Previous: >>571318637>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Oguri plap
Why are we kissing trainees all of a sudden?
>>571347769SpeChu Week
>>571347748mfs be like "I want an ogur gf" till they see their food bill
wahey
>>571347803>>571347769Spe-wife? Really?
mcqueen is just standing there, erotically
Is everyone using Icarus for MANT runs?
nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>571347769if you don't kiss them, they die
>>571347959pov: you are sundayman
Tachyon LOVE
>>571347962I'm using the most forbidden bot of all: 1/4 of my attention.
>>571346948catbox, onegai
>>571348013That can't be true...
>>571348090
>>571347959mcqueen is so hot
>>571348090desu wa
>>571348090Non-canon, where is the Love and Deep Space torena
Mejiros are erotic
>>571348182When will she be stopped?
>>571348237there's other mac artists than shiwuhard to believe, but true
>came home from work >go to bathroom >toilet seat is warm>mfw I live alone
>>571348090STOP POSTING PORN
i love her
>>571348376Dreams can't be stopped
I want Fuji Kiseki to take advantage of me. I want to go into town to buy supplies with her, just a normal day like any other. Except today is the day they are doing the raffle drawings, and I just so happen to have a ticket. Whatever. I'm going to win just a single carrot again, probably. Only this time my luck turns around. I get the hot springs ticket, and I can feel Fuji's eyes on my back as I get congratulated and an ojii-san kindly suggests taking my "cute trainee" to reward her. I don't even manage to get a block away before Fuji is pulling me in an alleyway beside some ramen shop. She has my back against the wall, her teeth nibbling at my ear. A flick of her tongue at my lobe. She's whispering congratulations, hot breath against my ear. She wants to know who I plan to take. She knows who I plan to take. I know that she knows. But she wants to hear me say it. But I cannot say it. Every time I open my mouth, she bites down on my ear. Every time I speak, her nails dig into my side as she practically mauls me. She's calling me a pony. She's telling me not to be shy. She wants to hear me say it. I never get it. She's cupping my face, and her tongue pushes in my mouth. We later have a relaxing vacation at the hot spring.
>>571348332I cum inside of that umanko
>>571348439
>>571347769She's cute...
>>571348090i-is that—
>>571348710https://exhentai.org/g/3999749/9c81552335/
>>571348563relax was the last thing you had in that trip
>>571348662this is how she dances with her gang of delinquents
>>571348801>female:hairy$
>>571348883me on the left
>>571347769Spe by fanartists>Cute and hotSpe by Cygames>Ugly and retardedWhy?????
>>571348439don't worry, bwo. it was just me, I needed to use the shitter.
>>571348790Cumming inside of Laurel
I love Rice Shower
>>571348983I HATE CURREN (Chan)
>lay down for a quick nap>wake up almost 6 hours laterWhich uma would nap with me? Which would get pissed about my sleeping?
>>571348801
>>571349065anon, that's not a nap....
>>571348920BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY ENVISIONED THE CHARACTER, OKAY, CHUD?!?!
>>571348801Spe gf and sex
>>571349158kek samefagging
>>571348909heyy
>>571348983Don't get that wrong...
>>571348983This new Curren is pretty cute. Please post more
>>571348983
>>571349043Many are thinking this
>>571349214>>571349092spe never stood a chance
>>571349147I know, it was a quick coma.
>>571349310>newshe's the only curren that matters, anonsluts need not apply
Due to their natureSmall dicks maniac: Super CreekBiggest size queen: Almond Eye
>>571348809If was very relaxing.
why the fuck is the thread so horny tonight?
>>571348439that was teiobro
this guts build is fucking retarded but I wouldn't train a fr*nt any other wayI love having 300 speed by NHK
>>571349497
>>571349462You don't mean that...
>>571349575Why not?
>>571349741Spe is cute...
>Open Netkeiba>Look news about the horse i like>people talking about treating necrotic areasThis is not Umazing...
>>571349925who is that uma on the left? some jp version spoiler?
SPECHUD HATE
>>571349682creek was one of the few accurate ones on that list btwthey heavily mischaracterized shichi, dia, LOY, and Whorren
>>571350012NICE QUOTE LOSERTHANKS FOR THE (YOU)EHHEHAHAHHWH
>>571349768molesting pasa
>>571347691us
>>571349952Why the bodyguard is ntring fine?
Any races tonight?
>>571349214hotI wish umas were real so I could molest their ears
>>571350221she allows it
https://x.com/fly_dose/status/2068470927747334485
>>571349763
>>571350204Sex with Rice and Bourbon
>>571349575it's pretty normal i think
>>571349497Almond Eye loves big dicks not because she like big dicks, she just doesn't want to lose to other Umas
>>571350313It's true
>>571349329I'm not just thinking it , I'm saying it
>>571349763dumb bitch doesn't want to train harder
>>571350313i like this expression
>>571350352based?
>>571350204
>>571349682>creeku is the only uma who will love me for meNO. NO. NO. FUCK. NO. I WILL NOT BE EMASCULATED. I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO THE CODDLING. AAAAAAAA
>>571350313This...this fucking trainee...
>>571350621
some anons are probably going to bed soonif ur reading this and don't want to turn in horny, here have a wholesome uma to lull you to sleep
>>571350562Based
>>571349497>>571349682Surely Creek would be satisfied by my 16cm of Love
>>571350553reminded me I kept forgetting to crop that myself
there's no big RACISTS today right? my g1 knowledge from uma isn't failng me right
>>571350543Curren's mental illness...is showing...
>>571350871If you had just 7cms of love, she would give it nursing licks and kisses and call you a good trainer for being so eager for her.
Based Cow
>>571350726holy cute
>>571350850forgot image tehee
>>571350763I don't get it...
>>571350893She needs a jirai kei alt
>>571348170I'm not a feet guy, but I like this shot.
>>571350980performative ass virtue signaling
Instead of wasting everyone's time with Star Blossom, Cyjews should just pay the Shadow Tracen guy and serialize his work
listening to classic rock with my trainee when she tells me her grandpa had that record...
>>571351005>>571350850She'd rape you to sleep
>>571351063>t.kikeYou'll never take over the franchise
>>571350990Cute roommatesBlessed cuteposting hours
>>571351068don't worry, maruzen is lying about that because she's too embarassed to admit she's an oldhead
>>571351005can I have a Brian instead?
>>571350621Get that assassin off my wife
>>571351125yeah say some more things you silly little piggy
oguri as in thong
>>571351062me neither and same
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11629895It's okay to hate Fuji
>>571351062Same, I'm not a feet guy but I wouldn't mind kissing them haha
>>571351180
>>571347748Holy shit Oguri is sexy?
>>571351047Something like this?
>>571351108
>>571351064They need to feed the dykes with something, given the current state of the gacha
>>571351038She deliberately asked for a men's garment so the trainer would wear it and leave his scent on it, and then she could wear it herself
>>571350980
>>571351413>>571351038And then she wants this tonight btw
>>571351063But enough about chiyotranny
>>571351293Curren Chan's danger level just tripled
>>571351064100% agreed. I was about to say I wish someone would get around to translating the 5th one into English but it seems like, in a bit of serendipity, that was just uploaded today on mangadex.
Cancer 2.0
>>571351280>DEI uma No
>>571351540Cancer desu yo neeee
>>571351436
>>571351445Flash wouldn't wear this
>>571351064The other day I saw an uma only artist run a poll asking whether their followers had read the manga, and only 40% said yes. That manga really does seem to be pretty unpopular
>>571350886nopers just g3 miles
>>571351445>>571351612Now we just need a Junker Flash
>>571347050>miletard, chrono, yeppers, and boquet aren't cunnies tho?I'll give you Bouquet'd, seeing her career has made me drop her off the cunny list but Algeria, Bijin & Chrono definitely give off cunny vibes
SEX with Curren Chan
>>571351235I don't hate fuji kisexy, I just want to fuck her
>>571351529this translation sucks ass manalso i thought volume 5 was at this coming comiket? maybe that's 6, or 5 was already out and it's just for sale there too.
>>571351719Bijin has decent sized boobs
>>571351774
>>571351817That's a trebuchet, not a catapult.
>>571351896Smaller than Marvelous & people consider her cunny (I personally am not a fan of oppai loli but still)
>>571351947that one might not be esl-kun's faultbut i'm still blaming it on him
>>571351540heh, could never be my rooms
>>571351628not enough feeder scenes for umagawds
>>571352060You always two fronts though...
>>571351817looks like it was done by some rando off of reddit, which explains the quality. I believe 6 will be available at comiket, as you said.
>>5713521372 makes sense3 is actual stage 6 cancer slop aidsfest holy shit I get mad thinking about it
>>571351719they're just bratty....
>>571352250I get mad thinking about you not replying to my post earlierHMPH.....
>>571351064Fuck you, I like it.It is finally a story for so to self insert
>>571352554go back to xitter, fujoshit
>>571352554who cares about self inserts, i just need uma love
>>571352460idk you just play the gameand never click anything besides wit and speedpower for summer if extra turns
>>571352118
I want a mentally ill trainee.Give me a mentally ill trainee.
>>571352762
>>571352730I already do that...AhYou need to go back home to [REDACTED] one of these days....
>>571352554>It is finally a story for so to self insertWhat a loser
>>571352803It's be even better if she came through the screen.
>>571352894>>571352718The self-insert part was a joke, dumbasses.Still like the the manga, though.
>>571352762The mask thing is mental illness
>>571352762mentally ill (retarded), mentally ill (depression), mentally ill (hallucinating), mentally ill (schizophrenic), mentally ill (napoleon), or mentally ill (goldship)?
>>571351005I want to cuddle with you
>>571353194Which umas are which
>>571353194oh yeah also mentally ill (autistic). but that one's a freebie honestly
>>571353114too late, every knows you are a loser hahaha
>>571352945I really need that
I still don't understand MANT...
>>571352554ts is so corny :wilted_rose:
>>571352858He's not gonna fuck you
>>571350980>>571352064Artist is either 19 yo indonesian, filipino or argentinian
Hmmmm nyo.Going to be bing chilling with mentally stable umas instead.
bros, japan is winning
>>571353637no one cares about kickball
>>571353637IS THE GAME ON???? WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT
Curren wife and love...
Trainers belong to umas
>>571353114Imagining sniff Fuku's spats.
>>571353424>:wilted_rose:
>>571353674Bouquetd'or should wear that outfit without the blue top.
>>571353664i do>>571353665started during degen hours so probably why
>>571353665its not gay enough for anyone to care
>>571353787disgusting incel ass man
>>571353379Wasting all your money for horses makes you already a loser
>>571353691So true
>>571353469Sorry you feel then need to project your homosexuality onto others anonHope you can accept yourself someday
>>571353114BIG CRYER boobs
>>571353851don't post this erotic creature
>>571353691true
>>571353674
>>571353839Being an ass man does not mean you're an incel
>>571354098oh, ok
>>571354038Y'all getting a lot of mileage out of those two.
>>571353982>pretendingOkay, but he's not gonna fuck you.
>>571353286>retardedtake your pick>depressionmachan. you could maybe count the umas with chronic self-loathing too (natie, for instance) but that's sorta separate>hallucinatingcafe (except the stuff she sees is real)>schizophreniceveryone's favorite screaming orange creature>napoleontaishin. she's got a serious height complex and it's a lasting problem>golshiyou should be able to solve this
I will never abandon the manga because it introduced me to this creature
>>571354175Machan would be an easy lay!
>>571354241she'd film it to make sure you never forget
>>571354148
>>571353691Calm down Daiwa
>>571354028except for shichi. shichi has never even once given an inkling of interest towards her torena ever.even in picrel, she's just making fun of him for being weaker than her
>>571353423not even cygaymes understands mant
Reminder we agreed on having 120k carats ready once Grand Live starts
>>571354175oh, also:>delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, god complexmarvy (except she's actually omnipotent. truly marvelous)
>>571353319Current status: Confused. Query: Which umas could be considered autistic?
>>571354369you are sufficiently dense enough to work as a trainer at tracen academy
What the hell happened to my trainee
>>571352762not ill, but she's definitely... challenged
>>571354241Imagine getting crushed between those thighs.
ugh....MANT
I've gotten ZERO (You)s today....
>>571354509
>>571354514>denseI'm not that fat....
>>571354369this is true if you've never learnt to read and/or interact with a woman
>>571354562
which uma is for mating press
>>571354686me>you're not an umaI can be one.
>>571354369Sounds like something shichi's trainer would say
>>571354478I'll be lucky to have 20k
>>571354728ywnbmcqueen
which uma would say >ugh women
>>571354642here anon. treasure it.
>>571354686Mayano Top Gun
>>571354686Every day passes zenno rob roy makes me hornier
>571354642You'll never get one from me Mr. Lameo~
>>571354805tracen's resident femcel dyke, daitakus helios
>>571354805all of them
>>571354595Missing distance aptitude up
>>571354805tamamer
>>571354805every real woman says thisso all of them
>>571354948and I'm missing a dick in me but you don't see me complaining
>>571354805
>>571354980even faggots get laid easier than straight men nowadaysthe fuck are you doing wrong, nonny?
>>571354683Imagine her saying she wants you to remember the taste of her, and then she sits on your face.
>>571355034the solution is always rape
>>571354241>>571354683She owes me paizuri and sumata
>>571355034Clingy trainees are the best
>>571354542She's so fucking pretty
>>571355023nothing, actually.
https://poal.me/hlocn1
>>571354686Loli DiaJC and JK DiaAdult Dia
>>571355195no one says this
I'm movin' up in the world lads.
>missclick>do a shitty training>fail>don't over do it>ruin the runFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
tell me about the bakushinwhy does she chowa
>>571355195Did you misclick
>>571355419I've done this twice in the last week, not good
>>571355258where's mejiro ship
>>571355258My son will choose Ardan
it's time des
>>571355104She's be really sweaty from a run...that'd be so obscene...
soon
>>571355728It adds flavor.
>>571355816>ramonu angry that her precious turf is used as a flirting spotbased
>>571355705I'm the son that's sucking on her boobs
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
>>571353114Laurel's story so far just sucks, Brian's isn't much better, the art style is just weird with how it tries to convey the races vs CinGrey which felt so much cleaner and bombastic, the races aren't going into the autistic detail on explaining why certain races and conditions are favoring different umas and such which robs a lot of the kieba autism that made CinGrey such a great read, and the mangaka has a major case of sameface with the entire fucking protagonist team that they all blend together except Taiki Blizzard's stand in by virtue of her size and the one who's a lazy bitch and has to be wrangled to train.
>>571355996Still missing distance S
>>571355258>Palmer being 2 votes above the rest/uma/ used all its combined brainpower to make ONE correct decision. This will never happen again.
>>571356070die
>>571356107she's my second pick...had to vote mackie as first
>>571356163Is that...
>>571356163cute mole
>>571356163I NEED UMANKO
>>571356163>to think you would choose menever had a choicenever let the ops wincalm them nerves got the whole world watching
>>571356163[ | ]
>>571356107Palmer is my favorite Mejiro.
Everybody keeps saying evo skills will make Xmas Cap become irrelevant, but I don't see how. Most of these look like they suck ass actually.
>>571356350And she should be.
>>571356464who's that on the right?
>>571356163Wife Journey
>>571356524Ines Fujin
>>571356464Anus
>>571356163GUHH
>>571356163
>>571354369Shichitore, you got lucky to scout her after getting scooped, you won't be that lucky if it happens a second time
Why's this games download speed like it's 2002
>>571354369It is nice to meet Gold City's trainer. I am a big fan of your work.
>>571356358It's evo skills and making the other acceleration skills better. Remember that Xoguri has no kit outside Festive Miracle, while every one else gets 1-2 good evo skills, often turning a useless or blue skill into velocity.
>>571357018Small Japanese company, please understand.
>>571357018thirdie-kun.....
>>571357082Uninstall the game and reinstall it. I'll paypal you 200 dollars if you can record it start to finish in under 5 minutes.
>second ug1didn't realize she could be used as pace so remade...that whore narita top road agemasen'd me too
>>571356596That can't be right, Ines has a visor
>>571356997Shoutouts to CLAMP
LEDA ATOMICA IN 10 MINUTESSEND GOOD VIBES!!!
>>571357354What's with Leda Atomica
>>571357354
>>571357426Nothing but it's very funny that every jap horse with argie mother is a fucking jobber lmao
what's she lookin at
>>571357735shakar's tunes
Fuji would never sexually assault her Torena.
>>571356163I did 11k steps came back and this is still up
I don't care about winning races, just wanna plap my trainee all day. Umas for me, Tazuna?
>>571358096one of the ones not enrolled at tracen
>>571358096King Halo
>>571358096Seiun Sky.
>>571358186Leda Atomica status:JOBBED
>>571356163Janny is Journeyfag?
>>571357185>Lane Legermain
Chris Regina Daughter of Epiphaneia, Granddaughter of Symboli Kris S and Cesario, Grand Granddaughter of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the Yurappu Tokubetsu
>>571358096Light Hello
>>571357354Why are all debut winners mares
>3 late surgers doneYeppers I'm done with my CM aces
>>571358512you know what it's time for
>>571358512hell yeahthis is the true way of playing MANT
>>571358396This is the era of the super mare.
How do I convince Tannhauser that getting pregnant will help her win races?
>>571358550To flatline?>>571358562I didn't even bother aiming for distance S I just did 3 late surger runs
>>571355258Mackie is only good for 1 thing
Leda was done dirty, they gave her a new jockey...
>>571358639nyorooms.
>>571358617Pretty sure she doesn't need any convincing
kingu love
>>571355258>one single person voted for ryani appreciate youi mean your taste is shit, but i still appreciate you
>>571358639it's time for the next CM
>>571357165If the requirement is to uninstall the game and to reinstall it within five minutes you would definitely owe me 200 dollars as it would be handled by Steam's CDN rather than Cygames' 2004 upload speedIf you however would've requested someone to download game assets then yeah you would keep your money.As robbing you out of 200 dollars for a simple mishap in the conditions set forth by your post would be rather jewish, I'm content with simply trapping your soul inside a file in my image folder.
>>571358687I just closed my game gwo >>571358742I can send my sprint TT team for sprint
>>571355258Supporting Palmer is always the winning choice.
>>571358698Post more Kingu
>>571358808Another W for stayer sire (Fierement)
Lord Galleria Grand Grandson of Agnes Tachyon wins the Takasago Tokubetsu
forever my kin-WHOA
my pov
>>571359130I'd have this if it wasn't for that bitch Ramonu.
don't gwo me
zwo...
I have an uncut BWC, umas for me?
>>571359034filled with first-rate milk
>>571359336Hishi Amazon
>>571359336ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571358648You made me Remember Calidoscopio. Dude was a nice End Closer. Also he was 10YO here lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xl0nXkJzGEIt is a nice race to watch
>>571359336Symboli Kris S
>>571359336proof?
>>571359407this post was made by a 40 year old third world brown man
yay, no healingguts is so fucking ass if you're a racemaxxer like me too
>>571359634>he doesn't know
>>571359658senior year march with two cards not in orange yet huh
i'm glad i don't
>>571359780I need her to look at my penis like that
>>571359828That is most of my runs
>>571359780>THAT'S it?>how cute
Kyoei Cancer Grandson of Sakura Bakushin O wins the Koshukaido Tokubetsu>>571359410Nice race, I love seeing end closers in real life, ty for sharing
>>571359990I'll never understand SPH.
>>571360134I'll never understand Grass wonder
>>571360279I would do this
>>571360279I would put the coffee down and kiss her on the lips
>>571360216Well she's a weeb from Kentucky. I think not understanding her is a good thing.
Charlie Grand Grandson of El Condor Pasa wins the Hiyama Tokubetsu
>>571360398SICKO
RiceShower
>>571360398This is why Digitan is the best.
umasumi at 8am
asshole
DIGITHONG
>>571360398Normally I don't like seeing these T-head characters, but that guy wins me over with the phrase "DIGITANLOVEWARRIOR"
>>571360684umasumi
MayanoTopGun
Peisha Mononofu Grandson of Furioso and Grand Grandson of Taiki Shuttle and Jungle Pocket wins the Himeji Stakes
>>571360917
>>571361041Why is she not breastfeeding me
>>571359624https://gofile.io/d/udwWyq
>>571359780ywnbaw
>>571361041>Super Creek seething in the background
Can I have a (You)?
WEI!!! Japan won 4-0
>>571361208hiback from work?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Jxb4imhttps://jiggie.fun/Jxb4im
Pick your Curren.
This game is easy
>>571361041me on the right
>>571361208Sure
>>571361132that's a huge cock, nonny
>>571361208
>>571361271>Enter room>Hit 5 points>Gamble them>Win>I fill up the playlist
>>571361208I HATE CURREN
>>571361534Rice doesn't act like this, post with someone else you fag.
>banner numbers are out>Shakur's banner is the worstLmao, as expected.
>>571361208>>571361208
>>571360363>weeb from KentuckyIf Grass had a foreign trainer, she would refuse to speak English to him
>>571361603source?
>>571361603I have not yet decided whether to pursue a relationship with her
>>571361634I made it the fuck up
>>571361630I would kiss her on the mouth with tongue until she spoke English
>>571361695Yup*runs away scared
Good news everyone! V might die.
>>571361886That just means the other schizos will start piping up
Learn the Ropes wins the Tamagawa StakesI'm extremely exhausted so I won't be able to finish the G3s today, I'm sorry and I hope whoever is watching enjoys them
>>571361886Too late. We're already dead.
>>571361886He must be fat as fuck
>>571361886why would you post about yourself like thatanyway, depending on how much of a fat fuck he is he would only flatline for a single day or two max, he can play during his recovery
>>571361886Vasectomy too please
>>571361982No... Rest up anon always appreciate the keiba posts though I'm not betting this time
>>571362027So I'm not the only one who realized he just posted this himself to gain sympathy
>>571361208Cute you.
>>571362027He should rest for a long time to ensure he fully recovers. Should get kicked ideally so he won't stress out about farming fans during his recovery
>>571361857I'd rather have the canon spawn and maybe Jo Cappuccino
Teiofag should get a fat incestous retard removal(himself)
>>571361534WIFE
>>571362169If you played the game you would know how the club chat works
>>571362169Are you stupid, he couldn't have or it would be yellow
can someone pretend to be my trainee for fun
I don't care about this V drama but there have been several posts about "V dying" or "V is dead" recently or previous threads that it feels like just a diary at this point.
>Wake up>I hit the winner in only one debut (out of 4)ugh...He was the favorite for that race so the odds were shit too...
>>571362563link plese
thingken bout creek
>niggers don't even know how chat works/uma/ really don't play the game
>>571362553SureHey Chiyono you keep losing races.*sells you to the knacker
>>571362553Drop down and give me 40 push ups right now.
Shirasagi Stakes are starting
>>571362563Is it really weird? For a friendless schizo with nothing better to do he would anxiety post here a lot
only attention whore trannies chat in the club
>>571362657no one who isn't schizo has ever used the club chat
asshole x2
He seems upset that no one sympathizes with him, but what did he expect? No one here likes him.
i use club chat but only to stickerpost
>>571362781well not every club is a dead club like Autis/uma/
Do we like Umama here?
>>571362920No
[ - ]
Stego is cute.
>>571362920Yes
>btw you will be solofronting this race if you don't get into top 3 there won't be any points :^)FUCKYOU
Elton Barows wins G3 Shirasagi Stakes
>>571362874I like him, he plays the game
>>571363015>Did not run as a pace award
grown ass men gossiping like schoolgirls at 2AM on a sunday
>>571363015Run as pace until hanshin JF
>>571363065but it's 4:30
>>571363015I skip this race because I keep losing it and need to get orange bond anyway
>>571363065It's 8:40 AM tho?
We fucked
>>571363102bro lives in the middle of the atlantic ocean
>be me>want to watch the umadol live>but dad wants to have dinner at the same timei don't want to get fomo from hearing oguri sing poorly....
gm
You're really begging for another nuke
>>571362675i said trainee not trainer>>571362685is that supposed to be hard, i stopped working out a while ago and i could still do that easy
>>571363153I know a train conductor that can help with that
>>571363149worse, pacific
Fuchu Himba Stakes in 6 minutes
>>571363018Deep Brillante uma when?
>>571363153this could be the last year you see your father alive you know
>>571361695the fuck is this dumb cripple expecting?
>>571363153Tell your dad to fuck off
>>571363134Who
>>571363153Tell your dad to fuck you
>>571363254>Sunday racing>Has genmates in the game alreadyjust give it some time
>>571363065it's currently 2:42
>>571363369CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>571362219
>>571363078>until hanshin JFhmmm... maybe my kitasan black needs a bit of good old rape
>>571363524that anon is retarded just front everything only pace in niggata if 1 or less fronts
>>571363524consider mile A
ningen fetishist
>>571363153Push your dad on the train tracks
>>571363524Should have asked umama for Kitasan advice gwoski
I need a Rice Shower plush...
>>571363526uokka is the coolest and the cutest
Sekitoba East wins Fuchu Himba Stakes
>>571363684don't follow this anon's advice her boyfriend is scary
>>571363801Those plushies don't pay for themselves you know
can someone give me a qrd on all the tickets I can get monthly that I might be forgetting? Just realized that I may or may not have been dilligent on the cleat shops
>>571363891Who...
>>571363963the one that posts mirako
>>571363928sipping teios green piss
>>571363963her danchou
When's the live
>her
I thought she doesn't have a boyfriend
>>571364060you missed it...
She does
>>571364060an hour from now
>[REDACTED] starts posting>thread becomes worse
I'm the bf
>>571364125the Sweepy avatarfagg...
>>571364180Uma&co propoganda to repair V reputation is quite annoying
>>571363526update this is very good thank you
>the queen of /uma/ is his gf>everyone talks about him constantly>is great at the gameV really won huh...
>>571364228Uma&Co doxxed that he was dying
Aniki...
>>571364286I don't like to admit it but he really did win.
>>571364202I knew it.
I miss the IP counter
>>571363153watch umadol with your dad
>>571364325A gallbladder surgery is a very common process he won't die, he being a fat fuck that can't stop eating oily foods to the point of having his gallbladder removed is a bigger issue.
>>571364414holy shit that makes sense why he avatarposts as mirako since he relates to a fat fuck
Stego cute.
>>571364414Regardless, it was the club that outed the information. What defending is there?
>>571364384same, at least you can still track the post times
Bourbon is pretty cute and sexy
>>571364348... how the fuck is he going to stay alive during the live?
>>571364630Me on the right
STOP POSTING CUTIES PLEASE
>>571364582True
Clingy
post more cuties, i need them to sustain me
>>571364957me
What the fuck is happening?
I would sacrifice all my future gacha luck and have to permaspark every banner if I could hit this roll
7 and today /uma/ will get the parent they have been grinding for, the ace they needed for next cm and their oshi on a daily pull
>>571364978What sparked this new almond eye ponytail design?
>>571365015it's ok im experiencing psychosis too
>>571365049Ai is sexoPonytail is sexoAi ponytail is sexosexo
>>5713650231/1000 is not "very safe"
>>571365094Im experiencing an erection, not psychosis
>hit second inspo>no restraint inherit hint>give upI've only 2 runs to try to loop this skill are you guys sure I need it, looping is so annoying
>>571361132Shave your legs niggaEven if women say you they like it, they're lying
does horse meat actually taste good
>>571364957Yes
>>571365179not worth the sp on anyone but rickey
>>571365223It's pretty tough I don't really recommend it
>>571365229PEROPEROPEROPERO
>>571362967
>>571365119.1% includes unhealthy or old people so it's even lower than that for healthy people
>>571363162good morning, orenji
>>571363015>"Frontrunners have it so easy bwo I lost to one three months ago and my little asshole has never recovered now whenever I see a frontgod post I have a mini seizure" >Meanwhile front careers are completely aids to run
>>571365259I'm skipping Rickey so I'll stop doing it then, if my parents get bricked it will be your fault
>>571364978Yeah but who clingy to?
>>571365223Never had an actual horse meat cut but burger was good
>>571365223Yes
>>571365223what "meat" are you talking about?
>>571365318if he was healthy he wouldn't be getting gallbladder surgery tho
>>571365304Stego cute.
Huge!
>>571365360every style randomly loses at at about the same ratestat targets to lose not-randomly are different for each style but completely achievable on any deck on any runI have zero sympathy for frontkeks who think the world is out to get them
>>571365430flank, rump, shoulder, neck, that kinda meat
>>571364881WIFE
>>571365223Where can I try it? I heard mexico
I'm going in for surgery too guys can I have a smooch
>>571365569Smooches for only people who arent getting surgery
Dumbasses, that's the wrong stat
>>571365379left to right to left right to right left to
>>571365621>Dumbass>High wit???
>>571365223Yeah.
>>571365557Japan. almost every non-successful racehorse is killed and sold as horse meat
>>571365569You are finally receiving euthanasiaproud of you. keep it up
Post nude Stego
>>571365546They throw rice at weddings. All you have to do is catch her
>>571365676You could give Jordan 1200 wit and she'd still be retarded
>>571365023The real numbers to look for are for the complications post surgery, a laparoscopic surgery is incredibly safe but a bad stitches can lead to bile spilling all over the place leading to sepsis and this can be provoked by something as simple as a bad posture during sleep. Unlucky people have the funniest developments.
NIG
>>571365676that it is
>>571365769what's wrong?sweepy forgot to buy skills again?
>>571365557they export a lot of horse meat but it's taboo to sell and eat it
I will undergo gastric bypass surgery because ozempic was not enough, wish me luck bwos
Okay so how fucking fat is V if he gets that surgery
>>571365814I play manually
>>571364630i want toreina to molest his umas before getting himself raped in return
>>571365557>Horse meat consumption is legal in Mexico following significant legislative reforms enacted in 2026apparently so
>>571365698That’s grim
>>571365557The third world, I recommend going to Argentina.
>>571365698Still I Rise...
>>571365360>get in front>stay in front>winreally out here bitching that you'll never be blocked in your life
>>571365982AI so good
>>571365982Umortadella Musume...
>>571365379why is page one on the left
Do you bros seriously not know how to run careers as front runner after URA scenario?
Whores Only You
Horse Only You
I'm a whore
>>571365569i just noticed i don't have an uma smooching picture so have this instead
>>571366464proof?
>>571366082>Training a front>"oopsie this career has 1 or no fronts better cuck yourself by going pace for +1 head-on hint">Rushed + spot struggle kills you>Highest stam consumption due to the overtaking mechanic>Spent the last half a year running a card just for the gold skill>Have to worry about distance S + groundwork setup + combo + decent skills while ends get daring strike and paces just run the xogger>For CM you have to train two or more fronts instead of 1 ace + 2 dominators
>>571366439Shichi my beloved
>>571366487check any thread.
Tokai Teio
>>571366507XOGU SHIP!?
>>571366507IS THAT YOU
Teiofat
>>571366464Umama...
who would winteiofats or V?
Hopefully that Kick streamer guy can keep his shitty connection free tonight so we dont have 10 seconds bufferings every minute like last night.
>>571366507evil horse
>>571365223I eat it whenever I visit italy. I like it
>>571366507
>>571366439god I want Shichi to sit on my face
Stop trying to initiate intimate relationship with your trainees. I already told Miss Akikawa on you.
>>571366682Unstoppable force vs immovable object
The dumper made me stop having to buy the scale because I already know whether the event will give me slow metabolism
>>571366439which uma is making the "Hime!!" sfx?
>>571367020you shouldn't buy that shit anyway even without the dumper
You fucking faggots, stop posting about namefags, "thread celebrities" or whatever. What a shameful display.
>>571367071grass wouldn't say this
>>571367071We should post grASS instead
>4 end sparks>0 medium sparksAIEEEEEEEEEE
>>571367071Grass would not say this and Umama posts grass
EFFORIA
>>571366861He who doesn't desire his trainee, let him cast the first stone
>>571366673Stego is cute.
CM day soon
>>571367071Japanese woman jumpscare
>>571367071>shamefur dispray
>>571367235teio rape
>>571367235This doesn’t work on me because I haven’t even started on my aces yet
>>571367235I don't play the game
This maruzensky run has groundwork, head-on, and spurt. If i get a good blue and pink then i'll have the ultimate parent...
>>571363153Same except my little sister's birthday so I'll miss the umalive
>>571367386hello namedropper
>five hours later and im still on my first run of the day
>>571367235
>>571367418is your little sister single
KoumeP, you don't have audio on your stream.
>>571367538nyes
>>571367195My wife is retired though. I just train the kids and grandkids these days.
Which Uma would watch chinese dramaslop with me?
>>571367689rickey watches wuxia and xanxia with me
>want to take a nap>high chance of missing the live if I dowhat do
>>571367195I don't desire (95% of) my trainees.Can I throw the first stone?
>>571367732alarm clock
>>571367732I'm not watching and I'm staying upah yes 240p restream...my favorite
>>571367732The live is on anon
>>571367760I'm out of clocks
consider
>>571367732Just nap you whore WHORE WHORE WHOREEEEEEEEQHOREEWEEEESSSSSSSSSWWERREEEEEEEE WHORENAPJUSY DO ITHUSSYWJAT ARE YOU EVEN SLEEPING FORHOEEEEEEEEEEEWWhore
>>571367770stream link?
>571367835>sloppaI will not
>>571367841meds
>>571367732Anon the live has started just now.
>>571367860Same as day 1
>>571367860nyogo to the thread 24 hours ago and grab the rentry with the link
>>571367876>>571367770that was a quick nap, thanks anon almost missed it
why was there such a big crowd reaction to the gold family compared to the rest
>>571367875Yada
>loudest cheer goes to staygoldkkklan It's so shit
>>571367960Japs love the gold clanboth the uma and horses
>>571367960We love the gold clan.
>>571367754you can throw 95% of the first stone
>>571367994Is gold ship the most popular uma in the gold family?
>>571367960Stego is cute. That's why.
>>571367943>when the ccp spy spots her objective
>>571368054you realize stego exists right
>>571368032Wife
>UMA in TokyoInteresting
>>571368032I love Sirius.
>>571368054idk, I would say it's stego
>>571368103I don't know any trends in uma jp.
rape
Doto is...round
>>571367960KINO that’s why
reminder to thank /@/gawds for the restream
>>571368136Her trainer isn't a chad like in this tho.
I need to have sex with Dream Journey's VA.
STEGOOOOOOOOOOOOSATTSUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>571367960Trust me when I say 90% of female crowds are there only for the goldlings
Dorjia VA looks like a strict teacher that would rape misbehaving boys
>my uma's VA is too popular of a seiyuu so she rarely attends these live concerts to singpain
>>571367960They're cool while most other umas are mid
>>571368175anon no the yakuza
one percent
>>571368287If you're coming from normalfag gacha maybe.
>live is starting but I have a 100 word essay due tomorrowfuck my gay chungus life bro...I guess I'll have to read about the new umas after
Dream Journey's VA is scary
the fine motion schizo is singing
>>571368343fuck you
>>571368378>he can't finish a 100 word essay in 10 minutesbro are you illiterate
>>571368387She really isn't.
>fenomeno>loud cheerwomen were a mistake
>girls screaming at fenomenoholy KEK
>>571368442>>571368442>>571368442
>>571368378Dude I can literally hack out 100 words in a couple minutes.
>>571368264>>571368279Cease
i screamed at fenomeno and i'm a guy
>>571368376Most umas are normalfag gacha tier tho
fenomeno voice crack, cute
>>571368423>>571368434Dude Stegoclan has all the yumes. I think the only ones that haven't had yumes attached to them are Orfevre's kids.
*cough* link please *cough*
>>571368487That's exactly what a normalfag gacha player would say.
>>571368536just do what >>571367915 said
>>571368562Yes, I play Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>571368536You're better off not witnessing this awkward event.
