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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Big Run 6/19-6/21
• Splatfest: Speed vs Power vs Technique 7/10-7/12
• Splatoon Raiders Direct 6/30, releases 7/23. Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYR--Ic7Qc
• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Social Media
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP

>Map Schedules, Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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wimy time
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>>570880878
midget woomy
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GGs openers again
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it's my headcanon that Alice browses here regularly and sometimes posts because despite the popular gyaru facade she feels really lonely and alienated living in Tokyo and this is the only time she gets to have a human interaction where she is accepted unconditionally and spoken to candidly
Alice if you're reading this post a four leaf clover emoji on your twitter to give us a sign pls
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>>570880878
A good woomy has been posted in the thread
thread is good.
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Just one week remains until Deep Cut crashes onto the Sphiralite Islands.
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>>570881607
This is June not July
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>>570881824
The comic, you silly goose.
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>>570881370
draw her
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>>570881370
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>>570881925
I would if I could
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i think i like the shark lady
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good night /ink/
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>>570884591
Rest well.
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>>570884591
Good night! Rest well and dream of woomies
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>>570884541
Very nice. Did you make this?
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>>570885616
no, I'm a drawlet
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>>570886803
Did you take this or find it on twitter?
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>>570887317
twitter
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who else listened to kpop while playing salmon run
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>>570886803
hi shiver hiiiiiiii
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>>570886803
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>>570886803
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>>570888153
>>570892757
Stealing both of these. They'll make a fine addition to picrel.
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>https://files.catbox.moe/0q528t.mp4
man...
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>>570896425
iIs this some secret strat where teammates help as little as possible?
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it's only soup
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Do you particularly like seafood?
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>>570898407
:( I’m allergic
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>>570895134
share some more, anon
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>>570898407
>like
fish
cephs
crustaceans
seaweed
>meh
molluscs
>dislike
uni
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>>570900281
Which one would you like? I have a few dozen or so.
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>>570902545
pick a favorite
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>>570902650
Hrm... Alrighty.
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>>570913095
psycho eyes woomy
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>>570913825
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>>570886803
that is not a flattering render at all
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>>570914943
they don't care, raiders isa throwaway spinoff
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blob mains will be drug out to their local pride parades all month
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>>570838249
actually it would be k since its a beeb and he owns that shirt and hair
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>>570916463
keep saying it i'm sure it'll be true this time
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Nintendo FORGOT about SPLATOON.....
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why is there a plsatoon, kirby, mario and vita gens but theres no nintendo gen? where am i supposed to ask if theres a physical xenoblade 2 coming out that i should but instead of getting the switch 1 version
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>>570921881
would you like to try rephrasing this sentence, anon?
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>>570922304
It has been observed that dedicated generals currently exist for franchises and platforms such as Splatoon, Kirby, Mario, and PS Vita. However, there does not appear to be a generalized Nintendo-focused general available for broader Nintendo-related discussion.

As a result, clarification is requested regarding the appropriate venue for inquiries concerning Nintendo products and releases. For example, where should users direct questions related to potential future physical editions of titles such as Xenoblade Chronicles 2, particularly when evaluating whether to await a possible new Switch 2 release rather than purchasing the existing Nintendo Switch version?
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>>570922483
/xgg/ exists, go there.
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>>570922824
no it doesnt
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>>570923121
two gs, not xs, you silly goose.
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>>570923183
i found it
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anyone wanna do a short open?
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>>570923357
Put Frye next to her to emphasize on bitches.
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Put Frye next to me
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>>570916463
Spend advertising money on a throwaway game just how stupid are you?
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>>570923357
This is how Nintendo should be advertising the game
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>>570921881
There's an entire board for the company, it's called /v/.
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>>570921881
You don't want to share a general with /smbg/ or /feg/
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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No yebbies allowed beyond this point
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I haven't beaten a Triumvirate yet.
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>>570934749
>he hasn’t beaten max hazard Triumvirate
Don’t worry, they made a difficulty mode for you in Raiders
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>>570938814
My hope is that Raiders will have Easy, Normal, Hard, and Expert (completion bonus) difficulties.
My fear is that it will only be Normal and Easy.
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>>570940019
>expert(completion bonus)
Why would you hope for locked difficulty modes? They should always be available from the start.
I think it’s very likely to have harder difficulties, considering it’s salmon based and max hazard would grind your average timmy to a fine paste in seconds
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>>570940620
It would be good for replay value.
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they should make it so that when you die twice it locks you into tourist mode and shiver makes fun of you relentlessly for it
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>>570940620
usually the locked difficulties should be ones the devs don't really want people to have a first time experience with, like a really difficult one that requires knowledge of the game.
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>>570940826
You’re foolish
>>570941062
They can do that, have it unlocked by default, and just say so in the description. And most of the time, those modes aren’t even that hard, and it just locks people out of an option they may prefer, especially if they lose their save somehow
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>>570921881
It's called /nintyg/ and every time it gets made it dies in months. /3dsg/ used to exist and I think lasted longer than both /nintyg/ and /wiiug/.
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>>570940620
>Why would you hope for locked difficulty modes? They should always be available from the start.
anon but think of the game journos
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The radio silence surrounding Raiders is driving me to drink.
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>>570943948
just 13 more days
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Did you fuckers forget that Octo Expansion lets you skip literally everything that isn't Inner Agent 3?
>huh, I lost to the boss, oh well, I can just skip it and progress as if I won anyway
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>>570943948
it has a release date and we have a direct coming up
what more do you want
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>>570944297
the one thing i don't understand is why it even gives you the gear for doing that
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>>570944297
Half the people didn't even play splatoon 2 with how many new players we have here now.
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>>570943948
Not knowing every little thing about the game is a good thing, actually.
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>>570944297
Side Order didn't.
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>>570944409
Because skipping gives you Memcakes, yes they're grayscaled, but they're Memcakes all the same, so you're satisfying the requirement to get that DLC exclusive gear, the only thing the grayscaled ones don't do is contribute to unlocking Inner Agent 3, because that fight is the 100% reward.
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I miss the golden toothpick.
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>>570944470
Not the point I'm making, which is that Nintendo isn't above adding babu modes so complete shitters can keep playing even after they've proven their incapability as a player.
>>570944956
Side Order is a roguelite, the game expects you to lose until you can cheat your way to victory with Marina's hacks.
Yes, you can clear the spire without any hacks, but that is clearly framed as an option for experienced players who want more challenge out of Side Order, not for game journalists who'd skip the whole game if they could.
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>>570947209
Who was implying otherwise? Your point seems pointless
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At what point in time does the Raiders fest take place in canon?
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>>570948289
After Grandfest
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>>570948289
Just before Deep Cut sets out to the islands. The fest did a number on their budget and they need some more money.
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>he's going 4-0 in series?
>quick, send the japs
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>>570949014
>pearl couldn't contribute
this is how the rich stay rich.
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>>570949186
>>>couldn't
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Japs aren't unkillable. They are better on average but they are also human players.
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>>570950160
except it's always the same scenario
>queue for series
>balanced winnable matches
>all western players
>very short queue times
>win more than 2 in a row
>team that stuck together drops off one by one
>in queue for 2 or 3 minutes
>next enemy team is jacked up japs on meth
>team is still all western with at least one deadweight
only managed to avoid KO there because you can stall forever on hammerhead. series ended 4-3.
this happened so many times and so predictably to the letter that no one can convince me it's not by design.
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>>570952603
I feel like series games get harder to win if you have a good winstreak going but not because of JPs. That deadweight blaster on your team is a bigger problem than the enemy being Japanese, he would have probably fed free kills and map pressure to the enemy even if the enemy wasn't Japanese.
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>she/they lesbian
A
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down
down
A
A
right
A
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^tranny meltie
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/A\n-\ndown\ndown\nA\nA\nright\nA$/ if you want to unsubscribe from his blog.
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>>570954428
>>570955820
>>570955943
>>570956028
Anything but talking about the game.
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>>570956541
What would you like to talk about anon?
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>>570954428
I can’t image being annoyed by an inkbrush. It’s a total skill issue. It’s far more annoying to be outranged or killed by some aoe shit
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Which would be worse, a blaster with manual detonation, or a charger with a brella shield?
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>>570959840
what would the former even play like?
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>>570959840
useless unless it has eliter range. you already have sblast. charger with a shield would be cancer. blaster is obviously the worse weapon.
>>570960119
probably like the tf2 detonator.
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>570960425
I can in a few mins.
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>>570961079
let me know when
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>>570961364
Can join nao
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>>570961436
opened
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lmao good match
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Repeatedly beating someone who mains the same weapon as you feels so good.
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0/4??????????????
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Our teammates deserved to lose that one for not wanting to play the game.
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ggs wompen some ebic games
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GGs a, getting too spent so I think I'll stop
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>>570955820
Holy seethe lmao
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Bro could not habeeb his eyes. This is why I like sprinkler insta ground paint on dynamo for mobility.
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Anyone want to fish a king or play some open?
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>>570973994
I could fish a king as a snack.
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>>570974586
opening!
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>>570954428
you are a blob main.
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>>570975790
he did say he's in a being annoying competition
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ggs very smooth kingu
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GGs mystery woom! A good woom gets smooth kings
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WHY can’t we CHOOSE what INK COLOR we currently have, WHY is it from the last MATCH we play
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>>570980981
To spite OCfags.
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>>570980981
At least the loading time for booting up the game is nothing.
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>>570980981
the NA tweet implies ink color might be customizable.
>Customize your mechanic to look however you want. There are lots of hairstyles and eyebrows to choose from, and of course a big variety of hair and eye colors, skin tones, and freckles too.
>hair AND eye colors
or it's just worded really weirdly.
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Fresh Salmon at rotation, anyone?
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>>570982628
I'll do a boss or 2
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>>570982628
Okay
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>>570982628
SR 3/4, (You) me if you want in.
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>>570984390
five nights at freddy's vibes
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>>570984151
Knock
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>>570959840
both would be super fun if they are limited
charger that's a blend of squiffer/boozler and undercover would be plenty beatable, it'll inherit the downsides of both while not showing much beyond potential for audacity in return. strong 1v1s, easy to steamroll.
blaster would be kinda degenerate. manual detonation would have to mean that not detonating it should give it at least decent range (otherwise what's the point, switching between luna and blaster ranges is easier by just moving back a bit). even if it doesn't get a blast if you forget to detonate, or if it pierces and requires a double donk from direct and indirect to do meaningful damage, front-loaded ranged damage is still strong on its own and worth using the weapon for by itself already, and then you multiply it by the versatility of effectively having cheap built-in burst bombs in addition to whatever sub you have, and you get a rather annoying weapon to face. you start out with two options both of which are fundamentally strong and promote ratty kinda gameplay, and now balancing team's job is to murder it out by making it shit at everything else, except it's already a member of a class that's shit at that everything else so there's very little overhead.
a more intuitive multi-range blaster would actually be a charging blaster. that way you don't get ranged damage for free, and you also don't get feedback so placing a blast would actually require skill. to prevent it from being a squiffer with a luna taped to it, make it have two rings with no blast before the first one, like stringers, and dial all the mobility sliders down to rock bottom because again, even with limitations imposed, ranged damage combined with multi-range blasts would make it strong. make it pierce too, for donks. would be a fun technical weapon that forces you to engage with its mechanics to be worth it over its classmates, rather than giving you strong options that bypass the entire point like the detonator.
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>>570984908
Opening
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>>570986571
hot damn!
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Which weapons are you looking forward to using in Raiders

Which do you think will be good

Are you looking forward to surfboarding?
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GG's Salmonators!
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ggs fishers
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ggs fimmshes
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GGs mystery woom, spooky woom, and robo woom! Great run
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>>570988008
What else my mains
Rollers, splattershot, jr, blob for when I feel braindead mode time.
But this might change after playing depending on what kind of upgrades I can put on weapons. If it works like SO then a leveled up charger will be
>I am deathwoom destroyer of fish
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>>570988008
Blasters
Splatter Shots
Yes
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>>570988008
All of them.
idk
Maybe.
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>>570988008
all of them, it's a single player game i can actually experiment
probably splatanas (if they're even in the game)
depends on if there's more to it than just going from one place to another and shooting a few enemies
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kurzgesagt had another Splatoon Easter egg in the latest video
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They should make raiders fun.
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>>570991017
Whatever those things are it was at least smart enough to bring a gun to a knife fight.
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>>570991109
It will be.
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I made someone's splatoon OC into a pokemon trainer sprite
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>>570992320
cute!
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>>570991217
they are the voices in your head
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>>570992817
Can't be, the voices in my head say woomy a lot some of them say veemo and that is not a woomy nor a veemo.
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I hear voices in my head
they council me, they understand
they talk to me
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:')
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>>570994979
Pencil with zero kills & four deaths
>checks out
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people that say flar isn't real haven't had 4chan Anonymous on their team
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>>570994979
? post power
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>>570994979
you can take as many screenshots of these as you want, i have five from just yesterday
but then i remember all the times i went 2:14 and feel bad for implying i'm any better :^)
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>>570996416
wtf that's me
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>>570954428
what's it like being gay and retarded Joey
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>>570997096
ask the person above
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>>570997190
retards like Joey are so funny with how much he channels into a waste of time
what's your funny retardation?
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I feel so lonely without my woomy.
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>>570954428
>>570997096
>>570997190
How does this affect you?
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>>570997103
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>>570997467
Instead of playing the game this guy spends 30 minutes everyday reporting plaza posts hoping nintendo will ban the player and hoping some underage on twitter posts a screencap of their ban and crying about it. this guy is a full grown adult.
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>>570998148
10 minutes at most if I'm taking my time, and it's a small price to pay to not have troon shit show up on walls in my matches
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>>570999253
why not change your lobby language though
you should be able to do it right now
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>>570999253
turn off plaza posts you obsessed nigger
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that's just wiping crumbs on the floor instead of actually cleaning.
someone's gotta do it.
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>>570999367
No because it shouldn’t be there to begin with.
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>>570999367
>Thinking leaving troon and retard posts up is fine
How about you go commit Octoling-water and fuckin' stop stealing the planet's oxygen, you giga-faggot?

>>570999767
>>570999727
Based.
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>>570999359
like, from when i last looked, the only thing you miss is the le funny relatablexd posts, even the western artists jumped to the jp plaza where theres way more art
reporting more than likely does nothing because jp companies always just only listen to mass report spam (since that's how it tends to work in jp culture), and it doesn't even hide on your end properly, so it feels a bit pointless to do
by staying in the na region you're only giving them a populace to speak to
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>>571004039
Why are also the protags so expressionless?
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>>571004269
nothing to veemo about
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>>570999253
God hates fags
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when matchmaking fatigue becomes too much I like to turn to some more cerebral games
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whoa guys don't post all at once!
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>>570997519
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>>571021293
grotesque
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anyone wanna play some open?
or even fish a king?
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>joey AND octo aori defending each other
https://youtu.be/3lfczBPS4c8
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>>571026072
Lmao what? Schizoing much? Also why the fuck would anyone side with this "Joey" person whoever they fucking are?
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>>571021293
cute
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Soon™.
When they're done with raiders they'll finally get to the backlog of stuff they have ready for 3.
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>>571027767
challenge is league
stop pretending to be retarded
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>>571027767
Ohhhh yes, I loved when one person had to go so then you had to just kinda give up because it's awkward to have to boot one more person to play as a pair yessssss it was SO GOOD!
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>>571027767
You'll have open as your league replacement and you will like it (as you have to fill for a 3-man premade vs a full premade)
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>>571041169
>implying it's not casual father and son twin plus two freelancers vs full tourney-level team chatting over discord
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Afro for squids but it’s a giant jiggly triangle shape
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>>570948289
Unless specified otherwise, time in Splatoon progresses at the same rate as it does in real life, Raiders may have been announced first, but we're not actually getting it until after the Splatfest wraps up.
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>>571032740
Not him but no it fucking isn't lmao
You could play League Battle whenever you and at least one friend were up to it and not just on a more infrequent basis than Salmon Run early in S2. Anarchy Open doesn't count either because it ruined the mode for casual solo queueing further than not having League Battle at launch already did.
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>>571045228
evil
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>>571048706
just because it's different doesn't mean you're allowed to hate it
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>>571048706
>it ruined the mode for casual solo queueing
...?
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>>571049153
dont like that but good art
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>>571049153
did you do this by the way
i liked it
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>>571048706
series is the casual mode...
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>>571055254
ye, ive been trying to draw even just a dumb doodle at least once a week to keep up the practice, glad you like them
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If Callie untied her floppers, how long would it take for her to trip over them?
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>>571049624
Read the rest of the sentence you fucking retard, Anarchy Open should have been the less tryhard mode but they decided it would be good to have it actually affect your rank and to have it be the only way to online matchmake the ranked mode with friends for nearly a year
>>571059343
Series is 100% sweatier than Open because you just have to be lucky enough to be put onto a competent group of players that have decided to stick together since you'll likely be fighting the same
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>>571062895
Instantly
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>>571063450
anarchy open barely affected your rank, you would have to play a fuckload to actually rank up or derank purely from open
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Will Raiders be mid?
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>>571063956
even now it still doesn't, in S+ the required winrate to climb is what, 40%? since you gain 20 and lose 13
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>>571064978
sexo
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>>571064978
burnt muffin
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>>571062895
this is not fucking brawl
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>>571068419
splatoon 4 adds tripping
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>>571069070
Sliding. New main ability where you can you can keep momentum from swiming and keep moving at a fast speed while firing.
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Hydra will always be a liability
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Blaster nerfs were not nearly enough
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>>571073721
Just don't get close or static
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>>571073157
Yes, it has been the worst backline in the series for 3 games straight, no need to state the obvious.
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>>571069667
anon in: how to make mini (and all charging weapons in general) 100% unviable 101
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>>571075406
Good.
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>>571069667
Isn't this just deadlock?
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>>571075791
>let's take our ostensibly movement shooter that features a wide variety of weapons with different kinds of preferred movement and trash every single one of them in favour of one universal mechanic that overwhelmingly favours one weapon class
>and invalidate the series's core turf mechanic even more because fuck it, it's been holding our inner gorillas back for too long
titanfall is a good game but splatoon is not, can not and should not be titanfall
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>>571077201
>titanfall is a good game but splatoon is not
true
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i think splatoon SUCKS
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>>571078373
oh yeah well i think (You)r woomy st/ink/s!
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one day i hope splatoon is half as good as woomies are
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>>571074943
Stop using it Broy
I hate you
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I should play more hydra so /ink/ will hate me instead.
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I should play hydra
>lose all games despite having positive kds
>don't know how to push when outranged
never mind
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okay which one of you fucks are gonna show up in this video
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>>571080823
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>>571080823
oh good, a highlight reel of 14yos having a falling out and deciding it should be a public shame-a-thon, and others with savior complex deciding to jump on it for clout
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>>571080823
all me ggs
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Do you think we'll ever get idols that are genuinely awful people?
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12 days until the Raiders Direct.

what are your hopes and dreams
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>>571083051
they show multiplayer
they announce 4 for next year
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>>571083051
Nothing, I'm buying the game anyway so I'm just waiting for the game to drop.
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>>571083051
endless mode for that dungeons thing and an actually hard difficulty option
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Is there anything they could do at this point that could get you to cancel your plans to get it?
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>>571085563
If the Squid Sisters or Off the Hook are involved in any way other than brief cameos or mentions I will not be buying.
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>>571085563
If switch 2 emulation suddenly became a thing, unless there is actually anything locked behind co-op.
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>>571082532
Pearl is already this. I saw Pearl Houzuki at a grocery store in Barnacle & Dime yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be unfresh and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, bruh?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Booyah?” but she kept cutting me off and going “booyah? booyah? booyah?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of mayo in her hands without paying.
The woomy at the counter was very nice about it and profreshional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and tried scanning it through multiple times, she stopped her and told her to put them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by screaming really loudly.
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>>571085563
They announce it was made using ai.
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>>571085563
frye has a boyfriend.
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Okay, wild idea. What if the past theme of 4 has the hub take place in the Octarian domes and as an inversion of 2 and 3 we see Inklings heading to Octarian Civilisation and the guy who runs the news and is the idol this time is DJ Octavio? Also to explain the Zapfish being in the hub zone it's like, the Inklings and Octolings alternate usage of it every week.
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Getting hot in Splatsville
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out of all the people that left why couldn't you
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>>571083051
Big boss that aren’t just salted variants of normal boss dalmonkd. King Salmonid showing up in some sort of apocalyptic level scenario
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>>571088124
>nails
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>>571083051
im hoping to see how they're making it different from salmon run because i dont like salmon run
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>>571087790
Bringing the surface to the octos would be cool but we better get that trademark leather bondage gear and sanitized octo customization
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>HAPPY PRIDE! GENDERFLUID!! Any/All/Xe/Xer/It/Its/Storm
A
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down
down
A
A
right
A
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>>571089189
you can look at all available trailers and pretty clearly tell this game is nothing like salmon run other than the fact you are shooting fish
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>>571089445
how do i filter this schizo
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>>571089651
here's your filter >>570956028
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>>571089560
oh i'm not worried per se, but at the same time we haven't seen very much that isn't "open area with salmon" other than what, the one picture that looks like ink rails with the bot locked into place and the squid rings?
considering salmon seems to be a level type, i'm interested in seeing the other types of levels
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>>571089739
how do I apply it, I'm a newfag
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I kinda find these kinds of posts funny from time to time. I'd rather see them than not. It's not like they're gonna effect me
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I saw a drawing of Squidward eith makeup and the text “queer lives matter” and you better believe I did the report combo.
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wow, is this really what's going on in the server?
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>>571092397
Anon, this was two years ago
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>>570944297
So what you're saying is kold didn't even beat OE he skipped all of it makes sense
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>>571088594
Just ignore it they only drew one
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S1 Octavio > Mr. Grizz > Inner Agent 3 > Overlorder > S2 Octavio
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>>571083051
A damn good reason to blow 75 dollars on these
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>>571099120
the look in their eyes is all i need
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Anon dont forget
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>>571086719
hearty chuckle
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i'll wait until raiders and the switch 2 go on sale.
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>>571101487
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>>571101487
>Switch 2 goes on sale
BUWHAHAHAH
Anon its going UP $50 in September
Yeah it'll go on sale at what is full price in June
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inb4 raiders releases with physical key cards
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>>571101487
you'll have better luck waiting for switch 2 emulation
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>didn't make it to s+10
>but still maintained my S+ rank

desperate to get people to stick around huh
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>>571102831
just means you got a high enough x rank
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>>571102831
top 3k in any x mode gets a free pass. its also why series and x are really hard at the start of the season because the only people in s+ are the grinders and the top3ks
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>>571101487
LOL
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>>571102970
Just 3k?

shit I was in 1800's with just 2080 in tower control
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>>571103605
Used to be top 1000 before they changed it later to that.
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So how is everyone? It's too hot to be out here, I wish for cold flops around my neck.
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Successfully performed the Snakehands manoeuvre.
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>>571089960
something tells me we haven't seen a significant part of the game yet, so far it's just been very ambiguous with the marketing, the same few areas over and over.

i hope the direct actually shows what the story is about, the boss salmons and the subterranean areas with the squid rings.
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>>571104068
I am injured and trying to survive through the weekend.
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look at this fat frye i found
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>>571104068
same here, but at least there was a cool thunderstorm
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>>571105476
To many food fest
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>>571105359
If you don't mind me asking, what's the injury? I hope you do survive the weekend and get better.
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>>571105673
I fell down my stairs and almost lost my eye
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>>571105673
I slipped and my knee popped out and back.
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>>571105673
emotional damage
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>>571104068
Pretty alright, heading out to buy me some burgers and beer for the night.
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>>571105673
I do mind. im thankful for your concern but you dont need to know every detail about my life.
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>>571104068
Wishing my brain wasn't made of rotting pea soup so I could have fun drawing.
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whos excited for big big run
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>>571108362
I'll miss half of it but when I can I will be heckin fishin.
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>>571105765
I'm glad you didn't lose an eye.
>>571105823
Does it feel off in anyway? At least it popped back in but must've felt weird.
>>571105887
Blessings of Wooms upon your journey.
>>571107315
Fair enough bosswoom. Heal up, Grizzco needs everyone this weekend.
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my woomy broke every bone in her body
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anyone wanna play some open?
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Short open going up
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>>571109441
Sure thing.
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>>571109441
aye
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3/4
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>>571109671
lemme in
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>>571109649
>>571109790
Opening
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Has /ink/ cured your internal sadness?
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>>571110068
no but i've also still yet to play with /ink/ because i'm much too scared of underperforming
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>>571110068
Maybe. I get a little sad when I don't play with ink reminds me of the two years going solo in splat 3
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>82.11% of the playerbase hates this
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>>571110068
unironically yes
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>>571110068
The sadness will always be there but /ink/ adds a little happiness to it.
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GGs openers
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GGs open
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ggs wompen
I could play more if anyone wants.
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GGs openers!
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>>571112935
I'm up for some more. Just gonna stay fresh by hyrdating
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>>571113252
Make room whenever ready.
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>>571113350
room open
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>>571113474
ill play for a little longer too
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open 3/4
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THIS WAY!
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>>571113627
i’ll play
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>>571114308
opening
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>>571110068
Sort of. I’ve kind of accepted that I’ll never fit in anywhere. I’m that ceph you’ll see type in discord every three months even though I’m on everyday, but barely talk because I don’t want the veteran members to think I’m a retard
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fastest remake in splatsville
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>>571114873
There's a discord?
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>>571115726
all are friends only
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>>571115726
no
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>>571110068
In a sense, yeah. At the very least it makes me not regret getting into this series.
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>>571115726
Better not, the fr*nch parasite is still infesting it.
Don't bring him back here
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>>571114873
>but barely talk because I don’t want the veteran members to think I’m a retard
Same
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GGs openers, getting too sleepy to keep playing
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>>571117684
Veemo!
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GGs open
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>>571117684
The "annoying narcissistic loser" starter pack
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>>571117949
Good call. I am getting the bed time woomies.
GGs Openers, thanks for joining me.
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ggs everyone else bgs to myself
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BGs (I wasn't there).
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>>571117684
Complete the set
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>>571117684
I don't get it
Is it a reference to a specific player? E-celeb I don't know? /ink/ lore I missed?
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Stop bringing attention to him, he craves that.
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WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
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>>571119324
harmony
harm the harmony
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>>571119324
Memories of nobody important we want to forget
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>>571119324
Sex with this creature.
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>>571119796
Don't worry Harmony already forgot what we were talking about
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I'll never forget
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what happened to all the harmony likers
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Goodnight /ink/
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>>571121676
They got too close she vored them
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Woomy help! My legs are cramping as soon as I am about to sleep!
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>>571121868
Cod I wish that were me
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>>571122082
drink water dummy
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>>571122329
But woom, I've been drinking water. I just sweat a lot. Today was in the 100s
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have you ever seen a mullet woomy wearing anything other than those glasses in the wild? i swear, it's either those or the black sunglasses version with them, always.
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>>571123481
also the thumbnail makes it look like she's an office lady with big boobs (turned sideways)
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>>571121760
good night anon
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>>571121760
Blessings of the Woomy upon your dreams!
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>>571121760
Good woomy.
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>>571121868
Ahah imagine being eaten alive and digested by a pretty petite girl, you squirming inside as the acid eats away at your flesh
You scream for help or mercy but all that does is make her burp the little air you had left
The lack of oxygen makes you fall asleep as you dissolve in her belly
You wake to the sight of her cute bum as she wipes the rest of you and takes a last glance before making you disappear into the sewers by pulling the flush
You noticed her legs were a little thicker thanks to your sacrifce, you feel fulfilled even as you are discarded
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>>571124145
stfu?
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>>571124145
keep going?
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This looks like putz >>>/ck/22071292
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>>571124734
least obvious ai shit
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>>571124145
Why don't you just fantasize about being trapped in between sweaty buttcheeks like a normal person
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>>571124145
Yuta needs to draw this, anon you should commission him.
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>>571124734
fatty = putz
food = rainmaker
chinaman = bad teammates
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>>571124734
Can't believe putz rejected bonniesplat his biggest fan...
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>>571126525
You still lost buddy



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