>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>570429085
hey guys, whats up?
>>570518940Oi
ergies
>>570519127yummy porgys
>>570518991oi
>>570519127>>570519218Be careful you're going to trigger a certain thread shitter with this
>>570518940hi cc>>570519273hi shifty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxucKuyp0uA>whines about haloslop>runs dregslopis there no middleground between tranny and griefer
Hi hi
Post god rolls
>>570519334lol i had a run with thsi guy and he 2 barred to gladius so he didn't make a video out of it...
>>570519387
me and the erg babes
>>570519334>myke, muni, mochathe three horsemen of dogshit nightreign videos
Survived another round with ED Libra.We did it gang.I caught Libra input reading. I watched as he was about to teleport on top of me. But I cancelled all of my actions to wait for him so I can dodge. He cancelled the teleport animation and did another move. And then as I'm evading a condemned I begin to move again, rinning and turning the camera. That's when I catch him beginning the teleport animation again, and he tagets me. I avoided the teleport. But that bastard was definitely input reading. No doubt in my mind now.
>>570519542Also, at another point during the fight, I'm about to revive a teammate, watching libra on the other side of the arena. Linra begins to teleport, so I back off and dodge... at air. Libra doesn't teleport to me. So I'm like "cool, I'll just pick up my teammate real fast." I'm two punches in, when Libra teleports on top of me. The bastard goes and teleports twice in quick succession, just to fuck with me.Also, I found an anomoly during another part of the fight. Tesmmate is 3 bar. I use pillar to pick them up, and get to work reviving. Libra wants to spawn the 4 way barrier next to me. It's not right on top of me, but closer than what looks safe So * retaliate to avoid the proximity blast. However, do8ng so PROPELS me off the pillar. I never seen such a thing before. It's like I dashed off, but I'm still in the middle of the retaliate animation. All of these condemned are down below, and Libra is targetting me. But with a lot of luck, I manage to get back on the pillar, surving multiple attacks. Libra is creating pillars, throwing madness, swinging his staff. And somehow I don't die from all of this and get the revive.I hardly did any damage all fight though. I mainly just ran condemmed around and revived. Near the end, I was able to combo libra with my star fists, but I don't think his health bar moved a single pixel.
didn't read
>>570520786bird down...
There's zero reason to play shartian as anything but a gimped wylder with the occasional steel guard meme stun against low poise enemies.
One game then dead queue....guess i'll go do something else
Carried by trishtina again... she's so cool
DLC surprise drop
gg trishtina thanks for carrying
>>570522754
>>570522754that artwork looks AI generated
can someone kill trash please? it's sucking its own dick again
>>570522646>>570522838I can't believe both of us 3 barred so early and it's impossible for an Undertaker to revive that so she was left soloing the last 50% of Caligoso powerful...
>>570522838>>570522646LOL gg how the hell do you dodge her powerup, i think you have to be farther...
>>570523325i dodge it based on vibesits right when she roars I think
this is what happens when some ignorant person refuses to block this pile of shit and its simp just because they want the queue to be faster
>>570523873
>>570523873hmmm
family head relic....
>>570524285what are you pondering about?
What losses happened on the password today?
S: Devil Knight / PracticeA: Shiftyduck / MAN BIRD / Sludge Merchant / Gremlin / ccB: Skorvan / Piqf / ZdradaEnjoyer / Mellow / 3 bar doll / ender lilies fan / hit / Nine-box / Aschev / terrC: Ytlaire / Mush / yys / Shijjjy / Viteazu / Zane / Clumsy / Carian / Naefy / yerba / Jellyfish / Quintoneus / Remance / Pepe / Sneeglius / Archetype Earth / Salvare / oie / Minerva / Daddy hubby / Training arc / BandersonD: Zorban / Creasy / Belan / Fox / MARZ / Tide / Pivvot / Monica / sat / XHAL / bjark / Brynhildr / Sens / Revenant Lover / Ukonzaemon / ****use / Cupcake / Issac / GUMBUS / DingleF: Sneedgar / mitt / Various cheese / Joll Doints / Zombii / Karry Kip / Venomous / Tranimelover / Extremist / Ying / Lotus / Spirit / Duowaifu / Erotony / Nezuk / Freud / Miquellafaithful / Zaborg / Watatuna / AceThread shitters and duo cheaters: Trash / Simpo
>>570519387I'll never use it but i did get this funny slopmaxxing relic
>>570503797curved swords probably have the best dual wield moveset in the game and there's one with inherent bleed
>>570524460>Thread shitters and duo cheaters: Trash / SimpoNow this is a tier list I can approve of.
Does anyone have a list of people who still play with trash and simpo? I want to block them all so I can get games with cc and practice faster.
>most of these posts come from one obsessed schizo nigger who can't go a thread without screeching about terr
>>570525107just look at gg screenshots
ergipuyis
>>570525196I only know some though, like extremist, cupcake, and elf.
O I WISH I WISH
>>570525107nigger shut the fuck up ffs
gg big fish! Taking damage boosts damage negation is the way for ED.
>>570526324
trash and simpo show up i see
Guardian should've been the one with an arcane respec for a shieldpoke playstyle.
>>570522983It does. Fitting for Shartreignslop then
>>570522983>>570526683It doesn't actually also ydptg
>>570523873>>570523325>>570522940>>570519383>>570519273i really like these
>>570526819uh oh cope patrol incoming
>>570526129Extremist, cupcake, elf, salvare, dust, devil k***ht, mush, aschev, shiftyduck, creasy and more
>>570527189Thanks a lot.
>>570526978
>>570527258You're welcome. I'm blocking these players myself. Tolerating trash is being complicit with trash after all.
ring shattered
gg erg girls
gg greg. Got a ton of stance breaks on that guy. the phys + fp on hit stave was actually pretty nice for casting GV's for the whole fight
gggreggers, fun run, shame I went down to his final attack though, greed got the better of me
>>570528565day 2 circle happened just as we got to the big spirit jump. pretty cool
>>570525107You guys need to get some real problems
>>570524460Boobdrada cumjoyer should be S tier and devil cheater should but manta tier
GG ED Caligo770 damage per swing
>>570530423gg! Big damage from us. I had two-handing damage x4, Golden Vow seal + Incant relic buff, and Dash Attacks on my main weapon and 1 full HP talisman. 2500 dash attacks with my Godslayer. We deleted Dancer in what felt like 8 seconds.
>>570530423>>570530785gg and yeah I noticed you melted dancer, that why
>>570531009die fucking worthless piece of shit
>>570531484lol u mad
>>570531484holy seethe
>>570531484it's ok to be jealous anony you can admit it
gg cooked chook
>>570531710Wtf Creasy is in the queue? Why?
why does this general attrach so many tranny?
>>570524460Dingle should be in F tier, no idea why Cupcake/Issac are in D tier either.
>>570532035shitstains attract more shitstains
>>570532109Are you saying Cupcake and Issac should be lower or higher?
>>570532035have you read the title
>>570532161I feel like they're both C right now, ain't no way they're in the same tier as fucking dingle
these tranny are so fucked up in the brain that they can’t even understand that they are being insulted
>elf playing with trish that's low
>>570519127ergieporgies... surprised it caught on.>>570533296he made a post a few days back about playing with trish and cc, never been more disappointed really.
>>570533296tranny plays with tranny, nothing unusual here
>>570533440elf is the TMNT poster?
Phantom Slash go kinda crazy doe
>>570533624i don't think so, he wrote something about winning a game if he, trish, and cc were playing but... cc with trish? really?
cc it uptrish it downelf it rightand 'ludge it all around
>>570534070black men say this
>>570533802yeah I liked learning to use it in the last couple fight clubs we had and I like the company of the former mentor ghost fighting alongside me
>>570534021tranny don’t want the queue to be slow so he won’t block cc
>>570533296oh my god sisters... did you hear that chungusbungus is playing with dinguswingus... oh my gooodd no wayyyy sister....
>>570533012>>570533571>>570534485congrats you are a worse threadshitter than all the trannies combined
>>570534610GURLLLLLL OH NO SHE DI'NT MMM MMMM
gg hot dino
>>570534698Yeah girl and I heard blinkuschan stole the negation on minkus from tungtung... Yiiiiikkkeessss like so not a good look...
Where is sludge
>>570534692i can assure you that if these trannies disappear from this place forever, i will never speak about them again
>>570534831>>570534698>>570534610are you faggots 12 years old?
>>570535058I'm not the one gossipping like a schoolgirl doe
>>570534325daddy issues
>>570535025i would prefer that you disappear, you’re shitting up the thread every day
>>570535058you're talking to degenerates with brain damage, no use trying to reason with them.
>>570535185well duh
>>570535186ah so you are a tranny, then fucking kill yourself NOW
>>570535394>why yes the only reason i come to the elden ring general is to seethe about trannies and if they weren’t here i would leave
nyo
Can't we all just get along
>>570536040Okay >_<
is elf most desirable ergie
no
>>570536332probably cc
>>570536332cc, always cc
>>570536332ccshiftyelftrishcupcake
>>570536332For me she is
I swear the biggest enemy in this game is the fucking camera.
>>570536913Why?
cc how do you feel about everyone calling you a girl and wanting you to be their gf?
>>570536758>trash
>>570519127dsg might be dead in name even doe we merged we merged but it will live on forever as long as we preserve the culture we need it to beat the ergiyogis dont you get it we have been at war with them for years we must beat them we have to beat the erg until we can finally yem it up in peace
>>570537013>teammate goes down>try to lock on for a quick grapple revive>it locks on to an enemy behind me>I grapple awaymany such cases
ayo..NIGHTIN ON MY REIGN (yuh)'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN (yuh)MADDY OUT THE FRAME (*crowd starts booing*)now break it down real slow (*booing intensifies*)YOU SUCK *throws tomato**floodlights sweep over to Creasy, arms folded*WE'RE BREAKING OUT OF DSG WITH THIS ONE*crowd looks confused**track speeds up*GET THESE CATTY BITCHES OUTTA HERE*crowd erupts into cheers*BLOCKED? Couldn't be MEI roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREEComing at the king? I DONT KNOW12h a day but you still need TINPOGreasy? I am SLICKShut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOTHot? The dogs be cold THOUGHCheck out the floor while you watch terr SOLO [chorus]NOW TERR IT DOWNYUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHTERR IT UP
rent free
the trannieyogurts
GOD BLESS&TWINBIRDS
gg not horse and instead surprise heolstor, finally got my infant head run.
>>570537950
sludge...
>>570537095when you ask this kind of thing you just make it obvious to everyone that you are an autogynophile but it's ok and remember that there are people that love your type of fucked up
>>5705373407+/10
the ergiyogis are actin up again even doe we merged
Malenia
>>570532035dsjeet (singular) presence calls to them like flies to shit
>>570538368hrmmm
trish what's the streak at now?
>>570538615>>570537948>>570537340>>570537163>>570536332>>570534070>>570534259>>570519127>>570525552Could you not empty your bowels into the thread like the annoying retard you are? It’s an eyesore. Very annoying.
>>570526587he should have also been a turtle or some other kind of animal
>>570539423I don't mind it, but the retard thinking his song lyrics are funny should genuinely kill himself.
>570539423>570539601 why wont the ergiyogis leave our gennie alone why are they always tryna kill our gennie and say untrue things about our gennie in there gennie our gennie culture is superior i hate them i hate them we must beat the erg we must defeat them we did it once but they came back quick we have to do it over and over again why wont they stay dead
>>570539550or just a winged humanoid or crucible knight
>>570533296>threadshitter tranny is playing with another of xher kinNot surprising>>570536332No one is saying this mushpaki stop spamming about your fav tranny
niggas be like>terr is shit! he should kill himself>terr proceeds to carry several people to victory soloing against ED nightlordsim jealous too but I don't talk shit
>>570539306175
>>570539994still duoing or solo q?
>>570540108trio
>570539942and other third person posts to make
>>570540157
>maybe I can make some friends in the /erg/>everyone's profile is privateo-okay
>>570540459shifty, elf, sludge and trish don't have private profiles to start with
>>570525107>I'm a shitter that needs to be carried>>570527189ydptg
>>570540459thanks for reminding me to start adding anons i love playing with
>>570540459i've been ghosting my old discord clique for 6 years
>>570540459Get back in mech schwarzer, crossbell is on fire again
>>570540594funny isn't it? and yet anons still ask questions that could easily be answered if they lookof those currently active on the queue only cc, practice, slayer and cupcake have private profiles
new video uploaded but yet again no views
^ the raped
still 1/3 after 30 mins, randoms it is then
>>570541412just woke up i'll queue
>>570541487name? don't bother if you're B tier or below
>>570541550balanced breakfast enjoyer
>>570540459If that mattered, you weren't that bothered about being friends to begin with
>>570541487too late
>>570520786D0 do not play the game core*
I guess nightreign videos just dont get viewsI will wait for duskbloods
>>570541831you should kys instead and post that
>>570540459Who have you wanted to be friends with?
>>570540459I assume you mean cc and practice. I'm sure they would accept your friend request anon.
I made my profile private because it turns out some of you stalker weirdos/bad actors
>>570542905I doubt theres actually many bad actors here beyond the usual shitpostingMy profile has been public the whole time and yet despite being an apparent "thread personality" only one anon has seemingly noticed
why does it matter if the profile is private or not you can add them anyway? lol
While i still hate skill slop, this was kinda impressive (both had legitimate if sloppy builds)
even doe /erg/ and /dsg/ merged and theres thousands of us thougheverbeithttps://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
!
gg white birdsi hate stars of financial ruin even if it's the 3rd best droppable stave for this build
>>570541674>private profiles don't matterI mean if someone's profile is private it stands to reason they don't want to share with others, not as social, and not as interested in being friends. I think he's right. That's why my profile is private.
>>570540459why does that matter, you can send FR's to anyone
>>570539994so cool and sexy and huge boobs...
lol, not risking that streak, eh?Can't blame you.
nice vague posting lil gup
1 week until MMV with matchmaking
>takes like 10 bites to poison greg with coil shield L2very gay
>>570545010trash dodge libra because he’s afraid of losing
>>570545843can't blame xhim
gg cold dog there were 4 nukes on my screen
! !
>>570545843>>570544932hmm? im not playing. going to bedu can see when im playing on my profiletheyre prolly talkin gabout someone elsealso my fattest attack is 70k... i wonder how...>>570544545thx
>>570540459I also play other compslop games on steam and I don't want angry subhumans stalking me
>>570546980>>570542905You’re way smarter than most here>>570541831Those will get even less dude
>>570547427>Those will get even less dudeI keep seeing people saying this. It's a Miyazaki main title, it's gonna sell a shit ton. 100% more than nightreign too. Nightreign already had a lot of repeatability with one map, duskbloods will probably have double digit maps.
>>570547568maybe if you can make videos in japanese
Fun weapon.GG hot bugs.>>570546795>>570545843No way it was Trish, because I have her blocked. But someone did dodge Libra.
gg 3bug, im a big dummy and 2 starlight shards was simply not enough
>>570547816please unblock trish
>>570547816just check steam recent players and narrow the 2 other players as the dodgers
>>570547816thank you for being based
>>570547854Why do you keeps saying that? After all these months, Trish is still actively hostile toward me. I can't trust her at all.
>>570547956Name 1 thing trish has ever done
>>570547956save yourself the trouble and don't engage with this waste of space, you wouldn't give a mentally ill hobo the time of day wouldn't you?
>>570548019she griefed sludge
>calling a 16 year old mexican boy ''she''Moving you down 2 tiers for that
>>570547885Welp, there are only 3 players within the time frame of of the dodge. And out of those 3, one of them is a minute earlier than the others. So they were most likely in the dodged game. I'm a little surprised that there aren't 4 players in that time frame. Because as far as I know, none of the people I played with play the character that was selected before the dodge.So this leaves me with 2 ideas. Either the act of dodging evades the most recent player list. Or the person who dodged has disabled most recent player visibility.I'm leaning toward the first idea, because the person I suspect of dodging is in fact, in my recent player list, except much earlier.I can't say conclusively, but if my deductions are correct, then the person I suspected of dodging, did in fact dodge. But I'm not going to say who, because fuck you gossiping bitches.
any single queuers in my area
what the hell is wrong with you guys
>>570547956>her
>>570548575oh, also, the fact that someone knew Libra was dodged, means I also know who is talking smack at Trish. Which I also won't say.
>>570548734The amount of retardation you have to have for using a fucking great bow in this game cannot be understated.
over half of those mentions are outside of /erg/
>>570548575Name and shame dodgers
>>570548575Detective creasetina is on the case...
>>570548905it's like 80% erg though and i haven't even played with erg or entered the threads in months so it really is just some insane mental obsessionwish people would put this kind of effort into buying my damn book
>>570548965simpo
>>570549057>buying my damn booki'm curious, do you sell physical copies or do you publish them on an online platform where readers can opt to buy new chapters? let's just say i need to make some important financial decisions.
>>570549217I knew it
>>570549057>i haven't even played with erg or entered the threads in monthsI literally played with you yesterday, and you were being a retard with the greatbow (again)
no one cares about you or your blackedraw books, australian cuck faggot
>>570549226the publisher handles all the release stuff, but it's a print book that is then released digitally. so it's both.>>570549296yeah i saw a nightreign thread on /v/ after i finished work for the day and felt like playing again. might even play some today too, we'll see. last time i played before that was uh... might have played a match or two sometime in march?
undertaker ultimate only run lmfao what how
>>570549057I imagine most of those mentions are the dsg schizos trying to falseflag and start drama by pulling up legacy posts or name drops that reliably get (you)s. Actual gamers are posting ggs, the occasional post-game melty, wandering lore nerds, and new friends on the password.
>>570549296Blocking dingle like 8 months ago or whatever paying dividends now
>>570549490yah that's what i figure, it's just really crazy how long they hold onto these names even when they've been gone for months
>>570549395>i saw a nightreign thread on /v/ after i finished work for the day and felt like playing againyeah great, okay, so you did in fact play recently, the exact opposite of you saying you haven't been here for months. not my fault you play so bad you get blocked.
>>570549395right, so the publisher handles the distribution got it.in my experience with the latter model i mentioned, it doesn't really make much and only good for exposure and i'm better off selling stuff at cons so i'm thinking of publishing physical works.
>>570548575you can't evade the recent players list, if you've queued twice and there's only 3 people than means one of the 2 people from the 1st game is in your 2nd game as it overwrites the old entry
cc if you want me to queue you will have to unblock your virginity for me
>>570549789weird
>>570549789i'm not in queue, why would i want you to queue?
>>570549941This game looks stupid
GG Coldligo. Such a boring ass fight. I hate floor is frosty mechanic so much. >>570549941What game is this?
the ergieyorkies
>>570549765>it doesn't really make much and only good for exposure and i'm better off selling stuff at cons so i'm thinking of publishing physical works.i guess it depends. i don't know your situation but published and self-published are two different discussions. i was self-published for a long time but getting it in front of the people who would want to buy it is always the problem, so i looked for a publisher so i wouldn't have to worry about it myself. doesn't mean it isn't still a problem though...
>>570549996gg sorry I missed the flyby cancel
>>570549996stop with your stupid boss names
>>570549765make nightreign hentai
1/3
exejeeta...
>>570550012I didn't know we are bunch of cuties
Now what
>>570550841Sleep
>>570549941is this game fun with randos? I don't have 32 friends
What do you call this phenomenon?
>>570550870NO!!!!!
q'd
>>570550990terminal seethe
>>570550841seek the elden ring
>>570550841I'm gonna replay dragons dogma 1 and 2
>>570550990mental illness. does this dude still even play here?
>>570551015Play video games or watching something then, queue Nightreign. Finish Expedition 33
>>570549783You're probably right. But I don't have enough information to say conclusively either way.
>>570551153I removed all HP from maelle and gave her the skill that sets her at 1hp with virtuose stance and gave her all the low hp buffs>>570551126Nerd games
>>570551273you're using a guide?
>>570550968Yes.>t. 500 hours with randoms including getting to D5 9999
>>570551432>500 hoursit just came out a few days ago
>>570551462I'm a retard and thought you were asking about NR. nvm
>>570551273Based. DESU if you are playing on hard/expert you're most likely gonna get one shotted anyway.
>>570551350Naur it's just pretty easy to piece it together when you see every other character has a "set HP to 1 and gigabuff" skill and a bunch of pictos that buff you at low HP. I'm playing on Expert and haven't looked anything up. Peril build type shit this game is literally just french paper mario.>>570551530yeah half my party dies in one hit. at this point in the game only verso manages to live a hit or two.
>>570551758You should spend all your lumina on Gustave, he's really strong late game.
>>570551843Anon he has Verso in his party. >>570551758Game isn't really that challenging enough early on except for few side bosses. Hope you're exploring around. Later on can get bit difficult but fun as long as you enjoy rhythm based stuff.
>>570551758>Peril build type shitbased
sorry bros kinda threw there t. ironeye
>>570552190It's okay. Did you learn anything new?
>>570552190nt that fight without lltbt is so ass I love dodging a staff swing only to be ohko by some random condemned
>>570552267pray more to whatever god gives people less likely to be targeted
>>570552190no one found any lltbt there, bit of cursed run but I didn't play very well either
bringing beastslop to libra is ethical
>>570552440for me, it's meatballs
solo savefile anon reportonly regular expedition left is dreglord, so far I didn't even pop a single wending grace, bretty gudI'm working on undertaker's remembrances now after completing ironeye's and raider'sI fucked up the noklateo dragonkin soldier with the circle closing in and the respawn didn't allow me to go back and collect my runesdowning solo is much more punishing than in trios, I have to be more careful or depths is going to be hell
>>570552440I will unapologetically haloslop it to death in 1 minute
>>570553243>>570552440based
How are you dying to libra as ironeye lol just walk backwards while shooting arrows?
is there a boss in gaming worse than ed libra?hes just kinda unreasonable at any depth level. constant offscreen attacks by enemies who read your inputs, have unreactable attacks (since they're based on player animations), and poiseblob through everything
>>570553336it's not that unreasonablejust like how caligo demands you bring fire weapons, libra demands you bring weapons good for killing NPCshis only problem is having a bit too much health desu
>>570553336Balancers are the same
>>570553478not by a long shot buddy
why is this game still so fun bros it's literally just the same shit over and over again
>>570553409Like what? Name 5 weapons. And there's no excusing off screen rain of arrows bs or basically any of the condemned with infinite fp/projectiles its just complete dishonest bullshit
>>570553592RoB moonviel incantations sorceries and ironeye bow
>>570553705kys terr
>>570553581it’s not your autism is just terminal and severe
>>570553128Holy wife>>570549983Congrats you have eyes
>>570549057>>570548734terrjeetaxirs…. he caught on to us… the dingbull is here to beat us up…
>>570553336>>570553592If you have the damage you try and group and use ults and burst down all the condemned with aoe in the first wave and do as much damage to libra as possible. Other than that you pray for LLTBT and wait for riot and bait the libra away from his summons and just focus him, ignore the condemned. If anything this is a LLTBT check, you pick a ranged dps and go through the entire run scrounging for one.
>>570554376>>570553836Dont bring up your boyfriend unprompted saar k***ht
>>570548575Nigga it's the 2 most recent players
>just roll (specific weapon) and LLTBTI'm not buying it. ED Libra is dishonest trash. You can't look at shit like the infinite fp revslop or rain of arrows wylder and tell me you think that shit is fun to play around.
>>570549057Not interested in your bad art and weird cuck ntr/blacked fetishes
>>570549392bodied that lolcow well done
>>570554510never underestimate creastina's ability to waste hours of his life writing walls of text about literally fucking nothing
>>570550990it's called milking the lolcow
>>570553302
>DOS woke uptime to for bed
>>570554510If he dodged before the flight cutscene it doesn't appear in it
>>570555080It does. It literally does. You absolute fucking monkey. It's on steam.
>>570529278god bless fromsoft for giving our boy the good end
>>570555294Miquella is evil kek
>>570555336wrong
>>570555080You can alt + tab in-game steam overlay to check recent players, and it's 2 most recent and it updates upon 3/3, or character select. This is not up for debate, you have been informed.
gg super gote, always caught as crab runs out, always
gg ED libra, dragonfire's probably better than WoG right?
>>570555080>>570555483it's in the main window too. View (top left) > players
GG ED LibraDuchess' flimsy arms cannot sustain repeated dual SS attacks apparently, just not enough stamina for satisfaction.>>570555572>dragonfire's probably better than WoG rightOnly explicitly in the context of ED Libra, otherwise WoG is a way better spell than dragonfire
>>570555572Not sure what you mean by this. I'm American so if you could use a cheeseburger analogy that would help a lot
>>570554606>weird cuck ntr/blacked fetishesmy what?
>>570556342you retweeted some other artist's blacked ntr doujin once and now the thread thinks you're a cuck. you can fix this by making some nice nightreign porn
>>570556507oh, lmao. i just check who's been retweeting my shit and retweet whatever their latest or pinned work is. wouldn't be surprised if some bestiality or something was in there too.if i was into that kind of stuff, i'd draw it. it's not like the publisher forbids it, and that stuff seems to do good numbers. but i'm not.
>>570556507>onceThere were two different instances, however. And some lolipedo shit.
That is bestiality thoughbeit, also "dude, I'm not into it but fully endorse it enough to repost lmao" kek
>>570556880there's a world of difference between "oh this guy helped promote my work, i can at least click the button to return the favor" and taking months of my life to draw something.but i don't expect you to understand that.
>>570557013You draw rot for a living, I wouldn't expect you to understand integrity to begin with. That stuff is still part of your page, and you can deflect all you want.
>>570557116you are throwing stones in a glass house my friend
gg hot dogthis has to be the worst circle luck possible i think
gg hot horse>>570557496yeah that kind of circle would absolutely demolish any pub with how much back and fourth we had to do just to find stuff to kill.
Nice.>>570557496Yes. The same top right midday circles that rain out the castle both times. The absolute worse I've ever seen
>>570557593BIRD UPguardian ult is so shit at staggering things, i did damage aieeeee
>>570557593I'm so used to playing as Raider, that I timed the ult as if I was playing raider. I forgot I can just do the quick blast as soon as he shows signs of charging.
>>570556507You exposed the turd penis spammer for the degenarate maggot that he is and made him cope profusely. Nicely done.
Queueue status?
gonna go get a haircut, I'll queue when I come back
gg red birds
ggs red harmonia
gg worm, the invis walls on that fight really shouldnt be invisible so you know when you're gonna run out of space, cant always judge the distance with the skybox
>>570559985on a similar note the ground effects for the spear circles shouldn't be white-pink when there's white pink sand on the arena floor
gg regular bug, it got a bit sketchy there at the end.
>>570560186Phew, yeah. We made it though.
I haven't fought ED Balancers in 70 games now. That's crazy, considering that they used to be about 10-15% of my games.Definitely not complaining. Just shocked.
>>570560352You will now get 10 ED Balancers in a row
>>570560407Just like the old days.
>>570550990The other 3 replies are all terr. Samefagging your name in thread is a way to make yourself look relevant or whatever these people want . There is also trashpo who do this and it’s probably made worse by tourists who think it’s one hilarious joke when all 3 of them are just attention seekers with more time on their hands than anyone else
raped individual above me
i think i figured out why i got bored of the game, the players damage is just too much even d5 bosses get melted in less than a minute, we need a massive balance adjustment which is sadly never gonna happen anymore (go buy a switch 2)
>>570561138>go buy a switch 2
Ahh Revenant is so beautiful.
>>570561138There's nothing stopping you from soft sandbagging to keep things interesting.
>>570555483>>570554671>>570554510Like I said: there are 3 names that showed up very close to each other. I forget the exact time stamp, but it said something like[name1] - 40 minutes ago[name2] - 40 minutes ago[name3] - 41 minutes ago.Even though I got into a match quickly after the dodge, I imagine that short space of time was enough to separate name 3 by a minute compared to names 1 and 2.If what you guys say is true, that all the names show up on the list no matter what, then name 3 could very likely be the dodger.
>>570561138It’s because there is only a few variations and it’s fun when people try things out and have fun. Unfortunately the playerbase has just become neets who play 24/7 with the same builds and have learnt every safe opening from playing 12 games a day, every day and abuse the strongest stuff the game has to offer to feed their narrative that they’re goated.
>>570561469>Try out something new.>Everything goes run.>Nearly lose, or actually lose.>Remember why I actually hate the game.>The thing I tried wasn't even original, because everyone else has tried and documented every possible play style already.
>>570561412you're absolutely right which is why im going to play melee recluse
>>570561454It's one of name 1/2
>>570561469>have learnt every safe openingHow many people actually go for that instead of running away until they stop having aggro?
>>570561454It’s in order played with you absolute retard. >You queue>name 1>name 2>Dodge happensThen it’ll either you and player 1/2 play with a new player and the player whose at the bottom dodged or you’ll not immediately requeue and get the same two players and one of them dodged
>>570561454>>570561672Its name 3 you idiots, they dodged then creasy requeued and got the player who didn’t dodge and player that was also in the queue.
ggs gladius
>>570561138>t. highest winstreak 54
gg mystery hotdogglowbow looks cool
Surprisingly high skillslop damage from the bow
>>570562069Kys winstreak spamming nigger no one gives a fuck
>>570562103i had a goated inventory of 5 skill attacks and 1 purple ranged attack i wasn't sure if i'd live a dog hit with only white negation at 1098 HP but i just barely did with a phys negation dormant
>>570561672That's something name 3 would want me to believe.>>570561732You're wrong. But your English is so broken, I can't even attack what you're saying exactly. Because you essentially said nonsense. I just know you're wrong, because I already worked the problem. If we assume that everyone gets added to the recent player list, then it's possible that 3 people dodged.>>570561956How do you figure?
>>570562240you dunnit now
>>570562240>meltdown and immediately felt attacked kino
>>570561469you're right i'm a filthy guardian abuser if only i played a more challenging class
>>570561469weirdly raped post
>>570555079ok esltard >>570554491point that finger back at yourself
Mystery Name 3
>>570562306This you, Devil?
>>570560826Almost certainly true yeah
>>570561138But I don’t wanna buy a mobile ps4 lil gup
>>570562302I missed one word but it’s no surprise you can’t understand since you can’t comprehend the basic mechanics previously played with. Dipshit.>Creasy (retard) / name 2 / name 3>dodge happens >Creasy (massive retard) / name 2 / name 1>name 3 has alt f4’d and couldn’t have requeue straight awayAlso>creasy (retard)
The greasyjeet and devilsaar are so lame and raped...
he never recovered from this
>>570563385What is the appeal of vtubers?
>>570563465GFE
1/3 please queue.
>>570563465pedophilia
>>570563538I get that every time i'm in an expedition with cc
>>570563128Bruh, give me your name so I can block you. I'm dead serious. I'm so sick of your shit. I don't care if you're one of the best players on the password. I don't want to play with you, if that's really what you think of me.>name 3 has alt f4’d and couldn’t have requeue straight awayIsn't there a way to dodge without alt F4ing? I haven't tried it myself, but I think perhaps if you simply disconnect from the internet, then you can reconnect quickly, and only have to return to the titles screen to refresh. Which is a lot faster than having to wait for steam to update the cloud.I'm pretty sure I've reqeued with dodgers before. Hard to tell when the character select screen is anonymous. But you get familiar with the characters that people play. So you can make a fair guess who someone is before their name is showed.
Been playing elden ring reforgedBigly fun
>>570563614I'm mush
>>570563694You know the deal. Post current game history for verification.
>>570563594cc is a hairy 6'5 man.
>>570563732just trust me and block me...
>>570563465its the closest brown pakistani migrants will ever come to a foid
>>570563732This is my profile please block mehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/mushmishmash
>>570563843>>570563769Stop. I'm not in the mood for the the yucks.
>>570563938You should still block me tho...
>mushcuck is here shitting the threadso lame and raped
I'm built for BTC (Big Transqueen Cock)>>570564085You wouldn't have to deal with me if you'd just block me
>>570564014>>570564085Nobody is here doing anything, until they verify their identity by posting their most current expedition history.The frustrating part, is not knowing who any of the shit talkers are. They're super weaselly.
>>570564242Look just put your faith in me and block me please so we can get it over with>>570563843
>>570563385>this is the worst slander you've got on himHe won. You lost.
>>570563614>when the character select screen is anonymousNo it's not you actual moron. Your steam RECENT PLAYERS updates the moment a match is made and you enter the character select screen.
>>570564394Don't talk about yourself in third person.
>>570564394Don't talk about yourself in the third person retard also you're a cheater and a tranny chaser as well as the thread shitter who adds "jeet" to every word so please do everyone a favor and neck yourself
ggs cold goat
ggs libra, sorry about the mimic trolls in the beginning i miscalculated
>>570564501How am I supposed to know that without being some psycho who checks the recent player list every second of the day to see when it updates?
>Lobster moves five feet to the left and out of my ultREEEEEEEEEEEEE gg ED Libra
>>570564660>>570564675i played like shit at the start gomen and thought i was playing my strength v3 build on a mystery boss again for some reason
>>570563694why did you did bring the trish herewhy didn't you cast it into the fire 2 years ago
>>570564736It's all good, none of us had any real sources of bleed so the area was going to be a headache either way.
>>570564823You're talking to a threadshitter that ERPs with trannies dude
Dudes really be on the game like this, thinking they're normal.
>>570564960what am i supposed to be looking at here, what's your point?
>>570565029Read the thread.
>>570565071i have and i still don't get what you're trying to imply with this image
>>570565131That people track the recent player list in real time.
>>570564641That’s him and his boyfriend terrjeeta actually>>570564823I thought that was Zorb
>>570565206you literally just shift tab when the queue pops, click the button to view players then close it again. you don't need it in a seperate windowwhy are you trying to make fun of something you don't understand?
>>570563756post your source and evidence please
>>570564960>blocked troon-boxa wise decision
>>570565360What difference does that make? You're still checking the list unusually often. Why would you even care to check?
>>570565242>I thought that was ZorbNah new lore dropped
>>570547956>After all these months, Trish is still actively hostile toward medude when we met you were already a retard to me giving me shit after every game. Im not hostile to you but you dont deserve any sympathy
>>570565567because if i know who's in the game then i know roughly what build they're using for which character and i can plan my build around itit's very valuable information to help prevent build overlaps or potential bad team comps (full squishy/full zdps tanks)
>>570565635Kill yourself, hijo de puta cabron.
>>570564960Unblock nine box please he did nothing wrong
she's over it btw
>>570565743That may be so, but that's still abnormal. It doesn't make a person a "moron" for not checking recent players at the start of every game.
>>570565928i'm not the person you've been arguing with all thread but i do check players because it's more enjoyable for everyone if nobody overlaps and i think it's silly for you to blindly throw shade at anyone who does it when you don't even know how it's done
>all this bad blood stillI'd only ever consider queuing with erg again if everyone clears their blocklist and posts proof
>>570565919Why do you post thisWhen somebody fucks you over do you just let them have their way cuck
>>570561469why aren't we all playing this thenhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/578
>>570564661You are a psycho already, so that shouldn't be out of the question.
>I would never forgive someone for wronging me once and I'll bring it up at every opportunity>omg cc pls forgive me I'm a changed person uwu unblock pls
>>570566039>why don't people get along with all the retards on the pw?Because they're retarded?>>570566137I've literally never played with cc, never dm'd him, I really don't know wtf his problem is
>>570566030Well if you remove all the context leading up to my post, then I can see why you would think I was throwing shade. But as I explained: checking the recent player list is an abnormal thing to do. And that is what my image was meant to convey. Even if you have a good reason to do it, it's still abnormal.
>>570566137it is a humiliation ritual. It makes it easier to crack the egg or whatever they say.
gg, ED Libra I can actually not believe no one went down and it went that smoothly.
>>570566076hide stubs?
*cough**wheeze*
>>570566137Is your hobbie just spewing schizo shit every post you make, Im not even gonna bother correcting you
>>570566137man trash is so pathetic bro
>>570566235gg ezcool frenzy spear and also cancelling the light walls makes it so much smoother
>>570566237What are stubs? And what are you asking exactly? Do I have stubs hidden? Should I hide stubs?
>>570566570stubs is the "+anonymous v" when you hide a posthiding stubs hides it
That was on Reclussy
>>570566345He should kill himself.
>>570566041what exactly could someone here do to "fuck me over"(note: idgaf about sissy streaks and have a firm grasp on reality)
>>570566082It lacks matchmaking. Fun of it is doing a run, then queing again and getting different group of anons. As it is right now you basically make a lobby that people join, you then have to close the lobby and repost link on thread. Though from next week onwards it is getting server redirector/password matchmaking.
>>570566819how about you mind your own business instead of spending your life wseething about me if you're so mature
>>570566935>>570566041>>570565919He was just quoting what YOU said many months ago "I'm over it">Reality:>he was not over it
>>570566928maybe tomorrow i'll try and do a few runs for it then
>>570567050>what YOU said many months ago "I'm over it"Anonymous website
>>570567050I'll say whatever I want what do you care? Are you my schizo fan?
God tier relic for a meme build
>>570567110You really gonna backpedal like this? I'm just not invested enough to dig back to what you said. You can lie to everyone but not to yourself you disgusting roach.
>>570567201NTA
does trash really think he's fooling anyone at this point?
>>570567450>does trash really thinkno
>>570567450>>570566935
Cold dog more like why is this fucker allowed to spawn at D5 dog GG
>>570567529no one is going to get off your case unless you post nudes or kill yourself
>>570566276I think it's time we admit cold dog is one of the hardest bosses
>>570567529>>570485968
Dingle's drawings are unironically so ugly they look like shit you'd see in 90s porn magazines
>>570567947ugly "art" for an ugly soul
i wouldn't know, i dont really look at drawing of blackedraw
>>570567984>>570567947show me some
Trash is so pathetic. Suicide really is his only option.
>>570567536lol
>>570567991qrd on the dingle and blackedraw connection?
>>570565360If you check the list every game, then you might as well keep the window open. There isn't much time during the character select screen. Tabbing out, and opening then closing, probably eats like 1/3rd of your time.
>>570568143He retweeted blacked ntr porn several times
>>570567947>>570568143>>570568181Who the fuck is Dingle?
brahmin in the queue
>>570568304someone who hasn't activated windows
>>570568181don't need any proof. sounds like something he'd do
>>570568304One of the anonymous users.
>>570568369kek
>>570568304>>570568306
>>570568304>im a newfag guys please spoonfeed me please please
>>570568523>>570568395>>570568369No really, I'm curious. The name sounds familiar. Now you mentioned he draws, and it sounds even more familiar.>>570568574Ahhhhh
This thread is full of sus individuals
>>570568618>No really, I'm curious.He's one of the anonymous users.
>>570568641Please have sex with me uoh
>>570568181>it's realHAHAHAHAHA
>DOSjeet is awake peddling xher's schizo nonsense again
Warning: Demonic presence threat level 5 entering /erg/
>>570548575The way you wrote an entire paragraph about something you've no idea
Looks like the lolcow got triggered again lol.
>>570568715I really doubt you have the balls to do anything anon
newfags deserve to be warned about the creatures here
>>570568748Instantly clocked his faggot ass and got proven right nice job
>>570567947The artists who ragesuoy at AI slop are only doing so because theirs are so shit they can get replaced by it. The good artists will never be replaced because their quality at a much higher quality than AI slop.
>>570568894That is why we lorepost about our sisters for them. >>570568902You tell em bronybro
>>570568691Listen, if this Dingle person is who I think it is. I may have some deep lore on them. I just need help recalling who he is.Us drawfags sometimes find ourselves running in the same circles.
gg cold dog (real) forgot the screencap
>>570568853My balls are massive and cumfilled
>>570568965hes a /dad/ user i think
>>570568748hes melting down already because of you, excellent work
>>570568965>Listen, if this Dingle person is who I think it is.He's one of the anonymous users
gg doglet
>>570568925That's not even true. You can train AI on anybody's artwork, and it will replicate it quite well. it just so happens that most AI users keep training their AIs on the same generic slop.
>>570569042Well, tag?
So calm, so peaceful.
>>570569193Aww man, I gotta make an alt
she won btw
solo savefile anon hereI started doing the EDs available and ED Libra has been the only boss so far that has made me pop a wendy but it wasn't that hard, I used executor and got a lucky morgott's legendary sword to melt the condemned shortly after spawningit was interesting that one time Libra decided to summon 2 executors instead of just 1, could be something related to the "forced deals"?I left ED Gladius for last because I figured doing it solo must be one hell of a ride, who should I use?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
>>570568925being mad at AI artslop is the dumbest part of AI to be mad about. Artists weren't making any money before AII'm mad a guy who fatrolled his way through elden ring can now buy a quadrillion man hours of expert knowledge in whatever field he wants without them seeing a penny of it
>>570569598>who should I use?Nothing slower than a greatsword.
>>570569759Oops, I didn't actually read that. Any Nightfarer that can reliably run away from them. Good contenders are Wylder, Duchess, Ironeye, and Undertaker.
this image reminded me of this place
>>570570061Zesty xaar
>>570570061We're all rape victims and that's okay
>>570568894>>570568834>>570568964These things tend to happen from time to time with them. Nothing that can be done.
>>570570248It isn't a big deal anons got him to crawl back into his hole like usual.
>it's another episode of DOS vagueposting to himself on cooldown
GG That was awful
>>570570513DOS?
>>570564823wasnt this anime all style no substance?
>>570561280everyone should buy a switch so we can play salmon run. max hazard is harder than depth 5
don't post my FREAKING POTATO HERE URHGHHH MY FREAKING POTATO DONT POST THAT POTATO HERE OUUUUGHHHNGUNHHH
>>570570841what anime is it?
>>570570584Some boogeyman the discord sisters are terrified of.
gg little doggos
gg horse phase 2 when
>>570571243train chungus anime
cc how many games do you play a day
>>570572117That's a personal question to ask a fair maiden
Give me a primer on how these dregs builds work.
>>570572258You proc the buff and farm for an epic webm then floorhug the rest of the match and blame your teammates when you lose
>>570557496You have every right side boss untouched what's the issue? Are you cc?
>>570572258You either stab yourself or use Libra to get madness and trigger rot/poison buildup when below max hp and get madness in real life as you have to try and not have it reset whenever you hit a grace, get a flask or hit the floor.
>>570572258You pair it with the libra relic or seppuku and poison (or rot, preferably poison) buildup below max HPWhenever you touch a grace you either proc madness or seppuku to get status buildup on your screen to keep your damage buffThe buff was programmed by a retard so it checks one frame every 20 seconds if you have status buildup, so if you don't have it on that specific frame you lose all your stacks. This includes being downed, or when you touch a grace.
>>570572343The yerbaspic classic
gg sorry i forgot we still had basement boss
>>570570841It was absolutely brimming with style and had pretty good substance for the first half but they did NOT stick the landing>>570571243koutetsujou no kabaneri
>>570571906is terr cheating? how did he do so much damage?
i will be the next terrbal
>>570573656That's why he's called terr it's short for "chea-terr"
>>570571906cc probably stands up and claps at the movies
>>570573715wow that's so lame and weird...let's all just block him guys so we don't have to play with a cheateror chea-terr
gg, Heolstor I was getting worried for a moment there but we still managed it.
>>570573698>b tier cheaterrsaid no one ever
i said it
Did u guys kno you can cross ledges more easily with undertaker ult if you press back after you ult, makes you go forwards
>>570573934Actually it's back and then forwards again quick
in third person*
>>570573740There is nothing wrong with clapping and cheering at the movies! It’s fun okay…
>>570574171SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>570574171good morning clapcake sama
i clapped after watching godzilla king of the monsters in cinema
>>570574318Good morning! >>570574340Cute. I still need to see Minus One. My friend is taking me to some movie called the Furious this weekend which I think is some martial arts movie. Gonna be a lot of clapping when they beat the hell out of each other.
>>570571906that duchess just did more damage while clapping than most wylders do all game
>>570575049he was eepy
Forgot sixth sense would not save me from rot like a dumbass awardAlso not sure why you popped ult before anyone needed it
gg hot dog
lol who dodges dogs?
me
>>570568145so much wasted time you're right
>>570575749
>>570575862Someone who has fought them like four times today, I want something else
>>570575749>Laying with legs openYou lazy slut
Where is raider greasyjeet #notmygreasy
>>570550841Go back to playing TMNT splintered fate with Mush you weirdo
i think creasy equipped with a Veteran's Prosthesis and 6x lightning attack power-up could beat Goku in a 1v1
>>570576774you're a stupid retard, goku has an unavoidable stomp
>>570576912
>>570575927oh, you really meant shift tab. I thought you meant alt tab.Well you don't have to be all snarky about it. Sheesh.
https://files.catbox.moe/ugqdp7.jpg
>>570569867easy as fuck, didn't even pop a wendyI used duchess, fists build on her really breaks base game soloing, I was stance-breaking everything very fast with a gorillion damage negation from charged R2 + successive
>>570571002salmon run is really fun but every time I have tried to play it with a friend that friend ends up wanting to fuck me and it gets weird, salmon run has strange powers
>>570577617I seriously and genuinely resemble the appearance and perform the actions of your illustration
>>570571002>max hazard is harder than depth 5really depends on map/weapons anything on sockeye, hydroplant or rattlbone can't be
gg hot bug.
GG EDbugs. That day 1 dc was sad. Also so many bows and none with precision aiming.
>>570573828>>570573715>Sis-terrsHoly…>>570574340No you didn’t
gg hot dogsorry for distracting you guys, since we both pinged to indicate ult cancel i figure i'd spam ping to insist so we both don't waste or not cancel
>>570577298>>570577446>>570577617…. Wylder gets to suck and fuck on *THOSE*…?????!!!!!!!
>pings so to let people know I'll cancel the crystal pillar>fails to dodge phase transition and diesshameful display
>>570576473she’s presenting for me leave her alone
gg iggy popthanks for the carry
gg greg, that was about as obese of a duchess I've ever gotten, was some practito level hp bar
>>570580982he cume you cume they cummingle
The queue is so raped and dead right now
>>570579458>It's all the Max HP I swear
>>570581175ough
>>570581175>do amerilards really?
ggs libra
>>570581175clapcake playing duchess
>>570581419be nice to your girlfriend and get her scoliosis correcting surgery sometime soon? she is nice for wanting to tag along when you are streaking like that
Would anyone like this?
>>570582375Me
>>570582375good for duchess daggering
>>570581608gg nyot even super libra>>570582375pretty relic with all icons the samei had one with all red icons
gg hot goat, second time today I've played him and its actually gone well. Spears are definitely better than fists being able to stagger and kill the summons without getting hit and from out of their range is honestly making the fight 90% easier.
I thought I understood the lore but apparently I don't. Apparently the Golden Order was created at the same time as the Erdtree? I thought the Erdtree was made first and then the Golden Order came much later with the sealing of the Rune of Death.
>>570584652I thought the rune of death was sealed since the beginning of the golden order and that it was one of their core advantages having control over it, the crucible knights served the erdtree in its first ages, but farum azula and the dragons seemed to have served the erdtree before the human golden order
>>570585103That's exactly what I thought too. But some other guy told me that's not the case. He said that when the Golden Order was created by removing the Rune of Death that the Erdtree was created at the same time. But I can't find anything in the game that says that.
>>570576650Breezy game.
>>570585440ggs
>>570585368you should hide in his bathroom tub late at night and when he wakes up for a miserable 4am shit you need to pull back the curtain and ask him for his sources on that claim, at this vulnerable state it will be impossible to feign any answer other than his truth
>>570585721That's genius.
ggs dreglord
gg rip dr house
>>570518808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXfCppjf7NQ
>>570586540Neat
>>570586210when he freaks out you just say you already know the source because he pulled it out of his ass just like this! and then you grab one of his discarded turds and smear it on a wall
That first day was CBT, gg Morgott
gg cold dog btw, that day one was shit though. Holy fuck the hollow has way to many fucking enemies crammed into some places.Yeah bro let me fall down this hole and get ambushed by 6 imps spraying fire. That church is fucking awful even more so if the skellies from the front start to walk in the door.
>>570589186If you're doing invaders/zamor you want to go to the south side of the church, the skellies pretty much dont walk that far and you'll only get a trickle of imps
>>570589409We were but the zamor warrior jumped backwards down the hole at the end...
>>570589539lmao, outplayed
When is from going to Nerf dog?
>>570590291the raped
>>570590291sir, your roll backwards?
>>570590389>Comfort her
unf unf trish
I checked out LotF2 footage that devs showed recently and their characters are still sliding around in a silly way. What gives?
a lil ooga booga a lil swipe swipe
>>570587160>>570585721that’s pretty funny of you you’re so funny
>>570592035it's not funny it's gross you have toilet humor tumours
I will not play the guardian
Storm Blade is so strong despite it being an early game ash. I'm two shooting most hosts with it on my level 117 invader.
sorry babe but they don't talk about elden ring here, they never did
>>570592863the storm incantations too in general feel underutilized by players with how good they are for early game
>>570592863What's your favorite levels to invade at nowadays? It's been a long time since I played ER and I don't know what's active anymore
>>570593797what storm incantations
>>570594637I like volcano manor and leyndell, they allow for very fun maneuvering around the host's expected routes
Is there a way to redo the Executor's remembrance fight where you 1v1 the other Executor? I cheesed it the first time with caligo and bugs relics so I was invisible while frosting him and poisoning him.
Fulgor chad still pushing my shit in I see. gg though.
>>570594815i use storm blade storm assault and storm wall
>>570595241gg horse i brought my lightning build as I wanted an easy fight and boy was I mistaken kek
>>570595091I used a wraith calling bell and starlight shards :^)
>>570589186Yeah the church and ruins suck. Undercliff ruins are also unplayable.
blood of the dinosaur
>>570595360Those are skills
GGigadel. Kino castle routing, had almost nothing good day 1 but got good shit day 2.
>>570592130no it’s funny she told it funnily>>570593967very cute and funny
>>570595976uoh elf
>>570595976uoh elf x2
>>570596669>>570596201pipedown threadshitter pedo
>>570595976creepy...
>1/3
>>570596201you are being very weird, I told that gross bit and then I also told you that it was gross, who do you think I am?
>1/3Yep, now this is gaming!
maybe play a non shit game like elden ring
>>570578128Rattlebone was the last map they added right? I 999'd that on the first rotation, easily the most fun mapMarooners Bay or Spawning Grounds with a bad weapon rotation are probably the true depth 5 of SR>>570576765We still have an open slot for a fourth but you have to let me choose donatello
>>570596725shut up fag I didn’t mean it like that>>570598897listen, just take it easy
We're just taking a break from nightreign.
FC?
1v1 me pontiff
1v1 me on the bridge, bitch
brb loading my 99 str build
1v1 me on the loft, pussy
jee is live
>>570600027>open slotuoh ..
>>570600128so you're trying to say you actually wanted to call me funny without a hint of sarcasm or resentment? huh?? huh???
gg gregi'm playing like shit and i'm hitting the wrong button to dodge because of muscle memory from a different game
>>570600027>donatelloyou can have him, I always preferred Leonardo or Raphael
gg gregothy>>570601182what game
>>570600027kys avatranny
Nightreign is so boring. You ever see a revenant doing 600 damage per cast as soon as you start day 1 and think… “what is the point?”
>>570600217that's what I thought but then I started a solo savefile, this game is too addictive
cowards
>>570601690ywnbj
>>570601690truth
>>570601690What game is that?
>>570601690I'd love to join the fc or even some 1 on 1 combat ordeals but I need to start preparing sunday dinner
>>570601760那是中文>>570601914no you don't, be quiet coward
>>570601690Join
>>570601980wtf every last fc happened because of ME let's not kid ourselves
>>570600361>>570600443>>570600637>>570600753>>570600972weird rapid fire dsjeet coded posts
>>570601690I could join.
>>570602552You missed >>570602116
>>570602116what phenotype am i looking at
>>570602861navajo warlord
>>570602861el diablos los creatura
i will be the next zukbal
>>570602861heya hoya
>>570601690status?
>>570603374HEY how are ya HEY are ya HEY how are ya
>>5706038801/4
>>5706016902/4 cabroncitos.
One day we will own this thread.
>>570601690 2/4Ay caramba, you've GOT to join, cabrones.
nt dreg
the ergulars are afraid
>>570605034stop losing
fine Im queueueueing but I have to leave in like 30ish mins
0-100 wyldjeet only streak here i go
This ergie could be (You) in the arena.
That was my fault, holy fuck that was the worst run I had in ages. I blame the stacking of successive negations meaning my damage negation was not activating quickly enough, but even with 40% full I was still getting totally 1 tapped... I thought we were going to win though, the moment I threw away one of the weaker successive negations things were going way better.
gg horse>>57060147833 immortals
daily creasyjeetarino humilliation ritual
>>5706052162 ppl already beat you to it unc
greasy and two mystery niggas
gg cold horse, powerful RKR ichimonjis
>>570605034names? i know you are shifty
>>570605542>names? i know you are shiftyNope, not playing NR atm
>>570605685why are you here then nigga
>>5706016903/4 cabroncitos.
>>570566213I check recent players if i see someone hover over duchess to see if its gonna be a melee duchess or caster duchess. also i'll go beastslop if i see a nightmare lobby.
>>570601528Goyslave vibes
>>570605685make sure you're not sleeping on blue seals or planet cards. they cut out the need for chips jokers
>>570602861terr’s people (injun)
>>570605750some anons just live here even if they are not playing must constantly post
>>570605804it's also useful for ironeyes/wylders so you know if it's a phys12 wylderman/boweye with no bulk that folds like cardboard or a vigormaxxer that can be trusted to live
3/4!stop everything right now and JOIN
do you guys trust me
>>570605750what? i check in from time to time>>570606068I probably need to pick up seals more, haven't actually won a run yet
>>570606710weird thing to ask facelessly, I feel distrustful already
>>570606664I agree with this man.>>570606710I trust that I should block mush.
i'm going to watch japan get destroyed so i can not queue
>>570606780Once you get your interest going (caps out once you're at $25) it's worth it to check the standard packs for purple and blue seals until you get one of each in your deck
>>570606798it's not weird
>>570606861Based and can confirm that nothing of value would be lost.
van djik's an absolute fraud japan has this easily
>>570607091Elf is so cute and smart and hot
>>570539078Still a shit boss
>>570607228please post more stuff like this mush
>>570607091Why do you keep making creepy posts about cc?
whats up with that horse dodge
>>570607091sounds about right, I figured interest was a good way to snowballperhaps I'll switch to the yellow deck for the extra cash
Join now.3/4
>>570607974why is zorbese live so early
>>570607974what is that
>>5706085192 girls from the thing Elf keeps posting
>>570607814omw
Friiendly reminder streaks are invalid if you have D tiers like Roxy blocked
>>570608768what about tinpo who queue dodges so trish doesn't have to?
>>570608608Are you gonna do yuri with her?
>>570608854dw xhe does that anyway
>>570608976I didn't post it so no
>>570608854The only thing trish dodges is augur because its boring
>>570608976I'd
>>570607974Kill yourself.
>>570609060there's been augur wipes so it's invalid to dodge
sorry fc gang I need to start cooking dinner, maybe we have better luck next time
poking game
gg hot dargon
>>570609440It's okay.
Does purpling a shield actually matter for guardian?
>>570609812No you will still be totally fucking useless.
>>570609960Kek I'm not a guardian main I was just asking. Some birdtards seem to make a big deal out of it and I have no idea how much guard boost matters for them
>>570609060xhe dodged a guardian player twice however
>>570609248You'd what?
>>570609440>>570609725Get fucked.
>>570609812No not really. Guard boost is going to save you some stamina on each hit so you'll have more left over to hit the enemy with, but realistically a bird hiding behind a shield does no damage so saving stamina on blocks is still a roundabout way to increase damage output.
>>570610580>max hp 998and no, your ult doesn't count
>>570610551>
>>570602861the kind that drinks away tax dollars
total cold adel destruction
>>570611168Honestly kind of fucking brutal
>>570610580good build. i still have no max hp + phys4 relics
>>570610580Stop cheating in defmotag on all your builds
>>570608854i love my z tier ergoyims and play with them all the time
2/4 cabroncitos. We need ergoyim...
>>570611678Tbh looking at some anons relics completely demotivate me with how much health and damage they can have
>>570612092Queued with you blocked just to ruin the queue
>>570609812It does have a measurable effect. Steel guard is a multiplier to your guard boost rating on your shield, and a small increase can have a surprisingly drastic change due to that multiplication.
how do I stop cc from clapping at me?the smugness of it distracts me and then I make more mistakes and then she claps at me moreit's unsustainable
just don't get hit
>>570612218clap when he makes mistakes
>>570612218Nuke her or be like speaking and emulate her
erg girls throw it back
finally run a balatro run, guess i'll queue for a bit
>>570607146Didn’t ask>>570607297Objective truth
>>570612165Based. Dudes a threadshitter anyway.
Zorban died to baby dogs with guardian with taking damage negation and the highest fire res shieldKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570612736That trade? Worth.
18 ergies at ram ranch
>>570613496Doing what?
>>570613579fc
>>570612736webm? i dont want to give him a viewer count because hes a fat redditor
>>570608768this, roxy with a strevenant quirky chungus build ruined my streak, but tbf both her and the wylda newfriend 3bar'd to faurtisand since practice blocked me he is not present in any of my runs, perhaps my streak is the most honest due to this alone
>>570614001Wow, what a great idea! 2/4>>570612651Ay, cabron, no creo.
>>570601143i think you’re the funniest person here that was a really funny joke :)
>>570614486>>570608768oldfags just block every new player it's kino
>>570614486Name? For the honest streak list?
>>570614486Kill yourself, trash.
gg birds
>>570616050>>570616276belan
What a weird run for me. Got dogshit spells for the entirety of day 1 and first chunk of 2 but some crazy skill attack power drops so I just got this off the gold merch. honestly it was hitting pretty damn hard and I was able to keep charge and succ negation up a decent amount
>>570614486>alonecan this trash ever stop lying when we have evidence of him duoing with simpo
>>570616639My apologies, then.
I wish the ergies liked PvP.
>>570614486Nah every streak by someone who doesn't have trash blocked is invalid because xhe is the best player on the password
gg bugslop
gawdshit
>>570616639motherfucker speak exactly like trash, truly the same kind of animal
Gaming.
>>570617161>tfw I'll never be one of CreasedGAWD's dancing girls on the left
>>570617161weird
>>570612736>its fakewhy would you lie to me, all he did was 1bar during the split phase because he was getting lazy since his teammates were chunking the dogs with beast slop and skill slop. fight was over in like 20 seconds
new thread for migging>>570618731>>570618731>>570618731>>570618731
>>570614716that kind of sarcasmpost got stale and boring since the noxy days
>>570602552Some more to add to the fecal matter pile:>>570605059>>570603315>>570602952>>570612463>>570613496>>570539719
>>570617161i hope they have penises!
>>570619258it’s not sarcasm…
>>570539719Genuine question how are you still around
