Best waifu Lissandra! editonI love Lissandra!old:>>571187906>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
me n who
>>571289996sona pov
>>571289929>mid/toplanersmid/jglers******************Toplaners here are fine
i thought i was going to hit silver soon...
>>571290082ahahahah what?emeraldniggers have the most mentally unstable toplaners because that's the bracket where they discover that blind picking sett,morde and teemo no longer worksif you dare clearing towards bot they start following you until the end of the game
>>571289895Hey Morathi, you look different... New headgear and eye contacts?
>>571290286I meant in terms of picks
>>571290286>that's the bracket where they discover that blind picking sett,morde and teemo no longer workshahaha
>non-stop shilling from riotjeets>one week passes>locke posting dropped to 0organic hype
>>571290526>last male champ hyped?we dont hype males here
>>571290346you know? i thought the coven skin looked slightly familiar. good job
>>571290526yeah just like all the nuvana spam that died off to about 2 or 3 (max) diehard furrygooners committed to the cause. To be fair, shyvana lovers were fucked raw and not in a good way.
xth for Shyvana!
female lolg posters....
>>571290526More like 2 days.People posted about him for a day or 2 and then he got memoryholed.
running in the 90sis the new way I like to berunning in the 90scome on, baby, run to me
>>571291046she's back
I am Morathi.What!? What is it!?Morathi will listen to your plea.
>>571290526have you seen his kit? hard to get hyped for a champ that will terrorize your games soon
POST YOUR PROFILE
>>571290656tell that to riotjeets that raided this general with precommissioned art
>>571290286>that's the bracket where they discover that blind picking sett,morde and teemo no longer worksThen you get that odd game where the bonehead with sett morde garen as his top3 most played randomly decides to play vayne because he believes she's utterly broken to the point of beating melees in melee range. His horrible ability to space as a ranged champion puts that claim to the test whether he wants to or not and he quickly finds out it's not true but his ego makes him unable to consciously acknowledge it. He then goes back to playing his juggernauts next game.Tale as old as time.>if you dare clearing towards bot they start following you until the end of the gameMost of the time they just leave the game nowadays. Riot's been trying to scare people with supposedly increased leaver penalties but over time it was found that this is not true. In the meantime better griefing detection was put into the game and griefing is punished more harshly than leaving so leaving is the optimal choice.
>>571291537i post my ass, but i don't post my profile. you guys are stalkers who dox people.
Don't be a scaredy cat!
>>571291537https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/Bunny%20Main-Hop add me cuties ill duo with you all
>>571291689
>>571291537
>>571291378yeah i noticed that too, sadly top lane she is D tier, maybe i should start playing jungle.
>playing Braum>smolder ults>block it with shieldIs that good design? I felt like I didn’t earn thatSame goes for Mel
*Profilemogs you*
why are you ... black
>>571291537where is your profile?
>>571292275play and loveLOVENilahit's the next step of your personal evolution
>>571291537i thought you can still get rewards by playing 10 ranked games but learned after 7th game that's not the case
Soloniggers wp
>>571292275basedo
>>571291916>>571292275>>571292456>>571292480why are you guys so low elo?
>>571292568
>>571292430oh my god anon you cant just ask people why theyre black
>>571292627because ranked stresses me out and im just not good.
>>571292627
>>571291537I W I L L hit Grandmaster !
>>571292627when this picture was posted with lolg leaderboard it had dasname, hweijak, huntress and crossbow summerthe 2nd and 4th are ruled out since they posted their shitso which of the two remaining dogs are you?
i'm upset with losing lane to a better player but even if i won it wouldn't matter because1. i can't snowball properly and translate lane domination into won game2. my team was feeding anyway, i lost 6 games today and won 1 game and even in that one game my teammates were kinda weak and unmotivated to unga bunga to the victory
>>571291725added accept it you whore
>>571293036Personally, I feel like it is a lot better to lose to a better laner and have the outcome you described as opposed to beating the shit out of my counterpart and having teammates that are losing while insisting on not playing around the win condition that they cannot even recognize.
>>571291537Gonna rightclick some green players later today.
>>571293457sooo dreamyyy
>>571292627because the game punishes you giving you low wr niggas to be carried if you tryhard
>>571291537dropped an honor for dodging a troll game but I'll make it back soon
>>571293269still play rell at all?
>>571293740what's the deal with Yona and Lillia?
>>571293771woaa jelyl what even is that banner>>571293925forced fanship ala aurora gwen
the game is so much more fun when you inteventually you will get matched with 4 smurfs all trying to carry you every game
>>571293740champs released almost together, like viego and vex *that vex pic chomping viego's bulge here*
>>571294012
>>571294012that's why you deserve the knot
weekend games are fair games in a sense that winning or losing depends solely on my own 1v9 ability....>just stomp your lane bruh>just invade and kill their jungler too bro. and take his camps while also turboshoving and pushing your lane to t3!>just control objectives near your lane bro>just turboroam bro>just be able to win 3v1, 4v1 and finally 5v1 because your team will be busy slowly farming under their turrets or fighting that useless gromp even if there are free objectives to take>but they actually can't really farm bro, so be prepared to shove waves instead your teammates because they're too busy just running between lanes cuz they just can't decide what to do!
>>571293957>woaa jelyl what even is that bannerbattle pass banner! it is summer after all so it felt fitting to use it for the time beingmy favorite banner though will always be the spirit blossom one
>>571294240good morning esl-ir
she's becoming fat
>>571294240and dont forget to bitch about champions and items during all that
>>571293771just report them next time, remember they added queue and game termination in case of trolls
>>571294263really cute! i love sb, but i prefer kanmei over akana. i hope they'll make a second pink version of that banner eventually.
>>571293771why do they force that background picture? i only need a quirky colorful tail, i don't care about poros or pengus or league lgbt characters, i want to put there my own fav characters!
champ for this feel?
>>571293457>>571293771Oooh hej you guys climbed back up ! Let's G O !!!
>>571294784last time i bought a female friend something she let me feel her tits and ass upit was cool we're still good friendswhy am i telling you this it wasn't even a league gift
>>571294784tahm kench
>>571294947W larp
>>571290526Happy pride, faggots!
>>571295250i don't have a roleplay fetish so we didn't do any larping
>>571294784Is something like this achievable as a 30 year old male? Like can I play Seraphine Janna Nami for a year and get the next hall of legends skin gifted?
>>571294784
Riot just announced that you're gonna get raped tomorrow evening
>>571294509oh right! totally forgot about that in the moment
Riot just announced a sweet little treat for your tummy ache
>>571295394yes. you will need your own personal AI rendering farm and voice coaching, first. then you can farm simpsdont take the vtuber shortcut in the year of our lord 2026.
>>571295373W pretending to misinerpret what I said to defend his larp-post.
>>571294947do you still pay her for tits and ass?
>>571295770no she has a boyfriend now (a male friend i introduced to her, even) so i don't ask her for that kinda stuff no morei need a league duo gf so bad bros...
>>571295876you are such a good guy friend
>>571294746agreed, it should've been optional. though personally, I don't mind. it's only for the one month
need one for clash in an hour, add me
>>571296096cant sry
I'm so fucking alone. Literally my entire life I've not been wanted by anyone, even just for friendship. I hope in the afterlife I will become a perfect man so I will be desired and loved and never betrayed or abandoned, and I hope I will be with my waifu in a paradise
>>571296265please identify yourself
so what di you guys wanna talk about
>>571296374No, you're evil and want to hurt me
Got to play Mordekaiser again after a long time but DAMN 1 hour of game, at least aegis saved my LP.>>571296265Same, especially the last part.
>>571294837hell yeah! told you we're all gonna make it this year. I can feel it in me bonesI'm just gonna chillmax in norms for the time being and practice random shit, so feel free to suggest stuff for me to try sometime, lolg!
>571297030kys
>>571297076Jealous of her?
>>571295426>>571295586who to believe?!?!
>>571297076not here not yet!!!!!!!!
>>571296729I say to you now with the utmost of sincerity that I am not evil and I do not want to hurt want you. Now, please identify yourself, or reconsider your statement about being alone and not being wanted.
how come cs2 and its esports don't get threads here
>Samefagging this blatant
>>571296709higher elo lolgers duoing with lower elo lolgers
>>571296709the lolg meetup thats totally going to happen
Soraka my cute wife!
>>571297786hows that wife going for you in the real world? oh wait you one of them gay boys keknice larp faggot
anyone doing this?
>>571297928But I'm not gay. So no.
>samefagging so hard to try and convince people youre a womanpathetic almost as bad as s17 troon
>>571296265anon I promise you that there's friends to be made. there's a decent amount of cool anons here and even more on other boards. you need simply reach out
>>571298531
>>571298531i want ahri to look at my penis like this
>tahm kench>1 damage item>50k damageBETTER NERF REKSAI !!!!
>>571297249No, you're a fool if you think I would trust a total stranger on the internet, and you making a deranged offer that will clearly never happen doesn't disprove my loneliness. Love cannot come from stranger because a stranger cannot see you or know who you really are. Sorry if my words sounds harsh
>>571296096you should've asked us yesterday instead of an hour before!
>>571290080
>>571298626
please help i am a gwen noob.is this page good or is it shit for bottom lane gwen?
>>571298806tahm is a juggernautreksai is a tank
How the fuck is this game balanced when one team can have a duo and other not have any?? Is this game the biggest scam ever??
>>571299076
>>571297786heal me
>>571299150Get your healing...
>>571298816there's nothing deranged about an offer made out of kindness, and you're forgiven.>>571299110a lot is left up to chance, yes
>>571298684>>571298775
>>571298879I love themhttps://files.catbox.moe/el5xdt.jpg
>>571299063looks good sis
>>571299258It can't be that hard to match duo vs duo
>>571298039can you gen me a picture of soraka relaxing on the couch with a blanket over her lap that is hiding her morning wood?
buff axiom arcanist. fuck. it's been over a year rito>>571299403really? thanks>>571299471right. that's one of the coinflips. then it's another coinflip if you play bottom solo on top of the automatic coinflip that comes with playing bottom
>>571296096still need someone?
odds league of legendsevens war on the sea
>>571299278
>>571299748yes add me
>>571299820
>>571299820bye ahri!
>>571299471desu I'd rather have the 4 randos than the inting duo
at what elo do supports start roaming top?I watch these high elo games and they do it all the time but no one does it in my games
>>571300154yes thats the solo dream
>>571300272Supports do this in my iron gamesBut only on enemy team
>>571300272iron 4
>>571298692literal who
why not just find your duo so you're the team with the duo everytime
>>571300878Because nobody likes me
>>571300878I think I read somewhere here that playing DuoQ rises the general MMR of the lobby.
>>571300878riot gives you nightmare mode games when you try duoing
>get hard counter by enemy with a literally unplayable matchup>get ganked 3 times>including once at level 3Wow that sure was a fun game of leagueI particularly like the part where my team ffs 4 to 1 to not even get me a chance at getting back in the game
>>571300979makes sense if it does considering this >>571301010
>>571301010Conspiracy theories again anon?
>>571301365how is that a conspiracy? it's not a secret, riot has said they give you harder games if you duo
>>571301071>guys please don't ff this low gold game trust me i'm gonna learn how to draft and gank timers in the next 30 minutes please just trust me bros
Me and whohttps://youtube.com/shorts/iuBd-nWPCDc
>>571300878>>571301365Riot doesn't really want you to duo, but I think League is 10x more fun when you have the biggest crush on your duo
When someone adds me after game I know its going to be real good ...
Briar won
>>571302230Add the matchmaking thing too to the supposed conspiracy theories, the document is there and if Riot ever hides it then they are just going to prove it right.https://patents.google.com/patent/US11065547B2/en
>>571302230how do i get a job that lets me blow up lying retards online all day
>>571302336why are there so many pics of briar and burgers
>>571296265>counterpicked>raped>rest of the team raped and gaped as well>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EFF EFF WITHOUT MEelo terrorist
>>571301071>everyone wants to get out of the game>you yourself said you were getting shit on>"wtf guys give me a chance"bro you are part of the reason everyone wanted out, no one is looking at their shit teammates thinking, "yeah this guy is probably gonna pull it together in 15 more minutes"
>>571302380Become a drone operator
>>571302230>the point of MMR adjustment for duoing is to get as close to 50% winrate expectancy as possiblelol lmao
>>571276231SHUT UP. I DON'T DO THAT. I only blogpost about my emerald games but I stopped because my friend harassed my 200 games in emerald and ridiculed my effortsI do instigate still sometimes because lolg has a way with dramaposting and it's fun and I'm a low standards trashy gutter whore but I don't post about myself, please stop saying that
>>571299960Get Sexed!
>>571302474she likes eating
>>571302632>but I stopped because my friend harassed my 200 games in emerald and ridiculed my effortsit wasnt the loss streak from emerald 1 to emerald 3 you took? or you think he tilted you into losing? im shocked an emotional talon jungle one trick even made it as far as you
>>571302230>duos get put into harder gamesI think that's fair
camille has been replaced as a horsewoman by ambessawhat went wrong?
>>571302952it would be fair if riot wasn't obsessed with removing every carry mechanic and adding shit like "oh you're winning this game on your own? you're gonna give the enemy carry 1k gold if you die" and stuff like solo baron not really being a thing anymore
whats diamond elo like?
>>571303007no she wasn't
>>571303089Ok, remove bounties but reward individual player performance with more LP or less LP lost if they played well.
>>571303007>jumps you from a screen away, locks you in position, attacks auto resets nukes you for 1k true damage and then gets a free shield when you try to fight backcamille is impossible to balance basically
>>571292803DO IT. TURN HER INTO MUSH.
>>571303098exactly the same matchmaking as emerald but even worse gameplay due to them having the mindset of "im already in diamond with 900 games played, this is it for me" so they will go 0/20 in a game and not care
>>571299960
>>571303225>but reward individual player performance with more LP or less LP lost if they played welli was going to post laughing whores dot jaypeg but i used to laugh at people who said things like they should mitigate losses due to trolls and they should cancel troll queues
i think mordekaiser might be the least fun champion in the whole game
>>571302230Its fun to win together against all odds, its extra encouraging when you know your duo is cute irl also. The duo games being harder seems pretty fair (and worth it)
>>571303440I think he is fun to play, I enjoy playing Mordekaiser.
>>571303354the difference is that in emerald they will go 0/20 and spend the rest of the game seething
>>571303354>emerald but even worse gameplaywouldn't they just demote to emerald then?
ribbon
>>571303783some of them due, 900 games played isnt an exaggeration, they play on a 100 game loop bouncing from d3 to emerald 3 with absolutely 0 increase in mechanical skill
>>571303089bounties exists with and without duos>stuff like solo baronpersonally I hated warwick getting to solo sneak dragon level 2 or yorick soloing baron behind everyone's backs
>>571302230Im gonna kill a rioter one day because they can't keep getting away with this, I don't give a fuck if they're some fucking random artist for legends of runaterra, I'm gonna kill that bitch, record it, sent the video to riot, post it online and I'll more than happily go to prison if they catch me
https://magma.com/d/HlOkPq7ivdJoin the Drawpile! It's nice and warm!
>>571302598
>>571303950i know, my point still stands, i think it's fucked up riot wants to punish you for playing properly and wants to remove any agency and solo carry mechanic asap so you can enjoy your assigned losses when you duo and get the three 40% winrate teammates
>>571303098From which elo are we comparing it to :? Silver - Plat: Games are a lot more faster, and decision making is quicker. People take slightly more coordinated fights. Emerald - Nothing really changes, I find Diamond 2+ players tend to have lower egos. Your mistakes get punished more.
so when does the lolg duo arc begin
>>571304321Ha.
>>571302918I loss streaked from emerald 1 to emerald 3 a few weeks ago too, but I took a few days off and climbed back with like a 17-5 win rate. I was really focused this time but then he harassed me and it broke my focus and I spiraled down to e4 lol. Because he wanted me to lose and I was like whatever I hope you're happy. I've worked on keeping my emotions in check in games but I'm still definitely emotional out of game>im shocked an emotional talon jungle one trick even made it as far as youThanks I guess...
>>571303903no1 plays her in lolg why
>many openings in your defense, you're distracted staring at my belly button, aren't you!?
>>571305227
>>571305089stupid sissy
>>571289895>lolWho still plays this shit in the current year LMAO
perseverance patience providence
>>571305089a friend praying for your downfall isnt much of a friend
Should i start a tryhard account where i stop sandbagging and see what my actual rank is
>>571305573pedos
evens yasuo win in a pure display of league of legends mastery and skillodds jungle because been winnin why would you stop ttv dumbtwitchdigger i guess
always give yourself a minute after playing a full reddit na lobby
>>571305089>describe perfectly the games matchmaking loop>"i was tilted">"i was focused"you havent learned a single thing
>>571305386I miss when akalis NEEDED to do this as their rite of passage
>>571305089Is it the nigga who complained about you not duoing with him?
*nose twitching**nose twitching*
>>571305386I call players like that Akali 'freaks'.>>571305653/lolg/ in one sentence.
>>571303962dont kill people. killing peoples bad mmkay?
>>571305653Thanks. It's complicatedI don't think anyone on lolg is really my friend and that's okay
i miss doing baron on /vg/ vs /vg/
i don't have testosterone levels high enough to play leona.
>>571306423enchantersissy...
>>571306358so many names that stoped posting...
>>571305351>damm stare as much as you want, but focus on the fight afterward or this won't be a fair fight
>>571306732Be a general someone wants to post in.
>>571306683nah I play alistar and blitz sometimes
>sweat over the optimal champ to pick botlane>hmmm >wait I can just pick a mage and collect free pointsfuck this meta desu
thinking of re-installing, how do I reduce spying from Vanguard?
>>571307167wrap your pc in tin foil
>>571307167you play on your "game PC" with nothing important on it
is there a reason i cant fucking log in?or is it an issue on my end?
>>571289996Imagine if she accidentally sharts lmao
>>571306358>trialshe was very nice until he started dating Suspirian.
some of my closest friends are lolgs
The neeko wink
I miss vgs.The best parts of vgs was the arguments i loved fueling both sides of a argument and pouring more gasoline on the flame until it turns from a forgettable blip that will be forgotten and prople will be back to being friends by tommorow into a full on grudge for life and if it was too peaceful i would plant the seed of hatred myself and water it diligently until i turn everyone against eachother.That was fun.
Playing support and maining Janna made me realize that I'm actually transgender.
>>571306051best part about bunnies!! i slap so many nose twitch emotes in my reply paragraphs
I swear DFT is a meme roon
>>571305351>>571306810
>>571308523shut up nigger lover
Irelia is the kind of girl who loves cropdusting
>>571308103The Neeko Mouth.
>>571308172be the change you want to see
>>571308172
>>571306927cant janny bans everyone, like he gets off to it
>>571308272sissy bitch
>>571308882>>571308172
>>571289895Lissandra OP = good OP
>>571308523what else are you gonna pick with brand for example >>571308727based
>>571309278VGs were fun but the one lolg i wanted to play with never joined them...
>>571309249maybe stop namedrop shitposting and make actual high quality posts thenthose dont get deleted
>>571309249going to the irc channel to talk to the mods doesn't work either i've just been told to use the report button
>>571309450>Defending a janitorJesus Christ first worst general indeed
>>571309558what did you think reporting a janny was going to do lol
>>571305852If I can win even one 'rigged' game then it's worth it for me and the only reason I play this game. You're just a diamond dumbdigger when you're like this, except even he's interested in learning new things. I'm not saying it's not a waste of time, but just move on then instead of contradicting yourself and repeating the same obvious things for 8 years like you're a visionary. Yeah this game sucks. It's not fair and neither is life, and that's why I play it, because it's like a microcosm and I can't handle real life atm. Just move on or do what you can, stop trying to drag me down like you're personally offended when I win
need a duo NA milk#6969 emerald >>571309618so true
>>571309428Obviously the only other choice
i've never played eve post-rework but apparently i own this skin and border(???)what should i know about eve b4 i queue up jngl
>>571309436find another lolg>>571308172
>>571309249It's been like that for two years. Can't post shit, like a Reddit mod but worse somehow.>>571309558There is no recourse. Why lolg has lost all good posters and even vg vs vg. We can just hope he kills himself or something.
>>571308172vgs was our version of trashy reality TV+30 year old men clique who've been hating each other for over a decade but still play with each other because they want to avoid the allegations that they hate eachother
>>571310021Why they die then?
>>571310021please post more
>>571310109they'd rather fight on discord currentlyjust be happy it doesn't leak into here like usual
>>571309896your Q finger gonna be cooked
>>571308698
why does no one play tank junglers anymore
>>571308523you're a meme troon LO GOTTEM
>>571310347
>>571309738>>571309945The most mind boggling thing is somehow he formed a parasocial relationship just from baby babble hour with the local retard. How does that even work?
>>571310468sona makes me so happie :) i want to be like her some day>>571310774fabricated person or someone not that invested/interested besides her one season of play. its not that big nona...
Vex sex, etc.
>>571310021I liked the vg's they were fun. EU vg's never really happened but still fun
>>571310691bahahahahahaahahahahaha oh my
>>571311027i wish i was viegowell maybe not cause of the whole heartbreak and killing the whole kingdom and filling it with evil fog thingbut you know, i could use vex as my sexual plaything
>>571310774idk... the environment is intimidating... but do you know where its most wholesome...? My broadcasts...! come one and all...! if you don't know where to find this challenger ehc player... look up my name on opgg...
>>571310691this is transphobic in 2026 respect both of their identifies
>>571310997Fabricated person...?
>>571309784>learning new things>17 year old chinese game
>>571311169you have to be at least over 25 bmi to play warframe
>>571311115Extreme trvke. He had it made and refused to see it.
>>571311164why so hate friend? unironically one of the good posters nothing but on topic>>571311139tranny begone
>>571311139no one mentioned or asked you you disgusting self advertising larping whore no wonder you're the most hated lolg even when speak life and huntress exist
>>571311519stop shilling yourself its pathetic. I want people to shut up about namefags but you always namedropping yourself is worst of all
Does anyone happen to have that really old pick of a Riot employee playing with someone who refused to pick a conventional support and banned him for it? The guy was playing Fiddle or Annie support or something.
>>571311839the only time i played with a rioter was when they were karma and i was draven. she went to the fountain at 7 min and stayed there for 10 min and when they got back they said they had to take a call and that us losing during that time wasn't her problem
>>571312094girlboss'd
>win streak yesterday>lose streak todayI don't know man, this isn't it.And checking the thread it's awful, you really can't do anything but stir drama and post garbage. Why can't you be nice and post something genuinely related to the game for a change?
>>571310995I always found it funny how anons avatarfag as generic sexy women champs to pass while the woman in the general self inserts as three tentacles on an eyeball
I never played with a rioter, probably a good thing because i might get perma'd
>>571312336be honest here kindred is not a sexy woman champ...
>>571311297Okay you stunted retard. We all have ball and chains attached to us from the moment we're born you didn't absorb a single thing I said. I'm going to try to get marginally stronger trying to move it forward five inches while you stand there and cry like an autistic child, what makes you different from the 'retards' you decry in any way? You paraded it when you could fly through silver gold and plat with no problem, now that you've hit your limit you're just as petulant as anyone else if not far more. Go find other people to toy with, I'm tired of being your punching bag for your traumas
the only way a new vgs could live is if the host isn't hatedno more cringe spreadsheet tracking everyone either
Here are all the Diamond NA ADCs that play from Monday to Thursday between 12am to 4am EST:
>>571312364most of them are from different departments like the art department so they dont actually have admin powers you would have to go out of your way to force them to write an email about you
>>571312478jesus wept
>>571310995jesus christ youre a pest. no one believes your a girl tranny you give namefags a bad rep
>>571311839>>571312094This was within season 1 to 3, so it's really early on and done by one of the OG developers I believe. It's probably lost media given the age at this point though.
>>571312336talonfujo swain femcel
>>571312465I thought "See you in Hell" was the one who hosted vg's, was it someone else? Besides the occassional troll and banning from vg's games I never thought there was much going on with them.
>>571312478Forgot the most important partNobody wants to play with a nigger whatever gender you are
>>571312478Thank you for posting. I wish this general was different.Night.
>>571303386ahri do not sexualize the void staff please
>>571312336her using the gay pride icons give me the ick
level 29 account banned after these games today.
>>571312336I admire the commitminent. Bunny mained Aphelios without plaing a single other champ the entire 2023 year for 248 games, then mained Aurora after. before that it was thresh/sett support.
>>571313261she's not going to send feet pics to youbecause she's sending them to me instead
>>571312919*karate chop her*
test game successful. i think vanguard doesnt like when you have obs open pre log in.okay 1 game yasuo marathon lets gottv dumbtwitchdigger
>>571313453ah so the attention chasing was intentional
>>571313558
bro wtf am i building
>fear ending>4fun players against try hards>target inting>otps locking in their mains against an autofilled silver>diskek voice comm targeting thread anons>password vidya but all slots filled because discord invites went out 30 min prior>game drama spreads into threadshmm...i wonder why vgs didn't work out...
>>571313671Way she said it she love Aphelios but fell in love with Aurora when the champ released. im no simp she could have just done it for attention im just admiring how otp's csn play 300 games of the same champ and never really switch
>>571312478Come over to EU baby. I'll boost your little cute buns.
>>571314120practice trool
>>571312453>I'm going to try to get marginally stronger trying to move it forward five inchesanime brain, you thought you could be hokage, its absurd but instead of it being naruto its kiba
a champion where pressing R changes your gender and gives you a whole new skills
>>571312453cry more bitch niggait's a video gamego out of the street and tell people how you improved cs from 4cs/min to 9cs nobody gives a fuckyou're still an insecure loser
>>571312336Its called overcompensatingMen with small penises and/or short height feel like it makes them less of a man so they grow big muscles,try acting tough,get into traditionally masculine things like repairing cars,watching sports etc. to try to appear more manlyPoor people dont want to appear poor so they go into dept buying expensive brand clothes,renting out expensive cars and putting on other displays of wealthTranswomen feel like their male body makes them less of a woman so they overcompensate by playing hot girls,buying pink things,trying to act as stereotypically female as possible etc. to try to appear more feminineWhile a real woman doesnt need to perform femininity she is naturally feminine so she doesnt pick champions based on "which one of these will make people think im a woman" she picks champions based on what looks cool/which champions kit she likes stuff like that
>>571314728that's sad as fuckgo touch grass instead of bringing out a dead corpse
>>571314910>male arms>male hands
>>571314878it's performative you meaneveryone already knows she's a chick but she doubles down on the i'm just your bro, i'm one of the guys, haha my dick hurts too, etc even her tag is urbro guys don't have to try hard about it because it's already implied we're guys and it doesn't matter
>>571314504it's ok anon i understand your pain
>>571314158.
>play in plat 4 >hitlerstomp>rank up 20 lp>loseI know it's probably because this is my home but it does feel a bit weird that it always happens
>>571314728>this is his home
>>571311027
>>571315204why don't you build dusk dawn on jax? It's so good
>>571315176what?
>>571315430the first version was worth it but triforce deals more damage and the new version only has 60 ap which is nothingit can be decent into champs stacking armor but i prefer triforce after having experimented with ityou cant build both :)
the best jax players go triforce so i go triforce too
>>571314910YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE SLOP
>>571315016but when the female champ has a penis you don't complaincurious
>>571315930call me pedo, but dont call me futafag.
thanks for joining...! boosted accusers in shambles i guess...
>>571316409>Talon named 'e off bridge'
>>571300272once in some games my support roams top in bronze/iron....
>omg 4 top
>>571316112/lolg/ is full of obsessed stalkers, so yeah it's totally believable that some schizo dug through thousands of streams to find someone
>>571315631Yeah I know but the passive is better than trinity force
i had a dream that i had small boobs and sona tit-mogged me with a smug face while everyone laughed. i woke up hating sona, even though i don't hate her and i'm not even a girl. this place has affected my mental sanity. i'll be staying away from here for a few days
>>571316112what's the point of her reviving herself when she's dead anyway>>571316904skill diffplenty of us have been posting here for ages without censoring our names and whatever and have had no issues
>>571316993you're a girl now
This game will give you almost perfectly ordered streaks and we are supposed to believe games are organic.
>>571317174>skill diffhave you considered that as an ugly man you're not a target worth stalking
win lane lose game featuring 4 retards.going back to jg.when i open obs my ping goes to 400 no idea why.
>>571317174>plenty of us have been posting here for ages without censoring our names and whatever and have had no issuesLiar.
>>571317421or the fact that i don't ever bring my gender into it because it doesn't matterit has zero impact on posts or gaming skillyou act like the only girls here are vocal about itthere's plenty of use who enjoy being anonymous
keep trying until it owrks ttv dumbtwitchdiggerfuck my team jg teemo
>>571315387Extremely true.
>didnt comeback my lane because im too greedy to press f and "waste" my sums in a critical 1v1 situationfml im niggerlow iq
Anonymous, non anonymous, you liars will hate on anyone if your pussies tingle the wrong way. You are a bunch of faggots that act like bitches more than actual bitches.
is it really worth it to spam ranked on weekends
>>571314504>beat>d4 in season 16>"my speed is entirely on me">"this game sucks and it's a waste of time"You didn't read anything I said lol. Whatever dude. Anyway you spazzed out at me in DMs when I won a game you thought I should have lost, how raped is your mind?
>>571319154welcome to the trenches, try to acknowledge it at some point
>omg everyone is a stalker>everyone gets doxxed>why even postas anon spends most of his day browsing lolg for years
why would i wanna play a m*ge
>>571319484probably some zoomie samefag whos been bitchinh for months if you link two images on platforms your found in seconds christ lolg is retarded
>>571319554You scale quicker than an ADC and have better wave clear than them and utility, you can't damage tanks and bruisers and still as weak against assassins and don't have sustain.
>>571319327I do, and more deeply than you
>>571319990>and more deeply than youLOL
>>571320274I do, you can't comprehend how it doesn't make me suicidal like you, and it makes you feel alone. That's why you flail like this. And have been flailing on lolg for the past 10+ years looking for any reason to pick fights with people
>>571319083i don't know why all my teams were so unreliable todaylike shouldn't it be around 50/50
>>571314763What? Reading comprehension, lol
When i saw sera lucy bot on champ select i knew it was an auto loss. locked in the teemo jg as counter grief. game was unwinnable from 30 sec where bot died immediately how surprising
>>571320881ok senpai
>>571320790>you can't comprehend how it doesn't make me suicidal like youi thought you werent retarded and could see the hamster wheel, was wrong. nigga wants to talk about flailing on lolg for 10 years as the literal crying anime girl poster
>>571321549hahahajust kys then, do it on stream
zozo
>>571321062wow i cant believe spunktress made this
>>571320283you severely underestimate how petty bitches can be
>>571321708sourceplease
>>571321880i ai generated it there is no source
>>571322007no source then
>>571321880>>571322007>>571322134>gatekeeping https://files.catbox.moe/4lbpdt.jpeg
>>571322434no it's finei don't like AI slop
>>571321708
>>571322585>wanted source>had to be told it was ai>wait i changed my mind its bad
>>571322835
>>571322835ai hate is purely performative
>>571323116literal 5 year old brain
when i see certain champs id rather they not be on my team regardless of the pop culture current day winrate. Because I know that the person playing that champ is a chimp.senna is one of those champs more often than not.
>>571323352good morning sir
>>571323460i like the calm victory posts
>>571323517programmed response
>>571323352>>571323445hippa to the hoppa and fuck AI sloppahttps://vocaroo.com/19VyV1PILVBm
>>571322434Imagine shes figures out its never gonna work with him so she gets over Ezreal and asks K'Sante to take her virginity she asks him to be gentle its her first time and then he impales her on his cock like a kebab with the tip sticking out of her mouth and then he fucks Annie with the tip while Zoe is impaled and everytime he thrusts Zoes nose goes directly in front of Annies asshold and Annie ate a lot of beans today so she keeps farting shes so gassy and Zoe is getting gassed to death and shes trying go get off but shes powerless to because K'Sante is too big and strong and she gets gassed to death on the dick and then once K'Sante and Annie are both satisfied K'Sante peels Zoe off his dick and she doesnt respond Annie checks her pulse and... shes dead... K'Sante says Annie could feed her to her pet bear and then Annie is like "dinner is served, Tibbers!" and then Tibbers eats Zoe's corpse and gets a power up because Zoe was an Aspect and those have a lot of magic power and pats himself on his belly satisfied by the meal
>>571323571claude forgot to put actual response in the "programmed response" box good sirnext time tell it to vibecode with no mistakes, rookie prompt engineeeeeer mistake
>>571323517good morning!
nom
>>571323975Thats what Tibbers said when he ate Zoes dead body
sorry for losing my cool there haha...
>>571324225it happens. feel better?
>>571323975
ping is stable ttv dumbtwitchdigger
I might actually fix my negative win rate. I think it was 200 wins 235 losses at one point.
>>571310774all outsiders who don't play vgs saw is the shitfest drama of vgs derailing the thread so tbf it must've not looked all that fun to join
installing vanguard on sona
>>571324764mad because your not good enough to be named
>>571324764As a insider that played vgs i also just saw that.
>>571311164>anons shouldn't befirend or add each other ever >no not like that!
>>571324317yep... just sad hes not going to duo w/ me.
What kind of person has this mastery?
>names dropped>entire thread derailsthis is why jannies don't allow namedropping anymore btwleague of legends delete senna
>>571326092>ur mad?? I'm just explaining what other people saw from their pov. there was endless vgs drama that overtook the threads was there not?
>>5713262831-1
>>571326283some kind of quirky support creature that likes when their adc doesnt have fun
>>571326283a SEX KING
>>571326608Sorry Sister im actually a shaco jungle main and only picked up shaco support a few weeks ago.Its very strong into retards
>silver jgIs there any situation where I SHOULDN’T just lock briar every game? I seemingly end up with first pick a lot cause I try to trade with top or mid so they don’t get auto countered. The only matchup that feels like an auto loss is wukong because his clone rapes my self taunt. But I’m not gonna waste a ban on Wu when low elo terrorists like Yi and Nocturne exist. I just feel kinda botted locking this in every game idk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIPoTv22XA
>>571327273Briar players are bots. Im convinced briar could be played to an emerald level by AI because the only decision making involved is "do i statcheck this champ right now?"
should have found a way to enable my wincon so that we would have had a better shot at winning.can YOU identify my wincon lolgen?you are high elo and arent there because you ride the support gravy train right? you can look at this image and identify my wincon, right?only 1 constant so you cant say me every team is a winnable one right lolgen haha yeah
>>571327527Yeah I don’t really give a fuck about your opinion on the champ design I’m asking why wouldn’t I pick this severely overtuned champ?
>>571326272no one wants to duo with you and no one cares that you dont want to either
>>571326283Me, unironically.t. hot passing trans woman, make of that what you will
pov: you walked into Ahri's room without knocking to ask for the wifi password
>>571328236oh ah er sorry ahri
>>571328156love that honfidence, sis
hey guys big lincoln#na1 here
>>571324347Pizza eatin feesh.
>>571328702
>>571328639
>>571328806I need to redownload my basedbears
>>571328639Your /tttt/ brain cancer can’t hurt me I’ve ascended to stealth. You people barely exist to me.
>>571328702if true post your voli fursuit
>>571328897if you lost them all, it would be a great tragedy
>>571328989house and family status?
erp?
>>571329039yeah i had to completely reset my PC and reinstall windows a week ago, lost everything
>>571329129
>>571329053you already said this, why are you projecting your own broken home situation onto other people?
>>571329053Homeowner in a major city. I don’t talk to my family because they’re religious zealots. Even before I told them they hated my refusal to capitulate to their delusion so nothing of value was lost. Why does this matter tho?
>homeownerbeing slimed out on house prices sucks with major city yield
>>571326608this 100% this>>571327008yeah im sure your thresh is amazing
>>571324665ur still getting like 30 lp a game right
>>571329369thank you
>>571328236*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
>>571329995ahri why are you knocking on your own door? are you retarded?
>>571330173
>>571330101I regret to inform you that I’m actually just a jungler that secondaries support thresh because for some reason I’m able to nail his hooks like heat seeking missiles. Elise and Shaco are my most played tho, along with Briar.
>>571329995
>>571330173it isn't Ahri, IT'S NEEKO!
>>571330543I’m not chasing anything. I have achieved. We are not the same.
>>571328236
>>571330583N-NANI??
please make space for my incredibly large oversized penis.(really really big)https://streamable.com/znrptf
>>571289895When's the Freljord season?
>cis dream>6 ft. masculine frame>face as if chiseled with a blunt axe
you brought this upon yourself when you said you wanted more streamers...
lolgs look like their mains
>>571331752>gatekeepThe only thing I’m gatekeeping is you thinking we’re similar at all. You can do whatever you want. I don’t care to tell you otherwise or stop you. But we aren’t the same.
>>571331843
nami has arrived
>>571331752prove us wrong with a current day selfie?
>>571331031I'm surorised ivern is in your champ pool considering how team reliant he is and how much usually hate your teams too much to play it
>>571331843no the lolg selfie collage is full of pasty looking uggos
what is going on are the trannies competing o algo
>>571331986he learned a long time after maining irelia he simply cannot carry his smurf accountsnow he's going to be a good bitch boy and pocket his carries insteadsupport arc inbound
>>571331857because youre not real
>Nami has no waveclea-ACKKKKK*Nami ults lolg wave* *All the creeps get cleared*
>>571331932>>571332246*waveclears the thread*
based janny
>>571331571I look like this btw
>>571332645I will put my dick in this
>>571327701Yeah so she's basically a minion in terms of champ design. What I mean by that is she walks forward and essentially autoattacks.Yes she has abilities and yes you have to press them but really they are just abstractions of the "walk forward and attack" themeHope that helps
>>571332173>digger support arcactually scary
>>571328156Show feet
>>571332990dont its not worth it
Very interesting what this faggot tranny decides to leave up and what gets deleted
>>571329039I don't like the bear. Bears are pretty cool animals for the most part but this specific bear kinda sucks.
Why do none of our streamers look masculine? Except the one.
>>571333790why did this bear flop so hard?
>>571333803saved
Why is Voli so bad right now? I love the bear…
>>571333804Who?
>>571334120Swordbro. Look at his stream, he's surprisingly handsome for someone permastuck in Silver.
>>571333804why does it matter
Why can't we have nice battlepasses? Being able to grind for the orbs was enjoyable but Riot ruined it.
>>571334413game peaked in 2017
>>571334381I'm tired of feminine fags and ugly retards. I want to watch a real man.
my champ pool is literally every champ in the game im better than everyone on this board fuck yourself1 - 3 play ww after eating a tasty burrito4 - 6 play some shen jung or some nigger shit after eating some chicken7 - 0 play some gragas or some fuckin uh kayn and eat some fucking goddamn tasty chinese food.
>>571333803
the way lyra starts spamming catty posts when she feels mogged is so cutelyra hugging her big clunky shoulders and biting her lip with indignation
>>571335276and which of the two are that?
>>571335419
>>571335389the deleted ones
>>571335276war of the hons
>>571334563It peaked 2013 - 2016.Every single champ from Lissandra/ Jinx to Kindred / Jihn was peak kino cinema
>janny shits up yet another thread
>>571335698
>>571335419>>571335698>>571335901what was Noxus thinking?
>>571333804
>>571335698>soibriar(4).png
>>571335276its probably the other one
here we go again
>>571336237context?
>>571336136Will ya stop posting her already>>571336498probably the trannyjanny
What advice would you give to a player who left just before vanguard and is now thinking about returning?
>>571336237hontress is the local punching bag not the sour cunt who goes apeshit at the slightest threat
>>571304386but really tho
>>571336673You were free, don't ruin it
>>571336841
>>571336136This is not what I mean and you know it.>>571334314>full beard >messy long hair>isn't some master tier retard who plays silentlyThanks. It isn't much but it's something.
>>571336841To get duos you'd have to get people to play the game. No one is going to play league of inflation snowball asassin abuser jungle only relevant role waveclear until dragons only hope your jungle wins smite coinflip snore meta.The game needs a full design reset
>>571337070He's into transgirls, don't bother
>>571337070>shits himself on streamSwordbro's so fucking hot, bros…
games like league but good?
rumia get on for clash
>>571337193Really?>>571337209Lmao he sounds funny.
champs for this feel?
gotta admire tazmir for still dragging a tranny through the dirt so he can invite it to duo after taking Ls for years remarkable human bean really hanging in there
I admire tazmir
Abusing senna adc makes me so hard. She is so broken. Every time I play her bottom its just free elo. Anyone actually playing her support is a retard.
janny deletes all the fun posts then thread dies. hmmmm
>>571337920Yes, he tried to get with Nami instantly in the discord and called her cute and nice. She called him a FUB.
>>571339432Isn't it funny how easily you can spot a riot dev's favorite champ? If aphelios or zeri had the kind of performance senna enjoys for months they would be hotfix nerfed at 4 am, rioters would be getting out of their bed to run to the office and gut them. But teehee our poster girl senna can break the game's balance on a quarterly basis but thats ok we'll reduce her souls by 3% next patch!
>>571339343you and only you little guy
>>571339819I still remember how jealous riot got when everyone liked viego over akshan and did everything they could to make people play akshan instead
>story reasserts that the evil nigger villain is an evil nigger villain >UHHH DUDE THEY'RE SHILLIN DA INDIAN
>he doesn't remember how riot purposefully allowed akshan to be broken in all three lanes for an entore year>meanwhile they randomly added wife-beating to viego's lore so people wouldn't love him as much and retconned that anyways because players pointed out the retardation
>>571339760No way.
>>571342198He did, now he doesn't even talk to her after she rejected his friend request and attempts to flirt. Instantly turned away and didn't cling.
>>571342501did he see hontress selfie?
>>571342832I don't think so. Catbox it.
>>571343091
catbox all the troon selfies, have a proper troonoff for once
Can yone jungle?
>>571341895Nu-Riot "Writers" are all hacks. Unironicly, I bunch of WC3 modders wrote better short stories about the champs.
here is your lux support
The decision to exclude AD scaling from non-lifesteal healing is a crucial design pillar, not an oversight. If healing scaled with Attack Damage, damage-focused builds would inherently become too durable, breaking the counter-play dynamic and forcing developers to nerf base values to unusable levels.Healing abilities should not scale with AD because it conflates two distinct roles: damage and survivability. Keeping them separate ensures that players must explicitly choose between building for damage or building for sustain, maintaining strategic depth.
>>571344461I like the few versions of AD scaling healing we've got.
>>571344357based lugs
>>571344739Huh, he's alright but definitely too masculine for me as he is. Maybe some makeup, and cute clothes.
The only champ I play here is Lillia but that Vayne skin is so sexy. What do? I'm still only level 17 on the pass so maybe I get more OE.
always winnable never griefed never unwinnalbe. remember that. always winnable. it really just is always winnable.
>>571345924Usually when you post screenshots like this it’s supposed to show you having a good game and still losing. You played like shit and lost. Why would you post this?
im the only constant so theyre not going to give me the same negative winrate 2/6 silver kassadin as last game right, its the weekend theres the most amount of players they have playing right?
>>571344739chopped
>>571345924>feeding exhaust/tp mf support named "yes these sums"kino
>>571346169>browser is windowed to the bottom half of screenwhat psychopath behaviour is this
i feel bad being mean to hontress the genetic lottery already fucked him over
#SKULLCRACK #HEADSPLiT
riot isnt putting the same people on my team multiple games you are definitely rightI truely am the only constant.just started farming his wave after his first death he finished iron last season too."GG"forced 50/50eommriot shilling coming to an end because your fucking retarded game is dyingyour client cant open your fucking gamegg
a true constant in-game and outside of it with the posting
>>571347303she's got a cute guy face
>>571347437why did they make her a star guardian tho? she fits star nemesis more
The client should give you a warning when you try to play on Friday/Saturday night. You will be playing with and against subhuman premades all in Discord, regardless of what queue you pick
>>571347696>big nose>thin lips>small eyes>palehis personality could've made up for it but it doesn't
>>571347871thanks for reminding me actuallyi was about to queue up for mayhem cause it's 5am but i know that there will be a subhuman master+ stack waiting for me on the other team while my team is filled with ukrainian and arab refugeesi will go outside and take a walk instead cause the sun is already up#whiteboysummer
>>571347303concern trolling very cool sis very sweet not rotten inside at all
>>571347871I was the first one to notice weekend league and lolg tried to gaslight me into thinking I'm crazy
>>57132974520-21 lp
>>571344739>even a cutie like this troons outthe boys are not okis it the gen, the site, society or all 3
>>571347968her features are fine youre nitpicking>palewhats wrong with being pale??
Champ like this guy?
LoL opinion people have given you shit for
>>571348952none, im always right
>>571348368>>571348952ive caught you, rakanposter
>>571348952assassin meta > tank meta
>>571349163I predate rakanposter
>>571348952I call Zoe a pedo champ and people with 200k mastery points on her pedos. The champ is kept in a retarded OP state at all times because they want lolicon money>y-you're just a schizo10000 year old entity that looks/acts like a child, has bare feet that's front in center on her main splash art and has a mountain of either revealing skins or dress up fantasy skins for whatever interest/hair color some fuck could want
>>571348907nonwhites hate it
>>571348952I like this gameI think every role deserves respectI think there's nothing wrong with duoing and having fun with a friend
>>571349532>check zoe mastery points>160kphew
>>571349532I think her kit's cool. if she didn't require unlocked camera to play optimally, I might've even added her to my champ pool
>>571349532>popular league meme montage YTuber mains Zoe>has something like ridiculous million+ mastery on her>all this thumbnails are AI slop >very obviously a porn LORA he's using >probably has genn'd mountains of Zoe pornYep checks out
>>571350282>>very obviously a porn LORA he's using>>probably has genn'd mountains of Zoe pornbased, artoids gatekeeping for moral reasons getting speared off their high horses
>>571350159time to take the training wheels off and unlock that camera sissyboy
Yone!
>>571349618Can love blossom on the battlefield? Is a competitive war-game and/or video-game sport supposed to be played for fun?
>>571350626never! y-you can't make me!
>>571350282>>571349532I've comm'd pics of both adult Zoe and shortstack Zoe. Does that count?
>>571350159I have a similar problem, I play with my space bar held down for 90% of games and I also don't use smartcast, so some champs don't work so well for me compared to others.
>>571351004yes and yes!
>>571351012isn't it frustrating though? you can't even see what's happening slightly off camerahow do you even aim longer skillshots, do you just pray?how is red side even playableit seems like more of a chore than just unlocking your camera, you have to go down and click your minimap constantly to see a fight 10 feet away instead of panning at the edge of the screen
>>571351173how do you manage to hold the spacebar down for half an hour. I can practically feel the finger cramps like the ones zerifags get
its pretty impressive how consistently get streaks of teammates who are clearly not even trying to win doing shit like jg playing around the 1/7 and 1/9 top and mid when im not only 5 items but im the only person on the team with more than 2.5 items and not a single person plays around me except the fish for 36 minutes straight but of course they also wont just ff theyve got to play out the game they are inting and not even trying to be a little useful. or the jg perma being opposite side of the map for 7 straight objectives so we just lose by default. the top laner who loses their counter matchup and then just runs up mid scared to side lane. then i just say fuck it que a random pos and do shit like intentionally running a kill to every enemy in the first 8 minutes and building full slot caulfields and from there just doing the bare minimum to hit pantheon w on an enemy in fights and boom thats the game i win because doing well isnt enough anymore because roughly 40% of players queue with the intention to lose in 2026 so its just rng on which team has more of those players mine or theirs nothing matters its all fake im stuck in an asylum
>>571351410I simply click around on the map yeah. I'm usually spot on with the map clicking so it only takes a moment. since I've been doing that method the entire time it's merely second nature as opposed to something frustratingI legit cannot used unlocked because all the sudden jarring camera movement makes my eyes spin. I end up more dizzy and confused about the situation than before I even used it kek
>>571351725My left thumb and I never really notice it unless I wanna move my camera. Hard lock is a no-go because I still try to have some awareness elsewhere, then I just lift it and press it when I wanna go back.I don't think I ever cramp when I'm playing even for several hour marathons.Thankfully, most champs I play only give a shit about what's in frame like Garen, Naut, Morde, Jhin, and Jinx (outside of the latter two's ults)
>>571352009How good is your map awareness?
>>571349163Idiot
>>571352314Probably somewhere between 3-6 out of 10 depending on the match and how locked in I am. Sometimes I will try to set up picks and coordinate/wrangle the team into objectives when i know where the enemy jungler is. Sometimes I'm just walking around like a retard who throws hooks or spins in the minion wave and goes back to my next one.
>>571351981one of the biggest benefits of unlocked camera that people never mention is your camera doesn't move unless you want it towhen you move during locked cam your camera is always moving and that adds another axis on top of enemy movement that can fuck up your skillshots, you're fighting against enemy movement and your own camera's movement at the same timewith unlocked camera you can stop your camera on an area and it becomes much easier to hit people
>>571337853cant. faggums gave me too much brain aids. best of luck my prince
LoL opinion people have given you shit foryou start seeing 0/12 illaois on your team when the number in the wins column gets too high compared to the number in your losses column. That it is not specific random chance or luck that you had not seen a single illoai mid feeding player on your team in the previous 60 games nor is it just "luck" that theyre showing up now.this is genuninely an eye roller for some autistic/retarded people
>>571302230its so disgusting how riot disabled duoing in apex tiers... i have like 14 chall players who would duo with me.. learned a lot.. my time soloing...
this is my nunu jg the next game after i switch off jg
>>571353350
>>571352727>says he's been playing since 2011>silver 1What's the point? How much fun can you possibly be having in the bottom 10% of all players??
>Play Mayhem>Only the 10k+++hp tank with the upgrades that turn HP into damage gets to have funLame
here is the adc in the very same game with the bronze nunulol opinion people have given you shit forwhen riot decides your account is going to lose its fucking going to lose.
>>571354376why is she cring ;(
here is the support in the game with the bronze nunu vs their gold jg, the 15%wr adclol opinion people have given you shit for.not everone that has reached an elo above silver has had matches with these people in them.
>>571354053>riot disabled duoing in apex tiersit's only temporary though right?
>>571354695If I wasn't having fun, I wouldn't be playing lmaoAlso I'm GOLD nowI have ASCENDED and not touched ranked once yet
Mayhem Diana is crazy fun
jax carried
>>571354878thats literally me irl
top- mechanically intense, intuitively laxjg- intuitively intense, mechanically laxmid- jack of all tradesbot- mechanically intense, intuitively laxsup- intuitively intense, mechanically laxcorrect?
Which league ladies would capture you then have their way with you?
>>571355539The team and the roles are whatever the people playing it make it. Any of those positions can be anything.
>>571355537lame
>>571351732Much texto Have you just tried carrying?
when the acc is meant to lose its going to fuckign lose.
hey a 6 game loss streak to 50:50 what do you fucking know if something prevents me from going malz next game, say they put me in jg roleill just grief
>>571356447I capture Soraka!
mid primary (5/13 zed got it instead) jg secondaryguess this acc is going down the shitter too. ill go play on the gold one even though its FUCKING CRYSTAL CLEAR QUEING UP RIGHT NOW IS A NO GO
oh ok my bad i thought aram was a real game and not just pick broken tank perks run down the lane
>>571358270Thats on you then ya fuckin moron
>>571358270do you also think URF is the real summoner's rift
>>571358270aram is a real gamemayhem is garbage slopknow the difference
>>571358501>>571358465>>571358361Real league is ranked solo queue with no duo between 2am - 4.30am to eliminate any chance of a filthy casual being in your game.Playing exclusively big dick 1v9 hard carry champs, going 4/7 and flaming the fuck out of your jungler if your mid, your support if your adc,or your adc if you are jungle.Playing support or top is not Real League Of Legends.
All the good posters left...
why do people talk to you like you are a drooling retard when you play Yuumi?
Did you fucking pathetic excuses for human being really spend the entire night crabbing one another for the attention you get on 4chan lolg???Getting mad at Seraphine for being high elo when you're miserably stuck like the garbage players you are is one thing, but getting mad at people who generate more (you) than you??Holy shit, dude, just fucking kill yourself already, lolg.
>>571359746worst general! number one!
>>571359746>but getting mad at people who generate more (you) than you??jealousy was always the underlaying motive for hate because anons never grew up past 5th grade
>>571359839ahem SECOND worst general!
>lolg thinks they are top 1 when they don't even make top 5 worst generalscute
>>571360314it's that high because on top of being putrid shit it's also dead as fuck
>>571359021Maybe we shouldn't try to make them leave!
>>571360314There was a board wide poll and lolg was voted second or third worst. Xivg was first.
Ahri is spacious
I had a good sleep time to soft int more games today
>>571360314what would you say are 5 worse generals than lolg?
>>571362934all the gachaslop
When will riot games give us what us gamers truly want?
I have returned to play more. The matchmaking seems to be even worse than when I first played. My Lee Sin and Nasus were Diamond 4. The enemy Vel'Kox was Challenger, the Jarvan and Senna were both Grandmaster. Is the game always this way?
>>571353634that illaoi skin makes her tentacles more dodgeable...
im the only one left in lolg...
>will never be able to tell what im doing wrong in game because im below average iq>nobody will even interact with me for some reasonim not bpd, i dont attentionwhorewhy am i so unpleasant
everyone's playing the game I bet
Have some inspo /lolg/ ! In a way, League is making me a better person I think.
>>571366243I'm playing the game!
>>571366282being a billionare sounds fucking soul draining, why does "making it" in life mean aspiring to be a pedo demon from hellill stick to league thanks
>>571366282Those who only chase money will never find it
why does everyone dislike interacting with me, am i just boring
>>571366853hi
This game the highest on my team was Platinum 4. The enemy team had a Master, Diamond 4, two Emerald players, and a Gold 1 player.Does anybody have any tips to avoid this?
>>571364952>Is the game always this way?Yes! It's called EOMM rigged matchmaking, enjoy your player retention!
Hottest yordle?Debate
>>571367048where have you been fabio? i have missed your astute observations
>>571366416Prove it
>>571366496>>571366808>We're taking the billionaire analogy literalAnons... Change billionaire business for that college degree, the lifestyle you actually want to live, the love you're missing, the job you want, etc.Also if there is evil, then there is good. League is really a good tool to learn about yourself, mindsets, and what you could potentially get better at !
All I ask for is 4 teammates that want to win the competitive ranked mode. And yet 90% of my games have at least one person that clearly could not care less about the outcome of the game and treats ranked like normal queue. Drunk, high, both, first timing a champion, playing a role they don’t main, watching shit on their other monitor. There needs to be a way to report this behavior so that accumulative reports bar these fucks from playing ranked. Literally the bare minimum in ranked is to care about the outcome of the game and do your best to win, yet even that is too much to ask for.
>>571366083>>571366853interaction is a two-way street. try taking some initiative and interact with others!
>>571367090
>>571367048don't play norms
I used to like renekton but now he doesn’t feel very good to play
for the anon who suggested I try neeko next time I practice random shit: what a chill champ. her ult gives me the big dopamine. definitely should've roamed more since that's where she shines best. the enemy ff'd before I even got to pretend to be someone else
>>571367104I don't get a lot of free time.>>571367396I'm getting blasted in norms. Should I not practice before ranked?
>>571367048>tips to avoid thisthis is completely intended matchmaking
>>571367152But Im too lazy to do so!
It looks like the AGP freaks were having a mid-off yesterday. They are always the same - visible stubble, mannish build, disgusting hair. If they were actually trans, they'd focus on getting FFS and laser asap since it's one of the most important things you need to pass, but instead, AGP pests go for a pair of boobs. Guess why? They get off to it. They reduce the act of being a woman down to a pair of tits on their chest. They force people to call them "Miss" while making them look at their brutish visage. It's an insult to them and their intelligence. Women's restrooms are their predatory hunting ground and they take joy in invading their privacy. Mannish and ogre-like as they are, they do nothing but make a mockery of a very real issue many of us face by "representing" actual trans women in the most obnoxious ways possible. They disgust me and I hope that once HRT does its magic, they find themselves waking up with despair as they realize they'll never be able to properly jerk their permanently limp dick to their perverted and abhorrent fetishisations of women ever again.
>>571367090lulu>Debatepenis shrinking magic
>>571367548wait that was menice one
>>571367684does it make hers bigger though?
https://streamable.com/30b97w>>571366243Probably more than 90% of this thread.>>571366282Half of that is true: there is a problem > find solution to said problem and possibly have fun in the process. I'm not sure about the feedback loop thing but I'm sure that a feedback is needed, there is a need of a result to adjust the solution to the problem.The biggest element there is passion, and it's incredibly undervalued and misunderstood.
AHEMFUCK GN*Rabsolute fucking NIGGER champion when played even semi-decently
>>571367768thanks, and thanks for the suggestion!
>>571367684based
Imagine Lulu shrinks your penis,puts a miniature tiny cage on you and then the magic spell wears off and your penis starts to revert to its original size inside the tiny cage.
>>571368337So much Ahriposting today...
>>571368698is jinx or ahri the face of league?
>>571367192No dude I did the college degree, got the job to afford a lifestyle that was wanted by my love and it did nothing to change the inevitable departure. No good without evil and seeking the missing piece let it all go undone.
>>571368773Uh, that's spot belongs to Ryze, duh?
>>571368773probably jinx since arcane at least
>>571368917who
>>571368917>that's spot belongs to Ryzeanon you have to let him go, the crash wasn't your fault....
A friend of mine convinced me to redownload.My computer runs linux now. I thought I was free. but I happen to have another laptop that runs windows.
>>571367345how do i do that
>>571292476I would but i'm not an adcuck
>>571368698The things I would do to a Jinx..
>>571336136I still can't believe that she's transgender
>>571369224>read posts in thread>find post that makes you think a thought>reply to post with the thought you thunk>anons will reply to you with the thoughts they thunk about your thought
I wonder if Morgana clean her feet after a 50 minute game because she's barefeet and the rift is a very dirty place she can even step on the poo from other champions like Akali
>>571369882She also steps into the river which cleans her feet
>>571369669looks like a normal girl to me A-cups exist
>>571369882She recalls in a healing and mana restoring fountain what do you think IDIOT
>>571370058Its not a litteral fountain in league tho
feel like every female champion should wear diapers cuz matches tend to be so long and they dont have time to pee or poo. They should use sandals too instead of boots because it's comfortable, toe exposed is a must.
>>571369882why would akali poop on the rift
>>571370257cause there's no toilets around, duh
>>571370257why not? she probably use her ninja technique to poop on the tribush so one notice. It's the only option or poo on the river and contamite it.
should i just buy a boost, every game ive had someone outright admit to trying to int or derank, at least if i was higher rank id learn more faster
>>571370582nah just ask someone for a throwaway plat or emerald account
>>571370582You would just de-rank back to the MMR you belong in eventually so it isn't even worth it. If you feel like your account is "cursed" just level an account to 30 and try climbing on it instead. Nobody really gives a fuck what your rank is in the modern day, so just play to win and have fun.
>>571370916i dont think i belong in a higher elo or anything, and i doubt its anything but terrible weekend matchmaking as usuali dont care about rank eitherbut i still want the cool ranked reward that's really all i care aboutif anything its a miracle im even at the elo im at right now
lolg thinks my favorite champ is boring...
>>571371073What rank are you at currently, and what rank do you want? Depending on what it is, I'll hop on an account and boost you right now.
the games have been shit today. +9 consolidation lp.
>>571371289im gold but i wanted to get to like emerald i guess.. i dunno if im really good enough to get boosted there i just want to be better
>>571371595
>>571371680Ahhh, I know who this is. I'm going to hop on an account and add you soon. Add me back after your game and let's win some ranked games.
>>571371281yuumi main...
>>571371595You're not supposed to play ranked on the weekends anon...
>>571371741>losers queue isn't real
>>571371741>weekend ranked isn't real
>>571371791alright.. will you tell me stuff i can do to be better too?
>>571367309>All I ask for is 4 teammates that want to winBe reasonable.
>>571372290Sure, I can try to. I added you. I see your still in a ranked game right now, so I'll wait. You'll know it's me by my username, lmao.
if i get CC locked for 11 seconds by a nami or lulu one more time in mayhem i am going to blow my head off with a shotgun12 GAMES IN A ROWEITHER ONE OF TZHEM OR BOTH OF THEM ARE PRESENTTHE GAME IS COMPLETELY UNPLAYABLE
idk i stopped playing mayhem when they introduced new augments, shit ain't fun bro
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>571372513there are also some cc immunity augments but it's a rare luck to get them like complete immunity on kata's r
>>571372439how do you have an account with that name...
is it worth it to reveal your ign to lolgdoes the attention feel that good
>>571372997Do you want to get shit on and eventually stalked and such and never be able to post your games again?
>>571373085no...
Another Day. Another Dollar.
>>571373148Ok. Good practice is to always hide IGNs.
70 minute game. Enemy team was four Emeralds and a Diamond, but my team was all Emerald and Platinum plus me. The long struggle fest was fun, and I'm glad my team mates knew what Taric ultimate did. We got the win off a counter engage from my ultimate because their Kindred panicked and used her ultimate early.
>>571373179Was this a ranked?
Play Karma.
>>571373438I already play karma thoughbeitever
>>571373354It was not. I haven't played in almost a full year, and I'm technically new, I just hit level 38. I still don't know what all the heroes do. Ranked will be good after I have a few more heroes and a bit more practice.
>>571373438i did before indians made me prejudiced toward them
I only play aram mayhem, summoners rift and arena are boring
>Enemy top and jungle stops me from doing my blue>Ok i go do my wolves>They follow me to my wolves and kill me>Respawn>Try to take my red buff>Enemy mid is there and he stops me from doing my bottom side of the jungle too and im forced to go farm lane cs because im just not allowed to do my camps i guess im still lvl 1 almost 3 minutes into the game>Oh right jungle role penalty so i dont get gold and exp from minions xD>Top gets solod by the enemy top guy thats like a level behind from chasing me araund the jungle for the first few minutes of the game while my top just pinginged enemy missing once and cleared his waveWhats the counterplay
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>571374302*Smashes a beer bottle over your head*
>>571374302can you spell waveclear with a fish?
>>571374302yeah well you can't spell fetish without "shit" either
>>571374468Imagine how scary gragas would be if he actually just was a realistic violent drunk instead of a jolly fellow
>>571374668>>571374668>>571374668
ugly bitch early threadignored
I was about to make a jinx thread..
i keep losing
>>571375179her name is powder
her name is pooper
>>571370135who was in the wrong here?
