Snap back to reality editionPrevious: >>570956517>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8June 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385May 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961
reminder that 4/5 times you're discussing balance on /hdg/, you're talking to a sub level 150 tourist
>>571049356It's all jeetAI slop, anon.
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>571049383Vacation tomorrow. Most AH is off after that. With whole office closure in July for 2 weeks. First week of August they will trickle back to work
Just pull the plug already, AH
run off alone? kickmore than 1 meta piece of equipment? kickcall down supply frv? kick
When I was sub lvl 20 id drop an SOS for help but I always managed to attract huge level guys that just seemed like they wanted to show offI was thankful for their support but it got to a point where I think they just wanted to show off or were scared of the actual higher Ds and just came to my D4 game to pretend to be a hero..
>>571049584they might drop the warbond right before they close, like on the 30th or something
>>571049356Can wait for increased level caps. I wish we had option to filter out anyone sub 300 in game>>571049609They did. It's officially summer vacation season in sweden. As of 1 hour ago.
>>571049356I remember one time I had argued with an anon here and he did in fact turn out to be a level 25 console playerNever forget console niggers walk among us
ah I said the same thing twice oops
>>571049584Didn't the Swedes just have a vacation?
>>571049708There is still slave subcontractors. They will probably run the game as of now. They might drop the warbond. Last year AH offices were closed for 2 weeks. But as of now until early August. Only skeleton crew will be at AH even outside of closure.
>ESL king leaves his cave to spit out his misinformed drivel about swedish holidaysclassic
>>571050050There is always something in first 6 months of the year. But it's midsummer tomorrow. I nordic countries were summer is shorter. Summer Vacation season is from midsummer to August. It's ~4 weeks for normal workers. How it's handled depends on company. And sector. Factories for instance close compleatly to do overhauls during that time. Some just hire summer interns and layer the vacations that there is enough people around to keep things going.AH had hybrid model last year. Half of the workers went to vacation today. Will be back in 4 to 5 weeks. Other half will go to vacation in 2 weeks. Meaning offices will be closed for 2 weeks. This we know becouse AH said so last year. But with increased 3rd party studios working for them. They might close down whole office for whole of July. With majority of people going off to vacation now. And taking 5 weeks off.
>>571049974It's because of the echo.
>Limited to 3
>>571050050that guy's retardedswedes use a rolling holidays system which has no bearing on their patch cadence, they're just fucking lazy and slowmidsommar's only a bank holiday on the eve itself and taking days off prior to that happens on worker's own volition if they have paid time off
>>571049685What's the problem with supply FRV you fucking misanthrope
>>571050189>one of the first things I did as CEO was to structure this summer break. We're closing the office for 2 weeks and urging people to take their vacation before those two weeks. Shams JorjaniMisinformation comes from CEO of AH who bitches constantly about vacations of AH. He even did whole interview how crazy it was. https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/when-helldivers-2-was-at-its-lowest-arrowhead-looked-to-hello-games-and-no-mans-sky-to-keep-their-chin-up>Except, at that point, everybody was on vacation. "When I was asked to step in [as CEO], they gave me the keys to the car… and told me: ‘we're going off on vacation, because we haven't been taking much over the last few summers,'" Jorjani explains. "And I was like: ‘we're running a live service game, people can't be off for the next three months!’ But that's what happens in Sweden. We take our summer vacations very seriously."
>>571049685Good thing I only play with my friends.I'd probably end up trolling the fuck out of neurotic dipshits like you all day otherwise.
>>571051298>shittermobile with infinite supplies encouraging soloniggery>what's wrong with an overbuffed carebear stratagem idk bro
Squidfags absolutely fucked up their MO and now we must suffer their failure and lose the new FRVs.
>>571051290They did rolling vacations but new CEO changed that.
>>571049697My wife just started playing 2 days ago and that's most of the players that join her lobbies. Sad.
>killing heavies is babysitting
>nerf trannies STILL sticking around despite Arrowhead already bent their knee to buffGODsThey literally won't get off our dicks, bros. They could just go play another game
>>571051298>8 supply packs for anyone >fills supply backpack. Gee. I wonder what is wrong with it.
>>571052072Nerftrannies have a humiliation fetish.
>>571052072Meh. This year has been about fixing the AI and spawning. Makes sense to buff underperforming stuff. But walking barrage buff and supply wagon are too much.
>>571052194nobody gives a fuck
>>571049584you aint getting shit until Gamescom.
>>571052194That sounds great, you're not a nerfjeet, right?RIGHT?!
warbond trailer on tuesday it is then lads
>>571052072he (singular) has been doing this for over a year apparentlysome people are just mentally raped beyond saving so don't expect anything to change, just recognize it and filter it like a normal personIf every person here did it he would kill himself before the end of the year.
>>571049794Hi
>>571052425>>571052525>Casually throws 42 giga granadesThis is fine.
>>571052945golem get ye gone
>>571051712>now we must suffer their failure and lose the new FRVs.that wont happen, although it would be extremely funny
>>571052527What warbond? No carbond. No warbond. See ya in August.
>>571053047No, it's not fine. It's fun. I understand your concern though. sub-5 minute mechs with the DSS is fucking retarded. Support weapons are longer than that shit.
>>571053047>>571052194>>571049685*taps sign*
>>571053175>lose MO>free frv is moved to warbond>>571053219Kinda nuts how we went from one extreme to other.
>>571053209hopefag humiliation ritual is over, two weeks of continent just started
>>571053047No, it's great.Go play something else, Nerfjeet.This is no longer an Izzat farming sim.
>>571053495
>>571053334It's still giga granade every 10 sec for whole match. More if you eat regular resupply and from map.
>>5710496853 different conditions for kickinglimited to 33 factions3 equipment slots(weapon, secondary, grenade)3 armor slots (helmet, armor, cape)3 epoch shots per magwhat does it all mean?
Lobby doko?
>>571053635Big sadplayer count death soon
>>571053941lollmaoroflmfao, even
giga greniggers getting a little too uppity lately
>>571053892Non of us play this game anymore
Two new capes have been leaked. As well as a new 'molotov' grenade and a better look at the coyote DMR.https://files.catbox.moe/dv8huj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3fhgph.png
>>571053713>>571049356
>>571054018And soon every shattered will run it and blow up themselves and whole team. It will be new ultimatum. You will know shitter by having both. At least it will make blocking them easy
>>571054106so this squid MO ends after frv, then next big update is bug oriented then
>>571054106cape on the right actually looks pretty baller, been hoping for more torn capes
>>571054106You could have posted the gun and granade.dev name is marksman rifle drake,
>>571054106what is that purple shit on the capes?
>>571054531a watermark of the leaking faggot
>>571051305>‘we're running a live service game, people can't be off for the next three months!’ But that's what happens in Sweden. We take our summer vacations very seriously."in a sane world the swiggers wouldve died as a company for this.
>>571054485Basic helldiver cape that's torn to shits would be great.
>>571054106As well as the booster, possible the perk icon? some player cards, a new TCS picture.
>>571054106>molotov What’s different? We already have a fuse and impact incendiary grenade >coyote DMR I’m excited for this one
>>571054106the grey one looks good
>>571054527DRAKE????
Seems like the FRVs were gonna be in the warbond it looks basically done but they scrapped it at the last moment.
>>571054527>bolt releaseHope swiggers actually have us use the damn thing instead of the charging handle
>>571054106>default 5 shot magplease fuck off and remain fuck off.
>>571054850Maybe it leaves puddle that you have to ignite yourself? It's just can of fue.>>571054702>To make matters worse, the 19% user score happened while the majority of the Swedish studio was off on summer break, something Jorjani says is taken very seriously in Sweden. The CEO had to have an awkward conversation with the head of Sony, explaining that Helldivers 2 could recover, but they couldn’t act on it straight away.
>>571055104Blame the piece of shit whinners for review bombing the game because they can't customize the mechs, if they didn't do that we could have both the FRVs to fuck around with RIGHT NOW
>>571055281>>default 5 shot mag>implying that's the case when super earth manages to fit 45 rounds into a stanag
>>571055104>we were supposed to get two frvs but now instead we just get onegotta love swedish fetish for removing content
>senator 2.0Also heres the superstore page and the rest of the warbond pages from >>571055104https://files.catbox.moe/p9mnsm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3cv102.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hi9w5q.png
>>571055446>senator 2.0I'm pretty sure I've seen the model before in the form of some plebbit wishlist/suggestionit looks pretty weird
>>571055446>warbond with a boosti wonder what it would do also the super store armor looks cool shame it will probably be heavy
>>571055446>incoming nerf troon melty as if the Peacemaker pistol didn't immediately get powercrept by Redeemer or the Verdict didn't immediately get powercrept by Talon
>>571055612>>571055446the revolver was leaked like a year ago or something almost, iirc even when it was first shown it was supposed to be a like unlock for reaching max level or something
>>571055762Carsh test dummy icon. No damage from car/tank/exp crash and explosion?
>>571055446>Recycling existing ideas with different stats They literally have zero innovation
>>571055770hope that nigger ropes himself soon
>>571055446does the armor/booster actually give full fire immunity i.e. the double-edge sickle will not kill you at all when using it?
>>571055446>>571055847>grind out 6 million xp to get a senator with zero dragalright bet
Weapon statsR-4 Hyenahttps://files.catbox.moe/l1yo1c.pngLas-22 Shearhttps://files.catbox.moe/lok805.pngG-8 Immolation Grenadehttps://files.catbox.moe/g7n9xg.png
>>571055987Hey now. Laser smg! Fire DMR.
>>571055446>>571055612It's literally just the fuckin trigun revolverpunisher stratagem WHEN
>>571056032Probably increase time it takes to be lit on fire. Rather then fire resistance.
>>571056098>without explosive force.
>>571055446What am I missing here? This is the same armor pen and damage as a senator but with significantly more recoil.
>>571056427less drag and more durable damage i imagineplus higher velocity ig
>>571056098Meh. Shear looks fine but lives and dies on reload time and spare heat sinks. >>571056427Drag.
>>571056427longer barrel=less drag=less damage falloff.
>>571056427i mean less damage and same armor pen>>571056489>>571056514>>571056538..okay, might be a good trade.
>>571056098how many spare heatsinks for the tanto?
>>571056098>R-4 Hyenathat damage plus fire is it safe to assume alexus has been taken out back and shot right
>>571056375Is it puddle that you can lit or fire puddle that stays there for some times. It sounds horrible in public lobby>>571056645Or it's his baby. Like orbital napalm.
a coyote dmr seems a little uninspiredat least maybe the scythe sidegrade will be cool, wish it was a one handed las smg though
Wait does this mean... We're gonna have to get the warbond still?
Shot a pissile at a turret and it survived
>>571056748>It sounds horrible in public lobbylike a mine field, only hopefully the fire is never invisible like mines are sometime
since the warbond has been leaked is it safe to assume the trailer comes on tuesday 23th right guys
>>571057148No
>>571050050We've had one vacation yes, but what about second vacation?
arc thrower getting stuck on bushes and random shit lessmust be an accident since it's not in the notes
>>571057429>Traversing through foliage such as bushes will no longer interrupt sprinting, which should result in less momentum lossbet you five kroner it's directly related to this
>>571057385https://jobs.arrowheadgamestudios.com/pages/perks-benefite>Paid Vacation. This is a given, right? Just by working at Arrowhead you are entitled to 30 days of paid vacation each year.>Workplace Flexibility. You have the freedom to plan a good chunk of your workday according to your own preferences, as long as you are available for team meetings!>Personal Development. Do you want to build on your professional skills? Are there events, conferences or courses you'd like to attend? Arrowhead can help where possible.>Health & Wellness Hour. You are encouraged to take one fully paid hour per week to engage in health activities! The activities can be anything aimed at improving your physical or mental wellbeing.
>>571057526>five kroner0,52 United States Dollar
>>571056098>continous beamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>571057526>>571057973Kronor*
>>571057104>we lose the MO>the new campaigns will grant rewards if the MO is partially completed>the fire frv will be unlocked via the warbondi could see it happening it really depends if AH didn't fully scraped the warbond or not
>>571058045fuck your pronouns
>>571055367We aren't keeping the FRV...
bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244397425664/76561198088743
>>571053694It's a bug
Squigger moment... LMAO!
>harvester ignores me shooting at it>drop sentry, instant aggro on sentrySame with meat balls.
>>5710582203/4
>>571056098>High heat exploding laseryesss
My hope that coniferous forest biome is coming alongside the warbond is steadily increasingI've been waiting for that shit for months
>>571058405Dss will save us
>>571058220>gucci slipers lobbyOH NO NO NO
>>571056098>another Scythe?
>>571058220fvll
IFV soon
>>571054527>>571054106>>571054850What's the point of an fire DMR when you mostly fish for 1-2 tap headshots on small and medium units?
>try to use 110mm>misses>try to use ops>bouncessweden strikes again
>>571055446>>571056427cowboy warbond armor is fun for reload speed-maxxed revolver. Sometimes it's fun to just jog around popping hulk eyes.
>>571058790>people like coyote>how do we make another oneNow we need coyote smg and pistol.
>>571058790it's a bug oriented dmr
>>571058220Make it again I missed it
>>571058790Console peasants can't aim precisely with a controller. That's why they all use the lib pen or coyote.
>>571058941I think a coyote 74U would have been way better but I guess they already have the tanto in the SMG slot>>571058952>DMR on the rush down horde factionit's gonna feel like ass
>>571055446>an actual sidegradeOh, we are never seeing secondary modifications. Actually rape sweden.
>>571059139most of the dmrs feel fine on bugs though
>>571051305Thats how civilized countries work. It might come as a surprise to someone living in a shithole where you are paid subsistence wages and expected to work even during your vacation, but first world countries actually get vacation days off. How AH handled it is no excuse however: you could easily stagger the vacations so there's enough people working at all times. Its just another example of Swedish malicious incompetence.
>>571059138Coyote is simple gun that feels good to use. Point and click. It looks nice. Sounds nice and feedback is good. It's AK of HD2. Not best. But simple. Fun and good enough.
>>571056098are they literally just giving us the gas passer?
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13846>song about a game about a boy being viciously raped at every step of his journeyHow did he foresee the update?
>>571059468Sorry anon, you didn't use weapon customization enough, so it was deemed as a dead feature and a waste of resources.
>>571054458What? The right cape looks bot oriented.
>>571059496Everyone want July off. Early June is too cold. Kids go back to school in early to mid August. This is what you do if you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Just let them have their vacation late June and July.
game good now?
>>571054850I would say huge aoe and lingering effect, almost zero impact damage.
>>571054458should be the squid's turn if it's a cycle thingsquids need a faction specific biome nowbots got megafactorshitties and bugs got hives
>>571060138Squids have storm. Eventually portal stuff will come with coneheads
>>571059739Maybe they shouldn't have made it more linear and limited than payday 2 weapon modding. A 2013 game btw.
>>571054106>Watermarked leakseveryone is a faggot from the CCs to the leakers not a single worth a damn
>>571060062as long as stratagems keep randomly bouncing, no
>>571059513It's popular therefore your argument is now invalid
>>571060334attention whores be whoring
>>571060373>popular = badhttps://youtu.be/TZnraQmPFq8?is=wn6QJiRDObToFE8N
>>571054106>>571054527>>571054736>>571054850>>571055104>>571055446>>571056098Gonna report these to AH
>>571054850>I'm excited for this onegoycattle alert, a swede literally changes one or two values and called it a month of work
>>571060791They subcontracted it to another studio
So did the squid council member and illusionist got scraped because AH couldn't keep dancing around space magic existing in their setting?
G-8 immolation DOA i'm afraid
you can't be excited for new things because....uhh... uhhhmmmm......BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
>orbital gas strike>orbital smoke strike>orbital ems strike>orbital explosive strike>no orbital napalm strike???
>>571060791>goycattle alert, a swede literally changes one or two valuesStevie Wonder is that you? cus u sure as hell cant see
>>571059513Kinda wish the ignite function was a bit more consistent again.
>>571061456Enough with the filler side grade strats and weapons come up with something new.
>>571061334>pyrotech but worseThis thing better come with like 12 in reserve
>>571061839orbital equipped grenade barrage
>>571056098>>571061334so what exactly is suppose to set the gas cloud off?does it gotta be strictly fire or can it be an explosion?Im guessing an incen bullet shot would do the trick or if any bullet would work
>>571055367>we just get oneyeah man totally. 100% they won't release the other one
>Coyote>CoyoteS 74U>Coyotunov SVD>Coyotarov pistol>Coyotaiga 12Make it happen
nerfxisters....I don't feel too well after the latest patch...been trying to take more HRT to compensate, how do I look?
why do you have a tranny saved in your SSD
>>571063815I thought taking HRT stops balding/hair thinning wtf
>>571061184fuck i forgot about swedes outsourcing everything
>>571058405Bugchaser moment... LMAO!
>>571060791I already got all the warbonds except killzone which isn’t worth it plus have 1k sc in reserve, there is nothing left besides weapon leveling
>>571063514>CoyoteS 74Uget me a gp25 and i'm sold
>>571064025The fuck made you think that?
>>571064189idk since testosterone is the main thing responsible for male baldness?
>>571064335No, that's Cortisol.
>>571064335A common misconception stemming mostly from coping baldfags insisting they have high testosterone and that's why their hair is falling out.Hairloss is caused primarily by dihydrotestosteron or DHT, which is a byproduct of testosterone.>so high test means high DHT???No. The amount of DHT is genetically determined just as the resistance to DHT is is genetically determined by the hair-follics.
>>571064189that's a very common tranny grooming tactic
>>571064025sorry nigga but fucking up your endocrine system with hormones ain't gonna make a real woman
halo green is such a nice color
>>571064927more like gaylo
>>571064883but reddit said you can start HRT at any age?
i havent been around in a bit have the cgw tards offed themselves yet
>>571065035you take that back
>>571065052I am kinda malding some child grooming scandal hasn't come out of cgw yet.it is only a matter of time tho, just gotta keep waiting.
Even if HRT could turn you into a woman (it can't) why would you want to be one?Being female sucks fucking ass.
>>571065229>Being female sucks fucking ass.majority of incel chuds decide to turn female because they realise women live life on minecraft easy creative modebeing a female means you never have to try in life because you will always have a simp to rescue you at any time
>>571065229>Being female sucks fucking assso you support trans males
>>571065362No, that's only for the pretty bitches.The rest of the "farer" sex gets to deal with all the negatives and none of the benefits.
>>571065189>I NEED TO HAVE MY WORLD VIEW AFFIRMED AT ALL TIMES>I NEED DRAMA TO REACT TO AT ALL TIMES PLEASEGo back to watching tim pool or some mati you fag
Predict the next "it's so over" patch
>>571064158fine but it adds -40 to the ergonomics
>>571065492>that's only for the pretty bitches.No?What negatives do women have? Only benefits.>can not be made fun of (mysogony)>can label any guy they don't like as creepy and everyone will instantly believe them>can make fun of any male in existance because it is socially acceptable>people actually listen to girl complains and everyone wants to help them with tinyest mental strugles (most female2male trannies want to kill themsleves because they realise nobody gives a fuck what guys think and nobody wants to help them mentally)>can divorce marriage at any time and take half guy's shit>can accuse any guy of raping her like 12 years ago and everyone will blindly believe her>if a girl doesn't want a boyfriend = brave and liberating>if a girl doesn't want kids = brave and stunning liberation from societyWhat benefits do guys have?
>>571066175>What negatives do women have?Getting raped and murdered by some 40 iq paki you voted in.>but they could just not vote for retarded suicidal politics!Then they wouldn't be women.
>>571066175>What benefits do guys have?You can pretend your superiority while other men and the rest of society sees you as expendable and don't care if you decided to take a shotgun to yourself.
>>57106565340k warbond when most of the items are shit
>>571066482implying warkeks won't eat the slop anyway
>>571066304>Getting raped and murdered by some 40 iq paki you voted in.They literally voted for this, I am all for the "acceleration" movement and wish for as many shitskins to rape as many white women as possible so they learn their lesson because they sure as hell will NEVER listen to white men.THis is the only way, unfortunately.btw they can't rape all women, I will just wait for smart ones who knew this was a problem from the very start
>>571066482Shit from the get go or nerf after 2 weeks, call it.
>>571066584>so they learn their lessonlol. lmao.some brown ape started stabbing toddlers at a nursery a couple days ago and a bunch of women formed a circle around him to protect him from the angry mob
>>571066758just let it happen.those women are evolutionary failures anyway.
>>571066175The internet and real life are vastly different.Here's what ugly women deal with:>shunned by society>shunned by men>ignored by women>no chance at motherhood>no chance at a career>still inherently weaker than even the weakest manlet>still betrayed by their emotions for a week and then their bodied for a week every month, only it's worse because they'll never be mothers so that nice suite of motherhood changes that lessen that shit never kicks in
>>571064927>matte OD green FRVhot
>>571066953could you post a picture of what you consider an ugly woman?if you are a fat 500kg mcdonalds pig of course "society" will shun you.
>>571067365I will not post my picture, faggot. Go fuck yourself.
>>571066953>"it is the patriarchal society's fault that Chad does not want to marry me!"
>>571067565A picture of your feet will do.
>put new content on planet a, which encourages everyone to play on it>launch attack on neighboring planet b, denying access to planet a>bonus points: most boring subfaction ever + squid defenses still have the exact same 3 missions ad nauseamwhy do the devs do this every time they put new shit in the game?
>>571064927You can buy and customize it already?
>>571066953>>571066584helldivers?
>June 30th is a TuesdayOh they're 100% gonna wait til the last day of June to drop the warbond, guess the trailer will be next Tuesday then.
>>571068352
>>571069286>Oh they're 100% gonna wait til the last day of June to drop the warbond, guess the trailer will be next Tuesday then.no fucking way midsummer starts tommorow last Tuesday patch was june content the warbond trailer drops 7th of july
>start hd2.exe>realise I have to actually play this fuckass game>quit gameanyone else feel the same way?
Cool tranny talk /hdg/Anyway, I just tried playing squids and turned the game off, the moment I realized that I had more fun arguing with a teammate, than killing zombiesHow can we fix them?
>>571069779They promised a warbond this month. I'm sure they don't wanna have another PR shit storm happen. But then again it is Narrowhead.
>>571069945I just solofag on zombies and try to speedrun the missions as fast as possible.its my only entertainemnt.so far my record is 16:02 (including extraction) on pubs so trying to get sub 16 now.
>>571069879>>571069945Need to nerf the enemies some more?
>>571069779>midsummer starts tommorowso fucking what? they released patches around the time of midsommar last year
>>571070181Please, make a thread on /v/ and shitpost thereThat's the last (You), you're getting from me
>>571070181no, just increase the fucking spawn rates, make them spawn non-stop.literally no reason for mindless masses D10 missions to have periods of 1-4 minutes where you do not see a single enemy.
Pictomancer? More like Pictroonmaamsar
>>571070023>reskinned biome>half backed GW companion worse than the unofficial one>QO- wait a minute they didn't actually do this one we didn't even get the fuckin emote slots
>>571070653
>>571070892>we didn't even get the fuckin emote slotsthis one legit baffled me. imagine just how fucked the codbase is, that adding more slots to a fucking selection wheel takes actual effort.
what's today's PO?wondering if worth it to login.
>giving a shit about personal orderstourists RAUS
>>571071075loadouts NEVER EVER
>POsmore like pooopo caca
>>571071196nigger I have no other reason to play this until next warbond comes, I wouldn't even log in otherwise
>>571071297HOLY FUCKING TRUTHNUKE
>frognigger
>final troontasy crosspostersIt all makes sense now
>>571066175>can label any guy they don't like as creepy and everyone will instantly believe themonly if they're attractive
>>571071364>mindbroken grindslave>only plays the game to grind insignificant bullshitI feel sorry for you
>>571066953then why are they everywhere in ads and media
>>571071297imagine if collected samples showed on the player card, niggers would tripover each other just to pickup a common sample
>>571071929>TKing for picking up samplesit would be glorious
>>571071929i wouldn't trip over shit because i have a fully upgraded destroyer and new ship modules are not coming until 2030
>>571072432>new ship modules>everKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
R4 Hyena, "marksman" rifle that uses a mechanic where spamming the enemy nets you more damage instead of simply being a real precision rifle. Fucking remove the incendiary effect and give it higher base damage, really good muzzle velocity with the downside of higher recoil, I don't fucking know, make it switch between different round types, like a limited supply of high powered EXP rounds. We know it already can be implemented. Anything but this, just give me an actual cool precision rifle that's actually useful.Words cannot express the anger in my heart, the disappointment, damn dog whore cunt retard dickbag incompetent developers.
stfu nordgun
>>571072830The community prefers weapons that are effective when magdumping center mass, that's all you're getting now
>>571072830>uses a mechanic where spamming the enemy nets you more damage instead of simply being a real precision rifle>make it switch between different round types, like a limited supply of high powered EXP roundsyou are braindead yes?
if you could split armor passives in two parts and choose a combination of any two, which one would it be? passives that have a standalone version are halved (such as extra armor)
>>571073172>The community prefers weapons that are effective when magdumping center masssane people prefer that. because between the usual swede dogshit jank of unpredictable movement and the horrible physical pseudo simulation of player and gun handling fishing for headshots is just not a viable approach with how spammy d10 is.
Lobby doko
>>571073632make it yourself i won't joinbut you should still host yourself, bitchboy
>>571071512>He knows what is and isnt from final fantasyNice self-report
>headshots is just not a viable approach in d10
>>571073608I bet you're a destiny 2 rapefugee
>>571073608can you stop posting your dogshit opinions until you're at least lv 150?
>>571073287Limited supply means you aren't meant to spam it you oxygen wasting parasite
>>571073691hmmm nyoYou speak like a nigger.
>>571071512wtf are they feeding helldivers
>>571074045Then drown in the boredom of your own making
>>571073945>starts using insults cus he cant arguetime to stop posting saar
>>571074081isn't one of the loading screens a text that says helldivers are genetically enchanced or something
>>571071914They aren't. Those are "ugly pretty" bitches.
>>571075363>>571073945>The Zoogy Zogger vs the Zoggy Zooger
>>571072830>limited
>>571075773
>>571072830>that uses a mechanic where spamming the enemy sets you more damage instead of simply being a real precision rifleso.... accelerator rifle?>>571073608fishing for headshots on devs is easy as pie, precision is kind of rewarded on bile spewers (when they spew) and hive guard arms, and with squids going for headshots are a miserable experience (most ap3 guns stagger their heads around and ap4 guns are expensive) that you're better off just magdumping with a mix of fire and explosion weapons
>>571076883OI! Listen up, ya snivellin' little grot! Aimin' fer da head? DAT'S WOT DA BETA BOYZ DO! Dem weak-kneed, pointy-eared, humie-lovin' Cucks wiv dere tiny shooters an' dere "one perfect shot" bollocks. Dey squint an' fink an' waste time like some sorta Elfdar pansy! While yer busy linin' up dat fancy headshot, da enemy is already fillin' yer belly wiv lead an' laughin' at ya! REAL ORKS GO FULL DAKKA!We don't aim, we SPRAY! We dump every bit o' dakka straight into da biggest, meatiest part o' da target! Meatshots, ya git! Rip through da guts, tear off limbs, turn da torso into red paste an' chunky bits! One headshot? Dat's borin'. One dead git wiv a neat 'ole. But full dakka meatshots? Dat's a PROPA MESS! Blood everywhere, bits flyin', da enemy screamin' while ya keep pourin' it on! More wounds, more pain, more FUN!Why settle fer ticklin' da brain when ya can mulch da whole body? Orks wot aim fer heads is basically admittin' dere gun iz weak an' dere balls iz missin'! Proper Boyz trust in da WAAAGH! an' da sheer volume o' bullets. If ya spray enuff dakka, yer bound ta hit sumfin' vital anyway... an' even if ya don't, ya still turned 'im into a leaky sieve!So stop bein' a beta cuck git an' UNLEASH DA DAKKA! Aim fer da middle, laugh while da blood sprays, an' scream WAAAAAGH! as ya turn everyfing inta mince! Dat's da Orky way, ya weedy 'eadshotter! Now go get stuck in or I'll krump ya meself!
>>571077176beautiful and refined message
my new favorite feature of the game is choosing a mission and it changing to a different one when i get in the pod
>>571075415I wouldn't know I can't read
sucks how RR and EAT are the only truly reliable AT options
ded game lobbyD10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244417554554/76561197999417031
>>5710777852/4
>>5710777853/4
>>5710777854/4
>>571066482Nobody cares that the legendary warbond gear is dogshit. They get those warbonds specifically for the vibes, and then after they get reality checked and raped on D10 they go straight back to their normal loadout. Sweden knows best. This is the appropriate way to make collab gear. *taps Law of Jante sign*
>>571077632ult, missy pissy, audo canyon
>>571076152If she lost that weight she'd be a 7/10.
>>571077785no more mentioning the word crash in my lobby.....reposting:D10bug or botsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244418218005/76561197999417031
>>571078386.....
>>571078659hello /hdg/ institute of science representative heresome lobbies will chaincrash when the fourth diver joinsplease act accordingly
skin youtubers alive
trying again... turn off all your gamebreaking coom mods or whatever you usesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244418620013/76561197999417031
>major order is straightforward>capture two planets>squiggers cannot manage thisNo FRVs for you, faggots!
>>571078937No one is playing
>Go teamreload sub-60 people's Autocannons/RRs/Wasps>Once they realize whats going on, they go super trigger happy blasting everything, even RRing Devastators >You can feel their glee, most go for unprompted hugs at extractIt aint much, but its fun
>>571078937>major order is straightforward>just play the game (complete ops)>bugchasers couldnt event get halfway
>>5710789243/4
>>571079547>crash three times in a row the picosecond the fourth guy joins>still wait for the fourth guy
is there any way to fix razed planets
>>571079605A bit of water and grass should do it
>>571079605some of the dispatches have hinted at restoration efforts so we'll probably see them terraformed eventually
>>571079605Orbital Eagle Squirt
>>571073608please post your gameplay
>>571079597yep it's definitely a crash from 4th guy joining.... is this a thing now?
>>571079597lmao guess what
>>571078924did you crashed again niggy
>>571073331+30 ergo-30% recoilbecome HMGOD
>>571079909>>571079879see>>571079597This must be some new swedenaids. Now I have lost the will to play this shitshow. I'll try again later I guess
When you use the Liberator with2x scopeNo muzzleFlashlight vertical foregripShort MagazineYou get 67 ergo
>>571079869>>571079879try unequipping skins from your incel/supply frvthis MIGHT but isn't 100% related to ittl;dr - game chimps out at someone having equipped skins for a stratagem he does not own - this is ONE of the recent crash reasons but doesn't have to be tied to this onebut you mite as well try
>>57108003867
>>571080112i don't have the new frv unlocked.... how do I unlock it, i don't see it in ship stratagem menu
>>571080496you don't it's only listed in the customization menu and you can only equip the skins on it by doing some swappy glitch bullshit
>>571080576oh well fuck this I'm gonna go drink beer instead fix your shit swedish niggertards
Just got home from work and will be on vacation until late august.Just like my brothers and sisters at AH!
flame sentry slaps rn fr fr
This vile gloom has met its coom.
I won't play Shitdivers today.
nobody asked, troon
>>571082101>sees female>Starts getting madSelf-reporting
nobody's falling for it either, troon
Mindless mass cities are really shitty for the purge illuminate side objective. The squad had to sit at extract and bait watchers to call several drops to get enough overseers to kill.
>now hes projecting how he doesn't passkek
>>571082312I always clear the map but even I won't do that humiliation ritual just for an extra star on the mission screen.
>>571082312>Caring about his gold starsYou need to be 18 or older to use this site.
>>571082312>muh fullclears on mindless masseswho gives a shitplay a real faction
>>571083148>>571083334>>571083405>noooo you aren't allowed to have fun like that!!!!
holy fuck, the thread tranny is going ballistic trying to snag a (You) anywhere he can. what hrt and a lack of attention does to a motherfucker...
>>571083493yeah I bet you're having fun having to wait for your kill quota like it's a daily quest in a 2004 mmo
>>571083546is the thread tranny in the room with us now?
>>571073331Make it 3 and the fucking armor system is saved>Explosion Resist>Crouch reduces recoil>Ergonomics
>>571083493>Mindless Mob grinding is funHoly unc
>>571083840sir this is a horde shooter
>>571073331increased stim durationfire resistance
>>571083840it has its moments
>>571083898>"Its a horde shooter!">"Nooo! You cant laugh at me for trying to kill one specific type of enemy like its one of my unc MOs!"Holy Moly unc
>>571083898>horde shooting is waiting on the pad plinking at the one voteless that walks by every minute hoping a watcher spawns nearby
watching eagle cluster send voteless to space is fun
>>571085169>Reduced to AP3
>>571085227>Reduced to A-AAAAAAAACK
>>571085372Let me know when Hive Guard get guns, mkay?
>Reduced to AP3
least forced 'joke' award
beats frieren ritialposter
I'll enjoy the racing themed warbond because it reminds me of a character from Shadows of Reach
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NERF IT! NERF IT! NERF IIIIIIIIIIT! MY SENTRIEEEEEEEEES, THEY ARE USELESS AGAINST HIVE GUARDS!
>>571085648>Stands completely still when shot>Barely moves the entire clip>Scavengers were far more dangerousThis is what buck broke a million bugchasers lmfao
>>571085673mental illness is one hell of a drug, at least he stopped posting gay porn for now.
>>571085648Hate the retarded players so much these guys took the perfect amount of damage to balance the hard armor now the flesh is back to being spongy again
>>571085836>bugchasersNegative>sentrychadsYeah, it nullified gatling and mg sentries on the only front they saw any use in. And I'd rather it'd've been this AP3 change compared to upping the sentries to AP4 because that's just retarded creep
We're so fucking dead if all we're repeating is >Rape, Limited to 3 and AP3
>Reduced to A-AAAAAAAAAACK
>>571086225Someone needs to remind the bugchaser of his place. Its a job you have to do regularly.
so whos the reduced to 3 fag and why hasen't he be banned yet
>>571086447All me
>>571086310>Notice how its actually fighting back>Not using his new clip where he accidentally showed himself getting 3 stims from resupply because he was seething so hard he was in a rush to put it outNever beating the buck broken allegations
>bugGAWD patch notes>Alphas are more aggressive. Chargers are faster>rape victim patch notes>ummm....we completely neutered Vox engines because dying is transphobic :(The absolute state of "The Raped"
>My [Piss easy faction] is harder than your [Piss easy faction]Lmao!
always where's the lobby, never how's the lobby. squiggers must diesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244425514597/76561198325444995
>>571086447Its a bugchaser thats trying to reclaim his izzat after his faction lost a "just play the game" MO on a single planet so hes clinging to whatever he can no matter how bad faith it is.>>571086594>Alphas are more aggressiveMore like "bugchasers didnt like an enemy spawning hordes in a horde shooter so they had to nerf it">Chargers are fasterThey cant turn for shit now either.Your hard faction, saar
I'm 98% certain this anon: >>571083546 >>571082279 >>571082101Is the same as this anon: >>571085169 >>571085539 >>571086310 >>571086594That started dilating hardcore after this anon: >>571082373 raped him Just noticing the sequence of events. All because someone posted Lexa
>>571086973congratulations, you are fucking retarded.
I still cant believe anyone actually gives a fuck about any MO on any front when 95% of them give medals
>>571086720>Its a bugchaser thats trying to reclaim his izzat after his faction lost a "just play the game" MORape victim projection hours. Limited to 3.
>>571087074>Bring up the samples on OmnicronI guess when you gut the requirements for your MO you can do it.
Didnt a bot MO fail because the GMs were retarded and asked us to kill more of the enemy that spawns less frequently more than the enemy that spawns more frequently and because botchads captured the one world cyborgs were on it lost due to a technicality?
>>571087057wow I can f12 edit too
>Botshitter is also a MOnkeyBotsissies... I thought the bottroon was just a meme??
>>571087424>MO goals are retarded abitrary bullshit that don’t make any sensestop the presses
>>571086658power died posting from my phone back to 3/4
>Calls bots MOnkies>Bots got their cape ignoring the MO and doing their own thing>Bugchasers got theirs being a good MOnkeyWhy do they always project?
>>571087458you are fucking retarded and your thirst for (You)s is your only other defining trait.
>>571087663>I'm not a MOnkey>proceeds to sperg about MOsYikes.
>>571087509Did the thing.I'll say it again. You'll never find an individual more obsessed and invested in the GW and MO's than a bugchaser.
>>571087663>Botniggers get their cape for getting raped on reddit creek and then getting a pity cap with lowered resistance>BugGAWDs get their cape for completely destroying 60 Hellmire attacks and taking Oshaune at the same time.The absolute state of The Raped.
>>571086310That webm is embarrassing. And faggots here have the nerve to call me a "nerftroon" when pointing it out. What type of subhuman wants to play a co op game made for literal toddlers and gloat about it too?
>>571087935>actually bugGODS are the real MOnkies>just ignore the observable reality that ever MOnkeypost is a botseetherExtraordinarily trans-coded argument botfriend.
Am I tripping or is the Arc Thrower functioning better now, as the patch notes hinted?
>>571088264>>571088308>>571088465>Responding 3 times out of angerI guess I hit a nerve, huh?
>>571088571>>571057526
>>571088702>rape victim projecting his samefagging tendencies
>MFW Lexa triggered a thread schizo and derailed the thread I guess I'll post Lexa when I'm bored.
what a lame excuse to post tranime
as always jannies are not worth their pay.
>>571088702>Every one i dislike is the same guyTake your meds.
guys im starting to think we should return to coopg until we get some content
>>571089475
>>571089475i think we should hang this anon publicly to make an example out of him
>>571089528>>571089581name one(1) good reason why dealing with what ever this general delve into is worse than simpling posting a lobby on coopg when you want to play
>>571089989it's really simple/copeg/ = gay and retarded/hdg/ = heterosexual and smart
>>571089475>>571089581public flogging then a double hanging for that runaway villeinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chgs_DwaXGc
>>571089989Easy; I'll have to search something other than /hdg/ in the catalogue when I want to play the game or check if someone has a lobby up. This inconvenience alone will make me drop the game forever.
>>571089475The thread schizo gets THIS pressed by bugaryans, imagine what the ratposters would do to him.
>>571090160there is no cope strong enough you can come up with that what ever is going on in this general is heterosexual and smart
>>571090376it's all relative/hdg/ is more heterosexual even at its gayest than copeg could ever hope to be
today I will remind them
>>571090376There's like three shitposters and one faggot artist that slobber over some irrelevant E-nobodies balls, other than that I would suggest that this general is largely chud coded to the point where anons routinely get into a jeet/tranny/concession loop with each other.
>>571049265What do (You) want from the 40k goybond?>backpack meltagun/hotshot lasgun>light bolter thats better autocannon
>>571090712i want all the 40k aspies to be severely dissapointed
>>571090712For it to be so disappointing that everyone gets angry.
>>571090305then you have little reason to play other than sunk cost fallacy time to let it go anon it's fine>>571090308more reason to go there then can't imagen ratposters being more retarded than this fucking nigger>>571090421>muh moral relativism
>>571090850alright anon you've convinced me. go ahead and start posting in /coopg/ and we'll all be right behind you
>>571056098>>571055446What leak server did you get this from?
>>571090712I want AH to use red lasers and cause a massive issue with the GW team.
>metafags went with the supply crutch FRV over the chad bomb truck with a flamethrowerdisappointing
>>571090712>What do (You) want from the 40k goybond?a lasgun that dosen't fucking sucks a armor perk that doesn't sucks a grenade that doesn't sucks and a secondary that dosen't sucks but knowing arrowhead that's too much to ask for
Oh what a day, oh what a lovely lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244428896647/76561198040375859
>>571087569sox fex
>>571091420i see a robutt...
>>571090712A las rifle dmr that's like the talon but with a bigger mag and stability for worse ergo as a primary would be pretty cool though I'd prefer it to be in any other warbond for customisation reasons. I have the same problem with the shit in the hellgast whatever warbond. Never played that game but even I can see it's like wearing a giant company logo on your back for the capes. Being locked out of customisation for the weapons makes it feel like an ad too.
>>571086658>3/4join or become dissident
>>571087847kino
Chat, this MO is cooked. No cap.
>>571091420We're also 3/4
>>571087935trvke
>limited to 3
>>571091420>>571086658>limited to 3
>>571092187Is this in reference to lobbies? I hear that adding a 4th player causes crashes.
which lobby should i join
>>571091420FVLL
>>571092260nigger worship
>>571092207>>571092187can't believe the meme is real. no playing allowed.
>>571092283the other one
>>571092187The jokes practically write themselves at this point.
>>571091229>slow as balls>only 3 seats>turret sets occupants on fire and doesn’t have creamator range/damage
>>571092971either your gunner or driver are shit if you're being set on fire
>>571093173the fucking flamethrower car should be fireproofor are you a clapping retard that applauds arrowhead for putting the firing positions of the passenger seats right in front of the pintile’s traverse
>>571092971The turret definitely should have cremator stats, but, even without, it's a very respectable and fun FRV.
>>571092971>only 3 seatslimited to 3
>>571092971>turret sets occupants on fire>the one thing the fire sentry and lumberer bug was good for 1:1 they didnt apply the code to
>>571093475two really the gunner is not sitted he is standing up
>>571093441the turret should honestly jet a molten arc of napalm that sticks to bugs a solid 30 meters but I know those fuckwits are too incompetent to model it as actual projectiles
>>571093304maybe it should be fireproof so the drooling apes on crossplay pubs can enjoy the car, but it's really not complex to avoid accidentals>don't shoot fire directly in front of the car>don't drive over fire on the ground
why do we all invent stuff to get mad about
I'm the only real poster here, you're all just figments of my imagination.
>>571094440hd2 community has to be the most retarded one there is>broooo you gotta press R to reload the bastion????>brooo wym if i point the flamethrower at the car it'll catch on fire????
>>571094694because the live service game is so stale that every minor gripe has escalated over the literal years it has persisted? the honeymoon period only lasts so long, and the latest one was way too minor for how late it came.
So new warbond on the literal last day of the month?
>>571094819Well said, me.
>>571094819Thank you for acknowledging me, tulpamancer.
>>571094819so true xister
>>571094694Because HD2 is beyond being a solved game, it's so easy you don't need to solve it which means no need to discuss the game so all that's left is schizos, bait and offtopic shit
>>571094819We should really buy that new racing themed warbond when it drops, me.
>>571094819remember that time we played cave explorer with dad? good memories.
should I start saving my medals brosI was working towards the cremator but that new laser gun is looking fine
I enjoy the sounds the supply frv makesbweeeeueueuee haonk haaonk haha
>>571096204medals aren't an issue unless your daily playtime is 30 minutes
>>571096204tanto is first page slop putting it in 50 medals range with no other requirements than SCand the warbond won't be here for almost 2 weeks
>>571095849>anna-anon is still activewhat a mad lad
>>571067580>making things up to be mad aboutso you didn't read the post you replied to
>>571096347on days I can game I try to find time to at least to the PO and a full operation
>>571056375Molotov cocktails are not explosives, yes.
the warbond will be shadow dropped on tuesday
>>571097897I can believe it. There's no point trying to hype it up or anything, this is the warbond equivalent of pack filler in a card game.
Just saw a leak of the warbond and it 100% has the flame FRV in it, so we were never meant to get it through this MO. They are still going to sell it to us
>>571099170They probably figured they'd drop one for whichever planet got taken and sell the other.
>>571099170>>571099427READ NIGGAWe don't get to keep either of em. >>571057104>>571058127
I have found a new hobby.Dropping on low level groups and handing out tanks/exos.
Molotov cocktails are a Finnish invention so prepare to see the worst grenade oat at release.
>>571099703Joel is a Finn so maybe he's autism will force the Swedes to make it good. Or he gets raped and bullied because Swedes have a superiority complex against the other Nordics. Either way its a win for us seeing AH fight over each other
>>571064734High test actually means you love fat chicks
>>571099909Son, they replaced Joel with Jeet.
>>571099909>he's autismthere is a word you are looking for. the word is "his".
>>571099547>galactic war has been reduced to letting you try the paywalled gear for a bitplease make it sothese retarded swiggers need another backlash
>>571100103>galactic war has been reduced to letting you try the paywalled gear for a bitthat would be pure bliss, but even gpt 3.5 would tell them thats a horrible decision.
>>571100103No way. Not even the dumbest vantablack nigger from the heart of the Congo could make such a decision.I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>>571099547but I was told in this very general that they are giving us both cars
>>571086658GGs
>>571086658good game frens
So which enemies received increased penetration attack?
>>571100528Yeah, in the warbond!
>>571099547>blatantly says in the screenshot that it's given to all of us during the MO>doesn't manage to infer that it will be purchasable from the ship module center
nah we'll get the cars through MOsin their place the warbond will instead have bug and squid wives
>no warbond >luke warm update at best>devs on holidayI think it's time to join the ranks of the tourist-anons.
Why do you feel entitled to the new FRVs? Be grateful that arrowhead is giving you a free demo. They can't just give stuff away for free as they have to eat too.
>>571101373i get itbecause its a raceplay themed warbond
>>571101432>implying statistically you were already a tourist and didnt host or join lobbies
lobby doko
>>571100103The monumental shitshow this would deliver would be genuinely beautiful. No way they are actually this clueless
>>571100508>>571100215The Laws of Jante demands it
>>571101443I know this a joke post but AH made magnitudes more money than their most optimistic projections.This also really bothers me because how the fuck would AH even monetize and run their game if it hadn't found mainstream success?
>>571099170>>571100103god please let this happen i want to see those swiggers executed at live television
>Selling the FRV after the clearly rigged MO so we couldn't get both>They think nobody notices
>>571101432What is up with this swedish summer holiday meme? In the land of the leaf summer is go time for a lot of guys because you cant get a lot of shit done up north once the days get short and the snow starts falling so the concept of summer vacation for the regular wageim seems odd.
>>571090712if the 40k goybond is good /hdg/ will fucking die to /coopg/ tourists so i hope swedes fuck it up more than usual
Chop chop niggers, there's still time
>>571102080truth is the majority won't care even if they notice they have been blinded by this week's patch
>>571100508They gave us a small decent patch, and going by swedish law, we're due another fuck up
>>571102237the planet is off limits.
>>571102113
>>571102552Just liberate Karlia faster, bwo
>>571100508how new are you no seriously how new are you did you forget AH released into the untested it's very much plasible they fuck up like this
>>571102441Sloptubers threw a stink about exos being in a warbond and now the community is primed against stratagems being put in them.To have an MO trial the new vehicles then immediately put them in a warbond will garner immense backlash.It's like giving a monkey a banana before taking it away.
>>571101834these laws are apparently unironic scandi habits that somebody put to text in the 30s. but the swiggers apply them exclusively to the outgroup of players, meanwhile the laws were formulated on and for coexistence in their society.
>>571102560they get 3 respins if it lands on work
>>571094694none of the stuff is invented its just a scale to being mad to being apathetic/not caring Joel Hakalax (game master) had a job at 343 Industries and failed upward for an example
Lads, relax. The campaign clearly says we're getting a reward for winning it
>>571099693Mine is leaving expendables for them to try out. Seeing a level 15 kill himself with a Leveller is the funniest shit
>>571103173My bet is on the orbital incen gatling barrage. That was the last red stratagem leaked.
>>571103173>asking /hdg/ to readto be fair, it's not like we haven't been getting raped for the last two years.
>>571103173>orbital smoke barrage
>>571095835>solved game pay to win game, had to power creep all of the vanilla stuff to compensate as well as nerfing mostly everything to the ground. launch bots being completely different beast compared to today
>>571103173The campaign also hints that we need to get through 3 separate MOs to unlock it.
i dwelled a little more on the jante laws and i think i understand how they got where they are today. these are legit, jante wrote them into a book, but its just like grim brothers tales.imagine a society where every person practices these laws. but the "us" only refers to their family and village / city. if this is taken seriously it results in a polite functional society which functions because everybody wants to live up to the expectations of others.and then you introduce niggers into the mix and things get Real interesting. and tragic.
>"I want MO's to have weight and actual choices.">"NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"
>>571103893arbitrarily time gating “content” AND doing so at the whims of joel was always a retarded idea
>Have over 2k supercreds accumulated with nothing to spend them on.I really don't give a fuck about whatever content they stick in a warbond, I'll have it day 1 anyway. Just fucking release the content already, god damn.
>>571103631So you're telling me we have to do two more SQUID MOs?
>>571102826You can take the viking out of Scandinavia but you can't take their gang mentality out of them. Now instead of raping and killing you, they just act patronizing instead. Very similar behavior to organized crime groups and gangs. They have very low tolerance for being told they are wrong.
>>571102237sir yes sir!
>>571105046very interesting point, i can see the angle.
If it's in the game files I deserve to be able to use it NOW
>found guccisliper alt account while pubdiving
>>571105978well thats fucking mortifying.
>>571103893>to have weight and actual choicewhat choice? you're getting the both of them anyway
>>571105672this unironicallyfuckin faggot swedes
>end up listening to lower the difficulty fags>join a low level pub on mindless masses>end up with a bit over 700 kills>constantly engaged in combati sorry i doubted the lower the difficultyGODS
>>571106909the total swigger horseshit mess that the spawn table is these days is one of the worst parts about helldivers that I don't see brought up nearly enough. D10 mindless has fuck all for spawns because the random stray oversaar is worth like 50 zombies on the table.
>>571106909mindless masses has an inverted difficulty curve. the fewer harvesters and fleshmobs that spawn the more voteless do.at the lowest difficulties you will get hordes of voteless swarming you as fast as spore bugs swarm youwebm was recorded on D1 and is a small snippet of an unbroken 5 minute firefight
>tank and ballistic shield buff to heavy armor>overseer projectile attack, berserker chainsaw attack, warior and alpha commander attack now do heavy penetrationWas what the point of the buff again?
>Breakthrough shield armor increased fromArmor AV3 to Armor AV4this is huge why isn't this talked about?
>>571107503our chainsaw is ap5theirs is ap4bots are weak.
>>571107995Because the right side of the shield is still considered part of the "mech arm" hitbox so it can still be blown up with weaker weapons very easily
They should make a planet to have permanent cyborg presence on it, it's the coolest subfaction in the game and I don't want to wait for JOEL to allow me to play it
>Defense mission on squids 10Literally nothing happened, is this normal?
>>571108723>can still be blown up with weaker weapons very easilyweaker weapons being heavy bot MG's found only on scout striders and heavy emplacements.small bot blasters and MG's are all AP2, and the arms and even that gap in the shield are AV3 now. the breakthrough (and every other exo suit) is for all practical purposes immune to small arms fire.
>>571109172Bots and appropriators are the only ones that put up a fight on bricks. All bug types and normal squids for some reason only have the most pathetic reinforcement waves you've ever seen.
>>571108723now i understand how i lost the shield arm to a single charger break check.
>>571109172squids are still half bakedwait for it to be finished bro
the super jew is behind it all.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244441241209/76561198325444995
Maybe the real way the swedes are trying to filter the sweats is to buff everything and nerf every enemy so that all of the sweats get bored and leave
>added the ability to use FRV skins on the tank>except the OD green one from the ODST bond>no traditional OD green tankONEFUCKINGJOB
>>5711104863/4>limited to 3doesn't have to be
>>571110486full
>>571110713Blame the gay copyright and legal agreements hoops game companies have to jump through.
>>571111365>Meanwhile fortnite just does whatever the fuck it wants with copyrighted charactersYeah, no. I'm 100% blaming this on malicious Swedish autism
>>571111365>Green>Legal hoops
>have 1000 sc>kinda want dust devils for coyote, NEAT, and pineapple nade, solo silo looks underwhelming>kinda want urban legends for the cuck chair and absolutely nothing else, but really want it>could still get force of law or redacted but neither of those interest me at all>or could just save it for the new warbond or the 40k collabwat do.
>>571111791Didn't Coyote get nerfed?
>>571111931that shit doesn't matter to me it just seems cool
>>571111660EXCUSE me anon that's HALO™ mean green
>>571111791>Dust devilspineapple is kind of a meme at this point. Solo silo is pretty good aside from the lackluster demo force. No deleting jammers from across the map.Harpoon is really fucking good.>legendscuck chair has largely been replaced with the lumberer, but still a solid pick for bot rocket launching or sniping fabricators from some hilltop>force of law/redactedArmors are both good at what they do. Day 1 of cyberstan and tunnel bugs was non-stop hemmoraging so force of law was recommended for that. Deescalator is great aside from it's slow reloadRedacted is actually a fantastic stealthfag set and C4 is extremely good for spamming the equivalent of 7 RR shots before restocking.
>>571111931Fire got nerfed on commanders, warriors, chargers iirc, but ultimately it went from 1 bullet to burn a warrior to 2-3 to burn them to death. alphas went from like 3 to like 8 or so, chargers are basically a magdump in their ass.
>>571111365Or how about we blame Sweden for not setting it upNovel idea, I know
what's an effective way to deal with these guys? the shield thing they have is plugging my chungus
>>571112864FUCK!!!I forgot the image FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!now I have to wait until next thread so you guys don't know I'm a stupid fucking retard god damn it WHY THE FUCK AM I ALWAYS SO STUPID ALL THE TIME FUCKKKKK!!!@@!@!
>>571111931YEAH ITS UNUSABLE DOGSHIT NOW!!!
>>571111931barely. it's 1 to 2 extra bullets to set bugs on fire now, that's all.
>>571111931coyote burned things too good so every enemy had a fire resistance buff with the changes indirectly nerfing incel breaker
>>571112864which guys
>>571113016i do this whem i do a typo
>play with pub>rundiving shitters>play with /hdg/>rundiving shitters that like to say nigger
>>571113816I get extremely few nigger sayers in my lobbies. It's mostly some form of a-social freak, fetishist, or clip farmers (the one true way to play)
>>571113701>with the changes indirectly nerfing incel breakerwarriors went from a threshold requirement of 2.0 to 2.1. the breaker (and cookout) have a status strength of 0.6 per pellet. the change did not effect them. 2.0 or 2.1 it's still 4 pellets to set them on fire
>Shoot harvester in the joint with Ecock>Takes 2 shots>Shoot harvester on the dome with the Ecock>Dies in 1 hitWhat's going on
>>571114164more hitboxes overlapping with the explosion
>>571114349I thought harvesters were covered in 100% explosive resistance armor
>>571114430
>>571114542Oh I see
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244444567291/76561198066017633
>tr*nime lobbyshan't be touching that
>anime lobbyi will now join your lobby
>>5711149563/4
>>5711149564/4
pic related joins your lobby, what do you do?
it's time to save democracy.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244445134312/76561198309824104
>>571115709Kick him because I can't read hanzi.
>>571115709AFK and collect my 3000 SC
>>571116232bro thinks he's an overwatch character
>>571106909I've been running D6s all day, driving random skrubs around in a tank.It's perfect, strider and mob spawns with a good padding of voteless.It's always funny to watch them go from not knowing how to reload the main gun to running the coax to strip shields off striders and follow up with a knockout round from the cannon over the course of a single mission while letting me run over chaff.
>>571110486ggs, but playing with us ping was pretty damn bad.
>>571110486good game well played frens
>>571110486
>>571113816he's talking about me
Who thought an entire mindless masses MO over 3 planets was a good idea?
>>571114956ggs nuke sweden
>>571120059the gamer dads are quite entertained by it though
>mech booster>every supplies drop comes with an extra mech supply kit that must be dragged into the mech like artillery shells and restores 60% ammo and 30% armor>they can stuff it into a nonmech bond to promote more cross bond kikery
>>571120347Anyone who regularly does D10 will be appalled at the lack of difficulty.Gamer dads who do D6 will love the romeroslop.
how retarded do you have to be to select a gamemode called "mindless masses" and expect a challenge?
>>571120589Yes, and bring back the massive foot hitbox for improved stompenning.
>>571120059The same devs that don't realize D10 mindless masses spawns are fucked is who.
>>571121289>multiple functions on the booster add mech mobility jet, the mechwarrior variant and not gay anime zooming, and some blades to the legs - because the mechwarrior anti infantry mines on legs dont fit the setting.
Exofags, what playlist you bumpin when you stompan?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC9CmNi0ZY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP7GRPJnc5Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95ug5_8HFMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pJyzZaEWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFqWisNlMYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5oEVJ7ru2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvH79mea0L0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UbHkMNtG_Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUXfE0O3LAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO_EdmtR5Ckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDGsDwUaXohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01UTYg79KYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwh-C5w7IIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDQmLB5LEoo
>>571121402>>571120059Its petty revenge for making them bend the knee and lose izzat by cancelling the car warbond.
>>571120589>being able to restock ammo on the exoI keep saying it, but having the ability to team reload the exos would be cool as fuck.>run dry>have to stand still as team m8 carries heavy ammo box over to you>play out an animation of stuffing the box in the exo's limb>you can now keep firingI'd even take dropping one of the 3 exos you get per mission for that alone, running dry on ammo has always been the biggest issue for me.
>>571114542where do shoot with the de escalator
>>571122882Also, being able to select weapons for each arm.Give me dual miniguns and let me dakka.
>>571121982>because the mechwarrior anti infantry mines on legs dont fit the setting.is bro for real? that's perfect for the setting
>>571121289God I want proper melee mech so bad. At least give me an exo with a mine flail so I can relive the the coh 1 days with the nigger whipper 9000.
>>571122882My mechs generally die at the same rate they run out of ammo.
Lumberer and Flamethrower sentry still has fucked hitboxes. Ironically, point blank still does no damage
>>571122258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuyGoiQkWAo
>>571122258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZfA9K3HJg&list=PLrwWaT3GWAEfaA8RxRV7RIEopH0UAfAwe&index=26
>>571125125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
There is no reason to not take mechs. The whole map can now get wiped at 35 or 30 min mark if every one takes a mech. And people want a mech resupply on top of that? The power creep is unreal.
>>571125659Alternatively.>1 mech per mission>can restock/repair
>>571125786>1 mech per mission>instantly gets destroyed so now you just have one stratagem less
>>571126171>Pay attention to surroundings, make sure no heavies or cannon turrets are around >Call in mech in safe, open area.>Use mech until ammo depletesIt's very simple, anon.
>>571126171It works fine if you hit a safe drop spot.Hotdropping right onto the object would get your mech totaled before it's on the ground, but doing so in a more remote, safer area should be fine.If it's limited to 1 with repair/rearm, it even incentivizes you to do it that way.
>>571122258https://youtu.be/u1s6j09tcEs?si=JYeRgNl_5V_NGgrB
I MISS THE CYBORG SO FUCKING MUCH, ARROWHEAD PLEASE BRING THEM BACK I WILL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT I WILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE
do botniggers really?
>>571122882Everyone says those mechs from the matrix are pretty dumb and it's like, yeah I guess so but I still kinda like them. I just think they're neat because they're basically civilian equipment repurposed for war, I kinda a warbond themed around that.
>>571124389seems like it's fixed I even tested it as a client
>>571126878They've been removed from the game until AH is finished nerfing them. First it was the vox engine, soon the cyborgs too.
>>571127508To be honest, the APUs were pretty cool.It's just a freight hauler with two massive machine guns on it, humanity's last resort at the very end was "fuck it, moar dakka", and I think that's pretty fitting.
>>571127508It's the best kind of cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQCjdjm_mE
>>571126420>>571126557I have hat p1 drop mechs on weird terrain that insta killed it, or bot drops being called in at the same time and coming in quick enough to ram my mech with a drop ship.Calling in a mech always has a non zero chance it is just killed before you can use it.
>Close other games>They close without problem>Close Helldivers 2>It hitches and sometimes take 20 seconds to fully close and computer audio sounds like its having a stroke>Sometimes it doesnt even close at all and is just stuck in limbo and you have to kill it with task manager>Sometimes even task manager struggles to kill itIs this the power of Swedish coding?
>>571128218>Calling in a mech always has a non zero chance it is just killed before you can use it.Yeah, that would definitely need to be resolved first.
>>571128283>fullscreen is never actually fullscreen and still works as borderless fullscreen even if you choose fullscreen (borderless introduces input lag)SWEEEDEN>issue non-existent if you use DX11SWEEEEEEEEDEEEEEN
>>571128218>or bot drops being called in at the same timeYou realize you could just wait to kill bot drop before calling in the mech, right?
>>571128702Nah he's got a point.Even if it rolls in after you call it, there's a good chance the pilot has a stroke and refuses to drop it for a minute while the bots take their sweet time taking pot shots.
>>571128283It's their stupidity + the stupidity of the worst anticheat to ever plague the industry
>>571127508Zero pilot protection from even the most minor of glancing blows is just bad design that would be extremely easy to solve.
>>571128283works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
raped
>>571128783That's so strange because 99% of the time i call in the mech and it just works.
>>571129184>That's so strange because 99% of the time i call in the mech and it just works.It's closer to a 15% failure rate for me, but it seems to be map dependent with urban ones fucking me the most.
>>571126878I never ended up fighting a leviathan or vox engine, only fought one hive lord
>>571129181>Lowered to AP3
>>571128865It's probably some shit to do with Zion being setup by the machines as a trick to make the humans think they haven't been crushed repeatedly by them and have a chance so they don't fuck up the matrix or something.>that's kinda retarded and seems to have plotholes on multiple levelsYeah, the matrix was kinda dumb after the first film, but the fight scenes were cool.
>>571129492raped
no lube
I'm not a bug or bot nigger. The simple truth is that this game has been pussified for trannies and redditors. If you try to deny this simple fact, then you too are a tranny.
>>571129502fully agree, real matrix niggas know that besides the fight scenes, second and third films were too much fantasy and less science fiction.and lets pretend fourth film doesn't exist.nice to see matrix is still remembered in 2026.>tips fedora to you
>makes the bugchaser piss and shit itself in a mixture of fear and impotent rage
>rape victim now trying to cope by doing a series of "N-no you!"The bug front has always been easy nobody deny that, but the bot front which have the reputation of being "hard" is now raped into the ground and that's the problem the botniggers will have to deal with
>>571129181>Dragonroach couldn't be damaged with fire or gas at launch>When it was introduced in the same update as the speargun and NEAT
>>571129907>nobody deny that,How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>571129695The fact of the matter is that arrowhead doesn't know what game they're trying to make nor for who. We can't have meaningful difficulty or fun when every addition has to be filtered through the "it's all realistic but also unrealistically inconvenient XD" game direction.
>>571129907this isn't your rape victim cope group
>>571126878apparently swedes only allow cyborgs sub factions to exist when bots take lava planets
Give fast two person tank with 360 turret rotation
>>571130143Yeah, I hear you gotta pay to join those if you live in the UK. Shit is grim.
>>571130280the tank is already overpowered when 2 people with above average IQ are in it.we do not need more.
