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Fuck you, Yesod
Malkuth will die tonight for this transgression
yesod hate
when's smeg
What if I told you that this gif is static, if you see any movement it's an optical illusion
We didn't know how good we had it
>have yaoi hands>can't even touch the ballwhat's the fucking point then
Elephants won and nobody doing Malkuth in protest...maybe
My canon wife Fuuka...
Akane Love!Himari is from Skyrim
Himari, I'll make you the wheelchair of your dreams, please come back
>>571418447Yaoi hands have never stopped anything entering the goal.
Shizuko's vagina...
I've been dumping my arius mats into crafting, I dunno if it's a brick or not but I have zero Arius students and that's not likely to change any time soonAnd it's fun to get like WOW two purple furniture that looks like shit! I can craft this into a free selector :D
>>571418447>yaoi handsthe what now?
>raid ends in 1 day>malkuth at 14%
>oh you made it past swimsuit seia with your virginity in tact sensei? Well it's over for you now. You arent getting past swimsuit meHow do I respond to this?
Sensei got pegged and gaped during PES21I think Bad Chise killed himself from embarassment lol
>>571418606Not the main attraction.
>>571418636NEWFAGGOT
Does anyone have the Malkuth HP chart? I want to know when to check back to optimize hits/tickets bought.
>>571418594this would've been real good if there was any ass
Childs
We got the wooden spoon this league. Off to qualifiers we go, next league. We'll see if we can dig out of it next time around. The offense had some life to it but Yesod was absolutely abysmal and the CBs kept tripping up. I don't know what else to say, it all fell apart. Sorry for the abysmal shit show.
>>571418672negative ass like all asians
>>571418553
>>571418748Blame it on 21 so I can crosspost it to /4ccg/
>>571418748
>>571418748It's ok, don't let /bag/ discourage you from managing, they're just butthurt
Shizuko's protruding pussyvagina...
DAYUM, what are the odds?
Total Gehenna Superiority
https://x.com/i/status/2068647059360784819
>>571418859
My Wide Bride
>>571418748You need your training arc and come back at 200% for the next league>>571418770This is exactly what I had in mind, but she would sit in my cock instead
soon
>>571418748Everyone has to wear swimsuits as punishment from now on
>>571418859>/4ccg/
apologize
>>5714189051 in 578.68
>>571418748It's ok, next time will be better
>>571418621crafting with one school explicitly instead of just using the shit you have the most of is a brick, yesso is crafting anything but gifts for now you shouldn't be crafting at all
>>571418919True
>>571418672
>>57141890550/50it either happens or it doesn't
>>571419129>so is crafting anything but gifts why>for now you shouldn't be crafting at allIGNORED
Please post a comfy F124 video guide, preferably one with a timeline
>>571418748do a 10 pull right now and all is forgiven
>>571418919I don't get it.
>>571419085Damn, AL got mogged here
>>571419204>>571419220
>>571419119for the elephs
>>571419185one day you'll find your studentwife and understand
>>571418954>don't stupid>finally kokona swimsuit>chise dogshit hag>loli tits yuzu>end kei>normal character yuuka>world getting gogurt>metal pussy>momoi momos adult>shunny ibuki childs>mika flat yes>kisaki without sex
>>571418748>spoon>dig outI agree, Kaya GK next time. At least we'll have no expectations.
>>571419234Juri cooked
>>571418919Best school
>>571418621Arius students overall has pretty mid kits, with the exception of both of Hime’s kits. So you can use Arius mats until you get them.
>>571419204
Apparently, people already figured out who drew the new merch art, and each group of students seems to have been handled by a different artist, which explains why the styles look different when you compare them closely. I think they all did a really good job.SD swimsuit - Kuma Jet: https://x.com/kumajetSD yukata - SukitouLuccica: https://x.com/SukitouLuccicaTrinity - misyune: https://x.com/misyune12Millennium - bonnie: https://x.com/bonnie_3404Hyakkiyako - ran9u: https://x.com/ran9uSRT - kinnotama: https://x.com/kinnotamadxWild Hunt - natonyanya: https://x.com/natonyanyaWhich artist do you think handled their group the best?
>finally get my rabbit to UE50>swap Kanoe for her on my attacking pvp team>literally nothing changed (in fact it probably got worse because the 3 I lost had Shun in them)well what do I do with this big chungus now
>>571419085>using shunny instead of hagshunthey know their audience
>>571418748Bro I don't know what you guys were doing but it very clearly wasn't itThe team already didn't look very good in friendlies and the defense was a clear issue from day 1, you should try playing with the sliders and instructions more. The DMF was always out of position and the defensive line was so exposed that it gave throughballs for free. Maybe All-out Defense would've been better with Defensive on the DMF.I don't think 21 will be used for another VGL but it feels like you guys didn't look too deep into the version change and came in unprepared. When going into another version you gotta start from the ground up and seeing how everything works in it, even if it means observing another team closely.Anyways better luck next time and pray /gig/ win bigly to avoid the spoon.
>>571419450No proof as usual
>>571419384Why is Aru's smile so precious
>>571419085>skydiving bote tits being replaced by shunaholebased
>>571419468Use her for Hod I guess
>>571419450SRT definitely the standouts here
>>571419578she's a qt3.14
You wouldn't an ojisan
>>571419450Wild hunt Kanoe sex
>>571418748NO JUST RESIGN IMMEDIATELYI DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR SHIT ANYMORE
>>571419685She would never do that but she always wants to
...
>>571418669I get drained
>>571419450It's hard to choose...
>>571418669what a retarded scenarioI wouldn't get through a single day in Kivotos with my virginity intact
>>571419834
>>571419892Holy TITS
>>571419867holy...
>>571419306ok but if that's the case then I should be doing max crafts every day
>>571419085They replaced the other 2 boards already
>>571419450SRT>MilleniumTrinity and Wild Hunt are both equally mid
>>571419685I'm a big fan of fellatio_gesture
>>571418669>go go gadgetcopterand I fly away
>>571419892how is this legal
>>571420168Why do I keep seeing drooling cats recently?
I'm gonna sleep on the middle of the day and there's nothing anyone can do about it
>>571419110Wife
>>571420226It's in Akihabara. Normal people don't go there.
>>571418748Though, thank you for putting Alice and Kei together, even if, in the end, it didn't work out at allI'll put the blame on Yesod entirely, my sexy roombas definitely aren't responsible for this tragedy, yup yup
>>571420064zamn...
>>571420232There might be a rabies outbreak in your area.
coom in Nozoom.
>>571420318I don't think carrots have veins like that bro
Do the girls in this game poop or are they robots?
>>571420453
>>571420490Based Kim. 3D pigs are disgusting.
>>571420445They do, you'd know if you ate more>>571420482
>>571419450Kek, so that’s why he laughed when he saw Swimsuit Miyako’s SD art. Kinnotama drew her with one of those double ice cream bars you can split in half and share, implying she was going to share it with Sensei. But the artist who did the SDs made it look like she just decided to eat both halves herself.
>>571420318forcing Kokona to lick my macrocarrot
>>571419541>someone comes in here to back seat drive PESNot a good look for our manager.
Please think of the children.
I don't care about bursting_breasts nearly as much as I did 10 years ago
>>571420675I am
>>571419085I kneel
>>571420675I tried that once
>>571418705that's a perfectly fine japanese female ass
>>571420675
>>571420857The child...
>>571419541>>571420632There's strategy to this? I thought it was just random
>>571420614this is why she's not getting forgiven
>>571420894anime art exists so that we can erase nature's mistakes
>>571420064guh
>>571420898Hina should retire
sex
>41k pyro now>95k pyro at shunny bannerhow much pyro are we looking between shunny and the next fes? I feel like saving 60k for fes in case I get unlucky
You're not forgetting about Eimi as soon as the Deca plot is finished, right?
Con update: spent the whole weekend here and only saw two BA cosplayers. Weirdly enough, both of them were Mashiro, one in the Trinity gym uniform and the other standard. That's it though, I think we're forgotten.
>>571420153Me too
>>571421032like 15k f2p
>>571421054i need to get ripped to pick up BA cosplayers
>>571420318>>571420582erotic>>571420675this childs should kiss the tip of my penis
>>571419085>>571420857Fuck AL
>>571418748>wake up >/bag/ lostWew, the stat rules on defenders is retarded for real
>>571421067Me three.
>>571421036Never.
>>57142103216k f2p pyro a month
>>571421036Never
>>571419085>>571420064>advertising children next to busty womenIs that really the reputation we want for Blue Archive? Yostar and not considering optics, name a more iconic duo.
>>571421156
>>571421036>>571421264made to cradle my macropenis
>>571421125They were average. Not unapproachable but not ugly at all.
student big dick worship
>>571419085>>571420064Nexon/Yostar is based for this
OhOh noNo, Fubuki, no
>>571421091>>571421220nice, thanks
Thoughts on this child?
>we
>>571420963There is some. But PES21 is also notorious for random swings especially without the vaunted 343 to crutch on.
>>571421486Is this the rabbit girl
https://x.com/Polaris_1014/status/2068303202697793905
>>571419892Just look at the cherry picker operator admiring the art
>>571419685viejo sabroso
>>571421486Is this the most beloved student in /bag/?
>>571421501If you can't read Japanese, that picture is NTRshit for your info.
>>571421467Its over its so fucking over
>>571418748whatever happened to the other pal? are you alone now?
>>571420614Miyako is a bitch
>>571420614I simply refused and she has no friends to split it with
>>571421791no
>>571421831
>>571421813For real? Damn, even NPCs are getting NTR'd
>>571421791
>>571422069She says>Wait... you're not Sensei
there's been a leadership change
Bros, when's v5c3? I miss Ayame.
Miyako ate my popsicleFrom now on I’m only treating the foxes to dinner
How many AkoFans are currently in /bag/?
>>571422153Forgot pic
>>571422132Nonomi character development never ever>>571422153Ayame waking up from coma never ever
>>571422107Yeah, it was me.
>>5714222620 or 1, depending on your opinion of her
>>571421843He's around just not today.
>>571422347You are Sensei.
>>571422262Hundreds
>>571421843I'm still here, just a backup
>>571422262Ako has an onlyfans?
What if the preschoolers turn out lonely and mentally ill?
>>571422262>>571422348>>5714224120 because she's not a futa
>>571422405I can choose who I want to be. You're not my mom.
>>571422476
>>571422071What the fuck... chocobanana is that fucking stacked!?
>>571422501If you're playing the game, you're Sensei. Kim and isakusan (peace be upon him) said so.
>>571422497Getting left for the rerun is such a shitty move, I imagine nobody will roll her because her banner will come right before anni at this point
>>571422262For some reason I like her more when she is either more covered than default skin or if she is in bikini. No in between
>>571422646>>571422707I will be back in a bit
>>571422668Just like how no one rolled for SShiroko and DMichiru right?
>>571422824 (me)Forgot to reply to >>571422574
>>571422803Ako will never get a bikini alt, just so you know
https://x.com/i/status/2068665299843576088
Please laugh at my jokes.
>>571422451She has an onlyfan, only sensei subscribes
Hey Mark!
>>571422847>dMichuruhuh? I rolled for her btw, but she wasn't left for the rerun
>>571423003what joke?
>>571422950
>maybe sensei will like me now
>>571423095You.
>>571423285why you little...
Sensei only likes dark meat
I don't think I can take this anymore bros...
>>571423285
>>571423285I'm not funny tho
>see Momoi>get hardevery single time
please refrain from announcing the fact that you are masturbating
I'm currently jerking off to this pic
I thought her name was "Moimoi" for several years. At this point I'm just going to keep calling her that.
>>571422071I will now roll for Rena.
Jumby my beloved...
>see Momoi (black)>get hardevery single time
I'm going to give plana my gogurt
The childs are all hags who refused treatment for tyke syndrome so they could plot their evil hag schemes from the safety of the plum blossom gardenBe not fooled, Sensei, for the demon of babylon disguises himself with the cloak of the righteous
IM GONNA GO MASTU-Ah, sorry...
>>571422950found out from his retweets that the donut anus natsu image actually had a sequel where sensei (me) fucked her donut anus. neat
>>571423490I'll masturbate to Plana right now
>>571423637thank you seia I will take refuge in your room where I am surely safe
DARKNESS
anything above 12 is hag territory
>>571423652>donut anus natsu imageuhhh... sauce?
>>571423686Distastefully big
Bitches will call me a pedophile for jerking it to Kokona but still call me a racist despite jerking it to Karin.We live in a society.
>>571423778My face belongs there
>>571423490I did it to Purana spin 14 hours ago
>>571421791Not even close
>see Momoi (green)>get hardevery single time
>>571423778I need Iori also.
>>571420064>>571419892>Hey honey, sorry I have to miss your kids birthday again>Yes honey, yes, another underage girl in a bikini, no, this one actually looks single digit, please, don't tell your daugther about my job
>>571423786funny, I posted this almost word for word yesterday >>571283153
>>571423790https://x.com/C_Low_t/status/2054537173844787313
>>571421125Getting ripped does not fix your stupidity. I spilled so much spaghettis trying to interact with college bunnies years ago and I sometimes lay awake reminiscing such horror.
What happens if we can't defeat Malkuth? There's less than 24h left and she is still at 8% in EU. Will they not give us the 125 Toki eleph?
>>571424149sex
Mika love
>>571424207>There's less than 24h leftbro there's 29.5 hours left
https://x.com/maboclub/status/2068577995624005911Students for this feel?
>>571424479I say this
>>571424192That's nuts
>>571424207NA has 29h left with 13.7% left which is even more dire. Malkuth needs to lose 0.5% per hourI thought nexon had unleashed the bots last night, wtf is happening?
>>571424479i like both
Tier 10 necklace and +25 healing. My Michiru bond is too low to full heal the mortality proc. Stupid.
Happy Father's day to any fathers.
>>571424631Just level her up to UE40.
>>571424479
>>571421125You should be getting ripped while trying to pick them up. Sure, you can train your body but if you don't train your skills, then you're just going to be the same nigger but jacked. Even if you fail, you'll get better before you reach your goal and have actual confidence instead of waiting for it.
My roomba has been acting funny lately.
>>571424631bro, your UE40?
is the chart guy here? I want to see the updated Malkuth hp over time chart
>>571424479Need swimsuit Neru for next fes
I can't remember the last time I jacked off as much as I have these past couple days since the stream
>>571424479top for enveloping my dihhbottom for suckling on like a baby cow
>have gotten so old that lust for childs has been replaced with paternal instinctsIt's so over for me bros.
>>571424723The Haruka enjoyer who posted his baby is the only one I know of
>>571424856Neru can't get another alt.
>>571424912we don't talk about the incident
Choose wisely.
>>571424892it varies from student to student in my 30s. I have daughtercore ones and wifecore ones.
7
One more day and my gains.
>>571424873Same because I have the shitters and increased bowel movement leads to erections
>>571424195it's even worse nowadays. most here would fail the constant tests women do to sus out red flags you might have. without a lot of practice, anyway.
>>571424787NTA but how do I train terminal Asperger’s?
>>571424797does your roomba clean up cum spills
Neru is likely the flattest student in Kivotos
>>571424723Father's Day was a week ago. A bit late, innit.
>>571424994>I have daughtercore ones and wifecore ones.same but I still want to fuck both>>571425005your Alice did better than my own. I think I'm at 3.3M or something like that
>>571424969I want to break Kisaki, but in a good way
>>571424479oh lord I do love 'em saggy
>>571424969Kokona's forehead filters meI'm getting Shun for best of both worlds
Good-bye, cocaine Carolina. You and me are through.
These kids are the reason why adults shouldn't be walking alone at night.
>>571425106And yet she is responsible for most erections..
>>571424994Haruka and Miyu are my daughters with benefits.
Fuck, you can't craft the ninja furniture yet? I don't buy that shit during events.
>>571424969I wish we also got Kokona. Her swimsuit and hair makes her really cute.
I love my wives
>>571425102Well, she used to be a maid, so
>>571425005my dHinaur made 3.3mil before I switched her with Gundam ArisuI'm eating good
>>571425408Hina and who else? There's some ugly red thing in the way.
>>571425035I have no idea since I have no experience with that, do your best!
>>571425267those are my 2 favorites from the 3 preschoolers. especially Youko but the other one looks like chink Mutsuki
>forced to celebrate father's day with a drug addicted alcoholic
>>571425101They kinda need to rework her face
>>571425343I was able to.
>>571425267and this one is the reason sensei shouldn't be walking alone at all
Does Eimi have the biggest boobs out of all the students?
zero'd my tickets since the rates for Elephs the last shop are absolute garbage I'll probably buy out the shop which leaves me with at best 24 extra Toki Elephs(but since I won't bother pyro refreshing it will probably be more like 4)
>>571425498sex
>>571425421>broken catbox linkFuck. Well here's the reuploaded audio anyway, time to fix the filename (again) https://files.catbox.moe/u5e8n4.mp3
>>571425484I am looking at https://schaledb.com/furniture/210388 and it doesn't say which box
>>571424207You don't get any more free elephs.
>>571419450>bonnienow imagine if he does BA doujinshttps://e-hentai.org/tag/artist:bonnie
>>571425594It works for me
>>571425005>>571425459we eating good bros
>>571425481What’s so bad about drugs and alcohol? My studentwife has weed sex with me
>>571425498Is she going to be like Ichika and only open her eyes when she’s in predator mode?
>>571425267>>571425498okay but seriously though why do they look like they'd rape sensei in a heartbeat
>>571424207>the 125 Toki elephthe what? are you retarded?
>>571425482DieWe love Nonomi's regularly sized eyes here
>>571425716More like Kaya and only open her eyes when she's doing some real evil stuff
>>571425729don't tell him it's way funnier that way
>>571425748what an ugly hoe
>>571425502doubt it. Shun seems bigger>>571425498chink Ichika
>>571425672Yeah, I just realized after refreshing. Probably something wrong with my extension
What the fuck is up with chokmah. I was able to do chokmah d during the raids just fine and now I can't fucking beat his frr on stage 74. What the fuck, I'm not doing anything different now all of a sudden I keep running out of time when that wasn't a problem before.
>>571425748>dieIM TRYING BRO
>>571425748I love Nozomi's softness
>>571425851Not much, what's chokmah with you?
>>571425597I got it randomly from the Material Synth
Where is she...?
>>571425498I am Sensei and I am walking alone at night
>>571425851post team so I can decide whether to laugh at you or not
>>571425597why are you crafting set boxes? just craft the purple selector, it's the same cost and has everything.
>>571425725Because they would and they CANlook at those heavy weaponsThey have no problem pinning you down and rape you
>>571425729>are you retarded?he also got the remaining amount of time wrong so yes, he is>>571425851prophet cores give you stat buffs, prophet skills help you make the boss easier (Kether is a DoT on it which plays into the mechanics, Chesed helps you kill the pillar and deal a bit of damage, Hod helps with shielding and increasing cost regen)you probably can do it but you'll have to do mechanics this time
>>571425502Eimi's jugs are bigger than Aris' headThat's kinda hot
Sensei can’t go outside without being kidnapped at least 3x times
>>571425851You had massive help from the prophet skills, remember?
>>571425869>Nozomiintrusive thoughts won...I blame my club's swimsuit Highlander obsession
>>571425343Some things are craftable later some things aren't. I think things that belong to a set are craftable but Unique furniture isnt
>>571425867Wakabros need to LIVE
>>571421125Cosplayers are too crazy, simply pick up a normie girl and gaslight her into cosplaying as your studentwife.
>have gotten to the point where I have enough 3* students that I don't get cool spooks any moreGetting dupes feels so fucking bad, man. I'd rather get an all blue tenner than one with 3 purples but all dupes. Fishing for the students I want feels dreadful now because now I don't even get the consolation prize of another student I was slightly interested in.Welp, time for selectors I guess.
>>571424195this is my strategy once i hit 35what blue archive knowledge do i need to acquire to avoid the common pitfalls you faced? i can plat some raids
>>571425869>Nozomi
>scrolling twitter>giant Eimi boob jumpscare (she's leaking milk) Thank you, Eimi anon. Always a blessed algo whenever I see his retweets.
Well?
Picture deleted.
>>571426247hag
>>571426239Proof?
A real sensei likes feet
If God loved me, I would be good at video games
>>571426239Post link
>>571426329>>571426374https://x.com/i/status/2068650611625910618
>>571425408Oh yeah? I cast no more floof
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow...
How fast is sensei? He managed to run after Tsurugi and Wakamo. We know Tsurugi is the fastest trinity student too...
>>571426432I want a fucking job already
>>571421125
>>571426064It's like being a chick in India>go out at night>get raped>rapist finish and let you leave>sensei walks down the street in a haze>a random group of students see you and pull you into a ally and have their way with you>they leave>you call the cops to come help you since you have no energy left to walk>funuki and kirino show up>they rape you in the same spot
>>571426432put the fries in the /bag/
>>571426000I made a purple selector and the ramen table is not there. I guess I need to wait for them to add it.
Just cheatengine Sensei, modern games are guilty of artificial lengthening and show no sign of stopping
>>571426463Played college ball, you know.
>>571426482WHY???
>>571426150Mine sucks at anime-like makeup, wdid
>>571426482>evil /bag/ be like
>>571426432I have 4 more days since I work school. I'm going to be so happy with my small vacation
>>571426598Watch make-up tutorials and do it for her, dummy.
>>571426598she's not bad though?
Nexon activate the bots alreadyThis isn't funny anymore
>>571426426NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571426598anon at this level you need kigurumi, makeup is not enough to salvage your girlfriend's looks
Is Sensei a simp?
>>571426598No, considering how earnestly she got into the idol gig, she'd rock cosplay like a champ.
>>571426746She has her servants do the makeup for her in the momotalks
>>571426714NOI NEED MORE COINSPLEASE JUST GIVE ME 1-2 MORE HITS
So when students graduate they'll all eventually have to find a job, right?
Please censor words like j*b and w*rk
>>571426695
>>571426426NO MORE FLOOF WARS!!!
>>571426561>>571426675I want money and I feel ashamed of burdening my parents
What job would allow me to play BA while I work?
Please don't say the J-slur, it's not very inclusive to some of our valued members in /bag/
>>571426853why would my wives need a job
>>571426598Then you learn how to put anime make-up on her. Watching make-up tutorials on YouTube is a small price to pay for cosplay seggs
>>571426998I have a feeling you don't value the NEET master race as much as you should.
>>571426994Any government job or similar jewish daycare.
>>571427014To support your NEET gamer lifestyle, dummy. The better paying job they have the more you can laze around. Duh.
>>571426712I need a lot of wrist training to prevent my hands from shaking>>571426713>>571426732She’s hot and has a nice face but her makeup skills end at smokey eyes so it feels a lot more like its her wearing student clothes rather than her being a studentwife if you know what I mean
>at minimum 28 years to retirement(and I doubt I'll live to see it)>my company probably won't last 5>no one's going to hire me afterwards >too pussy to invest my mediocre savings because I know the AI boom will collapse the second I do what country is the comfiest to be homeless in so I can start learning the language already? >>571426994night shift security guard or any remote job from my limited experience
I was assigned wageslave at birth
>>571426994IT is pretty good in this regardI hate it but it's the least bad option as far as j*bs
>>571426732this but unironically, hide the human away anon
>>571426994I work at a cleaning business and my boss is never there so I can take breaks whenever I want as long as the job is done in time. I do 3.5 hour shifts and usually take like 3-4 breaks during that kek
>>571426994Night auditor into accounting manager pipeline.
>>571426732>>571427291>kigurumiJust get a boyfriend at that point.
students who get their derp on
>>571426482>the monkey's paw curls
>>571427359I refuse to become a gookako
I need to do my bounties for the day and I'm positive my teams are weighted really heavily toward one or two schools over the others but I'm so lazy I can't bother figuring out which to run.
why should I get a j*b if this doesn't greet me when I come back
When will Mr. Nexon allow data export? I'm already fatigued and I barely started
What student would be okay with me flunking college and being unable to find a job that either pays a living wage or doesn't make my mental go boom?I'm sure Hiyori would keep me company by the dumpster at least.
>>571427490getting a j*b would help you get someone that looks like this to greet you when you come back
>>571427474Some nerd said to only do the two that have Wild Hunt and Highlander because you can convert mats. They'll be equal come August +4
>>571426994Software dev working full remote. It's a 9 to 5 that I realistically work 10 to 4, minus an hour for lunch.
>>571427603Chise
I want to kiss Miyo's forehead
>>571427548btw, just noticed table button, will make it a bit faster, but I still have to add all the other things
>>571427634This is a fucking lie and you know it.
>>571427225invest into BAsome say flawless raid record can get you honorary citizenship
>>571427634nice try bibi
>>571427603you can share a trash bin with Miyu probably
>>571427634I doubt I can get a real w*man that's even 10% as attractive
>>571426994Any 9-5 really, BA is very salaryman friendly
>>571427634me when I lie
>>571427642I'm new and have no idea what's coming but I think that spread covers anything I can actually use short term too so works for me.
>>571427634women don't like guys with j*bs
>>571427634Damn. Women are getting desperate enough to post on /bag/ now.
Time to save the thread
>>571427848>>571427975>>571428002don't call her a woman, she's 17, she's a childs
>>571428090retard
>>571425851lmao fucking called it, niggas are in for a rude awakening once they start realizing how the fights really are without the prophet buffs
I need soft, pillowy studenttits to motorboat RIGHT NOW
>>571426256hey you stole my precious picture. credit me next time. my name is Anonymous
>>571427634lol
>>571427490I once had a dream like this - I managed to summon my studentwife into the real world but couldn't do anything with her yet because I had to go to work. I then spent a whole day at work feeling great that I'd get to get home and bend her over every piece of furniture at home.Then I woke up.Then I quit my job because that dream broke me.
>>571428146wrong pic?
Mutsuki Status?
>>571428271pregnant
>>571428271bratty I believe
Why haven't we beat Malkuth yet?
What a semen slurper gameSuch a waste of time
>>571428271WHAT THE FUCK IS MIYAKO DOING THERE?
>>571428090>17 is childMaybe in United Sisterfucking Emirates it is so yeah
>>571428271Replaced.
>>571428140idk that nigga's just dumbChokmah always filtered me but after being forced to learn I got my first level 100 clearI didn't even 1T D outside of mock
>>571428406Two contradicting statements.
>>571428476I said childs not child. should've been obvious my post was satire, but I guess not
>>571428597>I used muh le epic inside joke maymay!!holy cringe
>>571428140nta but someone told me I'd probably have trouble without it but I gave 100 a try earlier today and cleared without issue (faster than I did D but I was using a sorta meme comp so I expected it)
>>571428476wolfseggs with this childs
>>571428476THE BRAIN DOESN'T STOP DEVELOPING UNTIL 25 YOU SICK FUCK
>>571426482WELL I GUESS A BLOWJOB'S BETTER THAN NO JOB
>>571428840the brain never stops developing
>>571428476>USEwhere dat?
>>571426482I feel you, halfway to 30 and still haven't had my first job since even mcdonalds won't hire me. At this point I'm just gonna do what that one anon did and mtl doujin and rpg maker h-games for money.
>>571428840FUCKING MY STUDENTWIFE’S UNDEVELOPED BRAIN OUT
>>571428752not to downplay whatever it is you did, but aAris + Kei makes it almost trivialI couldn't even be arsed to attempt going over 74 before them, but now it's ez
>so many freeloaders without an honest jobMinori would be disappointed.
>>571429020>halfway to 30You're 15?
>>571429183>honest job>in this jewish world
>>571429183I freeload on my honest job, faggots made me come to office 5 days a week so I stopped doing shit
>>571429183There are no honest jobs in 2026.
>>571429081oh yeah, I never said otherwise. I don't think I could've done it with the comp I used for D given I didn't even have a damage reduction student for it (I borrowed sKirino, while I did F100 with my own Shizuko instead)I still probably could go higher though, I cleared with a bit over a minute to spare, but I think F100 is good enough for now, never went past 60 on Chokmah before because I usually don't are about FRR that much
>>571429183Look, if she wants to teach me how to weld or something in her free time then by all means.
>>571429183I have a job but it's white collar + I slack off like mad so Minori would still hate me
>>571429228>>571429270>>571429272Perfect! Then you agree it's time to dismantle this capitalist hellscape we've created from the ground up and establish an order where the working man is truly free and in control of the means of production.
For 99% of humanity's existence, people did not have the modern hamster wheel we call jobs. Reject modernity.
>>571429204Yes
>>571429148What does sex with Hina feel like?
>>571429496No bro, I just want ME to be in control of the means of production. Not the other plebs
>>571429576sex
>>571429313yeah, past 100 it’s just for bragging rights FRRs do provide a decent chunk of rewards up to first 74 floors, always good to try and clear at least thoselet’s see what tiphareth will be like, now that I got my own dSaori (literally no one in my club or f-list had a raised one so far)both Sets are free game as well at this point
The Strategist of the Free Trade Cartel
>>571429496but I don't wanna control the means of production, I just wanna enjoy the fruits of other people's labor
Seriously though, are we actually gonna beat Malkuth in time? We're not making progress at all on NA
Feeling drained and exhausted from all the new art.
I've got a job for you. You in?
>>571429516Well for 99% of existence we didnt have juicy anime studentwife pussies either so I gotta do what a man gotta do
>>571429678>muh emotionsgrow up and be a man.
>>571429678my penis made this post
>>571429516You think medieval peasants just sat around doing nothing? You think cavemen just spent an hour a day hunting and then sat by a fire having sex and making ooga booga noises all day.People still had a job, dumbass. They probably worked harder than the average employee today.
>monday approaches>/bag/ feverishly becomes communist and calls for the abolition of jobs
>>571429607When I am not part of the corruption, I fight it. When I am part of the corruption, I defend it.
>>571429752Anon, I think he was implying he masturbated a lot.
>>571429616I'm probably fucked for Tiph because my Nozomi isn't invested enough and neither is my Kaede I think. iirc last time I did 80 without Nozomi (dSaori as the only dps) but I don't think that'll clear 100Set is gonna be better for me now that I have my own Kuroko at least, even if she's only UE40
>>571429752I dont think he means emotions bro
holy sexo. i want to breed
>>571429807Medieval peasants usually got their shit done by noon and just chilled until sundown.
>>571429752Bottling up your emotions isn't healthy
>>571429928you will be bred
>>571429496I will seize Minori's means of reproduction.
>>571429807>You think medieval peasants just sat around doing nothing?Obviously not, but I do think the average peasant led a more fulfilling life than the modern cubicle slave working for a company he doesn't care about.
>>571429148
>>571429841pretty sure I remember seeing f99 clear vids of comps with Saori as the only dps
>>571429809I love my jobI hate the executivesApart from vidya, programming is literally what I do in my free time
>>571429148Hina lingerina
Stop masturbating and do yout Malkuth hits
>>571429619the rits
>>571430018>>571429949lmaoyeah I get this is reddit's favorite trope and all but look up that pesky thing called "feudalism" you worked as much as you were physically able to because your lord took everything but the bare minimum needed to survive(and usually get some alcohol so you don't get too uppity) it wasn't better than "the modern cubicle slave working for a company he doesn't care about."
>>571430260No one brought up the middle ages other than you lil bro, nice strawman
>>571430104wtf don't hate us, we're people too
>>571429809venting about w*rk with fellow /bag/gots on Sunday evenings makes the week a bit more bearable
>>571429807A medieval peasant worked 3 days a week on average
>>571429807>women watching the childs>1 dude watching the fire>1 dude guarding the cave from bears>1 dude foraging for sticks and other useful shit>3-5 dudes hunting and resting between huntsWow what difficult and time consuming jobs
>>571430097I could give it a try anyway. last time I cleared 80 with less than a second to spare
>>571430260retard
>>571430372I'm the dude that watches the fire, but it goes out still.
What if Saya's drug accidentally turned Sensei into a younger Saya
>>571430314Stop shitting up my life with RTO and invent a new buzzword because im about to puke if I hear AI one more time
>>571427548Some of these planners have OCR stuff built-in, which basically acts as data import. From what I've heard, anyway, never actually tried it myself.
>>571430372I'm in charge of the sticks
>>571429183>>571429496Fuck off, fag.Minori wouldn't let any of the shit modern employers do fly. If you aren't fighting back and striking by actively not participating in the rigged jew system then you're on the same level as the scum that ruined the job market. THREE DAY WORK WEEK OR NO WORK AT ALL
>>571429949>can't work in the dark so you chill>can't work in the blazing sun so you chill>if the sun sets early you chillBring back peasants.
>>571430471>turned Sensei into a younger Sayatranny-tier shit
>>571428171it's mine nowi made itjust like this image as well
>>571430658Moon's out, get working!
>>571430372I'm looking for berries but I ate them all.
>>571430372Me heroically guarding the cave from bears (I die 2 weeks into the job)
>>571430372And receiving the fulfillment that comes with directly seeing the fruits of your labor. Feeding and protecting your family. Being stuck in a cubicle entering data into a database 9-5 to sell some product or service you couldn't care less about does not even come close.
soonand yet i have no kasumi or megu
>baggots trying to convince themselves that they'd rather do backbreaking farming / persistence hunting just to survive instead of tapping their keyboards a bit for a life of abundanceI hate j*bs as much as anyone, but c'mon
>>571430694
>>571430260I mean what are you going to do for your lord once your crops are planted? There's nothing you can do to make them grow faster. Unless you're getting conscripted for war or something there's not really much else you can do for the motherfucker.
>>571430372I died of infection at the ripe old age of 13.I leave all my sticks and rocks to my 6 children.
>>571430864modern jobs are simply unfulfillingat least in the past there was meaning in doing backbreaking labor
You guys have a gross misunderstanding of medieval, bronze and iron age life
>>571425851I got it, just used kei instead of reijo. Kinda sucks since I like reijo alot and it's the only content I can think of she's great in, but I also replaced ibuki with big shiroko so I might be able to get by with her in the team still.
>>571426002>pinning you down and rape you
I am STUPID and RETARDED (stooptarded if you will). No matter how many dots I dump on this guy the gauge does not move down. I've read 3 guides and watched 4 videos and I still don't know how this thing works. Is that gauge not affected by dots? Do the dots only affect the ballista? Does only the ballista affect the gauge? Do you only do the big damages when the ballista is activated when the gauge is zero? Ignore the dead C.Shiroko, I gave up when I saw the gauge not do anything. There isn't a single smart thought in my brain when I enter this raid (or any raid for that matter).
Everyone thinks living in the wild sounds good until you catch a disease and die horribly because you have no medicine.
>>571430864>they'd rather do backbreaking farming / persistence hunting just to survive instead of tapping their keyboardsYou act like we're the crazy ones, but it's you who's crazy, and our ancestors would have agreed.
Favorite Waka among these?
>>571429807Unironically yes. Cavemen are estimated to have required four hours a day of hunting/foraging to survive so a 28 hour work week. Medieval peasants worked similar hours, peaking at planting and harvest time but with hundreds of Church-mandated holidays in between.
>>571430968No, I understand it pretty well. I've watched, like, 10 youtube videos on the topic.
>>571431047It's ok, I have death insurance.
double normal? Yeah, can't wait to farm BDs and Artifacts
>>5714310602nd from left, top row
You guys know you can just move to the countryside and get a job as a farmer right now, yeah?>inb4 "erm my 1st world country has no jobs!!!"Just go to some shithole bro.
>>571430380well either way you’re set for Set at least, Kuroko will destroy him with ue40 just fine, he was tuned with much weaker students in mind
>>571431132bro we just had 3x normals
>>571431060Every waka is my favourite waka
>>571431192I was farming saya elephs
>>571431186I'll probably borrow Ritsu for fun if I can find one kek
>>571430864Unironically yes. I'm a retard who got terrible grades in school. I'm not capable of much more than demeaning minimum wage work. I'd much rather be plowing a field that I at least own than work retail or something. I also started getting into better shape out of high school because I figured that if my IQ was going to be low then I might as well have a strong body to make up for it.
>>571431173>become a farmer>market gets flooded by cheap chink produce>have to throw all the harvest away because no one wants to buy itFun times.
>>571431047Everyone dies eventually and living longer isnt everything. What kind of life is 90 years of slavery?
>>571430693You're just afraid of Saya's drugs.
>>571431132scarcity of T4 through T7 prints is driving me up the wallFOX update needs to hurry the fuck up
>>571431386You guys can't do anything man, jesus
>bro, life 2000 years ago was so much betterConnections needs to be required watching too
>>571431042From what I heard(I am also retarded and stupid so dont expect much) you need every DOT you can get because he gets debuffed on each tick
>>571431397The human body isn't even built to be 90 years old. At that point the body is just wondering why you aren't dead yet and doing what it can to make you dead, as you should have been years ago.
>>571431386>WAAAHHH>WAAHHHH>WAAAHHH
People are talking confidently about how the past was better but conveniently gloss over the fact that they didn't have Blue Archive back then.
>>571431641They did but it was in real life
>>571431042There's two DoT interactions going on. The first is a stacking damage-taken debuff that is applied by every DoT debuff tick, regardless of damage. The second is actual raw damage from a DoT effect making his %-gauge go down. You need sSaori to make big DoT numbers appear, without her all the tiny DoT ticks are just foreplay.
Blue archive?
>>571431042Bro, your copying other people?www.souriki-border.com/final-restriction-release/chokmah/special
Malkuth status?
>>571431641they fucking had BA IRL back then dingus
>>571431641The past having no gacha shit in my games means it was objectively better
>>571431606It's "bweeeh" you fucking tourist.
>>571431042gauge % goes down faster the more damage your DoT student does. That's why everyone brings a maxxed out swimsuit Saori to blue chokmah, she shits out enormous, continuous DoT for a period of 40 seconds per EX skill use
>>571431606Forgot your babzoos image
what about yellow Chokmah tho? who the hell actually has a raised qMarina?
>>571431042Make sure Reijo goes before Chise
>>571431606Forgot your gookako futanari pic
>>571431769he wasn't bweehing, he was whining retardbro
Yakumo is lurking in the thread. Don't believe her lies.
>>571431769Newfagbro...
>>571431937>>571432004same poster
>>571431918>>571431042Chise is not good against chugmaHere is a guide with mechanics btw, though you can just copy other clears from sourikiborderhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1nHWGKKoxKaId2755yCr2FOnmQZwjQ4FxoBsYlLGLmOw/edit?tab=t.0
>>571431042When gauge goes to 0% chokmah is slightly more vulnerable for like 20-30 seconds, and it acquires a flame debuff.Ballista has nothing directly to do with the gauge % / DoT mechanic, just think of it as you "cashing in" your accumulated flame debuffs (3 max). The more flame debuffs you have the more damage you can do against Chokmah when you use the ballista. That small window of time after using the ballista and after cashing in your flame debuffs is where you do the most damage against chokmah
>>571432036N-no...
>>571430000
>>571430965you could just pick up some kind of artisinal side hustle or volunteer if you really cared>>571431058your ancestor would spend his days watching Netflix and eating seedless grapes if given the option>>571431361farm work still exists, it's just easier and pays better than it did centuries ago
>>571432036>>571432160same poster
>>571431769retardbro...
>>571432160>>571432228this is the same poster
>>571432287>>571432270>>571432228>>571432162samefag
>>571429186Me on her lap
All this Minori posting makes me wish she got more story presence. She's very underrated.Alt never ever, by the way.
>>571431493I don't think anyone is arguing that it was necessarily better, just that there was more free time in the day before jobs as we know them today were created. What we aren't really talking about is that there wasn't really much to do with that time back in the day, though some would argue that doing nothing is better than doing something.
>>571432061>Chise is not good against chugmamaybe not but it's theoretically possible to make her work. at least I remember seeing a floor 114 clear where someone used chise instead of reijo
meg (smeg)
>>571432364same, I wish Mimori had more story presence
>>571432287>>571432327
>>571432364I thought she was gonna have a bigger presence from the PV 4.5 trailer, but it was literally just 1 scene...
>>571432391It can work but the stooptarded anon is clearly a brainlet and wont make it work
>>571427356Putting my pipe inside of Noa
>>571432379>there wasn't really much to do with that time back in the dayIt's all relative. Our brains didn't really develop to be the dopamine slaves they are now.
>>571432364>>571432428don't worry Midori bros, we're gonna make it...
>>571432364She is low key the most powerful person in Red Winter, as she is the only one who has the ability to rally the workers into an army pretty much at will.
>>571432560Gomen Yuuka
>>571418268>>571418268Samefag
>>571432364If they didn't cuck out on the dolphin tail she would have been way more popular and wpuld have received a lot more attention from the devs.
>>571432669Fuck off
>>571432407meg
>>571432694thank you Chise for giving me pink
>>571431771 >>571431702 >>571432061>Debuff dotOk that explains the anemic gauge whittling. Well fugg, I'm never getting the gauge down with my poverty Reijo. Guess I'll stick with 55 until I can build her up a year from now.>>571431705I have a lot of those students but not enough resources to build them. Clanker and punished Hoshino are next on my list after S.Hanako.>>571432063Thanks for the run down of the mechanics. I don't know why I can't comprehend that when I read it in a guide, yet here it all makes sense.
*the posting stops*
>>571432937Borrow sSaori
>>571432574I happen to think that sounds nice. I'd love to be done with work by the early afternoon then just spend the rest of my day sitting by a river or something until it starts getting dark.
>>571432964that's right. you finally figured it out. it was me. I killed the /bag/
>"Kim! Bad news, those traitors... They're making game featuring middle schoolers"> Release the preschoolers>...>And make them extra bratty
The majority of the General Student Council is made up of bullshit jobs.
>>571432431wait...
Time to revive /bag/
>>571433095>*crickets*
>>571432937>I don't know why I can't comprehend that when I read it in a guide, yet here it all makes sense.Because everything now is machine translated and unnatural. The words may be well-formed, but that doesn't make them intuitive to an actual person's thoughts.
How did such a niche game like BA manage to have a big impact on Comiket? I'm really inclinced to believe Nexon/Yostar are somehow bribing artists.
>>571430318delish
If a job pays a woman fresh out of college six figures it's a bullshit job.
Are any Megufags dedicated enough to buy this and stick a bunch of Megu magnets and pictures on it?
>>571433385this
I saved /bag/, no need to thank me.
>>571433270japan has a massive schoolgirl fetish
>>571429807Actually people have checked, and medieval peasants got more days off than modern day salarymen. You aren't toiling away in a farm but you at least had holidays back then.
Yo
>>571433270all that art and doujins? paid by yostar. the people buying those? also paid by yostar. why do you even think they're playing the game in the first place? that's right because yostar paid them to. The parents that gave birth to those players? Take a guess
BA doujinshi is fake, sales are fake, artists are fake, even gookakos and gookseias are fake
>>571431702the dot tick debuff doesn't exist for floors 74 and lowerhe should only bring one strong dotter>>571432937borrow sSaori, qMarina or Meruoutside ballista you only care about the dot and you buff the dotter with ATK and EX damage74 should be free with a strong dot borrow
>>571433428why that one specifically? Smeg sells tons of products in Europe. I guarantee there are already senseis here with some of them.
Are there further relationship events after you get the recollection lobby? I want more Kazusa.
>>571433270>nicheI dont know about that bro, gacha games aren't niche at all
>>571433491I am genuinely curious as to how this became socially acceptable in just Japan. I'm not complaining, I just find it interesting.
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
don't forget to gogurt your students /bag/
>>571433606people will recommend that you watch the shorts on youtube. do not do this, you will over-gosling and wish for death
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>571433606If they get Bond Gear.
>>571433727>>571433728who do I trust?
>>571433727
>>571433491Everyone has a massive schoolgirl fetish, it is just that in the west the feminazi narrative is that if the age difference is more than 40 seconds you are a pedophile and this for some reason has support while in asia feminism is at the edge of being declared a terrorist movement
>>571433898>slop
>>571433587It's big and red so you can stick Megu stuff on it, though I suppose you can do that with the mini fridge version too.
>>571433857
>>571433726It didn't become "socially acceptable"Japanese people were true heathens before Americans forced them to open their borders. Men and women bathed together like it was the most natural thing. You read that right, old ass men bathed together with little girls before Americans brought civilization to them.
>>571433606I see what you are trying to rub there...
All that got me to 60. Thanks a ton everyone, I'll be ready next time.
We don't like gogurtposters in this general
>>571433978seia would never trick me so I know I can trust this post
>>571433726It was fine pretty much everywhere thirty or forty years ago. When I say it stopped being fine in the West because of feminism I don't mean the retarded rightoid dipshit way everything unsavory gets conflated with feminism or communism, I mean actual screaming harpies aging out of desirability made it their business to try to make it the cardinal sin for anything to be appealing to men and for men to find anything appealing. We're living through the long term effects of it.
>>571434202big words for someone with a gogurtable forehead
>>571433898>MILLENMIUMMidori would not be happy with this slop
>>571434121They also committed ritual suicide for the most retarded reasons
>>571433796hina status: patted
TWO Wakabrushes for the Wakatail from a craft? That's what I'm talking about.
>>571434121Damn, good thing they killed the christians when they got uppity
>>571434121>old ass men bathed together with little girls
>>571434305
>>571434310Momoi made it for her so it's precious to her.
>>571434143Psh, with my mouse hand maybe.
>>571434310Midori would fix it in 30 seconds and tell me to be more careful in the future
coom in doomrope in hope
>>571431042Just borrow sSaori, you can add the rrat for more dot ticking (you never use her EX)That's enough for f100 with a lot of time to spare
>>571434465Good night gramps
Mo AkaneMo Love
>>571432407>>571432770gonna smeg myself to sleep tonight
>>571433270Blue Archive has enough characters with differing personalities that at least one student will hook her way into somebody's heart and/or penis.This effect continues to spread the longer the game exists and the more girls get released, drawing more and more people into the game which leads to more artists drawing the characters which leads to bigger turnouts at Comiket.
>>571434310>>571434463actually took me 15 seconds to copy-paste the N
>>571434619Also (most of) the designs being relatively simple compared to other gachas helps a lot too.
>>571433270Why don't other companies bribe artists?
>>571434654If she hated it Sensei would be dead already Which means that’s her aroused face
How are people dealing with Chokmah shooting 2 fireballs with only bHosh?
not like this...
>>571434846block one with bHosh, block the other one with Shizuko/sKirino
>>571434846They use the ballista to skip that ability.
>>571433568Who pays Yostar?Checkmate Seia.
>>5714348462 Shizuko's covers or ballistas before the wheels
>>571434846You don't. You wait till Chokema is about to launch two fireballs to release the ballistas for the first time
>>571434712That is not gogurt. That yogurt is clearly built for staying rather than going.
>>571434654why did her boobs fart?
>>571434846Sacrifice must me made, and it usually BAsuna.
Waka
It isn't remembered anymore, but timelines shifted and Midori's jacket changed.See pic related? Can't be found in-game anymore.
>>571433726>I am genuinely curious as to how this became socially acceptable in just JapanIf anything, Japan is one of the few places where this is taking longer to get painted in the bad light the jews painted it everywhere else.Hell, back in the day the debutante events were all for nobles to present their young, high school age, girls to older men.
>>571434910it's obvious. where do you think yostar's money comes from? that's right, all paid by yostar
>>571434862MERI KURISUMASU
>>571435050Say it ain't so.
>>571434994Like most players, I kind of just forget Midori exists
>>571434846Ballista it.
>>571434228>i don't mean it in the exact way i just described it
Occult Research Society, NOOOOO
>>571418748YOU WHAT
>>571434994the jews did this
>>571434908>>571434932That's what I figured but I get 3 stacks way before that happens. Am I just not dealing enough damage for Chokmah to use both of his balls faster?
why is she giving me bedroom eyes every time in this story
>>571435163Just say you don't like GDD as a whole
>>571435185sex
i want to cum in seia's armpit
Hello it's me Seia.
>>571435234It's a shitter strat for low levels or when you are so much stronger like the event chokmah.
>>571434228>I don't mean the retarded rightoid dipshit way everything unsavory gets conflated with feminism or communism>I mean actual screaming harpies aging out of desirability made it their business to try to make it the cardinal sin for anything to be appealing to men and for men to find anything appealinglol
>>571435234>That's what I figured but I get 3 stacks way before that happens.That's normal
>>571435259if you haven't read her momos yet, she's just really horny
>turn on let me down by cammy barnes>have romantic delusions about my studentwifeMan..
>>571435214>the old manager
>>571435351Have you ever read a history book in your life?
>>571435398Life is pain
>>571435163most players don't
>>571435234That's normal in higher floors, no?
should i buyed the battle pass?
>>571435273>>571435296Welp, theres your target, what you gonna do?
>>571435598>should i buyed
Fucking finally, caught upI never want to do this again
>>571435598you should boughted it
>>571435628I'm going to cum on Seia's face
>>571435598It's good value for what it gives, but if you don't have money or can't be arsed, just skip it.
>>571435732Doesn't look like you're caught up quite yet
>>571435793I fack you madder!
>>571435984>>571435984>>571435984
>>571431042then there are two of us, I can't figure out how anons clear it with bAris instead of Kuroko, and I even asked and it was explained to me. Cleared f100 with Kuroko and sSaori borrow (both ue50). If I use mecha maid hero, I struggle to get more than one unstable flame debuff before I need to fire ballistas. Skill issue I guess.>>571434182you have ex buff(kisaki), att buff(kotama), att down for rockets(cShiroko), but I don't see crit buff or def down. Instead, you brought sMika and the boss has crit resist until dots lower it later on. Might want to replace mika with someone, possibly freeing the special slots for something better. Maki for example has auto def down, but I don't remember if her armor makes her survive here or not.
>>571435598nah, it's not worth it unless you feel generous
>>571436143Kuroko/aAris doesn't affect flame debuff though. You need sSaori always. I just copy videos anyway.
>>571434182Saya is useless on floors below 75swap her for a crit buffer for Aris + swap Reijo or sMiga for Kei and F74 is yours easily
>>571435230Proofs?
>>571435382sadly, I read her momos long enough ago that I don't remember them at all
>>571433270It was just in the right place at the right time. Most comiket artists are career illustrators that just follow the bandwagon from trend to trend to maintain relevance, so they'll all flock to whatever is popular and massively oversaturate it until the trend dies, then move on to the next thing.Gacha is huge in Japan but with Idol Master and FGO declining there was a vacuum, Uma Musume was openly hostile to doujin content and the chinese gacha are, well chinese. All Blue Archive needed to do was not be chinese and have a reasonably well-funded marketing campaign and it was naturally going to take off.But the thing to understand is that most of that fandom isn't ride or die invested in Blue Archive. It's the MHA of gacha, just kind of a stopgap franchise in a dead period waiting for a suitable alternative to come along and make it redundant.
>>571436306yeah,both had sSaori, but Aris needs like 12 cost (4up, 4up, 4fire) when Kuroko is like 3 and forget, which makes it easier to fire sSaori more often.
>>571437152Okay, but you know you don't do much damage while Chokmah is not impaled by ballista, right? You charge up twice before ballista at some point and then fire the laser after shooting ballista. Most of the time is spent cycling through sSaori and buffs.
>>571436143>>571437152I only use aAlice after the ballistas. there's enough time to do one fully charged EX if you charge her beforehand + one only charged once, before the damage window ends
>>571433270all other options are just that much worse because of ongoing enshitification. Feels like companies lost ability to make things interesting, pretty, and cool, and focused too much on making easy, accessible slop for everyone (so for no one). Similar reason why stellar blade was such a massive success, or other non western games recently. I don't remember last time I wanted to buy a console game or a console since ps3. I don't play fgo, nikke, azur lane, genshin and so on. Only BA felt just right, the chibis, the characters, the art, the story, the lack of male characters to roll and for me, also the gameplay.
>>571437436>>571437768so like, completely ignore alice until the ballista time comes? Haven't tried that I think.
>>571438336Charge her up fully, but don't fire. One great benefit of her ex is she can charge up then do 3 attacks at once when the time is right, only have to buff her once for those 3 attacks.If you had high energy before firing ballista, then you should also have enough time to charge her up half way and fire one more time for a total effective 5x attacks in one DPS window.
>>571438336yeah you just charge her up until you can use the ballistas