The Lash Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-22-2026-update.135477/post-268672>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>570945496
Fuck gun meta and fuck this game
Sex with Venator
>>571022542Indomitable is for unparruable CC and ults.>inb4 I have 100 ms reflexes and can parry Wraith ult every timeI'm sure you do, little guy.
>>571023464Indomitable is exclusively for characters that are physically unable to dispel, counter, or unstop during a channeled ability, like Seven.
yoshi you fucking fraud stop putting these fucking bots on my team
>>571024487They've gotta go somewhere and you're shit enough to have earned them
>Billy player dives 1v4 into a completely enemy controlled lane>Over>And over>And over>Cries on vc like a faggot when you tell him to stopWhy are they all like this
Is there a build that don't require you to slide on Vyper? I fucking hate that dogshit mechanic
>>571025289Its called limit testing faggotNah he sounds dogshit, you need to play around your ult. Basic cycle of farm until ult is up > brool > farm
>>571025289>billy player ints for 20 minutes>uses a random number generator to decide at least one teammate whom he will then blame everything upon
>>571025367The character is built around sliding bro. That's like playing Shiv and not upgrading knives... surely that wouldn't work??
>>571025480dash + gun shiv is actually goodbetter example would be bebop without his hook
>>571025289Roleplaying as his character (a retard).
>TIME TO LET OUT THE BEAST>dies
Where are the Silver buffs
>>571025480When I played my 30 games, I thought that Shiv is dash character because the guide said so. Well it was the first character I picked and I have never seen anybody play the game before either
>>571026016Billy is a strong retard, in some ways even a based retardIf he were really getting in character, he should be winning at least some of those fights (but still starts crying about how he lost one anyway)
>>571026215His knives are good until they buy dispel then you may as well just remove the 1 key from your keyboard.
The Lash? Heh, more like The Raped. Hey, I mean... am I right or am I right? Booyah!
>>571026494Calm down, Bebop
>carry heroes are strong at literally every point of the game and never get nerfed >silver is the anti carry hero and got shitcanned for itSilver should have every single nerf she received reverted.
>>571026852I'm sorry bro I should be able to hold W and win every single time in the early, mid and late against her as WardenShe's too OP, unlike my balanced hero!
>>571026852>You can negate her entire ult with Slowing Hex and by not walking forwards for like 10 seconds>Then you have an ultless shitter hero who you can farm for freeNuh uh I need to be able to hold W all the time and schmoovement outplay in melee range, anything that interrupts me from doing that is toxic gameplay
another nigger llane
>>571026852Victor has a high winrate still if you want more easy wins SIlversis
>Celeste being weird as fuck all game>Saying shit like "you guys are nobodys" "you wouldnt kill me if you didnt have cc on me it wasnt fair" >Engagement baiting and then pulling the "I don't really care ok so you're the loser" all match>Call her a cornball>She kills me ONCE and spams her crouch key so hard her character has a seizure>She admits that she's literally smurfing so she doesn't care if she loses>4-2 at the end of the match>His team says he sounds like a gay twink>As soon as the round ends she adds me as a friendI ain't accepting that gay shit lol
Reminder that Graves and Silver on release were playerbase-wide IQ checks that the community failed.>Both heroes had limited range>Both heroes got hard cucked if you don't walk onto their faces>Both heroes could have their gimmick shut down with one(1) mindlessly easy countergimmickWhen Graves came out she was built spirit the way a summoner hero should have been but instead of learning to melee or shoot her skulls to remove 80% of her damage people bitched on the Discord and Yoshi rolled out hotfix nerfs that nuked her spirit build so hard that she's been in a yes-no-maybe-yes-no-maybe doom cycle as a pseudo M1gger ever since.When Silver came out her human form was three times shittier than it is today. To play a free 6v5 all you had to do was buy Slowing Hex and back away when she transformed. Instead people went to the Discord to cry and, you guessed it, Yoshi cucked and rolled out hotfix nerfs.The devs have no vision of their own and are just letting Discord emoji reactions do their balancing for them. Meanwhile neither Seven nor Victor have dropped out of S tier for over a year.
>>571027459>Victor have dropped out of S tier for over a yearVictor is arguably now stronger than he has ever been due to the ult changesSERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT GIVING HIS SECOND LIFE A LOW CD WAS A GOOD IDEAI know its a max upgrade but still, just pure cancer.
Reminder that all the Silver upplaying comes from metaslaves that don't want their overpowered free win m1 heroes nerfed so they pretend yhe one hero made to keep them in check is the problem. All streamers and "pros" are part of it and in night shift they make sure that Silver always wins against the op heroes and loses when the op heroes are on her team.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>571027602i rush it just to piss people off, it works well with his earlygame gameplay loop anyway>farm jg or sidelane>ult is up>kamikaze a teamfight>ult is down>farm jg or sidelanerepeat until its 25 min and you can faceroll fights
>>571027696That's exactly the issue though, it gives him actual early game presence now since he can just int and make space with zero downsides before resuming his farmI don't mind the idea of victor as a carry, but you HAVE to make his early-mid game punishable.Hopefully they take the nerf axe to all the carries eventually instead of listening to d-tier pros whining about silver or other dumb bullshit.
Silver should have all nerfs reverted and they should make her bola last twice as long.
>>571028069and also she should be my lawfully wedded wife
>>571027989Ugh Victor isn't even good ok just buy counter items he's only 55% winrate in all brackets because no one buys counter items Silver is still op though there are literally no counter items for her she's only sub 50% winrate because the people that pick her suck ok
>>571028328i bet you are eternus 6 and win tournaments you fucking faggot
>>571027602>Victor is arguably now stronger than he has ever been due to the ult changesNah he was stronger when he could reduce the damage he took from his aura and 1v6 with infuser up.
>silver engages on you >use metal skin>silver's entire human form combo is negated>silver can't enter wolf form >silver is now useless Wow so hard to counter
>>571028791>Silver is supposedly OP>Even when she wins, she has equal damage to the support with a SINGLE damage ability Wow... this is the power... of S+++ilver...
people are so FUCKING bad at this game im fucking losing ithow are you SEVEN with ULTI afk farming while URN IS ACTIVE YOU DONT SHOW UP FOR MID BOSS AFTER AND YOURE NOT PUSHIGN WITH TEAMHELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU*RE fUCKING 5-13 JUST PRESS ULTI U FUCKING NGIGER DOG
At this point silver should be a filter by itself, it's genuinely all faggots spamming the same bullshit every thread and ruining any possible discussion
>>571029102>>571029126
Buff Celeste, Graves, Mina, Dynamo and Paige.
>>571029102WHAT IS HE DOING HELLO
>>571029126The Silver upplayers are the annoying posters fr reddit
>>571026215>extra chargeyou did NOT play true dashmaxxing shiv
>guy in enemy team cries about smurfs in all chat the entire game>check his profile>lvl 1 steam account
>>571030335just sell it after laning phase it's only a 400 souls deficit
>>571030370The accuser is often guilty of that which they accuse others of
>>571029297Based Seven not diving in with the two isolated suicidal retards at enemy base
We are going through a slump, however I am quite optimistic about the future prospect of Deadlock.I don't know if that's my rational brain speaking or if I am being influenced by the sudden spike of dopamine from sipping my coffee however.
>>571030697it was just so bizarreguy was having a full on melty that 2 people in our team were apparently smurfing(no one was) and then was gloating when he wonif statlocker is to be believed it was literally his first game on this account too
this games so fucking badhow so i not have a single damage dealer in this nigger ass gamewhy does bebop have a fucking mystic regwhy is pocket 0 gunim gonna hang myself this game is terribad
>>571032793>25k dmg rem>item distributionevery single fucking time
>>571032793>Less objective damage than remYou deserved to lose honestly even without the 2/10 pocket
>>571032793might as well post items
>>571033079>ZERO gun items>as Abrams>not even a teeny tiny Point BlankretardKING...
>>571033079>Complaining about pocket not having gun items>When you also have no gun items yourself>On fucking ABRAMS>Losing to gun mcginnisLollmao even
>>571033079>Building spirit bebop in a team comp that needs more gun damageBebop players...
>>571032793matchmaking is just weird, I had a game today where this viscous was completely counterbalanced by a geist that demolished the entire lobby and won us the game.
>>571033274>>571033323not him but full spirit abrams is absolutely viable witchmail causes you to have perma 1 later in fights so you just turn into a microwave
>>571025367Yes you can go full spirit and its actually pretty good for lane and midboss
>>571033626Okay but even something like Point Blank gives you dmg+slow+melee resist and makes you more threatening in lane for the low low price of 3.2k on top of giving you investments in gun
>>571033626That ain't the problem, he's blaming his team for no gun invest when HE HIMSELF has NO GUN INVEST. Just grab point blank or something man like good lord.
The real reason silver has been always bad is because she's a dive hero and dive is not a thing in mobas. Dive is relevant only during urn fights
>seven is..... op!>was picked by the best player last night shift(lost btw)
>>571033323>>571033274this is the meta build brother why would i waste 3200 on a fucking point blank when all dmg is 1
Why the fuck are white people(in Europe) speaking like America hiphop niggers?
>>571034081>No I will not fill in the gaps for my team I will only play meta builds>Wtf why did we lose guys shit team
>>571034081If it doesnt have 4.8k gun, its not the meta build
>>571034418no gun item would help me here im killing people 1v2 and you need spirit for the scaling, no amount of gun is gonna help
I don't care what the meta is, I'm STILL not hitting the gun breakpoint.I can't aim anyway.
>>571034941I can promise you that you aren't going to be winning many games by running lifesteal aura build abrams man I don't know where you got this "meta build" from but this ain't it bud if you wanna go full green and purple you should play a different character your melee damage comes from 50% of your gun damage and you have 0 my man, on the character designed to get in people's faces.
>finds game in 3 seconds>get lowest priority heronice yoshi, very cool
>>571035853If you don't want to play the character why select him/her in the first place? Don't tell me you actually have only 1 or 2 character you can play??
>>571034068Night shift is a psyop where they intentionally make op heroes look weak and vice versa
>>571035516top builds and eternus streamers
>>571036321nigger do you understand what priority means?I can play any of them, I would prefer to play the high priority ones, but if the queue goes on for 2 minutes and it has to broaden the search then sure I can settle for the other one
Update when?Threads as dead as it ever been.
>>571029102Please tell me you talk like that on the voice chatSeethers like you are the best to laugh at
>>571038629no i dont use mic unless im on discord already i have a studio mic that i cba having in my face when playing solo
hell yea
>>571036906The community as a whole is pretty ass and some egregious stuff gets a pass even in the highest level4.8k gun is +46% weapon damage, if you get point blank and kdash you have +96% damage and +25% firerate. Your first 4.8k spirit items may yield more than that but after that you're getting less and less return for your money
>>571038530Just go play something else while waiting, we're still like 3 months away from the update, it's gonna get way deader before it gets alive-er especially since all leakers got heemed
>Game puts me up against cringe Lash + Vis duo in lane>We predictably lose lane They really need to fix matchmaking, if you're gonna put duos in my game then at least have it so a duo faces another duo in lane.Or better yet give me true solo q so I don't have to put up with these sad fucks. We won anyway because they sucked outside of their specific CBT lane combo.
I don't give a shit if people say rem is dishonest I love him so much I love just hopping between my homies and disarming m1ggers
>>571038915>i have a studio mic that i cba having in my facedesu if you have a good boom arm you can position it in a comfortable place where it's not much different from just having a headset mic off to the side.https://www.amazon.ie/dp/B00HVLUR86?th=1https://www.amazon.ie/dp/B0006H92QK?th=1https://www.amazon.ie/dp/B07QR6Z1JB?th=1https://www.amazon.ie/dp/B07QP2FXTBhttps://www.amazon.ie/dp/B0BBNC2JCHhttps://www.amazon.ie/dp/B0CS9K4665?th=1Great setup if anyone wants to go down that route.
>>571039497>if you're gonna put duos in my game then at least have it so a duo faces another duo in lane.People can lane swap anyways and do so all the time. Wouldn't be very shocked if it turned out people were pausing at the start of games to look up the lowest MMR lane in the lobby to go stomp on as a duo.
>>571035853This is why picking lower pick rate heroes feels good. You consistently get to practise them.
>>571039517i do have one i still prefer not using it i dont wanna communicate with turks and russians anyway and anytime i hear a bong its instamute because they yap so fucking much
>>571039441>still like 3 months away from the updateshouldn't it be like another month?
>>571039340yeah i dunno i just saw this build and it seemed more fun than hybrid you literally cannot die
>>571039878Bongs are terrible at the game anyway. Scottish lads feel solid to play with. I don't think Wales has the internet. Irish are generally shit at games but not rude about it like the bongs. Also it's amazing how Turks are so retarded they make Russians almost look sentient. Every single time I've played Deadlock or DOTA if I have a Turk on my team they're going like 2-15. Miserable. At least Russians are good at the game like 5% of the time. Turks are 0%.
>>571040029Yeah man they're about the release one of their biggest updates right before the summer break.
>>571038530im playing wow until next big patch
>>571040148Rusnigs are like 50% good but 99% chance of being mentally ill
>>571038530When will even be a new hero. Kinda starting to get bored of the once that exist already.Billy, but if he had a way to penetrate parrys would be dope
>>571040029The International is in August. I'm huffing copium for a Deadlock teaser or official announcement at the end.
>>571040029I think 2 months is a realistic but not doomer predication but Yoshi could fuck us over with a sept or even later updateThese guys give zero fucks and will take as much time as they want.
>>571041201Can't wait for Woodhink to be added she's like Hoodwink but backwards xD
>>571041201Hoodwink is coming to Deadlock and she will save this game
>>571041347My copium is the jungle rework will be kino with how long its taking
>>571039517why are you spending so much money on a microphone when it doesn't earn you any money and you can use the one included with your headset/earbuds or a $5 desktop stand mic that gives the same quality?
>>571029297>all the farm on the map>mid and urn not in play>man down and fighting their whole enemy team in their base most likelyI understand that the shiv mind virus is strong but you gotta dial it back a bit, viscouz is probably there to try to cube your dumb ass to safety but more often then not youll just both die and sell mid/urn for free and lose the game after
The inner workings of my mod pack are an enigma
>>571029297>>571029102you know nobody's near you and you're still trying to 2v6 near their basewhat's the thought process hereyou're the guy in my games that I keep having to dedicate attention to so they don't int, I could be using that attention for other things
>>571042631Furry girl mods are always goodI actually laughed at the dynamo
>>571042631>"I'M A FURRY GUYS UWU">enigmasure Turing was gay, but not a faggot
>>571042385I'm on call with friends most of the week. I also comm a lot in game. I feel like I get my money's worth out of it. Considering how much time I spend on voice it's nice to know the clarity is there. It's just hobby expenses and in the grand scheme of things PC gaming is one of the less expensive hobbies you can pour money into. Spending a few hundred on a audio setup that will last me years is a worthwhile investment to me. Also I've used headsets, they're shit for listening to music. Five dollar mics don't compare to XLR mics.
>>571042816It's the :3 face that got me to get it.
Three games in a row now where other team gets 5 carries and I get three supports and Bebop. When are they going to fix the matchmaking?
>>571042631>cheats
I don't support adding a surrender button. But if they were to add one, there should be heavy penalties to surrendering a match in addition to the loss.Something like a badge of shame that everyone can see on your profile for the next 10 matches that says QUITTER.
>>571042797i was dead i dont even remember what the scenario was here it was probably 2-3 alive at most and we were 6
I have 260 hours and I still dont know what mirage does no have I played him.all I know is he can teleport and turn into a tornado
>>571043387Why do we have to wear a badge of shame cause we don't wanna be stuck with the Seven Haze duo both feeding 0/28!?
>>571031290mommy
>>571043457he has1 - auto win every 1v13 - still have 1500 HP and think you're winning? you are already dead, nigga
ERRR ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD NEVER BLAME YOUR TEAM IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU LOST IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR TEAM REFUSES TO GROUP UP AND GOES IN ALONE 1V6 OVER AND OVER IT'S YOUR FAULT OK CHUD
>>571043387Nah a surrender button should be conditional. If you reach a certain gap like 50k behind or something I think surrender should be an opt in vote.
>>571032793Go back to d2g
>>571043604because only faggots surrender, buttersFAGGOTS
>>571043671>not using the space he's creatingyeah, you're shit.
>>571043627>stack 4 stacks>dispelled>lose fighthe's only obnoxious because of the extremely low cd on teleport turning him into a macro nightmare, the double tornado basically ENSURING the iframes needed to guarantee a teleport out, and ricochet/inhibitor stacking with his bugs to rape your carries dps output. but this is all very late game stuff.
>>571043387>team all surrender and I vote no>get the niggerfaggot button anywayNope we're not adding that
>>571043870you can avoid it by voting no, in fact you should get a badge of honor for not quitting while being surrounded by faggots>>571043784you're right it should say FAGGOT QUITTER instead
>>571043387uoooooooh
>>571042903You see I only choose the furry mods that feel like they could be an alternate skin for the character rather then some rando's OC. Trust me they can get pretty bad, I find pic related absolutely horrendous.
>>571043457scarab is a dot heal drain so if he hits a scarab on you in a 1v1 he gets a big sustain advantagetornado movement locks you so if he goes echo shard he can lock you in place while his buddy rapes youdjinn's mark has a build up of up to 5 steps, it takes 1 bullet to raise the step but it has a 2 sec cooldown between steps so just dispel it at 3-4 steps and leave. the highest steps can nuke you but it has been nerfed pretty hard1 and 3 can both be dispelled so surviving against him is simply about cleansing everything he throws at you if he's not doing tornado build
>>571043387just afk in base and move a bit once in a while
>>571044029have to jack off to paws while licking my screen now. thanks.
>>571044029What's that even supposed to be, a reindeer? Mcginnis should be a muscular horse woman obviously.
>>571044029they're all bad. every single mod is bad, and the cosmetic ones are the worst.
Who is your banned hero and why?
>>571043717dota is legit dead, i'm not playing that shit until they fix behavior score
>>571044304none because I care more about learning how to play as/against all of them than rank at the moment.
>>571044304Holliday. She was overbuffed and I want the devs to know it in ban rates. I'll be swapping to a Yamato ban after that happens because she's OP too.
>>571044340True, it's way too lenient and it's impossible to not be at the max. High behaviour score lobbies get several grifers because the system doesn't do anything.
>>571044029extremely huffable
>>571044304Victor.Don't like paying anti-heal tax, and gun victor rushing warp stone is annoying to play against.
>>571033049>there's a difference between chipping a walker with 4 creeps you don't have to be near and actually physically risking your hero right next to the walker. there's a different risk involved.
>enemy gets spirit/bullet lifesteal first itemCan't wait to deal with another smurf
>>571044304I don't ban because it doesn't work and just makes the queue times longer.
>>571044543haha?
>>571044304S+++ilver obviously
>>571044683?
>>571044029Also why the fuck does it have paws instead of hooves!? It's a deer! There a similar type of mod for Billy that does the same thing FUCKING WHY!?
>>571044304Doorman because theres nothing skillful about him and yoshi is too much of a coward to double his ult's cooldown.People bitch about Victor's ult giving him a second life but doorman just makes teamfights ALWAYS a 5v6 and thats putting aside the fact you can just TP someone all the way to your walker in lane phase for a free kill
>>571044683when i started playing i bought bullet lifesteal as first item on every m1gger
>>571044543>don't abandon games>don't type>passive aggressively ping and use voice wheel>maxed out behaviour score even if you're a feeding griefing faggot that soft ints 50% of his gamesWELCOME TO 2026. REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE HAD THEIR OWN SERVERS AND JUST BANNED PEOPLE FOR BEHAVING LIKE FAGGOTS? THAT WAS TOO GOOD. THE COMPANY MUST BE IN CHARGE OF THESE DECISIONS.
>I play Deadlock>I win"that was fun, should be done for the day">Close Deadlock>Resume watching the video I had paused when the game started>it's a Deadlock video"hmm, that seems fun, maybe I can make a build out of it">open up Deadlock"it's okay, I'm not here to play, just to make a build in the lobby">spend 30 minutes making a build>now I really want to try it"maybe one more game then..."Why am I like this...?
>>571044712he's right I'm parked at 12k/12k and I call people shitskins on voice while they throw my games. my report history is filled with successful feedbacks too.
>>571044304none because i want the queue to be as fast as possible so i can play more
>>571044712I'm at 12k and I call people subhuman niggers every game because I keep getting subhuman account buying niggers on my team despite being 12k.The system does literally nothing and it should be a lot stricter.
>>571044792because hooves suck
>>571044797I used to constantly call people slurs for doing dumb shit but otherwise always played normally never afk etc. and I have never dipped bellow 10k score. Literally nobody cares about nono words as long as you play properlyif you cry about having low behavior score you are just outing yourself as an AFK'ing/griefing faggot
Someone has to make a mod for Haze which replaces her model with General Hunter Gathers
>>571043387Not severe enough, it should put you in the surrender q with the other babies
>>571045020THEN PICK AN ANIMAL THAT DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING HOOVES!
>>571045073The only thing that matters for losing behaviour score is abandoning games, you have to actively and obviously grief at least 80% of your games for griefing to matter and chatting has no impact at all.You even get a free abandon every 50 games or so if you get dogshit niggers you don't want to waste time playing with.The system is so lenient it might as well not exist.
>>571043457Max scarabs first and use them on creepsCongrats you are in the top 0.001% mirages
>>571045020>hooves suck
>>571044304My balance agnostic ban is wraith but rn id ban holiday
>>571023293Calm down Mina!
>>571045281yeah yeah, next you're going to tell me to pick an animal that uses 2 legs and doesn't have any fur
>>571045020Hooves are hot and you are a fag.I want to fuck Draenai bitches.
Paige should be a mouse girl
>>571044304Pocket because his design is actively bad for the game and I don't want him in my matches no matter what state he is in.
>>571045858t. futa enthusiast
>>571044029i fucking gagged at the pawsGross
>>571045912>Implying furries have any idea of character identity or design and aren't just gooners with abhorrent taste and 0 originality
>>571045994I wont ban him cause most suck but they really should do something about the ultThe counter is divine barrier times however many people he hit and I just dont think its reasonable to slot 12k/18k/24k/30k worth of items on a team to counter itVictor also takes an excessive amount of counter itemization but idk how many people think of stuff like the counter economy, nightshift doesnt seem to consider it when drafting
Doorman should be able to ULT himself to the baroness for a quick respawn at the base if parkour in the baroness was successfulIf he fails the parkour, he will be sent back to his original position with a stun.
Hey guys i've got a hero ideaSo it's like a hedgehog girl and she's cute and she uh returns damage like return fire cuz it returns fire but anyways she's cuteand she also does bleed damage becuz needles are pointy and they hurt and it makes them bleed alotand her name's kiwishe likes kiwis
>>571043457Mirage sucks. He's helpless until he gets ricochet and inhibitor and even then he's a debuff bot that isn't as good at his job as other debuff bots.
>>571044304holliday extremely unfun to play agaisnt (even before the buffs)
>>571044295OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE
Hero idea, mirrors because mirrors are cool.
>slowing hex rapes 5 out of 6 enemy heroesand yet no one but me buys it in shitlow phantom
>>571046449Some nightshift players are still unaware skulls can be light meleed.
>>571046930did I stutter?
Mina should've been a white lady instead of a dog eating gook!
>>571046626The baroness should be a third door he can open that anyone can go into or be carted into. The only way out is to reach the end.
>>571047506you should have been a man instead of a dick cutting tranny
>>571047286>seven>wraith>abrams>apollo>>raped by slowing hexthese heroes don't give a fuck if you slowing hex them
>>571047560>see a girl>think of tranniesdo you have to out yourself like this?
>>571047638seven's speed growth was neutered thoughbeit
>>571047638wraith cant teleportabrams cant chargeapollo cannot use 3 of his 4 abilities
didn't play for like 2 weeks, the queue times are twice as long and the match quality has gone to shitwhat the fuck happened?
>>571048174derank from eternus
>>571046740I want to blow raspberries on this arem's tummy
>"queue times take too long!!!">"Matchmaking is shit!!!">Look inside>Queueing up with only one hero selected that's extremely popularDoing it to yourselves.... My queues take 30 seconds and they're almost all extremely winnable, but I have 6 characters prio'd
>huge streamerfag and broader community talking point is how all the OP heroes are also flying niggers that are giga mobile and hard to kill>every time a patch drops and holiday gets minor buffs, people scream, WOOOOOW SHES SO BAD STILL WOW THEYRE JUST GONNA LET HER BE TERRIBLE FOREVER HUH>yoshi finally says fuck it and pulls the cord and overbuffs holiday>now there is another cancerous hyper mobile flying hero running every lobby and everyone hates itthe people who play this game arent very bright
>>571048174other hero shooters got big updates, there's also a cs tournament.
>>571048146Rem also cant use Tag Along because for whatever god forsaken reason, they count his bread n butter heal as movement based
>paige making the worst calls>"we need to go gree">"Guys grab urn and run I'll push yellow">"we listen, we die, repeat">20 minutes in >"Guys are macro is awful what are you doing">call the retard out>they stop mnaking calls>we do a little better>still loseI'm just going to call out retards way sooner, I don't care i'm done giving people chances. You make one bad call trying to shot call you're getting called a nigger and I'm doing the opposite.
>>571048642It shouldve tipped you off when according to /dlg/ alone, EVERY hero is "dishonest"
>>571048642>how all the OP heroes are also flying niggers that are giga mobile and hard to killbilly, abrams, victor, dynamo, seven would beg to differ
>>571048146>wraith still kills you>abrams is feeding anyway, but being unable to charge for a couple of seconds is barely a problem>apollo presses 3>he's invuln and you're stunned for the entire duration of the hexSlowing hex doesn't even cancel his active flawless advance or disengaging sigil, he can just wait out the timer and then use his next cast.
>2020s game by made a large AAA company>High production value, obviously very focused on quality over making money>Completely devoid of woke shit, in fact leans into recognizable stereotypes>Also completely unreliant on appealing to retarded brown coomers>>>>Is a MOBAValve was so fucking close to making the greatest game we've seen in 5+ years but they had to make it a fucking MOBA
>>571048980>>apollo presses 3>nothing happens because slowing hex?
Slowing hex should just be 3200 and interrupt active movement abilities.
>>571048768your post reminded me of this match from last month>lvl1 steam acc mina with 10 matches played somehow convinces our team to do midboss 13 minutes into the game, in ritualist, while enemy dynamo has ult ready>13 minute midboss>in ritualist>while they have dynamo ult up>enemy gets midboss and mina instantly disconnects, "it's safe to leave", everyone else leavescan't even be mad at such kinography
>>571048693Might have something to do with the fact that his "bread and butter heal" also causes him to rapidly gain speed (known as "DASHING" in some cultures).
>>571049134oh yeah and this was before the urn+midboss changes
>>571048987>boohoo I suck at dis game so it suxmobas existed since 2003, should've learned how to play by now
>>571049168I just find it really dumb that you can cancel out a heroes entire existence with an item made for something else desu.
Revert the calico buffs
>>571049134I only started playing a few months ago and my buddy, who hasn't played since like mid 2025, also asked to rush mid early, tried using his mina ult, and was shocked when it didn't oneshot the boss. Might have something to do with it
I stopped trying to get perfect flawless advances on apollo. instead i just leave it unupgraded and spam it as fast as possible Feels way better ngl
>38 minutes>Seven ulted 3 timesWhy do you even play this character
>>571049569Its a movement tool in the sense you can escape getting raped by jumping onto someoneRem's already giga OP stop trying to buff him more.
>>571048768>and i'll split push yellow>as a paigeL M A O
>>571048987bro there's like millions of visual novels to go play why are you here crying about 1 of 3 available mobas?
>>571048967Seven is literally the biggest flying nigger
>>571049821Some builds focus on his install
eternus 6 here, ama
>>571050412buttplug size?
>>571049124His riposte isn't a movement ability.
>>571049435>>571050016>um...MOBAs are good...actuallyLmao.
>>571048642>the one hero that has a slowing hex in her kit gets shitcanned Silver counters the op heroes so they nerfed her instead of the op heroes
>bomb bebop>does no damage after 10 minutescan yosh remove his 2 already, it's making every lobby with a clanker a fucking 50/50
what's the deal with headhunter on infernus, movespeed for dash?
what if there was a rescue beam item that dealt damage and pushed away instead
>>571051090idk but it's impossible to proc afterburn without headshots, and it's good healing/ms.
>>571051090Max 1 makes it do more damage
>>571051090What build says to buy it? Absolutely a bait item. I'm guessing somebody saw headshot booster and didn't realize it's an early game snowball buy that you want to replace ASAP, not upgrade
>>571044304Seven. There are exactly two ways, as far as I can tell, to lose on teamcomp. The first is for the other team to have a bunch of carries while you have supports. The second is that the other team gets every AOE ult and can turtle forever. I don't like playing Seven so he gets my ban.
>>571051580last night on night shift and zergy building it right now
>>571051580your website sounds like shit.
>>571047638>apollo>don't give a fuck if you slowing hex themseeker kun please... there should be a limit to retardation... he becomes a ranged creep the moment you slowing hex him
>>571040543Unemploymentlock players don't have summer breaks.
>>571052413>presses 3
>>571050119YOU CANT SAY THAT ON HECKIN JUNETEENTH
>>571052130>>571052185Pros and e6 players can end games in 20 minutes. If you aren't ending games that fast, you're better off buying something else
>>571052791>nothing happens
>>571053002Retardkun... Riposte isn't blocked by slowing hex.
>>571053150Riposte is on 2 sis...
>>571053150Oh shit I'm stupid I got his 3 and 2 around the wrong way.I meant presses 2 :)
why does a team full of biological males have this as their logo?
>>571052185HE PLAYS ON THIS?
>>571053268I'm a little stupid but I repeat my point, Apollo really isn't effected by slowing hex as much as it may seem.Barely anyone is actually really fucked out of a fight by slowing hex its effect is fairly minimal, it's just a good tool to prevent escapes.
>IT'S YOU OR ME>NOOOOOWHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>571046930I saw a Mo and Krill Armenian Cory skin and that looks alright unlike Dynamo
>>571053521You throw it on him after you see him use flawless advance and it cucks him out of it for a while, or if you're jumping him so he can't leave with disengaging sigil. It's definitely good into Apollo.
>>571053750It doesn't rape him to death and make him a useless character, you don't need like 3 of them on your team into him like >>571047286 this post claimed.Especially when you're winning and Seven is the only functional member of the Hidden King team and it does very little against him.
Why do eternus players think their opinions matter when it comes to heroes or techs that only apply to their skill bracket?they're the minority.Its like taking seekers seriously when theu demand infernus gets buffed because they cant aim
>>571053417>sees rainbow>assumes it's propagandathat's what they did to youthat's what they wantednow instead of pretty physics you see gay
>>571052130Is he building it because its good on fern tho or just because its good all aroundI think that these items that show up on all heros, even those that dont really synergize,(like old veilwalker ) should be nerfed/changedImo kit synergy should be the meta factor
>>571053417>trans noose tied around neckumm guys? is this one of those heckin alt right dogwhistles?
>>571054081but it's literally gay pride pants with a trans flag tie.
>>571054001No, its fundamentally different from the seeker. Eternus players, although sometimes retarded, are taking mmr in a more difficult environment and thus carry more weight
I spitefully ignore urn unless its entering MY lane.I'm not leaving MY lane and halting MY farm because my nobody teamates want a walker worth kf souls split amongst them.What a WASTE of MY time.Don't they understand that I'M the main character?ME!
>>571054306that's what you want to seeit's newton pants and cotton candy tiefags own you
>>571054539This, but ironically
speaking of urn, look at what they did to my boy...
>>571054582retard.
>>571054539This, but unironically
I BM every warden player I fight against because you know they're whiny little faggotsLast game I had him crying about his team when he was 3/9m maybe the issue was you buddy.
>>571054270Oh no!Gay pants and trans tie?!?IM BEING OPPRESSED!!!!
>>571055045not just Wardens, every m1gger is like thishad an Infernus on the enemy team yelling at his Yamato to "LEARN TO LANE" at the end of the gamebut Yamato was 4/1/0 out of laning phase and Infernus died like 3 times
>>571053417Someone make an ACK wojak version of it
>>571055261Not your army
>>571055165no it's not oppression, it's just embarrassing that they think they need to do this performative virtue signaling and that troons are eating that shit up.
>>571054841>30m urn>just die for 1k souls bro nbdYea I'm never urning
>>571044029I just use the furry Calico mod because her default look is too ugly to look at while playing
>>571054539>>571054841the urn SUCKS!
>>571054001because you guys play in subhuman and new player elo despite 1000+ gamesno amount of buffs or nerfs will fix dogshit that is incapable of learning. This is very true for our resident silver seekers
>>571055402So then why is it affecting this much?
Some sort of marker near the crosshair of how many teammates are nearby so you can instantly see that all your teammates suddenly fucked-off the second you initiated.
>>571027157>not using skins to remove the blacks from this blacked gamengmi
>>571055950>no amount of buffs or nerfs will fix dogshit that is incapable of learningbetter matchmaking?
>>571053417Melee creepscause they are violent like biological menand creepy like any trans person in the world
>>571048669match quality was fucking abhorrent in february and april btw
>>571054001Because anyone who posts an opinion gets told they must be low rank to have that opinion, then you get people saying "Yeah I'm eternus and I think [opinion]" to avoid that deflection, and now the people who were spouting "low elo" "low rank" all along are saying "Uh well Eternus doesn't matter anyway because it's a small fraction of the playerbase" as their next cope
>>571048987>>Completely devoid of woke shithow fucking deranged are you>>571049128>erm it should just be a shittier silence waveglad you aren't in charge
>>571057590I think you mean since the pre-alpha became widely available to the public.
>>571055749>people will still throw the game at 12 and 18m when split pushing walkers literally nets your team more money AND slotsyou should be split pushing and contesting urn at the same time.
>>571055964shit like this is why i dont play any of these 5v5 games seriously. deadlock is only good for streetbrawl. LoL is only good for ARAM. everything is a retarded waste of time.
>>571057974nah the game quite clearly has absolutely abysmal matchmaking every 2nd month. drop offs in population I guess. the game's heart beat is 2 months.
>hear russian chatter>immediately know we're gonna lose>we lose
One team has Holiday Seven Pocket Mcginnis Abrams and the other has.......Graves.....Paige.... and .........Drifter...........Yeah I wonder who's gonna win this one I'm stumped I'm scratching my head
>Rush curse on rem>Bully gankers for the rest of the game by ruining every gank they try to do by hopping into my teammate and cursing themOh yeah baby fuck you you're not allowed to play the game get fucked I love this little faggot so much
>>571057996I've carried people like this before its a literal skill issue (Even if its on retarded OP heroes like victor)If you aren't willing to meet the challenge then this was never the game for you anyway
>>571057830>a 3200 interrupt and slow is shitIt would cuck so many characters it's unreal.
>>571057986High level teams are already adapting to a 1-0-5 setup for early urns.Starts with a 2-2-2, pickup lane picks up urn, mid lane shoves to get prio and force enemy mid to leave 1, everyone but pickup lane moves to urn lane. The idea is to force the enemy into a 1-1-4 setup in your favor. Even if you lose the urn fight there is barely time for them to trade a walker back.What I hate about the new urn the most is there is rarely any incentive to play for pickup and intercept.
>>571058575>interceptSometimes if the enemy is favoured I'll intercept if they're alone and just fucking dart for the hills and hostage that shit.
>>571058446playing 5v6 because of a disconnect or 5v7 because of an inter is just not fun. It's not unwinnable, it's just not fun. Grow up.
>>571058537slowing hex used to interrupt movement abilities like ivy ult and it was genuinely miserable times you don't want back.
>>571058807Of course, the same applies if the enemy team has an inter/disconnect. Games should be fun.
>>571044014Bro? That's not just a crime. It's a war crime.
>>571058770nta but thisthe movement speed buff is insane, so you can swat someone, grab the urn, and just fvcking leg it back to base and there's very little they can doold urn was way more fun with the ambushing and stealing
Are they going to make siphon life not a shit ability or just replace it soon because it feels like there's no point in playing siphon abrams when victor is just the better stinkman.
>>571059272The funniest part is that they don't fucking expect it to happen because they're moving so fast and think people are just gonna meet them on the deposit. They literally just keep moving for 2 seconds and then do a double take like HUH
>>571059336bro they already made it a 360 degree aoe what else do you want
>>571059336>siphon life>not strongholy pisslow
>>571059927I don't want siphon. The only reason the ability is fun is because he says let's see what this dick can do.
>>571056912>can’t rank up with the system that pushes you to net win more elo with playtime
Why did they make Talon untargetable by abilities while in his ult, are they fucking retarded?
why do people think draft will solve whatever perceived problems they have with the game?you can just queue the characters you want to draft right now.
I'm legitimately convinced that my account got banished into some sort of a shadow realm and I'm schizoing outthe quality of my games has been getting worse and worse and now my queues take 6+ minutes despite having a pretty low pickrate heroes selected deranked from phantom to archon over the past 30 matches or so
>>571061229because his collision hitbox is technically moved to the bird
>>571061703and you can destroy the bird right?
Please tell me who is the Anti-Mage of this video game.
>>571061703Ah, Source spaghetti that probably won't be fixed even in the full release
>Remove lanes>Remove items>Remove all MOBA elements>Turn the game into a visual novel where you help Silver get her life togetherThere, the game is fixed now inb4 the route where you force her to go cold turkey is unethical
>>571061290I flex quite a lot and my desire for draft comes from the lack of control to pick around what heroes your teammates rolled, even if you prio multiple heroes you can't guarantee which one you getThere are a million games where I get Venator and when I look at my team comp I'd rather play literally anything else. Same with Rem, same with any other hero. I would happily pick a support or a frontliner instead of Warden if I'm one of four greedy sidelane farmers or pick Abrams if we're lacking in frontline and pick potential
>>571061907Wraith farms all game, does a gorillian damage, and her ult is an ability silence
>>571061907Warden.
>>571061842if you jump in front of the bird it will pop.
>>571061907I don't think we have one just yet. Though, the other two people are sort of correct, Wraith perma farms AND has a Blink/Teleport and Warden hates magic, but I don't think that's enoughI am curious how an Anti-Mage character would work in this game. I'd enjoy a Counter-Spell type ability that straight up reflects an attack back at the user, maybe an ability that drains spirit power or something.
i only listen to initiates
>>571062524I only listen to seekerGODS
I'm being gangstalked by a valve employee because I had a streak of being a bad boy in my games. Now I'm forced to put on a fake persona so I don't get raped by being put in low prio with ziggers and third world apes.
>>571049948Had to be trolling
>>571060975and yet there's people in ascendant after 2000 games, curious
>>571054582??? They did it for fag month you retard
>>571061907wraith/seven are the "fuck off and let me disappear for 20 minutes, then I will carry" heroeswraith especially since she literally has blink which lets her be elusive as fuck and just split push easily
>>571023091that chest is made for abrams to nut fat loads over
>>571055261so ask grok fag
> Get matched to game> My team is five supports for the fifth time in a row> Other team is six carriesWhat the fuck happened to "1 support minimum per team" and "2 frontliners per team"?
>>571061632the same is happening to me and i'm going to lose my fucking mind over it. i'm consistently the best or 2nd best on my team but overcoming the 3 to 4 players with 10+ deaths is impossible, and it's very obvious the further i rank down, the worse these people get.i'd be fine sitting around mid-phantom being an average player and having a 50% wr there, instead of always having the best score in low archon but constantly losing because my idiot teammates don't understand not to wander around the enemy side of the map alone, or not to run into midboss pit alone when it's a 3v6, or having any map awareness after feeding the enemy team a 30k soul lead.i had a fucking seven sitting completely alone at the T3 side camp, enemies took midboss, we had no walkers left standing. the guy gets ganked by 3, then says "WOW WTF THEY WENT SO DEEP FOR THAT" in chat. how is anyone expected to win with people like this on your team?
>well I can't end on a lose>my teammates>well I can't end on a lose>my teammates>well I can't end on a lose>my teammates>well I can't end on a lose>my teammates>well I can't end on a lose>my teammates
i play seven. everytime i go farm and the enemy wave gets really close to the guardian/walker i just make my way back instantly
>>571061907No one because all the carrys have range. Drifter is low range+ teleport but hes more gank then afk farm 30m
>>571063508I messaged yoshi and explained why role bias in mm is retarded
There's not enough fuzzy cwittuh heroes.There's not enough shota heroes.
>>571063964there's not enough sfmbait heroes, just paige atm
>>571063964>fuzzy cwittuh heroesHoodwink is coming
we need her in the game we need her to be anatomically correct and extremely puffy!
is this the perfect dynamo build?
>>571063921remember when we had solo lanes and had to force supports into the duo lanes because they were so utterly fucked if they winded up having to solo against a lane rapist
NEVER "contest" the urn. It will only result in your team wiping and losing the game. Fuck slopfluencers for brainwashing everyone into fighting for the urn.
Imagine if they went full cringe route and started doing "crossovers".how quickly would you uninstall and remove the game from your account if they did such a thing?
>>571064172we need you to kill yourself!
>>571064503Dynamo BVLL here, just press 4 to win urn LMFAO
>>571062456His "silence" makes you treat your stamina bar as a mana bar.Every time you cast a spell you lose 1 stamina. If you have no more stamina each spell deals massive damage instead.
>>571064503we got the souls nerfed by 28% and the initial spawn delayed by 2 minutes and the spawn interval delayed by 1 minute by brooling too much.
>they add an italo-american rat to the game>all his abilities are pizza relatedgentlemen?
>>571064574>laughs in the io friendship cube skin>laughs in the glados announcer pack
>>571064503Urn fights are where I thrive. Comeback or not I always win.
>>571052703Valve employees do.
>>571064503>forcing a fair fight>ever
>>571065161
i dare Valve to add a Cho'Gall like character into the game
do ''people'' really think we're getting draft?>eternus will always perma ban doorman and talon>shitlow will always perma ban victor and dynamoyou may aswell delete these heroes if you add draft
>>571065161This is great, but it's not good enough to dethrone Remo Mexicano's ult sound.
>>571064264Things wrong with this build1. Didn't upgrade to heal tempo2. Heal nova(LOL)3. Bought mystic vuln 4. Bought radiant regen5. Transcendent cooldown with no actives6. Bought boundless7. Bought lightning scroll8. Didn't buy mystic burst and left it unupgraded9. Didn't buy k-dash10.didnt buy blood tribute11. Didn't buy refresher 12. Didn't buy unstoppable Things you did right:Tanked up Bought duration
There's been a disturbing trend in my games lately where females talk on mic and I keep calling them niggers :(What happened to this game's community?
>>571065375dota's all pick is enough draft for pubs and the mode we have now will become quick play in the future. nobody plays captains mode outside tournaments.
>>571064764Italians arent white and thus are protected under woke law
>>571065375Talon is throw teir in half the patches and they should delete victor
>>571065375if you pick my one trick i feed mid :)
7 minutes queue to not get any of my priorities and play an extremely unbalanced team and see someone on my team feed with my pick just the way i like it
>>571065546I play captains mode
>>571065365>>571065161That better not be coffee.
>>571065375Draft just enables people to blame their teammates even more than they do already>Ohh the matchmaker gave you last pick anon? Well here we're gonna pick Infernus, Wraith, Haze, Venator, and Mirage. Pick a support NOW!!! BRO WE NEED A SUPPORT YOU NEED TO PLAY A SUPPORT PLEASE PICK KELVIN KELVIN WOULD BE PERFECT>picks Ivy>NOOO NOT THAT ONE OH MY GOD BRO YOU LITERALLY LOST US THE GAME BRO YOU'RE LITERALLY GRIEFING WHY DIDNT YOU PICK KELVIN???
>>571066179you don't even play dota.
Things I would not pay for:- SkinsThings I would pay for:- Stickers- Chat wheel responses- Emotes- Lobby decorations and remodels- Accessories
>>571066410True but i had 6k hours before I quit and I only played captains. I also play captain mode in every other game that had it but I am usually captain
>>571064503You have to BROOOOL over the URNNNNITS 3K SOULSITS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE MAP
>>571066456thinks you will pay for:- Deadlock+- Skins
>>571066283>he doesnt know pick order is by mmr so last pick is worst player on the teamMaybe lastie should listen to the better players and pick kevin
>>571044304I don't ban anymore because every time I did I would just get the worst player on earth using my banned character on my team and end up being even more annoyed then if I had to face them
Things I will pay for-map packs
>>571066929nobody uses the hon algorithm.
>>571066267it's hot cocoa or café au lait obviously
Can't wait for a PvE mode
>muh draftI play two heroes and I have no interest in playing any other hero. If I get last pick I will pick one of the two heroes I play and if the team needed a carry or support it's the team's fault for not picking one.
>>571067126Paladins did and I think hots did too but I could be wrong on that one
>>571066902it's all that + all the money from killing most of the enemy team when they try to contest, then you use this power spike to take walker after anywaywe didn't lose walker while getting urn because urn is bad, we got it because you refuse to shove the lane because you had to finish that last medium camp right now
>>571067683Considering the kill money is kind of dumb because you can simply not die
new objective concept: kill rem's familyevery 3 minutes, members of rem's family spawn around the map carrying 1k soul bags. hunt them down and kill them to claim the bags
>>571067663>games that 100 people played
>>571067683The kill money is kinda shit actually, kills are worth more the less people involved. A solo kill is worth more souls than if 2 or 3 people had assists and etc
Had a random Silver in my lane who wasn't a total drooling retard and didn't push way too aggressively for my Pillow Nuke Support Rem and was able to go 0 deaths and keep her alive while we both had 16-18 kills each and both had 25 assists by the end. I don't think Silver is even remotely bad still it's just played by people who run way too hot and aggressively for what she is now. She's absolutely unstoppable with the right lane partner.
>>571068293>it's just played by people who run way too hot and aggressively for what she is nowYou HAVE to play aggressive and perma brool or you get outscaled.She cannot afk farm or splitpush walkers (She has terrible objective damage) so you either get fed with kills or end up as a minion.
>playing seven and just ulting urn fight and watching the brool sloppers sweat their ass off on the ground
>>571068005I acknowledge the moved goalposts and accept your concession
Its not even funny how much Decay is being slept on while playing Rem or Talon
>>571064172>>571063964Both of you degenerates are on the same level. Kill yourself.
>>571041201>>571041410>>571041415We already have Rem, sorry.
>>571068787but if I do that who is going to glaze all those cookies................
Victorsisters our response
is there a point to building anything else for Seven besides ult or ball?
>>571070273yeah if you want to win
I just realized I can sell my smurf accounts that I take to Ascendant. Since it seems like valve doesn't care about smurf at all in this game.
>>571070112Rem speaks the truth
>>571039441It's been 147 days since an update aka a lot longer than 3 months. The last longest wait was 157 days which was last time. If the update doesn't come within 10 days this'll have been the longest wait yet.
>>571065375>>eternus will always perma ban doorman and talonthey'll perma ban dynamo and yamato bro. it's gay interacting with either of those two heroes in mid boss. you can just counterspell a cart. talon is overtuned as fuck but it's priorities.
>>571070376imagine impregnating graves (a jew) as she begs for aryan seed while begging for forgiveness from her parents
>>571065469I'm starting to think those posts are just ragebait. Same format, clearly retarded build. I doubt he even plays matches with them.
what's the point of trying to get good at the game when artificial systems are just going to step in and determine the outcome anywaysare you guys stupid?
>>571067663Paladins sucked by the time I tried to get into it.>Yeah bro just play against this 6 stack that will literally spawn camp your retard randomsWow incredible stuff.
>call someone a nigger because they're acting like one>get put in low priotime to uninstall or only play when inhouses are going.
>>571071116I have literally called people niggers hundreds of times and never once been put in low prio. There's more to this story.
niggas win lane and begin thinking they're hot shit over 4 kills that didn't give them not even a tier 2 item total
can vindicta air dash in flight like talon?
>>571071408No, she can't because... she just can't, okay?
>Kelvin gets Mystic Slow>Kelvin hits one good grenade>the fight is lost because my whole team is moving like snailsWtf am I supposed to do?
>>571070814I do, I can repost my build if you likeI gave it to a brand new dynamo player stuggling with the support build and he went 12-3 on his first game
>>571071237There is none I literally just told the guy "stop being nigger, I can't save you from bad fights. You don't see me crying when I make a mistake."
>>571071562i had a Kelvin hit me with mystic slow, ice beam AND slowing hex at the same time. i never wanted to uninstall harder then that moment. fuck stacking slows
>>571071562i just turn around and kill him
>>571070814My bad you were referring to the original image, yes hes trolling im just bored so I respond
>>571071562bro just blow a 45s cd dispelling it and->throws another
>>571071562Its top secret [Spoiler] move slow only affects ground speed so if you stay airborne it does nothing[/spoiler]
Is this the perfect Rem build?
>>571071330people mentally collapse and shit themselves over like a 5k deficit btw and default to running it down so they can turn it into a 15k deficit instead to 'recover'
>>571072248healing tempo isnt worth
I play with russians most of the time. The few times I played with western europeans I noticed several things about them:>they talk all game using cringe zoomer lingo>lots of embarassing attempts at witty banter>passive agressive, can flame someone whole matchRussians are quiet most of the time but they're fragile as fuck, so if they get tilted they become miserable. Maybe its an Oracle thing but when I fell down to that rank every other match had either a leaver or a raging faggot ruining everybody's experience. I'm surprised that the general shits on them so much they're usually chill if it's about cheaters then understandable.
>>571072294I usually don't run it, I usually just load Healing Booster but I have Healing Tempo in an optional category. I added Mystic Regen > Radiant Regen and Trophy Collector at the suggestion of a friend who was watching how I play and it actually seems to have boosted my overall effectiveness in game
>>571068787Noh~
What's the point of even playing this game when it boils down to "whoever gets stuck with more supports loses"?
>>571072765Just low prio all supports
>>571072307The CIS region and EU regions are separate. They play differently from one another. It's silly to say otherwise. It was as true in DOTA as it was here. Not being able to effectively communicate is a problem. Russian temperaments are generally fragile. An EU player can get done crashing out on you and mentally reset like a minute later and lock back into playing. Russians will soft int for the remainder of the game. They are very spiteful people.Americans are risk averse. Sometimes this caution is justified, sometimes the inaction fucks them because they never advance their position in a game. Russians play very risky and this leads to more inting.Europeans are somewhere in between that. If you get the rare russian that actually listens to comms they're not actually bad at micro. They just suck at the macro side to the game and need better leadership.
>>571072854how did he get so many points into cube?
so let me get this straight. asian niggas now dont have to play one the west coast US but i have to play with russian snow monkeys by connecting across the atlantic to the london server?
>>571073445>AI sloppa
>>571073445Her feet should be more paw like
>>571073657i am not into real tranny art where silver fucks mina with his huge gock
The removal of heal on kill for Silver's max upgraded ult was not justified.
>wtf dude these people don't belong in my team why am I losing>t. noskill ulting a mina slowing hexed and seven stunned
>>571071408yes
>>571071978you think hes like cloaked behind everyone?
>>571073445is there a wet puffy cookie behind that black box?
>>571073870Kill is fine imo but assist was too much. The assist in this game are way too generous, idk if it still works but you used to be able to shield someone with guardian ward, leave, then pick up assists like 2 minutes after
>>571073739tranny silver is less hairy than yours funny enough
>>571074124assists didnt do anything retard
>>571072636>dood I am le child rapistincredible personality choice
>>571073225Interesting observations. Those EU games I played had very good shotcallers, actually. Which you almost never see in CIS.
>>571074331It's truly incredible isn't it? We have at least two (2) retards in this thread who have the following personalities>dood I am le child rapist>dood I am le animal rapistand both need to fucking kill themselves post haste. I don't want to share a main with the first.
>>571074331Reddit is down the hall and to the left
*turns thread into Rem*
>>571074124It worked like other on kill effects where there's a short window after dealing damage to the enemy where assists would count except it was buggy as fuck and sometimes wouldn't work and other times it reset despite Silver not even touching the kill at all.There should've been a close range requirement on top of damage recency for assists.
>>571067880bonus souls if rem is forced to watch
>>571072141All item move slows affect dash speed too, which is what gets you off the ground.
>>571074601If I got turned into a Rem literally nothing would change>Sleep a lot>Nap a lot>Literally known in my friend group for the past decade and a half as sleepy>Wear Pajamas and usually carry a pillow around the house with me when I'm not at work or entertaining guests
>>571074831*blows a raspberry into your tummy*
>>571074831Would you still post pics of your plump ass online?
>>571073870oh no! you have to buy lifesteal items now!
>>571074831actually you're known amongst your friend group for being a giant homo and sucking dicks
>>571075095With what slots? Silver was already one of the most slot locked heroes in the game.
>>571075227making stuff up doesnt make it true
>>571075459Ok?
>>571075227Silver starts off with only 4 slots and you need to kill to unlock slots?
>>571075227just dont buy lightning scroll for once
>>571074795Yea but in that specific combo its frost nade(-40%), mystic slow(-30%) and dash distance(- 12%)There is diminishing returns with the moveslow stacked but its still probably 55%-60% vs the -12% if you dash airborne out
im gonna be deadlock gaming all night folks
>>571074026No like anon does a 360 noscope and 1taps Kelvin in the dome (not that one)
>hating lighting scrollPisslow detected
gg whoever this was
>>571075686Fair.I wonder if dash slow stacks additively unlike move slow. I wanna justify running both slow bullets and mystic slow on Sinclair.>>571075856I think it's just a way to keep Mystic Slow into T4.I wish they made one with Suppressor. It's such a crucial item for me with no T3/T4 replacement on spirit.
how do i rape vindicta/make her more manageable to deal with as billy? phantomstrike?
Isnt metro an epstein diddy blud?
jannies can suck my cock cropped porn is fine but censored porn is not allowed
>>571076130Dash slow is definitely the superior stat so id just focus on that. Also just realized the new magic carpet -gravity is a pretty good counter now if you run into a slowmaxxer
SOMEBODY STOP ABRAMS!!!
>>571076265yes
>>571074601nice tf
>>571076526well lets say im a broke ass nigga and need something more immediate.. whaat then.. disarm? knockdown?
>>571076265Yeah, knockdown isn't bad tooAlso, apparently you can rush into ult to pull her down. Use that tech at your own risk though, I tried once and didn't get close enough and whiffed entirely which tilted one of my teammates so bad they called me a nigger and dcd
>>571045994Pocket is just Puck + Venomancer ult and that is precisely why he is so obnoxious.
>>571064172True!
>>571076692nothing, if vindicta could be countered by 1600 or 3200 items then she would be unplayable
>>571076408I've been shoehorning Carpet into my builds since before gravity buff got added. When it got added I'm pretty sure I cut my late game deaths in half. You go flying 3 lane widths away with just 3 stamina, and all wall jumps take you farther and higher. And if that's not enough already you can just actually press the button.To think that Celeste just has this on all the time. It's disgusting.
>>571075686>There is diminishing returns with the moveslow stacked but its still probablyCalculating things multiplicatively is pretty simple. Let's say something is a 40% slow, so you take what's left and now you have 60. Now let's say you got another 30% slow added on top of that. It can't be 30% of 100, it's now 30% of that remaining 60. Which is 20%. So a 40% slow and a 30% slow stacked add up to a 60% slow.
>confirmed pedo plays Deadlock for the first time right nowit's over
>>571076735yeah usually i just use my bashdowns/rising rams to try and contest her as well but i guess i didnt think about rushing ult invest, guess i should use imbued expansion too to avoid the situation you just mentioned lolol
>>571076265phantom strike is kind of the only way to deal with Vindicta once they realize they can just buy both dispel and counter spell to stop all knockdownsI actually did that as Drifter and it worked pretty damn well. Way better than just stalker teleport that can miss
>>571077391The issue with Bashdown is that its incredibly buggy, for some reason it just flips out of the half time and won't bring people down from the air.Chain gang is the obvious counter but still. Also 2 maxxing is really op right now, fucking shreds while being a insane distance closer
>>571077105Does it all work like that? I thought some stats had more aggressive diminishing returns
>>571077297Abramsbros explain yourselves
>>571077634>HP buff left alone for 1:39 secondsShit elo is a special place huh
>>571077634Is this the>chat you don't understand, sometimes websites just download shit onto your computer, and I thought I closed it, but notepad auto saves stuff now. I have no idea what those links areguy?
>>571078014Yes
>>571077634>Graves and Haze on the enemy team
>>571077851Most people in fartlow don't even know bridge buffs are a thingYou can have 4+ m1ggers in a lobby and none of them will go for bridge buff
>>571077634He's africano americano, whom all love abrams for some reason. I think it's because he's a big huge guy so they go yeah swagmode I'm a big huge guy.Something I can relate to.Also who the fuck is this?
>>571077297metro?
>>571078479It's a guy who accidentally opened a notepad with CP links on streamThis guy >>571077634
>>571077634oh no
>>571078575Why does graves always attract THAT kind of audience
>>571077634>>571078575Oh it's this guy. Zoomers are so mind raped that because his porn called 'hot teen gets facial' something millenialGODS grew up jacking off to zoomzooms couldn't handle it. No wonder all zoomzooms are aging like shit aha
>>571078575>>571078565>>571077634My NIGGA!!!
>>571077634Is that Mad Thad
>>571078970He is pretty much the zoomer version of him
>>571064764save the retarded meme heroes for 2036
>>571074601Non canon. Somehow, Haze played a role in Rem's "birth" enough for Rem to refer to her as his mom. Even when she denied it, he insisted it was technically true.
Splattermaxx viscous is so annoying to play against. You'll be clearing a wave and you don't even see him, he just lobs the fucking ball of snot from his walker, it bounces 50 times and chunks you for half of your health
>Lose 1 game>Derank from Ascendant 3 to 2>Win 4 games in a ROW>Dont rank up at all?????
>>571079919Elo slingshot.
>>571077569i'll try 2 maxxing more most builds i use (togetherdl, crayon spirit nuke) usually max bash first i think and yea the shit barely works but i find its a bit more consistent if you hold your bashdown down a little bit>>571077415ig i'll just rush phantomstrike if i can tell she's gonna be a problem and my teammates already bought things she can dispel
>>571079405The process of entering one's dreams to spy on them probably is something like a doorway he slipped through
>>571034116europeans want to be americans so bad
>>571077591It should if it's multiplicative. The thing is when you deal with more and more ability range for instance, 6% can turn into 2% and so on.
>>571080073the fuck does that mean? If I keep winning i'll be Eternus, but if I lose i'll go back to seeker?
>>571080572This post made me poop in Burger King
>>571048693probably because he moves during it you tard
>>571080572the blm era of 2015-2025 made being black uncool and now everyone conflates the LGBTQ and black "struggles" as being the same thing so blacks came out of it just being associated with homosexuality. 0 rap songs in the top 100.
>>571053417>melee creeps>trans and gays are violent and creepywoah... it all makes sense...
Is Eido a fraud?
>>571081320He got too big too fast, as soon as he got a tiny taste of fame he lost whatever competitive drive made him good in the first place
>>571067683>all that kill moneynot muchalso not available if we just, don't contest and use that time to do shit around the rest of the map
>>571080878Drake is in the top 100 rn
They really need to make a spirit item make it 6.4k and make it an active that allows you to go through unstoppable/indomitable
>>571053417tbf thats a gay flag and you can be biologically male and gay
>>571067683>because you refuse to shove the lane because you had to finish that last medium camp right nowI really hate m1ggers. I hate them so much. Why do they do this all the time?
>>571081320Hes not actually very smart, just stimmed up midwit, doing mid things slightly faster
>>571081929The tie is trans.This implies they are all gay and trans.
apollo's ult is the worst ult in the game, literally any ability that displaces you just cancels it
>win a little too much>get rusnig gun paige>get rusnig gun rem the next gameI thought this shit would end in asc but I guess this is the game at every rank
>>571082668>Charging ult>Para shoots me with carbine the second I release>I go nowhere, hit nothingG fucking G I guess
>>571083081time wife is just that good
are you supposed to deal so little damage with holiday? I had a good game lassod a lot and fed my carry very well. Wondering if thats how its supposed to go
Warden is such a bullshit hero man
>>571083602Stop using your barrels to kill NPC'sHaving 5 barrels in the chamber is basically another ult
>>571083602>doing that low damage on nu-hollidaytime to give up
>>571083602no, you're awful.
>>571084236Oh and I should mention there's no excuse to miss your barrelsYour barrels should be hitting like 1.2 enemy gamers on averageAnd They should always be on cooldown
>>571048642Holliday was a little weak, but for whatever reason they buffed the braindead spirit build. It was not hard to land barrels and it's even easier now, and they even deal more damage and are more spammable including during ult, which means the self-disarm downside of the ult isn't relevant at all. What they actually should have done is replace the barrels with something else and buff crackshot slightly.
So what's with the changes to Holliday? Same shit as usual like with Dashfernus where they overbuff a single ability in their kit and keep everything else mediocre or useless?
>>571084012Played against one that wasn't complete aids for once only to realize he didn't even hit his 4.8k vitality spike so he just got deleted before he could get his ult off
>>571085056Only one of holiday's abilities are bad
>>571085056The sleeper op buff is bounce pad giving everyone air control but ive yet to see a team abuse it
what is the point of the forums if they just ignore you for not being a streamer
>>571084012Make sure to personally hate crime every warden player you come across.Bullying them with billy is my past-time, your HP bar means jack shit with my 10% max health damage buddy.
>>571084012he's one of the weakest heroes in the entire game but ok seekerbro
>>571085692t. thinks silver is still S+++ tier
>>571083081don’t forget>charge up ult >calico in your vicinity chasing someone else braps a fartic blast>your ult gets cancelledYoshi is a nigger dev truly
>>571085323The lasso is mediocre, crackshot is awful.
>>571085782does it go on cd?
I FUCKING HATE RUSNIGS SO FUCKIGN MUCH WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING REGION LOCK
>>571061907Infernus, his id is 1 like AM.
>>571084012>get matched up against Dashfernus>our Warden leveled his cage lastthat game would've been so free>>571085782>>calico in your vicinity chasing someone else braps a fartic blastis it me
>>571061907
>>571086024Yes, it’s absolutely retardedthe only time it doesn’t go on CD is if you get killed without any cc before finishing charging it (1.5s interval)This hero is so buns lol
>>571086518WMBF coded hero
It took me 2k hours to realize that resist Geist is the best Geist.
>>571086487that's so fucked lmao
i love victor
>>571087108All the pros build bomb geist however
>>571087108I don't think I could resist Geist
>guy complains about smurfs in the enemy all game>check his profile>empty lvl 1 steam account, literally his 2nd game ever that he solo carried
>>571087769You just but they build her gun(mid scaling) instead of greenmaxxing(top teir scaling)
>>571088185what did mirage teach him to say
what are you supposed to do when this faggot shows up and deletes you from 3k health to 0 in a quarter mag?
>>571088442Buy lighting scroll to counter them
>decide to get some hours in on infernus after playing Rem for so long>billy goes afk entire lane phase>"sorry, my car was getting towed">lose game>queue again>yet another billy is gone for the entirety of lane phase>"sorry, power surge then I had to relaunch deadlock juat cuz">somehow by some miracle we winIm scared to queue again in fear of getting yet another nigger billy.
>>571088442https://deadlock.wiki/images/e/e3/Metalskin_cast.mp3
>>571088442Gank him before he has 300k
>>571083081they let him be giga broken than broke his legs, I don't get what their endgame is with these changes.
>>571088612Just wondering, but why does nobody ever bring up picrel?
>>571088843because it doesnt do anything
>>571088442>metal skin>plated armor>return fireI dont want to hear shit from you.I play her and can say with 150% confidence these items lock me out long enough to die from some bullshit.Vyper is a magnet for every murderhobo in this game because she's squishy as fuck.Even disarmjng hex ahuts her out completely.>I dont want to buy activesThen DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIE!
>>571088843metal skin is better + spirit res + movement mogs it and by the time you absolutely should get it you can farm plated which is better.
>>571088843Gun is much better than spirit, which is why spirit resilience is much more effective than bullet resilience
>>571088843There are just generally much better counters to gun heros, rusted, disarming hex, metal skin, plated armor, juggernaut are all generally more effective
>>571088442build up enough advantage to win when he has clearly been AFK farming for half of the gameeither that or gank him while he is in the process of AFK farming>>571088612at this point she will still delete you with mercurial unless you also have spirit resist(which honestly you should buy almost every game anyway)
>desperately want to check something from 2 games ago>replay does not work no matter whatYOSHIIIIIIIT
i will win this next game and become oracle.
>>571088843um this item is bad ok you should never buy it also S+++ilver needs nerfs and all m1 heroes are weak
>>571088843completely useless since there is so much bullet resist shred in the game + gun just does way more damage anyway
>>571089621>um this item is bad ok you should never buy ittrve>also S+++ilver needs nerfsstill trve>and all m1 heroes are weakcategorically false
I played in Seeker so much that I am now conditioned to go AFK when game hits 30k soul differenceThese games are unwinnable (unless you are enemy team)
>>571088906>>571088960>>571089025>>571089089>>571089621>>571089637Just rush it and win the game before the gun scales
>wraith could have had various mini combos and things to do with her cards like invoker>instead she's just a migger with a nuke i wonder if icefrog died and they are just skinwalking him. dota 2 and deadlock have gotten really bad updates in the last 5 years
>wraithnigger>caliconigger>haze(kinda)niggerall infuriating to play againstwhat did he mean by this?
>>571090324vyper?
>>571090023
>>571088790It's League of Legends/Dota style balancing, release characters, make them OP (so you can sell cosmetics) then nerf them when the playerbase complains too much.
>>571089990Dont forget the part where the enemy takes their sweet fucking time and waits an hour before pushing
I can't help but to laugh at how Street Brawl is unironically unplayable>Literally every match has you fight a Shiv
>>571090085the frog guy is great though.
>>571088843It's worthless because guns are too strong and there are like 8 different ways to shred bullet resist. Metal Skin isn't good either because it doesn't block on-hit effects.
>>571090552>Dont forget the part where the enemy takes their sweet fucking time and waits an hour before pushingThat's what my team does and the main reason why enemy wins gameI lost so much games with decent soul advantage because enemy team knows how to push lanes
so basically lifesteal doesn't count as "heal" for healing tempo to proc on wraith?
>>571090590Yeah, i was playing it a lot but now i only use it for a quick warm-up. Every match is just the same heroes over and over. I can't remember the last time i had a match with no shiv in it. Its lame but what are you going to do, people want to win even if its the joke gamemode
>>571090590Street Brool Shiv is what happens if you remove macro from the game. Put those Shiv players in Standard and watch them feed their ass off.
Can't wait for the community made skins
Is infernus the most fun hero in the game?
KILL THE KNOCKUP MERCHANT (female).
>>571091246i like wraith. her ability to instakill anyone behind 5k souls with 0 counterplay is very fun because you know it's tilting as fuck
what's the fun venator buildno trap build isn't fun, if I wanted to become a master of calculating angles so I can actually do anything with them besides meekly cover doors and gank victor's revive there are better characters to play
>>571090324The deadlock devs don't know how to make characters that are fun to play against.
How do you do the air vent thing where you get sent below the bridge instead of on top?
>>571091246Kind of a reddit pick but Lash really is the most fun guy.
>>571090590Mcginnis ruins street brawl for me, she just completely sucks the fun out of it if she is in a match.
>>571091505I wish the traps had an indicator for where they are going to land, it's so weird that gay talon gets that but venator doesn't.
>enemy picks mokrill>the lane is lost there is nothing I can do
>>571050960How about he lets bebop have actual scaling againOh wait, you're not allowed to do that because people shit their pants and cry if they have to buy debuff remover to completely invalidate a characterPeople STILL to this day pretend bebop is omega hitler because he can maybe sometimes land a hook on you and then be forced to rely on his team to do anything to youexcept of course gunbop rapes because yoshi is a braindead m1ggerlover
>>571092147you wall jump right as you hit the air vent or something, it's hard
>>571092147without knowing specfically what you're talking about, it could be someone doing a downwards airdash (hit slide twice in midair) to adjust their angle after launching
>>571092309>dashes forward>nukes you while healing himself>dashes away
>>571091246The only satisfying part of infernus is slapping a hefty dot and praying they dont have dispel magic
> Go on 8-game lose streak> Get low prio because of course the losing team immediately reports everyone on their team> Can't win because the other team always has an aimbot or half my team leaves> Have now been through over 10 more matches without a win
>>571092524It doesn't use stamina so it must be this:>>571092485But I can't get it to work.
>>571077297>>571077634All this drama blackpilled me on zoomers in terms of tech literacy. The dude submitted drives to a digital forensics team and people legitimately think he successfully hid evidence with CCcleaner. It's over. Everyone above 40 and below 30 just has no idea how computers work.
>match is just a 1v1 between our smurf geist and their smurf wraith>their wraith is bettersplendid, another lossthank you
>>571089542unfortunately, the mo player ended up on my team
>>571092982If (you) just built knockdown, cursed relic, focus lens, silence wave etc anything that rapes one target you could have won the game by niggering the enemy smurf for yours
>>571090772There's got to be a build out there that's good for hyper scale m1gger Mina for lategame tard lobbies. It seems the only way you can lose on her (if you're good) is when teammates are retarded apes that let the game go on forever.
>>571091246Ask this after team wiping the enemy with dynamo ult
>>571091218This is the least fun character nuVerwatch has and one of the main reasons I don't play very long when I come back for my Tracer cravings.
>>571093203unfortunately my little goy, our mokrill fed 10 deaths trying to kill a walker and then ragequitand their dynamo was playing the pocket medic ulting exclusively on our geist
>>571093230>hyper scale m1gger Mina for lategame tard lobbiesIt's called building the Ricochet - Silencer - Inhibitor slop combo(with Siphon Bullets if you're feeling fruity) and proccing your Love Bites on three enemies at once
>>571093381So the match wasn't "just a 1v1 between our smurf geist and their smurf wraith" after allRIP
I'm so tired of Hazeniggers man. All these guys do is press and act like they're tough shit because nobody buys metal skin so they get 20+ kills
>>571093520They also ultimately lose because they just camp side lanes all game looking for epic 1-man ults to pump their KD meanwhile the enemy team is grouping for objectivesEventually they get outscaled/gangraped/hit by cc and they start crying "I was 5/0 then my team lost now I'm 5/12 waahh"
>>571093515i let her downi missed my bolacommended me tho, what a g
>>571093402Yeah I'm going to try that today, games are terrible lately because presumably tons of premades are on and genuinely think recent changes have made the game less skill based and more unga bunga bash head against the wall.
>>571088843Every other item is just betterBattle vest is cheaper with the same regenMetal skin keeps you alive long enough to murder any squishy m1ggerWarpstone gives you the same resists with ~40% uptime but you also can jump on top of the squish m1ggerPlated armor cucks certain carriesJuggernaut has a great build path on top of giving anyone who happens to graze you instant cancerAnd several other items that give you droplets of bullet resist that add up
Rem is the most honest character in this game right now
>>571094058so true
>>571094227how do you play him? full support or nuclear pillow?
>>571093812nta but if you are truly in jeetnigger shitlow and a match goes to 50< min or something you can and should build the ricochet + onhit debuff item set on whatever hero you picked. reducing enemy dmg output by a third for 3 item slots is more valuable than whatever left to right garbage you were planning to fill up your build withpeople dont do it in higher ranks because matches actually have tempo and farming for 17200 souls on top of your core items is griefing
>>571092714it's hard
how it feels to play as mina against graves
>>571094402you can do both
>>571094545???
>>571092442Dispel Magic is already a 100% necessary purchase in every game anyway, so I have no idea why they kept nerfing Bebop's only good scaling option.
it would make a ton more sense if pocket kept indians in this suitcase instead of frogs
>>571094510I was in shitlow oracle but I've since dropped to Emissary where I had a player solo midboss after we commed to look for a pic than proceeded to keep doing it mid fight and after we all wiped giving the enemy midboss into game end. Yeah shits a bit fucked, I geuss I deserve this idk. I usually rushed defensives since everyone hyper focused me but it's turning into statcheck simulator since the games go on forever.
Mina is a gook woman in the mid 1900'sShe would have small tits
>>571094781Unstoppable is unironically better.Dispel ONLY works before you get hit with something, or if its a root.Unstoppable always works no matter what, pop it as you enter a teamfight and enjoy raping.
>>571094858WASP seed is known to have mystical properties you see...
>>571094058He just a lil dudeA skrunkly evenMade for raspberries, tummy rubs and huffing
>>571094808If you can M1 pick Mirage(the only hero for who the Ricochet slop combo is part of the core build) and push 2 lanes at once and escape to Phantom at minimumIf you can't M1 pick Victor and do the same thing but with your brain turned off
>>571094675i don't know lolbut to clarify it sucks
>>571094858If I was Pocket I would have creampied her first and THEN faked my death
>>571094926Well yeah, it costs twice as much. You still need to buy it basically every single game.
I have analyzed hundreds of games and arrived at the conclusion that the team that wins is inevitably the one with more big fuck you aoe cc buttons.
>>571095232yes. Another reason premades are broken.
>>571095174As Mina it's free unless it's laggy in which case I euthanize.
>>571094402supporteasier if I just show AP order + a few final builds + one click but I can try to answer questions if you have them
>>571094858where do you think the bats come from
>>571095642statlocker one click builds are kinda fucked up actually i build op rounds in lane
>kill half the enemy team>call is made for midboss>half the team goes to midboss>half the team bumbles about like retarded niggers>enemy respawns>enemy wipes us on midbossPeople that don't listen to calls should get instantly banned
>>571095563the good old everyone is speaking the same language but it's not your serverit's not really free she doesn't have anything to deal with skulls and they get focused by her ult, I'll buy egg next lane
>>571095034I already play Mirage but stopped since I got back-to-back gowawful games where everyone took my farm than fed fighting over nothing. I don't know what to do other than Euthanize or get a EU vpn because Russians are somehow more human than Yanks.
This is my first source game and I literally cannot stop myself from hitting w if I want to go forward. Makes airstrafing and other movement impossible.
>>571044304None, because every hero has a counter-item.
>>571095987Same bröther, I spammed broool for 300 something games when it came out for votes and I ended up decent enough at it but I still press w in the air instinctively without a warmup.
>>571095987Deadlock is Source 2
>>571088843it's not nearly as bad as people are saying but the kind of game you're going to buy this in you're going to stack it with plated armor and another defensive item as wellspirit res is just better because once you survive their nuke spiritsissies run away or die
>>571095968>russians are more human than yanksthis thought will vanish the nanosecond you queue up with a russian
>>571095874People that make retarded calls should get instantly banned
If we put Abrams, Infernus, and Apollo in a room together which one would get eaten first?
>>571095968>Russians are somehow more human than Yanks.
>tfw retarded nigger team cant parry
>>571094792It does make sense, because Pocket, the boy is dead.Pocket the character is actually three frogs in a trench coat. Thus, they/them
>>571096959more like>tanks are so fucking busted even the best DPS literally can't stop them once you get into the mid gameliterally the ONLY counter to tanks is to rape them early and mid game so they can NEVER get ahead and yet even doing this they'll still somehow be able to kill your support with ease even if they're 0/15
>>571096959We is in a tank meta rite now boi
>>571097339if you can't figure out how to rape abrams early you kinda deserve the loss that man is only a hero when siphon life is up i.e 5 of every 30 seconds
>>571097617yeah thats why witchmail is the first 6.4k he buys seekergod
I get that if youre new youre probably going to be shit initially, but if you boot this game up and insta queue without having a modicum of game knowledge you should genuinely rope yourself.You're wasting everyone's time as well as your own. Learn the game faggot
shoutout to all the feeders who go 0/5 and leave so we can all leavefuck you if you're a feeder who stays the rest of the game stupid ass faggot nigger
>>571097889>still getting matched with people who skipped the tutorialare you okay
>>571097701>spends 6.4k on a spirit res itemjust shoot him senor blueberry
>mexican name (spics use their literal full legal name as their username for some reason, probably due to extremely low iq)>drifter>buys 0 regen>dies 3 times in a row>starts screaming in voicethe UK needs to be punished for spreading across the world and giving minorities access to technologies like the internet. they have doomed us all.
>>571098446WHY YOU NO HELP YOU BLOODY PINCHE PUTA MARICON???
>>571096303thanks chatgpt
>>571097889oracle and phantom is full of these people.
>>571099106because new players can be put directly into phantom
>>571096361>>571096573alright fair, the ones that play NA are more dedicated at least (if they aren't cheating).
>Paige with female voice singing something like "im a chud im a chud im a little chuddy chud" in vc the moment we load in>Our Geist opens mic and starts flirting in vocal fried zoomer voice>They both feed>40~ min in our Shiv types "paige sell your egg already">Geist unironically genuinely actually gets on vc to say "leave her alone bro let her play how she wants" like something out of a ragebait tiktokIt's the kind of tired sleep won't fix
>>571070815>he can't beat the supercomputer that wants to make him angry and suck out his life energyYWNMI
>>571070815the 1% of close games are genuinely worth it.
>>571099719she fucks stray dogs in bronx alleyways btw
>>571099719That's her face when the Big Blue Cock penetrates her
>>571099957Isn't it the other way around? She rapes Abrams.
>I love brooling in the jungle but I would never ever ever ever EVER push a walker
>>571099957>>571100123The size difference is so huge that if Abrams is basically limited to only ever getting 2/3rds of the way in. If he ever went balls deep his cockhead would push all the way into her uterus, causing tremendous pain, bleeding, and permanently disfiguring her cervix so that she becomes infertile.
How are you supposed to play Silver now, any builds?
>>571100383Ring of Repick
>>571100383>How are you supposed to play Silver nowYou aren't. Let her rest, she's suffered enough
>>571100383no
>>571099719until you realize you're going to die one day and you've just wasted your free time on a tranny shooter
>>571100367Hot but thankfully shes a Vampire, she could take him.
>>571100383Spirit Silver if you have to at allBut this >>571100446, just let her go grab a drink and have a couple weeks off
>>571099321The minute someone starts flirting I say "she ain't gonna fuck you lil bro". Usually throws a wrench in their convo
>Newfriend says he's in "gold" because he ranked up to alchemistI don't have the heart to tell him bronze ain't ending for a while...
>>571088843Gun doesn't have actual cooldowns like spirit and shred is plentiful.You're not buying this unless they have 4+ gun heroes
>>571100775i feel like there is genuinely a conspiracy/malicious compliance thing where the devs at these big studios accept making tranny lgbtqwerty shit but intentionally make them as obnoxious as possible
>>571100489>until you realize you're going to die one dayHEY
>>571101253The only Overwatch female that nobody has ever jerked off to
>>571100775Overwatch really make coming back unattractive.
>have a REALLY good and close game that we barely win by working together>scared to play another because shitty matchmaking will just rape me into an unwinnable game
>>571101253that's literally the truth bro.Right/Left, Black/White, Gay/Straight literally doesn't matter.But the rich need us divided lest we rape them in their penthouses, so they fabricate bullshit and divide us and idiots eat that shit up.Anyways how the FUCK do I counter doormans gay bullshit where he just doors me then rapes my ass into oblivion?
>>571091505It depends on what you like to doIve played fire rate m1, orange support, and tankbusta
>>571091025Sort of, it counts as heal for the heal boost portion but does not trigger the firerate bonus
>>571101792Indominable
>>571101792UnstoppableIndomitableCounterspellBeing the Doorman
Doorman is a character for bloody bastards
>>571102359he's dogshit now so its usually a free win espeically if they go joechuck build
>>571101792You sound like Billy, which is to say you sound like a pseud speaking out your ass thinking you sound profound for spewing bullshit while doing absolutely nothing to fix any of the problems you complain about because it would make your life uncomfortable.IndominableCertain Ults at the right time
>>571098192I soloq play support usually. I cant carry the entire team. Yes I have my moments of playing poorly as well but I cant do anything for a team working against themselves.The matchmaking doesn't make it any better.
>>571101792Only divide that matters is human/jew
>>571101792I like rich people more than random niggers pissing in public or stabbing white women. Total Nigger Death
>>571102835I don't know what's worse, soloQ m1gger and being dived by entire enemy team while your teammates fumble chasing a dude or soloQ support where even if you play out of your mind if the mechanical skill of your m1ggers isn't there you just lose.
>>571103369Just play spirit heroes regardless of if you're solo or not retard
>>571103512It's the same shit.
>>571103612I play hybrid until i hit my spikes then pivot into whatever my team sucks at. Some heros cant really do this but most can
>>571103612retard
why do you dipshits keep saying gun is stronger than spirit? are you dumb?spirit you can move around like a retard, look in the general direction of the enemy, shit out countless aoe abilities at any range, and can close your eyes when buying itemsgun players have to aim, be at the correct range (i.e in their asshole), deal with slow projectiles, have to do a humiliation to active every item they paid money for, slow down when shooting, tons of counter items that just completely disable their gameplayits not even close to the same, you all have retard dotabrain
>The dead have been making a whole lotta demands lately.Imagining Graves getting pressured into letting her zombies cum inside or on her face
>>571103939cry
>>571103939(You)
>>571103939>m1ggers run endgame>spiritcucks don'tSimple as.
>>571103939Duuuuude m1ggers are so strong just ignore the fact that all m1ggers deal like 50% spirit damage
>>571103939Because everybody here is incredibly bad at ending games. I would wager the average /dlg/ match ends at like 45-55 minutes.
These high rank matches on the South America server are so fucking bad dude. The rank distribution is so ass. Not only that it was 100% one of those matches where both teams have stacks, my team had 0 in-game comms for the entire thing because they're presumably all on discord while the enemy team was invading jungle with m&k + 2 other people the entire game. Shit is so miserable. Also worth noting that we lost because we were fighting the 24 minute urn 5v6 because my Seven (who had 35k net worth) decided to take their green walker instead, which lead to them delivering the urn, killing three of us, taking a walker and the midboss.
>faggot nigger doorman player on your team>faggot retard down syndrome mo player on your team>faggot pedophile rem player on your team>faggot tranny ivy player on your team>automatic lossfuck this game and the poeople who play it
>>571104030imagine cleaning up a dozen creampies from her zombies out of her snatch...
>>571104248
>>571101253yeah its literally what got trump elected
>>571090552>5 people on your team down>40+ seconds til any spawn>base completely open>enemy already inside>mid boss spawns they fuck off to go kill it>somehow spirals into 10+ more minutes of farming
>>571104364take your own life you pedophile nigger
>>571104552
All the popular m1ggers right now are actually spirit heroes pretending. Wraith, Infernus, Vyper, Warden, etc even fucking Haze players are building hybrid on her. The only TRVE M1GGER is Venator out of pure necessity and he's underperforming and only picked because his design is coolYou can use the ingame E6 spectate or turn on any random E6 stream right now and you'll see alleged gun carry heroes running around with equal amounts of money invested in spirit
>>571103369Soloq support. Much more frustrating to give teammates the means to get the upper hand and they fumble
>>571104709>post about hybrid m1ggers>no seven
>>571104709>even fucking Haze players are building hybrid on heridk wtf the devs are doing with her anymore man, pre venator she was the purest all gun m1gger in the game
The design of gun items in general is just very questionable. They were all designed as if this game were a roguelike>did you pay 3200 for this item? not enough, do a fucking cartwheel for some stats for 5 seconds>do you like the stats on this item? lol we just nuked one of your other stats>glass cannon is a win more item, only you lose so much HP you start to loseIt's like they got so many gun meta complaints they forced Hotpoo to redesign all it's items but for a different game entirely. Don't even get me started on gun fall off being shorter than a child can throw a stone.
>>571104709>>571104856dont forget Gay Talon
>>571105156I haven't seen anybody even buy glass cannon in ages, shit's fuckin garbage
>>571103939>gun players have to aimLOL!
>>571104856Seven isn't a m1gger he's a glorified ultbot
>>571104709>>571105156Its bizarre how many heroes have abilities that let their m1 scale off spirit so they dont need to rely on dogshit gun items as much while m1gging>sevenhis 3 lets you m1 even if you build pure spirit>wraith3 adds spirit to her m1>hazeagain her 3 stacks' damage increase is based off spirit so hybrid is encouraged(especially shitter haze players rushing knockdown so they can guarantee a hit with their sleep knife)>vindictanobody plays her anymore but when she is flying her gun has bonus spirit damage from spirit scaling>infernushis burn>miragehis 3 stacks off spirit
>>571105339>nerf base health and scaling across the board>item that reduces said health is now even more dogshitwow!
I made it to Alchemist 1 bros!
>>571104709>"All the popular m1ggers right now">Look inside>Unpopular heroes?
>>571105756I can guarantee you deserve it much more than my teammates deserve to be phantom.
>they get knockdown to counter me>I just get unstoppable because its part of my build>mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA
What if Glass Cannon had the hp penalty removed BUT your hero's death ragdoll was replaced with a glass shattering animation?
My team got utterly cooked by a 20/0 Haze that only bought purple items, I want these retards to fucking hang
>>571105756well done anonnie! way to go! :3
>>571105709>>vindicta>nobody plays her anymore but when she is flying her gun has bonus spirit damage from spirit scalingDamn if only the Vindictas I get on my team actually took advantage of this and bought some oranges instead of exclusively buying purple items
>>571105756unironically good accomplishment.The ranks in this game are so asinine honestly.Adding 6,000 ranks with 100 sub tiers doesn't make the game anymore balanced for any teams.It just makes me madder when I win 6 games in a row then derank off 1 game somehow.
>>571105709The weirder part is it's all their S3's. Every single M1gger you described has a spirit-based M1 booster as their third ability. Is Valve trying to tell us something? S3... 3... Ooohhh ahh auhhh ohh
>>571105904The HP should be a flat value, tied to the amount of stacks you have. You shouldn't just lose 700+ HP the second you buy it
>>571106132They shouldn't have even added ranks in a closed beta because there aren't enough people to even fill them out
>>571106083>>571105709I still play vindicta...
>>571098446>literal full legal name as their username for some reasonis it not a jokei don't think i've seen a single pablo.gonzalez2005 that wasn't ironic
>>571106368Slut.
>>571106252That sounds way better, post on forums.
>>571106368wait, wrong build trophy collector kinda sucked
>>571104705I want to suck on his shote hole
The Salem Witch Trials were a witch hunt(duh) but reminder that Vindicta was RIGHTFULLY hung by the neck until dead because she was raping young shota boys through the entire area of colonial Massachusetts.
>First buys egg >Very likely to lose lane as a result>Vanishes for 20 minutes>Comes out and 1v11s the lobby
>>571106849Those lucky boys...
>>571106921>still didnt pop egg to flex
>>571100775i checked my rank and i dropped from Ritualist to Alchemist, but it feels like i'm in fvcking Woodno one groups, everyone just farms and then refuses to buy counter items, and there's always 1-3 players who feed their asses off for no reason>>571104709dishonest
>vuy de egg>team mate: BRO USE THE EGG ITS BEEN 20 MONUTEA BROOOHAH>40 minute, killing enemy patreon>"now i use de egg">Team loses their mind as i go past everyone in souls and we win
>>571100775>Initiate-Oracle: bronze>Phantom: silver>Ascendant: gold >Eternus: platinum>Eternus 6: diamond>Nightshift: grandmaster
>>571107827>>Nightshift: grandmasterNightshift is just a bunch of metafags pretending op heroes aren't op so they won't get their free win heroes nerfed
Delete her
>>571108247They need to make her a lore accurate Loli as she was originally intended.
>>571107827you guys really like to larp that you have any experience playing in every rank
Why is this allowed
>>571108315barefoot loli is really "in" right now
>>571108315No they need to rework her entire kit or delete her from the game
>>571107645I came back after a little over a month's break and I dropped exactly like you did, Ritualist to Alchemist.Immediately entered a loss streak and I'm in Seeker matches now. It's fucking unplayable, complete feeder lottery. You know the results five minutes in, the rest is just a formality.
Any leaks/rumours on what might be in the next update? Haven't been playing for a month
>>571108951That Tankbuster damage is surprisingly low considering Hollidays barrels can hit multiple people.Adding to this for the people saying "Tank Buster is shit", it's only good on characters that can apply spirit damage to multiple people at one time, because while it can only proc once every 12 seconds, it can proc on multiple people once every 12 seconds as well.Like Doorman, Holliday, and Spirit Geist (DONT DO THIS).
>>571109280what? this game is eos in a few months lol. another failed project like underlords/artifact
>>571109212Please remind me what a piece of shit this game is so that I don't reinstall. I've been having the cravings but I feel like this game is way more fun in my imagination that it actually is in real life.
>>571109424haha hey that's funny anon! You should do standup :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-AlgYZfaoThis is why Venator is so good btw
>>571109070I agree but keep the fact she was a child (by 17th century standards)
>>571109647>just KILL the enemy team to win bro!wow i never thought of that
>>571109647Yes but farming camps is still more reliable than trusting your team to take good fights, so for solo q ladder play afk farming is still fine.
>>571109647>kill the enemy to carry
>>571109280Hoodwink
unironically now that i've learnt some of this games mechanics and how to play it's kinda fun
Will our girl overtake Sinclair in the coming days? Stay tuned!
im Oracle and I genuinely dont know how skill points are gained
>>571110175SILVER IS STILL TOO STRONG THO THEY SAID SO ON NIGHT SHIFT SEVEN IS BAD AND VENATOR IS OP
>>571109723>>571109810if you actually watched it the video addresses that obviously you can't just go out and consistently secure solo kills and therefore waves are still generally going to be the best source of income, the thesis is simply that if you're ahead you should press that advantage rather than continuing to afk farm + how to get better at seeking out those solo kills
>Play game for the day as Billy>Doing okay-ish in McGinnis/Pocket lane which is always nasty>Vyper dies two times in lane and starts going nuts at Geist and blaming them for being parried>Leaves game after everyone dunks on them for being a chimpout retard>Think this is gonna be an uphill battle>Someone says check Pocket's build>>Win
>be seven>refuse to ulti entire game>we losehonestly, amazing character design when he and his team's victory is ENTIRELY dependent on 1 singular move
>>571109647My strategy as a carry player is to just chill in one lane to get strong enough to win small fights that come my way. Basically you need to outfarm the other guy in the lane and avoid ganks until you're strong enough to 1v1 to scare him off. Basically become a resource issue for the enemy as they'll need to group to deal with you. Which can then cause a teamfight which should be favourableBut really the urn fights are often enough. Roaming around looking for fights instead of farming as a carry is stupid. You should only roam after clearing too much jungle or being pressured away or to get buff/clean up a fight
is Divine Rapier good on Legion Commander bros?
>>571110363uh duh lol.
>>571110702well people are terrible at this game and need to be told that, if you understand that you probably shouldn't sit on your ass when you have a lead then you don't need youtube videos to tell you how to play so good for you
What's a better 4.8k for vitality betweenEnduring+Spirit Res vs Enduring + Enchanters or Spirit Shielding + Debuff Reducer
Enduring+Spirit Res
>obvious smurf stomp>"haha we're just alchemist 1, pwomise :3"this game is awful
i LOVE getting grey talon ulti'd from their base into our base it's so fucking great...
>>571112180black slaveson of homeless dog
>>571112392but enough about lash
>Emiru playing with supertfMina Ha cosplayed by Mina Ha coming soon.
i might just actually be a turbodumbass but what do i do in burst lanesfeels like i can't push up and trade without taking heavy hits and things like spirit shielding give a shield after the main burstit's easy enough to get extra regen & play under tower but that never feels optimal with how much neutral space you give up by doing so
>>571113014spirit/gun shielding or reactive depending on what is killing you.
>>571113014if you can, get your 4.8k with Spirit Shielding and Spirit Res, it really gimps out burst going into midgame
>>571112565>pull up my comfort streamer playing my comfort game>foids grating on my ears while he tries to teach them how to playcan't have shit on a thursday evening
>warden stands still for 3 seconds to ult>take 70% of his health bar by headshotting him with crippling headshot
>>571113697gura is hot
>>571102835>soloq supportso you don't want to win
the math on lucky shot suggests it should be a boring average +25% dps increase, but the rng on this shit is so ass I barely scrape 3k from it in the average game. why are gun t4s so fucking ass like fuck me daddy whats a guy gotta do to get some stats round here
sex with shiv and silver
>>571113649s4 playing friendslop too. have to watch gramps (wander) while eating.
>>571087108I've wanted to try out a goofy mystic reverb on ult + focus lens tank geist but I don't think it's good even as a meme.
>>571113697He's supposed to start channeling while dash jumping or flying through the air
do any of the performance cfgs actually work?
>>571114062i can't believe the only two good deadlock streamers are doing this to me at the same time
My GOAT metro would never do that
>>571093815battle vest + suppressor is great on abrams and victor and is just as expensive as bullet resilence and helps more than bullet resilience.
I'm the kinda vyper that voices "omae wa mou... shinderu"when I slap them with a lethal poison
>>571114398best case scenario you can get 10% fps probably. makes your game look like shit though.
>>571113697GUH
New thread?
i wish there was a mode like street brawl but you can buy what items you want based on a budget you get every round
>>571115519>>571115519>>571115519I don't have porn so that's the best image you'll get from me.