Previous: >>570797053>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570829843cute op
You want to be my trainer, anon?Hehe...Do you have a pen & paper?I'll write down my number1-800-you-fucking-wish
Digitan LOVE
do we like slutty librarians here
>>570830342Yes.
wahey
I NEED PANTYSHOTSdamn japan has gotten cucked its so over why even live
I am still in love with a woman that isn't real.
jerked off. exercised. ate a really lean chicken burrito. time to do my runs
Hello?
>>570830831Do you even really know what love is, anon?
>>570831571Do you want to show me?
>>570831464Hello!
>>570830831your feelings for her, are not real.
>>570831657No, because you're a loser.
>>570831621i love this fat fuck
cute wife
ningen jumpscare
>>570831796THEY ARE REAL TO ME
>>570832209she looks happy, good for her
>>570830101Okay then, I'll scout someone else.
>>570832209me as the steppy stool
bro what the FUCK is this my run is already glue
>>570832569This trainer does not exist
I was coping that I can still make my aces before CM starts but I can't even find the motivation to start. I think it's safe to say that I actually burned out.Funny since I burned out when it's only 2 CMs left
I'm not sure i understand when uma trainee stars on a race show up and when they get cleared or if they refreshI thought i got those Smart Falcon stars already from doing Teio Sho in a run but then they came back? Were you able to gather stars every day? Where can i find information on what stars are up for what race and when?
>>570830101I have 0 intention to roll for Sakura Laurel. I'll just keep reading about her getting fucked up in Star Blossom.
>>570831924You're such a brat in need of correction
Mejiro Palmer is the cutest of the Mejiros.
>Bow Echo won another mile G1huh, maybe that 126 that IFHA gave him wasn't misplaced? I wonder how he will do against older horses though
>>570833329cute!!!
Gold City feet in my mouth
marebros?
>>570833892mare is hotter
>>570833912
Can cygames make an exception to playing nice just once and only once and add deep impact to the game without kaneko's consent
>>570833892Technically he's right but we say mare because we aren't trannies
>>570833892is that guy retarded? of course they won't put mare or stallion cause horses don't exist in that world, but since they exist in ours it's okay to call them mare or ohimba
>>570833892the guy just seems retarded
>>570833892Feels like it's the same guy who went on a meltdown over "Mambo"
Fuyo Stakes or picrel? No items
>>570833892What the fuck I thought stallion was a canon term for dickmusume!!!
>>570834014Too strongly connected to Shadai mafia to risk him getting angry
>>57083449540 is the magic number, so I'd say take the training.
Is dive grass going on? This place is really slow.
>>570834495if you have over 100 shop points, gambleif not then race, shop resets next turn
>>570834495>no items>should I 50/50kowai
>>570834963nope
>>570834495I always over cap speed running 2 speed plus fuku
>>570834963can we get a jong room going?
>>570834495>cafe >mantWhat the fuck
>>570830782>>570830940>>570832209AROUND MARES, BEWARE
>>570835205make one
WAHOO
>>570835259hmmmmmm nyo :3
>>570835284let's try thenjongMajsoul Friends Room 84072(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84072
>>570834014Of course not, and it's not just because of the legal issues. Large Japanese companies are already extremely strict about professionalism and proper conduct within the industry to the point sometimes it seems retarded
>>5708354276...7
>>570835427>>570835685
mare kissu
>>570835459come join we're 3/4
>>570834014Don't worry. Once Indians take over Japan, we'll get every horse added to Uma.
>>570835464See I believed there is no legal issue because horse names aren't copyrighted but cygames just lets horse owners decide to have their horses be in the game or not out of respect
>>570835459ready up bwos....
END MANT END MANT END MANT END MANT END MANT
>>570835427Based degenerate
>>570835976I was taking a piss bro sorry
>>570836056no worries bwo!!!
>>570835464There is no legal issueHorse names are not copyrighted in JapanWP and Derby Stallion games already have Kaneko horse in them>>570835973That is correct
>>570835745New umas are made powercreeping
oh baby
>>570835246Med and Long races still exists you know
I really really really really hate ChiyofagI really really really really hate Teiofag
>>570836684Chiyo raped this anon
>>570836684I raped this anon
>>570836684I raped this one too
>>570832563WTF I need to start horse betting
Tachyon LOVE
Flash...
i want to be raped by a chiyoposter
>>570837010anyon no.... you'll end up like the kwab du nord guy...
Kaneko just wants Deep Impact to be a loli. He saw the hags and fags on ice and thought it was a shit normalfag game. Cygames should just kneel.
>>570836684based
>>570837218
This is the best mare
>>570837153NYOOOOOO THE PROPAGANDA AAAAAAAA
Deep Impact should be the haggiest una milf ever
>>570836746WHO got raped??
>>570837510If she is so great, why did they wait until the 3rd anniversary to add her?
>>570837153
>>570837510>autist that gets upset when someone else serves you tea
>>570837510Her umanko skills must be next level
I'm not in the mood to do aces this next cmis this it? is it over?
>>570837510agreed
is chrono down for everyone elsethis is the worst possible time
>>570837667>>570837674It seems her superiority has caused some controversy>>570837715Never forget it
>>570837746no one is
>>570837798no, mine is fine
>>570837941Dictus...
Ikuno-san is cuter with her glasses off. Glasses are nothing more than a debuff!
>>570837798Nope. For whatever reason I always have problems when accessing https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search directly from my browser history.Try going to the homepage https://chronogenesis.net/ and hitting CTRL+F5
https://twitter.com/yashimo_1875/status/2066815547023773730
I always forget Ikuno Dictus is a mare
>>570838221succubus
>>570838061Have a translation.
ikuno..................................dictus
>>570838107she looks like someone who enjoys the company of young boys
>>570838245Yeppers too
>>570833892
>>570838221>>570838019Tiny, clingy mare
>>570838067I’m gonna beat you
Biggus Dickus
>>570838360Yukino Bijin will take me to the countryside
>>570838287What's so... funny about 'Ikuno Dictus'?
>>570833892>A world where HORSES DO NOT FUCKING EXIST>WHAT THE FUCK THEY DONT CALL THESE HUMANOID FEMALES MARES WHAT DO YOU MEANWhy are libtards and trannies are sub 60IQ mongoloids? Holy fuck this is patheticAlso: WHO THE FUCK CARES!? People will continue calling Urara their DAUGHTER and you better like it cuz you can't change peoples minds, just like we can't change your rotten to the core head.
I a new trainee, you know. You know what's she called?
>>570838365Vodka’s Derby win is non-canon, sorry
>>570838727you WHAT a new trainee??
>>570837010Start betting on all three horses I pick for 2YO debuts, and you will be rich in no timelast sunday I picked the winner for three different racesone had 30.5 odds, another 2.8, and the last one was 12.3assuming you bet 5$ on all three of my picks for each race (15$ for each, with 4 2YO debut races that's 60$) you would get 228$ that minus the 60$ would net you a profit of 168$>proof?>>570487045>>570487286>>570487527Do not do this, you will lose money
my wife on the left, my rapist on the right
>>570838772I scouted a new trainee!
>>570837941
that jong game was the equivalent of a later start, rushed, getting slowed by PDM and missing all accels wtf
>>570838880I like this mare dance
>>570838993the raped.....
Hourly reminder to post (moving)images similar to this one whenever someone thinks he has to share some e-celeb literal fucking who's opinions.
>>570838993Be ready, I will do worse this time
the fuck did i do to deserve this garbage
>>570839142>black on black violence: the matchkinda weird to live stream that but aight
>>570833892this is like that time troons started crying about people calling Still in Love a yandere saying she's actually bipolar or some dumb bullshit that meant the same, all while yandere trended on JP twitter for days just because of herthose retards really need actual problems
>>570829843are there any casual clubs open? Im getting ready to play again in prep for whenever we get the new scenario. Or if Buttsweat see's this, i'd like to reapply
Smite the retard that donates one shoe in club chat
>>570839513ExcelUma still has some slots
>>570839513there's always exceluma
>>570839142Français Tachyon will lose to Senegal Pocket
>>570837674added to roll plan
>>570839572sex with both
uhh danchou
>>570839513>>570839572sex
>>570839485>>570839336>those retards really need actual problemsSeeing these pretentious cunts is so boring, it's always the same shit cuz they're bored and have NOTHING going on in their empty lives.
>>570839572i like both of these cities but they made espoir too muscular
>>570839572imagine the grip
>>570839664You gotta be a man and bring it up in club chat yourself. Im too sleepy
>>570839336>this is like that time troons started crying about people calling Still in Love a yanderedid they really complain for that? lmao
>>570840083people with zero noteworthy problems in their life bitch about a lot of things, while pretending they totally have super duper depression or PTSD from seeing random tweets that break their worldviewfirst world problems at their finest
>>570839664where's the funny demon ticket image
Hmmmmm good enough ig. Tachyon event waiting room
>>570839485>>570839739I really love fanart like this
>>570839664
>>570840176let's not lose control here
>>570840083just a quick search told me they're still doing ithttps://x.com/foIkqueen/status/2066714642416832973?s=20
>>570840285but why
>>570840176Dahby went to therapy after the last danchou kicked the bucket. She's better now
>>570840241"Like this"?
>>570840348kek
>>570839664That's the newcutie... worthless
>>570840417>>570840285 >>570840348Closing the looney bins was a mistake
>>570840374They could explain it to you but theres nothing that you cant outright see
>>570840625
>>570840417>>570840625Yeah
>>570833892what's a mare?
>>570840823
must resist Mejiro propaganda
>>570841002when the moon hits your eyelike a big pizza pie
This is how I feel after getting used by any Mejiro
>>570833892reminder that /pol/tards never engage with the actual media they pretend to love and protect, they only care to start garbage arguments on xitter and cucksky to make people upsetthey're all outsiders. they never played the games, never will, nor will they ever see any of the anime or god forbid the manga content as they can't read.Uma Musume.
>>570840952Imagine how big Golshi's cock is.
>>570835745>>570838019>>570838221>>570838895WHORE
>>570841346that's someone's son
>>570841254I don't understand this artists obsession with making women that are both hyper racist and fuck the in-universe equivalent of pitbulls
>>570841346das a man
>>570841346DAMN Helios looks like THAT?
>>570841258truth nvke
>>570841396Chan-chan, please…
Started my first day at the Mejiro estate. The room they provided me only has one door and no windows. Is this normal?
>>570841258
>>570839572Top tier image>>570839836Gay
holy anticlimatic end by methanks for jonger
>global is still on MANT>feels like it's been half a year>it's only been 3 monthsJesus Christ
>>570841346Honestly I'd still hit it
>>570841517Congrats you opened your hand for a score of 1 han to move from 4th.... to still 4th.Thanks for hosting though
>>570835459thanks for the games
>>570841493
>>570841629no way I would get anything better ANYWAY>>570841657good jonging
back home after a productive day, hope all is well for you dacchis
>>570841542No kiidding. It also feels like JP server got 2 different new scenarios while we're still stuck with MANT
>>570839336She's not a yandere, retard.
Gold City dresses like a whore and her career may let you think she's been with countless designers, managers, or photographers but she's pure and only for (You)
>>570841414>>570841453>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
CM status?
>>570841803I appreciate all your replies
>>570841729Riichi adds, on average, 1.6 han to a hand. That would have possibly been able to bridge the gap between 3rd and fourth had the 3rd place player dealt in.
>>570841745JP switched to 3 scenarios a year, one every 4 months at some pointWe will also have that, so for us, scenarios will start changing every 2.5 months(?)
>>570841745>A yandere is a popular Japanese character archetype—often found in anime, manga, and video games—characterized by an obsessive and dangerous devotion to a love interest.>They initially appear sweet, gentle, and deeply affectionate, but their love eventually morphs into a dark, possessive, or violent obsession.she's surely not one bwo
>>570841738good boy, I hope you had a great day
belnobros...
>>570841803you can literally see his girlcock bulging from under his shorts bro
>>570842078Kitahara aura rizz is too strong
>>570841752all me, btw
>>570842078that's me
>>570841951nta but>but their love eventually morphs into a dark, possessive, or violent obsession.does not fit her at allshe leaves when she notices that it's her closeness (or rather the thing that is put on her that affects him) to Torena is slowly killing him
>>570841921ye I know that, I KINDA wanted the game to end anyway I need to do rest of my seiun borrows...
did you know shinko windy is older than admire vega
>>570842179
>>570842349>flat>GIANT hipssex with boys
Good night friends!
>>570842349I see she's ready to bear my kids
>>570842532sexy little baby
>>570842618stop saying this
>>570842078the raped
>>570842532umasumi!
>>570842349how big are suzuka and mcqueen's hips?
>>570842652baby fuck baby fuck aww yea
>>570842349Yeah. I did. I did know that.
>>570842434Cute Journey
>>570841976<3
>>570842971Who the fuck is this?
>>570842932
>>570843042Win Variation
>>570843042appel
>>570843097where are the win variation x tore comics?
>>570843042my wife
>>570843042apple variation
>>570843042nice nature
>>570839513>spoilerWe're full but there's someone who's done like 1 career in 2 months, I can ask dancho if he wants to open a spot, let me know.
>>570843232Can you do that? Just marry a boy?
>>570843208Shion is not that popular.
>>570843404
>>570843232How come Seiun is always depicted as the uke?
>>570843350If its not too much trouble, ill have to wait until tomorrow to join still so dont worry if its a problem
>>570843530role reversal is hot
>>570843042Orfevre… that’s your rival
Imagine if inspiration was random lmao
>>570843042the shakur of gentil's generation
>>570843530she is the girliest of girls
So do you prefer the Aoharu or MANT approach to hints?>Hints based on your aptitude (regardless of racing style used)>Hints based on racing style used (regardless of aptitudes)
Just checking in, about how long until MANT is over?
>>5708440431 month
>>570844118Thanks, starting to look forward to playing again