Shaken and Stirred EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>568925020
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineBonuses:• Complete all seven Community Missions to receive GTA$500,000 within 72 hours4x GTA$ & RP• Treasure Chests3x GTA$ & RP• Hidden Caches2x GTA$ & RP• Overtime RumbleRewards: • Log in to receive the Los Santos Soccer Jersey.Salvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Gangbanger Robbery: Grotti Turismo Classic (Top)• The Podium Robbery: Benefactor Schlagen GT (Mid)• The McTony Robbery: Vapid Ellie (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Sell $500,000 worth of Special Cargo to be rewarded $500,000 & the Rockstar Razor Aged T-ShirtPremium Race:• At the RacesHSW Time Trial:• Ron Alternates to Elysian IslandTime Trial:• LSIA IIFIB Priority File:• The Black Box FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• LCC Avarus• Übermacht Oracle XS• Dewbauchee Rapid GT Classic• Vapid Retinue• Benefactor StreiterLuxury Autos:• Karin Woodlander• Übermacht Sentinel XS4Lucky Wheel:• Declasse Vigero ZX ConvertiblePrize Ride:• Win in the LS Car Meet Series to get the Grotti Cheetah ClassicPremium Test Ride:• Pfister AstraleTest Rides:• Grotti GT500• Invetero Coquette• Vapid RiataTake full advantage of the latest discounts:40% off:• Executive Offices• Executive Office Upgrades30% off:• Vapid Dominator ASP• Albany V-STR• Nagasaki Outlaw• Pegassi Infernus Classic• Vulcar Nebula Turbo• Principe Lectro• Shitzu Longfin• Nagasaki Weaponized Dinghy• Dinka Marquis• Pegassi Speeder• Shitzu JetmaxGun Van Discounts:30% off:• Service Carbine40% off for GTA+ Members:• Military Rifle
I heard some of the weapon lockers are broken, which one should I use?
Who thought it was a good idea to have scripted phonecalls during shootouts?
>>570634502That was fixed you can have any weapon locker now
The site is updated.https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/covers.htmlHere's the last thread's cover.
>>570574747>this whole time I could have used my Toreador
>>570642932Oh cool, I never bothered but I finally got tired of the game changing weapons on me.
Pretty nice pair of free cars this week. I put the HSW upgrade on the Vigero and the handling feels a little bit wild.
>do supply missions for the arms bunker>supply bar is full after 3 runs>stock bar only went up by 5%Jesus, gunrunning fucking sucks. Do I need to do like 200 supply runs before I can max sell this?
>>570669436>buy 1 resupply>wait until full stock and empty supply>buy 1 resupply and sell full stockit's that simplestealing supplies is for flavor
>my dumbass thought crates were 4x>it's the hangar thats 2xfuck me dead
>>570676903who said hangar is 2x?
>>570677212my game giving me 4 millions with a full hangar
>>570669436Bunker resupply is easiest through the daily stash house raid. If you keep all MC businesses full and call Mutt for an acid lab refill, the stash will default to a bunker resupply, which usually worth more than any other potential resupply.
>>570670549>>570680393Maybe I got one of those "ghost raids" I kept hearing about because there's no way a full bar of supplies only gave me like 1% increase in stock.
>>570682747Do you have the security upgrade and the mansion security?
>>570683615I have the mansion security and upgraded my bunker to max.
does the bombushka solution still work for MC multiple bike sales? I've tried Squaddie but the bikes tend to slither out and sometimes end up destroyed
>>570677212Hangar is 2x for paypigs, anon.
>>570687359>paypigging gtaI'm laughing in |II|||||I|III|I
>>570688750*runs away in 170k for 3 minutes of work*
>buy game>probably buy it a second time>like it so much that you pay real world money so you don't have to play it so much
>>570690669The real move is the pay a kid from Bangladesh or something to grind for you.
>>570600732>Btw god bless you cover anon. You're doing god's workThanks bbcakes <3.People probably have posted Fast and Furious cars but without pointing out I probably wouldn't recognize it.We also have the obvious batmobile and Mach 5.>>570683826Yes but by the time you take off with a loaded Bombushka the mission timer will be over.>>570669436Bunker needs 100 ticks to be full. When fully upgraded 1 tick is 7 minutes and is worth 7k.>doing supply missionsunless you want the secret UFO tattoo or you have 3 other friends its just not worth the time.Consider this, if you buy supplies and sell the little jeep that spawns indie the bunker you get 100% supplies and only lose 25k in 4 minutes versus wasting like 40 minutes doing 5 supply missions to fill it up.
>>570691531>indieinsidenot sure if typo or brain fart
>>570690669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bzfIdFkfDA
People are making some wild claims about GTA 6>all/most buildings will be enterableCan consoles even handle this? >GTA 6 rumored to have a hurricane systemAre we in GTA or Stalker with random emissions? This will meet the same end as the planned earthquake from SA that was cut.
10 reasons to log in this week
>>570708642>>all/most buildings will be enterable>Can consoles even handle this?everything's possible with the correct implementation of the door loading screen
>Mansion production boost doesn't apply to nightclubsThat sucks.
>>570708642>>570719043I doubt hurricanes will amount to much if they're even real, but it would be pretty fucking cool if it caused floods once in a while. Messing with the water level in V is always a good time.
>>570660734>free
>>570733219Yeah, with all the upgrades, it's well over a million $GTA, but that's just the price of doing business. Sticker price for both cars is $3.2 million.
>>570708642Consoles can handle procedural generation. Supposedly, interiors in VI can be generated through clouds of object tags rather than either invoking pre-rendered environments or generating shitty random environments from a small selection. The tags would indicate bounded properties like age (older environments will have aging applied), location, potential items, etc.Terrain deformation and recovery would be its own system. I think some of the patents mention that stuff, but I haven't looked into that.
>>570718608Struggling to find 1 desu
>do the casino heist with a friend>drive the groupe sechs van to the casino entrance>black screen that's been going on for 4 minutes nowAmazing
>>570718608>>570738205>#1Holding hands with Rooster.
#2Blasting players in the face.
#3Blasting players in the face.
>>570738606Killing the process helps with this (on PC) but it disconnects you from online
>>570741264He left and I ended up hosting. We got through the keycard timing sequence and we experienced the infamous thing where the other guy gets kicked for no reason at the mantrap tunnel so we gave up for today.Apparently both of us need to have our fps below 60 for things to not break. This fucking game has the strangest ways it can break and I've been playing all the stalker games for hundreds of hours.
>>570741505Such a shame how borked the Casino heist is these days.Best heist by far, it's not stupid to require 4 players, the second player actually helps instead of being a drain on the cut. You actually get to steal from a huge vault and you're on a timer like all cool heist scenes. Getaway that is actually fun if you're not a baby who goes to the heli.If Rockstar cared about the games they put out they would fix the bugs in the casino heist.
>>570735702Things you pay for are not free.
>>570744827>Getaway that is actually fun if you're not a baby who goes to the heliwhat's different from any other chase where police just spawn on you, just because, till you lose all the stars?I mean, sure i had fun doing it the first times with all the different cars and bikes but it was mostly about the new vehicles themselves and being incentivized to take different routes with the approaches, not about the gateways
>>570740651>Prostitute on her way to fuck a fat neckbeard for moneyWhat a great character.
>>570751276>what's different from any other chase where police just spawn on youIt doesn't have a lame cop out mary sue ass ending. You actually have to lose the cops.You get the decoy to give you room to actually get distance from cops so it's not a frustrating "cops keep spawning in front of you" of the regular game.By the time you reach the north part of the map the stars drop from 5 to 3 and it becomes a regular and manageable "lose the cops" instead of incredibly stupid "let's spawn a million cops until you hit a check point then vanish into nothingness because you crossed a checkpoint".Not to mention the different ways of leaving, if you go to the roof you can parachute across the highway and never encounter a cop at all. The firefighter disguise lets you steal the truck and get away scott free, the only big screw-up IMO is the getaway vehicles, there's no reason to pick anything other than the Sentinels but it's a cool idea that no other heist even has.
>>570751723Someone used to shitpost "sex with lester" I'm just picking up where they left off.
Today I will remind them.
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Will my friend unlock acid lab upgrades if we complete 5 fooligan missions of mine and 5 of his or does he have to do 10 of his own? The 48 minute cooldown is stupid
>>570763953lel, I missed this.
>>570669436>doing any supply missionsjesus christ, how much do you hate yourself
>>570631191Should I sell in invite only lobbies on xbox?
>>570643356very nice job on the new coversI want to contribute some more pics but Forza has currently taken a hold of me. And btw I got the cutscene viewer mod working on enhanced but it doesn't have the cutscenes from the december update :(>>570740846still need someone to blast me into the face
>>570778134If you don't like making profit then yeah
>>569933278>>569933736Good news, it works just fine but the progress bars are fucked.Just bought two armored kurumas that resells pretty well.Now I just need to>Doomsday Criminal Mastermind+Elite ChallengesAh, that'll be a hurdle. Still some time until 6 to get it done.
Whew, I almost don't make it
>>57078122510
>>570774354>gurl driving anicient MR spaghetti rally cara rare jewelhowever yellow seems a bit too bright, but that's just me
>>570741505>>570744827If this was a money glitch R* would've fixed it 1 day after discovery. But it's just a bug making them game unplayable for people so they let is slide.
>>570804852the spaghetti wedge is lovelygotta agree the yellow is too saturated
>>570805689remember how long did it take them to fix the cayo replay disconnect glitch
>Playing Vice City, making master save>Doing Brown Thunder>Level 12>Blow up the first two cars>The third car on fire>It gets launched into the air from the first two explosions>It blows up in the air>The explosion instantly blows up the Hunter>I die>It didn't countthat's some shit
>>570751723>for money???
>>570811180She's doing it for the love of the game?
>>570811249Look, I really wanted that Havok from the career reward...
Yup
Can you pick one of those community missions and do it 7 times to get the free gibs?I don't wanna fucking do Niggernaut ever again.
>>570822289Just do them. They pay nicely now.
>>570823034Not really and they're not fun.
>>570823034You FUCKING WANKSTAINNO THEY ARE NOT
How's life treating you?
>>570826751>barely 400ksis...
GTA online 2013-2018 was great because I'd pay it with friends, but we're all adults now, so is there any point playing GTA 6 online solo?
>>570826751I do okay...
>do juggermeme mission>helicopter gets shredded by miniguns>let me try going ahead of it>blow them up before chopper arrives>it takes literally 0 damage from the enemy helis the entire timeDid people really get filtered by this?
>>570798242Really like that one.
>>570804852I'm sorry, I'm a weeb
>>570774354Cute.
>>570826751After years and years of coasting on hackerbux I'm finally broke. I finally had to grind to afford a mansion.
>>570846061i can afford it but skipped that one, how do you justify buying that stuff?
>>570846839I'll buy anything that lets me store more car collections.
>>570827709based rolled quiff enjoyer>>570843045thank you
what do I need people for when I can simply spawn in friends to help me fight off the police as needed
>>570774354>>570806125What car is this?
So, my GTA Vice City copy is bugged. Every time I get to firefighter level 12 I have 3 seconds to extinguish 3 cars and 12 people, no matter how much time I had prior
>>570856093Pfister Vektor
>>570856093Tropos Rallye based on the Lancia Stratos
>>570822289Sadly, you may have to do it again lol. It's a penis mission but one must make do. Easier with a friend in my opinion. First time I did it without one I got pounded on the helicopter section.
>prison break with randoms again>first time playing demolition, pilot main>almost make it to the beach before the cutscene>after cutscene engine stalls>can't even type sorry because cuckstar disabled chat
>>570856885>>570857047Well which is it
>>570864816Lurk Moar
I've heard of neck beard but this is just silly... Is it meant to be a tattoo with wings? It really does look like a badly textured beard.>>570835060>Did people really get filtered by this?>helicopter gets shredded by minigunsYou did.
>>570835060Yes. I guess the key is to think like a contrarian. >what would a normalfag do>reject itBe the man against time.
>>570835060It's not that it's hard, it's that it sucks. I played through it 3 times and never had a problem after figuring out the stealth timing. It's just tedious and not fun.
>>570877832You're forgetting the worst part>protect dudes from juggernauts>mission complete>cutscene with juggernaut killing them anyway and then dances to spite youAwful, hope whoever made that mission dies before gta 6 is released.
>>570878673>lol I trol u
This guy for sure posted in /gtag/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd6GcENl5A
bunp
>>570902761That's not a bump, here's a real bump.
>>570788762I don't want to lose an hours grinding to randos in oppressors.
>spawn turreted limo>my friend takes the wheel>i get in the minigun seat>shoot, blow up, kill everything and destroy any vehicle I see while my friend drives us from Paleto all the way to LS>put on that weird mexican radio and the funny taxi song comes up>we laugh uncontrollably at the sight of all the cars and helicopters exploding while the silliest plays in the background This is the casual fun I missed in GTA. Just you and the homies going on random rampages through the city.
>>570903129It's a goddamn shame that online can't handle the same physics as single player. I didn't play much Red Dead 2 Online but I hope that things have improved in that department. If not I hope VI's multiplayer will be better.A lot of people played V's multiplayer without touching single player so V gets a bad rap for 'toned downed' physics compared to IV but it's so much better. RDR2's physics were much too weighted. It's a damn shame.
>>570907848>V gets a bad rap for 'toned downed' physics compared to IV but it's so much betterI think the historical complaints against V's physics were mostly concerning ped hit reactions and vehicle deformation, both of which objectively got downgraded (in the latter's case it was purely a technical issue from first person mode needing car bodies not to clip through your head; first gen era builds of V still have high deformation). Maybe the idea was just to quickly kill off and despawn peds so they aren't hobbling around lagging lobbies
>join random pub lobby>oppressor faggots already want to blow me upLike clockwork
>>570908520>which objectively got downgradedDoesn't help the perception of it when so much is toned down or outright missing in online. It's been a real refresher doing all the single player achievements and getting more experience with how different single player really feels.>>570908726>already want to blow me upThey don't really want anything, they are more like feral animals than people.
>>570908726ideas?>spam missiles at every opressor on sight>drive around in a car with lock-on jammer>move your business to paleto>???
>>570916308To defeat them you must think like themJoin random public lobbies, hope on your oppressor, blow up everyone especially business supply/moving carsThis is the way Rockstar intended the game to be played
I haven't played this game since like, Covid. How fucked would I be if I logged back in
babe wake up, new GTA+ rewards just dropped
>>570905287*13 year old blows you up because the bike beeped at them*
>>570923384There would simply be some properties you don't own yet, with missions you haven't played yet. Lucky you.
The Next Big Score>Perched on the hills of Pacific Bluffs, the world-famous Kortz Center looms large over the Los Santos cultural scene. Priceless international works of art have adorned its hallways for years, and now the time has come to raid this prestigious gallery’s esteemed collection for personal gain in The Kortz Center Heist, this summer's exciting new update coming to GTA Online in July.>To accommodate burgeoning interests in art theft and counterfeiting, you’ll need to add the Art Studio to your Mansion property, then scope out the sprawling Kortz Center complex before choosing an approach for this multi-stage Heist infiltrating and escaping the grounds.>In the coming weeks, GTA Online will be brimming with ways to prepare for The Kortz Center Heist. Whether you’re looking to refine your real estate portfolio with a Mansion property to ultimately host your own solo Heists or gearing up as part of a larger crew, stay tuned for special events featuring bonus GTA$ rewards, record-breaking discounts, and opportunities to claim rare and exclusive treasures through the Fine Art Collector program. >Plus, if you’re still in the market for one of Prix Luxury Real Estate’s lavish properties, look out for an upcoming GTA$2,000,000 discount for GTA+ Members. Also, everyone can take advantage of a new limited-time offer where you’ll be able to get 40% bonus GTA$ on all Shark Cards.https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/517k8ak75ao327/the-next-big-score
>>570927898>Beginning tomorrow, those who own any PS4 version or the digital Xbox One version of Grand Theft Auto V will be able to upgrade to the PS5 or Xbox Series X|S versions at no additional cost, and experience the best versions of GTAV and GTA Online ahead of the launch of The Kortz Center Heist. GTAV and GTA Online on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S feature vast technical improvements, easy migration of your Story Mode and Online progress, and new features including Hao’s Special Works high-performance vehicles and upgrades, Career Progress rewards, and much more. >PC players can also experience all these updates along with PC-only features such as ray traced ambient occlusion and global illumination, by upgrading from Legacy to Enhanced for free. And if you still haven’t experienced GTAV’s Story Mode yet, GTA+ Members can also now access it — along with GTA Online — as part of the GTA+ Games Library.
>>570927898>the juggernaut mission was foreshadowing all alongoh you
Will this heist and last update for GTA O bring Franklin, Trevor and Michael to help our player? That would be the perfect sendoff.
>>570927898>Not more shenanigans with Michael's movie studio and Mr. FaberEhhhhAt least it looks like a high effort update.
Thread is moving too fast.
>>570846061>After years and years of coasting on hackerbux I'm finally brokemy trick to breaking GTA is to learn the passive grind game to the point I can zone out while doing it and watch youtube at the same time.Just about to hit $300M cash on hand, even after spending ~$75-100M over the last 12 months.
>>570927898Fuckers couldn't even make new heists clothes, don't get your hopes up
>>570923384You think rockstar might have added something game changing? Lol. Login, start grinding.
>>570934941All resources poured into making Trailer 3. Only 4 people are working on this heist.
>need mansion (11.5 million mininum) as well as art gallery upgrade to start the heistYep, looks like a 500k payout for an hour of setups
>>570929202Doubt it. If so it'll be kind of dumb. They all come out of retirement to steal some paintings? Unless this was the plan for the story dlc that never got mentioned again.
>>570928010massive fucking cunts
>>570929202>Ogg reprising his rolelollmao even
>>570936190I heard he stopped being butthurt and got back into the community gatherings and all that.
>>570935494Nah, think the contract, $1000000 payout for 2 hours of set ups :^) and a several hour cool down. But you won't even be able to use the oppressor for any of the setups or finale.
>>570936190If they can afford Dr Dre they can afford trevor
>>570936346He does show up at conventions but he is still adamant about how much he doesn't care for the game and is instead into Dostoevsky while not being able to get the name right.
>>570936346He shows up to talk shit and gets paid. It doesn't seem like he's on good terms with rockstar or anything.
>>570905287For me, it was hopping on the train and sniping helis with friends.>>570927898>4 players screenshotRockstar! Please! My friends don't play anymore. I'm not gonna play with 3 randos.>>570908726Couple days ago I was bored and I clicked on a video which turns out wasn't a real video it was one of those "i'm gonna yap until youtube lets me monetize" anyway, it was a tryhard who couldn't say a full sentence without interrupting himself with his awesome gameplay>oh he saw me>suicides with c4 twelve times in a row>"anyway what was I saying?"The video is a great insight on these people... for the duration of the video he:>killed like 5 AFK players and celebrated like it was actually something>dodged 1 guy trying to fight him>got killed like 3 times by someone else while he was focused on another playerAnd that's how he plays the game and it looked liked he was enjoying it, 8-10 minutes and nothing got accomplished.
>>570935130Did they fix the casino wheel exploit 12 times, and did they find a new one 13 times?
>>570937473Don't worry anon, they confirmed the heist can be done solo
I'm guessing this new heist update will have some kind of GTA 6 related content like the mention of Vice City or some character from GTA 6
>>570938091They're gonna add Lucia and we get to bang her and at the end of the heist we will take a picture together with her then in GTA 6 Jason will find the picture and have a fight over it.
>>570927898>To accommodate burgeoning interests in art theftYeah, that's exactly what the people have been clamoring for lmao
>>570938091the doomsday heist one had the RDR2 revolver and hatchet so I can believe it
>>570938091>one of the potential heist targets is an old treasure map of part of leonida>if you go to the marked location in 6 you can find buried treasure there
How much of GTA Online is canon to the HD universe storyline? I remember people saying that everything up to the Heists update was canon to the plot.If the rest is also canon now then it would be really funny to hear Jason or Lucia talk about some lunatics in LS flying bikes with rockets and using a satellite to drop orbital bombardments on the poor citizens of LS. And cyborgs.
When are we getting a Clifford DLC? he's prime recurring villain material
>Accidentally deleted the master save that was 5 rampages away from being completeGod fucking dammit I sneezed when loading the game and accidentally went to delete FUCK me There's no way to restore the save and downloading saves won't work because the game's modded FUCK me
>>570927898>record-breaking discountsim so ready for 80% off the bati801
>>570928010>Beginning tomorrow, those who own any PS4 version or the digital Xbox One version of Grand Theft Auto V will be able to upgrade to the PS5 or Xbox Series X|S versions at no additional cost, and experience the best versions of GTAV and GTA Online ahead of the launch of The Kortz Center Heist.REFUND ME R*
Any reason to play enhanced?
>>570940214Nobody will know how far anything carries in GTA6, until it actually comes out, but i highly doubt any of the characters you've met online will have much of a presence there. If they do show up, they probably won't mention their mute online pal. If any GTA5 character shows up in GTA6, I doubt the game will actually divulge much other than that they are older now. If someone were to try to mention your online character in GTA6, or in GTA6-Online, you probably won't see much more than "Could you be?...There was someone in Los Santos that was making moves, but?... Well it doesn't matter anyhow.".
>>570944182any reason not to?
>>5709442803060ti
I spawned here, remind me who are these guys? Are they part of someone's mission?
>>570946994here
>>570946994I would assume a sting is set up in this location.
>>570940214Everything is canon... EVERYTHING.>>570942967I didn't wanna say anything but my man... how many times are you gonna replay Vice City that you need a master save? What's the point of a master save anyway? You don't need the extra armor and health and sprinting to play the game.>>570944332I play enhanced on a 2060.As for reasons to play, HSW cars are exclusive to Enhanced, text chat is exclusive to Legacy, everything else is on both.>>570946994Yeah either MC business raid or undercover cops from a delivery mission.
>>570947094>>570947542Kind of want to blow them up but I'm gonna wait and see what happens.
GTA 6 should let us customize our female character's chest and butt size. And you should have to option to make it all natural or make them look like implants.After years of working hard to become a criminal mastermind and a multi millionaire my girl hit her midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 30 and will turn herself into a bimbo to feel young before going to Vice City to do it all over again in GTA Online 2
>>570947865If there's a bunch of them and a heli hovering around, its a business raid, you can't really do anything besides hope they get killed by a cop which makes them lose all their product and shutdown the business.If someone comes by in a Manchez its a delivery mission. Kill them and drive the bike into the water to make sure their product is water proof.
>>570948164Looks like they are cops themselves. There's no chopper.
>>570948308Yeah that's an Acid delivery mission, you can put yourself in passive mode and grab the bike of whoever is selling and drive it into the water, because you're passive they can't really do anything about it.
>>570947542Yeah but now that all that effort is gone I lost the motivation to even play the game.
>>570947542What a weird trade. Anyway I got griefed to shit within 30 seconds of logging in lmao
>>570927898Legitimately worried about how much this is going to suck......
>2x on casino heist this week>2x on knoway missions (4x for paypigs)Wew lad
Hello GTAG, I finally got a new ps4 controller after 6 months :) now I'm down to under 300m buying another mansion + couple cars + more missile lock jammers.
>>570944332I play enhanced on a 1070 laptop that's almost 10 years old. I never checked the settings but it runs fine.
>3x community race series is backYay...
post SALES!won't play anyway
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnline New:Fine Art Collector program (available throughJuly 13th):• Log in to receive GTA$500,000 within 72 hours, plus claim a free Benefactor Turreted Limo (Sedan) from Warstock Cache & Carry• Complete any Heist to receive GTA$1,000,000 within 72 hours, plus the NOOSE Outfit• Mansion owners: Log in June 18–July 13 to receive a curated collection of special gifts when The Kortz Center Heist releasesBonuses3x GTA$ & RP• Community Race Series2x GTA$ & RP• The Diamond Casino Heist Finale (guaranteed Artwork in the vault)• KnoWay Out Missions (4X for GTA+ Members)• Casino Story Missions• Casino Work Missions• Drop ZoneSalvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Gangbanger Robbery: Benefactor LM87 (Top)• The Duggan Robbery: Lampadati Viseris (Mid)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Weeny Issi Rally (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Rob the daily vault during the Diamond Casino Heist FInale to be rewarded with GTA$100,000Premium Race:• Down the Drain, locked to MuscleHSW Time Trial:• Terminal to Chiliad Mountain State WildernessTime Trial:• Pillbox HillFIB Priority File:• The Brute Force FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Invetero Coquette• Enus Super Diamond• Canis Kalahari• Declasse Vamos• Dewbauchee Seven-70Luxury Autos:• Grotti Itali Classic• Dewbauchee Rapid GT XLucky Wheel:• Shitzu Hakuchou DragPrize Ride:• Place 2nd or above in the LS Car Meet Series and you will be rewarded with the Declasse DraugurPremium Test Ride:• Pfister AstraleTest Rides:• Dundreary Landstalker XL• Canis Seminole Frontier• Coil Voltic
>>570965967Take full advantage of the latest discountsFREE:• Wonderama Arcade40% off:• Other Arcades• Arcade Upgrades and Modifications• Casino Master Penthouse• Casino Master Penthouse Upgrades and Modifications• Master Penthouse Decorations in the Casino Store30% off:• Buckingham Nimbus• Buckingham Shamal• Annis Savestra• Western Rampant Rocket• Vapid Caracara 4x4• Lampadati Tropos Rallye• Lampadati Casco• Bravado Sprunk BuffaloGun Van Discounts:30% off for GTA+ Members:• Military Rifle50% off:• Compact EMP Launcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sa3hrEVs0A
>Rockstar: "Next week, chips are doubled.">Me: "I've done nothing but grind Casino works these past three weeks. Perfect timing to finish it."
>>570933004I need to figure out how to afk again
>>570970543None of that was AFK really.At most i'll sit there for 20-30 minutes occasionally moving my mouse while watching a youtube video and waiting for a business to fill up. But it's not like i'm doing a 24/7 AFK grind to earn $$.
I wish they'd at least shown a single screenshot of a new asset like a car or clothing or any of the Museum architecture being changed (the skylight doesn't count)
>>570951709I'm going in without any expectation whatsoever. There's little they can do to improve the various imbalances that have piled up over the years. I'll settle for a good DLC story.
>>570973353I'll settle for anything, and take what I can get, because there's not much else you can do. I just wish rockstar had a more active involvement in the community of their games. I can't help but have no hope for it when it's been a month and a half that a basic feature, messaging, has been broken.
>>570973781Not to mention the low player retention and the myriad of obvious problems they could easily remedy (and get feedback on), were there a will to do so. I just hope they follow up an a good deal of the big complaints about the game before they move on from it.
>>570965967>plus claim a free Benefactor Turreted Limo (Sedan) from Warstock Cache & Carryall these years of forgetting to buy it pays off
>>570965967>Lucky Wheel:>• Shitzu Hakuchou Drag>Prize Ride:>• Place 2nd or above in the LS Car Meet Series and you will be rewarded with the Declasse DraugurAlready got 'em, so pointless to try this week.
>>570971202I used to though, and I went from $330 to $300m pretty quick in the past few days.
>>570959303>blinking during picturekek. Always makes me laugh. Welcome back racist anon.>>570964351>services available>$50You think these used to be named then by the time ESRB hit them they just gave up and put prices instead?>>570965967>2x casino heistWell no one is allowed to complain about being poor anymore, that's 8 million an hour you can earn with a friend, 4 million each.>>570967876>dork viperget outta here>>570973353I'm gonna aim way low and say that this "heist" is gonna be like the Chicken Raid or Guzman and not an actual heist like Casino or Cayo.
so hold on, will we be able to solo every single heist?
Anyone here up for Casino grind tomorrow on PC Enhanced? My usual friend moved to CoD so I no longer have a consistent partner for these.
>>570982013No, I don't heist anymore.
>>570981806No, how did you get that idea
>>570982013the last time I grinded casino was when that gold cart glitch was still a thing, made the heist at least somewhat palatable
>>570966116>40% off:>• Casino Master Penthouse Upgrades and Modifications>• Master Penthouse Decorations in the Casino StoreJEEEWWWSTARRRRGIVE ME THE FUCKING CARS ALREADY
>>570986202I actually enjoy the Casino heist. I wish it was playable solo
>>570966116Do arcade upgrades include buying games? Guessing no because that would be cool.
How do you dance with a dance partner?
>>570993615In the OG nightclub you can't, you just gotta huddle together. In the MusicLocker you just approach the other person while they dance and a prompt appears, I don't remember how it works with the Cayo or Mansion nightclubs, those I barely used.
>>570987182It's funny how hard shit like this just gets abandoned.
>>570982013i can join at 19:00 EST if you're interested(never done the casino heist)
>>570999303Works for me, current name on J* Social Club is Visitmynightclub
>>570995768I would assume only the "host" gets the credit but it's worth a shot. Can you call one in and after you finish it he can immediately call for another? If so I'm almost positive you don't get credit both ways.
The Big Score in SP: $40 million take per characterThe Big Score in Online: $500k take for your characterAnd Lester kept saying the Casino was the biggest score in the city with a whooping 800k at best.This shit better give us like 2 million average.
It won't even beat pre-nerf Cayo
subs is hard job
>>570987182mmmmmmmnyoo
>sprunk buffalo is free for returning players>rockstar lost the ability to determine who is a returning player >solve the issue by marking everyone as a returning player >now give the free for everyone sprunk buffalo a 30% discount What it mean
Sorry. I don't have high expectations for 6.
>>571019406Same. I know I'll enjoy it but I'm not counting on getting my mind blown by it whether we're talking single player or multi
>>571004482>>571004582you sound like an incel "nice guy"
>>571019406i know i'm neither getting a ps5 nor building a new pc just for it, hell i wouldn't even update to win11 just for iti'll probably just move on when gta online shuts down
>>571018423Here, your discountsDon't forget to renew your GTA+ membership ;D
>>570631191I've been experimenting with different cars, setups and upgrades to find the most comfy car for driving fast on dirt roads. It's kinda surprising how much different some cars are when doing stuff like scandinavian flicks and dirt drifts. For example Sultan Classic with turbo upgrades seems to spin out easily despite its AWD, while something like a turbo-less Hustler easily holds a slide. It would seem pointless doing all this if I wasn't prepping for the 2026 San Andreas Rally. Last year I've used the Club and it was just fine with the offroad_increased_gravity advanced flag, but I wouldn't pick anything FWD again. Do you have any recommendations for a good rallycar?
>>571029937Does it have to specifically be a car or do trucks count too?
>>570964351>*declines*
>>571032046Why do you hate hard working girls?
>>571032330*undeclines*
>>571032330now thats better>*gives her $70*
>>571032518You will have sex with Latina sex workers and you will enjoy $100 for anal.
>>571032789Get a load of those milkers
>>571033693You can see this face being used on some club goers and casino NPCs but they have small tits. When it's on an Azteco or Vagos chick like her they can have big round tits like that pic
>>571033907>perks of joining a gang: free boob implants
>>571034137Aside from the fact that it's vidya and therefore all fake anyway, based on the shape >>571032789 would be completely natural titst. boob pro
I killed her twin sister
>got an itch to play again>play for a couple hours>remember, how fucking annoying can this game be at timesi cant believe i've spent 2k hours of my life playing this pos
>>571037047I miss when we actually used to get big crew sessions going on
what do you think of this cover
>>571039668The Sea Sparrow is pretty lame as far as helicopters go.
I love them hoes from 6. We need more rapper hoes in video games.
>>571039668I was expecting them to go for a different style to Subvert Expectations but I guess it's too iconic. I do like it though, sea sparrow chads stay winning
>>571032789>>571034137>>571036083this is Elisa "Liz" from the Franklin's taxi fare and a possible girlfriend/booty call.Given what happened in the story mode Liz would have made more sense as Franklin's wife into the Contract update rather than cucking him with Tanisha.Most likely who wrote the contract plot didn't even know about Liz's existence, i'd say it's the typical "expect nothing and still get disappointed" case.Btw i'm still trying to get her fare in sp with no success. Hate this randomness
>>571040019I hate them hoes from 6. We need less niggers in video games.
>>571040237You can get her as a contact and skip the whole RNG by just calling her using her number. 6115550126>The player can call her number at any point after Franklin's first mission to set up a booty call, even before meeting her.
>>571040407Why do you hate successful bitches? Rich girls who sign about their booty and pussy are nice.
>>571030189technically it can be any land vehicle that has at least 4 wheels and doesn't jump, fly, shoot etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiQEBYDox_kHUGE
>>571040997so the game really is coming out in november for sure, same as all others gta games
you can preorder VI for consoles now>https://www.rockstargames.com/VI
I bet the game will be $60
>>571041396+$60
>in a conspiracy stretching across the entire state of LeonidaWhat is this conspiracy about? Please don't tell me a singleplayer story for GTA will involve fucking AI dogshit and cyborgs like the Avon and Doomsday heist crap
>>571041542its going to be the damn right wingers planning to take power, darn right wingers causing all the problems
>>571041542>conspiracyUS government smuggling drugs into the US to pay for their foreign CIA interventions sounds like Florida would be a good state to place it in
>>571041776That's lame and it's been done before.
>>571041927>done beforein GTA?
>>571040696Goddam, even in 2D they're repulsive. Blacks eternally btfo by browns
>>571041973In SA with Torreno and the Loco Syndicate and maybe in VCS with the DEA cutting deals with Martinez and his drug op.
>>571041973Yes
Prepare your butts for vidya pricing discourse when the game is priced at either $60 or $100.
>>571045023My 3060 will NOT be able to handle this
>>571039668>bottom left and top rightSEXOOOOOO>no mud girl on either version of the coverPROFOUND SADNESS
>>571045517Correct, because your 3060 can't play it at all for at least a year.
>>571045023don't know why but this looks significantly less impressive than the other things they've shown so farlooks very close to GTA V at night
>>571045517if that is actually running on a PS5 then you'll be perfectly fine once it releases for PC in 2028.
>>571045594My base PS5 will also not be able to handle it because it's filled with dust
>>571045023those cranes are gonna be a bitch for low flyovers
>>571045023Man, I really miss Liberty City.
>>571045023>Rockstar still doing the thing where they add 10 helicopters in planes in every screenshot while there will be like 1 every 10 minutes in the actual gameI hate it
>>571046340>>571045023These two do not look like they are about 20 years apart
>>571046562Yeah that's modern game development for you. GTA VI was never going to be that big of a leap from IV and especially V compared to those games with the PS2 entries (and THOSE games with the PS1 entries).
What's the best way to play LCS and VCS on PC these days? I know Rockstar nuked the reverse engineering project
>>571045023For some reason, this reminds me of the old WWF intro for the Rock when he was "Hollywood Rock"
>>571046562>GTA4's setting of 2008 is further away from today than Vice City's setting of 1982 was from 2002 when it came out
>>571046896Probably just emulating the PS2 versions
>>571041542Something involving a not Donald trump and his private resort that is not Mar a Lago, probably some not illuminati plot, possibly involving his dead friend who's not Elon musk and his rogue ai. Maybe some dumb virtual reality shit that turns everyone into zombies.
>>571047539Maybe they will do a Battlefield Hardline and instead of the CIA or the government it's just the local PD doing shady shit with the drug cartels.
Rockstar has no teeth anymore, the story will definitely be weak.
>>571047539The game started its true development in 2020. If anything Trump related is gettting referenced, it's first term stuff, not 2025 stuff.
>Trailer 3 releases on the 25th>Pre-order now! at the end>followed by a new delay announcement
>>571045812I mean GTAV was running on a PS3. Doesn't mean it's gonna run well
>>571047098The linear passage of time takes another victim
>>571048384It feels like it never ends
>>571047736That might actually be cool, I hope they do something like that because that could actually be interesting.>>571048063Regardless of what it's trying to parody it's going to be lame and soft if that's the route they ended up going. I really hope it's not but like you said development ramped up in 2020 and that's exactly when everything on the news was either covid or racial politics so I've just been expecting the game to be either or both of them to fill the game since then.
Anal sex with all the women from the GTA 6 trailer 2
>>571039668Speaking as a cover expert and from doing quite a few covers in my time, they both have too few spots.>>571048056Let's not pretend that we play GTA for the story, and even if we did, the story only lasts one playthrough, we're 12 years into GTA 5, story stop mattering long time ago and we're still here.I just need me some good gameplay, some good minigames and a brand new city to drive around.
>>571045085$70 is the new standard edition price for games
>>570979483Thanks :) I really need to figure out an AFK method because of these california gay mutts who keep fucking it up, but if we talk about it, they'll fix it. this is a catch 22. I'm not blinking here but this is the same car and it's from 10 minutes earlier before I changed the colour and the wheels.
So which voice did we all pick for the mansions? I picked OG for the girl, and Hammond or whatever for my guy. It defaulted to that bitch saying Daddy and I wanted to puke every time I loaded into the game.
Man I miss GTAIV's online so much.
>>571050736Also anal sex with all the women in this image
>>571051138It had a simple charm to it.
I bought the Banshee GTS and made it look like a regular Banshee to the best of my ability. Now I have no money.
>>571051106>Not disabling the AI voiceBizarre
>>571048076Kek
>>571051460Did you hsw it?
>>571051460Was it worth it?
>>571051704I do not know what that means>>571051723Banshee has always been my favorite GTA car since III, so yeah
>>571051770>I do not know what that meansIt means you still have about $3 million more to spend
>>571051210agreed>>571051542I didn't know you could do that>>571051138I just miss IV period, but I missed V online for 6 months.
>>571051920I am not close to that amount of money.
>>571051974HSW makes the GTS one of the fatsest land vehicles in the game by top speed.
>>571051974Actually I may be wrong. If you don't know what hsw is you probably never took Hao's car for a test drive. If you do and beat his time(I think you only have one chance) you get a free hsw conversion so then you'll only need to upgrade a few things.
Also I was wondering, does anyone know if you can buy the other two mansions (per character?) I don't need to yet but once I fill up the garages this is the idea.
>>571052553You can
>>571052681nice, thanks.
>>571052963Don't ever reply to me again, tranny.
>>571051210Because all of them have dicks (this is a positive)
>>571053119well now I'm going to have to figure out how to identify your posts and reply to you all the time for calling me a tranny
>>571052228>>571052046I will attempt this thing after I make 3 dozen phone calls
Did they add double money for the casino heist already?
>>571056502yes
>>571056120Not having HSW is the biggest reason I wish I had a PS5.
>>571056549I guess I must be misremembering the normal payout then since I just joined one and my 15% cut for gold was about 600k
>>571056764That must have been a heist started before this event, because all casino heists right now are guaranteed art targets.
>>571056120Hsw gts is one of my favorite cars in the game.
I hope we get a hardtop Dominator GT. Ragtops are gay
I hope we get to engage in scat with Lucia
I just put missile jammer on 5 811s
Waiting for Joshimuz trailer analysis
>>571060291
>want to do casino heists>no friends>too pussy to ask for help herepain.
>>571060291>>571060732years later im still mad at how ugly this car is
>>571061587I love it, I think it's better looking than the real one. The real one is a bit of a letdown in GT7 also. I played GT7 for 6 months because I had no R2 button lol.
>>571061587I like it
>>571061967
>>571062391:) good taste
>>571061967>>571062391enemies of christ
>>571051106I'm ready to have Angel replace all my other employees.
>>571063335kek that would actually be a good use of the AI, just mass give it all the abilities of other contacts.Now that I think about it, the mansions really don't feel like the ultimate badguy fortress we were promised, they barely do shit. The business boost doesn't even effect half the businesses and the only worthwhile upgrade is the security team, which you can't even send after people like the security team from the Facility
Did they ever make more cool Coil cars, or was the Voltic pretty much it?
>>571063185I literally have a cross in my pocket so wrong again, wrong about not liking the 811 and wrong about my faith. >>571063335I get it and you have every right to be a perv who likes nasally voices>>571063784I like it, nothing is ever more than you expect I think but the fast travel, the boost (I use it for the bunker), and the security team are all great. I haven't been raided since. I like the pets, the mansion I bought (Tongva) is on my favourite road in the game. I'm happy with it but yeah I get how it could do more, like let me buy crates for every warehouse at one spot.
>>571065305There's no such thing as cool electric cars, grandma.
>>571065786okay fine be a geek. Tell me about the cool new versions of the Picador
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7fpNOXxMo0
>>571065786>>571065305There's the Brawler but it's gas, and yes there is a Coil four door like a Tesla, I forget what it's called.
>>571065909The Picador is God mode at low speeds in mud, that's it. I know one race where it wins most of the time.
>>571065909There's no new Picador but the Warrener HKR is a similar body style. It's pretty fun and has Tuners customization. There's also the Creado in Vi based on a Ford Ranchero. If we're lucky it'll be one of the cars they add in this update. Luv Rancheros, me
>>571066440>1.3mMan I fucking hate GTAO
>>571066614Man just do a quick Cayo and some sales
Par time for the HSW time trial this week was absurdly easy, on my first try, I finished ~41.5s ahead of the par.
I took more pics of 811s
gonna buy a ps5 just to play gta 6
>>571074395I'm not
>>571050736>>571048056not to mention V had the worse story out of all the games but I personally believe VI will be a far more enjoyable single player experience game play wise and story wise than V.
>>571059154>buy convertible>make it a coupewhat's the point? just buy a coupe already>>571065909no such thing as new picador but they added some totally unrelated shitty mods to it sometime ago
>>571082667V had one of the best stories for me, on par with 4 but definitely better than SA
Did the Hao race, maxed out my beloved Banshee, and now I have no idea what to do. I have a bunch of shit like neglected nightclub, neglected storage warehouse thing, neglected biker house, neglected business thing. You know, all the old things that were boring and time consuming
>>571082819Wew, hard disagree there lad but I'm glad someone on the planet at least enjoyed it.
>>571082908get an arcade and enjoy agatha
>>571083327Wait I have that one too. Shit's empty except for Jimmy
>>571082819NTA but I also think the V story sucked, or rather, the writing sucked an all the characters were unlikable as fuck. What did you like about it?
>>571039668Cool looking guy on top right's going to die early right? And we're gonna have to deal with that annoying black guy wearing the chains for most of the story, instead?
>>571060882almost in the same shoes, my problem is i'm mentally challenged and don't want show it off to /gtag/ anons. So i stick with randos and embrace the pain that comes with that
>>571083728NTA, but I liked how proactive the characters are. Pretty much none of the characters' actions are a job or mission assigned by an NPC.Still something I've yet to see in any other game. Granted it's something that only works with sociopath main characters.
All I want from Rockstar when the marketing kicks off is confirmation that we can turn Lucia into a torta
>>571083728>>571083223I liked the interaction between the 3 protagonists, especially the antagonism between Michael and Trevor. I liked the cheesy lines, and the humor, and the overall story resolution. I did hate anything involving Franklin, but I guess he was well complemented by Lamar and his shenanigans.
>>571085219If they cut the RPG mechanics I'm not going to pick it up on console.
>>571088563You mean like how you can increase your stats by doing tmcertain things? Lol, I won't be surprised if they do like far cry 6 and your skills are based off your outfit.
>>571040019I hope they’re like Lamar and used for comedic purposes instead of those annoying ass ones from the auto shop.
>put C4 on my car>drive up to random people in tryhard outfits and suicide bomb them>they leave hate mail for whatever reason
>fly with ma raiju from zancudo to nightclub at 70% max altitude>over the city notice some guy is following me in a raiju >descend and lose him between the skyscrapers>shoot out his tail, they crash and die, no kill count>leaves hate mail how they're "gonna get me next time"
>>571094943People like that need to have their brains removed and studied to see what makes one act like this.
>>571095089I was wondering if I overreacted since they didn't lock on or shoot at me, but for every one that doesn't, 19 others do.
Are there any good mods for San Andreas that work like GTA ReViced?
>>571095484If you appear in their way they get offended and will try to kill you. Better kill them first.
miss the good ol' times
>>571095662hello terrone, i missed you
>>571095829>mfwwho are u?!
>>571097231It's me, your pal!
Hey, /gtag/. Is this a relatable image?
>>571097231i'm your friendly neighborhood umarell
>>571097703you aren't fooling anyone with that mission failed screen. who faceplanted onto the beach?
>>571099113>faceplanted onto the beachI think I've posted this before but I was looking through my clips.
>>571102840First time I've done that heist I was the pilot and not paying attention at all to the instructions so when the game asks you to fly over the beach so the guy can jump out I landed on the cliff beside it and was confused why nothing happened, until my friends yelled at me to fly above the beach to trigger the cutscene.In my defense tho, I landed and took off on a hilly ass cliff flawlessly.
>>571104327Only time i did those heists in my new account it was literally to get the criminal mastermind challenge and we did it in one try
>>571102840I fucking hate people who run towards helicopters while i'm trying to land.Stand the fuck back or i'm going to land on you just to make a point.
>>571105919Here's a clip from what I think was the attempt after that one.
>>571106202I see 4 NPCs on that clip.
>>570999303Thanks again, now that I finished the heist for the first time with this character, I can finally move the arcade from that awful location
Had a graphics apocalypse again.
kek
>>571107776Sure. If you need more help just let me knowwhere did my tie go?
>>571108046>mfw when I win the lottery
>>571108202Cool, I had to restart my PC because it was dragging its feet. As soon as I have another one ready, I'll let you know. I wanna do big con next
>>571108046>screen peekingcheater
We got matching outfits, we're such good friends
>>571109975
>>571109975>>571110157>when its take kid to work day but you're 35
Went a little screenshot crazy again.
>>571112179Berry nice.With the bail targets being worth more now I've been doing them and using the opportunity to take pictures inside Solomon's office.
>>571113938Cool lighting in there... shame we can't change outfits during the mission, also its kinda cramped and hard to get a good angle sometimes.
>>5711141023rd to complete the set.
>>571113938The best baked lighting are in these random interiors.
>>571114652Or maybe that's not technically baked.... I might be talking about something else lol.
>>571114825Yeah nevermind, I made a false dichotomy of "ray tracing" and "baked". Goofy me.
>>571114825I think its just pre-placed lights that are more well thought.The worst offender has to be the car meet, the entire place your character looks like this, except around the bright lights.Solomon's office is only used in singleplayer for cutscenes so Rockstar spent more time making it look nice.
>>571115350Yep. WAY too dark in there, very crowbar coded lighting lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkNufP-r6w
>>571116739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-JWLb2_Mh4
>>571116918sorry to harass your ears with that lol, apparently nightcore crowbar is a whole genre
>>571045623that is actual game and not in enginewere getting tarted up gat5
do people in here have early stage alzheimers and advanced glaucomaGTAVI does not look the same as V, the sheer density of animated entities on screen at once would make the latter turn a ps3 into melted slag in half a frame
>>571108046GTA Online women look crazy ugly lmao
>>571107113
>>571078356who asked, fag?
>simply state how you're gonna buy and play gta 6>it generates unimaginable levels of seethe among brownskek
>>571126928Same with the guys when 90% of them pick Niko or Claude as the dad and use the same 2014 middle school haircut (Faux Hawk)
>>571093060>female version of thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/V9Ows8NJ-IcYes pls
>>571135225hopefully the outskirts aren't all emptythat really is a huge map and it'd be a shame if it was just trees and rocks
>>571135225Wow that city looks tiny.
>>571135225So >>571045023 is showing half of the map then?That means you see the Vice City skyline from everywhere on the map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wAb30uOf4I miss when the peak of 1v1s were c-bug duelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7YCYflAM
>yfw you get your shit destroyed, respawn and have to PVP all in this area>mfw
>>571146110pic related
I have the sneaking suspicion that the last delay was due to them not being able to get the game running smoothly on consoles so they had to cut and optimize a ton of things.
>>571146272>that island just south of east VCYou WILL be sniped from the mainlandYou will NOT make it to your boat or chopper before you get headshotAnd you WILL like it
>>571147116we should thank our console brothers for their beta testing efforts until we get our PC version
will rockstar be making fun of Trump because of this after all?
>>571104327My first time was with my friends and we pulled off all the setups and the heists perfectly in one try until the very end when I landed the heli on the beach and one guy hit the parachute tuck and roll right into the tail rotor. After that we just kept fucking up in dumb ways and had to come back to it the next day. I'm pretty sure our first attempt was so good we would've gotten the elite challenge, which I still haven't done to this day kek
>>571148730Yeah can't wait to not have any downgrades reverted when it finally comes to PC. Thanks a pantload, consolefriends.
>>571149671Don't think he'll be named obviously, but I'd expect at least some deranged not-Trumpler fanatics at some point. Think ranting about eating some horse meds, vaccine mind control and so on.
>>571149671I think it would be very funny to have a caricature president character that has the same speech patterns and behavior. A total meme as president would be fitting for gta, especially when you consider how funny trump has been over the years
>>571149671They'll bring back Donald Love and Avon Hertz (the one from V was a clone) and they'll team up to make Love/Hertz
>>571134734My favorite is when they have a white character but give them the nigga beard with perfect straight edges.Also troons and male characters alike have universally horrible color selection.
>>571155025>Also troons and male characters alike have universally horrible color selection.So every GTAO character
>>571155141At 90% of them. It's actually a notable occurrence when you see someone that actually looks good or even normal.
>>571155258It's a shame video games can only give us basic bitch facial customization. We need modders to give us more flavor but GTAO is not Skyrim or Fallout to be modded like that.
What exactly can we hope for GTAO when GTAVI is out?Are they just gonna drop the game forever?
>>571155849yes nigga lolwhat, you think they wanna spend any time at all on a game played exclusively by jaoa da silva wilkinson from minas gerais when they can milk niggas with the biggest videogame of the decade(tm)
>>571156090My gut is telling me GTAO2 is not ready yet, and they wont actually release it until the PC release.
>>571155849It would be very funny if we have a similar situation like we did with RDR2>People play the game and enjoy the story>Praised as one of the best experiences in gaming>Online launches>It's barren of content at launch>People don't want to lose what they accomplished in GTAO and comes back>VI is praised left and right, but the online is not bringing any significant number>Support quietly wanes while old GTAO gets Arena Wars part 2
>>571156408That would be fucking hilarious if true
>>571156702
>>571156671RDO is a fucking tragedy of wasted potential
>>571157065Haven't been posting pictures in a while so i went back to take some for the thread.
How well does Enhanced run on a 3060?
>>571157196
>>571157346it runs just fine on 4060 so it should run fine on 3060 as well
>>571157397>1920s gangster outfit>earringsGoof
>>571157397
did they fix the collision bug on police buffalo stx?
>>571157346if this is accurate then you should be fine, i can run it at 60fps on my 5050
>>5711590005050 gets frame Gen, 3060 doesn't.
>>571159534it doesnt need frame gen to hit 60fps
>>571159678It very probably does.I need frame Gen on my 4070ti to stay above 100fps consistently.
>>571155849As long as they're still making money on it they're not going to drop it. I really don't think people are going to enjoy going from 5 that's packed with over 10 years of content to 6 which probably won't have much of anything. It definitely won't have much of anything if Rockstar goes with their drip feed strategy. It's going to be like when 5 was new and everyone only wanted to run titan of a job because nothing else seemed worth grinding and you needed to grind.
>>571159821I just pray they learned some lessons from GTAO other than how to milk pockets dry. They need to step up their QoL in VI. The "quick" menu in GTAO for example is woeful.
>>571158135
>>571159728>It very probably does.it doesnt
>>571160168At 480p or 720p maybe with everything at low.
>>571157346Runs fine on a 3060 at 1440p ultra (except grass) without ray tracing.
>>571160451you're very wrong
>>571157346Easily, as long as you're not still using an HDD. It's just as easy to run as Legacy if you keep Ray-Tracing off, just with much higher VRAM usage.With Ray-Tracing on, it runs similarly to RDR2.
>>571126928>>571134734>>571155025>>571155396this is all bait to post more pics
>>571160451Dude, just watch an optimization video.
>>571160102
>>571155025>>571155141like what do you mean about colours wtf are you talking about? they match.
>>571163360
>>571163360how did you make all the cars old
>>571163462Brother that's a meth head outfit.
>>571163462nothing in your outfit matches anythingalso yjk
>>571163703it says legalize cocaine though. how many times are you supposed to pet the dog btw?
>>571163550>>571163672That was because of a user created mission that was part of the last week event which changes the vehicle spawn to only spawn some old models around during the mission, you could still bring any car to the mission but I manually picked my gold Roosevelt Valor and changed my outfit to be era appropriate for the mission.
>>571153848Pretty excited to see how they spoof AI in this.
>>571163874I don't know what yjk meansthe socks on the shoes and the gloves match the hat. >>571163987what's it called? can you still do it? I need to try that mission creator lmao
>>571158628They only fix issues like that during an update. So we'll see of it'll get fixed once the summer update comes. For now you can just remove any push bar modification and it won't have the issue
>>571163886Seriously looks like the local meth zombie that tries to guilt trip people into giving her money in the Walmart by saying she ran out of gas, right down to the leopard print, oversized glasses, and shitty tats.
are we doing an uggo contest?
>>571164168Ok, good. I kind of wanted her to look like my future ex wife. What about my guy?
>>571164251
>>571164064>>the socks match the gloves and the hatFucking lmao
>>571164251>>571164435Looks like an autistic softock.>>571164243Looks like a normal dude
>>571164243Your guy looks like Castiel with a learning disability and on weed.
>>571164064I dont know if they still there to do, to check on that you must search on jobs and community created and then missions, otherwise you will need to add them manually by searching for them using the website and then pinning them as favorites to play them.
>>571164592Now you're just making shit up 100%
>>571164823You know who love to wear gloves for no reason? Autistic people.
>>571164976>for no reason they're driving all the time, these are driving gloves.
>>571165120You look like you buckle up your groceries
Bitches on patrol
>>571165518Thank you for proving everything you've said wrong, I'm more the carry everything in four double bagged reusable grocery bags and carry it all home at once like a weight lifter (I walk to the grocery store because it's a quarter mile away).
>>571135225>2004>a city in gta is 4 blocks>2013>a city in gta is 4 blocks>2026>a city in gta is 4 blocksFuck me, I hope the leak that there's more cities is real or that they're just not rendering shit to mess with the autistic mappers.>>571155849GTAO is gonna survive in that mission creator mode, it's basically Rockstar way of saying "you're on your own now".
>>570965967>>570966116Replying to these sales to get back to it quicker
kek the browns on /v/ have been seething over this game extra hard now that the game isn't getting delayed and is still gonna be a console launch onlywonder how many of those subhumans will rope themselves when the pre-orders go live
>>571166238>I carried ALL my dino nuggies in at once!
>>571166676It's gonna be a long and hot latina bunda summer.
>>571166746I buy gay, european and asian groceries. I don't buy any processed shit. So yes I carry my stir fry beef, olive oil, and thai veggies at once.
>>571166676Who was expecting it to launch on PC? When's the last time a GTA game launched on PC the same time as consoles? GTA2?
>>571166983Yeah. GTA came out on PC first though.
>>571166983Exactly. 1999 with GTA2
>>571166924Oh, my mistake. I should have posted this instead.
>>571166607>Fuck me, I hope the leak that there's more cities is real or that they're just not rendering shit to mess with the autistic mappers.keep in mind that those are only the main roads, doesnt count back alleys and side streets, the actual screenshots rockstar have show wayyyyy more density than can be conveyed with a flat graphic 2d map
>>571166983no one, but the brown faggots on /v/ have been fuming with fury for over a day nowi'm pretty sure one of those faggots also posts here because i got banned last time he started his shitty lame corny consolewarfagging over no pc on launch
>>571167154you're cringe faggot, keep posting more embarrassing shit lol.
>>571167206To be fair, not launching on PC is just a gay jewish plot to get people to double dip. Entirety expected though.
just a week until we get even more footage and the pre-orders go livei can't wait>>571167317most sales are on consolesthe people who double dip are a minorityi'm not even gonna bother replying to you after this
>>571167495Why are you mad at me now?
>>571167298He says while posting his turd car
>cover gets announced>thread doesn't need to be bumped anymore>its 2 friends constantly bickering at each otherjust a glimpse of whats to come
no you for you embarrassment
>>571165518what's wrong with buckling up your groceries?
>>571168829some people are just evil, don't try to figure it out.
>>571168780
>>571168829I bet you think there's nothing wrong with men wearing sandals in public either.
>>571169009I dunno why but the jdea of someone getting called evil for not buckling up their groceries made me burst out laughing at work>Sees unbuckled shopping bags>THE DEVIL IS AT WORK HERE
bro is just a complete retard, I never wear sandals and I don't even buy groceries. he is just a pedophile.
>>571169803The idea that I called something evil and it made someone laugh makes me very happy. Very not evil.
where to buy gta onlin mone (cheap)
>>571169617oh so you're one of those guys who're insecure about perfectly normal behavior and project it onto other guys, gotcha
>>571168495comfy times are over I guess
>>571171298There's always time to be comfy as long as you want it.
>>571171290bazinga>>571171515Thanks. I'm going to make my female character wear something more colour coordinated.
>>571171515true, but if the vibes are off in here, there's no reason for me to show up
>>571171931do you need more screenshots of my cat? His name is Stoive.
>>571171931Don't mind it, be unbothered, moisturized, in your lane.
>>571156671>Arena Wars part 2you have to remortgage a house to afford that dlc
>>571172247I guess that's true
>>571172567Want to do Casino this week? we will be doing it a lot and we have empty seats a lot of times.
>>571171290Homosexuality is not perfectly normal behavior.
Games like GTA Vice City?
>>571173118Scarface The World is Yours.
Cayo bros, they changed the weapons mission for agressive loadout, Which loadout do I need to pick now to get the office interior grab?
>>571173118GTA Vice City Stories>>571173462That was a great one. Alongside The Godfather they really defied the expectation that all movie tie-in games have to suck
>>571172797depends how long Forza keeps entertaining me
Huehuehue preorder lmao console shit faggotry nono pc sorryWallahi trailer 3 soon ong
>>571173887Any loadout can have any mission, it's not preset like that.
>>571175017I always got the office interior one before, 100% of the time
>>571175252That seems to be the most common one regardless, I barely ever get the Merryweather one and I choose different weapons every time
>>571175252There's always a chance for merrywheather. The correct way to do that one is, if you have multiple players, have your partner go blow up their valkyrie while you're at the sub, then as they blow it up, you immediately start another weapons prep for an office set up. If you're doing it solo, you can just join a new session with your kosatka as your last spawn location. When I do that though, the game sometimes gets stingy about giving me the merryweather mission. Alternatively, you can teleport your kosatka before starting that mission, then shoot one of your kosatkas guided missiles at it, then start another prep, rinse repeat, until you get a good mission, then teleport back to del pero. That's the other method I've seen. The joke is that the best way to do the mission is not doing it at all.
>>571175715I followed the merryweather chopper with my own and blew up everything where it landed failing the mission. Next mission was merryshitter again..
>>571175715The fast travel and sub-launched missiles are underrated tools
>>571174223I got kind of bored of Gran Turismo 7, too many of the cars I don't own are 20m and it's too hard to make money fast.
>>571175946Yes, that's how it can unfortunately be sometimes lol. It's long felt to me like certain missions were more likely at on certain days, or weeks.
Reminder that Saint Denis is the same size as Sandy Shores. Details and density more than make up for area size.VI is going to be impressive, if nothing else.
>>571184436I want to believe, but Los Santos felt like such a downgrade from Liberty City in terms of detail and density, there's no guarantee they'll do it right this time either.
I hope all the sluts in the promotional images are not just gooner bait or cutscene characters. The game needs to be filled with the skimpiest of sluts. This is Miami after all.
>>571186798You wont even be able to fuck hookers anymore.
>>571186864I mean that would be realistic. The entirety of Miami beach is filled with women who look like whores but they only dress like that for their instagram/OF pages.PC mods will fix that.
Since GTA is getting the hype of the century PC modders better give us Skyrim & Fallout 4 tier mods when it comes to customization, addons and all that good stuff. GTA mods even for 5 have always been fucking lame reskins.
>>571187464GTA games aren't made with standardized mod support like Bethesda games are, so it's never going to be as good
>>571187464that's because the rockstar engine is absolutely annoying to work with and constant updates keep breaking everything
I hope there are nude scenes in it haha
>>571188156There will be male nudity.
>>571187046I hope random NPCs have varying heights and this isn't just for a cutscene
>>571185283GTA 4 and 5 were meant to run on the same generation of consoles, so sacrifices had to be made. Current console gen has much stronger CPUs than what rdr2 was developed for, plus SSDs.
GTA 5 had a low number of unique prostitute models. 6 better step it up. At least 40 unique bodies with 20 face variations each
>>571188525Good point. I remain skeptical, but I hope to be wrong.
>>571188546They should probably randomize. Is it that big a deal if some are cute and some are nightmares?
Did you guys know that RDR2 came out?
>>571188973Also if I remember correctly, a lot of people were complaining about IV's focus on realism and depth, instead of the arcade-y fun than the ps2 games had. Probably influenced how depth was removed from V's world.But it seems like most people are vocal about how much they enjoy RDR2's immersion, so Rockstar has less of a reason to scale back in VI.
>>5711893431% chance one of the prostitutes or a 0.5% chance one of the random skimpy NPCs is a tranner or femboy. These are my demands R*
>>571189521Kinda very old news. The online aspects of it are nearly abandoned. You can accomplish everything you would care to, in a matter of months, and consider the game beaten.
>>571187464Rockstar hates modders whereas skyrim and fallout 4 had official tools for creating mods.
that reminds me, have to buy a ps5 pro
>finish the pacific standard job>right at the end one guy throws a C4 and blows us up right between the transition between hitting the checkpoint and the boat driving away>this makes our characters disappear in the final cutscenelol
Anyone else had cursed buzzard spawns recently?
>>571192734cute tgirl
>>571192734Pegasus is taking tips from pavel.
>>571194274Here was an even worse one. When I took off the thing was invincible. Impervious to all damage save for weapons. I tried for over ten minutes to escape but it was impossible lol.
>>571194745Not even cars spawn there, so I have no idea what parameters the buzzard spawn works under.
>>571189984It's a shame about RDO. They designed it specifically to milk shart cards, er gold bars, out of people, but only afterwards did they realize they can't just shit out increasingly ridiculous flying cars and shit in Red Dead's setting, so they shitcanned the entire thing. It had so much potential it's unreal. I suppose it's possible that RedM could be amazing but it seems like that and FiveM are full of autist retards, schizo admins, and niggers RPing as niggers.
>>571195267I don't know what RedM has planned, but I have zero desire to just work a day job in the old west. Maybe they just want to make mini-games, I dunno. If fending off zombie hordes is your jam, the game already has that. For what it's worth, RDR Online can be pretty entertaining in a sense of buying what little exists to buy, exploring the world, and getting good enough to not feel bad. Then it's over. That's fine, a game should have an end.
cant be unseen, you're welcome.
>>571194996People will try to tell you that you need two wings to fly. They'll tell you to land on "runways", and avoid pedestrian traffic. Those people are quitters.
>>571171515Comfy is what we make of it...>>571171931Unlike my vibe which is never off.HEYOOOO!>>571186798And GTAO2 needs to let us have the same outfits as them.>>571197406There's 3 of them, that's part of the reason why I shrunk the fake cover I made.
>>571199156You know fixing your face only costs 100k, right?
>>571188525lol current consoles still can't even do native 1080p 60fps in GTA V. or any other game for that matter
>>571200230That's a GPU bottleneck, which is completely different from how "alive" the world will feel.
>>571197520landing without a wing is certainly an art
>>571197520Sometimes I land my jet undamaged and it still blows up
>Multiple apartments, stilt houses, mansions, private yacht, casino penthouse, evil underground lairs, etc>Not a single one of them lets you call all the strippers in your phone at once for a partyRockstar is gay as fuck
>>571213365>all the strippers in your phoneyou guys have strippers in your phone?
>>571216418You don't?
>>571216760Nope
>>571216834why are you gay?
>>571217032I have a child, not gay, just never saw the point in GTA strippers/hookers.This is my original 2013 launch character as well.
>>571199539Sure, but if I changed her she wouldn't be her, she would be someone else and I like her.>>571213365But you can invite other players, curious...
[alternatively]BUT THEN HOW WOULD I BE ABLE TO AFFORD ALL THESE CAAAARRRS?!?!
What the FUCK is the appeal of cop cars?
>>571219523Same as everything else... showing everyone online that you do.
>>571219523>t. never played any hot pursuit game
>>571219523I just like collecting vehicles.
>>571186798Vice City had Jenna Jameson I wonder if they'll have pornstar characters in this.
>>571221027They might but they will have to do an OnlyFans parody because everyone is independent now.
bumperu
>>571219275What's the first car you will buy in GTAO 2 aka GTA VI online?Also will you recreate jawkun in GTAO 2?
>>571195267The main issue why no one bought gold bars in RDO is because for one everyone exploited tons of gold in the beta and two legit players after that just abused max daily counter which easily gave you more than enough gold for anything in the game until they finally nerfed it like 2 years later too late.there was zero reason to buy gold ever, also old west cosmetics just aren't that fun when they're sticking to everything being realistic it's just coat #233482739482 boots #737423872 cowboy hat #929382984243Outside of that RDO is far superior than garbo GTAO and I really hope VI online takes after RDO freeroam play and defensive stance.
>>571232345>abused max daily counterI wouldn't really call just doing dailies "abusing" the dailies.>old west cosmetics just aren't that fun when they're sticking to everything being realisticThey didn't stick to realism, they went full edgelord beltanbuckle by the end.
>>571231908Banshee is the first car
Pain
>>571237361>drive the tornado with the dead body to the altruist camp and avoid roads, also you can't just pick it up with the cargo bob cause fuck you
>>571231908buy?
>>571232830True but the trick was to only do 1 daily everyday until the multiplier wasn't garbage then you just do as many as you can until you forget to login and ruin it lol
>>571243402It's GTAO you don't get to keep it unless you grind 50 hours or buy a shark card, duh.
>heist prep in paleto bayYeah I think that's enough gtao for today
>>571248419I hate it. Last time I tried quickiepharm it sent me to paleto bay for my 1st stop and my 2nd stop was back in LS near where I started.
>>570939920>it's a digital key to gta VI
>>570982013you guys are unironically grinding on pc?
>>571257426Yes and no. I do all the activities to satisfy my award loving autism. I don't need the money after all this time.But I'll also admit there are a few activities I enjoy regardless of awards.
>>571199156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoFbG5qRpo
>>570631191everyone does gta3 no damage, no wanted stars, pacifist, pistol only.but what if, what if you try to minimize or eliminate the distance travveled by car in the stats?the problem is that timed missions such as pay day for ray and sam basically require a car. i tried the subway, its vey slow. and i don’t think i can hitchike on a car to all the payphones.mike lips is an interesting one since by minute 3 i was able to get the car down to 8ball but getting it out and back without driving is not really possible. so i will have drive about a quater of a mile in mike lips.the trashmaster for blowfish only activates the timer after you get inside it, so you can push it all around the map to the fish factory without issues.what would be the lowest possible amount of miles driven and why isnt anybody doing this challange?while boats do count against the stat. they can be cheesed by pressing accel and letting go of control and letting the waves take u
>>571259960consequently there could be a challange for only driving and no distance travveled by foot.
>heists week>casino heist too>Knoway missions x2 (was waitng for it to even bother doing those)>windows shits the bed and the wifi card results nowhere to be foundi "played" last night without any issue (aka spent the night cloud hopping because every faggot doesn't know how to close a lobby)is it a driver thing? is it hardware? Fuck me, why can't i just play this shit in peace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yyaxg6pRao
>>571217235you have to get strippers to move the contacts on your phone.anyone know why I have to re-initialize my PS4 every couple of months?>>571220619same>>571219523idk but a couple of them are nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2daIARwNmMCan Rockstar even top this with 6?
>>571213365and they're not totally naked>>571219113never change her there's nothing to changeI didn't buy all of them >>571219523I mean, the undercover newer crown vic is just the only one you can get, it's a car I always wanted a regular one of but there is no regular one. I like the normal versions of the Impaler LX and Dominator FX better though.
>>571262203I have to spend all day reinstalling my PS4 and redownloading GTA. Welcome to hell.
>>571266013They already topped it with rdr2
>>571266356the flyi... deity is such a beautiful sedan.Like the subtle mods on your, it perfectly matches the speed trim, a good balance between sport and style
>>571259960A minimum driving run would be more interesting in GTA4 where the city is more dense with possible foot only shortcuts.
>>571271946Thanks, I have another one that's almost the same but slightly different. I agree it's a great looking car.
It's kinda gay that starting a casino prep mission instantly kicks you out of the arcade instead of giving you a chance to get into one of the vehicles right there in the garage 10 feet away
>>571219523WEE WOOO WEE WOOO WEE WOOOthat's it really
>penthouse decorations are on sale this week!>the ones you can only buy with chips...>and you're still limited on how many chips you can get per hourGay
>>571266002>you have to get strippers to move the contacts on your phone.No I don't.
>>571277297You haven't been converting ~50k chips per hour every time you play for the last few years?
>people on /v/ are making fun of GTA again:(
>>571279839All they can do is laugh. GTA is what everyone thinks when they hear the word video game. It's the biggest entertainment product of the century.
>>571231908From what they revealed, the Cheetah classic is my go to choice, but honestly I find driving bikes more fun, so it might be a dirty cheap Sanchez or something.>Also will you recreate jawkun in GTAO 2?If they give me neck control I'll be the giraffiest jawkun in the world.>>571232345Not to mention the stupid prices, jackets costing like $600 or more.>>571237361More like, take this rocket.>>571266356Thank you.
>>571219275Why does your garage look like this>Yes it's been years since I played
>>571281859That's the new 50 car garage, when you're inside if you open the interactive menu you can change styles.
>>571281989>See Pricewell, I'm gonna stick with my 3 Del Perro 10 cars. I was gonna sell a lot of the cars I have but lmao they're all $0 freebies from the casino wheel
>>571219523I pull over black NPCs and beat them to death with a baton.
>>571282145Oh don't even bother, Rockstar gave up on the fight against car dupers and now sell prices max out at 500k.
>>571272785Honestly, V's city has some amazing details as well when you go on foot. Problem is that it has those large main roads that are really convenient for driving, unlike IV, so people rare pass by the smaller roads.
>>5712824454 still does some things 5 doesn't that I think would add to a run like that. For example all the completely random unmarked interiors around the map, and the ability to climb and shimmy on ledges. Both would make finding shortcuts more interesting, in my opinion.
Bets on the existence of a trans character you have to help in GTA VI?
>>571282793I mean there's gay and goofy crossdressing (trans) characters in the older gamesSo I can see it happening again but not in a woke way where it's suppose to be some sincere mini story line or something. So obviously a random npc encounter or a strangers & freaks mini mission type of deal nothing important or relevant to the main story which of course will come accompanied with tons of people making amazing videos blowing up the character in funny ways like they did with RDR2 characters.
>>571282793I hope the hoe will be hot since all the tgirls look amazing today. At least the OF sluts.Tbh we have Peach the stripper in 5 so there's hope for more.
>>571283326>tgirls look amazing today. At least the OF sluts.
>>571282793>>571283326If Rockstar didn't take 50 million years to make 6 we could have had a "damn felix looking real cute" reference in GTA.
>>571283775They could still do itnot every reference has to be within the last year or something that's absurd and retardedThe radio stations would be complete garbo if they had to stick to everything being modern day, the 80's stations are always the best and most popular among the players.
>>571283993You know what, that's fair.>get a brain moransis from 2003 and it made it 5.
>>571283993The radio stations in 5 suck. Especially LS Rock Radio. Some songs there don't even sound like rock music.
>>571280146Right is cuter in this picture, but left is far cuter in their official art. Shame about that lip piercing, though.
wait what, new heist?
I hope we get press previews soon like what they did with GTA V and RDR 2I'm curious to see what people say about how it looks in actual gameplay
>>571282793There's one in VCS and there's literally a mission where you drive them to their bottom surgery kek
>>571292314Damn that's old. Nobody gets SRS anyone. It's all about the gock.
We did itAll 100% legit in the last ~18 months.
>>571281440>a man of refined taste and judgment
>2x cayo next week>[/spoiler]but only on paintings[/spoiler]
>>571294916If they gurantee 2 spawn in the room with the vault elevator I wouldn't mind. Maybe, just maybe, they'll give us rhe Panthers statue since it's art.
>>571296252I wouldn't mind that at all.
Why did I just get 500k
>>571301362If you're a paypig you get $500k for free every month.
>>571301362Part of the lead up to the DLC i thinkYou get 500k for logging in and 1 million for clearing any heist
>>571301649This is the reason I got 500k, my monthly tugboat.
>>571301793alright i guess it's time to listen to lester and do the damn humane labs thing
anything i need to get done this week for the dlc?
>doing cayo for the free million>transformed into default faceGame is barely holding on huh?>>5713102493 things>log in before the update comes out>do any heist>own a mansion
Did they do some update where they took away peoples planes? I absolutely used to own a bunch of jets and shit and now I only own a dodo
>>571313571How long has it been since you played? Were they Pegasus vehicles, do you own a hangar?
>>571284807The rock stations haven't been good since san andreas
>>570631191today a random invited me to his org, immediately hopped into a buzzard and started larping as his air support. surprisingly lobby was pretty chill, no hostilities from mk2s, only had to deal with 1 stupid white dot that tried chasing me on foot uphill with a homing launcher. boss seemed pointless at first but I suggested doing air freight sale and it went flawless, despite my inability to control his b-11's speed while strafing NPC targetsguys, always rember to have fun
>>571282665>>571272785i wish 4 ran on ps5. i got a shitty 3 that has to hen every boot and i got a shitty torrent that doesn't work when copied to disl woth multiman but does when running from usb. i don't want to run from usb as performance is atrocious. i sold all my gaming pcs too... only got a server and a thinkpad with integrated graphics>pic is me on the stupid ps3 that i hooked a logitech to as u dont have usb b mini or whatever the fuck its called and hdmi is wonky.
>>571310686damn this is what Patriot Anon looks on meth, the times are hard.
>>571326914im not poor man. im europoor but yeah. i see no reason to buy a gaming pc just for this. r* might realease it on the el cinco soon.... i could get another ps3 for like 100$ but im kinda mad i sold my superslim one when i was little and didnt attempt to hack it. tho from what im reading only the first fat models were truly jaibrackable wothout nano pi soldering bullshit
i want to play gta5 on pc. are there any essential mods or some shit I should install
oh shit i meant gta4
>>571327641You might need something to disable games for windows live or whatever that shit was called if you have a really old version. If you have the complete edition on steam or whatever it's called with the integrated docs it should run fine.
Awesome, another one in the bag! Thanks again
>>571329029you stole my tie again
>>571327641Ok not trying to be mean but are you retarded? literally just search on youtube or look at the steam guides section there's a million "playing GTA IV in 2026" guides to show you how to make the game run and look perfectly on PC.
>>571332992Nta but I'd probably be asking here too on top of that instead of trusting some random youtuber regurgitating what he saw on reddit. I'd rather have random anon regurgitate what they saw on reddit.
>>571333293Ah so two retards, whatever.
>>571332992im not retarded. i just trust anon more than drawn fluff videos with bloat mods titled "GTA IV on PC in 2026 is Incredible..."
>>571310686An improvement to be sure.
>>571333729You don't need to count yourself, bud :)
i got $500k without replaying the missions
>>571329029>heisting with your siblingCute.>>571326524Ozempic claims another.>>571334650Hard disagree.
Here's 2 covers for the thread.Sorry if I missed anyone.
THE NEW FOOTAGE LOOKS LIKE SHIT AHAHHAHA
I wish the Scar had a Holo Sight, this one is too chonky for my taste.
Honestly I'm replaying through V right now on the enhanced edition and I actually forgot about the story and am enjoying it quite a bit.Also the game is gorgeous on EE with max settings
I was just in an invite only session and was walking around listening to random npcs on their phones when a jet fired a missile at me and killed me. There was an icon on the mini map that showed a white jet icon like a hostile enemy would appear but no other players were there and it didn’t show a killcam or anything. Can that just happen??
>>571357747Sounds like that motherfucker herobrine is at it again
>>571357747i see a fortune teller, she's telling you that you are going to be killed by something from the sky.
Shame my dumbass got the mouse in this screenshot.I forgot how much I liked these heist hosting intro animations, even if I would prefer them being skippable and maybe just played being the interface as you invite people(with a button to hide UI so you can get shots like these).
>>571371324literally five seconds in paint-netor you could've just asked ai to do it for you
>>571371658You didn't have to do that. Thank you.
>>571371324
>>571372478Based
>>571372478Nah, gotta make it a little transparent so I'm reminiscing about it.
>>571336864>>571337020Nice. I got my shitty ps4 working again
>>571344416But that extended mag isn't?
>>571379697yeap thats even betterput it on the cover, will you?
u guys think there'll be climbing? at least something that's a little better than GTA V
>Top 20 Secrets In GTA Online That You Didn't Know About
>>571391451you forgot the bright red arrow pointing to the white arrow and the +$9999999 popup
>>571319143shit man, they were still hyping up an upcoming island heist
>>571391451There's a ghost by my facility
>>570631191trailer 3 better have some banger of a song
1. Should I sell off my anime car collection, which currently sits at 8 cars2. Rockstar was really clever during the PS2 days. Each area is like 2-3 block big but they felt way bigger back then
>>571394294No, never sell cars unless the reason is that you're out of space for other cars and they're not important. You're just going to waste money buying the collection again.
I forgot how much Casino prep work fucking sucks.It's like Rockstar makes it as awful and unfun as possible to disincentivize players from ever doing content that makes good money.I really hope 6 single player isn't another hollowed-out framework for a skinnerbox p2p online mode
>Part 3 of Humane Labs Raid>Literally can't get anyone to joinI get I am a living, breathing skill issue, but man
>>570631191trailer 3 should have this song https://youtu.be/Ng_t5D8tVvM?si=JpCJlQmQa_lYPH9M
>>571394723I don't think anyone remembers lmfao
What is the point of the auto sign in box when I get signed out every 24 and it makes me put the email and password in anyway
lads....please don't be real....https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1ublb4j/rockstar_skus_from_8999_to_19999_euro_in/
>>571400875>€200see i told you anyone exited for this game is retarded
>>571394723should use MJ smooth criminal and give us a 0.1 second shot of vercetti mansion at the end
>>571399304I do. I have a memory where one of my ex's dads traumatized his youngest daughter because of them. Still makes me giggle thinking about how ridiculous it is.
Finally got the office safe filled
>>571413445
>>571413445>>571413662Congrats. How? I didn't know there were poker chips. I have the safe, but there's just money all over the office.
>>571414739Safe is $20M in your bank and $12M in casino chips held.If you don't have a hoard of casino chips they wont be in the safe.
I've never done diamond heist, is this enough to launch the mission? I'm 100% sure I'm going to botch it somehow
I see nobody has still figured out Human Labs part 5 yet. Including me
>>571414881Nice, now I have to get a ton of chips, I only have like 1.5m
>>571195267>niggers RPing as niggers.I never understood why there are so many of them there. is it to try to shill their shitty rap music?
>>571420628one of the biggest servers was done by BigXThaPlug, a rapped with already an stablished career and everything was more predatory than Rockstar with their shark cards it was baffling.
>>571040237>>571034137>get rich>Have horny butterface Latina that can't keep her hands off of you >dump her and marry the woman who constantly insulted who you are and left you for some doctorFranklin was stupid.
Do you guys think GTA 7 will go to Texas or will we be going back to Liberty City again?
>>571426198why the fuck would it be in texas?
>>571426740We did every other "big" state
>>571426198>gta 7Lmao
>>571426198no idea but no point worrying about it when we won't see it until at least 2040
>>571437975Nice.
>>571387095Mos def, but you don't notice that in first person
>>571416991The duggan shipment is mandatory if you can't keep the stealth. You better find someone to help you with that one or own a Raiju
>>571426740Dallas and Houston are huge markets in america?
>>571439203I'm planning on doing stealth, I've watched a video but well...I have rotten luck
>>571441861dallas and houston are heisters not markets
>>571442279kek nice reference.
>>571416991It's cash just do it and move on to the next one
Look, I would love a GTA here, but too many retards would think "Durr why not just do Liberty City". So I think Texas or the Midwest would actually be a great new place to visit.
>>571430442I'd rather they do Liberty City again but give it the San Andreas treatment and include other cities around it. They don't even need to make a new version of LC, just copy the layout from IV and expand the map around it. Liberty City plus not-Boston and some New England wilderness in between would be pretty kino
>3 hours spent>1 heist final completedAmazing! Very fun night 10/10 can't wait for another shirty heist
>>571437975
I hope Rockstar can just reuse some of their own IP stuff like from Midnight Club. I think it would be neat for one of the customs shops in VC to be Six One Nine customs or something similar
>>571442258>>571439203I don't know if it's random or consistent, but it seems that if you use quick restart, it's as if the Duggan prep didn't happen, even if you did it. They get tanky as hell. Some even take multiple headshots, but headshots are basically mandatory, as the game does not reward anything else with quick results. It's a slog to have to pause to hose down an enemy that just won't die.
>>571451589Six one nine is a reference to So Cal though
>>571452359Holy fuck tank girl anon you've been hitting the gym.
>>571452729I'm more specifically San Diego
>>571454469Side effect of running with sacks of gold bars.
