Previous: >>571244991>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
comfy 2.5 hours…
this bread butter be butter
Double rice serving
>>571261790So flat
I AM THE WINNER?!?!
Hey its her husbands song
next bread will be butter
When do we get Mrs. Victoria again?
>Maya's VA last appearance was 4th event
>>571261867KAICHOU!!!!
n*ngen women doing umaface isn't quirky or funny it's racist please do better it's 2026
I FUCKING HATE THE AI SHILLING
real uma idol hours
Man I love Starting Force
>my trainee showed up with another man
MARES
When is Special Cute gonna appear?
if this was during burger hours we would have a big melty
>>571261872witgod said we will get it in Scorpio 2
>>571261885but that's wrong? 6th spring, day 1, she played bass in shake it up
...is that ai?
MADA MADA
>>571261969>he doesn't know
>>571261961CHOMP
>>571262023
Hey losers, when does Rudolf sing?
>>571262121lmeow
>>571262121The accident wasn't your fault
>>571262023yes
>>571261057>>571261485>she just stopped doing her radios, streams, every public appearance gig due to ego searches >even has a radio show and hangs out a lot with tonopi I'm getting conflicting messages here cause she has twitter with youtube so?https://x.com/o_nishi_sa_ori_
AAAIIEEE
>>571262026Didn't she appear on the screen last time?
When is the best locodol going to show up?
>>571262191if you listened to ms. victoria before you won the cm you're gonna lose, it's a bad omen
HACHI-MI!HACHI-MI!HACHI-MI!
>>571262179you will notice she started a twitter this year, yes?and I that said she's been healing lately, right?she went radio silent for years, only updating her instagram with slop and getting very few roles
OHAMILE
>>571262260But we're all watching it live? Did we all lose CM15 now?
when's the announcement
>gran alegria sings
>>571261885she was last year on spring leg
>>571262308tomorrow
>>571262303nyes
>>571262010>>571262339There's two events per year? So 7th event actually means 7th year? That's retarded
>>571261885She's busy with Maya's Anime!
maya may potentially sing
is miletard the new curren chan of live vocals now?
>>571262303this CM doesn't happen until 2029, you already lost it if you listened
>>571262350fuarkI'm doing a MANT run
>>571262417
>>57126179022 Rice!
>>5712623635th event lasted two years
>>571262463God no, it’s not even close to how horrible Curren’s was
This event is somewhat unpleasant to watch and to listen to.
>>571261790RICE
IT’S THE MARE SONG
>even more Almond Eye glazing
kaichou_behold_vs_teio_cm_webm
around mares, be aware
>LilacHumilliation ritual on stage
not every mare, but always a mare
Need more Oguri singing
So where's the Vodka glazing?
>>571262534>superscript fail*2^2
>>571262551Isn't Curren's VA old?
>>571262718... tf is wrong with u?
>>571262582faggot
>>571262731Vodka is not a real mare she ran the Derby
booooooo sing an anime opening
Mare sexo song…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ecyN4TmLI
>>571262826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIy_fG6av3II love these uma songs MAD
>>571262582Yeah, i feel like only autistic people with an irrational level of fanaticism can bear this
>>571261636AI SEX
BACK TO BACK NONSTOP AI GLAZING
when are these whores singing winnin 5
>>571262582I feel like these seiyuus aren't as strong as the ones from the last concert in October. Too many of them are falling out of key.
>>571262363I was about to pop off on you but you kind of have a point, japs are dumb and use english words willy nilly, live, event, etc, but they held on the numbering thing so it doesnt creep to unsustainable numbersby memory it should had gone1st event in 2017 2nd event in 20183rd event day 1 in 20213rd event day 2 in 20214th tokyo day 1 in 20224th tokyo day 2 in 20224th yokohama day 1 in 20224th yokohama day 2 in 20224th extra saitama dome day 1 in 20224th extra saitama dome day 2 in 2022then for 5th they toured properwish day 1wish day 2yell day 1yell day 2then 4 more dates I forgot the names they gave, as the anon said it spammed through 2 years, everyone got burned out, then they took a breakthen they came up with kuru-kuru, they were events not just live concerts, I think they went to 4 places, with 9 or 10 performancesthen 6th spring day 16th spring day 26th fall day 16th fall day 2this 7th world tour has the potential to be an even bigger clusterfuck depending on what they announce lol
>>571263004>winning 5>in jp timeline of 2026anon...
uh oh schizo melty song
>>571263096nyoo…
>>571262981you haven't seen anything yet!!
Is it the Takarazuka Kinen song?
AIEEEE
Joshua Gloryham it’s your time to shine
>>571262582It keeps buffering during the good songs
>>571263205
>>571263080they’ll tune it for the bd
>>571263308GLORIOUS
that's a really good son right guys
>>571262290she seemed chill and unhinged, I wonder what happened https://youtu.be/4jpKnLzxL9Ehttps://youtu.be/f2Zc60oFMLc
I REQUIRE MORE AI GLAZING JOHN CYGAMES
Did Kris Sex appear yet?
I need to glaze Ai with my cum
>>571262179>>571263350was the uma season 2 thing because machico had more of a spotlight than her?
Oh hey its the JP login screen song
Why is AI glazed so much. (Apart from me wanting to glaze all over her face of course)
>>571263401yessu
Can't wait for a horse to win 10 G1 so Almond Eye glazing may finally stop
nyo...she's dying
>>571263559It's HER year. Next year will be yanko's year.
love group songs this is what idoling is about
>>571263587nyo...
>>571263590All a jap horse needs to do is win the L'arc and they will be glazed forever until the end of time
>>571263559only uma to beat the emperor's undefeated winning streaka peerless uma
one of the seiyūs is my wife, but you will never know who
Ebayan status?
>>571263740the yellow one
>>571263740we all know it's machico
It's over...
u-oh
>>571263791looks like a washed up aunt with those sunglasses
>>571263791eating donut
>>571263590Believe in our fuarking hero.
>>571263791FAT FUCK
WHERES THE ANNOUNCEMENT
thye killed the stream
>>571263350>tfw no neurotic depressive low self esteem Bakushin gfWhy live
>>571263590>instagram screenshot of some literal whos arguing over dumb shitHave we really stooped so low…
daring tact seiyuu…
>>571263350>>571263449If I remember correctly the blow is the Shikimori anime.Where she thought she would've been the next big thing and it went more or less a big flop
they took down the kick restream AIEEEEE
wait, who is that uma? is that from the new scenario?
Cygames is coming for you if you watched the stream
We only had one stream for the live? F
YOU WILL PAY CYGAMES
Streambros… it’s over…
my report workednow do your MANT run
>>571263932>thinking a 4koma adaptation was her breakthroughthat dumb girl...
>>571263449No I meant season 2 because it was really hard to record (covid, pre-protocols, the wild fucking west in the industry) and she had to promote a lot, even streamed from her house on a 120p webcam for interviews and shit during the lockdownsbut yeah I'm sure Teio being the actual main character didn't sit that well, but it's more like death by a thousand cuts in her case. A lot of people love mcqueen.... S2 was gigantic, tons of people watched, but the "critics" and the more powerful people in the industry still consider it late night otaku garbage, which is bad for her and her career and agency specially given her age
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571263912social media screenshots are the lowest hanging fruit for 4chud that it's basically hand level at /v/
>>571263995kek
>>571263975we had a bilibro but he got banned after a few minutes lol
Check the news, fucking huge earthquake
It's back
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE STREAMER SAN!!!!
it's back
ENCOREENCORE ENCORE
ITS BACK FOR ENCORE AAAAH
>>571263995Just that I will never pull for Diamond, nor will I ever train her if she has the audacity to appear
>>571262582of course normies cannot stand pure soulful content
they are fucking looping it to troll us
ENCORE FOR OGURI!!!!!
is there an announcement at the end of this live or its just funny singing
Efforia?
>anons missed the newmas草
>>571264202Announcement is usually on day 2 so tomorrow
ANKO REANKO RE
kankore
MANKO REMANKO RE
Kancolle Kancolle Kancolle
>>571264245what kind of announcement? Free carats?
>>571264152fuck off bitch
>>571264008nyaruhodo
>>571263590the takeaway from this should be that powerscalers are annoying in any form of media.>random Masquerade Ball glazingnvm I agree with everything they said.
>>571264350doggie art wen
>>571264346not for us lole
HELL YEAH!HACHIMI POP!
I miss Lawsons...
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
NEW UMAS
I woke up at 7 am and did absolutely nothing productive yet
I look like this btw
>>571264008>but the "critics" and the more powerful people in the industry still consider it late night otaku garbagewasn't S2 successful fuck
this is such a retarded song
>that's itTop kek
>>571264472lawson is still active tho?
Whats this JP burka summer?
Big announcements are usually on day 2
>>571264346usually just upcoming events and releases
>>571264516Its literally the most sold anime blue ray ever
*bang*
>>571264516s2 was pre covid
>>571264549There's no Lawson in my country...
GIB NEWMA NOW!
>>571264556it's camping first no? like dober and taiki for us
I'm a what?
>>571264657>pre covidyou retard
>>571264486same except I woke up at 9 and got out of bed at 12
I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAM
Opera O is so cool
>>571264516yeah but you know, journalists shit on everything that's not mainstream or shounen jumptale as old as time
silly opera, elevens don't understand english
>>571264727
Everything I've got?
>>571264046yeah, because oguri cap (as in fat) just ripped a huge fucking fart
>>571264787isn't Uma mainstream, that sounds like butthurt
>>571264751?
why do they keep talking about poop?
>>571264901it's butthurt
thats all?
>>571264486I did a de-clutter of my house today, have kerbside collection this week so I can just dump everything on the lawn. Felt pretty productive.
>>571264901welcome to journalism
Who's next after Shakur
>teio on stagevolume down
So when is she getting another alt?
>>571263932>Shikimori animeI remember this anime kek, it's unironically the most boring anime I ever watched
>uhhhh>u-uma musume pretty derby blu-ray reprint, some time next yeah>arigato miiinasan oyasuyumi
you faggots talkimg about oguri seiyuu being fat, but isn't doto actually fat?
>Teio on stageVolume the fuck up.
Doto is so small and FAT
>thank you all for coming, except shakurwtf doto you didn't need to say that....
>>571265053it's method acting
no ayabe no topro dogshit live frfr
>>571265046announcement probably tomorrow
>>571265053wtf anon you made her cry
>>571265156shut it V
Doto ;_;
Shakur seiyuu kinda cute
>>571265053>isn't doto actually fat?
Can this motherfucker get some better internet.
>>571265156retard they are part of day 2
>>571265053Weren’t Daiwa and Dia’s VAs the fattest ones or am I remembering wrong
>>571265053she's one of the few umas who visibly crease the dress torso with fat
24 hours until they finally reveal the mpreg uma
>>571265294Taiki Shuttle?
>>571265294now that i think about it, i haven't watched any of the the lives where they were presentso, idk
>>571265053>>571265294>the fattest the umatits the fattest the VAuhmmm?????
>>571265234Cygames is probably broadcasting the stream from a sony vaio
Is flash’s VA still the ugliest
>>571265356holy fucking shit, she might just be
when do they start doing batsu games
haai cum bucketto san des!
Aimi the GOAT
they should do live sex with torena at these events
Bouquetd'or VA the prettiest here
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I haven't heard this song ever since URA
HOLY KINO
UUUUUUUU UMADACCHI UUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>571265658UMADACCHI
I know this song!
PEAK
KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>571265774those motions are unnecessarymaya a slutSLUT
What does Umapyoi mean again?
>>571265774i bounce like this
>>571265774I want to rail Maya from behind on a desk.
>the best version is still the shitpost version of the spica trainer from the animeAre you for real?
>>571265846ask nishino flower
is aimi the announcer
>>571265846Really, I bounce like this?
>>571265829here's a hint
>>571265774This animfag is just being a pussy at this point.
>>571265829It's when the horse has its way with torena.
No announcement...
>>571265829horserabbit
mob umas gone...
NOW BACK TO FAN FARMING YOU LAZY FLATLINERS
Please god Shiraoki-sama, reincarnate me as a fly on the wall of that changing room right now
>>571265810motions like that should only be done when the motions are fine
>>571265974Wait, isn't the one usually posted in lower quality?
>>571266134Nishino don't do that...
AAAAIIEEEE NEW UMAS TOMOLLOW
So where's the Daring Tact announcement?
this is why we play uma
>>571266134I'll do my daily run later I had a VOD paused before the concert started
Mambo has a spot open. Someone burnt out
what a waste of time we could've all been doing mantblazer runs isntead
>>571265974Post more leaks Anna
>>571266137May she give me 1/1000000000000ths the blessings she bestow upon you
That's thatNext thing on the docket today isQueen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes!!!!!Let's Cheer for Satono Reve and Lugal!!!!!!Post time is 15:40 local time (UK)
>>571266291This is Keb’s fault
>>571266309I've been doing MANT runs while watching and shitposting
sex
wasn't Seventh event supposed to be global, what happened to that
>>571266460what are you smoking why would it be
>>571266410let the dead rest bro...
>>571266134I encourage my trainees to do this.
>>571266460no that's just the title of the liveWorld Tour (japan)
>Daring Tact's (and Lovcen's) Jockey sent thisIs this because people were accusing him of flirting with his new trainee when he already has a Triple Tiara by his side...?
Daring Tact is too busy with bandori
>>571266527>why would it beSeven is the lucky number, right? That means Matikanefukukitaru. And who is Fukukitaru's best friend? That's right, Silence Suzuka, who went to race in America. This proves that the seventh event was originally planned to take place in the US.
Last Thread
>>571266854TEIO SEXVA HATE
>>571263350Women are so lucky
>>571266571>>571266460Were so not getting any gibs for our anniversary next week on the 26th. This is total global disrespect.Maybe anons should draw or make uma guro art to send of message if they fail to deliver.
Okay but I really really really love Stego.
>>571266912nobody cares
>>571262408YES!
>>571266917Even MANT got you too huh?
>>571266912I care
>>571266917that's not a lot of "really" are you cheating on her
>>571267006They play jp
>>571267130gwobalbwos... we're getting something too...right?
>>571267006What?>>571267030I got deleted yesterday without a warning so I assume I did too much reallys. This is the second time this has happened so I'm back to doing less. Just grateful it wasn't a ban but I'd really like to have known the reason.>>571267130Tempted to do these but on the other hand I think I have most of the Uma t hat showed up in this live.
>>5712672181st anni, trust
>Loves Only You sent flowers tooWhat's with all these G1 winning horses being able to talk and do things like this?
>>571267218I've seen the KR server get these banners so I'm assuming EN will too when the time comes.
>>571266912.... it has been a year already?
>>571267218that's not how this work
>>571267218we will in 4 years
>>571267509Cute Mom Orfe
>>571267218We're not even getting something for our actual 1st anniversary unc
>>571267356>>571267130How does these banners work guys?
>>571267630Scam gacha with Uma in the live in the pool.
>>571267602knocked up by me.
>>571267630iirc you can only roll a single 10-roll and you are guaranteed to get a 3*/SSR
>>571266854>seiyuu anonumama? V?
>>571267470July for Kitasan rerollers. Time flies fast, Imagine were already nearing 1.5 anniversary in less than 30 days. Imagine by next year were already nearing 3rd year anniversary.
>>571267754>>571267707Thats cool since I barely pull, free carats right?
orenji
>>571267864>free carats right?No.
>>571267864lmao
>Went to bed>Missed the ConcertVideo archive DOKO?!?
>Mambo 29/30what did I miss
>see an End coming in at extremely high speeds>see it get blocked by a slower Hog
>>571267864>free carats right?I don't remember
>>571267943>>571267949Son of a bitch
>>571267956>video archiveanon....wait for the nyaa magnet
>>571267957wtf why was I removed????
>>571266912get a life
>>571267957How do you know that? Are you not a mambro yourself?
>>571267864why do you think they are called cyjews?
>>571268073do you not stalk the chrono pages for all the top uma clubs
>>571267968Turbo why are you trying not to laugh that'd disrespectful as shit
>>571267957We might not even make to 25k this week
>>571267864you now realize why MANT is the f2p scenario
>>571268167We are a top club!?
>>571267956you get a temporary vod with your ticket, anon
is concert still going on? any link?
>>571268350done just a minute ago
>really good ayabe run>medium s, win every race without even trying, even got her unique epithet>kind of a staminalet though so spending too much sp on recoveries feels bad, let's try again>charming pre-debut, fast learner in shop, really nice trainings all around>lose EVERY single g1, doesn't matter if i buy skills, it's all 3rd or 5th or 2nd at complete random despite being in a BETTER position stat and skill-wise than last run>on top of that, no medium S either so the run would've been unusable dogshit anywayKind of want to just quit it but I guess I'll finish senior year just for the event points.
>>571268428they fucked with the career seed anon. everyone's having shitty runs since the clock event started
hopefully there will be a better stream tomorrow
>>571268383rip. i just woke up
>>571268495>>571268428>Have 390 speed >Lose at FilliesIm sick of these career riggings
>>571268562there is always day 2 and that one will have actual announcements
>>571268562the good one is tomorrow make sure to wake up 3 hours earlier
>>571268551I look like this except with erect nipples and I smell bad
>>571266854>oguri sing assyou guys are such meanies
>>571266142I got a new camera
Oguri Plap
>>571266854anyone else type all of these words?
>>571268751>except with erect nipples and I smell badthat still describes ayabe
>>571266854>bad fans lost
>>571268765more like oguri crap lol
https://youtu.be/yxYp43-NTvAOnly time I will post this. Shoddy backup stream like last time, didn't wake up early for today's but will definitely wake up for tomorrow's.
Tachyon LOVE
>>571269087Ayabe smells bad in a good way, I smell bad in the bad way
>>571269405buy an ad
>>571269530It's for the live...
>>571269492sniffa
>>571269698Teio would fall for a white van with "Free candy" on it
>>571269618stop that
>11* Medium, 2* Long>2 Long activations today >0 Medium S
>>571269872
>>571269872BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>571269405Koume is cute.
>>571269845So would Teioposters
hot as hellhumid as shitwhy don't Europoors have AC
>>571270169it's black magic
>>571270013Feno nooo! Dont tell me you're one of those scent huffing umas too..
>>571270169eh, as long as night temp is below 20C, it's fine
>>571270237That's not water
>>571270232she's an inumusume (K9 model)
>>571270232Genohara is done by all uma (thanks to Fuji Kiseki)
>medium S fast learner>better pick something safer like healthBITCH
>>571270169it's not about being "poor"is about rules.There are some places where you cannot have AC because you can't build the external unit so you "wouldn't ruin the city's aesthetic", since you can see historical buildings in most places or stuff like that.
>>571270426The safest option is to leave.
>>571270426Time for dumpy
new cryer
good morning my fellow FAT FUCKSdo you take the friendship (I have energy pots) or go to the infirmary
>>571270169>installing AC because of like like 10 days in a year hmmm nyo
Isnt it kinda fucked up that Kris S looks more like a dober dog than Mejiro Dober?
>>571270620you could ship them together
>>571270620Kris S is cuter AND sexier, so it's not surprising.
>>571270660Im not a woman, so I dont ship
>>571270608shut the fuck up hans it isn't the 60s anymore it's hot as shit for months every summer now it's only June and already in the high 30s
>>571270620>he thinks "dober" is just the dog's nameAmerican moid mentality, ugh.
This is another reminder for the anons with fathers that tomorrow is Father's Day (in some places).
>>571270169https://youtu.be/H514-w6ttNo
>>571270923>for the anons with fathersUh doesn't everyone have a father?
>>571271003some anons here are old enough to have dead parents
>>571270923I would've been a proud father, of many, if Super Creek was real
>>571271003Mine died a long time ago
Any McQueen nonnies online?
>>571271003The trannies that ERP here obviously don't have fathers
>>571270965yeah that's gonna be great for the humiditylord knows I need more mold
>>571271003I'd say about 13% of the posters don't have a father...
>>571270923My dad left me when I was little so i will not be calling him
>>571270290It's mostly water
hey
>>571271003My dad got hit by a train in 2019
>>571269405KoumeP, you set up the time wrong (live starts an hour eatlier). Also are you gonna upload d1? Thank you.
>>571271003I threw my dad onto train tracks in 2019
something Mejiro McQueen something Torena cock down throat slapping face while leaking cum something fingered by thick fingers
>>571271003My father passed a few years ago due to health issues I've mostly come to terms with the fact that he was the way he was due to the abuse he received
>>571271225Kris Sex
>>571271003My dad hit a train in 2019
>>571271532Yes
>>571271489Slapping Mackie's face with my hard warm cock!Mackie's look of surprise and incredulity!
>>571270923my dad is a great and cool person who does anything for me, which is why it's so ironic and a shame that he got me as his son
can CM start already
>>571271003My dad hit someone's dad while piloting a train in 2019
>>571271672The creature
Any cute teiobros around?
>>571271759Oh that was your dad? Thanks, mine was a huge cunt
Oh yeah this scam gacha really isn't worth, I'm only missing Pisa, Kiseki and Red Desire and while I would love Kiseki the chance of a dupe is far, far too high. I would take a 50/50 at something new, not 27%. >>571271409>live starts an hour eatlier)Thanks for the warning. I'm really bad with military time conversions and apparently google is worse than I am. > Also are you gonna upload d1? I'm assuming someone will upload it to Nyaa before I even get back home from work today.
https://x.com/i/status/2068150016297066887
>I'm really bad with military time conversions
>>571272001Don't be mean
>>571272001I'm American. I didn't even know it was a thing until well into high school because we only went by the 12 hour system.
>>571271759You don't pilot a train you fucken idiot you conduct it
did they announced something in the live?
>>571271910No worries, just wondered if you were also gonna do it like in the past. Usually the kick vod is enough but the only? streamer today had a terrible connection so a lot of the good moemnts were ruined lol. Probably gonna be on billi faster than on nyaa, though the bili stream got nuked live (reminds me of when this happened back for cg lole) so who knows if the vod will stay there aswell.
I haven't felt genuine happiness since 2010
>>571272347Gotta wait for day 2.
>>571272270
>>571272378umapyoi
Please McQueen nonnies I'm so pent up.... I have not stroked all week...
>>571272347global eos
>>571272347evo skills coming in grand live
>>571256617It happens
>>571272378>Super Creek>Satono Diamond>Mayano Top CunnyOh no.... poor trainer
Reminder Vodka died by smashing into a wall constantly. Stupid horse
I am no longer asking trainer, you WILL do your MANT run
what they usually do if a seeiyu dies? they replace her?
>>571272354aimi's biggest superfan already to the rescue uploading just her atleast.>>571272347lawson collab with epiphaneia and pizza, apart from aimi being the secret guest today. more news presumably tomorrow and at pakalive nextz week
>>571272649>>571272453Man I love variety!
>>571272702I did two MANT runs before the upcoming reset. Take it or leave it Bakushin.
>>571272702I've done two today. I'm tired. Worst of all, half of my favorite umas have dogshit Mile rating so I can't use them for this cm.
>>571272354I don't usually upload after the fact, just leave up the stream until it gets blocked on youtube's end. Worst case scenario I can still record and upload though.
>>571272702Nah
I've seen the top TT player in the world racemax up to 50 races and still quadcapand he swears that all he needs is fuku borrow to achieve thatI dont understand. I raced as much as the game allowed me to, 3-4 times if I had a cupcake + miracle cure to feel safe
Silly horse, Doto never goofs up
>>571272702Nae
Kris S's new skill animation is awesomehttps://x.com/umopap_isdn/status/2068252501011517836
>>571272980>and he swears that all he needs is fuku borrow to achieve thatIt's highrolls. It's all highrolls. He got better race rewards and shops than you did. He got more scrolls. He got perfect training turns, especially in summer. He always had weights and megaphones. He always had energy restores and good luck charms.You too could have these things, at the cost of your time and sanity doing dozens upon dozens of runs looking for that one highroll. It's not a matter of skill. It's a matter of him having more time to waste than you do.
do you think kawapri is into belly punching (as the puncher)
>>571273040Suzuka is unattractive
>>571273205Kris is sexo
>>571273412You can't post that
>>571273412yab
>>571273412
>>571273278
>>571273412I need to suck on them
>no fast and furious>no nimble navVODKA! MARVEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SKILLS
>>571272980If you care that much about it then cheat by using the packet snooper that tells you whether a race reward's choice is -25 or -5 and whether other events will cuck you.
>>571272885I want to have sex with this retard...
>>571273205Need her umanko on my face
>>571271003I was raised by my grandma and became a wizard..
Just read her story and thought it would be cool to have her, so I spent some pink tickets.Thanks cygames.
I'm gonna have 90k carats by the end of this month
>>571273595explode
>>571273245She's too pure and dumb to know what harapan even is.She would, however, accidentally punch straight through the cinderblock her training partner is holding for her. Then freak out while wondering why they're smiling and drooling over themselves like a retard while they twitch on the floor.
>>571273205kek
>>571273243i dunno if its dozens of runsmaybe like 3 or 4
>>571273662Torena is so lucky...
>godly run goes to shit because of trash inspirationsname a worse feel
wow what an amazing sprint parent
YADAMy dick is dryShallnt be doing MANT runs on weekends
>>571273635
>>571273760the blues are whatever, anon
Oy
still farming a grandparent...
>>571273946Rice
>>571273946the fillies
My new parent is getting a hundred borows each day
>>571273946it's obviously between sweepy and flower, right?
>>571273946Royce and Royce
How do I get my hands on some Adderall? Uma musume
>>571274015Whorse
>>571274104Just do cocaine like a normal person
>>571274026>broodmares>>571273946Gold City
I don't feel so good...
>>571274265Gold City probably did her fair share of old men for modeling jobs, ain't no way she's tight anymore
dober stands for
>>571274393you gonna post them or what
>>571274393Good to hear you're still enjoying your boyfriend
>>571274369bakushin all night with bakushin
>>571274393please be the gofile anon
>race fatigue on the first race
>daily legend race>3 daily races>5 team trials races>still have 1 daily shop leftGod the shop rework can't some soon enough
>>571274635I needed to use jellies to get all my shops today
>>571272598Wow that's pretty polite that they don't just ban you instantly
>>571274104The "safest" way is to get a ADHD diagnosis, but if live in the poor parts of the US you could literally just buy meth or crack cocaine, provided the population hasn't moved over to opioids. Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>571274104the funny pills won't solve your problems
>>571274815ADHD diagnosis route takes a while thoughStimulants require some hoops to jump through before they will prescribe them, so you end up trying a bunch of stuff that probably doesn't work as well
>>571274761This shit is genuinely bugged today, I have used 5 jellies and I still can't get itPlease someone tell me if it actually says 1 right there on the screen or if I'm a blind retard who thinks zeroes look like 1 PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME
>>571275153It says 2
>>571274973I said it was the safest in that getting a prescription is at least a federally controlled process with federally controlled substances, while street drugs are at the behest of not getting supply from a retard that blew up the ass end of a double wide because they fucked up the math
>>571275217it took 7 jellies... what the fuck
>>571275153I used 9 jellies to get all my shops, maybe they fucked up the rates somehow
>>571275279Feed Oguri more jellies!
if uma love carrots then why do they hate vegetables :thinking:
>>571275442becuase vegies are yucky duhhhheveryone hates vegies
>>571275442Only Sweep acts like that.
>>571275586everyone gets a mood down from the juice though
>>571275442Spe-chan, Rice and Oguri all love to eat veggies
>>571275689I mean id get a mood down too if i got juice made of kale
>>571275719>two fat fucks will eat anything
Let's all rape Digitan
>>571274589Yeah I am>>571274497Later
>>571275810Excuse me, THREE FAT FUCKS
Royal Ascot stream is upThe race with Satono Reve and Lugal should be in 1 hour and 19 minutes
I don't want to rape anyoneI want to be raped
>>571275961@Nishino Flower
>>571275935
I will rape those who rape
>>571275878don't do that
>>571275961I want you to be in a healthy and happy relationship where both parties treat each other with respect and dignity
>>571276114I don't deserve respect and I have no dignity
Nature sex
>>571276146bukkake this anon
>>571276146I don't either, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to hope for a better tomorrow
>>571276084Imagine the satisfying plaps from wet skin on wet spandex
>>571275961You couldnt handle me
>>571276006
>>571275935Why does Dia have to catch a stray like that?
I'm 2/3 aces now. Just need to get a 1200 wit Vobo.
>>571275949OUR FUARKING SATONO HERO
>>571276661700 wit is enough just be lucky
I'm 0/3 acesit's so over
>>571276661All that to just get 3rd in finals
>>571276602Her fat tits are obscene
>>571276723About time I actually get Group A 3rd. Haven't been there since the original Cancer Cup. I'm tired of getting plats.
how do I build xoguri
>>571276716it's fine, everyone's remaking their aces when throne drops
>>5712768171200 600 1200 whatever 1200get 3 recoveriesget 2 dominators
If you play fronts you are a worthless brown subhuman nigger, you lack the primal spark, you have no free will and live in the yoke of the demiurge, doing nothing worthwhile while waiting until the moment your disgusting rotting carcass perishes and your disgusting hideous soul is sent to hell
>>571276927>1200 600 1200 whatever 1200okay now how about for the non whales
I'M GOING TO DO ITI'M GOING TO ROLL FOR THRONE
Post something cute
>>5712769801200 600 900 whatever 1000
>>571262781She is a real mare who gave birth to foals. Unlike that Irish intersex freak.
>>571276981Throne can give you Rainbow trainings everywhere and GL is the rainbow clicking scenario. Anybody not rolling for Throne and using 2 Speed 2 Wit Light and Throne in Grand Live is bricking themselves
wtf lol
>>571277209what the fuck
>>571277170*borrows*Ok chud?
>>571265356>Casts a fatty to voice an american
>>571277209>233 chapters
>>571277209>233 chaptersisekaisloppers, time to feast
>>571277209>every 5.7 dayskowa
>>571277248how will you get your niche CM specific gold skill borrow if you borrow Throne?
>>571277370I will simply ask sweepy to spawn the full event chain
>>571276980bro you can run 2 speed 4 wit max power and laugh all the way to A finalsthe only whale bit is the 1200 power
>>571277209Overpowered trainer cock vs overpowered umanko! Who wins?
>>571277446cock always winscant beat the cocknope, not the cock
>>571277209women were a mistake
>>571277446umanko muscle control and it's gg..
>>571277209@umagrok, fetch the NTR arc
>>571277584Narita Top Road doesnt feature in it.
>>571277209twin turbo TANKS both
>>571277209>cheat>not ntr tagso it's not that kind of cheat?
>2 weeks of MANT leftwe're all going to make it bros
>>571275935Rice is not fat...
>>571277535>hits cervix>disables umanko control centerHeh....nothing personnel kid...
>>571277795too latesomeone in my club just quit...
>>571277746cheat as in cheat skillnot cheat as in steals you from your trainee
>>571277209it would be funny if it ends with them jobbing to a casual xoguri
>>571277746cum brain
>>571277746it's a fanfiction website, the ntr tag is implied
royal ASScot
Next major patch at GL, they will give us extra storage space since a lot of players have quit so there should be free space in the database which is nice.
>>571277814Yeah, because rice has fast metabolism, and will stay a tiny delicate flower despite eating like a fat fuck.
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>571277905why would top road be implied...
>>571277994>so there should be free space in the database which is nice.You're so cute anon. They'll simply use a cheaper database.
>>571278026zey vill vear ze burumasthe more embarrassed the better
>>571277994>they will give us extra storage space since a lot of players have quit so there should be free space in the databaselaugh and cry every time companies legitimately try to use "but storing all that data is too expensive!" when justifying not giving players more storagefucking DE
>>571262290>McQueen's VA is menhera my weakness, how do I support her
>join public room for a fun comfy sprint race>see double debufferswell now I'm annoyed
Mambo!
>>571278538why does her outfit look enjo coded....
Danchou...
>>571278650Keb 2.0...
>>571278639>no cleavageoshare != enjo coded
which anon would be easiest to rape
>>571278723pit cleavage is more erotic than breast cleavage
Almond Eye looks like she might drop her trainer because he's not meta in the competitive sex scene
>>571278694at least keb was funny and not a fukutard
>>571263791
>>571278748teiobro can't move
How some people RNG to get 1200 wit on one FM wit card with zero wit growth baffles me
>>571278650sorry I'm not doing anything until a literal demon from hell tells me to but that's never gonna happen hahahahahahahahaha
ai is just NTR 2.0 but a fanservice mare so everybody here loves her
>>571278948I only like Ai for her breasts
>>571278856SHE'S FAT
>>571278948ntr is a hyper competative win chaser that eventually moves from wanting to win just for the sake of it to wanting to win for her trainer?
>>571278948She's hotter though
i like ai for her personalityunironically i think she's funny
>>571278948ntr is kitasan but blonde and less festival
>>571278948Ai won more than just two G1s though
>>571279134
who is gold city 2.0 but a fanservice mare
>>571279178kitasan is also boring
TopRo: Big forehead, stupid racewear, only 1 G1 win, mediocre movie, stupid hairAI: Big cleavage, awesome racewear, 9 crowns, her anime movie and manga will be peak, stupid hair
>>571279249exactly
kitasan is the ryan jacked tomboy but not ugly
NTR is poor man's version of special week
>>571256847This took me forever to find, jeez.
You guys are just listing two random umas and making up personalities
>>571279406Having no personality is not having a personality
ace is the kitasan tomboy but not ugly
yaeno muteki is just bamboo memory
>>571278650Ine and Wholeslayer should both be kicked. NETH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGI THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO ENFORCE THE GODDAMN RULE
I just like Ai's fat boobies and her eyes
27 MINUTES UNTIL OUR BOY SATONO REVER TRIES TO WIN QEII JSLAST YEAR HE CAME IN 2ND, NOW IT'S TIME TO WIN!!!!!!!!
Niggas love verxina and she doesn't even have a personality so not having one isn't a problem
>>571279563>marche imageyou just like fatties
>>571279562When we had the revolutionary purge I expected more blood
Special Week and Narita Top Road are the Ryu and Ken of umamusume.
umas are just horses but anime girls
>>571279604>REVERGot a bit too excited there and fucked up...
>>571278650DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571278650When I woke up and saw we were 29/30 I was hoping that the flatliner got the boot... How foolish I was...
Special Week is the Kitasan Black of Umamusume
>>571279687wrongthey're anime horses but girls
>>571279687
>>571279706You should join a club that kicks flatliners next month
After being promoted to danchou for one of the /uma/ clubs, I can see why autis/uma/ ex-danchou left.
ikuno................dictus
special week is just spechud
>>571279783But then I might be kicked
>>571279783So not uma&Co
>>571271672Bro I have zero aces. They say CM fatigue is brutal, but CM fatigue coming off of a Plat is way worse, it's like all the desperation is gone. I won. Why should I try to win against Xoguri? Let me sleep some more
>>571279783nobody posting about mambo is actually in mambo bwo
>>571279783Is there even such a thing...
>>571279737Spreading special weeks cheeks
>>571279631and?
>>571279348
>>571279783My club kicks non-flatliners too...
>>571278650why did he snipe the dancho position just to do nothing with it
>>571279870/Uma/club
>>571279891that is all
>>571279754ew
>>571279982Yeah but you have to be in a club full of gay faggots
>>571279820what do you mean
>>571279869The danchooo poster is from mambo
>>571279869:^)>>571279982mmm...
>>571279563Marche is cute
>>571279939canon ryan btw
>>571280071That's every /uma/ club tho
>3 weeks before sprint CMwhy the fuck are there still no 7* sprint chocobons
>>571280198Nobody in my club does gay erp...
>>571279939she'll rape her toreina (me)
>>571280240>he doesn't know
>>571279631>you just like fattiesNuh uh or else I would have posted Oguri (she is peak though)>>571280164This
>>571279852uma&co is just a dogshit club made by a and his discord buddy V
>>571279841I want to tap Spechan
>>571280261i'm not joining the dicksword cabal
almost forgot to do my run for the day
>>571280321Why are they even an /uma/ club
>>571280375because most people don't buy into schizo delusions
>>571279824.......feet
>>571279852why is our danchou letting people who don't even do mcqueen runs get free carats?
I love this pure maiden with a big dorky heart
>>571280267nah marche looks a bit on the chubby side
>>571280442This sounds like something a schizo would say
>>571280451maybe he's stringing them along to kick on the 30th
>>571280481Everyone loves Ryan, they are just being TsunInsulting her hair is part of the negging process
>>571280490And since when chubby umas are a problem, anon?
>>571280375All the mentally ill people go there so it keeps other clubs relatively normal. They are our insane asylum and all their members are blacklisted from my club so I will never have to deal with their schizos
>>571280442that one's true tho lol
>>571280710That's a fair point actually
>>571280710that's kinda schizo
>>571280636I get it being put off by her hairstyle (...or her casual clothes) but one read of her career is all it takes to be charmed by her. Plus winning against McQueen back in the first weeks of URA felt very epic.
>>571280447mackqween got to suck on THOSE?!?!
I asked this yesterday, and I was told it was just bad luck (and how to look up my %), but is there something weird going on with your main Umamusume and grandparents that are the same?Yesterday I had done 11 runs, and 2 got Medium S. I've done 3 more runs and no Medium S, so its 2/14 so far. But it says I have a 51% chance? (picrelated).Included is one of my average inspirations. I haven't seen decent stats or more than 1-3 skills a single time.Is it really just bad luck or is there something here I'm not getting? Is having Maruzensky as a Grandparent that bad if I'm running a Maruzensky? (I'm doing S.Maru)14 failed runs, at least 4 which would have been pretty good if they got Medium S.
>>571280710I'm in Uma&co and I have an alt in your club
8 MINUTEShttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>571280964you literally don't get affinity from a grandparent if they're also your trainee, yes
>>571281043No. The base affinity drops to 0. You still get any bonuses from races.
>>571281043>>571281089Affinity, yes, but I still have double circle affinity and it says I have 185 on the site. But I should still get bonuses?
>almost all the scheduled races have no rival other than the g1 racesmakes me cryliterally no hints until oka sho
Ok should I post the vids I took today now
>>571280964You have a bunch of race sparks at low percents that make it look like you have a lot of whites, but really nothing bigBad seed days happenTry again today once it refreshes
>>571281252I'm not really caring about those, it's about Medium S. I have a supposed 51% chance but I've gotten it twice out of 14 runs. Which feels really, really, really really bad.
Teio SEXO
>>571281342It do be like that sometimes
teio is not sexy at all
wtf the event ends in like 32 hours I'm so far away from 1 mil
>>571281342It is per run and not per inspiration, do keep in mind, but yeah, bad luck
threesome sex with teio and rudolf
>>571281482Ine...
>>571281447>>571281492So it's just bad luck then, not because my grandparents are also S.Maru?That's good to know, I guess. I think. I was worried I was gimping myself somehow. Because I knew it was just the affinity bonus, but I was worried it affected more...I'll just keep trying I guess. Thank you.
>>571280964I think the pink chances are a bit fucked This is my current GrandParent farming setup and it tells me I should be getting a Pink 50% of the time but I rarely do
OJISANS WILL REJECT UMANKO
COME ON REVESTARTING
>>571281549That is not what that means
>>571281549Maybe it is lying. I thought 14* medium and double affinity would be decent, but 51% did seem too high. I was hoping though. Aptitudes are the stupidest shit in this game.
>>571281590>Tell me why?Ain't nothing but a heartache
>>571281549>Restraint 9*zamn
>>571281590
>>571281590Being a trainer at Tracen and wanting to keep things strictly professional with the umamusume you train seems difficult, especially since they're teenagers with raging hormones
I wish Fuji Kiseki would ride my face. Just grind herself against my mouth and my nose. Let me taste and smell nothing but her. Any brief gasp of air I can obtain will come only if she allows it, and only if I breath in her as well. Just leave my face stained with her, and don't let me wipe it off when Tazuna brings me the documents I asked for.
>>571281549>50%more like 43%and I'm assuming you have per career clicked so you have a 43% chance to get one or more pink per career (2 inspirations)
>>571281613GO MY BOYYOU HAVE THIS IN THE BAG
>>571281767DOUBLE KILL
look at all the little dwarf people
always do your joke pulls
damn these eu horses are some rowdy umas
>>571281852EXPLODE
>all the horses are freaking outbros this is not looking good
>>571280964>I asked this yesterday, and I was told it was just bad luck (and how to look up my %), ok cool now check out the affinity section of that website>but is there something weird going on with your main Umamusume and grandparents that are the same?yes you miss out on some affinity during the scenario where most of your affinity comes from grade bonus - shared races>is there something here I'm not getting? Is having Maruzensky a. you're unluckyb. pink spark procs are often off the direct parents because grandparent spark chances are halved, so having the same trainee as the grandparent isn't the end of the worldYou're also running a Maruzensky which has lower base affinity with everyone besides BourbonYes you can fail the coinflip 14 times in a rowgo ask a chatbot about the odds of thatYou can also succeed 14 coinflips in a row, but nobody saw you complaining about it
CHA PING LA HOW MAN
BY A NOSENOOOOOOO
>>571281639What does it mean then?>>571281665The White skill chances feel accurate for me so maybe I'm just getting unlucky with Pinks too, not that I care about them on Parent runs>>571281732It's 2 Parents combined so it isn't that insane>>571281757How is it 43% chance? And yeah it's per career
>>571281984Yeah, but of my like 900 runs on this game it feels like its always a constant string of losses man.>>571282053True, just want them whites to keep looping parents.
V make another thread
Fuckprobably by a noseFUCK
>>571281852cute
>Open stream>Ears raped by chinese >>571282097>Yeah, but of my like 900 runs on this game it feels like its always a constant string of losses man.womp womp
Why doesn't japan have this race tech?
That's gotta hurt
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT LIKE THIS
can someone explain looping to me like I'm twin turbo
>>571281852CANON UMA COUPLE
>>571282225selective breeding for traits you want
>>571282174Believe it or not, that's the penis
FUCK>>571282160This is the exact same thing they use tho
>>571282225
>>571282225Spark go inspirationInspiration make skillSkill make SparkSpark make parent with grandparent with sparkAny subsequent parents are thus easier to do this with
>>571282053>How is it 43% chance?it's how probability workslet's say you flip a coin twice, each time has 50% chance to get head (to proc the pink)if you flip it twice, do you have a 100% chance to get head? answer is no, you'll have a 75% to get at least 1 headsame way with the pinks
>>571282174That one stallion during the race with Air Groove
>>571282317>Skill make Sparkthis never happens
>>571282382Sometimes it doesAlways gamble
explode all luckshitters
>>571281743Things can get very difficult
>>571282174superior eu horses TANK this btw
shit all luckexploders
>>57128231850+50=100 dumbass
>>571282174>nah i'll live
>>571282504I hope you finish high school one day
>>571282140when will the baldman strim horses again
>>571282628Hopefully never
>>571282174>>571282372Pilsudsky..
>>571282174>bong horses can casually go FURTHER beyond and do shit like shithow can japs compete?
A banana to surpass Biwa Hayahide
>>571282891perfect for cramming
>>571282174rice could NEVER
It's a new day!
>>571282174What the fuck am I seeingDong or Dead?
I want to get married to Spe and watch her get a little chubby
>havent finished my daily>start career run an hour ago>new day>still havent finished careerfug
>>571282174 >>571282301>copyright RaceTechNice tech there, Race chuds
>>571283272many of such cases
>>571283305>>571283382
>>571282784Retard, a similar thing happened in NHK Mile Cup>>571283382I mean, the way it works is taking a fuck ton of pictures and stitching them together so...
>>571283459>>571283459>>571283459
>>571283225Some are saying this
>>571282438They must have better rates for burnt out trainers.3 times now I've taken a "break" then came back and got the 3* with a few tickets
>>571283497As I said, nice tech there, racistsI get how it works, it's a joke, dummy
>>571283225THIS ANON KNOWS
>>571283592BullshitI only have 900 runs done because I've flatlined all MANT and they don't give me shit
>>571285185luck is a skill
