>>570601060>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KZ8FWGnlxQSKjxD9uUKrgWHTzR0Nqsk_Huu-k1gDP5Q/>league intro singuphttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
too big
If women looked like this i would be gay
I love suckymahjongas
>>570662170good post
>>570662119I've been thinking for a while, that maybe it's the girls with giant tits every single bake that are also attracting the normalshits in here, beside it being league season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AObtH6YbbUU
Last bms post for nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1eIyJL-a-U
Bucket bros, this is a red alert."They" are escaping containment. You know what you must do.
>>570662440Pedos were heroes. We just couldn't see it.
>>570662172On the house.
>>570662440>normalshits>mahjongI doubt
Behold, Mila if she was a good character
my claude modified 4chan x has a laggy text box when the thread is large and I ran out of free tokens before it could figure out why
>>570662480just play piano at this point
Crow book scan when
Umadachis!!!
>>570662574I said MAYBE.It's hyperboobs at the end of the day.Lolis have similar range of normalshits attraction.The best way to go under the radar is probably posting boring pictures most of the times.
>reddit filename>unrelated umanigger post
>>570662652Someone can correct me but Lisu was a pretty skilled pianist but he was famous for playing IIDX with only one hand on the buttons
>>570662621YUZU!!!!!
>>570662652there's not a single person who can play mei on piano well enough without cheatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usvaUZ4CyHo
>>570662680it's... already in the repo...?
>>570662783
>>570662819https://youtu.be/iFh2M9i86uM?t=351
>>570658634GG
Those videos reminded me when back in the days seeing one cute anime girl in a videogame felt like a luxury.Now anime girls are everywhere and they kinda lost their special value, and most of the art doesn't even feel special, just more slop to feed the animebutas.
>>570658634gg
/mjg/'s favorite boss in iidx is Rche
bemani composers are old and washed
I'm old and washed
>>570662820Whoops, didn't notice it last time i checked. Thanks
>>570663013anime girls were always common though, they just got censored, never localized, or you were too young and dumb to realize they were anime girls
moimoi got old, washed, and inseminated by an American ddr player
hehe, momo-chan~... come give this old man his sponge bath and wash his back... heheheh...
>>570663013thisanime is normalfaggotry nownormalfags are even playing eroge now
chill streamcynthia-7.png
>>570663461I propose we ban anime from /mjg/ and move on to /co/, the only way to escape animenormalfaggotry
>>570663259No they weren't. Back in the days a lot of games were super autismo gameplay, with anime pinup girls being rewarded to you once in a while.They genuinely felt precious.>>570663461Crazy times we live in.
>>570663461>nowlollmao
Sometimes I wonder if I've gotten werose
>back in my day we had to fight tooth and nail for sexy pictures of 2d women uphill both wayspipe down unc
>>570663431https://youtu.be/Yw1I-62cTLw
>horsefucker team could never make something this soulfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2CktfFbypc
>>570663598>No they weren't.tunnel vision or just didn't care enough about games, go check the catalogue for literally any era and you'll realize nips always made games blasting you with anime tits, they were simply rare in the west
I never figured out how to rape (consensually) the girl stuck in the window. Was it just a cruel joke to make that swf?
looks like Aki and Okada had a daughter
why nobody has done a joke with -uma and uma?
>>570664031the intro will have one 2 weeks from now when they post it
>>570663965if you never figured out how to molest window girl and touch sleeping girl, you are forever a casual
I hope asapin gets picked up on one of the three m-league openings
>>570663991>70800shes amaekoromoing irl
>>570663935In the west it was unironically this >>570663761, 30 years agoAnd it's a pretty interesting memory to have.Anime lost almost all of its appeal as it got popular.
doko
I'm playing morimems now
>>570664207I don't really give a shit about your experience as a jaded old fart, but if you only cared about anime due to being niche, you're as good as a normalfag in my eyesthere's still hundred of series normals won't ever really care about and much less discuss, if you can't even latch to those you might as well be a gay poser like the people who come here to shitpost without knowing a lick about mahjong
>>570664398someone told me it was slay the spire with cute anime girlsI currently have 16 hours on it on steamcompared to 500 in sts1 and 170 in sts2it was honestly dogshit
>>570659939thanks for posting the channel anon I am actually learning a few things from him
>>570664537>getting strawmanned by a retardcool
>>570662119Hasn't she better pictures?
>>570664537>there's still hundred of series normals won't ever really care about and much less discussname one
The true normalfaggotry came from vtubers playing and shilling this game. Search your heart and you know it to be true. Vtubers have been the absolute death of otaku culture and I'm not joking. Most normalfag shit ever.
>>570664557name 1
>>570664541I dont play stsslop, but I agree morimem isnt good. I like it actually kill characters story-wise, but thats about it. I'm playing cos Saya no Uta collab. I will uninstall after
>>570662543howhow the fuck do you know about roophe's my favorite bms artistdid i post that video on /mjg/ before and forgetfujitakana-5.png
>>570664760Legendary Gambler Tetsuya
>>570664783True!but its also generation switching, if it wasnt vtubers, something else wouldve been the thing
>>570664865absolute ass series that does not deserve to get discussed, the only reason people even think about it is because its one of the 5 anime with mahjong in it
>>570664537holy basedhate anime fans that go "yeah, I love anime, what do you mean how many anime I watch this season? I watch 1 anime a year because anime sucks"
>>570664823my recommendeds get defiled by the infernal garbage you watch every time i accidentally hover one of your trash links and it preloads the page, he probably just had it recommended from your history after one of your pozzed loads.
>>570664783>Vtubers have been the absolute death of otaku culturegacha is worse and came way before themvtubers at least started brainwashing nips into using PCs for actual games instead o f just VNs and eroge
>>570663991How does she look when she smiles?
>>570664990Are vtumors the reason why we're finally getting PC ports of classic nihon kino?
>>570664783>Most normalfag shit ever.It's idolshit for clinically online people who are too lazy to dance and cheer their oshi on, of course it will attract normalfags and manchildren
>>570664961I love the French
>>570664760anyamal tantei kirumizoo
>>570664031Before uma went global, I was brainstorming a Kirara team with a dash of uma to make something with "Urara" but now uma is a whole thing on its own
I've contributed nothing to my team so far...
>>570664990Gacha is a symptom that vtubers exploited. Making dogshit garbage games whose entire pull was "LOOK HAHA SEXY ANIME BABES WITH BIIIIIG BOOBIES AND ALSO LE LOLI CHARACTER BRAT GRRRRR" Take that exact premise and apply it to literally every fucking vtuber model and add parasocialism to it
>>570665079yesvtumors playing apex legends of all things somehow cascaded into nips realizing there's reasons to have high end PCs beyond video editing
>>570664949Okay and? You asked for a series and you got one, just admit you're wrong or a mainstream fag
>>570664823ATR (the team he was a part of) placed first in BOF21(the latest one) thanks in part to this song.
>>570665095And I love you too
I've been pretty cringe this whole league but people seem to be into it
>suddenly loli seethe
I miss the rhythm game discussion. I don't like anger.
>>570664994https://x.com/misakichiyu/media
chin too weak
LOOK HAHA SEXY ANIME BABES WITH BIIIIIG BOOBIES AND ALSO LE LOLI CHARACTER BRAT GRRRRR
>>570665546Yuzu is a hag
>>570665546>Agate with sunglasses
>>570665382AyyThank you
>rhythm game20 dollars (20,000 yen) for Piano Glow on steam200 for a MIDI keyboard.I think there's a similar program that lets you directly connect any guitar to the computer.You can also get really sweaty in public on DDR
>>570665546I am a cat main that thinks hag is cute and I also use her tablecloth
>>570665546hag looks so much better with shorter hair
>>570665546the dora indicator is in the wrong place
>>570664951this is me
>>570665815hag looks so much better with anything other than the original art and emotes, really.
>>570665697I just played DDR with my friends today. :3
Personally I porefer spher matchers.
>>570665858>emoteshag's emotes are top tier
>>570665815>>570665858Fake and gay Hag lovers go away.
>>570665928>osu
>>570666025No think like Zuma, luxor, sparkle and the like.Zaz if you like funky music.
>>570666016hag a shitthe second they made ntr bunny they should've retconned hag out of being the alternate starting character
>>570665817It's not
>>570666078candy crush gamer
code lyoko watchalong when
>>570662119I dont know anything about Mahjong but I want to suck and fuck those titties
>>570666140You know nothing of the horror that is the scenic route.
>>570666000She is in a very exclusive club of 2 characters who get muted if they use the wrong emote at the wrong time and has multiple offending emotes instead of just one.Yes, you are subject to these rules in friendlies.
>>570666131it is, its the second kandora that's flipped
Remember when this general used to talk about Mahjong?Yeah me neither
>>570666257who's the other one
>>570662119I look like this.
>>570665697I really like this Steve soundpost.
remember when this general used to talk about MATING?
koko doko?
>>570666365Wouldn't you like to know, hagfriend.
>>570666453I already know its hanner anyway
>>570666453
>>570666370gimmi your contact info. I will fuck your brain out, bitch
>>570601298VOD: https://youtu.be/wX8yt2UZoZ8
>>570666262Not in sanma
>>570666578Did you have a walk with Hoshino?
>>570666262It's sanma. The dora indicator is the fifth tile in the wall instead of the third, so you can draw 4 rinshan tiles with kita.
>Flirting in a mahjong general. brother, there are zero women here.
>>570666607>>570666624brb blowing my brains out
>>570666693>he doesn't know
>>570666550
>>570666693Sister, we're all women here.
>>570665546another win for sanmaGODS
>>570666693there are a specific number of females in /mjg/ but I cannot tell you at this time
>got 3 scrolls and a pink bag from the asura tourneywow I thought prizes were only for the top players neat
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>>570666990did N***2 get the washizu set? I wasnt following
>>570666990Post the blushing one
it really is the last league and the end of the thread in generalwe're doomed
>>570666693there are but they are all hannah players
All women here are monopolized by the /jong/ chuds
>>570667283what about w*men who don't go to /jong/? asking for a friend
>>570667047The korean hanner won the set for 1stOut rep gets a choice of akagi/washizu, their respective skin and some jade (4th)
>>570667352damnunlucky.still congrats to him for being good in a dogshit meme mode.
>>570666990>get one locked purple for participating>get one scroll for making it past the first roundBetter than nothing.So do you get like one scroll for each qualifiers round, or more?
>>570667484yeppers, I think that's how it worked
>>570662731heh
So the resources say fold to riichi in 2-shanten but in 1-shanten make a judgement call.I assume one condition is a guaranteed good wait but is there anything else I should consider when challenging with iishanten?
>>570667484one for the first 2 for the second and nothing for the third.
>>570667769You're asking that in a place where half the people will push 4-shanten dogshit-nomi against dealer riichi
>>570667885>people will push 4-shanten dogshit-nomi against dealer riichii can and will avoid dealing in and cuck you out of your win
>>570667885I see, my current judgement is guaranteed good wait since that often implies good potential value if pinfu is involved.Against open hand it depends on whether the hand is consdier slop or not.
>>570667769it's usually fulfill one of these 2 conditions to make it worthwhile: good wait, good value, or if you're dealer
>>570667769Good valueGood acceptaceYou need pointsYou're behind the guyEveryone else is foldingSomeone else is a couple calls deep and is desperately trying to foldIt will be funnyetc.It's vague for a reason, you use your own judgement
>>570668123>>570668008Roger that, I will continue to play and gain exp.
>>570667769The only thing I will usually ever consider is points discrepancy and how far we are into the game. If you're in a good spot and comfortably ahead, I will fold every time no matter what other factors are in play unless it's literally a Haneman hand or something. The reverse is also true. If you're desperate for points because you're last place and super behind, you gotta take risks.
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3989393/cd7fc77c2b/
>>570668123It would be funny is the correct answer
making the commentators seethe is always a valid reason to do something.
>>570668469if you're not yet iishanten, the best way to defend vs riichi is to have a preemptive safe tile to avoid ippatsu, and then deciding next turn if you push or fold.obviously this makes your acceptance narrower, but if you're that desperate you won't fold either way.
>>570669386stop spreading safetile disease to our experts
M League pros keep at least 3 safe tiles every hand thoughbeit
>diseaseYou are the reason i keep see someone iishanten keep random musuji in league
>>570669502I'm going to ask about that eventually.Was watching a video that said you should keep a safetile if you are at 3+ shanten at turn 6
I would push. I would win. What are the odds that your "unsafe" tile would get ippatsu'd? It doesn't matter. I don't need to know the odds.
>be iishanten >someone calls riichi>your kamicha chases immediately >draw a pair of one of your dangerous tiles>realize you have no genbutsu, kabe or even half suji for either player>realize you have no terminalswelp... I'm going to drop the live hatsu
>>570669819You keep a safetile if>you are in a very comfortable lead>you are heading towards the middle of the 2nd row with bad shapes>you are heading towards the middle of the 2nd row with set shapes>your hand is open with enough blocks to keep callingUnless you are very far ahead do not even think about safetiles in the first row (unless you have a godly haipai where your shapes are already set)
11456m34566p6778s turn 2 as oya east 1, dora is 3p, discards are useless honors and terminals.Do you riichi on the shanpon or cut 6p for improvement?
>>570670060yeah fast riichi with terminal shanpon is good
>>5706700606p
For me, I'll riichi without a second thought. I will not worry about something that hasn't happened but rather the result of it in which case is when I ron or tsumo your ass or I get dealt in.Then the cycle continues
>>570664947Not true. Vtubers aren't comparable to anything that came before them, and they did a completely new job of introducing ecelebniggers to otaku culture.This wasn't even true of gen 1 vtubers like the big 5. They just uploaded funny videos and you watched them like an anime episode. It started with hololive and nijisanji when they started livestreams instead of videos since you were expected to care about the personality behind the vtuber instead of watching them like any other piece of media.
>>570670060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSaL-R337g
>>570670387he literally told you the bakyou you dumb rabbit
The bunny is gonna explode
>>570670387discards are:3z9m1p4z
>>570670362>Vtubers aren't comparable to anything that came before themThey're literal amalgamations of streamers, influencers and failed idols. Many vtubers who couldn't make a successful debut as idols or singers became vtubers instead. Even demondice bent the knee because she was struggling at best without the corpo backing and now she has a contract with Sony Music.
>>570670620seating arrangement?! tsumogiri status?!! character skins?!
>>570670737>They're literal amalgamations of streamers, influencersExactly, things that weren't a part of otaku culture before.They're closest to idols in terms of obsessing over the people behind them instead of the media, but at least idols had an interface of songs through which most people engaged with them and had to go out of there way to know more about the person.
>>570671063why are gooks okay with playing a japanese game if they're mortal enemies?
>>570671131anime transcends race
>>570671131its actually rightful chinese code.
>>570671131why are americans okay with it? did they forget pearl harbor?
>>570671131Actually, everything Japanese is actually Chinese!So all of Japan's achievements are ours, and all of the parts that we don't like are barbarism or western corruption!
https://www.youtube.com/live/e-QihbJ6IMMAUS 17 June 15Table BTetsumo Musume42.8(0)The Great /out/doras-347.1(0)Nekoronica-375(0)Mentanpinmates-511.3(0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaJLSuIeN78AUS 17 Table AKoromo no Chiikan758.1Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi382.3ダブリーキュア-12.9Tenpai Prison-336.6
>>570671001>things that weren't a part of otaku culture beforelmaooooooooSure pal, I guess you never went to Youtuber threads on /jp/ back around 2013 and you never watched 2hu speedruns from hardcore otakus.Even in the west you had reaction youtubers watching anime for over a decade your chubas are not as revolutionary as you think.But I'll say that vtubers could only become a thing in Japan for a reason. The anglosphere lacked and still lacks the online cultural foundations to come up with something similar on their own.
HORSES SCORE SOME FUARKING MANGANS
>>570671131The Chinese are even bigger mortal enemies with the Japanese and yet Mahjong Soul exists
>>570670931A hat on another table next to yours just got into tenpai for sankantsu. Mega mahjongtron is entering combat mode.Mega mahjongtron just descended onto your bakyo and killed toimen (Wanjirou Beachside Vacation), shimocha is next, but she's trying her best holding back the menace (Oracle's Legacy Steve). Kamicha (Football Banana) is running away (probably just to go pick up her baseball to join Steve in combat. You alone remain at your seat. Half of the table has been turned into ashes. You are a gold room player that is tunnel visioning on his hand, you don't even know what tsumogiri means, you are thinking really hard about your next discard.
WAKE ME UP
>Can someone post in the thread for me>Table B /out/ernative stream on the train tracks!>https://www.twitch.tv/roleplayto>Surely train lines means better connection, right?ichihime-983.png
Table B /out/ernative stream on the train tracks!https://www.twitch.tv/roleplayto
>>570671452>Sure pal, I guess you never went to Youtuber threads on /jp/ back around 2013 and you never watched 2hu speedruns from hardcore otakus.>Even in the west you had reaction youtubers watching anime for over a decade your chubas are not as revolutionary as you think.not otaku culture
>>570671452>vtubers could only become a thing in Japan for a reasonthey're literally just regular streamers with a facerigthe only reason they started in japan because it was the only place developing live2d facerigs
>>570671702>the biggest otaku game franchise on Earth is not otaku cultureOkay.
>dragonballz rapA relic from the early 2000s that somehow existed in every language
how much longer until the /out/streamer dies horrifically live on air?
>>570671650time to leave the peru stream
>>570671891he cant do it yet it has to be his teams final OC
>no tablecloth>complete gibberish talki thought we had chileans in mjg, not peruanians
do you guys have teams tablecloths on when playing?
>>570672293è sì! My team es numbero 1, olé!
the most unwatchable table of all time
>>570671441Umabros we really need to discus benching our adepts and R**** if we want to win this thing
>>570667070
>Yuzu streamer is retarded
yuzu!!!
>>570671689H-he's just teleporting around?
>>570671358
>stream i cant understand what i hear>stream i cant make out what i see
>>570671358>shounenspics
>>570646743based, i now like your team. i had a a small folder too, so here are 7 videos you didn't have. https://files.catbox.moe/3z3o2o.rar
>chanta blanco formathis is just like in my favourite mexican anime
>terasucky user
>>570671358they sound like nu league TO
>chihori player>literally the kindest person in this generalhow?
>>570673031Merely masking and pretending.
>confirmed the DSG>deals in to it too a turn later
>>570673031that may anon just uses hags, hes not a OL terasucky main
>kafuka pfpi now like peru
>outdoras
there was a dsg?
>furries are winningMake it stop
>>570673031You don't actually think chihori players are posting those, do you? It's not like anyone uses her.
I suspect terasucky was picked because no one played her up until now
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS PURPLE HAG MEAN BY THIS??????????????? THAT WAS THE WORST PLAY EVER
>>570674513>gets 4th because of tenpai payments@CIA @FBI @NSA @Detectives INVESTIGATE THIS SHIT
>names
>nombres
ha did nothing wrong
OH NO NO NO NO
More like mentanpoo
leave the hag alone
>>570671358Lo siento, se me ha caido la conexion a Internet
i hear sexy latam child
>these cropped logos that have to be moved every roundI can sense their poverty through the screen
>>570675176do latam children really look like this?
>>570672390Not that one.
honors are...not genbutsu. mjg has evolved
>>570675304flying to Chile right now
Cute little newfig
Why would you cut live yakuhai as dealer when you have so many terminals and it's your only pair and have genbutsu, suji and even sotogawa terminals?Haku here is the only thing that allows oya to fight back this riichi, and 6m doesn't improve his hand by much.
>got a no yaku haitei from a hand I gave up and opened for tenpai paymentsSometimes being retarded pays off
>>570675805riichi gives way to ura
>>570675304they do
>>570675981You missed the point.Genbutsu is genbutsu, honors aren't genbutsu unless they are genbutsu, but they are statistically safer than all other tiles on average.In that case, yakuhai is useful to generate points because dora is 1p, and you want the points as oya, so no point in cutting haku.
>>570675607>showcasing sprout and hag cutting live honors and a retarded schizo not cutting honors because he can call on thembravo
>shiitoiHagbro...
ぼぐだのふ on the telly!
>>570676845kek he does look like him
hag didnt deserve such bullshit
h-heyyy cuties....
PSA for top 8 teams. Especially the higher up ones that have nothing better to do.I would like to suggest a novel and exciting strategy: the reverse crab.Everyone gangs up on Friendlies Fight Club to stop them from getting out of the negatives. We can't have any S power levels getting uppity.
Hey cuties!What games huh.Never mind those, it's time for the really important game.A friendly game!Come play with me... please.Majsoul Friends Room 95710(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=95710
>>570677358Agreed, friendless fightclub must perish
>fat fingered leaving room on mobileit's so mikover...
>>570677456I saw you come in and leave!That's not nice anon!Anyway, full!Thanks for coming friends.
>>570677456heyyy cuties that was a very unlucky and unfair double 4ths. Want me to give you a free massage?
>>570677602So that's what happened.There's always next time!
There's one team 6 player whose score (-66.1) hasn't been accounted for yet. 8th place currently belongs to Friendlies Fight Club with -44.9 points.
>>570677736What's so gay about a massage anyway?It's not like we're talking about buttsex here.
>>570677827touching another man is gay as fuck bro
>>570677827Not him but most massages end with a handjob but I still disagree with Yuzutrick being gay, hand or blowjob from a tranny is hardly gay and less so if they'd look like Yuzu
>>570677916Frank...
>>570677916>but most massages end with a handjobno they don't
nyagger big win
>>570678889My city has like 10 massage places and they all give you happy endings
>>570677456gg
>>5706774562/4Staying open!Playing more mahjong!Waiting for (You) to come play with us!>>570677602Now is your time!
>>570677456can only do one. very haggy hag game ggs hags. I like you
>>570677456>>570679348FULL AGAIN!
>>570671358Saki-chan...
I wonder how many players are cheating, but in a subtle and unprovable way
do you prefer playing with mahjong tiles or poker chips?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AYbc3ynvyAhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1Uz8s4hgPhc
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146039495
>>570679905I put the cheating plug in but it isn't helping me win
>>570662119kill yourself
>>570671358scuffed VOD here:https://www.youtube.com/live/e-QihbJ6IMM>>570679564There are 115 one-hour episodes of this Saki Kino
>>570680067Based
>>570680067uh oh amaeleddit melty!
>>570679905I'm cheating on my girlfriend in a subtle way
They call me the HUMAN SEQUENCER.
They call me the Child Predator.
>>570680486>>570680571No they don't
they call me on discord
They call me on my cellphone
>>570680772maybe you should stop looking at your cellphone all the time then
I'm giving (You) a night call to tell you how I feel
They call me "retarded Steve", "shit player", "sanshoku denier" and other hurtful things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzwgP6IhbA
>>570680821with your hands?
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEL
>>570680858u wot?
>>570680858its ok i like you
>>570680893LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN
>>570680893I CAN ALWAYS SHOW MY EVERYTHING TO YOOOOUUUUUUUfujitakana-11.png
Who is "they"?
>>570677456Down to 3/4!Now it's time for (You) to join us!It will be fun, I promise.Come, come!
>>570677456MIKO UPRISING
>>570677456ggs
>>570677456>>570681120Full once more!
Rigged distribution
>>570681002they/them
>>570681267>bocchicels about to get ripped apart
>>570681267Here's how prison team can still qualify.
>>570681267
>>570681267It would be so fucking funny if j*ngers scored back to back yakumans to send the top 3 teams into negative please make it happen
didnt ask
i installed poko>clothes fall apart when you loselewd
>>570682382>1 weeksesl client
>>570682382TO CHECK YOUR DMS
Fucking impossibleAlso how the hell do you go about farming sanbaimans, force Chinitsu every hand and pray?
TO, reveal the desperation bird nudes
>>570683187wait until the majority players(nips and chinks) to go to sleep and call in /mjg/ers to collude
>>570671650>>570671689VOD after it's done processing: https://youtu.be/8-fc6lmH7Ew
>topuria got manhandled>pereira jobbedFight club bros...
>>570680067>>570680323>t. brown transexual jew
>>570683187i have the same problem with sanbaimansjust aim for non yakumans in limitless memesura and be lucky
>>570677456Somethings wrong and I can feel it...
>>570683187Riichi 1Tsumo 1Chinitsu 6+3 (pinfu, dora, etc)So yeah just force menchin and pray
>>570683945you used up all your luck for the next 10 ranked matches
>"Rare" (<2.3% of people): Out of 55 categories, only two were statistically "rare" in the general population: having sex with animals and having sex with children.How come /mjg/ is filled with such vocal minorities?
>>570684142n-no...
i hate this game
>>570684464Lie
>honor shanpon>instant oikake deal in from dealerevery time
>>570681267rooting4/jong/
Spiritually I'm rooting for outdoras but what's the most outdoras thing anons have ever done? For me it was almost shooting a man in the woods or saving my dog when it was close to drowning in a bog
>>570677456Anons are not ready but maybe 3/4?We will see.Join and we will figure it out.
>>570685062Which team is that?
>>570677456incredible, a ryanpeiko out here in the wilderness
>>570685609>>570677456Ok it worked out in the end!Started!
>>570685641bocchicels
>>570685641temple of noten
>>570677456hag, your deal ins makes me feel like I owe you dinner or something...aiharamai-2.png
>>570681267They call me the Bocchi rapist because I'm going to rape Bocchi.
Teams you are rooting for and what they say about you:>Koromo no ChiikanPedo.>Guards of SekhmetUhhh based.>Pinfu PhalanxCringe.>Team Carrot: Pretty RiichiKill yourself.>Seikai no TenbouBackground character with aura, nobody knows what you are up to.>Temple of NotenGood taste.>Tetsumo MusumeBased overall, but their captain is cringe as fuck. You are probably conflicted about the whole situation as well. How is it even possible for a Steve and Miko to be the least cringe teammates? Weird. You also have autism.>Team 6ex Wi7hPretty skibidi.>Friendlies Fight ClubYou still fight!>ダブリーキュアMagical pedo.>Other teamsBased sovlful NGMI
Gotta root for the uma team now to stay on the contrarian grind
>>570685764
>>570686086>based
>based soulful NGMI cringe magical pedo pedo skibeedy with autismyeah that fits amaekoromo-0.png
>>570686226
this is gayer than my dream nglamaekoromo-5.png
>>570686086Rance mogs them all
I FELL FOR THE OLD MIKO TRICK
>get dumped on with a mandatory 4th match>very next match is a gimme 1stSubtle, yostar
>>570686903>shallow dungeon crawler but with rape>shallow 4X but with rape>Even shallower dungeon crawler but with rape>shallow Fire emblem but with rape
>>570677456it's been games
>>570677456thanks for the games...
>>570677456That will be all for now!Nice session.Thanks for all the games cuties!Enjoy the day!bye bye
What killed the /mjg/?
>>570689337cheating fucks
>>570689561That only killed league
>>570689337/jong/
I had a dream about league, it's over for me
>>570690463
>>570689337vacxina and bunners killed amqthey'll throw a fit when someone else makes a room, because it isn't using settings that directly benefit them and they get btfothen they cry in the thread calling it slop, discouraging everyone else from making rooms
The Insane Story of Serbia‘s Human Slaughterhouse
>>570690653/doko/ drama is so boring
>>570690653Wtf I hate Vaxina now
Memories of murder
I just woke up and dream about the league. Koromo no Chiikan got double 4th and Riichi the Rock got 2nd then 1st. Pinfu Phalanx got double third and Guards of Sekhmet got 1st and 2nd. Then suddenly a big flashing screen in my monitor that I got the curse of ra. I was confused at first because it should be Ya-Ku-Oh OC but the next matches Ya-Ku-Oh participated all of them are 1st for the rest of the league and won the whole thing.Also there is a Yuzu beside me.
How I get over knowing that the only reason my team isn't qualifying is because of me?
>>570691647Kill yourself?
>>570691754team 14...
How I get over knowing that my team isn't qualifying despite all my efforts?
>>570691754prime numbered teams...
>>570691647You were just unlucky (You were a massive retard)
>>570691754hoe...
prime aged children...
yesterdays eu2 session is very funny
>>570691804Am I hallucinating or did last league have a losers bracket where winner made it to the finals?
Prime energy drink...
>>570690557>>570690842There was no Yuzu, and it was an IRL match for some reasonI had a suuankou tanki and the opponents were trying to argue I had too many tiles (I didn't)
>>570692104
>>570692104>There was no YuzuYou better not be lying, anon. We WILL find out.
>>570692017427,789 is prime
after 9 memesura matches the closest I've come to sanbaiman is a 10 han baiman with 0 uraConclusion: Sanbaiman do not exist
I had a dream about league where the commentators were spectating my team and wondering why we even play the finals when everyone knows my team is going to win.
What happens if a Kaavi appears in my dreams someday?
I support umafags because if they win they will cause the highest amount of seething
>>570692826
>>570692842Brown-type mindset
>>570692370Is Fu Ji a child?
>>570692842I just want an underdog to win
All Jyanshis are children of God
>>570693445You're nothing more than a step-child to God and you'll be beaten like a red-headed ome.
>>570692037I watched it and I actually made only one mistake. Almost perfect game
I started eating tons of tinned fish, that stuff is actually fucking delicious if you dont buy the cheapest stuff
Well, hello, hello))
>>570694508True, all that mercury is the key to long life.
>>570694616I drink three thermometers a day
>>570694508Anonchama we just saved one anon's life a few months ago don't follow his path
>>570695160I forgot about that anon, are you okay anon? You got poisoned real bad.
>>570694508Protip: dip a paper towel in the can and light it up, that way you get delicious cooked tuna
>>570694686Elemental mercury is amusingly mostly safe to consume.
>>570695529t.
>>570695596Elemental mercury has trouble absorbing into your body due to its texture, so it kind of goes in as goop, and comes out as goop. The real danger with elemental mercury is that if it becomes airborne, and you happen to breathe it in. That's a genuine toxic hazard.
>>570692037Table?
>mercuryYou mean quicksilver
>>570695343a tuna cigarette?
>>570696427You can tune a fish but can't tuna cigarette
>>570695807>if it becomes airborne, and you happen to breathe it in. That's a genuine toxic hazard.So watch out for toxic farts?
>>570696293>some retard nerd had the bright idea the rename Alchemy into Chemistry
>>570696617
>>570696941
What's the best way to take advantage of cheap yen and buy myself a decent Mahjong set? I want something unique, not necessarily AMOS stuff.
>>570697689Look through yahoo auctions I guess
>>570696293You mean Hydrargyrum
dyoko :3
>just came up with a great team idea for the next league>there's no next league
amaekoromo-5.pngso he can just post that?
>>570698186But the next TO will plan another league
>>570697809I guess, I tried asking 1kawaya like a year ago but received no reply.
>>570698186Next league will be replace with Nations war
What if there was an east vs west league?
>>570699271Is Africa East or West?
I better not see any of you west coast niggas on my turf
IS IT EAST VERSUS WESTOR MAN AGAINST MANCAN ANY NATION STAND ALONE
>>570700176I live in the midwest with my tornado buddy.
When you can't even say My nameHas the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
>>570700353FAT TITS COMING TOWARDS YOUR FACE WARNING ANON
>>570697689>something uniquehttps://shop.m-league.jp/product/gxae10788/https://saikouisen.stores.jp/items/68b2b8e8cd7f16df0f8a56d2I forgor the blue one that came out not that long ago
>>570698504>1kawayaare they genuinely retarded or just prejudiced against foreigers? I wanted to get their set via tenso, because I know they'd straight up ignore oversees shipping, but not replying at all is weird
>>570700861They might be dead, idunno
>>570700394You know my >naaaame
>>570697689AMOS is good enough, much better than some smoke-filled parlor buu tiles
>>570698326The nexto? The nexto what? Why are you spelling it like the Japanese pronounce it?
>>570701217he means next to the guy who will plan itaru-0.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGoGwlNmZUQ
Tenshi to Akuma to Tenshi to Akuma to...
>>570701561
[SubsPlease] LIAR GAME - 11 (1080p) [6A951D5C].mkv
Do you think people outside of this sphere see the antics we get up to and get jealous of our freedom during League?
>>570701831BWEEEH Akiyama-saaaan help meee BWEEEEEH
>>570701919>see the antics we get up toThey probably don't>get jealous of our freedom They would just get mad that we allow problematic things
>>570701530The real Aru
>>570701919>our freedomExamples?
>>570701919speaking of outside of this sphere, why haven't our cheaters gone to cheat in other online tournaments? do they actually have even more autistic detectives that somehow catch them in advance or did the cheaters come here to not ruin their existing reputation outside of here
>>570671131Because peace is nice, yes?We should have more of that.
>>570702996they're attentionwhores, just take a look at the mortalson
>>570702732I dont wanna live in a world where the commentators cannot call someone a nigger while probably being tanned themselves
Wait so once it gets to the point where I need to consider 2-8 suji I should instead look at my pairs when deciding what to fold even if they are more unsafe? (baring obvious risks like open honitsu)
>>570703249there's even more attention outside of here and you get to attach your name to every post in discord
>>570703369>outside of hereis there any community?
>>570703292the chance of shanpons and weird kanchans increase the later it goes (or the more suji are out), yes. I would say once you are down to around 6-7 suji I would start only trusting real genbutsu & kabe (preferrably while having a pair of course)
https://youtu.be/qU112uhON7Mcynthia-6r.png
>>570703369Yeah but over there EVERYONE gets attention. Here they can get erect whenever someone names them and also name themselves anonymously.
>>570703761You cant just name yourself that is illegal
>>570703827
>>570703907
>>570694508For me it's king oliver's salmon
>>570703827WE CAN'T!?
>>570694508Cook salmon
>>570704207Rape Hannah
>>570703827My name is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone calls me Giorgio.
>>570704282
when will I get my own assigned schizo
>>570703621I see so the idea I guess is even if the pair is more unsafe, relatively speaking the benefit of having a second safe tile if the first passes is better than throwing a safer singleton?
>>570704332I am already here you little foldbitch
someone host a room, I'm too lazy...
>>570704436stupid miko
>>570704391That is only half of it, iff you have a pair it is also less likely someone is waiting on the 3rd one. Lets say you have 1122s and 889p in hand, you see 4 2s and 4 8p , in this case you thow the 1s instead of the 9p.If you see 3 2s and 4 8p , I would throw the 9p.
I am...the author.
Majsoul Friends Room 17272(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17272Yamijong
>>570704740started
>>570704648I just saw this xeet on my timeline
>>570704332you can have mine, i don't want him anymore
>>570704740>>570704862????????????????????????????????NIGGA
>>570704740I know i asked for someone else to make the room but this is a little surprising.
>>570704740fake room
>>570706285>ERP logs
>TO's team can't score against an island you've never heard of beforeWhat's the mahjong equivalent of this?
>>570704740ggthese animated squishjy mikotits look so comfy
>>570704740GG, thanks for hosting! Blessed haipais upon you.
>>570704740Never host this game mode again
>>570704740>daburii>rinshan>ura 5g
>>570706850mortalbot in iishanten hell while the adeptchad is bricking his entire hand with some retarded chanta but wait wtf he's actually getting there
alright someone host another room, I'm feeling really lazy to think of a poem.
>>570708708nobody reads the poem anyway
I'm gonna take a shit instead of hosting a room
>>570708806sob
>>570708806this but unironically
Majsoul Friends Room 95392(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84580koko mostly standard rules
>>570708708league in 30 minutes?
>>570709119>95392>84580
>>570709145
>>5707091193/4
>>570709145it's 1h40min
>>570709145surely a hanchan can finish before then!
ahhh why does this game take so long to load up I always miss the kokos
>>570709350honestly I think ur happy not being in this room.
>>570709537kino
>>570709537>riichi nashi room
I will never forgive famous miko for unfriending me (I only found out when he sent me another friend request)
>>570709946but i didn't delete anyone since i came back....
>>570710094must have done it in your last visit then
I have 21 friend slots open, you may send your requests
>>570710375slut
Strip mahjong autokoko doko
>>570710443
>>570710375I have 15 and I never send friend request
>>570710375I have 1 and I don't know who it was
Gold players are so cute.They don't understand what's going on, but they are having fun.I just watched an Asuna smile as he got 4th acceptance after playing like a giga retard the whole game.
>>570710557only if the hunky anon from my team joinsaiharamai-12.png
>>570709119Bro, if you disable open tanyao, write it in the damn postWaste of time
disabling kuitan is more evil than dama in friendlies
>>570710860he wrote mostly standard rules?
>>570710860For you, maybe, I bet everyone else at the table was having a blast watching you struggle because you didn't read the rules as you joined the room.Get fucked, nyagging retard.
>>570710860i set the win limit to 200k, you are stuck with me forever novicecutie
>>570710860>game is still goingIT WAS A LIVE OR DIE MAKE UR CHOICE ROOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>570710268I think the last time I cleared out friends list was before they added the two new vip titles for more friends slots. If so Im sorry, I probably deleted you because you were 1 month and I was full friends list. If you want you -could- add me back, otherwise ill work for your forgiveness...
Concept: guy who gets this tattoo every time he ranks down.
>>570711301Team Avatar...
Concept: Yuzu.
>>570710679>>570537598maybe?
>>570711182>you -could- add me backAlready did. We're good.
Conceptual Weapon: Yuzu.
Strinm doko?
>>570712201in an hour?
>>570712020Don't use it, your body can't handle this weapon.
>>570712201Jyanshi-san, your timezone reps?
>>570712201At 2:00 PM
>>570712201Jinny is streaming
>>570711531
>>>/sp/155321024
>>570712870dont give TO another cortisol spike
>footie
>goyballbravo
no islanders in league from now on
>>570712870>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>570713035The jews didn't invent everything anon
league is cancelled until spain scores
TO is a vroom vroom guy not a footsie guy his high pressure is not at risk
HAHAHAHARONALDINHO SOCSER
Humiliation on the international stage for TO... Anyway, enough about League
>spain can't beat nigger hawaii
Is TO Spanish or Italian? I'd like to think he is Italian.
>I love the kind of anon that will actually just ron me.>You know, when I queued for league today I was thinking 'Damn, I really hope some saint paints my team's score over some fucking tablecloth.'>And here we are.>I mean really, just absolutely destroy me.>I'm talkin' full on adeptchad-in-throne-room level carnage.>And I want it to scare the shit out out of me. I mean I hope I deal in. I hope I deal in and you call me your little 'adeptchad nyagger.'>I want you to shadow realm me.>I mean I want you to make me your feeder.>Your little adeptchad nyagger feeder.>I want it to get embarrassing.>I mean like... weirdly embarrassing.>Inefficient too.>We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight sessions.>Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?>I mean, I'm a real adept. I'm not normal.>Saint...>Please...>You have to crush me.
>>570713290>F Juan>In [current year]
>>570713403that's the former TO
>>570713403That's former TO (based, low blood pressure)
>he still believes there are two separate TOsTHEY ARE THE SAME PERSON, THEY SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME
>>570709119i cant believe you made this that poor novice cats first friendly game experience...
I don't like divegrass so I spent the day playing uma and reading eroge instead.
>>570713148It's not about the jews inventing it, it's about the goyim enjoying it and being distracted by sportsball and tribalism while their societies crumble before their eyes and the jews use "brown person scored a goal for your team" as an argument to push for diversity and niggers that will behead you in the streets.
>>570713628>>570713641>spain 0-0>italy not even in wc
>>570709119gg fun game!
>>570709119absolute DOGSHIT roomi really enjoyed my stay. that was fun.
>>570713809yosh yosh its okay TO. Its okay
finally solved my horrible coil whine by disabling cpu c-states, it was driving me crazyi can now play and watch mahjong in silence
>blatant samefagging and low IQ hoursbravo euroniggers
I can't wait to roll for Akagi tomorrow
>>570714180euros are still on their way from work
>stuck in iishanten hell for an entire hanchan meanwhile your opponent calls into no yaku
>>570714156you need to change your PSU ASAP.it's not a cpu issue but your PSU is dying when the cpu changes its power consumption when switching between the cstates.PSU failure can brick all other components and it is the most critical part to detect faults with.you put a bandaid over a bone fracture
>>570708708You better uploads all these edits to the booru.
speaking of edits did someone save the ichihime edit of this, it was very cute
>>570715151i looked for ichihime-928got this
>>570714871you will do it for me smile.
>>570715372I should have thought that far myselffujitakana-4.png
How do you cope with losing money from sports betting?
https://tenhou.net/4/?L7447one hanchan onegai
>>570715669By not being a fucking retard and going to a casino like a normal person so you have some agency over your betting.
>>570715475He Turned The Worst Bank
>>570715669Just bet again and win your money back
>>570715669By winning money from mahjong gambling.
>>570715669why did you think you could win money in the first place
>>570715669always double your losses until you win and then win one more time, mathematically impossible to lose
>>570715669>actual niggercattle goylems in my general
>>5707157742 or 3/4haramuranodoka-969.png
>>570715669Gambling is an idiot tax. I'm not an idiot.
>>570715669PvP betting is -EV unless you have insider information
>>570715669If you're not banned from every sportsbook you're a loser. You're throwing money at casinos.
>>570716152You're definitely a fucking loser, I can tell that for sure.
>>570715669Was it a funny bet?
mjg league 8 will be on polymarket
>unironically losing money while gamblingI told you that adepts and kekxperts aren't humans.
>>570715669you can win it back by doubling it next time
>>570716262Projection from the man paying the idiot tax.
>>570715669make a 37 leg parley for $0.05 to win $3 trillion
>>570715669Where do you think you are?
>>570715774still 2/4
>>570716534Every other time I've joined a tenhou friendly there's been a fucker that just quits immediately
>>570716460>no uA fucking loser and a child. This is an 18+ board.
Drink caffeine related drinks responsibly.>>570715803i dont understand?>>570715669find comfort in knowing at least u didn't spend 6000 usd+ on mahjong soul just to play miko.
>>570716156PvP betting is +EV if you abuse promotions/bonuses and aren't a degen
No it was not a funny bet. The strongest team should be able to score at least one goal against some literal who village team. It's rigged just like mahjong.
>>570716683The irony of saying this on the general that almost certainly has the oldest average age on this entire board is quite funny. Thank you.
>>570717106did you not learn anything from celestial dealing in to daisangen
>>570716683Little bro, you're on 4chan defending sports gambling, you're either a room temperature IQ creature defending his terrible life choices or a paid shill. Either way, you're pathetic.
>>570717106>not sandbagging in groupsthere is literally no reason to go against stronger teams if you can park a game and get sent to the retard group
what's the consensus?was koromo TOO lucky?
>>570717134I'm still a spring chicken
>>570717428Variance.
>>570717428>28.57% ura ratefucking lucklet
>>570717134I remember thinking 4chan was in decline 16 years ago..
>>570717428>no mortal ratingtsumogiri>high mortal ratingautopilot>inconsistent discardspressure>horseswinning
>>570715774GG
>>570717428don't look at koromo and TO on the map
i fumbled that 8s but that was too much punishing
>>570715774gg
>>570717821That shit was straight out of super zugan
>>>/sp/155321744
>>570717809Are they...playing from behind? The clacking sounds on draft stream were them playing from behind??
>>570718330why are there so many /mjg/ anons there
table A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8xyrMminfw
>>570718664>euro general>why is the euro general watching the euro sport
>>570718872what teams you seasinker
Whoever's running the league website with the team pages, did you know Team 5 and Team 7's pages link to fake teams? Are you still here?
>>570718891at least two of the posters have US flags though, that makes 2/5 I counted in total
>>570718872This is boring, I want to watch the crab bucket table
>>570718951grinchlantisnyakuzathe winning teamboomers
Bocchibros........
Why do energy drinks always taste like cough syrup? Surely there's a market for something that doesn't taste like medicine
/mjg/ League 7 - EU2 18 Table BFriendlies Fight Club-44.9(0)ダブリーキュア-52.9(0)Tenpai Prison-253.8(0)Nekoronica-358.2(0)I dont have time to download the new intro or coinshttps://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends
>>570718872The fuck, why does this guys voice sound so familiar.
>>570719174the intro is too long anyway
>>570719149the medicinal taste is on purpose, to make you think they have a stronger effect than they actually do
>>570719223don't worry about it babe
>>570718872Koromo no Chiikan725.7(0)Guards of Sekhmet606.8(0)Pinfu Phalanx436.6(0)Riichi the Rock!-350.9(0)get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th get 4th
>>570719149If it tastes bad it means it's good for you
>>570719174KINO!
this intro is too long
>>570719474It takes 5 minutes for matches to start anon, its not long enough
>>570718872Streamer your mic is too low
>celestialkek and saintkek are both on my fantasy teamits fucking overplease be 1 & 2 please be 1 & 2 please be 1 & 2
>everyone on table b sending out their best players
>>570720027>crab bucket table>with the best jongers in eastern europe
>one table has my favorite player>one has my favorite commentatorCan you guys switch please?
Go bunny even though we're in separate teams.
>>570720236but im not playing today?
>>570718872>>570719320kek nya
>Tries to be funny>Fails
so that is how you get celestial, naruhodo
I can't wait for league to fucking end.
Why am I such a disappointment every single league...
>>570720829It was a bad wait and there were potential improvements. If nothing else, can keep the tenpai for keiten, but TO tsumo'd first
>open stream>A bunch of open hand Yakuhais or tanyaosYup. But remember guys, people will screech at you about how you should only ever be going for pinfu!
Claiming cunnylestial as my mahjong crush.>but I was here first, get in lineHmmm... nyo.
>try to use mumble>microphone doesn't work
>>570721901I have been stalking him for years now, get in line
League is a schizochad's format, you can't make +ev discards
On second thought, you anons can have the cunnylestial.
>try to use mumble>realize I lack vocal cords
>>570721901>>570722190
>anon is watching soccer on the side
>>570722412>adhd boomers
No one cares about a low scoring sport
mahjong is commentator's temple run, while soccer is the main content
>>570722497So if we made it so each goal counted for 1,000 points you would be interested?
>>570722607No you should just make the goalies have no arms
Just turn off MJS and let's watch goyball together
it's furiten not furryten, you ESL bitchamaekoromo-5.png
The crowds cheering on the haneman adds to the stream a bit.
>>570722725>GoyballThis isn't an American sport.
>>570722607It's not the value that matter, it's how often goals happens. A sport where games last 90 minutes and there's less than 3 goals on average is just boring.
>>570722886All sportsball is goyball.You are watching other men play for an 1h+ a game and wasting your life spectating people you'll never meet and learning absolutely nothing.>but I gamble without insider informationslol, lmao
Football was the worse thing to ever happen to western culture
Why is the soccer game playing smoooch?
>>570723174Ironic considering it's league season in /mjg/
>le sports gamblingwhy is that shit legal, I mean, you can gamble with your friends or at a casino, this is so ass
What the fuck is this schizo freak out about sports gambling in a general whose game is almost dedicated to explicitly sports gambling manga/anime?Autism melt down seek help.
>5 repeats
>>570723896>sports gambling>mahjonguse a dictionary next time please
>>570723896Soccerslop is not mahjong, fuck off
BUNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570723896Sports gambling isn't gambling, it's a humiliation ritual where you get fucked by the obscene rake. Even if you're in the top 1% who's able to consistently make money despite the long odds, your bet size will be artificially limitedIt's not gambling if you can't make money out of it
Let my celestial win
People here actually LIKE mahjong??
TO is a filthy fucking rigger.
>hentai prison is winningTOOOOO????? INVESTIGATE THIS TEAM!
>>570724284no
an uma walks into a barit diesfujitakana-11c.png
TO shouldn't be allowed to start his own table, he's rigging the seating
Gold saint play, please understand
TO IS A FILTER RIGGER
>>570724541All jannies can rig their own seatings in theory
Sekhmet deez nuts
league should have hydration breaks
>>570724796They can also see who is queuing up so they can send out counter picks. Every anon has that other anon who tilts to a certain playstyle. Notice how most of the top teams have a tourney janny on them
>sat in league queue for over an hour>demonized for some reason
>>570724796statsanon we need an average rank of kamicha stat per player to know for sure why my nigger kami isn't cutting any of the tiles I need but the janny's kami always does
>>570724935Stop noticing things
>TO first dealer againCurious how that works
>>570724990i could do that
>>570723304If you aren't learning anything valuable from league season, it's because you are goyim.
i heard there were bitches here.where are you? i'm here hoes.
>>570725150lol lmaoI remember being like you but that was a decade ago when I discovered /pol/ and thought I was so different and above everyone elseyou'll grow out of it hopefully
>>570725139First dealer is disadvantageous though
>>570725158
>>570725373Agariyame ari yes, nashi I'm unsure.
>>570725158The foids are in /jong/
>>570725306We are nothing alike, you are just projecting because that's the only way you have to relate to other people, since you are a subhuman devoid of theory of mind.
>>570725447Nashi with tobi nashi should give last dealer an overwhelming advantageHow's it go with M-league? They usually have good stats on crap like that but I wouldn't know where to look for them
>>570725158You don't want the B*itish vtumor over on j*ng
>>570725501That's exactly the stuff I was writing back then when I was 16.
>Guardians of Sekhmet is firstCONGRATZ
>>570725814No it wasn't, but keep telling that to yourself, loser-kun.
Kneel.
>>570725725agariyame nashi isn't that good for last dealership because you can't end the game
>>570726057Cute boy
>>570722497but enough about yonma
You lost your c-pass after deportation homeless anon
Can we investigate TO?
>>570726679TO is a looper
Investigate EVERYONE
We are all innocent.kujouriu-12.png
I feel like this funny man straight man comedy duo works better when done in moderation
>>570726852Looping his script?
>>570726990I'm trying to not be a retarded commentator anon
>>570727130Having actual game commentary would be nice for a change yeah
I actually enjoy the retarded jokes.never change streamer-kun
I'm gonna kms
I think pajeet commentator is top tier, and then roleplayTO right after.The baggots that did the WWE commentary were pretty good too.
this commentary is the only thing that can make TO's script tolerable to witness
>>570727649illya-5.png
>>570727649You didn't roll 0.
>>570727813I also don't have a sister
I love s*************'s commentary
>"he could tsumo on [deadtile], which would be unexpected"Bravo, bravo
>>570727996shut up retard you come commentate if you're so smart
I'd draw the 5th tile and tsumo
>He let the j*nger win
TO, your chiiten reps?
for me it's 2 high rank players seething at retards ruining their hands and not getting punished
Is this the most unlucky celestial ever?
>>570728143I'm sorry, please don't shoot me
>>570727996Are you saying it would be expected?
>>5707282396m just turned nakasuji and he had a chance to just take the game with the tan+3 tenpaiinstead he loses because of the tenpai payments he missed kek
>>570728279Crackhead did a tactical loop to saint 3 to avoid being cursed in league
>>570727996That's exactly why its unexpected.
Tenpai prison abandoned mentanpinmates. How could they...
celestialbro I don't want to be mean buthow the fuck do you keep losing
>celestial looper
>>570728486Variance
>deadnames
>>570728258for me its high ranked commentators being wrong and getting defensive when their ego is hurt
>>570728486>I'm not playing ranked anymore and my team needs firsts, that means I should push everything
>>570727872He's entertaining, but god damn he sounds like an insufferable cunt irl
>>570728839source?
People don't realize how hard commentating is when you're watching and keeping track of 4 different hands and trying to process information in less than 2 seconds because that's typically how a fast a player makes their move.
>>570719813My bad.
>>570728926she's fat don't bother
>>570729004fuck you TO
>>570729006sir they are all fat and ugly
Which commentator has the hottest voice
>Still banned from the Mumble after spending an entire session moaning into the microphone
>>570728926Apparently she even used to complain about her abusive boyfriend, but then went back to live with him and then got raped again.https://youtu.be/0yDGpMevByU?si=f3913oxvLmQPVWqM&t=4541
>>570728839Hope you enjoyed my stream debut performance
>>570729194xapitan...
>>570729173Me. (I haven't commentated in over 4 years)
>>570728972yeah it's difficult. sure I can do the play-by-play but things like planning the hand ahead get incredibly hard to keep track of for everyone on the table
>>570728839>>570729198Chibicuck fuck off with your retarded drama, no one gives a shit. Fucking vtumors are an absolute fucking blight of modern internet.
>theme keeps defaulting to yotsuba instead of tomorrow
>>570729438Stop engaging with retarded garbage cynthia posters.
>League>Egypt team gets double first>World Cup>Egypt team wins their matchKINOOOO
>>570728239>>570728362I regret not taking it but even if it was nakasuji there was a non-zero chance of me getting completely fucked over by mahjong.I knew if I played it safe I would most likely get top2 at least.Sad and probably the wrong play, but I didn't want to take the risk.
>>570729438I'm just posting it for the implications.I know meidos might see the post, in fact I'm hoping they see it. I want them to instinctually understand on what level of parasocial cuckoldry they are for liking vtubers.
>>570728972It's why I don't join, I would just get lost and end up just commentating the dealers hand. The guys who know their mahjong and can do the play-by-play well are worth their weight in gold.
>>570729618There's also a non-zero chance of you just winning it there + you got fucked over anyway
>>570729607>egypt wins 1-1
>>570729643watching / linking vtubers ironically is the same as doing it unironicallyasuna-4.png
>>570729607TO IS RIGGING IT RIGHT IN OUR FACES AND YOU'RE CALLING IT KINO
>>570728972No one actually watches league for some kind of game analysis or insightful commentary. All you have to do is scream, say funny shit from time to time and maybe break something when your team is losing
>>570729648You should try if you're interested, commentating is actually quite fun. Even if you get stuck on dealer hand, you can process information around it and as long as you have another person to bounce off you hopefully cover each other's basis.
Sanshoku is not real
>>570729775I don't like them and I don't watch them, I have a news site I rip things from and copypaste without even looking, I just read and share, because I care :>
>>570729808Camel toe Miyu, not like this...!
>>570729607do the other teams have world cup teams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDg1VNt-DyE
>>570729817ohnononoslop stopped being entertaining years ago
LoL this fraud team absolutely exposed next round
>>570729882NTA but I have thought about commentating before the problem though is I am deeply, deeply autistic and will just ramble over the other commentators Not even haha funny internet autistic, I have a doctor's note and everything.
>>570730052It's still entertaining when I do it.kujouriu-12.png
>>570730015>Steve masturbating me with her mech arm to the beat of that.
>>570730052depends on your accent
>>570729817Sparsely it's funny, but if you genuonely think going OHOHONONONONONONO JUSTTT JUSSSSSTTTTT every five seconds is entertaining I think you're actually retarded or in high school. Healthy balance is good. Trying to understand players in the heat of a moment can be interesting to dissect.
I am a total retard but I'm not this retarded. What the fuck bookhag
Someone post that "with x0000 point lead you can still lose in mahjong"
>>570730224i am actually retarded
>>570729648I am forever grateful for any co-commentators who join my streams because my solo commentary is very slow and dry
>>570730121Autistic rambling is fine, in fact I personally like that kind of commentary to some degree. I will say it might be a problem if you can't recognize when you should concede to your co caster as well. Ideally you work in harmony,
there are always 2 commentators so quickly and I do not wanna barge into their little dateaiharamai-8.png
>>570729989Yes, Riichi the Rock is Japan
I don't know about the other teams but I'm from The Netherlands!
I wanna rape Kaavi eliisa-6.png
Imagine being down 30k points, jesus christ man
hat your -30k daisangen rubberband???/ koromos not so cocky after being raped
>>570730659She's MINEBack offyuzu-8.png
>>570730121Read out your note on stream.
I need sucky mahjongas breadNOW
How is this not the biggest throw here? Why even bother trying to build a hand. Just end.
>>570729607>double firstyou sure about that?liyang-12.png
>>570731180This is just like that time Alexander invaded!onoderananaha-2.png
>>570730591It's spelled neanderthals aru-11.png
STOP FEEDING THE SNEK
>>570718959The teams themselves were supposed to register and fix it, if it's wrong it's their own fault for being lazy
>>570731863>>570731863>>570731863
>>570728839>antiporn vtuber getting raped and fucked live while streamingchat is this real?yuzu-5.png
>>570733057I'm scared, why did my shartiapost get deleted...
>>570733140didn't say mahjong at the end
>>570729198Is she like spanish or something? Why does she keep saying PUTA
>>570727662Burger commentators, why are we all shit.
nina sex on stream doko
>>570733382you either get joker laughs or some dude that sounds like he wants to off himselfasuna-0.png
