Wolverine X Cyclops Edition>NewsMarvel Rivals Version 20260612 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20260610/41548_1303717.htmlCyclops: The Fearless Leader Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/Kf3c53eX7Lg [Embed]K'un-Lun Sheloong Arena Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/kLeiPx1GiGU [Embed]Season 8.5 Dev Vision: https://youtu.be/NZhekPruzrE [Embed]Alchemax Headquarters Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/t8gyiobtcL4 [Embed]Season 8 Battle Pass: Project: Heroic Age Trailer: https://youtu.be/v-SnFA5v9P8 [Embed]Season 8: Sins of Alchemax Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/F4B0Jpr4Rw4 [Embed]>StoreNew Magik, Cyclops and Phoenix outfits: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2064437429302415388Iron Man's Iron Samurai and Mantis' Mandy Celestine: The Greeter's costumes: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2061462924887990722Peni Parker's Peni Parker: The Freshman skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056766837430300911Devil Dinosaur's Chrono-Armor skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054305618639638711Hulk's Infinity Hulk skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054290518851625216Preciously on /mrg/: >>570523929
First for vampire Jubilee
sex with sue's feet
another autistic op
>Nigger leaves super early>I'm supposed to just take the loss because it's after the arbitrary short as fuck time limit
>>570611935you signed up for it, so yeahi also accept that i will lose the game and start playing characters that i want to get good atfuck shitters that cant play the game
>play other games for two weeks>come back to this general randomly>same guy still malding about ranked and support teammates
A lot of people are using obvious aimbots in 18 versus 18 now, I guess thinking they'll be able to hide in the crowd. You start to ult and half the team snaps to your head.
The next PvE mode is an Apocalypse raid
>>570612618I have dogshit aim and I've been getting top 3 in 18v18 pretty consistently
Why is aiming upwards and downwards so uncomfortable in this game? Half the time I mess up the input with my mouse.
i have star-lord fatiguehe is in EVERY single lobby
WHAT THE FUCK they reset my name but didn't give me a free rename card, I don't want to waste 500 blue coins renaming myself
I drew my fuarking HERO
mag dunk still feels ass to use
>>570613018he counters cyclops so that's why
>>570612125>you signed up for it, so yeahNo??You sign up for 6v6 games when you press play on comp that's the whole deal
Gooning to Venom
>>570613326and that's one of the possible outcomesif you dont want trolls or leavers, dont play the game
Pete is so lucky, man...
Peni is so fucking brokenYou practically have another full health target in play just because she exists that straight up also has higher priority than the fucking healers and poke but can't be dove unless you specifically play Magik or Starlord (two other over-tuned characters)
every single cyclops i get is diffedwhat are the chances?
>>570613103what was your name?
>>570613435>The possible outcome of entering a game is you don't get what you signed up forHMMmMmmmm
>Devil Dinosaur is actually fucking dead, he feels like shit>damage heavily nerfed since most of it came from the bleed from his beamThe level of retardation you read in this general is mindblowing. The dmg/s was crap and was only acceptable against tanks (which he fucked hard in many ways and should've gotten nerfed because an anti-tank tank is retarded).The real benefit was the bonus hp you gained from multiple targets, not the individual tickle damage. The main thing he lost was some sustain, but he's still extremely strong vs other tanks.
good strawman, you should kill yourself for thatto get to your point, there's always a chance of leavers and trolls on your team, and when you queue up you sign up for the chance to get them on your teamyou just had bad rng
>>570613608magik sucks outside of shit ranks or random one tricks your team wont switch against
>>570613608>shoot nest>Penis now uselessIt is really as simple as having non-glue eating DPS.
So why do DPSes and Supports get pissed off when there's no shield tank? Especially when solo tanking?
>>570614012>>570614067Peni and Magik are literally THE highest win rate characters on higher ranks for a reason
>>570613670ElsaFeetPics, not even that bad
>>570614149thats because every magik main will switch the fucking atto second a single counter comes out
I have a few issues with Thor atm:>Why isn't regular melee giving me my Thor Force?>Why does E into ult no longer work?
>>570614149>win rate characters on higher ranks for a reasonbecause the game gives you those ranks overtime even if you are a shitter
>Finally get gold.>Finally get to ban>No one bans BP or SM>Enemy has both>No one on my team picks themREEEEEE WHY DO I GET SUCH SHITTERSNamor was banned
>>570614149>Peni and Magik are literally THE highest win rate characters on higher ranks for a reasonWinrates from trackers has no bearing on how good or bad a hero is, when will you midwits learn. Unless you think Phoenix, White Fox, Emma are some of the worst heroes in the game and Rocket, Angela, Rogue and Storm are some of the strongest S tier heroes in the game.
Members of the blowjob research club at ESU!
>>570613771oopsie, this is meant for you >>570613945
>>570615069>Can't even quote rightYou're banned from comp for quitting aren't you goldie
>>570615676call me goldie one more time and i wont be sucking your dick
>>570615676my peak is c3 but ok
>>570611578why do you care? you ask this question all the time.
>>570614284For a good reason. Magik into her counters is a miserable experience
>>570615850like every other character?
>Namor is supposed to be the anti dive DPS>Is just plain one of the strongest DPS in the game overall nowHow is this nigga that plays himself with turrets not getting nerfed hard
>>570614284>>570614339>>570614710>Ackhtually hard empirical data doesn't mean shit and a character that sees constant play at all high ranks and wins a lot like Peni is somehow worse than someone like the dogshit nobody plays a la Rogue
>>570616365because supportsissies need a baby sitter or else they get le killed
>>570616365Because dive is really annoying, especially when they released guys like DD or BC. As long as there's this one diver running the entire lobby, Namor has to exist as he does.The hela team up is bullshit, though.
Sucking namors cock after he protects me from divers
>>570616718>>Ackhtually hard empirical data doesn't mean shitof course not anon have you seen the retard in charge of game balance
>>570616365Namor isnt really good at anti dive, he just happens to fuck spidey hard
>>570616365namor without the stupid teamup is just okay. he's only a free win vs spider tards who don't swap
>>570616718>a character that sees constant play at all high ranks and wins a lot like PeniPeni is good but she's situational. I'm seeing her a lot less in 8.5 because there are less divetrannies everywhere.
i remember when mrg tried saying namor is bad into spiderman
>>570615846because you have autism
>>570616718So you're claiming that winrates from trackers are cold hard facts for how strong or not a hero are, in other words you think Rocket, Angela, Rogue and Storm are some of the strongest heroes in the game because at Celestial and up they have some of the highest winrates. So they are all S tier.
>>570616797Namor did fuck all against DD and BC. Retards think he's some god at anti dive because he can hover for 3s and has low damage auto tracking turrets.
i'm done with tankingi'll be a poke dps main now.
Peni has a high win rate, but a very low pick rate. This indicates that one tricks are picking her in very select situations, and doesn't really reflect overall performance relative to other heroes. The number is only relevant if both win rate and pick rate are suitably high.
>>570617815>This character did fuck all against the two most broken characters in the gameReally
>>570616718storm and squirrel girl are definitely more OP then phoenix because they have higher winrates
>>570617917Re-read the statement at >>570616797>Because dive is really annoying, especially when they released guys like DD or BC. As long as there's this one diver running the entire lobby, Namor has to exist as he does.and tell me what it means in context. It directly says that Namor needs to be strong anti dive to counter OP divers like DD and BC.
>>570617879Thanks ChatGPT>>570617665 in other words you think Rocket, Angela, Rogue and Storm are some of the strongest heroes in the game because at Celestial and upThat's literally not the case for either Angela or Rogue
>zoomers think any writing above a 4th grade level is AIthe future is grim. imagine driving over a bridge maintained by people like that.
I thought they got rid of cap's animation cancel
Namor is only good anti-dive if the retarded niggers can aim and know how to play him, otherwise who gives a shit about Wanda tier damage squids that the retards are probably tossing to hit the enemy tanks anyway.
>>570614067>It is really as simple as having non-glue eating DPSso it's impossible?
>>570618139>That's literally not the case for either Angela or RogueCool story bro, top 4 and top 8 out of 51 heroes in Celestial.
The counter to Cyclops is Magik
>>570618536>Checking the season that's literally not even 3 days old??????????????At this point what are you even doing nigger
>>570618550>a hero that has 2 skills to stay airborne, plus hover, is bad against Magik
I thought the argument was that Namor was great not that he just stops dive from existing
>>570618661you're too autistic to get it
>>570618661You're right. We should factor in the patch where heroes like BC were significantly better and other heroes havind different balancing. Flawless logic. Any other retarded statements and moving of goalposts you want to make?You're also a fucktard that complete misses the point made, which makes you even more retarded. The point is that just slavishly and mindlessly looking at winrates as hard indicators for which heroes are good or not is fucking inhumanely retarded and demonstrates a complete lack of understanding for how data works.
>>570614067>It is really as simple as having non-glue eating DPS
>>570618550Maybe in shit low
So what's the general consensus on cyclops? Good? Okay? Bad?
>>570619494busted
>>570614067So Peni IS broken
>>570619494Emma, Jean, Psylocke, and even Dino Girl are all big fans.
>>570619494Arguably the best ranged DPS in the game right now.
>>570619714>the new hero is S tierkek color me fucking surprised
Every new hero seems S tier because you aren't used to dealing with them.
>>570619714Funny thing is nothing weird or funky in his kit is busted, it's just his basic attacks and mobility ie the simplest parts
>>570619494Hela and Phoenix but fun
RRAAAAHHHH
>>570619494Gets eaten alive by The Blade
>>570618276It's gen alpha bro. Zoomers are like 35 now.
>>570620076The oldest ones are entering their 30s>>570619932Nobody mentioned Dracula’s penis though
Blade is being replaced with his daughter.
>>570619494Very strong, but I find elsa just more fun, so I haven’t bothered to try him
>>570619932>The BladeBlade doesn't even refer to himself like this. Why do jeets keep pushing this headcanon?
OPTIC FURY
>>570611540Disgusting. Bottom panel should've been Rocket x Me.
>>570620895You kissing Rocket and Logan being a huge faggot aren't mutually exclusive
>>570621123...Ok?
>getting hard thinking about summer emma>remember her face*sigh* there goes my enthusiasm and boner
BBL JEAN GREY
Saaayonara~
>>570621363she looks so bad, idk what they were thinking especially when most of the other characters look fine
why did they have to kill moon knight, I hate zhiyong...
>>570621585>idk what they were thinkingWe need to make her a tank even though it doesn't fit, and tanks need to be big except when they don't
Slaaay list?~
>>570621363>>570621585Kill yourself incel
>>570621796So cucklops was picked more in metal ranks
I just refuse to tank if I see three faggots instalock DPSI'll just go 4th DPS until one of the shitters who can't even hold left click towards the enemy right switch offSometimes they get the memo fast enough and we win, sometimes the retards wait till we are down a fucking round but at least I'm keeping those nogs hostage and not in (You)r games till then
i bought comics for the first time in years
nobody cares autist
Hurry up and let me give money to the chinks
i care autist
>>570619494Boring
>>570621123Scott wanted it he’s the bottom
Are we going to have another chrono event at seasons end? Feels weird having it at the beginning of the half season.
>>570623075
>>570620895never realized how zesty they made rocket
>>570623174Rivals Rocket isnt my favorite Rocket design but its got a certain appeal.
>>570623272Is the appeal his paw animation
>hypno apps the rocketfag and makes him straight
>Decide to finally try out Black Cat post nerf>tfw waiting around for minutes at a time, fishing for coins so I can actually play the game>Most dives end in failure, can only do something when the team has momentumDamn. Okay, I've seen enough. This is pointless. I'm not even gonna hold out hope for buffs.
>>570623363I like the earring and the mohawk, and everything below the neck is hot. I dont like how flat and wide his face his though and how much the lighter part contrasts with the rest. Could be worse though, depending on the artist some comic/cartoon Rocket designs are truly awful.
>>570623513yeah cat is ass now, and with the 'bug fix' her uptime is horrendous now
gamin4hope quit OW for rivals
>>570623802Wasn’t he the sped or something
>>570623513GOODEVERY SINGLE FUCKING BLACK CAT "MAIN" WAS SAYING SHE ISN'T OP SHE WASN'T GAME BREAKING SHE WASN'T GENUINELY THE SINGLE MOST OP CHARACTER EVER ADDED TO THE GAMESHE DESERVED TO BE NOTHINGYOU PLAYERS DESERVE TO BE NOTHINGYOU SHOULD BE LESS THAN WIDOW
>>570623695For the record my least favorite Rocket design is most likely this one.It's so fucking bad, I can't stand even looking at it.
>>570622547we all know it's not gonna look anything close to that...
Are you SWAMP GAMING?
anyone else keep getting this fur fag in every game telling people to go watch his fur fag twitch channel?
>>570624032What the FUCK is that
>>570624516Try leaving his Group.
>>570624517A raccoon, obviously.
>>570622547you can give them the money right now
>>570623075EOS soon
The amount of gold shitters that literally can't look up is insane.
Soon
>1 final hit on mantis but 46 assists damage amping cyclops is funny
>>570625527Luna's swimsuit is so fucking weird
whats going on with the game this season? 99% of the time im having to either go healer to actually heal the team or just watch supports bury their own team with stupid plays, countered picks etc.
>>570625654It's like that because half her body will give you frostbite if you so much as even grazed it.
>>570623513>tfw waiting around for minutes at a time, fishing for coins so I can actually play the gameConfirmed shitter, her ability to earn coins didn't change and only her situational items got increased in cost slightly.>Most dives end in failure, can only do something when the team has momentumDoubly confirmed as a shitter.
>>570625654how so
>>570625527another blackation, director?
>>570625872T&A too small
>>570625867she can't play nearly as aggressively since she only has one dash, meaning she's generating less money and overall playing slower. it was deserved though i love seeing diveniggers who think they're above everyone else eat shit
>>570625867>her ability to earn coins didn't changeThey did
>>570626297She became less retard proof and you need to use her double jump resets more, which is too complicated for shitters despite being piss easy.Double dashes is a cancer in this game and makes players actively worse at the game because they never bother to learn proper cooldown management, positioning and neutral play.
>>570626706that's cool and all but she still objectively earns less money than she used to
Cyclops is the first balanced DPS they're released since Deadpool, and of course the discordtrannies and predditors are crying about him already.
>>570624032pug
>>570626874discourse around the game is dominated by low skill supports
I want to learn how to play Rogue, someone teach me please
tourist here, what is the current aftermath of the kingsman drama since the start of the year? did the girls really get cancelled?
>>570626417>They didNo and her main source of fortune was Turn of Fortune which is on 5s cd and has 30m range, so even if you suck ass you just hang around your team and poke the enemy tank twice before starting your dive and mid dive you'd be using it anyway for fortune and bonus hp.If a BC player says it's too hard to gain fortune, they suck megacocks either because they can't get fortune or they mindlessly blow their load while whiffing shit, or both.
>>570627214he got raped by guangguang and Zhiyong
>>570626770>that's cool and all but she still objectively earns less money than she used toExplain in detail how and why you suddenly can't afford anything. I need a laugh.
>>570627214was curious as well few days back, never really followed any of them but only seen zazza on twitter continues as usual, crashes out big W's on blackwidow getting a bikini and other normal stuff, even people replying to her with the kingsman drama context, she makes harmless jokes about it etc
>>570624032Yeah that’s just comically bad>>570624191True…
>>570627451>>570626297
>>570627281NTA nor am I arguing against your point. But they did hotfix her dash, making it so it’ll only give you a flat 150 coins regardless of how many are hit with it.
"GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS" goes way harder then a winning hand
>can't run a full X-Men team because only one support is X-Men>DPS category slammed full of themWhy were Storm or Cyclops not supports again?
>>570628848Gambit is a cave man who refers to himself in the third person
>>570628952you only need one
>>570628952I guess you could run suppool, and a solo tank mag and it could work, albeit pretty hard
>>570626297Oh no she plays like iron fist, maybe we should give him 2 kicks instead.
>>570628965im aware the french are disabled
>>570627001Leave one ability for escape don't unload the full kit.Absorb a dps before you ult for extra damage.Don't be dumb.>>570628952Nigga you're getting Jubilee next season.
>>570628409>esports
mayli is the next hero in marvel rivals
>>570629236iron who?
>>570629440Expensive money sink, but hey free units for predicting random teams is pretty cool
>>570627214nah they're both chilling now
Mantis season
do tanks need a slight buff to the point where you can regularly solo tank, or would that break things with people just running a ton of tanks
>>570630285>gyaru mantis
>>570627214niggerman got the attention he wanted and probably makes more than the tournament win would of brought. Dunno about the female, guessing still living life on ez mode.
>>570630319I'm in favor of some sort of buff and debuff for roles depending on the number of players on each
>>570630656Based on the number of tanks playing or for all three roles?
Your #1 NA team.
>>570631141Not even Id fuck any of them and I have most normal people would consider to be pretty low standards.
>>570613176Based
just yoinked 4 people into scotts ult as rogue
>>570630319If a tank is strong enough to solo tank, it’ll be fucked by fighting against two tanks. Nerfing the healing would mean at least your team can damage diff them, and the particular plays made by the solo tank becoming more powerful
>>570631141>weak looking ones are the tanks>healthy looking ones are dps>troon looking ones are supportlol
>We lost a 2/3/1 >Because Luna was trying to play DPS and goes 0/11 in the first round>Only healed 20k totalWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS RANKED?
>>570631665one of them is a troon
>>570631780no fucking way, i need to hire a detective to figure out which one
>>570632113My money is on She-Man
>>570632113its Forkydog
>>570632194kek
8 shots for Cyclops is way too low, and the reload is really slow, he needs a buff
Cyclops' ass is way too flat. He needs a buff.
Cat wife and her wife
console players are legit fucking retarded theyre the only ones who spam the voice changer bullshit.
How is Luna in the game like this? Most ridiculous character by ten million miles and never gets complained about enough. A support is literally the best dps in the game.
chun-li skin for emma when?
Still waiting for the MJ npc netease. Tokon understood it was a requirement.
>>570632825The day i can turn crossplay off in QP is the day i will kiss the ground in gratitude. It's absurd just how bad console players are. When you have people on your team that are barely even participating in the game and just standing on fringes of the map chilling all game and when you watch them you see them move like a retard you just know it's a console player. >barely get any heals>stand directly in front of healer>still get barely any heals>total lack of awareness of anything going on at all>press P to bring up social menu>see the xbox and playstation logosEvery single time.
And mantis is faggoty too
>Want to main cyclops>He gets banned or picked almost every matchThis game is so tiring.When will we have a queue like deadlock? Where you just pick the character you want and you start with that?
>>570633062We have literally talked about this for over a year now, and nothing is going to change because zhiyong is fucking retarded.Zhiyong is so fucking retarded in fact, that he would rather Gambit be banned for another 6 months than just nerf the ultimate effectively making him B-C tier because for some unknown reason; zhiyong is OBSSESSED with winrates so even a 49.99% winrate like Starlord was before warrents a retardedly strong buff for an already popular character.He is literally incapable of doing anything right, while simultaneously somehow creating new characters that fundementally ruin the game in different ways.The last thing he did was nerf cap and that happened in 1.5 or 2.0. This chinkoid is just fucking dogshit, and honestly he's infinitely worse than Trannyizzard because even those fucktards on overwatch did way more stuff within a year than zhiyong did in almost 2 years now.
>pcuckold melty hours again
>reddit spacing
>>570632825I used to think they suck because they have to play with gyroless controllers, but they don't even do well on heroes that don't need KBM. Unironically I think it's just that people with three digit IQs don't buy consoles.
>>570633804>complete sentencesdamn you know the zoomers are going to be "malding" or whatever
give me some trannycoded nicknames i can use for my new account (seriously)
Best ship out of this EoS game
>>570633691It's not gay because her man is a woman and loving a woman is the straightest shit you can do.
>>570634064just be yourself, everyone will pick up on your trannyism immediately
>>570634064Any variation that includes the words "puppy girl" are the most trooncoded nicks you can have
>>570634064eveylnmost identifiable tranny name
>>570633130Why would she be Chun-Li? Wouldn't that make sense for Angela?
>>570628952 Because that would have been retarded when we have a handful of mutants that fit that role better >>570629272He isn’t French genius
>>5706323688 ammo is almost too much, considering he has an alt fire, and two ricochets which gets cooldown reduction by both of these. Enjoy your this moment
>>570634352the creatures living in the bayou are larping as the french
Lets list off things zhiyong did that made the game worseI'll starthe invented an entirely new system for stun just because he didnt want to invis's pull push ability
>>570634064They always love to pick names that can't have a male counterpart, they always go for shit like>Belladonna>Carmen>Lindsay
>>570625867>her ability to earn coins didn't changeit literally did, you can't gain extra coins from hitting multiple targets with her dash or whips and she's down to one dash from twoshe generates way less coin now
months ago you guys didn't believe me when I told ya summer lady loki was coming and that buying regular lady loki was a waste :(
i actually dont know what the left bar does and im almost level 15 on rogue
>>570633914It's not that smart people don't buy consoles, it's that consoles have a place and purpose as does keyboard and mouse PC. You have to know their places and purposes. FPS type games are not meant for controllers. They're just not. You lack the finesse and precision of a mouse. You literally can't move the camera properly while also pressing other buttons at once in intense fast react moments. You will NEVER compare to someone using a mouse of a similar skill level.Controllers are better than keyboard and mouse for many games though, mostly 3rd person action adventure type games. Like elden ring or crimson desert or whatever plays better with a controller by far it's not even a contest so if you have a console for games like that it's perfect. Only a retard would play marvel rivals on a console.
Gambit ult shouldn’t heal anything, and should have 0 ult acceleration. Literally the easiest fix ever, and it would still be an extremely strong ultimate
>>570634084>>570634064>>570633130>>570613543which slut should I jerk off to
>>570634781Makes your punch hot harder
>>570631141>swamp gaming>we only hire locals
>>570635020him
Is Fantastic's skill ceiling high or low?
>>570635749he got none
>>570634186>>570634238>>570634491puppy girl are usually femboys and evelyn is a terrible ign, same with all the other real names
>>570635980use any name with lilith, people will instantly know your a school shooter on HRT
>>570629331>Leave one ability for escape don't unload the full kit.>Absorb a dps before you ult for extra damage.>Don't be dumb.Cool, thanksGive me more though. Any important combos to know with her maybe?
>>570634484he buffed niggers
>>570631665any of those looking "healthy"
>>570635749You’re better off learning from fantastic OTPs. I know very little to even say
Is Gambit still must ban or is he just ok now?
why do playstation blacks always have their mic open?
>>570635980>puppy girl are usually femboysFemboys always use "boi" in their names and cock related innuendo.
now I can relax
>>570636707The controller has a mic built in that's on by default.
>>570636318Exactly >>570635662Lucky Felicia
>>570634109>>570634084Loki won>>570634064Edward won>>570634701I believed you though I can understand why others didn’t
>>570634841But some of the best players in this game use a controller
Every inch.Every ounce.Every atom.Built for the Blade.
Peter's property. Jeets need not humiliate themselves.
>>570634841>It's not that smart people don't buy consolesActually, it is.
Guys, how do I play Wolverine? Do I flank and sneak up on targets from the sides, regardless of class, and push them into my team? Do I just go strait ahead and peel for a tank? Do I pop the rage ability before engaging, or after when I'm low on health?
I think Batman has a good chance of getting added to this game, actually. DC could strike a deal with Marvel.
>>570638075Good morning, saars.
why is this allowed?
>>570634186>puppy girlWhat is it with trannies and "puppy girl"? I see it all the time
>join tigah division. listen to me yap abou tigah deevision. you have secret 4 tigah division?Playing Fox makes me want to mute the gamegreat abilities though. I hope Jubilee is as fun as her and not a shitty third support or someone with a heal field ult
>>570638317Get in the tank's face and stay there, and hope your healer isn't brain dead.
>>570638394we already have schizo retard discount batman we don't need boring post-conroy batman
Hey, guys. It's me, your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man. Not feeling too great.MJ called earlier today and just straight up told me she doesn't want to be exclusive anymore. Kinda saw that one coming. She's dropped a lot of small hints recently, like last night when we were out at dinner but she was looking at her phone texting some dude the whole time. It was some dude whose name started with the letter B. Benjamin? Bennett? Blake? Brooks? Don't know.Anyway, after that happened I called Black Cat and asked if she was busy. She said she had some time to hang out, so I swung by her place. Still, even with Felicia, things were... different. She seemed more cold and casual. I never expected that from Felicia, and I couldn't figure out why it was happening until he arrived.I'd never seen someone wear a black leather trench coat and shades so well. Coldest fade I've ever seen, too. He moved with the smooth gravitas of a Greek god. And that body? Those muscles? Those arms? The way those chiseled, ebony cheekbones gleamed in the moonlight?Immaculate. Apparently Felicia's been seeing him for a while now. He told me he'd heard about MJ and said he was sorry, too. I don't know how he found out so soon, since I only told Felicia, but whatever. Felicia finished changing and then let me know I could spend the night there if I wanted, since she was going to spend the night at his place.I said I was fine. Then he gave me a pat on the back, and they left. I couldn't believe it. I always figured Felicia would wait for me. She said she'd wait... but I guess things change, and new people come into the picture sometimes. You guys wanna know the worst part? The absolute WORST part? Deep down, I always felt like I was never really enough for her, for Felicia. But him? That couldn't be further from the truth. They actually looked perfect for each other.
It's like they playtest the character by playing as them and then never play against them.
that's just fuckin sad that he spent time writing that
>>570638639MTF trannies are inherently submissive, they believe themselves to be cute, while also desiring to give up any sense of responsibility and let their lives be dictated by a dominant figure. Puppies are seen as inherently submissive, cute, and let their lives be dictated by a dominant figure.
Nice fantasy, jeet. But this is Peter's property. Never forget it.
>>570638639troons are just doing their best to be the girls they see in their porn, and as anime watcher porn addicts there's a lot of dogs
>>570634781It charge up your southren brawl. Max damage is 130. It's kinda hard to charge, you need to use her block like a parry.
>>570638394You mean Punchline will be added when to the game. >>570636616You know how the game nerfed the team up but buffed rogue? That's because you're never getting the team up because Gambit's still always going to be banned, and they know it.
>>570639171fucking kek spider cucks in SHAMBLES
>>570639171
it's even replying to itself because his post didn't get the replies he wanted LOL
Who is the easiest hero to dominate the newest 18v18 map with?
>>570639401It was generated with AI like every other "The Blade" fantasy posted by jeets in this general
Luna is currently the most busted thing in Doom matches. You cannot duel her as DPS.
All they need to do is make it so that when Luna puts her flake on herself, she doesn't get the damage boost from it.Boom.She's fixed.
>>570639559>fucking kek spider cucks in SHAMBLES
>>570638823So just brute force the frontline?
>>570639531They buffed now its easier to charge
>>570639738The new map was deliberately designed for Cyclops ricochet spam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mp72xUirfs&t=317s>My god... Felicia, the fuck was that? The Blade been alive centuries. Done slain entire nests of vamps. Shit that would kill a normal man. But you? Girl, you done just about drained the Daywalker dry. Ain't no succubi ever sucked the soul out the Blade like that. Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga?>>Petey taught me...>Peter Parker? Spider-Man? That scrawny web-slingin' punk? Girl, don't play. Boy out in the streets doin' backflips in tights. Ain't no way he got yo pussy clenchin' like that, yo tongue swirlin' like that. Who got you movin' different, for real?>>I told you, babe... Petey taught me...>You serious? Damn. Who knew the boyscout had it in him. Had you in ridin' dick like you tryna exorcise demons, archin' and throwin' that thang back on the Blade while lookin' back. That's some Cirque du Soleil pussy now, shit. Petey taught you allat?>>Sure did... Petey taught me...>The Blade was piercin' parts of yo pussy I'd never fucked before. I was like "hol up, I never been here before. I never even seen this part of pussy town before." It's like you got this shit reupholstered or some shit. The fuck happened? You tellin' me Petey got yo pussy all reupholstered?>>Petey reupholstered my pussy... but it's yours to carve up now, Blade. Try to keep up, 'cause this pussy's still got plenty more nasty tricks that even Petey never got to try...>So the itsy bitsy spider got you trained, but only the Daywalker gets the real deal? Hell yeah. Tell that web-head the Blade said thanks. Know what, next time I see his ass swingin' 'round, I'm buyin' him two pizzas and a thank-you card. Least I can do after the punk got you prepped for the Blade.>>Petey taught me... but this pussy is Blade property now. Petey couldn't handle me like you can. Now, be a good boy and lay down for me while I get that blade pumpin' again... this kitty needs some milk.>Petey taught you well, Petey taught you well...
>>570640153Why are jeets like this
Jeets gaining access to AI is going to destroy civilization
How big will White Fox and Lady Loki's asses be in the summer outfits?
Good to know I can get this jeet's blood boiling by simply posting "Peter's property". I'm gonna make Rajesh combust with rage by reminding him he'll never be white.
>>570640394Indians don't want to be white, they want to be black.
this jeet is fuming
I heard blade sucks cocks
>>570638317He's a brawl character and so he's more of a counterpick than someone you can just run all the time into any comp. Best Wolv scenario:>enemy team running brawl tanks or shield tanks like Mag, Strange, Groot>you're on offense so you can an actual "healing factor" brawling on the card>there's a pit near the point you can dump people into for free kills>enemy has no Wolv counters and no pokers to shoot you from afar>you have Rocket to give you a jump pack to extend your leap to absurdityWorst Wolv scenario:>enemy team has strong poke and will just constantly potshot you from afar so you have to hide to kidnap tanks>you're solo queueing and so your team has no idea how to play with a Wolv and doesn't focus your kidnaps or heal you on the grab>enemy tanks know how to play around Wolverine and use their built-in countersHe is one of the best characters in the game to just jump through a portal in OT with and brawl on the point. However, he is probably also the most team dependent DPS in the game because you really need everyone to be onboard with the Wolverine program so that they're healing you and shooting your kidnaps, otherwise you'll just grab a tank, do no damage yourself, and maybe just die doing it. Wolv has remarkably low damage unless at 100% Rage.
>>570640490>Y'all already know the Blade be puttin' the black in this pussy.
Y'all already know the Blade be puttin' the black in this cat.
he's spamming now too, he actually is fuming LOL
>>570640710Jeets being cringe is just part of their nature. They literally don't know how to behave and operate like normal people.
I might start filtering the word 'Blade'. I don't really care if it filters out actual game discussion regarding Blade because that hero is a background character NPC in this game anyway.
>person A is posting ridiculous over the top fanfic tier shitpost ships>person B is explicitly mocking someone else with racism and schizo babbleCall me crazy but to me it sounds like the first person is just having fun while the second person is acting out of emotion and anger
Someone give me CA tips, I cant kill anyone with him before I get melted.
>>570641115The best part is that you don't actually have to filter out "Blade", just "The Blade" because the jeets genuinely believe he talks about himself in third person so when they ERP as him, they always use "The Blade".
>>570611540Why does Punisher shotgun get to do sixteen billion damage and he can also smokebomb you and zipline away if he's feeling threatened and also his rifle is very good damage at mid to long ranges too Like I'm seeing people swap to punisher now to counter dive and it basically makes it impossible to survive, even if you're a tank too
>>570641219person A is doing it as a reaction to being provoked, so they are being emotional and angry
>>570640570You heard correct (Dracula’s)>>570640631>deletedFucking finally>>570641115Do it there’s literally nothing to he lost by doing so
>>570641339erm barance?
>>570641219>top fanfic tierInterracial cuckoldry is never "top" in anything, even when it happens in canon like with Paul
>>570637865don’t contradict his narrative just let him huff his own farts
Get Blade be gettin' all up innat.
>>570641219>'account made in india'>posting over the top racebait shitposts>haha he's just having fun guysYou're crazy
>>570638394You already have a bootleg Jewish schizo smelly moon themed batman rip off we’re not getting the kino super genius caped crusader
>>570640239Born in poop, raised in poop.
>>570641427>PaulNo one would relate to a secular jew who was buried as a christian.
>>570636080Still kinda crazy how memory holed that is. Virtually zero coverage of it anywhere.
Built for the Blade.
>>570639623>>570639575>>570639963at least now we know who’s behind certain posts and what upsets him
>>570641717Jeets unironically spammed him all over /co/ until his death last month
I'd like a version of the two 18v18 modes that forced hero uniqueness.
>>570641773I thought gwenschizo was polish
I know I can mute individual mics, but is there a way to just not join voice chat to begin with? I literally never want to hear from you people.
We ain't forgettin' 'bout this hoe either, though. She built and bred for the Blade. Ain't no other explanation for the way this cum-i-hoe be movin' in that tight ass pantsuit.
>>570641960Yeah, it should be an option in the audio section.
>SAAR HE CALLS HIMSELF THE BLADE SAARactually his name is Blade there is no>FUCK YOU BLOODY SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE THE
this filter works wonders
>>570642115Oh, the jeet is MAD mad now
>>570642115Actually his name is Eric Brooks
>>570642158the jeets are the ones calling him The Blade though and not Blade
Sometimes I wish Blade never woke up
notice how the jeets glorify Blade and not Black Panther?This is because Jeets do not believe Africans can have a society more advanced than them when even modern day Africa is more advanced than India
>>570642342If it wasn't Blade, it was going to be another black character. Imagine how bad shit is going to get when they finally put in Miles.
Don't even get me started on this lil' hoe right here. The Blade saw this brat pull out her soulsword or whatever the fuck and was like "Hell nah, that ain't nothin'." Had to whip it out and show ol' girl what a real Blade can do.
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE GOONGOON
>>570642482There aren't going to be any more big oiled up punchy muscle guys in this game.
>>570641339Because his escapes are kind of shit compared to other heroes.
That's enough for today, tomorrow we get the skin!
And Luna Hoe? Shiiit, man, do the Blade even gotta say it? Y'all already know that soon as this k-pop hoe get a tip of the Blade she be singin' notes high as the sky. The Blade got Luna Hoe heatin' the hell up.
>>570642396miles is a little dweeb though, eric is an honorary aryan (sorry jeetbro)
>>570641814Different person>570641219Totally not an obvious third person post at all
some of you are either insanely autistic or so deeply offended by interracial that the sight of it makes you lose any sense or reason because there's no other explanation for thinking these blade shitposts are anything other than someone taking the piss
>>570643106>some of you are either insanely autistic or so deeply offended by interracial that the sight of it makes you lose any sense or reason because there's no other explanation for thinking these blade shitposts are anything other than someone taking the piss
>>570643106>no other explanation for thinking these blade shitposts are anything other than someone taking the pisshave you not been on any of the other boards
Marvel Rivals
lolNamorThe King of Atlantis commands the tides with greater frequency! Namor's Monstro Spawns are getting a slight coverage increase.- Increase the Aquatic Dominion cooldown reduction granted when Trident of Neptune hits enemies from 1s to 1.3s.
>>570643212you are so dense and illiterate that it's painful
>>570643393but enough about you lets talk about marvel rivals
And ol' girl Mantis? Oh yeah, the Blade be carvin' her freaky ass up too, ain't no doubt.
>>570643569How many times have you ban evaded by now
Can the jannies do their fucking job and ban this retard for trolling?
>get cyclops>win>some other faggot gets cyclops>loseexasperating
>>570643106Hmmm i wonder what is more insanely autistic, people who complain about blade shitposts, or the guy making blade shitposts for literally months on end?You sound like a fag making a reddit post going "umm golly gee it's kind of not fun seeing so many posts complaining about things, so here is my post complaining about complaining".
C'mon, now. Ain't no sense in bein' mad at the Blade, y'all. The Blade was forged to carve these hoes up, same as these hoes was built to get carved up by the Blade.
DPS can't peel for shit
Y'all already know who and what this hoe built for.
I HATE CYCLOPS NERF THAT NIGGA NOW
>>570644045have you tried sticking to them and not staying 100 meters behind them
if i push my supports die to diveif i peel we never make any spacefuck do i do?
>>570644257Tanks engage, pussy
>>570643382That userscript is great. You should try experimenting the custom CSS solutions so you could put a condition to your filters.
i'm dumb and usually play brawl or dive niggas but sometimes i need to synergize (ew) with poke. are they any poke comp guys for people that can't aim very well>>570644045if they can't see you and you don't comm don't expect anything to happen.
>Had a game where my team followed up on the other tank and I pushing plays>Peni and whoever was with her flanked behind which took the attention of half the enemy away and led to the rest of us rushing their assesWhy is this so rare in solo queue?
>>570644665I look like this>>570643639Sorry chud only post at a time that’s too much work
The scoreboard probably needs to go. It doesn't offer enough information to be useful, but it does offer enough info for midwits to become hostile. You need to be able to see heals received, you'd need some way to show the tank that keeps running out alone, the healer that dumps heals into tanks and ignores the team, etc. It just gives people the illusion they know something they don't know and makes the overall game worse.
I still cant believe they havent changed Rockets armor packs by now.
>>570644045You mean strategists can't peel for shit, the niggers never heal eachother, and when they do they forget about everyone else, and even if a DPS or tank peels they can expect to not be healed and die when they switch targets, and there's really no easier target to dive than a DPS, because strategists will never peel for a DPS who has less self defense methods than a strategist.
>>570642675>KIND OF SHITthis fucking nigger can just smoke bomb which blinds youand then just fucking zip away with his zipline easilythis is ignoring the fact that with shotgun he can just solo basically any character in the game who doesnt have a deflect
>convergence tokyo defense>enemy team gets pushed back by our shit comp with no tanks>suddenly here comes the champion bucky, strange, luna, and emmafaggots sweat so hard in quickplay it's so funny
Hilarious that this piece of shit is a better diver/melee character than actual melee divers.Totally fair and balanced.https://x.com/softaimsuppress/status/2066275973121601764
>>570645626They will absolutely never heal a dps. A tank will be at full health and they'll spam heals at it. Then they'll wonder why kills are low.
>join quickplay as a sub>play magneto for maybe a minute before we lose>get blamedcome on
>>570645845Why is Cyclops playing Punisher?
that's why raccoon has a high wr, can't avoid healing the DPS even if he isn't aiming directly at them, can't really avoid rezzing them if they die first. gets good target prio off not having any choice
>>570644665>if they can't see youRight fucking in front of them
>>570643797Character rank should give priority picking power desu tired of these faguettes.
>>570643382You can display the filter reason??
IM FUCKING TIRED OF DPS PLAYING JEFFS>Don't yell at Jeff players! The complaint is old hat! Fuck you. I'm sick of this shit. I keep getting crap Jeff lords who have the worst positioning, and are flanking DPS spraying, not doing their fucking jobs
>>570646287Sometimes you need your hitscan to hurt instead of just looking cool.
>>570646534>The complaint is old hat!It is, stfu already.
so is that how cyclops fights in the comics, he just fucking flies around in the sky drifting through the air at all times
>>570646710no he usually punches people a bunch too
>>570643625its easily in the dozens by now. likely more. guy has been at this for a while.
>>570647024I doubt he gets banned, more likely you get banned for report abuse for reporting his spam
>>570646607Stop being shit and the complaints will stop.
>>570646607Then stop doing it, fucker. People are sick of you
>>570646710No, they don't really know how to use the license or make characters that fit the role without changing them fundamentally. Instead of his hanzo scatter he should have had a wide angle knock back beam like in every other cyclops game. He can ricochet beams but its way overstated here.
the game is good, but these maps suck so hard
>>570646420is does that by default with 4chanx
>>570646710>>570647404They're trying to invoke this. https://youtu.be/Cs2tLrgO3BkWhich isn't anything new. You all expect him to stand still or something
playing melee is fucking suffering right now, god damn scott is miserable to play against
>>570647565my only cyclops experience is episodes of the 90's xmen and xmen evolution i just didnt expect him to be a flier
I don't understand players claiming tanks have a "victim complex" when they're arguably the most abused and thankless class in the game. They get zero duelist support, often have to solo, most players somehow are ignorant to their importance to take ground/run interference, and lately half the time healers don't even want to heal them. It's insane. They actively exist to make DPS's lives easier, yet ego prevents Duelists from engaging the same targets.
>>570647565>You all expect him to stand still or somethingNo, he can be agile and should be, but flying around without Angel to carry him is kind of lame.
>>570647565no he just shouldn't be flying. he's usually a pretty punchy guy in the comics and most adaptations like mvc2 or ultimate alliance not like a super long range fighter
Cyclops can fly on release but Adam Warlock had to wait 2 years to get microwaved Iron Man animations.
like 80% of my games have only had one tank for each team this season. did something happen?
>>570648637they nerfed dino
Okay for real there is an epidemic of retards picking support and just not healing. I don't know what the fuck is going on but it's just getting worse every day it seems. I literally can't even log on and enjoy a few games anymore because 9/10 of them i have at least two people who voluntarily instalock support before most other people even choose a character and yet none of them heal.People are too busy trying to play luna and white fox as dps characters. Jeffs are somehow too retarded to just stand with their group and bidet spray up their ass to heal his team while also doing piercing damage to the enemy team. People pick sue and their ults are actually invisible because i never see them use it for the team.What kind of brain eating bacteria have support mains contracted?
>>570644045If I'm on DPS and have to babysit you we already lost because it basically becomes a 3v5
people are negatively polarized against being a shameless healslut when it's usually the best way to win most ranked games
Maybe actually finish your kills instead of just charging the other team's ults and letting them escape? Maybe then the healers can heal and not also have to be backup dps as well?
>>570648637Shield tanks are fucking boring and pokeslop is more dominant than ever.
>>570649408When the dpsers are also good and manage to kill people. Otherwise they are simply a healing dummy
>>570649019It's because support is better at dps than dps. It isn't a meme.
>>570649420Sometimes they get away, it happens. Especially when you get someone down to one shot and they have a healer and you don't.
>>570649856they're gonna lose the engagements specifically because they aren't getting heals in the 1 minute brawl engagement but the stoned rocket with his finger glued to right click pumping phonk through his headphones is still doing it
>>570649019>People are too busy trying to play luna and white fox as dps charactersIt is time to bring back Atlas Agents team-up.
>>570650152me on the right
>>570649992They get away because you miss 70% of your shots and don't know how to move any direction other than straight foward.
Wasn't nig girl supposed to get free after cyclops came out and ride on DD?
>>570650270No, that's a self aggrandizing fantasy you have.
Supports get mad at dps despite playing the most overpowered role and often having minimal impact because they think the job of dps is to carry them to victory. They want dps to make the game happen while they mindlessly spam heals at a tank.
>>570648082>>570648193He's not flying...
>>570650543No dude she’s a kid she can’t be in her or something>>570648193>>570648082I agree the most we’ve ever really seen him do usually is slow his falls which would have been cooler here honestly>>570648527Chinese priorities
>X-Men team options: Mag, Emma, Rogue, Storm, Magik, Cyclops, Wanda, Jean, Wolv, Gambit, X-Force Medpool kinda>Avengers team options: Cap, Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, Bucky, Widow, Panther, uh Loki and Jeff healers?>Guardians of the Galaxy team options: Groot, StarLord, Mantis, Rocket, AdamIf we got Drax or Gamorra we could get a Guardians full team going. Inhumans would be cool too but that'll take forever and LockJaw is the only cool character to add, other than maybe Bolt I guess. If we got Valkyrie as a strategist and Beta Ray bill as a DPS we could have an "Asgardian" team of Thor, Angela, Hela, Bill, Valkyrie, Loki. Angela and Bill are sort of more Asgard adjacent but still.
>>570649019I'm noticing an uptick in healers not healing too. And when they do, it's usually not tanks for some reason. Why the hell do tanks have to beg for healing? It's insane
average support is bad because of bad unimpactful heals not because they shouldn't be healing
>>570650935You win by killing the other team so they can't do the objective. The job of dps is to kill. Get kills.
>>570651417The game has roles for a reason. Play yours.
>>570630319The damage in this game is absurdly high. It needs to be nerfed to the point where tanks don't explode without a healer up their asses. After nerfing the damage, you would be able to nerf healing, so that supports can’t just neglect all incoming damage. But this will never happen, because nerfing the damage would basically require overhauling the game, as slapping, for example, 30% damage reduction on Punisher is very different from slapping 30% damage reduction on Spider Man.
>>570651920negate
You're playing the most brain dead, entitled role that was mostly designed for female and trans mercy mains to feel like they're playing too. Don't get uppity.
>>570652406Our game
>>570648193>mvc2 and ultimate allianceNo shit that a fighting game and a beat em up rpg will have cyclops throw 2-3 punches and kicks. It's not like a surprise that the guy who's only skill is shooting lasers shoots nothing but lasers. You end up with hawkeye with his shitty sword that doesn't play into anything asking for him to start throwing punches.
>>570652406
Without fail, every single time someone starts ranting about healers their arguments always boil down to incel shit.
Four more sleeps until mommies summer cheeks are free!
>>570653105He's just baiting.
>Without fail, every single time someone starts ranting about healers their arguments always boil down to incel shit.
ADD BIG BERTHA
Scarlet Witch AI bots are legit the toughest thing in the game.
>>570653569why did you post a selfie
How are people using aimbots? I know they are.
these are the fags playing
>>570654108I miss the days when weebs and other degens like these people were bullied online, so you'd rarely see them act like this in public.
>>570654108tranime people constantly need to signal to other tranimes that they watch the same gay cartoons, it's bizarre
>>570653794https://vocaroo.com/1m7yG17IyoXE
>>570654627you can hear the typical modulation from an AI voice lol. fail
>>570654627>>570654718bodied that freak
>just got another 1000 units from achievement milestones and converting chrono rush stuff into unitsmaybe my bank account will survive these summer skins after all...
>>570654627post tits tranny
>570654627Sounds like a kid. This user is underage.
>>570654835we're getting 2500 from the event too but you just know one of the skins is going to cost 2200 so you need more
>>570655079I've already got a solid amount of units/lattice ready to goIf some of these look REALLY good though I may need to dip into my next paycheck when I get it on friday
>>570655276which ones you getting broils? we know the passes are real currency while the bundles might just be earned currency
>>570655370>GuaranteeReed, Spiderman, CnD (Unless Reed is free then I'll probably just unlock him and ignore the other two)DaredevilLokiWhite Fox>Maybe (depends on how good them look/bundle pricing)CapEmma FrostBlack Widow>No thanks broStrange
poor hulk he gets deleted so fast when alone
>>570656114every tank in the game gets insta deleted when they're alone except maybe cap because of his mobility and shield
I don’t get the Hood hate. He is not a bad pick at all and could make for an interesting tank. Execution on the other hand is another matter.
>go to practice new character in QP>Get sweaty tranny stacks
so hard to get the timing of this, especially once he flies
stop forcing mantis
>>570656803You will learn to take cover. You will accept my damage buff. You will patiently wait 3 seconds while I recharge an orb to heal you.
>>570656982guh y-yes mistress
>>570639879mr fent can handle her
>>570656475>win a bajillion games in a row in other non-ranked modes>want to go back to quickplay
>>570656114>>570656696why did you post a vocaroo of your voice you weird fuck
also fun to peel with as the rest of my team is busy fighting for cart>>570657241that wasn't me. must have been cutelow
>>570637154Wait what? There's a redemption limit?
>>570657385isn't cutelow a dude?
>>570637154What's the limit for that? I've seen 8 and 10
I wish there was a way to only get bot matches in quick play. I only give a shit about farming the proficiency avatars, and they're so much quicker and with less drama.
>>570657602lose 3 matches on purpose sometimes you need 4 then you'll get one then you will get a real one so lose that then it will keep alternating if you keep losing your real matches
>>570657602>I only give a shit about farming the proficiency avatarsJust spam 18v18 with AI
You did get it right?
>>570658000What virus shit is this
>>570658000oh my fucking god i posted in the wrong general lol, atleast i got trips.
>>570657991I do spam it, but there's a limit on how many you can do a day, and the quick play is a separate limit.
Are the upgraded Katanas and upgraded Hijinxs still any good with Tankpool?
my wife
>elboy couldn't help but announce it was HIM posting the wrong shit in the wrong general
>>570659643she's a freshman
Venom.. sex
Who is the easiest character to get every blue lattice on the vampire mode from scratch
>>570660246thor
>lord zesty panther thought he could eat the backline all dayBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT
>>570660246Thor by far. Copy the top build on the leaderboard and get legendaries with the exact bonuses and you too can just AFK farm.
So how do you play dino now that his overheal has been gutted? Previously he got shredded by poke but could sustain himrself in the fray thanks to his overshield, but now it feels like he gets shredded no matter what even against teams he used to thrive against.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-966m-mLQZ8
>>570660972you don'tif he was at least some popular character like juggernaut then yeah, you could play him for the cool factor
>emote nerfedNo refunds.
>>570661696Kinda fucks up the reference
Alli play is brawlers and melee, I'm already sick of cyclops
Remember: if you're making Wolverine mains feel bad, you're playing the game right.
https://files.catbox.moe/bqnfwr.mp4
mantis season!
>>570653105I just fucking pray to God when my team runs 3 heals I can get a single fucking heal as the solo tank, instead of watching my invis walk into a different fucking map and die solo 4 zip codes away then complain about getting dove
I don't like Venom, he's scary.
>>570662162Every season.
Remember: if you're making Spider-Man mains feel bad, you're playing the game right.
I never feel bad though.
Remember: this is a mother.
Stop making Rogue mains feel bad I already don't get to see gambit in most games
divers hate this one simple trick!
elsexyboydubs = new name for my account
>>570657462>>5706575911500
Instead of nerfing dino they should have buffed every other tankRole has sucked for seasons and now it's gone back to sucking
From now on, if anyone asks me to switch it's black widow and emotes
>>570664308do the squat one...
>>570663096Franklin is so lucky...
>>570666043Do you think she gives him nursing handjobs?
>>570646332So Rocket is the Mercy of this game? Got it
>>570666259Nightly. It's the only way he can get to sleep.
>>570666351Yeah, him and Jeff are the two characters that people play when they want to turn off their brain and get carried.
>>570663096The Blade be lucky as hell nigga damn!!!!
>>570666593The jeet is ban evading again
>>570666731ive been telling ragers and gloaters they are behaving like indians. everyone is insulted by it, everyone knows how insulting it is. its great how an entire race is an insult now.i hate indians so much its unreal.im currently muted for 24 hours.
EXTREME FARTS
>>570668656black cat sniffa
>they gave DD only 2 fingerswhy? why not fix that shitty design flaw?he's not a normal t-rex, he needed a damn thump!!
This is Peter, your friendly neighborhood agent for the night.
>just claimed the contents of like 4 different event passes all at oncethere's something so satisfying to me about letting an entire pass fill up and then claiming the whole thing once I finish it
There is nothing satisfying about being a perpetual paypig.
skin when? gotta be legendary since white crown of the phoenix wasn't
Black Widow's swimsuit better come with a dancing emote like mantis so I can taunt my team while going triple negative
>pet avengers mentioned in DD's loreSOON!
they will probably some sort of cosmetic
"To me, my X-Men" Cyclops yells out as he lays on the bed nude, legs spread.
>>570672818Calm down emma
Yoink!
>>570673064*misses*
>>570652609sad but true>>570652618yeah he’s not a slouch in h2h but Netease has always focused on making gimmick a characters main thing than anything else
>>570659643Ok Edward>>570662293He’ll make you feel good just accept him
>>570662293kinda opposite for me but in a fetishized way
>>570673064*gets nerfed*
cyclops doesn't feel as overpowered?
>>570674551He's perfectly mid right between Hela and Phoenix. Because of that he's going to be killed by a single nerf to his damage. Then he'll just be a shittier Hela with no reason to play him unless she's banned.
>>570647565>They're trying to invoke this.Wrong, they simply lack imagination and design skill, so fall back on making the exact same fucking kits over and over>a new ranged dps?>how about giving them knockback, slow, 2 evasive dashes, auto tracking and bouncing projectile attack and a big linear damage ult that does % based damage
>>570674825>Then he'll just be a shittier Hela with no reason to play him unless she's banned.I dislike his fall off, but otherwise he seems fine.
>>570647938>I don't understand players claiming tanks have a "victim complex"Because most of them are strategist mains that scream about peels and have a victim complex themselves.
>>570664136>Instead of nerfing dino they should have buffed every other tankDino shits on other tanks. Dino should've been a good tank, not a tank that dumpsters other tanks because it just turns into ouroboros.
>>570674960What's wrong with 2 evasive dash do you want to be a sitting duck? Can you retards use your brain once? Like do you not want to be able to react to anything, just auto die once a spiderman dives you? Can you explain this you fucking moron? Giving new heroes movement option is way to make them you dipshit.
dp has 0 stars, is he really that easy to play?
>>570675237Nop. It's absurdly hard
>>570675191>What's wrong with 2 evasive dashEverything is wrong with it and I shouldn't need to explain why and even if I did you wouldn't get it. This is /mrg/ so I don't waste time on close-minded tards like you. I've done that enough only for apes like you to plug your ears and just shitpost when you lose the argument.
>>570675378what lose your argument, you literally want heroes to be sitting ducks and only be saved by their supports which is complete fucking shit tier gameplay you giga moron. >OH VEY YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ESCAPE MY DIVE JUST DIEamazing game design no wonder nobody hires you.
Season 9 mantis will get buffs. I trust the plan.
>>570675175Maybe the other tanks would have been able to fight back if they weren't designed to be just a big target for dps and supports to farm ult on, every single time a tank turns out to be anything more than that they get their knees shattered for the sin of being fun to play.
>>570675505Ok, I'll waste my time on you retard just so you can prove me right. Again.A long range hitscan DPS should not have high mobility because in terms of balance they should be weak up close and should require good positioning and situational awareness, while also needing to stick a bit closer to allies (i.e. positioning).Adding 2 mobility/dash moves also trains players wrong, because it becomes a crutch and they never improve their positioning and situational awareness because they can get away with shitty positioning/awareness due to 2 dashes.It also makes the hero way more braindead to play, needing them to not think as much about how to use their skills.Propulsion Burst - Shift, should've been his only mobility tool. It is mobility and knockback+slow that can be used in multiple ways and knowing when and how to use it should've been a key part of playing the hero well. It would've been either a more support/offensive ranged knockback tool, used to get around the map or as an escape/defensive tool. But because you have Optic Ascent and Concussive Beam hover, you can way more mindlessly just throw Propulsion Blast out.This game in general is way too liberal with extreme mobility and is a flat out atrocious design decision for the game. So the game needs less of it, not more of that dumb shit that actively makes the entire game worse.
>>570675524>buffsShe don't even need buff.They just need to fix her retarded inaccurate crosshair.
>>570676105NO ONE IS READING ALLAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>570676105your entire argument = "i personally don't like mobile heroes"you have no reasoning for why mobility is bad
>>570675943>Maybe the other tanks would have been able to fight backDino deals huge amounts of % based damage, none of the tanks do good damage against the Dino, the Dino can kidnap the other tanks or throw them off ledges and can pop a bubble that moves with the Dino to block the enemy tanks healing.The only way for other tanks to 'fight back' would be to make it into an anti-tank arms race which is just dumb.
>>570675524they should just revert the changes to her boost
>>570676171>NO ONE IS READING ALLATCorrect, only midwits, close-minded apes and shitposters frequent this general. Which cements the point that any attempts at discussion or serious replies is utterly pointless.
>>570676360Hey. what are your thoughts on Batman making it in MR?
>>570671368Logan wore it better
>>570676105>2 dashes.there's one dash the other one flies you up to take high ground, and you're a pretty easy target there.>never improve their positioning and situational awareness because they can get away with shitty positioning/awareness due to 2 dashes.We get it you just want hitscan dps to not be able to react to anything just die once a dive player goes for them. >This game in general is way too liberal with extreme mobilityno it's not you nigger lmao it's called being balanced why the fuck do you want heroes with zero movement option you retarded cuck? Why the fuck do you want sitting ducks in a game with spiderman and magik? Are you fucking stupid nigger? Should ever range dps just hope their support is looking at the 24/7?
>>570676437That's me, not the particular anon you lost this argument to. It's nice to see literacy is so bewildering to you that you can't conceive of multiple people having it though. Now pull your string and repeat one of your preprogrammed phrases. Based!
>>570676105The reason why hitscan’s get this retarded mobility, is because the devs wants them to match the retarded mobility of other divers. I’d love to reduce mobility across the board, since it’ll actually make brawl heroes able to counter dive beyond silencing movement.
>>570676676you're not fooling anyone broski lmfao
>>570676220>your entire argument = "i personally don't like mobile heroes">you have no reasoning for why mobility is badYou completely lack basic reading comprehension. The only one with no arguments but emotional bias is you.Let me break down the points for you, so you can deflect again like the close-minded mitwit you are>ranged hitscan heroes should not have too high mobility because their weakness should be enemies up to close to them, for balancing. (i.e. not making heroes great at all ranges)>ranged hitscan heroes should require good positioning and situational awareness. they should know where to move and when, not mindlessly sit in the backline all match and if someone gets close they press 2 buttons and reset everything>too many mobility skills means players never improve their positioning and situational awareness, so they remain bad and rely on crutches>too many mobility skills means players never have to think about when and how to use their skills properly, since they can blow one for no repercussions. they never make proper decisions like "hm, should i hold back on using Propulsion Blast in case the diver I spotted (due to my situational awareness) could be coming or use it to reposition to high ground? should i move close to my team and not try to push off angle on the right when a diver might be there?">the game has an extreme amount of mobility already, especially for ranged heroes, and they keep adding more. which causes tons of issues for the game as a wholeGo ahead and dismiss all of it and deflect now, because you're close-minded.
>>570676809your entire argument is = "i personally don't like mobility"nothing you said here is objective
>>570676105>cries about too much movement>doesn't just play cs:go 2 because he would suck donkey ball thereWhy though? There are no movement option no cheap dashes all the weapons are fairly balanced.
ay yo nigga I kno u be making sentences n shieeet u can't be foolin me nigga shieeet I be too based for that shieeet Remember to tell everyone you're going to a big party too.
>>570676225"Fighting back" in the context of a team game with multiple character each with their own strengths and weaknesses doesn't always involve getting in a scrapfight against Mr.Brawl himself, who doesn't have anything but brawl and has plenty of holes the opposing team can use to "fight back". The problem is that every other tank doesn't do anything beyond being a bullet sponge and sometimes a bit of cc, there's a bunch of ways you can make them able to "fight back" without having to get into a melee with the designated brawl hero but they all involve giving them agency so netease will never implement them as tank is the designated cuck role.
>>570676809> You completely lack basic reading comprehensionVery common. Trying to talk to "people" here like they're real boys is like trying to converse with an animal.
>>570676990it's funny how you bring up this party thing when no one ever mentioned that. just shows that not getting invited to parties when you were in school is a touchy thing for you lol.
>>570676809>>ranged hitscan heroes should not have too high mobility because their weakness should be enemies up to close to them, for balancing. (i.e. not making heroes great at all ranges)>just turn the game into a shittier version of cs:goif you had control over this game it would be dead as maratroon shut the fuck up with your retarded ideas.
>>570676652>there's one dash the other one flies you up to take high ground, and you're a pretty easy target there.Optic Ascent launches you up in the air where you can move to a different elevation or hover for a bit while attacking the diver. You can then Propulsion Blast the enemy diver to knock them and yourself away while creating space to deal more damage to them. All the while Optic Ascent cooldowns is recovering.Most divers do not have good tools to deal with flying or airborne targets. Only Angela and Iron Fist reliably can and the latter is underpowered.>We get it you just want hitscan dps to not be able to react to anything just die once a dive player goes for them. Try using actual arguments instead of deflcting like a 5 year old whenever you can't think of a counter argument. We can infer from your statement that you think ranged hitscan DPS players and heroes should not have good positioning and situational awareness and thinks this is great game design.>no it's not you niggerThere is no other hero shooter and pretty much no other current game I can think of that has higher mobility than MR. Part of the reason MR has a number of issues like making it harder to track targets, players having horrid positioning, many heroes are overpowered, the devs feel that there needs to be a tons of cc (which is another big issue), etc. all stems from the extreme mobility in the game.
>>570676809They clearly don't give a single fuck about balance, it's all about fullfilling the hero "fantasy"The sooner you accept this and stop stressing over stuff the devs don't care about the better
>>570676878>>570677268see >>570675378 and >>570676360 and I accept your concession. I am right as always.
>>570677323>dive cuck literally butthurt that a poke character can get away from theml o l why do you not complain about last season black cat with 2 dashes who could kill you in a nano second? Oh, wait doesn't matter.
Do you want to tard wrangle your playerbase? Do this:1. Roster female characters into tanks2. Roster male characters into supports3. Roster a DPS everytime the opposite of no. 1 or 2 happens
>>570677178ay yo nigga how u be rememberin shieeet without me saying it first dis like magic yo!Relax, you want to look like a retard on the internet, remember? Me remembering all the dumb gay shit you do and say and making fun of it is actually all part of your dastardly master plan to get called a retarded faggot on the internet. Everything is going according to plan for you. I bet everyone on the party yacht is really impressed. Based kek cope based, amirite?
>>570677323>There is no other hero shooter and pretty much no other current game I can think of that has higher mobility than MR.And why is that bad again? Movement in video games is fun, having less movement option sucks dick.
>>570677268>update a week ago>already back to pre-update numbersJesus christ Bungie what are you doing
>>570677447Nice deflection and goalpost moving. Not as impressive as >>570677268 and used an entirely different game as a goalpost, but you're getting there. You too can become a giga retard if you try hard enough, so keep at it!
this guy is SEETHING all because he can't shoot spiderman when he's swinging lol
>>570677323>There is no other hero shooter and pretty much no other current game I can think of that has higher mobility than MRDeadlock, every hero has a shitton of movement options and tech just from the game's base mechanics without even taking into account items and their specific abilities
>>570677598Too much mobility is a pitfall many bad devs fall into. Restraint is important. Flight is a common mistake devs do. Like flight in some open world game is on paper fun, but then players just fly over all content, don't think about how to move around in the environment, avoid fighting enemies, don't platform or use tools to get around obstacles in creative ways and so on, so it ends up making traversing through the game boring but most players will still keep doing it despite it leading to boredom because it feels more convenient. A good designer protects players from themselves.
And now the not-replies when embarrassed and angry, like clockwork. You can't help but laugh. I'm fine with Spider-Man, I can just scatter shot him now. The only overly mobile character is Luna IMO. But I know everybody who doesn't speak in meme pidgin is secretly the same ur-nemesis. I'll check back on your mental health episode in a few hours, "nigga".
>>570677765>>There is no other hero shooter and pretty much no other current game I can think of that has higher mobility than MR>DeadlockLMFAO, no. That is also different and I don't have the interest in breaking it down again when multiple clowns deflected my attempt multiple times prior. Get real, midwit.
>>570677964you sound very mad
>his entire argument is hitscan shouldn't have movement options for whatever reasonlol literally the main reason why punisher is so boring because his zip line sucks as movement option.
Never ask a dive hater to play dive heroes and do well.
>>570678083Ummm... don't you just jump on the enemy and shoot them? It's soooo easy!
i like how this sperg dude gets shit on in every argument he joins and towards the end he'll have a meltdown and call everyone illiterate or some shit
>>570677737>this guy is SEETHINGWho's seething? I said Cyclops design is uninspired here >>570674960 then a clown at >>570675191 cherrypicked 2 dashes. I then said it's pointless to waste time to explain it to him because he would just deflect. Then later to prove the point I did elaborate with thorough explanations and surprise surprise deflections galore.I'm sitting here just stroking my ego for being right again, as I always am. You're the one seething because you can't even disprove what I say and sit here and reply to no one. It's ok, just go outside for a bit and calm down, Cleetus.
>>570678189I'd get that if cyclops was as bad as black cat or dd, but he's actually balanced compared to them.
must...resist...
>>570678229> Who's seethingHe's talking about me, he thinks we're the same person because you said more than "lol" and he's still so mad at getting made fun of that he brings it up randomly.
>>570678369it's not going anywhere, retard... wait for the anniversary sale
I think cyclops float should be nerfed a bit, and give him more fall off. That is it really
>>570678039I only brought up deadlock because you specified "no other current game" what do you mean that's different retard. MR has higher highs with the likes of spiderman and generally fliers but every single hero in deadlock can dash around like a cracked bp, mobility is way more prevalent there due to it being baked into the base mechanics.And I'm not saying it's for better or for worse, I'm just pointing it out.
>>570678446no i was actually talking to the other guy. you keep trying to include yourself for some reason
>>570678070>punisher is so boring because his zip line sucksThese are the kind of posters that frequent /mrg/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFwr91U2C4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhg36-pC-0
>>570678498KEK
>>570678503It's clunky and shit. I get there's tech, still feels like shit to use. I prefer cyclops movement options more.
>>570678498You obviously weren't, but sure, save face. Actually replying to who you're replying to instead of these limp wristed no replies when you get social anxiety on a website would help clear it up, but we know you can't do that without having an episode.
>>570678565he wants attention really badly look at him
>>570678671he's like this in most threads
Uh oh, looks like mom's cellphone has joined the argument
>>570678620One takes skill the other doesn't and you prefer the no skill option.
>>570677489Nobody cares about this outside of a few weirdo faggots here
I'm gonna play psylocke
>>570679170diveGOD
>>570679170coincidently in my 18v18 game a retard was screaming that in his mic
>punisher>skill
news in 4 hours
https://files.catbox.moe/a3g2r9.jpg
>>570680343News? of what sort?
>>570680818EoS
i like blade
>>570683590>t. dracula
they should just make blade's sword anti tank with percentage based damage and be done with him
why did he do it, bros? it's not fair for anyone, can't even call himself the blade anymore and goes by the raped now!
>>570680818The Blade is getting buck broken
Speaking of Blade I tried him out for the first time yesterday and he’s actually pretty fun
>>570611540emma beach skin preview today?
>>570678786One has more use, a lower cooldown, more tech, and yes easier to use. Why wouldnt you prefer it
apocalypse announced
>>570680818cloak gets his legs and cock back
We are straight up filling this shit with fetishes? Might as well throw mine in.
>>570690368based
T-thanks EOMM...
>>570679878Says the guy who mains a character that spends half the game time in i-frames
>>570690817
uh oh~ punyshitter's getting uppity!
>try to practice Cyclops>every game I get joke supports while the enemy team gets real onesI hate this game
Without his ultimate Gambit feels kinda weak
>>570693809why would you need supports on him just run flanks where the healthpack is
>>570638394Weak bait
>devil dino still permabanned in gm despite being dogshit nowuncrible
>>570694484Yeah and how am I going to do that when everyone is dead every fight?
>>570661696show the original
So I play only quick play but decided to give ranked a shot Granted I'm apparently silver 3, but why ranked games feel infinitely easier than QP? Carrying with Luna/Invisible is very easy
>>570696160because you're starting at lower rank than what you get in qp
>>570696805wtf is this pic
>>570690368I hate seeing this everywhere. I want to get out of this but its becoming a common trope again.
>>570696160Are you fucking retarded or just here to brag
>>570696805Squirrel Girl Players Club custom games night.
>>570696920Some Egirl running a tournament
>8.5 seasons later Punnisher and Adam are still the only choice for high T playersGrim shit, I wonder if Hood will be any better, otherwise just add Ghost Rider>>570695663Stupid Devil Dinosaur throwing my games
>>570697194>girl
am I a sissy for enjoying cnd
>>570696805I would love to get cap added to that list. Make the backline my frontline>>570697978No but the cage isnt helping your case
guys, i have a confession to make i-i have been enjoying pokeslop hitscan as of recently(cyclops)....
>>570697325The who is a gay as fuck cholo and the opposite of high test so no>>570672818Logan…
>>570697978>he projected his ego onto a curvy blonde and it responded positivelyYOURE FUCKED
>>570697325>High t>Cod players choicesPick one
>>570676621>images that get Scott drooling
>>570698378Let me guess, tank main
>>570676437He can’t be put in or he’d get the entire female cast pregnant instantly
I wanna get pegged by Emma
Early opinions on Cyclops?He seems strong but not broken like black cat, he's just really fucking good at kiting
>>570678229his name is rakesh albeit
>>570687183…. as season villain >>570690368what the fuck are you talking about there was no invitation for that
>>570687183as Jubilee's husband.
>>570691591Congrats
>>570699943>Early opinions on Cyclops?very fun hero, not broken not too strong, just done right chinks are learning.
I’m slowly turning into an elsa one trick. She’s like the best parts of psy/magik/bucky in one. Just too fun and versatile
>>570701774No this can't be, hold players here told me Peni is the most broken character in the game right next to Magik and there's literally no counter
>>570701774>Cap is the best tankLolwhut
>>570702278Cyclops flies and kills your nest. Then says fuck shit up.
>>570690817It would be better if Gwen wasn't a femboy on thar one, that's why this one is the superior Gwen body swap comic>>570696942What? Body swap or the thread filling with fetishes?
I love Marvel Rivals so much bro
>>570702763The former yeah. I blame every cartoon as a kid having that in it
>>570701774is this about whose boydicks/girldicks he thinks would be most succulent?
>>570702473It's a Pro tier list, meaning how characters perform when the whole team is coordinated and on the same gameplan with good comms. Under those conditions, yes Cap is the best tank.
>>570702763>>570700079
>>570703220Does he even play cap? I never see him play it but i dont streamers all that much.
>>570701774>muh gambit OPhe sucks now compared to the other supports
>>570703917Insignificant nerf
>>570704076hes not great anymore but with him dominating so many seasons people are still afraid of him
>>570640314>Cap going full American Gladiator
>>570701774why can no one every do tier lists correctly.only 1 or 2 heroes should ever be in S tier as that means they are the best but nowadays everyone throws 10+ into S tier.
>>570661818Cyber lesbo orgy
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
>>570703917As long as Gambit's ult still does a billion things, then yes he's still gonna be broken.
>>570701774Its always amusing seeing these guys put Thor in C tier when i reality he is a dps with stupid amount of health.
>>570706958>Red HoodI thought this guy was DC?
>>570707552That’s the kino one. This is the faggot version.
>>570707327I nut when Wolverine calls me bub and Frank calls me scum.
>>570695560Talking to yourself
>>570708238>Red Hood>kino
>>570659837college freshmanthat tight pussy is legal
>>570695851
>>570709284*mating presses her*
Gamora and Draxx when? Sad We can't have a complete Bendis Guardians team on rivals.>>570702930For me it was the James Gunn Scooby Doo movies, Fred in Daphne's body that triggered something in me, hard.
so this general has three confirmed trans posters?
>>570711459We have you, you retarded faggot
>>570711251Fuck yeah that too. It didnt help the girls my age wanted to play pretend with that. Unsure why but that probably did the most to me
>>570675524fix her god awful projectiles/make her hitscanboom, mantis is now a main healer
>>570711459Do we have any confirmed women?
Blowjob research club president>>570711901Making her hitscan would make her too broken given she relies on crits for orbs (i'd want her to be desu), but yeah yhe projectile thing is the worse thing. Maybe that's why emma and cyclops feel better at aiming since the origin of their beam is closer to the crosshair compared to the rest of shooting characters
>>570711459More if you count their janny buddy
Another day another 3 loads to Emma
OH NO NO NO NO
>>570712646I don't get it
>>570711901I don't mind how the projectiles fire but the hit detection is so awful
>>570712646yikesstripper magik > trans robot magik
>>570712646put the sword down sona, no one needs to get hurt
>>570711251After Thanos takes over as Doom for main bad guy.
I just came back from the bathroom. Dropped a big shit into the toilet. AMA
Why do faggots on twitter seethe so much about mantis looking like a human in every skin when she looks like a normal person with antennae and green normally
>>570713892Mostly the loss of black alien eyes
>>570713892Maybe you should ask them on twitter instead of retreating to 4chan seeking moral support and the acceptance of the crowd?
>>570713892it's mostly about the eyes in her default renderwhich is funny because she actually doesn't have those eyes in-game either
>>570714263Because i called a tranny a faggot and said rope is cheaper then a therapist and HRT and got banned
>>570714412Yeah it's funny the actual model doesn't have them either, the only comic mantis I'm familiar with is the dan abnett run of guardians, and she literally just a green lady
>>570714705didn't ask
>>570701774>Jeff in S tierSo is the whole list a troll or is that just one little joke in there?
I need to lick Emma's pits
>>570714869Nobody asked if you asked.
nobody asked nobody cares
is deadpool tank just shti?
Play Cap.
>>570695663He wasn't just overtuned, his base kit is parasitic design. You still have to play the mirror or ban him or the tank role does not work and is miserable.
>>570714978a few placements need a fat asterisk on them for triple support or a specific teamupcharacters should be evaluated without those things first and then make a side table for trips and team-upsbut these are rushed tier lists for engagement bait so whatever
>>570718297these mfs think boosting is something worth celebrating?
>>570718297>>570718752how do you even boost this quickly? i want to boost something to lord
>>570717231yes sir...
>>570710398bruh
>>570714863>AbnettOh yeah…>>570713529Post more Penis >>570713892I wasn’t aware anyone did this but it does sound like a weird issue to take
>>570717910not really. we're back to poke meta so usually he just melts too quickly
>>570718297kek
>chinks don't do prideHow should I feel gay then? Play overwatch? Why are chinks so racist?
>>570711953There was one but she no longer posts here so we’re just left with Indians and agptroons>>570713437In another year maybe
>>570719120
>>570719612Just play phoenix and turn everyone gay
>>570720271Could she make me trans though?
>>570711953We dont have confirmed anything.
>>570719612You can honor faggots by telling people to switch
Don't make me post my melons
>>570719612>How should I feel gay then?have some faggot fuck you in the ass, are you really this retarded?
Ignite
netease nuts
friendly reminder that DPS chads are the only players with any real agency in this game. You should be grateful I instalock it to carry you.Now, heal me, serf.
remove headshots from heroes with burst/debuff abilities and the game becomes 400% better
no heals, timid tanks, and then wondering why you don't have 95 kills
remove headshots
>>570667412you and everyone else but that's actually really fucking funny i might start doing that too kek>>570671334got him there
>>570719665so which of these are you?
>spend hours in practice range>use arm and wrist to aim instead of just wrist>meticulously tweak sensitivity settings and shit>somehow play worsei think it's time to hang up the boots. being good at stuff isn't for people like me.
>>570722932the only legit woman on /vg/. sadly I hate you faggots
>>570717231Sure, I'll play on easy mode
>>570669606At what point should he be convinced to either take a break or play a different hero?
remove headshots except for widow so she goes up to B tier
>>570723178Based list, outside of punisher. That hero is broken
>>570723135well your fault for playing the faggot's games
>>570723135then you're also the only roastie
>570723135YWNBAW
>>570723718Meant for >>570723135
>>570723178what is veswa? an indian caste or something?
How am I supposed to believe Tony Stark is a successful billionaire futurist if he's never once been on the Joe Rogan Experience?
>>570723873Pro tank player for best NA team
Leaked Pepper Potts / Natasha Romanov sex tape
>>570724019Tony should own his own brand of twitter in-universe. It just makes sense
>>570724146sounds like some troon
That's you actually
why cant tony just pay the other team to lose
GET OFF MY CHARACTER, ANON, OR I WILL THROW. YOU'RE SHIT.
It doesn't matter. You already threw life.
sometimes when my teammate highlight spider man i'm tempted to instalock him purely out of spite. fuck you nigger i'm the only one who ruins my games
I only hop on spider-burden if a teammate bans the character I selected
>>570701774>widow, iron man, wanda, squirrel, fantastic, storm are still underpowered for over a year>gambit still opAnd people will tell you that Zhiyong is good at balancing.
nobody says that schizo
>>570723067i just plug in my controller
When will Netease finally add a robot waifu in Rivals? Jocasta, Danger, etc. is right there.
Next thread>>570725724>>570725724>>570725724Triggering your AGP in 3... 2... 1!
>lost a game because dps had the amazing idea to switch off picks that were already working (again)h-haha...
>>570725782Here's your Jocasta, bro
>>570725739>nobody says that schizonewfag
>>570720003>>570720950>>570713529This is why it’s her game…
>>570725782>>570726167Yeah marble doesn’t really have the good robofus
>>570718297I got to level 10 on Cyclops yesterday by no lifing the weekend. How do these people do this? I ran out my 18v18 challenges.
>>570726716For that we would need a Transformers rivals
>>570725782>>570726167>>570726716ENTER
>>570711459Yeah. We have a tranny who posts magik pictures with 'gik as the filename that no one to or likes so his posts just kinda rot
>projecting troon's mad
https://files.catbox.moe/ueygx8.jpg
>>570708238BASED
>>570643209>>570643212>>570643484>>570643625>>570643867Cooked that turd loving tard relentlessly
>just went 64-18 with 47 final elims in a ranked match for the winI have never been on such a dopamine high playing this game as solo walking the cart forwards after my entire team died and I was all that was left
how's that blue units piggy bank? enough for 3 summer skin bundles?
