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Ushi…
This is now stallion thread
>>570802948Failure of a stallion.
Chile...
????????
>i'm not an easy woman>also her when her trainer praises her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Tj61XZS2UThe Queen Anne Stakes in 18 minutes. Netkeiba is streaming it for free.His Majesty and the royal family is touring the paddock now.
>>570804713Netkeiba hasn't paid the loicense...
The hell kind of name is Ten Bob Tony.
Great start at Ascot, a huge upset on the very first race
I thought people saving for the scenario card was gonna screw Bouquet, but i'm actually seeing plenty of her on twitter.
i want SEX
>>570805547Works great
>>570807240Yeah, nah, my bad. The netkeiba stream is back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOIUUiOzQ1MThis one can work as a back up if it goes down again.
>>570807386Can use our local boldog hos as backup. He's also streaming it
>>570806754GloryT...
>kurotaba>tabakuroI ship them
>>570806754AITORE NOOOOOO
>>570809771I don’t get it.
>>570809882Great Barrier Reef just won the Coventry Stakes at the RA
Since we're watching yurop keiba, thoughts on Diamond Necklace? Do you think she will go to Arc and beat Daryz?
>>570810164Bow Echo will cook everyone in Arc it doesn't matter
>>570810164>by O'BrienI'm sure she'll go to the Arc, but I doubt she'll win.
>>570810246I doubt Bow Echo will go to L'Arc, they seem to only want to run him over a mile unless the choice to go with St James's Palace Stakes instead of any other race is some bigger plan that I don't understand
Ahhhh why is the inside of Bouquet's skirt so fucking complicated.
>>570809272I don't
>>570810246>a horse thats excusively runs on the mile will win the arc, a 2400m race.All these Ebayan doubters thinking his fat 580kg won't mog the weak small french horses
>>570810984He'll just sink into the bog...
>>570810984Ebayan might have all the right shit to win but that won't matter when the druids do their dumbshit and cause some unbelievable event that shouldn't happen in the first place
>>570811453I-I'm sure they exhausted all their power at Hanshin.
>>570810776google floral pattern and copy&paste
https://files.catbox.moe/y6u0ws.mp4
>>570810776You drawing Bouquet?
>>570811453The druids will make it rain in his lungs and give him pneumonia
KA YING RISING MENTIONED
>>570812931Nyo…
Sprints are just luckrolls everywhere huh
>>570813247not in Hong Kong. The same hons has won 20 sprints in a row
>Trainer: A P O'Brien Oh for.
>>570812149You'll see soon.
>>570810776Just draw her naked
What the fuck is this ads.
>>570814812ominous desu…
>>570810984Anon the best Japanese horses in the Arc have been the smol ones. Pasa and Orfevre are both tiny and as we saw last year CDN just sank in the bog.
>>570693704Here.
Bow Echo photo finish
Back to back headbob gacha
It's clearly Bow Echo.
Gstaad with the rivalry losing both times to Bow Echo
>>570816518Woody likes what he sees.
Good on the lad. Thank God the horse with the pacemaker didn't win.
>>570817586Bouquet showing you her bouquet(inner wear)
>>570816518>Woody not popping a woodyPoor Tsumura, being transformed into a toy is tough...
>>570811116>>570815819I was kind of saying it in jest to the notion of a miler entering a medium distance race after skipping the biggest medium distance race in his own country daabi. So I said a fat ass dirt hons will win that's why I mentioned his weight. But I suppose it didn't come over jokingly enough...
重い。
>Goes on a hike on a pretty tall mountain to reevaluate herself after several consecutive losses against the other 2019s>Fights through oxygen deprivation for the sake of her trainer
>>570820791This girl may be more deranged than SiL.
>>570820791>immediately proceeds to Buketore's dorm room like she knew its location like the back of her handGUARDS!? WHERE ARE THE GUARDS!? SECURITY!?!?!?!
>>570820791She'll get along well with a mountaineer Lovcen.
>One single bad dream of you leaving her lead to thisAIEEEEIEEEEE オヒンバコワイイイイイイ
>>570821354What she probably saw was IRL
>>570821005the guards are not there for the sake of the trainers
>>570821354愛がロングチャンプより重馬場
>>570821005>subtorena who's been around STILL doesn't knowand remember, it's still your own fault if an uma gets into your apartment
I keep telling you guys to find yourself an uma wife before you become a trainer, it's the only way to stay sa
>>570823321I'll take what happened to Air Groove's dad for 1500 yen, Alex.
>the allegations of rampant uma on torena raep cases? ah yes, we assure you that we have conducted a private internal investigation to determine the truth of the matter. the findings will remain internal and the appropriate private internal actions will be taken accordingly. that is all
Another artist got mind broken by Bouquet.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146067397
>>570816518Kek nice work anon
>>570823321D-Dacchi!?
>100% of the umamusume who gets impregnated by their trainer eventually gets married together
This himba power creep... the dacchi-mindbreaking is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>>570831084why contain it?s'cool
>Start playing a few weeks ago>Do URA Finals a few times, putting together a team, mostly reach A or S rank umas>"Ok, I got it, let's try some of these other modes, like what's this Dreams thing abou-">2000 Speed Sakura Bakushin O with lowest skill being C StaminaFuckin' hell, and my deck is all random low-level bullshit
https://youtu.be/op6zX4xZyXsBuke might have went to Chile chiefly for the rare flower, but she also recorded this love letter with her mom's help.She was too embarrassed to show this one off though.
>>570831084More like these “””””people”””” are just wanton sluts with no self control and do this for basically every new hors.
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=28337438Tacto...
>>570832262>t.
>>570831084Game was rigged from the start
>>570834878she is still not the type who could say it easily.
>she is watching videos of /you/
>>570829872Even Kurifuji?
>>570829872>So true
>>570829872Premarital sex? Evil.
>>570607637>bugleSorta fitting since trumpets after a goal in rugby or football is also a french thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rtN5lHCCC8&t=57sI think it's more spanish in origin but if we want to lean more into keibaposting's french heritage then maybe this could work.Posting Ole is mandatory.
The Oka Sho Tiara was taken by the Queen of Mile herself, Gran Alegria.The Yushun Himba (Japanese Oaks) Tiara was taken by an Apex Predator of Love, Still In Love.Now, the final Triple Tiara, The Shuka Sho Pakacup is slowly approaching!Here are the track's training conditions once more:Training Scenario: Grand LiveSupport Deck: Anything goes.Special Rule: Trainee Rank Limit of UFThe standard rules of the gauntlet are as follows:1) One trainee per trainer. Mares only. For newcomers, your mare must be chosen at random using some kind of randomizer. You can use any version of the mare that you rolled.2) No skill evolutions. This includes inherited skills from Stay Gold and Rhein Kraft (Princess). (Her Princess alt is still useable to train herself if you rolled her).Here are some Rank Calculators you may want to try using:https://umakonga-t.github.io/hyokatenCalc/https://umsatei.com/
>>570862054Premarital? but the contract was signed!
https://www.racingpost.com/news/festivals/royal-ascot/christophe-soumillon-banned-for-eight-days-after-being-ruled-to-have-assisted-stablemate-gstaad-in-messy-st-jamess-palace-stakes-a5FGr1F2HRAR/Lmao and they still lost
>>570862274The absolute state of bong racing
>>570861592>Wind babaAh yes, the real reason why uma Pui desperately wanted to be a Triple Crown. So that her mother's infamy get overshadowed (she failed)
>>570857331Imagine being Laurel's trainer and due to unidentified mysterious Tracen phenomena you wake up as a shota one day, and she just molests you nonstop until you turn back, and she still continues raping you until she's finally satisfied.
>>570863268At least she’s handling it better than her sister
>>570829872>he came inside, so it was consensual lovealternatively>he might not have come inside this time but he would have eventually so it's still consensual loveore no....jinken.....
>>570871821Section 6, paragraphs 7 of Tracen Trainer Contract clearly stated that>the signed hereby gave away his/her human rights in exchange for bigger parking space within TracenSo it's all clear
>>570872128>bigger parking spaceBut I don't even own a vehicle.
Uma rides you
>>570872230Just ride your uma to school. Everyone's doing it these days.
>>570872697Is this how they do ban'ei in uma world?
>>570872230that's the best part, you get signed up for it without asking
>roll bouquet because of design>real hons is a canopus boundWhy do jobbers get such good designs
>>570872821>Stay Gold: "So yeah, I didn't do that great in that world, but after I retired they paired me with a LOT of mares.">Trainer: "Wow. And you didn't get a say in that?">Stay Gold: "Not like I minded. And besides, it's not much different from your contract.">Trainer: "My what">Stay Gold: "Heh, you didn't read it?">Trainer: "Why did you just lock the door?"
>>570877365>not much different>meaning the umapyoi count is still on the same scaleAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>570877365>forced to erase all her memories of manhood with your ninjinGIWTW-I mean AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>570879036"Haha, so that's what a human one looks like. It's so cute. Mine looked like a pool noodle."
>Man, listen to this, Falco.>Yesterday, I showed up to the weekly trainer meetings and get this, no one showed up!>I guess they decided to reschedule or something but I never got a response from any of them when I texted into the group chat.>I thought we were comrades but they just ignored me!>Hmm? Why'd you lock the door, Falco?>Oh, just testing if it works? Of course it works.ding!>!!!>I guess I still have one friend.>Oh it's a text from Aoi, looks like she wants do a one on one meeting since they ghosted her too.>Well, I should get going. Can't keep a lady waiting. You should get back to your dorm, it's getting dark.>"Y-You too?" Haha, you gotta keep working on those jokes, Falco.
>>570879538that's NOT what you're supposed to be tapping urara with
>>570877365Just imagine the other stegosaurus listening in on this at the door.
>>570879538>saying that as a 142cm tall girlinstantloss.avi
>Stego joins Pui and Kingmambo China Rock as sires that have 2 HoF horsesHuh quite elite company
>>570880448Not bad for a jobber with only one miraculous GI win at the end of his career.
>>570880406>implying someone who sired over a thousand children doesn't know exactly what she's doing
>>570880348what if you had to survive a stegotard oyakodon marathon wouldn't that be so wacky and awful hahahaha
>>570880348the horse? i don't think he'd have much to say about it
>>570880348Would I be safe with her?
>>570880406>-Famous last words before remembering she's built for Stamina
>>570880903https://arca.live/b/umamusume/144225691Yes.
>>570881709I'm so glad reasonable Umas exist
what went so right?
>>570884142Ew.
助けて。
>>570834878It bugs me how much movement there is in what is supposed to be a melancholic song.
勝手にこんな結婚式のような感じを作るな
>Bouquet gets scouted to star in a umatore propaganda show show demonstrating the deep bond between umas and their trainers.
>>570889442The executive producer of said documentary series:
>>570889442I never thought I'd see the day where they actually admit that there's UmaTore propaganda in-universe.
>>570888753there really is, huhboth from her and the camera
>>570889442i bet its all mares
>>570890218Imagine the fucking despair from umas that drop out of tracen without ever being scouted by a trainer
https://litter.catbox.moe/cbccn1.jpg
>>570893080Light Hello...
>>570893080Don't worry, Tracen is a time bubble; they can just keep going to school and doing the bare minimum until they find their fated trainer.
The Admires...
>>570874383because their fans love them more than actual winners.
The idea of ffm 3Ps with umas pops into my head too often, even with girls who have a snowball's chance in hell of sharing. I need to take a break from umanko.
>>570889442>umatore propaganda show>>>>>not BueThen clearly the statistics are true. It's just 1%. so better not get the viewers hope up by giving the one successful example
seeeeeeex
>>570890218Sir, Kawakami watched UmaCure and it has umaningen propagandaThe Propaganda has been there since year 1 and it starts from childhoodNot that I'd blame you, I also forgot until a friend who plays global was going on about herGRIM
>>570898271Those hips and bust belong to a supposed middle schooler, btw.
>>570898776oh
All himbas should learn from Urara who respects her trainer and doesn't violate any human rights
>Woody-torena makes a flower crown for Bouquet in her onsen sceneCute. He also almost calls her his sun and says that she deserves the crown more than anyone else and Bouquet ends up crying out of sheer happiness
>>570900947She's probably gushing out in all sorts of ways
>>570900947>pulls the same scene like from Kraftaieeee
Absolutely ohimba.
>>570902257>chad mountain climber vs. virgin 1%
>>570902562>Bue>virginSomething's very wrong with this
Ah shit
We need anti uma propaganda stat
I have never seen an uma lock in to a trainer so hard from day 1Maybe Still, but she has her issues
>>570905667Coming right up, almostSatan.
>>570906569You forgot to add the solo trainer and team trainer statistics
https://x.com/mamoniruru/status/2066871816711446981SUGOI
>>570906725Solo trainers are statistically insignificant for that study, for some inexplicable reason.
>>570909042Is that because solo trainer’s get hogged by their trainees and thus there’s never a need to commit homicide because the sy can’t run away?
>>570909514We just don't know. Pic unrelated btw.
>>570903810she is the 99%
>>570905667t. ningen women
Ningen women are simply better
For the next CM, have you guys ever found to need shakur's gold stam skill for sashi/oikomi?
>>570912905I don't go to practice rooms. Though I probably won't need it this time since debuffs are banned anyway.
Is Soft Step good as an end this CM? I have no other recoveries and I'm afraid 750/650 stam/guts isn't enough.
Sky is still essential for all nigers, right? I have Sky for medium distance, but I wonder if I should train one for long, mile, and short too.
>>570915948Yeah. I also have a sky parent for mile and short.
>>570916159Bugger. I don't have any good niger parents for short at all, so I guess I should build those before I build short Sky.
Ombudsman vs Daryz today
Big dog is going to mark (You) so fast it's gonna make your head spin.
>the way she runs when she sees (You)This is love.
>>570917474How do you even go beyond Still/Bue/Bouque? Furiouso-style?
Imagine Gran Mile Drivering your dick…https://x.com/inuken4646/status/2067080157631012998
>>570917029ez for Ombudsman. Daryz hasn't proven himself outside of longchamp yet if his result in the Juddmonte International Stakes last year is anything to go by
>got spooked on my main with daring heart on the bouquet bannerWHERE WERE YOU DURING YOUR PICK UP DAMN IT
>>570921660>Furioso styleWell we've already seen her fantasizing about it.
>>570921660Which umatore would do this?
>>570925691Congrats on your fashionably late darling, dacchi.
>>570926736IT WAS ON A ONE PULL AS WELL. THERE WAS A GOLDEN HORSESHOE GATE. FUCK.
https://x.com/Tikusen1216/status/2067235144386363423>what if Lala and Ai had the same torenaMy god.
>>570914901Stamina battle's on for 2,400m though
>>570927963This but Gentil and Xina
>>570912905only if you are using power digitan so that you can offset the stamina cost skills. otherwise I use chiyo + neouni
>>570917029Thought I missed it. Yeah, like the other anon said, Daryz's too French for British racecourses. Plus, Buick is a much better jockey than Barzalona.
Blue Bolt a cute.
>>570915380The kind of meta we're in right now requires you to have good cross training bonuses on all cards so you're consistently getting at least 1200 guts, especially for 2400m.
>>570912590Well said.
>>570921660Proposing to her trainer in the middle of Tracen in her first character episode.
As expected Ombudsman sends daryz to the shadow realm
Easy victory for Ombudsman. The two pacemakers were really going at it there.
The two horses bringing their pacemaker finished top 2 lmao
Remember Calandagan beat Ombudsman and Delacroix last year at the Qipco Champion Stakes who both had pacemakers. Daryz just isn't as scary outside of Longchamp
>>570933665The pacemakers were just having fun. Can't even say that they set the pace when no one followed them and they just decided to leave the entire pack to have their own race.
>>570933915Hoping for Ombudsman Calandagan rematch this year
But Yanko, you haven't showered since yesterday, and the other trainers are starting to ask me why my breath smells like that...
五等分のV姉妹
Nice Nature's campaign and its consequences have been a disaster to Tracen trainers
Hey this isn't the usual onsen place.
It's too late for Buketore...
>>570936241>gives her a fucking flower crownI think we all got hints from Bouque's support card but to think she's this much of a heavy hitter. Jesus christ.
>dem thighs Yeah, this Buke will probably win against Ai.
>>570937451Wait this is slop, I didn't check...
I want Ombudsman to come to japan cup
Puppet sex…
>>570934913too bad, get those kneepads back on because umanko is for peropero
But the public morals…
bouquet is so cute...
What will be her first alt?
>>570947231Weird creature kigu for Halloween event.
>>570947464I always think the same thing with the riverbank, everyone's constantly out there dealing with various frustrations and self training or just taking a sun nap
SQUATS AND OATS
>>570952342>sun napKrafto…
>>570952742
>>570947464>>570952342Also the club/meeting room which is either very strictly scheduled, or is absolutely chock-full at all times by every single training pair discussing their training strategy approximately two feet from everyone else slightly off-camera.
>>570952951I thought the implication was that each trainer/club gets their own identical office/room.
>>570952951I thought there were a bunch of those in the school though? From what I can remember in the different anime projects there's only a couple trainers in each room at most, and Spicaman in season 2 also had access to an office that he didn't have to share
>>570952951each trainer has an identical roomeverything has to be reserved
Damn, are trainers cattles?
>>570952825If you wake up below hors you’re already at a severe initiative disadvantage and they can easily violate your rights and steal your semen.
>I am not cattle! I am a FREE NINGEN!>bahaHAHAHAHAHAAA
There is no conceivable way a school that deals with individual teacher-student pairs gives individual quarters to every teacher. That's for fancy universities where the ratio of teachers to students is way more uneven and still often either shared, or reserved for Professors. Either 99% of Tracen has no trainer, or they're gotta be sharing those rooms.
>>570953330Oy neigh, that's anti-equinitic!
>>570953714All the winnings and bet funds have to be going somewhere and it sure isn’t going to the trainers or hors…
>>570953714It's clear the individual pairs are the exception, at least in the current scheme where the majority of campaigns are self-contained.Most umas belong to a team, and exclusive contracts are relatively rare.
Finally got around to doing Bouquet's career and holy shit I do not think I have ever screamed "JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY!" so many times in a single career, what the hell was that Cy?Now I'm scared about what they'll pull for Tact...
>>570954020Tracen Academy is an educational establishment dedicated to fostering academic, artistic and athletic excellence, not the procurement of profit, please stop inquiring about why Yayoi can afford to commission custom course-flattening mechas.Also do not inquire about the academic excellence bit vis-à-vis the obvious observable reality that 80% of these chicks are astoundingly fucking stupid.
>>570953714Trainers handle multiple umas as far as presented in character stories, it also applies to the main story. The single trainer-single uma thing only happens in career where playable umas are the exception and are the only uma handled by their trainerLike how story Mcqueen has team Sirius but career Mcqueen has her trainer locked in the Mejiro basementKing is the weird one since story King is written like it takes place after career King
>>570935328Gentil oneechan is so kind to her real true imouto
the mejiros have no basement btwthat's slander
>>570954548Silly torena! They're uma musume, not little chickies! WWAHHAHHAAA!!
>>570954896The proper term is dungeon
Nyooo
If I take off that price tag, will she die?
>>570962038it would be extremely painful
>>570965380Let's bully Xina more
>>570962138>>570962138>>570962138>>570962138
Just get married already, damn
Everyone loves Bouquet. All is right with the world. Another batch of newmas complete.
>>570958018>>570954896properly speaking, it's a cellar
>>570953197>everything has to be reservedPalmertore fighting with Maruzensky for parking space...
oh yeah, did that one korean artist that does G1 results with the horses' relatives do one for takarazuka?>>570967152don't skip lines, retard
>customs may destroy talking Ai-chanFucking grim.
>>570986548What? Why? Because she might have batteries?
>>570986548>>570988559the batteries should be accessible, shouldn't it? but yeah you can probably just have it removed before cargo plane transport
>>570988559Classification as a toy for children due to being stuffed doll but not having proper safety pre-certification or supporting documentation.
>>570988559I think he's paranoid about the recent trend that customs agents have been on with anime goods for whatever reason.
>>570991947The power of Glory Ai.
>>570992052>blue pantsuWait a minute
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=24528477I keep coming back to this one
https://writening.net/page?BJMByiI keep coming back to this one
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=28329579I keep coming back to this one.
>>570995557AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE
>>570995557Around mares.... never relax
What the hell was that data update
>>570995557cunning woman
>>570996140Bouquet installing spyware on your phone.
>>570996276Why when bitch didn't drop for me in 100 rolls and now I'm waiting to get paid to finish the damn spark
How about something more relaxing for a changehttps://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=28357663
>>570996731>ブーケの頭にあるケーキのチョコみたいな飾りに半額セールのシールが貼ってあった件You're playing with fire here, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2iQda9xwXMI keep coming back to this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQcYFjubvrISoon...
>>570999413AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERUN KOUHEI
>>570999916A force enough to annihilate Japan's bear population ten times over...
People need to realize that oboba can be just as dangerous as ohimba. In fact, you're only safe when you're with an osenba.
>>571001764fool, an uma musume of an osenba will just have the libido to make up for what it missed when it had four legs
>>571003010>C'mon Trainer, I'm still not satisfied~ Let's break another record tonight~
>>571003010ムラムラチョロメス osenba...
fell for it again award
>>570953606Feels like Gentil wouldn't do this until senior yearOnce senior year hits, it's a different ball game and she'll never let her trainer go
>>571003876
>>571008343My Ka Ying is rising.
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/72844Tabaru's Takarazuka win rated 123
>>571011750>Use druid power>Get high ratingThis can't be a coincidence.
What if Shakur was cute?
>>571011750>Highest JRA rating so far this year>Same rating as Ebayan's Saudi Cup winFor whatever reason they decided to be generous on Tabaru's rating
>571014857 delete this
https://litter.catbox.moe/r68dfh.webmThe next CM's pretty whacky
so I went to the bright side of the internet and I found this
https://litter.catbox.moe/b3680t.webmI don't get how Tokyo 2400m works now with all the new things. Sometimes my girls can easily chase, sometimes they cannot chase them at all even though there's not much distance. I've loaded my girls with spurting speed skills too.
Seijo-san... my balls are in pain...
>too lazy to lie down>too tired to standWind baba is me frfrhttps://x.com/pakapakakobo/status/2066926290062676016?
When you think about it Gentildonna is the safest triara, let alone himba, to trainOther than asking you to keep up with her, she doesn't ask for anything nor does she demand you to be hers It's a win win
Epipipi, my slut son...
What does the holy saint have to do with your balls?
>>571020678>Turf lover>Vampire bookworm>Strong, respectful lady>Burning hot sore loser>Bear Grylls (tbd)
>>571020678>Other than asking you to keep up with herDacchi, that's probably more dangerous than being with SiL or following Tacto into the mountain...
these midgame movements are crazy
>>571020678let's ignore the massive akebono in the room that she's grooming her trainer
>>571021598Oh yeah, she's an actual groomer who molded (you) to her ideal trainer.
>>571018148It's a medium distance CM. I already gave up try-harding and I'll just run my meme team to have fun.
>>571021490>more dangerous than... following Tacto into the mountain I'd argue being within ambulance distance of modern medical facilities, or less than a couple days' walk from civilization in general, drives down the danger quite a bit.
It's called investing, not grooming
t. Buena
Choose your Tiara, dacchis.
This larper is pretty cute...
>>571022363
>>571022363i want to understand Ramonu but im a retard.
>>571023019Art is more about intuition than intellect dacchi.
>>571023307My beloved
I want the saint
>>571024213She's out already.
>>571024379Yes I'm training her right now
So I've done multiple roommatches and never seen a Nige. What's the matter? Weren't they supposed to be back because of that TDC card?
I hope we get our own big nui one day. I really want a big ui version of Ai, NTR, and the Vs.
>>570985816
>>571025589Too many strong senkous and oikomi/sashi cheeselords...
>>571025660Like these?
>>571025589No? Tappu is just one meta nige card, she's not THE meta card. We still don't have a modern meta nige hors that can match the like of Chrono, Ai, Aruvu, or SiL.
>Derby CM rooms>it's all just ohimbasSo many captive trainers...
>>571026838THE 1%.
Yanko will save us from the himba menace
>>571027058>2019 mares groom Yanko into himba-like behaviorwhat now?
>>571026838you are part of the problem
all umas post 2025 act like ohimbas, what the fuck are we doing here
>>571027058Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
>>571027058I do not trust a gyaru anymore than I trust a himba.
Yanko will be quite popular if they make her trainer Sakai and make it UmaTore. Crazy sakai onnas would self-insert badly
>>571027664Not really a bad idea Mika from blue archive somehow hits that same appeal and is popular with women who selfinsert as the character rather than the player for some reasonThe question is would cyge and and fujita would do it?How do you even write that shit for uma
IF THEY MAKE JANE UMA MUSUME ACT LIKE HIMBA IT'LL BE THE FUCKING END OF ALL OF OUR RIGHTSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571027371Sex with Yahagi
>>571027324We must go back. TTG will save us.
WHY is it all OHIMBAS everytime?
Yanko will rape NotRyuusei for that donut insolence
>>571027935They just have to make him as crazy for his uma as Buketore is.
>>571028924?
>>571028924What deck are you running for Bue
>>571030151read >>571027324
>>571030362That’s just literal coping. Obabas were acting like this first and before anyone else.
>>571027058>no mare has been umafied to a gyaru
Lads, which campaign should I read next?Red Desire, Bouquet, or Pisa?
>>571031108This post number ends on an even digit, Desire. Odd, Pisa. 0, Bouquet.
>>571030240I'm pleasantly surprised she's winning a lot
>>571031260ZAMNMARKED AND CLAIMEDIT'S JOWARIDA
>>571031260The most dangerous himba it is.
>>571031260She already pulled your records from the trainer database
>>571031454that's probably illegal
>>571031260dacchi....
>>571031260>1/10 chance >still wins
>>571031260RIP
Can we have at least ONE who wouldn't do crazy shit
>>571032164
>>571032164>>571023307
The first scene.The first fucking scene and she's already going straight for a direct attack.
>>571032293look at that face0 thoughts
>>571032417Did you at least read Ch1~4? Should be mandatory reading before training...
>>571032417wait till you see the show propagand thing
>>571031359I guess I need to switch my training tactics because I can't US her for my life with that deck
>>571032804How are you starting? I do>3/1/1>rush FY to friendship training>pop dreams training for the last 2 turns before debut, use them on INT with 1 + 2 purple for each turn (you end up with EFF)Lands me with around 800~850+ skill pts before debut race.Then the rest I just play smart by popping dreams on bad trainings, prioritising speed on dreams if you have x2 speed cards. If you have no choice and need to pop it with a purple, you can train on other stats, just look at how much SP you'll lose compared to speed. Around 30~35 is manageable. My goal is usually 6k+ skill pts by the start of summer senior for a 7.9k+ skill pt run.4/5/5 is crucial before summer of classic
>>571032476I did. I just didn't expect that the first event would be her reaffirming her devotion to you again.
>>571031507is it?
>>571034948invasion of trainer privacyI think
>>571031507Tracen probably has a solid foot-tall pile of waivers you need to sign before being hired/admitted considering how many trainer-uma pairs fraternize in and off-campus and see each other at night, without going into the mad scientist peddling experimental drugs to her classmates, the rapist stalker(s), the bomb-making terrorist, that one chick who has a Reality Marble for some reason, the school itself being haunted by dangerous poltergeists, the fact that everyone in that place has got to be falsifying their age records, and so on and so forth.
>>571036650>the bomb-making terroristWho?
>>571031260AIIEEEE ANOTHER ONE FALLS INTO THE FLYCATCHER
>>571037224Literally me with Ace Combat and Project Wingman.
>>571037397zura
Finally met a nige team but bue just chased them down late. Surprisingly no other senkou here, just two sashi/oikomi vs pure nige
Who the hell watches the Royal Ascot for the fashion?
>>571040495But what do you do when you barrel roll?
>>571047412He probably does a horizontal flip in real life.
Damn, I'm addicted to monhun again and forgot to play uma
>>571047963Did you have good hunting?
>>571040495>He plays AC on novice controls
>>571048948Well if he's playing AC7 then he ain't missing out on much with that game's flight model anyway.AC4 REPRESENT
>>571049290What's wrong with AC7 flight? I prefer PW myself since it's way more arcadey and >fun, but I do get it what they were aiming for with weighty, slower planes in 7.
swag honse
>>571050006Gods, he was so close. He almost won.
That was a great duel
>>571023072>kukuku, keikakudoori
>>571049848If you've played any AC before 7, the new flight model will simply feel mediocre. AC was always arcadey, but 7 took it too far and made every plane feel similar to fly.AC4 struck the best balance in it's flight model imo. It has the best in-mission chatter too. Nothing extraneous: just the muffled sounds of war, your own engine, Splash and Fox callouts, and minimal dialogue that knows not to get in the way.
>>571036650wouldn't it be so wacky if you were preyed on and groomed by a much older uma you were supposed to be training? good thing that never happens at tracen hahahaha....
>>571025589haven't been good in this track since 2023 and it's not loh. no fake limited almond eye level character who can turbo the final straight like she can
>>571051061japan should send a horse to gold cup again, was ingrandire the last nip horse to go?
>>571054728But anon, long distance races lower stud value!
I love how uma tanuki is not only silly but can also be used for emotional stuff. This one made me cry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVDyyby44H8
>>571031090Pandora?
>>571027167Yanko is Loves’ niece to begin with, it was over before it even started…
>>571062629which reminds me, happy belated 5th anniversary to one of the greatest moments of creative genius and unintentionally huge cultural impact
>>571073497I love this cute goof
https://x.com/inUNiwPgUtjItTn/status/2067396061032022030
copa copa
>>571023307man I'm getting nervous what cygames will design for ojou-chan. I got too use to the tanuki design which is too cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u7jDDV0sgYthis is still my favorite tanuki evolution vid
copa cabana
I want to sniff at Bouquet's thighs. They smell like lavender...
>>570999413>Triple Tiara and Spespawn that already has ASMR coupled with all the romance powercreep happeningI'm scared.
WITH THIS TREASUREI SUMMON
>>571024213wish i had a giant uokka poster for my ceiling
>>571033264I run roughly the same strat, so I guess I'm just getting lowball runs ending around 7500~ skill points.I think I'm very spoiled by my sashi/senkou decks that can easily hit over 8,000 without a problem.
Doppelganger sexo...
>>571099843nooooo don't rape me big strong ghost tiddies I would hate that hahahaha
>>571104523>"Tazuna, why are our students developing evil doppelganger tulpas? I already have the department of education on my ass about our lack of curriculum and the CIA are snooping our illegal gene editing experiments, I don't need the fucking Ministry of Magic breathing down my neck too."
>>571108434jesus christ dude kill yourself already
>>571108434Ignore the other guy. I think it's funny.
>>571108434>illegal gene editing experimentsI can't tell which campaign this is.
>>571082925I forgot that she came from a Spe line.I keep thinking that they can't one-up the last ultra for (you) mare, but now I'm not so sure. I just hope Tacto's story is good.
>>571111389Spe, stop exploiting your daughters…
>>571111389I really wonder where did Spe the chronic gambler meme came from but I'm liking it
>>571111653It's just a tanuki meme that eventually spread to main Spe alongside the 3,000 yen meme.
>yandere/aggressive Bouquet pixiv tag is 食虫植物Smart.
>>571112027>CARNIVOROUS PLANTKEKAROO
The idea of creating our own thread OC uma like /v/ma sounds like fun.You guys have anything you want to see for an /umajp/ uma?
>>571115649it must be an ohimba. and carry a notebook filled with mysterious documents
>>571115856Let me guess, silverhair, height at 152cm and bwh at 77- 54-76?
>>571115649Yabai Onna and Dekinai-chan.
just because my cock got hard that doesn't mean it wasn't rape
