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sigma balls
Doom in stadium finally feels good.They're gonna use his new power as the baseline for his rework right?
Shion
this season is great so far. fps drops and servers so shitty not even worth playing. widow still bugged. literally reinstalling rivals right now.
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Happy Pride Month
>>570978226the wife the wife and the wife
>>570974807
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14631826&tags=m71z30
>>570978283happy pride, anon
>"METEOR ST-AAAACK!"
>>570977916Who should I ship Domina with? I'm thinking Emre but I'm open to suggestions.
>>570978226The's
gaming time
white sierra...
>>5709785021. It's Pride month. Show some solidarity. 2. Straightoid ships have been illegal since 2013.3. You're a fag. Act like it.
>>570978502Her most popular ship is with Marzia. They are even show together in game
>>570977285Remember when everyone was thinking Freja was bad while people were still learning her? And then they gigabuffed her?
which one of you is this
Is this correct?
I like shion
>>570979117very transgressive anon, good job
>>570977916I would do anything to get a promotion at Vishkar~
when's Souj getting this costume?
>>570979117"Haha, look at how we jump, Baptiste! We're a couple of moon crickets!" -Juno
>>570978330
>>570979117Emre is a turk so lmao
>>570978414girls kissing is so hot i wish i were female
>>570978502Emre is for Cassidy.
Aaron Keller said hop on Stadium, anon
>team locks in 5 dps>i am the only constant
>>570978925She got giganerfed tho.
>>570978414we love fire squire here
>>570979601>play cartoon gimmick mode>players play cartoon gimmick comps
>>570979117Need a separate OVERLORD mode entry for ulted up Emre under "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
>>570978414cringe>>570979476based
why does this robot have such a nice ass
>>570978283kill yourself, faggot
why has junos gun changed sound effects? am i going insane? it used to sound more like an alien blaster and now it sounds like a fuckin mp5. on the base skins.
>>570979860I noticed this too. It sounds meatier now.
>>570979815doesn't the in-game dialog lore imply how she looks is how she chose to look cause of free will or whatever, ram calls it a glib facsimile of human oppressors, but she's her own OC
https://files.catbox.moe/24bw4y.mp4
>>570979860oh people are saying its the fearless skin. it sounds so much worse now what the fuck. i swear even the mythic sound effect is more 'realistic gun' now too.
>>570979860It's a bug. If you try Soldier you'll notice his AR15 has a laser blaster sound now.
Top tier shipsDoomfist x AngelaAnran x BriggitteVendetta x WidowmakerMauga x BaptiseMei x FrejaShion x Mizuki Emre x CassidyAshe x BobDVA x Ramattra Genji x EchoKiriko x me
>Get up, you worthless bot. Get up! (eliminating another Shion)What's her problem?
>>570980064i don't have that one
>>570979476I prefer this over the shitty Emre/Freja shit that Blizzard tries to push. They have no chemistry.
>>570980201some people are speculating her base model in-universe is a sex bot so she resents/hates seeing her weaker self and has a history of being robot sex bot trafficked and now is a murder-hobo-whore
>>570980353https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/heroes/shion/
>>570979815to appeal to the male gaze
nobody normal is even seeing wherever these ships are pushed, by the way. i have 1400 hours in the game and i have never seen anything about it. but then again, i'm white and straight so i'm normal.
>>570979815Anal robot
I don't find shion attractive. she's sexy yes but she's a robot. the pain and pleasure i could put her through just doesnt feel real. if i had to use her i guess i'd corrupt her system, remove her limbs and use her as a cool looking pc. hearing her ai in my new pc get angry or cry might get something going for me but it's not the same. maybe install her under my desk but it would just make me sad she's not human. just a high tech fleshlight (without flesh)
>>570980172Jose x akande
>>570978836love them
>>570980337Yeah that ship is cringe. Emre deserves someone better and also less ugly.
>>570980871I love this skin.
Shion more like Sexo
why does nobody accept the grappel when I play cat? I think we should take away the option for the team mate to ignore it and just let cat pick up whoever they want, so many times I could have saved teammates from shit like gravs but they are too retarded to accept the grapnel in time
>Ban Zen because broken and makes tank unplayable >now the enemy can run around on Hog fir free all game>go Ana>they swap to KiriI.hatw this game's attrociously "balance"
>>570979117I dont understand what this is supposed to convey, can someone school me in Niggerism?
JunkerQueenbros why do they hate us?
>>570981274>I think we should take away the option for the team mate to ignore it and just let cat pick up whoever they wantMake this change and worry about the consequences later
>>570981274the novelty has worn off
>>570977916
>>570981550no fun allowed
>>570981274I don't even notice it
>>570980172>DVA x Ramattrabased
>>570980871Cia glownigger genji grew on me but why is the highlight intro laughably dogshit kek
>>570981550you make the game miserable for your teamit's basically hold on to your mohawk and pray you kill everyone
>>570980871>skin is so cringe it becomes basedKINO
>>570979815Designed by a gay furry btw.
>>570981274because it's either completely irrelevant to use for most heroes or stupid broken with bastion
>>570981274Cat players are just too retarded, I wish we could also refuse LW's pull
>>570980172
>>570981274>accept grapple>cat flies me right above the entire enemy team>we both die like retards
>>570978283The Beans rubbing their beans
Is Fareeha worth playing or does she get shut down too easily?
Shion is for fat black GILF pussy
>>570980871
>>570981838I can imagine Ram saying "Raggh, there is no limit to which I must imbibe upon the prime pussy of this korean female human"
the final solution to the bobcut problem
>>570982236She is really really strong and never gets banned. It would be worth your time to invest in her if you enjoy her
>cass has high noon>pops it and walks around corner>hovering above him offering grappel spamming hello >doesn't accept grappel>gets sleep darted then dies>types in chat "dogshit supps gg" yeah it's the cats players who are retarded
>>570979476
Keller deserves death for two DPS counting as double for this challenge
>>570982614t. supsissy
>day: ?open q has me missing role q, I'm not sure if I've had a single game with 2 tanks and 2 healers today. normally I'd fill tank but tracer isn't a tank and im only playing tracer, soooooo...been practicing the blink pulse and finally hit one today though so that's a plus.https://files.catbox.moe/ltqi8p.mp4
>>570982579wtf are those noses
>>570982529I don't believe you
I love evil woman
>>570982720list your region, rank, and penis size
>>570982693I’m in a 10 minute queue for DPS because these retards did this when a new DPS hero got released
>>570982373He wouldn't say that. He would belittle the human
>>570982882You should try6v6
>>570981550Because she's a noob stomper like hog but not good against good teams. So if you're in one of those matches where you have to carry and you're not playing a character/role who can carry it's just miserable baby sitting your whole fucking team.
>15 minute dps queMan, fuck this.I'm just gonna play Illari and Zen and get my DPS fix that way.
>>570982719Leftist/tumblr art nose
>>570982857euplatenough to make you cum, girliepop
>>570982236her perk combo is ridiculous and they left it untouched
i'm obsessed with Shion's futa cock
>>570982516I remember this dude in star wars
>>570983034I’m going to lock Soj and not care what happens>>570983156I waited 15 minutes for a mercy/mizuki backlineKeller needs to be shot
I like it when support players are assholes it usually means they're willing to try harder than most support players
>>570979820this
anran likes fire a bit too much
>>570983617Shion doesn't have a cock.
>>570984004Her and Junkrat could bond over t heir fixations
>meta comping sweat stack in the throwaway arcade mode
>>570984004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw
>>570983843Thanks
How the hell can Shion dash? Is it magic?
>>570983034when is lana releasing her album...
>>570983617I'm staying loyal to Amelie's futa cock.
>>570984704When she gets chubby again
>>570984160Shion can have whatever she pleases.
ashe be like
>>570978283>>570978330>>570979392
https://xcancel.com/wiki_ow/status/2067261482505482535spoilers
>OW heroine>doesn't have a cock
>>570984850so never... :(
>>570985094Figures they'd catch up with him at the halfway mark of the year.
Shion is builf for black GILF pussy
why do team fight game devs refuse to add pve to their games
>>570985192lena always takes cock
>>570985535few people want to play it
>>570985535no replay value compared to the working pvp concept
>>570985535Massive effort for no longevity.
>>570985535PVE is trash, go play CoD or some other mickey garbage
>year of our lord 2026.5>no femboy hero in overwatchdoes blizzard hate money and popularity?
>>570985535They tried (and failed)
Angela Ogundimu
Wuyang mythic hero select
Why does playing Symm make me feel like a bad bitch?
angela, no.....
>6 minute queueswhat the fuck i just wanna play anran
add a third dps slot
I think a Halo: Firefight style PvE mode would work really well for Overwatch. Any level of fleshed out campaign seems way too expensive in today's market. Unless you're creating a stand-alone single play experience, no one plays "story games" anymore.They already have the assets and tools to get started. Implement Stadium-style progression to make it interesting and I think you'd have a really good replayable PvE mode.You could even give it exclusive cosmetic unlocks and career profile items.
I want to be Mercy....
Why aren't you playing Stadium? They fixed EVERYTHING
>>570986463Yeah, we could call it "the gauntlet" or something.That will be super popular and won't die in 6 months due to lack of interest.
Hop on Marvel Rivals!
>using hover boots in casual attirethat's my girl
>>570986647trying to even make a comparison between that slop and firefight is disingenuous and retardeda firefight style mode is also really really fucking easy to makeall they have to do is take a preexisting map and set up mob wavesthey've basically already done it with junkensteinjust put it on a larger map and make survival the objective instead of defending doors or towers
>>570985979Tracer and Venture and JQ
>>570986756dumb thot
>>570986643they haven't added my enby monarch yet.......
I've been playing pretty much exclusively Pharah (and Bastion though I hate what they did to him for OW2 so not much these days) on dps since 2016 but Shion's finally got me interested in trying someone else, what range am I supposed to be playing her at? I'm usually quite far out so it's throwing me off a bit, scared about overextending and dying like a retard but I assume I need to be in quite close range?
>>57098687920-30 meters
>>570986879She's the most fun character they made in years, you need to get close and go CUHRAYZEE Dante style, baybay!!!
>>570985535>>570985613>>570985715>>570985807>>570985870how come every single shooter from the ps1/ps2 era (timesplitters, quake, halo, etc) had both an extensive singleplayer campaign and multiple multiplayer modes, but its too much effort for Overwatch devs?
>>570987117How come they could fit entire 60 hour rpgs on a cd and now it's 100 GB for an multiplayer only shooting game?
>>570987117Online was way less played on consoles back in the day so they needed single player, zoom-kun
People really be RAID0 SSDs to get shion insta lock.
>>570987117tfw one of the plump butt female characters dies face down ass up right in front of you
>>570987117ow1 was meant to be a demo for a mmo that jeff could never get greenlit cause it cost a trillion dollars
If being an annoying faggot was a bannable offense, I think Anran players would go extinct
>>570987423not before ball players
>>570987423Nah that'd be Moira fags.
>>570987337you have it flippedow happened because his mmo project got cancelled after actiblizz bought bungie and by extension destinytitan wasn't even into engine building while bungie was modeling assets and writing dialogue
>>570986879>he thinks hes going to have a chance at playing as shion this week
>6v6 qp>mei with nickname slavarussia throwing in enemy teamwhat the fuck is wrong with russians? Like it's not even comp, a fucking qp, what's even the point for throwing in qp.
>>570987107
>>570987509True, but they're more likely to die of a cardiac arrest first
>>570987712I want to impregnate.
>>570987615>he doesn't preselect his character and mash space to instalock them laugh at this retard, next you'll tell me you're still on spinning rust
>>570987117online multiplayer didnt become extraordinarily popular until near the end of ps2/start of ps3 era
>>570987423mad because you got jumpscared by an anran
is there new Ball tech or is this junos speed boost shenanigans? i thought this area was just a free slam spot but i cant replicate it in custom match and i was pretty low to the ground when my slam started and i dont think the bot boosted me. i have no idea how i did this shit lmao
>>570987567So you're telling me Bungie's retardation is the reason Overwatch is alive?
>>570987976overwatch wouldn't exist at all without bungie getting kaplan's passion project binned
>>570987117because its too much time and effort and I need to cope and seethe so just stop asking for it ok I don't care if it was promised you aren't getting it ok
>>570987712
>>570987712Oyakadon
Titan getting cancelled had nothing to do with Destiny according to any public information. All public comments on why it got cancelled boiled down to the game wasn't fun.
>>570987857old tech from ow1, you can slam ground against a wall if you press jump in exact moment iirc.
>>570988449the engine wasn't even built before it was cancelledreply to me directly if you want to make up bullshit, faggot
>>570988434
>>570988593Source?
>>570987712god I love when porn makes Ana and Fareeha look the same age
>>570988434POV: Mercy
>>570988753kaplan's mouth and scheier's booksource on your claim?fuck off retard
>>570988753No, why the hell would they use Source?
has the game been stuttering since s3 for anyone else? its not even lag spikes it just shits its pants for a couple seconds.
>tiktok moira crying about how shion is OP on the end gamenigga, just learn to aim lmao
>>570988905nope. i wonder wtf the game is doing in the background to cause them.
>tiktok moria2021 was 5 years ago unc
they buffed mizuki im crying man what were they thinking
>>570980925
Reddit LucioTiktok Moira4Chan Cat
>when their PC is so slow they have to play Echo in order to play Shion
>>570989384lmao
>>570982236I'm in damn plat and still get shit on by hitscans.
>>570988901
>>570989184>main tank>never play support>never use comms outside of pings>play one round of cat for funsies>overwhelming immeasurable urge to call the tank slurs after the first roundChecks out
Any crazy Shion techs?
>>570989597as far as I'm aware the bike combo is the only thing people have found
>>570989073yeah its not shaders fuckwit. this is my third session since it dropped.
>>570977916How did Anran wear a bikini spite being Asian, while D.va cannot wear bikini or one pieced swimsuit at all and wears an ugly long sleeved shirt instead which no one faps over? I thought Asians cannot wear bikini at all but how did Anran and Juno(half Nguyen half chink) wear a bikini?
>>570990037d.va is a small child and that would be rather indecent, anon
>>570982170Mental illness
>>570990037what does being asian have to do with one's ability or inability to wear a swimsuit?
>>570982170whats a volcel
>>570990109Juno is younger.
>>570990286He says, falling for the bait.
>>570990380People who are wizards and abstain from sex for life.
>>570990286We all ignore him for a reason
>>570990037probably because anran is chinese and they're trying to get chinabux with this skinjuno's """bikini""" skin is absolutely atrocious btw and it should be illegal to do what they did to that concept
>>570990286Which OW heroes would be menhera? male or female, doesn't matter.
>>570990396not in martian years
>>570990458they just like me
im not allowed to decide whether or not i actually win as tank so ive given myself the challenge of only playing with tanks who duel wield in ranked.
>>570989384
These Rein buffs man…
>>570990521Is pic rel safehorny spite showing more skin than every swimsuit in BA, Nikke, Zenless zone zero and marvel rivals which cannot have proper bikinis at all?
Why did Bobbys esports dream never take off
>>570990561Is Juno actually a granny stuck in younger body? >>570990308Prejudice. EZ.
>>570990720That's cute and fun.
>>570990720Jesus Christ! What did they do to her and why are they so afraid of using default hair color and not putting accessory slop all over the place.
>>570990037>>570990521>>570990720juno is canonically deathly afraid of water and shouldn't own a swimsuit at all. they should have given her a scuba suit as an excuse to wear a helmet if anything
30 year old latina combing through the 2nd hand manga during her trip to Japan hoping to find a complete set of her favorite series for cheap
>>570990795blizz was pushing the esports meme really aggressively instead of letting it happen organically. they were (are) still traumatized by missing out on dota.
>>570990660Because Koreans had Tank alliance movement, with Mauga, Rein and Hog, which is known as Mauga spirit.
>>570990720>showing more skin than every swimsuit in BA, Nikke, Zenless zone zero and marvel rivalsbro what the fuck are you smoking? have you seen the bikini skins in rivals?hell, even the most family-friendly hoyoslop shows more skin than that
how to play sombra? when I try to play her like I normally play flank I get fucked. any tips?
Anran is asymmetrically overpowered.
>>570991105was pic rel safehorny too?
>>570984850Based fat Lana enjoyer
>>570990983I thought dota was a washed up has been but there's still a shit ton of people playing it
>>570978414>>570978283priDEMONth
>>570990903Would Juno be a granny with young body actually due to martian environment?
>>570990795It was always a scam anon.
>winston being pocketed by mercy and ana>we have zero burst damage besides mauga>nobody shooting the supportsfirst time ive broken something out of sheer frustration and powerlessness in years.
>>570978443MEET YOURE STRIKEas they say, sugar is bad
>>570990835yes she doesn't talk like that because she's a martian she talks like that because she is a boomer
>>570991350unless your playing in the dumps aka metal levels, youre gonna have a bad time with sombra. Shes not gonna be viable until we see how her rework is going to be.
>>570991872racemix
>>570985535because blizzard was never good at doing single player shit besides maybe diablo, but even that aged like bad
>>570991793do not play this goofy game when you are mad
>>570991857Why is Shion called "elder" when she is younger than genji?
OK since I started spamming execution on cooldown I'm thinking she's a little overtuned
>>570992008its for the kids she kidnaps to call her
>>570991678soon, anon, soon
>>570992008because feminist self insert and power fantasy
if you waited half an hour in queue but were too slow to pick shion you could pick echo and copy her
>>570992082I'm interested in how she's gonna be different to a flying rein
>>570990286>homosoldierI am still mad...
wow what a slut
>>570991872still want to play her idgaf
>>570992159a lot of new characters are just upgraded versions of old characters
is tracer or anran a better flanker
>>570990983I absolutely love that games that started with grassroots competitive scenes are the only ones truly going strong in esports. Pretty much the only feel-good thing to come out of the esports bubble
>>570992450tracer is the best dps in the gamebut also the hardest dps in the game
>>570992450Tracer if you have (real) autism
>>570992116Is the "elder" title self proclaimed for shion?
>>570990983>dotaheh, good times
What's the go with anrans fan, you just use the right click once tanks are on fire or if someone's getting healed? Seems better just to use the primary a few times on squishies
>>570990903>juno is canonically deathly afraid of water and shouldn't own a swimsuit at allshut the fuck up and let me goon
>>570992159She would be the 1st sword tank. She would have fought in arena of Aussie and Italy and that's why D.mon is mentioned in vendetta's interaction.
>>570992575i think its in the bio on the overwatch website
How's hog right now?
>>570992683D.va wears ugly long sleeved swimsuit while Anran and Juno wears skimpy bikinis. Why? Do new blizzard devs after the metoo incident hate Korea?
>>570992675Idk I just use it when people are on fire it does more damage. you should be close enough because the preferred anran range is on top of people. you can use the fan on dva's shield
>6 minutes qp DPS queue
>>570992450a good tracer is the most oppressive shit you can encounter in this game but they aren't that common
>want to branch out, learn new heroes>genuinely not good enough to play them>too burnt out on mains to continue playing them>want to be a tracerCHAD, but objectively more effective on anran>want to be a bastioncel, but objectively better at soldier>want to be a genjicuck, but objectively better at hanzo>want to be an ashsissy, but objectively stronger on mccree>i am mainless, aimlessly drifting from character to character hoping something will stickheroes for this feel?
>>570985535they did and nobody bought into it and floppedfuck off you had your chance.
>>570992892just play the shinron bitch in ffa, its more fun when the whole lobby is shinran
>>570992724She would be the usurper just like vendetta for being
>>570992753sources tell me he's stableplease god
>>570991793this game is really good at making you think youre the problem 100% of the time with how it will throw loss after loss after loss despite it being a team game. it doesnt help that solo queue still doesnt exist. the only games of skill you should stress over are 1v1 because then it really is on you, except now you can do something about it without worrying about 4-5 other people also being the problem
>>570992724For being usurper like Vendetta? She is actual "cavalry" for riding a bike too.
>>570992946how do you think you get good enough to play other heroes?
>>570986643I am actually having a ton of fun with doom's changes. He feels so close to dps doom I wish they would take some of the stadium stuff and make it base kit for the regular game.
>>570992892Keller is a retard that locked the weekly to two DPS characters
did the vendetta buffs do anything or she still shit?
>>570987857It looks like a combination of things. You appear to be getting a wall jump off the payload, combined with the downhill slope of the map and speed boost from juno giving you just enough distance to slam.
>>570992675best practice is to ignite them with lmb crits, then slide in and right click+e to get the killhowever the most basic and most effective combo is to shift then e to ignite them, right click a couple times for the crit, then use second shift to leave. guaranteed kill on almost anyone that's alone.goes through dva, sigma, orisa, deflect, etc. it's one of the better weapon abilities in the game imo. hold down both lmb and rmb and it will alternate them. if one runs out of ammo you can still use the other without reloading.anran is an opportunist more than anything else, not great at starting shit but the best in the game at finishing it. kinda team reliant for the most effectiveness, but she's also one of the best and most self-sufficient flankers and you can do just fine without team coordination. just capitalize on cooldowns and abuse their healers.
>>570993221forgot about thatman blizzard is filled with retards
>>570993371Anran sensei's smelly shoes...
>>570993078>this game is really good at making you think youre the problem>thinkYou are the only constant. Forever
>>570992946Nigga 3 of your characters are the fucking same poke slop and then anran that plays herself. Who are you kidding with this?
is there a birds eye view diagram of all the health packs on each mapim taking the tracerpill
>>570993731>You are the only constant.Exactly, there is only one constant in each match (you) and the remaining 9 players are variables controlled by the matchmaker. So it's pointless to think you can affect the outcome of a match.
>>570992892>playing 5v5 instead of 6v6ngmi
>>570993863This is true.
>He talks shit about brig mainsLooks like were gonna have to kill this guy.
>>570992946Play stadium, retard.
>>570993856just go into a custom game, turn cooldowns to 0% and infiniblink around the map of your choosing until you have them memorizedyou can also try learning blink jump spots this way while you're at it
>>570992008‘Elder’ is moreso of a position of power in asian clan bullshit
Never forget that the "only constant" poster is a gold ball OTP who hard throws half of his games and uses "only constant" as a way to bully his teammates instead of taking responsibility for his own play.
>>570993863Oh ok so smurfs arent a problem then, good to know.
>>570992450You know how it’s annoying how Anran can just become invincible while healing a bit and how she darts everywhere?Tracer is that but way way way more effective in the right hands.
Anran is actually a mechanically challenging hero to play that requires good aim (projectiles), patience (not a fight initiator), and strong map awareness
>>570992450the caveat with tracer is always "if you're good" and 99 times out of 100, the person asking probably isn't. so Anran.
>>570994725Yeah but she’s annoying and her E is braindead.
>>570994725shes still braindead and highly forgiving though
Anrans demon skin is arousing, and I missed it
>>570990660>in order to improve reins ability to deal with high mobility heroes...Woah, are they giving him a mobility ability or something??? He needs it since most of the cast can fly/teleport/whatever now>...we gave him firestrike breakpoint back. 5 damageI got baited so fucking hard.
Why are people so illiterate? Shion murdered the Hashimoto elders, then created a seat for herself and *allowed* a new 4 elders to step up. The entire clan knows about her massive slaughter of the clan just to get to that point.They aren't in control. Shion is literally the leader.
>>570995031i stopped caring about online game lore after learning that it never goes anywhere (by design)
>>570993078????Its the opposite. No one ever thinks their the problem.
>>570993731you cant be the only constant in a game with inconsistent matchmaking and inconsistent match quality. nobody is magically a diamond player one session then a plat player the next.
>>570992450Tracer is the most oppressive DPS in the game if you've been no-lifing her for a decade or have genuine diagnosed autism.However, the average player (which you likely are) will get a much better handle on Anran at a much quicker pace.
that sure shut him the fuck up for the rest of the game.
gn jacks
>'only constant' messaging leaves lasting trauma on playersgot it.
>>570995793it unironically does though. its like putting a literal bag of flower as the 5th man in a basketball team and yelling at the other 4 to just play harder. anyone who doesnt realize how fucking stupid that is will eventual believe that it really is them who should shoulder all the blame in a team game after every loss
>>570993371God, I bet those sneakers fucking STINK.
>>570993371Helpful post and based pic, thank you nonny
>>570995026We’re onetapping 225’s with a firestrike and a hammer hit buddy. With two firestrikes you kill 250hp heroes.It’s a huge step in the right direction.
>>570995482>3 out 5 people in team are badsupport sissies are cringe ngl
>tfw just threw my bike on a MercyDamn, I kneel, Aaron, you really cooked this time
>>570995023You can still get her upcoming bikini skin
>bag of flower
>>570997515>is trans
Will Overwatch female villains just be evil MILFs from now on?
>>570997825an evil teenager would come off as edgy and we already have reaper for that
>>570997798That futa mod is really real? Damn...
>>570979392
>>570993978squiko leglocking my face
Vendetta
>>570998217sex with Marzia
>>570998217Futabait
*pegs you*
>>570997947
yeah bro because a bag of flour would be more useful than a bag of flowers in that situation
>>570998417
You could sily fix matchmaking by making groups flex queue only.
90s techno music blares out*
>shion's MVP animation is literally just reaper'slmaoThey didn't even try.
>>570998828https://youtu.be/HNy_retSME0?si=o-q4S9FxbgUhe9M-
Solo shattering is so based
>>570993293shes good in stadium
Music to listen to while playing Zen?
>>570998828I use this and that sword flopping highlight intro from bp to terrorize matches.
>>570998828
>>570999120Anal Cunt, Assuck, the list goes on
>>570989665What's the bike combo?
>>570998828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t7HpeWIv7M
what if dva was a boy named devo?
Orisa shouldn't be this unkillable
do you need a hug
>>570998828https://youtu.be/3kRlvrtdS0c
>Hana doesn’t do the sexo dance for MVP anymoreNo…………..
>>571000047Shoot supports, retard.
>>570998287Only my mistress Domina can do that.
>>571000158D.Mon will save her next season.
>>571000047she's so absurdly overtunedin no game should the main advice to combat a tank be;>yeah just dont bother shooting her lol
>>571000158My enjoyment of playing D.Va has been reduced by 50%.
>tank who got just two kills gets potg when I got a triple kill
>>571000505That's the advice for 90% of tanks in the majority of situations.Ironically Orisa is more killable than someone like D.Va, Hazard or Ball. Wait for her fortify then shoot her giant head.
>>571001451this game is an abomination
>>571001451
>>571001635waitdo duplicates not give you white credits?just a bit of progress towards a single loot crate?the fuck?
when the hell did ram get this skin? Idk how I missed it.
Why does a robot need mammaries, a large posterior and heck clothing?
Evolution?
>>571002070Missed by like a week
>>571002510be excited, and keep that wallet ready.
I hate baps recoil so fucking much. I don't know why but the few guns with recoil in this game just fuck me up. It's nothing like recoil in any other shooter.
I think the new map fucking sucks
>>570998828This is one of the best skins they have made in a long time. Anyone who disagrees is actually soulless.
>>570998828Its what a starcraft ghost looks like when you research all the academy upgrades.
Is Rein buff that big of a deal?
>>571002647It's okay, ti's not as exciting and I wanted it to be
>>571002647It's better than every push and flashpoint map.
>>571002647for a neo-tokyo theme it sure is grey
>>571001635>Fornite actually has the Sabrina Carpenter dance this is based on with the music and all>Overwatch doesnt.
>>571002910It is for Rein enjoyers because now we can hit some really good damage thresholds. Usually Rein would have the problem where you’d hit somebody with a hammer hit and a fire strike or two firestrikes, and they wouldn’t die. They’d be left with a tiny bit of health and Rein’s a fat fuck that can only pin and shield bash with his melee perk to move around so you needed your team to follow up on a lot of your plays. Now you have more agency.He’s still shit but I want him to be shit, he’s fun as fuck.
>>571001635https://youtu.be/KTmNSU6J-Uc?si=bdE4xVR_5MvMffkD&t=80
Shion feels very strong but idk, I don't play this game often
I have to keep being reminded how awful tank queue is
>>571003567Idk I'm a noob who plays Rein and imo he needs way more buffs like give him a melee attack, shield bashing shouldn't be a perk, he needs more health, hammer needs way more damage more health there's a tonne of shit tht needs to be fixed
>>571003712Yeah my opinion has changed in 24 hours, she's very bursty and the bikes kinda retard if you run into people before launching it. I think they'll probably lower damage on the launch and on execute
i would pay money to only play suravasa and samoa
I like the manga shop reading nook
>>571004050>suravasa and samoawhy would you pay money to play shitty maps?
>>571004009Oh he’s still terrible but they refuse to give him too much because they know he rapes people that don’t know how to aim or position.
Rein was played in world cup AND OWCS doebeitson
they just buffed firestrike nigga stop crine
>>570998361
comp 6v6 is goated i'm afraid
>>571005138yeah no she is not using that rope like that naked that shit will tear your skin up
>streamer playing new character>gets nano'd>ults and kills 3>wow this character is balanced guys haha rightwhat causes this
>>571005296Omnics don't look like that.
Her ult is just 3 fucking death blossomsWhat the fuck are they thinking?
>>571004687Do people realise he's a dive tank?
>>571005516I didn't think it was too egregious but with nano it's an instant team wipe
how to fix overwatch:5v5 gets>control>push>flashpoint>maybe clash6v6 gets>control>escort>hybrid>maybe 2cpgive them role queue too if they want itreal niggas will stay in 5v5 where we no longer have to play cartslopwho says no?
>>571005910kys retard
>>571006068no
>>571006260don't post commielib tumblr art of my wife, thanks.
Firestrike with damage boost does 156.25With chain perk 162.5Melee 125 with damage boost.
does anyone have the zen mythic? is it considered lame or is it kino? i was thinking about getting it
>>571006417>commielibnonsense term given that commies aren't liberal but okay
>zenbab cant think for xirself
>>570993978i need her to put me into an anavar fuelled reverse mating press
>>571005910how to fix overwatch:Rein gets>Shield bash perk as a default, DMG increased to 75>Melee attack>850HP>1 second less delay if you cancel hammer swings>+20% movement speed>Every movement gets its delay time reduced in half>125 hammer swing damage>1 more firestrike so 3 in total>Damage reduction and CC proofing while charging>Charge cooltime reduced to 3 secondsThere fixed your shitty game
the firestrike buff was already a mistake, now i have to see this faggot in every one of my games
>>571006728the new gen are
>>571007096not my problem*picks Orisa and makes the Reintard ragequit*
>>571004554Im a jq one trick
>>571005239its really fun once you get into a certain rank range and you know everybody and everybody knows you. in 5v5 you dont get that til high gm or champ but in 6v6 you get the right community from like mid masters and up.it reminds me of comfy quake servers where the same boomers would hop on every day
rein is one of the more fun tanks to play with when I'm on support since he's like pseudo-dive depending on the map so I don't mind seeing more reins at all
Still fucking annoyed at the street rebel skins why couldn’t they just make a Juno skin over mercy and venture over wuyang over the dogshit venture is getting later in the season, mercy nails the look but she’s boring as a brick to play
>retard leaves our 6v6 comp match cause he didn't get shion, an hour ago>he did the same thing just nownatural selection innit
>>571008096mercytards are the most easily exploitable part of the playerbase, thats why. and women always spend like 10x more than any man does. every corporation on earth markets mostly to women.
>>571005213
>>571006586I play a bunch of zen but I didn't boughted even though I have the prisms. It's just kinda boring imo
>>571008652
>>571008096i'm guessing they thought it would end up too similar to her academy skin, which is dumb but whateveri really wanted that one too, it's a shame because most of her skins are so cutesy it would be a nice contrast
bro how do you play tank and do NOTHING?you're whole position is supercharged it's ltierally impossible to be this ineffective
>>571009007you didn't support them enough.
>>571006260It pains me that she’s at level 80
>>571009007all the enemies keep shooting at me and i'm scared
Overwatch hits #3 in Korean PC Bangs for the first time in... a long time. It peaked at #4 when OW2 launched, then again when Stadium launched, then again last season. I've personally never seen it this high.
>>571009410marvelxisters...
>>571009410It seems like ever since China got brought back in, the entirety of the east Asia region have been grinding OW and being fans again.
>>571009461Marvel Rivals is holding steady at a respectable rank 130.
>>570998828>>571008910I will main genji for entire season with this skin. t. 1 hour on genji
>>571009007for me its when i get supps who protect their kda instead of playing the game. just spend a match watching a low healing, low damage, low deaths support. they run away for like 70% of their playtime its crazy.
>>571009746kek
>>571009798genji is actually pretty fun in stadium.
>>571009798
>>570998828This is the best thing ever.
>a duo blatantly throws your match>they spend half the game flaming people because they're upset about itsolo-only queue when
>>571008810
>>571009798this but anran and the bikini skin
>>571011152based for me it's Illari
>>570998828What kind of a humiliation ritual is this?
do you think the bastionfag gets upset that his pocket flirts with multiple posters in the general?
>>571011386Xe likes to watch.
im literally juno irl
>>571010893
>comeback and dominate the enemy team after getting bent over on first round>go 53-8 as domina and about to win>"the server closed due to an unexpected error">get booted to main menu
>got the junker queen beach skin from a boxmaybe I should start playing tank
>>571010564>pierced
Shion's Execution might be doing too much damage
>>571013324agreetoo much movement to be able to zen style corner peaks
>>571013324It's 140 damage if you land every shot. Crits for 2x. On a cool down and you need to charge it if you're using past anything but point blank and it still needs to fire each shot compared to all at once like a shotgun. Compared to something like reaper who does 115 every primary shot with 2x crits. It feels fine to me. Good for what it's used for. She's basically inverse reaper. Less damage and more range and her right click is a close range shot where reaper has close range primary and range on his right click.
>>571014231she was wearing the mummy skin
>>571013724
A Venture Mythic where one of the customize options is to change her gender.
>>571014946this but wuyang
>>571015079this but venture
how are you supposed to play domina against rein?
>>571012580Oh they legit changed her facial structure/race swapped wtf
>>570987615Actually the other DPS has only picked Shion less than half the time in my experience so far
>>570988946I suppose Shion is one of the best characters at bursting through Moira's 225 HP to skip her selfhealing cheese kek
Whats the lore behind the hashimotos building a sex bot and holding her prisoner?
>>571016060
>have to wait another year for beachside mei
oh, you want a shield? sorry, I only play roadhog and mauga.
>>571016283Based. Play for yourself, not for others.
>>571016183It's never gonna happen, like the vast majority of her survey skins. Jizzard are cowards.
>>571016183>It's going to take till 2027 for Mei and Juno to get matching skins.>Meanwhile, Anran gets to match with Wuyang no problem within two seasons of her release.I see where their priorities lie.
>>571015439Keep your distance, anticipate the charge, and get out of the way once he goes for it.Basically hope he ints and get out of the way when he does.The unfortunate thing is Rein can pretty much bully Domina, though, since getting ran down is a major weakness of hers, so any tank that can get in her tits like Rein or Hazard just makes her miserable.Hell, when Domina first came out Blizzard themselves said to pick Rein and go ham on her, she's one of the few things Rein is actually a good counter towards.
>>571016183full bush in a thong trust the plan
how long will the streetwear thing be available? just started playing jq and i think i want the skin but gonna get a buunch of games in first
>want to play game>can't play game because it takes 10 minutes to find a lobbythanks, aaron
Any fellow PS5 players here?I need recommendations on wireless keyboards and mice for playing OW.
>>571017402Month at least. Skin shop gets rotated when the next update hits.
>>571017948Buy a PC if you want to play on keyboard and mouse.
>>571018195It's ok they made it so it will put him in PC lobbies when he plugs in m&kb now so he won't bully with it
>>571017957nice thanksjq has no good skins available for white credits smdh
you know the game has a bright future ahead of it when they copy deadpool and make it look like weeb akira fan fiction
>>571018460fuck off wang
>>571018195K&M works on PS5 since last year (iirc), you just get matched with PC players. That's what I meant, I didn't mean that I wanted to start cheating lol
>>571018460I mean yeah. It had a bright future ahead when it copied payload and engi and demoman why would copying stuff mean it doesn't have a bright future now
>>571018527can't even bet on this dogshit on polymarket like an actual successful game lmao
>>571010564Domina?
>>570998712They can fix it but they don't want to.
>>570998712Supportsissies would riot
>>571018571literally all these new characters are half baked and just exist to placate people that didn't experience peak overwatch. shit's fucking embarassing to have installed at this point. even marathon looks better despite using roblox tier models
>>571018834Actually, sir... *knuckledrags a few feet towards my team, turns around to face you proudly while posing in front of them, adjusts glasses* ... this IS peak Overwatch.
the rivals update must have flopped real hard huh
>>571018834>peak overwatchclassic felt like shit to play
>>571018908lol
i might buy my first non-gold variant to get a jade for mizuki but i dunno yet. but i have a fuckload of golds, most of which i don't even use.
Thoughts
>>571018256Wastelander. Not only is it one of her best skins, it should’ve been her default look.
>>571019737My favorite is Heavy Metal, partially cause of the axe and knife
>slept in>fedex tried to deliver at 8am and now my package is scheduled for mondaymy weekend has been ruined, time to rage queue comp
>8 losses in a row>i don't even care at all back in the day i would have punched my monitor and had to buy a new one. some things are nice about being an old man i suppose.
>>571020237Imagine those big old dangly unc balls.
>>571019036you definitely weren't there holy shit lmaoexact same kind of faggots plague the WoW threads pretending like they played vanilla
lil bro has never sat on his own balls baka
>>571019017He doesn’t even need an update. Been doing this whole “pointing and laughing” schtick for over a year now.
>>571014493
>>571020629
>>571020457old overwatch really was worse thought. played the open beta
>>570998828i got the battlepass for this skin
>>571020880>t. played the open betaProve it.
>>570978102I hope so, but support favoritism would never give Doomfist opportunity to prosper.
>>571021062Doomfist is broken as fuck i hope they nerf him further
>>571020808
>>571020960Numbani had different lighting
CAN ALL THE 0/0/7 SHIONS STOP CLOGGING DPS QUEUES AND GO BACK TO PLAYING MERCY PLEASE
>>571021224just had this too, dps went tracer shion and sat up the back trying to shoot everyone smdh
>>571019804Shit you know what, you’re right. She does has cool weapons. I play her enough that I should spend points to get her golden or one of the other colors.
>>571021120
>>571020960
>>571021119Do support sissies that think like this actually exist? Big if true.
>>571021732You could get that by finding console pre-order codes up until OW2, maybe even later.
>>571021842But who would bother doing that? It's not even a good skin. I have the 10 year weapon charm too
>>571022142>But who would bother doing that?Lots and lots of people.
>>571005213this has peak early 2000s anime art energy I love it
>>571002062yes and that lootbox you get will have 4 duplicates as well
>>571022818Every extra lootbox is 1/20 of a legendary skin though.
>>5710230001/20th of a legendary torb skin from 2017nice trips btw
You’re on a five game winning streak and you’re one match away from climbing to you highest rank ever. This is one of your team mates. What do you do?
>>571023232Int on purpose
>>571023232I am the only constant.
>>571023232Win. That's what I do.
>>571002062>>571022818these skins are expensive you see it costs money to produce them
>>571021698
>>571023806
I am still waiting for the Triple-T Sahur x Reinhardt collab. Fortnite did it when is OW following?
>>571025815
>>571021464One more week until the drop-off, brother. That, or unless Blizzard nerfs her in a hot fix.
>>571023946
>>571025952good nyight
Your waifu is going to bang Don-chan. How does this make you feel?
>sierra diff>barely noticed>shion diff>their shion assfucks the entire team while yours is perma deadGood example of low vs high skill ceiling
I will say this. The good thing about D.Mon’s release is that we’ll finally be getting a Tank on your team in every match guaranteed.
>>571026184>shion assfucks the entire teamL-lewd UwU
>You ping or say Group up>That ONE faggot always replies with the No voicelineWhy do they do this?
>>571026531maybe because they don't wanna group up?
>>571026080good nyight cutie..
>>571026531Because you are tryharding in an already lost match.
>>571026531because every hero i play has a funny no voicelinestay mad
>>571026607
>>571026226Remember Domina? Everyone banned her until people stopped queuing for tank.
>>571026679Because I asked to teamed up with the obvious support sissies with dogshit aim wanting to play Shion and the fucking Tanks that stay in the backline the entire fucking match REFUSING to put any pressure on the enemy team. Yeah, my bad, guys.
>>571026226first time?
>want to buy the battlepass for the slutty sombra skin>but I never play sombrado I gamble on the rework being good?
>>571025891Fortnite got the Lena of Overwatch fame. It's only fair I get something in return.
>>571027110>but I never play sombraGet the fuck out of my general. We don’t want your kind around here.
>>571027201YOOOOOOO THIS MF PLAYS SOMBRA
>>571027201we only jerk off to sombra in this general
>>571027349Is that from the latest UFO files?
>>571027390TRVE Overwatchers throw and goon and the same time.
>>570990720>Show her tits in the Celestial, Forget me Not and Sakura skins.>Hide her tits in the Bikini skin.Besides making her Wuyang's gf, this is the most retarded thing Blizzard has done with her.
>>571027420That is not what extraterrestrials look like...
>>571028549Then who probed my anus?
>>571028912it was me nigga
is shion good? will people keep playing her
>>571029195YesAbsolutely
I can't wait to get the BP to level 50 and obtain the first ever good Winston skin!
>>571029290bro you're safari/yeti??
>>571028216No skin can ever be THE gooner skin or people will never buy another. Goonerbait economics 101.
>>571029160Health Inspector...
>>571029607Both skins' weapons look like shit (the part I see most when I play him)
If Shion can throw a whole fucking bike at the enemies then why can't Reaper bonk enemies with empty shotguns?
>>571030781It's not his style.
Juno should be able to ride her horse and throw it at people
Can't lie, I'm only reinstalling this game because of the hot coonatron
>>571030935I think it is.
>>571031168Nobody would trust Juno with a horse.
>>571029195>will people keep playing her?>Hmmm, what if Cassidy/Emre/Reaper, but as a sexy Japanese psycho-bitch sexbot instead of a disgusting m*leWhat do you think?
gm jacks
>>571031613let the fanart breast expansion begin
>>571031613She doesn’t play like any of those though
>>571031613So, another hero for trannies?
>>571031537I want to tan her hide
>>571031787>McCree, Reaper, and Emre are the Heroes for tranniesWhat the fuck are you smoking?
>>571031787That's right big guy! It's all trannies.
>>571032085Huh? If a man plays as a sexbot instead of a cool guy or uses terms like "disgusting m*le" there is certainly something wrong with him.
>>571031771>Mini-burst Reaper Ult>McCree’s roll and gun>Reaper’s fire rate>Emre’s hitscan>Motocycle functions as Emre’s frag
>>571032249This post is so "before HRT" coded.
>>571032249>terms like "disgusting m*le"Considering the fact that m*le skins sell like dogshit, while goonbait (read bitches) skins print money. Gacha players already know this lesson.
I’m trans and I love sucking cock and getting banged in my gash also I’m a Mauga main.
Funny to think Venture isn’t a Hero that trannies play.
Reminder anon is NOT obsessed with trannies.
>>571032340The only thing that’s similar is the ult the rest is not
find really weird they classified shion as a flanker, when she never flanks.
>>571010564is ashe that old?
>>571033208She plays like a soft commit dive
>>571033251any top player i see player her, basically never flank. they take occasional off angle sure, but pure backline? never. they just spam bike at the choke and charge her gun around walls like zen.
>>571032724Venture's unironically too hard for them to play well, I've played against Ventures that are clearly either women or troons, and they play like shit. They dive in alone constantly, waste their cooldowns, have horrible positioning and just generally feed out of their mind before finishing the match having gone 5-14. Usually if I see a blatant troon playing DPS they're either Genji or one of the generic hitscans (9/10 times it's Ashe).
Tell me about female Mercy mains. Why do they all seem to play Ana as a second hero?
>>571033651they play juno tho..
>>571033651She’s what they consider the other real “main” healer
>>571026938
>>571033208Her Faces of Death perk makes that shit irrelevant.
>>571034006Nobody takes it.
>>571033845Oooo Mercy Hotwife ToT
>>571034006you mean the perk no one picks?
>>571034120>>571034159Hey, not my fault you got stuck with shitters who don’t pick the actual perk that matters.
>>571034006lmao
>>571033394High level Tracer players also don't flank 24/7.
>>571033651they want to play an aim hero to beat the aimlet allegations (all they do is healbot their tank)
>>571035278the reintard guy proved thats all you need to do
ITT: we guess each others personalities based on our hero rosters
>get 4 wins in a row in quickplay last night>you just know that the matchmaking is brewing up the most one sided sweaty slam to put you in your place
>>571035551why did you sort via win percentage? thats very dishonest..
>>571035551Retarded autist
>>571035551You have autism and you are gay.
>>571035551you like to flex that you play intellectually demanding heroes like sym and lifeweaver
>>571036108>intellectually demanding heroes>symlol
>>570996898Don't get me wrong, I like any buff on my guy. But the description/lead up was super misleading.
>>571035551>play sym couple times>bottom in the hero level list>100% win percentageMakes you really think.
hogs meter huff just feels worse than the cd one
>>571037461Bro, you huffed too much petrol if you actually believe that.
the game quality is even worse than during drives this is quite remarquable, the game is literally and figuratively unplayable
whenever i don't get shion i've been picking sierra and i feel like she's deceptively strong... on pc that is at least, no clue about console lol
>>571038031She’s stronger on console than PC because if you can actually aim well why would you pick Sierra?
people play overwatch on console??
>>571035551How it got to 41% percent on doom I don't know. I picked him a single game and won it.
>>571038031She is a noob stomper. Strong against people who stand in the open and eat random spam damage for free.
>>571038347somehow
>>571038445thats my webm! how amusing.
>>571037772>playing during tourist week
>>571038434>41% percent>% percentmb bros I've been daydrinking
>>571038557I hope you've improved since then.
>>571038657i was the dva..
>>571038189>because if you can actually aim well why would you pick Sierra?i don't like how s76 or mccree or ashe looks
>>571037614>no healing buff>takes longer to use up>longer cd/refill time>lower damage reductionit was nice to just push the button whenever i was below 200 and almost instantly be back to full. now ive gotta waddle around like an asshole for 3 seconds and i dont even get the extra healing when its over.
>>571038816It's a first-person shooter.
>>571038960don't care
>>571038816>i don't like how s76 or mccree or ashe looksYou can get skins fitting for your liking, I guess.
>>571039012Based ebony enjoyer
>>571039012WOO I KNO DAS RITE
>>571039528Sierra's pits need a good licking.
Juno’s swimsuit is so deeply unsexy it makes me wish we all just switch to Rivals for a month so Blizzard gets desperate again
>>571039810i find it really silly how they insistent in giving every one shorts
>>571038816ashe is the sexiest character in the game but it requires you to have normal amounts of testosterone sadly
>>571039810yes let's all listen to totally organic poster here, install rivals and buy the new sexy skins
can they hurry the fuck up and release the maid cafe skins? i want orisa.
>>571040227Funny how this spells out LGBT Iykyk
>>571040396I want my Kiri
>>571040535wish she actually looked like that instead of constantly dreamworks facing with the voice of an autistic american girl
>>571040403
>>571040227toes sex
>>571040227me on the left!
Do you use a crosshair or a dot?
>>571041303Depends on the hero(ine).
>>571039810I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>571038347We have a console bronze player that posted replay codes here once or twice.
>>571040403>>571040829>>571040735whats the name of these capeshit heroes?
>>571038347I’m plat on console
>>571041889Luna SnowGamoraBlack CatTigra
>>571042187Retard
damn the player base is nothing like the yiddit community
i pick widow and throw the game if i don't get shion
i pick lena and 1v9 the game if i don't get shion
i pick mercy and erp with the enemy tank if i don't get shion
>>571043482same..
>>571042187damn... westoid resistroons from the western branch of the game resisting against the bigotted china...
why are trannies and lgbt folks seething about awkward?
what drives people to be completely toxic in QP when nobody is playing their main?
trashe double knockback perk cucks shion pretty hard.
>>571043609Anon is lying.
>>571041351tracer and cass?
>>571044049Nobody likes awkward.
>>571044049>>571044881religious beliefsthe way he presents himselfnonstop chilling his retarded ass coachingsway too smug and arrogant for being a triple to double digit champ shitterunironical bad advice, gets shat on daily by actual owcs players and good players for themcould continue longer but I cba
>>571040227ow feet > rivals feet
>>571044881what did he do besides being an oy veyerhe's always straight to the point in his videos
>>571031787>sexless bot that modified itself to having a woman face and tits/assYeah.
>>571045539wait, is it a problem if i dont support or even oppose lgbt folks?
I love Kiri!
>>571045695did I even mention faggotry or trannyism? if you support or hate them it's up to you, who the fuck cares, you are posting in a general browsed daily by 6 dudes and playing the most homosexual and transexual game in the market
>>571043482>>571043525I am the enemy tank.
>>571045894what are his religious beliefs that bothers people besides that? is he a talmudist retard?
what's the morality of having sex with omnics?for example Mizuki is 22 and Shion is 28 so that's a perfectly acceptable age gap
>>571046082The morality is that you can't stick your dick in metal, I mean physically it would be impossible.
>>571045983>is he a talmudist retard?they all are, dont believe their lies, they see you lesser than a dog
>>571046175shion canonically has sex so she probably has the facilities to do so
>>571046082Bro, that's like asking about morality of having sex with a microwave oven.
>>571046306that's a very omnicphobic thing to say
i wish the whole shion was a sex bot that became sentient or whatever and as revenge she anally rapes humans to death
>>571046549What do you mean? Oh, I get it, you are one of those people who don't think microwave ovens deserve the same rights as humans...
>>571046823You don't get rights until you can service my dick.
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>>571046814yeah that's basically the character innit
>>571046082The morality is that she's an evil psycho killer that abused Mizuki to the point that he needed his arm replaced.If she was a kind and caring Omnic that genuinely loved him then it'd be okay.
>>571046918look i understand they have to cater to their specific mentally ill audiences and also pg13 or whatever, but talk about something shocking and scarygetting anally raped to death by a robot that has an AI trained on porn with the goal of satisfying clients, turned bad and "became sentient", now uses everything it was taught to get revenge on humansfuck thats a hardcore non porn action movie right there
only pedophiles play genji and you're babied by the devs if you play it and you have zero actual skill you need to kys immediately
>>571046082I am clanging Shion while yelling at her to get pregnant
this but sombra>>571047316
>ball still not fixedvalve fix your FUCKING GAME
>>571047316unironically if you die to genji you just got gappedonly way to get value with genji is by being mechanically superior to anyone in the lobby
>>571047325uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh spouse abuse thats bigoted and toxic
>>571046082what is the morality of having sex with extraterrestrials?
>>571047540>the hero with the baby-mode instant invulnerability button is... le skilled!crutch hero for shitters
>>571047805she's 19 you sick fuck
>>571046082Omnics are born as adults, so it doesn't really matter.
>>571047854>he doesn't know how to play around deflect in 2026
>>571047496is he bugged
>>571048152Yeah every time I pick him the chat is flooded with messages saying kill yourself faggot. It’s so weird.
>>571048336have you tried turning it off and never turning it on again
Shion's getting nerfed right?Hitting bike + point blank right click one shots too many characters
>>571048143>dash in >oops didnt get a kill welp im immortal so its fine>repeat until you get a kill pinnacle of skill
>>571049359have you tried any of the following?>using an ability that either allows you to survive or to bypass his deflect>shooting him from the back>shooting him after his deflect ends>correct positioning>turning your monitor on
Why are boomers upset about Shion?
>>571050270Women realize sex bots are superior to their meat bags and feel threatened.
>>571048143there is no playing around deflect after they made it cancellableyou just have to hope the genji is bad enough to not immediately land a right click headshot after canceling it and deleting you
>>571050443>you just have to hope the genji is bad enough to not immediately land a right click headshotthat's literally any character
Genji and Tracer are the easiest DPS
luckily the next hero is a tank so it can't be another conventionally attractive asian
>>571050519most characters do not have an ability that makes them borderline unkillable and can be cancelled into an instant 1shot combo
>>571050808This is going to be a conventionally attractive 28 year old boomer asian
Why do they keep giving Emre fantasyslop skins? It's not even the good kind like dark fantasyslop, it's the uninspired faggotity kind.
>>571050854Just play Moira and bully the Genji until he swaps lol.
>>571050854true, most dps (hitscans) can actually get value from a safe distance without having to rely on hitting highly inconsistent combos at point blank
>damn this Cassidy hero is so hard, maybe I should switch to Genji to make my life easierand other things that were never said in the history of Overwatch
>>571050989haloboomer humiliation ritual
>>571050989they just outsource the skin designs to some chat gpt intern
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Illari should get nerfed more
You'll make her sad
this isn't about illari, it's about sojourn. do not change the topic.
>>571050989The anti straight man mandate.
Supports should have the smallest hitboxes on their offensive weapons, their job is to heal, not deal damage.
Illari should spread her buttcheeks
>>571051901This but Kiriko
>>571052073Kiriko is a good girl
>>571052073Kiriko doesn't have butt cheeks.
Symmetra should only take 0.5 seconds to ramp up to max damage. Her teleporter deploys instantly but her teammates can no longer use it. She gets a perk that lets her beam reflect off of walls. Also her turrets are capable of killing someone again like in the good old days.
>>571052113She is an anal maniac >>571052182WRONG
>>571052182Das racist.
i play soj and he has a pointsomething we learn to do is to prefire some angles because we know we'll land bullshit shots lol.
Symmetra should take 40 seconds to ramp up to max damage
sunshinebread sex
>>571052182nuh uh
shits embarassing trying to play this game in 2026. the akira motorcycle is some fortnite faggotry
>>571053203I swear if most of the OG cast released today, you faggots will non stop complain about how lame or trash they are.
Your vacuum looks at you like this what do you do?
shits embarassing trying to play this game in 2016. the gorilla tank is some harambe faggotry
>>571051501its crazy how far blizzard has fallen
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>>571053469NOT stick my dick into it.
>>571052329You know she has a cute butthole
