>>570848247
>>570998245Idk maybe, I'm just looking for a smaller grind to do alongside chambers and I don't have a VW yet. I think I've got most of the gear for doom (-lb?). Guide recommendations?
when are the new cg changes gonna happen? i accepted im gonna prob need the bowfucker to kill zuk
lazy ahh op
>>570998651Get LB and double death charge. I didn't watch any other than how to use Muffyn's tilemarkers.
pretty butter fly
when do you use dragon ammunition on an iron
>>570999250never you just hoard it.
>>570999052pretty bird pretty bird pretty bird
>>570999250for speed cas and thats it
Warming up my clicks by manual casting ice barrage on men in lumbridge before entering the wilderness
absolute unit spotted
246 from tears of guthix easy pb and a sailing level
>>571000549Gz
>>571000646dont make crap up
going back to cg to get enough armour seeds for all recolours
What about some ToB?
to the artio crystal+bowfa guy, just don't bring the helm
i would love to tob sigh if only someone would teach me
>>570999821typa player who bitches about quests
ive done had a bad case of too many bad days
>>571002492typa player who bitches about everything especially RWT bans
wtf!!the loot sucked though...
I forgot how boring whisperer was. Thank goodness for the eye.
>>571003782wtf is that chest looks like some rsps shit
>>571001817Good call, I only lose 1 max hit by dropping the helm. I want bring a spec weapon as well but I don't have many options
>>571003909https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/3rd_age_range_top
Never mind, this boss is sick.
>>571004253can you spare a mil
>>571004331Rsn?
>>571004253wtf????????????????? GZ
>>571004408retard wrangler
the boy i raid with is raiding without me........
>>571006254hes raiding with me and calling me mommy its over for you
>>571004408slanty gash
>I'm up 160m todayI love OSRS!
is there an osg discord im so lonely bros...
700 zulrahs and only an onyx to show for, this shit is so ass
>>571008262you can chisel that and make bolt tips for the new bolts
i need a pvm clan
if they needed you you'd be in one
>>571008262i'm at 1400 araxxor without a single drop
>>571008262Why do people still do Zulrah?
>>571009294Bp is nice
>>571009294drops/fun/clogs/money/pet/combat achievements i would guess
jagex straight up putting spoilers in their own blog smdh
>>571009409I guess I've been out of the loop, why did the BP price go up so much?
>>571009412why would you do any of those things its not a flex blah blah nothing is a flex
>>571009496yeah if you're not playing the most efficient way possible you're really wasting your account/life
>>571009482Bots got banned
>>571009482market manipulation to make people think bots got banned
>>571009843shut up fag
>the goyim know!
I remember buying BP for the first time, it took me a lot of slayer to get that 4m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scm9bCKw8nw
>>571010298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXpC_RnN2lY
>>571010557holy fucking sovlnado
Do we have tob?
>>571010718I just found a whole playlist, having a nostalgia trip.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF0F31F7D0C7F38CB
>>571010298back when they still made good music and trannies didnt exist
cant wait for squid island
i had squid for dinner
i am lantern harpooning squid for a beak to make a blowpipe
i have a pipe you can blow
no thanks. i'd rather make out with each squid i catch
whats the point of duoing yama if you are just killing it twice as fast but for half the drop rate
whats the point of doing anything
what a qiestion to ponder over.
CALM - Soaking worship instrumental | Prayer and Devotional
Chill instrumentals to study and game to before you get anxious about work tomorrow vibes
hmm today I will finish the requirements for the quest cape and listen to the websex radio
whats websex radio
how it feels to get 77 rc
radio.kwsx.online
is that link safe to click
>>571015430you cant click it, you have to copy and paste itbut to answer your question no its not safe its a confirmed virus
it contains a virus that gets your rsn and steals all your gp
I wish you could plant multiple herb seeds at once in exchange of having to wait much longer for them to be fully growndoing a herb run every hour gets kinda exhausting after a while
best inferno run yet and I ran out of death runes
tour.
>>571015919then don't do that
>>571015919do vorkath and then just buy what you need
>>571015919I think there's a similar mechanic in RS3. Though it might just be the ability to plant extra seeds for greater yields (but taking the same time), I forget.
>teaching my sweaty autistic chud bf to do inferno
what is the bigger flex:getting a huge achievement and bragging about itorgetting a huge achievement and not bragging about it
humbletooting about it
sometimes I look at the southern part of Varlamore's mainland and think "wow that is empty as hell" but then I remember half of the Gnome Stronghold is empty space
>>571016524Getting a small achievement and bragging about it.
>>571016524the latter
>>571016524getting a girlfriend (female)
>>571017602heyyy tob with me?? c:
>>571017927rsn?
>>571017974dumb roastiebut im perma muted cuz this cc hates women so u have to add me on disc or smthn c:
i fucking loathe these barracuda trials
>>571018059are you actually a dumb roastie
>>571018257no unfortunately im kinda smart
sigh he didnt even pm me ingame
>>571018284what did you get muted for?
>>571018480i said retard 3 times and then called tara a tranny after the 2 month mute cx
>>571018554wait you said that in the cc? isnt that kind of asking for it?
you sound pretty emotional to have uncontrollable outbursts like thati've never gotten muted in like 20+ years on this game
>>571018668im just impulsive ok>>571018681well ppl spam reported me so it was just insta muted for words that get censored
>>571018727>im just impulsive okthats alright, im not judging. they got me muted once before for calling myself retarded and yeah it was censored, shits gay
>>571018863two of the three times were me calling myself retarded lol jagex just doesnt care
>>571018921to your point before, ive only ever run entry tob so im no help there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfETw81y5kI
>>571019071then y are u wasting my time stupid moid
>>571019202kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCcamt8KZNQ
i fucking hate john dad
I got forum banned once or twice when the forums were still up
>>571019661lol what happened>>571019571i dont think about you........
i did too for posting zezimas in game location
>merii post at 4:20
>>571019749I think having too much fun in rants at its peak
>>571020009pvp shit talking or more like heated game design discussion?
>>571020157>rants>game discussionlmao
>>570998651Save on death fees by using a darklight and slayers staff.>>570999250Speed cas and tob
chat i hate women
good goy
>>571020379uh ive been banned on many occasions for this
im trying to get the big shark but its not coming :c
what should my tormented demons spec weapon be
>>571021517Burning claws or bp.
>>571021852blowpipe? really?
>>571022219Extends trips. 100% chance land
what if on a certain day of the week we talk like we on radios like i could say this is tony 6 i am going to the farming guild if anyone wants to come over. over.
Is now a buying opportunity? For the bottled storm I can only think of the iron wood island for wood cutting and maybe that lunar runecrafting. Cannon barrel I may dabble in combat and bounties to train sailing when I push for 99.
thats gay over
>>571023245>that picnever forget lmaoi made 210 mil in just over 2 days
>>571023443Isn't it too late. I had to wage slave when the patch dropped so the normal loot has to carry the profits. Can you farm vampire krakens normally or can do you need the missions?
have you considered the opportunity cost of looking at graphs and fumbling around with your abacus when you could be completing high level delves instead? literally wasted your time and my time with this nonsense.
>>571023578no, its overwhen i started selling them i was getting 8-9 mil for each one, they're down below 3 mil now>>571023613doom is a lot of effort and farming krakens for 2 days was as afk as it gets
if you're a main seriously just get into deep delving you can just buy tbow and skip the only difficult mechanic
>>571023728>you can just buy tbowdude yeah just buy a tbow its so easy just have 1.6b liquid to buy a tbow its sooooo easy
i just do whatever i want in the game and if i make gp that's a bonuseven if i lose money and have to sell gear to maintain membs it would still take years to go broke
>>571023830if you don't have the capital yet just buy tbow and do 1-7 or learn deep delving they're not that hard.
>>571023891not everyone got a free tbow dropped on the ground at the ge for them to pick up and call theirs
all i am seeing is self doubt and coping mechanisims to avoid learning delves and minimising opportunity costs. sub optimal gaming and the gamer not doing much for his or her reputation
>>571023891>Sweaty neet anons are saying delves are not that hardMe stuck at delve 5 :x
>>571023992stfu thanks
doom is not that fun that whole wacking it 20 times to take down its shield really turned me off
>>571023728>>571023830u can skip it consistently with sco bow + bp with dragon darts without any weird spec shit for car phase so u can just ags heal spam
>>571024183delve 5 is practically guaranteed 2 shield phases if you have the budget setup
>>571024126>doesnt show deep delvesok coper
i dont know why you are coming at me with personal attacks i am trying to help>>571024237
>>571024237ur probably just bad i can teach u how maybe hold ur hand a little would u like that?
>>571024414how is it a personal attack?>>571024413>you dont like choking on shit?? thats so cope>>571024525its the fucking gear. go use the budget setup and see how you have to do orb phase every single time and 2 shield phases on delve 5
>>571024581>how is it a personal attack?NTA but you come across as an elitist seether
>>571024016everyone starts somewhere lad, I have a job and I showered this morning.
>>571024639just lol
there we go, now its the gear. happy to spend two days at krakens with you thumb in your butt though when you could have delved and bought some good things to wear and be delving more and faster.
>>571024703its not a separate issue, the budget setup makes it way more effort than it has to be. i guarantee if i delved for the same amount of time that i did krakens i would have the same 0 drops that i currently have
How many of you consistenlty skip orb phase? I have to do orb phase practically every 5-8+ as well with a tbow (amethyst arrows if that matters a lot, using venator ring since that gives me multiple max hits with amethyst arrows). Sometimes I skip orb but that's mostly when I have a convenient grub for bp-tbows.
>>571024581wdym by budget setup cuz 99% of my doom i did with scobow, bp for car phase, and chally with 0 str swaps for melee punish and id skip boulders to floor 20 before i ran out of prayer if i didnt flicki used dragon arrows and darts is that too expensive for uu have to keep uptime on car phase with bp so try to place the rocks closeralso delve 5 is worse than 6+ but u can cheese it by waiting for a melee punish around 80% hpit should be rare that u have to do orb and very rare that u see 2 shield only when u noodle or spam brew urself to 1 ranged>>571024581also lol at complaining abt droprate when ur not even doing the best floors
>REEEE PLAY THE GAME LIKE HOW I SAY. >NOOOO YOU CAN NOT TRY OUT OTHER CONTENT stfu ngga
>>571024854>it should be rare that u have to do orb and very rare that u see 2 shieldok i dont care to continue engaging this, you are trolling obviously
>>571024821if ur not skipping orb with tbow then ur prolly missing a lot of ticksim sure dragon arrows would help but u should be fine without, is it close? i usually end up waiting for the end of car phase so i can clear acid
>>571024916u prolly have parkinsons or something idk skill issue
i am simply trying to explain how to better use your time and i think letting yourself get in a frenzy of rage about all of that is maybe my fault and i apologise as i didnt not mean to upset anyone.
>>571024998I'm confident I'm not missing that many ticks. I think what people might do differently is proc the first shield phase with a stronger hit when I'm mostly just tbowing it with whatever it happens to hit and maybe punishing with a nox hally for the phase. So I should keep track of hp and try to phase with a chally punish/zcb spec now that I recently got one? Most of the time it dies around the time orb starts/ends/somewhere in between, before next shield. Guess I could try getting it close to phase and then waiting for a punish too.
>>571025236nobody is raging, you are being antagonistic over the fact that i made 200 mil while afk
>>571025245it definitely helps a lot to wait for a big melee spec but i dont really do this unless i want 2 boulders before shield phase and if it doesnt do the melee punish by the 2nd boulder i just send itdefinitely zcb at the start of car phasemaybe dragon arrows really do matter that much idk mani have to start orb like 20% of the time maybe and it usually dies by the 1st or 2nd slam if soalso keeping him >75% and timing your tbow shot as a boulder comes out gets u 1 or 2 extra shots pre shield phase, or 1 extra after a nox/chally punish, if ur missing this shot it could be why, ive almost killed him pre shield phase with this cuz its potentially like 250 dmg
Reasons why I extended Greater Demon tasks in the wilderness: Number 3: Its a 30 minute task Number 2: the drops are pretty good! (pic related)Number 1: Easy 36k slayer xp and 180k range xp
i was trying to de escalate and you are continuing the personal attacks. it is undignified.
>>571026285bbbut what if i get pppked
>>571026352lmfao
i keep dying on the wave with the archer and mager because they stack behind each other and i end up getting wrecked as i'm not some prayer switching expert
>>571026727I haven’t died once, and I do the entire task in 1 trip
>that one osg poster who makes doom her whole personality
doing: killing greater Nechryaelslistening: The Disturbing Case of the Australian Baby Farmers.
>>571023891>if you don't have the capital yet just buy tbow"if you don't have the money to buy a tbow, just buy it anyway"
can I form a party of 1 go into tob and quit immediately to restore my special attack or is there a drawback to this
>>571031750typo i meant scobow
Ironman really restored my love for the game, I’m at the point where I just want to log in, enjoy maxed combat activities (other than prayer) with my friends. Lately big drops don’t really excite me anymore, it’s more of a relief that I’m done grinding whatever it is that I’m grinding, I’m a dad about to hit my 30’s and just wanted to show this small achievement off before I go through with my de-iron. I’d love to make a new account, and take a break from this one or just train up a new one however I just don’t have the personal time to dump into it, I wish you all the best on your grinds and future endeavors, time to play this MMO with others :)
>>571033820based
youv been located in the astral realm, enjoy endless torment
when you fall get up oh oh and if you fall get up eh eh
is the eel girl here
yeah what's up
>>571036096yooooo is that the eel girl
>>571035961yea wag1 make it snappy
what is the eel girls rsn
you: have tobi: have sexwe arent the same
it happened again fellasI got a strength level up notification during vorkath's acid breath phase which made me stay in place long enough to get hit oncethen I got the combat level up notification, got hit again and died
im not a fella
>>571036527ok now turn off the popups
is fella gender neutral term or should it be banned?
>>571036572oh fr? can i see
i dont care to police language im darkwoke like that
i miss when eel girl and jhnd were friends
things that never happened
i heard john dad sent nudes unprompted to her
>>571037084can i see
>>571037159add me rsn gnost
>>571037220you r offline
>>571031879nigga train your con, I'd rather just suicide at corp but yeah you can go in and out of tob to do this
When The Audience Doesn't Get The Joke
>>571037264what's yours i add you too
>>571037392don't call me niggaI'm not a nigga
>>571037454gnost
whats an osrs music for this feel
anything by mod ian
you have to be crazy to be genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCfZJ_l8g0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB3Ut3IGqcM
>>571038178could be maplestory music
>>571038286this was my exact same thought as wellthat track sounds like something straight out of Maplestory
If I watch an osrs youtube video and they:1. Have their in game music off2. Low detail and/or animation smoothing on3. Tile markers and boost information spamming the screenI report the video immediately and report them in game for botting too
>>571038819you are:1.autistic
>>571038884Stop playing like a soulless drone
>>571038819ok
>>571038994no
>>571038819>1. Have their in game music offAh yes, unedited extremely long-form gameplay.Surely the best and most engaging thing to be watching on youtube,
>>571039206Thos applies to boss guides and examples too
The feeling of cleaning out your seed box.#UIMoments
before anyone asked i seeded her box
>>571027189Defence level? You could bring an obsidian shield or rune kite instead of the book. The rangers only have 40 HP, so you shouldn't have to tank that many hits while praying mage. That said, I did it recently with 60 defence and the same setup with the book of law.
>>571040658I wish I could clean out my seed box, and potion stacks, but I need way way more torstol seeds.Also I'm very confused what you're supposed to be doing with a magic shortbow AND a rune crossbow at the same time, on top of a dragon halberd.
Almost time to get fishing to 77. What are the chill ways to go form 71-77?
>>571041678Deep sea trawling.
>>571041371Actually looking again, those are unpowered orbs, so skeletal wyverns.Yeah, you're never going to charge those things.
freaking hate this game like genuinely
>>571042264what happened
>>571041816But that's 15k exp per hour
My favorite thing bout my automatic wilderness teleporter, is that I can do extended rev tasks in one trip with an avarice
>>571024183jebaited Doom is so much easier with a tbow + zcb.
>>571043301>Just have 2b in gear broI'll get right on that. Can I get a loan?
>>571042342i died on wave 21 of the inferno
>>571040983Def 77. I'm not hitting very hard for some reason. Ranged is above level 70.
>>571044035Is that crossbow higher DPS than an rcb? The ranger should only hit you an average of 6 times or so
>>571044887No idea honestly
is the osrs twitch stream for the finale going to get cucked by ads
good goy already thinking about watching ads for a future event reddit sends its brightess normies
im obviously implying i dont want to watch them hello?
>>571044887>>571045625this is my inventory btw. if i don't keep the ranging buff up my dps goes to complete shit
chat my energy levels have not recovered sinec leagues help
>>571046714whoa mama
cant not read that in a johnny bravo voice
>>571046584Which rotation are you doing? I would expect you to have plenty of healing to just tank the rangers while praying mage
How do I get those labels sometimes I confuse yellow and pink and drink a sara brew instead of a restore I really need the labels to help
>>571047239Rotation 5. Swap the brews for sharks?
>>571046584you dont need brews, you can actually negate all damage in the caves. Get these two plug ins, they will tell you whats spawning and most important WHERE they are spawning, so you can just trap the ranger or mager accordingly.
hey guysim messing around in colo :)
struggling with fight caves in 2026 is crazy
>>571047831I have that plugin but eventually a wave comes where the ranger and mager spawn in similar places so they stack behind each other and when i get them stuck on a corner i have to tank one of their hits which usually ends me because my DPS is shit
Runescape is Broken by Design
>>571048058forgot my pic, get both of these
>herb sack>can hold at least one of each type of herb>seed box>can only hold a maximum of 6 different types of seeds
>>571047783I recommend rotation 2; it will be less waves that you have to tank the rangers and the same jad spawn. I did sharks since I'd never used brews before, but the brews are more healing I imagine
>>571048058don't be ambiguous, you don't have to tank "one" of their hits, you are only ever tanking the rangerif you tank a mage hit you're as good as dead, don't let that happen, dont get it twistedranger max hit: 14mager max hit: 52
>>571048058i have no advice for you because there are situations where your going to have to tank a ranger while being shot by a mage, I don't think it's entirely available. also I think the spawn prediction plug-in is a cheat. what safe spot are you using btw
>>571048521avoidable*
are you retards listening? you dont have to tank ANYTHING, before you kill the last thing during a wave, check where the next mager and ranger are spawning, then MOVE your fat ass accordingly to block either one of them. Kill one then move to the other.
>>571048647how about you learn to do the content without cheating
>>571015919>>571016371RS3 lets you unlock the ability to plant up to 10 seeds at a time but the yield per seed is reduced. ie: Planting 10 seeds individually would yield more herbs than Planting 10 seeds all at once.
>>571048281monsanto would sue you if you mixed more seeds
>>571048928That makes sense, if you figure that the plot becomes overcrowded
>>571041371>magic shortbowHad a stack of 3k rune arrows from catching crystal implings, and was using them for slayer>rune crossbow and dragon halberdcomfy afk safe spotting>>571042220Had 240~ orbs from wyverns. Slowly powering them, making fire battlestaves, then using the daily 30 high alchs from elite lumby ring.Taking it slow before going back into mastering mixology.
>>571049508hello whore
im tryna mix seeds in my box
omg and it was just 7k
>>571051601This is a Christian thread, please temper your language.
Omg!!!
>>571052238gz, they really compliment the void set
>>571052238omfg gz
>>571052198make me
>>571048281There was talk of an expanded seed box, like how some similar skilling containers have had expansions. Not sure why that died off. Get Reddit talking about it again and maybe Jagex will remember and make it.By the way, how are you actually supposed to use a seed box? Like I got one and I never bring the damn thing on farm runs. I just grab 1 type of herb seeds and go on my herb runs, while saplings are obviously no longer seeds. If I want to add snape grass or limpwurts I just add those to my inventorywhy would you ever need the box, I don't understand the recent update that lets you plant from the seedbox either.I'd maybe bring it to a Nechs task if I remember and that's it. And I'm aware it's big for UIMs I'm just talking mains/ironmemes
Sometime in the life I'm too competitive. It's good to be competitive in the game, but sometime in the life you don't need to be like this. And me I always want to show that I'm better, I'm the best, I can win, I can do things. But in the life you don't need every time to do this type of thing you know?
Sometime in the chan I'm too competitive. It's good to be competitive in the game, but sometime in the chan you don't need to be like this. And me I always want to show that I'm better, I'm the best, I can win, I can get dubs. But in the chan you don't need every time to do this type of thing you know?
>>571052238this was a thing in vscape for a while lol
Who is this “Chan”?
>>571052887i think the only time i've ever used my seedbox is when i was doing opulent salvage, other than that it's just sat in my bank for years
>>571052887Master farmers (gives you enough inv slots to not have to drop/bank), slayer, salvaging
omfg bro i had it until i double clicked my ranged off. i killed the mino while flicking the mage+manti right before this too, was about to wave 10 on my 2nd try
VETERAN iron player herethe problem with you new players is you lack context, the seed box was pog for us ironsissies back in the day because our banks were flooded, we didnt have the modern luxuries of today like the farming guild and its seed bank or paying for more bank spaces or getting extra for ""account security""
>>571054963Based hoarding boomer.
colo is seriously so fun i have no idea how people dislike this kind of content, it beats the shit out of literally any form of skilling or questing stuff that there is to do in the game
I need some rs content to listen to
should i just do colo before inferno
>>571055447nanto did
>>571054963Thank you for your service
>>571055447if u want, i know people who have and it's completely understandable and normalsprint vs marathon type shit u feel me
>>571055134
>>571055332because 67% of the playerbase wants to be able to do content with a blunt in one hand and their tiny dick in the other
I wish I grinded out the construction cape sooner. It's so nice not having to bring a rune pouch with me everywhere, as well as not caring about what spellbook I'm on for most activities.
>>571055601colosseum looks like a complete joke, you just spam it until you get easy waves.
i dont even know why im bringing thralls/dc to colo, as if i could remember to press those buttons lmao
>run into eclipse moon with 2 hp because why not>it's the shitty moving orb phase>it spawns you in some random place nowhere near the orb so you're guaranteed to be hit>die>cancel membership
should i bring venator bow to the colosseum?
>>571056418i did 1100 muspah kc for a venator bow for colo and im not even going to use it there
>>571056418yes dont listen to the chud above its very good
>>571056581how do you use it there? i didnt say it wasnt good fucker i just said i wasnt going to use it
>>571055332no it isnt you nigger, stop praising this shit because you're afraid of someone calling you bad. Call out shit content. The original iteration of the colosseum that was pitched MIGHT have been cool, but I'm sure keiren and arcane got their dirty faggot hands over it and made it the trash it is today. I'm glad I got it done month 1, it was only fun in leagues 5 after that
anything i am forgetting?
yeah, going outside
venny bow is insane in colo
i dont understand what you want
>>571057340cannon barrels (or)
fuck this game
>>571057186>stop praising this shit because you're afraid of someone calling you badlol? to me this is the only thing that makes runescape playable, the bossing and the wave based stuff. if it didnt have this i would have zero reason to be playing. seriously what else is there to even do in this game? get your shit taken by faggots cheating in pvp? real fun
i dont even know what the fuck colo is
>>571058080unbased
qrd on the red reef?
my proudest osrs achivement: Ive never done GOTR outside the quest.
ok i hate colo too i can't enjoy this wave based bullshit that's complete rng
u can do this.
>hardcore ironman named pro_israel26>dies to a mugger while mining silverLike poetry
>>571058989I haven't done it but everybody seems to think it's a half-assed shitty quest. Takes like 10 minutes apparently ("Official length: medium" lol)
>>571059426wanna do it together
>>571057920How did you end up in a situation where you have a fremennik and a jaguar at the same time? I know ancient magics are involved in this but still.
>>571059724I froze them behind a pillar
>>571057991Sol is the only good part of the colosseum and everything else is designed to be an annoying little fag that pokes you in the eye and frustrates you at any given chance that the game can find to fuck you over
>>571058989I think it's the worst new quest I've played so far. It's poorly written, with several cringy pop culture jokes, and the way you move from one scene to the next doesn't make a lot of sense to me. And then it just ends - you don't resolve what you set out to do, you just call it a day and the quest ends. I thought I was maybe 1/3 of the way through when I got the pop-up.
hmm should i just resub my iron and give my life to this game?id have to grind out voidwaker and like all tormented demon drops and stuff... feels like that could take forever
>>571058989>full of extremely cringe anachronistic therapy speak>multiple donald trump jokes>nothing even happens in it
said hi and they hopped again.. every time.......
red reef is utterly hr-coded, i feel like some w*man from jagex's adult daycare hr department wrote it
>Marni temp banned, reputation permanently destroyed>just lost his rank 1 clogger status during his banTalk about putting salt on the wound...Glad Bazilijus is winning now, because he seems like a nice well adjusted person and not a complete egotistical asshole
>>571061792>open video>fixed classic layout, shitty mic with some kind of eastern european accentmarni could never be this sovlful
>>571061792>102k callisto killsdid he go super turbo dry or something?
>>571060040>And then it just ends - you don't resolve what you set out to doThis was the worst part for me. I barely did anything besides help the bad guy. When it ended, I actually didn't feel like I accomplished enough to be let into the Tortugans' sacred grove.
>>571062604I think Callisto is the best non-Shades of Morton method of getting elite cluesMight be better than shades even, if you have alts or something, not sure. But cloggers generally hate grinding Shades so any alternative probably beats it in terms of sanity
how do people not play on the classic layout who wants to turn their whole head doing literally anything but bankstanding lol
>clue opening video>it's at the crafting guild bank chest they all feel like the same video because of this yes i know it's the best one with max cape but there's no sovl in it
>>571063029I don't like having like 3/4 of my screen taken up by the HUD, what are you even talking about turning your head
just put a pork roast in the oven going to make some pork chili later
>>571063272look at anyone who streams with full screen they turn their head doing stuff there's also more mouse travel distance for no reason
>>571063461a chili verde?
>>571063637>there's also more mouse travel distance for no reasoni just slide my inventory/prayer window up next to my character if I'm doing anything where that matters
>>571063029i just like seeing more stuff on the screen at once, classic feels too claustrophobic
what happened to lynx titan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CuxaZVxWjsChat
monkey madness time for the real fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO5YHmxOWnc
>>571066113>POH filler episode>>571066315>~3 weeks until KINOI don't want to wait...
I slay for she
this monkey madness sliding puzzle is kino
the puzzle reset with server restart lmao
>>571066113i got cancer trying to watch him do barrows idk how dharoks didnt just one hit him like he did to me as a kid. did they change his accuracy or something?
Just printed some quest guides off runehq for Ernest the chicken and dragon slayer 1
>>571069164No, but there was a bug for quite a while where Dharok would always max hit when below a certain amount of health or something.So kind of the opposite of the ezscape you're implying
Does anyone want to kill nightmare with me?
no not really
sorry dude i stand alone
>>571061745Small loan of a million gp
https://voca.ro/19WQx9SqxmHt
>>571070542drumpf will now be owned epic style forever in old school runescape
>>571070601tranny
>>571070542This was the only good joke in the quest though
Where am i suppose to get a shitload of sanfews then
>>571070601rsn?
i am going bald watching madseason do monkey madness holy shit
>>571070798spulcher and the skeleton guy in the wilderness
Anyone got the keys for the communal YT account that is a MadSeason member?
https://voca.ro/1jpeuuWPD9Bu
you can pay monthly fee to a onlyfans girl but not 2 bucks to madseason?
>>571070984I havent felt like doing agility there ever since the ring of endurance got shitted on
>>571071037sup gaynus
youtuber accent
>make jokes about how the evil red reef guy is like donald trump>when you meet him he's just a friendly reasonable guy who does therapy speak like everyone else in the questit's like seeing two different strains of HR person mind virus conflicting with each other
>>571071191how did you know it was me wtf
I miss the Gowerchud era
no way now he found the mound of earth for the shilo village quest lmao
>>571071542king roald cant even call a nigga mentally deficient anymore
>>571071437i just remembered that i cant make voice clips anymore so you're just going to have to live with it
>>571071915
So do they have pride on the blue left worlds and not in the red right worlds?
anyone had client freeze? Happened twice in a week, it's a new thing and haven't even installed any new plugins. All I can think of is new screen and idk why that would cause freezes. Vsync? Should I disable that in gpu?https://litter.catbox.moe/bd6gq574xavskmqb.mp4
>>571072684my friend was having weird stutters and crashes like this, it ended up being one of the cox plugins
>>571071542You just miss saying nigger without it getting censored
>>571073202Sounds weird since my crashes have been at nex and now in colo, but I'll try disabling them if it still happens after disabling vsync (idk why that is needed in runelite?)
You think there would be an ingame protest if jagex added indian servers?
yes, i'd start it
preemptively range ban india
>>571074138They are adding the new poop flail for them first
no, i'm not trolling in any way
>we are adding an optional profanity filter, this is optional, you don't have to use it>...>nobody is using the optional profanity filter so we're making it mandatorythis was pretty epic wasnt it
>>571074338I had this idea of taking guthans to doom and healing off the grubs with the increased attack speed, can you try if this works?
>>571074551Are you trying for combat achievements?
>>571074338i genuinely have no idea what weapon you have equipped senpai
>>571066113>video ends with the Chris Chan themeGenuinely what did he mean by this?
>>571074492It only works on things like "fuck" and "shit"
>>571074338oh also you are trolling big time, bloodfury negates the entire guthan's set so you can drop those 4 pieces of gear redundancy for more brews
>>571075156>bloodfury negates the entire guthan's setim pretty sure it doesnt also its not gear redundancy if its what im using to actually fight sol, do you expect me to fight him in crystal
>>571074942its the leagues 5 ornamented trident of the swamp
>>571074551i can try it yeah but not right now
>>571075384100% i do, your eclipse pants giev you strength bonus, plus all the prayer bonus, making that whole getup wayyyyyyy better than the useless defense only that guthans would give youi dont think sol gives a shit about your defense, his dmg is typeless
>>571074878no just delving for fun, that could help when you run out of karams
>>571074338What kind of gear is that?
>>571066113This man will go to an escape room and complain there aren't literal instructions telling him how to do it.
>>571075628To be fair a lot of that Construction shit is a bit esotericThere's no indication which items can be directly built, or which are upgrades of previous items (some construction spots do both; some workbenches can't be upgraded and some have to be), or what most things even do (are they cosmetic? Useful? Are the 'upgrades' just cosmetic?)Him directing portals (2006 content) versus using the Nexus (2018) really showed just how unclear some shit is versus how it can be. The nexus has an actual menu, shows requirements, runes needed, etc.anyway, yeah he should examine his surroundings more (literally in some cases, he rarely right-clicks)
>>571066113Honestly a miracle that he discovered Konar. Also funny how it took him this long to discover 4 dose potions.
>>571077747Kind of unfortunate that the one decanting NPC in the game is in the fucking Grand Exchange, where an iron would never find it.
I do think it's on him though for seeing he needs masonry bricks and not looking for a stonemason (there's even one on the overworld now!)Or not trying to chisel the limestone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVGED32qsETacos for dinner
>>571078941that is not tacos gaynus
>>571079345Those are ground meats cooked in old el paso taco seasoning thus tacos QED
its so free omfg
>>571074338if runescape was irl id be rocking that nglthose pants look comfy and the kicks look fly
Someone fight yama with me
>>571070601bros im scared is this a real girl or ai
If I go to Deadman All Stars live in Chicago how likely am I to find a cute shy runeboy on grindr there
For ne im waiting for tel aviv servers
>>571079515i dont really like any of these, i think im going to claim here
compiling a 90s/2000s post-grunge/nu-metal/prog rock call of duty/runescape pk montage mixtape
>>571080687Lthere's nothing wrong with blasphemy 3
>>571080871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNCgBuI2eJc
>>571080687reentry is fine it's good to get used to 1, and the 2 others aren't terrible
I keep stepping on the wrong sock
ive read that so many times now and i cant figure otu what you mean
doing: slayerwatching: madseason fail to use a chisel on limestone
>>571080687blasphemy 3 is free and u have potential for solar flare and myopia 3 this could be an easy sol??id kill for these invos every time lol
>>571082889im not in a rush to fight sol, i enjoy colo
>>571083350im not in a rush to coom i enjoy edging
cg is so miserable bros
>>571083935deiron
>>571084117im trying to rebuild my bank after i got haxed
>>571082756my sock is baggy and I step on the baggy one of the other foot
>>571080687Reentry is fine. 2 and 3 are also good to take on very late waves, because it's something you can pick up without affecting the Sol fight.Blashphemy 3 is fine too.
>>571084239dont slip
does anyone want to do chambers with me?
>>571084987Sure when
>>571085643like 15 minutes what world
>>571086104I'm going to eat in 15 minutes.
how many brews for zalcano?
I will never do any kind of mining other than star mining from now on thank you gagick, please no nerf like to birdhouse run
>>571086471do rubium
>>571086519can I get secondary crafting xp from itbecause its nice to buy the gem bags after a few stars
>>571086741you get secondary smithing xp from it
>>571086809mantough call
>>571078941why are you still doing that pickpocketing at 96 theiving? you should try to get the staff
>>571086947if you're ironman you 100% do stars.
>>571086995idk what staff youre talking abouti want to glog the easy clue clog
I don’t have that many Colo kc but I think I’m the best at Colo in the thread
>>571087237thought you said culo and it made me chuckle
for me it was mlm Way more useful than stars and not that bad
>>571087237post pb
>>571087226https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Pharaoh's_sceptre#Charged
Who is the best pvmer here?
wtf is the animation of the sra recolourthe attack animation looks retarded
>>571088038I don't really have any plans in the desert right now so idc about a desert teleport. I'm gonna do 99 mining and agility after 99 thieving.
>>571088359You need it for occult altar anyway go get it
>>571088169me cuz no one else in the cc has radiant blorva
>>571088505NO IM DOING THIEVING AND CLUES
>>571088508I don’t have it but I could get it so I’m better than you
>>571088508if you are a main every ironman here is better than you even nanto
>>571089463Especially nanto (I’m not nanto)
raident blorva is only a bondie achievementany helmie that has raident or blorva shelled out money on their mains and never learned it only on their helmie
>>571089674i dont know why jagex hasn't reintroduced the beta worlds again so ironmen could practice them.
>>571089787because the stupid orb prices and contract prices
i hate world rotations so much why do i have to suffer with bad ping every other week
https://x.com/edimmuz/status/2067656126187864495these niggas are coping so hard.
>>571089463no iron will ever be slimer and he doesnt have it>>571089674it took me like 20 orbs total and i first tried most of the contracts : ^)
>>571090136if you're ironman off the tutorial island its already bigger achievement than yours
im gonna scream
>>571090058>what, I can't make a pipe bomb out of commonly bought items from the store?
i invested my child's college fund in scythes if any weapon is allowed to even compete with the scythe i dont know what ill do
scythe never should have been a crush weapon like what the fuck
>>571088685>wants to clog why arent you doing the ham members then
>>571084164howd u get haxed?
>>571091296i dont want to talk about it
I have killed 27,083 skeletons and have yet to receive a skeleton champion scroll. I have obtained every other champion scroll within 7,500 kills or less. Only this one evades me.
>>571091261Probably because that isn't AFK
my pork chili came out fucking amazing id post a pic but i dont want to make daynas jealous of actual food
wtf is an ascension crossbow isnt that some rs3 thig
>>571091554ok but it would be nice to inform others so we dont suffer the same fate
>>571091703We all know the real reason is because you're fat and you don't want to be called out for eating an entire pork roast. It's okay though I accept you.
>>571091554We're all friends here bro, sometimes it's best to let it out so you can recover from your anger/saddness
>>571091703Your chili is bussin frfr?
I haven't played osrs in like 10 years, holy shit pvp has evolved into some sort of abomination schizo shit completely antithetical to what it once was. the optimizers killed it, even edgeville is dead.
>>571091036https://x.com/lukeinstew/status/2067660045991493960>what if a new player downloads a plugin and makes 10 accounts and gets banned :o
>>571091921unfortunately I am obligated to share it>>571092079ong
>>571092142just do bounty hunter if you want edgeville like pking
ask your mom to buy you a pork butt and then just freestyle a recipe on some free AI she will be proud of you
About to start doing herb runs, didn't know that makes you rich
>>571092949that's what no monkey told me
feels bad knowing I've probably made 10% of the posts in this thread
>>571093195dw i have made like 30%
i made 90% of the long winded posts with reddit spacing
>>571093318how do you get anything done
>>571093396i am just afk skilling
Runescape is hella gay. It took them forever to add any actual multiplayer content beyond PvP and trading, or combat with actually interesting mechanics, but then getting to it still requires clicking the same shit for a hundred hours while paying $15/mo
gay = good btw
what would you do if my ex gf called out of the blue and asked me to be her bf again
>>571093842who are you talking to
>>571093956i would say yes sure but silently acknowledge that it will probably end the same way and just treat it as an opportunity to gain some relationship experience
we play we gay
>>571094046ok zoomer
only peasants ignore low quality bases
WHY'D YEE GIT CAWGHT?!?
>>571094154im 32
who sells the Relationship cape
>>571093842Thought you meant if your ex gf called me and asked me to be her bf
the kiwifarms thread is NOT gonna like this one....
>>571094332why would she call you
can i just get a quick show of hands who here thinks they are in some kind of intra thread relationship please raise your hand
>>57109446290% of posts in the thread are just making fun of john anyway
threadgirl irl tried to trick me into one of those and it did not end well
>>571094976shut up dude no they arent
>>571095292I'm sorry you can't read between the lines
>>571095403omfg
is there really a kiwifarms thread on us
>>571095545No, its an x community
why you niggas scared of nightmare its worse than asking u to to tob
yeah they talk about john dad
>>571095638 no they dont!!!! stop
>>571095708you can go and check for yourself
>>571091261That isn't afk.
>>571095823aright you know what dude
>>571096084what
>>571094494idk why would she
i wish i had toa friends
i wish i had mod gee
>>571096518i'll do toa with you
>>571096783rsn?
>>571096983stop crying about no friends if you don't want to socialize
>>571097031maybe i dont want to socialize with you, bitch
>>571097115just go wdr or another tranny discord, nanto
Nanto, are you cute irl?
>>571097332she already has a boyfriend and they live together
>>571097448nanto is a guy
>>571097448That doesn't answer my question
>>571097510stop misgendering that's a hate crime.
>>571097786you are the one doing it, nanto is a dude
do you have a boyfriend anon?
>>571097863no she's not.
>>571097996ok? honestly your pathetic
>>571097996Are you her boyfriend
>>571098063calm your tits john dad
>>571098150im exceptionally composed
>>571091036this is more like>what do you mean the firecracker i bought at the store is actually classified as a bomb i didn't think it was
>>571098580proud of you meriipu keep up the good work
>>571070601>does anyone want to get catfished
>>571099349y would i catfish if im actually hot
wtf is rhys doing
>>571099525is this real
obviously not.....
>>571099756john dad is a little retarded
>>571098150>>571099332>>571099794same vibe
uhhh
>>571100162show me ur feet for a bond?
>>571100162Name a world and place and I'll bond you up
>>571100235you cant afford me>>571100247already resubbed thanks though big dog
Can someone make me a plugin that shows wealthy citizen timers in each world so you can just hop between worlds and constantly pickpocket distracted wealthy citizens.What do you guys think?
>>571100327name a price
I have not owlmoded in a while
>>571100357ur already banned buddy
>>571099630He's actually pretty average
>>571100384why\not>>571100520would that actually be bannable?>>571100554that is skinnyfat
>>571100520People do it with wintertodt so it's fine. How much xp/h would you actually get?
what bothers me more is that all these dudes apparently dress like children
>>571100638need to collect energy post leagues
we could've gotten this instead of sailing...
>>571100876can you contribute to the 90s/2000s post-grunge/nu-metal/prog rock call of duty/runescape pk montage mixtape
>>571100649There's a pickpocket delay after hopping worlds I think
Drinking is a major component of Sailing
>>571101563Not really I hopped one world and it spawned after 10-20s and i was fine.
>>571101560uhhhh I might have a clip or two I just need to put in the effort to prepare them but that takes energy
anyone want to hook up at dmma on saturday
died on jad for fucks sake. stupid fucking healers
>>571102753You got it next time bro
When killing jad and aggroing the healers, is it feasible to aggro them all with a long range weapon (say, crystal bow) and then kill them with the blowpipe? Or should I just kill them all with the crystal bow? Would I be better off doing this with mage? One time I died on Jad running through him on accident to kill a far side healer, and I want to avoid that happening again. I have 1 defense so I just can't tank them. If I restart wave 1 to get a specific Jad spawn, is the technique where you run through Jad to trap all the healers particularly hard? I can't use long range for any of this or I'll gain defense experience. I've only killed this boss on a main before.
too many questions ugh
>>571101957oh just meant a song for the mixtape
>>571103108I thought people used chinchompas, but what do I know, im a noob.
>>571103303paramore cruschrushcrush
>>571103368I'm down to give that a shot, seems smart, thanks for the tip.
yellow card ocean avenue
came back to the game for the first time since 2011 and am nearing 80 slayer, but I dont really understand how wildy slayer works. Apparently its on a different task counter so I could do wildy and regular slayer at the same time - but you can only be on one task at a time. so I finish my 100th task of normal in a row, then I could grab a wildy task hoping its bears so I could do artio - but then am I stuck on that wildy task until I complete it? If its something shit I could go to tureal and get a new one but would it only reset the wildy slayer streak even though technically tureal would be giving a regular task instead of a wildy one? so finish 100th task in a row > go to wildy lady > get fire giants > go to tureal and get bats > kill 14 bats > can now grab another wildy task or a new duradel task and streak of 100 is still in tact....is this process the correct way of interpreting it?
>>571103510she's cute
>>571101967are u hot
PKing on an iron: based or cringe?
>>571103513I looked up this strategy a bit and it feels like people mostly do this to lure the healers then kill them normally, I'm worried about my ability to cleanly dispatch the healers while also praying against Jad, they shred against 1 defense. Maybe I can freeze them and safely run around Jad that way to keep them in place. Will check a few more videos I guess. I genuinely don't know if I have the DPS to kill them all before he gets healed from half health is another one of the hangups, so I'd be dealing with a ton of these niggers respawning. Its been a long ass time since I did this boss and it was on a main.
>>571103073the last grind too like 2 hours so it'll be a while before i do it again. will probably train ranged a couple more levels to get a blowpipe to make it quicker
OMFG
>>571104050Its based especially after the loot key update. Ever since then I've always thought about trying it out, though depending on your build it can be a little annoying to get certain supplies.
>>571104191what does that do
>>571104006im cute
>>571104191kind of fukken spoonedhope you dont go dry on too many of them
>>571104341prove it??
>>571104341vouch
anonydork formerly kpop good do you want to watch the korea world cup match with me
i just rolled a death chunk on my extreme chunk locked ironman
excuse me everyone *raises hoof* its my birthday today if anyone cares!!
happy birthday!!!!!! i hope your wishes come true
>>571105085what chunk?
thanks love you
ugh i forgot to grab some tims at the convinience store
hope it is going to be a lovely day
At what total level am I no longer a noob?
2200
only 1.3 million daeyalt essence left to mine
>>571104985viva mexico
>>5711062092300
>>571096983>dont meet me in a world just leak your rsn so freaks can stalk you like nanto john dad and meri
>>571107514You have schizophrenia
put some respect on johns name, bitch.
>>571107579>crtl+f meri 3>nanto 8>john dad 6
post that nuclear truth from some time ago
why does john get so much hate meanwhile everyone loves nanto
i think even john likes nanto
>>571107969nanto is whimsical and has a highly fuckable voice so many idealize him as a cute femboy whereas john is a two-faced retard who pays this general more attention than his newborn son
nanto a beast
>>571108279>two-faceddamn thats crazy i bet you have tons of stuff to qualify this or else why would you say it right?
john betrayed me
mixed whipped cream with diet soda again
>>571093956you know exactly who i am talking to
>>571109602take your meds
>>571109554remind me in 12 hours to add vanilla coffee creamer to my white monster
the girl i raid with doesnt go to this thread
think i figured out the identity of the threadgirl who tracked me down and stalked me into real life
the boy i...used... to raid with doesnt either
he said i wasnt spending enough time in discord with him
>>571109959Now he's just somebody you used to know...
the marni situation is crazy
lol the in-game skill guide for sailing doesn't actually mention the adamant keel
read the squid island dev blog its not that great
>>571110897LOL
qrd on squid island?
its not that great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mQoKedwQhEe
>>571099525rhys isnt as big as i thought thats just an average american pre ozempic
my lvl 3 ironwoman skiller has unlocked poison dynamite.
is she gonna get a fire cape
no its just for fun and that sounds unfun to me
theres a lucky impling on W78 at the shrine of ralosI can't catch it but you guys can have it
>>571112186W478*oops
i got 6 runite bars from it and i passed thme onto the next person
>>571112613That was me that called it outThank you for telling me what it was otherwise I couldn't sleep at night
>>571112774thank you for calling it out rest easy
>>571112881Just grinding brother Enjoy the mines
im sleep deprived idk if i wanna yama rn...
then don't, get some rest bro, friday is tomorrow
>>571112963my stack
https://x.com/Odablockguy calls himself Terry and is wearing a battery powered ""jacket"" to the event, hmmm
Anyone else losslessly alternate prayers while running around
>>571113707my prayer isn't high enough for that
>>571113853You're 1 prayer?
what if hitler was a jew and the holocaust was a psyop to enslave the white race
Welp, back to catching up on doing my quests tomorrow
>>5711141423
bros wtf is this plz i thought it woul be a quick grind
that's not very many kc at all
>>571114948That's not even three hours
>>571115009>>571115054it's not but let a ninja complain when he's past rate ok
>>571114948>8 whips Go fuck yourself, humble bragging piece of shit
>>571115152lol
>>571115152you have to be trolling but just in case you really are regarded
>>571114656heh yeah its not like he only exists now so they can call you him whenever you notice patterns or anything
Why do one chunk accounts skip out on uniques they've previously obtained in other chunks?If you roll the KBD chunk, you should have to obtain the draconic visage REGARDLESS of whether it's already in your clog.
remember the ottoman empire
remember to drink water and to stand up sometimes
remember masturbation is healthy
>>571116213lol cope
>>571114948Nanto post
if i masturbate too much i get lethargic and depressed so i try to limit it to once every one or two weeks
then why do I have more physical energy and mental clarity when I abstain
tfti
for me its at least 3 times a day
gooners have no place in society
qrd on tfti
its thanks for the info or invite context denpentant
runescape?
anyone know a crystal set and/or slayer helm that goes well with demon skin? displeased with my current options, and slayer points/crystal recolors cost too much
>>571116431>>571116607apparently it is thanks for the invite mostly but since "tf" is "the fuck" i always read it as "tf this is?"
>>571116859tfctufm
>>571116741deadman recolor
>>571116741The slayer hood would go hard with black crystal
>>571117032it's alright from the front but it looks really fucking corny with a quiver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUqpLh0iRw
>>571117329i always love how uncomfortable kirsten dunst looks during this
did they say when they were going to implement the aeriel fishing changes? i was like 200 pearls in when they announced they were making it easier
