>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>571019904
It was only page 7 but whatever.
Chubbyley dominance.
A BAKE!!!
>>571237097>>571237135>32 seconds>with picturesThere really are more than one
>>571237345It's one faggot with two devices.
>>571237345I have a chubby girl fetish, the guy posting blobshley just thinks it's funny. Maybe also has a fat girl fetish, but our motivations differ. People who think everything is the work of one individual are fucking nuts.
>>571237345Low quality shitposting is a contagious pastime amongst the retarded.
>>571237536>Low quality shitpostingLet's see your art then.
>>571237469Is it really just the two of us? I thought maybe there was a third. Fat chicks are alright but yes the hyper fat shit is for the lols
>>571237097That might be considered chubby in the deep south USA, but that's probably considered morbidly obese in a first world country. It's unfortunate that blobs have become so common that they broke the weight scale hundreds of pounds ago.
>>571237667I also think it's at least three people, because I've seen one other fatshley post and you replying with obeseshley.
great way to start a thread.
>>571237781Think it's time to install 4chanx finally.
>>571237781The fatposting will continue until thread quality improves.
>>571237863It's very useful. Haven't interacted with retards in months because of it.
>>571237905>decreasing thread quality will continue until thread quality improves
>>571238018I'm having fun posting what I want.
>>571238018Don't even bother. Just do what you need to do to let the jannies do their job.
>>571238087>errrrm the jannies are going to delete posts because *I* don't like themYeah just look at last thread.
>>571237863It's like I'm browsing an entirely different board sometimes.
>>571238385Hell fucking yeah. Installing right now.
>>571237781>filterfagAaaaaa the scawry posts, I can’t handle it
>>571238668Being antagonistic is just going to derail the thread further. He wanted to show us how hard he's ignoring everyone. Message received, my feelings are deeply hurt.
>purposely decreasing thread quality>antagonistic bait in response to other peoples' responsesYep, it's thread derailing troll hours.
>>571238605>POV:Mr. Washing Machine always gets his man.
>>571238748Yeah it’s pretty pathetic
>>571238801Kinda like what you're doing right now?
Thirtieth for Sprite Supremacy!
>>571238801>posts I don’t like are derailingThere’s literally more posts about muh 4chanx than posts here, these people are derailing. At least they’re posting Ashley’s
>being this upset people filter your ai fetishslopkek
>>571239083>AI
>>571239032
>>571238969Is this a raid?>>571239046(You)
skinny cow
>>571239083Nigga the fuck did I do, does anyone ever get it right with samefag calls?
>>571239247>does anyone ever get it right with samefag calls?Literally never
>>571239137Damn, you should learn what "Chubby" is.
>>571239239>is this a raid?yes by 4chanx shills with sensitive vajanias
>>571239350You're right, that's honestly way too thin to be called "chubby"
>>571239239It isn't a raid, just 2-3 people extemly upset that their shitpost doesn't get seen by anyone who gives a shit.
>hiding postsfuck you're all so fragile
>>571239239>Is this a raid?Nah, just a retard who's trolling outside of /b/
>>571239471That's at least obese if not morbidly obese.
>>571236895
Can we all take it down a notch? You guys let people be cowards, you guys let people post their keks in peace
>>571239528>nina june talk hot
>>571239498I'm begging you to be the bigger man and just stop engaging with the fucking crybabies.
>>571239528>post ashley
>crying because someone doesn't want to interact with you
I'm nooticing a similar posting pattern and attitude...
I have a question for all you scholars if WerewolfAndrew impregnate Ashley while in Werewolf form what would the offspring be?
>>571239832Nepholf or Daughtneiceolf
>>571239873Literally just stop engaging dude.
>>571239873Posting yourself? Because that jak makes no sense in the context of what those people are saying.
>>571239239(You)
>>571239873nice self portrait
>>571239873I feel second-hand embarrassment for you.
>>571239992It is incredibly embarrassing to out yourself as someone who needs a filter to use 4chan, then whine and cope about people telling them they’re faggots.
so this is slow /calg/ i keep hearing about...
>>571240116you're the only one whining it seems.
>>571239992I implore you to not respond to the bait.
>>571240178We're now 67 posts deep with not one post about the actual game or its contents.
the actual game or its contents
>>571240178The flame war has only just started. 300 posts maybe more incoming at 20x the speed slow /calg/ should be
>>571239617There’s more than one of us, but fine. I just want them to stop shitting up the goddamn thread with what is practically no different than “I reported you” posting.
>>571240236SIX SEVEN!?
>>571240339I know, but you can't argue the problem away. It doesn't work like that.
>>571240386
>>571240339I don't really see how that's similar unless you take personal offense to it as a victim of banning and desperately want people to see (your) posts. Granted I barely hang around /calg/ anymore and don't filter so I can't even imagine the level of schizophrenics that inhabit this place now.
>>571240525>so I can't even imagine the level of schizophrenics that inhabit this place now.Beyond comprehension.
if this shitposting is going to continue at least post art i say
>>571240525I don’t care who sees what, and in fact I’d rather be ignored than have them derail the thread with their inane melties. Doesn’t make it any less cringe, much more announcing it.
>>571240652My art made someone very upset, though.
>>571240525>people complain about quality of posting>people take proactive measures to counter shit posts and ignore them>people complain about thatWhy do you people constantly run in these circles?
If artposting is going to commence at least post Noelle I say
*Ivy
>>571240670Sometimes you gotta let the downie toddlers have their helmets I guess
>>571240701fuck em, no way this general is going to be a haven for snowflakesjust do you bud
>>571240701If you're going to draw chubby then draw chubby. Don't draw fatties and pretend they are chubby as an internal defence mechanism against your own fetish.
>>571240670>inane melties
Andrew's canonical (and subtle) love for Ashley's butt will never not be funny to me.
>>571240814chuu~
>>571240874Anon... that's completely correct English.
>>571240701>"art"
>>571240739it’s mockery, not complaining. literally no one is asking them to stop filtering, just rightfully calling them pussies. not sure what else you would call someone who needs to hide from posts. take yo sensitive ass back
>inane melty continues while pretending it's other people having inane meltygotta be bait, move on
today i will remind them
>>571241102You do realize that by posting this, you are in fact perpetuating it, and the only way to actually move on is to... move on, right?
>>571241032Way to out yourself as a newfag
>>571241152Yes.
Morning /calg/....oh. This one's going in my cringe collection. cya in a few hours when *all* metaposters have fucked off.
>>571241152He's malding because filtergods WON
>>571240959That one’s not the slopping one, I am. Picrel as proof. Cmon guys they literally showed the photoshop screenshot
I can't complain about the shitposting without contributing to it AHHHHHH even this post itself is adding to the fire AHHHHHHHH
>>571241224Okay I get that she's fat but why is she talking like a black woman now? Is it due to the actions of her father, and whom he had sex with?>>571241248This is why you just embrace posting fun stuff instead of trying to one-up somebody, retard or otherwise.
>>571240902Minty fresh muffdiving.
>>5712411742010 faggot, if you were an oldfag you wouldn’t be so sensitive. all of us are completely desensitized.
>>571241225ANDY aND LeyLeY!!! ANDY aND LeyLeY!!! WAIT. Wrong general. Hmph.
Wahashley
>>571241349grown ass man btw
>>571241305I just asked for fat and sassy it added that bit on its own>>571241310When will you niggas learn? Troll accusations are like samefag accusations, they’re just never right.
>>571241437>I just asked for fat and sassyYes that's what I said: black.
I'm snapping EVERY dick in this general ANONDREW!!!
>>571241587ME FIRST
Would Ashley have sex with us given that we're all literally Andrew?
/calg/ is just one person having a constant schizophrenic episode
>>571241478
>>571241654Dammit Drew, why didn't you keep them on Windows 7? Julia *LOVES* Aero glass effects.
>>571241684I'm not Andrew.
>>571241728It was a FREE upgrade. FREE is good value!
>>571241684I'm Andrew
>>571241696
>>571241684Hi Andrew, I'm dad
>>571241654
>>571241684Only if you're okay with getting called a gross cockbrain afterward.
>>571240874please tell me you thought it was a typo of insane lmao eslshley
>>571241969....okay, maybe.
>>571241969I'm under the impression it was just a smug response. But move on. Stop trying to revive it.
>>571241969It's the most low-level form of bait on earth: being aggressively, and smugly wrong in a thread full of autists.
>>571241893This Shley reminds me of Viv.
>>571241785
>>571242038That’s genuinely cute
>>571242324This contains my fetish.
>>571240862just the slightest amount of chub
>>571242294I'll never forgive the fag at Microsoft who took away purble place. They probably also have something to do with delphism being illegal. I just know it.
Mmm now that was some fast food
You know, except for the beating, grandpappy graves was kind of a real one.
You know, because he didn't beat enough, grandpappy graves was kind of the problem. Half measures solve nothing.
You know, since grandpappy beat Douglas, that probably led him down the current path that ended with his evil children and premature death. He should have had Douglas post-birth aborted instead.
>>571244580I mean, if you want to get technical at what point does the buck stop? Because you can logically extrapolate the chain of causality to the first fish crawling out of the primordial soup if that's the case.
>>571244734>the first fish crawling out of the primordial soupPush him back in.
>>571244801I mean ultimately the result would be the same, except it'd be The Fishbowl of Andurble and Lurble.
Maybe Andrew should also fuck Jane
Me Andurble. Blurble.
Reposting bcz i didnt notice we migrated kekI have acquired a nice watch.I also forgot to tell you guys I went on a sibling date with my sister yesterday to an amusement park. Forced her to ride a scary ride that I love and she hates in exchange for me buying her cheddar bacon fries and she instinctively held my hand during it
>>571245801>cheddar bacon fries
>>571245895We must eat hyper processed amusement park slop to prevent the organ harvesters from finding out organs appealing
>>571245609Jane was actually who he lost his virginity to and they both vowed to never speak of it again to protect Julia.
>>571245801Congratulations on the watch anon. Pics?Scary stuff might be peak siblingdate method. I still like that coffin themed amusement park idea from a few threads back too.
>>571245967Landwhales aren't even any fun to do normal surgery on. They should be locked up and starved until they're normal again.
>>5712466639/10 medical professionals agree with this statement and highly recommend patients lose weight.1/10 medical professionals is a dubiously unqualified woman that weighs 250lbs and works for the government in the health sector
>>571246575>coffin themed amusement park ideaElaborate. On that
>>571247202Medical professionals are retarded.
https://litter.catbox.moe/epk9de.zipHere's a younger Ashley I've been working on for Koikatsu, based on Kaos's Ashley. It's some weird mix between her kid and teen selves. There's some clipping going on and the necklace is a bit jank, but it's the best I can do. If some outfits don't load right, go make your own outfits.
when is first person mode coming to the game?
>>571247242Nice watch indeed, looks clean.>ElaborateA bit ago some anon gave the idea of a coffin theme park in response to what kit9 should do for merch/media. Didn't really go anywhere but I think there's good potential there. Think of all the branded food and drink opportunities!
>>571247810Yeeeeah think of all the branded food and drinks such as Ashley squirt and sacrificial blood Kool aid. Don't forget the renee flesh or entity themed cotton candy. And for the rides we can have Ashley's mood coaster, full of ups amd downs or a tower of DOOM which is just themed after the cleaver chopping into whatever
>>571248180>entity themed cotton candy.The term is "Cotton Candemon"
>>571248297>the cotton candemon is black licorice flavor
>>571247543When Nemlei adds the demon hunter campaign
>>571248180>>571248297>>571248398I've heard enough kit9 make it happen
>>571247810>>571248180"I survived the Nina Coffin Experience and all I got was this Stickley"
"I survived the Annoying Hussy Experience and all I got was this Brickley"
"I survived the Julia and Jane Experience and all I got was a snapped dick"
"I survived the /calg/ experience and all I got was a restraining order from my sister"
>>571249275The most common advice I see here is "dude, don't confess to your sister that's retarded." Well, technically "kill yourself" but I meant sister-related advice.
>>571249336>kill yourselfDon't need to tell me twice!
>>571249336Lmao imagine a Sister Helpline irl booth
>>571249479Unironically the sister helpline here is really good, unfortunately God gives his cutest sisters to his most autistic and socially inept brothers.
>>571249479>Sister Helpline irl boothim picturing something like Lucy's 'Psychiatric Help Booth' from the Peanuts except its for sister tips
>>571249564I suspect the information that reaches us about the cuteness of sisters is rather biased.Alternatively the same genes endow a personality that's cute for girls but disastrous for guys.
>>571249479One day we'll get big enough and the delphostate will happen, then you won't have to imagine.>>571249564I've genuinely considered asking the sister helpline here a few times, although I didn't want to derail too hard. >God gives his cutest sisters to his most autistic and socially inept brothersOr sometimes it's that he makes his cutest sisters borderline autistic and socially inept. It doesn't change the fact that she's still cute though.
>>571239528>man wants anal pleaseLol
>>571249894>Alternatively the same genes endow a personality that's cute for girls but disastrous for guys.That's typically how it goes. Qualities which are endearing in a woman are repugnant in men, almost as if men and women are very different. The same circumstances which forge cute and huggable sisters create annoying, punchable brothers. The only way to avoid this is a brother and sister raised under differing circumstances, as we all know this is the ideal recipe to create awesome brothers who are incredibly handsome and cool and have a massive penis (4 inches).
>>571241224She is perfect
>>571247447Cute!
>>571249159I’m loving this dick-snapping Julia bit.
>>571250427I'm not-AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>571239528>true fat posts
>>571248180The amazing coffin experience where you're locked into a closet with your sibling for 3 hours (solo riders get paired up with a pizza face teenage amusement park worker of the opposite gender(female workers are equipped with a shotgun if you try shit against their will))
Soup Rollercoaster where you get vored by a giant Ashley mecha
Animatronic ashley and andrew that come alive at night and you can hear them clanking through the park
Douglas game with a bunch of animatronic Renees and you and the other players sit back in the chairs and compete to see who can endure the most testicle stomps.The prize is a True Douglas pin, free VIP pass and a shirt that says “The Dad Who Stepped Up”
>>571254135If you win 3 games in a row you get a pre stretched renee fleshlight
>>571254323A pocket pussy with detailing that makes it look like it was cut out of her
>>571250313I'm hoping there are other people who still make renders, though I understand that Koikatsu is a fucking garbage option.
>>571254323>>571254526We DO NOT think what we all just thought.
>>571255993what?
>>571249869I will pass the mantle to another /calg/arian to finish editing this one. Can't think of good lines.
>>571257114
Will summoning LU in chapter 2 have any effect in Burial?
How close were Julia and Nina?
>>571238668Newfags don't know the dark times when threads looked literally empty to some anons because of how many hidden post they saw because of words such as "shota andy"
>>571239243The fat fear this.
>>571260817shots andy suck
>>571239647Hell yeah bunnshley>>571240178I- I swear it's not!! We post cute sisters and theorize about the game here, I swear we're not ALWAYS like this!!
Happy Friday, /calg/
>>571260964Shots and Suck ending
>>571249971PLEASE
>>571261172I play Coffin on repeat
>>571261592First time I've played since new stuff in April. Feels nice to come back after a little break.
Everything would have been so much better.
>>571239528>stupid hussy bitch stuff
>>571237345I told you bro
>>571242294Julia WOULD be a Peggle girlie
>>571265145
>>571265959
>>571266339
>>571266421
>>571266421>>571266634STOP GETTING FIRED AND JUST PICK A JOB
>>571266634Wow, it's nearly been a year since last america thread (#438)https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/tq4k-dWa4ZhJKo7ajqDGvA/
>>571266421Sir we sell incest here
>>571267493https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/530067573/
Science says that loving your sister is bad, actually.
>>571268236I wonder if there's actually any scientific research about the effects of having a cute sister.
>>571268236(((Science))) in question
>>571268591Ew, a pest
How would coffin change if the graves siblings were twins
>>571268591Need these. (and the lemon muffins too)
https://x.com/i/status/2068268221715882114
>>571269613Why is this bitch crying in the tub?
>>571269673The rubber duck they had in the bath just sank.
>>571269857Valid
>>571269673She has a fresh cut and the hot water really fuckin stings
>>571270185Wouldn't the water feel therapeutic
>>571270323Have you never had a fresh cut get doused in hot water? That shit STINGS since your skin in and around it is now hyper sensitive to heat (But to be fair my showers are hot enough to scald my skin )
>>571270774To be fair I find it fun to pour alcohol in a wound or get a blood test, so maybe something is wrong with me.
I hope the Anon who neglected his sister has since hugged her.
>>571236895why do they both look so ugly in this OP
>>571272404>the Anon who neglected his sisterDo you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>571269090When I first found the game, I thought they were. Didn't change much for me to learn they weren't afterwards to be honest. But Andrew being older was the reason he was assigned the surrogate parent role so that would change many things from the getgo. I also feel like twins don't have as much delphic panic when it comes to the taboo because they're used to having things only they know and do with each other, so Andrew might've been much less obsessed about not being a siscon if not outright having sex with his twin sister at a younger age. A huge part of his anti-delphism is because he feels like a parent to an innocent child so it feels predatory.
>>571272404>I hope 99% of brothers in /calg/istan have since hugged their sisters
>>571272604>>571273015I was referring to this Anon: >>570461705
>>571273242>linking a post from 1 billion years ago and forcing me to check the archiveFuck you. And no, I'm not downloading 4chanX. Also that anon is me. I have hugged her, but not in like a deeply emotional way
>>571273474>but not in like a deeply emotional wayAnon you were meant to tell her everything you told us and then hug her and say you hope you can be a good brother.
>>571272915Whenever opposite sex twins are attractive, some sexual experimentation is practically inevitable. Doesn't even have to be much, it can just be "practically dry humping on mom's couch" like Ashley said.
>>571273242thats kind of cringe. me and my sister are really close despite a 5 year age gap since we had really shitty parents.I wont even deny it was similar to a coffin situation but less extreme. Shitty narcasitic power hungry father who only had a family so he had people he had control over and an enabling mother borderline on stockholm syndrome. I ended up having to be the one protecting her from our dads bullshit and we grew up poor and in a shitty neighborhood so me and her trauma bonded a ton. she adopted a lot of similar intrests to me just by proxy and I helped her avoid a lot of the mistakes that I made like getting too trusting in fandoms and getting groomed or smaller things like how to find secret powerful items in vidya and shit. I remember when I was 10 and she was 5 our duplex neighbor got into a gunfight with his cousin over some lost football game bet or some shit and she climbed down from our shitty rackety bunkbed and slept next to me in my bunk to feel safe. Even these days as we're both adults me and her hang out a fuck ton, going out and doing shit together and making a day out of it, going out for dinners at chilli's or something, vacations and stuff just me n her. I would be ecstatic that me and her have such a good close relationship and I am but it was built upon a complete lack of a secure and happy childhood
>>571273705Demo... hazukashii
>>571274034I salute the KING of all /calg/ brothers. I know you will keep your sister safe and in good care.
Would you go on a picnic date with Julia?
>>571275814No but id go on a picnic date with (you)
>>571275814Of course. You just know she makes cute little sandwiches
>>571275814I wouldn't try to steal Inkyink's faithful wife.
my sister used to force me to tongue kiss her so i could play on her ipad and i grew to be afraid of her right now she still acts like im little and constantly tries to command me into doing anything she doesn't want to do, like choresno lewd stuff involved anymore
I hit the bottomHit the bottom and escapeEscape
>>571276787>rape as a child>no rape after pubertyMany such cases. Why are rapists like this?
>>571277889What the fuck kind of lyrics are these
Threadly reminder bratty sisters get it up the shitter!
Why do I feel like if Andrew and Ashley acted up as kids, Renee would get mad not because of their behavior, but because they made her look bad in front of the neighbors?
>>571279934Because you're a dumbass. You see her getting annoyed and screaming at them for little things that don't have to do with the neighbors.
>>571279934Renee would get mad at them for a customer looking at her wrong that day
>>571282528Customers need to learn respect
>>571279041>rape
>>571279934Is that not still the same thing
>>571279934thats pretty much the jist of her parenting
i think i might be getting kicked out of the house soon for stealing my sister's bra
>>571274034>Shitty narcasitic power hungry father who only had a family so he had people he had control over and an enabling mother borderline on stockholm syndrome.What the fuck where is my 5 year junior sister I got this and all I have is two brothers with ten year age gaps in both directions >I would be ecstatic that me and her have such a good close relationship and I am but it was built upon a complete lack of a secure and happy childhoodHardships bring people together. That shit sucked but you had each other and you don’t have to think about it being built from a shitty childhood, especially because you both had it. Be ecstatic anon.
>>571286262Uhm… were you like.. “caught with it”?Have you already sung a bad excuse? Honestly if they don’t yet know for sure you were stealing it to sniff or jerk off or whatever the hell you were thinking, might as well try claiming cross dress curiosity. Also stop stealing from your sister.
Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest of all are "anon's dick led him astray again"
>>571286718it was in her dirty clothes bin when i went to take my charger backit's not like i was caught with it i just had it under my bed behind a wall of shoes and it's not there anymore
>>571286262>>571286718larp but I really can't fathom parents who basedrage out over something like that/ ''aaaaaaaaaa you want to fuck the most perfect girl in the world no son of mine is going to do that!!!''
>>571288816my sister isn't attractive but she's got rocking tits
>>571288958>my sister isn't attractive, but she's attractive
anyone have that art of them listening to music together
>fucks your sisterhow does he do it
>>571288816Parents are usually going to be more protective of the female child. It's not fair, and it's not right, but boys usually get the short end of the stick, and from what I've been told by other guys I know: older brothers usually get it the worst.
I need her!
Andrew's not some kind of genius, it's just that most of the other characters are dumb.
>>571291596Andrew's not even particularly smart. Ashley, on the other hand, is a fucking genius on every matter except herself.
>>571289202
>>571291596That just means the player is the one smarter than everybody else, who is me. Checkers mate.
>>571289202Which one? There are a few.
>>571292650>>571293053these are cute but not the pic I was thinking of. iirc it was them as teenagers in it.
>>571293976I searched through all of my files with "music" or "listen" in the filename but best I can come up with is this...
>>571292650>>571293053Apple took away my chance at this when they made airpods. Damn you Tim Cook from preventing me from cuddling with my sister while listening to music!
>>571294417At least your sister can still listen to a song and imagine that you're singing it and that she's your biggest fan, anon.
>>571294291just found it on my phone :)
>>571298926Why did her dad have sex with a nigger? What a homewrecker.
>>571299008what?
>>571299008Truly the most recognizable post in /calg/ history
>>571299909lurk for 10,000 years
Anons of calg, I feel very down and exhausted after university exam. Can you please cheer me up?
>>571300816No
>>571300816Yes
>>571300917If I had seen her under my bed like that I would just pull her out of there and cuddle and sleep with her like a teddy bear.
>>571300816wow, good job on your exam!! i'm really proud of you for going to university and working hard to get your degree. i hope you got a great grade! <3
Good hours
>>571301187Creatureley IS very cute.
>>571300816not feeling well? lets check you out
>>571301215This is how they get you
>>571301471he said to cheer him up!! what do you want from me!!!
>>571301471This is why only sisters should cheer up brothers. It obviates the need to grasp the foid question.
>>571301215Thank you Ashley. My curiosity about You and your brother's adventures and relationship between is the only thing that keeps me away from blowing my brains. I don't think I can end it until I see the day tcoaal is complete.
>>571300816>after university examIn June?
>>571302759indian
>>571302861What?
>>571303132just a nigga trying to stir the pot, pay it no mind
>>571302705that's nice but don't kill yourself. that's retarded? like if you kill yourself you won't be alive. or you'll survive and have to live with brain damage or whatever
>>571302759It was university entrence exam. There is another one tomorrow.
did any of you guys watch Obsession? it gave some coffin vibes with the insane possessive GF being the source of a lot of early horror, but in the end the spineless guy's inability to take accountability and end the situation being the ultimate villain. i thought it was very coffin in that way. also it was fuckign scary and i wanted to leave the theater but i was with a friend soo
>>571306901I'm not particularly interested in drawing renee.
>>571306990Just once :( Just a sketch
>>571306990Happy Pride!
>>571307281You could learn how to draw instead of calling people gay because they don't want to draw for you.
>>571306901>Tall Renee>Fully grown 20 year old Ashley barely above Renees shouldersHow tall are the cast of TCOAAL? I like to imagine Ashley is shorter than Julia which helped caused her envy towards her.
>>571307859Julia is 4 foot 11
>>571307859>Andrew, 5'9>Ashley, 4'11>Julia, 5'2>Renee, 5'3>Douglas, 5'9
>>571309723Add three inches to everyone except Renee and this seems about right.
>>571310356>Add three inches to everyoneWish I could
>>571310356Subtract 3 inches to everyone including Renee
>>571309723>4'11genuinely how do ''people'' this short feel human? thats literally smaller than the monkeys that came before us
>>571311128There was a clique of theree girls around that height in my high school. One got fat, one went gay, one gay left and went to Ireland
Julia sees that Ashley started Undertale. She asks if she thinks it's amazing and who her favorite character is.She's horrified to find out Ashley downloaded a pirated copy online.
>>571311360probably has the fattest ass in ireland now
>>571311360>one gay left
>>571311360>Leprechaun went to the land of her ancestorsHeartwarming
>>571313180Kek desu
>bra line doesn't even fit the bra she's wearingLol.Also blushing is so hot.
>>571311128>thats literally smaller than the monkeys that came before usWeren't most Homonids like 4 feet tall?
>>571310727Wish harder. Futashley is getting bored.
>>571311128There was a girl that was like 4'6 at most back when I went to highschool. She was kinda cute and acted that way but you could tell she had some issues pretty fast. I can't confirm it but I think she trooned out which is comically unfortunate for a petite girl to try becoming a tall midget boy.
https://x.com/i/status/2068188696096965029
>>571314438God, I wish girls had cocks. I'd love to play with Renee's and Julia's
>>571281320Such as?
>>571314305>>571315526This little sister has some big fukken sisters
>>571236895holy fucking jewshley who the fuck okayed this op?
>>571305104That is what we call "Nemleian"
>>571309723>Andrew, 5'9Nemlei said Andrew is tall.
>>5713179165'9" is tall unless you're a foid on the dating apps.
>>571317634I did.
>>571317963>5'9" is tall
>>571317634We love our Ashbigail Shapiro
>>571317963This is cope, 5'9 is the average male height in the US and Australia, both countries that are filled with non-whites; in Finland where there is nary a Chinaman to lower the numbers, the average male height is 5'11. I surmise that Andrew has got to be at least 6'2.
>>571318641>This is copeI'm just being realistic, I have no dogs in this race.
>>571318717>I'm just being realisticNo you're not, because foids on dating apps aren't including Asians in the average height.
>>571318961Foids on dating apps aren't people, and are not considering anything.
>>571319069I'm not including Asians in the average height either, particularly when Coffin takes place in a Nordic country and Andrew is a local.
>>571319069Allah approves this message.
>>571319423>brownjacketing because I insulted women on dating appsfound the woman
>>571319507I wasn't being ironic or whatever "brownjacketing" is.
>>571315526I can tell the person who drew this has a thing for evil bossy bad bitches. Maybe even a thing for degradation who knows.
>>571318206Le sassy nigger gif
>>571320046The classic appeal to smug negro gif fallacy
>>571318471Maybe Julia really was a brother stealing hussie swine idek
Its so easy
>>571320268What's crazy is that her khazar milkers are even bigger now.
>>571320268>>571320336I need a nursing handjob from this profusely lactating Jewess while she calls me a good goy
>>571320336All sisters are granted a growth in breasts twice in size when they are upgraded to motherhood. Un4chanateleyley this grant is originally for their brothers and it's a great tragedy that we regularly enforce as a society the separation of Brother and Sister, so they go to waste at the suckling of some delinquent instead. Sad!
>>571320528That's funny as fuck
>>571320528Sisrael approves and probably also sponsors this post.
>>571320731I still can't get over his thematically beautiful this image is because it represents the resolution of all the siblings' problems: the son can rest peacefully and the daughter can tolerate existing without hyperactivity. It brings a tear to my eye...
>>571320954>SisraelIt'd be Husrael, filled with tricky no-good moneygrubbing backstabbing brother-stealing nation-wrecking harlots trying to trick the hapless boyim into supporting them with their fat milkies.
>>571321035It brings a cum to my dick...
>>571321035*how thematically beautiful this image is
>>571320731>>571321035She has her mom's sass
>>571321839Hope she grows up to have her mom's ass too.
>>571321215>boyim"Broyim" was right there, you had one job anon
>>571320954>>571321215>>571321989/calg/ is just a huge circlejerk of puns and coinages isn't it
>>571322210We be sayin' words n' shit, nigga.
>>571322210Nemleian is one of the greatest.
>>571322340t. humans around 100k year ago on a random Tuesday
>>571322515The language must change, slowly, over a long period of time to avoid causing mass systeria.
>>571321989Boyim is /r9k/ lingo
>>571323005I wouldn't know, I don't go to /r9k/
>>571307621Maybe that's why there's so much ai renee art?
>>571323362I've had the misfortune to be exposed to it while looking through archives.
>>571319507>brownjacketingDude you NEED to go outside
>>571323410I mean, there's a ton of AI shit in general. I don't necessarily have anything against it, but I do associate it with generally unpleasant individuals.
Best girl
>>571324323>"touch grass" in /calg/You are not a real person.
>>571325067Round these parts it's "touch grass (your sister's)"
>he doesn't go >>>/out/sideandrew...
>>571325924This. If you aren't touching grass with your sister, you are a failure
>>571306901I’ve posted this before but I usually use it as a smoke bomb when shits getting real in here
>>571326545Jesus Christ, how horrifying
>>571326545Fat Bitch Friday?
I would for once appreciate Renee art that isn't AI generated, hypershit, nor drawn by Hispanics.
i have this picture does anyone have pictures of Ashly dominating Julia. the idea is really funny.
>>571326732I have bad news for you
>>571326785Girls love is the purest form
>>571326785>>571326891Post the discord link
>>571326961keeeeeeeeek you thought
>>571324323>>571326142What do you mean touch grass. Im already touching my sister's bush
>>571327864>bush
>>571326676My dad had sex with a fat bitch
>>571327981No surprise, we've all had sex with your mom
>>571258305thanks for answering my game related question
>>571328226Don't be a divaBut yes, I imagine summoning LU in Ch2 will lead to a slight dialogue change in Burial
>>571328162I'm a Motherlover, you're a MotherloverWe should fuck each other's mothers (Fuck each other's moms)I'll push in that lady where you came out as a babyAin't no doubt, this shit is crazy (Fuckin' each other's moms)'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's NightIf doin' it is wrong, I don't wanna be rightI'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myselfTo me, you're like a brother, so be my MotherloverThey blessed us both with the gift of life (Oh)She brought you in this world so l'ma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had (Uh-huh)The choice can be no other, be my mother loverhttps://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM
>>571328576J-Tim had no reason to go as hard as he did in those songs. Dick In A Box is legitimately good and I listen to it regularly
>>571327864I found out my sister shaves. She was telling me about how one of her co-workers was bending over and you could see her pubes sticking out. So she's like "Shaving is just the normal thing to do" which hit me like a brick. She was looking at me like she expected a reply, but I didn't say anything. She then said "...or at least trimming", but I still couldn't muster a single word because I was too heartbroken.
>>571328739>I found out my sister shaves.Nice.
>>571328739Older or younger sister?
>>571328441It's moreso my commenting on niggas who complain about, "off topic discussions" but these same people won't answer a game related question when presented with one.
>>571328885WAH WAH WAH
>>571328874Older.
>>571328980I'm so sorry that happened, nobody deserves to go through that
>>571328979You're right. These niggas should stop crying and actually just answer the damn question.
>>571328980She's setting an example for you and you rebuff her?
>>571329256It's okay for guys to shave their pubes. But women? It's just not right, it's just not right.
>>571329394You nasty.
>>571328739should've done a surprise pussy inspection and yanked her pants down right there
i prefer sisters with an unkempt bush and trimmed pitsbut that's just me
>>571329615You niggas are so GROSS
>>571328704Fr frBy all means Justin Timberlake should be cringe but you look at his discography and it’s a shocking amount of bangersRock Your Body, Mirrors, Cry Me a River, Suit and Tie, SexyBack, I Think She Knows, Not a Bad Thing, Can’t stop the feeling, What goes around, Summer love, Bye bye bye, It’s gonna be me, I want you back, Better Place, Perfect, The Other Side, Dick in a Box, Motherlover, 3-wayJustincredible. Sometimes I don’t even recognize these names but then I listen and am like oh yeah that one really rocked my body
i prefer sisters
>>571329507I'll tell you what's nasty: shaving, trimming, and landing strips. I went most my life thinking pussy looked ugly because full bushes got memory holed by the la-li-lu-le-lo. I bet that's why anal is so popular now too: assholes are much prettier than shaven pussies.
>>571329987
>>571329987I think you might just be gay
>>571329987>hairfag literally cannot be aroused by a vagina unless it's hidden under a mangle of hairYou people demonstrate why you're subhuman every time you post.
>>571330153>liking women as they are meant to be is gay
>>571330245>cannot be aroused by a woman's vagina in and of itselfYes, you're a faggot.
>>571330245>I went most my life thinking pussy looked ugly>assholes are much prettier
>>571330395how? nta but without horny juice warping my mind they're disgusting to look at
>>571330395>cannot be aroused by a prepubescent-looking mingeDoesn't sound too damning to me.
>>571330331
Pussies should be clean innies
At this point I'm just waiting for the made-up bullshit evolutionary psychology post to really round out the "braindead fetishist makes retarded post" cycle.
>>571330674so true
Body hair is a boy trait. Girls should be hairless from the nose down
>>571330789Shaven isn't a fetish?
>>571326732
>>571331004oh, deflection works too I guess.
ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!!
>>571331004They’re talking about hairy
>>571329821I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK
>>571331287WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?ANDREW, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT TILL I SAY YOU CAN!
>>571329821>>571331387Backstreet Boys were better. I fucking said it.
>>571331319So something that was just the default before the creation of VHS pornography is a fetish, but the opposite isn't a fetish?
NEED to get my sister's asshole hairs stuck between my teeth
>>571331563
>>571331460Gayest post today
>>571331734Even gayer than saying pussy is ugly and assholes are pretty?
>>571331819No one said pussies are ugly
>>571331487This argument has been had umpteenbillion times, and every time you, or someone who posts suspiciously similarly to you (pubefag hivemind?) starts doing everything under the sun to make it about anything other than them getting clowned on for a patently retarded statement. Yes, the fact that you cannot be aroused by a vagina, and in fact are repelled by them if they are not extremely hairy IS in fact a fucking fetish. Completely bald and full jungle is not a binary, there's a whole spectrum between them and the preference of most normal, functional men is "as long as it doesn't get in the way."You know this, you know nobody is actually saying it has to be completely bald, you're being rightfully made fun of for a patently retarded, borderline homosexual declaration that you are repelled by vaginas, and everything you say is auxiliary to this fact. I'm not going to argue the point further, either, because if you can't understand what is being said you're just trolling.
>>571331867try reading the thread nigga
>>571331819
>>571331912>you cannot be aroused by a vaginaNobody said this. If that's your reading of "shaven cunts are ugly", then by your logic, why shouldn't ordinary men be aroused by prepubescent cunts?
>>571331984TRUKEAlso I’m pretty sure Julia would prefer Backstreet Boys because JT started saying swears and unholy things in his songs after
>>571332093>Nobody said thisTrolling it is, then.
>all this because I made a joke about my sisters having a jungle meaning she's fertile
some of y'all are actually women or low test faggotsif you're not able to get up by the sight of any kind of pussy maybe pick up a fucking dumbbell for once in your life
>>571332127>Trolling it is, then"I went most my life thinking pussy looked ugly because full bushes got memory holed by the la-li-lu-le-lo" =/= "you cannot be aroused by a vagina"
This arguing is too much for me. That's why I prefer bussy
>>571331984I went from ironically liking shitty boyband songs to actually kind of liking them because me and the guys would sing the shit out of them while engaging in activities which are not particularly jovial or lighthearted.
>>571332159This is /vg/, you're not convincing anyone that you get pussy
>>571332315Hairy or feminine Bussy?
>>571330943Very true
>>571332462Anon, did you miss the "y'all?"
>>571332113>mfw Julia puts on Christian rock again and I have to pretend to like it because I don't want to make her feel bad
post lewd andrew pics
>>571332519Don't reply to me in such a faggoty way. I'm not on your side either.
>>571331964I did and I found instances of finding visibly post-pubescent pussies to NOT be ugly
>>571332802What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>571332462nta but I only come to /calg/ and am relatively normie coded irl. Genetic lottery helps but I believe anyone can do it with the right attitude and determination- the issue is the despair reinforces defeatism
>>571332785Don't have any Lewdrews but I did stumble across this, which I haven't posted in a while
>>571332903I love that we still use /v/-era edits. This is true nationbuilding.
>>571332903Getting laid is the easy part. It's finding a woman worth marrying that's insurmountable. Sisters solve this, by the way.
>>571333136Reminder that this picture is less gay than Anons refusing to hug their sisters.
>>571333136
>>571333031I don’t have a sister so I’m hoping to find a witch that will make a melancholy femboy clone of myself. I’ve seen that Snapchat filter. I’m down.
i'm going to bed
>>571333407>I don’t have a sisterThat's unfortunate. Even worse is that the process of sister adoption nowadays is so difficult it's borderline impossible.
>>571333581Does it count if they’re normal foids that agree to be your sister cuz I got a few of that
>>571334375Definitely not. There's a sister indoctrination process culminating in a blessing by a Delphic Priest. 100 years ago this was basically a two-day seminar and an exchange of vows; and nowadays it's a 3-day defoidification process involving cattle prods and waterboarding, and is practically banned in every country except for Switzerland and Florida.
Coffin is such magic that it even makes me like sloppa songs just because it's about Coffinhttps://youtu.be/ygp2t2MYrCA?si=TbsZDMK7lZWY1Nnl
>>571334617It's banned for good reason, you can't manufacture siblinghood on an assembly line. At least among civilized peoples the traditional vows were a ritual confirmation of years of cultivating the bonds a shared childhood would normally have created. The problem is that nobody wants to do that anymore. They think "what can they do for me?" but think they lose izzat by offering anything in return.
>>571332971
>>571236895That's a pretty unique artstyle. Looks oddly familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.
>>571335904>assembly lineI fucking wish, no man, that shit is involved and personal. We're talking strapping the prospective sister to a chair Clockwork Orange style and forcing her to watch a slideshow of happy siblings and shocking her with a cattle prod every time she commits a thotcrime in her mind.
>>571336276I haven't watched Clockwork Orange yet, is that good viewing with my sister?
>>571337086It's not actually a very good movie.
Moments before being kissed
*killed
>>571338023Was she grinding her pussy on that pillow?
>>571338243Seeing (You) made her horny
>>571338415
>>571338460Put a shirt on!
https://x.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2068365043146641463
Imagine there's no hussiesIt's easy if you try
https://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2068417811211264200/photo/1
>>571338460New Tinyley unlocked
>>571340662Cute
And without the paper stylizing.
>>571341456Backrooms if it was actually good
>>571240236
>>571341741Daughter
>>571341706*were
The sisters are not autistic enough, I'm telling you.
>>571342706Ausistic, if you will.
I want to spend literally all day jerking off to Ashley
>>571340662hussies
>>571343485Andrew, please. You can't keep doing this.
>>571343901I fucking hate waking up I fucking hate having to leave my room I fucking hate how my cock hurts after I cum too many times all I want is to stay in my room on my PC jerking off to Ashley and Renee and Julia and fucking Andrew and Thiu too I hate being alive I just want to jerk off all day why did
>>571344042You're the gender swapped version of this
>>571344042Frankly, it sounds like you have a little bit of a problem. Have you tried not beating your shit until it hurts? That's not even masturbation, that's self-flagellation.
>>571344226
>>571344226I can't lie, I'm super jealous of women for being able to jerk off all day. But I also think that having a cock is better so maybe it all balances out. You just know that Ashley fapped a ton. A hikkiNEET in her teens who was often home alone while her parents were at work and Andrew work/school? She was flicking the bean like CRAZY>>571344735But I want to jerk off. I just don't want it to hurt
>>571345042>But I want to jerk off. I just don't want it to hurtYou can't get everything you want
>>571345065But if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need
>>571346480How life feels without hussies
>>571347275Based
>>571347275When you're hussn't
>>571350587
>>571350587look at her go!
>>571351137Leyley if childhood obesity
>>571351582Leyley if asthma was contagious
>>571351617*were
>>571351735I'm a redneck, bitchit's 'WAS' down heretake your unwanted school-learnin' ass back north
>>571351892We love our rednecks, don't we folks?
>>571351892Based retard
>>571236895>over 500 replies in less than 24 hours.least active thread so far
>>571352215Asshurt moves units.
>>571340847I kinda figured that if Ashley knew Andrew was spying on her she'd put on a show or something. She knows that Andrew is attracted to her and that her looks are really all she has going for her, at least from her perspective. She wants Andrew to pick her over Julia, so she might as well flaunt what she has. Maybe if she sees Andrew's green eye looking at her through the key hole, she could put on a strip tease or something.
>>571351892Rednecks have better grammar thoughbeit because they never learned Hollywood creole.
>>571352285She likely wouldn't notice unless he made some sort of overt noise, like falling over and bonking his noggin.
>>571352382Rednecks have a higher rate of literacy than your average city slick "intellectual" types.
>I NEED YOU I NEED YOU I NEED YOU I NEED YOUWhat did Andrew mean by this?
>>571354459It meant blood was rushing to his penis
>>571354459Sex. With sisters.
>>571354459>What did Andrew mean by this?
>>571352374need to stuff leyley
>>571355404Should anon be shoved into a woodchipper, a wooden trunk, or a giant cartoon soup cauldron?
>>571356169Thus, anon gets the exact reply he was looking for.
>>571333461This looks like hes wearing a diaper
>>571245801>I have acquired a nice watch.I'm a low-grade watch guy so it's really easy for my sister to pick gifts for me.
>>571356169what's wrong with what i said?
https://youtu.be/zkDHzwbUW0A
>>571357860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBBq5wiG7s
Only 10 more days until the devlog
This with ashley
>>571358458Anybody who uses the term "puppy girl" is a tranny. I don't make the rules, I just observe them.
>>571358535Ok then imagine its cat and catgirl
>>571358572Also a term envisioned entirely by men.
>>571358535"tranny" is a generous term. "Mentally deranged" is more accurate.
>>571358614Well duh. When have women contributed on ANYTHING
>>571358662Anon... you said the same thing twice.
I think people on 4chan may not be the most knowledgeable, sane, just or well-adjusted individuals
>>571359940/calg/ is literally home to geneticists, lawyers, mathematicians, and philosophers. Who are you, by comparison?
>>571360152>I know, reposting my deleted images is going to work this time!
>>571360261He's right. Now I want to stuff Leyley for some reason.
>>571360261why delete it when it's on topic and it's literally andyxleyley
Pick a route, /calg/. Answers are time sensitive.
>>571360503Sane Burial
>>571360035this nigga thinks reddit is the place to go for the most knowledgeable, sane, just or well-adjusted individuals.Get his ass
>>571360035I fear that users on Reddit might not be the most intelligent, lucid, moral or centered fellows
Shhhh I'm retarded and can't read
what if the parents tried a third time and Ashley had a little brother with the same age gap as Andrew to Ashley, so now it’s like twilight where she has two brothers to pick from
>>571361238go on
>>571361195kk it’s all good, luv u
Can this thread PLEASE go one day without overt fetish posting?
>>571361343No. The better question is if somebody can go one day without overt fetish posting and then trying their best to come up with bullshit reasons why it's actually not a fetish and completely normal. The answer to that question is still no.
>>571361343
>>571361343I just wanna post my blacked scat NTR inflation fetish in peace.
>>571361238The main reason for their codependency is Andrew serving as literally everything to Ashley. If the third child was normal then their life would continue as expected, but if not Andrew would get another Ashley to take care of that he is incapable of falling in love with. Beyond that though, it seems most Delphic relationships are monogamous. All the confessions or tales I've read always are about two siblings being purely attracted to the other, there's never any love-triangle aspects with a third. I wonder why that is?
>>571361273This is a collaborative writing process which is to say I have no idea where I’m going with this. I just thought it was an interesting thought because I feel as though Andrew is picked out of familial convenience and not because of any qualities of his own. Which would in my eyes mean a second option would challenge that a bit, among other major changes to the upbringing of both Andrew and Ashley.
>>571362253Familial convenience doesn't begin to explain the connection between Andrew and Ashley, at least in the simplest sense. Andrew is Ashley's everything, the only man who could tolerate her, whether by choice or because he had to, the only man who could walk beside her when everyone else hated her, or was freaked out by her, or didn't want to deal with her, he was the only one, always was the only one, and will always be the only one. Because of that there's nobody that Andrew could love more, or hate more, than Ashley. Adding a third sibling would just be extraneous.
>>571362101Because we just discovered the concept for the next YA romance novel phenomenon. We’ll sell #Team shirts and everything!
>>571362476That’s what I mean though, Andrew was lucky enough to be her one sibling and the rest of that came with it. I don’t think Andrew would’ve lucked out like this if they say, met at daycare or high school.You could say him being slightly older is a head-start advantage over a slightly younger sibling but that conversation becomes too close to a discussion about muh problematic dynamics for me
>>571362940>I don’t think Andrew would’ve lucked out like this if they say, met at daycare or high school.Yes anon, you've discovered the tragic and beautiful part of the romance. The whole point is that Andrew isn't just "some guy," his virtues as a man exist almost entirely outside of Ashley's attraction toward him.
>>571362585Youth are the future and everything after all, the /calg/ propaganda department must promote delphism to them with literature targeted at their demographic! Next will be music, movies, clothing, and of course, short form video.If I weren't on mobile here's the part where I'd try to make an edit of Andrew as Goebbels.
This made me think what if Nina was the third sibling and Ashley made Andrew kill (manslaughter I guess) her to avoid any chance of such sibling rivalry?I mean that has less reverberation on the timeline but it’d be slightly more fucked. Might give the mom more reason (or less maybe) to cover it up since it’d look really shitty on her that her kids killed one of her other kids
>>571363272I actually wonder if you could genuinely make a Twilight sized franchise out of incest books in modernity, is society ready, has this game paved the way enough? They’re already popular even with women on fic sites and shit, but like, blockbuster movies based on them?
The Coffin movie shall make 3 Leylillion dollars
Just embarrassed myself at work bcz my managers never trained me for a thing so I sorta froze up during a crucial event :<
>>571363471I have the better chromosomes so I can't really say anything authoritative on the matter, but I think it's definitely possible. Behind closed doors I don't think very many people have too much of a visceral disgust reaction to it, really the dislike of incest is cultural and societal way more than it is individual. I could totally see people reading some women's romance story about it if done correctly.I wouldn't say it's the right play for actually forwarding acceptance of incest though, it would be really difficult to not make readers cross the boundary into fetish territory, even if the content itself treats it with more tact.
>>571363816The real trick to everything in life, up to and including war, is to just fucking wing it with absolute confidence.
>>571363710Jhicken Cockey
>>571363879Incest is a greatly untapped market for romance. The demand is there, hence why Coffin sold like crack in Detroit, but the problem is that the supply is limited, pretentious, and cowardly. Sex. With sisters, is something the masses yearn for.
>>571363710>Mornin' Andy, how's it going?>I just had the wildest dream leyley, it felt like I just escaped our coffin or something!
>>571363894Well I cant really wing it when it comes to health care bcz then that could get someone killed
>>571364154Pour rubbing alcohol on it, sew it up, and let the professionals deal with it. That's all the healthcare you need.
>>571363879>it would be really difficult to not make readers cross the boundary into fetish territory, even if the content itself treats it with more tact.fun fact fifty shades of grey started from a fetish fic of twilight.So this means if the hypothetical book followed the same cultural trajectory, we’d get ANOTHER big incest franchise that’s even more focused on brother sister sex. Win win.
>>571362101>I wonder why that is?There are some pretty serious barriers to falling in love with your sibling. Almost nobody crosses them once, let alone twice. The level of love for each other a couple would need to have to do that is also inherently exclusive.>inb4One girl being sexually abused by multiple family members isn't love.
>>571364232what about multiple family members being sexually abused by one girl
>>571364571No. Sex. With sisters.
>>571364571Yes
"Andrew! I had another vision! Later today we're going to sit down to watch TV! And you're going to get a bowl of ice cream from the freezer! You're going to eat the ice cream a bit too fast! You're going to get an ice cream headache! It's going to hurt real bad for like 8-9 seconds!"
>>571364571A horror movie about romantic incest would just become a sort of genderswapped Obsession I’d betWhich… I don’t know how coffin will shake out but some of those previews make it feel like there’s a chance we might end up close to that anyway.Sometimes I’m concerned Andrew could ultimately end up as the antagonist by the end
>>571364215Yes, anon. I work in the Healthcare industry.Im security for a hospital and turns out that its my responsibility to get helicopter drop off and pick ups situated but I never got trained for that
>>571365107Tell them to helicopter better
>>571364041Even japanese no longer have guts to produce real incest shit. The future looks grim
>>571364232Siblings are born in love. They are merely conditioned into believing otherwise.
>>571346117goodnight /calg/
>>571364896Demon infused Andrew final boss
>>571367690Nigdrew
>>571367690i have to jerk off to this now thanks
>>571363710>dollarsWhat will the currency of Delphoria be?
>>571367690yndrew hood crashout asmr
>>571368091Females when they see any male character with even slightly monstrous non-human features.
>>571368062I’m not satisfied with the colors especially since it looks redder saved, no idea why it made it more brick colored uploaded, I also think I should’ve made the green of the eyes more neonish like green flames
>>571363936Google Dockey!
Sharing a menthol with sister
>>571365107
>>571368784smoking is bad for you and is a waste of money
>>571368784Can you feel it turning your lungs black
Sharing 500 cigarettes with sister
>>571368950Nuh uh no newports we smoke camels like real blue collars
>>571368954mentlegenshley
Andrew pushing Ashley away was a fucking tragedy.He had no idea how much hell would result from that. He was too young and too stupid to understand.
>>571368950>>571369015https://youtu.be/WN_ZKKZiOIYThe Coffee Town of Andy and Leyley
>>571369296Crucial context:- he started smoking recently because his boss was suspicious of his smoke breaks- his friends decided it’d sound weird to say newports are a black people brand so he doesn’t know- brown town is the old name for the storeFunny movie
>>571368904My sister smokes and it's hot, no chromo. The most cunt photo I've ever seen is her blowing smoke up at the sky.
>>571370075>no chromoSire, this is /calgee/.
Livin la Vida coffin
fairs
>>571370321that book blows
>>571370350I read it + The hotel new hampshire because they were brosis books and i was disappointed I dont think im the target demographic desu
>>571370567Best incest novel I've ever read was Forbidden. Though it's definitely melowdramatic and has a devastating end.
>>571371071Can incest authors for ONCE write something that isn't goyim demoralisation slop?
>>571371071I read that one and was surpised a woman wrote it because its like “This guys awkward and everybody makes fun of him but ACTUALLY he’s a genius and all the women love him!!” It feels like the kind of thing I would write for myself
>>571371390I will say, the way Lochan is written definitely makes me feel like he's on the spectrum. Functional at least, or has some other slight mental disability. Maybe it's just me. It's natural for some people to be introverted, but he's kind of ridiculous.
>>571371765Tru dat
>>571261592In the past few weeks, Halloween Chiptune has become the main theme of my life.For now at least.
>>571372158>the No of Good and Noelle (TNOGN) gameplay
>>571237469Bro we can see through your shit ez come on.
The seventh /calg/ census has been up for almost 6 days now, so I'll close it a bit over 24 hours from now. We've got 31 respondents at the moment, down from 34 last time. Make sure to include it in the next OP!
>>571237097ARRRGHHH PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS GOONSLOP
I'm hiring goons. All goons welcome.
>>571238748Shota andy Ok but when you put that in your post like mine it means we can have whole secret conversations together where we call that filter anon a lilly limp wristed faggot fucker and he’ll never know
I wonder where the Andy sprite edit of him wearing my shirt is
Nemlei has informed me that Andrew's balls will experience hurt in Episode 3B.
>>571368368The pound, as in you should pound your sister.
Since the game now canonically takes place around the 2010s, do you think Ashley ever checked gore content out on the early Internet, if she ever could access the Internet at all?
>>571374902>Since the game now canonically takes place around the 2010sWrong. The life insurance fraudsters doctored Ashley's date of birth to give Renee a bigger life insurance layout (death of a minor)
>>571375114payout*
>>571375114Means canonically game takes place in 1999-2000
>is a baby boomer>teaches her kids zero skills and demoralizes them at every turn>sells out her children's future>exploits the social contract in every conceivable way to leave nothing for her offspring, then tells them to just pull themselves up by the bootstrapsReal subtle, Nemlei.
>>571375114Anon... Nemlei fucked up, you have to accept this and make peace with it.
>>571376565>that picrel
>>571375868>>teaches her kids zero skillsShe taught Andy to save water.
>>571376565This is why we need a new QnA. Unfortunately pic related has guaranteed that there will never be another.
>>571376891Andrew is an ass man. Not a foot man.
>>571376891What *was* he doing? Footgods, please chime in.
Little sisters need to be taught the intricacies of sex through practicehttps://files.catbox.moe/klhbkc.jpg
Luring ashley into my apartment only to strap her to a chair and force her to listen to crowbars entire discography in one sitting
>>571378148Down is better.
>>571378307Gen x dad rock
>>571379339Put some respect on Phil Anselmo's name, sonny boy.
>>571379618Lol his name is fill anus mo(re)
>>571379869Also, bassist from Crowbar is in Down. True fans would know.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
14 months later... This game better end up being 20+ hours long.
This bussy better end up being 20+ hours long
>>571385279qtpi
>>571385279Pitley...
https://x.com/i/status/2068601240477372444
>>571388998Wi-Fi-enabled hussies
Imagine there's no HussiesIt's easy if you tryNo floozies near usAbove us only skyImagine all the siblings lovin' each otherAh, ah, ah-ahImagine there's no mothersIt isn't hard to doNo one to mock or hurt youAnd no bad fathers, tooImagine all the siblings livin' life in peaceYoo, hoo, oo-ooYou may say I'm a dreamerBut I'm not the only oneI hope some day you'll join usAnd the world will be one
>>571390752Squishing your sister's cheeks shows her you love her.
>>571388998Now shoot her
>>571394231>This kills the hussy
>>571390752Crushing your sister's head shows her you hate her.
>>571390752Squishing your sister's (butt) cheeks shows her you lust for her.
>>571396580Hell yeah
>>571396685>stepbro
>>571398820would scream 6 7 with her
>>571398820Leyley!
>>571399581An adorable cinnamon bun who would have turned out just fine with genuine love.
>>571397005>FitAWhy is it always this book? Have you any idea how many series especially fantasy have some level of incest content? I actually stopped reading high fantasy books for a while because after the 5th series where it turned out to be a major plot point I wanted a break
>>571400394>I actually stopped reading high fantasy books for a while because after the 5th series where it turned out to be a major plot point I wanted a breakLet me guess... cousins? Or it treats the incest as bad in some way?
WHAT AM I HOLDING BACK FOR AT THIS POINT? WE ARE NEVER GETTING BETTER! I SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE F I WANT WITH YOU!
>>571401109wut
>mfw my sister reveals a deep insecurity of hers
>>571401167How about it little sister? Would you like that? You'd think. Given how many passes you gave at me.
>>571401571wut
>>571401594YEAH? THE NEXT TIME I GET MY HANDS ON YOU WE WILL PLAY BY MY RULES!
>>571401716Again, I must reiterate: what in the absolute bug fuck are you talking about?
>>571401801>bug fuckIncestcest
>>571404232Insectuous
>>571404527The sounds of incest is a quintessential part of summer
>>571404645It's a quintessential human experience, different in every part of the world, and yet somehow the same.>Japan"Onii-chan my hips are moving on their own!">America"Help me big bro, I'm stuck in this washing machine!">American Ghetto"Onii-nigga mah hips be twerkin' by dey own damn selves!"
>>571404527>flies into everything except the open window in your room
>>571405194Bugley! You're back!
>>571401801He's quoting Andrew's meltdown at the end of Lord Unknown's Tar Soul Vision Quest™
>>571406319I know, I'm just more confused about the context of it appearing out of nowhere.
Asking Julia to pee on my face then really regretting it after it starts and I realize I'm not actually into it
>>571406434It is such good crash out dialog writing from nemlei. That's why I quoted it. Sometimes it just suddenly pops up in my mind with dark bells slowed playing.
>>571373284Waow...
>>571407951rude coward, what of waste of pissIT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME IN YOUR PLACE
Unlimited cock in sisters
>>571410653>Sex. With sisters.Bold. Simple. Elegant, bordering poetic.>Unlimited cock in sistersCrass. Pornographic. Crude monkeybabble from an uncivilized neanderthal.
>>571410653Just any cock? Gross.
>>571410653Unlimited cock sisters
>>571412039No, it has to be her brother's cock.
So, as I pray, Unlimited Cock Works.
Have sisters fallen?
Tripping up sisters
Karugo, my shift is about to start. Bump duty is in your hands. Don't forget to bake!
I need COCK Thiu
How much of Westermarck is just the lack of 'mystique' that people who don't really know each other enjoy?Siblings have seen each other at their most slobby moments plenty of times. Sweaty, unkempt. You've almost certainly heard them blast explosive diarrhea in the toilet or seen them throw up in a bucket during illness at some point in your life. Much less true for unrelated couples in the first few years of their relationship, which lets them project a sort of ideal on their partner that makes them more attractive than they really are.
>>571417001>my shift is about to startIt's Sunday!
>>571417874>How much of Westermarck is just the lack of 'mystique' that people who don't really know each other enjoy?That's really the big question, because no exhaustive research has been done to differentiate between the "cooling off" effect and the supposed "Westermarck effect."
>>571421502That mouth is weird as fuck I do NOT like this image
Thoughts on next OP image?
>>571422361This one >>571339475
>>571422361It's Father's Day in burgerland, so something with Douglas or gramps?
>>571422361>>571422584Douglas OP sounds good
>>571422361i've already chosen what image to use and have a pre-bake at the ready
Don't make a joke about me enjoying /calg/ too much.Just give me another bake.
>>571417593Thiu, I need COCK
>>571422361tcoaal 2000s emo art style edition
>>571425948>>571425948>>571425948
uhh... guys? the thread has already baked. where are you all?
>>571425991guys, the thread is already on page 6seriously, where the fuck are you guys??
