Previous: >>570477349>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Musume : average derby
>>570506549HI
Pretty Derby
wahey>>570506549actually a cute bikini
so many ritual posters, killed off by mant
Hey Faggots,My name is TeioCHAD, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are brown, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on umabook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CM team, and mod on my Discord thread. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese horse"? I also get straight 1st places, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just fed me 8 cheeseburgers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>570506775Bro tummy is potent…
no one here actually wants to be a mant player.
7 and i obtain instant permanent happiness any other number and i continue my miserable life until i die alone and only get found two weeks laterumamusume
I really like this hachimi media player feature
WARNING: it passed 800k
>>570506232now the reverse please
>>570507096yes we know curren cuck now shut up and you slowpoke FUCK
orange
mambros, save us a spot in A+
Tachyon LOVE
>>570507140I'll keep posting about the game and you can't do anything about it, cuck.
>>570507198slut pose
>>570506949i got a gf and it significantly cut down on my uma playtime and shitposting sry
STOP FUCKING HATING ON MANT YOU NORMALFAGS
spbros its time
>>570507220Alright I'll flatline
ButtSweat's recruiting! The cheeks open, what lies in store.B+ club, no quota, just log in regularly and do a career every few days. If you can't for some reason that's fine, just let us know.Chill out and stay safe from the MANT slaughter or get help with facing it head on; we have trainers very capable of helping with the latter. In-game chat being used productively to both whine and learn, amazing.Your oshi will win. We're all going to make it.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570507404povertykick is shitonly way it could be poorer is if they ricked a rock around
>>570507435>13th
>>570506810what's going on here?
>>570507243Bright slowly raped me
>>570507567Just some trainee discipline, don't worry about it.
why is it that when i do my first 5 tt of the week all with parfait dopes i get shitthen a random tt in the middle of the week gets me this
>>570507313Why are you trans
>kickball starts >thread empties outTell me this thread isn't brown europoors
hell yeah comfy hours
>>570508117Yeppers!
>>570508075It's midnight here bwo I'm prepping for bed
Good evening
>>570508075>not being in both threads while doing runs on the phone
>>570508327>doing runs
>>570508242i could actually go for some bbq now that i think about it...
>>570508075please no, i dont want this thread to just be spamming locations of umaposters again
>>570507754not all fine posters are trans
>>570508380>doing runs>not having the runs
>>570508242
>>570508290
>>570508453How do I reach this level of positivity that Taiki has
>>570508467he's hiding a gun under that
>>570508290hello
>>570508558not possible for moids
>>570508380>not rooning outside instead
why are all the kris/gim shippers korean
>>570508467doto ojisan looked cuter when he had the winter fluff coat on
>>570508075I'm eating dinner...
>>570508596Aren't you one too
>>570508558be handsome rich and have a huge cock
>>570508705And do I look like I have a positive personality?
>>570508729sex
Most normal MANT farm run item RNG
>>570508770>reddit tachyon
>>570508884>manhattan cuckè
ryan LOVE
why am i crashing at career endanyone else getting this shit?
>>570509026steam? it was shit yesterday around this time toophones been fine the whole way through though
>>570508801Everything will get better bro
>>570509096I'm rolling
>>570509026hachimi bug
>>570509096>>570509257succubus
>>570508963
>>570509096I am arousedLaurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related
>>570509294the purge has started...
>>570509096>>570509257sex bomb
>>570509470I want my trainee to wear these dolphin pants
>>570509294nta but I use hachimi and my game hasn't crashed recently
>>570509257what is it with sakura-eye horses calling you a liar
>>570509615i can see areolae
Meisho Doto Takarazuka Kinen poster"someday, when i look back" (2020)i've done everything i couldlet's stop looking backat everything that's piled upsince it just makes me want to curse my misfortune but even so, it's the same this time as welli'm just doing what i canin front of everyone else,i want to look backand see the faces of everyone following behindlet's believe that such a day will eventually come
>>570509386
>>570509625ye I use it too and didn't have any problems but it's making the game crash for some people
>>570509615
>>570509806
>>570509386>>570509765
>>570509872
>>570509806should be flatter btw
>>570509872I need to lick Laurel's tongue
>zero effort slopnot again
>>570509806Tiny and cute
even the jannies are in the /sp/ bread watching brazil get killed, huh
>>570509806>still upmods are also watching the world cup
>>570509595Symboli Kute S
>>570510373she wont give your tongue back
>>570509806disgusting
I think porn is not okay
>>570509806@umagrok make them lactating
>>570510607I would not mind if my tongue was in her mouth for a nice long time, among other things
>>570510481>1x1Is it really that bad? I forgot about today's game
>>570510817cute Palmer
Holy Sweep
>>570510964Morocco is playing a lot better and Brazil's goal was basically just a Vini Jr. solo
>>570511261>60m in 2 daysholy shit, when will cygames cull these accounts
>>570510871Lewd areolae
>>570511284Brazil just threw a woman off a bridge without attaching her bungee jump rope.
>>570510871Areolae peek is even lewder
>V is back here and seething about anons watching football
>wins
>>570511261seethe
NO DD AWARD
>>570511453*handegg
>>570511507...at nothing
>>570511284>one dude carrying the teamI love that recurring gag
>>570511565I can give you the dd.
>>570511565paamaa's DDs...
>>570511507wins at losing
>>570509806I need suzuka to breastfeed me
>>570511683I'm about to fap to Palmer and a retard.
>>570511770I enjoy fucking my students
>>570511973I wish I was a girl and got pregnant this early and pose like this
>>570511284What is Neymar doing?
>>570511770Well I guess I have a cropped out porn fetish now...
>>570512240The same thing he has been doing most of his career. Sitting on the bench injured.
>>570511324NeverEveryone should use bots and when they start banning arbitrarily, start a drama that leads to the eos
>>570512240Calf injury
>>570512383How Mormon of you
>>570511324Unironically never
>>570512497The lord made me capable of being horny, Its over...
>>570511973Marry and reproduce (with your trainee)
>>570512594This fucking artist has a way to make the sexiest sfw art
>>570512440...
>>570511565Fellow Paamabwo, give me your advice on how you’re running her.Feels like the only Med-Long schedule really fucks up her stats gain and I’m nowhere near those stats and SP you’re getting.
>>570512715
Good night bros
>>570512771>>570512715>>570512440Cripple crown champion...
>>570512784Good night
>>570512732rn I'm using a """high-roll""" agenda which risks a few 3 turners for a total of 39 races in total. pretty consistentsince we get more training turns in junior year the trick is to ONLY click speed and wit (70% wit clicks) to level up facilities as early as possible. no clicking anything else no matter what, resting is fine but 1 or 2 max ideally
>>570513316screw maid cafes or horror house in cultural festivalswhere the SEX CLUBs at?
I hate this nigger game so much. 475 stamina isn't enough for KKS anymore. Fucking fuck, I win it off 250 stam. Fuck you CyGays you owe me a triple crown.
>>570513439retard
>>570513480Ur ratarded semen slurping cummies commando
>>570513680I do swallow but you're still retarded
time for some xog runs
Meisho Tabaru will win the Takarazuka Kinen this year. Kitasan's balls WILL be saved.
>>570513735Proof?
>>570513958next /uma/ meetup
>>570513850On the power of this 7 Kitasan’s balls will be as dry as Death Valley after this Takarazuka Kinen
holy dead general lmao
>>570514427we're finally uma jp
>Teio can become a cripple crown in other uma stories>her story in the game didn't even get her crippled>not even a match against Biwa arima kinen What the fuck is this Cygames
>>570512784dozo
I just want to play oonige aces again...
>>570514427Game fukn sucks
cozy memories of umanko soba
>>570514427mant moment
Happy Marvelous Sunday!
this time i'm really gonna do it
>>570514830
>>570514830IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY YOU RETARD
>>570514921Umadachi...
I'm playing MANT right nowI'm running MamboShe's gone 6 races without a breakShe's triple mood downShe's cryingGet your stupid ass out there and run
>>570515148How could you?
>>570514573can you make nigers in GL?
>>570515148I am going to end your life
>>570515125>SEAtard
>>570515239yeppers
>>570514864 SEX WITH SEIBAHSEX WITH MY DOG
Oissu
>>570515279Auschad actually.
mambo's low energy noises during career are funny
Mambo mamboCrying mamboDoesn't want to runBut she's going to keep onOr she becomes dogfood mambo
>>570515125>muttard educationits 1:28 in the majority of europe, and 0:28 in the ""UK""the large part of the first world has sunday, you disgusting MONGOLOID
>>570515380That's even worse. Go get bit by a snake or spider or wombat or croc or platypus.
There’s nothing more boner inducing than getting everything in one pull
>>570515513I'm getting bit by a Nishino instead. >>570515486What the heck!?
QUARDUPLE MOOD DOWN MAMBOCrying on the track mamboSkin condition And losing statsBut you're still gonna run mambo
>>570515603when are you ever buying savvy lol
>>570515727gwo you'ure le groundwork trigger?????????????????
shut out to finemo for being the most useless bitch in the world thank biology for not giving her the right to reproduce
>>570515727>he doesn't want to be the frontest of the pace chaser like no one ever was
does savvy actually brick NSM or was that a gaslight
Sorry Danchou I just finished gooning while playing MANT therefore I'm done playing MANT for now
>>570515989That's a lot of sex...
>>570516030gaslightit doesn't do anything because your overtake vision is locked at 20m
>>570514427All the 3rd worlders too busy in /sp/
>>570515914I look like this?
>>570516176If you don't run like her, you don't pass
>>570516139nyo I'm also here :)
a boy shouldnt act like that
I want ShiiBii so bad bros
Trainees are not for marriage
>>570516372>it's raining cum
>>570516651If that's the case, tell them to stop trying to wrap their tails around me
I will marry light o
>>570516763Its a form of bonding, you are being paranoid by thinking it means something else.
>>570516813Sex with these 2
>>570506549Umamusume is so dead were not even reaching 26k this week. Will huge spenders just take their losses and not return after grandlive? Global has different culture than JP who likes to take assfucking by corporations on a daily basis
>tfw have to get Medium S & Nigger Navigator & Uma Stan while also spending 4* on MileAgony
>>570516939idiot sandwich
>>570516856Yeah, but why my ring finger?
>no groundworkFUCK this run was literally perfect
>>570517012Because they want to be your best friends forever, obviously
>>570517006Tama is not a sandwich!
>>570516856If that were all it was, they wouldn't have made it canon during a wedding ceremony
me in the middlemy two wives to my side
>>570516939tamachando
>>570516815sex with lala
>>570517123Rudolf stop touching your trainer's ass in public
>>570517118Look, it means nothing now leave your door unlocked at night and stop being afraid of some contact with your trainee
>>570517072If that's the case, why are they arguing about who's is the most legitimate and who gets to consummate it?
>redditshower>redditnal
>>570517161lovely girl
>>570517321>we have a P*le in these threadsSickening
>>570517321yes, I pressed the download button from that guy so it kept its original filename
>>570517451>PoleKEK
>>570517459Didn't know we had CP fans here
>>570517280>ArsenalThanks god PSG beat haram ball
>forgot to buy xoguri heals before kkkshofuck
>>570517585Don't say that
>>570517235whos gonna stop her
>>570517684CB?
>>570517321>mayapedo is a spic
im gonna be grilling tomorrowdo my dacchis want anything?club members only
>>570517515Alright what country is that then smart alec
>>570517768A tomato
>>570517803 Gonna put my pole inside Sweepy.
>>570517763>anon is a redditor
>>570517803monaco
>>570517803IndonesiaWhite on the top is EuropeRed on the top is Asia
>V is stalking anons on /sp/ again
Who is V?
>>570518035it's also almost 2AM judging from that picbro needs to get a healthier sleep schedule...
>>570517990OhI seeThank goodness Having a Polerat in these threads would be awful
Finns and Swedes are basically Poles
>>570518162Chrono needs to sleep with me
there are no poles here
>>570518305yeah, in these hallowed halls, we only have columns
>>570518264
>>570518391Upside down kissu with Chrono
HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO THIS CMON NOW
nice one, VF retards
Even 10 bucks to Croix du nordOdds 10 buck to Sugar Kun
Hello! Match is over, what did I miss?
Test
>>570518471SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>570518471She's just asking to be bred
>>570518561skill issue
>>570518561what is this, is this in the room with us now?
>>570518570if i had to guess it has to do with timing, neo universe is pretty far down the line, and thusly is powercrept a lot harder than shakur
>>570517763no fucking way say it aint so
>>570518572I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the hitI'm witposting with Maru
this match felt like doing a bad MANT run
Isn't campma dober meta this CM
>>57051860890 minutes of your life watching a kusoge where some washed up team is brocked by some literal who
>>570518561It is the will of Shiraoki-sama where you place
>>570518391She's asking for it..
>>570518809She can't use herself as a parent
>suddenly huge influx in postinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kill /sp/ and /vt/ already, dont forget /pol/ and /v/
>>570518821Ulala is NOT erotic.
>>570518471So which Saber is this?
>>570518391why are mares so cute
>>570518934I never left and I did two URA runs in the meantime
>>570518934Whats wrong with /sp/Everyone will be watching the New York Knicks win the championship today or if not in a few days.
>>570518904For kisses?
>>570518934>>570506961
>>570518934If the boards are killed, where do you think they'll go?
>>570518934while you were being potty trained I was shitposting on /spee/
>>570518934I thought that said teto...
>>570518934stay hydrated
>>570518934I am watching Spider-Noir
>>570519093>EveryoneSorry, I'm not brown or black
>>570519149
>>570518934Where the fuck did you get this image of me?
>>570519192Need Norn playable uma
>>570519118Yes. From little pecks to deep tongue kisses during umapyoi.
>>570519458This brat...
Stego cute.
>>570519458Mareyano Top Gun
>>570517763At least he's white.
>>570519217bbbbbased>>570519197thanks for the reminder
>>570518471
>>570519528needs correction
>>570519312She's a cutie for sure
>>570519595I don't mean to alarm you but the pepperonis are round
>>570519312Norn sex daily.
>>570519721Redpill me on knees
>>570519721those knees look like theyve seen a lot of work...
>>570519312>>570519654sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex with her trad wife friend
>>570519689Dantsu smells like cheese.
Why do I only get these when I'm doing an event mission run.
>>570519595I get it now
>>570519721concerningly detailed knees
>>570519595Detroit pizza is great.Dammit Calstone don't make me love you even more.
>>570509096>>570509257>>570509470>>570509765>>570509872contributing to laurelpostingdozo
>>570519818NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO
>>570518902>>570518662>>570518561I never felt a run this cursed
I wish boys (female) were real
>>570519910Sex
>>570519957you're going to prison Flash
>>570519987false goddess a shit
>>570520013why american bikini on a non american?
>>570520013UOH
>>570519987Open is actually the secret G0
>>570511427What the fuck
>>570519661>pepperonis are round
>>570519987>7Shiraoki-sama has ordained it to be so
>>570520013Boys (female) can't be real but girls (male) canThis feels like a conspiracy at play
takarazuka kinen
>drawNo runs today, danchou.
>>570508963die, evil
Just finished a career without seeing a single speed or wit ankle. Nice game retards
this run is fucking dogshit
>>570520127her trainer just requested it in the source image set
>>570520013TAISHIN PREGNANCY TESTO
>>570511427I saw that as well...
>>570520509i see
>>570520490>>570520447Get owned fatty
>>570520447>wit anklet
>>570520406>/uma/ club danchou couldn't defeat chiyotrainyTragic
>>570511427Next time sacrifice a man if you want to win
>>570511427should have been me
>>570520143https://vxtwitter.com/osint613/status/2065867298259309056?s=46
>>570520750>vxdiscord user
>my scuffed new late overtook my front with angling and barcaroleI WAS FUCKING RIGHT
>>570511427For fun?
>>570520750What a stupid way to go.
German engineering
>>570520816It's a discord about fishing.
>>570512732Besides what the other anon said about basically only clicking speed and wit, since you're running a lot of g3/g2 you can afford to skip more races for good training, but do try to compensate it later by racing at another time. You can even race in summer if the turn's garbage, you don't really have to save your whistle for summer since you're clicking speed/wit a lot so they'll be decently leveled so during the turn after multiple races, you can use your whistle there instead to get rainbow wit training instead of resting.
>>570520750>>570511427>People die of hunger and other random bullshit by the minute, if not second>Indians get themselves killed by trains and cars every few seconds>THIS gets attention by people because they feel an emotional connection to THAT random woman because of context, while ignoring every single other person that dies every secondHumans are such a joke It's so goddamn funnyIs whatever happened here tragic? Sure. Do I care? No, because I don't care for all the other people that die in far worse ways either, as they aren't connected to me. No idea why any of you fags care.
>>570520856>>570520647>>570520643>>570520750
>>570520895
>>570520525
>>570520750Should have been my bitch of an ex
>>570521027I don't usually watch a video of someone dying of hunger.
>>570521027I see. This anon wants to get thrown off a bridge, no strings
>>570521027I care because it reminds me of every time I cast a lure and the line snaps and I lose the lure to the lady of the lake.Also ngl racist brown hating Helios is kinda hot. Ultra zoomer ultra racist
>>570511427How do you not check for the rope before you bunjee jump kek? Even in white countries I check that safety mechanisms for amusement park rides are working if I'm going on a ride.How dumb can you be to trust brown men with your safety?
>>570521027I wish I was as cool as you
>>570521027Share your gore folder before your mom orders you to sleep, bwoski
>>570521062>>570520895my paizuri slave
I ask for Mile shoes in my club
>>570511427Shit wasn't even a bungee cord I think it was just a plain rope. And it was near the concrete bridge supports too, like, there is zero safety consideration for this shit.
>>570520750Jesus ChristHow did no one even notice it and prevented it
>>570521235Cute uma
>>570521027>killed by trains and carsand shallow bodies of water for whatever reason
>>570521280Me showing liveleak to Mayano
>>570521235
>>570520013
>>570520895>partner productso it's not GSC making this? are these GSC quality?
>>570521404SEX
>>570521280Why does Nice Nature have my dick pics on her phone?
oguri CRAP
>>570511679Yours is more like a S at best...
>>570521379lol they can't swim either?
>>570521317who would leak the uncensored, I need to see the splat
>>570521404I want long hair Air Groove to beat the shit out of me.
>>570521492
>>570521312>show up to club>press ei ei mun sticker>ask for dirt shoes>refuse to donate to the 9001 medium shoe requests>leave without bringing in a single fanSuffering from success
>>570521404
>>570521397>liveleak>after march 15 2019Meh
why does my trainee keep asking me to wear my grey sweatpants?
>>570521492Got a kek out of me
>>570520750So Long, Gay Bowser!
>>570521578Love that braid. Makes her less ugly.
>>570521601Maya justs wants to stick her hands in the pockets to stay warm trainerDont worry about it
>>570521578
>>570521623
>>570521492lmao
>>570521743zamnI need to squeeze urara's thighs
>>570521623My hands should be there!
>>570521791>>570518821
>>570521761
>>570521369these trashy roadside operations run by rando individuals with zero training not beholden to a larger company tend to be negligent and stupid and untrained, which is tolerable if it's like a roadside fruit stand
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>570521836Trainer gets to do that after races...
>>570521573DANCHOU KILL THIS MAN
Very important poalhttps://poal.me/z6ujslhttps://poal.me/z6ujslhttps://poal.me/z6ujsl
>>570521959I'm that trainer. She thinks I'm massaging them
>>570521985why isn't gensokyo an option
>>570521239NTA but god I wish I could I wish I was in a third world country where bridges still don't all have railings
>>570522032You ARE massaging them.
>>570522065
>>570522153I'm massaging her breasts too
FUAAARRK MAMBO KINOthis event has the best cast so far
>>570522051gensokyo isn't real>>570522095We have overpasses that don't have railings. Bridges too. I've personally seen a guy jump from an overpass and hit the freeway after like a 150 foot fall. It's umazing how bodies bounce like that.
>>570522235
cease the subhuman rekt posting
end xog is forbidden magic no one should try to comprehend
>>570522359
>>570521573what club bwo?
>Random Brazilian gets his organs stolen and turned INTO GLUE. No one bats an eye>Random Brazilian gets murdered in a giant fuck up mistake. Everyone pretends to care
>>570521491Laurel would say this to me but still ride me until I'm shooting blanks..
no one cares stfu
>>570522417lol fat trainer
>>570522417
>>570522417Free hug
>>570522523I don't care, I just think it's funny. I will proceed to stop caring in about 5 minutes
>>570521952always manting
>>570522545
>>570522545i forget what the bows mean
>>5705225251-800-youfuckingwish
>>570522523they just picked her up and threw her head first. its like a "GTFO fag" meme.
The villain put it right though her head...
>>570515486it's not Sunday for people who actually matter
>>570522523It's not that I am literally shaking or some gay shit, I just think it's stupid and novel. Like Nutty Putty stupid.Also she fucking flipped.
>>570522727What a funny way to keep her face in shotThey could have just made separate versions
>>570520976PREACH...the knower
>>570522718pink is in heat i think
>>570522721It will happen
>>570522727she WOULD do this
>>570522571you need a priestess to remove cursed equipmentgo find deza
>>570522835Cute little titties...
>>570522853oh i see
>>570523109Cute
>>570522876*snrk*
>>570522689Truly you are an inspiration to us all
>>570523106kek
>>570522809translate weebs
>>570523053
>>570523109
>>570522571cute
>>570523287
anyone have that picture of a horse flying forward to bite thats been posted a bunch the past couple days? i tried finding it on twitter but searching "horse" just produced a lot more videos of irl horse genitalia than i wanted to see
>>570523176You're cute...
>>570523486
>>570523604
>>570523541
>>570523565Yes, I am& you're definitely not...
>>570522809
>>570520750
Niggas really be trying hard to make me wanna fuck Haru fucking Urara. Don't you fuckers have any consideration
I wish to lay my head upon my wife's lap
Uma music for your Sunday.https://youtu.be/lVFvMCRU-2A?si=aNX1J6IPcAMBGb0O
>>570523946I love long hair big titty tomboys
>>570523785ty anon, but the one i'm looking for the horse is flying directly at the camera
Did nothing all day again award.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>570523916If you want to fuck urara thats on you nigga
>>570523801Those are some powerful techniques. Durandal will have to train hard.
>>570523916
>>570524084getting her umanko ready for tore's nightly pounding
>>570523916no one seriously wants to have sex with urara
So many cute AGP ladies
>>570524391A serious relationship with urara...
>>570524408https://poal.me/l4lkbhhttps://poal.me/l4lkbhhttps://poal.me/l4lkbh
>>570524520>>570524408what the fuck does AGP even mean
I'm betting on this for the jongbwos
imagine the wonderful smell of zenno after she wakes up i would love to huff her hair and keep her smell ingrained in my brain
>>570524589auto gynephilia basically you get off to the idea that you are a woman or are perceived as such
I love Rice
>>570524684Based
>>570521984It's ok, I have a pass from the student council
>>570524589its just a fancy word for tranny
I never give shoesI only take
>>570524475A happy married life with urara..
I look forward to hearing of Danon Decile's victory when I wake up tomorrow. Croix du Nord will LOSE.
>>570525108Urara has a great set of tits
can they send a horse twice at l'arc it would be very funny if kwab du nord went last again
>>570525245it's not a classic race anyone can join
>>570523793Well that's a good thing. I'm not aiming to be cute or anything, I just want to be your trainer
>>570525245They already said he's not going I think
Hey
>>570525434Hey
i'm ready
is funny how everyone thinks of urara as a kid but shes probably older than rice and way older than nishino actually urara is probably older than spechud
Why would anyone want Croix to lose History is about to be madeYOU SHOULD BE GIVING HIM YOUR STRENGTHThe son is going to accomplish what is father could notNegro behavior to root for his lossThis is going to be a monumental occasion
>>570525562basedHIS LEGACY LIVES ON
>>570525529loli baba
>>570525562Because then he’s for sure getting a busted anniversary speed card next year if he does win
>>570525562doto would not say this and would in fact do everything in his power to sabotage croix
>>570525529she's the same gen as ntr and vega
>>570525562>History is about to be madeA villain to eclipse all villains. A supervillain, even.
>>570523916>Niggas really be trying hard to make me wanna fuck Haru fucking UraraThat's easy. Just give the current Haru Urara her beta/manga personality
>>570525671My Triple Crown Hero
>>570525562we're cheering for our our mare HEROINE regalaira instead
>>570525798this brat
when does croix race?
>>570523541this one?
>>570524520
>>570526006Chiyoposter...
>>570525798The Curi watermark was cringe
>>570525673>Croix wins >We get him announced as a new Uma that will be out when the new scenario arrivesImagine the hype
>>570526037...you were not supposed to see that.
>>570525976is this the infamous uma attack?
I want Tazuna to kill me.
>>570525798Her hips got a big buff in RTTT, I'll always remember them
>>570525992why does Tazuna hates seeing people in love?
>>570525992Me and laurelposter
>>570526121Oh, no, no, no, he will get a card and then be stuck in gay baby jail until he goes to stud in like 2030
>>570526006faggot
>>570525992
>>570526160Just tell her that you know that she's Tokino Minoru and Akikawa is Northern Taste
>>570526254Why did I quote...
>>570525976perfect, thanks!
>>570526317too much horny
because you love WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
>>570526254No Diamond, I'm not going to marry you
How do i tell Diamond i'm saving myself for her young sister Reve instead
>>570526367
>>570526357True
>>570526517>EATJPhmmmmm
kingu love
I wanted to like satono diamond but she's the most boring 3* uma I have...she's actively more entertaining outside of her career
>>570526517I wonder if Dober ever got the idea of wearing a vibe while outside or has done it
>>570526517
https://files.catbox.moe/q372a6.png
>>570526367That off shoulder strap is extra slutty. It's like she wants to expose her tits to Taiki.
>>570526728western art is so damn gross
>>570526728>ningen
>>570526728envious umas HATE this
>>570526728Bitch has literally 0 stamina she wouldn't last 5 minutes
>>570526285
>>570524903-t. asian
>>570526895TRUTH
>>570526698
>>570526895i feel like drawing ntr of a uma and her trainer in the umaverse would get you lynched...
>>570526367idgi
>>570526895Based DoberOjisans need love too!
rice is good with sausage gravythat's not a euphanism
>>570525562kitasan is boring and croix is boring so I'm looking forward to an upset
>>570527040shutthefuckuptranny
>>570526993I read that in Sagawa's voice
>>570527069head full of ntr manga
>>570526698does bright actually say howa
>>570527040digi
>>570525976this is the nightlord umadel the gaping jaw
>>570527004What's...Christmas?
We're gonna have hot and steamy ningen sex all night.
im gonna go get some tacos from the food truck, anyone want something
>>570527264can I have a burrito, one filled to the brim with rice meat sauce or something
>>570527026>Still ntr doujinshiNot in that case.>>570527069Just make torena an ojii-san.
>>570527264two bowls of beans
>>570526728Riko isn't that fat
>>570527341isnt the current ntr doujin out there about cesario being tricked by someone whom still knows
>>570527195fraid so
>>570527226suzukek...
>>570527447it's edited out in the translated subtitles but a lot of her voice clips are stil howaa
>>570527264Carnitas tacos pleaseAnd churros if they have them
>>570527026To be fair Dober most definitely self inserts as the one getting NTR'd by a fat ojiisan just like how she imagined the wedding scene in the game
new cryer
>>570527614meant for>>570527195
>>570527674What the fuck
>>570527264al pastor quesadilla and some horchata por favor
>>570527026After reading that event where Taiki texts her parents saying she's going to spend the rest of her life with her trainer, and seeing them reply that they hope the two of them will be very happy together, it makes me think that in that world it's completely normal for a trainer and their trainee to eventually start a family together
>>570527674>fat ojisan steals her trainerwhat the fuck dober
>>570526728>>570527226>>570527582ningen love!
>>570521273>>570521369Not defending the incompetence, but routine kills. You do the same menial task over and over again>attach customer to rope>throw customer>next customerfor days on end, and your mind goes on autopilot, fast-tracks the process and doesn't catch mistakes or double check things.Never forget that there was a skydiver with 800 jumps of experience, who grabbed the wrong backpack full of rocks, thought it was his parachute, and jumped to his fuggen death.
>>570527723UUUUUUOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH YYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRYYYYYYYY
>>570527723this is not new
>>570527341your older man agenda must be stopped
>>570527775Its like the number 1 genre of romance in universe unironicallyAnd the fans LOVE when umas and their trainers start getting all flirty as seen by creek, akebono, and neichas careersHonestly if NTR was proliferated in universe its probably all just trainers getting stolen from their human wives/girlfriends by their trainees
>>570527904my bad bwo
>>570527775maybe, but selling doujins about actual people is kinda weird
>>570527004Cute>>570527401>Still in>hypnos>old mI'm assuming that's a Still doujinshi, hence the choice of Admire Groove since she knows about how deep their love is
>>570527949reverse ntr is the best
>>570524589A gay penis
>>570527973it's okay, I forgive you because digitan cute
>>570527086FUCK you niggerWe all owe Kitasan a lifetimes worth of thanks for all shes done for usHow is Croix boring??? He's won 2/3 of the Spring CrownsIs winning "boring"?Is TM Opera O boring?The American fixation with underdogs has rotted your mindThis could be the first true Spring Triple Crown ACTUAL REAL LIFE HISTORY COULD BE MADE SOONHOW IS THAT NOT EXCITING
>>570527674I prefer the one where she's cucked by Digitan
>>570528098>Is winning "boring"?yeah, that's the whole plot of maruzensky's career
>>570527746>>570527781She's the polar opposite of Digitan. Digitan is as degenerate as she gets with how she acts but she's completely into smut MEANWHILE the one that "hates(LOVES)" men, and the shy one is the one into the most kinky fetish.
After all this Dober posting I am feeling lucky, surely she'll come home now.
If Croix wins we get UMPD S4 with Croix as the star and it's just an even worse S3
>>570528268no
>>570528098Tabaru winning would be the first back-to-back Takarazuka father-and-pair duo. That too is history
>>570528098I don't care about any of that but I do look forward to your melty when he loses
>>570528206Are you saying she deserved to be barred from races???!
the chinese kick streamer isnt ondont tell me the race is sunday night into monday morning...
>>570516937The only realistic way to revive the global player count is a big theatric release. They blew their load too early with BoNE and CinGray coming out before MANT. It would have to be new and have to release at the same time everywhere. Ebayan isn't going to do it, even if he wins Arc, weebs don't care about IRL racing.
https://x.com/Inkya_hatune/status/2065756172163186704that oguri cosplayer who people thought was pregnant even though she denied it just packs away multiple pizzas like it's nothing and you all doubted her inner fatness
>>570527781>>570527674>fat ojisannah, iykyk
>>570528517The race is in like, 4 hours.
>>570528636then why isnt he on bwo... unless the card beforehand is super short
>>570528425>big theatric releaseA what? Also which country
Maya anime will save global
teio KNEELS to TAABO
>>570527920Help me find eternal youth then
>>570528098yes all boring
>>570528625HER TRAINER WAS STOLEN BY A DOG?!
>>570528596I don't trust a "woman" with that hard of a filter
Me (31 years old) nakadashing Still in Love (my trainee)
>>570528834That's a certified [X] GENUFLECTDoes anyone even care about Otoko Dogeza Jigoku anymore?
>>570528957Isn't she a high school girl?
>>570528957You did consent right?
>>570528834>this is someone's hero
>>570528957torena-san, blink twice if she's forcing you
>>570511427>>570521027>>570521317>>570521273>>570527828>>570521280>>570520565haha /rekt//bwos...
>>570529006You're right, that's a really problematic age gap. Leave Still to me (30yo trainer).>>570528957Back off
>>570528394Now that is BORING right thereSame exact horse winning as last yearNothing changes Oh wowww he won again Not even something like a Sprint or Long>>570528425Are you happy anonIs being spiteful for absolutely zero reason fun for youDoes this bring you satisfaction Wishing that the hopes and prayers of thousands go unanswered and that some fluke horse gets the win like what happened in the 2016 Takarazuka Is this really so good for you?Who hurt you anonWho hurt youI see no reason why any adjusted person would act like thisCroix & his jockey EARNED thisThey DESERVE the gloryThis could be so beautiful But all you want is to rain on others paradeFOR WHATWhat do you get out of itNothing Absolutely nothingEveryone being dissapointed is just sadUnironically sickPeople like you are why the world is how it is Seek repentance anonThe path you are walking on leads only to a monochrome, empty existence
>>570528952I'm sure she's ugly like a dog but I also think she's an actual foid so I mean would
>>570529157i will NOT join umadash
>>570528707Is there an honorable Japanese term for what the kids call rizz? I'd summon my full power for Grass.
>>570528882Those nouns are not mutually exclusive
>>570529197
>>570529202me at the club
>>570529296
>>570528837sry the best I can do is love and accept you the way you are as we go through the seasons of our lives together
>>570529207I have no affiliation with UmaDASH anon...
>>570529229hitotarashi
>>570529157You're arguing with losers that hate seeing winners win. You'll never convince them, their brain is genetically fucked.
What would Tracen do if they knew Maruzensky was doing illegal street racing in the late hours of the night
>>570529351her story is so good
Why are Croixfags like this?
>>570529359based heterosexual dia
>>570529268i dunno what you mean by that but dober needs help if she is imagining fat ojisans and dogs stealing her trainer from her
>>570529351And then she laid down and died next to him Quasimodo style.
>>570529351posting the rest
>>570529157>CroixfagsCriiiiiiiiiiiiinge
>>570529407But if Croix loses, wouldn't that make him a... loser?
>>570529561same as kitafraud's casual fans when he kept getting dunked on by duramente
https://kick.com/b01doghosstreams up
>>570529006Out of 10!>>570529013Yes.. I thought it was wrong at first but after three years together, I was convinced.>>570529073She's forceful in bed sometimes, but I assure you it is with consent
>>570506549EWWWWWWWWW RYAN IS SO FUGLY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
>>570528713Was that reply meant for my comment about Cygames needing a release to revive the player count? If so, I meant a new movie with a worldwide release. Maybe with Rudolf, CB, and Katsuragi.
>>570529709 pg1>>570529351 pg2
>>570529821THROW HER OFF A BRIDGE
>>570529717And if you had sex you wouldn't be a virgin, he hasn't lost yet so he's a winner, retard.
>>570529407this makes sensetheir incel ass has never had any success and never will so they have to take it out on othersFUCK YOUUUUall faggotsdie
>>570529838Oh I see
>>570529860>he hasn't lost yetuhhhhh
>>570529845
the race is at almost 4 AM my timego on...without me...
>>570529916The triple crown retard god. That's what we're talking about
>>570529845I thought he was dying
>>570529157nta but they don't deserve anything because they have not yet earned it. if another horse wins, then they will have earned it just the same. you could argue that mihono bourbon DESERVED the undefeated triple crown too but that's not really true. people and horses don't just deserve things because they have done well to a certain point or earned other accolades and it's sort of weirdly entitled to think like that.
>>570527086>Croix is boringWhat about how he won both of the spring crowns was boring? The sudden lunge of speed he did to win the Osaka Hai in the last 50 Meters? The fucking centimeters he barely won by in the Spring Tenno Sho against another kitaspawn no one thought would get close? None of these races were boring and neither will this one, thanks in large part to the role Croix plays in this race
>>570529980He lost the first crown to Museum Mile and skipped Kikukasho you double retard
>>570529984whiskey will fix that
not sure if the croixfags are just baiting or really, retardly uninformed about anything concerning jp racing
>>570529881Shut the fuck up mama
>>570530097Holy fuck you're retarded
>>570530097retard>>570530116>mental illness>>570530118die
>>570530118why is your mom posting here tho
I would like one umawife please
>>570530064also nta but if you win 2/3 of a triple crown then evidently you deserve it more than any other horse
>>570529881Checking Kitasan's quadriceps, adductors, glutes, hamstrings, calves, hip flexors as well
>>570530191Umama is everyone's mom
>>570530064>it's sort of weirdly entitled to think like that.Faggot.That sentence alone tells me everything I need to know about you based on aura aloneGo back to R*dd*tI'm not going to indulge you with an actual reply
>>570530132That's a cute Falcon.
>>570530118
>>570530216
>>570530132no wonder Falco has 2 trillion fans, no one is safe from her cuteness
>>570529407>>570529881pretending you're some kind of winner vicariously by supporting a horse is even more pathetic tbqh. you can be happy that they won and everything but you guys are on a whole nother level of incel cringe
>>570513439Ahhh, but on the next run 473 stamina is enough to win by 7 lengths. Game fukn SUCKS.
>>570530132CUTE
>>570530337holy projecting paulkeep hating bitch you will never have nothingand you're brokeloser
>reddit du nord
>>570530310Making 10 new Mejiros with Ryan
i poop on this threaad
Could be cuter
>>570530479
>>570528716cute
>>570530132Dense trainer wouldnt even notice...
>>570530237>no argumentI accept your concession
>>570530436>never have nothing>double negative see, even though you're both fighting you're still kind to your fellow anons.
The one time I take a break from this fucking general and decide to check it is another avatarfag meltdown
Show me a single image of this artist that isn't1. Very well drawn2. Has SOMETHING cute in it, chibi form or notIt's that simple
based regaleira bro
Why the fuck is Umama melting down
>>570530542exactly he may be retarded but that doesn't mean he should actually have nothing
>>570530132that little secret of hers probably doesnt translate well into english...
>>570530436typical loser reply that I expect from a sports nigger who gets btfo
>>570530478His blob umas are adorable.>>570530558That is a Sakura Laurel type sex face
>>570530532I know what you are.Exact same energy as that one VF post people post as a sticker hereGo.Back.
>>570530558>Show me a single imageHeh
>claims someone is a redditor>replies with a 3dpd "reaction" imageThe lack of self-awareness is astounding
>>570530689>>570530689>>570530689
falco_spreading_her_umadol_umanko.jpg
>>570530558awoooga
>>570530456>Meisho Tumblru
>>570526489they aren't directly relateddia and crown aren't directly related either
