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*Poops on thread*
deltarune unites us
>>571062556Hooman!
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
This would be Ch5 if it was good
Admit it, i made you laugh
Do you think the 5 Japanese UTDR fans that exist are as deeply invested in schizo theory hunting as we are?
>>571062797i don't know you
>>571062808the jap fandom is huge
I have suddenly been hit with insanely annoying bullshit that I have to deal with which may affect my Deltarune Chapter 5 Release Week experience
I can't believe there's less than a week until chapter 5 and even less than that until the OST leaks and spoils everything
>>571062872Would you like to? I have a straw page in my 4chan bio that links to my various works websites songs artwork youtube videos merch porn nsfw twt tumblr and my linkedin
>>571062817Based on my aunt
>>571062701>>571062817>>571063114mmmgh...bbw tenna...i must complete the mission...
what the fuck is a thorn ring
i dont pass at all btw
>>571062910They probably enjoy the game at a surface level, I don't know if they care about the theories, i might be wrong...
fave’s city is crawling with disgusting world cup tourists
>>571063223The only thing i pass is gas
>>571063162
tobyfags got mad at this image lol
The reveal that the Holidays are actually Japanese is quite plausible when Noelle has animespeak and Rudy is dying of that cliche unammed anime disease.
>>571063498>>571063539
godawful op image has cursed this thread, fuck you op
some people man
>>571063498>>571063539Im fucking seething
>>571062694https://files.catbox.moe/apo792.pngdoe sex
>>571063223How do you "pass" as nonbinary? That doesn't make any sense.
>>571063717you have to look like a lesbian barista
toby is a 4chan chud like us and he added sugoi orientalist gems in ch5 for us
In the universe where we're lucky, posting shitter screencaps and talking about politics outside /pol/ is a bannable offense
>>571063660A sentence that can only be concocted by someone whos interaction with the internet is the government sanctioned 3 social media apps, this is nobodies opinion, you are throwing around buzzwords to justify getting upset at the possibility of being able to interpret it as rape.The flower was removed because of these people, nobody mentioned rape or claimed it as such, they themselves made the connection and were walking around with big signs saying "stop making the connection that this is about rape, it is not about rape, im making the connotation, but only so you, someone worse, doesnt"Frustrating people
To please the latam gremlins, chapter 6 will take place in the favelas. any fucking questions?
I’m waiting at the DMV and I’m on my period fuck my chud life
>>571063827You are now a thread pillar.
Why arent more people discussing the fact that Hussie was streaming Deltarune and chat convinced him to ask Toby about Apple Girlington?
>>571063258Japanese dont fuck with theories or really any deep analysis of games and such.
>>571063642I found one of maybe 3 Kerdsei images in existence, you bet I'm gonna use it
>>571063954If only some manner of anonymous stranger were present to act as a receptacle for you....
maybe i'd like ralsei if he had two tails and said WOW MY HEAD'S SPINNING
>>571063483The bad threads are more common than the good ones. The bad ones are politics arguments, twitter screencap baiting, /v/pol meltdowns.The good ones are actual construction game discussion, which has happened. I've been there for it. If anyone says it never happens that's a lie.
>>571063498>>571063539Is the example on the left supposed to sound better than the example on the right? Because it doesn't.
Orange Manlington
>>571063258>>571064003posts typed by people who can't read Japanese and never participated in JP discussions of the game
>>571064000because hussie is a retard
Hussie touched toby they say thats why hes quiet
>>571064091Toothpaste Boyington
>>571064091He's a giant buff orange person with an orange png for a head.This is to contrast Apple Girlington who's a fully designed too hooo OC.
>>571063660kill yourself
andrewfags or tobyfags?
did that one anon who said he'd take 3 draw requests ever post anything? i was the one that asked for a redraw of this with chara and the heart locket
>>571064031*rips your balls off* thanks I needed that
>>571064267bodied by omochads
>>571064320What does that have to do with me drinking your period blood?
cumming straight in your house! (cumming!)
>>571064407I miss my girlfriend
Is it possible for Asgore to ever be unlikable?
>>571064132Yeah unlike you
*IMPORTANT UTG UPDATE*I am now going to report every twitter screencap I see, regardless of its content, and I encourage you all to do the same
can you anons be 5% more entertaining
>>571064407It’s nuanced
>>571064531*does a funny little dance*
I love fish
>>571064531
>>571064265Does anyone who tells someone to kill themselves genuinely think the person who they say it to is going to do it? What's the point of this
starting from here, every post on /utg/ should explain how it relates to undertale/deltarune at the end, otherwise, it gets deleted.
I have got to kill myself.
>>571064530Annnndddd enjoy your vacation under section 4.3 article 18.b it states that you cant announce a report and you will shortly be fucking vaporised
>>571064480>>571064545*On my knees with my mouth open and my head tilted up* Yeah that's a shame now are you gonna trickle it in or not?
I HATE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(AND ALSO MONKEYS!)
man, i am going to regret my weird route this chapter, i am sure.
>>571064485
what does the yellow and green on Kris' shirt symbolize?
>>571064530Goodbye, anonYou will be remembered...
>>571064530Anon... announcing a report is against the rules... :|
Ive been snagged by the announcing a report rule, even by very glaringly joking about it. Bit fucking annoying lmao
>>571064530i hope battat dies offscreen and none of the characters seem to care
>>571064958I got a 3-day once for joking I was a child
>>571064807The yellow symbolizes yellow applesThe green symbolizes green apples
>>571064752
>>571064846YOU TOOK THIS IMAGE FROM TWITTER
>>571064752You're not about this the way i am
>>571064802
How long do you think chapter 5 is going to be?
I can't believe Frieza posts on /utg/...
>>571064732>>571064846>>571064860but you see, i'm not announcing a reporti'm threatening one i haven't done yet
tenna sex
>>571064086you're supposed to hate the right dialogue because the caption tells you it was written by someone that likes japanese things and that's BAD"normal" English speakers have NEVER attempted to capture the emotionally charged halting of speech in a scene, ever
>>571064530anon please delete your post and rephrase it as a suggestion that twitter posts should be reported for flaming
Reminder that Kris is a green apple and the SOUL is a red apple
>>571065110Just do that to me with your pussy and everything will be chill. >>571065121The way THEY are*
will we see a tv with a tie?will we eat pie?will one of the heroes this chapter die?
>>571063954send me your period cramps sister, i will endure them for you
>>571065131Temshart the molested
Who's the most famous person here?
>>571065126The idea of male Noelle dealing with female Tourettes Berdly is funnier than it should be
>>571064086It does, but the lack of spacing makes autists read it as one big run on sentence.
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE FAVESMY FATHERRRRRRRRR...
>>571065429Why are you seething so hard over a random twitter account you’re fucking pathetic lmao
>>571065261if i get banned then that means there is a janny in the threadand if i hope and dream, my sacrifice will get the problems as well
>>571065116I did>>571065139>i'm threatening oneI understand, yesBut in janny language you're basically announcing a report, whether you have actually made one or not is irrelevant in this case
>>571065337I don't know... ha ha ha... I don't know!
>>571065415tenna
>>571065429what?what does that mean?what is the meaning of this?and most importantly of all: why?
>>571065384Does Temfag even post here anymore?
>>571065336Wait- they misgenderwd themselves? Nooo im meltingggggggggg myy namefag statussss, its leavvvingggggg
Im waiting at the post office and my balls itch. Fuck my chud life
fave cut her hand while shaving and it's still bleeding
MY MOTHERWAS A CHRISTMASAND A FIEND
Would Tenna be slightly aroused if i sucked on his antennas?
Jokester goes to Undertale "You wanna know how I got in this hooooooole!?"
>>571064086hypothetically, the original intent in these cases was for the girl to come off casual like lefta lot of literal translations keep every instance of ね which tends to make all dialogue more dramaticizedthis gave a lot of EOPs the impression that the japanese are all business no sense of humor when that's not true
*huffs Spamton's armpits after he sunbathed in the cleansing summer daylight for an hour*
deltarune is waiting
2026...Jokertale forgotten...
>>571065663How the fuck did you do that theres still 10 days
>>571065651MY FFFATHER
>>571065646YesHe would be very easy to turn on and get in the mood considering the parental locks he's had since forever
>>571065663>timer hits 0>resets to 0>hidden "month" counter with the number 11 is revealed
>>571053716probably won't end up seeing this but kino
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>571065442That's not why it sounds worse. The example on the left is just someone flatly stating their feelings. The halting pauses in the example on the right make the speaker sound like they're struggling to articulate how they feel, which is better in this instance considering that the feelings described in both examples aren't really that interesting on their own.
>>571065613a few months ago i nearly cut through the tip of my finger with scissors and had to go get stitches because it wouldnt stop bleeding and it was hanging on by just a small piece of skin
the prankster goes to hometown and goesYOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT TO THIS TOWNI DONT KNOWTHE ONLY ROAD OUT OF TOWN IS CLOSEDHOW DO I LEAVE?
>>5710656635 days until Noelle gets stronger!
>>571065613draw fat tenna
>newgens have forgotten Jokertale
>>571065750Newgens wouldn't understand...
>>571065663the fact that i planned to play the game to complete my savefile this weekend gives me the heeby jeebies.that "its happening"-feeling.the imminence of a thing you always felt far drawing close.
goober
>>571064763:(
>>571065796luv the pecs on this tenna. so gropeable
>>571065613This is why I no longer shaveFree yourself
>>571065654Did you read the captions on the image? It's not depicting a clunky translation, it's depicting two types of works originally written in English. The original intent is what was written.
>>571065985hidden swastika... toby!!!
Faha, Kris, what does "kino" and "based" mean? Where are you getting this stuff from, anyway?
>>571066127im trans and can't afford hair removal
>>571065869Theyre simple feelings and not hard to articulate and thus dont need a million pauses. Shitty japanese romance will have a woman struggle for 5 minutes to say nothing because its so kawaii moe when women act like shy clueless retards.
>>571066009can you complete your savefile fast enough tho?
>>571066249>oh, i know that one Kris, it's froggo! i saw him on instagram.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwECPGNLa80>FRIEND isn't Mike>even though Spamton's glasses are modeled after FRIEND's eyes>even though FRIEND's first appearance is in Queen's basement where the NEO body is>even though the English spelling of the lucky cat figure in Japanese culture, which FRIEND is probably based on, is "Mike">even though Pluey Mike is clearly based off this theory>even though the idea of seeing a cat is enough to make Spamton excited and then depressed when there isn't one in the Anniversary stream>FRIEND isn't Mike and it isn't important to the story because...IT JUST ISN'T, OKAY?!what is it about this piece of shit cat that mindbreaks so many naysayers? i was even on their side in chapter 2. i thought FRIEND was just a spooky easter egg, but come chapter 3, it's very obvious that it has narrative importance beyond being simple imagery. like the amount of mental gymnastics you have to jump through to deny that he's connected to spamton is kind of incredible.
>>571065996>>571066002hivemind...
>>571065750>>571065996>>571066002I was just thinking about it these past few daysI still have Holy Sansy! and the kneeling Susie saved somewhere in a folder kek, what a magical discovery Jokertale was
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS PIE->KRIS!!! PUT THAT BACK NOW!
Based? Based on what?
>>571066290Characters who don't understand their own feelings perfectly are more interesting than ones that do
Fave is considering getting electrolysis on their hairy shaft
What will be the "Oberon Smog" of Chapter 5
>>571066415>image_friend shaped lock on the MIKE door.
>>571066564You want to get hair removal on your penis? Why?
>>571066564post pics and we will tell you if it's necessary
>>571066415>>even though the English spelling of the lucky cat figure in Japanese culture, which FRIEND is probably based on, is "Mike"Mi-ke is not Ma-i-ku which is how Mike is consistently spelled in the Japanese translation, this isn't a good point
>>571064132I can maintain conversation in japanese without relying on interpreters unlike Toby Fox, but sure, tell me about the phantom japanese deltarune theory community
Characters who don't understand their own feedings perfectly are more interesting than ones that do
Asgore driving through Castle Town blasting this at full volumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfnAOcBirAs
>>571066541My aunt
>>571066721>non-con feeding fetish
>>571066719>Toby Fox out of nowhere
https://archive.org/details/JokertaleJokertale has been preserved without needing to use Deviantart. No excuses.
What I wouldnt give to be Tenna
>>571066894For me it's subcon feeding fetish
>>571066415Why would the game have a whole secret boss to ridicule Mike is FRIEND theories if it's true?
>>571066564Being hairless is pointless if you don't have a partner and don't have sex either
>>571066750This artist should be locked in a solitary confinement cell for one year with nothing other than the bare essentials to survive and his aunt.
>>571065856A glint of light in the current yuteegee darkness
Just remembered I'm a flower :)
What I wouldnt give to be in bed with Tenna
Friend is MikeMike Friendbut thats just a theory...
You already tookie a cookie!
i hate deltarune and toby fox so much that i can't go a day without spending at least an hour talking about it
>>571067108Me too...
>>571067092sweet lil guy, need him to perch on my shoulder <3
>>571067092
>>571066750Yeah, based!
should i get atlyss
I’M FREAKIN’ OUT!!!!!!!!!
>>571066415These are the same people who think Rudy, who must be faking his terminal illness and putting his family through an unbearable amount of emotional turmoil and stress for no discernible reason than to aura farm, is a more likely candidate for the Knight than Dess, for no real reason other than Dess can't be "lost" if she's right in front of us as the Knight. It's a very unique brand of autism flavored with general stupidity and a need to ignore logic in favor of a need to outfox Toby by coming up with the biggest, dumbest twist that'll generate the most Youtube clicks.
Does "based" just means "good" or "I like this"Fave has always been afraid to ask
>>571067458No
>>571063697hot
>>571066983what if I just don't want a hairy body?
>>571067253his lap looks so inviting there.... god i want to grab those thighs
>>571066546You think this because youre someone who mostly consumed Japanese media translated into English while growing up
>>571067516essentially, yeah. it's a term of approval
>>571066970Lovingly paying tribute to autism isn't the same as ridicule, anon.
>>571067005that’s all he needs
>>571066383its just ch4, i left the savefile after beating the knight and saving in the overworld.i just wonder that if i saved some progress on a different slot causes the shards to not be real in the other even if it is the continuation of the other.
>>571066970foreshadowing
>>571067469sshhh bby. need a hug?
>>571067624Fluff
>>571067469https://youtu.be/NsBePhOL82g
>>571067624>>571067876>ywn have a boy or a they like thisWhy live?
>>571067863Yes
>>571067237You should see the questionable content threads on /co/
>>571067389my favorite topic: flowers.
>>571068012*hugs you tight*
>>571066705Finally someone said itIt's not that hard to plop "Mike" into Google Translate and Ctrl+F check the japanese text dump to see if it pronounces it like that in all the Mike mentions
/utg/, what will be your drug of choice for the release of chapter 5?
>>571067516Yes but no. It originally meant something else but retards have ruined it to basically just mean that.
>>571067593I would sit on his lap and begin undressing him slowly, then start kneading his thighs once I reach his pantsHe looks so very perfect for holding close and caressing...
>>571067941Kek, he would say this
would you fuck a floradinn?
>>571067817Foreshadowing the real FRIEND, not that he's Mike
>>571068094Straight Up Epic Gaming
>>571067458no. it's a goonbait game but without any sex whatsoever so it's totally worthless.
>>571068082:’))))))))))))))))))))
>>571068094chocolate
>>571067983Idk
I feel like the only guy who didn't read Papyrus's dialogue as skeletor in my headThis video was always the closest I can approximate to what I imagined for him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilmrYAhBj6c
>>571068245Didn't you melt in to a pile or goo? Do you want to melt in a pile of my goo?
How many former Dess fans will kill themselves when it turns out Dess is straightedge?
>>571068205he is mike in the sense that something is making things happen in the background and railroading the story
>>571066415>SpookydoodThis guy is so consistently retarded
>>571067516It means "that's cool" or "you're cool for doing/saying this and I agree with you"
>>571067684you're a retard. in any character-driven narrative you're either going to want a character with a higher understanding of themselves contrasting and interacting with characters that don't have said level of self-understanding, or have characters with less understanding of themselves coming into conflict due to it. you sound like one of those 2016 ironic weebs constantly needing to posture about how ashamed they are of knowing what anime is
if friend is mike, he should be good right?
is atlyss friendslop or actually good
sex
>>571068475friend is not mike.
>>571067684I mostly read English languange books growing up and didn't watch anime or play a video game until I was past my early developmental stages
>>571068054gardener krautyou're asgore
found this today
>>571068475He only likes Spamton
>>571068481it’s a multiplayer game? I just thought it was furry eye candy
>>571068445>Angy
>>571067876>>571067983
>>571068481It's mildly fun, I played for like 8 hours and it was just kinda a generic "grind enemies and then beat dungeons" game which can be enjoyable but it did get old fast, HOWEVER, I did last play it 2 years ago so it probably is better nowadays with all the updates, I made a Jevil character and will play again if you all host a server (or if it is already being hosted i dont know i just woke up)
>>571067516Ralsei coded post
>>571068723but am i wrong?
>>571068625>i smash the mercy button, not considering that most of thread didn't plan on showing mercy anyway.
I think toby's gay little vagueposting ARG is dumb in both concept and how it's being done
>>571068417He rehashed tripple trucies a yeat later verbatim from a video with 3k views i hate him i hate him i hate him >>571068350Please
>>571068791bigly
>>571068791*sigh* no...
>>571068845don't be difficult.if it were gay little vagueposting, you'd love it.but its straight little vagueposting and you hate it.
>>571068845that's so tobycore tho
Reposting our gay stupid japanese bingo made last night for those who were asleep
>>571068731
>>571068908:(>>571068912:)
>>571068904The worst part is that he attaches retarded names to the theories he didn't even invent like Greenster = 67 Theory and Triple Trucies = Tung Tung Tung Sahur Theory as clickbait so the entire theory gets associated with that forever
>>571068845i liked the spamton sweepstakes webring thingy but this just sucks ass, no one can participate and that sucks
>>571068325>I feel like the only guy who didn't read Papyrus's dialogue as skeletor in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYFHeab053w
id love emperor asgore subverting years of expectations that he'd be like his undertale self in the dark world
>>571068994>DangoThe Ralsei dish...
>>571068098>undressing him slowlyi don't think i'd be able to have that kind of restraint if i was with him. i'd get his jacket off so fast, try to undo his tie but leave it hanging off of him as i quickly rip open his shirt and work on getting his pants off. every bit of his body needs to be worshiped, squeezed, licked, and caressed. his ass demands to be touched, it would be a waste not to gently grab it, and maybe give it a light smack if he doesn't behave...
Bigly is Berdly's cousin.
there will be an enemy who says ZUN in ch5
I never beat the Knight
>>571069267>bigly banging berdly behind big bunkers
>>571068236<3
>>571068791Yes but you don't understand your own feelings perfectly which is interesting
>>571063697nice. the forest setting reminds me of this bondage pic https://files.catbox.moe/6e33by.jpg
>>571069380>no refutationuhuh
>>571067458it's pretty fun
>>571066970I'll play ball with you. If FRIEND isn't Mike, why has Spamton been tied to him over and over for the last two chapters?>>571068475Abandoning your "friend" in his time of need to the point where he goes homicidally insane isn't exactly good behavior.
>>571069361but they are weak
>>571069361technically no one did you only reduce about 25% of its health
>>571069323They say "ZÜN ZÜN ZÜN" like Regirock
Is there a single Tobytheorytuber who isnt retarded. Dont say cunnyham he doesnt even make actual theories.
>>571069217There is 1 (one) image of him eating dango, you're right they do share the same colors
>>571069003
>Look at Twitter>Nothing but Toby Fox & DeltaruneHmmmmmmmmmmm
>>571069482I cant articulate it in a simple way you could understand.
There will be a quirky little character who screams DAISUKE AMAYA as a warcry
>>571069701STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THAT'S MY JUICE
Cabaret club minigame in chapter 5
>>571069736what
>>571069808just try your best retard-kun
>>571068994it will be so funny when chapter 5 releases and carol isnt even in it
I can't wait for Chapter 5 to introduce the "Lancer Everywhere" system.
>>571065415Tangy
>>571069104>hotdiggedybigot
>>571067516it means being racist, anti semitic, homophobic, transphobic, and being all around bigoted.
Why is Deltarune so miserable when monsters living a better life on the surface was the half the plot of Undertale?
>>571069734
>>571070060
>>571069082What a cunt justice for greenster op
>>571068417He torpedoed his video about the issues he has with Toby's handling of the Dess plot, of which I do think isn't being written as optimally as it should, by comparing it to how he wrote Asriel in Undertale, how it lacked emotion, and how Toby should have had multiple scenes of Asriel and Chara's childhood from the very start of the game to get you to care about him by the time you actually meet him. That was the moment I realized he was a faggot throwing stones from a glass house at all the other faggots in this community who think they're better writers than Toby.
>>571070051deltarune isn't connected to undertale, i don't think. so it's just different rules.
>>571069982Carol likes japan and Asgore so she is 100% going to be in it specially since she is the mayor of the town having a festival presumably on the same day chapter 5 takes place I don't remember.
>>571069897see>>571066290
>>571069985Honestly this would be more fitting for Rouxls.
>>571070015i think he matured out of it
>>571070051Their misery is just more down to earth and relatable as opposed to living in a hopeless, pointless forever war that the rulers promised would bring you peace and prosperity as resources dwindle and living space runs out
>>571070230oh right i forgot nobody here remembers the bigot meme anymore
when do you collect all the keys
FRIEND was Spamton's Phone Friend, Mike was a Mike Rophone who wanted Spamton to not do the deal and who was ultimately given to Shyra and buried with herTrust me I have a PHD in media literacy
>>571070213that isn't a response to >>571068445i get you're shitposting and you don't actually want to put effort into this but still, try a bit harder
they/them namefag you are absolutely demolishing the reputation of all enbies in this general (which is probably your goal) can you please take off that name, namefagging is inherently bad
>>571066750I do not like when artists draw themselves on their horny art being embarassed/horny. get out of here man. its different for this one bcs it makes a funny meme but otherwise it makes it Much less sexy
>>571070101
>in 6 days, rudy will be revealed as the roaring knight
shota and loli is pretty hot actually lol
>>571070325>MemeIt was forced.
God i hate spookydood i hope we fucking drop him in chapter 5. Andrew cunningham i need you churning out slop
>>571070483I have the complete opposite opinion, it makes me hornier imagining the artist masturbating to their own work
>>571069601This is an Andrew Cunnylingus general
>>571070619theybies... what is this!?
>>571070240The war was popular and all monsters were calling for the blood of humans, they werent duped into it by a bad leader. Several neutral endings have the people overthrow any leader against the war.
>>571070987>war without reason
>>571070513
>>571070619I miss my adult girlfriend
would you live in asgore gaza?
>>571071071artist name? i really like this one
>>571067510If Rudy isn't the knight, his entire arc makes no goddamn sense and he will have no purpose as a character.
I hope shayy enjoys chapter 5
tell me more about 'asgore gaza'
The only theories I need are Joel Vargskelethor's theories that are always wrong but still cute>>571070675When I made this post I was mostly thinking of this artist, shame her NSFW art is locked behind a private twitter account i lost access to when i deleted all my social mediahttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=malan+
>>571070639But enough about Suselle
>>571071157FuzzyPickler on Twitter
i forgive shayy sometimes we fall off the beaten path in life and get lost but we always come back on the straight and narrow AMEN
>>571071064The reasons for the war were the dwindling resources and cramped living space.
>>571071304>botfag not on social media woah
>>571071214who?
Happy pride Month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0
>>571071214oh yeah shayy existsprobably gonna try to come back to youtube for chapter 5 if i had to guess
>>571071246Gaza? Is that some sort of nickname forGHAZGHKULL MAG URUK THRAKA, WARLORD OF THE GOFF KLAN, PROPHET OF THE WAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!, THE BEAST OF ARMAGEDDON, AVATAR OF GORK AND MORK
>>571071071
>>571071603this would be extremely hot if shayy wasnt ugly
I don't get this bit
>>571071214>>571071597>>571071603What did this nigga actually do?
Is "Me" really (You) saying (You) or is it just Kris wanting to say "Me" meaning (You) to give themselves permission to do what they want to because it's "(You) doing it"
>>571071597Holy 5 o'clock shadow, the snake really does grow a beard>>571071653Deltarune Today
>>571071214If I were Shayy, I'd probably kill myself when Chapter 5 comes out because I wouldn't be able to play it without being reminded that I ruined my life.
>>571071625This is what life was like before FRIEND snatched Dess.
>>571071531It actively infuriates me just like nu-4chan does with how awful everyone is, I'm trying to spend my time reading books and manga instead of scrolling, I'm only in these threads because I'm excited for chapter 5 but I'll probably vanish from here in a month once we dig up everything Chapter 5 has to offer so love me while you can!Only "social media" I still have accounts on are youtube for music and pinterest for images though I get most of mine from boorus anywaysI wish artists would archive their stuff better but I understand why they don't...
>>571071801Why are you namefagging
>>571071801>groomer returned to the undertale fandomglad to see that deltaruiners love pedophiles this much
>>571071712
>>571071729New pronouns update for vg its like how pol has location badges>>571071808Lmao i wonder if he'll even play it alone>>571071885Im not im anonymous
Am I nuts or does the non-Battle With A True Hero parts of Hammer of Justice sound like Someday The Dream Will End from FFX?
>>571071756They had a heckin problematic age gap relationship!
>>571071853Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/ClTcvhFjO9I
I saw Shayy at Chick-fil-A and he told me to vote republican.
>>571071948
who up harvesting they wheat
>>571072234the only smart thing he's said!
>>571071597Every they/them is just like him
>>571072342who up letting it cool on the windowsill
>>571071756Sexually grooming, assaulting and harassing like 20+ people outlined in a 200+ page document
>>571071901>>571071808>>571071653>>571071480Everyone deserves a second chance, isnt that the true message of Undertale?
>>571072254
>>571072412>outlined in a 200+ page documentwut
who up holding they breath heading to the left and counting backwards from 100
>>571072412So like anyone who thinks they're non-binary, why do you encourage it
who up holding they breath, heading to they left, and counting backwards to 100
>>571072230I think with over 10 years of teasing It's only fair that Gaster gets like 20 hours of screentime in the last chapter at the very least, I love his design so much and the small bits of his personality we see are so good too, one day I want to own a Gaster plushie and an Uboa plushie
>>571072574>>571072526WOW
>>571072413>isn't that the true message of Undertaleno lolsometimes it's best to forgive people but that's a choice you have the right to make
Focusing on Shayy and ignoring the actual local discord groomer and rape obsessed loser we have in /utg/ is wild. Put that energy towards shitting on tasquetoilet.
A fortnite x deltarune collab would suggest putting deltarune on the epic games store and i just dont see that happening
>>571072412Never liked the guy, but most of the accusations are nothing burgers. There are only two actually serious ones that go beyond "guy is a sex pest", and one of them is incredibly vague.There's even one that basically said "Shayy never did anything bad to me, but I had nightmares of them being weird to me" or some shit like that. I'm dead serious.
>>571072449
>>571072683I can't wait for Kris with weird elongated limbs and mech Lancer.
h-hi
who up selling they donuts
DELTARUNE DISCUSSION STATUS: IGNORED FOR E-CELEB DRAMA
>>571072751
strange that the biggest groomers are the pacicucks and not the weirdchads...
>>571070430Mike is definitely either the microphone in Dess's room or the microphone in Shyra's grave, either option explains his sudden disappearance
>>571072836No shock actually
who up walking theystar
mike is short for my catFriend is Mike
you can't call people of pakistani descent that
>>571064485>>571064802female asgore is so hot. she'd have a way better personality, too. we were robbed
>>571072860mike died after being used as a dildo
>>571072759I love them
is starwalker the fallen star mentioned in the chapter 4 roots room book
>>571070640>>571070745Andrew Cunnyham SUCKS
>>571062556yay for burghle
For me, it's the Spam Burger.
>>571072828
>>571072645I choose to forgive!
fave can't believe that the guy who said "gay people tomorrow morning 10 am!" in Elf got arrested in florida
>>571073020no that's the Knight, silly. it weeps, as we see in Chapter 3, and shadow crystals can be broken off of it (glass)
>>571073012This Kris would probably benefit from eating more food. Regardless, sex.
we do not forgivewe do not forgetwe have over 9000 anonsand they're all raping pippins
he's gay
>>571073147The YTPMV guy!!!???
>>571073147no... not him!
Mike being Shyras mic is retarded. Shyra is now a major character despite only a single mention across 4 chapters?
>>571073147WHAT
>>571073173TRVKE!WE. YES. WE. ARE ALL CRACKING THE PIPPINS.
>>571073347she's shy and afraid of screentime
Reminder that there's 43% chance Shayy is here
>>571073012TAFK (Tall Abomination Fortnite Kris)...
>>571073347why would shyren's mic be in kris' house
>>571073084
If it had been possible to build the Tower of Babel without climbing it, it would have been permitted.
tomorrow morning! 10 am! Police Sacrifice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOKV9IHpPg
You are making sure your savefiles are ready by this weekend right?You aren't gonna wait until the last moment are you?
>>571073639ACAB Toby kino
>>571072976How would her personality be any different? Would she be more masculine?
>>571073452She still lurks...
>>571073639the police sacrifice isn't chapter 5 it's next week
Are you ready for some Deltarune? Some Deltarune Chapter 52?
>>571073690no i meant she'd have a better personality than toriel, i worded that poorly
>>571073173Tenna (post weight loss) reading this on stage with a look of horror on his face
>>571073527(apparently this is also Ralsei, the artist just drew him like that)
What if Deltarune is like Harvester or Prey and the whole game is actually just a simulation meant to determine if the main character is a good person?
>>571073712next week is a sunday
>>571073876You always were a kidder, Kris
I want this but Toby's obsession with women won't allow him to give me this
>>571073676>EGGS: COLLECTED>SECRET BOSSES: MOLESTED>MOSS: CONSUMED>TEXT: FLAVORED >EQUIPMENT: GET>DOE: PREPPED>SAVE: BRICKED
This kills the DessKnightfag...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGdWw9XOFt4
What if Noelle and Ralsei accidentally smoked slutweed. The weed that makes you slutty.
Please pass the egg salad
I want to get fave pregnant
>>571074097Noelle and Ralsei are already repressed sluts, so nothing would happen.
>>571074097That's the only weed Ralsei smokes. Might make Noelle more chill though.
>>571072964Rapists all
>>571074142I want to watch fave get pregnant
Which is more quirky, Undertale Soundtrack or Weird "Al" Yankovic song "Albuquerque"
>>571073492She shoved it up Kris's cornhole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSqorj-EC0
>>571074097>cut to Kris and Susie's dehydrated corpses
If you made a dark world in your bathroom, what would the toilet say to you?
>>571074295I'm more of a Everything You Know Is Wrong guy but Weird Al easily takes the quirk king title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY
you guys wont like what we have to do in order to make undertale real
>>571072836When you start treating videogame characters like real people you also start to treat real people like video game characters.
>>571074379https://youtu.be/i6hYHuzhjoo?t=4421
>>571073347Shyren is linked to Knight Knight in Undertale>>571073492Kris steals things from other people a lot
I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)When are they gonna make that patch arrive?I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to theGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to theGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to theChapter Five!
What if Kris Susie Ralsei and Noelle were trapped in a room you can't leave until you had sex with every other person in the room.
>>571074537weird al's best
>>571073996>Hey guys it's me your rebel preteen son I'm back from the dead but not really lol don't tell my brother or grieving father that I'm back anyways I have cool powers and shit and can pull the magic needles but I can't go home for dinner but as I was saying I need to start our religious version of the apocalypse and drag Lucas into this and drive them to suicidal despair when they're forced to kill me so they do it insteadI'm so glad Mother 3 never came out over here and wasn't episodic.
I'm high out of my mind, I thought The Legend was playing in the background for a momenthttps://youtu.be/6t2YvyLqw3c?t=903
i want to ruin noelles pristine pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBRkMD-VtM
RAGGLE FRAGGLE
When did music leaks happen last time? I want to leave before that happens
>>571074672slut weed or regular weed
>>571073996>He still believes Carol is in on the Knight Plan
>>571074563Kris would have sex with all of them because the others are too timid to do anything themselves.
>>571074717ash would never cheat on goh like that
>>571073996This proves that Carol conspiring with the Knight is wrong, not that Dess being the Knight is wrong, but people are too attached to the Roaring Knight group chat headcanon to accept this
<3
>>571074379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR1m29cNVsc&t=109
What if Kris and Susie accidentally smoked prudeweed. The weed that makes you a prude.
i want fave to get me pregnant
>>571074498Aren’t you the guy who infamously posted about berdly anus for years nonstop and blew up the relationships with all the real people in your life?Kind of weird for you to have opinions about… anyone at all honestly.
>>571074952Let me guess, you're male.
>>571074890Sheeeeesh
>>571074909What if Kris and Susie accidentally smoked D(pr)ude Weed
>>571074813It really doesn't. I don't know why people are so unwilling to consider that the Knight might be part of Dess instead of Dess as a complete person.
>>571074952you would make a terrible parent.
My life is like a video game,trying hard not to cum,
What if Kris and Susie found pink kryptonite.
>>571074976No, that's not me.
i want fave to get eggnant, with my many thousands of eggs
>>571073996We dont know enough about Carol to know whats up. Maybe Carol is a good guy and wants Kris to stop the roaring and free her daughters cursed soul.
>>571075045?
im a straight white male
>>571075450That boy stylin
im a gay black female
>>571075482>straightgrim
>>571075482
>>571075253Seems like you are right, my bad.
fave got even more upset about their breakup than usual yesterday and had a pathetic neurotic ugly breakdown in front of said person they love who doesn’t love them back and now they’ve scared them and probably made things even worse between them. fave feels like a mentally ill piece of shit and their life is truly over and it’s only downhill from here, nothing will ever be as good as being with that person. fave doesn’t know if they will even be able to get out of bed today
>>5710756102016 ass joke
>>571075014males can't get pregnant>>571075107i think i'd be good at it, i'm quite nurturing by nature
I said "You got any Friend Inside Me?"And he said, "NOOO, we're out or Friend Inside Me"
>>571075674you should kill them
>>571075170i used to think my life was a try not to cum challengebut then i realized it's a deltarune chapter 5 all bosses no commentary
>>571062694
this says a lot about society
>>571075876post the full thing coward.
Muffet will be in chapter 5, she is very japanese coded and Toby has a huge crush on the backer
fave is feeling very down because they seem no closer to their goal than they did two months ago despite putting in effort. fave will keep chipping away at it though because they're enjoying the journey but they wish they had more to show for it by now
Some dickbag smacked me with his bike because he couldn’t be bothered to use a bell kill all cyclists with hammers
>>571075568Oh, okay, take this too, and I'll quietly fade back into the background.
>>571075482the good guy
>>571075876it's not straight if it's with kris
>>571074813I always thought the roaring knight group chat was stupid with basically no evidence outside people being unable to understand the calls in noelle's house.
>>571075937and what's your goal? collecting the keys?
>>571075790this
>>571075927Can confirm, playtested it. She's a travelling donut saleswoman at the festival.
>>571076062producing something that i've been meaning to post to the anchor but i can't get it right
>>571075674if i was there i would suck your penis and or vagina to make you feel better
>>571075927How does he have a crush on her? Isn't he rich? Can't he just buy her love or something?
>>571069982“The mayor is very busy preparing for the festival” has been a thing for like all four previous chapters
>>571076012if mewgenics says so too it can't be wrong
>>571075924https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17452611
Question Arc: Why is The Man and thus Kris's Mental Problems associated with Wheat?Answer: So that Toby can refer the biblical quote "Reap the Whirlwind"
>>571076231Toby Fox wasted all of his money on spacha to Japanese hag vtubers (based) so he can't even buy food until you buy more Ralsei plushies.
>>571073996If only we had precedent for someone who represents Carol being unable to tell a mysterious antlered person she's working with is the same girl she's looking for because she's hiding her face
>>571075790fave doesn’t want to kill them or really hurt them at all. fave didn’t even say anything that hurtful compared to what other people seem to say to each other when they’re hurt themselves, but even what they did say and the fact it or just seeing fave like this made the person so sad makes fave feel like the scum of the earth. fave feels anger, jealousy, and resentment, but they hate themselves for it. fave doesn’t want to hurt anyone, and this person least of all. fave loves them. fave doesn’t understand how they can feel all of this at the same time and it hurts really bad.
>>571075674Fave thinks your past experiences don't define you and that time will help you heal but is very sorry that happened to you you didnt deserve it, I'm sure you tried your best in the relationship and that means your love meant something to you and that you have a good heart, stay strong so you can love again in the future for now just rest and try to relax as much as possible to not be more hurt, things will be ok
>>571076347Hot AND canon.
>>571076171Been there, spent over a month on a drawing once because of my own perfectionism. But sometimes it's better to take more time, not only for the sake of what you're making but for the sake of learning to do it right.
>>571075927I believe
>>571074664Did CoL ever play mother 3
I already hate the /utg/ 6+7 wait roster send be back to comfy February posting
There's a huge painful tear on the skin that stings every time I get hard, which while browsing /utg/ happens very often
>>571076491thanks other fave. fave did try their best. or they feel deeply and genuinely that they did. fave still doesn’t know if there’s a difference or not. it just hurts fave that their best wasn’t good enough. or again, it feels like it wasn’t good enough. since fave can’t understand how else it happened. fave just finds it all really hard to understand. but anyway. fave will try to do that
>>571076824I thought the flood of newfags was supposed to wash everyone away or something. That's what they kept saying for years at least.
>>571076969sorry about that anon, you should apply some soothing creme
i don't like it when porn draws the characters as stupid and unflirty lookingthat ralsei noelle pic is a prime example
>>571072750i remember someone talking about their experience with shayy that was basically, "every time he made sexual advances on me, i complied, made him think i wanted it, and even offered myself up at times to get him to do things for me". i still think he's a creep but i wouldn't be shocked if half the things in that document were just the results of a bunch of autistic people not knowing how to communicate with each other.
>>571077086It did wash everyone way. Only the good posters got washed away
>>571077086>seething
>festival happens>fun gang gets trapped in dark world and misses itHow mad would you be?
>>571077189not very if the dark world is more interesting than the festivali mean i personally expected the festival to become a dark world or something
why does horse show have its own board but not UTDR? the latter is way more popular
>>571077189we've already seen a screenshot of them at the festival
>>571077167Carolanon, Fujoanon, Asgoreanon the jackboxers and most WB drawfags are still here tho
>>571077189the festival looks like it's just a couple of stalls
>>571077321because horses were being posted everywhere. basically, you're not being obnoxious enough
I'm still a newfag in the "lurk and learn the thread culture" phaseAlso still need to beat chapters 3 and 4
>>571077359we have?
>>571074684Dess…
>>571077493
>>571077493https://gonintendo.com/contents/61675-deltarune-chapter-5-launches-june-24th-2026
dude i'm a little embarrassed to even be playing atlyss with these character designs straight out of r34like what if sans could see me right now and judged me for my every action
https://youtu.be/_-AS-LTzlwo
>>571077653>poon
>>571077567I haven't seen anyone point this out, but those balloon sprites were in the 10th anniversary stream too, IIRC in New Home. So there might be some other stuff from that stream build in chapter 5 too.
>>571077321i think you're underestimating just how popular that show was at it's peak. UTDR is pretty popular but it's not even close
>>571077421Toby always skimps out and does the bare minimum
>>571077167This nigga misses ESL Berdberd
Deltarune is just Conquests of the Longbow except instead of Robin Hood you play as the opposite of Robin Hood
>>571077398SSHHHHHHHHH ANONI NEED TO DOOM POST!>>571077850Oh god no
>>571063660is it just a foreign idea to twitteroids that you can like something that politically disagrees with you (or in this case is demonstrably politically neutral) and you don't have to involve your politics in every aspect of your life?
>>571077398for now
>>571077840don't you ever get tired of doing this
>>571077398one of those things is not like the othersone of those things does not belong
Why is this covered in blood
Fave struggled for 2 days to get to the ultraball ranked tier on pokemon champions even though it's a game for children>>571077653You can just make a less sexual character... you willingly dragged the bottom and chest sliders up, also who will be hosting the server if its happening at all?
>>571077653then dont, damn
>>571078149Stop namefagging.
>>571078149SANS THE BLOOD POST HEAR IT'S CRY
>>571078149Susie thought it was big chalk and tried to eat it
>>571077653>like what if sans could see me right now and judged me for my every actionHe'd tell you to move those sliders further to the right
>>571077653Is there a server?
>>571078176i left everything at the default for that screenshot, like this is my first taste of what the game is likeanyway who should i make
>>571078176I just pick a team of pokemon I like even if I lose alot
>>571078176pokemon campaigns are baby easy but compfags are usually teens/young adults. they're different experiences entirely
>>571076576>But sometimes it's better to take more time, not only for the sake of what you're making but for the sake of learning to do it right.thats my plan. its not a drawing so it's not really like i'm redoing something from scratch each time but building up to a skill level to make something actually sound presentable
>>571077795https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/abandoned-townhttps://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/underwater-townOne of these will definitely be reused in chapter 5, they already have Deltarune leitmotifs in them
>>571078276>Susie thought it was big chalkThat's what big chalk wanted her to think
Toby glazers woke up
>>571077981don't go... please........
>>571078545Which windows do you need replacing?
If spamton and tenna were swapped what would the addisons be?
>>571078684other TVs
>>571078474Going from the 10th aniversary to the single email we'll get this year is so sad
>>571078684elnina + lanino-style channels
>>571078149Piles of Asriel blood
>>571078684tv head robots
>>571078336Not yet but people seem to want one and I'm waiting for one>>571078364Make your fave or who you want to larp as, I made Jevil, someone else seems to have already made Spamton or so they said>>571078389>>571078428I have like 10 years of experience being a smogonfag but VGC is an entirely different beast and I'm getting demolished because I'm a hipster and refuse to use meta staples, I'm also trying to play a different team every season and my current team is kind of a mess, I'm running>Weavile for fakeout and phys attacks>Farigiraf for Trick Room defense and priority defense>Sceptile as my mega (has lighting rod and grass moves to deal with raichufags and rainfags)>Starmie to pair with Sceptile's lighting rod and fast special damage>Klefki for prankster and screens>Gholdengo for damage and gholdengo being actually strong even if he got nerfed in ChampionsLast season fave was running hard trickroom with Cofagrigus, I try to only use pokemon that I like as well I can't see myself ever using Charizard for example
>>571078474why do these both have THE HOLY motif
*Fave's cock grew 4 inches!*(Fave actually just lost 150 pounds.)
"Mettaton" will NEVER be a man.
>>571078852fat enjoyers on suicide watch
>>571078746>>571078764>>571078790But what if they were still in cyber world?
Ain't never met a ton
>>571078582
>>571078969then they'd be streaming services or something
mettatonsoffun
>>571079109No one steal this username
sports
Tomorrow I will resume my running bit from 5 years ago
>>571078815really fast team for trick room no?
>>571078819Because they'll be used after the festival gets ROARING'd and Hometown is Abandoned Underwater
>>571078684What would tenna even be in this scenario
>>571079135it's all yours anon
frisk = girlchara = girlkris = boynow that we got all of that malarkey sorted, what should i masturbate to?
why do we have a new obnoxious avatarfag
>>571079264queen
>>571079264Nubert
>>571079182Fave is taking a hydration break
>>571078980hey, give those back! no one said you could leave!
>>571079264Onionsan
>>571079264asriel dreemurr
>>571079226one of those desktop assistants like clippy
is there any way to just pick a color directly for atlyss hair instead of messing around with 4 sliders
>>571078474>https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/abandoned-townonly somewhat related but i fucking love Darkness Falls and the fact this uses its leitmotif.
>>571079264viroviro
>>571079264Serious Trashy
>>571079264tenna mpreg
>>571077981the 'corders and sharteens are gonna get bored and move on to the next big stimmy just like last time, they can't handle slow threads
The Knight looks like Anti-Pops from Regular Show
>>571079473Time for anon to learn how to make colors with sliders.
>>571079208No no no no, this team I'm using now is not my trick room team, my farigiraf has imprison to prevent my opponents from using trickroom!! this time I'm just running a normal offensive teammy trickroom team last season was>Cofagrigus for Trick Room and easy switchs with curse and destiny bond, also immune to fake out except scrappy ones>Dewpider for slow physical damage>Stunfisk for slow special damage>Ditto with scarf for when trick room ran out>Mega Crabominable because good strong mega for trick room>Alcremie to protect against sleep spammers (very annoying people)
>>571077398I get the impression that I'm the least liked Jackboxer.
>>571079662the only similarity is that they are black and white dude
alphys = boyundyne = girlasgore = girl
>>571079754actually that's me
>>571079264The first two hoomans
>>571079771If the Knight had the Shadow Mantle they'd be the same character basically
>>571079754>>571079820It's me because I'm the newest one don't worry, and I love all of you jackboxers with no exceptions
My dad made another joke today about how disappointed other dads must be in their faggot sons...Haha...I am never coming out...Said Asriel
>>571079820But everyone loves Me, he hosts Jackbox and doesn't afraid of anything
>>571079990bro...
You know who else looks like the knight?
>>571079754>>571079820you're both wrong because i don't have a least favorite, i like all my jackbox friends
>>571080013oh, you!
>>571079990ignore him
>>571080094MY MOM!
>>571079990Sorry Asriel that cant be easy
/utg/ schedule for those who need to know (in CST, change to your timezone accordingly)>12:00AM-7:00AMGraveyard shift of "uwu" goatposters and a few other random Europeans>7:00AM-4:00PMLolicons/Shotacons, /v/pol, Twitter screencap posters, and generally unpleasant people who tell you to "go back" somewhere>4:00PM-6:00PMDesignated argument time about Kris' gender>6:00PM-12:00AMOnly time period where actual good posts from drawfags and jackboxers might happen, but sometimes Gender Time bleeds over. Please understand when this occurs.
>>571079990My dad who is recently divorced and had his birthday on Monday, just texted me asking me to ask my sister if she's okay because she and her girlfriend apparently don't respond to his texts anymore and she didn't reach out about his birthday.
>>571079990Asgore wouldn't say that, Asriel is just attention seeking online
>>571080146ilu2
>>571080212Lmao
>>571069425wrow
Using charas ponytail as a handlebar
this is my attempt at goat m!chara but goatdoes it need work
>>571080218>sometimes Gender Time bleeds overJust like how "sometimes" women "bleed over" my couch. How inconsiderate!
>>571063660The tourists really don't know about "negrotown", uh? Toby has always been a "dark woke" chuddie, just like how OG 4chan was. All touhoufags are chuds, no exceptions.
At least they're progressive enough to call The Knight by them/them instead of it/it's (besides Ralsei)
>>571080218All times and posts are goat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH78j1t2INg
>>571080218>"uwu" goatposters and a few other random Europeansbest hours btw :)
25 filtered posts
>>571080419it was so embarrassing when people kept lusting over this webm when it first came out
>>571079264Hugs, cuddles, maybe even snuggles.
>>571080491The girl is cute, but the whole "woman who beats you" joke has become so overplayed that it's difficult to stomach.
Gender Pronoun Armageddon (Change! Gender Pronoun: The Last Cis of the World)This is fucking nothing
>>571079990lmao
>>571080419
Entry 17 might not be gaster
I never got the whole men attracted to bossy women stepping on them and smacking them aroundWomen should be the ones getting dominated
>>571080419>negrotownWhat the hell are you on about man. All I get searching this is a Key & Peele sketch.
Gaster entered 17 year old Alphys
>>571079990joshua, this is your father. you've been a very naughty boy. come to my room. now.
>>571080615Its not a joke its super fucking hot.
>>571080750I don't want a woman to step on me, I want a woman to tug my collar and rub my hair while I eat her out.
>>571080732Who the hell else could it possibly be
>>571080615"Step on me mommy" was only funny for the first year it became a thing, after that it got spammed to hell and back and now it's only funny depending on how it's done and who does it
>>571080750It's for shy losers who want sexual experiences to "happen to them" rather than have to participate in it. Same goes for downstream fetishes like vore
>>571080850AlphysAsgoremultiple characters we haven’t met yetSans
>>571080750men should be gently tied down to the bed so i can lovingly tease and edge them for hours while they whimper and squirm beneath my soft touch. thats what toriel said to sans within the first 10 minutes of their first meeting
>>571079990he kinda tried to bait you out with that comment btwyou cannot break his heart but you cannot suppress it either, so you must choose the inbetween option: be bisexual or get a beard
>>571080951But why are they speaking in hands and going E O E O E O E O and 666
>>571062556new whiteboard city come visit the statue of favertyhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25842196-7793-1888https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25842196-7793-1888https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25842196-7793-1888
/utg/ schedule for those who need to know (in CST, change to your timezone accordingly)>12:00AM-7:00AMgoatposting>7:00AM-4:00PMgoatposting>4:00PM-6:00PMgoatposting>6:00PM-12:00AMgoatposting
>>571080951All of these characters are well known for speaking in the wingding font
>>571079264
>fraudboxersstop trying to meme this so hard jackboxers do nothing for the thread
>>571080785I got a /v/ thread that has probably the exact same poster you're talking to saying that Toby "got away with" saying "underground railroad to negrotown" so it's probably just some Kiwifarms devstalker guy trying to "gotcha" Toby for being an edgy 16 year old in the 2000s like we all were
>>571081079the terminal might have been corrupted, explaining the broken computer noises when it plays and why the font changed
>>571081081sorry man the wrestling streams were just bad
>there is poop inmy pants>there is poop inmy pants>there is poop inmy pants>there is poop inmy pants
I remember the time when chapters 3-4 came out and people cried that Fox hates his fans because he took Mike theories and made fun of them>Why do modern devs hate their fanbase so much?>What wen wrong?
>>571063660the words 'tourist', 'chud' and 'larper' are all horrific abominations of the english language and i think it would be better off if world war 3 happened right about now
>>571081051Biblically accurate /utg/
>>571081219i think the only people that get bothered by them are the ones they apply to
>>571080989I wish I was Sans so fucking bad.
>>571081219...Tourist is an actual word, anon.
>>571006392It's kind of true. There are some things where they play it really safe for the translation, but across the entire game they do alot to make it sound natural in Japanese. Like pic related instead of この先輩である僕, The little old me became あげよう the official english. Or the frogs in japanese get the ケロ speech quirk. There's a lot of stuff of like that. The "literal translation" is very much the exception.
>>571081173Finally a good post.
my cat is insisting i open the front door when the back door is literally open, is he retarded?
>>571081176That was unironically an autism issue, not being able to comprehend that the parodies were loving.
>>571081291is this even a utdr character
what stats would chara invest inthe real knife giving massive attack and the heart locket giving massive defense makes me think i should put all my points into dex (increases knife damage) and vitality (health)or would chara want all points into vitality, so they could never be hurtor all points into dex for the biggest damage and super high crit rate
>>571080982>>571081025lmao
>>571081154Oh, it's the wrong number!The wrong number song!We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!Oh, it's the wrong number!The wrong number song!We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!
I would give my life to protect the cute little TV creatures
>>571081313these words are used by both sides of the political spectrum and make people retarded>>571081349and it has been ruined
I wonder what the flesh of TV creatures taste likeold plastic perhaps
>>571081176This will happen again when he makes fun of Apple Girlington by introducing Girl Mike
>>571081173Sit on it.
>>571076594muffet the best silhouette and design of anything ever
>>571081427max damage build i'm guessing
>>571081219Tourist comes from how rest of the world sees americans as a loud, obnoxious idiots who have no respect for culture of the place they are visiting.
>>571081427>>571080405YOURLONG
We were cheated out of a purple soul fight
>>571081420Yeah it's just light world Ralsei.
>>571081619it's a good one
>>571081465me too
>>571081369He wants you to check if its safe first
does anyone still believe in the friend inside me secret boss
>>571081527Tennanimals are NOT for eating!
>>571081719Cowboy Mike is technically a secret boss
>>571081719no but a fandom meme so it gets to stay
>>571081719I WILL NEVER DIE
>>571081582yeah you're probably right, putting everything into dex for canon chara>>571081645i'd actually like the arms to be thinner but that's not possible
Man Chapter 2 just drags.I’m not looking forward to Chapter 3’s non-board minigames either.
>>571081619When people here call you a "tourist" for shitting on chuds, and to them "4chan culture" just means "I say edgy shit for the sake of being edgy", I can tell you I have zero respect for that kind of "established 4chan culture" and it can go to hell and rot in the 2000s. And if someone gets mad about that then maybe they're an old fuck that needs to get over the past.
>>571081980atlyss is built for fatassed wobblebeasts and trying to make anything else is an uphill battle
>>571080750Not one-to-one with the tactless sinners but to me it's just hot as fuck imaging fave being selfish/indulgent (to both the dick and heart). Whether its being rough with my face, enjoying how I squirm when I'm sensitive and she wants to keep going, just being at her mercy while trusting her to not do too much harm.
gaster didn’t write entry 17gaster is not the mystery man spritegaster is not the narrator at the start of deltarunegaster is not on twittergaster didn’t talk to jevil, or spamton, or friend, or the knightgaster isn’t on the phone when you try and make a call in the dark worldgaster is not in the shelter gaster is not behind the tree
>>571081173screaming ape theory confirmed
I found this weird thing online, whatever it's supposed to be but I think Tenna would look really hot in it
Kris with a ponytail
>>571082115i am coping and seething
>>571082040They call you a tourist because you sperg out about le heckin chuds anon.If you just didn’t do that nobody would care that you’re gay or whatever.
>>571082157SH movie pyramid head tenna
>>571082157ooh he would be sexy in that
>>571082223I would be too if I was a gaster believer
>>571082157Men can look really hot in skirtt. faggot.
>>571082157well hello there
Durag Johnson is a myth
>>571082157He's like the lower half of a samurai but made out of the wrong material for it.
>>571082040Who hurt you?
Gaster wrote entry 67 and It's a detailed description about Mettaton's pussy.Said Shigesato Itoi in an untranslated japanese interview
>>571082040Youre a loser if you whine about 4chan culture on 4chan
>>571082081i can respect someone not caring about hiding their fetishbut it would be nice if you had options
>>571082040TRVKE
Hello again anons! How are you all?Translation is progressing smoothly, and Weirdsei has even managed to replicate most funnytext sprites.
The only reason I believe in Friend and Gaster being important is because the Knight is lame and I want a new villain.
>>571081427My headcanon was that Chara would've been prioritizing damage most of all in one of two ways, though can be game dependent.>STR (generic, doesn't seem to apply to your furry ARPG)Biggest sword for biggest damage in one singular slash, if she can tank nice side benefit but otherwise, slam a slab of steel like they're Guts.>DEX (generic)Maximumest DPS with the idea the dodging can overcome the frailty, a glass cannon that ends fight faster than the previous build.
>>571082217
MEXICANS ARE DIGGING UP MY FRONT YARDTHEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOCKSCREAMED TORIEL IN ABJECT TERROR
Bald Kris
>>571082489big if true
>>571072759Lancer is the most obvious backbling ever
>>571082669
I think it's really cute when he brings out his claws
>>571082549Looks great, keep up the good work.It captures the heart and soul of the original. Toby's vision, if you will.
>>571082632Kris getting ready for their first date (with me).
Sans has the most white boy personality in the world so it's funny seeing him being drawn as a black human
>>571082549Translator's Note: "Café" means "Coffee"
>>571082669>>571082774The Norwood Knight.
>>571082619sadly strength doesn't boost knife damage, and it's not like i can play chara without knives
Rudy is in on the conspiracy
>>571082798Who’s the artist of these?
>>571082825Toby is incapable of writing black characters, yet we still sit here and pretend he isn't racist
>>571082774fucking KEK
Bald Fred
>>571082774It's genetic (Kris' dad is James Rolfe)
>>571082786Yeah I love those moments
>>571082939brain-d0ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDiRV4oHms
>>571082217>Kris with a ponytailKris could've been so sexy...
>>571082632ozempic susie
>>571082924He won't let them take his bodily fluids
I genuinely expect Carol to be in a Dark World in Chapter 5
the Dreemurrs are obviously black
>>571083281>>571083281>>571083281bread
Drugs and drug users should be burned away in an all-consuming fireStated Asgore, matter-of-factly
>>571083065Now THIS is a Hochi Mama.
>>571083283I'd be surprised if she wasn't because all these pieces need to actually start doing shit before we get to the endgame
>>571083167HOO HA HUU
>>571082948Toby knows that if he tried to write a token minority character they would end up being a racist caricature. That's why Frisk and Kris don't have any lines.
>>571083289Asgore is strong, noble and loyal to his peopleToriel is kind, quiet and caring to a faultthey could literally never be black
Susie you can't say that on TV, you're not in spain!
>>571083448thats pretty clever
>>571068094Strawberry watermelon lemon ice
>>571080382what ponytail
