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>>570983051Manhattan Milk
Post more friend :)
i'm tired of pretending that Pearl isn't sexy
>>570983051Manhattan latte
Tachyon LOVE
>>570983178
>>570983280
Rice shower bob vagine please
wahey
>>570983361This artist annoys me
Dia-chan love!
>>570983465Yes!
>>570983465Pearl!
>>570983549Shakur dont got a dumpy like that right?
>>570983452Why though.. They've been putting out consistent AND cute art.
>>570983465I will not wear the diamond
posting Tachwife in the Cafe bread
hi
>>570983465I will wear the diamond
>>570983660Well actually...
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
where is grand live
>>570983051Manhattan Latte
>>570983401No!
>>570983718Cute umaHope she gets more art now she is coming to global
>>570983671They draw the asses way too big and I don't understand why they leave the palette on every image
kingu love
>>570983903dumbass
>>570983401>bob vaginewhich horse is that
>>570983909I want to taste her halo iykwim
why do people keep saying /uma/ posters went to /sp/? do they talk about horse racing there...?
>they they they they they they they they they they give it a gender you freak>570983903holy mongoloid moment, batman
>>570984087they left because of people like this>>570983957>>570984092
>>570984218retard
>>570983903I don't think ass is the only thing they draw big, actually.
>>570983051Manhattan Project
Who the fuck would fall for a school student saying "I love you" to you, a grown ass man.
>>570984317Trainer is just too handsome and MC to resist
>>570984317
>>570984317I'd cry
>>570984514fucking Shakur while Doto is in the room
>>570984317>inb4 Director, I am sorry to report that after my Trainees debut race victory, we engaged in inappropriate relations that resulted in an unintentional pregnancy
>>570984087Sticky threads have a lot of anime posting which includes umamusume
>>570984514
>>570984739
>>570984278my paizuri slave
>>570983875god damn it I'm going to fucking reserve uma tickets for shakur and ks miracle now
>>570984954
I want Shakur to see me on my laptop and proceds to lecture me on why Linux is better than Windows for an hour, all while I don't understand half of what she's saying.
>>570985139A sexy young lady with a grandma personality is strangely intriguing...
>>570984847>be director >get informed your future cash Uma Symboli Rudolf got pregnant post debut race>tfw your dream of an entire spa building goes down the drain
>>570985254my trainee has a body like this
>>570985183would she hatefuck you if you refuse to change your OS to linux?
>>570985183>"proceds"am i stupid
>>570985320yes. yes she would.
>>570985301Which one?
>>570984317Probably lonely people.Though I shouldn't talk. There are a few trainees I'd want to date even if I'm almost 30.
>>570985525>m2_(guvn5745) matikanefukukitaru_(umamusume) >zero resultswhat a n
>>570985320>hateshe doesnt actually hate youbut yeah probably
>>570985663What the fuck is her problem?
>>570984848I just dropped by to say 'slurperrr' and I'm back here silently playing MANT. This Ghana match really is not worth watching
damn did mant really kill this place... i miss my umadacchis...
>>570984847my trainee would still win while she's pregnant
>>570985525Oh mah good lordIt's gonna be hard skipping these
Remember that Uma Heat Cycles are a rare occurrence and should not be trusted as a defense. However if you were raped by an Uma Musume and she pleads that she had undergone her heat cycle that moment, then you are unable to litigate the Uma Musume for reparations due to uncontrollable bodily urges.
>>570985836Theoretically, who would then pay for thr medical bills for the damage to your hips? Tracen?
>>570985836I can't believe trainers still have no rights.
>>570985913>LockWhat the fuck is her problem, I wanted to leave the room.
>>570985913Why is she locking the door?Why is there so much art of this variety?
>>570986026
>>570985913? why is she taking her clothes off?
>>570986124Everyone wants to be raped
>>570986124Every uma wants to rape their trainer
>>570986213This implies that umas mog regular women so much that they won’t even bother to try and have the bf cheat with them
>>570986213ningen women need to know their place
>>570986289Stop posting on umachan and do your training
>>570986336>Every umaDigitan and Kingu would never.
>>570986213ningensisters how do we even compete
my favorite umas?Gold Ship, Agnes Tachyon, Oguri Cap, Rice Shower, and Nice Nature of course
>>570986408If torenas didn't want to be raped their bodies have ways to shut that down
>>570986442That's some diverse taste right there
>>570986425
>>570986442you forgot our epic daughter haru
>>570986408Imagine actually being an uma and having your trainer catch you saying bullshit like that on fucking 4chan of all places. Humiliation so severe you might aswell just quit on the spot.
>>570986597NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570986720Riko...
Umas for this feel?
>>570986792I don't get it
>>570986670It'd be funny to give your trainee shit for it for the 3 years you're together.If she gets upset with you just go "Well what are you gonna do. Rape me?" And she just backs down sheepishly.
>>570986521By raping a trainer, you destroy the connection formed between a trainer and trainee, thus preventing both parties from being crowned a true champion
>>570983465I was thinking like a green emerald.
>>570986946>"Well what are you gonna do. Rape me?" said the trainer moments before getting raped
>>570986946>And she just backs down sheepishly.This torena would poke a sleeping bear
>>570986946>And she just backs down sheepishly.
>>570987086>>570987113>>570987129If your trainee is shitposting about it on 4chan she doesn't have the guts to actually do it. You're free to make fun of her fetish for it risk free.
>>570986720Flash, you're gonna get torena arrested the moment you land on dusseldorf
>>570986946>If she gets upset with you just go "Well what are you gonna do. Rape me?" And she just backs down sheepishly.
>>570987293Good thing trainers arent teachers.
>>570986946Nah, that's way too mean. Shit's actually giving me second hand embarassment just thinking about it
How do they even convince Shakur to do those cutesy dances like that on stage
>>570987385Money
how do I get my trainee to stop being a fucking furry and eat her vegetables?also how do I get my trainee to stop scent marking me? asking for a friend
>>570987385its fun
>>570987220Imagine the unhinged Dia posts complaining about how her trainer is rapebait but won't put out.
>>570987293>Consent is irrelevant banana ass republic
>>570986720>>570986336>>570985663I need
>>570987498Hit the veggies with the moe moe kyun make delicious beam.
>>570987513Being the trainer in this situation sounds fun. I want to tease an Umamusume but never put out...
>>570987513>in an alternate reality an uma is making posts like trainer is made for rape and torena owes me sexscary stuff
>>570987385doto beats her up if she doesnt do it
My trainer just found out today i post on umachan. I told him that i was going to report him to the tracen administrators but i froze after he asked "Well what are you gonna do? Rape me?". I don't think i have the horsepower in me umasisters
>>570987634Trainer only threads when...
>>570987634Good thing only mob Uma would do that.
>>570987701falcosis...
Trainers posting about their uma's shitty boobs!
>>570987701The what power?
Rice Shower is my favorite
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>570984317Uma pheromones are impossible to resist.
>>570987634>all the trainers are fags why are none of them for (me)
Gaslighting your trainee by jokingly saying that'd you'd reward her with umapyoi if she won "a race" but then calling all proof as AI generated or that you didn't specify which race thus getting out of the act
>>570987595
>>570986792>>570987759This is just normal behavior.Digitan would never rape her Torena.
>>570987656wtf I love Doto now
>>570987821If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a week
>>570987701I heard you can just ask Sirius and she'll do it for you
>>570987634Its all just trainer creep shots...
>>570987913Spoiler that shit ffs
>>570987293>gemini slopreminds me of a retarded xitter argument two mongos had. ended with them BOTH posting arguments based on aislop, both using the same model as well. one time the slop argues for, next against the argument
do you guys... Believe?
>>570987913beautiful
>>570987964Would trainer really just surrender to Dia's fat saggy milkers that fast...
>>570987964Be reasonable, man. She's a middle schooler. Go for a classy adult human, like Tazuna.
>>570987498>scent marking me?but this is good
>>570988104i have No Reason to
>>570987973Sirius is too much of a wet cat to do that.Better off asking a mob Uma without a trainer.
WHICH UMA HAS THE PUFFIEST INVERTED NIPPLES???sorry for shouting
less talk about trainees marking their trainermore talk about me marking my trainees
>>570988223doto
>>570988182holy fuck I just remembered that Dia (and Kitasan) are in the same middle school level as Mayano, Sweep and Nishino
>>570983465Hmmm I'm thinking Ruby
>>570988223Transcend, and it's not even close
>>570988182I need Tazuna to sit on my face
>>570988182Middle schoolers...don't look like this.
>>570983465Become Satono
>>570988279
>>570986946How do you even counter that lmao
>>570986597I'd give up and say her mother's name
>>570988330THEY SHOULD
>>570987927not because she can't or doesn't want to, it's just because she's too embarassed to actually do it.
>>570988358holy BASED need moar despair uma
>>570988330They don't. Satono is using their in-house AI to make Dia look more stacked.
>>570988123Depending on how much she shows them off or "happens" to push them into my face "accidentally".. I may surrender to them even faster..
my trainee memorized my phone passcode by watching me and monitors my communications in my sleep
>>570988223
>>570988223Transcend gor sure
>they're erping in the wc threadThere is no winning
>>570988358As if ruby would EVER let her trainer quit
>>570988519Janitore...
7 and I order a pizza Any other number and I actually cook something 0 and I eat carrots
My trainee keeps interpreting my words wrong
>>570988667Doctore...
i raped my trainee
>>570988358Ruby tore is literally me.
Any McQueen nonnies?
>>570988760You think you didBut you didnt
>>570988693Whatcha cookin, Cafebro?
>>570988542what thread? and why are you following them you weirdo
>>570988760For the last time you can’t rape an Uma Musume If you fucked one, it’s consensual. The only charge you’ll get is statutory rape because you fucked a minor
I regularly get bludgeoned by my trainee's fat saggers
>>570988359by actually raping said trainer. or by giving up and just shutting up because it's over for you lol
my trainee built like younger Toguro
>>570988358Neither Ruby, her mother, nor her grandmother would let their trainer quit
>>570988914My condolences, 1.2k PWR 1 wit GolShi trainer
>>570988914gentilbro...
>>570988817Rubytore...
no uma would be interested in me that way because I am a white male in his 30s
My trainee threatened me by saying she would tell the academy I tried to rape her if I didn't let her rape me.
Bouquet's chamomile flavored breast milk...
>>570988987she's cute here
>>570989052>>570988358
>>570988987
>>570989140Rubys trainer really needs like a therapist or something
>>570989110those pijamas are so sexy
>>570989052>>570989140These are my favorite brand of comics
Wtf sweepydev
when is Ruby being released anyway?
>>570989238Why is Ramonu always starting shit
>>570989238No, it's easier to manipulate him that way
>>570988882Good question; I might just make some bullshit with potatoes >>570989052>>570989140Helios must get so mad seeing Ruby’s Toreina ignore Ruby’s affections
my trainee is a loser with mosquito bite titties
>>570989328What trainer being dense?
>>570983051Jo Cappuccino...
>>570989348>anime avatar, wanna be weeb>bitching about pedophilia>on fucking xitter
>>570989260So Uma's can birth other Uma's but can a human birth an Uma and for that matter can an Uma birth a human, Uma's are exclusively female so they crave human men
>>570989238It's ruby's fault anyways
>>570989348>>570989452>1k likesyou people really lose your minds over fucking nothing, swear to god
>>570989371In 2 months
>>570989452It's a self-insert uma with Shakur, anon. It is as obvious as bait gets.
>>570989498I mean its kinda both their faults?Trainer no shit has some sorta complexBut rubys absolute shit at getting her real feelings across
>>570989489An Uma woman can have human sons and Uma daughters. I'm not sure if a human woman can have an Uma daughter or not, I've gotten conflicting answers there from "Never" to "very small chance of Uma."
>>570989431Yes. Especially if the trainee gets upset about it.
I missed sweep tosho...
>>570989547yeah I think it's over
>>570989489>can a human birth an Umayes but chances are extremely low>can an Uma birth a humanyes, but only males
>>570989427...does your trainee also happen to be particularly fond of sweets?
how cucked do umas feel when they get a female trainer?
>>570989761>sees super creek in cingrey Not very all things considered
>>570989238I also think Rubytore would be better with a milf uma
>>570989761Wedding Gentildonna Ult.webm
>>570989739yes! she loves ice cream and parfaits the most.
>>570989761Depends?Riko's and Aoi's trainees seem fine...
>>570983051Michigan Coffee
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>570989912ok but Meek and Cocon are autistic
>>570989761They'll be fine, Tracen is NOT a matchmaking center
>>570989761Meek...
>>570989830she would when I'm fucking that ningen on god
>>570989850No you dont.
I don't like it when people feign interest in uma purely so they can talk about fucking teenagers all day. Uma is hardly the only japanese property to have this issue of a shitty sexcrazed pedo fanbase but its really annoying every time
I look like this IRL by the way
>>570990079bait
>>570989853
It is a trainers solum duty to impregnate all his wives and build an unstoppable team
>>570989761Speaking of in-universe, having a personal trainer is pretty uncommon. Most trainers manage a team of Umas or they join a larger team and work as a sub-trainer.The only Uma confirmed to always have a personal trainer is Still in Love.
>>570990071But I do.Ruby tore should be coddled by Creek or Dream Journey.
>>570990079>I don't like it when people feign interest in uma purely so they can talk about fucking teenagers all day
>>570990030a 30+ year old wrote this post
>>570989761Female trainers get fingered
>>570990010what about glasse?>>570990124take those fake ears off aoi, they wont make trainer date you
>>570990079whats wrong with pedos
My trainee has been in a slump lately. Ever since I brought my girlfriend out to the races to see just how great my trainee is. Any solutions?
>>570988358I need more despairing images like this. I love them for some reason
>>570990079ok but the grown ass women are still fair game right?
>>570989761Cucked?
>>570990192I feel like rubytore wouldnt really work with any umas that would actually be able to identify his imposter syndrome/inferiority complex
>>570989761Curren literally has a female trainer and is fine.Super Creek has a female trainer and probably goo goo babies with her too.Fuckin Star Blossom has female trainers.Every Uma acts the same way whether you're female or male, with like 2 exceptions. I'm not sure why people still bring this up.
>>570990254
>>570990269are you perhaps the trainer of Still in Love?
>>570990181I'd have a bit of trouble getting it up for Golshi, but that's because I don't see her as a woman, just an agent of chaos. I'm sure I could make it work, though. Would not have trouble with the others, and some of those umas are so hot I'd probably finish faster than an IRL stallion, sad to say.
>>570990214yeah, 32.
>>570990374Yeah but do female trainers get raped in a different way?
Guys I said I was a new trainer who didn't have a trainee on umachan and now there's a bunch of screaming and banging outside my room, I'm scared
>>570990269>t. girlfriend mysteriously dumped this trainer less than 2 weeks laterBut for real how annoying must it be to be dating an umas personal trainer?Like their life almost constantly revolves around some uma, that has to cause issues or something.
don't flirt with your gf in front of your trainee
>>570990079Because it's funny.The dichtonomy of being the adult yet hopelessly physically outmatched by your junior is good comedy. She's half your size and age but could easily lift you up.You're basically her boss but she can grab the leash anytime she wants. It's a classic subversion of what you'd expect from the situation so it's humorous.I don't post about Almond Eye's one sided advances because it's a fantasy of mine. I do it because it's funny.
>>570990315Do whatever the fuck you want but its very clear that a sizable majority of people that talk about uma online don't actually engage with the game at any meaningful level and are basically just sex tourists.
>>570989761and also
>>570990406Yeah! How did you know?
>>570990374well you see when you learn new information not everyone else immediately does, so they might still ask questions. hope this helps your cognitive development.
>>570990529>a bunch of screaming and banging outside my roomfake news
>>570990623i'm staring because your tits are just so FUCKING FAT HOLY SHIT
>>570990285The only angst art I've enjoyed of uma has been this. It just makes my cuteness agression for fuku go up to extreme levels.Don't feel like putting it through google tl so she's essentially saying something along the lines of: "I won't say anything bad today, so... We can be together, right?"
>>570990309I need to fuck Mejiro Ardan..
>>570990681Playing the game without seeing ANY of the extra material is retarded.
>>570990640>>570990374misquote
>>570990371I really do want to see it. A trainer with shit self esteem being helped out of it sounds like a decent subplot to a career.
>>570990640she can't handle all dat
>>570990482male trainers get raped for their seedfemale trainers get raped to remind them that they're on the bottom of the food chain
>>570990640Imagine how raped you are being the trainer of multiple trainees
>>570990382Sweepy would do this.If she could use magic, that is.
>>570990640Cyclops Air Groove...
>>570990851you mean like Sirius' trainer?
>>570990309the earth is filled with creatures that eat and shit and later die and putrefy. the existence of shit and rot makes me displeased with God's creation. but 2d images hide this fact and just make me feel horny
>>570990769>>570990774I'm just telling you this now you don't get scared later, when someone puts their hands in front of their face they don't ACTUALLY disappear. hope this helps.
>>570991089>when someone puts their hands in front of their face they don't ACTUALLY disappearWhat the FUCK
>>570991025Place the yoke of blame not at the feet of Yaldabaoth, but upon the shoulders of Sophia for thrice damning man to these conditions
>>570991025>eat and shit and later die and putrefythanks for leaving fuck out of this so i don't feel left out
For some reason I thought pace chasers needed a lot of stamina to keep up with front runners back when I started this game
>>570991089I refuse to believe in the existence of external reality. Any replies to this post are merely the creation of my unconscious
>>570991389They do have the highest stam requirements if you ignore spot struggle
>>570991089>when someone puts their hands in front of their face they don't ACTUALLY disappear.that's a lie... it was magic...
Teio would make a great mom but I'm not sure if her tiny body can go through childbirth
>>570991524What the...
>>570991594Eh, smaller have survived.
>>570991210anon, why did the demiurge not give me a cute uma gf or make me a cute uma to encourage me to not achieve gnosis and escape this world?
>>570991646Thanks
>>570991524>why isn’t my trainee answering the phone?
>>570991481>I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>570991779If your trainee can get off simply from your texts then she has issues...
Hear me out
>>570991763Yaldabaoth is cursed to maintain a world without umamusume just as we are anon cursed to live within it, for it is denied the same gnosis we are denied
>>570991210our lady sophia was redeemed by christ for her error. perhaps i too will experience pneumatic union with the godhead
>>570991935"Hear me out" and it's the hottest piece of ass released these past few months
>>570991935fucking whore sexy slut rape
>>570991935Needs a teasing
admiring her groove (groove means umanko)
>>570991935>she's Air Groove but meanerimagine the sex
>>570991763>>570991210>>570991961>>570991940Stop complaining and pick up a gun so we can kill god and take his throne so we can make Uma musume real
>803k
>>570992101>Trainers dress shirt ends above his navelMaybe trainer is a slut...
>>570992215cb stands for sex
>>570992162She's not mean.>>570992101It really is funny how this did basically happen in her career..
>>570992162all mean girls are submissive in bed
>>570992213I merely enact the will of Shiraoki-sama, and she shall be enthroned
>>570992213making umas real would only lead to the worship of matter and not true gnosis
>>570992241>sitting at 840k just by slowly leveling my cardsThey can’t make me update my TT team
>>570992287>It really is funny how this did basically happen in her career.oh did it now?
Only the richest most well connected umas can manipulate the system and get their own personal trainer.
>>570992418>840kThat was me with 14%. I decided to level all my cards and now I'm at 19%, and got a 890k score.
>>570992504But we got country bumpkins and haru urara getting personal trainers...
>>570992504How rich is Ulala?
>>570990374>Curren literally has a female trainer and is fine.retard
It's Doug DimmaDAHBY, owner of the Dimmsdale DimmaDAHBY
>>570992593not rich enough to rig races in her favor
>>570992504the Satonos are clean and did not manipulate the system to have Satono Diamond obtain her trainer
>>570992609I am Chan's trainer (female)
>>570992215I need to correct her
>>570992763Keep swimming fatty
>>570992571I’m at 18.16% right now. Going to finally replace my Sprinters when the Sprint CM comes up, and my Medium team when this CM concludes and we have Throne
>>570992612I hope no one distorts this cute image
>>570992761I mean she kinda just demanded he become her trainer and he said yes so...
>>570992423Yeah, actually. It wasn't after she beat Still though, it was after the second Elizabeth Cup. Trainer is like "well, I guess I don't have to stand by your side anymore." And she's like "??? The contract is indefinite. We never set an end date."
>>570992761
>>570992593her dad
>>570992874FORSAKENED, I AM AWAKEEEENED
based stallion lover
>>570993107AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>570993205DESCENDING MISERY DESTINY CHASING TIIIIIIIIIME
>>570993175I feel like the type of woman to be a little happy at that news is either a very normal woman or a very very bad one and there's no in-between
>>570993175dangerous
>>570991935paizuri
i like how le lucky horse always shows up if you remove a debuff via the shrine DAS RITE SHIRAOKI IS THE DA GOAT DA GOOAAAAT
>>570993313I think everyone would prefer to be their loved ones first
>>570993175>>570993313This doesn't work when you're 30+
Hear me out. What if we... didn't marry our trainees? What if we set clear boundaries?
>>570992959>And she's like "??? The contract is indefinite. We never set an end date.this is keeping me against my will
>>570993496
>>570993496Trainers don't have rights.
>that scene in cingrey finale where the director rejects the old man's retirement letter
>>570993496you train a new trainee every 3 years, you will eventually marry one
>>570993570You might keep getting assigned boy umas.
>>570986946Hitting Dia with this pose as I taunt her in the brattiest way possible
>>570993521I mean, Trainer would happily stay but he also is very, very, scared of scaring her away by being overly attentive or affectionate. The way he handles her is weird because he really doesn't want her going back into her shell, so he ends up getting help a lot, mostly from Air Groove, in order to actively help her out.
>>570993496Even better, what if we married trainers instead? I heard Aoi is single! What a catch!
i need seiun sky sexsex with seiun sky
>>570993442It doesn't work periodMost people even in their 20s have some experienceLosers like us on this site are a rare exception, and we have an abnormally high concentration of them
>>570993698ningen hands typed this post
>105k carats + 21 ticketsyep i'm thinking my account is ready to be SHAKKED tomorrow
>>570993675anon... you dont wanna go to epsatono island...
>>570993698Kiryuin... shouldn't you be training meek right now?
>>570993496I would never marry my trainee
>>570993313>or a very very bad oneMy ex-girlfriend was upset that I was good at kissing. Awful person.
>>570993659Is it possible to fuck a boy uma pregnant?
>>570993659but this looks like a girl
>>570993659catnip will fix that
>>570993879
>>570993873WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR HUMAN DAUGHTERS!
>>570994014Spechan... is orange?
>>570994014I can't believe Spechud ate Suzuka
>>570993928what is the implication of this image? did torena fuck seiun sky while she was asleep?
>>570994169Sky got drunk from the catnip and remembers what she did after recovery
>>570994169no, but he kissed her
*unboys*
>>570994169Probably somehow got high off catnip, said something embarassing to her trainer, who then took care of her when she recovered.Then she remembered what she said afterwards.
>>570994242put back the short hair... this is your only warning...
>>570993442Depends on the chick. Assuming you're not a blatant freak with obvious reasons for it a very normal woman would find it strange but be more likely to just brush it off if she already likes you.
I want to hold Fuku's hand.
>>570994298
>>570993175Now this is the kind of wish fulfillment I seek
>>570994242the best way to unboy your uma is giving her a kid
>>570994413>slopkys
PULLFORSHAKUR
>>570994135She ichigo daifuku’d too close to the sun
>>570994418AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE WHORE JUMPSCARE
yaaaaaaaaahhhh
How detrimental is it really to have B in a race style?
>>57099454610% loss in wit
intercourse with Light Hello's boobs
>>570994493>the bald part of the tail is just barely shown Soul?
>>570994493I'm needy and I want eye contact
>>570994402>Comes up with an excuse to hold your hand when she is down on her luckCute>>570994493Woah
>>570994242id still fuck the shit out of both of them
>>570994419infinite trainees
>>570994493
Remember, you can only pull Shakur tomorrow if you have MLB Shakur wit or you're a larper
>>570994493everyone is saying this
>>570994493I don't think that's her trainer...
>>570994730The average viewer when they see a crumb of Tore x Uma
>>570994730love these edits
>>570994734Shakur never graced my account though
>>570994493>condomsGay.
>>570994873Don't be rude with Mirako's dinner
>>570994802>I don't thinkyou can stop right there anon
>>570994837this can only end with a censored scene
>>570994734shakur wit never had a banner and oshipulling for cards is deeply retardedshakur herself would be very disappointed in you for being so stupid
Uma tits are outrageous
You are a sub-trainer and the team's lead trainer just told you that you are responsible for Mejiro Ryan. She won't rape you because she's too embarrassed to do so. What would you do in this situation?
>>570994873you fuck her first with condoms then you go rawthis is how you persuade a woman to let you fuck her rawnigga never had sex lol
>>570994846this torena was brutally raped after donna found him
>>570995085I want to fuck my CF and her sexy as hell roomie so bad
>>570995121Mating press
>>570995121>oh cool I get to personally train an uma musume, and a mejiro at that!
>>570995121Tell her she'd look better bald.
>>570995121cum in her protein shake
>>570995121hide a doujin where she will find it that will help her get over her fears
>>570995121I'll do my best to lead her to be a great Umamusume, worthy of her family name. I'll be her buddy. Her compatriot. Her ally. I'm sure that's all she really wants and needs.
>>570994837Umas giving you the look...
>>570995128or just get married?you retards always gotta overcomplicate things
>>570995121LET'S MUSCLESAAAIIDO CHEESTOOO
>>570993879She's an uma too so she can protect me just as fine against other umas unless against Kawakami, Gentil, and Nishino
>>570995121tell her to wear a paper bag
>>570995261I like that look
>>570994846
>>570995121RYAN LOVE
>>570995121Tell her to use hair serums as part of training course
>>570995436
>>570994837sexMEGA SEXsex>>570995261MEGA SEXdont care but sex i guesssex
>>570995315yeah bro just get married haha
>>570995590Saying things like this will give your trainee the wrong idea.
>>570995653that's the plan
>>570994169I raped her yes
>>570995653He'll be safe because Mejiro Palmer is gay for Helios.
>>570995590Wouldn't this make your trainee think she has a chance with you?
>>570995590>>570995771palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex palmer sex
>>570995757>he doesnt knowYou should check out palmers career anonIts pretty cute
>>570995771good
Kitasan Black. May his balls be filled with cum. May his mares be always in estrus
>>570995613Doing the little jig she likes so she doesn’t crush my balls
>>570995121My best.
>>570995885buebuebue's clues
>>570995881holy sex
>>570995824I did it. I liked it when she told Helios "I love you soooo much!" at the end of the Arima Kinen.
>>570995121[x]Rape the maid.
>>570995960
>>570995881Umas sabotaging their trainer's dates all to have him to themselves...
>>570996030what the fuck did Taishin mean by this
>>570996030That's the kind of thing that could kill a man if he heard it without prep
>>570996045
>>570995884
>>570995991Ah yes that scene
>>570995771What if she does have a chance?
>>570996030
>>570996282Wifeshin
>>570996278sex sex etc etc
>>570995991Oh wait actually were you talking about this scene?
>>570996240
remember, once they're done with their senior class (age 3) they're fully legal
Must suck to be Falco. Can help everyone with their love life, but cannot help your own.
>>570996396and xitter tards will still call you a pedophile for lasting after urara
>>570996282I urge you to stop what you're doing right now otherwise I won't be able to see Taishin as a trainee but as a wife.
>>570996365Whoops forgot the image
>>570996089she wants to be a mom
>>570996446What's with Falco being ignored by her trainer? Doesn't she have a strict idol-manager relationship with him?
>>570996523Yeah, I was being retarded on purpose by saying it was Helios and not Torena. Have some King and Sky.
>>570996583Umas should wear bras.
>>570996583>HUGE first rate side titsssssssssssex>medium/small boy tits
do they have rec leagues for umas that are 30+?
pink taiki has grown on me to become one of my favorite uma outfits. It's simultaneously cute and sexy af
Palmer a cute.
>>570996651you dont want giant saggers by foal #5?homo
>>570996537what the fuck what the FUCK you can't do this to me, you can't just tell me Taishin is the most wifeable uma out of BNW
Stego cute.
>suddenly completely organic palmer postingyeah you guys are not on discord
>>570996745what starts with "s" and ends with "x"?
>>570996793There's a reason Taishin gets most of the Umawife art of the three.
>>570996726I like her skill animation, seems like a date
>>570996708the twilight farm league dreams? i think? something like that
>>570996396My uma wife leaving me a widow...
the forgotten umadol...
>>570996846Spandex?
>>570996396cygames made this
>>570996396umas start racing in year 2, 3 is classics they're 4 in senoir year
>>570996804https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/REALLY%20LOVE%20STEGO/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/stego%20cute/At some point you have to realize you're mentally ill, right? Every day for almost 6 months of this shit, surely you have something better to do with your life?
>>570996846Seedbox?
Actually, does Winning Ticket get much with their trainer? Taishin is plenty wifeable and Biwa has Taishin and Brian accusing her of having a crush on you.
>>570996804https://files.catbox.moe/cccflt.png
>>570997097Only you care since you are actually mentally ill. Surely you have something else going on with your life?
>>570997231I see I touched a nerve. Maybe you should get a job since you like repetitive tasks.
>>570996756Walking around with Palmer's legs and butt clad in bloomers would be too erotic.How would I hide my erection...
>>570997323>schizo trying to police 4chan lol
>>570997347You don't. You make her see what she is doing to you so that you go behind the school so she can help you with it, since it was her fault.
>>570997145It's been a long time since I played Ticket's story, but I think there was something about it during her Christmas event
>>570997145No, not really.Her gimmick of crying over everything kinda overrides most of your interactions with her.
>>570997405>Post the same shit over and over again every single day when no one gives a single fuck about what you think >But I'm the schizolol
I am the only non mentally ill person on this website
>>570997097>>570996804i didn't care about stegoanon for a long time, but theyve started to annoy me too. Get another hobby neigha. Or go make a shxitter. Or just seriously stop posting every day fag
>>570997585>no one gives a single fuck about what you thinkTouched a nerve and you had a melty over it, sad behavior
>>570997347I get an erection just seeing her normally
Some y'all got real thin skin dontcha
taishin really is such a good girl
>>570997585You could just ask them out normally.>hey here is my steam friend code>hey here is my xitteretc.
>Anon has never figured out how to filter a ritual post, the literal easiest kind of post to filterAnon...
>>570997929No one should have to. Avatarfags need to just get banned.
If you throw a tantrum over one harmless post you should get yourself checked out desu
>Anon has never had his bussy stretched and his insides stained whitebend over
I.Am.Eternal.https://youtu.be/nlxfDvSyPKA?si=K10BGNWLrhwwGyYv&t=14
Palmer Love.
>>570998105Do palmer and helios bite?
>>570996846S U S S E X
>>570998184All over. To make sure you cannot hide the bites.
>>570997627Nice to see one normal person in this godforsaken thread
>>570998027how many times are you gonna samefag dude? no one believes theres suddenly 5 anons defending stego, especially when the thread is slow, retard. It's literally against the rules to avatarfag. stego is not ritual posting, its avatarfagging.
>>570998296We're back at Tracen, so look at how hard I can pee, Torena!
>>570998296hes just like me...
>>570998346People arent defending stegoThey are saying people that complain about it are retards for not just ignoring it or filtering it
>>570998346Just press the funny button then. Let the meidos decide if you're right.
>>570998346This >>570998456 but you are too stupid to realize that or just autistic idk
>>570998456>Just ignore the rule breakers!
>>570998521>>570998514>>570998456>stop metaposting about the avatarfag>let us metapost to tell you why youre wrong
>>570998576If you are so sure they are breaking a rule then report them and let a janny handle it you egg
>>570998576I don't see you complaining about people posting softcore porn, erp, and off game posting. But a guy posting they love staygold? That's where you draw the line?
>>570998276vodka's morning routine is cool too!
>>570998296I wish I was Teio's urinal
>random ass niggas "defending" avatarfag is inorganic samefagging but random ass niggas "attacking" people for pointing out the right way to deal with shitposters is le heckin real and wholesome chungusget real dude.
I'm just gonna keep posting pictures.
>one stego post that you can ignore like a normal person>nyooo my rulebreakers on my anonymous forum/uma/ is not your safe space you family or your friend, shut the fuck up and seek help
>>570998690Going to bed with wet hair sounds badNo thanks
>>570998576yes? what is your expected outcome by giving people you don't like attention
>>570998675The porn gets deleted.
>hall monitor pissing his panties and having a melty (daily occurrence) because he saw a picture that triggered himyaaaaaaawn be back later
>>570998903>>570983042Doesn't look deleted to me bub.Enforce all the rules or none at all faggot.
>solutions presented>no actions taken>complaints continueWomen should not be allowed to post on 4chan.org.
Your trainee just read her fortune and it says you need to have unprotected sex with her! Now! Will you be a good trainer or let your trainee suffer from mood down -5?
>>570998938they need to rangeban india again
>>5709991187 and it is a successful and healthy pregnancy on the first try!
>>570999002>heres a woman in a bikini>its porn btwyou fucking puritanical zoomers need to be put on a cross
hiwhat happened
Ikuno-san is cuter with her glasses off. Glasses are nothing more than a debuff.
>>570999002Cross-thread (You)!!! Umazing
>guy keeps samefagging despite the thread being slow, revealing he is definitely samefaggingsomeone this dumb has to be esl
>>570998346But Taiki spam is ok right bro?
God only knows what the fuck is wrong with me
>>570999463God: I have no fucking clue what is up with this creature
>>570999439uh, what? wheres this taiki spam lol. Jesus christ how stupid are you, or can you just literally not read english?
>>570999439Yes
>>570999370Pearl is hotShe should have more fans
>>570999439Yes.
oh ok just another seatardas expected :p
Here’s some Shakur posting for Glowie-san
>my biggest inspo everyep this run is doomed.. already lost to a statlet to lose the triple crown
>>570999732Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts mysterious stranger.
>>570999463A gloved handjob from Fine Motion would fix me
>>570999732
Ah, I need it. I had one of these for Syoko for the longest but then I dropped a drink on it and struggled getting it clean. I need Stego.
>>571000036
>>571000104Doto one is cute too.
>>571000104Fuck off already
56889828open cm room
>>571000213
Ace run or parent runDecide for me, I can’t be asked to make good decisions right now
>>571000380Need a whole doujin (non r18) with Shakur and her trainer in rom com shenanigans while the uma trainee tries to get them together
>>570998867keep posting this artist specifically
>>571000593I will consider your request after this image.
this is me, if you care
>>571000274You first
>>571000772I don’t
>>571000540>installed fiber internet for shakurtrainer really does care...
>>571000890o-oh...
>>571000593After careful review, your request has been approved.
>>571000968fatass
Suddenly another US. Really weird, won't complain though.
should I bother with dominators for this CM
>>571000968Cumming between Belno's tits all night long
>>571001006
>>571001110do you have hoguri?yesdo you not have hoguri?yesare you in graded?yes
>>571000540This one has a sequel, I hope someone translates it someday
For late surgers, is it better to go Moving Past and Beyond or Ryan's inheirt?>bothI'm using Rudolf's inherit for the other one. Silly for attention grabbing
These two...https://x.com/Anayet321/status/2067415096846954996
Kill 382,274,953,010 chestnuts
>>571001329gwo? your ryan/dober grandparent on your ryan/dober parent?
>>571000354Once GL starts I might be forced to join you in the boonies but for now it is not the time...
>>571001006>>571001160So awkward...
>>571001392
>>570984629Lilac love! and marriage!
>>571001295WHERE
>>571001531>>571001505>>571001392>>571001090You can all fuck off too
>>571001453dont worry bwo i'll keep it warm for you
>>571001505
I wish Gimlet would come sooner. I don't care if she is meta or trash, I want Gimlet.
>>570999787my second inspo was huge too.. even procd mile s and power S. awful low roll proceeded ofc. zzz. Though, literally no one finished their fuckin chain so the low roll doesnt hurt as much..
>>571001410She would say this.
>>571001445Well I have a Ryan grandparent but I'm not sure if I should risk it with inspiration roll. I want to at least one guaranteed acce inherit and not sure which is better
>>571001090I got ss+, once on a tt uma.
what's next
>>571000968Jou is so lucky
OHHHi get it nowtodays schizo is the antijp faggot
orenji
>>571001576I like this Dober. I'm keeping her.
whens that fuckin tachyon upgrade event coming?
>>571000772Cap (as in Peak)
>>571001541https://x.com/abata_takasu/status/2038945544278823253?s=20
>>571001617not enough stamina even with 3 recoveries
umasumi umadacchi
>>571001775Much later, why are you expecting it to happen now
>>571001853because im tired of this games bs 2*?
>>571001329Both. Rudolf should be a grandparent.
>>571001660anime adaption of the gold ship gag manga
>>571001863But horses are cool and cute
>>570986392>>570986404Umas canonically have superhuman strength and the weight of the URA behind them My headcanon is that the URA as a government organization will cover up any uma-cause scandal thus they're untouchable, women are dumb, but not that dumb
>>571001814thanks sherlock
>>571001863We love Teio
>>571001895bwuh well I could do that
unironically what did she mean by this
>>571001006>>571001160>request approvedlets gooooooooooooooo
>>571002036no problem
>>571002051uhh... she lost count after 2?i dunno
>>571001840umasumi..
>>571002049Ideally you have 4 velocity grandparents so you hit at least one of them between Rudolf, Oguri, Spe, NYOpera, etc. Inari works nowadays too but hers is inconsistent because of the duel requirement
>have hogger>wanna run front>but also have to use domslopdo I run front - pace - dom or something
I wish my rice cooker was working.
>>571002192WE look like this
>>571001812So cute…
it won't happen but tabaru winning the larc would be unfathomably kino
>>571002421Quick to take the hand out...
I just had a friend get cheated on by his fiancée of a year, and when he called the other guy to confirm, the guy though my friend was "the other guy". What uma would never to do this to my friend? She had even integrated him with her family and cooked for him.
>>571002479Fuck off
>>571002479Tabaru will go to France, only to find the turf to be Firm. All may seem lost, but there was one thing France didn’t account for-French Firm is Japanese Good
>>571002557All of themUmamusume are pure of heart
>>571001775not worth it with those whites desu
>>571002446We do.
i have no idea what this guy is trying to say, but uh manhattan cafe
>>571002653even her?
>>571002712Yeah
>>571002479If that happened the Gold clan glazing would be eternal and I'm all for it
>>571002401very cute
>>571002712Pure of heart, not necessarily pure of body
post something cute
>>571001812she's such a grump
>>571002849
>>571002479Dog shit horse wouldn't even get 1st >>571002779He's not gold clan because stay gold is irrelevant by now
>>571002557>cooked for himisn't this something normal?
About 3 weeks ago I got sick of being fat for the hundredth time in over a decade. I had some trouble with health in general, like I developed astigmatism I've never had before and not gonna lie I was scared it could be from diabetes or something because as a fat person I also have a lot of the other symptoms like fatigue. No medical money for non emergencies so I'm just looking to correct my path before it becomes one.I don't want to die of a heart attack in my 40s because I couldn't stick to self improvement. I've tried to lose weight before but always give up before any results. A lot of that was letting myself take a day off because I was tired or felt really hungry or just got depressed and gave up./uma/ has genuinely helped me finally stick with it long enough to see some results. I'm down from about 275LB 3 weeks ago to about 262 now. I've heard the first 5 can be just water weight but I'm confident enough I'm actually losing weight to be feeling happy for the first time in a long time. I'm eating a little less, especially not buying much candy anymore. Every night I'm briskly walking for the full duration I'm training my 1 or 2 Uma runs a day, so 30-90 minutes depending on what I'm doing. I don't want to let my danchou and club down so I'm not letting myself skip an uma day, and I'm not letting myself do an uma run unless I'm moving too. I'm already feeling a bit stronger and getting less tired even on longer walks then I was doing the first week. Sorry for the autism, I'm posting it here to double down and make sure I keep to this. I feel like /uma/ has been the thing to keep me on track in a way none of the other things I've ever tried have. By committing this far I hope I can use the potential for embarrassment if I give up to drive me to keep improving. I can only hope I'll post an update once every few weeks, it'll always have a new image of the same scale. It won't go all at once but even a little progress each time will add up.
>>571002956not for American women
>>571002304I'm thinking of borrowing my 2nd borrow. I have a Ryan and Rudolf with the others as their grandparentThey're non-MANT though so low affinity.
裏切り者。
>>571002995gj teiobroWhen I started watching uma I was 265lbsNow 3 years later I'm 185. Don't rush, just be steady.
>>571002995proud of you anon!
>>571002712She's 100% pure slut, that's purity in its own way.
>>571003121
>>571003121裏切っていこう!
the chiyonotes have been updated
why is teio associated with fatties
Yes or no?I vote no.
>>571002995Good job bwo! Keep it up, and you're gonna make it! Preferably you should start relying on protein bars if you could, and if you do want to eat a lot, eat non oily foods, less rice/bread, fishes, and chicken while doing pushups as a punishment from a game I've been playing years ago with anons from another boardThis is what I did years ago when I was 90kg, and I was able to go down to 65kg in just few months.
>>571003484too fat
>>571003484too fat, and tall
>>571003530I meant eat fishes and chicken if you're craving for good food more greens while less bread and rice
>>571003484Too 3D
>>570986521Wasn't expecting a Todd Akin reference all these years later on my horsegirl racing game discussion board.
>>571003184>>571003164>>571003530Thanks.>Don't rush, just be steady.That's the plan. I know from experience one of the easiest ways to fail is to expect it to drop fast when it just doesn't work that way and it has to be a long term habit change. I've never gotten far enough to see real results so getting this far and having habits set up is feeling great. I'm gonna survive MANT and go hard into GL.>Preferably you should start relying on protein bars if you couldI've been looking at more diet adjustments, that's a hard part for me but I'm slowly feeling less hungry from skipping taking extra snacks, and eating slightly smaller portions. I don't want to go too hard all at once on food but I'll save this post and look into what I should be doing for food once I'm comfortable with the tweaks I already made there and looking for the next few to work on.I don't want to derail or attentionwhore too hard so this'll be my last post on the topic until another scale image which probably won't be for a few weeks when there's a noticeable change that sticks a couple days.
>>571002995Good luck anon and please stick to it>just got depressed and gave upThe trick is forcing yourself to start and sticking to the schedule. Once your muscles are burning and you're out of breath you won't have much leeway for silly thoughts.btw oats and protein shakes are highly filling
digitan sex?
Digitan Rape
Team Canopus owes me sex.
what did she mean by this?
>>571003936I believe bwo! It's only hard at first but it becomes normal as long as you can follow your schedule and start eating less, but not to the point that your body will shut down.
>>571004474Atleast 10
Poster below owes me sex
Poster above owes me sex
zero sum sex
Posters above have to let me watch
>>571004435How do I get Machitan to sit on my face
>>571004779just lie down and she'll probably trip sooner or laterdoto might kill you first though
>>571004638Hey
>>571004930Hey
>>571004779Ask politely
>>571005014I really need to impregnate Director Akikawa.
>>571004978*smooches you*For good luck
>>571005014The director should become my trainee
>>571004978is there a single artist who made all of these things or what? where did they come from.
>>571005092one anon made them here but he's on vacation
>>571005092sup
>>571005092Yeah and they're all in herehttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>571005092There is a MEGA link full of these
>kikuka sho with 500 stamina and 300 guts>somehow lose three times in a row to generic non-rival NTR with 300 stamina and a gold recovery
>>571005423>only 500lmeow
>>571005326Rabi anon HATES UlalaWHERES MY ULALA
>>571002557(You) are the only male that Mejiro Dober ever has over ever will feel comfortable around. Even if they're attractive, especially if they're attractive. If the approach her she'll get scared and run away. If they surround her she'll panic and bowl them over. If they try to get physical she will push them off with the strength of an umamusume. It will damage your social life once you're married, but you will never ever have to worry about an affair.
>>571005326it's beautiful. marvelous.
>>571005326This reminds me I should request a Creek rabi
>>571005326what's a rabbi
>>571005326Inari Rabi soon (please)
To think all these new /vg/ bwos don't know who rabi is...
>>571005694The jew guy
I hate Rabi so fucking much
>>571005765SHUT
>>571005765epic 7 isn't relevant anymore though
Rabi are unique to /uma/, like cryers
>>571005883what's an Essex?
>>571005883>not posting the full-size version
Guts decks aren't even consistent
>>571006142>>571006062>>571005883>>571005765And kotposting?
>>571005765the bunny girl with the hammer and fairy?
>>571006145does the image have any correlation to what you said or..
>>571006250How about doro
>>571005765Well >we also call Speaki "cryers"
>>571001329>>571001641Dober's being 5th and 6th generally feels quite a bit more consistent. The downside that you can't get rushed doesn't feel that bad any more
How do I restart my Bourbon
>>571006290I want to consistently train Helios's Guts
>>571006323Doro is gay and stupid
>>571006357THEY'RE CALLED CRYERS>>571006396Yeah rushing is my main problem with Dober. Even at high wit I can still get rushed or fail the RNG
Bread?
>>571005857me too. rabiposters should face the wall.
>>570802618>>570802618>>570802618
>>571006572where
>>571006572no bread
>>571006572Can bake if no one else is baking
I'm baking
>>571006439press on her cervix and colon at the same time. Hold for 5s.
>>571006663>>571006736Aichan bread please
>>571006771Dozo>>571006884>>571006884>>571006884
>>571006756She keeps making weird noises...
The final /uma/ thread..
>>571006475Well there's the new Sweep Tosho skill, restraint, which helps with that. Not sure if there's any good parents with it yet though
