Engineer's New Horse Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>570241441
>>570521603>The only thing that got leaked is the jannies' dox, quit the shit and pretending we've seen the Mod CP.holy retard. jannies have been leaking shit since 2014, or even less if i can find the later leaks. please lurk other chan sites, you yokel.>No, by actually getting them banned...and them later ban-evading.>and taunting them with their ban screencaps.only works for namefags and avatarfags. you do realize this is an anonymous website?>I've successfully defeated schizos in other generals and other boards this way who no longer posts.congrats then>It shuts down their narrative that they don't get banned or that they're 12 different peopleof which they can change whenever they want. they aren't invested in their "'narrative">and baits them into getting banned again very easilythen it's easy come, easy go? what's the point if they can ban-evade?>That doesn't prove shit except that the archive is not as reliable as we think (see >>570511169)that post is then disproving your point of "They might show up as being deleted in the thread at the same time but the archive measures it down to the second and still shows different deletion times"it is also easily proven by searching the archives by deleted posts. it shows multiple deleted posts with separate timestamps within update ticks>It doesn't make any sense to only issue bans / deletions in a "wave" like they need to conserve server bandwidthit's the most efficient way because mods are people. why waste energy going one by one when you can batch select, and thus remove game discussion and snowbreak posts, but not demofloyd posts in the process >a custom ban reasonout of my 30+ bans i had, none of them had a custom ban reason. out of the 100s of bragging bans i saw, none of them had a custom ban reason>This is totally different from deletion, which can be done with checkboxes.how do you think they ban botnets or proxies with captchas solvers?
>>570527991
>>570528061holy shit you are autistic, let it go already
>>570527991Waw sister, the horse anime girl! this is some as they say... a kino OPerino! haha, thanks for always being online 247 to make the new threads!You rock girl everyone here loves you, just don't forget to add your TF2 steam group to the next OP silly! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>570527276>>570521603>Then your logic still doesn't make sense because if they had to "batch" the deletions/bans in a wave, it wouldn't have happened separately.1 request in queue, mod addresses itmod is human, takes 16 minute break (or does some other mod shit in another general/board for those 16 minutes)comes back, now sees queue piled upmod batch selects, calls it a day>but somehow the Vexposter didn't get banned until that "wave" 16 minutes laternever said nor implied that. you're hallucinating now>No, they see posts in a vacuum via reportsi said they see IPs. another hallucination>the posts ARE consistent with every other floydfag postexplain the snowbreak posts then. i've already proven the snowbreak posts are from the same /tf2g/ IP sweep. they have the same timestamps. and no, the archive updates doesn't affect timestamps, otherwise it would also disprove your posit that multiple posters couldn't be in the IP sweep because of the same timestamps.
>>570528183i'm not even that anon. just want to see them bicker a bit longer
3 NIGAS ON CART
>>570528357then you're disgusting for encouraging it
>>570527991Will this bake survive?
>>570528420this is the toilet of /vg/, anon
>>570527991based ass won
>>570528580no that's still /ksg/
>>570528750>/ksg/then you have no taste
>>570528803says the toilet dweller
>>570527991is that demofloyd in the OP? as the sentry?
>>570528991please keep him out of this thread, we dont want to upset the girls into a multi hundred post meltdown.
>>570528991no, it's demoman, the actually likable character
>>570528991No, that's gmod Demo. An actual meme, not the forced trash he (you) tries to spam
>>570528934people don't usually taste their toilets. they piss in it, then go about their day
>>570527991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhTLDV9qPZ4
Did Zesty win yet?
>>570529146I didn't say taste I said live because you live there if you want to drink toilet water I guess that tracks for you
mvm updetto status?summer updetto status?it's almost July, what's taking so long?
>>570529436releasing as soon as I finish plapping tatsumaki (never)
>>570528219trvkey
>>570529170nvclear sovlgasm
>>570528525If not, I have more edits. Floydfag will never win
>>570529725holy based
>>570529725basado sis, you truly are dedicated!
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>570533549because your autistic ass spammed reports on the real thread
>>570533549cause the girls went to bed, or got banned
>>570533630I didn't do that shit.
>>570534654sex with femsniper and femspy
>install tf2>decal glitch still isn't fixedThe summer update for sure.
>>570537696what decal glitch?
>>570538997Decals aren't appearing for me. It happened to me around November but it affected more people during the December update.
Do you have high hopes for the summer update?
>>570539503no, but I have high hopes that I'm going to impregnate vex, just need to pump a few more loads in
>>570539503nonot really
>>570539503fuck no lol
>>570540382egg making sex with meowscarada
>>570539503Yes. Phoneyland will save the Summer update
Mods, they're back
>>570541140>Mods, they're back
>>570541140
didn't we just have no janitor applications fulfilled? why are they lazier than ever?
>>570541512I think reddit might be more your speed crybaby
>>570541630not him, just remarking on itlike last thread got spammed to shit and they managed to miss like, the actual spam in favor of cherrypicking a few posts
>>570539503Same thing I hope for every update. Chrome Team to be added to the game.
>>570541729Last thread was an issue of incompetence, not lack of mods. Some retard looked at the spam and thought it was fine
>>570541223>>570541419Well, if you guys didn't get off topic with your hentai pics and "art" bs, we wouldn't have this issue *laughing emoji
>>570543017play the game, gay nigga.
>>570543017>I came to 4chan and saw hentai and anime!!! AIIEEEE SAVE ME JANMAN>>570541630
>>570541806>incompetence/lack of modsis there a difference? option a. you have mods not doing their job, so you effectively have no modsoption b. is literally having no mods
>>570543078I do, in contrast you don't , and jack off to off shoot Chinese cartoons :^)(P.s. good thing the mods seem to be picking up the pace and banning/deleting u guys :^), "thanks and have fun"
good night my darlings <3
Viaduct, Lakeside, Lazarus, Process, and Powerhouse are honorary gayload maps.
>>570543231Yes, because incompetence also leads to shit like them deleting Olivia posts even if the post explains where the character comes from like in the last thread.nwould rather have no mods in that case
>>570543232Let's see that stats page nigga
>>570543473>69 pointsI'd like to 69 with Fempyro
>>570528219She's always online making these dogshit threads
you don't have to keep samefagging we all saw your steam group ad
My sources told me the MVM update will release alongside HLX
>>570543473Misty this is embarrassing
misty mains medic newfag
>>570544216shhh let the newfag keep using the scapegoat he just learned about
>>570544164Misty is diff troon bud
>Start playing in the furry pound>Actually have fun with the game>Clocked 30 hours the past two weeks (first time in years its been over 5)Wow casual really DID ruin the game lmao
>>570545232nah this is fake news, harassment, and doxxing
>>570545761hours of baby making sex with lulu
>>570545761what a useless potion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>570528061>>570527276 >please lurk other chan sites, you yokel.Imagine going to sharty and calling anyone else a yokel, that's rich.Yeah I totally believe a sharty newfag knows more about 4chan than I do.>...and them later ban-evading.No, I said banned. Permanently.>only works for namefags and avatarfags.100% wrong, I'm talking about fags who use the cover of anonymity to try and hide. Documenting their bans removes that cover.Again, you're diverging off on a tangent to win some sort of autistic point? "Who has gotten the most schizos banned" is not our topic of discussion.>of which they can change whenever they want.And then it doesn't work because the narrative's been destroyed.>then it's easy come, easy go? what's the point if they can ban-evade?It's a war of attrition. Eventually they give up or the mods start learning and ban them quicker. The last guy I got banned was getting banned the second he posted and he gave up.>that post is then disproving your pointI retracted my point when you linked the snowbreak posts and realized I was mistaken. The archive is not instant, it doesn't make sense for it to be, because it's just one guy in Germany hosting it in his free time. He doesn't have the resources for server requests every second. Instead the server only updates in intervals. You can see this for yourself by checking the archive of a live thread and refreshing repeatedly - new posts take about 30 seconds to be archived. This is proven if you look into the way the archiver works, it has a rate limit. This disproves your whole spiel about the mods batching shit, that's not how it works. Instead, the deletion times are based off when the scraper detected the posts were deleted, NOT their actual deletion time. It still serves as a good indicator of who the same person in a thread is because rarely ban more than one person in the same thread within 30 seconds.(1/3)
>>570528236>it's the most efficient way because mods are people.No, the most efficient way is the way it actually works. The mods sit in a report queue, click on the reported post, and fill out a ban form. If they actually did "batch bans" like your newfag ass is continuing to double down on, you would see people get banned for the same reason because it was a done in a batch. You don't, the ban reason reflects the actual post and you can SEE this on the public bans page. There is absolutely zero reason to wait for a scheduled "wave" to release the bans.>out of my 30+ bans i had, none of them had a custom banThen you simply have not been here long enough to have seen someone post a custom ban reason or see a public ban with one. Which I don't doubt because you're 100% a newfag. Lurk moar.>how do you think they ban botnets or proxies with captchas solvers?They do this with a range ban or posting IP block. They don't batch ban for this because like you said they're human. They're not going to manually track down each bot post, throw them into some "wave" and then ban them, when a range ban or IP range block is more efficient. >1 request in queue, mod addresses itThe problem with this theory is the posts would've been all in the report queue at the same time just because they were all reported during the pornposting. While it's in character to suggest the mods did 1 thing then took a break, you're wrong to pretend there was only 1 post in the report queue. >never said nor implied that. You implied it from the get-go by saying there were multiple people banned at the same time and not just floydfag dipshit - the only other person to get banned was the Vexposter and he had a different timestamp. You literally have no ground to stand on if you're pretending there were multiple posters who got banned but the only other one who got banned was the Vexposter. They did not and will not ban some random dude for talking about the game, those were the same person.(2/3)
>>570528236>i said they see IPs. Not in a thread unless they come into a thread manually. My point of bringing up reports was illustrating that they only see posts in a vacuum which is how they missed his other IP, but I guess you're too dumb to understand that.>explain the snowbreak posts then. i've already proven the snowbreak posts are from the same /tf2g/ IP sweep. See above. You did the exact opposite, you only hurt your own argument by pulling those posts out because you proved that the archive doesn't update instantaneously. >the archive updates doesn't affect timestamps,Yes, it does, and you're retarded if you think some guy in Germany doing this with his own money has the resources for instantaneous archival of hundreds of thousands of posts a minute.>otherwise it would also disprove your posit that multiple posters couldn't be in the IP sweep because of the same timestamps.It is highly unlikely, because again, they did NOT manually go into the thread and start handing out bans. They instead sit in their Mod CP and see individual posts as "reports," this includes reports across every board they're assigned to. It's statistically unlikely for them to see posts from the same thread and hand out bans one after the other fast enough for it to be caught by the archive in 30 seconds as the same deletion stamp. It is more statistically likely for them to hand out bans to other threads within those 30 seconds because they loaded into their report queue that way. And even if they did - I ONLY included the floydfag's posts in my screencap, the only reason why I can think of why you'd keep harping on this is if you're trying to cover for the floydfag and pretend it was ackshually multiple people (if it was, he wouldn't have chimped out and tried to descredit it immediately) or you're trying to troll me like that other anon's suggesting. Either way, I don't have the energy to keep responding to you when you're just going to double down on being a newfag.
>>570550816sovl
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>570550816me on the right
>>570550976Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>570551208this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
What classes have you been playing lately?
>>570554019I played sniper for the first time in like 5 years and had a god tier round where I almost single handedly shut the enemy team down which was followed up by another round where I couldn't land a single shot
>>570554156Yeah, Sniper is best when you get one of those god tier rounds and you're actually clicking heads correctly. It wanes fast, but feels good when it works
>>570554019sex with goldship's sweaty butt
>>570554693many are saying this
>>570554019Scout. I think Scout is the most interesting class on new maps because you can find new movement routes that most people don't know about.
Apparently it's the Shupogaki's birthday today.
>>570557090Oh yeah, so it is. Happy birthday
>>570557090>>570557276happy birthday to the shupos and the big shupo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pkVe8OT-swhy didn't tf2g tell me about this??
Why aren't you using this?
>>570560336sentry nests
>>570560336I would still probably rather use the liberty launcher. Reliability is often the better option.
>>570560336Maps are too wide and open
>>570560336Airshotting something is down to luck.
>>570545761>these lulu thighsUltra sexo
>>570549145>shartywhy did you first think of that? you do realize there are more chan sites other than the sharty? either that makes you look like a shartyfag, or a yokel that doesn't go out of his mudhut>No, I said banned. Permanently.huh? i think you misunderstand me. temporary bans can still be ban-evaded, you just hop onto a new IP within the ban duration. same thing with permanent bans. they're cosmetic for a chronic ban-evader>100% wrong, I'm talking about fags who use the cover of anonymity to try and hide. Documenting their bans removes that cover.it's an anonymous website. they can change up their posting style. that's the problem here. they don't care about their cover>Again, you're diverging off on a tangent to win some sort of autistic point? "Who has gotten the most schizos banned" is not our topic of discussion.not my point. just talking about our different ways with dealing with schizos. there's some weakpoints i'm pointing out, not to belittle you, but to give you more insight>And then it doesn't work because the narrative's been destroyed.of which they can hop onto a new narrative. like i said, this is an anonymous website, and they can detach themselves from their narrative whenever they feel like it. >It's a war of attrition. Eventually they give up or the mods start learning and ban them quicker. The last guy I got banned was getting banned the second he posted and he gave up.you don't get how easy it is to ban-evade on this site, and the admins refuse to do anything about it.the best way isn't attrition of bans, but rather attrition of narratives. you need to make the schizo give up on whatever he cares about, he doesn't care about the ban he got, he can ban evade that. but he can never evade having all of his talking points nullified. or his narratives twisted into something he doesn't like. or falseflagging using his narratives to sound like a melty
>>570549145>>570564328>Instead the server only updates in intervalssearching https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/deleted/deleted/ alone can give you multiple examples of timestamps between 30 second intervalshere's an example:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570542838/#570550795 - (7:43:26)https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570542838/#570550689 - (7:43:07)>because rarely ban more than one person in the same thread within 30 secondshere's another example: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570499007/#570556805 - (9:58:25)https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570499007/#570556859 - (9:58:25)both posts are also posted in the same minute, proving that they are separate IPs. and since they are separate IPs, they got batch deleted, causing the same timestamps>>570549230>you would see people get banned for the same reason because it was a done in a batch. You don't, the ban reason reflects the actual post and you can SEE this on the public bans pageand how do you not see them? schizos brag about their bans like they got a promotion at their joband on the public bans page, it says: "sample of recent bans (not a comprehensive list of all bans)". meaning they are hand-picked by the moderators for public view. and even so, you can currently see a batch of 4 bans in /soc/ for evading spam, and on https://archiveofsins.com/soc/search/deleted/deleted/ you can see bot activity>Then you simply have not been here long enough to have seen someone post a custom ban reason or see a public ban with onethe only one i saw was a screenshot of a 2008 ban. its safe to assume that they nowadays rarely put custom ban reasons anymore. mostly because that triggers the schizos into ban-evading even more
>>570549230>>570564419>They do this with a range ban or posting IP blockyou are retarded. most botnets aren't within a single IP range, because that would be stupid. they are spread around across different countries. some can be in israel, russia or america, and so on. >They're not going to manually track down each bot post, throw them into some "wave" and then ban themthey need tools to combat spam, and a batch select tool warrants thatthey operate in "waves", as you humorously termed them yourself, because they don't monitor the request queue 24/7. it's humanly impossible. having gaps between bans makes organic sense since they're periodically checking the queue for any requests>you're wrong to pretend there was only 1 post in the report queue. if they were, they would've been addressed moderately at the same time, not 16 minutes apart. meaning the porn post was the first thing they looked at>You implied it from the get-gonope. i was implying multiple people got banned in the IP sweep that have the same timestamps. the voxposter having a different timestamp proves that the mod only looked at their post in isolation in the queue, then 16 minutes later did they check again and saw multiple IPs in the queue and batch selected them>and will not ban some random dude for talking about the game, those were the same personmultiple people are in the IP wipe, and some of them also have posts talking about the game. the snowbreak posts prove this, since snowbreak posts aren't floydfag posts. and the b4k timestamp examples above prove that the same timestamps on multiple unique posts are caused by an IP sweep>>570549327>Not in a thread unless they come into a thread manually. My point of bringing up reports was illustrating that they only see posts in a vacuum which is how they missed his other IPjannies manually come and report posts in a thread to the request queue. the mods see them in isolation, and grant IP wipes. proving there is a selection for IPs.
>>570549327>>570564521>See above. You did the exact opposite, you only hurt your own argument by pulling those posts out because you proved that the archive doesn't update instantaneously. >Yes, it does, and you're retarded if you think some guy in Germany doing this with his own money has the resources for instantaneous archival of hundreds of thousands of posts a minute.>It is highly unlikely, because again, they did NOT manually go into the thread and start handing out bans. They instead sit in their Mod CP and see individual posts as "reports," this includes reports across every board they're assigned to. It's statistically unlikely for them to see posts from the same thread and hand out bans one after the other fast enough for it to be caught by the archive in 30 seconds as the same deletion stampalready addressed this in the above posts. the snowbreak posts are proven to have been made by a /tf2g/ poster in the IP sweep>the only reason why I can think of why you'd keep harping on this is if you're trying to cover for the floydfag and pretend it was ackshually multiple people because most of the floydfag posts are still up? proving there is a selection of IPs in the sweep.i don't get how can you be this dense >(if it was, he wouldn't have chimped out and tried to descredit it immediately)because floydfag can tell it was multiple people? he just said it was a random tranny getting banned>Either way, I don't have the energy to keep responding to you when you're just going to double down on being a newfag.fine, i have the lead in proof, so i can take the last word. cya
>>570554019demo I'm tryhardingsoldier if I'm not feeling like thinking in the moment sometimes engi, medic and sniper
>>570554019absolute breeding factorygive her butt a gibus, it's big enough to wear one
>>570565248We need more Egypt maps
>>570564624I think medications could not save you as an individual, you're fundamentally in need of something far more drastic.
>>570568907don't care. i have the last word>you're fundamentally in need of something far more drastic.like what?
>>570559068Most people here aren't kids or trans.
>>570569012i'm not the autist you argued with, I just need to chime in and make sure you're aware of where I stand.
>>570561521Liberty is one of the worst launchers.
>>570565764>absolute breeding factoryhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA
>>570569105>i'm not the autist you argued withyou didn't reply to any of the other posts, so you clearly weren't>I just need to chime in and make sure you're aware of where I stand.and that is? if you have nothing to post, don't post at all
>>570569012>like whatFor starters stop jerking off to pictures of little girls anf coping about them not being real
>>570569349i'm not going to humor you, please refer to >>570568907 any time you feel the need to argue for multiple days and land incorrectly on something.
>>570569479Why can't they stop doing it?
>>570570105The HRT fucks with their brains
>>570569485>"i have feelings for you......">*proceeds to not explain why*your last word just makes you look retarded>and land incorrectly on something.so you DID read what i was typing about. though, i don't care what you have to say. i have the last word and i know that you won't reply to me
>>570561521>liberty launcher. Reliability is often the better option.
And now he's here to fuck us
>>570570524>>570568907
>>570570953>>570570524
>>570564521utterly mind broke this guy good work
>>570571146shut the fuck up, floydfag. you're not a part of this
>some people posts demoman edited to look like Floyd for laughs>words words words salad of seethingHRT really fucked trannies brains huh
>>570571210dude i'm serious when i say, just refer to what i said here >>570568907. you're fundamentally in need of a hard reset when you argue for multiple days over whatever that was.
>>570571359why bother posting then?
It's demofloyd's world and we're all just living it...
>>570557090I'll do some fragging later in their name.
>>570571470To help you reflect, because part of me actually feels bad for you, unfortunately.>>570571227>>570571562Maybe sniff maybe
>>570571615the argument started with >>570497096, which was 17 hours ago.i don't get where is the problem>samefagging your floydfag postsreally
>>570571750holy shit dude, use my post please
>>570571903you didn't explain anything
>>570571941ok, truly reflect on yourself
>>570572034reflect what? you posted nothing
>>570571585So true sister!
>>570572084oh i did, good luck
>>570572178oh i get it now. you're crying over two autists having an argument for 17 hours and you want to butt inif you're so sensitive, you can go back to watching your tiktok reels
>>570572332lol hahah
tf2?
tf2.
>>570576287located entirely within dustbowl's final
cant find a casual game wtf
>>570576668That can only mean one thing... They're FINALLY overhauling the game coordinator
>>570576668You Will (Not) Play
>>570576668The thing's hard work.
>>570576287What, misty having a meltdown is tf2g!
dead gamedead general
Have you played with Saxton Hale today?
>>570571227
>>570576668nothing newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDoVj1j9xc
>>570581939how do people put up with this shit? the normie fanbase has severe battered wife syndrome
>>570582191Z*sty is lowkey problematic though
>>570582191I would love the game to return to how it was in late 2014 however I don't trust Valve to touch their games
>>570582420>perma pride icon for the subdamn, did "they" take over?
>>570582753Most already know that. Hence, people only demand a revert, i.e. "put the code from 2014 into the code from 2026".Surely they can't be that incompetent. They can't fix casual for all their worth in salt, so it's our only viable option left.
>>570582420No, nobody needed neato! Need normal net! Neutralise nasual! Nurture nuickplay!
stop complaining about the quality of our games and consume our overpriced tech slop you little piggy bitch.
>>570583238>Surely they can't be that incompetentyeah about thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYBQt39JCcbut remember goiym, allowing team switching or spectator mode normally just wouldn't work
>>570584858Sister this is funny
>>570585032>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYBQt39JCclove how everyone in the comment section aren't even "mad" because of the new exploit. instead they are praising it, saying how tf2 needs such a feature. they probably never experienced an update with quickplay before.
horseposting on the team fortgravelpit sucks
>>570584858i will eat ze ai slop and ask for zekonds
The only viable use for the Vaccinator is to piss off enemy snipers by making yours unkillable
>>570583948Now... Nowhere! No! Nasty nagging navigator! Never-ending null-queue! Nine nanoseconds? No! Need ninety! No! Ninety never! Nullify this nonsense! Next node: Nostalgia!"
>>570576668Why do you feel entitled to a casual game?
>>570571227You're not allowed to criticize Saint Floyd of Fentanyl or the liberals get super butthurt.
>>570588858why are you defending a billion dollar private company?
>>570586595>enemy sniper is fucking my team up>go vacc medic to protect them>at some point it’s somehow me vs him in a corridor >vacc bullet to resist his shots, run up to him, and win the melee fight>he calls me a cuck right afterAnd that’s when I lost all respect for both classes.
>>570589021One CS2 case feed my village for a week
autism level ten million >>570589021
>>570589080>>he calls me a cuck right after>despite sniper as a class is forced to sit in the backlines, watching people have fun on the battlefieldsniper truly is the most cucked class
They will never fix the gameValve is too busy generating AI sloppa textures for Deadlock
>>570589330>One CS2 case feed my village for a weekthis is unironically attainable in afganistan. the exchange rate is really strong for the dollar
https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/2066204770591707385>Zesty is fundraising a TF2 video contest to do something about the decreasing number of TF2 YouTubersIs this lowkey poggers or is it just a waste of money that won't revitalize the TF2 content creation scene?
>Zesty is
>>570591935>100 dollarydoosThat's chump change
>>570589330 Here's your chance to feed it all year round! >>570591935
>>570591935It's Lucid that's making the contest. He was the first one that pointed out the TF2 video content drought. Zesty is just grifting off of him for money.>>570592321They need one of Zesty's oilers to donate a bunch of money. That's how Zesty's warpaint contest got over 500+ keys in the winner pool.
>>570592530Why is zesty always the grifter and not the older youtubers that made a living off tf2 and just stopped making original content
>>570592612>and not the older youtubers that made a living off tf2 and just stopped making original contentKinda easy to compare Zesty with a bar that low.No offense to him, but you have to admit that he exacerbates shit up for views. Sort of like Tyler McVicker.
I thought Zesty made like a hundred thousand dollars a year at his jobWhat reason would he grift
>>570591935>MYM 10th anniversary next month>Do an e-celeb contest insteadThey could’ve organized something to protest casual
>>570593789#BringBackQuickplay is sort of the starting point. The problem is that the community is retardedly split between casual and quickplay. It probably won't have the same motion as the #FixTF2 and #SaveTF2, since it was kinda easy to rile behind fixing the bot crisis.
>>570571562let the soldiers deal in the real world
>>570593713IIRC, he said on stream that the Youtube money paid for his vacation trip to Hungary. And he feels a lot more financially secure with that extra revenue stream. Whether or not it does affect him, he might subconsciously be more clickbaity than usual. Especially for his channel's relatively small size and recent CCV statistics.
#improvecasual
>>570593408just like literally every other youtuber? "the new war paint is CRAZY" "the claidheamh mor is secretly OVERPOWERED" is this the slop he makes?oh wait, instead he talks about how the entire game is dying, which is actually important since no one else does. stupid faggot agenda poster
>>570595126>"the new war paint is CRAZY" "the claidheamh mor is secretly OVERPOWERED" is this the slop he makes?You're still comparing him with a bar to the ground. I never said Zesty's content wasn't high quality.I'd say he's the one that has an invested interest in the financial success of his channel. He is right about the state of the game, but the raunchiness of his presentation understandably can turn people off.
>>570595641yeah i agree, i really think he's a grifter after he started taking sponsorships from gambling sites
>>570596252>after he started taking sponsorships from gambling sitesHe did NOT do that.
Yo I need help plapping over here
>>570595076#removequickplay
>>570591935Where workshop nvke? When even.
>>570597857Dropping around the same time as the MVM update and the Steam Machine
Reminder.
>>570594643
>>570600180don't throw shade at my passtime bros
WTF the Mobster was in TF2 comic?!
>>570600202Do you have one where he's wearing a birthday hat
>>570602234Sadly no..
>the map that killed an artstyle
>>570600971>no scouts>no heavies>no medics>no snipers>no spies>4v4what's the point of playing this instead of rocket league
>>570603064actual truth nuke, but the artstyleoids will ignore this because it's old and thus good
>>570603064>>570603353I don't mind maps with unconventional artstyles, there are countless games with different looking maps. Fortnite cosmetics on the other hand are way more offensive on the eyes, especially with paint
>>570602234i can make one in a sec
>>570604358>fortnite cosmetics
>>570604891Artstylebros, our response?
>>570604713Legendary folder!
>>570604891Overly detailed football skins meant to shill real life sports on a fomo timer are exactly the same as a shitty plastic football helmet made to look as vague as possible, please make more smart posts like this
>>570607105Why would a mercenary fighting in a secret war in New Mexico wear a football helmet?
>>570607476Why would you feel the need to have another meaningless argument where you counter signal legitimate criticisms by attempting to make them sound ridiculous?
>>570607476To pass as a football player when the cops stop him, duh
>>570603064Lakeside from 2 years later was a vast improvement in terms of visuals.
>>570607689TF2 doesn't have cops.
>>570603064>muh maps can only be spytech, desert, industrial themed or alpine>cosmetics that ruin the mercs' meticulously designed silhouettes are good doever
>>570607921retardhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9a/Heavy_sandwichtaunt12.wav
>>570608681There are no police officers in the video game TF2 as it was in 2007.
>>570608760keep crying cause you got owned chuckle fuck
Oh good, the unfunny broken record is still talking to himself
>>570609204why aren't you talking to yourself? why are you coming back to tf2g?
New comp format: 6v7. It's 6v6 but the team with less points gets an engineer bot
>>570608760Checkmate, Stalingrad
>>570610225>posting wokeics (woke comics)Tsk, is this the best the blu team has to offer? HA!
>>570603104a comptranny explained it pretty well in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIsLYW7tJ3Y>hitscan weapons can snipe the ball across the map, causing scouts, heavies, snipers, and spies to get banned (along with soldier's shotguns)>pyro banned because airblast is unfun to play against>demo stickies banned due to camping on the goal. you can only play demoknight or hybridnight>medic isn't banned, and is used as a defensive pick>engi banned because of stalematesthe mode is decently fun if you treat it like a jump_combat map. otherwise, it's just comptranny shit
>>570610030hehe 6 7
>>570607689>>570607921>>570608681>>570608760>>570610225TF2 doesn't have cops because the Administrator bribed the cops to look the other way.
>>570604891The football helmet was always dogshit honestly. That and pyro's beanie were terrible, they just get a pass because it was valve's first attempt at cosmetics.
>>570610707Stop posting this.
>>570610783The more I hear comp players explain their game choices and what they think is fun/not fun the more I realize they just want to play quake tdm instead of TF2
>>570610030so basically like 300 Uncle Danes?
>>570611236*watered down quake tdmthat's why nobody takes the comptrannies seriously. why play comp tf2 when quake live is right there? even quake 1 and 2 are open source nowclasses like engi and spy are what made team fortress stand out back in the day. and the comptrannies still don't get it to this day
Ya better stahp sappin' my shit, son, or I'll... call da cops on ya ass.
>>570611832That's 1.5% + tax + tip.
>>570610783didn't watch yet but no hitscan wtf? I thought you just carried the ball
>>570611236Quake TDM but without the lightning gun or the rail gun or the shotgun and super shotgun because those are all racist and transphobic.
>>570610783
>>570610783>pyro banned>you can only play demoknight or hybridknightYeah I can see why Solarlight latched onto this
>>570613207Caberknight is kino.
>>570554019>>570565248>>570576479>>570586595>>570588858>>570591935baby making sex with goldship, ankha, cream, femscout, and taihou>>570579545egg making sex with meowscarada gameegg making sex with meowscarada general
>>570612223it made any class basically a sniper and it caused sniper-like duels for the ball coming from each corner of the map. the mechanic worked for 12v12, not so much for 4v4smedic's crossbow is the only "hitscan" they tolerate there
>>570613848many are saying this
>>570611167>they just get a pass because it was valve's first attempt at cosmetics.valve purposely put shit cosmetics in so that it would dilute your chances in getting a proper good cosmetic. that system was a precursor to csgo's forced weapon tiers
>>570615160You're completely wrong. The football helmet was one of heavy's first hats, it was't "diluting your chances" whatsoever. The rarity-tired cosmetics came almost a decade later, long after CS had started using rarity tiers.Why say something so blatantly incorrect?
>>570615872I think he meant that every hat drop had a 2/9 chance of being bad, diluting your chances to get a cool hat
>>570615872the chances were all equal, but if for example 5/9 hats were shit, you had a 30.77% of getting a nicer hat. (beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or whatever)>The rarity-tired cosmetics came almost a decade later, long after CS had started using rarity tierswasn't talking about that
you literally were, but keep lying I guess
yea, that anon was lying
>>570614732Probably because the crossbow isn't hitscan
>>570607972
>>570613848the only good post in the last 4 hours
>>570617274it isn't hitscan
Why The 'Pablo Gonzales 2013' Meme Bothers Me As A Latinx Individual (28:10)
new elmaxo breadtube video dropping soon --->>570617882
>>570559068sovl
>>570603064God. No wonder I never liked the map.
>>570617882dont no who dat iz
Does anyone know if there's a way to adjust this?
>>570527991this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>570624137Trvth nvke!
>>570624137erm... sniper's right there...
does anyone know why this setting just isn't working? i've never seen my sails highlighted, but i've seen it work in videos and shit answer me this time or i'm just gonna keep asking
>>570625804what map has sailing?
>>570604713Where is the ai slop ones?
>>570626042damn
>>570626121They're not slop.
>>570626505i like them, im just wondering if u have those too
>>570626591>I like slopdon't encourage him shit taste pajeet
>>570626591I do.
>>570560336this thing is a broken piece of shit and I've seen several high-hour soldier mains abuse it. Lets soldier burst down anyone
>>570628314mid-long range specialists shuts them down
>>570629015>mid-long range specialists.... sniper? who the hell doesn't sniper "shut down"?
>>570617804gay ass doctor Ubering me while I stomp 2fort
>>570629170learn to read
>>570630487I read your post. what are the other mid-long range specialists?
>>570630410imagine playing 2fort
>>570631019you're almost there, you already have all the words you need
>>570631210Her pants are missing the mandatory breeding tear
>>570631210One of the best maps.
>>570631210I would be playing rd_asteroid but Valve fucked me anally, raw, no spit.
>>570631395Actively and unironically a bad map that has gained a niche solely because TF2 is the funny game
>>570631019NTA but Heavy and Engineer maybe? I don't think Beggar's spread helps you to burst them from the mid-long keeping distance. They can bombard after overload jumps, but that can be pulled by any other RL available.
>>570631224okay so you don't have an argument. Beggar's is broken and soldier players know it. >>570631841I've seen Beggar's soldiers bomb heavies no problem. Soldier should not be able to do that much damage in such a short period. There is usually no countering it when you play against a good Beggar's soldier
>appeal to stupidity
Kunai, loch n load, beggars, wrangler.
Scattergun, gunboats, stickybomb launcher, medigun
>>570627420Post em
>>570631210gol ship plap
>>570631210>>570631675dumping baby batter into gold ship
>>570631210>still updid the schizo finally went to sleep?
>Friendly gets mad at me for killing him>Tell him is for a contract>He is cool with it>???
>>570634745either that or the mods are asleep
>>570634873shupo plap
>>570634873that's a boy isnt it
>>570634873that's a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bkhfsIxRsNew TRVKE fresh for Zesty's contest
>>570637107>We know there's a lot of work going on at valveLoooooool
>>570635592>Japan/Koreaprobably notif it was in the US, then 100%
>>570637365I've seen enough gay kigurumi sex videos to know that's a man.
>TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too.>We see how large this delay has become and are working to release things.
>schizofloyd finally goes to sleep>sister, samefagging and report spam stops completelyreally makes you think
>>570639379No you don't understand he's totally 12 different people (writes a wall of text of how it's 12 different people and the mods are playing 5d chess)
>>570639379So true sister!! I'm glad there's only one! Now let's get back to posting anime!
>love and war update turns 12 in a couple of days>meet your match update turns 10 in a couple of weeks>jungle inferno update turns 9 in a couple of months
just give me the fucking jungle inferno stranges
>>570637365Shoulder length seems larger than hips and shoulders don't look padded. That's probably a guy.Sure there are exceptions where a petite woman have almost equal shoulder and hip length but a timid girl frame never go over a certain ratio.
The Jungle Inferno achievements were promised to me 3000 years ago
>>570639379I used to think he wasn't that bad compared to the shit you see on other generals but on second thought, he definitely is:>shamelessly samefags, he's the only person who gives positive feedback to his own posts>real actual predator -- posts pictures of IRL girls>talks like a faggot "ironically" to make fun of other people, but he talks like this all the time. at a certain point, it stops being ironic>spams reports on inoffensive ecchi pictures while shitting the thread up with the same stale AI pictures>unemployed, has wasted years of his life making low-effort shitposts instead of cultuvating any skill>I have never seen him actually discuss the game or contribute meaningfully to any conversation
>>570643961>I have never seen him actually discuss the game or contribute meaningfully to any conversationBecause he doesn't play the game, all he does is spam and janny this thread for literal hours.If only mods cared enough to ban the obvious 2 IPs (him and his phone) that make up for more than half of the posts talking about his dead, stale meme or literal tranny shit.
>>570646346Why would he be on here if he didn't play the game?
>>570647254for attention because he has none otherwise
>>570647309He literally posted an image of his game earlier anyway.
>>570647254Mental illness
lack of shupos/zhao/yordles/olivia/gold ship up in this bitch
Anyone ever make the sandvich irl? I tried it, but the tomatoes are too damp and the whole thing is kind of mid...
>>570648641>I'm unsurewhy?
>>570648834>grainsludge>manmade fruits and vegetables>fake, sprayed fruits and vegetables>fake meatpass
>>570648903They kinda seem like untouchable deities I'm unqualified to speak with.
>>570649085ahh... I see
>>570648834>It is half of a sandwich made with two triangular slices of white bread. Layered in-between are slices of lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese, ham and bologna, as noted by the HeavyI'm not big on ham, I would replace it with turkey. It's just a lunchmeat sandwich really
>>570650043I went by the official recipe and it called for 3 slices of (swiss) cheese, only one slice of meat, a slice of lettuce, two tomato slices, and two slices of breadthe meat is completely lost. the taste of the swiss and the blandness of the veggies drown it out, and overall the damp bread isn't enough to hold it together so it kind of falls apart
join kogasatopia its thrivingkogasa.tf:27015
>>570650984you did not forget the toothpick and olive, did you?
>>570650984You have to modify it based off the way it looks in-game, I would add a slice of bologna and ham since Heavy says it has both>>570651618Nah
>>570651618No virgins allowed so I can't join
>>570650984if you use store-bought lunchmeat the slices will be way too thin and you'll mostly taste a cheese and tomato sandwich. The one in-game is basically a slab of meat, so I would use like 8 slices or something.
>>570651656I did not forget but desu I am completely lost as to the actual purpose of sticking toothpicks in sandwicheslike you have to take it out immediately after when you go to eat the sandwich so... ???it's not like it holds the sandwich together either since it's just one point of contact in the middle
>>570652590It does hold the sandwich together, it's for sandwiches that would come apart easily. Then you eat around the toothpick and take it out at the end
(Voice) Me: Help! >>570621790
>>570621790>>570653934not exactly, but i would recommend an audio compressor. i use one called sound locker. lets you put an upper limit on volume output. really fucking handy for things like that and watching shit late at night that suddenly go from whispering to loud 'cause it clamps it all down to your desired max
where's the MvM update?
>>570654557baby making sex with these lines
>demoknight with stock melee>3 engies>couple shitty snipers>shotgun heavy>pyros why are people ALLERGIC to playing anything good in pubs? is regular demoman boring and too hard for the average player?
>>570654958Stock demo unironically has the highest mental stack of any character in TF2. Meanwhile demoknight has the lowest.
>>570654557lineart plap
>>570654958it's called having fun
>getting sick and tired of koth engineers>getting sick and tired of getting raped by snipers on payload>remove koth and payload from map queue just temporarily so i can play some a/d or c/p>no servers, completely dead queuechrist almighty
>>570655561why can't people have fun with the shit that is good?why do they have to be useless pieces of shit the whole match that I have to carry?
nighty <3
>>570655951Payload is the best mode in casual. KoTH makes the stacked team problem even worse because KoTH maps reward the winning team by giving them all the vantage points and resources. It's just a miserable unwinnable uphill battle all game if you're on the losing team. Capture the flag is just way too statematey and is used for people to fuck around and be casual. Capture Point is either statemate purgatory or over in 2 minutes.
>>570654958>shotgun heavyYou mean fatscout-meme or just some Heavy equipped with shotgun to Spy check?>is regular demoman boringNo, but removing debuffs is not half bad (nor good) as a reliable area denial.No one plays the damn Medic to ensure you don't die to afterburn so they just wipe their own asses.
>>570656828Gayload is always worse because you as an individual have way less autonomy.
>>570656873Im the middle one but with the loose cannon
>>570657043untrue
>>570656828>Payload is the best mode in casualI agree, I just kept queueing into 7000 hour snipers who completely shut down the mapSniper's still retarded on other gamemodes but it's like 1% better at least
>>570655951The loch n load fixes both of these problems
>>570657240>cart won't move forward>500 sentries>enemy team has a med and you don't>snipers>only option is to move forward with 0 viable flanking optionsGayload is like being an actor in a play. While other game modes are more like a free form sport.
>>570656873fatscout meme. I see it all the time lately. Why do people pick heavy and then not want to play heavy? Just fucking play scout or engineer if you want a shotgun centric class. You don't pick Heavy and then not use his miniguns. That's the biggest strength Heavy has, his insane close range damage. Why throw that away to use the shotgun instead? These fucking youtubers peddle the dumbest shit for views and people want to replicate them. miniguns are way more fun. Who doesn't love getting lasers and getting a team mow off? Yeah you need healing, but just position better and bring lunchbox items.
Payload is king.
>>570657852baby making sex with zess
>>570657852I forgot Mr. Obviously Jesus existed until you posted this.
>>570657852Zesty's wife.
>>570657852my wife
>>570657428untrueevery other gamemode is subject to the same exact defensive holdsat least with payload you can backcap if you find a good angle that lets you use the cart as cover
>>570657852Ok cool whats the reasoni->it's another casual system sucks videoI don't disagree obviously but has he done anything but complain about valve/casual for the past year
Did they add a hidden skill matchmaking system to tf2 ? Also where can you practice on standing bots.
>>570660001Kinda, but no one plays it.tr_walkway_rc2
>>570660001tr_rocket_shooting2
>>570659753most if not all of tf2's current ailments can be traced back to casual mode suckingeveryone plays payload because it's the one gamemode with an actual objective that has the longest matches, apart from outliers like powerhouse>>570660001tf2 uses a glicko matchmaking system and tracks your casual skill level, but there's no transparency of what it actually does with this informationi do genuinely recommend watching one or two of zesty's videos on matchmaking since they're good resources of what's actually happening behind the scenesalso tr_walkway is the go-to
>>570660409>>570660670He specifically asked for standing bots. tr_rocket_shooting2 + bot_jump 0 is it
>>570661152tr_walkway has standing bots
>>570661235oh you're right I never saw that option
Been gone for a while, surely the MvM update happened in my absence, right?(this character has horns btw, the hat is supposed to be hanging from her horn cuz it's the hat that's kinda on its side by default but i think i got the wrong perspective)
>>570662396holy standing paizuri
>>570662396did you know pdlf used to have an alt account on pixiv where he uploaded his blacked lolis NTR art but then deleted it when people found it
>>570660409>>570660414Where do I find these maps>>570661235
>>570663626you could try putting their names into your favorite search engine
>>570564328>>570564419>>570564521>>570564624I knew you would just double down on your own newfag stupidity instead of reading anything I wrote. Exactly as I said.You're still insisting arch.b4k.dev's timestamps are infallible, it doesn't update in intervals, etc, all which would've been disproven immediately if you tried the experiment I told you to do.Here, since you're so fucking lazy I recorded a video for you. Go to any popular thread and watch as it takes anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for it to fetch new posts while refreshing. What this means is that the mods are not "batch banning" like you keep insisting (this isn't and will never be a thing, as I already said it's a form they have to fill out, there is no "one size fits all" ban), it's that the archive didn't realize they were deleted until it re-scanned the threads 30 seconds later. Sometimes this happens all in the same update interval and all those posts are given the same timestamp that they were discovered to have been deleted. Not even going to bother addressing the rest of your babble because it all hinges on this single demonstrably false assumption.
>>570564624And since you're clearly an autist that's going to keep responding until you have the last word, you can literally verify this is how it works by looking at the Asagi source code. Every scanner has a set wait interval. It is NOT the time it was deleted on 4chan, it's the time the page scanner refreshed and realized it was deleted. It simply creates a timestamp at the time it FOUND that the post was deleted, and this happens via a for loop that locks down the write access while it does this which means all those discovered posts are given the same deletion stamp, EVEN if they're in other threads. The actual time something was deleted is not public info nor part of the 4chan API.>Well then why do we see different timestamps outside that interval??The software is multi-threaded and there are many different page scanners running concurrently to handle the massive amounts of pages. The threads can share read access with each other but not write access. This means that one thread that is currently writing deleted posts gets locked access, but the other threads can still process deleted posts on /their/ threads. This leads to one thread that was monitoring a bunch of topics creating the same deleted timestamps, while other threads were processing different threads on a separate interval with separate timestamps. This is why.>What does this mean??There's no such thing as batch bans. Your only evidence for this is the timestamps on the archive which I have just thoroughly disproved. This means is that if a mod issues a manual ban and IP wipe, and then goes to their next report in the report queue and issues a second ban and IP wipe in the same update interval, arch.b4k.dev treats this as the same deletion time. This doesn't mean it was the same person.However, /tf2g/ gets such a low amount of active posters it is /extremely likely/ the same poster's getting wiped when isolated to 1 thread.Don't even bother trying to respond, you cannot refute facts.
>>570665234>>570665367Own that fraud
>>570665432I thought about not responding but he was so easily and demonstrably wrong I couldn't help myself.
>>570564521>jannies manually come and report posts in a thread to the request queue.NTA but imagine coming here seeing the state of this thread and thinking the jannies actually come into the thread, lol
>>570665851Right, it would be amazing if that was actually the case but no.
>>570654958Yes.>>570656873Now reverse it, and it's accurate.
>>570592530>They need one of Zesty's oilers to donate a bunch of money. That's how Zesty's warpaint contest got over 500+ keys in the winner pool.Wasn't even Zesty's you fucking troglodyte, all he did is shill it. It was the community blog post that got some rando oiler that is also apperantly known to do this on it.>>570529186Hoppkins still has not posted any proof of doxing, has been vague posting poiting towards zesty, insulting zesty and lying to his friends once again and his buddies made bunch of "leaks" to make zesty army rage out or whatever. The usual bunch of nigger behavior the usual set of emporium niggers do.So yeah, this is another big Zestler win in the book.
>>570670029>reddit filenameGlad reddit's finally waking up
>>570670079>>570670079Reddit has always hated casual mode too it's, literally the fact that the "Content Creation Community" had connections to TF2 devs through facepunch forums and have been lying to them about what the community wants for years.It's why Eric thinks that people would actually be mad if honest creators tried to patch out bad paint regions.
>>570670079TF2 is reddit. stop complaining about everything.
>>570670385>It's why Eric thinks that people would actually be mad if honest creators tried to patch out bad paint regions.I see that as less being fed false information and more Valve being afraid of any potential legal issues. Theoretically someone could sue if Valve changed the product they already sold them. This is also why they won't update war paints after they've been sold.The Emporium HAS tried to update things like the Water Waders (it was made by the biggest nastiest Emporiumfag of them all, Metabolic) and they still said no because some guy might like the obnoxious paint region he paid for>>570670656I ain't complaining buddy the point was reddit used to defend casual
>>570670079Yeah it's pretty interesting how the overall mentality there has changed. Posts complaining about casual or supportive of quickplay usually get comments in agreement and even when Zesty is posted people agree with what he has to say. There's always the usual "but he's le racist bigot!" comment but those usually gets downvoted
>>570657721Because fat scout actually worked fine before everything got nerfed and heavy also had more unique play styles before you stupid faggot. Now if you want to play heavy, you can only do the same thing and even the main primary is berfed to for some reason not deal full damage instantly.
>>570676887what got nerfed that made fatscout worse
Eric is sending out map emails AS. WE. SPEAK.Anything is up for grabs...including...*gulp*...ph-ph-pho-phoneyland...
Knowing Eric's taste is it'll be 6 phoneyland tier maps.
>>570679684>>570679918mvm update status?
>>570677149Literally almost all melees. Fists of Steel, gru, Warrior's Spirit, Eviction Notice and Panic Attack which used to be fast on low hp, which was effective in someine who got a lot of hp to spare. Big part of the "fatscout" is to have proper melee to use with it, like having a little movement boost or heal on hit with melee or at least old Steel's high defense tricking enemy into trying to melee you when you suddenly pull out a shotgun at close range. Also if you wanted to be an actually effective heavy who uses a shotgun, the minigun was a good use for it because it's effective at close range, I used to bait people a lot into thinking they can fight me before I pull out a minigun to obliterate them in close range.So people who ask "why no one plays heavy" or "why no one mains him" are retards who forgot how fun heavy used to be before they nerfed him entirely.
>>570680635>he thinks the mvm update is still happeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVuRhpLScI
>>570680635Valve are picking only the most over detailed CV bait maps possible.
>Cipherlock praying that Valve chooses all of his Australium workshop submissions (he won't have to work another day in his life)
>>570681838Wasn't it already confirmed they said no to community made loots for the mvm update (also aussies can be made in like less than 1 minute in photoshop lol why would they split the bill with another person for that)
>>570682128Do you think the reason Valve stopped doing Skin cases was because worksloppers kept submitting clip art and AI generated shit?
>>570682128Outside of the blog posts and *allegedly* an email they haven't really given any instructions>why would they split the bill with another person for thatValve still gets the lion's share, last Smissmas they accepted a bunch of festivizers and went out of their way to give the guy a unique self made for them. It's easier to have someone else do all the work and give them a fraction of the spoils
>>570682947The "email" in question
>>570683081don't want to rush it because now you have to fix jills hack job of a match maker you spent years trying to avoid it
months of copypasting code
>>570684065even though the matchmaking was made for mvm originally
god forbid a couple of the hundreds of valve employees who get paid a morbillion dollars actually roll matchmaking back to quickplay and get it working rightqueuing is so gay AND it facilitates bots
>>570685217erm jill reversed engineered the code because the original coder left triggering a kill switch and only leaving some of the code behind in a backup and he only half assed it making us stuck with it
>>570685521You don't understand! The people who make youtube videos keep telling us that it's fine!
"We don't want to rush it", typed Eric, as he sipped another cocktail on Gabe's mega yacht. The fans might do 98% of the work, but you know, playtesting and coding for 1 or 2 days per year... Slow down buddy
>>570686523This but the tf2 mvm update
>>570674656I don't know who is benefiting from the "complaining about problems with the game = racist" sleight of hand, but it's pretty weird.
If you subjectively say you don't like Phoneyland I'm going to lie about being doxxed and tell everyone that you're a piece of shit. The racist doxxers are behind all the drama in this community. The racist doxxers are real and not a character that I've created.
>>570683081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0CEOkoSsgAThe other Valve devs when Eric uses we be like:
Is it just me or is the average skill level amongst the contemporary playerbase at an all time low? 90% of my team every game is literally fucking incapable of defending themselves, watching them play is genuinely like watching newborns at a keyboard. How many more decades of shitty youtube guides and tutorials do people need before they know that they need to click on the people in the click people game?
>>570689079According to TF2 youtuber polling, half of all TF2 players started playing post-2018.
I'm still fully expecting all the mvm maps to make it in will be ones that have existed for 10 years and all the people who made maps for the update will have wasted their time
That would be based but Eric and Jill are too much of a slut for the Emporium for them to not just pick all their maps over actual kino.
>>570690272that's a good thing because all the tried and tested potato.tf maps would get in, whilst also ignoring the recent emporium cashgrab maps
it would be hilarious if the MVM update was just a bunch of shitty maps with nothing else. But honestly I'm having doubts that it'll be this year by this point.
>>570691231The problem with an MvM update is with the missions. You need to playtest and balance out the normal missions for the newfags, intermediates for the casuals, advanced for the MvM casuals, and expert missions for the poopsock australium farmers. If only 2 maps get added (doubtfully), then that's a minimum of 2 x 4 = 8 playtests minimum. 10 maps are 40 playtests.
>>570607905>>570603064Can someone try to convert Egypt to have Lakeside colors?
Eric Smith can't test shit for the MvM update, gets kicked for using the Gas Passer all the time
>>570637107>"fishe"guy is trooning in 2 years
Is Zesty losing again rn or something
>>570695384He sounds like a regular britbong to me.
I bet they'll release the mvm update and all the upgrades that just don't work at all will still not work even after the update
>>570695797You need to beg Sigsegv and ficool2 to issue their own bugfixes to the TF2 github page before Valve releases the MvM update.
>>570637107>>570695384Holyshit isn't that the same art style avatar as the "long way down" tweet and they are both named fish hahaha 42% reaper will get him
>>570637107>submitted a powerpoint presentation for the contestDon't know if this is based or not.
>>570637107This is just SolarLight but he pitch shifted his voice
>>570637107>Jewtubers pitching their balance ideas to Valve again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBpUY9Ox1E
>>570700363Weird how you created that image in response to someone saying nerf the vaccinator.
>>570702167desu i didn't watch the video I just hate youtubers.
>>570702347Don’t let the zestycels here that
They aren't nerfing the gas passer in MVM. I can pretty much assure that. This is a company that has taken like a year to play test a couple of maps, they probably aren't going to do shit. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I haven't seen any reason to believe they intend to add rebalance MVM, a gamemode against bots. To all the people saying that they should bring back quickplay or nerf overpowered weapons, I appreciate the optimism, but they probably aren't going to do that. It seems apparent that the orders at Valve are simply to maintain the game in a suspended state and do nothing drastic. Eric probably doesn't want to organize meetings and rock the boat for no reason when it's easier to do nothing. Maybe they will do something for the Orange Box anniversary, but that's still over a year away.
>>570704013At this point I think the MVM update and the game anniversary will be the same thing. It's an open secret that Valve are doing Half-Life 3 and Deadlock right now, and they're just about to release the Steam Machine in a few weeks/months. TF2 is their 10th priority.
Wrangler balance idea: shield now has it's own HP (unrepairable) instead of reducing damage, if it takes 150 damage it cowmangler disables your sentry.Hp regenerated over time from the sentry not being controlled.
Let me tell you something 'bout a friend of ours-a named EricA made-a wise guy and a capo with the ValviniBut when he found out that they’d be whackin’ uncle DaneHe take-a the boss, he threw him from the nineteenth yacht suite!Wasn’t much-a long 'til Valve all wants him deadSo Eric had no choice-a but to write-a on the BlogThe Emporium say they had to take him, use him to update MvMSo he ratted out the devs and promised an update for funFugget about it! Fugget about it!Fugget about it, oh, fugget about it!
>>570705362shields having their own hp sounds too modern, desujust give the engi a mark for death while he's wrangling. if he dies, the sentry gets 20% damage vulnerability
What if...The Sandman Ball could stun but only on headshots from a distance!
Pictured: Eric on June 23rd, 2025 right after releasing the MvM blog post, expecting other devs to wheel their desks over to help
He's so perfect bros
WHY is the cart not MOVING?!The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!
The reason why people don't want to play TF2 anymore is because every lobby is full of people that only want to play their favorite class and only want to play team deathmatch. And when the match is unplayable because of this they'll just reroll until they can.
post cute f2ps
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22why%20is%20tf2g%20so%20dead%22/page/1/Congrats on spending nearly 2 years writing the same comment over 200 times.
>>570709030unironically the case. valve's corporate structure is egregiously ghoulish. eric can't work on his passion project (TF2) because of the tranny pseudo-managers breathing down his neck. getting caught developing the MvM update too long would affect his stack ranking, jeopardizing his living conditions (Bellevue, Washington has one of the highest cost of living in the United States [https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/in/Seattle])
>>570721194
>>570721928
>>570721837Bro, Eric is a Valve employee of over 25 years. He's a multimillionaire. Like he gives a shit about the cost of living.
>>570721518Thanks for noticing, I feel so honoured!
>>570721518Still pales in comparison to our resident looney troony spamming the same feminized mercs
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/68/Heavy_sf12_goodmagic01.wav
>>570725593Why is he a bee?
>>570722848millions in, millions out. that's bellevue for yaalso they've been increasing their taxes for the past few years. eric is in a bit of a pickle
>>570725708heavy say this: bee yourself. da.
>>570721837>>570725750who said he lives there?
>>570725351Still not as bad as furry images.
WE MUST COLLECT HONEY
>>570721194>>570721928>>570722136are most of these from 2014 or something?
>>570709030>eric smith on his way to get jill to have him work on the MvM update
>>570725593heavy = bee-shakonata = bee-zumi
>>570725821you make a good point...after the 2020 COVID lockdown, valve probably has better WFH incorporation. eric is probably sitting in his bedroom all day
I can't wait to be a friendly clown on Phoneyland next week!Never apologize for being silly. Never apologize for having fun.
I am sorry, Mobster. You're a good fella, but we at Valve feel it would be inappropriate to have another wiseguy threatening the pink cookie hierarchy. It is nothing personal, just business. https://youtu.be/Sq995BHejPUExit that-a way.
>>570730120>Homer wearing Eric's shirt from that one picLove the attention to detail
Rate
>>570725593First time ever hearing that Heavy voiceline.
>>570721194JERMA THE KRITZ JERMAAAA
>>570637795post one
>>570730532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dfsAwayiAYSoulful ambience....I love it. What's your favorite map ambience?
>>570730589i genuinely don't think a single person alive has legitimately heard every tf2 voice line in gamethere's so many obscure lines relegated to unpopular maps/modes
>>570730973what you posted or harvest event
>>570730532wtf what class is that? They added Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog???
>>570730973sistter, you're so soulfvl zomg
>>570730973ooooh I'm scared stiff
>>570730996Yeah. I think Halloween voicelines are the worst offenders. Like, why does a Hightower reskin need custom voicelines?
>>570676887fat scout is dogshit. you shouldn't be calling anyone a stupid faggot if you genuinely believe it's better than stock heavy, you retarded shitter.
>>570654557trvst ze plan
>>570695032anyone above 100 tours should be kicked for using the gas passer. i don't give a fuck
fat scout ruined the shotguns' reputation on heavyshotguns are completely viable on heavy as a secondary when advancing/retreating but not at all viable when you treat it as his primary weapon
I think fat scout's quite relaxing to play. I don't really care about the viability of the loadout. I go in and shoot, it's just that simple. It's a casual game, after all.
>>570732140P L A PALAP
>>570732575>>570732713Shotgun that gives fast switch speed for Minigun and lets you rev up faster with no damage penalty when you kill somebody with it, there’s something of an interesting shotgun for heavy that doesn’t just heal him or whatever but instead assists minigun usage
>>570721194what a couple of corner creeps
>>570732575>when advancing/retreatingI think there's also the benefit of not getting raped by rockets and pipes. Heavy needs a line of sight to kill, while the Soldier and Demo don't. They can corner peak 3 times and get you killed. But charging in with a shotgun as a last ditch effort might have some effect.
i unironically think uncle d*ne had the biggest heavy trvke of all time with tomislav + family business being his best combo
>>570733254shotguns are also better than minigun vs heavy's natural counters (snipers and spies) since he's less of a sitting duck
>>570721928>>570721928which niichts or jerma985 video was this from?
>>570733262The Family Business should be Heavy's only shotgun as none of the other mercs can use it.
You all do know we are not getting new Aussies, right?
>>570733718Rape.
>>570733850Rape is bad.
>>570733075so a panic attack tweaked for the heavy? you're just giving him a pseudo-combo playstyle, sort of similar to pyro or soldieralso if it isn't programmed well enough (like the panic attack and degreaser), people could just be quickswitching between the combo shotgun and the minigun for the permanent rev speed and damage ramp-up
>>570733932Incorrect.
>>570734303Nu-uh, shup up.
Heavy shotgun idea: heavy is 20% lighter while the shotgun is active, making him be able to surf rockets and pipes for farther.Con: 20% less pellets per shot
>>570733963i don't think you read the stats if you're this confused about it being "abused"
>>570730973>>570732140baby making sex with hex maniac and teri
Thinking about it, the only way for people to start utilizing the shotgun more on Soldier is to make everyone more resistant against rockets. Such as making people be able to surf rockets easier.
>>570734851Surfing rockets is easy doe
>>570734626oh, i thought the kill meant on the minigun. it would be a K.G.B. version of a shotgun?
Shotgun heavy will always be shit until the day they invent a shotgun that gives you 150 health when you kill someone. And no I'm not saying they should ever add that into the game, I'm just illustrating how much better the sandvich/banana are and always will be.
>>570735284>gives you health for the damage you took>instead of just killing your opponents before they damage yourookie mistake...
shotgun on pyro is lowk kinda aryan
>>570735161True, but it could have better onboarding for most classes across most skill levels doe
>>570736218Like what? A tutorial teaching you how to surf rockets? If you know how to rocket jump and have an IQ above room temp you can infer that you can rocket jump off of enemy soldiers rockets.
imagine if you didn't have to headshot players with the flamethrower to deal maximum damage, whilst also making sure they're in the open and not near any walls
Is there ever a reason to take stock wrench over jag on engie?
>>570738317jag ensures a red tape recorder devolves your sentry iirc, and it always takes 3 hits to kill a spystock wrench is simply more of a solid all-rounderthe jag is for when you want to play battle engi-lite and you can get away with being more aggressive
>>570738317jag is better at starting a nest, while stock is better for sustaining.if you're a decent distance away from the locker room, might be worth the trip to change weapons
>>570738317stock wrench is better for turtling and spy/sapper whacking
>>570734363
>>570736765I meant like mechanical onboarding. For example some classes getting more knockback from explosions, like that anon said.
>>570738317>builds faster>heals fasterThe jag is practically a direct upgrade. The only thing it does worse is removing sappers in 2 hits instead of 3. But even still, the jag is only 0.4 seconds slower at removing sappers. It's basically nothing.>southern hospitalityNo random crits and increased fire damage for... making people bleed (basically only spies since nobody should be near you as engineer). Total waste of space.
>>570738229That would certainly make the flamethrower feel less like a situational gimmick and more like a consistently viable weapon.
>>570740972LOL, shuposister!
>>570741168>But even still, the jag is only 0.4 seconds slower at removing sappers. It's basically nothing.the spy might be shooting at you in the meantime. you have to pull out your shotgun at least oncestock wrench -> shotgun -> stock wrench = sapper gone in about ~1.5 secondsjag -> shotgun -> jag -> jag = sapper gone in about ~2 seconds
>>570741027all classes already do get more knockback from explosions, except for heavy
>>570741168the jag is actually slower at healing>>570741272wtf why did I not get a (you) from that
>>570741796This has to be the most impractical "combo" ever
>>570742294i meant like the seconds. i forgot to add them
>>570741796Most spies don't realize they have a gun and just try to stab you
>>570742492still a source of damage. if you try to melee them it would be 3 hits on the spy and 3 hits on the sapper = about ~2.4 seconds to do everything
>stock is better in [incredibly niche situation]or you can just equip jag and set up faster, rebuild faster, etc and basically receive nothing but benefit for 90% of engie's gameplay loop
>>570743114ah yes, the incredibly rare scenario of an engi nest being sapped by a spy
>>570734851> how about we force everyone to play *incredibly unfun dogshit play style* by making *most fun play style in the game* dogshitMany such cases
Just get yourself a homewrecker pyro gf to watch your nest for you, problem solved
'ate lloydposter'ate sniper postingLove me 'orsesimple as
>>570746078but i don't want to go to furcons...
>>570746078>>570746212based>>570746237furries are not the only women who exist
fuck off I don't want more people using shotgun as soldier because then people would get more used to me whipping it out and blasting some faggots skull open with it
>damage dealt strange parttranny radar is blipping
>>570749267nta but what exactly is tranny about a damage dealt part
>>570749496who knows
>>570746078sex>>570746212sex
>>570746078
blud still can't even post a real image, he still relies on years old slop
>>570752172Engineer is a small blue cuck.
keep seething buddy
>>570752172>>570752652canon
>>570752652Nur nur nur
>>570752727true
>>570753004the incredibly high resolution resident evil texture on the boot's sole takes me right out
>>570750632Floyd, Psycho Mantis, and that dude from Trailer Park Boys
>>570752727Samefag
>>570753403like he said, keep seething
>>570733963You have to kill somebody to have it let you have fast rev/no damage cooldown on your minigun, it also doesn’t increase your minigun’s firerate so not really spamable
>>570746078>>570746212fempyro and golshi plap>>570752172>>570752652>>570753004otp
>>570753616This is edited.
I don't like the fempyro model because when I was a kid and first encountered the concept of pyro being female I immediately imagined her to be a flat chested tomboy type. I think I only saw the fempyro model like 2 or 3 years after that, so for me it felt like a desecration of the cute short-haired pettanko tomboy waifu I had held in my mindThat said since its been over a decade since I started playing TF2 I guess I can accept the fempyro model as an aged-up MILF version of my tomboy headcanon. Even so, it feels off
>>570753761OTP? What does that mean?
>>570754234Orange Tranny Penis
>>570754221she stuffs her bra234newfag/bait
>>570754234one true pairing, ESL kun
>>570753761Tomboy fempyro is a valid interpretation, you'd probably like the smaller sized Corvalho fempyro model more. I just like big fat ass n titties so I like the "MILF" model more
>>570754221mann of culture
>>570754559actually meant for>>570754221
tf2g is healing
>>570756267TF2G? What does that mean?
>>570756497Titty Fucking 2 General
>>570756497konaTa Friends General
>>570749267>not the dominations or airborne enemy killsyour radar is whack
>>570738317absolutely. Jag cucks you hard vs spies and makes your sentry weaker against harass from everything else. Go face a good spy while using the jag, he'll abuse the fuck out of it and it pretty much means you have to kill him alone without your sentry and more than not, he can take it down with him anyway. 3 hits to take off a sapper is a long time, and annoying one-trick spy mains are a huge problem in pubs. It also repairs less so tanking your sentry becomes harder against harass. Jag's strength is fast setup, so it's good for the initial rollout and setting up again thereafter. Ideally you want to begin with the jag and then swap it for the stock wrench once you're done. People will say that against good players your nests get taken down a lot easier and so you have to setup quickly again and that's why you should always use the jag (this is the uncle dane argument and it's wrong), but if you are constantly getting pushed back and your nests are not holding, you have a team problem and no wrench will 1v12, so just use minisentries in such scenarios. You can setup binds to swap from jag to stock instantly.
niggas be like>spy has a gunnot realizing the revolvers have more spread than the shotgun unless you tap-fire them once every 1.25 seconds
>>570756580tittyfucking fempyro
>>570761632>tap-fire them once every 1.25 secondsjust make a macro for this
>>570762115then I have a gun that does 48dps and requires perfect aim
spy's revolver is strong as hell. are you trying to hit people across the map with it or something?
>>570761632spy's gun kills in 2-3 shots. spies who use it are actually threatening
>>570763817No it doesn't.
>>570763998nta but it's 60 damage at max ramp-up per shot, anon. it's only bad if you can't aim, like me
120 crits you across the map because a single backstablollmao even
>>570764320>>570763998>>570763817Gun that melee
>>570763650>pellet spread: 80:1>>570763817true, provided they're point blank or you can't aim
>>570764458at least get the number right
>>570763998they do.
so we can add "shoot people as spy" to the list of things /tf2g/ can't do
test
all spy mains use autostab scripts
finally reached 100 hours on pyro
what i was able to finish the weekendhttps://imgchest.com/p/wl7l8dwm64x
>>570765407based
>>570766096Pizza isn't based.
>>570765154being able to read*
>>570765273Medic is the most trans feminine class to main.
>>570766279why would you think i main him?
miss pauling me with that spy revolver shit OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID
it might as well be cap & ball for how inaccurate it is
>>570765407Holy.. what a great batch of art, thank you
>>570765407>Kyo 'livia pronebone finally finished>on HD quality nonethelessGod bless drawking.
>>570766391Because that image shows you play him a lot more than any of the other classes.
i can hit enemy gamers with it, and so can others. sounds like a you problem
>>570766578More like slop.
>>570765407anon delivers
>>570765407much obliged
>>570765407I love the sundress pics you do. Cuteness is perfection.
>>570764636revolver does 120 crit retard bro
>>570767650He was talking about the diamondback which does 102 crit or something, forgot the exact numbee
>>570767731>heno I wasn't
>>570527991ough I need to fuck horse ass and feet ough and yes I do main Pyro why do you ask ough
Your meds, /tf2g/. Take zhem.
>>570767825the revolver doesn't store a crit because of a backstab retard bro
>>570768312good thing I never claimed it did, I accept your concession
>>570768565>assigns origin of a cross-map crit entirely due to a single backstabyou kinda did
>>570768649>too new to know how random crits even work
>>570768963would work on any other class besides sniper too
>>570768963if you're attributing the random crit from your revolver entirely due to the damage you get from a single backstab, then you're retarded. the extra critchance that'd give is so small, it falls well within random variance. you are not clever anon, you just made a mistake, which is ok
>>570765407>the sundress and lingerie versions
GIGATRVKE for Soldier mains: Liberty Launcher + Buff Banner + Market Gardener is his strongest all-around loadout - good at roaming, bombing, trolldiering, pushing with your team, long-range spam, pressuring Pyros, getting Kritz pocketed, etc. The synergy is actually kinda cracked - LL gives you the mobility needed for gardening, which quickly fills your banner gauge, which in turn negates the damage penalty of the LL with 10s of mini-crits. The LL also helps quickly finish off Soldiers and Heavies who survive your garden or acts as a plan b option if you whiff your swing.
or I could use stock with the gunboats and not be reliant on market gardening people to deal normal damage for 10 seconds
>>570770082But then you wouldn't be consistently buffing your team with mini-Kritz ubers.
>>570769374I already told you I accepted your concessionnow eat the 120 across the map like a good boy and pretend that the revolver is a bad weapon
>>570770560>1024 units in your path
>>570770252what team, I'm playing pubs
only trvke one needs is that I will cuck you out of your crits with battalions banner
>>570770749Erm, it's right there in the title of the game? The T in fortress stands for team.
>>570771210cool, tell that to the 11 other people in the server wearing the same colors I am
>>570771210what does the 3 stand for
>>570771481how many testicles i have
>>570771085Battalion's-sama...have mercy...
>>570600971we gave bball up for this?
>>570632592its a casual game. they die to 3 sentries holding a payload choke. sorry.
i think pass time sucks
>>570773027I think tristana sucks (my dick)
if they just made team fortress 1 all this would be avoided
>>570769527>Liberty Launcher + Buff Banner Red Robot just made a video about it. Filling the rage meter with low damage output was an issue but I guess MG can bypass this.I like to use funny space gun with LL so I don't mind the reflects or circuit spam.
>>570766096>>570766578>>570766686>>570766992>>570767396>>570767519>>570769496thnx mayne
Team Fortress 3 when?
>>570766096>>570766578>>570766686>>570766992>>570767396Stop sucking this faggot's dick, hopefully the mods see how off topic this is
i'm gonna suck his dick even HARDER
ok?
>>570776925imagine seething this much that someone's creating OCkill yourself or pick up a pencil if you're that jealous
>>570776925Shut the fuck up, ai slop poster
>>570776546>>570769527The only place where liberty launcher+buff banner is good is x10 because I get to be a soldier with rockets that move faster than the direct hit there that have full blast radius and 49 rockets in my clip and 400 health and then camp spam out of spawn doors for a minute or two straight hoping to hit somebody all at the cost of -25% damage, otherwise trash combo
>>570776696teto looks strange...
>>570527991big boots
>>570782797Konata if she was a Kingdom Hearts character
>>570782797>>570784019true
>pick heavy>get a lot of killsjust a pattern i've noticed
How do Spy mains do it?
>haven't played tf2 for 2 years>don't want to uninstall it
>>570782797she boot to big
>>570786605with their autostab scripts
>>570777125>>570777231Imagine being the artist and believing ppl like your dog shit coomer "art"Little does he realize us on the thread make fun of him, fucking Twitter reject kys
least obvious troll outside of /b/
https://youtu.be/GWBzrnMMIeI?t=9437
>>570789113okay keep seething that you've never contributed a single thing to this generaltake a (you) before you blow a gasket
Team fortress 4
>>570790647https://files.catbox.moe/j3nqe8.mp4
>>570786605Anything under your viewmodel wrist dies. Watch their gameplays in slow motion and pay attention how they flick before a stab.>>570785408>be heavy>crush 10 hour F2Psa pattern I recognized>>570791272>Zesty have tasteWho knew?
>>570790783dont have to, i come here to talk about tf2, post about underage anime girls like u queers >inb4 anime websiteyou niggers dont even go to /a/ so stfu and get off my thread
>>570776925>>570789113imagine being this petty that no one likes your generic slopkys niggerschizo tard
if this is an anime website, why is there no good anime posted?
>>570790647>playlist is privated so you can't watch the ylyl on your own timekinda lame
I miss when the rocket jumper was new and didn't have its own custom model so you could fake people out by shooting 0 dmg rockets at them, and you could do the equalizer taunt without taking any dmg because the self-dmg calc on that was based off of the dmg your rocket launcher did
>>570792428Okay. What class/loadouts does Osaka play?
How do fresh installs put up with going 0-12 every round instead of playing on instaspawn servers until they've learned the ropes? Surely running to the front lines, getting instagibbed and waiting to respawn over and over would get tiring fast.
>>570794964>and you could do the equalizer taunt without taking any dmg because the self-dmg calc on that was based off of the dmg your rocket launcher didooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those were some good times. i remember going back home from highschool and booting up tf2 to get some cheap taunt kills. i vividly remember when they fixed it in 2013, that's when i actually had to start learning how to properly play soldier. made me fall in love with jump maps as well
>>570790647>>570793471>became a react andy to literal you laugh you lose tiktoksHoly he has fallen
>>570797704the future of tf2 is not bright when the audience of the guy who goes on about the style and theming of tf2 considers zoomer brainrot tiktoks to be peak humor
>>570776925Based and true
>>570776925This, so much this
>>570795928That's the point. They don't put up with it and leave for games with better onboarding processes for new players. It is a miracle if they find the community server tab and try to go there.
>>570791770More like gay.
>>570808381they're even more likely to go 0-12 on a community server though
>>570810589Going 0-12 on instaspawn 2fort is like 3 minutes of gameplay, in a pub that could be like 20 minutes.
I made spy
>>570795928Nonsensical post by someone who has never made or worked on a video game in their life
>>570816153
Would anybody notice if the degreaser said: flames from this always deal critical damage to enemy pyros?I don't think so. Let's go ahead and add that.
>>570776696It exists and it's called Deadlock
>>570820874That's DOTA 3, not TF3
We're gonna get deadlock 2 before we get tf3
>>570821098There will NEVER be a TF3.
>Deadlock is Team Fortress 3maybe if they add 12v12, remove the critters and lanes, and add in a moveable objective where one team defends while the other attacks
Deadlock genuinely looks like pic related.
How are the community cosmetic makers incapable of applying the write color and texture to their cosmetics
ya ever think about how tf2 is tf3
>>570822143>QWTF is TF1>TFC is TF2>TF2 is TF3makes sense
>>570820967plap poppy
>>570816153how in the hell did you manage to floydify him??
>>570823332wrong poppy plap
>>570824042I want to plap both
>>570816153god damn spiggers, i caught one of them looking saucy at my mistress
>>570823481I simply used the Concealed Convict and it got changed automatically graylien
>>570824728>the paint region is the skinWHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
>>570825310PUUBA
>pocket a soldier half of the match>try to tell him to push in since my uber is ready>he goes in and we uber>"no ammo">half of uber wasted on that guyI'm never ubering Soldiers ever again.
Is the axestinguisher still best in slot for a dedicated combo pyro?
>>570825907>axestinguisher still best in slot for a dedicated combo pyro?why do you think it's not? trying to go for gas passer and neon annihilator combos?
Combo pyro is a meme, pyro in general is a meme unless you're running goyshot + phlog and pwning noobs
>>570826483>running things that aren't a "meme", instead of just playing however you likeYou will never make it.
>>570790647>>570797704He's coping with the fact that Phoneyland has been accepted
>>570826483I feel like if you can master the ghetto ass Dragon's Fury he's actually real. Like if you land every shot, are you not a DPS monster with super long range?
What should the next OP be?
>>570828285Beavis and Butthead
>>570828285
>>570828285Eric Smith
>>570828285b4nny in a suitWe mvst retvrn to tr4dition
>>570828285already decided >>570828445
>>570828986holy shit she's SO OLD (14)
Why does someone keep asking what the next OP should be?
>play Pyro>have high ping>see Huntsman Sniper readying an arrow after missing first>click m2>arrow glitch mid-air like Soundsmith's Huntsman video intro>for a split second, for one frame, I see arrow flip over backwards and halt its momentum>I smirked thinking airblast worked and I pulled a reverse uno>next frame it vanished in a blink and still headshot meThis game sometimes.>>570825907Depends. Jack or Backscratcher are usually better for a combo Pyro imo. Both helps you to heal while you do whatever with your flamer and secondary.Axting still complement Gas Passer as much as Neon but awkward to use if your airblasts are not on-point.>>570828285pic related.
>>570830770soul pauling OP
you guys dont get it. battalions backup is hands down the best secondary fo-YEEAAeeeaaAARaaRRRrrGGGHGHHHHH
>>570830770>>570826031I still don't even understand why it was nerfed in the first place.
>>570825376
>>570828986this is the one
>>570831287When the devs were figuring out why Puff 'n Sting was so fucking annoying to deal with, they thought that the Axtinguisher was the main culprit instead of the Degreaser.
>>570831287it was nerfed before the airblast rework became a thing. the airblast would "stun"-lock you in air, making combos ridiculously easy to pull off.airblast works similar to explosion knockback now. there's not much reason to keep the axtinguisher nerfed
>>570828285>>570829139made a better one
>>570830770Five stages of Miss P.1. Receives orders to kill motherfucker2. Determined to kill motherfucker3. Threatens motherfucker to kill motherfucker4. Kills motherfucker5. Forgets motherfucker
>>570830770Five stages of Miss P.1. Get dısappointed how fast Scout finishes2. Think youre lesbian from it3. Give Demo a chances4. Become a Demoman addict from how explosıve it is5. Do nothing but demoman while Scout locked up
playing soldier feels so fucking great when your team aren't shitters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs9LdkbOzHgthis is big, this is big, this is big
>Tyler at it again
>>570839634Mann versus Machine: a Team Fortress 2 story
>>570836964>explosıve>ıturkish cuckfaggot
>>570839634It will be tech demo slop.
Isn't one of the troll gangers a Turk? The one with the Demoman pfp on X. Hmmmmmm...
>>570840949>there are turks among us
demofloyd "ironically" talking about interracial cuckoldry again out of nowhere
>>570843895he's a brown thirdiewhat did you expect
Sweep it up janjan
>>570843895You are indian.
>>570839634>bendyBENDY AND THE INK MACHINE COMES TO TEAM FORTRESS 2????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfvfJryk-ISolarLight is topscoring with the reverted BASE Jumper on Shounic's livestream
>>570844763do they not have heavies or engineers
>>570844763B-b-b-base jumperbros...we were wrong???The nerf was...justified???
>>570844216He's a white guy from a 2nd world country.
>>570844763why is he seaweed
>>570828285we're owed a helltaker edition since the faggot got the last one deleted after 300 posts
>>570844763>dustbowlIt's easy. Just use Air Strike.
>>570828285we're owed a solarlight edition since the faggot is topscoring with the reverted base jumper on dustbowl 3rd with 25 point
>>570845378meant for >>570836964
>>570831771Agreed, they need to revert it, nobody is fucking using it for "speed boost" shit.
shupo thread next
>>570846607nah we getting sniper (male erotica)
>>570846832>>570846832>>570846832GOTTAM
>>570846894thanks pally
>>570847245>>570847245
>>570829748>>570830135>>570847412do your deed
>>570846894>>570847330fucking retards
>>570847823don't rope me into this, mine was on time the other fag intentionally made his 4 minutes later out of spite
>>570828445cute
>>570848015Sorry. I should've updated the thread before baking.
>>570848194 (the real fag)>>570848015DamnNow I lowkey hope the Helltaker one gets nuked again
>>570776925go off on em sis!
>>570849260Yeah you got the link right that guy is a fag for making a dupe thread
>>570849260>>570849645As if I would've known there was a thread being made. I mistyped my captcha so my thread was delayed.
>>570580743>>570594643>>570600202>>570604713>>570606979you know what needs to be done
>>570849880I'm just joking since I think that guy got his backlinks messed up, dupe threads happen
>>570607972>>570722875>>570750632>>570753403help
>>570850290>>570850749I've been doing the needful all day, the mods we have now don't care. Hopefully they hire a competent janny
>>570850889i saw a few olivia posts get ip wiped, so i think there's hope
>>570849880At least your bake will go down pure and untainted. The other one already sucks
>>570851071That's the incompetence I'm talking about
>>570851164meh. i guess if they ban evade enough times it could prompt the jannies to auto delete/ban them. they archive a history of bans in the databases
>>570851479Yeah, they have wiped them before, it's possible some janny will finally think to check the banlog
