https://pastebin.com/ZRTZV0XM
sharing one brain cell
>>571076886watching patchouli's body jiggle while i'm going in with my jr
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556185975/#556852274https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556830496/#q556858404https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542692024/#542947229https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/543088578/#543268467https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553753906/#553870286https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/554619760/#554633056Tagslop shit-eater slaughterhouse
Ok what is the most NON-beginner friendly character in fighting games? Who requires you to lab for 50 hours before you can do a basic neutral option? Who has to play different for every matchup? I want depth.
>>571077542Carl
>>571077492You forgot to add funniest linkhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/ZDzoqghrOQTusT9Bq1HlLw/
>>571076886Too fat
>>571078063yet still out of your league
>>571077542Kyo is so cool
2xkuso fags must disappear alongside their piece of shit game
YOU MUST DIE BY MY HAND
*snap* *snip* *snap* I love 2XKO now. You did well my lone soldier time to bring your loyal services into retirement
>>571078452how Frieza feels about the Saiyans is how i feel about 2xko players
My disciples would never act like that. Go spread Rooflemongers lies you scum
pumpin'
>>571079101IT WAS LAIN
>>571079101issa lain
>>571079101post the edits of cheez getting cucked by chrisg
the claytonposting sometimes makes me wonder if he actually does post here
>>571079815you think that nigga has anything better to do? of course he posts here
>>571079815he does. he's the biggest 2xko shill. I'm sensing his presence
You: "Zoners and up-back are too strong!" Also you: "PLZ buff defensive options!"Lmao. Its insane how much 2XKO has exposed the idiots of the FGC (which seems to be the majority after the post-DBFZ/Strive surge).2XKO is the least sloppy and most neutral intense of all the major modern fighters.Slop Fighter 6 is a literal coin flip in the corner. Drekken 8 is even worse. And for most of its life Strive has been a 2 touch game.Go watch the EVO Justin Wong MvC2 comeback clip (the one with Cyclops). You'll notice (if you're capable of paying attention) that theres constant up-backing, projectile shooting, and assist calling (wierd how that describes the complaints so many have about 2xko) . A beautiful dance in nuetral.Now days it "DR->cr.MK and Throw Loop The Game" dominating charts because the sad truth is most people are slop eaters."I swear you will be free of car crash nuetral" - Supernoon dropping a truth nuke about the superiority of 2XKO's gameplay.
>>571079815he doesn't just post here, he posts everywhere he used to post in ggghe always types the same way while pretending to be someone else
>>571080139nobody will ever listen to you 2xko lower life forms
Tukoers I am here home, literally all day, and staying up late. Can I please get a set at some point please. If I get no response I will never ask again and have learned my lesson
>>571080337darius-kun wanted to play with you twice already
>>571080337i got 40 minutes, post lobby code
>>571079815he doeshttps://youtu.be/sKeJcVe6wTk
>>571080461??? I saw someone ask at literally 2am a couple days ago I workdays like normal humans I cannot do that unfortunately. I've asked on a weekend
>>571080958>>571080525
>>571081016Yes I'll play him
>>571081221make a lobby?
>>571077542Dio Brando
Yasmine looks like the first fully AI generated SF character
Chipotleback Slam finals tomorrow 3pm PT
>>571081221ok i will make the lobby then. npc8fmski'll wait ten minutes
>>571081335He said 40 minutes. But I'm here anyway typj2dzf
Why does senna sound like a grocery store auntie in tuko?
>>571082940game's va is mostly awful
>>571082940being able to choose dub language per character would fix her. french sounds cute japanese is a tomboyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5_4ulg99j8
2XKO is speed chess except there's a second board you have to keep track off while your hands are scissors. In a fun way
Send all 2XKO players to CECOT
>>571084862wait till I dumped my new ahris
post this yasmine
>>571084687She's practicing sucking on my 3 incher btw
Ai didn't take your job No one was going to hire you clowns to begin with This is like a meth addicted redneck claiming Mexicans took his job when no one wants him near their toilet
>implying i want to be a wageslave
>>571077542Zato-1 any Guilty.
>>571086742Even Missing Link?
>>571076886HOOOOOOOOLY
had a 12 hour nap and now im up to post with my /fgg/ bros. the next however many decades of my life is looking great
>>571087267>>571086490If you don't work a job you're a leech on the rest of us. We pay you to live. You're our slave
Wanna be a shota getting groomed by Ahri ngl...
niggas spamming ahri like they accomplished anything with her
>>571088176we all get groomed by her in ranked
Invincible Vs added some boring looking green bitch and no one's talking about her.Thank God we came together to send this game to its early grave. Let's do the same for 2XKO.In the name of the good green bitch Shulkie.
>>571087963I don't leech, though. I make my own money. Now, go back to work or you'll get fired, slave, your break is over.
>>571088176I want to see a parody scenario where Ms Ahri leads a cute non deflowered young-in off the battle lanes into some bushes off the planes of the map and her ingame info doesn't show up on the team score board even after the match has ended to illustrate how much "fun" she was having the cute shota
>>571088176>>571088821pumpin
>>571088985you wanna put all your eggs into Disney's Strive basket? Preserving slime & heat free options a good thing. Did so much right lately give in your instilled hatred already.
>>571088985background character material
>>571090582looks alrightwonder if they're gonna ever remake chuns model. its level of quality is so far behind everyone else
>>571090663You guys keep trying to force this meme fox bitch like there is any kind of sauce to herAhri is the most industry plant ass waifu I've ever seen. I don't care how many Riot shills they pay to astroturf this fake demand for this fox bitch she just isn't that hot. Like a clear plastic pre-production barbie doll.
Yasmine is corny asf but people like corny shy bitches, so y'all won.
>>571090582>looks fantastic 2d>3d model looks alright Yasmine has a great design among the SF6 female newcomers. Filipinas....
>>571090582>>571091640"RyuGPT, generate me a female Street Fighter protagonist"
how many sales will this translate to in the phillipines? can we expect an indonesian character in the next pass?
>>571091640>brings knife to street fight (not a criminal like cody)>fights with knife but cuts herself>shy but shows cleavage>likes: family, eatingGawdlike design
>>571092045>>571091476>>571088985U mad? Show your girls if you're so great.
max dood played thresh 3 days in a row
>>571091476Sigh....Does every single girl need a huge juicy ghetto booty to satisfy you mutants???;!!!?
>>571090582Netflix's street fighter?Since when do they use the f word in Street Fighter?
>>571093024Feast your eyes.
I play emma frost in rivals. Huge juicy ghetto booty is a must.
>>571076886Fatchouli rewired my brain. I can't go back to non-chubby anime girls after her.
>>571094369HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
They just dont make games like they used to... i miss sf4, i miss sfv, i miss dbfz, i miss xrd, i miss umvc3
Does Blades and Breasts have a girl with an o block donk?
>>571094876we have avatar blasterz soon
>>571094876come play tuko lil bro
Cris is a better character designer than PJ
>>571095157Signed, Cris
>>571094876Dbfz is still being played.With rollback
>>571094876All of these games were objectively shit, to be honest. They were just not as bad as what we have right now.
I would play blades and beasts if it had a fat nerdy librarian girl with big tits like patchouli
i would play any of these games if they had a big buff guy with huge pecs
>>571091476you're right about Ahri being bland but she's not astroturfed. people genuinely like her that much. I'm pretty sure she's #1 for League r34 I don't know why either but it is what it is
>reading vsav pages again, see notable players section>She is>She>She>They>VSav Mama>she's>she isglad I never picked up this shit
>>571094876For me its bbcf and kof xiii
>>571095513>>571094921He made a character just for you people
I remember the spirit blossom event being absurdly kino back in the day. Good skins and a soulful dating sim type event with league characters, made me like Ahri alot, and her spirit blossom skin was great. Shame they never did another like it, fuck Riot
>>571096437frankly all of their games would get a huge popularity boost simply by adding dating sim elements"reach mastery milestones to unlock scenes where your champ is like "hey let's go hang out"" would be such an easy slam dunk
>>571096331Chat, what do the moonrunes say?
Rivals of Aether did a dating Sim and y'all said it was weird But now 2xko needs one?Ludwig was right....
>>571096605mastery chroma wasted slot compared to unlocking marriage
>>571094876i still can't believe dbfz got patched out of being fun, worst fate possible. at least the other ones are still playable if you have someone interested to try them with
>>571097103not only would it humanize the chars and make them more than just "a function" for people who don't go out of their way to look up lore, it would also be permanently available instead of limited time only. if you missed the ruination event or the spirit blossom event, you just never get to experience it without watching on youtube.
>>571097186watching it happen live was so insane man they just kept adding more and more bullshit
>>571096321>>571094876They added rollback to half of these Why aren't you playing?
Shit on ultra and fa all you want but those were better system mechanics than literally anything other gimmick mechanic sf has ever come up with
>>571097441shut it, troon
>>571096437>>571096605spirit blossom was kino and lightning in a bottle I think they fired the people who came up with it, then the suits keep trying to force a repeat for the next events then they released more spirit blossom but it wasn't the same thing
I CAN'T PLAY MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE LATEST FLAVOR OF THE WEEK GARBAGE THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING MARKETED TO ME ANYMORE
>>571097441Theyre dead games so its pretty pointless
member invincible vs?
>>571096661Yes. The Japanese text at the top reads:名前:賢者グレーテル種族:リス武器:ヘルシャフト(ヴォルヴァ、魔法の鉄の杖)Translation:Name: Sage Gretel (or Wise One Gretel)Race/Species: SquirrelWeapon: Hellshaft (Völva, a magical iron staff)A bit more nuance:賢者 (kenja) literally means "sage," "wise person," or "wizard-like scholar."リス (risu) is the standard Japanese word for squirrel.ヘルシャフト (Herushafuto) is a stylized fantasy name rendered as Hellshaft (or possibly Hellschaft, depending on the creator's intended romanization).ヴォルヴァ (voruva) is almost certainly Völva, the Norse term for a seeress or sorceress.魔法の鉄の杖 (mahō no tetsu no tsue) means "magical iron staff" or "magic iron rod."So a natural English localization might be:Name: Sage GretelSpecies: SquirrelWeapon: Hellshaft (Völva, a magical iron staff)The character design also reinforces the squirrel race: the large striped tail and the tail-pattern reference on the left side of the sheet.
>>571095904I don't know these posts trying to get people to simp for her by showing off fanart of her non-canon tits seems pretty astroturfed to me.She's the bland rice gruel of waifus.My GigaMaidens, even if they don't matter much to anyone else, they nourish and ravish me. They are a perfectly cooked steak made to my exact specifications. Some people don't like steak that's pink, but whatever, they're not my people. I don't get why you'd willingly choose such bland food like Ahri if you don't want to or have to. There's way better, way more fappable girls across fighting games and you're showing us this rice paddy shit like there's anything there for us.
>>571097932...how is dbfz dead?
>>571097676I remember when they said they were doing a VN type star guardian event and I was fucking hype, star guardian Ahri is my most used skin for Ahri, love her look and personality in that. Just for the event to not have any of the dating sim kino and just be you playing as kaisa. Could've dated SG Ahri but nope
>>571098369They havent added anything worthwhile to the game in ages
>>571098342>My GigaMaidens, even if they don't matter much to anyone else, they nourish and ravish meobviously people have a lot of personal connection to their own characters. i'm happy for you that you enjoy your work so much
When are they going to nerf this fox bitch man
>>571098913She's a goddess nigga
>>571098913more wristslaps? a monthactual nerfs that make her fair? never
I CAN'T PLAY MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN UNFINISHED PIECE OF SHIT ANYMORE!
Most games that have content and a story are like 50 bucks then have a dlc and you get maybe 20 hours out of them. And its the same for fighting games, why would they be any different. I never understood the FOREVER GAME meme, felt like zoomer bs to me.
>>571096437GOD DAMN
gamers be like uhmmmmm i want to get my money's worth but i would never ever ever play a fighting game
Chess is a forever game and boomers love it....
new shuckle just droppedis she spitting?
>>571099374i think she needs to play tukobeing endlessly mindbroken about how dogshit sf6 is and always will be is not productive
Once youre good at fighting games, which doesnt take long, learning a new fighting game doesnt take long. You binge the story, you go online after labbing a bit, but basically its all the same fish for a combo or a knock down do mixup or some setplay or anticipate a reversal block and punish reset to neutral start all over, mash lights on block never be minus like how the fuck long do you think thats entertaining without dlc to keep it fresh? If you can get much more than maybe 100 hours out of the game, youre clinically retarded.
stop jacking off to evil asian foxes
>GRIND GRIND GRIND>MY WHOLE LIFE IS GRIND>42069 HOURS IN THE SALT MINES AND NOT A SINGLE THING TO SHOW FOR IT>0 HOURS CLOCKED IN SINGLE PLAYER, ALL OF THEM IN RANKED OR IN TRAINING>I CAN'T WIN MY PLACEMENT MATCHES TO GET OUT OF PORCELAIN TURD RANK EVEN THOUGH I DID LITERALLY EVERYTHING RIGHT. >I TURNED GREEN BEFORE MY OPPONENT. I PUT THEM IN THE CORNER. I MADE ONE MISTAKE AND COIN FLIPPED FOR MY LIFE AND LOST ALL MY BP PROGRESS>HOW LONG UNTIL I START HAVING FUN?
Could never tell if Ahri was a slut or not.
>>571099568Also mash lights to abare fighting games are DEEP MAN YOU CAN PUT SO MANY HOURS INTO THEM HAHAHAHAHAYou fucking retards disgust me
>>571099668virgin whore trope
>>571099718>>571099568>>571099647>Tales from Bronze LMAOOOO @ this Lil TimTim.
>>571099594We love evil women here, yung brappa.
not by the hair of my timmy tim tim
>>571099668She's a virgin
IT TAKES THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF GRINDING TO LEARN BUTTON BUTTON SUPER
What was supposedly scrubby about sf4, why is 3s "good" or "better". Isnt 3 way more mechanic spammy than 4?
>>571079815>>571079871>>571080178>>571080646Nice projecting Roof. Rather see Clayton posts than other people. At least he does cool shit.
Sfg: Evo is gonna be crazy. Can't wait to see how it goes Fgg: TIME TO JUICE MY JUNIOR TO ANIMALS AND/OR LITTLE GIRLS TODAY, FELLOW RUFFIANS WOW You guys are sick
>>571101859sfg pedoniggas were jacking it to 17 year old Ingrid porn
>>571102543Problem nigga?
TIME TO JUICE MY JUNIOR TO ANIMALS AND/OR LITTLE GIRLS TODAY, FELLOW RUFFIANS
Evo isnt this weekend?
i juice my jr to morrigan creepshots
>>571103752no it's father's day.
>>571104383>>>/gif/30797774
>>571102784Holy...
I really like thresh but I cant for the life of me choose who to pair with him. Jinx is fun but I don't look forward to getting turboraped by ahri, ekko, and akali, yasuo seems really cool and some thresh yasuo combos seem crazy, and i feel barely much for braum but he arguably has the best synergy for thresh in the game. Halp
Imagine if every street fighter pass was just based on flavor of the month internet women>Season 5: Tall short haired Kazahk tomboy
>>571105159Darius
>>571105405finna sniffmain that blonde ice-skating american slut
I say nigga even doe I'm white why is it such a funny word?
next patch certainly
I think it's actually pretty cool some people are trying to discuss 2XKO
half the Thresh concept designs were gay porn lol https://old.reddit.com/r/2XKO/comments/1u9ep4t/thresh_design_explorations_by_nexzerker/
>>571104772HOOOOOOOOOOLY I need Ahri to get a BBL to look like THAT DAMN
>>571106101i don't get it, what is gay about those designs? i guess the one where what looks like the shirt ends at his pecs technically shows a lot of skin but calling it a fanservicey design seems like a stretch. the rest seem pretty normal?
>>571105826HOOOOOLYMy BBC jr finna explode at this rate.Fg bitches in jive used to be this meaty.
>>571106228there was a BBL thread on gif one time I gooned
>>571105795She keeps making people seethe, she's asking for it
Does anyone remember that one Smash Bros YouTuber who constantly bitched about certain characters getting in Smash 4 (I remember Ryu being a huge target of his) and then later, he was arrested for being a nonce after being caught in an online sting? I remember being a whole video documentary about him on YouTube, but I can't remember his name. Mind you, this happened before Smash players being nonces became a meme, so it was pretty rare at the time. Does anyone know what I'm talking about or am I hallucinating false memories?I can vividly remember the guy doing the documentary on this guy being extremely visceral about what he did especially toward the end.
>>571106578Jive was so based, every girl was thicc as fuck. Now we got....................Yasmine
>>571107250Holy....
Why do larpers shit on sf4 so much?
>>571107250for me it's the sideboob
>>571107250
SFV....was something so great
>>571107250>>571108548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aATSUKu0jI
>>571108949I miss jive...
>>571108949But now we got..............Yasmine.............with safe baggy clothes and safety spats so you can't see anything
Leonardo Raphael Michaelangelo Donatello Y'all really paid 100 dollars for nigga turtles
>>571108949SF5, where men are men and women are women (a damn fine arrangement)SF6, where... ugh. Manon.
>>571105826I need to boot up Rivals and buy this skin.
do people actually play singleplayer content in fighting games? i only two modes i use are training and online. i never cared for arcade modes.
"people"
>>571113918single player in post cps3 fighting games have never been and never will be fun. cps2 era fgs were so quick and arcadey that a mode like a3s world tour would naturally be fun, imagine having a world tour mode like that in dix? or even jive/4? it would be boring as fuck. niggas just gotta accept this and stop trying to make that bullshit work
who you rooting for
>>571115332angel of course
>>571113918You're a competitive FGC gamer.You're not people.People like games that are fun.
>>571115332Tacos and burritos are infinitely better than bulgogi and kimchi
Everybody dropped senna already in tns, she might get the reward for the first release that doesn't make top 8 of the big tournament after the character release
>>571115332post this in the /sp/ thread
>>571116804>open TNS >Ekko Illaoi mirror
i only found out that slime fighter has a new champion from clayton posting it
>>571117215>a new championYou mean a newcomer?
I'm grub brained, I reached Emerald 3 in 2xko without ever using the active tag for pressure, which seems to be the most broken thing in that game seeing how Freestyle is the best fuse just because it lets you do it twice. I only won through throws and whiff punishes. Though throws in this game also lead into 50% combos lol
>>571109161>safety spatsJive already had that tho. Hell, SF4 gave Elena’s school uniform spats
GIVE IT UP FOR 10 YEARS OF SLIME MASHING WOOOOOOOOO
>>571118148Not the same, showed way more and the girls had fat asses. Yasmine safety spats go down to her fucking knees. With a long skirt and hoodie around the waist to block you from seeing
nobody really wants to discuss the green slime elephant in the room that sf6 is unironically propped up by the vtuber fandom the fgc doesn't want to admit that things are that bleak
>>571118879sniffy licky
I'm sorry but all 3d SF games look like ass in their own way
but enough about 3d snk games
>>571118879pumpin
>>571116804Just play other games if all you want is swimsuitsRiot wont even do real ones
snk games lost their "aura" as the kids sayt. clayton
>>571120714Luna and Mantis for me
SNK was NEVER the same after metal slug 3 the company literally died after that game and was zombified after you can tell with the huge "le fell off" with metal slug 4
>>571120714tsukame praido
tuff
How about something simpler: SNK games dont look goodLike seriously. Look at SamSho. Just EWWWW. If Darli Dagger looked even 1/3 as good as her art, I'd have picked up a copy of SamSho and mashed for a few weeks at least.
>>571118029in low ranks you really can get by on general fg knowledge, it's gonna get harder but you can play what you want indefinitely as long as you ain't actively shooting for challengor
I'm watching 2xko on TNSI'm sorry but this game is so kuso lol it's insane
>>571123753Careful. You'll send timmy into a frenzy saying that.
I wish we could get a long meandering ranter type schizo like grasping1 in /fgg/