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Bleh!
The
Map landside vote is the single best change this game has ever received. Stupid push-voting trannies getting landslided.
>>570876281Why is she still stuck in rashguard swimsuit while Anran can wear bikini spite being Asian? Why is Anran too chad for Asian and can wear bikini?
>>570876281>didn't spoiler the beng
*90s techno music starts*
>>570876079cool OP op
>>570876283It's funny because we have objective data that you are in silver because of this opinion.
Wait till you see me on my bike
>>570876281She's Free!!!
>>570876207missing anranmissing lena
>>570876283I never see landslides actually happen though
>mauga and hog untouchedNice game lol
>>570876281>>570876450https://vocaroo.com/1e0nWZmPzewu
>>570876450How can Juno wear a bikini when she is Asian while Dva is stuck in ugly rashguard shirt?
>>570876797Koreans like Rein, Mauga and Hog and made a meme for them.
I don't know why but I've been catching a vibe with Mistubishi
>>570876797Jose will never have this
Imagine a clusterfuck character like Shion in OW1
I hope the schizo kills himselfPlayed with cream and mercymain, nice people
>>570877249Jeff would never have had the balls
>>570877372*counters*
>>570876591>brownoid doesn't understand how to interpret dataSad!
>>570877352>nice peopleUnlike jose
robots cant have sexso the whole "she has many lovers" thing is just feminist copeunless the robot is just butt raping people
>don't care about a single battlepass skin>but the best cassidy skin ever is locked behind the premium paypig battlepass store optionfuck my life
Is Shion's kit good? Is she OP, UP or balanced?
I wanna Genji so bad but without tracking cooldowns you just get your shit pushed in and it's not fun
>>570877693shion feels fair and fun but completely unironically
>>570877615Get it, get beach sombra in the pass and use the 2k to get a beach skin when they roll around.
>>570877693The motorcycle is cool but I don't see how any of it is supposed to flow together
>>570869720Moira's not ugly though
>>570877913the bike is for poke and movement
>>570877841Would Kiriko get bikini or rashguard as swimsuit? Hope she didn't stuck in rashguard like d.va.
>>570877841feet sex cum toes nailpolish selfworship footjob
>>570876207the wife the wife and the wife
>>570877952She was hot when she was in blackwatch. And she looks younger than her age due to forbidden experiment.
>>570877615>the best cassidy skin everIt’s right here anon
>>570878270I'm glad none of those got any beach skins. Over designed clutter on fatass, a character no one touches, and kirishart looks bad and went to better characters with much coherent designs.
>>570876550UNDERSTAND-UNDERSTAND-
>>570878512ugly af
>>570878571They will be on mid season or D.mon season.
>>570876550This skin is so cringe it becomes based.
>>570876550That's Marcus not Genji.
>>570876417>>570876819>>570878270if i have to see the word "rashguard" one more time from you nigga i'm going to flip
>>570878571Do these skins look like genshin bootleg skins? Why do recent OW skins look like genshin ripoffs?
So why did Season 3 flop?Bad skins? Poor balance? Not enough new content?
i did a dry jerk and got a rip on my dick...
>>570878772go back
>>570878753Skin surveys are sometimes out sourced to shitty artists.
>>570878772s3 is literally 5hours old dumbass nigger cuck
>>570877841is that anran skin the lewdest skin in the game?
what region is "rashguard" even from?I swear I never hear people say that
>>570878740Yeah. Omnic won't be able to wear bikini. I understand. D.va's swimsuit being ugly shirt while Anran wears sexy bikini spite being Asian seems weird. I thought Asians cannot wear bikini at all. Why can Anran wear bikini tho?
>>570878870It might be the most bare skin ever, but it doesn't feel very sexy to be honest.
>>570878908Korea. That's why D.va's swimsuit is ugly long sleeved shirt while Anran wears bikini spite being Asian. Why are Gaoli Bangzi so inferior?
>>570878270I'm happy none of those 0 sex appeal meme characters got any and instead went to Juno, Anran, and Widow.
Angela Ogundimu
>>570876079>shion only has 6 non-sloppa smut picsgame isdead
>>570879031It's not even safe horny, it's just safe.
>>570879031Funny that Anran is asian but managed to wear bikini while D.va wears ugly long sleeved shirt as swimsuit. Am I being racist? Is it just Gaoli bangzi(Deragatory term for Korean in Chinese) being inferior(?
>>570879182>>570879068>>570878928
>Mythics are supposed to be big impressive skins>70% of them look straight garbage
do we have a new schizo? hana swimsuit schizo has been unlocked
it's so obvious that shion was supposed to be a sex bot turned psychotic like those psychotic robots in cyberpunk 2077but i guess the feminist cunts at blizzard didnt like that idea so they made her a "she has many lovers and is an independent slut" lmao
>>570879134Shows more skin than every swimsuit in Blue archive, Nikke and Zenless zone zero tho, as Korea and China cannot have bikinis in games and has ugly shirts only as swimsuits.
>>570879349It's Bikini schizo from /a/ and /v/. You're in for a terrible time.
>>570878772blizz adding a new skin tier nobody asked for
Why does /owg/ attract all the schizos
>>570879456It's just OW
>>570879349Inferior Gaoli bangzi((高麗棒子)means Korean stick guy) who cannot wear bikinis at all!
best part about being a qp queen is when I get troglodytes like this on my team I can just go afk
>>570879456Why does Domina attract my dick?
>>570879379Or you know, the game is rated T for teen
>>570879582yes
>>570877615>aids cowboy>cassidyyou're going to die from your fag diseases before you can max out the battlepass anyway
>>570879560only constantinople if you want better players in your team get better you are the only constant you are were you belong
>>570879456GIWIWH
>>570879659Truth nuke
>>570879582which is why they have a character that has "many lovers and live life to the fullest" whatever that means for a robot
>>570879341why do most mythic skin look like genshin bootleg?
>>570879560expected an all caps exclamation mark name
microsoft should shutdown blizzar tbqhfam
should I be a good goy and get the ultimate pass?
>>570879349>he hasn't seen the bikini schizo yetOne of the worst schizos on the site
>>570879815no all the skins are shit
>>570879821Can't be worse than the Juno schizo, the one of the webcomic
there is NO FUCKING WAY that there's an established "bikini shitposter" in other boardsI'm not buying it
>>570879456Blizz games attract mentally ill people like flies
>>570880130how new r u?
>>570879456 thats vgdont check for the rolling meltdown in the hoyo threads
Why did I receive the apocalypse, bunny bundle, rainy day, and the what if bundle for free today when logging in?
>>570880454jesus fucking christ
>>570880549it opened your boxes
>>570880549gamepass maybe?
what exactly are shion's drawbacks
>>570878772Bored of the new rivals update already huh?
>jap themed season>still no gyaru kirikoIt's over.
>>570879821the worst schizo on this site is on /int/ and he uses a belgian flag to make posts about a fictional sex club for black men in London where they rape underage white girls all day long
>>570880549Gamepass let's you use the last 3 seasons of shop skins or something. Been there a while.
>>570880454lmaoI love mentally ill retards
>>570880549Because you're getting rental skins from gayme pass.
Midsummer skin for the better girl when? That Battle Pass one was a disgrace on Earth.
Why would someone make a bike that explodes whenever it crashes?
>>570880997They're saving the brig reveal for her thong and microbikini summer skin
So are you not going to answer my question?
aspen is so beautiful
>>570881126The gooners shall inherit the Earth
>>570881125asian driving.... first dva now ai gf...
>>570880997Blizzard biggest fuck up. Bitch wasn't that goonable either in that skin tight blue clown suit. This dress should have gone to the actual Swede.
>>570881193I thought she was cute but I ended up seeing her on some quiz thing on YouTube and she's actually so retarded it killed any attraction for me
>>570881347i like stupid girls so i don't care too much
>>570881347Yeah she's cute and good at overwatch but shes still dumb and autistic with the interests of someone 10 years younger
>>570881307Not the only Swede. Put Torb in the midsommar robe
Guess not.
Juno pees herself
Someone with more brain damage than late stage demented brain cancer patient oked this slop. I thought it was Mercy at first but it turned out to be some ugly literal who.
>>570881637I thought Frej supposed to get this skin.
>>570881598incorrectshe fills a bag for my to drink later.
>>570881637Nigga get glasses
>>570881724>not drinking straight from the tapngmi
>>570881710That's hideous.
>>570881489ok but what are the downsides
>>570880757you have to be able to aim
This place gives me fox and grapes vibes when it comes to skins.
>>570881710Only Reaper and Mei are recognizable. The fuck are the other two?
>>570880757No escape tools. You need to commit to a kill. Evade has no distance and bike is too slow on startup for effective retreats unless your opponent can't aim for shit.
>buy skin>losing streakHuh?
>overwatch is now just an advertisement for edgerunners season 2grim
>>570881637This skin is great, actually. Sorry you're wrong
>Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice that I can dig.
GIVE ME D.MON ALREADY
>Lore page says Shion lives a luxurious lifestyle and has many loversWait isn't she a clanker? How can she have sex?
gn jacks
>looks like a win>enemy dps changes to widow and one shots everyone>defeat
>>570882175No it's not. It's shit and lacks quality. You really have to squint if it was about midsummer. It's both trashy and out of place at the same time. It really deserve a scrap.
>>570882187Was going to buy this as a joke until I saw they got rid of her gyatt
>>570881710is reaper black or latinx?
>>570882337She's an evil psycho bitch. Sex is a great way to dominate and fuck with people
>>570882376I wonder what this mentally ill hafu is up to these days.
>>570882187>>570882582it obvious is a male who took hormone pills and botched his dick up
>>570882187Berries and Cream
>>570882631Latino. But it would be younger Reyes.
>>570882337maybe they cant say that the robot anal rapes its victims
>>570882187Who and what am I looking at? They have gotten bold with adding ugly mutts.
>>570878772for me it's crazy amount of "play few games per day to earn lootboxes">36 games for 4 boxes each week>venture event, where you need to win at least 1 game per day for weeketc etc
>>570882762>rent free
>>570882970stop pretending to be the sex you are notyou will never be a woman
>shion is a domina simphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J22REcT4eEg
>>570882970ywnbaw
I bet Aspen is a carpet muncher for the most part but she definitely likes dick at least a bit
Shions gun does way more damage than I was expecting and the bike feels janky as. Undercooked imo
>>570882930it's obvious that they're struggling with retention through seasonsimagine if they just made good events that people wanted to participate instead of trying these underhanded tactics
>>570882930Playing the game for bonus cosmetic shit. What a fucking liberty eh. It's enough to make you sick.
>>570883075join the club shion
bike feels fine to me, i just use the mouse to steer
>>570882187Get this thing out of hereHits you with the butt of one of my shotguns*
>>570883063>>570883093I'm a white male you tranny obsessed freaks. You negros keep trying to make a female hero into a mentally ill man.
>Shion has a massive, all consuming inferiority complex that drives her every actionI really want to have sex with her but she's also further proof that not exterminating every omnic the second the war ended was the worst mistake humanity ever made.
>>570877693Duel berretta feels good (weird it took them so long to add this weapon archetype); her motorcycle is cringe kino (cringe because throwing a fucking motorcycle is too comedic for a "serious" game like ow, but kino because you're throwing a bike on enemies face which is badass); her dash and X are filler and uninspired; her ultimate is just death blossom but a bit more interactive. She can be fun to off role, but not one trick material
>>570883075 kiriko's english voice is so cringe
Kiriko is a nice girl
>>570883340we're trying to act like overwatch is serious when we have a talking scientist and a hamster inspired by a miley cyrus song?
>>570883285Uh no blizzard did that actually, you're obsessed.
>>570882175nah it's shit, the details are flat and look painted on, the materials are all wrong, why is it shiny and rubbery? it looks like a cheap synthetic dollar store midsommar costume instead of the real thingnot to mention her feet are the size of her shins because they had to stick her toes out for some reason but forgot to give the boots a thicker sole to compensatei barely care about skins and i hate all the whining about them but this skin in particular literally disgusts me, it could have been good too if they put the bare minimum effort into it
Juno "Juno" Teo Minh
>>570882376based
>>570883590based closeted chasertard
>>570882337Womb Pro 9000 covers that. She also has self-lubricating anus.
>>570882748I shudder to even think of it.
>>570883590Blizzard hired a biofem to voice her and call her female in gendered languages.
Juno Ogundimu
>>570882721Omnics don't have pussies. She doesn't even have a working mouth.
>>570883785Rammatra built his own body. There's no reason omnics can't have a pussy.
>aaaaaiiieee I hate trannies so much I'm going to pretend someone is one so I can be mad and I'm not schizo at all
>>570877841Glad I already have the best vendetta skins being fitness and A2
>>570883856makes 0 sense besides validating feminist's tripping fantasies
If XBOX dies what will happen to OW?
>>570883785They don't have horns, faces, tits or asses either but shion does. Machines can be changed, this has precedent in lore with Hazards gang being robot body modders.
>>570883174it's the opposite, these events get better engagement than any of the more interesting shit they could do for a fraction of the cost because all people actually want to do is farm lootboxes and they throw a hissy fit on the forums if it's any more complicated than just "play the game"
Ms. Singhania would like to see you in her office, privately...
>>570883696>>570883769>fags in love with ugly butch dykes desperately trying to convince others she isn't an ugly fat freak
>>570884076It makes no sense to you that a species that act exactly like humans in every single way would want to have sex?
>>570884076>Sexbots are feminism now?
>>570883785In a world where body modding and more is a thing with sojourn genji and hazard you really think they wouldn’t have some omnics modifications have a cock and balls or a pussy?
>>570884180Why is genji cyborg when his head and torso are human?
>>570884161they're robotsbut overwatch's lore and story have always been absolutely cringe and retarded so there's that
>>570882930venture event is even more cancerous, because you need to win 1 game each day for 3 fucking weeks.
I'm really enjoying how Shion sounds and behaves like a rape victim but also like a rapist at the same time
>>570884076I cannot comprehend the level of delusion and psychopathy required to somehow warp sexbots into a pro-feminism and pro-woman topicwe're reaching ludicrous levels of chuddery
>>570884250Did I type cyborg anon? I said body modding for a reason
>>570884250That's what cyborg means anon. Part human part machine.
>>570880549gamepass
>>570884276>>570884162OK be honest prostitution or "sex work" as well as male sex toys are pro or anti feminist depending on the feminist and the convenience demanded by the argument in question
>>570884250Androids are fully robotic, Cyborgs have human parts by definition.
>>570884253>they're robotsthey're a sapient species with actual souls. even if they were just robots. they think they're sapient and still act exactly like humans in every way so therm wanting to have sex would still make perfect sense without even having to think about it. you're just an unrepentant retard
>>570884250why are you still mad about how you don't know what a cyborg is?you posted this nearly word for word in the last thread
>>570884180Humans being chromed out is established lore, yes.Omnics installing working pussies and asses is not. What next, you're going to tell me omnics can get pregnant?
>>570884259You don't "need" to do anything.
>>570884276it's very clear that the new character is not a sex bota sexbot exists to satisfy male fantasiesthe new character doesnt do that and doesnt have that in its lorethey keep missing the mark with the lore of their characters like making soldier a faggot instead of a family man who lost his wife and kids to the robots and now vows to TKD or somethingor make the new character be a sex bot that decided to get its revenge on humans because of all the shit it has been through as a prostitution sex boti dont know you're all faggots anyway
>>570884397I think you just need to turn off your computer and do something else for a bitlike how are you able to be so angry all the time?how are you constantly inventing things to be mad about?no one fucking cares dude none of this is important, they're characters in a videogamesuspend a little disbelief and play the videogame
>>570884402and you're a low iq niggerfaggot who thinks blizzard lore writing is good lmaoyou live such deluded lives disconnected from reality that you're find with whatever tranny lgbt feminist slop blizzard shits in your mouth
>>570884416>you're going to tell me omnics can get pregnant?well...
>>570884310I thought cyborg stands for robots with human brain inside. Just like Showa riders aside from riderman and amazon, and Nikke. Sojourn would be this.
>>570884416Anon there are women putting dildos on plush toys given the setting that omnics are actually oppressed to varying degrees people can forcibly modify omnics without consent for their twisted desires and I’m sure there are human and omnic couples here and there so I’m very much sure that’d be an option if being that chromed out is a thing
>>570884402>species with actual souls.Clanker spotted.
>>570884627you are incorrectnext time rather than getting mad and repeating yourself, try a google search
>>570884162>>570884276see >>570884467>>570884596
>>570884593I was just butting in with some honesty when I noticed your conversation, no need to be mad lol
>>570884596It doesn't matter if it's "good" or not. It is what it is and you saying you disagree with something that's literally written as fact in the story is just you being an actual medically retarded subhuman. Do you look at superman and go "erm people cant actually fly" too?
>>570884596Damn anon, you've really drank the chud kool-aid slinging all these stock buzzwords around.
>>570884627Cyborg from DC exists anon and the edgerunner anime exists in showing how chroming out looks and works, which is essentially sojourn and hazard, though genji’s body modifications are much more crude like Raiden’s from MGR
>>570884713Are Showa riders, cyber initatives, and nikke radical example of cyborg, who are just clankers with human brain inside?
>>570884596>there is a living human being who typed this and decided to post it, genuinely believing that he was contributing something profound and worth taking seriouslywhat a sad existence
>>570884827Was Mortal kombat's cyrax and sektor being tincans with human brain inside in 2nd timeline radical example of cyborg?
>>570884627Cyborgs in popular media have always just been any living organism whose body is modified by technology. Any other definition is franchise/IP specific and different from the typical connotation.
>>570884992So are Terran ghosts mostly cyborgs then?
>>570884416if you can put robot parts on a human why couldn't you put human parts on a robot, i mean we've already been doing transplants for decades
>>570884828>>570884962>>570885079this shtick is so bizarre
>>570885079Someone with a prosthetic limb is technically a cyborg.
>>570881637it's coolt. Freja main
Funny how they tried with this story more than they did with anyone from Reign of Talon and before. It shows that Blizzard are retards with 0 consistency and care and harbor favoritism to some self insert.
>>570884728You are a non white subhuman
>>570885121Putting a prosthetic arm on a limb is VERY different from having a working womb that has its own eggs and can carry a baby to full term, Anon.
>>570884445I need my daily dose of FOMO
why is ramattras ult so obnoxious
>>570885180even my uncle who's leg got taken off from the diabetes?
Less cyborg yapping, more sex posting.
>>570885353Because you should suffer as he has
>>570885187>It shows that Blizzard are retards with 0 consistency and care and harbor favoritism to some self insert."old" blizzard has always been full of self-obsessed moronsthey're all narcissistic egomaniacs, how else would a literal rape club happen?kaplan only made overwatch because he was going to get fired after actiblizz acquired bungie and cancelled titanthey only try if their ass is on the lineow2 was a fucking joke for four years until the first lick of competition showed up and they suddenly caredthere isn't a studio on the planet with a worse culture than blizzard's
>>570884741Lgbt trannie>>570884859>noooo you can't criticise my favourite nigger faggot tranny affirming corporation!
>>570885295it's about as far removed as telling someone in 1850 that in the future you'll be able to replace a heart with someone else's, or even with a mechanical device, that they just don't know how to do it yet, and also robots probably want to be fucked so they'll spend their claude tokens on getting there
>>570883075Wow, she wants to fuck Domina so bad.But, you know. Same.
>12 games>2 winsgreat start to this season
>>570885512You can tell their fans are the sameYou can't call out the retarded lore and stories without having some faggot rage about itYes shirons story is fucking retarded, no shiron is not a sex bot prodtitute, they portray the character as a strong independent sex positive affirmed feminist cunt instead of a disgruntled ai sex robot Who's been raped by tens of thousands of men throughout it's existence then decided to put an end to itOr something more interesting like thatInstead shes just your average american female slut with violence tripI never played that game for the story though so I don't care
>>570885187Westoids and Blizzardkeks lack the soul to write endearing characters and delve into the psychology as to why their characters do the things they do. They can't shift points of views and become easily egotistical or side tracked. It's why they do they vs them over and over again and never delves deep into the why questions of human nature or conflict.
>its 2088 in overwatch>putting an onahole/fleshlight into a robot is a Herculean task to anons >this concept is also feminism now for some reason ?
>>570884250one drop rule
>Stomp the enemy until the final checkpoint>Can't move the payload>Get crunched and defeated>Capture two points>Fall apart and enemy takes the last 3Why does this keep happening to me..
>>570883785USB attached pussy accessory.
>>570886031>>570885187Could you at least try to be discreet when samefagging
>>570884134I hope I'm getting a "promotion".
See this deluded retard trying to gaslight? That's what I'm talking about They're Fine with whatever slop shit lore blizzard shits out lmao>>570886051
Is this long over reaching story going to have sex scenes?
>>570884134I saw 5 different boys go into her office to leave hot and bothered what did she do???
>>570886051Culture war brainrot mixed eith always doubling down instead of ever admitting you don't know what you're talking about.
What would it take to get you to play Stadium?
Imagine caring about the "story" of overwatch, shit hasn't advanced at all since the game came out 10 years ago.
>>570886296only safe horny sex
I cannot believe that the line in the sand for disbelief is a robot woman having a robot vagina
>>570886430they will cope and say they aren't expecting anything grand while consuming actually trannyslop dogshit writing
>>570884121That's why we're getting all those sexy outfits, anon.
>>570886174Is cyborg not just a robot with human brain like pic rel? Genji has human head and torso at least.
Another faggot who gets furious at the slightest criticism of blizzard>>570886385
>>570886478And it’s the one omnic that was illegally modified by her herself or some other to look more human I don’t give a shit about the lore I merely want to have sex with shion and vendetta
>>570886392less downtime, one game is too long especially if you go full 7 rounds
>>570885754In 1850 they had peg legs and wooden arms already. The jump from prosthetic limbs to organ transplants isn't nearly as big as cloning organs and having them alive ans fully fumctioning in robot containers.
>>570886478>has no mouth and speaks though a speaker placed in the throat Guys it's totally a sex bot!
The only important lore question is: How will each hero react to getting raped?
>>570886503Why cannot d.va wear a bikini at all and wears ugly long sleeved shirt as swimsuit, while Anran wears bikini?
>pissing and shitting everywhere about blizzard shills when you get called out for posting retarded shitironic "tourist" is one of this seasons titles.
Trannies unironically in total meltdown when told blizzard is shit at lore making
>>570887072Not canon. Bangzi cannot wear bikinis while Anran wears bikini to make Wuyang silent.
Yep, this game is dead and buried. Its clear blizzard has entered "maintenance" mode for overwatch just releasing the same slop over and over milking the last remaining whales we can all move onto something better now no one cares about overwatch anymore we're done with this game now
>>570885448These people are miserable, lol.
Idk why retards are expecting a whole psychology book from Carl Jung in a story for a game for retarded teenagers.
>>570887072I know there lies very hairy pussy.
>esl retard spamming about swimsuits>jose abbo whatever posting >trannies trannies trannies >cyborg schizo >cia glownigger genji schizo >shion is le heckin feminism>lenafag that doesn’t play the game that i haven’t seen in the past month >bbc schizosIt’s like I never left a gacha general…
>>570887174bait used to be believable
But it should be totally expected from the same game to have american feminist slut affirming messaging
mercy literally resurrects dead people with a wave of her hand, winston is a gorilla that is fluent in english and is more intelligent than the majority of humans and created a time machine, tracer wears that time machine and can travel through time at will, hammond is intelligent enough to manufacture military-grade robotics with his own hamster paws, reaper is dead and can phase in and out of corporeality, kiriko and mizuki can teleport, japanese people have adapted to have spiderman climbing capabilities, moira can generate life stealing and life giving energy beams with her hands, rammatra is filled with millions of nanobots, zenyatta can levitate without anti-grav technology and has telekinetic powers, china has developed avatar: the last airbender tech, there are like a dozen super-soldiers, and echo has the tech to completely reconstitute herself into any sentient being just by looking at them,but a robot woman possibly having an onahole between her legs isn't believable enough for the franchise?
why am I losing literally every game I play? I don't understand. is it because im using quickplay? I don't feel like I'm doing bad I just thought I would have won one of the 15 games I played
>>570887479You’re a shill with using facts a logic stop being a tranny faggot
>>570887368We used to be better but shit rolls downhill I guess.
>>570887368leave cia glownigger genji schizo out of this, he's innocent
>>570887479That's the point, none of the story bits are interesting it's all retardedThe gameplay team is doing a good job but the writers are retarded
>>570887561/v/ deranges /vg/ also gets some piece of the schizo pie and suffers
>shion already has over 120 pics on r34>but like 95% of it is AII know she's a clanker, but come on.
>>570887857Gooners have no standards what do you expect.
>>570887857She's hard to draw and the model isn't out yet.
>>570887479Yes
>>570887857Nips and gooks don’t tag their shit and neither are usually submitted to r34 since it’s mostly western artists
>>570887890there's always somebody that just needs to vote hollywood
>>570887479Most of that is just magic and the standard animals with human intelligence tropes. Working onaholes and sexbots is still a first in this setting and out of place. But yes I want to impregnate Shion.
what is the owg "bbc schizo"?
>>570888138As it is right now the shiron lore is just feminist power fantasyit is factually just that And the lore of shiron is in line with the lore of the other characters in terms of qualityIt's cringe and retarded to the point where I had to change the language of the game to start playing different characters and not quit the game out of cringe
>>570888214go into your bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "bbc schizo" three times into the mirror and you will find out
why do schizo trolls get yous and conversation but honest posters go unanswered?
>>570886392I do play Stadium, it's actually very fun. Also I want to huff between Junkerqueen's thighs after a long, 7 round match.
I'm going with 16 year old asmongold viewer due to the overuse of feminism and cringe.
>>570886392Just salvage the stadium-exclusive maps and put them in the real game, especially the one that looks like Hightower
>>570888037Felt like we could win, but we had a Vendetta that wouldn't stop overextending and they had an Anran that flanked us uncontested.
>>570888535"why do I lose" is a stupidly road question nobody can answer without any details. Matchmaking is fucked, groups are everywhere, people are figuring out the new patch.
I'm going with cringe retarded lgbt homosexual due to the over reaction to simple observations If you're that invested in the lore at least I know you're Perma stuck in lower ranks lmao
>>570888535Because it's a general for a hyperslop game.
skinfags>lorechuds>gameplayGoDsKnow your place in the hierarchy.
bro why did they put a big ass fiery chicken on Illari's pylons so everyone can see where it is even more easily
>lil bro is using asmongold viewer as an insultkek am i on reddit or something?
I've never played a flanker before, what's the general game plan and what mistakes should I be avoiding?
can't even remember the last time i saw le epic nanoblade, maybe overwatch is healing after all.
>>570888912It doens't matter you can't even crouch behind stairs in this game without the fucking healthbar wallhacking you for your opponents. Why does the healthbar even have to be there, just use damage numbers
>>570888959isn't there a reddit for that dude?
>>570888703i'm sorry for your loss
>>570888912The absolute state of the creative team
Most gachas have better stories and characters than Overwatch with less than half the budget. Both use still animations and comics too but gachas also have music and gameplay dedicated to entire plots.
>>570888971click on the enemies headsdon't get clicked on
good night hanasgood night shions
>>570888971Even if you're on a hard flank where you engage on a differen tfront, you still want to engage at the same time just as if you were on main right next to your tank. So be patient when you're trolling in the flanks, watch your team through walls and strike as your team is striking. In practice it's very hard to do that perfectly and you'll often get tied up in fights early. In that case be patient and play safe, don't risk yourself for kills. Your distraction will help your team's engage and then you can come back in. On the other hand, you can mess up your timing and be late to the fight. The risk is your team might get one death during the brief 4v5 before you hop in, but the upside to this is you can shoot someone in the back who's distracted shooting your teammates.
>>570889074half the budget my ass gachas are money pits they just have too many whales
>>570889074i would hope the gacha games would have better stories than a multiplayer hero shooter, i'm not sure what you're trying to prove
BBC GODDESS WARRIORS>Tracer>Mercy, >Widowmaker, >Sombra, >Ashe, >Junker QueenBBC DEVOTEES>Kiriko, >D.Va, >Pharah, >Brigitte, >SojournBBC ADMIRERS>Illari, >Mei, >Symmetra, >Ana, >MoiraSUPREME BBC>DoomfistELITE BBC>BaptisteCERTIFIED BBC>Lucio
>>570889074I never understood the pve fags begging for more lore and single player shitBlizzard sucks at that which is why they never bothered Thankfully the game is playable in total foreign languages
>>570889056It's crazy. I'm still reeling from the fact that she's got the phoenix motif and not the sun
how are they going to nerf shion?they'll definitely increase the charge time for tighter spread on the right click and probably nerf her perks
CAN SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF BUYING THE STARTER PACK??? DOMINA TITTIES AAAAAHHHHHHH
baptiste is allowed to say both the n and f slur so he's definitely the most op hero
>>570887368what about Sombros??
>>570889074>casinos for weebs
>>570889278>which is why they never botheredThey almost killed the IP completely because they did in fact bother with pve/lore shit
Shion's got no ass holy moly
>>570890045Hey compare and contrast to zen which is how she originally looked
>>570889692worth it imho
>>570889970Yes them bothering with that almost killed it which is why they don't care about that anymore They just slap some quick gay and cringe story to the character and call it a dayMaybe it's better that way, they just need good gameplay and fluid performance
>>570884134I love this evil bitch so much its unreal
>Vendetta is unhinged but for a good reason>FASCIST UGH I HATE THIS CHARACTER>Shion is just unhinged, literally a robot that can't feel pain, murders people>OMG I LOVE SHION SHE'S SO AWESOME WHAT AN AMAZING DESIGNThe [subject] Japan wojack meme is absolutely fucking real lmao
Why isn't the new hero locked in ranked for at least the first week? I keep demoting because one retard a 100% of the time instalocks the bitch and proceeds to suck
>>570890563The autocrat vs. the hedonist.
>>570890675because the game lost its competitive integrity a while ago
>>570890675because people do the same exact thing after a week anyway, nobody plays qp seriously so it's worthless for practicejust don't play ranked at the beginning or end of a season
>>570890563Weebs have abysmal standards and the rest of the world expects a quotable and subtle villain as the head of the big bad organization on average.
I think both Vendetta and Shion are cool characters because I'm not a fucking nerd
>>570890940cool characters for me to poop on, sure
>>570887173Bikinischizo is in /owg/ too?
>>570890753Shion literally seized power the same way Vendetta did [revenge against Hashimoto organization, created seat for herself, forcefully became leader by threatening to kill the rest, controls people, like Mizuki)]. Vendetta is the one that doesn't kill senselessly, while Shion murders at the drop of a hat.>>570890837Bet Shion will get just as many skins as Kiriko.
>>570890563Just blizzfag thingsThey are goy slop enjoyers
I miss when people enjoyed things.
when is mizuki going to go back to mommy shion? him betraying her was the weakest boring fucking thiing i ever seen
>>570891339Hi Wang
>>570891452I miss when things were enjoyable.
>>570891452I still do, Sarah
>everyone was saying Shion was a pleasure omnic>people actually thought family friendly blizzard would roll with thatlol
why did Shion decide to appear as a female human? why did she attach boobs to herself? why would a robot do these things
>>570876417The VA broke down in tears about being able to show femininity as an Asian lesbian, she's always half naked and flexing and crying about something
shion has boosted super one rank already tonight, nerf her
>>570890563I like both thoughever just the cinematic to make doomfist lose was just pretty dogshit desu
>>570891870All the hero backstories are on the website
>>570891587I want to make out with her hairy asshole
>thoughever
>>570891870Shion is trans
Why did they raped Genji to death in this Battle Pass? His skin and highlight intro are complete utter dogshit.
>10 minutes in queuejust how dead is this game?
Nerd widow spamming schizo…
>>570892271Everyone wants to play Shion, bruddah.DPS queues are through the roof.
>>570891452I enjoy sombra
>>570891870To sell skins and a FEMINIST POWER FANTASY Because blizzard is a pussified company.Thankfully 99% of the player base dismisses it as retarded or doesn't care enough to fall for the jewish propaganda
>>570892186he has like a trillion super cool skins already and i don't think we've gone a single season without new genji cosmetics
>>570876207Juno AyanamiKiriko Illustrious MakinamiHana Langley Sohryu
Can this schizo get new material
Why did Shion design a face mask that can mimmick human expressions, but it can't actually talk? Seems like a weird oversight to not have an actuating mouth.
What went wrong?
>>570891676That was the trans feminist narrative because she has boobs. They were screaming for removal of boobs, smaller hips, more robot-like features, demanding to know why she needs BOOBS, everything to take away her agency. Every post they make about Shion has to do with "male gaze" and "Asian fuckdolls."
This is a general about video game named overwatch stop posting your gender politics trash here, you feminazi
>>570892651You can berate someone while sucking their dick. It's multitasking.
>>570892651She will install the saliva module and an 8 inch tongue soon for my enjoyment
>>570887501welcome to Overwatchit only gets worse from here
>>570892749Shion and Mizuki incest
>>570891870so that I (yes, specifically me) can goon to her
>>570892717Anon discovers the rivalry between tr00ns and terfs lmao
>>570887501sorry anon, the game owed me a pity win and you were it. now multiply that x15.
>>570892701I wonder what that looks like if you filter out chinks
>>570892804>>570892749Mi//ss/uki was so lucky… now he’s been brainwashed by a personality blackhole donut obsessed broad
Don't let this schizos distract you from the fact this balance patch was wretched dogshit.
>>570892860shion is literally actually REALLY a robot to female trans woman
>must not forget to breed, I am breeding!What the fuck, Juno?
Been playing supports since prolly 2018 or 2019, on and off through the years.How do I learn to play as a damage dealer? I'm interested in learning Vendetta but any time I pick her up in QP I feel like I'm just feeding.Pic for attention
>>570892923You don’t get it 5 more damage on rein fire strike will actually do something meaningful to his win rate
>Nerfing Vendetta's overhead swing was a problem!>here we buffed a perk by 1% and added more speed!>please play Sierra and Kiriko with their ugly ultra skins@@!!
>>570892946They wanted to make an evil character but not too evil like the type to analyse rape you as a form of torture for example
>>570893082You leave the cat maid skins out of this greasy vendetta picker
>>570893031Most damage players also feed trying to learn Vendetta, that's normal. This is more of a hero specific issue rather than a role thing.>but any time I pick her up in QP I feel like I'm just feeding.Also to be a good DPS player you have to not be afraid to embarrass yourself in front of the server as you attempt to make plays, especially when learning. This might be the part that's most alien to a support player who can often get away with a conservative playstyle. You have to feed to learn
Vendetta is honest actually
>>570892437I bet her socks smell so fucking good
Do you guys ever stop crying
>match takes 8 minutes>queue take 12 minutes
>>570891452>>570892437We enjoy Sombra
>>570893294I wonder which employee is behind each of the charactersWhy isn't vendetta also a nympho liberated emancipated feminist? Vendetta isn't too retarded in terms of lore like the others
>>570893031vendetta is bad now after all the nerfs. Play a good dps or get off the role.
>>570892923>nerf hitscan>buff dive>kneecap kiriko and mercy in stadium, two-zu removed, jetpack pooped on6 months we'll go back when everyone is tired of dive
>>570893831>stadiumopinion discarded
>>57089270110 years later ow is still ow, no major changes. It's like game of chess.
>>570893470Meant gameplay wise >>570893521You can still pop off with her so long as your game sense is good and she’s got good lethality you just have to play hard around cover and actually flank over frontlining
the illari mythic feels like a parody of things people normally complain about in mythics
the asian wank is crazyI know they are the only ones left who still give a shit about this game but Blizzard has to chill
guys i think my game is bugged. it says shion is japanese but she can't climb walls?
>>570893872they now have suggested builds for your same 2 perk picking pleasure
What does Shion say when she ults? She sounds really unhinged.
>>570894364AWWWWWWW SHIEEEEEEET (in anime language)
>>570894364
>>570892090Best part was that doomfist lost. Sadly he's still in the game.
>>570894040all the mythics are like that, that's why people say itstrange post
I get the new season is here but man it seems like the cranky hate posters and schizos have been on one today. Even more than usual.
>>570893831my wife Ashe is still OP in stadium, fuck kiriko, fuck mercy.
>>570894191>American sponsors all pulled out because their ESG money was threatened>Asia doesn't give a shit and still collabs>Porsche even collabs>Saudi and UAE sponsor the entire e-sports league and their teamsThe Western troon stuff is literally to keep their ESG score and forward facing market material while they sell gooner skins in the store, of which troons only buy their dogwhistles.
yea because every single valid criticism of everything on this sexualized game on all times is "schizo" because its just something you dont like but everytime theres always sexualized discussion on all the overwatch threads but its never done so how its schizo
So Shion is just Ramattra if he was womanbrained?
>shion has sex with human men and womenLiterally how though
>>570894364Have you heard her getting nano boosted? Now that’s unhinged.
Forgot I wanted reaper’s mythic skin hmm…
venchabros, how are we doing after the bobcut reveal
>>570894661my fluids inside Sombra...
Handjobs, mouth augments, pussy augments shrimple as at least loop arguments after the thread is over we just finished the cyborg and shion sex melty
>>570894661>>570894689???
>>570894829>shion gets nano'd>shion: AIIIEIIIIAHAHHAIIIIAHAHA>ana: aknowledgedPretty funny
>>570894485but the others have like some redeeming qualities, Illari is just the parts people clown on and nothing else
>>570894883Try asking in >>>/lgbt/
the briggers have been quiet lately. hope they're doing okay
literally every time there could be criticism of overwatch on the video game its always going to be sexualized on every time but yea dismissal is common amongst every one because it could be seen as uncomfortable but yea ignore what could potentially be a valid truth of all times that exist regardless
>>570894883I’m a venture supporter but even I can’t defend that shit. It’s legitimately awful. Worse part about it tho is the ass erasure.
>>570894783Wombforce 3000, pristine lubrication for at least 3000 miles guaranteed. Pro version includes self-lubricating asshole.
>>570895163>what could potentially be a valid truth of all times that exist regardless
>do fine first half>wipe once to 4 ults>proceeds to go in alone the rest of the game, get anti'd, and die behind 3 walls lynch hazard bucks
>>570895086gmim just brigging along as per usual, im playing a lot of tank as well though because im sick of retards
>>570895163Cause we fucking get it. We know. No one ever says anything profound. And by the end of it, any criticism discussion here ends up with everything being blamed on “gays” and “trannies”.
have ultra skins saved our game
>>570895575not until my main gets one
>our
>>570895643grab my hand comrade volskaya industries is waiting
>>570895163>>570895547you don't need to fence sit, it's rainbow capitalism and shills paid to say things about it to fuel the culture war. if they were really trying to stand up for LGBT rights they wouldn't be playing a game where SAUDI ARABIA, the country that BEHEADS GAYS AND TRANNIES for fun in town square for everyone to show their children, funds most of the OWCS teams and leagues and pays for pros to fly out.
What was your beginner experience with this game like? How did you handle getting constantly flamed for sucking?
>>570895982I never sucked because I came from TF2
>>570895547except what would be considered a profusion or however profound you are making it out to be goes on towards completely and utter honest discussion but that doesn't change the nature of overwatch or of video games or of how various posters engages with the topic material and explain however video games are meant to be perceived to them but regardless whatever posters are saying could be on overwatch's nature and what audiences are saying
>>570894883i guess its good shes getting skins but goddamn what a missat least ive got celestial for now
>>570895982we have pings now so there's zero reason to have chat enabled.
ventroonyahu schizo hours
>>570895982Cause I was there at the beginning sucking with everyone else.
>>570855426
>>570896065I came from TF2 also but all the ults to keep track off at first was really confusing. Also you don't learn about high ground and cover from tf2 because it's just sniper who's a long range hitscan class
>>570895163>>570896069
>>570896142>noooo you can't post about overwatch in the overwatch thread, you have to post about other posters you're obsessed with!
>>570895982i played beta and launch and i just sat there playing all day with my friends while they flamed and raged at people while being shitters themselves
>ended the night on playing support cuz the dps queues were unbearableAt least with Illari I can pretend I'm a DPS.
and honestly like whatever discussion there is to be had always goes 2 or of 1 way that is in my opinion could be around overwatch and what people do need to say are always going to have a way of going about it that doesn't necessarily have a helpful impact to video games as entire whole not even just the small sections that we are concerned with and while i would however like to see it go the other way there are many ways that overwatch the video game, or overwatch the experience has been seen which could be on all fronts be whatever audiences are making it out to be but that doesn't make it any less profound which is what I think you meant but of course on these day and ages it could be of multiple ways its never singular
>>570896247yeah bro soldier never benefited from being above anyone at all
>>570895929>>570896069nice
>>570896401
>>570896413That's just soldier
>>570896239
>>570896247>but all the ults to keep track off at first was really confusing. Also you don't learn about high ground and cover from tf2 because it's just sniper who's a long range hitscan classThis is where coming from Halo helped me ease into OW. Internal clock management, “ability” tracking and map rotation are essential in both.
>>570896478i personally enjoy my troon beheading paid drops for watching OW during pride month
Do you think Shion ever molested Mizuki?
>we want the weeaboo audience>lets add yet another japanese character
>>570895086I am never mad playing Brig, I love her very much and she's so much fun. Been my favorite character since OW1 release back she could shield bash through Rein's shield
Schizo you SUNUVABITCH WHERE ARE YOU
>Shion>japanese themed killer>saying she would bend a knee for poojeet DominaWhy blizzard is so delusional?
>>570895424>>570896950I'm happy that you are happy
>>570895982unironically picked mercy and pocketed my dps/tank staying behind cover, I didn't even knew I could perma fly with guardian angel ability.
>>570896857right on dude
>>570896948>w-w-weeeeaboowe're like 8 anime/capcom collabs deep unc
>>570897121Its hinted that she's being patronizing and giving predatory flattery
>>570897160later I picked zen and started playing more aggresive, few months later I became tankcuck, my mains were rein and sig.
>>570897121
>>570895982I genuinely had no idea what to do or how anything worked in the slightest.Unlike a lot of folks I didn't come from a background of shooters, I generally played RPGs, racing games, fighting games, and platformers.No shooter experience at all, so literally everything was new to me, even just playing in the first person perspective was almost a foreign concept.Took me forever just go get the basics down.
>>570896885All the time, she "trained" him personally remember
I watched streamer cucks for nothing? literally time stolen wtf
>>570896065>>570896247>>570896413
Why do they let you dash out of the motorcycle?
I like how Gengu is so nonchalant about the prospect of being raped in his interaction with Shion. He must have been thoroughly buckbroken already by Mercy
>>570897121>local yakuza bitch vs top 0.001% corpo womanyeah that's how it works
>Mizuki>has the least skins out of the 5 he released with>story is shit and serves to give character to Shion>Sierra got an ultra before him>his skins are shitsad
>>570897413tf2 collab would legit go hard
>>570897567at least Mizuki is the most fun hero out of 5.
am i winning dad?
>>570897568I’m not even a TF2 fan but even I know how well a collab between the two would do.
>>570897743>mauga if his character designer knew what he was doing
shion gets to ride her motherfucking bike out of spawn and has an extra dash and it takes her FARTHER than Vendetta's two dashing abilities, in which one cannot be used directly out of spawn.same with anransame with emre's one abilityand almost the same with sierra's dashwho makes up these balance changes? they clearly don't play this game. ranged characters with more mobility than a melee and they don't need to get into range to kill someone.
>>5708982487s vend cooldown vs. 15s cooldown bike
>>570897743i don't get why blizz will collab with the most random IPs except TF2
>>570898526tf2 is (was) their main competition, and it's way past its prime.
>>570898445this is about the out of spawn nerf, which is based on getting back into the fight too fast.vend's 2 dashes take her a shorter distance than shion's 1 bike, meaning shion now has the exact same problem as vend, along with anran. they can get back into the fight fast enough to run it down.
>>570898656>this is about the out of spawn nerfI know. If vend could use hers on respawn, they would be off CD by the time she needs them again for a fight. Shion will likely not have her CD ready.
So Shion is just Reaper 2.0 but better in every way that's relevant to modern play?
>>570898839No.
>>5708986561. devs are retarded and inconsistent2. it just hasn't been their turn yet on the nerfintotheground train, give it a few.... months
it's as if reaper and cass had yaoi sex and cass got mpreg but turns out he cheated on reaper and shion's actually cass and zen's daughter.
>>570898767shion is not a melee, her bike isn't required for her to get back into the fight. she is ranged and she's has an extra dash on top of that vendetta needs to get into melee range to kill anybody, so she's standing around while shion gets to play the game
>>570898947This post is less autistic than the post saying she's reaper 2.0 but better
First day report
>>570898839did you just watch the trailer? queue it up, she barely tickles tanks compared to reaper.
>>570881710>the removal of meis ice climber suit and its consequencesI’ve never recovered from the reveal that it was actually a heavy jacket and not a poncho over a compression tier thermal.Blizzard spent years releasing brown people and couldn’t release an an HR sexual relief ogre plap dumpster
>>570898839Reaper has better abilities for getting in and out
Shion is boring to play.
Man I'm liking the new hero, the bike thing is really dumb but fun to launch too lol
>>570899290what the fuck are you crying about, she's still a fat disgusting sluggish sow.
probably the best character added since Junomaybe longer
>>570899376high IQ post
>>570898248Blizz is just shitting out lots of heroes to compete with mahvel, balance be damned they gotta get this out the gate every season
They really had to make Shion girlboss Ramattra and make his lookout seem childish and sheltered. They can't make a strong female omnic without patronizing the leader of the omnic resistance.
>>570899769do we know why rammattra put omnics in a coma yet?
Aight she's fun as fuck it turns outAlso I'm beginning to dig this skin, CP collab when?
>>570899838collab never you disgusting pedo
>>570899838>CPsaar...
>>570899838MOOOOOOOODS
>>570899838>cp collabMcCree as Epstein?
>>570899835He was sidelined for this Vendetta crime boss storyline they brainstormed in a cafe.
after playing one too many games against shion im here to say that this has got to be the most overtuned piece of shit in the game thus far>movement utility that does like 20 damage on bump and 100 on explosion>massive aoe for the damage>not only gives great horizontal movement but also vertical because yknow why the fuck not>killing her doesnt despawn the bike, just take 100 damage anyway lmao>gets a second movement skill for no reason>it gives 75 overhealth so that braindead retards can push without having to think about what theyre pushing into (as if the bike didnt already do that)>left click has way too much ammo and not nearly enough falloff for her kit>right click just zens but better in every way>ult is just reapers but better in every way>also gives you a shitton of time to use each chargeso you get mobility, sustained damage, multiple means of burst damage, effective range, overhealth, surely the downside is->250 base healthill pass. no, no its cool, you guys have fun, ill pass. no no no shes really awesome and all that im just like not interested!
>>570899838POLIZIA
>>570900109god imagine those lips around your cock......
>>570899557rookie numbers. She needs to hit the endless summer bulk until she makes road hog look petite
>>570900108skill issue
>>570895982>How did you handle getting constantly flamed for sucking?People didn't do that in the very beginning
>>570900108saar we must compete with marvel what if we dropped 30 heroes at oncet. Aaron Keller
>>570900108high IQ post
>>570900109Cheese Pizza Vendetta
Now that this season is officially a flop, how will the next one save Overwatch?
>>570900567Sombra rework.
>>570900567dmon is going to spread hana wide open
>>570899838>oink oink kys
> flips you offHeh, nothing personnel, kid.
>>570900567barefoot skins for all the galsbulge skins for all the guysboth for venture
>>570900567more ultra skins
i just want a pink and white illari cat maid skin
when does bikini anran come out
>no Widow skin>no Vendetta skin>trash Mizuki skin>no Emre skin>Midsommar Freya skinHard skip
Seeing the Shion players seethe after I throw the game because they tock Shion from me will never not get boring.
>>570900764Retard there’s a summer vendetta skin that isn’t buyable yet
>>570900864just play deathmatch, right now its filled with your kind
>>570900758when lucio balls in your mouth
>>570900902>summer slop
>>570894829>>570894991Shion after getting nano’d
>another hero for support mains
personally i am buying into this completely organic shion outrage and will be leaving a negative steam review where us gamers actually play OW from mainly and not the bnet launcher
>>570900965>I want skins>not like that Your A2 skin? Your fitness trainer?
>>570901231her mythic is such a disappointment especially since voidwalker looks so much better and all mythics are now are just hair or wings change and colors.
>>570901340anon he just wants to complain
>release Mizuki: mask, kasa, short hair>skin Mizuki: long hair, no mask, same kasa
>>570900618Fucking imagine walking into that room at that exact moment
>>570901340That was S2, we're in S3, I want good skins.
>>570901371yes sir i also hate pits feet ass stirrup stocking blonde bimbo illari, how can they do this to the youngest
Imagine unironically flexing your fucking diamond title. And then you go negative anyways
>>570901231>phoenix themed skin>for Illari
SHI (SHE) ON (ON) MY DICK TILL I ORGASM
>>570901697>phoenix>a sun god?
>>570901683bragging rights for ow expired long ago, who the fuck is impressed by rank anymore
I forgot “people” can’t stick to 1 or 2 skins and must consoom over playing the game I only see myself getting the juri SF skin, toga mha skin, and copium kiwi CPER skin (Lucy nor Rebecca fits her) then not bother with anything else unless I get a zzz collab
>>570900109Interlocking fingers with Marzia
The pistols feel kinda like shit. I don't know if I'm supposed to just hold fire or pace my shots so they hit stuff.
>>570876079Shion is so coolanime is so coolher bike is so cool
>>570896751
stadium soj>disruption field can give railgun charge>railgun is up often>slide feels rewarding because you have the railgun charge to make the verticality useful when pushing the enemynormal soj>disruption field is a waste of a skill unless you want to tickle someone for a second before they step out of it>railgun is never up unless you stand there farming charge off of shields/fat targets (read: being useless)>slide feels awful because having the railgun charge to kill with it and being in the correct position to get the most out of it will almost never happen
shi on my cock till i cum
>>570901884My accuracy is better just holding down fire
>>570901884i don't think her guns have any recoil?
>>570901943sounds like a skill issue to me
Shion is hitscan right? Haven’t gotten the chance to play the new season, just that I don’t have any hitscan heroes I like for dps besides maybe Ashe and I don’t find her all too fun
>>570902093she's hitscan in the same way tracer is hitscan so not really hitscan
>>570901927
could they have made the last point on the new map any fuckin smaller and claustrophobic? you can't play like 90% of heroes on that shit.
>>570902223Like shambali monastery second point? Grim if so
>>570902179>click mouse>game scans where my hitmarker istracer is hitscan
>>570902048thats fine, one more reason to never have to play 5v5/6v6 again
>>570902297it's fine. lots of games have fans of side games
Shion is a reddit hero.
>>570902179So shion gets gaped by pharah/echo?
>>570902292i didn't ask bronzie
>>570902436She's one of the few character with interesting voice lines and a mysterious backstory that isn't cookie cutter
>>570902436Reddit hates sexual appeal and anything attractive doebeit
Obake-kun
>>570899838During second season of edgerunners.
>pick mauga>winwhy is this hero so easy mode and why are people so bad at just not standing in front of you?
>>570902468concession accepted
noticing they give all the new heroes third person abilities / subliminal skin selling technique
so the new hero's ult is just reaper's but better in every way?
>>570902818no
>>570902818basically ya
>>570902436no she's quite clearly 4chan hero
>>570902813meds
>>570902179Full-auto pistols are a stupid idea, both in video games and IRL.
I wanna be gaslighted and groomed by shionI wanna get thrown in a cell and be used for her sexual relief when I step out of line
>>570902529>mysterious backstory that isn't cookie cutterIt's a copy and paste Vendetta story mixed in with Rammattra. Shion>sought vengeance>suffered as a war machine>took over the Hashimoto by force>maintained bureaucratic structure>hates most humans/will kill them without hesitationVendetta>sought vengeance>took over Talon by force>maintained bureaucratic structureRamattra>sought vengeance>suffered as a war machine>hates humans/will kill them without hesitation
the live viewer for top 500 games is such a good feature
>>570901231GRIM
>there trying to sell skins! there desperate! they used BOOBS! isn't shion JUST this character but BETTER?! downvote the game NOW
>>570901756>Anran>phoenix
>>570903357idk why ppl are hating on that hair it looks cute on her. honestly would have preferred this in the pass over whatever the fuck genji is
wtf is up with emre's ass?
>>570903132Yes she's supposed to be the mirror of Ramattra. Not much in common with Vendetta though except being in a position of power. I don't even think she took over Hashimoto by force, just scaled the ranks. In the cinematic it's mentioned that there are people (elders) above her.
>>5709026192029?
>>570903363Yes it would make sense for her too but Phoenix is a type of sun god so it also fits Illari. Juno2 will have to wait.
>>570903464She killed a bunch of people to get into power
>>570903464At least read the lore.
>>570903516That's a really weak bridge between the two, most characters in the roaster are killers
>>570903610>That's a really weak bridge between the twoRevenge, mistreatment, seizing power by force and indulging in wealth and power.....is a weak bridge? It's the same exact story. The only differences are that she's an omnic and obsessed with a single human she raised.
>>570903604Nice I hadn't see this ty tyStill, she's not the absolute top dog in the organization
>>570902436She’s probably the first hero that isn’t Reddit slop in the entire game. The original cast was Pixar core, and Queen only gets away with it because she has blue hair, has an australoid accent and is safe horny at a glance by the bluesky crowd. Everyone else is and half the original roster is at least half cut with Reddit
>>570903716>she's not the absolute top dogAre you just refusing to read or something? She is the Hashimoto leader, the new elders can either do what she says or die.
He can’t keep getting away with it
>>570903819That says she's an Elder, which places her at the same level as the other 4 unnamed elders.
>>570903819retard-kun...
dogshit tranny game dogshit tranny company its over we're done with overwatch
>>570903901>>570903935Retards....
>>570903819she's summoned by the other elders at the end of the comicI don't think they could take the freedom to do that if she was the absolute leader
>>570882930they're probably doing this because people figured out how to cheese their regular "play X games" events with cat/d.va deathmatch lobbies, and they needed something to replace them.
>>570903959I'll defend myself by saying I ain't reading any of that shit.
>>570904076I accept your concession.
6v6 makes me wish i had 300 more avoid slots for dps tards
>>570904262Well you don't so keep solo tanking while everyone else is having fun on dps, bitch.
>Kiriko to Shion: His creations reflect our souls, *chuckle* you don't even have one.When did Kiriko become human supremacist?
>>570903462Freja grabs it when they do it missionary.
>>570904345She’s salty about the bike
PRO-CHOICE THEMED SHION SKIN:replaces bike with pregnancy and she shoots out her unborn fetus
>>570904568Powerful
>>570904568I prefer the pro-life skin where Shion is pregnant with our child and we live happily ever after.
this place is almost as cultish as /wowg/
>>570894883It's terrible, almost as bad as lighting Tracer. I'm expecting Blizzard to change it before they actually start selling it in the shop; Mizuki and his jawline buffs showed that they're willing to change looks if they think it'll sell them more skins.
>>570904720Why?
>>570904813that was mizuki's face reveal skin thoughever, they're not going to make ventroon suddenly more attractive 2 years after xer transition
what do we think about the new map?
>buy Street Rebel Wuyang>bundle only discounted by 1235 despite having spent 1900 on the skinWhat the fuck is this shit?
>>570905317it's literally just the tokyo map from rivals
>>570905352they discounted your discount pay piggy
>>570904336they would have fun licking windows too. they do less damage and more deaths than tanks and supports every single time.
>dafran went 1-9 in his first game on shionkek
why does a robot have tits
>>570905641For male sexual gratification.
>>570905449boss baby fucking post goddamn
i bought the summer skin bundle because i wasnt paying attention and only wanted illari
>>570905449Never touched that slop, is it the best map over there?
>>570905641she takes lovers too, if you read the lore. she experiences sexual gratification and wants to be desired, and prefers male human penis. scoffs at ramattra for using the iris as a crutch.
is Marvel Rivals to /owg/ what FFXIV is to /wowg/?
>>570905793>she experiences sexual gratificationwhy would a robot do this
https://youtu.be/xSLlZh9yelk
>>570905864just say you hate women
>>570905910it's not a woman, it's a machine.
>>570905718Mercy put on too much sunscreen
I would ShionI would
>>570905718based paypig
Ball is so fucking aids
>>570905718you should accidentally gift me coins so i can buy a bundle too
>>570903484It’s premiering at anime expo in like 20 days retard kun
>>570902205
Anyone else feel Shion would be a bigger deal if the Hashimoto didn't seem like a joke? Most of what we've seen so far are the low level goons Kiriko bullies.
>>570879560For me the new season is the opposite.I get surprisingly good teams.The only exception are some few troll supports who refuse to heal.
>>570905976There is blood on our hands againFrom the bedroom is where we will
>>570903462
>>570906501Well she's their attempt at making them a serious entity
>>570906401
>"nerf" cat bastion>it's still ridiculousanother season of this shit gg blizz
The new map is awfulFirst point is way too close to the spawn
>>570906956Just delete the cat. No one likes that shitty meme character
>>570906664zamn
>>570906996It's like a Rivals map designed on the Overwatch engine.I don't dislike it but it's too early to say with certainty what is good and what is bad about it.
>rewarding people with more event progress if you play the new character or SojournWhy the fuck would they do that did they think people wouldn't play the new character?
How the fuck am I expected to support my tank when fucking Zen effectively wipes away 30% of his HP instantly? Like that's genuinely so stupid how fast my tank melts because of Discord
>>570907334Your dumbfuck tank needs to break LoS with zen for a couple of seconds.
>>570906945
>>570879182they were simply made at two very different period of the game, both in time and in skin philosophy
nearly every fucking thing in this game can be combated by just using cover, niggers forget it's an fps or something
>>570907490>fpsit's a glorified dress-up sim in its current iteration
Which support heroes would you say are must learn for support mains?
>>570907467
>>570907321>primarily play support in stadium>can only get one game per hour due to queue times and game length>have to play 50 hours this week if I want to complete the event in my preferred mode
>>570907659just play who you find fun. kiri/lucio is the meta in pro but it's a different game at that level
women ruined overwatch
>>570907659ana and kiri
So you have to play 50 matches a week to complete the anima strike event?
>>570908279you don't have to complete it, no
>>570908178trvke
>>570907765
jose ruined /owg/
she didn't need all those donuts
how do you play shion and div characters i dont normally play dps
>>570908680keep the original tits but this ass
>>570908531we need someone to vpn sa and doxx him
>>570908680Are they this scared of Rivals?
this is definitely jq's best skin
How boring do you have to be to ban shion day 1 wtf
>>570908734true
how based do you have to be to ban shion day 1 holy kino
>>570908505
>>570908765>>570908870is it just me or is she really easy to deal with
>can't play DPS because fuck waiting 7m to get a single game because everyone is suddenly a DPS player>can't play tank becauae its genuinely unfun and terrible >can't play support becauae I loathe relying on my team to do anything and I'm totaly helpless to dive Jist can't win with.this game
she's whatever so far. kind of bland and doesn't really bring anything new, but launching the bike is fun
>>570908987uh oh dpsissy meltie
>>570909081I just wanna play Freja, man :(
Shion is FUNSierra is NOT funBecause Shion is a HITSCAN and Sierra is PROJECTILEHITSCAN will ALWAYS be more fun to play that projectile
>>570908756i concur
>>570901683i equip my platinum title because i find it funny when i win against someone that's got a grandmaster/champion title in quickplay.
>Dmon next season>entire season of MEKA loreAnyone else excited?
Big sishttps://x.com/kaedekun1/status/2063253661959311668/video/1
>>570908949
>>570909336No.
>>570909358She wouldn't do that, and his pecker would be tiny anyway.
>>570909196>lose while wearing grandmaster title in quickplay>"gm btw">"guess I'm better than a gm lol">"I thought gms were supposed to be good at the game?"every fucking time
>>570909471I'd just assume you were a mercy main.
>>570908958Im having more success playing her conservatively, i think unless you get the healing bike perk she cant really flank
Immortality Field js such an attrociously broken ability
Where's the Halo collab? Who would be Cortana?
>>570909763Cortana: kirikoMaster chief: kiriko
>>570909374
>round 2 enemy Shion swaps tk Widow and turns in his Ximming deviceI desperately wish they would police this shit intenselyThese faggots genuinely ruin the entire game for everyone
>>570909763Venture
>>570910047don't play fps on console, you fucking retard
>>570910109I don't like sitting at a PC like a.goblin
>>570909763it would be echobut if it actually is kiriko i'll do things
just claimed two easy wins by utilising my superior angles and positioning #yes
>>570908637Her metabolism is fast and she gets lots of physical activity (sex with me).
>>570909763Never. Halo is garbage and killed the genre for roughly 20 years.
>>570908637jose did this
50 matches for the weeklies doneShion counting as double really makes this trivial if you know how to press spacebar upon loading in
First impressions of playing with and against Shion-ult is broken-bike looks extremely janky-otherwise fine
anyone notice the illari mythic has some sexy ass feet? like they REALLY modeled them with care
>>5709107962 minutes per day is not a lot of physical activity.
>>570911627I can last for at least five minutes.
>>570895086Quietly seething that she's not getting a beach skin but I'll keep brigging along.
>>570911298
>>570911583her ult is literally just a more mobile death blossom lol feels like a marvel rivals ult, shes fun tho
>>570911607Yes but they made her face look like a gorilla. If I were an Illari main I'd be seething rn.
they should do a pornhub collab and just get naked tits and ass everywhere fuck that would be awesome
>>570911781>shes fun thoI wouldn't know. I won't be sitting in a 10 minute queue for a 50/50 chance of playing her any time soon.The ult needs to be hotfix nerfed asap and the bike should be more like a Rein dash. Maybe give here the ability to do a slide to turn 90° (wow Akira just like my anime!) and accelerater again but a bike moving like it currently does just looks off.
>>570911942no one uses pornhub anymore unc
Why did they give her a better version of death blossom?
>>570912024It is not a better version death blossom.
why are the queues so long if theres more people playingmakees no sense
>>570912059It is though.
>>570908680>If Netease had a larger say
>>570910041
>>570912145More people playing dps.
>>570912152nuh UH
>>570912160face not mannish enough
So is Sierra any good now?
>>570912278She was always good.You just had to know how to play her.
>>570909763It'll be an ultra skin with Emre as Master Chief and Chernobog as his Cortana.
>>570912168
Jesus Christ they really hate Pharah.
robots can't have sex
>10 minute queueDead game
>>570912734Divine punishment for being a dpstard
>>570912519so true
>>570912558robots don't count
>>570912848Suffer as I have..
Flats edition
Status?
>>570912734my queues are instant, nigga
>Can’t pick Shion, but team is decent>When I finally get to play Shion, my team is absolute dogshitI hate this shit.
>>570913401>>570913401>>570913401
I love it when my team doesn't ban the new hero so my dpsnigger can completely suck at it. really great.
>>570912830
>>570901697>right after giving Ra to Ana>and Zenytta>they give illari the skin named after the Egyptian moon god insteadBlizzard make strange choices in skin allocation.
Wtf? he gave up? First time hearing about this guy outside of owghttps://x.com/Gamin4Hope/status/2065544726095216879?s=20
>>570894661This truly is just a mental illness
>>570916164This has been obvious since the dawn of man.
>>570892701What are they bitching about? They brought back 6v6, why keep reviewbombing?
>>570917681It's been a meme to shit on blizzard for years.
>>570901404Mizuki is fun to play, but I hate his voice and I hate all unmasked skins
