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>>571112769Anal robot
The
>>571112886the wife the wife and the wife
>>571112850Cassidy's husband
>>571112872he didnt post orisa dumbass
>>571112996>those facesFaggets really gotta scrape the bottom of the barrel for art
>>571112850I wish gay men were real.
>>571112886Delete this outdated pic
ramattra my beloved
>>571113079only when it comes to non-Japanese IPs ;)
at similar skill level, do you have more impact with cheese dps like tracer or with cheese tanks like ball
Blizzard saw Concord and said to themselves "We want some of that!"
>>571113606go back
>>571113439
>>571113532Always bet on Tank, baby!
>>571112996They're cute together.
>>571113532Wrecking Ball consistently has a higher winrate especially in low ranks
Juno T(h)eo Minh
>>571113079Still better than the cringe yuri trash
>>571113661>go back
>>571113606They honestly need to delete this disgusting creature
Would you?
Reclining my airplane seat and kiriko making angry gaijin posts on x
>>571113532Tank is the only role with impact
Delete Genji, Doomfist, Zarya, Ball, Mauga and Roadog
>>571114043The GigaStacy Shion would most likely just slit your throat for doing that, possibly even ride your dick while your body death spasms
>>571113859I’d rather have Sombra Lucy
>>571112886iconic trio
>>571113859only if i can get juno rebecca
>>571114504I’d be insufferable if they ever added Becca to this game
>>571113859>shion's kit often has you see her from behind in third personYes.
How does Shion clean the cum out of herself?
>>571114504too old
the
>>571114919Cute the’s
>>571114863She has lower-ranked females in the clan eat out her creampies.
https://www.tiktok.com/@screvwedJust got destroyed by this hottie on hamster ball she shilled her stream on tiktok after. I am silver btw
good night
for me, it's shion
>>571115284This has nothing to do with Overwatch
guys i played after a while and this girl in my team spawned a bike to move faster around the map. is this a new kind of cosmetic? can't find bikes in any menu
>>571113606maybe if you keep posting it this time someone will bite bro
>>571116573nah that's just kiriko
>>571114504It's gonna be venture becca I'm afraid
>>571115284queen of spades
Give me ideas for memes to make
>>571116865korean men are fucking pathetic lmao
>>571116857tugging
>>571116775venchabros we can't stop winning (ignore >>571113606)
>>571113606nigga, you gay.
>>571117426I don't get it
I hate fika so much it's unreal
>>571117504Probably implying that Dva is a yapper and Sombra “Nerfed” her with the tape shutting her up. also the World Cup is on and Mexico just beat S. Korea
>>571116865We need another “Thing :/ Thing Japan :O” meme about Overwatch
>>571113606i'll be on hunger strike till blizz fixes their hair
>>571118817I literally have no idea how they could have made it look worse
unironically why cant you forfeit? every game is over within the first two minutes and if you say otherwise you are coping
>>571119236i think you're just bad
>>571119236you sound like you're on a lot of avoid lists
>>571119236skill issue
>>571101725
>>571119236People replying to this say gg at the end of games where they roll over niggers in 5 mins.
went like 40/5 with haz so i'm gonna stop playing because i know the matchmaker's gonna punish me for the next 20 games
>>571119236You can just quit you dumb nigga
>>571119236You are the problem
>backfills me into an ass rape game>suspends me when I leave
>>571120024problem?
>>571120024>get backfilled into a nepal qp game after the first round ends and the tank leaves>go 26-0 and winfeels good to be a hero sometimes
>>571120024Do better
>>571120024Plays "Free" gamerefuses to own up to the consequences of that
>>571116293It does cause she was playing overwatch and destroyed us
>>571119880not my problem fix mm it wasnt this shit in ow1
>>571120248I experience close games with unknown results until near the end all the time and even comeback games. I imagine that wouldn't happen much if I was like you though
>>571120135When you get more kills in 30 seconds than the rest of the team got in 5 minutes and realize why the other person left
>>571120135based only constanter
>>571120394k
rivals won summer again, I hate to say
>>571121005rivals won the "worst hero shooter" award and that's it I'm afraid
>>571119674
>got the best freja skin from a boxI knew my patience would pay off
>>571121005Many are saying this.
>>571120540the funny part is that the team I got filled into was actually pretty good. over the next two rounds they only died like once or twice each which makes me wonder how bad the previous tank was
Hana NO!https://x.com/aphy3d/status/2067694493831246327
>>571121697Hana is so cheap, at least Olivia took a whole briefcase of cash.
>its another dps shooting at the tank the whole game episode
>>571121697
Why do all the brown characters perform so well?
what the fuck is an heroic endorsement.
>>571121281I found that one but I'm never playing Freja
My legendary lootbox gave me jack shit.
>>571122245cringe, she's meant to be milfy
>>571121827she knows her worth
>>571114504
>>571122586put him in becca's underwear and we're in business
why do the enemy ana ALWAYS fucking lands the dart on me, this shit is rigged.the anas on my team never do a single fucking thing.
gn jacks
>>571121937Do they?
>>571121937None of the most meta characters right now are the brown ones actually in either professional league play or ranked, except for Pharah and Reaper and Sojourn, unless you count the east asians as brown
Anyone who actively picks New Junk City needs to fucking kill themselves.
>>571122713Are you playing a character who interacts with Ana's cooldowns in a battle of wits like Winston or are you playing a character who preys not to get raped like Mauga
>>571122884Good Night Jack Morrison
when are you supposed to use juno ult?
>>571123069I play junker queen I try to do anything and ana just fucking darts meI play EchoI try to gank anyone, kiriko and ana just fucking gang up on me.This shit is unplayable.
>>571123005Say it in game
>>571123167anytime you want to easily win a team fight
>>571123167when you're 1hp panicking far away from your team
Happy Pride Month
>>571123167When the enemy has committed to a team fight and can't just back out and renegade after you use it
I have so much fun playing Jetpack Cat but every once in a while I play against a competent Cass/Ashe and want to kill myself
>>571123342tranny
>>571123261I vote New Junk and have chat disabled so it will fall on deaf ears
>>571122665>>571122828Sex with evil brown women!!!
>>571123502we don't sign our posts here.
>>571123232Sounds like you chase kills too hard. If you can make kiriko and ana use their long cooldowns and stay alive your shorter echo cooldpwns will be usable before theirs are back. Not to mention they can't use those cooldowns against your teammates in the meantime. A big part of enjoying this game is learning to be satisfied with plays that don't get kills. There's only 5 enemies anyway so it's fun to stretch it out and shoot some more
>>571122321i'm up to 16/20 for my guaranteed legendary in the regular lootbox. I'm holding out for my dream skin, the only one I want. Minotaur Rein
>>571123574She's not evil, she's just misunderstood.
Will Yuna be a The?
>>571122903God I bet her feet smell so good.
>>571123729point is, my team doesnt realize this and makes nothing with the fucking space and their supports not healing their tanks.
i think it's funny all the pharah va's basically lost the role because of the english one
Why the fuck do people NOT ban ana? and ban stupid shit like Sombra and Vendetta?
every game I play my (in plat) both teams all ban Sombra, then proceed to get ran through by a Hog or Diva. She isn't even good so why is she an auto ban?
>Shion has a perk that lets her get all the dps subrolesIs uh...is this not broken?
>>571124491>ana>play kiri/lw>sombra>have to constantly watch your back the entire gamegee anon, I wonder why
EPSTEIN AUTOBOT
>>571123167Try to get in the habit of only ulting when your torpedos are off cooldown. Orbital Ray + Torpedos will do like 110 damage to everyone you hit
>>571124543Not really, the only significant one you get out of it is sharpshooter since it affects dash and motorcycle.
>>571116647I litrally imagined this EXACT meme years ago after Genji got the whitewash skin (but it was Ashe with her tiger hunter skin)
>>571124543it's only worth it if you're already getting tons of kills, which means you probably don't need it
i really don't understand why mercy is still in the game and not on the priority list for rework when its genuinely like playing 4v5. thankfully people in my rank have finally started coming around to banning her at least.
>>571124353>point is, my team doesnt realize this and makes nothing with the fucking spaceIt's OK. Just keep up the pressure while timing your engagements with your teammates.>and their supports not healing their tanks.Sucks but on the bright side, if they are not healing their tank they are damaging someone or healing their DPS. If your supports want to pocket you take advantage of it, if they seem to not be healing you just play a really safe style and take advantage of the pressure they exert on the enemy elsewhere by either damage or healing the DPS. You just accept your team for what they are and play based on that. Zen mode
jose
>>571124543its not that good in practice
They spammed this back and forth for the whole round
>>571124491Supportoids and DPSoids who can’t aim do not care if you’re a tank or a flank DPS that gets fucked by nade and dart, they will selfishly ban stupid shit like Junkrat or Doomfist or Anran all the timeThe only reason to ban Sombra is that she’s incredibly annoying, that’s allMetalranks are hell
>>571124740can't remove rez cause it's her main gimmick (but jfc they've tried)can't raise her skill floor cause her braindead playerbase funds most of the game
>>571124951That's why I have text chat off
whats with this massive influx of legitimately new players on tank in qp gameslike fuck off. either match new player to new player or match them with bots if there arent enough
>>571124951only time i reply to shitters is when they die and spam thanks i spam you're welcome
So how do you play Shion and what situations do you use her ult? It seems you're meant to flank as her but she seems kinda squishy. Are you meant to use the bike as an escape? So far I've been playing her like McCree
>>571124951I don’t know how these people function in real life
>>571125345surely a veteran player like you is not in a rank where they put new players on tank bro?
I had no idea the music from the Persona 5 highlight intros continue to play on into the MVP voting screen. Pretty cool.
>>571125495>QP>rankReader diff
>>571125584hmmmm gee I wonder if you could've avoided this by not playing the mode that means nothing that you're meant to learn new things in then?
Cyberpunk collab and Shion gets this
>>571125403Use the bike to get from the spawn point to the team fight faster. While in a team fight, summon your bike and immediately launch it at the enemy, you’re guaranteed to hit something. Use the dash to evade. Spam your X-shot to secure a kill.
why are gm stacks allowed in quick play?
>>571125403Ult is like reaper but around corners. You can charge your execution then dash. Bike is for everything, escapes, initiation, finisher too.
>>571125903>>571125979That doesn't sound like flanking
>vs aggresive mauga>none of my fucking supports pick ana>they dont heal me either.gg I just fucking afk.
>>571125913cuz you get matched vs other stacks before it ever sets you against a non-stack, stack size is the first filter in matchmaking then it gets less picky as queue time drags on
>>571125703Don’t care if it’s QP, Comp, or Arcade. I want to win. I don’t care if you’re “trying out a Hero”, if you’re dogshit, then you’re a wanker and I’m reporting youSimple as
>>571126018youre a flanker not a diver or backliner
>>571125584your qp elo is low enough to get them reliably, still. so your rank is almost certainly silver at the highest.
>>571125826Unfortunately Blizzard doesn't seem keen on giving her custom models for her bike
>>571126090Is being bad a reportable offense?
>>571125949Shion mogs the basic same body bitches below.
>>571126090Just play comp, you did this to yourself you dumb nigger.
>>571126224Yes.>Gameplay sabotage>Intentionally feeding
>>571126224only if it's extremely obvious you're throwing, if you play mercy you're immune though.
>>571125495my qp games have been a mess todayI'm >>571070820ignoring the fact that Im not a veteran, I do hang out in diamond on all roles but qp is a mix of gold to gm players for me with some champ sprinkled in. but every now and then it throws in new players and its abysmal
>>571126090the system accounts for emotional children like yourself who spam reports, so you aren't achieving anything. you yourself have most likely gotten hundreds of them.
>>571125949>American companyWoke garbage>Chinese companyCoomer NirvanaTruly a West v. East situation.
>>571126394If that's true I wonder if my rare reports must be high priority. I basically only report for cheating if I suspect it which is almost never and throwing if it's classic mei wall/weaver grip type trolling but only if it's ranked.
>>571125949
>>571126394I’m happy to report that I regularly get ‘Your report has lead to actions taken’ messages from Blizzard regularly, so yes, I will continue to make Overwatch better be filtering out the shit players.
>>571126224It is punishable by public beheading, yes.
>>571126229designed by a gay furry btw
I cannot wait for all the toxic abusive rape porn of Shion and Mizuki to start being made.
Just admit it, you refuse to play stadium because it's too complex for your tiny monkey brain.
>>571126859I don't get how he knocked it out of the park with Shion but came up with Hazard
>>571126224i'm endorsement rank 5 and the moment someone complains about heals i stop using heals on them and make sure they see me in spectator cam where their corpse is, spam punch them if it's safe. no one has reported me for gameplay sabotage, they just start raging mostly.
>>571126958no vencha = no reason to play
>>571126958Oh shit they added doomfist to stadium I'm hoppin on.Also nice try baiting with a phone picture of a console version.....
>>571126980Kai Cheng designed Hazard and Vendetta. Shion is Nesskain's first hero design. He'll probably get to do more in the future based on the positive reception.
>>571126864Its coming
i'll never understand calling them goon skins in this world where women walk around in public in small underwear or skin tight clothes.
>>571126980Hazard just hasn't had anything interesting lore or skin wise. Since his intro he got nothing
>>571126958I don't play Stadium because Domina and Illari aren't in it.
>>571127036The Thuss
>team cannot deal with a fucking moira because they cannot aim>nobody dies despite me making the enourmous amounts of space why play ranked if you dont have hands?
>>571127265Holy shit I need those two middle designs
>>571127459i want that silver support title
>>571127265Please let him design a proper bara hero
>>571126864Also GenguAnd HanzoAnd Kiriko
>spend 3 minutes doing stadium draft>enemy gets to pick the same heroes as us anywaywhy does that phase exist?
>>571127459go peel for your team instead of "making space" that helps nobody
>>571127358Incels see a normal woman and call it goonbait
>>571127609Normal women ARE goonbait
anran is unplayable if the enemies have brains
>>571127843like a third of the roster, get in line
>>571127843positive winrate in Master I guess no one in this thread has brains
>>571127609i think its actually mostly leftists though. the same people who call dressing like a whore in public empowering. thats what confuses me.
>>571127962sybau polfag
>>571127962women love sexualizing themselves but only if men don't enjoy it
>>571128003i don't know what that means.>>571128004oh yeah i suppose because its videogames and we like them. actually, my gf gets very jealous of hot women in movies and tv so yeah.
>>571127605Sorry for actually fighting the fucking objective instead of missing shots
>>571127358they put frickin boobies on a robot! look at her ass! why doesn't she have an omnic face? we used to have monsters, gay men, and old women, now we have sexy childlike asian FUCKDOLLS! men? they are masturbating, and it has to end...
errrrrm why isn't anran an obese black woman?
Venture has actually made me hate troons and NBs even more. They could have stuck a literal bearded lady in the game and it would have been less obnoxious. No to mention the association with the latest shitty event
>>571128430orisa is already in the game
okay now I know why the drive was so easy for me to complete. i was definitely on winners queue and now i'm in losers queue. this is my longest loss streak in maybe a full year, coming right after maybe my longest win streak in a year.
AAAAAA
>tri stack of troons again on my team>all supports mains with cutesy profile pictures>last round one of them only had 3 elminations in the entire fucking attack round.and thats when I abandoned.
>trying my hardest to fix my mizuki winrate after a string of bad games>blizzard keeps sending me people along the lines of barrelgoatI am the only constant.This is my fault.I am the only constant.This is my fault.I am the only constant.This is my fault.I am the only constant.This is my fault.I am the only constant.This is my fault.I'm going back to tank queue, aka God's Country.
>>571128675Yeah you notice TEHSE troons but you never notice the AGDQ aim trainer freaks who carry you
I just had 4 stacked players with korean names, endorsement 1s, also wallhacking and aimbotting, it was pleasant.
>when you win too many games in a row in quick play so it puts you against a champion tank
>>571128558dread it, run from it, 50/50 still arrives
>>571128787unironically what happened to me today I thinkwon a lot yesterday and my qp games have been a bunch of gm and champ players its fucking weird as hell
>>571128739Mizuki diffed like a boss
I think Shion would be way more fun if bike lasted 3x as long.
>>571128758nobody using an aim trainer has above room temp iq
I think Shion would be more fun if her players weren't clogging the DPS queue
>>571128954probably saving it for a racing mode in arcade
>>571128514What I don't get is why people are okay with the quirk chungus humor. If Venture was a dude, this place would call him reddit personified.
I think every character should have a motorbike button so everyone is on the same page with mobility creep.
>>571128787>if you do well they put you against better opponentsisn't that good? you don't want to just dunk on kids all day do you?
>>571114504>juno rebeccawould lose gallons
>>571129006If Shion was a dude her voice lines would be cringe and not edgy, just the way it is
>>571129006the entire personality of the game is pretty fucking reddit chungus tbqhwy nigga, it's just got best in class mechanics
>>571129149People don't think Reaper is cringe, mostly
>>571129235he's cringekino
>>571116865idgi
>>571129235Yeah but he would sound cringe doing her voice lines, cause he's a different kind of edgy. He's all dark and brooding, Shion is losing control of her emotions. I guess the example of an edgy male ch aracter acting like her I cant hink of is Anakin after he gets his legs chopped off
>>571129539stupid girls only play for rankstrue men want to play and battle as Reinhardt warriors
Im not getting any fucking heals when I play tankI swear to fucking god.
>>571129990just play a self sufficient tank then nigga you cant count on supportsisters to do anything except emote in spawn
Why does stadium allow hero mirrors if there's a draft?
i might be retarded but i can't figure out how to make anrans dash last a long time. is it just having multiple enemies around? this is my first time even using her in training range.
stop adding fucking damage heroes holy shit. I don't even want to play the robot bitch and I have to sit in 10 minute queues
>>571130065so your team can plan ahead in case you get counterpicked
>>571121254
>>571130184dash or dancing blaze?dash is a fixed duration no matter whatdancing blaze bounces between nearby enemies and extends for each one hit
I'm only interested in how the Kiriko (and the Lena) would react to being raped
>>571130664oh yeah i meant blaze. every time i've seen it she does it for a full half hour.
>>571130901probably just catching people bunched up so she's getting like 3 or 4 hits of it
>enemy picks winston>literally waltzing by himself on the backline>nobody picks ana, reaper, mizuki, cass etc.>they blame me for not countering the tankOk, im sure my tank pick will change this.
>>571131205>"not my job" - the tank>"not my job" - the dps>"not my job" - the supps
Cool but I’m never gonna use it
>>571123167when you see uncut dick
>>571125949Coomer skins in MR were from season 0, retard.
Street Rebel JunkQueen skin reminds me of Misturugi from Soul Calibur 2
>>571112769
>>571125949Facts. They also are generous, most stuff easily earnable. Blizzard deserves to die.
>>571131392its LITERALLY not my problem as a tankwhat the fuck am I gonna do against Winston?He is literally diving headfirst into people who cannot pick counters and press a single key.
Well OK, I guess it's just Mystery Heroes until the DPS queues calm back down
>>571131890not him but jq, mauga and hog all make winston miserable. orisa too I thinkIm a jq player so if I see monkey I usually take it upon myself to make him feel unwelcome.
>>571132024>make winston miserable>make him feel unwelcomecease
>>571131205Yeah if they can't win a 4v1 that's on them. Just go fuck up their backline
>>571132024I just started playing queen, doing well in qp but any tips for me? Feels like as long as you keep wounds up and use cover you can just bully everyone
>>571132024Okay but what if the your tank doesn't feel like swapping? What now?
>>571132024He literally just jumps away retard. its not the tanks job to counter a dive tank.
>>571132441then i sure hope my tank doesn't feel like winning either
how the fuck do you play the chinese fire bitch? I can't win a single game
>literally top eliminations and damage as the fucking tnak>0 revives from mercy>0 fields from baptiste>dps are fucking trashI just fucking AFK
>>571132589Same. I never got her gameplay loop down. It never clicked with me.
Game took 44 minutes because the overtimes took forever. They lucio and bridget and soldier so the healing was just insane they never died
The counter to dive tanks is consistent pressure on their teammates, especially with Winston who has so much downtime when he's staging and waiting for his next bubble. Playing with a Winston properly means being patient and waiting before getting into fights but it's easy to catch people out of position when their tank is jumping all over the place
>>571125345They're the only ones who haven't learned why nobody wants to play that role yet
>>571132560Absolutely. If a solo Winston can consistently kill the backline that's a skill issue on behalf of the backline. And if the backline then starts complaining about the tank I will make sure we're losing the game.
Brigitte needs more healing
>>571132959So it's like countering any dive character, you shoot them aggressivley instead of waiting for them to jump on you. Wow..
>>571127609OW is the most cucked fanbase in all of gaming
monke still mindbreaking shitters i see
>>571127714This. But normal women meaning women I find attractive
>>571132948>44 minutes>33 minutes?
>>571133669That's time in the gameplay with 10 extra minutes of buying items and skills
>>571133171>There must be more to life
>literal 20 elim dps diff, eclipsing them as a tank. >im literally the only one with score comparable to the entire enemy team that goes well above 15 eliminations over my whole team except me>dogshit dps goes hmmm i think its tank diff...
>>571133171>I have no mouth and I must lick
mating press while holding hands with the kiriko
>>571133171Somebody is currently going through this somewhere out there in this huge world
>can't end it on a loss!
>>571134302i began sleeping so much better after i got over this mindset
>>571130572
>>571134302Should be the opposite. Quit playing on first loss
>>571134561then I would play one game per day
>>571134302quit after 3 losses in a row, it's simple.
Niggas be like mhmm yes it is a good idea to play Lucio + Mizuki. Why is out tank dying? Must be tank diff GG
>>571134251cute skinny girl sex
>>571136029at that point if you don't swap to hog you're just torturing yourself
>>571134421
>>571136169Nah I got the Lucio to swap to Ana and what do you know suddenly we were winning and I completely mogged the other guy in the Rein mirror matchup. It was an insane comeback on Push, they were 1m before the goal at that point, we turned it around and won.
>>571134302This except for challenge progress>"25 out of 50 wins? I can knock this out real quick"End up playing for hours
>rein player complaining about support lineup
>>571136274How did you two meet
>>571136274
>>571137360You so real for that twin. I should accept these absolutely shambolic support combos and just swap to a different tank where they are just as useless.
>>571137604You are the only constant.
>hate nuBlizzard>hate Microsoft>still play Overwatch because it’s the least shit hero shooter
>>571137690Yes. You can tell by the fact that I won the game.
>>571137360Rein can't play the game without speed boost. And massive heals.
>>571137450
>>571137360I always pick ana for rein 1 tricks, it's natural for me to help fellow rein-chads.
>>571138159How did you two meet
>>571138617TY anon I appreciate it.
>>571138159Why is Mercy asian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Lq7huwEcY>they canonized the rein ana datejuno and wuyang are next
>>571138936>best tank-supp duo ingame>best couple lorewise
>>571138936>>they canonized the rein ana dateBlizzard writers, for once I kneel before you
why the fuck would they take the new heroes skins away and just leave them with the base recolours? why didn't they even make white credits skins for them? what is actually the point of white credits for anyone with decent time in the game?
>>571139256you can buy blue tier skins with white credits for each new hero, blind retard.
i used to have a cool old middle eastern woman coworker who moved here after her husband died. she was hot and would get hit on at work and told men she was taken when she wasn't. she was a devout catholic and she'd make me sandwiches for lunch. we'd talk about our publically unaceptable opinions together, she was very right wing. anyway, i love ana in the game too.
>>571138159
>>571139392who asked also did you fuck her?
>>571139346yes and they're completely worthless for anyone who isn't brand new, you dumb cunt
>>571139449no neither of us have casual sex, we're based.
>>571139476white coins are worthless, nigger
>>571139476Every single skin post ow2 release can be purchased with gold coins only. White coins only for blue tier skins and ow1 legendary/epic skins.
>>571139256It takes them at least 6 months to have any kind of skin catalogue for a hero, longer if its venture
>>571139430
>>571140142
>>571140142what a beautiful asian lady
>>571140142why are all the overwatch women slowly turning asian
Freshly brewed Sojuice
>>571140780Market research seems to indicate the the majority of whales suffer from yellow fever.
>>571140675
Angela Ogundimu
>>571141710
Shion Ogundimu
>>571140780She’s at a very Chinese time in her life is all
>>571141995
>>571142373But why?
>>571142586
I'm gonna start posting Shion from now on and become the Shion guy
What went so right with Hana right from the start and why hasn't Blizzard been able to achieve the same level of perfection since?
overwatch devs are genuinely living in the past with their fomo grind shit. they still think they are in a world where you can expect people to play a few hours every single day.even WoW learned to do away with that shit and its a fucking mmorpg.
>>571142812
>>571143251gacha shit earn billions with shit like that.
>>571143251They have billions of dollars worth of evidence it works, stfu
They're big girls
>>571140856>soj got a coffee in her reveal trailer>DUDE HERES 50 COFFEE CUP COSMETICS AND A BARISTA SKIN AND LIKE TEN VOICELINES ABOUT DRINKING COFFEE-their characters really are puddle deep
Why is the Shion porn taking so long? It's all AI slop so far. Where is the 3d content?
/owg/ it's been ten years and i've resisted it, but I've now become the sort of person to lock widowmakeri'm trying to get better now, but until then, I will now go 4/7
>>571140780overwatch is mainly played by asians
>>571143439good nyight
>>571144002The Shion will give her the depth she's missing.
>>571144454good nyight cutie..
Is Shion already a The?
>>571144550Not until the porn model drops.
Idk I just think Sojourn, Illari, Freja, and Sierra are basically the same character with some superficial differences.
>>571144550From the moment her voicebox started glowing.
>>571144608Skill issue
>>571144550It's a Nipponese cute girl thing. Nobody calls them "The Mauga" or "The Venture".
My favourite part of Shion is how she's batshit crazy. I love the psycho bitches.
>>571144815I like her obsequiousness towards Domina. She's just like me fr fr. Long live the queen.
>>571144550Anran, Shion, and D.Mon will form the Punished Thes, the Thes denied their The status.
The MaugaThe Venture
>>571144549
>>571144942I don't approve.
Why don’t any of the noobs play Lucio? He was literally made to enable even the most brain-dead troglodyte do decent healing. Is it because he is black?
>>571144942eugh
>>571144239You'll get your account banned if you'll git gud at widow and I'm not kidding.
>>571145090because in metal ranks they threaten to kill you in real life if you don't healbot.
>>571144942cute!
>>571145090I played mercy for my first 50 games in overwatch and then I started ZENMAXXING.
>>571144948When are they making Mercy 2?
>>571145302congrats on avoiding a truly horrendous fate.
>>571145090>made to enable even the most brain-dead troglodyte do decent healingThat's Mercy thougheverbeit.
>>571144942gross!
>>571145372I hate that mercy is locked behind perma flying, I want Medic tf2 beam gameplay.
>instalocks shion>swaps off less than 3 minutes later>into a sniper>while were getting assraped by flankersHow are you this mentally incapacitated
>>571145546I just wanted to play widow.
>>571145586then play widow before i resort to poking since YOU took the flanker roleNow we are both dead and the genji is having a spastic attack again on our dead bodies
>>571145683It was your job to stop the flanker while I sniped down main.
>>571145546>instalock Freja>have fun>someone stole my wife>pick Junk and throwfor me it's that simple
>>571112769Has Shion dethroned Domina yet?
>>571145768Both are weak to snuggles so no
>>571145768well yes, domina is brown and shion is hot as fuck.
>>571145141really? thought queues just got worse for players who were good at widow like that one dude years ago, do people really report good legit widows/snipers in general?
>queue taking forever>notice I have a lootbox>open it>queue popsfucking hate it here
>>571145874yes. people report at the drop of a hat in this game like throwing a tantrum. but with widow its different because way more people will do it way more regularly meaning you'll actually get actioned.
>>571145856>Domina: Posh British accent oozing with sex appeal>Shion voice: U wan fly lice? Me so hooooony, five dollah sucky sucky
>>571146053>already come with eggroll
Shion has some weird yandere mommy moment if mizuki kills herI kinda like it...
>>571145874Before low masters you need to hide your power level as widow.
>play comp only as one character for as long as it takes to get a gold for them>get it and then stop playing the character altogether and repeat the processi wish i wasn't like this sometimes. i don't even use the fucking things.
Lena cute and funny
>>571145810Shion, I could see that buy Domina?
>>571146237what if i'm just trying to improve my aim in 6v6 and dgaf about ranked
>>571146406too old
>>571146746in qp it's even worse, you'll get reported more often in qp. The only exception if you have negative c/d.
>>571146831I report way more negative widows on my team than ones that actually do anything
Fareeha is still the sexiest single woman
>>571146910I don't care about bad widows in qp, but widow, that land 3 flick headshots will get my report.
>>571146969we know, Angela
>>571146483Domina is a paper tigerThe moment the doors close she wants to be pampered for working so hard
>>571147083Pampering Domina's butthole with my tongue
>>571146969When will she give Ana grandkids? Clock's ticking.
>>571145974getting reported for what, like gameplay or chat reasons
>throw games and act useless as crucial heroes on purpose in order to make people who want to actually rank up get made and complain about teammates like me only to tell them they have a skill issueNothing personal.
>>571147502I don't know, when will you ask her out?
Does anyone like the Hanzo mythic weapon? It looks like a toy.
>>571147889It's shit and I especially dislike those gay little holograms they but on it for some reason.
>>571147889It's better than Nerf shit.t. Hanzofag
>>571146179>I kinda like it...Are you deranged.
>>571147889i dislike all mythic weapons apart from ashe. they are way too over the top.
>>571148897I like the kill effects on junos
>>571148897I like Reinhardt's axe.I always preferred him with an axe instead of a hammer and during the old days I would play with the Blackhardt skin.
>>571148979the kill effect is fine for all, is just the model itself that looks silly and toy like.
>>571148846MaybeMizuki is so lucky...
>>571149113Yeah I guess but it fits her retarded space ranger from the retrofuture aesthetic
juno is not retarded..
>>571149239[X] Doubt.
>>571149239She has no idea what is going on
>>571147603
>>571149239Yes, very way!
what do i do as brig on rialto attack if my team can't make the initial push out of that straight line
They are laughing at us...
>>571144608>SojournHold it together woman and hates your goofy ass>IllariUnwilling genocidal girl with depression>FrejaMore willing to be a villain and the mentally unwell obsessive type>SierraNice girlI think you're just reading the surface and not looking at the whole picture and details.
>>571149774Only constant around the side and 5v1 them
>>571149791is that a real skin on the left? holy shit lmao what were they thinking back then about all the ugly dei slop they added
is this available somewhere as an actual aim trainer or is it just a bait placeholder image
>>571148897Reaper's mythic guns are pretty cool and match his edge lord aesthetic pretty well imo.>>571149048The axe is cool, it's a shame the Mythic one is completely over-designed. His skins with a sword on the other hand looks very goofy.
>>571149791We don't think about them at all.
>>571149791Let me guess: You saw a thread on /v/ with this as the OP image and now you're here?
>>571149868>go to custom games>type code "VAXTA"it's easy, anon
>>571149868something tells me you're a mercymain
>>571149868It is. Out of spawn room keep right, it's were those bots move back and forth.
"gg" is legit only ever said by the winning team.It's just pointless self-fellating that people do because they're already in a positive mood since they won,>Actually I say it everyti-No you don't, stop fucking lying.The amount of times i've seen the losing team say 'gg' in my 1k hours barely breaks double digits. This goes especially for super one-sided matches. I've stopped saying 'gg' since it's just a completely hollow meaningless phrase at this point.
>>571150626I type a ritualistic GG every time no matter what.
>>571150626Factual post i'm afraid sadly
>>571150626I say it in team chat
gm jacks
>>571150626I literally say it every time. It's just a game you nonce.
>>571150626You know you can have close games, where every single mistake can be win or loss??
gm maugasgm ventures
>>571149791yeah i saw our venturechud spamming pics in that thread
>>571150663>>571151040What's the point then?If it's purely out of ritualistic habit, then it's not really sincere or sportsmanlike.
>>571150626what a cute doggo
I'm getting better with shion
>>571150626this post is also just copy/pasted, good tourist detector i guess
>>571151298same shit as please or thank you in real life you vantablack gorilla
>>571149239very true very not retard
>>571151845so when someone breaks their leg you are like thank you?
>have one fight>shippers go into overdrivewhy are they like this
>>571152505yes but only if they are brown
>>571144948
Mercy could have had grandchildren by now if she'd applied herself.
>>571152505you might be retarded, anon
>>571152740Women love being told their sole purpose is breeding you should do it to every one you meet.
>>571152942That doesn't answer the question.
>>571152537Unfortunately her most significant relationship is with Mizuki who is m*le
>>571153007Why would I say thank you if someone broke their leg? Do you know what context is? I will not reply any further, gg.
>>571153064Oh so just like why would anyone say gg when the game was bad. Glad you agree!
>>571152505>why doesn't the losing team in sports engage in a full on brawl after the game ends?
Lost another game because of useless dps moids.
Here is some psychoanalysis that I got from the cast using the dark triad. Yes I have to suffer through game lines and lore to get this.
There is no better feeling than ult-mogging the mirror Reinhardt so hard he swaps
>>571153126Goddamnit anon, I'll bite. It's more like saying thank you when your grandma gives you some gay ass socks you didn't even want for Christmas. Now stop being so silly.
>>571153301Hmmm no that doesn't work.
>>571153301No I beat my grandma up over shit gifts and spit on her. Now explain why you say gg.
>>571154351because I had fun, so it was a good game. If I didn't have fun playing I wouldn't play, simple as
>>571154496That doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't you doxx your opponents instead?
>I should be able to say nigger without getting reported>I will report you for saying gg
>3 days into the season>nothing but some autism slapfight on /owg/
>>571154680When you say nigger you're also saying gg. Ponder on that /owg/...
>>571154689i wish negresses existed
>>571154796
i've lost a game of overwatch, my leg is broken, i am suffering, and quite frankly you are being racist if you try to celebrate my suffering with your useless, servile platitudes, that is how painful it is on a personal level to lose a game of overwatch, you are salting the wound, twisting the dagger, adding insult to injury, and frankly i should be allowed to attack you for such a transgression on my very being. it's like you're physically raping me when you say gg and then i can't fight back. like sanctioned torture of an innocent by a jackbooted thug.
Why can't NPC's explain why they have to robotically say gg even after getting raped?
>>571154796So that's why the 'gg' part is censored when you say nigger.
>losing a game of overwatch is equivalent to being rapedI'm glad I've never experienced either
>>571155121I queue op for friendly competition in a video game. As long as everybody tries their best it was GG regardless of outcome.
>>571155232So yeah gg spammers confirmed liars. When you lose you just quietly leave without saying anything.
>>571155439whatever you say mr raped
>>571155550We don't sign our posts here pal
For me, it's "gg wp" and avoiding the biggest retards on my team. Then I smoke a bowl and go next.
>>571155678Kek, that's a classic. You got me. GG anon!
>>571155738>gg thanks for raping meWhy would anyone say that?
>>571155876He's British.
i say wpgg
I say gg but it means gay guys and I'm calling everyone gay.
>>571153204you are the only sneedstant
ow_esports is up
Honda
>>571156887>HondaWhat about them? They make pretty mid cars.
Yes hello Blizzard pls take a page out of the chink's book and give me a maid Ana pocketing me.
Mizutani
How do you make a better Shion skin than her base one?
>>571157372barefoot
>>571157372In a thong
>>571157372Shion synthetic summer skin, robot parts replaced with humanlike appearance on all robot parts and face, with teeny micro bikini thong and top that barely covers perky protruding nipples, and she gets a hip shaking emote because guys get hip thrusting emotes so it's cool. also innuendo lines, everyone had to hear about the male cast having fag sex so now it's shion's turn, and kiriko's voice will be higher and rerecorded for feminine qualities, and she'll say "lick my wounds daddy" and get a new fox pasties and c-string thong bikini skin, and barefeet that match her body frame, like the hydrangea skin
>>571157372Don't change the "hair", if anything fix the "shaved" spot on her left side.
>>571157865what the fuck are you using those quotation marks for
>>571158464I hate to break it to you anon but Shion's hair is not real hair.
>>571156906You know nothing about cars, poser
>>571157372Office Lady skin.
>>571158870that should be an easy recolor to make
>>571158464Because it's clearly not real hair, but rather some sort of synthetic material that resembles hair because she's a beep boop robutt.They look like ribbon cables if anything.
>>571158716It's a video game anon
>>571157372They have yet to achieve it with Juno. It'll mean you can spend less money
>>571132339you can bully but a good hitscan, a good zarya or a good roadhog will make you miserable very easily. ana too>>571132506I didnt say it was your job, I said certain tanks can be a pain in the ass for winston, all of which I listed are. You seem to think I'm saying you should chase them around or something, which I'm not.>he literally just jumps awayit's almost like the cooldown on his jump is public knowledge and you can apply some of cc to him just before he tries to jump, forcing him to take a significant amount of damage before he can jump (hog) or even cancelling his jump outright (jq). Obviously you won't always peel, but on some maps you will find yourself camping locations where he will also want to be, such as certain high grounds.You are more than welcome to see how often hog and mauga players annoy the everloving fuck out of winston players on high ranks without specifically going out of their way to chase them around.
>>571157160The robot girl modding scene would be crazy, imagine the possibilities.
>>571157372this + naked
>>571159581
>>571159675i think a naked shion would just look like zenyatta
>>571157372Transparent panels
Nigga just play CoD at this point
>>571157146hairy gilf pussy white thick bushcellulite and wrinkles
>>571160016cod doesnt have any dishonest hitboxes like soj rail
So do the porn creators get together like a council to decide what Shion's nipples and ass and coochie look like?
>>571160953probably just gonna copypaste her head to a coomer 3d model like all the other ow girls
>>571160953yes. they need to agree on what RGB values her nipples and labia are going to be
>YAAAS GIIIIIIRRRRLLLL SLAAYYY >SHE'S LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME SHE FUCKS AND SHE TAKES DRUGS AND SHE DRINKS ALCOHOL AND SHE KILLS EVERYONE IT'S LITERALLY MEEEEEE SLAYYYYY GURRRRRRRLLLLLL
>>571162078>no anal sexShe's not like me :wilted_rose:
tranny detected >>571113661>>571116639>>571117297>>571117362
>>571162078yea literally me
>>571162078She's also trans
I miss Lenaposter..
>obsessed schizo wakes up
nobody takes the lore of this game seriously, only mentally ill trannies and feminists do
>>571162563the 'mond is always here brudda
>>571162463True but now that Reinhardt laying pipe to Ana is cannon I respect the lore.
>>571135004Better for your health in the long run.
i'm a feminist for the women in overwatch
>>571162709Wait that's a straight canon relationship, why would the trannies and feminists in control of everything do this?
>>571160953She's got modular synthetic body parts that she can change depending on how much of a degenerate she's feeling that day, a Hashimoto goon will catch a glimpse of the big boss walking around with massive lactating P-cups and be left wondering if it was just his imagination.
>Got the streetwear festival yesterday>Now this
>>571162463I only take the porn lore serious
>>571162894Play the honda
>>571162434Oh wow...
>>571162684https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8dHfrxTwIQw
>>571162894>streetwear festivalfuck, I meant skin
>>571162894I get the fps counter but why time and temp?
>>571160953https://x.com/rwt4184/status/2067942279168594107Which ever model is used the most winsAlso anal not soon
>>571162078Many aren't saying this.
>>571163914they sure are thinking itthankfully they are a minority but blizzard keeps catering to them
>>571162078the only people Ive see fangirling over this hero are male coomers
>>571164606youre not looking hard enough
>>571164685why would you actively look for things to be mad about
>>571164685if I have to look hard then it probably isnt a population size worth thinking about
>>571164685You're bound to see mental patients at the asylum, I agree. But I don't visit.
i thought 4chan was mostly hot women shitposting with other hot women?
>>571162463I do and I have a man dick
>finally get a chance to play Shion>she kinda plays herself eh, at least the bike is fun
Fatty risotto!
Her melee should have been her knife.
>>571157372Feet.
>they released the best character so far>can't pick her since a toddler with a faster reflex will>Whenever I play my whole team just throwsHow am I supposed to learn Shion if they don't give me a chance?
>>571165734I want them to tune down her abilities a bit and put more power into her primary fire. She feels too much like Anran to me where you are rewarded for just spamming your abilities instead of hitting your primary fire.
>>571167076Put her on top of your preferred character list. The game will autoselect her for you and you just have to hit spacebar.
>>571163620Is that time of the year
55 minutes until my shop refreshes. Today is the day, I get my Minotaur Rein skin today. I can feel it in my bones
>>571167076play echo and pick shion when you ult
>>571167520fika is a fan of stinky bulges
>>571167621keep my name out your mouth
>>571167897Fikker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Lq7huwEcY&t=351s>ball is onto the cat
>>571152537>complaining about two hot womenI'm not gonna change your mind about a cyborg and an android having hot, lesbian machine sex. I'll say you should simply be happy that this is a sign of a popular design. Assuming you're a Shion fan.
>>571168614Their sex themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFI6cV9slfI
>>571167515On release, it was suppose to come with a name plate but they fucked it up, and then when the name plate became available it wasn't retroactively given to purchasers.
>>571152537Because of this interaction maybe?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pk8HrpXrJ2Y
embrace Mauga mentalityI refuse to ever hear>tank diffagain
>>571167076just wait a week i had this problem with anran now i get her every game
Do not wet the D.Va.
>>571168239Kek at Hanzo and Genji dunking on Mizuki for not climbing.
>>571167449Sure but what do you do when the temp rises? Do you just quit the game mid match? seems like a useless readout in game.
>hate playing flankers>sub-50% winrate on all of them because i cant into dive timings>Shion comes out>fun as fuck, cant stop playing her, and i actually do well with her>now im a flanker mainWhat causes this?
>>571169245She's a hot robot.
There is no more jester feeling than missing a rail as Sojourn against the enemy dpsThey're making fun of me on discord I know it
>>571169245It's the dive rabbit hole. A tank player tries out ball and a week later he is a ball onetrick.
>>571169146I want to paint the Hana’s insides white
>>571157372I dunno, man.She's like Domina, her default is a legit 11/10 and very hard to top.I guess you could give her something like a white tiger bodysuit, but that's me completely thinking with my dick cuz you'll be seeing her in third-person a lot.
>>571153242Holy shit what did I click on lol
>>571169245>What causes this?HRT
HUNTAH MY NIGGA I LOVE YOU
>>571172519Oh wait wrong thread
>juno and illari both got "THEY ARE TARGETING ME" lineslmao, did anyone else get them?
Clankerfuckers...>>>/aco/9226927
based
>>571172981I will play ball.You will not pull me back.
>>571172919Finally, some good fucking food.
I want to impregnate this robotLife will find a way
>>571167076just play in free for all
shion doesnt even look like an overwatch character
>>571173452she is an evil hedonist
>>571173703Do you want more Ventures?
>>571173369the schnoz on this one holy
>>571173703There hasn't been consistency with the cast since Hammond released.
how good is shion compared to the last dps sierre emre anran
lmfaooo the loser queuebeen playing for two hours just fine, some wins some losses, games were normalsuddenly we get curbstomped enemeies go 12 0 and we cant kill them, few games in a rowprobably the pure product of coincidence or only constant stuff the singaporeans and all the actual unirnocal thirdworld subhumans itt say while not even playing the game or being literal platoids niggers
>do nothing for 2 minutes>ult>kill 3okay so the new hero is just genji
>anon..why didn't you play me...*beep* *beep* *BEEEEEEP*
>>571173767Evil wife
>>571174412She has no auto aim like Sierra, but her range is far less when ulting. She can team wipe like Emre but less annoying and works like Anran in a way to dive into enemies.
>>571173703Bad news venture exists so I no longer care
>>571174412sierra and anran are dogshit noob stompersshion is actually good, she reminds me of release Freja where if you get good at her you can just shit on kids
>>571174742>less annoying an ulting emre is far easier to shoot than a tracer blinking reaper blossom
>>571174862my fatassed hotwife freja..
>>571174567;_;Your voice actors are b-rate ;_; And the movement dynamics are static ;_; I'm so sorry
>>571174567i had so much fun with this game, especially the turtle and the goblin in the mech
>>571174862cute butt
>>571174862I find the hate for this hero baffling
>>571174567eos when
>>571174862Vendetta gets to rape this if she doesn't submit nor comply.
So is Sierra any good or what? Emre got me back into DPS and I'm looking for a second.
>>571174862Based Emre hitting that every single night
>>571175184You can tell Sierra is garbage because Redditors complain about her. She's good against mouthbreathing Bronzie mongoloids who don't know what cover is, but she loses every duel to other marksmen and flankers and is generally fucking awful if your opponent knows to take cover when you press right click.
How do I play Ball against this motorcycle bitch? The bike always finds a way to magically teleport and kill me mid air.
>>571175184She’s good in low elo Emre is better straight up
>>571175328>>571175532I one tricked Symm one season so she sounds right up my alley
>>571175664but Symm is good
>>571174862I cannot play freja, she is too difficult. I am an anran shitter
>>571175712Wasn't then
There is a goblin inside my mouse that makes me miss every single shot when someone is low on health, there is no other answer. I can 100 to 5 someone without issue then suddenly I become an easy difficulty CPU that can't hit shit.
>>571146994Average nigger in TF2 pubs
>>571175113Troons got mad at her design and she got crucified for having two taps during her peak. She's fun since her gameplay reminds me of Max Payne with the slow downs but I don't want her to be too powerful because she's too annoying to play against.
to this day I'm still completely fucking amazed by the miserable game quality we have had since drivesjesus christ
Shion has become one of my favorite DPS characters and I'll be sad when she's nerfed
>>571176156you only like her because shes overpowered
>>571176156>I like easy thingWe know
>>571176156I hope she gets a slot in stadium before this year ends.
>>571173703shion, wuyang, anran, hazard, mizukinone of them look like overwatch charactersjuno is the only new character who looks like an overwatch 1 design
>>571146994You don't know how easy it is to pop heads when people always cluster.
>>571176597He's just projecting his inability to click heads and therefore failing to imagine a non-cheater hitting them. These hackusers all have the same psychological profile
>>571176515Mizuki is kino design but I kind of agree that he looks like he belongs in a cooler game.
I'm good at playing Anran. This means I can play Tracer well if I try her, right?
>>571176963Anran is a fraud character tracer is not
Sierra is THE worst character in history
>start match>someone instant-locks Shion, as expected>tank goes Doomfist>Sup goes Bap>Shion player walks to them and starts spamming "Well, well, well"Lol
>Tracer is allowed to be good>Genji and Reaper are in the dumps because they buffed their counters but nerfed those two
>>571173703OW2 designs in a nutshell.
I don't like how OW2 heroes always have a "free value" button. It's OK to release heroes with a high skill floor.
>>571176963Tracer takes more time to git gud and have actual map awareness to master than the average Anran experience.
I am starting to think that DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE is not the way to play tracer. I feel more impactful when I play like a rat.
>>571176963There are transferable skills but>Anran can do decent pokies in neutral from a longer range than Tracer can, so it's easier to participate while waiting for your cooldowns to come back. You'll need to figure out how to semi-safely help your team from shorter angles than Anran when you're waiting for recall>Tracer requires more aim, whether that will be difficult or not depends on you>Your mechanic to get in and out, Inferno Rush, is less 'manual' compared to Tracer so you might fuck it up a lot when learning Tracer, such as by blinking into walls, blinking in the wrong direction, etc.>>571177268Genji just got buffed and is doing better than Tracer in master. Reaper has been insane for a long time but I agree this nerf was excessive
these faggots really just queue up, pick orisa, sierra or some other braindead spam character, sit mid and just shoot the enemy tank
>>571176115two tapping with bodyshots with a projectile so fast that people started grouping her with hitscans isn't very balanced, not sure what trannies have to do with that
>>571178159that's honest overwatch to many
>>571178159Always been like that
Should they remove the bike to keep things balanced in the future?
>>571178790Cat still exists so lmao
>>571178794all 3 of them have massive, throbbing futa cocks
Why did Genji and Kiriko dyed their hair green? Why green of all colors?
>>571175328>She's good against mouthbreathing Bronzie mongoloids who don't know what cover istheres the problem with her design, its just another braindead noob character like moira who falls off a cliff after platinum
>>571179092Kiri does it because of Genji
>>571168960HampterGods figured this out long ago>fuck it>we ball
Shion probably straddles her bike butt naked and starts revving to get off to the vibrations like the bike chick from Golden Boy.
>>571179531pls commission this and report back with the results
Why does a robot need tits? Why does a robot need ass?
>>571179669Japan is big horny hentai culture and robots there are the same.
>>571179036
>>571179669She needs ass so I can enjoy looking at her
>>571179669Because She Can.
>>571179669How else are the goons supposed to simp for her?
>>571180263clever reason actually, we saw its effect in the trailer
>>571179669So she can seduce human men.
>>571181159Do Omnics dream of electric breasts?
AHS ON THE SKA
>>571180353Do you think she fucks her goons if they do well?
Learning how to play Ana. I used my ult on a Ramattra and he wiped the enemy team out. Gave me a good work afterwards.
>>571181668Nothing in the game yields as much euphoria as sleeping a nanoblade
>>571181668nano your genjihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixAzErFrmA
Haven't played in a long time, what are the top meta characters for each role?
>>571182164ReinChads won
>>571182629WHY DID THEY BUFF MIZUKI
>>571182629>All tiers
>>571183096>54% in master and 53% in GMThe Rein being bad in high ranks meme is dead, same with Genji>>571182821Literally only for fun, people kept saying they wanted the katashiro return to last longer cause they thought it'd be more fun. But they should have compensation nerfed cause he's already so good
>>571183096Posted like someone that never votes for a map with a payload in it.
>>571183096shion and rein are OP in every rank
>>571183096I want Brig to shield bash me with her breasts.
>>571176963>I'm good at playing Anran.Tell me how to play her
>get a flanking lifeweaver that gets himself killed 17 times >huge tank gap
Reinhardt x AnaEmre x FrejaWuyang x JunoCassidy x AsheCassidy x EchoCassidy x SombraWhat the fuck man.
>>571184120That Cowboy is building his harem I swear.
>>571184106i tried that in qp once and also kept pulling my teammates to help me kill. that game alone almost got me banned.
I want to spend my Friday sniffing Tracer's big, soft, stinky feet!!!
>>571182821Overwatch does a lot of vibe balancing, like they buff or nerf depending on what skins they want to sell, its mizuki this time cause its the nippon season
>>571184296This but Kiriko’s grippers
>>571184296they're quite small actually
>>571184616she wears size 12s, that's a lot of sniffing real estate
The Widowmaker
>>571184518Kiritoes are not stinky, she cleans them regularly
Does Shion fart?
>>571185273yeah but it smells like wd-40
>>571185084I wish I stuffed between those.
>>571184106Lenaposter is back?
How do you deal with Anran’s ult? I always lose track of her when she lands on the ground.
>>571185335H-hot...
>>571185084I bet her ass smells incredible in that body suit>>571185209they are only clean because I tongue bathe them every day>>571185273No, and that's a good thing. Her armpits do smell like Steam Deck exhaust though, and her feet taste like Nintendo Switch cartridges.
>>571185084That's Emre
How many skins is Shion going to get?
Should I train my Doom in 6v6 quickplay
>>571185884depends on how many bp bundles she sells
>>571186020no you practice doom in comp and drop to gold like a real man
bros why is it so hard to get to diamond...
>>571186241Because you're trying to go from a top 50% player to a top 20% player
>>571185273It would melt your face off
>>571186241Just look at Shion’s butt. You’ll be diamonds.
>>571186241it's the filter between average and good players, it's why low diamonds think they're hot shit
Role queue is dishonest. Comp should be open queue only.
>>571186657*looks at marvel rivals* nah man i'm good
>>571185884Prolly a lot once they realize they can completely human-ify her
>>571187079>human Shion assSign me up
Why is Shion breathing in game if she's an omnic?
>>571186331>go from a top 50% player to a top 20% playerhow do I do this?
>>571187620stop playing on autopilot
>>571185273Look at this ass. Of course she farts, but it probably smells like burnt hardware.
>>571187537Are you just now realizing she's an Omnic that looks like a human?
Is solo climbing as a support main a meme?I used to be stuck in Silver knowing it wasn't my fault, and then I got lucky enough to escape it and climb all the way to mid-high Plat, but been stuck there for a while now.I mainly play Bap, Illari, LW, and sometimes Ana or Moira. But mostly the first three. I do good as Bap most of the time, comparable (if not more) damage to our DPS and good heals, but I just can't seem to do enough to actually carry. I climber by one tricking Moira btw, but she doesn't work as well in Plat sadly.What do?
>>571188040how are we supposed to know? Check your games or have someone else review them if you can't tell what you're doing wrong.Could be anything from aim to positioning to ult usage
>>571188040I know you can do it because I did it myself with bap and illari.Bap is having a rough time with all the mobility creep at the moment though, but you sound like you'll get there if you keep working on that aim. Juno is useful to have in your pocket because she's also hitscan but good for faster paced games.
>>571188635Thanks. Am I tweaking or do you sound a bit like ChatGPT?You think Bap's faster shooting perk is better overall than the wider lamp? I've grown to rely on the bigger lamp radius cuz I'm lazy with my immortality field placement, but the faster shooting seems too good to pass up on, it melts enemy tanks, especially when aiming for the head.
>>571189017With all the fucking shions and their aoe ults it might be a better idea to take the attack speed perk. I generally use bigger lamp when it's an aggressive tank on your team like mauga so you're more likely to save them.
if you lose your rank from inactivity does it get reset?
>>571189285I think it remembers your rank but hits you with calibration modifiers.
>play tank>win 59% of my games>play dps>win 52% of my games>play support>win 48% of my games >my support gameplay is probably my best gameplayI don't understand why the vast majority of the playerbase actually enjoys playing this dogshit role. You can play your heart out and still lose, why not just play tank and actually take shit into your own hands. When I lose on tank 80% of the time it's on me and I accept that. Supp losses? Nah you just have someone who has 5% of their playtime on tank so you lose. Holy shit support players are masochists if they insist on putting up with this shit. Back to tank queue I go.
Mizuki the raped.
>>571190121Raped by buffs?
>>571189884People like playing support because you can play like shit and not get blamed. When you play poorly on tank and dps everyone notices and you'll get flamed.
>>571184120Happy Straight Pride month
>use high noon>sigmatard lifts up the two supports i was about to kill hiding them behind the balcony real schizo hours are backoff the comp
>>571183748flank, get on top of people, be patient and make bold fights as long as you have an in and an out. you don't play overwatch you play a horror game and you have to Jumpscare people
Is Marvel Rivals a good game? Like I know we do the whole "Rivals bad haha" thing ironically, but is it actually worth playing? I saw they added a giant dinosaur tank that looks kinda cool...
>>571191360not worth the price
>>571191360Why the fuck are you asking us?Never played, never will.
I love Kiri!
i did placements like two months ago but still at the rank, played about 5 games before stopping. when do i get downgraded or unranked? i was placed way too high
>>571191360less trannies, less polish
>>571191360this is the overwatch general, not the marvel rivals general
>>571191717gotta get the losing trend
>>571185398burst her down before she can landif you're a low dps supportsissy then run away and try to juke the AoE
>>571191717just play more games
>>571190326The comic was an obvious allegory for rape and all the times auntie Shion brought an unsuspecting Mizuki to her bedchambers past midnight.
Just saw a pic of Shion bending over pantsless showing off her exhaust ports
>>571190458but how do you go in? do you set them on fire with left click first? or do you dash in and use your e?
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>>571191360Last time I played the healers were giga cancer, I loved playing Magik but I felt like if I didn't 100 to zero someone in an attosecond they'd heal back to full in an instant and rape me, maybe I was doing something wrong, game's free so you can just try it out.
>>571169238Turn on the AC next to my PC
>>571192161I'll set them on fire first if they're oblivious of me. you have to save one because its your lifeline. dash and e is a good way to finish them off