Previous: >>571006884>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571028563hooeeehhh OP
Torena rape...
Digitan LOVE
When does actual cygames' approved botting happen again?
>>571028731GM... or so I'm told
metafags, is Shake it Out as third recovery bricking my ZOGuri?
how many more comfy hours are left?
>>571028760yes
>>571028668Bourbon would never
>>571028760I'd prefer corner or something for mid race
https://jiggie.fun/NwcSodhttps://jiggie.fun/NwcSodhttps://jiggie.fun/NwcSod
>>571028258stacking up on skills is not how you win career racesthe only skills that you should ever pick up before the end of the run arerecovery skills if running longs (arima doesn't count)nimble/NSMangling if you're a front runnereverything else will cause you to lose races randomly to PDM
>Maruzensky card right away>also summer golshi>Light Hello/Tachyon 3 weeks laterscary month, July
>>571028731The leading theory is GM, as that is where the three goddesses are first shown, and it is them that play in your stead
Tachyon LOVE
>>571028760you use it for 4th recovery in case you fuck up the trips proc, if you have enough late race skills to save a whiffed perfect ult
>>571028668>that Marvellous Sunday
>>571028805Your robutt is melting...
Is anyone else having their weekly 6am existential crisis right now?Umamusume
>>571028842well maru is a front and you don't pace down on them. Pacers are most likely to pace down. I wouldn't be too worried about ends going too far up. Accels and late race skills are perfectly fine if you're afraid of PDM
>>571029001How old are you?
>>571028668>Sweepy flat out removing her (useless) bra
niggers
Bobo is the most underrated for (You) uma
>>571029041It's to help support developing breasts...
>>571029001Weekly? Shouldn't it be daily?
>>57102903821
>>571028910in case you are not a late/end, the best solution for "quick" late race skill procs are hesitant skills from marvelous sunday
>>571029001I'm back on the alchie, so you tell me
>>571029109>developing
>>571029027you don't need accels on other roles due to the sher powermogging you should be doing every career
>>571028668this artist is the Jesus Christ of the uma fandom
Ok but which horse is the Gravesen of uma
>>571029115Usually I am able to distract myself from the bad thoughts long enough to fall asleep by now
>>571029115BRRRRRRRRR
How I wish I could have gotten fast learner this run. I got a hint for pretty much everything I wanted other than right/summer.It took me awhile to decide what skills to buy. I had to leave Professor, With all my Soul, and Up Tempo on the table, but I'm pretty sure this was the best combination.
where is the oguri cryer.........
>>571029001I always goon whenever I get these mood downs
>>571029334straightaway skills are stronger than corner skills in this CM
>>571029151Yes...
If a real maya did this in my car I think I would be arrested
threw out a ton of stuff today, exhaustinglooking good now though just one more session like this and I'm good
>>571029001is thinking about how old your loved ones are getting and you start imagining how their burials would be like count as an existential crisis?
>Leave club 2 weeks ago>Still unable to search clubs>Websites like uma.moe still show me as in a clubCygames how do you fuck this up?
>>571029507Maya wouldn't dob on you.
Last Thread
>>571029621How could you do this to your danchou? After all they've done for you? After all the club has done for you?
>>571029621post id and the exceluma niggas will take you in
>>571028842pdm is so aids I bought a full discount + fl poc once and I immediately had to start clocking, it's stupid
>>571028949Don't worry, she's water resistant>>571029101True
>>571029463Not feeling it right now...>>571029543Yeah that would count in my book
>>571028842>everything else will cause you to lose races randomly to PDMIn career, non-fronts are going to PDM at least once or twice every race no matter what you do.If anything, having extra velocity skills will decrease the effects of PDM because you cant enter it while a skill is active.With PDM, its hard to say how much of an effect velocity skills have, but I think it should still be a small net benifit.
the only sure thing about this existence is that you're going to die instead of worrying about that, you should do a MANT run
Nobody is rolling for Air Shakur.
Can only play the game on pc now because of THAT, best decision ever.
>>571027171>AIIIEEEEEEEE I'M GETTING BROCKEDFront is the most low cortisol running style>>571028620Whenever an Uma has front A and pace A they choose to run as front
>rickey, zephyr and wonder acute all in the span of a couple monthsit's over for me
>>571029717>sex uma
>>571029975>wonder acuteLiterally who
>>571029975Why are you rolling for two dirt horses
>>571029871>the only sure thing about this existence is that you're going to dieThis cannot come soon enough....
>>571029717GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571030052>not knowing the dirt grandma
>>571029717
>>571030118That doesn't answer the question
>>571030184True!
>>571030071because my dick told me to
>>571030082but there's no afterlife, bwo
RAPE
>>571030307proof?
>>571030307Anything is better than this existence Anything
didn't Rickey get ranked practically last on that popularity poll nobody actually likes her you're just pulling for cms
>>571030373
>>571030429>forgot the sound againKILL YOURSELF
>>571030212What would answer it then?
>>571030217Your dick is kind of dumb dude
my gf is from Hokkaido and looks like this btw
>>571030450Do you need a hug? I'm here for you
>>571030494Yes, I figured that out when it almost made me get caught masturbating in the middle of class
>>571028563look at her go
>>571030462>broken soundFUCK
>>571030520You're a lucky guy
>>571030520I look like that too, soft
>>571029464Which sloptuber told you that?This difference isnt as massive as it was on the last CM, but corner skills are still better for this CM.Straightaway skills have a 2/3 chance of activating before late race, while corner skills have 3/4. This isn't important for XOguri, but its very important for Fronts.Straight skills also have a small chance of activating right at the very start, or right at the very end of the race, resulting in less effective uptime. Corner skills do have a chance of losing uptime due to activating right at the very start of the late race, but this is easily made up for by the fact that they have a chance of activating right before the late race for a carry over.
>>571030619no you don'tfaggot
>>571030619you mean you're fat
>>571030375it's the people that pulled her for cms that end up with ptsd and rank her low
>>571030657what is this pose called
>>571030520I looks like this and sleep like that
>>571030856hello alligator
>>571030931It's actually see ya later alligator, in a while crocodile
>>571030930no you don'tfaggot
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>571031021unsettling image
>>571031021I look like this
>>571031021me on the left
>my trainee showed up with another man
>my trainer showed up with another uma
>my anon showed in another general
>my trainer and Tazuna arrived at Tracen together this morning
>My danchou showed up in another club
>>571030619cockroaches don't look like that
where are all these kings coming from
>>571031472>my trainer and Light Hello arrived at Tracen together this morning
I look like that man your trainee showed up with and I sleep like him too.
>>571031538Every King is personalized
>>571030118>Omega perfurmethat's a mare name
not this shit again
>>571031538from the garbage dump
>mfw my trainer called me kawakami
>>571031021me on the right
>>571031624nyo
holy fuck I think this is the first time since MANT started that my uma has gotten literal AIDS>no all-cureFUCK FUCK FUCK
>>571031021me in the middle
>>571030716fat people look like THAT??wish I could put on weight so I could be plump and grabbable but instead I'm skinny and soft :\
>my trainee forgot to take her plan b this morning
>>571031798Migraine isn't even bad if you don't get a mood down
>this is official artDid someone at Cygames have an adult woman fetish?
>>571031829>>>>forgot
>>571031881that phrase is as old as Maruzensky
>>571031893wrong thread bwobut I would like to know too
>>571031893wrong tab bro
>>571031829>forgot
>>571031827girl you are perfect just the way you are, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise
>my trainer showed up with another Curren
>>571031482Autis/uma/...
>>571031893buy a rope instead
My game just froze with her like this
>>571031881she will carry my palmer in GL, thank you maruzen's summer ass
>>571031893teiobwo...
>>571031849migraines also give you random mood downs like skin outbreak and also regular mood down effects, they are basically run killers>right after I start typing this postgonna hit recreation and if no shrine guess I'll give up the run
>>571031893just don't get one of those U shaped prostate massagers I got one and it doesn't stay in place at all
>>571032071She's about to gooble your dick up
>>571032071same happened to me yesterday
>>571032071turn off your PC or she will escape
>>571032017thank you..>>571032071sorry, I'll stop
>>571031893Pretty sure any would do as long as you're used to non vibrating ones and the right size umamusume
>>571032105wait, I forgot the infirmary existed, we're so ba-FUCK
>>571032105>migraines also give you random mood downs like skin outbreak and also regular mood down effectsThis is literally wrong thoughyour picture is just a normal mood down event
sex
I hate cygames writing because like 30% of the time an uma will have a complex sports story and it'll be engaging and then the other 70% of the time when youre not running their career all an uma can say is "Trainer, My [Character Trait] is acting up! Fuck me!!!!"its incredibly boring
>>571031827>>571032017>>571032215faggots
>>571032291with me
>>571032260>my trainee keeps trying to kill the run
>>571032291what's her appeal? her design is not sexy to me
>>571032071
>>571032357Umaypoi with the greatest umdadol!?
>>571032021I HATE CURREN
>>571029621post id and get sniped
>>571032320good bait
>>571029476I can't be the only one that finds people giving IRL horses these human characteristics cringe right?
>>>571032357You'll have to take me to dinner first nonny
>>571032405I audibly chuckled, thanks
>>571032405nice
>>571032458s-sure...no problem
>>571032501Surely Bakushin wouldn't...
>>571032320Sounds like someone needs to go to Dubai
Sorry danchud too sick to do my runs today
>>571032446Its every single fucking timeOh what does Meisho Doto do when interacting with other people?Goof up, of course!Its like theyre fucking lobotomized while on standby
>>571032391oyakodon
>>571032320>Fuck me!!!!"god I wish all of them were actually like that
>>571031893My penis
>>571032629I say that
Something something mandela effect
the doors are locked, I'm off-campus, and it's still early in the morning so I'm safe.oh yeah it's shower time
>>571032616But Meisho Doto never goofs up.
>>571032616doto NEVER goofs up
>>571032695That is one horribly drawn SPAS
>>571032661me next? please
>>571032540
>>571032667
I'm starting to like slop now...
ryan LOVE
>>571032839it still looks very samey to me
>>571032839saar...
>>571032781
you run niges because they're metaI run niges because they have the best girls in the franchise
I hate slop and I hate people who post slop
>>571032819telling Ardan that I promise to date her next and making excuses why I can't do things with her that day over an increasingly long timespan as her health declines
>>571032452One of the reasons people love keiba is the characterization of the horses, so if you remove that, you get soulless horse racing like in the US or UK where they spend time talking about owners and shit instead of horses
>>571032452retard
>>571032986dad?
another runanother med s agemasen on 9* medium is this sysyphus shit really worth it
>>5710330859* is nothing bwo
>>571032986she lives another day for every time you cum inside her
>>571033085One must imagine the trainer happy
>>571033085>xe is parent farming before spark reroll
>>571032869Ryan is very beautiful, they did her so dirty with that casual clothes, pretty sure some artist feel the same and drew an amazing new casual for her that she looks amazing on it.
>>571033026imagine the back problems
>Mambo's 2nd chain event randomly gave Flustered Late Surgersohhhh THAT's whyit wasnt random at all
>>571033026bawls
>>571033250>Dober got cucked by MamboDevilish.
oh I just realized it's the slop spammer from the other day who got nuked
>>571033250>destroys clubs>destroy the thread>destroy a trainer-trainee relationshipMambo can't keep getting away with it
>>571032616The reason I said bait is that most of the career stories that are rated as great have both keiba and ToreUma like Almond Eye's where she forms the strongest power couple of tracen with her Torena but you still have kino keiba moments like the Japan Cup with all the uma that won 7G1s coming out of retirement to race against each other and check who is the strongestSo you get both Sports kino and "Torena-san please fuck me!!!!!!!!!!"And characters will always be reduced to their most prominent characteristic, because this is a gacha game and 5 pages of character analysis don't sell, but a cute clumsy girl with huge tits does
>>571033629>>destroys clubs>>destroy the threadwhat did mambo do this time
I can't tell which images are slop
>>571033717Nothing, but are we just going to wait around until she does?
>>571033732Just look at the eyes, 99% of AI images just make them like random blobs of colorYou should be able to differentiate between that and the eye design that your uma has
>>571033732you get better identifying it over time but generally you look at the skin, eyes and hands
>>571033732The next generation is going to be so fucked. Media literacy is rapidly going down. Soon AI will be indistinguishable from real art, not because of quality but because they literally can't tell shit apart.
>>571033732just don't care at this point.
>>571034194feet
>40% winrate in roomsam i fucked
>>571033962and the finer details. They tend to not make sense or look really bad.
Post your umawife and your dick size!Teio, 5 inches
>>571034438yesbut you'll most likely make it to finals anyway
>>571033962>>571034440Oh yeah? Identify which ones are AI in the last 5 images posted.
>>571034394sniff
>>571034438You may or may not lose to my sub 20% wr Fuku
>>571032627At that point i'd rather just have her daughter
every time I come to this place and see a Teio post it is something about dickswhy are they like this?
>>571034519Kitasan!uhh......A?
>>571034720it was established long ago that teiohogs are fat bald gay faggots that are devoured by slugs past midnight
>>571034442...Gentildonna would've looked better
>>571034753no one stretches like this.
>>571034519dudes will do this and then act like the ERPers are the gay ones
>>571034538King and probably Teio
>>571034753I stretch like this
>>571034519Daiwa8.3 inches
>>571034194Cute
>>571034881Both should be exiled
>>571034927can I ride it already
>>571034519Banch6.7 inches
I want everyone to know I just drank four beers
This is Taiki's world, we are just living on it.So post Taikis
>>571035009*Bancho>inadvertent 6 7 jokeI guess Helios too
>>571035023kissing with Journeyhugging with Journeymarriage with Journeysex with Journeyraising children with Journeyenjoying life with Journeygrowing old with Journeydying together with Journey
>>5710350096 7! 6 7!
>>571035273You could say you want to go on a Dream Journey
>>571035346damn right
>>571034538Kris 1.... Maybe not sloppa.King because the head details look a little smudged and missing tail, so either a really bad artist or sloppaThe blue one looks strange in the fingers and feet so maybe sloppa tooTeio has a strange AI feel in how shiny the art is, but I can't find any inconsistencies so maybe not sloppaKris 2 is sloppa because weird ornaments
>>571034982Are you a jockey?
>>571035403cute
>>571035508>Kris S 2 is sloppa>that filename
>>571034901>>571035508It's over
>>571035537only weight wise..
>>571034519Super Creek13cm
Stop making me want umas that are four years away
>>571035508you're cooked unc
>>571035273no one says this
>>571035730nooooooooo.... was the kekxina sloppa too?
>>571035839>>571035730>>571035687don't shay that...
>>571032021Pick your Curren
>>571035969Moe
>>571035446that's me
>>571035969cum bucket
>>571036047no it's notfaggot
>>571035969The strongest Curren
>>571036176many can confirm it
>>571035883>>571035896None of them are AI lol
>>571036226no they can'tfaggot
>>571036245really? I mean, someone could still generate it and claim they drew it right?
>>571036296the ratings don't lie
>>571036245fuck you I stared at Kingu feet in the boorus and couldn't find her there don't say that
what the fuck is honeyade?
>>571036365I never post slop of Kris
I just realized that the live is this weekend. Why is the EN twitter so dead about it? I didn't' even realize it was streaming until I googled it.
>>571036396>cheated and still lostthis is what cryerposters are like
>>571036459honey + grenadeit's the thing in terraria
>>571036459honey but ade
Thoughts?
>>571036394What the fuck are you talking about?>>571036496Because it's Japan only?
>>571036537Shakur raped me
>>571036459honey but "ade" as "lemonade"It's hacchimi
>>571036585>he doesn't know
>>571036496if there's no official viewings (live or delayed or online) for a region then they're not going to hype it up on that region's xitter, now are they
>>571036585>>Because it's Japan only?It isn't.https://intl.stagecrowd.live/s/scint/group/detail/i10396?ima=4407
>>571036537No thoughts. Head empty.
>>571036656kek what a raped bitch
>>571036459honey mixed with lemonade and teio juices
I wish a nonny raped me.
>>571036729where can I find teio juices?
>>571036569Sex
>>571036701There is 3 niggaStagecrowd: https://intl.stagecrowd.live/s/scint/group/detail/i10396?ima=4407ABEMA: https://www.abema-global.com/en/lives/3kjxdnsYCzsum7apnkqfRuZAIKO: https://l-tike.zaiko.io/e/uma7thtokyoTHREE
Wife
>>571036496The most self aware JPnigger
>>57103671050 bucks to watch a stream of this????
>>571036863nice wife>>571036891me on the right
>>571036891sex with all the umas in this picture except Almond Eye cause she's ugly
>>571036861well, two that are in Englishso then why haven't any of the English fronts announced them?
>>571036660(you)>>571036710I meant that it's only happening in Japan. They don't expect the EN player base to care enough to stream it when everything there will be in japanese only and about the JP version only
>>571036840it is a mystery
>>57103653730% wit growth is really good isn't it? You can max wit using only mr cb and finemo
>>571037048I pose like th->flesh tailnever mind
tick tock anonsyour carat stash is about to be drained
>>571037002I don't knowThat's what I'm asking>>571037027They did it for the last like, two lives, numbnuts. https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1916689840734867702https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1975018519332090011even did a giveawayf or it
>Umamusume Pretty Derby>Air Shakur, ugly femoid with piercing, exists???
>>571037227Neo Cutie
>>571036459
Punks usually grew up with terrible parents, it's no surprise that he is drawn to motherly character like Super Creekhttps://x.com/i/status/2067196294792462812
>>571034927I kneel, nonny
>>571037152don't shay that....
>>571037142That just means that they realized that the effort is not worth it and didn't do it for this live
>>571037091the flesh tail is needed so you can lick your umas tail without having to pull hair out of your mouth afterwards
Umas with glasses are way uglier
>>571037382me as falco
>>571037296whomst
>>571037181*stops your Buena Vista from being a triple tiara uma*
>>571037152Why does Shakur filter you thirdie browns so badly?
>>571037382is Falco that flat?
help me test my new xmas capCM 15 room 304077253040772530407725
>>571037447>is uglywho really lost, bitch
>>571037574Bue wouldn't say this
piercings aren't sexy it's as shrimple as that
>>571037483B:78She is a certified flatty
>>571037683I don't know if 78 is big or small
>>571037447YAMI WO KIRISAKUOH DESIRE
>>571037737may the light guide me(?)
>>571037480Look, I would fuck Shakur but she is not conventionally attractive (for anime gacha girl standards)
>>571037447>>571037574no need to fight, I'll have sex with both
*gets Bue disqualified*
>>571037885BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571037885Rose Kingdom (Cum)...
>>571037504Results.>late startBut I bought focus... let's try again.110367341103673411036734
>>571037737I want to pull her ahoge
>>571037885she will steal her onii-chan too
>>571038038I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CAREER GAHHHHH FUCK
>>571037414A random Uma fan, it's nothing to us gaijins but in Japan otakus are seen as having 0 self care and fashion sense, so that guy went viral. Also someone made a fanart of him.
Teio bride!
>>571038164>Japan otakus are seen as having 0 self care and fashion sensethat's basically 90% of the male population
>>571038008Maybe I should start following this guy...
>>571034519symboli kris s18~ cm
>>571038283We are well dressed in /uma/. We have millionaires, blackrock directors, business owners, silicon valley developers, and mambo first class flyers.
>>571038376>silicon valley developers>well dressed
>>571038376wearing a suit doesn't mean you know about fashion
>>571038376mant filtered all of them gwo
>>571037885Rwby uma...
Your umawifeWhat you're wearing right now
>>571038376>and mambo first class flyers.I am taking meetings in my underwear right now
>>571038567FukuNothing
>>571038038Results.Feeling more confident with this Ogurin, don't think I'll bother anymore with this CM other than testing throne runs. Thanks for joining.>>571038163Better post rooms once you finish career then!
>>571034519What will you do with this data?
BOYSEX
>>571038567Tamamy clothes from 10 years ago
>>571038681standing paizuri
>>571038567shichipolo from an event 15 years ago and a sweater
>>571038649>Better post rooms once you finish career then!maybe...might do a few throne runs too since I have so much time anyway on sprint, would only for palmer doe
>>571038376Is it part of an inside joke where we all pretend to be gullible and believe everything anons on here say and claim?
>>571038649Sweepy...AhhhSweeeeeeeeeppppppyyyyyy
>>571038567Air Groovea "I <3 Air Groove" shirt worn over an identical "I <3 Air Groove" shirt in case I need to rip one off for dramatic effect later
>>571038567A Rena t-shirt, sweatpants that fall off when I walk and a 10+ years old hoodie
you guys are going outside dressed like that?
>>571038567Diaa polo shirt and basketball shorts from high school
>>571038658I'll be more careful and respectful when answering to posters with bigger cocks, like daiwabros and symboli kris s bros
check 'em I have no idea how I managed this
>>571038567A Chinese knock-off One Piece shirt my mom got me a couple years ago that has "I'm gonna be king of the pirate" written on the back.
>>571039186what if shiraoki real
>>571039087Tony's kids are the king ghidorah meme
>>571037885i want her to peg me and lick my neck as Bue is watching me (her bf) getting railed no mercy and she cannot do anything to stop it.
>>571039261sorry danchou I have to stop doing career runs for 4 days I need to receive shiraoki's blessing
>>571038567TeioXXXXXXL shirt
>>571039234Symboli Kris D.
>>571038567TeioOversized bf's t-shirt and shorts
I think you shouldn't eat your vegetables.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571039174Surely most of /uma/ is bigger than 5" though?
>>571038567Nishino FlowerRecently cum-stained underwear
/Uma/ says there exists an uma for everyone. Then is there one for a heterosexual male like myself?
>>571039872ugh...
>>571037082>andBro. At 30% wit you only need one good wit card.
>>571039872Fastest way to find out is to simply post:I hate [uma]. Her chest is not attractive.and see how many people specifically call you gay
unfortunately I have recently grown fond of a stallion
>>571034519You'll know in about 8+ hoursA whooping gigantic _0_ inches
We should rape the Doberposter
>>571039926>ugh... 3D women...>can't stop hornyposting about anything even remotely female looking and consumes ecchi content every day>ugh... men...>???Interesting.
I hate Teio. Her chest (pfft) is not attractive.
>>571038467>>571038164>>571038283Men fashion is easy as fuck, bros. Just do the overshirt technique and women will cum.
Bono I try so hard for you even if I know using so many other Uma would be better why do you do this to me I JUST WANT WHATS BEST FOR YOU & YOU DO THIS TO ME WHY WHY WHY BONO I JUST WAAAAAAAH
>>571040078
>>571038567CesarioBlack shorts and the same shirt that Jahy wears
>>571040214gold city is just a cunt uma to play against, better buy some skill after debut and avoid her as rival if possible, she's not Vodka's level of annoying but still very annoying
>>571040078>>571040236
>>571040151Dober would be the most 3D of PDs if she were real
>>571039521I'm actually not the #1 OP fan, I just like the manga. But my mom likes buying me stuff despite my protests and all she really knows is I like One Piece. She means well
>>571040236
>sorry trainer my ex needs money again I have to go see himHow do you respond?
>>571036537eh, her alt skills are better
>>571040429
>>571040338Wrong, tsunderes are cute and have pure hearts.
>>571036537I wanna punch that bitch
>>571040531I cry and shit and shoot myself
>>571036537>*doxxes (You)*
>>571040531>"Oh sure, don't worry about it, i have things today too, see you tomorrow"
>>571040531Such is the life of a trainer. You spend your best years so that a girl someone else will fuck can make a fortune while you go back to watching tryouts with the likes of Confusion and Faster than Ray as your future trainees
>>571040803>American uma>The most petite and graceful little thing>Not the fattest and the loudest coalburner skank with herpes, tats, and septum ring???
>>571040838I don't get it
>>571040342I also only read the manga.that's just how parents are though, maybe next time she'll bring you a brown girl
>>571040796Doto...
>>571040939Umaverse is a wonderful place without those kinds of women existing
>>571040803white woman jumpscare
>>571040838>8th in the umabooty proportions rankingHer figure is pretty lewd
>>571040946you're too young
>>571040960Hope so!
>>571040939She’s a weeb
>>571040838
>Actually try doing a parent run for once>A few mid skill sparks, low star race sparks and one star gutsSo this is why I've seen people hate parent runs
>>571040531my trainee would kill herself if she had to interact with anyone but me on a personal level for more than 5 minutes so it's not an issue
>>571040531Is there anything more cucked than training an uma? Imagine raising her for 3 years to be some dyke's fuckmeat (since all umas = lesbians)
>TM Ugg O
>>571041491Would rather train power to secure 1000.
>>571041596was just to show lol lmao stam and no whistlesjust a test run anyway 1 guts 1 power 2 speed 2 wit sucks
He should not lock the open doorRun away run away run awayFull moon is on the skyand she's not a mare anymore!Sees the change in her but can'tRun away run away run awaySee what became out of his mareFull moon
not even Sei can go fishing with the bait that I'm seeing ITT
your trainee left you? aww if only there was a cute ningen close to your age that would take care of you...
>>571037885Bros I think I just fell for her...
>>571041780I only trust Ms. Kashimoto
>>571039775why would most of /uma/ be bigger than the average?
>>571041705If it's real that her career is about to make you shine as a trainer and let everyone see your abilities then i'd do everything for let her win and shine as well.No wonder i loved Super Creek too, this character archetype is so good and satisfying.
>>571041934Cute Journey
Stop pretending. NONE of you are actually rolling on shakunt
what second inherit am I supposed to use for front in sprint
>>571041780>"Huh? Do you know her anon?"
>>571041862at least wait until she gets released. My guess is around Japan Cup time
how do i actually train fucking front umasthey just lose random races
I sleep in prone position because I thought succubi was real when I was 12 and I tried to protect my private area
>>571040901I need to have sex with her
falcer
>>571042081forgot pic
>>571041948They put you against super boss tier Umas just to make sure you lose.
>>571042067Angling and blessings
>>571042364>blessings
>>571042012Yeah, I'm not. Not because I don't want to, but because I've already wasted all my carats on others. It's sad.
>>571042192>he wants to protect his private area because big tiddy dommy mommy would make him feel so goodNever understood this fear of succubis.
>>571042067https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/I was going to say Plancha but Angling seems to work as well. I'd grab both.
>>571042449ok sounds good get to use my goated pasa then >>571042225 thyanks
>>571042192I'd sleep on my back if succubi were real
>>571042409Yaeno Musucky (on penis)
I denounced Shiraoki, a false god
>>571042225>>571042540THE RANDOM ASS SSR SUZUKA COMING IN CLUTCH
>>571042012i'm sending a 10pull because i have no impulse control
>>571042449No. Put on Angling first then see how many lengths you gain with Plancha.
>>571042717what the hell is race bonus anyway right
>>571042710Dont say that...
>>571042849there's nothing one can do to improve this except have ssr natie at mlb for 5045 is fine if I get every goated skill
>>571042762dw bro the urge to pull goes away after you hit every single uma you want
>>571042780>0.23L maximum>tfw I became the oguri>>571042540sorry, listen to this guy >>571042780[X] Genuflect
>>571042012Wrong and I'm posting proof when I get home from work you BEAST
>>571042964but the umas i want won't be in the pool for years
>>571043017still something so I'll just grab it if I have leftover sp
>>571043017at first I read that as >tfw I came to oguri
>>571042710this 7 will ensure you'll not make cm finals for the next 3 cms, as punishment for denouncing shiraoki
Shiraoki is the Devil that tempt pure innocent umas from the three Goddesses teaching
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11613715
>>571042675she doesn't do allat.
>>571043310chinese fraud divination hands typed this post
>>571043346mcqueensisters not like this......
>>571043346me and my bf
>>571043346Me and Almond Eye
>>571043318>Coal Shitty
>>571043173Just remember to divide lengths / SP cost before buying, pretty sure any circle skill is better than 0.23.Now I'll have to check my TT girls again, pretty sure some of my sprinters and milers have Plancha.>>571043187In record time!
>>571043475does this ever come back in the other modes it's one of the few things i'll miss from mantblazer
post more oguri please>>571043551ofc and ty for helping !!!
ikuno......................dictus
God, uma with glasses is so fucking ugly
>>571042449>fronts are cucked>paces got the best accelsyou didn't skip her banner, did you anon?
>>571043769Neicha...
>>571043765dont shay that....
>>571043584Not one for one as far as I’m aware but future pal cards do have high energy dates
Is Shadow Break as an inherit reliable Late Race velocity for CM15? I don't have Rudolf sadly & am using Oguri as a parent with Dober>but Ryan Fuck it
>>571043551>raped by a filipino man for 10 secs
>>571043584Luckily no and the recipe for it will be sealed away forever!
>>571043898shadow break is really good
>>571043898>is shadow break good as an inheritYes to any scenario.
>>571043898shadow break is really bad
>>571043987Not any, shadow break can get eaten by accel zoneShould be fine on this track though
>>571043769She only fucks ugly bastards
>>571044097ME ON THE LEFT I ACTUALLY DO THIS
pull for shakur
Not taking a break before kikuka sho is crazy
>>571044173Fuck no, she's fucking ugly.
>>571041098Bro was so frightened he misidentified a Japanese woman
>>571044186almond is dead
I was gonna run kita for sprint but the pink spark situation is aids so maybe falco curren groove, would be cool I think
>>571040939Just wait until after retirement
sex with boysNOW
>>571041780One day I'll save Happy Meek from that absolute fraud of a trainer.
>>571043475This is why you don't buy notepads
Grass Wonder is a Yamato Nadeshiko. She will never be fat even after she became a mother. Special CHUD on the other hand....
>>571044293
>>571044465retard
>>571044218Haven't gotten after repeated races or even a skin outbreak has me feeling like the glowing skeleton chair
>>571044532looking good dober
>>571044173>tattoos >piercingsLiterally the stereotypical look of the average liberal woman
>>571044532Now give her huge tits
Shakur design was a mistake
>>571044532I will now pull your horse
>>571043790>Light Hello and Ramonu>3+ umas I want in the next 6 months>23kI did a bunch of daily pulls but she didn't come home
i would have pulled for shakur but summer goldship is so close
>>571043656
>>571044829Both are ugly
I still don't know if turf s is better than sprint sthe gaslight sim says so but...
>>571044532What corrupted her?
>>571044240say that irl, not online, see what happens, punk
>use parfaits>never good results>fuck it, no parfaits>score increase
>>571040610Did spicaman do anything in s3?
>>571044532A polished turd is still a turd. She's just a rare Cygames L
>>571044886turf S is better than sprint S only on frontssprint S is better on the restwhy do you ask? because fronts don't have enough accels to reach max speed reliably, the rest do
>>571044886I know, it feels wrong because it goes against what you've been taught. But Turf S is definitely better than Sprint S if you had to choose only one of them to have.
>>571044869>>571045071oh ok
>>571043656When did you become an Ogurifag...
doesnt matteryou still wont get S distance or S ground
>>571045124Don't say that...
>>571045185>>>/b/
i use arch btw
>>571045112ogay!especially important to cap power then>>571045121she's cute and innocent
>>571044318Don't give up on Kita There's still hope!!!Also I made a Falko & I have tism about these things
>>571045071ENTER
>>571045114
no stam.....>>571045374I use her all the time anyway better to have varietyalthough dirt cm is next and I might use her there too together with rickey so
>>571045267cry about it
>>571044889nakadashi
>>571045530that's enough
>>571045275Still ugly
>>571045275*Pukes*
>>571044983he fucked Golshi
>>571045530NEVER MIND OKAY????I've exploded here before so I'm clueless.....>>571045614apparently.......
>>571045530>together with RickeyUnbeatable team...AhI'm not looking forward to itNot even a Mile so I can't use the unholy Dirt Nishino I've been cooking up
TODAY
>>571045806Skip
>>571045185sex
>>571045275being a fucking IT nerd is still her greatest sin.
>there are sisters within us that will pull air shakur
>>571045806Daily
>>571045510Thank you Suzuwife you are my greatest ally
>>571045806Dailies and no more
>>571045896They will be Israel'd by the end of the day and we'll be rid of them
>>571045896I regret not having sex with my trap friend with anger issues so I am coping by pulling Air Shakur
does the skill only trigger if a heal pops while being at the frontor will it save the check for a heal, then wait for her to hit front3
>>571046239Neck yourself, faggot
http://poal.me/w9niwy
When time hard, and me get mant burnI thinkuma cutes andd sexythen day bettre
>>571046393the latter
>>571046401stick it down my throat yourself, faggot
just realized I forgot to run the dirt derbydo I skip these dirt races then in favor of QEII x2
>>571046486faggot
>>571046542That's what I thought, faggot
Will she really not survive with this? Umalator says she survives with 421 hp
>>571046525You're doing a Tiara route on a RBlet deck, you run QE2.
>>571046698Yeah? And what does the spurt rate say
>>571046525I think you can get away with running Queen Elizabeth II if you run Champions Cup as well>dropping QE: -50 stats>dropping one dirt G1: 40 statsI'd pick QEII 2xhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/I'm assuming your schedule is similar to this one
>>571044532Every single uma is a stealth bombshell.Every.Single.One.
>>571046698>ONE healwhen will stam edgers learn
>>571046486YWNBAU
>>571044889Doto bullying
ZAMN orphans look like this??? maybe i should swing by an orphanage
>>571046525>>571046770oh you're suppoed to QEII no matter what, just missed out on goodies because I forgot about the derby I seeeee>>571046837kinda similarI'm just doing every g1 and racing 3-4 times every time since I got a ton of healing
>>571046486why did you have to use a pic this hot on THE bait machine of this thread
>>571046837OH I get what you mean nowif I take champions I get the stats backsmart....
>>571046934https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17773009
>>57104677245%Gonna be honest, I don't understand spurt rate but I assume it should say 100%>>571046882I still have points left, I can buy Restless/777/Radiant, but won't that fuck with the ult activation or something?
You guys are making your own MANT schedules instead of copypasting one from gametora?
>>571046983I'm sorry...
>>571047186that's me
>>571047109Fuck off
>>571047109it's called MAKE A NEW TRACK not COPY ANOTHER'S TRACK nonny
>>571047106The closer to 100 the better, yes.
You guys are fags
>>571046856Except for Sweepy
>>571047080Yep. Sometimes on other umas I even run the Stayers Stakes or a mile G3 in early dec just to grab more skill points and hints.
>>571047246The Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese have already made a new track. There is no more new track to make
>>571047346I'm not taking shit from a pit licker
>>571047081I look like this
>>571047395same I love greeding there, I mean EVEN if you lose stats it's still worth. unless maybe in longs where all your stats matter
>>571047447Her sisters are so hot it's wild how much of a dud Cheval turned out to be
consider the following: sex with suzukasexuka
>>571047474It's fine, I can do that for you, no problem.
>>571047624i don't get it why is the window broken
I look like this
>>571047520hey
>>571047643
>>571047643Truth serum would not be necessary for me to tell Tachyon how much I love her
I THOUGHT I FNISHED MY DAILIES ALREADYAAAAAA
run kinda cooking ngl
>>571047892bwo your mcqueen speedrun?
>>571047892rip bozo
>>571046856Sexushin was always a bombshell for mei was glazing her even before the whole armpit stuff
>>571047892YOU HAVE TIME TO SUICIDE
>>571047892Kill a Makween NOW
>>571047892bricked
>>571047892if it helps I had one borrow left I didn't get to use
>>571044889The wokies
>>571047892Do what must be done desu wa
>>571048001>>571048035Don't do this. Only villains do this
mambo
>>571048019>literal who
>>571048228not yet anonnotyet
>>571048296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMQYV-XuhA
>>571048223Gold Cutey
>>571047892nuke a curren, bwo
>>571046856especially turbo!!!
>>571048296Teio VA
>they removed itFuck.
>>571048352how the fucks does a grown woman end up having that pitch of voice naturally?is her throat fucked up or something?
>>571047892ive never felt such a rush
I'm broke
>>571048585NICE
>>571048296touristGAWD....
>>571048352>>571048509Cringe
>>571048585mcqueen quickie desuwa
>>571048585HMMMPHMMHMHPHP
>>571048585>1sta-anon?!
PLEASE TO THE 1-2 CLUB MEMBERS WHO RANDOMLY PUT DIRT REQUESTS AMONGST THE TIDE OF MEDIUMSI AM RUNNING CRITICALLY, DANGEROUSLY AND PAINFULLY LOWI CANNOT KEEP LOSING DIRT SHOES LIKE THISPLEASE JUST ASK FOR MEDIUMS!!!!! (Thank you.)
MAX WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>571048585>1st
>>571048710>stripper mcqueenOnly good for her slutty tummy
>>571048585based
So what did Fuku mean when she said you were his soulmate?
Is there any reason to not take red skills like hesitant for cms if theres no better skills remaining to pick?
>>571048710anime makween is literally the worst uma in the game
>>571048663when did this zoomer had allat?
20 star pieces left until i get this boy
>>571048783medium shoer, i'll request dirt from now on
>>571048585>1stnice desuwa
>>571048783>1kcalm down nigga, just request dirts back
>>571049029After our 2nd child
>>571049043Don't
>>571049095>>571049046Stop being cancer!!!
>>571049029after I pump her with 2 kids
do front runners need power
>>571049046
>>571048784wtf why can't my summers be like this
>>571049141ye
>>571048960don't think too hard about it. probably some speicific terminology relating to you being a boost multipler to her fortune telling. kind of speed ankle weights.
>>571048710>>571048794this is the second time i've done her careerboth suicides to make the dailyfirst on basenow on anime
>>571047697context is from a previous comicI just wanted to post cute long haired Flower tho
>>571049141yes >>571049043wait until you randomly roll them to instantly 4*, or else you're wasting star pieces
>>571049141yes but you need max wit more
>>571049269of course, i've been at 150 rudolf pieces for weeks
>>571049318I want a Teio daughterwife....
>>571049345based
>>571049141>NakayamaYes, there's an uphill right at the last spurt. If you lack power you'll slow down.>define lackingI don't know. People seem to throw around numbers like 900 and 1000, I'd aim for 900 at least and max wit.
would digitan be a rapist or the raped
>>571049267Kill yuritards
>>571049318>tfw no clingy Teio to princess carry
>>571049004Please help
>>571048663>>571049104hate propagandahate zoomerhate zoomer propagandastop making me like this bumbling idiot
>>571049487rapedshe puts her trust in you, her torena, as a fellow umatakuthe moment you let your sexual intentions known, that trust will be broken and she will look at you disdain and disappointment from there on out
>>571049575No, not really. Take them if you have nothing else.
>1k speed in classic yearNow this is a highroll
>>571049318I read>it hurts and I can't walk, so marry me
>>571049345I've had 150 Taiki Shuttle pieces ready to go for a few weeks now. I don't know why I'm saving them; I'm not pulling for any umas until Yeppers, which is an eternity away.
>>571049583why did you post this then>>571049641I dress like this
>>571049487rapistall uma are
>>571049575>no ass
>>571049583i'll try helping youthe chances of you fucking her is canonically 0%she's a dyke for other umas, anondon't. roll.
>>571049702no point using them until you actually feel like doing a run with her
>>571049318 >>571049691First I have sex with my cute wife luna-chanThen I have sex with my cute daughter teio-chanThen I have oyakodon with both of themSimple as
>>571049678Thank you
>>571049641ah, I want to drink Teio's hachimi straight from the source
>>571049813I should specify that you should take them based on what you will probably encounter for the track you are training for. For CM15, lots of Fronts and Paces, for example.
>>571049790
>>571049772And she's a lolicon
2,875 threads and never a normal teiopost
pull for air shakur and her child bearing hips
>>571049190it's ok run was bricked anyway--powerletlowkey prefer high rb over this incase chains don't finish (like the bakushin one, which is ALSO an agemasen)sp could've been like 3.1k
>>571050009nonsense anon, look at >>571049641see? just an innocent teio image->>571049885..... damned teibros
why is she luna anyway
>>571049970Of course
>>571050132>woke boyumaNo
>>571050132>child bearing hipsbut the child will never be yours
>>571050009Pretty normal in this website standard, unless you're not from around here...? Nishishi
hachimi
>>571050157I hornypost about pretty much every uma>who's your kamioshinot telling now
>>571050132Nah
Hello /uma/ I need all your reaction images like this
>>571049978I'd fuck you as well, HOWEVER, I do not like puke on my dick.
>>571050134
>>571050491wuh...?
>>571050491
>>571050536oguri cap as in sex after tasting my cum
>>571050134>>571050506It looks pretty good to me>Bakushin agemasenRIP
>>571050491orb
240048092400480924004809scuffed sprint cm16 test
>>571051204ryan cutie patootie
>>571051313No
>>571050491the cutest one I have
>>571051207
>>571051405by erasing their suffering
>>571051405She hates gays
>>571050491>let's rush the image limitYou guys are so stupid
im gonna get some lasagna and salad and mac and cheese for food today
>>571050845fuck that card honestly, except for the gwbut if I run ANYONE aside from falco I can just borrow her instead, and I'll get more rbI'm sure the white version is good enough
Oguri is sexy
If I was Doto's trainer, I don't think I could hold myself back.
>>571052087this is a man
>>571052087Why every OC design for an uma (be it a specific IRL horse or just a made-up one) coming from global artists is so dogshit?
i feel like theres 3 people with breads queued up and as soon as we hit 376, the jannies are gonna get pissed
>>571052121what a whore
Let them suffer.
>>571052281>OC from global artistsnothing to do with umamusume that's just how it is
what's that?you want images so you can post your bread?hm....I'm thinking....nyo~hehe
>>571052002Very
Which umas has the sexiest voice to (You)?
>>571052498is that supposed to be stay tranny?why the fuck does he look so girly here?
>>571052338Who is... "them"? Is "them" ME!?
>>571052680>>571052680>>571052680
>>571052576no images to blueball the bread bakersbut, I fap daily to mommy creek
>>571052281>>571052368Posting an honest to god American horse made by the pure White Aryan race of the honorable west.
>>571052191Kek sameJust imagine accidentally groping her tits or brushing against her, she'd probably have a heart attack
>>571052281They just don't understand the concept of graphic cohesion and they rather put "themselves" than following design guidelines. Also they think "over-edgy stuff" = cool, which is wrong in this case.Umamusume have many character which had pretty tragic story IRL, like Rice Shower for example, and yet Cygames managed to make one of the cutiest girl ever with subtle hints to the IRL horse.While it looks like those "artists" just know about Sunday Silence surviving an incident, and instead of putting it subtly, they just straight out design her scarred and "horrifying".Also checks out this artist is anti-AI retard.
>>571052002I am compelled to agree
>>571043551Garbage
>>571052934Cringe liberalGiga based anti ai
