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Fraud love
Hooray for Ryan danchou! Autis/uma/ is an A+ club this month!
>>570772557
Kek
Curren would laugh at me getting hard at her wearing a bikini...
>>570772670
what are these for?
I still have the biggest dick in /uma/
>>570772808>I ate only donuts for a whole week. Please praise my Onee-chan a lot.What a good kid
>>570772812Nipple piercings
>>570772656Fraud rape
>>570772864right to leftleft to right
>>570772657Ex-dancho was the problem
But what did she mean by this? Does that mean we are friends?
These are my trainees. I'm so scared bros.
>>570773276Then don't mind if I use my tube-stake to shake my milk inside them so hard I make fresh cheese and a child?
mares are friends not rapists
>>570773409tube steak
Why are they doing the same retarded pose you both jobbed
mares are friendpists
>>570773485Because they're jobbers
I can't fill my donates because my club only shoe trade at reset and then don't log in anymore/uma/ A+ club btw
>>570773212She's saying that her and trainer are going to train forever
How are runaways even built? Just like any other pre-mant front?I just got Suzie so wanna try her out
>>570772349Nah you're right 100%, even my cope way of playing fast (phone) is experiencing crashes now I've never had before. It's a sign
>>570772864Howa...
>>570773212Shiraoki led (you) and her togetherYou are soulmatesDid you not read her little speech at the end of her career?It was quite cute
>>570772864>>570772808>>570772670Tsunderes should get mating pressed
Tachyon LOVE
>>570773485That's why they're doing the same retarded pose.
>>570773557Like professionally?
>>570773649you'll have to wait until GL to start using her as a serious bignigif you're trying her our here then it's just either running her as a normal front or bignig debuffer/sacrifice.It's just the same as other fronts otherwise I guess yeah. More focus on early-midrace, and a little more stamina again.I actually never built a nige because I only got her recently too
>>570772716What happens now
>>570773552It's funny because my /uma/ club is semi casual with no fan minimums but it still has people logging in to request shoes all day long. Like 3 medium requests in the last hour.
>>570773663A sign for you to stop playing this gay shit, use a bot, do both in a way, or use Hachi to TRY and save what fun you have left playing yourself
I am still in love with a woman that isn't real.
>>570773729Clearly we are just *good* friends
>>570773735>feminazi
>>570773663How did you play fast on phone before? Is there a hachimi version for mobile?
>>570773786Tachwife is love Tachwife is life
>>570773961VERY good friends...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11593201
>>570773961The BEST friends!
>have hot primal sex with Nice Nature anywhere and everywhere >try to keep our relationship a secret >in reality everyone knows that nice nature and her trainer are heavily in love and fucking >Akikawa and Tazuna haven’t said anything because Nice Nature brings in millions every year>everyone is waiting for when nice nature gets married so she stops riling up her classmates
>>570773871It counts as a win
>>570774053Truer words
>>570774108I feel like gold city would have a neatly trimmed bush
So Fuku and Natie have two of the most romantic careers among the original Umas. Any others?
>>570774108check the artist for rice whore
>>570773961>>570774094She's going to cheat on you with Chad
Sexy...
>>570773953I only play on mobile and haven't heard on Hachi being viable there
>>570774225
>>570774212Creek. The Googoo babies shit is a heavy flanderization.
>>570774317Shiraoki-sama....
>>570773786>>570774053>>570774194Tachy life...
>>570774247>mobile only playerI'm so sorry... use a bot anyway, there is a great one that is phone standalon
>>570774212Creek, Vodka has her moments though she tends to flub them due to the whole nosebleed thing, Suzuka>>570774225>Umas cheating on their trainers>Randos trying to steal umas from their trainersAnon... i think you are in the wrong game hereChad would ask why (you) havent married fuku yet then recommend romantic dinner spots to try and pop the question in this universe
>>570773953Done and dusted, holy fuck this is great. Thanks FineGOD
>attention whore discovers hachimi for the first time and becomes obnoxious about itMore news at 11
Look at this Orange
>>570774579what the FUCK are about talking about avatarfaggot? go back to jp you obnoxious faggot
>>570774514It would be funny if Toreina tries to prevent being in a relationship and Chad instead tries to enable it (Toreina x uma Trainee for life!)
>>570774225What if im the one cheating on my trainee with chad
>>570774579Rice pointing at my crotch.
Crystal ball says you must marry your trainee.
>>570774514>implying umas don't want the same guy
>>570774798But Fuku... you are my trainee.
>>570774798>8try again later
We fucked
>>570774798lol 7 and I’ll marry Curren Any other number and I get to stay single babyyyy
>>570774798Fuku...
>>570774641but I'm not an orange
>>570774859>>570774882Crystal ball is never wrong!
>>570774771YWNBAW
>>570774840Thats why trainers can form uma teams.Pretty sure helios and palmer share a trainer actually.
>>570774795She is astounded by it's lack of girth and virility
>>570774963never said i was one doe
>>570775020based
>>570774959Guess I got to propose after the URA finals.
1 month before rickey on my dickey
>>570774994>helios and palmer>threesomesCringe
>>570773687
>>570775050>suddenly brown
>>570775114>CringeWith all the slang they would be throwing around i would assume it would be pretty cringe.
Shiraoki is not realJust like Santa
>>570775127>suddenly
>>570775119evil horse I hate you
waow they just barely added my BIG oshi star pieces this wouldve helped me a lot when i was trying to 5 star her
>>570775187>7Clearly Shiraoki-sama is a little bit of a practical joker
>>570775098
>>570775187Dont say that...
>>570775263OHNONONONONONONO
>>570775187>Santa isnt realNo...
>>570775262I hate Fuku but I love this pic
>>570775076>trainee won the URA >go up to congratulate her >oops, shoe’s untied >bend down to a knee to lace em >get jumped by trainee >the entire audience crying in joy >What
Connecting...Connecting...Connecting...
>>570775013That can't be...
>>570775316Santa is real.
>>570775187t. trannylizer
if you could only make love to any 100 uma musume for the rest of your life who would you pick?
>>570775316youre like 30 and balding unc... you should have known this...
>>570775317Don't say that...
>>570775263Why do you have this dumb ass image saved...
>>570774438Can you say that in a way that is not too vague to be helpful
>>570775317Fuku has done nothing wrong, please be nice to her
>>570775425hey, it could be worse. and I'm willing to turn the temperature down if your side cooperates
>>570775431We don't support predators.
fuck you game, don't scare me like that
Santa isn't realUmas aren't realYou will die in your sleep tonight
>>570775187please stop posting such lies
>>5707754081 urara and 99 urara clones
>>570775342It's not all bad, she'll still give you pity handjobs while berating your penis
GAOO!
I want to tell Rice that Santa isn't real
>>570775548ah yes, the famous 3 lies
we love pits here
>>570775548I don't want to die
>>570775737>western artist >Gold Ship >pitfagNeck yourself, Chiyonofag
>>570775536I mean she isnt>She is nice to both boys and girls, this means she is a shotaconIs dumb logic
Reminding hag Bourbon of how cringe she was!
>>570775843take your meds homonigger
>>570775659Oh...
>>570775901It's not her fault she's autistic
Laisu will one day pay the price for her crimes against umanity.
does your trainee have a mating call?
>>570775909>>>/r/eddit
>>570775404>a futurama reference in 2025+6
>public rooms full of jobbersI thought only tryhards was still playing this game
>>570776049Does she know how sexy she is in that outfit?Like does she realise why her trainer's always covering his crotch with a clipboard or bent over slightly?
>>570775316Christmas is real nonetheless.
>>570776121I think they rolled out a couple of seasons in the last year or two
>>570776143The tryhards are playing on the uma ranked ladder
>>570776145She will likely realise eventually
>>570776224>That show somehow survived being cancelled twice, if not thrice>Still fucking goingI get why Simpsons is still up, but holy shit. Gotta respect the will to survive on that damn show, even tho I doubt it's still any good.
>>570776143You're making a logic error. Those are tryhards intentionally running shitty umas in public training rooms to trick others into underestimating the competition and not grinding enough.
>>570776185>good girlShe failed to arrest criminals ruining Japan.
>>570776332She almost executed two ningen for pushing her trainer into a pond...
>>570776232oh ok>>570776331oh ok
>>570776420>almostShould've killed them
>>570776116ok V
It really sucks that genuine white male horses in Japan never get a chance to become stud horses or maybe Silk Racing just hates certain successful male horses, since they did not allow Blast One Piece to breed even though Blast One Piece won the 2018 Arima Kinen5 year old white stallion Amante Bianco (Henny Hughes x Yukichan), the winner of 2024 JPN-G1 Haneda Hai, has officially retired from racing following a brief comeback after recovering from injury. Despite remaining an intact stallion, Amante Bianco will not enter stud. Instead, he will begin a new chapter as a riding horse at Northern Horse Park
>>570776420Only Umas can treat trainers horribly, it's the law
needed a quick sprint TT uma, smart flowasprints are so dead brain easy to train for so the play is literally to spam 3 races every single time
>>570776643>training a loli
>>570776571Video games?
>>570776664>training
NOOOOOOOO NOT DAHBY CHAN
>>570776759
>>570774798
>>570774798We'll see about that.if 7 I marry my trainee.
>>570776915cute!
7 and you marry your trainee, 4 and they die tragically before their time
7 and everyone dies tonight and /uma/ is done forever
>>570776571Part of me thinking that due to horse entertainment business boom (thanks to social media, Umamusume, Royal Family etc) Northern Park is putting low stud potential but popular horse like Cheval, Blast and Amante Bianco to boost their park business. I'm sure there are many demand for Blast One Piece and Amante Bianco from local breeding farms or farms from other countries, but Silk is putting the Northern Park business a priority. Northern Farm stud slot is so competitive that even dual G1 winning horse like Al Ain have nowhere to go after getting kicked out by Northern before escorted by some individual breeder from twitter.
any spark guessers? winrar gets a smooch
>>570777159i dont want a kiss from a homosexual pedophile troon
>>5707771592 pwr2 pace
>>570776664Correcting.
>>5707771591* guts
>>5707771592* stam1* pace
>>570775901OOC. Bourbon would never make that expression in a million years esp to her own husband and father of her child. Like even as a 32 year old who's been off the track for a decade with fully aware 9 year old daughter, she wouldn't hesitate to put on her old racewear and strike this pose >>570776049 for you, only asking you>does this live up to your expectation? have you enjoyed reliving being my master, husband?at the very most she might get a little embarassed that it doesn't fit like it used to, but if you explain that her chassis has only improved with time and order a new racewear in her modern size she'd be over the moon.>>570776145After the 3rd or 4th time you tell her to wear it for sex she'll get the point. Actually that kind of invalidates my above exception. There's no way (you), bourbon's husband, would go a month without her wearing her racewear. the sizing would be updated for her comfort many times. You'd probably even order a stretchy version for her to wear during pregnancy. It would never not fit her.
>>570777213>>570777235>>570777281sisters...
somehow i ended up wanting to fuck biko her bubbly tomboy personality and scruffy hair makes me want to hug her and play carrot ranger with hertomboys are too strong dont let them get close to you
>>570776734>>570777149Gelded white male horses with no children have lower chances of getting into Uma Musume, since Cygames clearly prefers fertile horses with many children and descendants. If white male horses in Japan are not allowed to breed, then Forever Young's owner Susumu Fujita is forever cockblocked from breeding his own female horses to a white Japanese stallion in order to produce future white race horses for his Uma Musume game.Shame Makoto Kaneko wants to keep his monopoly of white horses in Japan that he gelded the most successful white male horse in Japan, Hayayakko, who was popular enough to participate in the 2024 Arima Kinen. Susumu Fujita would definitely have purchased all of Hayayakko's white daughters and sons
>>570775659Rice wouldn't act like this
>>570777159>>570777315>max wit>1*witpain!
>>570776759>KissTasteful
>>570777338Wild how these things work
>>570777338Biko can play with my carrot ranger.
>>570777375
Look at this goblin
>>570777408cute shotas
>>570776643>You got spooked by Flower now tooWTFI spent so much on Furowa + Muteki & you just get them FOR FREELucky arse negro...
>>570775659Rice is tiny and reserved. She prefers to be eaten out till she cums then enjoy slow gentle missionary from average to slightly undersized dick while she pets your head and whispers yosh yosh iko iko in your ear.
>>570777595Rude...
>>570777613not my fault sweepy wanted to bring her buddies...
>spreading propaganda again
>>570777686AhI see...>tfw spent 15 multis in total & Sweep was the only new Uma I receivedAaaaaaaaaghI got raped & didn't even get anything for itAhCounting the number of unique Umas you haveYou're at 29I'm at 30You have more usable Umas though...I tried Cafe the other day & it DID NOT go well
hate Curren
Cancer is really living up to its name from what I'm seeing in public rooms
getting cornered by fillies
>>570777918Her name is chan.
>two dicksword buddies talking to each other
>>570777997errmmmmmm one of them is a colt
>>570776121futurama mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBbKSFhw9A
>>570777997Oneesans will protect me
>>570777918I'd tank that
>>570777714
>>570778096>Pearl is the youngest out of the three
>>570778074I'm gonna rape you with my dicksword you bratty little pixy stix twink
>>570777908but flat
>>570778219And?
>>570778076even better
>>570778257Flat does not make up for Medium B & 0% SPD/PWR growth modifier + shite innate moves Not even mentioning her other aptitudes...
>>570777997My cute wives.
>>570778408next alt will be butter
>>570777370You really have to feel bad that as of the year 2026, no white stallion in Japan has ever got a chance to currently become a stud horse. You have to feel especially bad for Hayayakko because according to assistant trainer Ryohei Tamura in these YouTube videos announcing Hayayakko's retirement and his thoughts about the white horse, he revealed that Hayayakko was deeply in love with Stellenbosch and would frequently stalk her. Now that Hayayakko is gelded, he can no longer have children with his crush, Stellenbosch, who is still an active 5 year old race horse.Thank you Hayayakko Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEw6kKpVSIThank you Hayayakko Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNVMCQRVyVkThank you Hayayakko Part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p3T0fq5TkwHayayakko ( ハヤヤッコ ) : https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2016104624/Stellenbosch ( ステレンボッシュ ) : https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2021105743/
Thoughts on Cafe's panties?
>>570778198Fuck off
>>570775263>chink divination is stronger than the restCygays betrayed their own to slurp chink cock
don't forget the event missions uuuuuuuuuu umadacchis
>>570778576
today i will refrain from sexually harassing my fellow anons.
>>570778275>tranny hag
>>570778570always liked this pic but...sloppa...
>>570778570Dont make for the best coffee filter but it makes do
>>570778275Seeking the wife
>>570777370>prevent others from getting white horses>seemingly still vetoing important horses to Umawhat's his endgame?
I'M DOING A CURREN SPRINT RUN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
>>570778664coward~
here's your meta bwo
oh no I used x2 TP and now I have none left for fan runhow could this be
>>570778912bbbbbbbbased
>>570778864Bobo and Ogurin are really cute
>>570778864Is Endguri really that good? Why?
why are we posting AI art
>>570778864I like it
>>570778864>basically Frontrunners vs XOguri (all forms)sugoi
>>5707789861 sloppa = we (implying more than one was posted)
Ogurin game
I am literally Oguri IRL
>>570779168Please marry me.
>>570778721Kaneko's monopoly of white horses in Japan was so bad that it took importing a white mare named Casta Diva from New Zealand in order to finally break Kaneko's monopoly. Unfortunately, Casta Diva's first white son by Gold Ship, Aoraki, tragically passed away and so far Casta Diva has not given birth to another white son. Aoraki's white sisters have not become broodmares, either. So, unfortunately, we are going to have to wait for the next 5 to 10 years for the Casta Diva family to produce a successful white stallion to destroy Kaneko's monopoly once and for all.
>>570778972imagine xoggersnow imagine xoggers FASTER
>>570779168There is more to her than being a FAT FUCK and country bumpkin, you know
>>570779282Yeah, she's also Peak (as in Cap)
>>570778972.3 accel + carryover to abuse end coefficients
>>570779326And he isn't peak (as in cap), let alone a female (female).
>>570778823They would not say this
>>570779341AND THEN SHE TURNED INTO A TRIANGLEFUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
>>570779379true..
>>570779326Her gut is so big it forms a peak(mountain top)
And get thisThen oguri gets a comical amount of foodAnd eats it!!!
:D
>>570778864>I thought Pace is ba->XOguriSo all other pace chasers don't matter?
>Cingray Oguri vs Smol Oguri
>>570779601Not yet, my brotherSoon
>>570779262Aoraki was not as successful as Gold City but he is arguably as beautiful as Gold City, so what are the chances of Aoraki appearing in Uma Musume based on the need for a beauty rival to Gold City?
>>570779612It takes Oguri to defeat Oguri in an eating contest. Nobody else stands a chance.
>5 runs in a row where Bobo refuses to finish her chain eventWhy does this card never ever finish?
>>570779741
>>570779725>Coal Shitty
There's no gaslights this CMOguri will just win.
>>570779762I swear it wasn't this bad before MANT
Belly rubs for Ogurin!
>>570779203you're cute>>570779282please don't assume my reasoning
(We)'re all waiting for the meme card Throne before we make our aces right?
>>570779725Aoraki was famous in Japan not just because he was a white horse but because he had beautiful blue eyes. It makes me think this was how Japanese fans must have felt about Gold City's golden hair. If Aoraki appeared in Uma Musume, it would be a clash of blue eyes versus gold hair.
>>570778864>wow I'm so smart I found out cafe is the werewolf>everyone else did tooof course
>>570780049>WeNo
>>570779998I am not. But if you're literally Oguri then you're cute and incredible Please marry me
>>570779725at best he'll be an NPC with a fake name
Sweepy is the dark horse for this CM
>the only white horse that could break some faggot's monopoly suffers an "accident" mid raceYeah, shit is scary
>>570780049I'm not making aces at all
What the fuck is wrong with her?
>>570778538>End A>Encroaching ShadowWHY COULDN'T THEY DO THIS FROM THE START!!!!!JewgamesNot having to spend 4* on End sparks alone is already a relief
>>570780307Mejiro reeducation is in her future
>>570780192It sucks because there was an entire retirement park centered around Aoraki and his owner had no plans to geld him, just like how Oju Chosan is still an active stallion at Versailles Farm
>>570777370>gelds horses just so he can keep a monopoly >used steroids on Fraud ImpactThey need to put this rotten crook in a prison & I am 100% serious here
>>570780307>she still hates men to the point of supporting NTR.
>>570780556
>>570780556>>570780676i dont like how much this artist jerks her off... cuz it makes me like her through propaganda!
>>570779741Aaaah...
>>570780307The doujin must flow
>>570780718Reject the misandrist
>>570780307Because it’s hot next question
>>570780718>he thinks he is immune to the charms of Mejiro Dober
>>570780307>Still In
>>570780094there is something endearing about you oguriposters and I do not know what it isit's like you're kind of innocent in a way, it's honestly really sweet.
>>570780718dober is a standout among the early umas>mare>cute
>>570780307Dober self inserts as the one getting mind control'd
>>570780902Oguri is just an amalgamation of good things, silly things, cool things, simple things It's just so cool
Alright /uma/, sell me on whether to pull on the Sky/Brian rerun banner or just grind Daily Legend Races to unlock Sky. Here's the number of Star Pieces for Umas that I don't have for the next batch of DLR:Sky: 129Brian: 116 (I know she'll be in the 2nd Anniv but here's just for comparison)Fuji: 114Maruzen: 106Digital: 100Curren: 96>Implying I should ever grind for OG Clanker, Flash, or Hayahide>>570780718You will also visit Lake Villa Farm in Hokkaido for the real horse just like the artist did and you will like it that way
>>570780957She downloads hypnosis apps onto her trainer’s phone
>ywn remember you can still have real umapyoi with Dober
>>570780893She fucks ugly bastards
post something sleepy
Do you think think Symboli Rudolf listens to
>>570780307Dober is such a pervert...
>>570781035Nah
>>570781026Please don’t give the horse fuckers any ideas. I don’t want to look at the news to find a foreigner tourist fucking a mare from Hokkaido
>>570781005...maybe I'm the one who needs to marry you
>>570781017Only roll if you really like one of them, not for upgrading account. Front Runners's days are numbered, some anon already posted KR server' Grand Live CM earlier and it's 80% Pace Chasers.
>>570781035Wtf I-I'm not that ugly...or a bastard!!!
when's the next time i can roll for xoguri, do you still need her for GL
>>570781209I thought GL was bignig territory
>>570781017There isn't a seiun daily legend race.
>>570781319never again haha
For anyone preparing for CM16:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne7GAa12bO8
>>570781406UmaSloppa
>agp oguriposternow i've seen it all
>>570779601>So all other pace chasers don't matter?Pretty much.There's Taiki/El when the conditions line up but it's not the same as XOguri's dominance over Medium
Any McQueen nonnies online? I'm needing help
>>570780837dober flop
>>570781406buy an ad
>>570781335Why? They weren't strong in Aoharu, why would they be strong in GL?
Will there be forced lane movement like DD for mid/late tace in the future?For now the mid/late lane movement skills seem to be useless
what do umas think of the trainer erp clubs they can't join in
>>570781182I don't know, but I'd really like to marry Oguri She's absolutely the endearest girl I've ever seen. It's also even cooler when she's so strong and powerful. And the fact that she can act cute is very lovely combining all that.
>>570781017I have my own sky but still borrow her.Getting 9* groundwork parent sucks. I stopped trying
>>570781673>I'd really like to marry Ogurianon's last words before being eaten out of a house
>write newly released character for the umatore crowd>she becomes massively popular
cin grey ended with oguri not married to her toreina....
I don't think I've ever seen this event
>>570781673you've definitely swayed my opinion of her that's for sureI will use this newfound knowledge to further become heryou're really incredible, any gal would be lucky to get with you.
>>570781873Belno cucked her...
>>570781873Belno married him
>>570781873it did end with me specifically married to shichi tho
>>570781550they weren't strong in aoharu because suzuka herself was rare + most people couldn't handle the stat requirement aside from whalessuzuka ran down entire CMs when she was enabled iirc.
>>570781937This but with Cafe’s flat skeletal body please
>>570776121Oh shit its 2031 already?
What do you think of meme50?
just realized i'm lonely and it's not going to go away unless i do something about ituma musume
>>570781931I don't remember bignigger Suzuka dominating. Sure she had wins, but nothing at point I'd be sacred of runaways in GL. Also,more people with Runaways means more chances they're going to duel themselves to death, especially with SGolshi enabling a new debuffer era.Well, if you want to roll for Seiun betting on that, go ahead, I could be wrong. Time will tell.
>>570782143I think you should make some friends, or more
>>570782103idk anything about your boyfriend lil bro
>>570781873When I was reading it, I was feeling really emotional and a bit teary, so I didn't realise it. But now that you say it, I think she became a teacher in Tracen? Or not? Because it seems a bit weird that Belno did but Oguri stayed some student? That being said, I don't think there was any romance between them, but it's up to her to find the partner she likes and wants to spend the rest of her life with. >>570781889Are you going to dye your hair in gray? One other thing I like about Oguri as well, is that when defeated, she crashes out and being really honest and pure, and then just continues to walk her path, train, run and trying to achieve victory. Really great girl. And very pretty.
>>570782294>Because it seems a bit weird that Belno did but Oguri stayed some studentUmas only get older if they start having sex/children, the more they have sex the more their bodies develop.
>>570781352eh?
>>570781920you will never be added to the game, Bonecrusher
>>570782143You should kill yourself The angels will be friends with you!
>>570782639Kissing Shichi's cheeks!
>>570780837NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PROPAGANDA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS ARTIST AND HIS CUTE CHIBI FACES SO MUCH AAAAAAA
>>570782294>when defeated, she crashes outheh, already got that covered then!I definitely want to dye at some point, waiting a bit longer until my hair is on par with hers in lengthway back before I even knew about uma I thought grey WOULD be a really cool color to have...I really love how big and fluffy her hair is, just want to ruffle it around rahhh
Ok pros of /uma/, what is higher value? 1 hint level of a necessary white skill, or 12 relevant stats
Need cow umaNeed milkies
>>570782870
reminder if you're 30+ it's too late and no one will ever want a romantic partner like you
>>570782935The skill obviously
>>570783006yeah I know
>>570783006I'm not a woman though
>>570783006I'm a man that's a non issue
>>570782551>Marry Oguri but never sex her so she never gets older It doesn't sound all too bad maybe...>>570782920Grey is also kinda edgy colour but also very confident maybe. At least she makes it look like so. I like her hair and different hairstyles she tried at least. Especially ponytail one.
>>570783006Unc bros...It is over...
>>570782935depends on how necessary it is and your current hint level. But usually 12 stat is lower priority imo
>>570783006So true!Kill yourself & hope for a better life in New Game+
>>570783006wrong on so many levels, you must be fresh 18-20
>>570783158women don't look for 30yo+ men as romantic partners, just someone to settle with and take money from
>>570782870>>570782970aaaaaaaaa okay ill shut up now
>>570783173it is not
>>570783006>implying every man on earth, no matter the age, will always have the 'single mother with kids' option
>>570783246Older women don't. If you're 30-40 or even 50 if you're good looking, you date early 20s.If you participate in community or church events you can even groom them straight out of high school.
>>570783006Ningen romance inferior. Manhattan Cafe superior
Oguri is having lovey dovey sex with her Tracen Torena (You) now
I wish Mihono Bourbon was more popular so there'd be more comics about her and her irl counterpart
>>570783006The age of 30 is in demand
COOM.JPG
>>570783345bbbbbbased zoomer fucker
>>570783345>old ass nigga dating young girls>thinking they actually want you as a romantic partner instead of an ATMthis is what uncs believe fr fr. Maybe I can believe it if you're groommaxxing but early 20s is plenty of time to turn them into gold diggers
>unc unc fr fr [-]no one wants to see a 16yo opinion on literally anything in life. you kids thing communism can work
>unc thinks zoomerspeak is for 16 years olds when the same early 20s something whose pants he wanna get into talks like thatthe oldest zoomers are nearing 30 by now
>>570783793>you kids thing communism can workgo to sleep dino
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>570783997that man? me
>my trainee showed up with another dog
>need to take a serious shit>set up the soundtrack for the deed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jesI'm ready
>>570783006I never saw the point of relationships, and I don't have a reason to upend my life to start dating now
>>570783323if you think about itevery woman on earth, no matter the age, will always have the "unsupervised shota" option
>>570783006My German wife loves me though?
>>570784186unfortunately that one is illegal
>my trainer showed up wearing a gold ring on his finger
>>570784205not in the USA
>>570784250>Trainer shows up with a female trainer
>>570784186being an ugly woman is like being a filthy mattress on the streeteventually some poor bastard is gonna lay on it
>>570784195Flash wouldn't rape
>>570784250Sorry, Rickey told me it was for good luck...
>>570784372oh poor innocent soul
>my trainer doesn't exist
>>570784250Do this
>>570784387
When my trainee doesn't appear
Why is the free retries PER DAY not PER CAREER
>Just realized a horse's tail is like 90% fluff>this means that umas just have a tiny nub for a tail most of the time
>Trainer tries to recruit another uma>Uma mysteriously goes missing
>>570784578
>my trainee shows up with a small stray chestnut hair on her lips
>>570784662you're only supposed to do 1 career per day anon
>>570784671BALD umas....
SURELY they'll save the game with more qol during 1.5 anni right
>>570784671Like this right? Uma from another game but just to demonstrate.
>>570784821yeahthey'll give us a non-mant scenario to play
surely me letting my bot do all the work while I watch YT and chill in (private) WoW will save uma
>>570784837nyes
>my trained shows up with a 100 million yen debt
>my trainedLAUGH AT THIS DOOOOOOOOOOOOD>my trainee showed up with two flight tickets
>my trainee showed up with a cryer meme
>>570785076
>my trainee doesn't show up
>>570782639why did cingrey paired up shichi with the rando kiwi
>my trainee won two Takarazuka Kinens in a row
>my trainee shows up
>>570785076who are you quoting?
>my trainee showed up trying to prove she isn't a boy
>>570785076>>570785021>>570785121Oh wait I get it now>>570785217The post above his
>>570785247>>570785121dummy>>570785217mega dummy
My trainer left me
>my trainer committed a typo
>my trainee ate and now is napping
>my trainee is happy
>my trainee married me
>my trainee keeps getting mood down events from getting mogged
surrender the lewd fuku archive, I know you faggots have it in your google drive
>>570785151i think someone at Cygames just likes having Shichi show up in different Uma media
>>570785448that's great but where's your reaction?
>my trainee said my jokes are overused and not funny anymore
>>570785415howa
Stay Gold raped me...
>My trainer keeps getting an erection
>>570785495It got me speechless
yaaaay my trainee finally showed up and with no weird stuff happening
>my trainee said I'm an "unfunny unc unc fr fr"
>my trainee shot down my confession, hasn't talked to me in weeks, and now I'm being summoned to Akikawa's office
>>570785650Still is the least likely trainee that would be a whore
>my trainee sees my umavore folder
>>570785616Finally a post about me.
my trainee is the storm that is approaching.
>>570785225Sex
my trainee is the rider on the storm
>>570785616How can I not be hard?
>>570785708Do umas get vored or perform the voring, teiobro? Or perhaps is it uma x uma same size vore?
>my trainee showed up with a huge fucking head
>im trained
>my trainer uses spirit summons
>>570785947i would drop them immediately no matter how good the grip is
>so little to talk about we make shit jokes like its the YT section of a joe rogan podcast
>>570785894I want to get married to Sei-chan so much...
>>570786006>no fun allowed ahh post
my trainee might be the Chesapeake Ripper
>>570786042>mentally ill chudcel instantly reacted unc unc style
>>570786042stop moaning
>>570786032
>>570785415this evil horse doesn't deserve to be happy.
My trainer hates me
gonna go and jerk off to my trainees nowumasumi losers!
>dailies didn't activate all 3 daily shops I fucking hate this game
I don't have a trainee...
>>570786006Why is Seiun Sky wearing a dog collar and holding a ruler?
>>570786179she could fix me
>>570786189luv me McQueen, simple as
The death of /uma/
>>570786189Ardan is a pervert
>My trainer lost sight of Urara inside a mall 4 hours ago
>5 runs>0 aces
Please any McQueen nonnies... I beg you... I'm so pentup....
>my trainee wont stop farting in my office
>>570786319>CM next week>still don't have any ace
just dropped a big fat MANT in my toilet bowl
>>570786319you're doing it backwardstry 0 runs and 5 aces
Is radiant star good for CM15 on non xoguri
Stop posting boy propaganda
My trainee ate all of my food in the fridge...
>>570786532why are you running non xoguri
my trainee is perfectly round...
Bokumanko...
>>570778864I for sure thought late xoguri was the way to go but end looks so strong
just found out my trainee is biologically female and straight...i think i'm gonna be sick
is there any point doing URA runs over trackblazers?
>>570786690Not so cocky now...
>>570786482DELICIOUS THIGH HIGHS
>>570786365McQueen is not available. Here is her assistant.
>>570786743when you want to do events quickly
I just saved my trainee from being brutally raped, good thing I held myself
>>570786535never
>>570786319>5 parent runs>all are SS or UG>all some variant of 1* guts and 1*/2* pace/late
>>570786743MANT if grinding parents/fans, URA for character story and event grinding
>>570786438LAZY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKITS BEEN A WEEK SINCE GEMINI REDUX ENDED AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHINGNOT A SINGLE ACE???WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD YOU BE DOING YOU MELON MUNCHING JIGGABOO
>>570786805boys have tits this big???
>my trainee told me she was actually a girl this whole time
>>570786803>>570786848yeah not only it makes sense but you guys just reminded me i have to do some event stuff cheers
>>570786743ura finale is a 10/10 spark
>>570786912Boy mogged...
>>570786903
>>570785867
sprintkino will save us from the hog menace
>>570786578do not have
"Lucky Sparkle (2-year-old colt), scheduled to make his debut next week (28th) in a 1800m turf race at Fukushima Racecourse with Keita Tosaki in the saddle, is a son of Epiphaneia, whose dam is the famous mare Lucky Lilac, who won four G1 races, including back-to-back victories in the Queen Elizabeth II Cup in 2019 and 2020. This debut will undoubtedly be a long-awaited event for fans who supported his mother.""This is because his first offspring from Rey de Oro failed to become a racehorse, and the following year, Epiphaneia's offspring was unsuccessful. This could be considered a case of "third time's the charm." "He's two years behind his contemporary Almond Eye and one year behind Chrono Genesis, but finally, we're seeing a foal in action," said trainer Mikio Matsunaga, who also trained his mother. When asked about its potential, the trainer said, "It's a good-looking horse, and I think it has high ability based on its training movements. However, it's more similar to Epiphaneia than its mother, and I sense the difficulty in its mouth, which is common to Epiphaneia's offspring. It seems to be a tough ride for the rider." Based on this comment alone, it seems that while the horse has high ability, it's still unclear which way it will turn out."
Enough
>>570787163might as well skip then
>>570787242?
>>570787237Sir, I can see her areolae
>>570787281as in skip the cm
>enter club chat>post ei ei mun>request dirt shoes>imply danchou is going to go to a new club and appoint the one everyone hates as replacement but refuse to accept applicants>generate negative fans >leave
>horse trafficking soon
https://twitter.com/TADASHIillust02/status/2066720614766043511
>>570787401why you can still win if you arent bad
>>570787409>Air Shakur is ug-
Nice marriage with Nice Nature
>>570787460sure
>>570773960>isn't realu need to get more delusional bwo. she'll become real* if u believe hard enough
Curren Chan is cute as fuck
>Spent new player selector on McQueen instead of Oguri>had to spend 1st anniversary selector on Oguri>now have to spend 2nd anniversary selector on Dober instead of CafeI should have listened to /uma/...
>>570787539>actively looking away from itOnly I am looking at it you dipshits, it will move when I blink you retards.
>>570787445cute rice
>>570787539I still can't believe they changed the fucking peanut's appearance along with most other things because the site is now ran by terminally online trannies.
>>570787742
>>570787670
>>570787875She'd think twice if she saw how quickly I assemble a jigsaw puzzle
>>570787670Cum Bucket is cuter
good morning dacchis, I'm horny today
>>570787808cute!
>>570787954Is she really a cum bucket...?
>>570787532It's crazy how much hotter Air Groove is in fanart than in game
>>570788030rabbit
>>570787956>Ai
>>570788157no, that's Dia and Kita-chan
>>570787993>titmogged by chan
>>570788157
>>570788217Curren Chan's tits got bigger from all the guys that have rubbed them
Turfbabs are getting uppity again
>>570788316i need rice to do heart fingers
>>570788586
I'm going to be disappointed if I don't get this track laborer job
can you really call yourself an idol when you always end up covered in dirt and mud after every single race?
>>570787719I'll trade you my Cafe for DoberShe is unusuable anon you do NOT want CafeGenuinely worse than Urara
>>570788691Idols frequently find themselves under fat sweaty balding producer ojiisans. The dirt and mud is nothing to them.
>>570788609
>>570788691A true idol is beautiful despite the mud, and may be an even brighter beacon of light because of it
>>570788739And why is that?
>>570788265
>>570789047!!!
Every single uma musume is also an umadol performing in winning concerts all the time, explain to me how Smart Falcon is different without sounding mad.
>>570789125She has bows in her hair
>>570788265>>570789047>>570789121
>>570788846I want Rice
>>570788963Pee growths + piss initial skills + urine aptitudes
>>570789125Being an idol is Falco's personality while its not the case for the other umas
>>570789332
>>570789125she wanted to be an idol before she wanted to be a racer
>>570788265>>570789047>>570789121peptide users
>>570789495I always appreciate your contributions to my folder.
Ai...wife.
>>570789471for instance, ai-chan's personality is striving to be the best at everything including being my gf
>still no aceMaybe I'll just accept the participation award this time or half ass my CM a mile-let schedule
>>570789828
>>570789754There really is no end to adorable Rice Shower pictures
Stop posting Al-chan!
>>570789949Yeah, I always have to stop myself at some point whenever I go pixiv diving for her.
>>570789986
>>57078938130% stam isn't good? You can just bring power cards instead of stamina for med/long>Mile Fyes garbage in MANT but that's ending soon enough
Stop posting AI slop
>>570789942She's gonna help him find a girlfriend, right? Ahah there's no way she's gonna propose herself as sush.
>>570790091Put them away.
>>570790212Put what away?
>>57079013430% isnt good enough for mega long tracks because power training blows so you still wont get enough stam but it's also too much for medium
im still making a dober parenti think i'll just reuse my aries aces
>>57079013430% stam is overkill. You start to become a gutslet that's overstammed for most mediums and is only useable for longs. On longs if you bring stamina cards it gets REALLY overkill.
>>570790189lol
>>570790134Stam is probably the worst growth rate after guts. Speed/Power/Wit having more is always better while Stamina is a binary of either you have enough (so you dont need more) or you dont.
>>570790235Those obscene...
dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpf2mmyzuMM
>>570790438>4 aura farmers>and falco
>>570790392Rest your eyes!
>>570790091>>570790235the way this artist draws boobs is amazingthey're so soft and yummy
>>570790438>oguri cap
>>570790510Ai...
>>570790529...yes I will go to Germany
Is there any particular reason why Pure Curren chose us (trainer) or will any trainer work and we just got lucky
>>570790134Stamina feels like one of those "You need just enough to not die halfway through" stats, compared to Speed/Power/Wit being vital for finishing well but I've only made one S rank and it was on accident so don't listen to me
gugugu
>>570790656Boob sweat on my tongue
While we're on the topic of stamina, does any JPfag know how much stamina requirements will change accounting for 1500~1600 speed?
>>570790842We will have bloated stamina by then so it shouldn't matter.
Good morning bros
current banner more like current bucket
>>570790881She looks dumb
>>570790881Good morning Pearl anon!
>>570790874Can you elaborate more anon? Most of the JP guide recommendations seems to be Speed-Wit-Light Hello and it's not really clear how we're supposed to get stamina.
>MLB Kitasan and Finemo >still stuck making S or S+ umas I genuinely don't know what I'm doing wrong, I just want this scenario to end already.
So in my pursuit of getting enough statues for Taishin to reach star level 5, I got Taiki MEGA MILK version. How is she?
>>570790927>it's not really clear how we're supposed to get staminaScenario mechanics? You can get 800 stamina on MANT without a stam card. Same shit, but GL gives bigger numbers.
>>570789332buy giant rice.https://taito-goods.jp/shop/g/g60101510/
>>570790363>>570790774I thought there's a balance patch down the line that lets you spend extra stamina mid race for speed
>>570790909Rude>>570790919Good morning!
cum bucket d'or
W.C. Bouquetd'or
>>570790995I'll get a Rice for Christmas.
>>570790963>Taiki MEGA MILK versionThat narrows it down less than you think
>>570790969NTA but to get 800 you'd have to spend at least a few turns clicking Stam or Power& that's with weights
>>570790995I need money...
>>570791213stupid Taiki. she needs to let trainer get a mouthful of those puppies
>>570791028>>570791097Proof?
>>570790963its taiki for the tracks where taiki dont work
Hello Trainer, would you like to do the tutorial?
>>570790995too small i want it like the giant diamondo
Your trainee wouldn't date you...
>>570791238The shop is a scenario mechanic.
>>570791329>implying she doesn'tCome on, you think it's sheer coincidence that she's basically just wearing a bikini around you all the time?
>>570791329Are you able to drain your trainee dry, or is it too much for your tummy?
>>570791168>>570791254just be aware it looks like that page only does shipping domestic within japan, so you'll probably have to find it on another site once the preorder window opens to get it shipped internationally.
umanko can easily amputate
>>570791634I usually buy through Zenmarket for stuff like that anyways.
>bwochacho's twitter got purged AGAIN
>>570790995>big bobo too
>>570791712Sex with Nishino.
>>570791329
>>570790438which umas still need to sing this song
i love rice shower and she is my oshi but i would NEVER EVER EVER EVER run her on CM15 THOUGH :)))) (determine descent works)
>>570791949Speed Symboli
Reminder, all umas are lying about their age, no exceptions.
>>570791998granny umanko and manko
>>570791969>determine descent worksWhat did he mean by this
>>570791808it's really tempting to blow $500 to get both of them. I might need to put in some extra hours this month, which is tough because I was already putting extra hours in to have extra spending money at Anime Expo, so now I have to extend that overtime for another 2 weeks for giant plushies. T_T>>570791681>check zenmarket for rice shower>two extremely lewd kitasan figures on first page for some reasonSurely these are custom right? The Yakuza would never allow these...https://zenmarket.jp/auction.aspx?itemCode=c1233689168&q=rice+shower&p=1&pos=6https://zenmarket.jp/auction.aspx?itemCode=v1233690231&q=rice+shower&p=1&pos=18
>>570791712>lolicon creates art so kino to get destroyed everytimeThis world doesn't deserve him.
>>570791998Eh, I could believe Neicha is actually 15
>>570791712He posted new art a few hours ago from the new account right? Or did that get purged as well?
>>570791969I want to tug on that breast plate
>>570791969I ran Rice for every CM. I ran her base for the last one and I'm running halloween for the next and you bet I'll run her again for sprint.
>>570792304based h********
>>570791712Most people fly too close to the sun out of foolishness, he does it because he bets he can do a dick flip on the way down.
>>570792434>dick flipI meant to say sick flip, but the typo is funnier in this context
>>570792464oguri....
>>570792525I was wondering what a dick flip this whole time was
what happened to Oinkeron? I haven't seen him in many months
>>570792464Umas after retirement...
>>570792464spechan...
>>570792580He probably got destroyed by a F2P in CM
Stop namedropping...
>>570792464Neicha with my 7 future G1 winners
>>570792464
>>570792304You. Are. A. Villian.
>>570792596Doto never got fat. He's not as lean as he used to be, but he's not fat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-rBBeDwX-I
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA MARRY A MARE
>>570792693No. I am onii-sama.
>>570792692See that pig it at least normal-sized for a pig. That horse on the other hand is a fat fuck
Nightmare? As in night with a mare? doesn't sound like a bad thing to me
>>570792757
Thoughts on red desire?
>>570792929No nightmare as in the original meaning, a demonic horse from hell
>wanna update my sprint team>still mant scenariofuark
>>570791329>>570791440she's not into (you) thoughtOr at least not in a romantic sense.She still would hug you everytime you need tho.
>>570792939
i'm gonna do five races in a row bros!
>>570793206
>>570793210the eyes of stallion rape
>Oh! Sexsu??>hmm.... O.K.!
>>570793337Taiki would say this
>>570793337>Torena, sexu!>hmm? what?>Noooooo....
>>570793337I would say this to Taiki
>>570792101i didn't say win
>>570793337>HYAWI GOOUH!
STOP REMINDING ME THAT SHE ISN'T REAL
>>570792101It does technically work but it's a pretty big gamble. It's like a 1/10 gamble to hit at a great time. About the same as corner conn's odds. DD is 75% as strong as CC for 66% of the base cost, so they're about equal all things considered. Buy both, ~1 in 5 shot to rocket, could score you a 10-20% WR on that rice.
she isn't real
>>570793704she should be
AAAAAH MY BOOOOONEEES
>>570793692>>570793704need taiki friend
>>570793774look at em go
>>570793337>>570793590>>570793774Taiki's body gives me an erection, and Taiki's voice makes it flaccid again
>>570793882gay
>>570793882faggot
I think Taiki's voice is pretty cute
>>570793882faggay
>>570792684>7For Neicha it's always 3
>>570793738taiki cracking my back would feel great right now
I think
>>570793882noooo~
>>570793882nou....
Why are you looking at me like that...I'm not your trainer...
>>570794189I don't believe you
>>570794189don't
Going to bed. If I get a 3 then Nice Nature will come beat me up in my dreams.
>>570794212bnuuy
>>570794189Stop that Bakushin, it's dangerous!
>>570794202nyou........
>>570794189Therefore you are
More fans for Falco!
>>570794189what is that?
We all know umas rape and call it umapyoi. But which ones wouldn't be satisfied until they've completely drained your balls?
one thing I will give steamSweepy is that my pc doesn't scream for help anymore
>>570794498>shouting her mom's name I don't know if her trainer was a woman would that make it better or worse
>>570794498all the fatties
>>570794360is this one of those shady underground idol shows that Chinese bots love to spam on twitter?
>>570794498Gentildonna
Taiki making sex noises would be weird
>>570793882オノウアノンイズフアゴット
I need a series of films about great race horses in history. One of them should be about Sundayman VS Easy Goer ending in Sundayman being "exiled" to Japan, then each film should drop hints about his progeny there with the last film being "The Return on a Silent Sunday" about Forever Young winning BC Classic
>>570795062Unfortunately most films about horses in the west are about about the owners and not the horse.
Oguri for CM16 or CM17?
>teach my horse "Full Throttle" to see how it works>3rd>3rd>3rd>3rdWtf is even this skill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clndJztP-XA>うまぴょい伝説 (Game Size)>15.デアリングタクト (CV.羊宮妃那)Tacto fans rise up
>>570795593That skill eats stam so your run is unironically bricked
>>570795593it gets you 3rd
>>570795589Run her for all CMs
I don't like Forever Young's design
>>570795593-1 white rec for 1.5 velocitytake it if you overstammed
>>570795812I like her tiny and and tinted glasses
>>570795664nyo.......
>>570795812mr.cb if she red
>>570795831I don't understand. He won then died?
>>570796127no, he died and after that one of his kids won
heh
>>570795593You burn a shitload of stamina for some speed mid race. Only take it if you trained too much stamina
>>570796176Jesus those names are so identical I thought it was the same horse
>>570796262I mean, in this case the name of the kid is Quiet EnifEnif backwards is Fineso Quiet Enif sired by Quiet Fine
>>570796191Passport thiefSperm thief
>>570795593it turn your horse into Danon Decile
Cherry popped...
more like danon imbecile lmao
next bread will be butter
>>570796850Don't say that...
Having an obsession with Dubai is kinda...
>>570797053>>570797053>>570797053
>>570794498all the mares leg lock, specially Nishino Flower
tfw no groundwork
