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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
kris sex! sex with kris!
>>570646369
Alright /utg/, I keep seeing people bring up Deselle, but there doesn't seem to be any deeper discussion about the ship here.Who does /utg/ think initiates this forbidden relationship?
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Asgore is like the only character I like from Undertale so I really hope he gets done justice in Chapter 5, I know he's getting humiliated like always but I can dream
I dunno about forbidden ships but I want Dess to do horrible things to me.
I like Kriselle because I want Kris and Noelle to be happy, or for Noelle to at least get over her weird ass yearning for Kris that she hides very badly.I just want people to be happy.
>>570646601I'm actually interested in it
Why does nobody stop Sans from grooming children? Do monsters have different ideas about the age of consent?
>>570646601Dess obviously, Noelle is too chickenshit to even confess her love.
>>570646735cute dorky dess image
TERRIBLE start to the thread, let's ALL (yes that includes YOU) talk about Metatton!
>>570646601i like to imagine noelle having a crush on her first and initiating it rather than it being grooming bad touch stuff personallydon't care if other people like that this is just about what i like
>>570646735lol
>>570646813Why would they? Its a medieval setting where 6 year olds would be married off if possible.
>>570646664deltarune if it was WOKE
>>570646930>Say 'I Love MTT!' 100 times!
>>570647065Will you be mad at me if I say that lesbian Rudy looks like Ghislaine Maxwell?
>>570647065Toby can't do this because killing a beautiful butch would is illegal
>>570647078I Love MTT!
>>570647065Dang
>>570646671i'm glad so many people are bringing up the fact that asgore had to know gaster in undertale, and is his only non skeleton connection that's certain (alphys could've not known him). there's also the gaster gerson connections but i don't know how it ties together.
>>570647065in this universe noelle is straight as an arrow
I slept with an old man to ride a yacht and made a scandal about it when I got rich
>>570647136lmfaoooooo no you can speak your truth
>>570647065you... drew my grandma...
>>570646601I'm gonna go beyond and say that Noelle was the one to initiate any moves towards her sister. From what we know of Dess she was rebellious and was the cool kid all around, and with Noelle living under the same roof as her and being a lesbo it awakened something in her (sister is both cool and sexy!)Maybe she started to steal Dess' bras and she found out and got really weirded out but Noelle kept doing it
>>570647065But what would Carol look like as a man
>>570647225oh...oh my god... is this the second 'based on my aunt' moment?
>>570646930I don't like mettaton that much but I vaguely remember seeing fanart of him being depicted more like Johnny Bravo where his is both a little fruity but also has that macho, masculine aura, complete with the Johnny Bravo look with the small legs and massive, triangular torso. I like MTT depicted that way.
>>570646930It will be kinda fucked up if Tenna starts "befriending" Mettaton in the following chapters, Spamton will be cucked by the sexier FTM
9 days
>>570646930sorry, who?
>>570647493+11 hours and 40 minutes
If noelle's crush on susie doesn't get expanded on to prove how it isn't incestuous i will call toby a hack and ptooeey on my screen
>>570647065Huh? Is this supposed to be female Rudy? It just looks like he has pecs.
>>570647582I know it’s samey but I like genderswapping and changing almost nothing about character
If Gaster is so smart how come he couldnt break the barrier?
>>570646930Ever since I was a kid I can't stop seeing the box mettaton design as a face and not the letter M
>>570647714he got thrown into his creation before he could tell asgore about dark worlds and how this could save the underground
>>570646515I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>570647693That's based don't worry
>>570647310>>570646937The idea of Noelle being so pressing about it is interesting. Noelle dropping little comments about it here and there... I wonder if Dess would go for it and open up to her in one fell swoop, or if she'd slowly get accustomed to Noelle being romantic with her?
>>570647770if you think about it. it can represent both
>>570646930
>>570647490Spamton's FTM (Fat Tubby Moobs)...
>>570646664
Since Flower King has a watering can in it do we believe we're gonna meet another drinkable darkner like (miss) Mizzle and Water Cooler or no?
>>570648469I'd put money on yes.
>>570648469It’s going to be a tatted up trailer park hag with no teeth and a tracheostomy
>>570647225>>570647383FROM THE CREATORS OF: "Based on my Aunt" AND "Based on my Uncle"GET READY FOR A NEW ADVENTURE!
>>570648710>baby kris drawing with "based on my baby" text in the corner
>>570648791the demon manifest...
>>570648924lel
i need to sound like jevil for something real quick, can you helpthis is as close as i gothttps://voca.ro/1j4Mb1KUmqa9
>>570648924BURN IT WITH THE HOTTEST FIRES FOUND IN HELL
>>570648469I wonder if we could get a mizzle variant in the dark world
>>570647987at first she thinks Noelle is messing with her, but since she's so young it might actually be just a silly childhood crush. Which surprises her because she always thought Kris would be Noelle's type. then Noelle starts getting touchy and Dess just lets it happen
>>570648959You sound great
Damn all of you, you're making me remember based on my aunt and I almost choked on my food while crying laughing
The mod that removes enby from Deltarune is a lot like the NMA Fallout 2 Setting Improvement Mod
First modded sesh for the Morrowind server is over! Went very well, had tons of fun and there were minimal bugs from our modload. Hope Jevilanon shows up next time! Or other new people! https://pastebin.com/wHxmpUAq Install guide is here if any other anons are interested and want to come tomorrow
>>570649827ough... it's been so long since i played morrowind multiplayer. all my shit is probably defunt and out of date.... ooooughhh.... too much work...
>>570650268The guide is easy to follow anon! We had a nimrod who didn't even know how to extract files figure it out in an hour. I'm sure you can, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoXvTvo4Iw
Kriselle mod...
>>570650505All of it stolen btw
>>570649827Was fun, thank you for hosting and excited to visit more of Tamriel Rebuilt with everyone>https://files.catbox.moe/9rx2hw.mp4>https://files.catbox.moe/43166i.mp4>https://files.catbox.moe/837pza.mp4
>>570650378woah you colored it awesome but why is the cape poopoo brown?
>>570650651Anon that's more of an orange
>>570650709poo. poo. brown
>>570650651I was meant to be ERAM's orange with a gradient to the near black of the background but yeah, could've made the gradient sharper or chosen a brighter orange.
>>570650782You might need to get your eyes checked
chapter 4 is beautiful
>>570650378nigga look like a cockroach
Some dipshit was screaming into his phone outside at 11AM and at 6AM so now I'm awake but I'm too tired to do anythingThis must be what it's like to live with Kris
>>570649617What did you have to eat? Just finished making some shiozake and rice to get hyped for weebland chapter.
>>570650929I'm playing it through again and recording it so I can carefully re-read all of the dialogue and textboxes. I was going off of people's word when they were saying Alvin was in on Carol's plan and now I get it. I don't remember Alvin being to strict and blunt with his warning to Kris to not go near the bunker. That would mean Undyne was originally in on "a" plan as well but Carol probably betrayed her. Also going to double check but I can almost swear the Knight of chapter 3 and chapter 4 are two different knights. They act... differently.
>>570650539Watch as some other guy makes one
im pissed that even after all these years /gif/ and /wsg/ are the only boards that allow audio webms. I want to post fave videos!
>>570651184i did my last replay before chapter 5 yesterday, specifically because of how much i adore every single part of chapter 4. its everything i've ever wanted from deltarune in one neat little bow, and it makes me wonder how this story can get better than that. i just love how it hones in on the fun gang and their dynamics, like when kris and susie are alone with each other in the dark world for the first time in the second sanctuary, you really get to see how much they care for one another and i want more NOW
>>570651123Rice, tofu with mushrooms and gyozaAnother weeby meal, but I didn't intend it to be that way lol
>>570651402The moment other boards allow audio both /gif/ and /wsg/ die. I kinda miss being on /wsg/ but it's so sparsely populated now I think it would actually be worth pushing that envelope.
>>570650637Did you ever make Spear of Justice or Battle Against a True Hero
>>570651542i, too, have been on a gyoza grind lately
>>570646664Based on my aunt
>>570651680carol please
>>570651680what
Chapter 5 foreshadowing
>>570650651>>570650782I can make it red but it becomes very generic and that tie to ERAM is severed. So now it's Blue that's his attack
>>570651784make it peepeeyellow and all will be right in the world
>>570651779Honeslty that's probably what Floridinns are
Prince of midenhall is like if Kris was based
>>570651680chapter 5 drawfag quality
>>570651615>https://files.catbox.moe/j9w0of.mp4>https://files.catbox.moe/sq5zlg.mp4
>>570651859
How powerful do we think the 7 flowers will be, we've been told that he prays for them and gives them holy water which feels important.
>>570651784You blue it.
>>570652052lmao
>>570652121ewww
What do you think is the most fucked up place you could open a dark world in? Like what would naturally house the objects that make the worst darkners to deal with, or the worst environment to traverse/live in
>>570652227Why do you say that?
>>570652121amazing
Do you think the Mike minigames and rhythm minigame will still be accessible in chapter 5 or will Toby arbitrarily limit them to one chapter like Party Dojo challenges?
>>570652279A dark world made by a victim inside their torture room
i'm late to the thread, catch me up on the important posts
>>570652291Don't eat on your bed
>>570652531kris sex is all that matters
>>570652279gun store. the book section of a library (thousands of enemy biblibooks). your moms underwear drawer. slaughterhouse
>>570652121This Kris is imprudently tempting me with their posture and pungent sexuality.
>>570652279A battlefield. I would say one that's still going on, but one that just ended might be worse.
>>570652417No, why do you think Toby explicitly made it so they were accessible when opening a chapter 4 file with completion data, and were the ONLY part of Castle Town you could access?
>>570652279Hoarder home
>>570652417I mean the way to get the code for the Mike Room is to go to a ch4 file After you beat it which to me feels like Mike was originally a ch5 thing. I don't see why he's remove the rhythm minigames either.
>>570652279bdsm sex dungeon because all the darkners would try to keep you bound there forever and rape you over and over again
>>570652826yeah thatd be so horrible haha
>>570652871you trying to tell me something?
>>570651083This is what its like to live like Kris while your mom gets plastered and plowed by strangers every Saturday night
hey, remember when this was posted as a "totally legit leak"? funny shit, right there
Fuck my life, I needed to import a pic to the whiteboard to draw something but image upload is disabled
>>570653085Trust me, it's for the better.
The Voring Knight
>>570653085Sorry anon but it was taken away for a very good reason
I wanted the Flower Kingdom
>>570652979this looks like a teox animation
>>570653145What if the Knight vored Toriel haha and Susie couldn't stop them from digesting Kris's mom in front of her that would be so wacky
>>570652692So people would have something to fuck around with during the wait between chapters that they could easily access without having to start a new save?
Bully the child.
Asgore will make the darkest fountain with a black shard
>>570652121Gorgeous you're an angel blessing these threads with all these masterpieces>>570652652That's simply how they are normally!!
>>570651402I know, i have to go through the rigmarole of googling audio remover and downloading the vid again to post
>>570652279rotting meat worldralsei's favorite
Here's another "totally legit leek" from a "disgruntled ex-fangamer employee" It does look kind of nice though
>>570653326That, and so it could be future proofed so that even after new chapters come out you can still open your Ch4 file to play the games again without a dedicated save just for it. And so you wont have to be autistic and worry about replaying chapter 5+ just to update your high scores, you cant access it at all in those chapters
>>570653480That pic always gets me
I bet Kris would look so hot while being raped by me....
snoooooorrrreeeeeee mimimimimimimimi
>>570653301>hand succing vore
>>570653480>>570653591found it
>>570653720Based, ty
Yo, Kris. I can't believe Alphys partnered me with Snowy for penis inspection day, haha.
what if they were the BORING knight and susie was like “heh… you’re so CRINGE…” and the knight cried and ran away
Carol advocates for mass human migration into monster countries
>>570653720Ooouuuugggghhh
I remember this being attached to the anchor quite a while ago. Some motherfucker dropped this in the thread and I liked it, forgot about it, remembered it, forgot where I got it from, and remembered a bit more.https://files.catbox.moe/yz7su8.mp4
mass human immigration into my bedroom
Susie telling the Knight "You cant fight us in the Light World!" and the Knight seething and starting the Roaring feels like any Lightner we think of is being controlled by the Knightsona
>>570652279a morgue
>>570654326Carol...
>>570654364Didn't the Knight laughed?
>>570654364yeah because its not like they intended to start the roaring in front of them from the start
>>570654441I also swear on this. The Knight laughs because Susie should know damn well how capable the Knight is in the Light World. They carried Undyne all the way to the bunker while keeping well-ahead of Susie and Kris.
>>570654254This is great
>>570654441Yep, that reaction is weird for a Lightner, too, more diabolical muahaha laugh than the cocky attitude we saw that chapter
>>570654606Unrelated, but allow me to chime in so I can point out that this makes the Dess Knight theory make even less sense. Carry on, citizen.
>>570652279prison
>>570654140if that's true, she's not doing a very good job considering there's only ONE human in her town
I don't understand people who say that Carol can't be the knight because it's too obvious, she has to be a red herring, but they still accept Dess knight even though she's just as much of an obvious pick."It's too obvious" is a horrible argument to begin with, but if you're going to argue that, couldn't you at least come up with a more creative alternative and not just repeat the theory that everyone else already accepts as the most likely?
>>570654781it should be noted that the material the knight is made of, or at least, its blade, does not have another form in the light world
>>570654535For all the Prophecy talk happening, Ralsei went through a whole range of emotions when it happened, I don't think it was planned. It felt more like the Knight made the bet that whatever needs to happen will still happen regardless, but let's shut this dinosaur up meanwhile with a tinge of Roaring
>>570654781Did it never occur to you that December might be perfectly well and the "disappearance" is a ploy Carol came up with? Granted this does assume the "two voices on the phone call" theory to also be true, but I haven't see much push-back from that.>>570654942We know it is likely Asgore has encountered the Knight and Carol had him removed because he was getting too close to the truth. December had to remain missing.
>>570647138truth roaring
>>570654942Bet on Knight being made up entirely of Shadow Crystals
>>570654975Then why the fuck was the knight there in the first place, because lol lmao? This thing that we know is making a lot of plans in the background simply because Kris is somehow in league with them was just, standing there waiting for them for literally no initial reason. I dont think Ralsei's reaction meant it wasnt supposed to happen, just because you know someone is going to press a gun against your forehead and fire doesnt mean youre going to stonewall and not react whatsoever when it actually happens
>>570655078Yes, Dess could just be perfectly fine and alive in the light word. But there's also the weird, mysterious person that's trapped and 'lost' in the code of Deltarune. That could ALSO be Dess, but if she's fine and alive, who could that be? Because I was under the assumption that general consensus said the trapped person was Dess
>>570655387I think consensus is that the code person is probably Dess but from when after the dessappearance first happened.
>>570654942>>570655178I'm gonna double down and call a moment in chapter 5:>Aftermath of some climax/final battle/whatever near the end>Roaring Knight shows up>Susie taken aback, but she has a 'brilliant' idea>* KRIS. CLOSE THE FOUNTAIN, NOW!>Kirs/we does/do it>Dark Fountain sealed>* Alright, let's just how tough the Knight REALLY is!>It's literally the Roaring Knight in the exactly same form, completely unperturbed>susie_ohfuck_face.jpeg
i really wish deltarune's main route was a bad ending but toby is too soft for that
>>570655314We don't know anything about the Knight or its motives nor does not knowing confirm anything more than we don't know. As for Ralsei, Ralsei spent the entire chapter more concerned about Susie seeing the last Prophect panel than preparing for or even worrying about a Roaring. That's not how someone who knows a gun is going to be poi ted at them acts.But it is how someone who knows who will pull the trigger would act. Susie kills Ralsei.
>>570655387idk, maybe she WAS trapped? Or Carol has her trapped there when she isn't needed.>>570655692It is the bad ending. Weird Route is the Grey Ending
>>570654907I don't believe in Dess Knight because i'm just repeating everybody else. I believe it because it has such a vast amount of foreshadowing and evidence for it. I still think it's possible the Knight could be someone else and i've been fooled by red herrings but I think suggesting that people only bandwagon DessKnight rather than it being a very logical conclusion drawn from playing the game is a little unfair.
>>570655750What do you want, spamtong
>>570654907Carol Knight is impossible because Carol is blue and the Knight is red
>>570655750*hugs and kisses*
>>570651083i'm genuinely not kidding when i say this i literally just came back from screaming for a project i was doing and it is indeed the middle of the night over here
>>570655829If you are wrong, you must enroll in the apology tour while winners eat food from your fridge
>>570655078>Carol had him removed because he was getting too close to the truthWe do not know why he was removed and it seems unlikely that it's something like this given that multiple characters have spoken about Carol supporting Asgore's schizophrenia and there's nothing suggesting that it's two-faced
>>570656120This is how we find /utg/ers everyone scream right now
>>570656160I accept these terms. I'm not someone so attached my theories that i'll be upset if i'm wrong. It'll be kind of exciting to me if it is someone else like Carol/Rudy/Asriel/Papyrus
>>570655829>I don't believe in Dess Knight because i'm just repeating everybody else.That's not at all what my point was.
How weeb should I be in the vocabulary for my green, would talking about Hakamas/odaichis be too much and make people lost? Functionally taking place in Japan and curious because I do wanna add more detail but also not fuck over pacing as much as I fear I am.
Ralsei knows nothing about the prophecy at all
>>570656336my projects are beyond your understanding
>>570656281*licks lips thinking of all the salami i'll have when Papyrus NYEH HEH HEHs on screen*
>>570655078>>570655387The reason why Carol made it seemed like she disappeared is because she figured out Dess's incestous relationship with Noelle and sent her to Bucharest-The place where all degenerates go to when they hit their nadir.
>>570656574Bucharest catchin strays wtf
>>570656697Hey, God made it that way. Take it up with him.
Alright, who the fuck drew this on the old whiteboard? I'm getting a confession right now or I'm whipping out the belt!
>>570656489Can you describe it anyway
>>570655592It SHOULD be the consensus, but most other Dess knighters I see try to explain it as some "the knight is her body and the code voice is her soul separated" bullshit nonsense when it's SO much simpler that the dialogue where Dess acts like she just disappeared is from when she just disappearedI'm sure it's like that because everyone already decided upon "the dialogue is dess stuck in the code and the scratching is the player datamining" before Chapter 3 even came out and they're too stubborn to interpret it as anything else
Utgpt, teach me about Bucharest. Switch to Carol's voice. Add fun facts.
>>570646664am i doing this right
>favorite theory>least favorite theorywoodydess being human
>>570656894nta but I really hope it sounds like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/r0ylhe.webm
>>570656881I don't get i- Yes, master...
Whoever the Knight is we will be stuck dealing with jilted the Knight wasn't who I wanted to befags for months
>>570657017kris second voicetimeloop
>>570656894>project: scream into my microphone>why: it's fun>end goal: have funyou can't have shitbustermongolaman.mp3 but you CAN have weloolomangugi.mp3 surely this will explain to you the reason behind my projectWARNING: INCREDIBLY FUCKING LOUD!!! INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLY FUCKING LOUD!!https://voca.ro/17V42VeYzACT
>>570655829I think the only reason I don't like the Dess Knight theory is that i has one REALLY STRONG piece of evidence, and the rest then just feels circumstantialThe bat thing still doesn't make sense to me because it doesn't look or act like a bat ever again, but it DEFINITELY looks like a bat for that one moment
>>570656323>favorite theorymy own>least favorite theoryasriel knight, asriel already has his game. he doesn't need deltarune too.
>>570657015ye, good start
>>570657019Plausible
People didn't react too badly when chapters 3 and 4 debunked some popular theories, but people seem more stubborn about their theories now despite there being less time between chapters. I predict there will be a lot of bitching and moaning.
>>570657015No, bad start.
>>570657270Toby shoehorned him into deltarune
>>570656963My grandma is buried there. She was like a child before she died. She didn’t speak beyond rare attempts at syllables. The last time I saw her, we brought her a carton of blackberries. While we sat and talked around her in the outdoor garden of the home, she fed them to my mom by pushing the berries to her lips. I don’t speak Romanian and I wish I had learned as a kid because she loved me so much. She loved me so so much. I still remember what her house smelled like. The stairwell. The rough carpet. I remember how she would wordlessly offer me treats by pressing them into my hands. I should have learned Romanian. Fuck my life. I’m so fucking sorry Said Carol.
Despite the prevailing opinion that "Dess knighters are too confident" I think it'll actually be the Rudy knighters seething most when it's not him. The theory only exists out of contrarian spite for the 2 most likely ones being too obvious.
Fave went to gulag for trying to leave the country
>>570657458cattifags will commit mass seppuku, again
>>570657015THE GOD PIPPIN he will keep the pippins going
>>570657307You just gotta eyeroll at the bitching and keep scrollingIt's anyone's guess what will happen
>>570657017FRIEND is the Mantle holderSusie is half-human
I think the antler bitch with a bat is the antler bitch with a bat or at least the Heartless or Nobody of the antler bitch with a bat
>>570657192A lot of the evidence may be circumstantial but there's so much of it that it's hard for me to ignore. I actually think the bat thing is overblown too, especially because I don't think the Knight's weapon is a bat. I think it's probably a knife.The stuff that convinces me is the Dark Worlds all having connections to Dess and Kris's imaginary worlds. Kris/Knight shared poses. Going back in the final prophecy room with the guitar sound played at 0%. Dess's room. Onion-san talking about hearing music when we know Dess is music related. The whole Dess/Kris relationship which seems core to Deltarune at least in my reading. No other proposed Knight candidate has the same level of foreshadowing built up for them, unless i've not been paying close enough attention to modern Knight theories.
FRIEND is the human holderSusie is half-Mantle
>>570657458>Specific characterfags are about to either win bigly, lose majorly, or get absolutely nothing at all.me as a cattifag. no matter what happens i'll accept it though and i'm sure i'll still enjoy the game but chapter 5 is the last throw of the dice for me.
>>570657723what evidence is there for human sooz
>>570657442..? ..?Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. But while seethe per capita will be firmly held by Rudy-knighters, Dess-knighters will compensate with sheer volume. No, really, just how much fanart will become obsolete, their authors looks stupid?Dess-knight is the single biggest case of wishful thinking and mass psychosis so far. Everybody even completely ignored Toby trying to use Asgore as a candidate - shows up first after call, has black shard, canonically stronger than Undyne, has motive to kidnap Toriel, tied to Kris.
>>570657350Carol had such wonderful memories with her grandma. She would have loved being remembered with such love and for Carol to live her life
Oh no... I was drawing by myself on the whiteboard because everyone else was offline but everyone chose to get on not too long ago and now I'm getting shy....
>>570657458>specific characterfags we all know who
>>570658096She bled when she hit that glass panel, but we don't know if that's because that's like a her thing or something most monsters have in Deltarune.
Very strange Kris, but at least the artist acknowledged the height difference
>>570658192I dont...
>>570658096bleedingthe theory basically lives and breathes on the idea that the retarded rabbit kid's dialogue was confirmation monsters don't bleed
>>570657458Kingkings, our tummies are big and our victory will be big
>>570658161*surrounds you with the warmth of the herd*
>>570658149Bait
>>570657984Lewd!!!
>>570658149People ignored Asgore because Asgore being the knight would be fucking retarded and sometimes it really is that simple
>>570658247I hate it when they make Kris not yellow. Kris is like Homer Simpsion.
>>570658430I agree with this
>>570658386I'm not saying Asgore is the knight. He's not. But I expect Chapter 5 will involve Asgore kidnapping Toriel and Susie accusing him of being the Knight.
>>570658430Fat, nearly bald, stupid, overly mean, and drunk?
>>570658246>>570658249heh, my full name? it's actually susie frisk
>>570657442Most to least seethe >Niche candidate Knightfags who are convinced that literally everyone else is retarded and they are the only one who truly understands Toby's vision>Rudy Knightfags>Dess Knightfags>Papyrus Knightfags if he doesn't appear at all>Noelle Knightfags, specifically on /v/>Asriel Knightfags>Carol Knightfags>Papyrus Knightfags if he does appear, just not as the Knight
Why are people ignoring QC Knight? Is it because they are out to get me? Is it because they want to hurt me as badly as they possibly can?
>>570658539>credits roll
>>570658510Kris is pretty chubby. And mean towards me I mean us for no reason. And pretty stupid. And they eat so much sugar they're basically drunk off it. Give them a decade or two and I'm sure they'll be bald, or thinning at least.
>>570658603yeah
sometimes i think about how incredible it'd be to mentally broadcast messages from these threads that mention both undertale and deltarune characters to the head of an undertale-era /utg/ anon with no context other than it being a vision of a future /utg/ posti just really wonder what would happen
>>570658298AAAAIIIEEEEEE NOOO!! GET AWAY!! *jumps off bridge*
>>570658246We don't even know for a fact that Undertale monsters can't bleed, people just convinced themselves it must be so because we don't see them bleed, but there's a billion examples in movies and tv shows and games of characters not bleeding when they realistically would.
PLUEY MILKING SIMULATOR WITH ULTRA 3D GRAPHICS WITH CLOSE UP SHOTS OF PLUEY TIDDIES
>>570658149If Asgore can shapeshift into a skeletal twink, why wouldn't he do that all the time? Is he stupid?
>>570658603Imagine though
>>570658864imagine what
The Knight plotline is a whodunnit episode that gave the audience an entire year to put together theories on who it is because the creator compromised his vision and released 66% of the episode early because it was taking too fucking long.
>>570658768Time for bed, anon
>>570658931Imagine deez nuts in ur mouth
>>570658931all the people
>>570645759The one with the shorts
I really wish I was cuddling a Holiday right now.
>>570657015can we get porn of this thing it existed for like a couple minutes
late night but pre-euro /utg/ hours are my fave, comfy vibes*curls up and makes biscuits on your posts*
Pluey chewing on a Floradinn because cats chew on grass
This is not the "white pen of hope". It's a feather. An angel feather.
>>570659509*rolls over so you do it on my boobs*
>>570657017Susie will absorb the soul and transform in the normal route and Noelle will in the weird routeKris is the Vessel we make in the Goner Maker
>>570659542No reason it can't be both.
>>570659542What's with the water, though?>Asgore's shop is the closest to the water
What if the Angel isn't the Player and everyone's wrong about that
>>570659662it's WingeD Gaster
>>570657350God I'm gonna cry
>>570659541i dont blame him they look very chewable
>>570659546foids only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>570659542>the shrine gate looking like a mouth with teeth>the friend silhouette above the gate
>>570657350:(
I was so unfocused that I posted it on the wrong fucking thread >>570650169Anyways I finished the movie, really good! I really enjoyed it, but now I hear a weird beeping sound outside my window unironically, so if people start posting about lusting after Kris less its because I died oops
I wouldn't say it's my least favorite theory but Writing On The Wall (Gaster actually wrote all the good True Lab entries because they're capitalized differently and Alphys only did the fuckups) is a pretty horrible one
what if dess isn't as relevant as we thought? what will dess fans do?
>>570659754PingeD Pingas Wingdingas I.M. Meen Rouxls G. Aster ANDonuts M.D. Seeger
>>570659983i also liked the movie rest in peace anon
>>570659754*wing ding gASTER (Aster = Star = Heavenly = Angelic)
>>570659993everything in the vein of>there is no thematic reasoning for this but it works from a purely mechanical standpoint in the story if you squintis really retarded. like the one that says gaster is a phone and kris is controlled via phone
>>570659890I'm more concerned about the Oda flower emblem.
>>570658159:(((
>>570660161Every person who posts this opinion is an honorable and mighty soldier fighting against an infinite tide of mind numbing bullshit
>>570660161>there is no thematic reasoning for this but it works from a purely mechanical standpoint in the story if you squinti've always hated this shit and i want to know if there's a more concrete "term" to describe this kind of thinkingthe closest thing i can think of is the watsonian vs doylist dichotomy but it doesn't feel quite right, feels like something else
Deltarune sigeon pex
>>570660161>IS a phoneI mean, "Mike" is Gaster, and is the one talking over the phone, but being the phone?
>>570660161>>570660326Yeah but *smirks winfully* look at my hoard of evidence, *heh* there's no way you can prove the knight ISN'T Rudy
>>570660350spamton pigeon noises and puffing his throat sac and feathers to attract mates...
>>570659542Random piece of autism but the clan symbol at the shrine seems to be Oda? Akechi is similar but I think it's trying to rounded with the petals instead of giving them a point.>OdaNobunaga was the first of three unifiers for Japan who was betrayed at the burning of Honnoji by a lieutenant of his (Akechi Mitsuhide).Maybe this indicates a feeling of betrayal from Carol (different "clan" in Holiday)/Toriel (he learns about Sans?). Jealousy typically is a result from feeling betrayed but maybe a point for the inferno coming from Asgore instead of Noelle. Or perhaps weird route shenanigans plays with you with Kris/Noelle going against Asgore and that being his great betrayal.
>>570660326Call it "a failing grade in English", or "no, curtains aren't 'just' blue".
>>570659993more like writing by the balls
>>570660562>Maybe this indicates a feeling of betrayal from Carol (different "clan" in Holiday)/Toriel (he learns about Sans?). Jealousy typically is a result from feeling betrayed but maybe a point for the inferno coming from Asgore instead of Noelle. Or perhaps weird route shenanigans plays with you with Kris/Noelle going against Asgore and that being his great betrayal.Maybe they can all be applicible. Like going the weird route just changes the context.
>>570660562If Toby actually shows he has knowledge of real Japanese history instead of solely just the anime and vidya made in Japan I will kneel
>>570659542I don't think there's a literal white pen of hope at all and if there was, it probably wouldn't be in a trailer
>>570660207I know, CarolThe love came through. Your memory proves it.
The feather is going to be the Claimb Claws equivalent gimmick item of the chapter and it lets you jump or some shit like that
>>570659662I still see Noelle Angel more than player Angel
>>570659993But Alphys sucks so this theory makes sense
>>570659542it's the claimbclaws equivalent traversal gimmick floaty feather
>>570660572Spamton's pipis blue meat curtains...
>>570660786Ralsei WILL say something cringe about being tickled with it
>>570660786The feather will give Kris a cool cape to fly with to go with the Super Mario World theming leading up to the lizard being dropped into the pit on purpose
i think this spot in chapter 2 was meant to be a reference to the last wily stage in mega man 2no music, walking through a linear path where the only obstacle is shit falling down and the end leads you to the final bossthe connections are somewhat flimsy but the reason i think this is a reference is because toby referenced mega man at least like 3 other times in the same chapter alone (pipis is just pipi, virovirokun is named after picopico-kun, spamton neo using a mega buster)
>>570660350Fuck you for making me google this and look at funny slop pictures while stroking the hairs on my chinny chin chin>>570660326The mindset is identical to powerscaletism and aggravates me in the same way. Reducing the work down to just "events in sequence" and eventually down to stackable numbers you can argue over. Aggghhh. AGH. So you can win against people by having a bigger pile of bullshit proving you were right. Feat fetishism. Call it, uh, wait I forgot the clever name I had for this, whatever zzzzz
>>570661090>haha! I sure hope we don’t fall into any more Vine Traps, Kris! Or else you could tickle my feet and I couldn’t get away! hahaha! you could even lick them and I couldn’t do anything Kris!
>>570660947
>>570660786>Toby literally just stealing the Roc's Feather from Link's AwakeningHe would never
>>570661396Toby?Stealing from Link's Awakening?He'd never.
>>570661112>spamton neo using a mega busterDon't forget the Mega Man X-esque charging sounds literally being labelled "mmx" in the files
Susie's next weapon is a boat oar
>>570661585 (me)Correction, it's actually the charge shot noise itself (snd_explosion_mmx) that has "mmx" and not the charging loop, but close enough and the charge is still clearly based on it anyway
This will be important in chapter 5 somehow
>>570661946ERMMMM actually it's a giant squeaky hammer from those carnival test your might stands
>>570661946or what nerd
Penumbrass Phangasm
Yes, the Flower King shop not only has a locked upstairs door, but a blocked-off basement as well
>>570662002the escape grand door in chapter 5 to leave for castle town before the finale like before the titan fight
So, if Asgore's dark world is Japanese...does that mean Alphys and Asgore is on the table now?
my taint hurts can you guys kiss it better
>>570662235I would have if you hadn't called me a guy...
This makes it sound like Kris and Asriel were making effigies of Noelle and December... that's weird.
>>570662146>upstairsthe stairs in flower king only go down to the basement. there isn't a second floor.
>>570662461They're horns brother. Y'know, like Asriel, Asgore and Toriel have. The things Kris had a complex about so he wore the horned headband.
one more work week till deltarune tomorrow
>>570662478I could've sworn those stairs went up. Oh well, nvm.>>570662590It seems strange that it specifies the branches are stuck in diagonally. Branches also look more like antlers.
>>570662461>>570662590>>570662681We saw that in the newsletter and it links to a page of Noelle talking about Dess, it's about the Holidays
>>570662681>Branches also look more like antlersOk but they're kids making snowmen and branches are very convenient. I really think that dialog is trying to get across that Kris really, really wanted to fit in at one point so he even gave his snowman horns. It makes more sense that they're making snowmen of themselves as it brings to mind the snowmen Sans and Papyrus make in Undertale.
>>570662681>I could've sworn those stairs went up. Oh well, nvm.lmao i was just gaslighting you because i thought you'd immediately fact check me, the stairs do in fact (at least to my eyes) go up.
>>570662863Fair argument>>570663027When I saw that the backdoor was specifically a basement backdoor I started second-guessing myself about the upstairs. Weird how a flower shop could have a main floor, an upstairs AND a basement.
Chapter 5 leak without context. t. playtester
>>570664006>he thinks I need contextWho do you think you're dealing with? The flowers being a Sentai parody barely registers as a surprise.
>>570664006i believe this just because it'd be ultrakino
>>570662461bora...
>>570664220They already have the built in pun.
>>570664006>flower rangersBRAVO TOBY!!!
>>570664525Is it more clever than the Flower Rangers?
>>570664716No that's the one I was thinking of.It also works because one of Toby's favorite games SMRPG had their own Sentai parody the Axem Ranagers.
>Axem Rangers in deltaruneKvno
>>570664976I'd be more worried about flowers being fucked up in some way. Who knows what Asgore's been telling them. Maybe that's still possible on the weird route.>Sword route board 3>the room with one isolated yellow monster throwing red spears at you and seven flowers>if you destroy the flowers, the monsters gets a bridge and rushes you
>>570665140>flower rangers show up to fight Knight>her first words are I'LL CRUSH YOU!"
Why is Rouxls feeling-up La Nina's hair when he thinks no one's lookin'? That's weird.
Why are the flowers Rangers if there's 7 of them when there's 5 Rangers per team? Are they stupid?
Chapter 5 leak without context>t. looked into my crystal ball
>>570665312Rouxl's is weird and creepy. Didn't you play Chapter 3? He forces them to be in a relationship with him.
these etsy shipping prices are slowly radicalizing me into being a global-accelerationist.
>>570664976>>570665140BASED
Kris doing a mating press on Noelle
>>570659890Man is up to sometjing
you guys still think about fave?i want to draw fave so give me ideas
>>570667523Fave as a spider. Not like Muffet but, like, their head on an anatomically correct spider's body.
>>570667523Fave relaxing on the couchFave cookingFave paintingFave admiring a pretty flower
Anal with Muffet in chapter 5
>>570667576Something like what people do when they draw Tenna creatures?
>>570667808>lesbian flag on wingskek
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Deltarune+Chapter+5+Release&iso=20260624T11&p1=179Here's the time of release of Chapter 5 in your local time.
>>570646457
>>570667959the wait is almost over
I’m on the toilet taking a poop
ok i figured out the issuemy shorts were too tight and that was creating an imprint on my tainttime to swap to my pjs instead for sleeping
>>5706680579 days 7 hours
Hey guys I've been in a coma for the past week, did I miss anything important
>>570668220No. Go back to sleep
>>570668247Okie :3
>>570668220ANON YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED!! ANON THE FUCKING HORSES!!!!
>>570668220the thank you page got changed to "kill this anon (aka you) specifically with hammers"
>>570659890Someone pointed out similarity to the Gallery
>>570668220deltarune chapter 5 comes out june 24th
>>570668350What's wrong with some ponies :c
>>570668661It's so over for you... I will remember you anon
>>570668837You're scaring me anon D:
>>570666859>etsyyou deserve to be ripped off
>>570669338Tail touching in chapter 5
>>570668220Why did I believe this even for a fraction of a second. Am I stupid?
>>570665886what's the story behind this one?
Toriel flipping her shit when Kris's baby teeth start falling out because she thinks they're dying
>>570659890It's a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's shaped like a book!!!!! that's what a book looks like!!!!! It isn't friend it's a book!!!!!
How would Noelle react if you called her a fucking sleighpuller
>>570652121Instant loss 2koma.I wonder if she wipes her dusty hands on her tummy
Hey what's up guys? Just got back f->>570668220>>570668661RULE 15, NIGGA
>>570659890>FRIEND was a weeb all along
WeebabooWeeeabooooWebabweeebBoobaweeBeebebweeWebebebebe
222 hours until Chapter 5!
>>570652279Holocaust museum
I'm sharing a stupid dream I had, scuse me.Had a dream where I was really upset about something and he lifted me up, hugged me tight, held me close, and...started talking about power lines and utility poles and transmission towers?? Like. Pointing at things and naming the different components and their purposes. He was completely making everything up. I called him out on it and he feigned offense, then laughed. Uh?? But I wasn't upset anymore.
>>570652279Mah bellay
>>570669794the tails will remain untouched. unless...?
>>570671813god that's cute
Ramb it all I woke up too fucking early
In exactly 10 days time I'll playing my weird route save.
>>570672521You got balls to go straight for the Weird Route. I'm starting on my normal route save, first, but you do you, my darkna.
He'd rather havea buffalo
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
to any outlaw tryin to draw, pen and a padbetter draw jim west, with a pen and a paddon't even think about a pen and a pad, weighing a tonjust tryin to draw just for fun, son
>favewhat the fuck does this mean lol
>>570673414The term "fave" strictly refers to Noelle. Always has.
>>570673531Tourist
>>570650929It really grew on me, sone of the best emotional moments in the game, great locations aesthetic-wise and and some really good tunes.
>>570671175>RULE 15No such thing exist. There are only 3 rules
>>570673531go back to /trash/ doefaggot you have your own thread
>>570673340SOMEpeople call me the space cowboy
>>570673414It's weakly disguised blogposting or roleplaying, means "I" or "me".
can we discuss the actual video game yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elHD7EHGBkw
>>570673414favorite character, me, I, imaginary hypothetical person, it depends on the context
>>570673531>you will never strap Noelle to an operating table, gently assuring her it isn't going to hurt as you take your saw to her skull>you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of her prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as she slowly loses herself as you carve away her higher brain functions>you will never bathe her and cradle her daily to prevent bedsores as she is in recovery>you'll never see the childish wonder in her eyes when she awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with>you'll never teach her how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up snacks you chewed yourself into her mouth to feed her>you'll never tuck her into bed, gently stroking all over her body as she murmurs and falls asleep>she'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop>you'll never fuck her ass raw as she sobs into the pillow before pouring acid all over her as a punishment for when she's naughty>you'll never greedily slurp up her drool every morning to wake her up, suckling her cheeks for the sweet nectar>she'll never call you Susie in her slurred, barely coherent voice as her feeble mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory
>>570671813wonderful
>>570673531>"K-Kris... Why are you hitting me?">Proceed>"I didn't mean... to make you mad...">Proceed>"Kris...">Proceed>"..."
Weird route on day 1
>>570674072BVSED
toby needs to put rape in his computer game so the gen alpha spastics get scared and fuck off
I don't think I'm ready to know what the weird route holds in ch 5
>>570673942Look at what the dumb doeposter needs to match a fraction of the spoid's strength.
>>570674252Someone needs to drop a rock on your foot so you get scared and fuck off
>>570674409>waaa waaaa waaa!!!!Why do you have such thin skin that weird route bothers you still?
I just wanted to rub Noelle's snout and maybe honk her nose I dunno about whatever weird shit you guys want.
>>570674476made for being beaten by kris
dogslapper?
basedslapper
they call kris the doeslapper
Elly
i can't sleepwhat do you want to happen in the kress soccer story
>>570674767She's mine!
>>570674767made for beating half to death until her face is a bloody mess
He's gonna take you back to the pastTo play the shitty games that suck assHe'd rather haveAn AsgoreTake a diarrhea dump in his earHe'd rather eatThe rotten assholeOf a roadkill Loox and down it with beerHe's the angriest gamer you've ever heardHe's the angry Nontendo BirdHe's the angry Tobysoft Hussie BirdHe's the Angry Video Game Bird>Dragon Blazers II might have been a popular game when it came, but it's still a fuckin' piece of fecal diarrhea shit.
>>570674791>kress soccer storysorry what the fuck is this about?
>>570674791Soccer is for faggots.
>>570674892some pedo shit dont worry about it, all dessfags have is fanfiction
>>570674796Doe head is big enough for two headpats
>>570674941So which team do you like the most, anon?
I don't get why people on this site hate these so much.
>>570670286https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taira_no_Kiyomori
>>570675009Doe head is big enough to be punched repeatedly...
>>570674892that's what i'm asking the thread
I used to be a noellefagI'm not anymore
>>570675198What kind of a fag are you now?
I used to not be a noellefagI am now
toby's going to release a series of novels that are basically needed to understand deltarune's story but aren't technically canon after chapter 5
Hwo the fuck did I never notice that Kris and Ralsei are in the back controlling the rope for Susie. cornplate
>>570675119Some of them taste excellent too
>>570675121i think i understand>susie will try to kill friend>friend will reveal he is actually noelle's weird fucked up pet and also gaster's creation and susie takes pity on him>new recruit unlocked
Roaring Knight opened up shopWhat will be sold?
>>570675119Bundle of sticks darkner who's name is blocked out due to the age rating.
>>570674767>TextAh how funny, to think that song popped into my head earlier for no reason
>>570675403Rudy's medicine (Rudy is the knight)
>>570675335in the tenna fight ralsei is replaced with starwalker
>>570675335That entire section was one of my favorite Chapter 3 moments, brought a smile to my face just how much fun they're having
>>570675332Radical Fun Gangers?Hopes and Dreamers?
>>570675441Why the fuck would Rudy sell-off his own medicine?
>>570675403Spaghetti
>>570675048Chelsea Football Club
>>570675506The Silver EggsThe Twisted FavesThe Fourth Fate
>>570675403Shadow Crystals (first one free, next one really expensive)Novelty antlersOne Butterfinger
>>570675517For money? So that susie can crush it and snort it behind the school?
kress is actually a rather good dynamic
I'm still waiting to meet this "Fave" character I always hear about on /utg/. Apparently they do a LOT of stuff
>>570675812describe their dynamic according strictly to in-game text without resorting to fanfiction or twitter fanarthttps://hushbugger.github.io/deltarune/text/i'll wait kress shitter
>trying to sleep>NO YOU HAVE TO FURIOUSLY JACK OFF TO TF PORNwhy is my brain like this
I bet that BitterTear tastes good as hell after a 8 hour shift
>>570675812I like kress in the most disturbing, abusive, edgy sense but at least I know it's hot garbage
games where you have immersive sex
Favey Pavey pudding and pieKissed the girls and made them cry
>>570676030now describe their dynamic without fanfiction tertiary
>>570676039anon... this isn't google.
>>570675941who the fuck asked??? this isn't /trash/ discuss the video game not your retarded r/fetish
Does the game know you completed chapter 4? I Or will that update once CH5 releases
>>570676158You should apply for a janny position.
>>570676168I'm dead sure it will detect if you've completed chapter 4 for each save file. You know, like it always has.
>>570676158why are you going into someone else's thread to police what they can post
Chara
>>570676678she doesnt look like this in game moronic tourist
>>570676550now shove him in liquid nitrogen
>>570675890>>570676071toby fox is my dad and he says its canon
>>570676743>breast envy
>>570676743So?
>>570676884so play the fucking game?
>>570676948I replayed it multiple times on all routes, i don't care
Ral
>>570677072this has to be the ugliest ralsei design What are those gigantic feet?? They must smell.
>>570646457Hoo...
you know, fave being real hasn't been proven by science
>>570677134>foot fetish out of nowhere
>>570677193wtf does fave mean?
>>570677193you know instead of fauci torturing all those puppies for what amounted to nothing, he should've made fave real.
>>570677142...man!
>want a hotdog?>it's low calorie stuff. so you won't feel "grillty.">we call that zero calories, miss.Why is Sans introducing diet culture to Hometown that's hella problematic.
>>570676678Chara and Frisk look like that in game
>>570677316but that's a memeber of the poopshitters. not sans
>>570677407ralsei is a goofy goober
toby dm'd me this
which deltarune has the smelliest feet
>>570677245FaggotAssVeryEpic
>>570677469He sure is
>make fun of Charatourists once>They begin to spam the thread?
>>570677407>>570677605GOAT
Do we ever discuss the actual game here??
would you rather have to try to beat gerson at chess or susie in a food eating contest
>>570677630I just like sexy fem Chara
>>570677814gerson has dementia
>>570677789try not to tell on themselves they're a newfag challenge. (impossible)
>>570677789your mom is a good game HEYOO
>>570677886you're a tourist btw i guarantee you're a desstard
>>570677415
>>570677979>big madding ding ding
It only takes a few to take over a nation of millions (not /utg/).
>>570677814I'd rarther watch Gerson play chess against Susie while she eats his pieces
>>570678079this artist's anti theft measures are getting ridiculous.
>>570677814We've only seen Susie eat comically large amounts of food in the dark world where she has other supernatural powers.
in my next baitpost, i need to weigh the risk vs rewardif it's related to charlie kirk, i have a high chance of getting replies, but a high chance of getting a banif it's related to jax, i have a low chance of being banned, but less chance of repliesmuch to think about
goober
in my next meal, i need to weigh the risk vs rewardif it's 1000 servings of TVSLOP, i have a high chance of gaining weight, but a high chance of getting heart diseaseif it's a salad, i have a low chance of gaining weight, but less chance heart diseasemuch to eat
>>570678561why are you talking about heart disease???talk about the damn game tourist!
I want to force Kris to wear a maid outfit and spend all day raping him while he tries to do housework
Have you heard of KrisThey are quite the scampWhen it comes to mischief, lies and betrayals, they're the champ
>>570678793if you did that he would have trouble cleaning your home
haha, Kris! you are raping my daughter
>>570678079
>>570678793kris would never wear that you fucking tourist
>>570678870yeah that's why I had to force him into it
but what about consensual loving sex
>>570678867Kim Kitsuragi?
today is my bday!!!23!!!! wasted years!!1hooray!!!
>>570678931BOOOOOORING
>>570678951happy birthday fren! :D
>>570678951happy birthday nonny
Not long until Kris will finally face Raphael Cousteau in Smash Brothers
>>570678951Happy birthday anon
>>570678931Toriel, even tho i still see her as nothing but slab of fuckmeat meant for fucking and nothing else
[ACCOUNTING] or not counting [GOOD DEALS]?
https://files.catbox.moe/m1pxgh.png
>>570679539someone click this for me
>>570679665It's the futa Susie and Ralsei AI slop from a previous thread
I LOVE MYSTERY CATBOX LINKS PRESENTED TO ME WITHOUT EXPLANATION! WAHOO!
>>570679730autistic bich, do you start crying and trembling when you hear thunder
that time of the day again, huh?
>>570678951cheers, anon. happy birthday
>>570679807Yes. (image of multiple chads goes here)
>>570679889cute sissy, click the link and you'll see what will happen to you~
>>570646671Thanks doc
>>570652279Brothel
what if susie was sentenced for her crimes?
>>570652279Alphys' secret stash
do you think the reason chapter 4 was all about susie becoming better at healing is because ralsei is gonna die soon and susie can take his spot as the team healer
>>570646664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGf7Nr55ygHOW MUCH LONGER NOW?
>>570680446Ralsei will "die" but return within the same chapter looking slightly different and more edgy (he will wear a thong now)
The scene in the road with Susie after you doelest Noelle where the dialogue box goes blank is fuarking kino. Hope it gets topped in chp5 weird route.
>>570680492Alright, what did Dess whisper to Asriel?
>>570680446I think it's more about how the gang are all dysfunctional when they first get together but slowly learn things from each other and become better through their friendship. Susie is the first one to grow in that way, but on Normal Route others will do as well eventually.
>>570680446Ralsei is becoming the party nuker with his fire magic which will deal more damage than Rude Buster
>>570680898lowkey actually hoping ralsei gets some form of extreme damage increase in chappy 5, would be, sorry for using a catchphrase, but it would be KINO
>>570680898Goat of mass destruction
Sex with Sans.
>>570680492Damn i wish i could have sex with girls, unfortunately every being in existence is evil and aligned against me
Kissu
Good morning /utg/!
Guys guys guys guys guys! This thing is straight-up from Carol's room! It the chapter 5 Dark World even happening in Asgore's flower shop or is it really in Carol's room?!?!
>>570670752Void paws wrote this post
>>570681618Morning
>>570681721I'd be cool with this if it didn't mean waiting yet another fucking year or two to see the Festival and Flower King
>>570662590Kris wanted horns to be like Dess, not Asriel
I hate goats. I hate doe.
In chapter 5 Noelle will say "they look like Darkners to you?"
>>570681951grim
>>570680492I fucked your dad, shitlips
There used to be a perfectly looped/extended Dark Place on youtube but I guess it got killed and I can't find any other. It annoys me to no end
this game is literally just kingdom hearts
gotes made of dough
>>570682193Finally, literal ass eating
>>570682186I've been saying, Xehanort in this scene is basically Gasterhttps://youtu.be/RL03lV2oenw
Kingdom Hearts is bad and retarded. Deltarune is good and clever.
it is time for the announcement
kingdom hearts and deltarune are both made for white people
>>570682650You're bad and retarded lil sissy
>>570682753Yeah…
>>570682186It's Final Fantasy 8 with some Kingdom Hearts mixed in
>>570682718HE HAS SO MUCH SEX WITH HUMAN MEN LIKE DAMN
>>570682774One week in the chastity cage.
>>570682186>>570682363>>570682650>>570682842https://youtu.be/i6ZCzBhIRzohttps://youtu.be/qB6VgTOm31g
it is time for the 2nd announcement
>>570682729Yes, fat middle-aged white men like me who still play games best-suited for autistic teenagers
less than 219 hours until chapter 5!
>>570683073What do you think these autistic teenagers will turn into when they get old? You
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>>570683159God help them…
it is time for the 3rd and final announcement
all i want is for kriselle in neutral route to be real
>>570683316ahem______if you are reading this then you are gay___________
Varik and Frisk in Chapter 7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnDIGh1b9m0
im 23 and autistic and have brain damage
>>570683509Susie...
>>570683404It would be really funny to see all the Suselletards on twitter who are so insistent on correcting people who don't "they/them" Kris to suddenly consider him "male coded" in their meltdowns because Toby broke up their miquetoast boring yuri ship
speaking of yuri, it really is just safe horniness now. a way to pose a pervert without having the threat of being called one sent your way.
>word salad
Deltatroon.Troonrune.
Seven headless cats. Seven chapters. Huh...
Why didn't the FBI send agent Francis York Morgan to investigate the missing teen in the evil cult town? Are they stupid?
>>570684073He ate too many crackers and lollipops
>>570683897Noelle's abhorrent mewgenics save files
Would your Skyrim OC/waifu make for a good Sans swap?https://on.soundcloud.com/YK9YysKWAKhjoFtrKU
>>570684372what the fuck are you even asking here
Where are the other humans
>>570684518It’s not that complicated. I think you might be gay and retarded.
>>570684568In Vietnam.
>>570684568I'm right here.
Xbox Live kids hanging out ITT
>>570684637who the fuck asks about sans swaps in current fucking year and why are you trying to draw parallels between fucking sans and some random ass waifu from a random ass universe you fucking retardi feel actually annoyed and baited rn holy fuck
>>570684916Sans swaps will always be cool. I don’t need your or anyone else’s approval to have fun with my imagination.
>>570684813i was a kid playing mw2 and i once got invited to a huge 18 man lobby or something like that and they all said my gamertag upon me joining and i got so scared that i left the lobby and then i think i blocked the person that invited me to it
>>570684307>>570683897Catpetterz is basically mewgenics now that i think about itToby mustve been waiting ten years for that shit just like the rest of us
>>570684372i would've genuinely responded if it wasn't specifically skyrim. but oh well
>>570685182It's actually a parody of a game by PF. Magic called Catz. It was an old PC pet simulator known mostly for its art style of the pets being made up of a bunch of balls, which Noelle also says the Cat Petterz cats are. A lot of millennials grew up with this game.
>>570685330Are you one of the Morrowind players? What about your Morrowind OC/wife?
Wake up your faves, everyones putting aside their differences to clown on that new really lame kickstarter cartoon
>>570685013>I don’t need your or anyone else’s approval to have fun with my imagination.you know what, that's incredibly based of you, such a based statement infact that i take my annoyed comments back, i apologize for lashing out, stay strong bruddah, my excuse is that i was probably just annoyed due to not having eaten anything today yet, do not let anyone bring you down or make you 2nd guess your imagination. thank you for curing my annoyance with a single sentance of words. <3
>>570685584I'm guessing it's not Deltarune related at all is it
>>570685439I've never played any of the elder scrolls game
>>570685584The one where they sit on the sofa and do nothing or the fat black diaper fetish one
the WHAT
>>570685590I’m sorry I lashed out at you. It’s my fault. I didn’t come here to fight. I’m sorry. I have difficulties interacting with people sometimes. Thank you.
Fave has autism that gives him good brain stimmies when he sorts things into categories.
>>570686097don't be sorry, it's numbers. he buddies up with threadshitters and pedos.
>>570686262you sound incredibly annoyed and upset for no reasonme though? i am eating some delicious macaroni bolognese right now and chillmaxxingbe more like me bro
>>570686078Sex
>>570686391I'm also relaxing playing vintage story but I'm not still not wrong am I?
the grinch would fit into this universe
A mother's bumhole
>>570686570Berdly wouldn’t say that. He’s too racist.
>>570686632Mayor Holiday spent millions in taxpayer money to have the Grinch shot in the head on live TV
>>570686250Me IRL
>>570686715You're projecting onto Berdly. Berdly is progressive
>>570686593wrong about what? your comment was full of headcanons that don't need answering or adressingif you want a serious discussion then i would recommend you come at me from a different angle
>>570686632
hey guys!
>>570686867let sleeping dogs lie then
>>570686872Carol when her daughter is burying her snout in lizard cloaca instead of continuing the Holiday Bloodline
Make sure you play chapter 4 again. You have 9 days. I never had this interaction with Burgerpants on my first playthrough and I noticed I missed some of Asgore's dialogue when I didn't miss it the first time. There is way more to miss than I first thought.
>>570686196the people behind unit 731 probably had autism
>>570686638Off model
>>570686982my king vagueposter! you forgot your vagueposter crown!
>>570687054I guess I walked right into that oneIt was either that or a holocaust joke
>>570687041you sure you got all the eggs and the onionsan interactions?
>>570686791This was good until i saw the tits
>Fave is real>Fave is now an SCP
>>570687195What is it with people shipping Queen with moms? I saw a lot of her with Toriel too in the Ch2 days
>>570687249No I'm sure I missed an egg or two. But yeah, I'm pretty sure I talked with Onionsan as much as you can
>>570687327people really like MILFS I guess
>>570686791>>570687316was about to say the same
This is the world we live in (Whoa-o-oa)And these are the Faves we're given (Who-oa)
i need kris so badly, i need their wrists pinned down in bed, their face turned away from mine as they try and fail to move, i need them to let out scared horny whimpers as i nibble on their neck, i need them completely and utterly at my mercy, stammering over their words begging for more, i love kris so much it drives me crazy
>>570686795You’re projecting onto me. I’m not racist.
I need some oven fries with chopped up sausage, pronto
mentally, I'm here
The part where Susie had to eat Ralsei's foot to get a power up was peak. How did he have both feet again when you go to Castle Town though?
>>570687882The boy is composed entirely of smart marshmallow, it all grows back in minutes
>>570687316>>570687434i prefer sissies with little hrt tits but fine just for you here's without https://files.catbox.moe/5zyokc.png
I hate him
>>570687394I like MILFs but if they're kissing me, not kissing each other... (u_u) Life's not fair.
>9 daysi feel like something bad is going to happen
I love him
You're not the boss of me nowYou're not the boss of me now
>>570687323Susie is related to an SCP
>>570689187Every /utg/ anon coincidentally gets hit by a car the day before Chapter 5 drops
Chapter 5 contains a cognitohazard at the end, a face that kills you as soon as you see it
>>570689845That's just my buddy Gaster.
>>570689845finally
>>570687041I cant wait for BP to become FRIEND
* You shut your eyes tight. * You really, really didn't want to look at the paintings.
>>570689845Mimikyu...
THE GALLERY will just have The picture That Gapes Your Soul IRL and susie will go ew man that's weird
Every Copy of Chapter 5 is Personalized
THE GALLERY will just have The picture That Grapes Your Soul IRL and susie will yum yum
fuck i want a croissant
Will the dark world have negative emotional aura?
Chapter 5 will be the Kris, Susie, Noelle and Ralsei Are All Bad People Chapter and people are not ready for it
They always said Dess Holiday was a groomer, then celebrated after they goner'd herThey tried to tell us that human lives matter, and that monsters have always been villainsThey throwin' church clothes in the streets, and they scream at knights taking officers to ShelterThey got nothing on they bedroom walls, and they swear to God that boys can be enbiesThey're scrolling through their Blueskys to get the newsThey heard Carol's a fascist, they swear it's trueThey set fire to Flower King, we smell the fumesThey say magic is dangerous, guess they're the proofThey'll freeze those feathers right off your head, then make a meme of your last breathCause you're not like them, so they want you dead, but, we'll still pray for the fun gangThey'll say that they're hurt by things we said, then say we deserve it when we're deadWhen we're frozen to death, with our last breath, we'll still pray for the fun gang
>>570690408>you can now play as Berdly
>>570689976Why he reindeer
>>570683073Tenna...
>>570690528He fell into a vat of Noelle's personal data
>>570689845jerma
>>570690631Oh my god bruh
>>570690732In chapter 5 you will peep the horror.
>>570690236My copy has the gallery and it's a creepy room. You can never see the paintings directly but Kris keeps their eyes shut at entry until Susie forces them to open their eyes and move. But they squint heavily which manifests as a heavy vignette over the screen surrounding them so you can't see the walls. Susie laughs about some of the paintings, shows disgust and confusion at the others. Whenever you speak to her Kris puts his hand over her mouth to prevent her from commenting. How weird Kris was acting in the gallery becomes a plot point. Theres an imagining Susie scene except we see her and Ralsei talking, and she vents to him about all of Kris's suspicious behaviors
https://files.catbox.moe/rikuuq.mp4kris and susie enjoy a digital landscape
ahem.oneyplays
It seemed like a normal game of Deltarune, but Ralsei seemed... off. Like he was depressed, and his happy go lucky demeanor was simply gone. Instead, his scarf was some kind of impossible color I didn't think humans could process.
>>570690923hueeeeh(with fwens)
Holy fuck this place is whiteI am home
Deltarune then flashed ny full name address and SSN on screen in evil red letters. Thinking this was a weird glitch, I decided to keep playing.
>>570690968Suddenly he turned his head at a 50 degree angle and said his first ever voiced line - "FRICK."
>>570689330>>570690568i love my boy ralseo
>>570691048>whiteDeltarune is 100% peopled by sexy East Asian shemales.
>>570691048I'm brown.
If you get stuck in a conversation with Alphys in the game you get stuck in a conversation with Alphys in real life
>>570691670i would just point and laugh at alphys the second she starts stuttering and then she would go home and tie a noose
Alphys gore
>>570691767Then Undyne kills you.
>*Lancer busts in
>>570691816Loses the election to Spamton Bush who then initiates war with the middle darkworlds
mercedez FUCKING benz
>>570691892undyne needs rape correction
>>570692112>>570692112>>570692112Hop on
Do you like gock
>>570692126She would probably snap you in half like a twig (which is a good thing)!
>>570688518I will now jerk off
>>570681927There is no festival dark world aside from chapter 2, but we will see the normal festival in the light world. Flower King and the Holiday mansion will both have dark worlds connected together by a train.
>>570677814gerson chess. susie eat only give me food hurt stomach, gerson chess make brain bigger maybe
