Previous: >>570894015>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570917532Laisu a cute
Digitan LOVE
>>570917639I have that exact same tablet
>run Falco card >only hint she ever gives me is Second Wind and never any of the three greens for CM15Hate this dumb bitch
>>570917630yes
>>570917743banahyde gives 3 greens for this cm
>>570917743this but restart
Tachyon LOVE
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>>570917661Love this cutie.
I'm tired. I'm going back to running my comfy 2spd 3wit riko. 2wit is just too inconsistent for capping.
>>570918182
Stego cute.
Going to sleep now, good night babies. Love you!
>>5709184363 wit (Fine+2SR) isn't even consistent for capping
>>570918521Good night mommy
>>570918436realif you already have a gold (that is not PoC) you can def afford it (assuming front)
>>570918627I consistently don't get wit rainbows with 3 wit cards
>>570918296We need to accelerate faster
>>570918182Maya will never look like this!
Gran cute.
>>570918742Imagine a world where Maya had tits like Inari One or Marvelous Sunday
Kitasan's wife>>>>>
if i can't get a workable dober parent soon im giving up on cm15
>>570918907lol
>>570916715You can also cap speed with 0 speed cards who fuckig cares
>>570918907concubine you mean, rapist even
>>570918907I don't see Sweepy in this image though
D-suwa
>>570918615I am Siriusly weak to Sirius abs…
/uma/ is a Smart Falcon board
junior yearits scheduled for a g2 race, but 4supports that havent filled friendship are on gutswhich one smart man
>>570918835>Gran never lost to another umamusumeFUARK
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE STAM RYAN PARENTS?????????
>>570918907funny how fags keep trying to ship this two even though they barely interact during AI's career, I still remember the meltdown some of them had kek
>>570919162But what if Efforia
DON'T call me "bwo"DON'T call ne "nonny"and do NOT call me "cutie"you will refer to me by name and name ONLY
>>570919162Just wait for Admire Mars or エフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフフォーリアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア
>>570919162She's so erotic, that innocent face with that revealing outfit is a nasty combo.
>>570919321i will respect your wishes, retard-sama
>>570919321okay name and name ONLY
>>570919321okRulerChinpo
>>570919321Only cuties don't want to be called nonny bwo
Air Shakur won't brick your account
>>570919321Gwocho...
I give up for cancer cup. I haven't even tried to train the hog
>>570918835Good miling, mile bro!
good morning I hate mares and women
>>570919412>innocent face
>>570919718OHAMILE
>>570919718ohamile wouldn't rape me
how common are straightaway spurt tracks in long TTs
>>570919425>>570919417You think you're funny, huh? Think you're hot shit, is that it? I'll kill you. I'm gonna KILL you.
>>570919817>TTevery race should have a final straight
>>570919321rulerSHIT
>>570919072how?
What running style should I be using on my debuff bots for cancer cm? Just go for the usual late style or do I make them end closers so they can hit the enemy end xoguris?
I SET MY PROFILE SUPPORT CARD TO KITASAN FOR A SCREENSHOT AND FORGOT TO CHANGE IT BACK SO I MISSED OUT ON A MONTH OF REWARRRRRRRRDS!
>>570919784Never say never
>>570919138I see your attempts to fit in with /vm/ have failed
>gay manga girl and straight sports girlis it legal to ship mejiros among themselves
>>570920174I...I won't fuck my trainee. Not even a titfuck. It's improper.
>>570920230But its scheduled...
>>570920174Maybe I should go to German
dude
>>570920108It's comship
>>570920334
>>570920293anon? what happened?
>>570920334anyon...
>>570920334HEY HEY TOREPIIIII 6 7!!!! 6!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!
>>570919802FUCK YOU
>>570920108>hears McQueen acting completely normal about her own interests and being willing to hear her friend talk about whay she likes>"fangirl side"Is Dober stupid on purpose?
>>570920334I didn't know this mission exist
I'm safe for this week, right...? It's so hard to get 810k now... I don't want to make TT umas again when I'm going to have to make them three weeks later anyway...
>>570918978so you are just retarded
>>570920590we have been 9 months into MANT and you haven't made TT umas what makes you think you will update them as soon as we get a new scenarioyou'll be fine
>>570920262I don't remember allocating sex in our work schedule wtf
>>570920108that fat slut is probably busy sucking off the whole baseball team instead of training
>>570920689>we have been 9 months into MANTanon?
>>570920662bros... I think I'm falling in love with the miletard..
>>570919321Hmm, nyo
>>570920689because that's exactly what I did in MANT instead of training for a longslop CM?
and I'm closing the thread so I won the argument
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>570918182trvke
>>570920807>>570920481
Latam remembered they have their own horse and started making art of her again because of the world cup.
>>570920729You better not
>>570920857>>570920967what's up with the grain filter
>>570920747me when I lose the argument
>>570920704ANON NEIN!
>>570920993Wife
>>570920997>heart backgroundyeah I think I love her
>>570920707rude. what'd she ever do to you to deserve that?
>>570921075
>>570921131she's so cute but I don't even know how long a mile is
hey
>>570921208longer than a sprint but shorter than a medium
>>570921095>implying 4chan wasn't always about wanting to be a cute girl
>>570921091tattled on her sister sucking me off instead of training
>>570921260not now Kaichou...
>>5709212083 mile is 4,800 meters
>>570920027it's part of the mirules to greet your torena first thing in the morning with a smilenothing more, because rape is not a mirule commandment
>>570921285but that's mejiro ardan
>>570921360Seiun Sky kisses...Seiun Sky hugs...Seiun Sky hand holding!!!
>check email before bed>out for delivery email from ebay>Uma artbooks got flown across the world in 3 days
>>570921468
hey no horny
>>570921420neat
>>570921609is this the famous uma attack
>>570921318mhm. And which sister was that, exactly?
>>570921434I wanted to reply to this >>570920856
>>570921609my pov when all the good umas are already taken and i'm left with the mob umas
Yae
Was /vm/ always that bad? I just checked their thread and it looks like shit.
and Machitan put the stones in the doorbut what did El do?
ryan LOVE
>>570921959you should stay there anon, fuck off
>>570921959They have an annoying thread warden
>>570921941>shark movieDaring Heart mentioned!!!!!!!
What's the chance of negative race outcomes if you race with 0 energy for the 1st race or the 2nd race in a row?Is it significant or only once you hit that 3rd race?
>>570921095
>>570921959Tables have turned
>>570922049Puffy
>>570921959they have hall monitors that sperg out over every little thing
>>570921959>>570922035Go back
I wanted a generic Dober parent for GL and that's what I gotShit whites but that's what borrows are for
>will never be mauled by stinko, shakur and turbowhy live
>>570922173Yaeno Muteki...
do they add more races to the scenariosdo they update the older scenarios so they can also be used to make strong umas or is it only 'run the most current scenario'
We know due to the amount of food consumed by umas that they likely have a far higher caloric intake compared to humans.This would very likely also extend to newborn umas.This however means that uma breastmilk would need to have a different composition compared to human breast milk.With a different composition, likely the taste of the milk would also be different
>>570922378hey I know you're doing that on purpose the hall monitor was Bamboo
>>570922431Not only the taste, but texture as well. Probably very thick and creamy, almost buttery.
>>570922413>do they add more races to the scenariosthey do add more races, in particular dirt races>do they update the older scenarios so they can also be used to make strong umas or is it only 'run the most current scenario'URA and Unity get updated but only the latest scenario matters for competition because of SP creep
>>570922413old scenarios do get updates but usually the latest one is the best for making aces. MANT will stay good for making parents however
Stego is so so so so so so so so so so so so so os os os so sos o so so so so so cute.
>>570922431>uma breast milkmy bet is that they lactate just far more than a human woman. just one more aspect where marrying a trainee is superior to ningen
>>570922556>MANT will stay good for making parents howeverOnly for one scenario and that's if they don't give us affinity rework
>>570920436He went to German...
>>570922687
>>570922003>>570922221Sametard
it is definitely a spark that exists
>>570922431>>570922760will suzuka's children just straight up starve without formula?
The /vg/ population tripled or something, even the avatarfags are here.
>>5709229579am in burgerland anon, comfy hours are over
>>570922957gwo discovered timezones
How significant is 3 speed?I can either train wit and end with 1197 speed and get an extra 48 wit and 12 skill points or train speed and just 1200 speed. Power is already capped
>>570923219wowthink for your self my man
umabuse
>>570920436He played scissors, paper, rock
>>570923219if you already have distance S you can disregard that 3 speed it does nothing
>need stam parents for GL even for mile>got 0 3* stam MANT, only speed, power and witWhat should I do?
>>570923269rice deserves it
would this be fine for smaru? 14pw 2wit sparks
>>570923285Wait, we need stam parents even for miles? That's a relief if so. I managed to get a 3* stam roll on a parent run I was doing for miles and I was like wtf am I gonna do with this shit
>>570923285>need stam parents for GL even for milebut /uma/ told me to get 9* speed parent
>>5709234161600 speed gets your umas all tired
Supah Creeku
>>570923291Don't say that...
>>570923372yeah you just need to reach about 800 stam +corner recovery for Smaru and thats at worst a couple stam clicks in summer if youre unluckyDo pick corner recov though, triple 7 carryover is dogshit when vborb exists
>>570923440>listening to /uma/retardbet you pulled for Fine Motion too
>>570923557thanks fren
could i reuse this for cancer?firm and spring dont work but right, ttl and dd/pp should be pretty reliable to proc gw right?
>1/4 MANT CM plat so far>3 2nd placeHopefully casuals come back during GL holy shit
>>570923440Speed sparks are a meme and are only good for ratepadding. What people don't want you to know is that you WILL struggle to even hit 600 if you don't have a good amount of stam sparks.
>>570923684don't think so. pp/dd are super duper level cope and should not be accounted for.
>>570923684Bit understammed but yeah, join >>570918217
>>570923741>he thinks anyone other than abused Japanese salarymen come BACK to a game they got sick oflollmao
Can I get some cute Taikis? preferably of the camping variation?
>>570923684DD can proc pretty late too making the gw useless. Also a bit understammed so it's too cope for me, maybe with focus or 2 greens
What's your response?
>>570923809
>>570923972>That's you Ulala
>>570923440After 1200 each speed point is less importantIt's stamina>>>>power>guts for GL unless you are using a stamina card
>>570923923
>>570922410I love this dork fatso so much
>>570923995
>>570923592Isn't this sexual harassment wtf where is Tazuna??
>>570924097SAME
>>570923741Casuals left to become tourists and secondaries and they stay that way forever
can't you use mlb creek with 2 spd cards and speed sparks instead of stam sparks?
>>570924124>>570923995How are they talking simultaneously in Japanese and English? Spooky...
>>570924161>ring
>>570924225only when trainers do it, umas can do whatever they want with you
>>570924254everyone here got gaslighted into getting FM instead of Creek without knowing they will be permaborrowing wit Teio
>>569394973 taking other cryer requests!
>>570921609don't horses huddle around you when you lay on the ground because they think there's something wrong with you
>>570924397>wit teiofirst time i've seen this card mentioned. wtf did i miss
>>570924415orfe
>>570924264Who knows?
>>570924536don't worry about it babe
>>570924536You've been out for a while then. Someone here's been trying really hard to gaslight anons about the Teio card. Just ignore him.
>>570924415trainer-san
>>570924397woahis it finally creekGODS's comeback?
>>570924536it's the other PoC card, only makes sense on kitasan
>>570924701you're really good at playing along anon anyway we don't have any long CMs for GL (except arima kinen, but that's not really a long)
>>570924567
>various media filled with uma x ningen propaganda>from uma not-precure for kids to late night shows that is somehow also targeted to teenagers instead of adults?
>>570923809>>570923980What's the drama about
>>570925356NIGGA HOW ELSE WOULD UMAS BREED IF NOT WITH NINGEN THERE ARE NO MALE UMAS
http://poal.me/cm7241http://poal.me/cm7241http://poal.me/cm7241
あなたとのbabyがほしいです。Guess that uma
>>570925356Umas control society and media. They've brainwashed Earth into thinking trainerxtrainee is the god's greatest couple.
>>570925408You send her off to l'arc with another trainer and she loses and gets extremely pissed at you to the point where she nearly breaks your wrists.
>>570925550it is though?
>>570925356That propaganda is for the trainers so they more easily give into their trainees. Trainer rape incidents have fallen off a cliff after 50 years of the trainer brainwashing campaign.
>>570925591Isn't that Sirius' story? Did Orf get send to France without his trainer IRL?
>>570925640>"how do we reduce trainer x trainee rape... hmmmm..">"i know let's just make it consensual"It's so brilliant.
>>570924415I missed the NYDictus one and can't find it...
This might be the worst final shop ever.
>>570925771they swapped out ikezoe for a frog jockey
>>570925771>Did Orf get send to France without his trainer IRL?Ikezoe (his jockey) wasn't there with him, and the jockey that they put on Orfevre whipped him, something Orfevre didn't like at all. They put that french fuck on Orfevre twice, for some unholy reason.
>>570923529Supah Sexu
>>570925356>late night showswhich ones?
When will they be playable?
is ikezoe the guy they call if it's a YADDA horse? is that his speciality?
>>570926296He deals with temperamental horses, yes.
>>570925489Dia
https://x.com/bitterincense/status/2066955380215755228
>>570926296yep
Lore wise, I kinda wish horse girls were born by complete happenstance instead of being guaranteed to be born if they're from an uma mother. It places some completely unintentional undertones about parents trying to make athlete babies. Plus, the expectation that you should want to race if you're a horsegirl is odd because most horses aren't racehorses either. Poorly thought out lore, gonna make a video essay on it
>>570919227they've pretty much given up entirely on trying to force the kitasan harem thingwhich is good, because it was always stupid
>>570926449>that namewhat the fuck, it's him again?
>>570926508only racehorses are isekai'd
>>570926508Any deeper thinking about uma lore is invalidated by Cygame's philosophy of "Don't think about it too much"
>>570926449I love Sweepy now
>>570926508>unintentional eugenics undertones>unintentional>from the game about the sport catering to rich old fogies gambling addictions
>>570926449hey i know that guy i raced him in a room before
>>570926573Then why the fuck is Haru there?>Haru did races...Calling that loser a racehorse is an insult to the sport.
Which uma cums purely from sucking her trainer's cock?
>>570926517well, cygames didn't help them either making Ai very fondle to her trainer
>>570921959it's where the turbo UNFUN autists reside and thank god for that>>570921210hey
>>570925356Oy neigh you're not supposed to notice
>>570926449Twitter has ruined people, man. If I see something I don't like, I'm not gonna post about it on social media so that other people, who i presumably respect in some way and who share my values, also see it and get annoyed by it. I'm gonna post funen_gomi_m foot porn instead
>>570926723racehorse is not a pro horse athlete it's a member of the throughbreed / racehorse horse raceimagine a world where only white people are isekai'd, even retards would be isekai'd because the rule is that only white people are isekai'durara isn't even that much of a shitter, she's in tracen after all
>>570926850hey!
>>570926449...should trainees be in leotards?
thoughts on the GAME THEORY that sweepy is actually smart and was merely pretending to stall because she knew the other horses would get restless in the gates
>>570926991Horses are smart but they don't have the capacity to plan intricate schemes.Like most small brain animals, complex emotional intelligence is inherently selfish and they don't take other animals into account.
>>570926870Social media gets people hooked to the feeling of being outraged and has degraded society as a wholeUmamusume
>>570926449Sex with Nishino Flower!
>>570927394that's a literal juvenile
I've joined a few lobbies for this cm and the Yaeno Muteki card shows up a lot, is "It's on!" that good of a skill?
>>570927348>Social media gets people hooked to the feeling of being outragedSkill issue. Social media for me is just cute anime/animal pics, porn, gacha machine trackers and a little gaming news.
>>570926508dont use my sweaty tachyon clip for your shitpoststhank you
>>570927540it's good and the muteki power card is also quite good in general, though i would rather use Pasa for Fronts/Pace and Killer turnes
>>570927693>[thing] is the norm>but what about MEI hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>570927540I'm not very good at the game, but back in unity everytime someone shoots up 3-4 positions from 1 proc it's from that skill
>>570927747you are not coolchu zhao
>>570927540it's mostly for securing overtakeit's just gold Ramp Up
Why does my giant Dia doll glow in the dark
>>570927827i posted it here that makes it mine
>>570926449Twitrannies seethe as they can't block anything they don't like outside of twitter
>>570927852you came on it too muchtry cumming inside next time
>>570927540Having max hint discount on ramp up, tail held high and homestretch haste is nice
I have thought about this dumb theory lately.Kaneko didn't actually take back the rights of Deep Impact and King Kamehameha at all, and there are reasons we haven't seen them officially appear: 1. They are this game's emergency button when the game enters in its EOS phase. 2. They will only be added if Japan wins the L'Arc.3. Kaneko wanted everything about those umas to be as kino as possible and Cygames is still struggling to create them.
>>570927958I'd never get seduced by my trainee's shitty tits and thighs
>>570927775It's unfortunate lack of skill is normal
>>5709280584. The game sucks and Kaneko has self-respect
>>570927437>the chime that plays when fate is altered plays when she has a nightmare about you leaving herCygames really laying it thick there (the original jockey got swapped out after he kept getting 2nd place and no wins)
>>570928058>>>>>if Japan wins the L'Arc
>>570926449>>i just figured out what this means and now im upset>literally just a trivia about Air Groove listening to Chopinhttps://youtu.be/9E6b3swbnWg>"I listen to classical music to relax">"GRRRRRRR"I don't get it. Is there something Verboten about Chopin or classical music in general? Like if you're not degrading yourself by listening to shit, you're some chud?I'm confused: Pretty Derby.
wahey
>>570919802YELLOWER
>>570927540On MLB clicking her hints give you max discount on useful the meta skills, which also automatically prunes it from the pool too. It's On is only good to take if you get the hint for ramp up. It's a decent statstick too
>>570928349This is my least favorite /uma/ poster.
pull for her
>>570926870tumblr dying
>>570928454I LOVE BURUMA
>>570926870I am such like-minded individual and I share your values, neichabro. Would goon to your xitter reposts every time out of respect
>>570928659Have alittle joy and whimsy in your life
What's your twitter?I want to follow me fellow torenas
should i take petrifying gaze on sweepy?its 250sp (why yes i maxxed out the skill books on it)
>>570928709Vivlos sexo
Hey
>>570928967nyess
>>570928697No thanks, Im not into autistic nerdy goth girls with huge asses
I don't like the idea of dedicated debuffersespecially ones that work better the worse you make your uma (dom)
>>570928952I do nothing but repost porn, ai-slop included. You don't wanna follow me.
>>570929021I wish I was Vivlos so I could destroy this nonny's pelvis and get creampied
what if golshi dies before doto
>>570928297That is a reference to the last foal Air Groove that was named Chopin, she died due to internal bleeding from the birth. She still nursed the foal before her death
>>570929429I got money on that exact outcome
>>570929257I wouldn't have posted that if I knew you were going to reply like this. Be ashamed.
>>570929429good
>>570929257faggot
>>570928724which one
SUPER STRONG
>>570928621Irl horses not only more than one horsepower (7.5 for longer work, 15 for shorter work), but because they are social animals, they scale non-linearly.
I feel like Im about to get a fever. I dont feel well, sorry guys Im not going to play after doing my dailes and will just do a Mcqueen suicide run.
Dirt or sprint shoes? Which way mambro?No, meds are not an option
>>570930032kiss kiss kiss kiss
>>570930034Whichever that's currently lower in my inventory
>>570930034whichever makes people mad
>>570919321Then tell us your name bwo
>>570929768My lawyer advised against answering that question.>literally hunts the dragon balls to keep herself youngKEK
>>570929517I've decided to reflect on my actions and apologize for my behavior
>>570930302Wouldn't you only need one wish to keep yourself young?
>>570929430Oh... RIP
>>570930401bad girl
*bricks you*
is shakurglowie even still around
...
BOY WIFE
if you guys love boys so much why don't you just date other anons
>>570930435She doesn't want to overdo it because it'll look unnatural.
>>570930512Rose Kingdom learning from the god of destruction will be her fast learner event, I can already imagine it
28 minutes till Ombudsman vs Daryz
>>570929924Nerd
>>570930624
>>570930525
Why are there so many richfags in Tracen and only one broke bum
>>570930795Did they bang?
>>570930918not in that ugly outfit
>>570930918Maybe
>>570930882It’s like asking why there’s so many richfags in an ivy league school
would you like Air Shakur more if she looked like this instead of like an alt boy obsessed with Linux?
>>570930964Obviously Torena should use the magic grip that tears off her outfits without damaging the clothes. That way she can stand there naked for a few seconds before her mind catches up with the fact that she isn't wearing anything anymore.
>>570930512truly aesthetic
>>570931046no, i'd like her less because her chic is what turns me on
>>570930882Tama can pay for her tuition, stop making it seem like she's too poor for it
>>570931046kinda just gave me scruffy ayabe vibesnyo
>>570931046She doesn't even have to change her hairIt's the piercings that are a complete turn off
>>570930993>>570930976
will happily take this!phew just got to start my 5th borrow
>>570931098Tama shoves sugar packets and creamers into her pockets at the coffee section in 7-Elevens
>>570931098I didn't mention her name though...
I'm getting something for today's daily pull
>>570931219Why does catnip work on an uma
It's a new day!
>>570930769isn't that the super duper longslop race
>OHAY->there is no shoes left
>>570930882oguri and opera and fujin are also poor
>>570931046No, I really like Air Shakur because she reminds me of a girl I used to have a crush on. I think her racewear sucks though
>>570930624You can't impregnate a boy
all 10 of my donations are used up in the first minutethanks for the cp boys
Would Makween try to save me if I tried to commit suicide?
>>570931559Boys (female)
>>570931242yeah and? nothing wrong with that
ikuno..............................dictus
>>570931242I heard she will order a drink at a fast food place, and then just stuff her pockets full of salt, pepper, and sauces. And then she just has the sauces for dinner.
>>570929768She should look older than that if she didn't have a dedicated team to finding the dragon balls so she can wish to Shenron to make her pretty.
remember to do your daily pull gwos
>>570931242
>>57092976834 > > 41 > 16 > 23 > 28 > the rest > 51
>>570931408no, Prince Of Wales’s Stakes is 2000m, the one you are thinking of is either Ascot Gold Cup (Flat 4000m) or Grand National (Jump 6900m)
finally149 more please
>>570930769any links?
>>570929837Why are mares like this?
>>570931559
>>570931874as usualhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>570931375it works only on nekoumas
>>570932007oh nice thought he didn't cover british events
>>570932067Ohh...
>>570931572I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I tell this nonny to kill himself, that his life is worth nothing, he serves 0 purpose and is taking up space for more confident and competent trainers helping umamusume realize their dreams and not push their problems onto someone younger desu wa.
>>570932084tazuna why u tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh
Only one more day Shakur bros
>>570930769'why are they racing horses this late at night'i have remembered that places other than japan have horse racing
Umasumi guys Im out
>good run>2nd inspiration>no med S>bash my screen in
>>570932431But a new day just started
...man I should stop rolling for umano I won't
>>570932440S aptitude is literally the worst thing they've designed in this game. What were they thinking
Today's the day.
>>570932551>didnt roll for HishiAma or ArdanShit taste desu~
>>570926410答えは「No」デス。
Reminder: you cannot outrun nor physically overwhelm an Uma
>>5709307695 minutes
>>570932758but you can outlast them
>>570932682Damn, I still got a MILE to go.
>>570932758What's your point? I have pepper spray.
>>570932758Flash...
>>570932758?What's this
>>570918217results for the rooms which filled!just got back on my pc so didn't get a chance to shill them whoopsall represented styles that are most likely to win too, front pace late!
>real ace run>A medium>throwaway event run with jobbed races>S medium
I asked Tama to go to Akihabara with me today, but she said her wardrobe is currently out of commission in the washing machine
>mr cb didn't finish her chain>bash my head on the wall>knock myself out and wake up 2 hours later
Reminder that if you were an actual trainer no actual Uma would want to touch any of you ugly, poor, fat, retarded losers.
>>570933015>she said her wardrobe is currently out of commission in the washing machinelewd
>>570932716anon, I'm worseI rolled themand then I don't use them at allthey're my lobby sluts
>>570933015
>>570933093except gold city
>>570932758I have one of those things elementary school kids carry around that makes a really loud noise when you activate it, forgot the name
i told tama that she should make her trainer wear a condom during umapyoi but she said it's fine and that she'll just get him to pull out.
>>570930769STARTING!
>>570932907ends have a higher winrate than late on Hakuraku....Thanks for hostin' and postin' though>>570933120My wife is also currently just on lobby slut duty because of her mile aptitude
>>570933093I literally just have to follow the script in the uma stories.
>>570933093Teio loves me for who I am
>>570933093fuck you i'm not retarded
>>570933201Why is she into mentally ill fat balding old kissless virgins?!
>>570933015nice try but Tama still has her clothes from 5 years ago
>>570933221A rape whistle?
>>570933239unironically why poor people stay poor
>>570932857Just keep at it bro, I'm going for Teio next. I somehow got her red version twice but not the OG.
>>570933093I wonder how long a trainer can go without a trainee before the academy gets rid of them
>>570933331>they still fit perfectky
>>570933093>ugly>poor>fat>retarded>loser
>>570933268>ends have a higher winrate than late on Hakuraku....ong? they feel so bricked it's not even funnyI don't think oguri should be included in that statistic either
>>570933093I'm not fat
>>570933502ew what a disgusting running style
Easy one for Ombudsman
>>570933502i filmed myself running and i discovered that i literally run like this
>>570930034why don't you take care of the flatliners first before talking about shoes
>>570933593Even if you remove the hog, the top ends have a marginally better wr than the top latesMy style is bricked and I'm going to B finals
>>570933593ends have more winrate than late because 30% of those wins are from XOguri
>>570933819Why can't xoguri win as a late?
according to chrono someone in my club got 4 (four) fans in one daywhat even gives only four fans
>>570933881she can, but if you want to run her as late may as well get a free win as end
>>570933306She likes guys who trigger that instinctual "I can fix him" feeling.
>>570933773I think it will decrease with throne albeit since so many are borrowing cb
>>570933923they're uma roller4 umas to be specific
>>570933923new uma = 1 fan
>>570933927>but if you want to run her as late may as well get a free win as endlate is much easier to build for thoughno sparks to start
>>570933923TT
>>570933730can i see
I SWEAR cyniggers did something after they implemented the free retries, Ican't fucking win hopeless anymore fuckyoufuckyoufuckfyouckfuc
>>570933773you know they're cooked when cafe is in the top3 lmao
>>570934327don't say that...
>>570934327her unique is fun to play in this cancer meta
>>570932758Good thing umas would never try to overpower their trainer. That would be scary.
>>570933093okay, but if I had an uma as my childhood friend my life would literally be completely different.
>>570934770What the hell is wrong with me that this screaming Uma is the one I want to protect...
>>570934796weird to think that in two years she will be fully sexually matureduma are truly a biological mystery
>>570934796
>>570934058if you want an easy xog build you do pace
Super Super Creek
>>570934979
is 93% full spurt rate good enough
>redditshower
>>570935207It's reddittachyon actually
>>570930034Both is the correct answer
>>570935317Tachyon isn't reddit
>>570920334Are you proud of me danchou?
MySpace Maruzensky
Idk man despite Bourbon being the easiest front to train I am still struggling with getting prudent+med s from inspiration, dd from races or kita, and also having my stats not be shit by getting my 3 wit cards actually playing nice and landing on wit. Maybe this style just isnt for me
>>570934068TT can't give 4 fans you stupid retard
>>570935926c-cute!
>【Breaking News】Rose Kingdom breaks another pasture fence.>Just over a month since the first destruction this year on May 17th, this is already the third one... It seems the complete training as a destruction god has been finished, and it's already reaching the level of a habitual offender.
>>570934907
Welcum to my load~!
You guys aren't gonna retrain your umas in the middle of the cm when Throne drops right? No one does that right?
>have first uma related dream>it's just me digging for the epsatono files that goldship inexplicably buried in a beehive that's the size of a houseI hate this fucking horse so goddamn much.
>>570935931they rolled on an uma banner and got 4 new umas idk
>>570935926I want to protect her...
>>570936261No wayI'm just not training my aces at all until Throne drops.
NOT SO FAST
>>570935926I don't want a mentally ill uma wife, so I will refrain from holding hands
>>570936391MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME!
>>570936391I get this but in the opposite order.
>>570936450nyo....
Still would be upset if you weren't a virgin
>>570936657I want a mentally ill wife. Gimme your hand, Fuku.
>>570936450don't shay that...
>>570926831could you try that post again but in English
>>570936712http://poal.me/33q76i
>>570931242>>570931750LITERALLY what's wrong with this
>>570936712Don't worry, Still. During my only real sexual encounter with a woman I had ED.
>>570936712Still would still be upset if you've kissed a girl before
>>570936712she'd probably rape you one time to "overwrite" the experience but otherwise she wouldn't be that mad as, say, slug journey
>>570936905You're the reason we cannot have a high-trust society.
>>570937097>slug journey
>>570936943Same bro. The nerves got to me
>blocks your career
qrd on the teiobro slug lore? I missed it
>>570937194It was a mix of the nerves and the 4 nights in a row of 3 hours of sleep that were starting to take their toll. She was nice about it though, hope you had an understanding partner too
>>570936905reflect on your actions and the intentions of those around you
>>570937336have you read the metamorphosis?
>>570937357Things didn't work out but she was yeah.
ouhhhg i cant stop loooooping
>>570936283Why would you not have simply hatefucked her then
>>570937323Why does Cygames hate bouquet so much…
THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT WHY DO I HAVE TO ONCE AGAIN COME BACK AND TELL YOU TO DO YOUR JOB DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUU
netkeiba knows ball
>>570937491no and it hits too close to home so I won't
>>570935392She's quite literally one of the Platonic solids of Reddit
i want to impregnate mejiro dober
>>570937751>not taking a MANTcation
>>570937751there's another one above
>Looks like a NTR Ojii-san>It's actually a kind Torena
>>570937873I don't know what that is
>>570937751Release the DAHBY....
>>570937751only OVR HERO can save the clvb....
Are all american umas this massive?
>>570938182These boobs aren't even attractive anymore they're just distracting
>>570936712There's no way for her to know that
>>570938175>>570938185>>570938219WE IGNORED A HIGH EARNER FOR THIS LEECHING SNAKE
>>570938413
>>570938337Tough luck, real women are built like that.
>>570938413You wouldn't lie to Still....
>>570938605yes I would, girls treat you better when you tell them you're still a virgin
>>5709385653DPD is a thing for a reason
>>570938629I don't know which part of her to lick.
>>570938565Yes, I'm aware, it doesn't invalidate my point+ Boobs don't typically grow from the chest area and hang in midair, if they were that size irl they'd be physically weighing her down as seen here
>>570937536Sex and rape aren't at the forefront of my mind enough for me to unconsciously try doing it in my dreams.
>>570938818Fix that
>>570938781>if they were that size irl they'd be physically weighing her down as seen hereumamusume have superhuman strength
>>570938946Their boobs dont have muscles
>>570939038my point is they are strong enough to stand up straight and then their clothes provide the support
>>570938629Umas are so lickable.
She's a girl
>>570938818>unconsciouslyYou should learn to lucid dream then anon
>>570938291Yeah
>>570938686>>570938781You're just uninitiated.
>>570939241Yes. Super cute. I don't like her usual hairstyle
>Despite everything Akebo is mainly a sprinter
>>570939216Then I'm going to knock her up and end her career.
>>570939537then why does she have a gold recovery? checkmate
odds I make a 3rd aceevens I make a debuffer
>>570939437actually it's 29 1/2 hours, baaaka
>>570939630um............
>>570939437>>570939703is something happening
>>570939786Machico (Teio)'s wife is releasing
How come Shakur wit SSR don't have a banner? Kinda sussy
>>570939626Gluttonous beast tax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iigrp7LnTSg
>>570939786my shakaganda comes to fruition and everybody pulls for her
Kanto Oaks JpnIIWinner: PendantSire: Orfevre (Grand Sire: Stay Gold)Dam: Spiral StepWith this, Orfevre has a daughter that has won in turf Oak and dirt Oak.
My husband is talking to another woman...
>>570940753>Oaks mare races are boring
>>570940804he's not your husband yet, Dia
>>570940804You know what to do
>>570941002>yet
>>570941053What’s it like in there?
buy the plushie
>curren bouquetd'or has only 2 wins on worthless races>rest are podiums before 2020>after only 4th and worseIs she here because Deep Impact blood? Or maybe devs love cute loser mares?
>>570941195she was popular
>>570936712Luckily for her, I'm Still a Virgin hahaha... oh man...
>>570941195silver collector
Curren Chan > Curren Cumbucket
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570941386Bucket>Chanuse their proper names next time, bwo
bouquet rapes you on a daily basis
>>570941503Curren Chan wouldn't do this
>>570941549she's too busy getting fucked by everyone else
>>570941648Hot...
>>570941648Lucky...
>>570941503I pretend to fight back against her tiny, soft hands holding and fondling me everydayI lose everyday
>>570941159Crawl into your sheet with a few pairs of your sister's used underwear
>>570941195She’s the nice nature of the modern era
>>570941503>>570941905stop...
>>570936283Goldship molested me in a dreamAnd I've never been touched before
>>570941626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uS7K9o89k>Special Week throwing a temper tantrum>Grass Wonder sporting a raging bonerthis is the funniest thing I've seen all month
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570942425She's begging for a kiss
>>570942425Her throat is ready.
It's immoral to have sexual relations with umas
UmamusumePretty Darby
>>570942907would it be immoral If I forced my dick down your throat?
>>570942907you say but then you have sex with old men on /uma/
>>570930032Why does she need to pee?
>>570942907My trainee's reaction
>>570943031Weird ass niggas
>>570942982>DEN DEN DEDEN DEDE DEDE EEEEEEN
>redditshower.gif
>>570943608No, I don't think they do.
>>570942907Someone post the video of the guy massaging that mare pussy and it makes popping noise when he spreads the lips
How can I have both JP and global client on my PC?
dead thread, dead general, dead game
if Daiwa is Cristiano then who is Messi?
>>570944256/vm/ got it's shit together again so I just went there
>>570944256sorry I was watching the newest rezero ep
>>570944256You can leave you know?
it's been almost 70 runs and I still don't have a 2* power, any * groundwork with a distance any * pink Seiun parent. what the actual fuck, how do whales just luckshit their parent runs, it's been close to 100 and still nothing
>>570944284I am
>>570944256We're in the process of becoming the JP thread
Look at her all smug with plushies of her gf
>>570944548Nyahaha
>>570933491I would assume you are eventually forcefully assigned to someone that has issues with finding a trainer, which would most likely be some no name mob shitter who can't win their maiden race.
>>570944613does ai have anything that connects her to argentina or is it just that they're both insufferable?
>>570944725Color scheme
>>570917532>5 hours and 30 minutes agoand you say this is fast hours? It's never been MANTOVER
>>570944548hehe...
>moving up from Kasamatsu to "Central">Don't disrespect "Central"I've seen "Central" in Umamusume translated media. I think I get the gist of it that it's the highest levels of races, but not a clear idea. Is there a better translation and is there an explanation
>>570944284>roided hgh midget who only got away with it due to barca privelegeIdk, obviously not Vodka since she actually earns her success herself
If no one posts here anymore that means I can have all the umas for myself
>>570936741why? you got the idea
>>570920481>>570920807
>>570944993Who is this uma
>>570940989holy shit
>>570944993Sorry but I still claim my brown queen.
>>570944674I love Brian so much but I can't roll her
>>570945081North Flight
>>570944807>comfyhours finally achieved across all timezones
>>570944965It's just the umaverse version of JRA (central) vs NAR (regional)
do you envision your club members as having the personality of the uma they chose as an avatar
>>570924664
>>570945356Curren avatar...
>>570944649>Comfy but Ohimba virus infectedimagine...
When is the last day to join a club and still get gibs for this month?
>>5709456362 days ago
I just want you to knowyour favorite uma is SHIT
Hello friends!!!
>>570945636it's always on the 15th
>>570945675>>570945713shit
>that blue I CALL FOR EL CONDOR PASA TO BE DEPORTED NOW
>>570945708I hate you
>>570941626>>570942287my pov
>>570946017
>>570946158I love you
>>570946190sorry, I love Emillia
>>570945978guts sparks are good actually
>>570945363thx homie
>>570945708have sex with me
>>570945363trainer when akikawa tells him rape is in fact legal on academy grounds
>>570946621reminder mcqueen is flatter than tama
>>570946656
>>570946656>>570946841Propaganda kino
>>570946841
We used to go through a thread 30 mins and now we're struggling to even hit bump limit on a 6 hour old threadMANT really killed the playerbase
>>570947040
MANT fucked my wife
>>570947270It actually took me 13 seconds to read that
>>570947310No, that was just me
>>570945708hi
>>570947310That's me I'm Mant
>>570947310Everyone fucked your wife
>>570947270How does this work wtf Im illeterate and dyxlesicic now shit
>>570948053Which is a good thing! My hotwife Curren is for everyone, after all
>follow someone to use for tommorows borrows >as if by signal they switch their veteran Uma to some other shite before resetHow many times has this happened to you, bros?
>>570946656>>570946841>>570947040>>570947239that the latest comiket propaganda?
>>570948264It isn't hot if you want it
>>570948415seems so
Oguri has no sex appeal
Seiun Sky should have a unique career buff where she never gets +30 energy rests or any negative events on rest.
Seiun Sky should have a unique event where you snap her choker from the inside
You wouldn't fuck Oguri.
Seiun Sky should give me sex
Seiun Sky should have my babies
Seiun Sky should have a gun
Why do you like boys?
Seiun Sky should post a fish everyday until we like it
>we're giving you free 3 clocks a day>>>>>>the careers at 400/300/400/300/400 for some retarded reason??????????????????????
>>570949159They rebuffed the scenario every time they give out free clocks, why would you think this time was different?
>>570949159npc's have accel skills and you don't. simple as
>>570949019Because women hurt me too much
>>570949328Special Week has a universal accel for her unique
>>570949159They decided to increase the number of bad career seeds at the same time. Just to keep you on your toes. Haha.
>>570949453no way to proc it, you'll hardly ever be in the bottom half pack going into late race
>>570949543It is <=5.
>>570949630yes for CM's
>>570949630Tardbwo...
>>570949683In an 18 gate race that is <=9.
>>570949630actually it's <3because I <3 you
>>570949328>>570949307>>570949538It doesn't matterShe jobbed all clocks on satsuki for no reasonI will race her to death, fuck this dumb bitch
>>570949832Chiyo smells like dog
>>570944562Sex.
>>570949932TORENA NOOOO THAT'S ABUSE
>>570948409I am LIVID about this Botan from CunnyPrime if you are somehow here you better switch back to the 3* SPD 3* Turf grandparent you had before or so help me
>>570949374aww
>>570949932
>>570949932based???umas need to learn humans are incharge
MANT is such a nigger mode, holy shit I want it over already
>>570948409A clubmate is requesting me to put up a different parent and I'm not sure if I should do that because I have a pretty cracked parent up right now and it would cuck the few hundred trainers who followed me for it
I demand 5 more images, right now!
>>570923337Who is this?
>>570950657
>>570950538Kill him or milk him then
>>570948409I’m surprised people are still using my 9* stam rudolph from ura
>>570950754>>570950754>>570950754>>570950754
>>570944284why would daiwa be cristiano
