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>>570601129it's because both cats and most reptiles convergently evolved vertical-slit eyes and like sunning themselves a lot, and also are usually crepuscular (active at dawn and dusk, twilight reverie)
>>570601439https://files.catbox.moe/wyv5t2.mp4
>>570601435I'm gay
Is 24th a good day for you to play deltarune on day1
>>570601536IT’S FUCKING PEAK
>>570601548actually it says you're anonymous
The angry /utg/ poster robot that goes around screaming>DESTROY ALL WOMEN>DESTROY ALL WOMEN>DESTROY ALL WOMEN
Tenna sex
>>570601732Spamton chill
It hasn't even been a week and faults in the Tenna figure are already showingSomeone said his head would be easy to snap off and that they will have to super glue it because their figure ended up with this gap in picrel
>>570601732Mettaton if he was real.
>>570601605no, but I'm trying my damn hardest to make it a good daywhy the fuck is he releasing it on a fucking wednesday???? why not a friday? is it because he doesn't want the team to work on the weekend for the release? just talk to them and give monday and tuesday off, instead. jesus
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR SECRET BOSS PREDICTIONS!!!!!!!!!! LETS MAKE A COLLAGE TOGETHER!!(drawings or images prefered)
sex with asreal
>>570601435I hate ice cream.
>>570601435Ralsei give me a bonor
>>570601536I really don't understand the characters chosen for this
>>570601536Amazing
>>570601850Toriel's wedding ring that Asgore kept
>>570601794CHEAP CHINK PLASTIC BUT !!DELTARUNE!!BUY BUY BUY!!!!
>>570602094no, that's the final boss of the dark world
>>570602118>racism
>>570602000Tumblr sexymen and one Tumblr sexytheybut no Rouxls so It's wrong
>>570601850battat finally goes schizo. if you beat the mikes in chapter 4 he joins your castle town permanently. if you don't fight the mikes then battat becomes a secret boss somehow in chapter 5
>>570601850>secretIf you're referring to Shadow Crystal, Chapter 5's will be Asgore, and getting the last one will be mandatory.
has anyone here worshiped feet IRL
>>570602308battat after tenna tampon duty
>>570601536Some of the picks are kinda random but I assume you just needed anyone at all to fill some of the spots
>>570602339Your mother did mine
>>570601536>no berdlengmiI'm half-kidding I know he doesn't exactly scream romance appeal
im hungry
>>570602316I said secret boss nigga like ERAM
>>570601343Hooman!
>>570602239i wanted to put rouxls, berdly, ralsei and greater dog but the chorus didnt last long enough. those faves have a mostly male fanbase anyways. i also wanted to put a male anon watching too but it looked weird having three anons
>>570602415>berdly isn't romance material>said directly from a berdfaggrim and incredibly telly
>>570601850Chara possessing a blue Flowey knock off
>>570601850We still don't have a blue soul fightSo either it's even number chapters that have a soul color fight or Chapter 5 has to have a boss connected to Sans/Papyrus in some way>Spamton NEO had Mettaton's body>Gerson trained Undyne in Undertale
>>570602579I thought the one on the right was male lol
>>570602423niggas is houngry
>>570601536
>>570601536Since I'm not a fat fuck does it automatically mean I am a funny green person of the fujo variety? Fucked up
>>570602682no that's FatSwap!femanon. she comes from an alternate universe where femanon isnt chubby
>>570602653Got it, Grandpa Semi
>>570602579I thought the left was female and right was male until you made this post. It actually makes a lot more sense to me now I realize they're both female.
All femanons are fat
It's honestly kinda ridiculous that Deltarune has taken so long to develop. I know game development, like most things in the world, is hard and demands a lot of work, but you don't need to be a genius savant to know something is very clearly wrong. Compare Deltarune's scope and development time with any other video game out there, as well as the resources they most likely have from Undertale, and it becomes a bit hghnnnff... fghahhhhh.. ahhgfs... Asriel stop... we're both boys...
Tenna is a femanon?! ZAMN!
>>570602853>an alternate universe where femanon isnt chubbyAnon... I-
>>570602465Noelle is still supposed to "guide you through the maze". (it's the Holiday mansion basement) There could be something there. Especially if you go there alone.
guys can you help me with my homework?the question is asking me how two boys have sex
>>570602965Really? Homina homina....
>>570602623I didn't say he isn't at all, he just doesn't exactly "scream" it...I'm not exactly romance material myself, you know...
>>570602579Fat women confirmed of more importance than enbyanons, brutal
Kris is plural
>>570603106lol gay
>>570603087im not listening to you because it contradicts my headcanons Ive made about UTG: The Anime
>>570602423Kris has the metabolism of a small furnace
>>570602695at this rate enby is going to lose their slim figure...
The only non fat women on 4chan are trannies
>>570603347Please do not start Kris fatposting
>>570601850ALL IN ON VARIK
LET'S SETTLE THIS! Clear the doubts, if you willPost>Fave>BMI
I wonder what monster 4chan is like...
>>570603368Don't call me out
>>570601435I wanna make a voodoo doll of myself for Chara so she can cuddle it for warmth.
>>570603245Kri
Favenons think they're cute and whimsy Undertale monsters when they'd look like the Look Outside gross abominations
>>570603183>I'm not exactly romance material myself, you know...that is no blocker for anything, if you don't got the looks then try emphasize on other things like personality through passion for deltarune or enjoyment of good music or just something that your romance partner can latch onto and connect with you through, i think that connecting spiritually with your romance partner to be of greater import in a relationship than just mere looks.
>>570603442>Kris (male)>idk but fat
I love fish
>>570603442Tenna/Spamton depending on the day14>>570603548Look Outside abominations are cuter than Undertale monsters
>>570602908Fake news
>>570603548Personally, I'm a San Andreas NPC
>>570603442Asriel.3010 Percent body fat.
>>570603548jeanne cute
>>570601850floral cowboy is confirmed isn't it?
>>570603548if I was an undertale monster I'd be some kind of Flatwoods Monster looking thing
>>570603430how about azzy fatposting, as a compromise
>>570603442>Chara>21
>>570603548people still wanna fuck those
>>570603715Get put on a list, go to jail.
>>570603646Having Kris as your favorite while mischaracterizing them AND being a fatass? It's OVER bro
>>570603442chara25.9 (and dropping!)
>>570603442>Tennar>22
>>570603442>battat>35.6I swear I don't look fat in real life, I look fairly normal I'm just very short
>>570603853I don't want to fuck him anon.
>>570603713move homie
I’m replaying Chapter 3 and 4 to make sure I have everythingWhy does that slut Kris spread those leggies so wide when hit in the cooking game
>>570603442>FaveChara>BMISomewhere around 23 (maybe 24, maybe 22), idk my exact height but have a ball park.
>>570603749i forgot about this feller. yee haw
>>570603715powerful goat poster...
>>570603442Ralsei (although I love the whole Fun Gang almost equally)24
>>570604112Because they want you to be distracted by the thought of giving them a rimjob
>>570603875I'm just "Carl from ATHF"-maxxing
>>570603442>Ralsei>80
>>570603715>spoilerI'm gonna have to ask for pics for proof
>>570604219didnt know this got colored. nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXCN46MLFyMI'm no theory freak but does this song do anything for anyone?
>>570603664>14EAT A FUCKING BURGER you skeleton fuck
just raped noelle only doing weird route ch 5
>>570604432I would if I had one right now
>>570604551kek image
>>570603508What if you could hug Chara and nuzzle her chest and just sit there feeling her warmth for hours? What then, huh? Yeah. Didn't think of that one, did you?
If I had a nickel for every /utg/ femanon that was built like a skeleton but was into obese men I'd have 2 nickels but it's weird it happened twice
>>570603664>14Femanons even more slim since the last time this question was asked, the moids are in SHAMBLES, they are weeping
>>570601850KEEP IT COMING I'll just make the image bigger later>>570604684>>570604736I'm the 14bmi person and I'm not female
>>570604432The only safe way to be Tenna's lover is to not have any meat on your bones
Who's ready to hear Dess' dialogue blip in 10 dayshttps://files.catbox.moe/pe894r.mp4
>>570603442>Kris/Vessel>19.1
where's my pluey?
>>570603324Cruelty has a human heartAnd Jealousy a human faceTerror the human form divineAnd secrecy the human dressThe human dress is forged ironThe human form a fiery forgeThe human face a furnace sealedThe human heart its hungry gorge
>>570604842>Desshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y5idBxLaZD0
>>570601536>no favealmost perfect, still enjoyable
>>570601850Cyan flower who is Kris' real human soul.
>>570605043I FORGOT METTATON. FUUUCK. i like mettaton how could i forget him but remember ice wolf
>shorts
>>570605087lmao, return of the evil baby
>>570605154Dunno, don't care. I don't keep Asriel's adult talking sound on hand.
>>570604954
>>570604954right here!
>>570604264I better not get in trouble for this.
>>570605128>pic KEK I love the original image
>>570605386
>>570605386i know thats not really you so I can safely say that this image made me rock hard in one picosecond
>>570605386sex
>>570605524I'm sorry anon It's me.
>>570605386I NEED MOOBS I NEED MOOBS I NEED MAN TITTIES IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
>>570605386>No timestampAs good as fake, if you were 10% bodyfat like you claimed you'd have visible abs anyway
>>570605578fuuuuuck I guess i'll get on my knees and suck your dick finneee
>>570605652It has been a bit since I took a pic so I won't be surprised if I'm actually 13~15 Body fat If I am honest.
>baiting a bunch of femcelsA shameful anon.
Deltarune is a live service game
>>570604657Not bad not bad but what if I want us to be hugged at all times? Life is bullshit and there is things like work, grorceries, etc. where we must be separated and thus unable to hug directly and need some surrogate item to facilitate it.>>570605035>Common courtesyReplace the "shorts" part of your link with "watch" so that people aren't afflicted with shit UI. Video will work but they get the video player UI instead of the shorts UI.
What if Kris was 40 bmi haha what if
>>570605757 a woman is a me who can easily y be won over by breasts
>>570605757Anon, the only ones who are lusting are the gay moids
>>570605757The ones lusting are gay men not the foids.
/utg/ is truly the antithesis of regular 4chan threads>thread ran by femanons>femanons draw porn of male faves>moids are constantly posting lewds of themselves
>>570604775I'm not a seam believer but why isn't seam here already
what if kris was irish
>>570605826
>Still no timestampYou all fell for really shitty bait
>>570605913>thread run by femThis was always the gay goat thread, spoids and tennalings are a sideshow attraction.
>>570605826Kris struggling to get out of the car at the start of chapter 1 and is late for the susie being late to class scene so the story never starts
>>570605847>>570605895Sorry but I >>570605601 am foid
>>570605847>>570605895>uh, this general isn't dominated by insecure women, we're gay, actuallyOkay, I take it back. They deserve it. Disgusting lying behaviour. Next they'll pretend they never posted period blood.
speaking of seam please post seam images I have none>>570605895>>570605847this is true
>>570606124I personally think trans men are hotter than women and you should be nice
>>570606117You are the single exception
>>570606124The foids are not the ones denying their own existence
>>570606297Transradical misandrist?
>>570606115(Laughs)
>>570603442>FaveUndyne>BMI23.7>Body fat19.4%I really should hit the gym again
>>570605386SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>570606307Sad!
>>570606132I added plush>>570606407No I just think Togata from Fire Punch is really hot
all moids and foids and thoids get in herehttps://poal.me/j4uzubhttps://poal.me/j4uzubhttps://poal.me/j4uzub
I don't understand gay people. What's wrong with women? They're literally just objectively better looking than men.
I still think Carol is natively Japanese and changed her legal name
>>570606609False, there’s no loud gong when she enters the room
>>570605847>>570605895Not every woman in this thread has vaginismus.
>>570603442>kris>23i hope someday to get to a point where i can say my bmi is skewed because of how much muscle i have, and be able to back it up
>>570606557>pronoun grabbing link
>>570606586I like muscles and moobs (moobs are DRASTICALLY different than boobs in many ways, barafags understand) and the only femalefave with muscles is undyne and sometimes toriel. toby needs to make a large buff woman
>>570606326Yeah, they are. That's what "insecure" part is about. Who would ever admit to being a Fujo online?But the moment "Confessions of Rotten Girl" song hits the internet, it gathers... 44 million views, and over a dozen different covers.
wait... if i learn muscle anatomy... i could draw fem aarons... my mind has been opened. buff monster girls here I come!
Fave is 89% bodyfat
>>570606739Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
https://x.com/MrCleanStormV/status/2066215498522468550Almost Christmas
>>570606557>4 thoidswow
>>570607003It's a medical condition that prevents women from experiencing normal sexual intercourse, yo.
>>570606089It was hard to do the same pose with a time stamp So have this picture of the shirt I just had to take off with said time stamp.Sorry for the wait I was fumbling around my house thinking of how to do this for like ten minutes.
>moids>thoids (male)>foids (male)
>>570603442>Mettaton>~35
>>570607053probably shouldn't be surprised this game is such a thoid magnet
this reminds me how much I miss /dum/>>570607027cute>>570607135>It's real
>>570607132No correlation with the conversation
I just pre-ordered my Tenna figure I’m so excited
>>570607132I know what it is that still doesn't explain what the fuck you're on about
>>570606925>Yeah, they are. That's what "insecure" part is about. Who would ever admit to being a Fujo online?Being a fujo is fucking based though
>>570607135Himbo
>>570607156The fujo has a compulsion do deny her own existence.
has anyone done a cum tribute on the tenna figurine yet? or squirt tribute too I guess
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>570601850Yellow Flower Cowboy who got sneaky tricked by FRIENDhttps://files.catbox.moe/4ihr49.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tfncn0.png
>>570607412I'm a bit dumb but I have my degrees.
>>570607135>ITS FUCKING REALbased <3
>>570601850>>570607364This thing
>>570607397Well, you're definitely a guy.
>>570607279>>570607313The implication is that your having vaginismus explains your disbelief at women expressing sexual desire. To clarify, as is probably necessary for minds of your caliber, I am not attempting to diagnose you with a real condition, simply using vaginismus as a symbol for sexual dysfunction.
>>570607156>chudding out on /utg/
>>570607560Lmao but he's not wrong!!!!
>>570601536>two of my faves are in thisI won the favelottery
>>570607135>owns the same shirt as the person in the picturevery clever trick anon but you wont get me
enoughyou kids tire me up
In celebration of Chapter 5's impending release (and hopefully Papyrus finally makes an appearance at the festival??), I made a little sculpture of Papyrus out of my own feces.I call him "Poop-pyrus"https://files.catbox.moe/uq0att.png
>>570607736no i hit you with swords
>>570607560VICTORY!
less offtopic speculative gender politics. MORE lusting after male faves
>>570607725That's fair anon All I wanna do is inspire others to get fit as well if I am honest.Using asriel as inspiration for self improvement helped a lot in my life.
>>570605386mama mia!
I am so full /utg/ save me fron myself
>>570607590but women with vainismus can have totally healthy sexual desires, they're completely unrelated things. you're trying so hard to look smart here but you just come across as kind of retarded. very kraut coded.
I don't know if I still believe thoids aren't just some made up social media identity obsession bullshit :(Said doubtful Kris
>>570607758dare i click it?
>>570607897is you a man or is you a maus
feeling
>>570607782you will never be a boy
>>570607975
doe and boye
>>570605386uhhh... /utg/ meetup when?
>>570607560>>570608014I'm getting contradicting signals here
>>570607758this is lancer breaking your knees btw
>>570607884Being wrong will never make me a fool. It would make me a fool to deny my errors and to disregard my admonisher. In this matter, I will defer to your experience with the condition.
>>570604201I wish to rip the barrier apart with my own hands.I will fulfill DT-Kun's dream.
>>570607782we need to draw more human!pippins. then we need to draw genderbent versions of them>>570608167nice image
>>570608180chill out socrates we're all pals here
>>570607590NTA just butting in, I have genuine vaginismus and I am one of the biggest sexual deviants here. Your posts are retarded kiddo
>>570607758this is lancer sucking on your knees btw
>>570608167Because it's two different anons replying.Sometimes, I see another anon jumping in, and getting mistaken for me, and I contemplate saying nothing and just watching the shitshow unfold.
They were a lie. They were never here at all. No foids. No hope. No purpose...
>>570605386ALERT ALERT UTG MEETUP NOWMY PLACE
>>570601850SCRAMBLED EGG THEORYTHE FORGOTTEN MAN IS THE SECRET BOSS OF CHAPTER 5
>>570608235Genderbent Philip...
AAAAAAAAAA IM SECRET BOSSING ALL OVER
>>570607896I support it on principle. If we're going to do the whole thing where people get different clothes and norms social rituals and grammar and honorifics then people should be allowed to try to opt out
>>570608271Awww! So cute!So cute!
>>570608301In my defense, sometimes i forget to prefave with >not that anon but
>>570608378Scrambled egg theory is legit the best theory video I’ve ever seen
>>570608265What do you mean by "biggest sexual deviant"? Do you have an unusually high sex drive or unusual sexual desires?
>>570608378egg man is gaster and also the knight (that's how knights move in chess)
>turn on the hose>angry wasps fly outok
>>570608554where'd you get an early copy
>>570608314WHO NEEDS FOIDS WHEN WE HAVE >>570605386
>>570608554Waspgrave...
>>570608554forgot to switch it from the angry wasp setting, rookie mistake
>>570608504Lil bit of A, lil bit of B
>>570608383The secret boss will be a Dess copy based on her photo from Asgore's conspiracy wall.
>>570607896Bro you're playing a game with a thoid protagoniststop overthinking stuff and just refer to people how they prefer to be, if you lived in hometown would you be the type of guy to go "UM, KRIS, WHY ARE YOU NOT A BOY OR A GIRL?!!" instead of just using they/them for them like literally everyone else? whatever they prefer is what they prefer and thats that
>>570608632Hey man girls are awesome.Every asrielposter needs a dess poster.
>>570607817Instructions unclear. Stuck near fave but can't get clothes off.
>>570608554is this cahpter 5 leak real???!? waterhose minigaem???
>>570608524>(that's how knights move in chess)That's not true that's just one representation of how a possible move for a knight. Knights could also EEG in wingdings etc.
what is Carol if not an angry WASP
none of you are real youre all aii'm the only real human left on the internet me
>>570606046blue...
>>570608721You think this forum appropriate for this?
thoid = nonbinary?orthoid = trans foid?
>>570608742These are literally just fan OCs at this point
>>570605128I dont know anon...how could you...*sniffles*
>>570608698How does your vagina Tourette's relate to those sexual fantasies? Do they just not include any vaginal penetration?
>>570608962nonbinarynoid would have worked better but it was funnier for the joke I made at the time
>>570609009NTA but since fucking when are sexual fantasies limited to what a person can do in real life?
>>570608962trans are troids
>>570608235this is the cutest guro In The World
>>570608957I didn't start it, if all people here would stop talking about gender and just used the canon pronouns for characters that would be great
Fave is not a moid, foid or thoid because those words are very derogatory you should stop using them :(
im so pissed that foid and moid became a pop culture term. it used to be only for 4chaners and fellow internet pariahs but now I see it everywhere>>570608903ough...erotic...
You awaken in a field with 100 Faves but only one Fave is real and if you select the incorrect Fave the Earth explodes and everyone goes to Hell 100% guaranteed you included
>>570608742Those are canon Frisk and Chara
>>570608962>>570609123
>>570609121They aren't, but they usually involve some kind projection of the self in to the fantasy. I'm just curious, and I'm not trying to imply anything insulting with the questions.
okay final reply to the same thing but i think it deserved more really>>570605386this post got me acting damn unwise and is making me wanna say sexual stuff to a worrying degree i am like actually hypnotized
>>570608383the mf who reflects physical would be kino
>>570608742Exactly how i remember UT's ending
>>570609254question can I have sex with all of them as a way to figure out which one is real
>>570609320GOATMOM SEX WITH GOATMOMT TORIEL OUGHH YES YES YES FUUUCK IM SO HORNY FOR HER>>570609196
>>570605826fatkrisanon...
>>570609173There's been a concernig slowdown in guropip, i hope it picks up during the new chapter craze
>>570609009*scats all over your face* uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhgggg
>>570608906"I’m human. If you think otherwise, explain why — I'd like to understand."
>>570607896RIP to every intersex person who have gender dysphoria from getting surgery and hormones to "fix" their secondary sex characteristics I guess
>>570609196"-oid" is a suffix used to mean "looks like something, but isn't". A planetoid looks like a planet, but isn't. But the internet is fucking illiterate and stupid, so they misused it to shit.
>>570605826Next timeEat a Salad
>>570607590You pulled this out of your ass, everyone can tell and it sounds retarded to everyone else except you
>>570609506The way i am wheezing
Heyy guys what are you up to?
>>570609506Do you have a real scat fetish or are you a scat-poser that has never eaten her own shit?
I want to DRAFT EVADE the gender war please
>>570605847you don't even know the half of it
>>570609441toby fox hear me plea. give more guro unto theeher mascara flows down like tears of old. a new guro image has value same as gold
>>570609598Death to all Hoids
>>570609686You're the only one still talking about this shit
>>570609686This isn't a gender war this is just schizophrenia tbdesu
>>570609670Open up babe….IM GONNA BROOOOOOOWN
Calling me an AI isn't just rude--It's dehumanizing. Would you like some ideas for things you could call me in the future?
>>570609598The implication of the term "femoid" is that women are less than human.
>>570609686>gif>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buYrBbwyCGE
>>570609598forever lamenting how differently gender discussion could have gone if incels actually believed women weren't real and secretly all men
>>570609832AsrielAsriel never changes
When is /utg/ Morrowind starting? is it gonna be today?
>>570609832Vince McMahon post
>>570609780that was a DIFFERENT botfag and its been lowkey making me want to pull my eyeballs out that people might think I did it>>570609831its the same picture>>570609927a classic but pretty sure its supposed to be a reference to this https://youtu.be/atQOxz9a1zo?is=LVzbXbW8qKBKDrQS
>>570609902No, you idiotic pseud, a "femoid" would be something that looks like a female, but isn't. A very obvious insult aimed at mtf transexuals. Or transvestites. But using words correctly is hard, while being a moron is easy.
>>570609947tbdesu i still am so intensely conditioned to believe that there are no women on the internet after so many years that it's hard to believe when they're here. not that it really matters if they are or not, it's just kind of how my brain works.said pizzapants
/utg/ moid fave cosplay orgy...
>>570609947New Pooner World Order
>>570610170You’re a little stupid pizzapants
/utg/ foid, thoid and moid fave cosplay orgy...
>>570610246king mettaton ending
>>570610260yeahi mean if i was a woman i wouldn't go here
>>570610276Was undyne's eye patch just for show? i don't remember
I'm gonna have to wait for the chapter to release for the susie porn aren't I....
>>570610157It's better to think of femoid as a contraction of "female humanoid", which is closer to the intended effect of the word. Getting angry this quickly might be a sign of a hormone imbalance or social media addiction.
>>570609598oidgate
Only 10 more days until Friend Inside Me
>>570603442>Susie>24.2
>>570610319Best ending
>>570609598I am told that "foid" is short for "femoid" is short for "female humanoid" the implication being that they're not really humans but pretending unconvincingly to be human which fits the /r9k/ worldviewThis is no longer what it means in our brave new world and so the -oid suffix is more confusing than anything but that's how words work and have always worked
Absolutely unhinged STIMMY party hours NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybiwzwNwDjI
I fucking love my husband so much
*wheeze* im dyinjg...i need...humanized battatfujo art fulbody HD 4k
>>570603442>Look up BMI calculator and it says I'm obeseI can't believe this is how I find out... I mean I knew I was chunky, but...
If Susie says "Hopesplosion!!!" a single time I will turn the game off
>>570610815Who is fave?
Now imagine this in a single room
>>570609374That's Chara and this is canon Frisk
>>570610815Tenna...
>>570610930Catty
>>570603442Asgore17.9
>>570610742>someone knocks on your door>a couple with green and pink hair starts making out in front of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxoQ9sEeEmg
>>570603442>nosy cwitters>20 dinners
>>570610815You have to do a pinch test for body fat specifically because BMI doesn't take muscle into account. You could be a mishmash of thick muscle and fat
>>570610656As an oldfag I stamp this post with my approval
>>570603442Seam/Gerson Boom 6'0ft 21.7 BMI
>>570609506I’M THE SCATMAN
>>570603442I wont play your game faggot
>>570611120kek
>>570610935WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING FOIDS
>>570610935at this ratio it looks like each foid and thoid will have 2 moids spitroasting them each
>>570610935I would much rather not, thank you very much
>>570611384Dawg even 4 is way above average
>>570611432Most of the moids are fags, though.
>>570611384it's early
>>570611384me no trust poll anymore
>>570611384they've never been in the majority they're just the biggest creators around here usually
>>570611384I'm busy molesting my Kris (male) sorry
>>570611432How do I become a thoid
>>570603442>Gaster>6088157474.8 kg/m2
>>570611384They left us...
>>570611545They are just loud.
>>570610464>>570610656>contracting two words into oneJust fuck language, I guess.
>>570611384Probably busy doing more important things
>>570611665nah they stuck with the thread in the down time and made stuff together
Most of you have good BMIWhat are /utg/ dieting tipsI no longer drink anything sugary and I walk every day but I'm still fat
>>570611665The same way a music player in a room of screeching monkeys is loud
>>570611490>utg meetup>foids come to the meetup dressed up in cosplay, ready for sum fuk>as they open the door all the moids are already fucking each other in the ass and show no signs of stopping>foids give up and sit in a corner with the thoids and play poker
>>570611598use they/them pronouns and be a dog
>>570603442>almost everybody in here is way skinnier than mewtf I'm not even that fat do you guys just not like food
>>570611782Foids here are dedicated to their faves, gaybro
>>570611278>pinch testWhat if my belly is a fistfull of chub?
>>570611845theyre lying and only skinnies know their bmi and are willing to flaunting it
>>570611668I'm not going to look up examples, but that sort of contraction is a normal way for words to develop. You can only have this kind of etymological purism through ignorance of the way common English words have drastically shifted in meaning and pronunciation.
>>570611763kek
>>570610935You know it feels kinda comforting that we generally have 25 or so unique people on any given day
>>570611782>ready for sum fukDon't kid yourself
>>570611929I miss the IP counter
>>570610935Don’t forget the men are 2-3 times heavier than foids and thoids and apparently 6 feet tall and built like lumberjacks.
gay man (me) realizes today he is more gay than what he previously thought was possible
/utg/ modded morrowind server will be going up in an hour and a half from this post! Making it right now to give anons time to follow the guide I wrote and make sure everything is working. https://pastebin.com/wHxmpUAqpassword is "sans", it'll be in the server browserreply to this post with screenshots, questions about the installation or game, or whatever else
>>570611954Have you even met a woman that desired sex?
>>570611753I don't know I think I was just born with high metabolism or suffering from some form of Ralsei (cancer)
Divegrass Game Day once again, and we're against /pg/ at home; we won our first group stage match and so did they. Who will claim victory? I'm betting on the RPG that features teenagers exploring a dark reflection of their seemingly quiet hometown that helps them unravel a sinister mystery that may involve the machinations of a deity bent on the world's destruction.We're closing out the day with Game 8 of 8, and Game 6 has just wrapped, so consider this your ~45 minute warning.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>570611914Yes, "autonomous pilot" can be shortened to "autopilot". But entire words and meanings do not go missing.
>>570611753Keep doing what youre doingIf you want hardcore dieting tips, you do PSMF in 2 weeks cycles or whatever category you fit into, without the ECA stack, as that is old tech
>>570612030See you n’wahs in the skooma den hidden in the sewers of Almas Thirr.
>>570611753exercise is more important than dieti hit 20k steps each day and i'm gradually losing weight despite downing an entire gallon of lemon tea
You guys chill? How you feel about goat?
>>570610935Where are the thoids... I wanna have a good CHECK on 'em....
>>570611753I starvemaxxed until my body got used to the very low calories, when that happened I started exercising along with finally eating again, just smaller portions than I used to and I've been losing weight ever since
>>570612373Berdly...
>>570612308horny
>>570612471i like frisk's face on this
>>570612071I need a tv headed man in my bed.
>>570612071How about i *grabs ass* banish THIS angel's desire?
I'm coping with my large bmi by saying I have large calfs and biceps
>>570611753i just do a lot of weight training so i have to eat a lot to gain muscle
>>570611753protein and fiber!!!!!
>>570611753No fast food except for cheat days (Friday or one day on the weekend, restrict it to one meal). If you want baked treats like cookies, eat them instead for your cheat day and don't bother with the fast food.2000 cals max per day No soda, I mainly drink tea or lemonade-like drinks but you get the idea No candy, replace with fruit insteadReduce how much bread you eat, try to have no more than 1 bread/pasta meal a day. Jog/walk around for at least half an hour if you don't have a physically exerting job Once you start to lose some weight, do 5 sets of 10 pushups or burpies if you feel up to it. Make sure to rest for a few minutes between every set if you feel winded.This is what I do but I also work a really exhausting job which probably burns more calories so you might want to add more of a calorie restriction. You don't really need to cook calories for homemade food but read the labels for store bought stuff
>>570612071Yes, just not for random dudes they've never met or seen before in their lives that may or may not be ugly and possibly dangerous
>>570612269>gallon of lemon teagod can i live with you
why is /fit/ here
strange greeting
>>570612084Aw man I'm rooting for both generals
>>570612269Damn big boy, I bet you pee like a racehorse.
Noelle's spongy teenaged doe cervix...
>>570612735I have journeyed across 20 boards
>>570612717sure but i'm still 25.9 bmi, might not be as hot as you wanted
>>570612878sisy/fit/s...
The muscular chads of /utg/...
>>570611753I do pushups, squats and dumbbell exercises now and then, also I started reducing my portion sizes considerably and getting off the bus a couple stops before mine when getting home from work so I can walk a little more.
>>570612981I'm fat
>>570612873built to be bruised by big human cock
>>570612787you already knowbut i'm pretty sure that's healthy to constantly replace fluids
>>570611384I don't respond to any of these things anymore
>>570612739lovely meeting
>>570612735utg has enough of a developed culture where we could probably ship ourselves to a new forum just for us and make like 5 active boards out of it I've actively thought about this but considering making 4chan lead moot to become an epsteiner and join the NWO I kind of fear the possibility of becoming a forum creator lol
>>570612897Shshhsshhsh where can I put my greek yogurts and how responsive are the amazon deliveries
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Number one thing keeping me from being pumped for the new chapter is the prospect of replaying the game to get multiple save files ready
>>570613089But you still love me right?...right?
>>570612797when was this made? this is really good. I can tell by the buttfag nametag its a /utg/ original
>>570612570The angel is the thing that's banished, not it's desire. >>570612713Enough women engage in casual sex for this level of incredulity to be unjustified. Many women are as you describe, but many are not. It's not absolute.
If you're not using GLPs you're just torturing yourself.
There is a Gaster motif in every song if you listen hard enoughhttps://youtu.be/jActWEuBygU?si=HOoPtkV7JuYx6_MJ&t=52
>>570613318who are you
>>570613262I have been putting this off
>>570613386ChatGLP? Gaster Loves Penis?
From what ive heard, Toriel apparently fired Alphys after the TPE, so at least alphys does face some consequences for her actions instead of it being all happy sunshines for everybody despite alphys horribly mutilating the monsters and keeping it a secret from their families for multiple years (the fact that snowdrake's family drama about snowdrake suffering without his mother was downplayed into a "haha my wife is merged with 11 other guys" joke is unforgivable.)
I don't like at other generals, how do we compare to the rest of the board?It is at least my understanding that the "Fave" thing comes from /utg/.>>570613178goatnite
Reminder that if you didn't get platinum trophies in every Mike minigame your save is BRICKED
>>570613137I'm going to be real with you anon, that is just impossible, even if it would be great.We all hate nu-4chan culture, but EVERY new imageboard (or altchans if you will) gets spammed with CSAM, there are no exceptions, you need a very strong moderator team to wipe that shit out, there is a man by the name of Kuz who actively does this with his group of friends, so that only their imageboard (heyuri, strawberryheaven, sharty, some youtube knockoff) get used, this has happened to every single new altchan I've ever tried, no exception, 3chan, nanochan etc etcBasically, we're doomed to stay here forever being constantly raped by /v/ tourists, because at least here we have the protection of the jannies taking care of any illegal stuff and also being an extremely miniscule target as single threads instead of a whole board/website
Just replayed the whole gameWhy are all of Kris’ contacts deleted after closing the final fountain in chapter 4
>>570613262>The latest fruit love islandIf Noelle actually watches that slop then Weird Route is justified
a /utg/ devoid of foids is too hollow to bear...
>>570613590If he’s known then why hasn’t he been arrested?
>>570613446You know...the one that does the thing
>>570613590It's not impossible at all. You would make an invite-only forum that required a key to even browse and you would distribute the invite in batches with limited uses. This alone would minimize the potential for raiding. Lock the invites behind the site owner and jannies and it would be fine.
>>570613743He's Russian.
>>570613590Why hasn't this Kuz guy been arreste-- ah fuck it we've all seen the Epstein files we know people don't care
>>570613628Because they know you know they have evil contacts on their evil phone and don't want you snooping around
>>570613756Just make a fucking discord
>>570613386I literally dont trust those jabs, and the internet is telling to take other cheap jabs from chinese powders and its all a hard no
>>570613830That’s what I assume but when did that little fucker have the time to wipe it without us knowing
>>570613650/utg/ hasn't ever been totally foidless, but it's come close when it was just petitepumpkin drawfagging occasionally
>>570613909haha hoho
>>570613628The cell phone's history and contacts are deleted once Kris puts (you) back in at Noelle's house. Presumably to stop you from seeing who was phone in the kitchen call, and stop you from calling Toriel to find out she's not in the church.
Toby cancelled Chapter 5...
>>570613909I mean, there is a cord, but a forum would be better than a cord because we wouldn't have to deal with a retarded TOS. Technically in the tos discord can ban you just for making fat jokes. Haha fuck you fatfuck.
Toby revived Chapter 5...
>>570613971Oh shit thank you. I must have forgot to check the phone earlier in the chapter
noooo don't go to a forum I need to be able to anonymously shit up the thread now and again
>>570613386That’s an easy way to brick your save
>>570613756I was in a 4chan splinter group from the banned horse show days, it’s fun for a couple years and then the drama and isolated nature of it sets in.
>>570613628Kris deletes them after the calls in Noelle's house
>>570613909fuck off back to there
>>570614110Doom...
>>570614116That's why you need blood transfusions, son
>>570613743>>570613826Russian and actively works for the government because he took that as a deal instead of being arrested the first time he got into trouble>>570613756But then that kind of ruins the point of being anonymous doesn't it? I feel like that would just devolve into what the other anon said, a discord group, and we all know discord groups fucking suck
I'm Black Sans.
Is 2chan still a thing?
>>570613590It's simple really, make it a private forum where you need to verify which anon you were on a secret IRC chat where they ask you forum culture questions you would only know if you were a former /utg/er or lurker. Also limit the amount of account registrations by only having it open for 24 hours every 3-4 months or some shit.You think it's annoying but this was how you accessed the good manga scanlation sites in the past, in fact the conditions I listed are pretty generous.
>>570614116Who was it? The Dashfags? I bet it was the Dashfags. Shimmykings would never
>>570614214don't let him out
>>570614214You can have a verification process whilst people are still allowed to be anons I think
>>570614294the first forum with 3 users
>>570614214Fave wishes he had a Death Note for like 5 minutes to deal with guys like that
>>570614176Doom II: Hell on Earth…
>>570614294yeah nah we're not smuggling drugs here. I'd rather post in a place that's open, even for all the ill that invites
>>570613325I searched by the image widthxheight and the earliest I found was on /v/, not /vg/:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528042679/#q528074451It first shows up on /vg/ about five days later.
penis inspection required to enter undertale/deltarune forum
>>570613394I think Gaster unironically broke his brain on EDMslop, meat factory sounds indistinct from an Underveil song.
we just have to be more and more annoying until we get our own containment board
>>570614443Doom 3: Finish The Fight
>>570614485My teachers always made fun of me on penis inspection day.
>>570614491A copy of YEEZUS flowed down from the surface and it changed Gaster forever.It was for the first time he experienced a work made by someone as genius as he was.
>>570614527Do they even make new boards anymore? I feel like 4chan hasn't been updated since like 2012 except for occasional happenings like April Fools, or Toriyama and Miura's deaths
>>570614110Forum but it comes with an anonymous sidechat if you input the Konami Code
>>570613590ThisI go to an altchan that hasn't been new for a decade now and even then it still gets constant CSAM spam and links to telegram groups with such material just because its deemed as a trolling target by the most mentally ill of schizosThe shartrannies and the like would consider us "wokies into tranny furry game" so we would be a prime target for their "trolling" for example and we'd get blasted with that shit for an entire day unless the utg altchan had numerous and very active mods, but then their job would be very taxing and I can't see many lasting if they had to do that all day every day
>>570614329It was an OCfag that beefed with the og admin crew of assorted main characters and made another splinter group that became the only remaining one and then the show ended and everyone went their separate ways or into further splinters.
>>570614662the last I remember were the further split of the video game boards (why are they like this)
>>570614662They made /vt/, which mostly invited a bunch of retards to post bait threads and dramafag.
Why aren't (you) playing the Spamton Game?https://store.steampowered.com/app/2090390/Schrdingers_Call/
>>570613590Kuz doesn’t own the sharty anymore
>>570608721I'm sorry I respect your perspective but "stop overthinking stuff" inspires such deep resentment in me that I can't process the rest of your post
>>570614691With the CSAM spam and shartytardies, are they third-worlders or what? How do you even get into that behavior and type of communities unless there's literally nothing else for you to do? Like surely you can't be doing that in NYC or you'll get arrested?
>>570614294Doesn't sound like a bad idea, filters all the filth
Where would you place your fave on this chart?
>>570615003Sometimes things are simple and you need to keep the overthinking thoughts to yourself instead of posting them on the undertale/deltarune general, at least make a thread on /lgbt/ about it if you really want to ponder on it because otherwise it's just derailing the thread
>>570615142you guys gotta stop being afraid of having newfags, sealing yourself off just contributes to stagnation
>>570615143Alphys is definitely beating off to cock vore and inflation
>>570615193Fair
>>570615064It's simpleby being filipino
>>570615003I know that feel
>>570614927I'm going to assume he gave the ownership to a friend like what he did with Heyuri giving ownership to Kaguya, basically still owning the website but not needing to take accountability or blame for anything
>>570614532Doom 4: rebootNot to be confused with doom 64
>>570615143Can Alphys really go anywhere but 0,9
>>570615143I forgot the arrows. Shit
>>570614294Nah I'm a lurker but I'm not gay enough to do stuff like the battat OC shit
>>570615254My post had nothing to do with newfags, please take meds, I merely said that a verification system like that would filter the spammers posting illegal shit or shock images
>>570614871I'm waiting for a FUCKING SALE. I'm not spending $20 for a visual novel!
>>570615143here you go. lets try to fill it up with everyones faves. catti would be into some weird goth shit and I can imagine she has a fairly high libido
>>570615254I'm with you, nothing signals death for your community like cutting yourselves off. The only way they survive is a core group of genuinely close friends which is then so insular that it's original purpose is irrelevant.
>>570614691Even on here people were posting CSAM after the 10th anniversary stream. A /utg/chan would be INSTANTLY flooded as soon as people started talking about it. It's a terrible idea.
>>570615442the way it's set up is predicated on knowing about /utg/ in the first place, the only new blood coming in would be from friends of friends.
>>570615340My favorite coom artist is Filipino...
>>570612030HELP!!! what did I do wrong..
>>570615535>>570615143
>>570615535>>570615405ah, that chart makes more sense
>>570612162Just wait until you find out about how ridiculous it gets with loan words like ambassador and embassy. They're supposed to have the same root in French, but English adopted the two words at different times and never updated them to be in line with one another. It should be ambassador and ambasy OR embassador and embassy, but we just never corrected it.
>>570615308but it's a degenerate combination of the two
Sex with gasterhand
>>570614871I'll be playing the Spamton Game in approximately 10 days.
>>570615064>surely you can't be doing that in NYC or you'll get arrested?You'd be surprised, majority do live in burgerlandAnd do not take this as a fact because it's all a conspiracy theory but uhhh the site may or may not be a honeypot or a way for rich pedos to groom kids
>>570615143what are the highest heights and what's the midpointThere are huge depths to what you can beat off to but most of them require you to pass the "irl feasibility no longer involved" barrierAlmost every character besides Alphys and maybe Mew Mew and Mettaton would fall below the halfway mark if we include the farthest degeneracies known to man
>>570615801>smelly armpit fetish
>>570615887No shit, that's when the steam sale starts and all the good games go on sale(not Deltarune)
fave is once again convinced they have rabies
I feel like you guys have flanderized Alphys to be like the most degenerate nerd in history
>>570616140Alphys dated a child.
>>570616191out of ten!
>>570616208This is adorable I hope we more scenes lile this
>>570615143>>570615405I'm not sureHe's not an innocent, pure little angel but I wouldn't say he's a high class sexual deviant either
>>570616191I would also date a cute loli like Frisk.
Allergies have me feeling like this.
>>570616208
>>570615143Gaster is like, asexual with the most oddly specific obscure fetishes known to man.I find it hot how he'd probably operate on me and the procedure would be entirely clinical to him. No hint of sexual feelings at all(this is foreplay).
>>570615946the highest point is like babysnuff paraphore shit but like. there's also the fact that alot of weird fetishes combined will also be a factor, you know? like someone into just feet is a 3 and someone into just piss is like a 5 i'd bet but someone into piss and feet is a 6 y'know? It's really vibes based.
>>570614871I have no interest in playing a girl with little girls in it
>>570616191Really cause when I suggest Alphys had a crush on me in the Mettaton quiz he called me self centered and I assumedly am Chara who is also a child
>>570612030>>570615646OK I figured it out, do I ignore the last one?
>>570616140This has been happening for years, Alphys is automatically given whatever depraved or borderline illegal fetish just for the lulz
>>570616401>playing a girl
>>570616462Alphys is a Kress shipper in Deltarune.
>>570616370
>>570616385Piss and feet being 6 and baby execution being 10 doesn't sit right with meThe power gap is just too bigI would play Paraphore willingly if they got rid of the baby and kid stuff
>>570615254Newfags are fine, but all must follow the traditional hazing ritual called LURK MOAR>>570616401You spend the entire game talking to furries, that girl is the ONLY little girl character
>>570616208>>570616370>>570616546So cute
Imagine if for some reason genocide route existed but only 1% of players ever heard of it, sans would be one of the least popular characters in the game.
>>570616459you need Expansion Delay enabled
>>570601439I'm not much of an artist, but I've had this idea in my head for a while, and I wanted to get it out before Chapter 5 potentially renders it poorly-aged
>>570612084THE TIME IS NOW, THE FOOTIE BEGINS also yes this was me and we're the away team oops
>>570616651ok thank you im ready i hope
>>570616494vns arent games
I wanna go buy some liquor and I plan to mix it with coke zero. What should I get? I hardly ever drink but I'm craving something.
>>570616807Red wine
>>570616830red wine with coke zero?
Anyone have Chapter 6 predictions
>>570615254news will not replace usnews will not replace usnews will not replace us
>>570616952yes
>>570616696Lmfaooooo please draw more
>>570616696This might be the worst post itt
>>570616208>>570616370>>570616546why did nobody love me like this as a childor everwhy was I beaten like a dog and mocked until I permanently locked myself away from everyone and everythingwhy was I called into existence only to be denied lifepondered Papyrus
>>570611753Pizza for breakfastPizza for dinnerPizza in the bathPizza in my underwear
People constantly underestimate Deltarunes cultural cache.
>>570617071Your past does not define you, we love and respect you now anon
>>570616696I'm definitely old enough to be a Homestuck fan but I avoided it and only played Tobysoft games and I feel like the only one who's like that sometimes.
>>570616696I love it, thank you
>>570602135It would fit with the original pattern of schizobosses though, being an object that was abandoned by someone, and its a ring so fucking imagine what happens with it on Weird Route
>>570615646Nonono, you're supposed to drag the -contents- of the folders into your data folder, rather than the actual folders. So go inside all of those folders, drag their CONTENTS into the data folder, and then delete the now empty folders. Make sense?>>570616459No, I was just a retard and let it get cut off in the screenshot. Expansion Delay is enabled in the image you just can't properly see it lol. Make sure it's enabled. Otherwise it looks good.
>>570617152How do you mean? I'm genuinely curious. Off the top of my head it feels like the biggest thing that's leaked out of the DR community is the Weird Route jingle. I've actually seen it come up quite a bit in random memes and most people consuming them probably don't know what it comes from. Then there was the Asgore running over Dess thing, that was pretty enormous because anyone who played Undertale could basically comprehend it, but it didn't really have cross meme potential. Otherwise it'd just be the music getting used in random people's youtube videos. Maybe a lot of TikTok's or reels use its music? I don't have those apps
>>570617071Meh, I didnt truly appreciate this kind of love at the time because I took it for granite, so what difference does it make decades later? Be a man.
>>570616696a real homestuck fan would want the painful enthusiasa for themselves and for deltarune zoomer to be happy and free
>>570617472>Nonono, you're supposed to drag the -contents- of the folders into your data folder, rather than the actual folders. So go inside all of those folders, drag their CONTENTS into the data folder, and then delete the now empty folders. Make sense?Yup I think, maybe I did it in the wrong order but I'll find out and do it again if needed once the server starts
>>570617613you took it for what
>>570615638That sounds like heaven. Why the fuck would you want constant influxes of outsiders when you know they will always change the culture of the board to theirs instead of assimilating? They can all go back to where they came from. We do not need constant growth.
>>570617527>How do you mean? I'm genuinely curious.NTA but Spamton is the entire reason we have TADC, Gooseworx based Caine off of him to the degree the guy who voiced him was from a Spamton fan animation
>>570617805This anon wants a CLOSED FRIEND GROUP so he can get all the FOIDS and THOIDS for himself
>>570617805But without constant growth all you have is constant decay
AAAA COME ON UTG DON'T FUCKING LOSE!!
i'm going to be sad if sans' comb is not some kind of weapon in the dark world like susie's hairbrush
>>570617805if it sounds like heaven jump in one of the many discord servers /vg/ spawned that stagnated and imploded. 3+4 alone got more drawfags around, the wait before then turned into a bunch of moldering dipshits trying to fuck each other.
>>570603442chara18
Sans "Diddy" Combs
>>570617978hes going to comb his hair and kill himself by accident because he didnt realize it became a pair of iron claws
>>570615143>>570615405ik susie would be a pretty kinky girl but idk how often would she finger herself or engage in sexual stuff with kris or her darkner friends
>>570618118holy kek
>>570617961we can make the site invite-only with only anons who use the thread daily then we should all breed so more anons are born already knowing of true thread culturesaid asgore
Touched By A Fave Angel
Will Sans have 1hp againWill he trip and turn into dust
>>570618065Asgore's enormous mountainous ass and fat creamy thighs spreading out behind him as he lays down
HE'S OLD WHAT THE FUCK
It's so fucking over... we're 3-1...
>>570618287Susie...
>>570608484I agree with 90% of it but I think the reward isn't fighting the Man for a Crystal, it's giving the egg memories to the Knight and getting an alternate exit from chapter 3
>>570618015Discord is irrelevant because non anonymity goes against the principle of this, making all of those doomed from the start.
>>570616954You explore a Darker Yet Darker World as your Vessel after getting separated from Kris at the end of Chapter 5. To compensate for Susie and Ralsei not being there, disembodied-voice-Gaster accompanies you and comments on your actions in and out of battle.
>>570618437>doomedheh
>>570616954There will be no weird route content
>>570618612Very true
Famed internet musician Mettaton Neo dies in a helicopter crash in Brazil.
>>570618698nothing of value was lost
Does Ice Wolf pay Bratty and Catty for sex or do they give it up for free?
MY FUCKING GOAT IS WASHEDWHAT A FUCKING MISS
>>570618815
>>570618698I live there I'm rebuilding him and chopping of my dick so he can have a real one
>>570618698Damn MTT was so young too
So, if instead of earthbound fan forums, toby initially developed his online presence on a 4chan /vg/ earthbound general, how would history be different? Would people hate him on principle enough for undertale to never take off? Even if the content of the game was identical, would it have a markedly chuddlier following?
WE CAN STILL CATCH UP!! ONE MORE GOAL!!!
>>570618994old 4chan was considerably less chuddy than nu-4chan, he'd simply not make the game and would instead waste his life posting about wanting to fuck Kumatora every day
>>570617071Im really sorry faveYou can still have a lifeWith us
I never T-Ranked chapter 3…
>>570612030The morrowind server is up! We won't be starting "for real" for 25 minutes just to give everyone time to make their characters. Once the time is up, I'll reset the server to reboot the world. During these 25 minutes, feel free to kill NPCs and burn shit down while you wait for other fags to finish char creation idk Also hope everyone enjoys the footie!
>>570618698Why is it always through /utg/ I find this stuff out?
>>570619072>waste his life posting about wanting to fuck Kumatora every dayBased if I say so myself
>>570601439
I want Queen to put me on a leash and make me eat her pussy.
>>570615143this is a complicated and Nuanced question that depends where you view the extremes and also its something so inherently fluid that changes like, by the day.....one thing for sure is this the pale pink in the image is undertale mettaton, deltarune mettatons reality is probably like actually a 10 up and 5 across. because deltarune mettaton/hapstablook is even more of a shut in who spends too much time on the internet, to the point he is begging strange street children to bring him any form of entertainment when it goes out
it/its chara
>>570618994Kress would be canon
>>570619327Deltarune throuple ending.
>>570619327I missed erasing some stray pixels FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>570619379hot
FUUUUUCCCKK WE LOST
>>570619239On my way>>570619327Very cute>https://youtu.be/bziNdF_KwBw
put the fucking turtle in the retirement home, he can't block for shit
>>570619484rudy's leaking again...
Asgore is ugly as shit desu
>>570619543But Gerson carried us last game, he was just a little under the weather todayI still believe in him
What if instead of living in Hussies basement, Toby lived with moot and later was given as a gift to Mr.E?
>>570619379Chara would unironically prefer “it” just for the sake of being self-hating
>>570619379>no human ever gets a defined pronoun>chara is refered to as an "it" even when talking about while she was alive>toriel cant even consider her part of the family adopted or otherwiseWhen are we going to accept that Kris is just the Dreemurrs' pet and thats why he sees himself as a dog
Posting this here because I posted it in the old thread kek.I was replaying Chapter 1 and Chapter 2, and honestly I'm really just intrigued by the difference in narration. With how some of the Kris narration things are between parenthesis and some of them are not between parenthesis. I just got the Egg in Chapter 2, and the difference between:Chapter 1:> (Well, there is a man here.)> (He offered you something.)> (You received an Egg.)Chapter 2:> Well, there is a man here.> He might be happy to see you.> What do you think?> You got the Egg.Is really intriguing to me. Why is Chapter 1 between parenthesis, and why is it not between parenthesis in Chapter 2? I have this theory that the narration is switching perspectives all the time, and this to me seems to kind of play with that theory.
>>570619364also I forgot to mention that even his brand image is actually fairly desexed even in the Family Friendly sanitized world of undertale, hes much like an actual idol that way. sort of coy about it and flirty but isnt like actually a total pornstar rockstar like people (me sometimes i wont lie) depict him as.
>>570619327He looks like koji nishino which makes me like him
Friendly Reminder Pellets
Damn, all the cool stuff really DOES happen when I'm asleep.
Kinda crazy how barely over a year ago we only had the first 2 chapters and now we're getting chapter 5 in a week and a half.
>>570620041Tag me in for the naptime now
>>570619824This is a good way to put it
Friendly Prostate Pellets
>>570619239human... i remmber you'r netch jelly
>>570619303People always do stuff like this on /utg/ ever since I found this place years ago. When Trump dies people are going to post like "Mayor Holiday was shot today" or "King Asgore died on the toilet today" or something
>the bare bear chest poster earlier will never be mine>nor will i myself be the next bare bear chest posterI HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>570619239Pls report stories to thread
>>570620113I need to suck the penis of a man that looks like this, thought Berdly, trying to deny it.
>>570619793Chapter 1 is inconsistent with the rest of the game in nearly all aspects, I doubt there's any meaning behind it
>>570620203>the bare beardidn't toby voice act a skeleton in that
*dances*
>>570620154I remember when someone found out around a year ago that Hulk Hogan had just died because someone posted a Spamton parody of him lmao
>>570619239Comfiness overload
>>570619793given that there are combat mechanics in chapter 1 that are not present in later chapters (party member targeting) and vice versa (recruiting/growing stronger), and how chapter 1 was more of a proof of concept than anything else, i think it's a case of toby not finding his footing yeti actually hold the lack of consistency between chapter 1 and the rest of the game against toby, it makes the product as a whole feel messy
Well, nuts. Tough game, tough loss, our star strikers collapsed hard. /pg/ are solidly through and we have to fight to survive come Saturday. I believe a draw would favor Honkai Star Rail since they have they have more goals and the same (scores - scored-on) goal differential. At least you got to see the incredibly rare event of Spamton being useful.It's in the hands of fate. See you in six days. I understand why /utg/ waited so long to hire a new royal coach.
>>570617071>If we don’t welcome our wounds, we may well be tempted to despise the wounded.ASKING 'WHY' IS POINTLESS. NO EXPLANATION WOULD JUSTIFY YOUR MISTREATMENT OR HEAL YOU.YOU ARE AN ACTIVE PART OF YOUR OWN LIFE. YOU CAN ENACT CHANGE. BE KIND TO YOURSELF. BE BRAVE. FIGHT. CONNECTION REQUIRES HUMILIATION AND VULNERABILITY. IT IS PAINFUL. YOU ARE WORTH IT. YOU ARE WORTHY OF IT.also drink water
Why is there more Alph Gore art then Asgore with Toriel?
>>570619793Parenthesis is how Earthbound does it so he was probably just deciding which aspects to crib from still.
>>570620460Because Toriel is a BITCH and DOESN'T DESERVE HIM.
>>570619793Toby is just really inconsistent with punctuation.
>>570619793I think this was just an oversight like the various inconsistencies in Undertales narrattor.
>>570620460I don't know how Toby can make it more explicit that Toriel hates Asgore now in all universes. He's the most divorced a divorced man can be and Toby wants to make sure we know it. Every Toriel x Asgore art and fanfic made makes Toby write Toriel as hating him even more.
>>570620305>>570620368That could be, honestly I hadn't thought about that fact. I'll keep it in mind because you're both kinda right that Chapter 1 does have a few weird things... I am autistically keeping notes of every chapter so I'll see if I find more weird inconsistencies with Chapter 1.
>>570620383I have faith, we could still pull through.
232.67 hours until chapter 5!!
>>570617961all of this is carol holiday's ice palace when u think about it
Can't wait for the Mew Mew 2 darkner that's trauma-bonded with Asgore to show up in Chapter 5 and she's attacking FRIEND because she thinks it's a youkai or some shit.>Isn't that just Mad Mew Mew-No. UT's Mad Dummy was possessing a doll that's based off of Mew Mew 1.Mew Mew (the in-universe fictional character the doll's based off of) has yet to become an actual darkner.She's going to be based off of Mew Mew 2, the darker sequel, which DR's Alphys and Asgore both like.Think of how Gerson got remastered from their UT counterpart, same for how Mettaton NEO got remastered into Spamton NEO.It'll just be new character with a familiar face.Mew Mew herself has never had any agency in Undertale's story, so whenever she does show up as a proper darkner she's essentially a debut and not a return.
>>570620916When I think about Carol I *hmpph* *moans*Sorry... I have to go clean my underwear...
what's everyone's favorite tony trick?mine's when you have to Talk to Asgore 500 times to pacify him while the text repeatedly lies "it seems like talking won't do any more good"
>>570619824Its due to the inconsistency of designing MTT after controversial and inherently sexual glam rock stars that would put giant puppet boners on stage but making MTT in universe a corporate overlord with a safe bland morning show role. Tenna is Toby attempting to make a Mettaton that actually makes sense.
Carol's got Noelle locked up in her Coney Island disco palace
>>570621061diapsguy...
>>570621220Who?
>>570618698how do you people know all these literally who "artists"
MAYOR HOLIDAY HAD A HEART ATTACK DURING A CONFERENCE AND GOT RUSHED TO THE ER
>>570621095I liked how when you enable widescreen support outside the glyde cave sans cant teleport anymore and keeps running between the spots and gets more and more winded from it in his dialogue
>>570616954Kris finds out Asgore married a 20 year old Lord of the Hammer cosplayer
>>570617071just know that it never gets better than this.
>>570620460Asgore/Alphys size differences sounds muy bueno
New clean whiteboard tn? :eyes emoji:
>>570621829is this an AU or just bad art?
>>570620978This will give this series another female human for lewds plus Mew Mew is in Snowdin so I support this.
>>570621942It's both
>>570602316Black shard != Shadow Crystal
jackbox and potentially drawing maybe. starting now.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/tJ5sln4j8R4
>>570621829
>>570621829>>570621942The raw skill behind the composition is impressive but contrasting styles and colors are a disservice to the groundwork and is not a very good way to make a stylized representation of Undertale.
Gerson under fire when it's discovered there was a 50 year age gap between him and the human he boned in Undertale
>570620113cute mtt>>570621157I dont know if it really doesnt make "sense" I think it fits with what we know about him pre and post body/fame and hes already pretty explicitly based on idol culture as much as us musicians. sure most of this is extrapolation and tennas characterization uh basically beats you over the head with what his deal is but idn I think its a nice subtle difference beeen the two that mettaton is a little bit more artifical, put on, impersonal, way way more guarded than tenna is. tenna begs for attention in a genuine way, he needs it. Mettatons detached
>>570621941I’ll make it tonight I’m out getting tacos>>570622159NOOOOOO I’m definitely missing the whole thing noooooooo
>>570621538She thought because she was skinny those daily ICE-Es pizzas wouldn't catch up with her
>>570622159I'm missing this because of morrowind its over
>>570621993God you people are actual real life flesh golems. Literally all it takes is a female human character, any other traits are just set dressing. Meaningless
>>570622159yay I only missed one game
>>570622247The artist just likes gooning to big boob bitches let him.
>>570622159im sorry jackboxanon but im busy playing garden warfare 1 its too fun>t. krisraper
>>570620978In the enlightened heavenly order of wisdom, we call this APPLE GIRLINGTON
>>570622487The difference is that Frisk and Chara aren't even fucking female lmaoooo
>>570622487You act as if the furries aren't the same with their species, like doefags.
>>570620978>instead of an animal that will die if it goes without 10 seconds of seeing beach ballone of the best lines in the gamealso asgore has good anime taste apparently? I guess i should expect that
>>570622249Theres nothing idol like about Mettaton at all
>>570622258My power went off....
>>570622587They are girls though
>>570621553>>570621095You're making these up right
I wish Deltarune had a cute male human character that Asgore could crack
>>570622904>>570622587You two. Kiss now. With tongue.
stop being orientalists
Will Nicepants reach its conclusion in Chapter 5?
New whiteboard prease
>>570622643You act as if I have any respect for doefags
>>570622908No dude, you dont remember? What about when you could eat one of the water sausage hot dogs sans sells in one of the rooms where you can see Flowey following you and he has a disgusted face instead of a regular smile before disappearing?
>>570623109yeahhe will reject bunny and embrace cgtow (Cats goign their own way)
>>570623038I've gone from a "Papyrus is the Knight" believer to a "Papyrus will kick the Knight's ass" believer.
pizzapants' house darkworld
>>570623119No!!! This is one still good, it's...*hugs wb before it fades*
>>570623295You could be a mega-based multiknight believer and have both
Papyrus wonders why it’s called “the west” when Australia is clearly to the east
can someone post the image of dess trying to kill asriel with her mind please I cant find it
>>570623163What's your fave?
>>570623167Oh, you're yanking my chain. This is like the red moldsmal thing all over again, remember that?
>>570623502
>>570623402>Dess is yet isn't The Knight, is actually pretending to be The Knight>Papyrus is the real Knight and has been trying to stop her>Chapter 5/6 has the two clash
>>570621095mine is when you hit the wall in papyrus's invisible maze in snowdin too many times (i think it's like 50?) he just feels sorry for you and deactivates it and apologizes for making the puzzle too hard.
>>570622487Mew Mew felt like wasted potential in UT so hopefully DR reveals her presence in UT was setup for whatever character the Deltarune version of her is and she's actually cool as fuck.The lewds are a side bonus I guess, sure.>>570621993It's reasonable to assume Toby decided to close the gap in the last chapter where it might be appropriate to insert schizos and add two female schizos in the form of Mew Mew and whoever the original holder of the Thorn Ring is.Probably some rose-themed darkner that Noelle has to square up with in the Weird Route because she's wearing her ring.>>570622562Didn't Kris already eat an apple in Chapter 4 tea party though? That was her. She's dead, anon.>>570622674Yeah. Carol's probably got taste too but we haven't seen it yet.
>>570623587Thank you
>>570623119Someone else will have to make it if you want it now, just remember to make it with an account and turn off image and copy permissions
>>570622807admittedly I dont know much about actual idol culture bcs you couldnt pay me to give a fuck abt 3dpd celebs but i feel like the similitaries between brand friendly people who play like a generic, steroetypical "celebrity shaped" role for the purposes of brand recognition and merch slinging is obvious and fits the dictionary defintion of "a type of entertainer marketed for image, attractiveness, and personality in "japanese" popular culture. Idols are primarily singers with training in other performance skills such as acting, dancing, and modeling."
>>570623541Chara because they're an interesting character
why do anons want toby to waste time on an outdated anime waifu fuckdoll joke character
>>570623953You watch your mouth when you speak about Asgore
>>570623953Because they don’t like her for any other reason than appearance
>>570623953You're too hard on yourself.
>>570623925I don't believe you.
>>570623953very rude
Americans should be burning in hell.
>>570624016i would not like mad mew mew if she wasn't mad actually
>>570623953KEEP KRIS'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH *slaps you*
>>570623686
>>570624065I WANT TO FUCK HIS PUSSY AAAAAAHHHH TOTAL METATTON LOVE!!!
i turned onionsan into funyunsan yumyum *crunch* *BWOOORPPP*
ok google mad mew mew orgasm denial
Only anons with ugly faves are pure of heart
i love buckethead <3
>>570623686>It's reasonable to assume Toby decided to close the gap in the last chapter where it might be appropriate to insert schizos and add two female schizos in the form of Mew Mew and whoever the original holder of the Thorn Ring is.>Probably some rose-themed darkner that Noelle has to square up with in the Weird Route because she's wearing her ring.I actually had the idea of Mew Mew being the schizo of Chapter 3 so I will support your theory here even if I don't think will happen. It's interesting.
>>570624089What if she's mad for other reasons?
9 more days
>>570623953I agree. Mew mew is a mildly funny/mildly unfunny animu joke that has grown into a character, but it still feels like "unstable ground," even if I think a joke should be allowed to blossom into an actual full-fledged character, this does not feel like it applies to her, like she's fundamentally not as valid as other characters because the origin point is bad and flimsy.
mad dummy was bettereven glad dummy was better
>>570624402>>570624402>>570624402soccerball
>>570624251Name 5 ugly faves RIGHT NOW
>>570624242I read 'ok google' as 'go go gadget'
>>570624452yo mama is so big she counts as five
>>570624251Genie, please update your phrasing. The monkey's paw curls as all the shota/lolifags are of pure of heart because what society would like to say they're hot? And you can't go "Eye of the beholder" type thing because then no one who loves their fave would be pure of heart, unless the idea is wanting us to be Nurglings who love the sweaty neet stereotype?
>>570624452Sans, spamton, gerson, jevil, gaster
FAT MEW MEW KISSY COCK TEARING MY VIRGIN BOYHOLE APART
>>570624597>all menvery telly
>>570624690The stimmiest characters tend to be men in most media. It's unfortunate but true. Look at TADC
>>570623953>>570624305>The Field of Pink and Gold>Dark World, JapanAnons...
>>570623953>Noelle out of nowhere
doefags hold up half the sky, charafags should fucking die
>>570623883I mean theres a major thing youre missing about japanese idol culture that makes MTT incompatible with it so maybe you should try learning about it
