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Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>570610880Thanks bro!>>570611850I am against futa, but you do you in your mind buddy. we all win in my game. If your Junker has a dick, that's okay. Mine? thick, matted jungle bush that I floss with every night.
help me burn the heretic
>Inspires you.
>>570613702illari, juno and wuyang are skinsluts too
no monkey business
>>570613702
The
>>570614439that's shion's spot
THATS A BUG! THATS A BUG! IM SOO ANLAKO MAN
>>570614594hags don't belong
Chipsa was right about Widowmaker.
>>570614680but kiriko is right there
>>570614920fraid so
the hamburgermmond
>>570615447
Happy Pride Month
cream and mercymain are better than jpse
the bread
>never get healed>adapt and play more passivly>supports complain?
NBA Twitter is slandering OUR guy
>>570615786Submissive + breedable
>>570616070my guy is tim duncan
>>570616070We don't watch that crap here
>>570616434>Luka Doncic >77 lootboxes>Tim Duncan>0 lootboxesFuck Tim Duncan
>enemy mercy>no dps hitscannow what?
weird they haven't announced a trailer yet
posting this again
>overwatch new hero and new season update>maplestory challenger world update>warframe jade shadows 2 update>all on tuesdayI'm calling in sick, lol.
>>570616070Luca gave us 77 lootboxes unlike those other niggers. He's giga based in my book.
>>570615832>cass dies because he walks into junkrat sierra spam>Thanks!>Thanks!>Thanks!>swaps widowThat's not adapting that's being a bitch.
>supports shoot walls instead of healing>lose the fightwow very cool keep it up
>>570616070>>570616434>>570616580>>570617637Sports are for normalfag niggers
Retarded character idea I want:Lovecraftian Donna Quixote (wastelander edition)>is sentient radioactive sludge from the outback wearing armor>got stepped in by JQ, now it looks like a sack made out of her, full of writhing tentacles when moving>roaves the Land, old pipe musket on hand, hunting bots monsters and Australians>is accompanied by its two companions: >a horse named Rossi, which is just the tentacle monsters rear end when it activates its movement ability, a horse half sprouting from its waist>a minion named sanpan; which is just the monsters diminutive alternate form when it’s killed and its passive activates.>its ultimate has it shed its armor and turn into a bush made of spasming tentacles. It can’t attack, but it moves fast, can wall climb, and knocks over what ever it comes in contact with>can only activate its ultimate when its armor health is depleted>reloads its musket by shoving a tentacle down the bore>its melee attack is tentacle roulette: sometimes it’s a knife, slap, rapier, or flambarge. Each with different effects and damages>is a tank with low armor and health, but breaking its armor grants it a burst of overhealth, and its base health recovers over time>armor hp cannot be healed, recovers after a certain amount of time post depletionTy for your attention (tldr) to this subject
>>570618242Videogames are for normalfag niggers
if every game is a tank diff why can I win by rolling around on ball?
>>570618242we get it bro sportsball and all that no one cares
>>570618637because sometimes a tank is so bad that just existing on ball is more valueone of the ball OTPs did an unranked to GM no guns a few months back
>>570618712>about nigger ball onitis’FTFY
GIVE ME ANOTHER CUTE TANK ALREADYFFS
>>570619070C.men D.mon soon™
why is my damage so shit as anran
>>570619289why is my damage so shit as tracer
>>570616070God they're hideous
>>570619289>>570619367you don't spam tanks like the mouthbreather on hitscan is
>>570619367I am not sure but that is irrelevant to my question
>>570619526no, it's actually pretty relevant to your question
>>570619367either not playing in effective range or oneclipping every kill
Reminder that it's not your childish, unhealthy mindset that's holding you back. GM/champion is filled with babyragers and team blamers relative to sane people in equal proportions to metal ranks. Only your talent is holding you back!
>>570619289high sustain instead of high damagejust live and be annoying as long as possible
finished my drives hanas now i sleephope we can matrix that silly bike next season
>>570619602all it comes down to is timeby the time overwatch came around I was already gainfully employed so I never stood a chancerather be a qp warrior and have self respect
>>570618242This is one of the Venture posters btw
>>570619653Love D.VaI hope she has a cute line for eating a bike if she can
>>570619987can't be me because I am a venture poster and a baltimore ravens enjoyer
>>570620549belee dat!
>>570619162Hopefully she doesn't have a weird kit...I kinda like Domina, but her gameplay is weird
>>570620662i still belee
>>570614920Right about what
>couldnt get the last orange bp titleshrug feelsbadman
>>570621740this season's titles were shit anyway
>>570619289her attacks are projectile and 2 abilities are extremely close range.
I like court jester I'm using it
>>570617620The's
>>570621836>I will never have aura farmer or chronically onlinefeelsbadman thinking about suicide
>>570606647good mornyan
While I’m shitting up the thread: evil McCree (breedable spider maid omnic)>is an omnic wearing the garb of a Wild West courtesan with a YUGE bustle.>has two single action revolvers. Can’t fan. Slow rate of fire. Walks slow when shooting. Reloads one bullet at a time with plunger extension fingers; tongue + mandibles weaving and depositing bullets>can wall climb and ball rope swing across map, hands free>can shit out giant web walls>make terrain sticky>make rope only she can see and climb. People passing through it break it and are WEBBED (tm)Thank you for your attention (tldr x2) this subject
>>570622192Good morning Saar
>>570622192good mornyan abbo
i've played like 50 comp matches this weekend and I've won 39 of themdid everybody just get hit with retardation beam because of drives?
>>570622436post rank and penis size
>>570619289You ain’t black
>>570622557Masters 2Humble 6.5 inches
>>570618860>few monthsYou mean chazm? Because that was 3 years ago and he got banned for smurfing. He also admitted that it gets ten times easier the higher he goes because better team mates are the only ones that can capitalize on ball.
>>570622557Plat. 5.5. Perfectly average in all regards
>>570618637plot twist, it's always a supp diff but those tranny ass faggots are just way too loud and want free carries while pressing a and d in the backline
My hero ideaJohn CenaLeft Mouse Button - Lightning FistRight Mouse Button - Throw a table if one is nearbyE - Put down a table, which can increase the damage of shift and q, two chargesShift - Leap, connect onto enemies as a Stunner, whiffs into short invisibility where enemies can't see youQ - Attitude Adjustment
>>570617153Buy an ad
>>570622557UnrankedI don't remember I haven't measured it in so long. I think it's 5 or 6 inches.
>>570622192good mornyan!
i cannot mentally prepare myself to play more gamesdrives brings out the most retarded dps players on the planetlast game was a venture who went 7/16i can't do itthe mccree was good tho
>>570622557d3d3d1d37 inches hard but I dont get fully hard anymore so its more like 6 inches. 3 inches flaccid
>>570622557Platinum, diamond on seasons where I play more than a few games a week, 8"
>>570623123good mornyan jose!
>>570622557Gold4 inches
>>570623491owari da.
>>570622557Was hardstuck high plat back in ye olden days. 7 & 1/2 on my best days
>>570622991Why’d you say “my idea” then not post anything? Are you stupid?
>>570622557don't play ranked, qp only9 inches soft
>>570622557>plat 3>15cm
good night hanasgood night kirikos
>>570623935good nyight jose
the face of the meka propaganda machine
>>570622991Is "attitude adjustment" him holding me down and teaching me a lesson?
>>570623123
>>570623935gn
straight male on futa widow
SURE AM GLAD WE WASTED 2 BANS ON MAUGA AND DOOM JUST TO LOSE BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SHOOT A FUCKING CAT. JUST FUCKING STICK A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH ITLL BE THE ONE GOOD THING YOU EVER DO IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE
>>570624382Gay male on straight male :3
>>570624337good mornyan joae
>>570624337can we be friends
>>570624467I can't imagine banning any tank as long as retarded characters like Ana, cat, bastion, kiriko, etc exist.
>>570625007not him but zarya + kiriko are my go to bans as a jq playernot that zarya is exactly a pain in the ass to jq but if you get a team that doesnt comm she can be a massive pain and I rather not put up with it
>>570623935>>570624337GN
>>570624580no hablo ingles senor
>>570625124The only time I see a kiriko ban the tank is JQ sot hat doesn't surprise me
>>570612978
do they ever bring back 2cp for any reason?
>>570625417It's available in classic mode
>>570625284yeah past like mid-diamond kirikos have a lot more discipline with suzu and their teammates are also usually aware that they need to play knowing she wont use it willy-nilly if I have ult.and even when I dont have ult some really good kiri players will suzu people out of my kill combo, its almost as annoying as lifegrip in that regard.
>>570625302You mog the spic
Cream and Mercymain play togetherJose takes screenshots in the practice range on two different accountsKek
nobody puts thought into bans they just ban shit that shitters complain about like fucking ball and doom who only 5% of players even play, then go on to lose because they didnt ban juno, mercy, cat or any of the flying characters that they KNOW they cant fucking aim at.
>>570625678>>570625906Real question, have you guys seen each other naked already? You folk give off homo discord brigade vibes.
Yesterday I was riding high. Dropped only like 4 games winning over 12 anding the night on a 6 game week streak. Today its one win currently on a 7 game loser. Back at 3000 when I was like 2 games from finally finishing
>>570625124I literally never see JQare you one of the three people who play her in ranked? what elo?
>>570625906Why have Cream and Mercymain stopped posting? I kinda miss reading their private conversations
>>570626272Mercy should honestly be a number one ban in all ranks. Lower rank ones will lose their fucking mind if they can't play her and either throw on purpose or just play so bad on another support they might as well be. Higher rank mercies will also have this problem but you will also fuck up the guaranteed predscan/pokeslop or orbiter carrying them when you take away his pocket.
>stadium supp>15 min queue time
when you get one mvp updoot, it means you voted for yourself
>>570626670usually hang around m3/m4. she's just really fun so I put up with how susceptible she is to counterplay
>>570626947they should remove self votingits annoying when someone votes for me and it's 1 point, I have to vote myself to 2 points so it doesnt look like I voted for myself out of pity
>>570627114kek I've done this too
>>570626890all the support builds are really easy and opit's the only "turn your brain off" option for drives
>>570627114If you quit before that screen, nobody can suspect anything.
>>570624138
>>570617153> Baptiste in a trench coatCreaming myself rn
>>570627526Baptiste getting a skin period is a cause for celebration
>>570627526they can try all they want, bap will never get a skin that surpasses funky
>>570627526angela...
>>570627747It's the hawaii vacation one and the snowboarder one for me
>>570626729Sometimes people just move on. I was one of this threads most active posters and I've only posted 10 times in the past 8 months.
>>570619385Being pretty is for girls
>>570626947>NUTEGUNRAYVery based
>>570628205what gamin4hope and arabs tell themselves
sperg
>>570628583post the scoreboard
>>570628583you're never supposed to accept the inviteignoring it hurts their feelings more
>>570628583most pleasant OverWatch player
>>570628583kek
>what's up
>>570628583damn lol
>>570628583not even the CIA could torture this out of me and you post this willingly
>>570628583This is the only reason anyoen has ever added me lol
>>570628583I feel like we need to see the scene of the accident
the only time I ever got added after the game was in Overwatch 1 when I hit a mccree with meteor strike when he had my entire team in deadeye and was about to clickhe flamed me in group voice for like 10 minutes
>>570628929Why do you have a dialogue tree you imported from social media
>>570628683>>570628945
>>570629356I dont even know what you're talking abouttake your meds
>>570629379you were on kiri
>>570629379Sheesh
>>570629379literally me on DPS
if you play roadhog in my comfy qp games i'm reporting you
>>570628929You couldn't post a screenshot of a sperg?>>570629485No
>>570629379>6 9 NICE
>>570629629the fact that I played so badly enough that some retard seethed so hard to add me and tell me I suck yeah
>tab out during map select>team votes for circuit royale>we get raped to death by pokeslop
>pick moira>outdps our dps>outheal our mercy>winStadium drive farm is crazy ngl
>>570629827i never vote for a mapi never choose my heroi never ban any heroi simply do not care
>>570629827I swear to god I only get the hell maps like circuit or havana when I'm tabbed out
>>570629907stadium ranked in europe is like a 15 minute queue for me on supportliterally no matter what time of day it is
why do qp warriors act like it's ranked lol, had a nigga writting shit about how we had no chemistry as a team and we were a bad comp lmao
>>570629907>moirakys
>>570627747Yea, shame Funky/Flirty Flare aren't obtainable rn, I missed a chance to get both
>>570630089for me it's 1 min dps, 1 min tank and 12 for supp. But it's ok, I can shitpost on 4chinz during queue.
>>570630109someone in QP asked me why I was playing Tracer in poke
>>570629809it's just a game tho
>>570630187i just play stadium to have fun really but it's not fun when the queue is almost as long as regular ranked queue
>>570630109ranked is just a number its the same game
>>570630109sounds like skill issue
>>570629809This post is more embarrassing than what you're talking about
>>570630131You can't get Funky anymore? That's ridiculous.
the number one ranked stadium tank is gold 4 in actual overwatch
>>570630670Im gold3 currently and finished drives i na hour and a half in stadium by just winning so I believe itmeme mode
medlas
>>570630109HRT
>>570630419Im not embarrassed at allits never happened to me, everand even if it did I wouldnt accept friend request after a loss, which makes it even more compelling that OP has bad judgment in general
Cute caster.
>>570631276cute tgirls
>>570630670I was on the top 500 stadium ladder early on but it's not fun anymoreit gets worse with every patch
i still havent played stadium yet
>>570631469>he missed out on stadium release meme buildsit's not worth trying anymore
>>570631646I had no intention of ever trying dont worry
Who are these foid casters?
>tfw you get dominated by a Torb
>foiddo people unironically...?
>>570631840too HOT for you
why do I literally always lose? I know I suck but you niggers said forced 50 my history is all red
>>570631896because you suck
>>570631990but you niggers said forced 50
>>570631840
>>570613580based rainforest pussy enjoyer
>>570632013ive never said such a thingstop suckin start fuckin
>>570631896Are you at the bottom of bronze 5 or something
>>570614037hej....
>>570632013nobody says that but yes eventually you'll stop losing and settle near a 50% wrwe call this being where you belongin this case you are just not there yet
>>570631896Everybody gets lose streaks even GM players like Aspen.
Besides CSGO and maybe Valorant, how come there isnt any smaller in person events for this game and other popular shooters? Seems like its all either in house events like Blizzcon or large conventions like Dreamhack. Nothing like how the FGC does. or am I just not tapped in?
>>570631896just keep playing and youll eventually get your free winstreak
>>570632335Corporations are actively stomping out grassroots competitive scenes in their games. Why would they let us have fun when there's money to be had? CS still has remnants of its early days floating around.
>>570632335grassroots competitive gaming died with tf2 and quake
stadium will die when they add Ball.
>>570615786damn he cute
>89% for the lootboxfeelsbadman
I have an 85% wr in masterswhat does this mean
>>570632326>GM players like Aspen
>>570632904You aren't where you belong
>>570632934My bad, Aspen is top 500
>2 second queue>consolationHmm, yes very good.
>>570633051top 500 in 6v6 playing in a stack is the equivalent of like plat 4 in solo queue 5v5
>>570632539>>570632735>Corporations are actively stomping out grassroots competitive scenes in their gamesI figured this is the case. But every state has at least one or more gaming/pop culture convention at least once a year. You would think that then would be the best time to organize these events. Most I see are fighting game and mario kart tourneys. But yeah I guess theyre just too expensive to run.
>>570632874you winning trended from d3 to m5 and youve only played 2 games in masters so far
>>570633659wait I meant to reply to the post below you >>570632904
>>570628772kek
That Mercy could have been the future mother of your children but you were too shy to add her and ask her to play with you...
hehyou know me
Unironically started playing venture and it's pretty based. Tanky flanker that doesn't need a supportsissy to gape predacans
what nano boosted Shion is going to feel likehttps://youtu.be/U8JfmIztUZg?si=J9OZFVzvxbFMJc-V&t=7
>>570633230she played in contenders, retard-kunshe is in fact good at the game
>>570634116too bad hes a hideous concord looking character
>>570634205Sure thing, Aspen.
>>570634116did you book the dick chopping procedure yet
>>570634097My kind of man
>>570634261venture will get a gooner skin soon trust the plan
>>570632075tastes the best, smells the best.
>>570634116yeah venture is fun to play but if you post anything about her you'll encourage the troons and enrage the chuddies at the same time, it's basically not worth it
>>570634261>>570634319>he
>>570634420>gooner skin venture
>>570634116venture is very cooltreat them well they get bullied
>>570634420Full bush in a thong please
>>570634261venture is cute (and a hugger)
3 players8 posters
>>570634590Venture being a literal retarded makes sense for her kit and the people who like it. Great design.
>>570634826Someone edit the first 2 letters of hugger I'm on my phone
looks like it's venturetranny samefag hoursagain...
>>570634898buugger?
>>570634921It's Jose.
>>570634261>playing a character based on looksWoman behaviour.
>we have a venture who is cleaning house on the enemy team with apparently zero resistance, this guy did not get one death>i spend the first few minutes killing their 2 dps over and over from high ground and they get so tilted that they hard focus me the entire time>one of them is duo'd with the kiriko too so i essentially distract 3 enemies for the entire match while putting in no effort to do so>i'm on soldier and they're too pussy to chase me too much so i just live against them for age s and agesthis was a fun match. our domina was pushing cart for free with both supports. i know those three losers were seething hard after the loss.
>>570634848>unkempt retarded emerges from the ground and murders you with a drillpretty based
Lighten up bozos.
>>570634898here you go bro
>>570627467
>ok, make him brown>and an immigrant... in canada. or is that too much on the nose? no? ok>hmmm, maybe a big ass neck tattoo>break one of his teeth. idk just do it>now give him one of those tranny LGTV titles, you figure it out>make him fat>fatter>ok, use the diarrhea color palette>what is the most annoying personality out there? ...what the fuck is a "millennial chungus?" you know what, nevermind, i trust you>and find that one guy with the annoying voice, tell him it's urgent. what do you mean girl? whatever, fuck it i don't care>ok has he voiced all the lines? she whatever. did she do it poorly like i asked? great, ship it>now watch them pretend to like it
>The Venture hoursLe sigh
>>570635352kek, thanks
>>570635417
>The Venture hoursI can dig that!
>>570635420
>>570634590I don't understand what this picture is supposed to mean.
j0se is an expert digger that's how he got into the country
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lt5xwaA7sIg
>>570635420This. You may not like it, but this is what peak blizzard looks like. A very important addition to the roster and I mean it unironically.
>>570636121cute thuss
theres like 3 venturefagsOne is really cool but the other two only ever do the whole 'thussy' shit and its annoying. I like the cool one.
Da wealm needs heewoes
>>570636496I would tongue fuck her ears so deep I'd be playing tonsil hockey with her abdula oblongata
I don't see venture in a sexual light, I just like that they're a goober.
no one asked
>>570636812abdula ogundimu
as a millenial I'm preconditioned to enjoy cute quirked up chunguses. venture reminds me of my wife if she was brown
>>570636935Bless you, that was quite a sneeze
still no askers
>>570636815Neither did I at first. Then /owg/ ruined my brain's chemistry
>countless of fun heroes that can do all kind of stuff in the game>bros be playing mercy and orisa
>>570637054squeaky...
>>570637054ZAMN
>>570637290dont yuck my yum, sis
>>570637290There’s no Ball in Stadium so I go with the free win horse
wtf do you even do against hazard? motherfucker jumps you and you're dead in 2 seconds, attacking him does nothing because haha what if i had a shield that also kills you, getting away is nigh impossible with his wall climb and a leap every 5 seconds
>>570637404Depends on who you're playing
>>570637382a free horse?
>>570631856i watched them call a highground kitsune rush "bad placement"it has a vertical hitbox below the path that people have been trying to get nerfed for months now
>>570637382I cannot imagine the retarded ass talents they will give ball but as a main ball this shit will be funmid to high percentage it will not be that good however, the damage at the latest rounds gets insanely high and I dont see them giving ball anything but utility bonuses like grapple damage x3 boop distance x2 that kind of shitexcited tuesday to try out ball in ranked, did lvl5 to 32 in qp the last few weeks and I wanna know my real rankalso, arent the first few days or weeks of a season as bad as drives? I guess all the shitters want their rank or not at all
>>570637739Of course Kiriko has abuseable bullshit bliss don't nerf something something winrates underperforming
>>570637976you rang?
>>570619653The bike's probably like Sigma's rock where you can't absorb it, you just get a blunt object to the face.
>>570637763>giga buffs to gun at the cost of ball form>ball form defense buff at cost of inverted movement buff>grapple hook pulls target to you
>>570638397Those mercy healbots are really tanking that win rate
Reminder that Juno experienced every inch of Wuyang's thick slippery cock.
>dps spams thanks every time they diewhy are they like this
>>570640482It's one sided, she's clearly asexual
>>570640541They're just very thankful for the team trying their best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWA4jtcAqjA
>>570640541You should spam good work back at them when they do that
>>570640541You spam thanks when you dieI spam thanks when my team feedsWe are not the same
I shouldve played my DPS games. I fucking cant take it anymore in Support queue for these fucking Drives.
whats even the point of drivesnameplates look tackyweapon variants look tackymatch quality is worseI gain absolutely nothing
Map voting was a mistake. Im tired of payload slop
>>570641751That's why I just skip em
>>570641751well you see anon a lot of people like those things and nobody cares what you think about them
>>570641751It's enough incentive for most people to grind some more before the season ends
>>570641801consider it motivation to rank upwe don't play that shit in gm
>>570642257a lot of people also like drinking pee
>>570642452and who are you to take that from them?
>>570642257I like a handful of skin/weapon variant combos...I only have a few of them and I"ve run out of ones that look good on characters I play frequently...but I'md oding the drives for the points anyway
>>570642850You're right. I'm so sorry.I wish they let me choose to get 750 coins instead of comp points though.
gn jacks
>>570616434>tim duncan, tony parker, manu ginobili, and og goat himself david robinson.god i mess them
>>570641751It's probably for their metrics. Try to lure back players before the season ends, so they're more likely to stick around when the new season hits.
>>570637382Your sworn I'm-throwing-dive-tank brother is right there anon.
trailer when
>>570612978they really leaned on the anime robot waifu aesthetic for Shion huh? wonder if she'll be as popular as the "the"s
played anran for the first time just now. is she supposed to be this braindead?I'm literally a drooling hitscan player and I walked over D2 lobbies for my drives on anran. I know d2 isnt all that but I also dont think its a place where people should just perform on a hero theyre playing for the first time
>>570636121I CAN DIG DAT ASS
>>570636815I do see venture in a sexual light, I just like that she's a plap-qveen.
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>>570645342couldnt be me
>>570645342kek this is me
>>570635104NTA, but she's also obnoxious to listen to.Someone here described her as something along the lines of "quirky chungus Steven Universe" and I agree.Every time she opens her mouth I wanna punch her in the face and break even more of her teeth.
Angela Ogundimu
Shion Ogundimu
>>570645950no... angela is pure..
hotwife ashe
>>570645412>>570645446Ive lost two more times since posting this. This supposed forced 50 should be kicking in now, right?
>>570646354thats only for people who are capable of actually maintaining 45% under their own ability
who's the least cringe streamer to give +1 'viewer' while i get drops? i used to get them through frogger but i recently learned he's dating a tranny
>>570646125Can't you just be a regular bisexual who gets handsy with the homies during a gangbang? Why do you need this weird cuck shit attached
>>570646491like 95% of streams in the overwatch category have drops enabled just click some random 5 view stream and go to sleep
>>570646561god forbid I have a fetish?
>>570646427Its gonna sound like typical regurgitated cope but I fucking swear its not my fault. Im getting tanks that are selling hard.
Tracer Ogundimu and Venture Ogundimu wandering into dark alley with 10 Ogundimu brothers
>>570635932
>>570646885Yeah nigga. Actually I do forbid. Why can't we just eiffel tower ashe and make out or something
>>570646491tommathan is alright
>random ow lore vid in feed>100k viewsthat many people give a shit about the lore?? blizz only knows how to write atrocities
>>570647351because I like strokin my shit to her getting stretched outleave me alone
>>570647527I will not leave you alone. You will come over here and join the fuckin or I will make you.
>>570647605nah im gonna go jerk it to some firebrand animations and go to sleepbye
>>570647819You triple nigger. This isn't over.
>>570646985some games are unwinnable and sometimes you do get a lot of them in a rowit's also late which means you're probably queueing into stacks which means you have even less agency than usualbut you're probably also tired and/or tilted and not helping muchmy advice is stop trying to win, instead just try to have fun, the wins will come eventually and you'll always get back to where you belong after enough games anyway
Deadlock Ashe's plump ass in her tight jeans
venture taking out his dentures to give a frencher
I don't believe for one fucking second the matchmaker does not have tanks who only sit on point and do nothing tagged.There is no way my tank does this every game and the enemy tank is running us down every game, literally statistically impossible.
>>570645342literally me
>>570648067I only and always play to win
>die first>spam group up
>>570647231
>>570648852I have group up unbound, waste of a voice command bind
>have sombra on my team>every teamfight may as well be a 4v5 because that bitch is off on a solo mission hacking health packs or some useless shither rework cannot come soon enough
>>570649037
>>570648852i just middle click to ping the person who killed me and they get collapsed on like the avengers
>>570649718jej
>>570648829congrats on missing the point
I'm thinking of maining jerking off to overwatch for a bit
>>570647506what is even the point of lore in a fucking multiplayer shooter.
>>570650117No I got what you were saying and I hear what your saying but Im at that point were I will sacrifice any fun and happiness to brute force this fucking Drive. I will not sleep tonight.
testicle visor activated
>>570650487that's part of it but it's also possible you're trying to do too much and that is contributing to the lossesbut in any case, godspeed, carry on
>>570650194careful there mate!make sure you read the official government booklet regarding permitted masturbation hours and grip stylesalso be sure to check in your wank so you do go above your quota for the month
>>570650261if players care about the heroes or the lore, they will be more likely to forgive the devs for bad balancing and broken patches and the publisher for predatory micro transactions. i made that up
>>570651385
whenever i play at these hours i start getting mexican niggas in my games, why is that? is it because they're all unemployed like me?
>>570651728Over 10% of them are living in the US off welfare
>>570651728have you played against jose
>>570651860
I will NEVER finish this driveI've failed my ancestors
>>570653519take the stadium pill, anon. You'll finish drives in a day.
>>570653519i got knocked back down to plat from diamond 1
>>570654175the only constant is you
>>570653519give upgo offreproduce and get marriedit's what your ancestors really want
>>570655198I think our ancestors really want us to get rid of the pedos in power and the brown rapists in our streets first.
>>570655586are the white rapists ok?
>>570655663they barely even exist but yes, for now
how the fuck have they not shown any battlepass or skin stuff yet? doesnt the season start tomorrow?
>>570656717Theyve been dropping the seasonal trailer later and later every year now it seems
>>570656973this one finna drop a week after the season starts
>>570656717season starts on tuesday the 16th anon
The pre-download for tuesday is already up. So we prob see a trailer tomorrow.
>>570655663rape is a brown invention
pipe down lil pup, the adults are speaking
>>570651684
>>570657096It's monday afternoon here nigga
>team votes junker town>my supports are both mercy mains (one goes ana)>my dps are poke mains who have the same top 3>i pick ballFuck you
>>570657583oh no way? its sunday evening here so no monday spoilers please
>>570657787god i love cute retard juno
>>570657503
I love being in an obvious 4 stack and they all gang up on me for playing a non shield tank.Is comp really better at higher ranks? Will people finally learn to play without a fucking sigma/rein/ram letting them spam down mid choke all game?
>>5706582824-stacking should be punishable by death imo, even more so if they aren't queueing tank
>>570658528Crazy to imagine there are actual 4 stacks where every player has tank unselected. Stacking is the funnest time to queue all roles cause it actually makes it random role select like you want it to be instead of tank 80% of the time
I really don't know what I could have done short of swapping off ball. The mercy was never contested by anyone but me and I can't really kill her as ball so she just got to pocket sojourn the entire game for free.
>>570653802I went to drives after reading your post and won 2 games right away. It also pushed the score to 3945. Do I take the gamble and go back to RQ Comp to finally be done with this tortures experience?
>>570658186
These are your supports. Say something nice
>>570659813as long as you banned mercy youll be alright
>>570659813post your levels, their kiriko levels probably higher than your main
>>570659212
hey, it's kiriko
>>570659889Mercy is good
>>570659813you better hope none of them are chilean
>>570659813the most baffling part is that they could be level 1000 and still just hold yellow beam and call it a day.
>>570659059just play stadium and finish this shit.
>stadium drives (i main stadium so this is fine)>leaver immediately after match cancel period>leaver immefiately after match cancel period>leaver for one round, which gives the enemy such a networth swing that we cant recover>leaver immediately after match cancel period>finally get a game without a leaver>dps jpcthey need to make it so that you can only do drives in stadium if youre ranked prior to drives starting, im tired of only constants worming their way into my games because theyre getting shitstomped in 5v5
>>570660169
>>570660004
>>570660950Nigralow
>>570659059>>570660419I took the RQ gamble and finally won. After starting at 3600 today and getting booted back down to Plat, 9 hours later its finished im finally free. I can go to bed now.
Symmetra dutifully pinning Lifeweaver while Domina sits down on his face, elegantly.
>>570660169no its' isn't
>>570660950absolutely vile, spoiler that shit next time please
>>570661307I like where your heads at but for me I'd switch Dom and Sym
>>570661808venture cyberpunk skin this pass
Me dutifully pinning 570661307 while Lifewevaer sits down on his face, elegantly.
>>570662464i'll get 20k coins if they release cyberthussy
I love Stadium bros I love facing a team of full auto niggers and stacking armor and making Brigitte big and fat and unkillable.
should i buy this skin for the entirely golden shotgun?
>>570635420kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>570662676At this point I’d just wait till Tuesday to see what the mythics will be for the season.
>>570635420based
>>570662464>>570662656>cyberpunk ventureVenture but she’s wearing the shorts Judy from CP2077 wears to bed in that game.
>>570662662>making Brigitte big and fat
>>570662939sex
>>570662579
>>570635420lol is blizzard actually based?
>>570663574based on what?
>>570662939>>570663206
>>570660113
>>570661081gj, anon.
>>570662464>both of the cyberpunk venture skins they've had in skin surveys cover her faceWill be funny to watch the fags on other sites have a melty over them covering her face again.
>>570664268most of her skins cover her face at this point i think?
>>570664383yeah :(it ruins my fave potg intro
Season 3 preview whenI need to know whether to prepare my wallet or notWhat time is it in the burgerland rn?
>>570664679I like to have options, i mainly switch between celestial and mummy at the moment. which intro? the mummy one is my favourite for how retarded it is
>>570664946CHIPPED, it's just such a fitting intro. i think all of their skins look cool but ice cream is like my default if i don't know what to pick, it's cute.
>want to play doom and ball>every single match is 5 counter swaps within 30 seconds>forced to play retarded shit like mauga where it doesn't even matter if they do since he can actually carry regardless of his team matesniggers
>>570663930
>>570665260So it's society that creates Mauga mains.
>>570665260I never understood this argument.Why would the enemy team purposefully shoot themselves in the foot by not countering you?
i really love drives!! yeah!!!!!!
>>570665260>want to play cancer>forced to play aids
>>570665573By being like me. I have never coutnerswapped in my life cause I want to play the hero I selected
>>570664383They really just need to fix her 3D model's face and make it more like her 2D art, so they can make skins that sell without covering it. They've already set the precedent that they're willing to edit faces with both Anran and Mizuki.
>he's not finished with his drives alreadyngmi
>>570665573Counter swapping is a lose lose situation for having fun. If you dont swap then you get countered and have a bad time. If you do swap you get off the character you actually wanted to play and have a bad time
>>570665824enjoy your tranny colour nameplate, sis
>49 stadium matches to hit 4k drive pointsI'm gonna kms rn ngl fr fr no cap
>>570666954zelda_good.webp
gm hanas
>>570665824I finished my drives by throwing big, fat dynamite at 5 people, shoot it and coach-gun 3 lesser dynamites for juicy 3 kills.
>1.0: Monsters, hags, variety of creatures>..........>4.0: Marketable kpop girls
>>570665280
>handsless Widow refuses to swap>whole team reaches agreement to just throw the gameWorth it desu
WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE WIN LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570668684
LENA LOVE LENA LOVE LENA LOVE LENA LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570662464venture enjoys the taste of poop
>>570669597
>>570670765
>6v6 qp>we're getting fucked up the ass by a widow that no one is doing anything about so i just swap to hanzo from juno>one dps spastic spends the rest of the match just staring at me and pinging i need healing>the zen starts doing the same thing (i had three times his heals)>everyone, anon is throwing!>i'm killing the widow, allowing us to play the game>your endorsement level has gone from 5 to 4back to comp for me. the quick queue times are simply not worth whatever is going on with these people.
>>570671395
Angela Augustin
Seriously? Still no trailer and not a peep from leakers? What the fuck are they hiding ? i hope the season and the battlepass don't turn out to be a pile of dogshit like the rest it better be good
>>570671845
>>570672224either one of these two sets would be great for the BP.
>>570672224they got nothing. the new map is just overstimulation slop, shion's kit is a retarded gimmick if you've ever played an fps game in you're life and her gun animations look abysmal. "b-but she's hot" shut the fuck up retarded robofucking coombrain. the BP is going to be normgroid japanslop, the skin bundles are just outsourced slop they keep churning out without any thought at this point, and the mythics are i think illari and mauga(?) so a big ol' nothing, and custa will make sure to cook up the most disgusting balance patch ever. i'm so fucking tired.
>>570672224can the bp be worse than the last one?
>>570672224>the shion legendary will be locked behind the $40 ultimate goypass>all the new juno, mercy and kiri skins will be shop exlcusivenot a leaker but this is probably correct
>>570672791Illari mythic will be good
>>570672786cool jq skin
>>570672903i wouldn't bet on it considering their track record with mythics, which is 0 for 40 so far
Matchmaking is fucked. Flip flopping between total stomp and getting the most retarded mates known to man.>>570672786Yes. We really need more Kiriko and Juno skins.
The fact they are waiting for the day before to drop the trailer is making me think they will definitely drop a pile of doodoo on us. What's even the point of releasing it the day before when you can just go to sleep, wake up and check the shop
>>570672738so true
>>570673089I don't know, this update seems big, maybe there is surprise.Because the download size was bigger this time and I don't think that it's just because of the new map.
kys jseo
>>570673160>maybe there is surpriseIf there is it's probably something about the MVP vote post game because as of now it seems like an afterthought the just jammed in.
>>570673160surprise rape from junker queen
>>570673089They always drop the season trailer the day before the season starts though
>>570672224Season trailer will be in 6.5 hours, followed by a blog post and press kit showing the new skins, then a mythic showcase video in the evening. They've been doing it like this for a while now.
>>570672786venture and jq sexo
can we put jq in the bruiser category please and thank you
>>570673285i distinctly remember leaks and 2-3 days before release trailers. you can't gaslight me. They are going full pentagon right now and killing spies
TEAR IT DOWN
If I get above 1k drive score can I pick which colour my name is or am I forced into whatever that tier is.
god even her description is boring
>>570673153good nyight
>>570673560No.
>>570673609So for maximum pink I should stop at 1000?
>>570673563Everything about her is forgettable. What a shit character
>>570673656Yes.
>>570673591good nyight cutie..
>>570673746
>>570672786its going to be bottom or i riot
may you never wakewinton overwatch
>>570673563She is a mercenary like Pharah, there is nothing interesting about them.Did you expect a novel?
overwatch needs region lock I don't want to play against or with toilet cleaner nation, if I ever engage with anybody from east European in my daily life it's my housemaid clean my room and toiletadd fucking role queue to 6v6 the game isn't designed as open queue game with these giga tanksthere fixed your game.
>that doomfist
>>570674932damn these hoes ugly
>>570674932i want to marry that domina
>>570675247she looks ai generated
>>570674932>no hammonddisregarded
>>570673563>dedicated teammate>positive attitudesounds like someone trying to pad out their CV
Can I disable the drive name?
>>570675572no sorry your account is bricked
>>570675572no, enjoy your sissy drive name for the next 2 months :)
>>570674932
>>570675741jej
>>570675572Yeah it's in the social options
>>570675290no she doesnt leave my future wife alone
>>570673395enjoy jq without slow resistance nigger
>>570676898men are so cool, is there anything we can't do?
>>570677106>is there anything we can't do?Be women
>>570677215reported for terrorism
>>570677215speak for yourself
i forgot to tape my achilles again...
>>570673563Would have been cooler if she was more independent and joined Soldier, Illari and Sombra's group. Someone who uses her inherited super powers to career grind is kinda boring.
gamin4hope is moving to rivals, honest benevolent Christians lost.
>>570676689I'm sure JQ would also enjoy damage reduction and movespeed
>>570677718We will treat him better than overtrannies
>>570657979
>>570659813>why are kiri's and ana's winrates so low?
>>570677106based on the men here? get laid
>>570678373good one joose
>>570677718>bronzie can't hang so moves to the run it down main healslop gamemany such cases
>>570677440what does that even mean?
>>570678768She records documentaries about ancient greek heroes.
>winning>enemy team swaps to braindead easy value heroes like bastion and moira>now losing
we buyin the new skin?
>>570678957nice image retard
>>570678957Nah. Blizzard just puts out junk and expects people to buy it. Like why is the newest Reinhardt skin dripping with golden cum? Surely there's a way to do a cool apocalyptic knight skin for Rein?
>>570678957>>570679049welp
>>570678768girl feets are weaker and need support
>>570661307>>570662456Symm would never.
>ph*rahkeep it
>>570679089Some kind of weird alt 1930s detective universe? What are the chinese smoking over there?
how is this possible?
>>570640608You really think Blizzard wouldn't miss the chance to make bucks by having her reciprocate Wuyang's feelings?
>>570678008kiriko had a 56% win rate before >swiftstep invuln reduction>ult cost increase> move speed and cd reduction nerfed ult>recovery time on healing ofuda increased 15%>invuln reduction on suzu>swiftstep cd increase>projectile size reduction>suzu knockback removed>kunai attack speed reduction>the nail in the coffin, removal of heal from suzu and addition of unstoppable effects bypassing suzu's now incredibly short window of effectiveness that provides no instant healthe removal of swift step cleanse, tp range reduction, double tp removed, additional healing for cleansing effects removed was just kicking her while she was negative win rate. there was also a whole 3 seasons they made teleport kiriko underground and die.
>>570679456There is an impostor among you.
>>570679456Next level elo terrorism
>>570679464all that and her kit is still too bloated with utility, she just takes some skill to play well now.
>>570679456Imagine being spitroasted by them
>>570679464And now they are removing the suzu intangibility. Blizzard really kicking the poor girl while she's down.
Freja .... is a troon
>>570679867why are overtrannies like this
low effort bait but I'm sure the chuddies will bite anyway
its half past 4 *pew*
>>570679932Jose is slowing down. Keller is giving him no allowance at this point.
is dafran mentally challenged
gm jacks
>>570676689eh, headshot dmg reduction is kinda huge for jq. even with boop resistance every boop can still prevent her from landing axe
>>570680539Every game has the streamers that it deserves.
>>570673787
what do you play vs a lifeweaver reaper duo as a dpsits impossible to finish off this shadownigger when hes being babysat and you cant go for his teammates without eating a shotgun to the back for your skull
>>570682138just go widow and headshot him
>>570682138>lifeweaver reaper duo
i am going to main zion
>They made a child rapist bot a heroThe hell is wrong with Team 4 and why was it approved?
>>570682558Zen doesn't do that (anymore).
>>570682558they approved worse things, like 5v5 or venture
>>5706826935v5 and Venture are both based.
>>570679495
>10 minute game>2k healing 2k damage junothis is why i mostly play singleplayer games anymore this shit should be outright automatic detection vacation performance
>>570683274they have no idea what is going on
>>570679867inaccurate design, if team 4 don't give a male hero prominent pecs and a six-pack they get sent to aaron keller's torture dugeon to be waterboarded with stolen breast milk
do people who main characters with a fat ass mind when i stare too long?
>>570683274>Lucio going for epic boop kills and ending up like 3/12, 1k/1k
>>570683537Amelies and Angelas generally don't seem to like it
>>570683537As a venture player, no
>>570683247Will Winston ever be meta again?
no one is looking bro don't worry
>>570684247Always has been
>>570684292>D.Va>Hazard>Maugafunny looking Winstons
Do battlepass tiers past 200 even do something? Why does it keep counting?
>>570672886>the shion legendary will be locked behind the $40 ultimate goypass>all the new juno, mercy and kiri skins will be shop exlcusiveThat's good because it gives better chances on Battle Pass skins for heroes I actually play!
>>570684247He needs a useful minor perkI don't know what their thought process was with thisThe whole pitfall of the zapper is as soon as you get in range to zap, the skinny bitch presses a button to get themselves out of zapper range and then you're not zapping them
Hopefully, this means that Shion will be the first canonical rape victim we can play as
>>570685842Sex doesn't exist in Blizzard universes anymore though
>>570685667That perk is great, it's a shame that it's one of those cases where the other tier 1 perk is completely useless. If I were on the balance team I'd give his alt fire more base damage and jump less damage fall-off for more reliable burst to keep up with the other dive tanks.
>>570685667other perk should be direct hit jumps disable movement abilities for x seconds
>tank buffskys yourself
>>570686431the support main says while doing 10k damage and healing and teleporting across the map when the enemy is in touching distance
>>570672786Those are going to be shop skins. Battlepass will be gardening season part 2 with landscaper vendetta and rice farmer mizuki.
am I shadowbanned? why can't I find a fucking comp game
>>570686808Have you considered not being a dpstard?
>>570686768>rice farmer mizukiIs gonna wear the traditional outfit
>>570686880yes
alright last day time to get that last checkpoint of drives
>master cheef emre>cortana echo>arby reaper>truth jetpack cat>sgt johnson bap>tartarus reinfund it microshits
How’s your pride month going? I’ve sucked 14 cocks so far. 11 of them jizzed down my throat. I’m not even gay, I’m just out here supporting my lgbt brothers and sisters.
>>570687291is this what you consider funny? that's disgusting anon
>>570685842>was
I have 7.4k red points. Do I buy the last 2 Rein weapon skins (Jade and Galaxy) just to have them?
>>570658282you wouldnt have any problem if you had all chats muted
>>570683537had a moira stand in front of me in stadium and was like pressing w and s repeatadly, mimicking some kind of sexual interactionround 2 or 3 I also pressed w and s to mimick fucking her and she spammed "Yes" "Yes" "Yes" lolwhenever I crouch to stare at asses the playuer turns back and stops me tho
awkward says mercy players are goyim is he /ourguy/
Yeah I'm quitting this game until Dva gets nerfed into the ground(which will likely never happen due to simps)Absurdly over-tuned cancerous tank design that is made for drooling retards and foids.
>>570687350LGBT rights are nothing to laugh about.
>>570688336she cant even matrix half the cast
>>570688336fair
>>570688389>Anran, Sym, Mei, ZaryaYeah half the cast bro
>3 votes for circuit royale on my team>they pick winston moiraYeah, we're back to losing I guess.
>>570688336I main Maug and I'm used to people thinking she's a counter for himAs opposed to the tanks that can block his shit AND shoot him at the same time
>it's another episode of team picks kings row and only spams down mainYawn...
mercy's voice in japanese is so much more fitting to the character
>agents don’t realize that they are the agent
>>570689621>Alliance symbol>some faggot flag/colorsChecks out.
>>570688251will never be due to his religious beliefsbuy an ad
>>570666954i got my drive in like 8 or 9 matches what are you people doing
anyone else has teams that just stomp the opposite team on first round but then shit the bed and troll the rest of the game until you lose? i just had it twice in a row
>>570690258that phenomenon happened to me in dota aswell, it's probably some kind of you do good, you think opponents are retarded so you relax, then you realize you have to lock in but it's too late and you cant play at your max
I never heal dps and then complain about them.
>>570689459how so?
I think are there too many heroes now
>>570676898its actually true\me whenever i play the mercy and save everyone and damage boost everyone at the right time
>>570690947I can't speak for everyone but I only endorse supports. So you'll get one from me by default.
>>570689459Most of the OW1 characters have extremely good Japanese voices, but that's mainly because Japan has a higher default standard when it comes to the art of voice acting
>>570690604deleting like 20 of them unironically fixes almost every single problem with this game
>>570690604>grouping all the brown women togetherWhat did Blizzard mean by this
>>570690523it's smoother and quieterfits her physique
>>570680539he is just low iq and a cretin like hadi and many other autistic retards but the illusion of them being smart and knowledgeable because of being good at a free to play transexual game blinds us
>>570690604Could be worse
>>570692492dota has 126 and it's still better balanced than overwatch.
>>570692492>comparing an fps to a m*baboth valorant and apex have like 25
>>570690947I endorse dps because they hate when their endorsement level goes up.
>>570692492A lot of heroes isn't a bad thing. League and dota are good in the sense that there's literally a character for everyone. It just has to be balanced. Who knows overwatch might be a generational game that has like 120 heroes like league and be popular for a decade more. But who am i kidding
>>570690947I always endorse Tracer if one exists on the enemy team but other than that I just endorse the people who I think played the best
>>570677940damn, why is her cunt so fat
>>570692857Same I always love Lena as long as she exists
>>570692949You're saying that like it's a bad thing. Puffy is besto sexo~
>>570692809I think making a MOBA character, apart from graphics and sound design, is like turning some sliders up and down in a character creator or crafting a spell or enchantment in Morrowind once you have your idea. There's a much smaller leap of time and effort between idea phase and actually playtestable phase compared to FPS. On top of that, it's a glorified RTS unit which is a very open-ended and sandboxy genre and you can implement almost any idea without it ruining the game so of course it's going to be way easier to make a bajillion of them. In FPS it's already hard to add more than 50 characters without gettings lots of overlap and characters squatting in older ones' niches. The reason being not because you run out of ideas sooner, but because the range of ideas that are tolerable/don't fuck with the fun of the game is simply narrower than MOBAs
in a perfect world men like me would not existbut this is not a perfect world
Soldier tilts me so hard
>>570693348omg he does
>>570693429It's the aim obsessed soldier players with retarded positioning who tilt me.
pretty sure I qualify for sex with The Lena
>>570694259You're a biofem?
>>570694323no I'm a Lenalover
>>570690523even doomfist is more intelligible in japanese
I never get tilted with Soldier because he's a relatively honest hero in a game full of gimmicks
>>570692647>fpsHero shooter.
>>570693429>shoots you in the back>runs away to heal when you turn aroundwhat a fucking faggot, there's less honor in playing Soldier than fucking Sombra
>>570694535>niggerfaggot
>>570689621This was me last week. I came back after a hiatus, sucked too much to the carry randoms and didnt feel like investing the time to git gud again so I just uninstalled.
just finished my drives. Not too bad. And got two juno 4k potg in a row
>2 days long losing trend where my supps never heal, tank afks the whole game with 2 elims per 10 and second dps is a torb or sym on negative kdHow does the matchmaker do this? It's legit insane.
>>570695369The massive influx of people that otherwise don't play comp (or maybe the game period) chasing shiny gun skins might be a factor.
>>570695369Just watching the replay of my last game>get 2 picks>my mercy is pocketing rein on highground when the last person left is enemy tank on point under said highgroundAbsolute insanity
>>570695613tfw while youre raging at losing your drive points, the brainless, aimless rein is getting distracted while flirting with his mercy gf over discord
these comp games are soulwrenchingwhat kind of a fucking retard plays these
>>570696069Me :)
>>570696069I've been dominating my last few games and even had good teams. It's just luck what mm serves you.
>>570694535ok fphs
>>570696138>>570696332hi fellow retards
>>570695369Just won a game.>uphill battleYeah. Keep putting me on teams you predict to lose. Very organic.
>>570696470Hello!
>>570696753weee me too
How come 2 players on each team don't have their name showing up in the report?
>>570697035Private accounts to avoid DOXXERS
>>570697157>Private accountsThat's a thing? What does it do? I saw their names in game or are those randomly generated?
my w/l for stadium mei is 13/2is she just op? once you start self healing from blizzard you practically never die
>>570697629Yeah it's people who have streamer mode turned on. Will give them generic names in-game. Why non-streamers turn it on, I don't know
>>570668570>2016>still had a semblance of asses and tits on females in bikini armor>2026 >50000 tranny faggot 50% brown 50% women flop games, movies, comics, TV shows while China just kept selling tits and ass, now Microslop has to catch up
>>570698170Interesting...
>>570696782henlo
trailer soon?
>>570699285i ate the trailer
>>570699330Bad kitty spit it out NOW
good kitty
>>570699519
>>570699285i would imagine so. blizz is out of california so they probably just started their work day.
>>570672786I like when characters wear their long trench coats over their shoulders like a cape. Also they don’t look similar but that JQ reminds me of Baiken from Guilty Gear
>>570699554>This makes people upset for some reason
All I ask for is one good Tracer skin. And for Shion to be fun.
>>570699783They should give JQ fat tits to sell more skins.>>570699554Not me. I love it when Ana ults me, I hit the big earth shatter and I get the god kitty voiceline as a reward. Ana and Rein were made for each other.
>>570699952For >>570699813
>>570699952JQ already has fat tits
>>570699849she will be broken and that's fun :)
JQ has to edge the season 3 trailer out of my tip using her boobs
>>570699952JQ players are poorfags so they don't do that.
>>570700212They need to be bigger Same with Zarya
Season launch trailer when?
>women support duo>lose cause they do nothing
juno nigger gangbang
>>570701040If a trailer were to come out it would drop in the next 3 minutes at 9am Pacific or at 10am
>>570700563venturefags do buy skìns, so clearly the solution is to give venture fat tits
>no trailerAre they really not showing anything before the dev stream an hour before season launch?
>>570701634venture players buy skins with masks to hide her face
the only hope is the chinese "leak" it
>>570701635>an hour before season launch?Isn't that tomorrow?
>>570701978Yes. There is a dev stream where they talk about Shion.
>wanting leaks this badjust be patient zoomie. there's nothing worse than knowing what's inside your presents under the tree.
what a lazy fucking design>unique, cool hair braid thats purely cosmeticmake her swing her hair around as her melee you fucking morons, it was right there>the drone does one thingreally? you couldn't let us control the fucking drone? let us scout with it and mark enemies or shoot out of it? was the technology not there or were you just too lazy?what a missed opportunity
>>570699952>>570700212They were messing around with her model so much even post release. Pretty sure they nerfed her T&A more than once.>>570700563>tfw jq gets a lightning deity skin>it isn’t Muramasa’s raijinI still seethe till this day.
Some new screenshots
If animators don't make use of Shion talking from her throat to make humiliation content, i'm going to throw a tantrum.
>>570702598Tank life...
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>>570702734>>570702792
>>570702598kek why are they treating Rein like a raid boss
>>570702598Sid the chinkoid sloth on the right
>>570702598
>>570702598can we chill with the 250hp nigger flankers custa i'm coming for you
>>570702734
>>570702532Yeah, I thought her kit would lean more into the drone.I mean, Sierra apparently likes this thing enough to give it a proper name and treat it like a companion, but it's just a glorified grappler that she can easily dispose of.I also thought she'd have some rock-climbing theming in there, like using a rope tether to scale up walls.Her kit just feels very uninspired.
>>570702734>>570702792is there only one type of sport bike in the overwatch universe?
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>>570703547no bibisi?
>>570702792
>>570702936>bike>bi>has 3 wheelsokay
>>570703649>>570703710not into bestiality no
>>570703543I wish I was that bike so badly
ok but where's d.mon?
Lena NO!
>>570703856>bike>bi>has 3 wheels>three>the>the kiri>the hana>the junookay!
>>570703890understandable>>570703976would Lena make it out of the backrooms?
>>570702734Kit's been released if you didn't know.
>>570702792https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/d/d8/Kiriko_-_They%27re_targeting_me.ogg
where's the GODDAMN trailer
>>570702734>>570702792This is so silly lmao
>>570704386I wouldn't make it out of Lena's backrooms
>>570704848anon she's a lesbian you aren't allowed back there
>>570704981Not in certain countries she isn't
>>570704981The porn I watch says she's straight so she's straight.
Why do so many faggot play this game? Not normal faggots, but the faggots who make their whole personality revolve around being a faggot. What's up with that? Seems unique to this game.
>>570704848me neither lad
It always feels like a waste of ranked points but ultimately teaching the underperformer that complains a lesson is worth it
>250hp flanker>overhealth on every ability>braindead m1 spam>dash AND a whole ass motorbike to ride around that also works as a rein pin>nanoblossomblade press q for awesome ultthey cooked frfr this will save our game
>>570705346I love that they explicitly designed a character for Marvel Rivals
I dunno why you need that trailer so bad you're just gonna call the skins shit as you always do.
>>570705159Nah, a lot of games have that.That's just how people are these days.
>>570705159Because it gives them a platform with the flag namecards and pride celebration.
>>570705063Name one
>>570705591ask your colleagues to put some more effort into them and maybe people wouldn't call them shit
Reminder that Juno never takes off her space suit
>>570705159I mean there's likely more playing LoL or other more popular games. But Team 4 seems more open to letting LGBT players express themselves in game for better or worse. Those people have money too I suppose. Overwatch has the reputation for being the DEI checkbox game despite us getting our fourth Japanese character
>>570705937most of her skins take the helmet off so yes she does
>>570705591Not the type of design I expected a barafag like Nesskain to make when given the uppertunity to design a hero
>>570706108>most of her skins take the helmet offWhich makes me sad.The helmet and purple hair are part of what make Juno's design stand out from everyone else.
>>570705824Hungary
>>570706296Her butt and legs make my dick stand out, especially in the schoolgirl skin
>>570706108Juno skins aren’t canon
>>570706429always blows my mind how a corrupt shithole country like that is in the EU
>>570705937well obviously, otherwise she would explode
>>570706429Magyar made Tracer lesbian again
>>570706737Okay but she still isn't gay in Turkey
>>570706551that's enough thanks
>>570706808no it's not, I want to impregnate Juno
Does Juno even know about lesbians?
>>570706927>>570706927>>570706927
>>570702598Fucking freemason symbolism in the upper right corner transhuman cunts pushing the mark of the beast, please be wary anons...
>>570706782She is they just don't talk about it
