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this one
this one was first
>the late surger designed for long racesaka the "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" of uma musume: pretty derby
nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>571420996>designed for long racesaka the "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" of mant
>>571421052I'm... not doing that.
>>571421153we literally just had the longest of all longslops that you could get plat on with fucking power cards, didn't even need creeklongslop was fucking easy in MANT compared to other scenarios
This thread will be good
>>571421052but nishino is the one who waters the flowers
Umama already posting disgusting images of her favorite umas
>>571421362Water is wet
>her
wahey
>>571421253>got a plat in the ultra-longslop with zero gold recovery skills
>>571421213And just let her die, desu wa!?
Tachyon LOVE
>>571420996legitimately why did they give cafe C end aptitude. its a humiliation ritual.
>>571421253bro is in cm2
>>571421691
>>571421691i need to hear mambo's va say "oiiisuuu"
I want Fuji to claim me. A contract is only meant to be for three years. Junior, Classic, Senior. After Senior year, I'm supposed to be free. Time to find a new girl to train. Fuji has other plans. She doesn't retire. She doesn't move on to the Dream League. She just keeps me under my desk, under her skirt, keeping my mouth "useful" during her rest days. I'm done there so often that anything I eat or drink is just mixed with the taste of her. Nothing I can do lets me escape her flavor. Her smell. She has forced herself into every aspect of my life. Not even sleep keeps me away from Fuji Kiseki. I was always going to be with Fuji Kiseki. She made that choice for me the day she found my trainer's badge. So, as her fingers run through my hair, as she pushes my chair away from my desk to let me crawl under again, I am resolved to buy her what she deserves... if she'll accept.
>>571421932She'll get my semen in her womb soon
Cook is done, time to package
10 more days till we get paid by our Danchous. Are you trying to get your top 3 fangrinder bonus this month
>>571422085anything in your kitchen that doesnt look like its from the last century, overused or schizophrenic?
sexo journey
Digitan LOVE
stop insulting that guy's kitchenmine looks 10x worse
didnt ask nor care shut uphis kitchen is whats being posted so ill argue about his kitchen looking weird
ikuno.......................dictus
>>571422510Looks cuter with her glasses off.
One container ended up only about half full. Guess I'll have a meal with lighter sauce one night.
Semen retention status?
>>571422602don't shay that....
I like the round glasses it makes ikuno really cute and the braid is great too
>already falseflagging
>>571422643holy bacteria batman
>>571422721semen retained
>>571421834Just go watch Makeine
>>571422510I want to tug her braid back as I plant my seed deep within her umanko to make another chestnut
>>571414792Haven't played Palmer's career. Does she want to be collared?>>571415548All those hours and it's still somehow shit.>>571419012>>571419215Creek's problem is that she's featured on the hands down best stamina card and her kit is built for super longs. She's quite fittingly useful as a parent, especially the Halloween version that none of the sloptubers recommended.
wtf I'm not doing this shit nigga this is why I hate boyumas.
>>571423261I run the JDD on my parent runs so it was nbd
you have to do dirt race
>>571423261Why the fuck is Fuji on that race? She's not even hybrid. Guess it's at least convenient for me since I procrastinated doing the JDD mission pack.
Is any of these upcoming characters heteroromantic? It's my biggest fetisch
>"phew...that was tough">"...huh?">"oh, he is here again">"suppose I'll do another lap, hopefully he'll be gone by then."
>>571423603Sorry, but HR has advised me that I shouldn't be alone with a trainee.
This card is ass and I hate running it
>>571423681I wouldn't say this
Is there anything more cucked than training an uma? Imagine raising her for 3 years just for her to get married with her rival
>>571423739retard
>>571423739genious
>>571423739you don't know what true ass looks like
why is the trainer character so female-coded? why can't women like men even in fictional setting? lesbians are just sad to see: it's the end of their bloodline. it means my oshi doesn't love me.
>>571422794new ikucryer
>>571423817>>571423860>>571423898I take it back, she finished it in Late November
>he's here cuckposting on fathers day fatherless nigger
>>571423929
>>571424171undeserved since you're such a whiny fag
>>571423654>"incredible she did one lap in such short time">"i have to ask the academy if i can be her trainer!"
>>571424203Rice would say this
>>571423739Finemo is facing forward. This is the ass card.
>>571424203many such cases, in both cases
Game is no longer fun. I am fine with doing 5 mant careers a day, but I draw the line at every uma being gay.
>he's here seetheposting about others posting every day
>>571420563You guys still have your Oshi's chocoletes right?
>>571421052Alright* unzips dick *
Be honest /uma/, how many times did you jerk off today?2 here
>>571424689actually the schizoest behavior ever, why is he like this
have sex with your trainee
>>571424828>two times>rookie numbersenough to ghost load sometimes
>>571424861a real weirdo for sure
>>571424861who?
>>571424764>unzips the cock itselfHow did you do that?
>>571424689Is he in the room with you right now?
women vagueposting and being passive aggressive
I can't tell if this guy actually likes or hates yuri
Soon it will be 1 year since i started playing this game, but... where is my uma GF? Where is she? Why do i have to keep feel lonely? They all turn out to be Iesbian. I am losing hope.
terrible post, this is why no one likes you
>>571424258Don’t worry, it was a Medium A run
>>571425230>>571425348I'm starting to think it's a transbian baiting
+40
im gonna skip tachyon for teio wit because i lack fm and nn and im just gonna run agnes wit, am i bricking myself?
>>571425205tits too big
>>571425416its 100% a transbian baiting. this is how i know there are curren"sisters" in this thread.
>>571425370there are one or two /uma/ couples here you should learn from them
>>571425524No, you're being really smart and adapting to you needs
I WANT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOM TO UMAS
>>571424505I thought this was the ass card? Since it is actually bad, too
>>571425205perfect tits
>>571425348Should be obvious>>571425416>>571425548I am a red-blooded male thank you very much
>>571425793
>>571425793Is it normal for dicks to look like that?
>>571425793Nice
>>571425793sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571425698KINO
Which uma would rape you
Hey! Stop being fags
>>571425945None, we're past spring and the cycle is over. You missed your chance if you didn't get raped.
>>571425990You first
>>571420996I'm gonna keep running Dia-chan and you cant stop me.
>>571425915mine doesn't have the black bars
>>571426047What? My trainee still rapes me every day. She tells me she just has a long heat cycle and it’s my responsibility to take care of her needs. Is she lying to me?
>>571426169Anon... that's not an Uma, Uma's don't lie.
>>571424828I think about 10?
>>571426071Just you nonny
>>571426316My trainee has looked a lot like Kiryuin-san lately...
>>571424828only once but I spent all day gooning yesterday, probably cumulative 6-8 hours
>>571426403it's straight though
>>571426047>he thinks umas rape only during spring
the hell is a nonny
>>571426507dah faq? How do you goon for a work shift? Just stare at porn and lewd images all day?
nonny is a cute word
Umas will never rape me because they're all lesbo
Haven't opened the game in a week.....umas for this sex?
>>571426593you don't wanna know
>>571426775Mirako
gonna these gentle nonny
Fine motions VA is uglier than Flash’s
>>571425945What if I preemptively consent?
are all these JP uma just generic self-insert (You)bait or do any of them actually feature good adaptions of their real life careers
why is umama loved by everyone and v hated by everyone even though both are avatarfags
>>571426815Let me guess... You do it handsfree, probably aneros
>>571427070Im a professional hater. I hate them both.
>>571427070>umama loved by everyone
>>571426961Annoying way to arrange the text.
Who is the Burnice of Umamusume?
>>571427391I don't know who that is
>>571427391Gold Ship
>>571426868>caring for 3dpd
Gossiping about thread "celebrities" and club drama is fatherless behavior
>>571426868So are Daiwa's and Doto's
>>571427070One of them avatarfags one uma
>>571427565I just want to talk to you
>>571427070>fat faggot who needs a surgery to eat lessVS>cute girl
>>571427391Hishi Akebono only in a similar their both waitress/bartender types
>>571427657ywnbaw
>>571427657V could be a cute chubby girl
>>571427823All three of the people regularly brought up in these threads are trans
>>571427918wait who is the third
>>571427981you
>>571427981Me
any ftms here
>>571428153fat trainer males? Yep me
God you people need to kill yourselves
>>571428324
>>571428324What a goober.
>incel rage
>>571427316google translate, plz understand
>>571428420White woman pleasant surprise
i started saying gwo irl
>>571428545gwo...
>>571428471I get it, despite all the hype about AI it still does that lol
>>571428545Say gwochacho instead, it's cooler.
>finally hit Med S>hit 900 stamina too>hit all chain events>1100 speedIT NEVER ENDS AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571427070Umama found an /uma/ bf
>>571428545qwo...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571428153seuin sky
>>571428545Say gwosephino instead, it's sophisticated
Why aren't umas extinct despite being homos?
you can't just take bwo and use whatever you want for the first letter
>>571426074Once we get stam Kris S and the NY alt Dia will become meta for long
>>571428775They're not?
>>571428674Yeah, me.
>>571428817
>>571428545I've combined nii chan and gwo and started calling people niigwos
>>571422021This but Gold City.
>>571428817READ TRACKBLAZER AND BALLROOM
I'm pretty sure /Uma/ Club will never reach T30 ever againbut this also means they will never ever enforce a quota again either
>>571428778vwo...
>>571428674Who
>>571427519this is a 3d franchise nonny
>>571428917blame cygames for not banning clankers
>>571426570it's all of us
>>571428917blame danchou for not letting us sweep
>>571428545I almost said "don't shay that..." yesterday
>>571428324falco sex
post some mayanos to goon to
>>571428545i say yeppers irl
>>571428915I know what your getting but at the end of the day all Uma's are born, and all Uma Mothers have had to get dicked down in order for that to happen. Thus sure some Uma's are gay but not enough for the species to face any threat from extinction by lack of breeding. It doesn't help that the global sanitized a lot of references that your Uma trainee falls for you at the end of the career. Cafe for example. Or just look at Curren.
>>571429105hey
Disappointed that Forever Young rejected the Arc challenge in favor of the Breeders Cup. I wanted Forever Young to get revenge for his grandfather, Deep Impact, in the Arc.
Why is this girl desecrating innocent critter's corpse when she could just eat onions instead?
>>571422021I cant say I share your fantasies but I encourage you to continue sharing them
>>571428930Sweepy avatarfag
>>571428545i say bwo, gwo, and nyo/nyes all the fucking time now. i hate you people.
>>571429150
>>571429226Lame that Forever Young is going to retire without ever stepping foot in Europe
>>571429345sex with palmer
>>571429307Just imagine if it was another Uma, one you might like more. Then you would understand.
>>571429490Oh, I understand, don't worry. Like I said, keep posting bro. They're good reads
>>571429226Now, my theory that Japanese dirt horses can win the Arc will never be proven until another Forever Young is born in Japan
The gaslights and drama have been recycled too often at this point, so as to be boringYou know things are bad when even /uma/ is in a content drought
Japan isn't going to win the Arc. Sorry but it's just not going to happen.
>>571429710if they released heterosex uma instead of shakur everyone would be saved
>>571429816Maya...
>>571429816nice
we love air shaquille here
[-]
>>571429745Man...
>>571429212making a new generation of umadols
haha nope
>my trainee showed up with another man
>my trainer showed up with another uma
Is titleholder a dickholder or yet another carpetholder?
My teeth hurts which uma is for me?
the watermelonmusume
Who is umama
what the fuck
>>571430289>>571430354Stop going to swinger parties, that's degen behavior.
>>571430461I hope El gets an alt similar to this one
>>571430461
>my trainee showed up with another uma
>>571430587El will never get another alt because no one likes El the Uma.
>>571430581Swinging my cock into the Directors umanko
>>571430554>hmmm thread's been on topic for some time>I know exactly what we need, /soc/posting!Praying for your soul right now.
>>571430641this is true
>>571430641El the Uma is E tier
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>571430581I am going to swing my cock inside Akikawa
>>571430641I like El
>>571430641don't shay that....
>>571428775because they can be born into the general population, and when the uma population dips they are born in higher numbers. it's like how more males are born in proportion to females after big wars.
Which /uma/ poster would you fuck (you bottom)?Which /uma/ poster would you fuck (you top)?
>my trainee broke another fence
>>571430819You like her tits, nothing else.
>>571430769
>Tamamo showed up with another plastic bag full of empty soda cans
>>571430262Is this ever worth it? First day of summer, and its only classic year no?
>>571429795The French keep rigging shitty gates for Japanese horses but Gold Ship's son Meisho Tabaru can handle shitty gates and wet turf
>>571430874https://files.catbox.moe/e4y4sn.png
There's a guy in my club who might be quitting but I can't prove itPlease don't leave us...
please make another jiggie
>>571431001Mambro...
>>571430992sEX
>>571430874Very good, student!
>>571430963If all you’re trading is a single rainbow or no rainbow turn, even if you have a whistle, it is almost always better to run the G1
>>571430641¿Que?
>>571430953Buying tamamo extremely expensive things just to watch her squirm
THE ERA OF NIGE IS COMING
>>571431108Furashu
>>571430963Its worth it if the training that turn is ass, you haves no whistles and maybe you need extra coins to buy good items like scrollsOr maybe youre just doing a parent run and are just gonna run all g1s available anyways
>my trainer got raped by another uma
>my trainer showed up with a huge big ningen cock
>>571431325Cute Journey
>>571431108What's happening here?
>>571431327My Mejiro can't be this cute!
https://jiggie.fun/TCyn08https://jiggie.fun/TCyn08https://jiggie.fun/TCyn08437 pieces, rotation
>>571431271>>571431089Thanks, Wouldn't you do all the G1s even if it wasn't a parent run? Just for the stats if you have the RB?
>>571431327I will never forgive ((Cybergames)) for making Ardan gay
>>571431327I have heard more than one uma say this
>>571431327My trainee says this and does this
>>571431335what a snitch
>>571430992big need
>>571430641this is true btw and El is only attending the next pakalive for global's first anniversary
>>571431448>rotationyada
As Trainers, how can we convince the academy to hire better guards? It isn't right that we have to spend the night barricading our doors and windows because the guards won't stop our trainees from visiting us!
>>571430431stinko windy who likes to bite
>Neck and Neck>NSM>Festive Miracle wwwwwwwIs there a way?
>>571431463Well, you would try, so long as you weren’t sacrificing stats for itStats are more valuable than skill points, but skill points make the difference once stat requirements are reached
>>571431484do you ever take a break or do you just spend all day calling things gay?like what do you actually do in your freetime because i feel like this must take up an awful lot of it...
Give it to me straight.How bad is the cygames bot versus the Sweeper.
>>571431653You think any guard or guards will stop an Uma in heat and with her heart set on her trainer?
>>571430575you'll be seeing pedigrees like this more often the more modern umas we get.
sex
>>571431731
I wonder if there's an Umamusume everyone here likes.
>>571431878Tokai Teio desu
>>571431789They have to try! That is their job!
>>571431751If your gonna bot just bot on a FTP burn account. >>571430575>Air groove is on both sides of the family>Sure that'll be fine.
>>571431878
>>571430978wouldn't put it past frogs to up the summoning power and strike him down with lightning mid-race
>>571431653Unless tracen starts hiring uma guards i doubt anyone is willing to risk their life going between an uma and her trainer...Except for tazuna that is.
>>571431701Somebody has to do it so I am sacrificing my free time for the greater good
Bwos how do I stop my trainee from bragging about my penis size to other umas? She caught a glimpse of it when I was showering and it was half-mast, ever since then a lot of umas have been looking at me in a weird wayThis is highly unprofessional, how do I deal with this and keep my job?
>>571432018>Unless tracen starts hiring uma guardsthat would be even worse they would either look the other way because they used to do the same to their torenas now husbandsor they join the uma in the raping in case they
>>571432090I have a solution for you but you won't like it.
>>571431653>>571431789>>571432018It's fine since umas only visit female trainers so no scandals like pregnancies occur
>>571432075but no for real like you have to have the thread up on another screen or somethingwhat are you actually doing with your freetime, im curiousyou playing any games or somethingyou maybe even playing uma?
>>571432197You haven't seen the ones that visit me then.
>>571432090Please respect your trainee's lesbianity
nobody bounces like this
>>571431878My wife Satono Diamond whom I love very much and I don't have a gun pointed at my head right now ok
TORECHAN!
>>571432237Tonight on /uma/Anon tries to comprehend the mind and motivations of the schizoWill he succeed or he will he leave even more confused?
Toreko!
bucket
Kitapits Black
>>571432237>but no for real like you have to have the thread up on another screen or somethingyes>you playing any games or somethingyes>you maybe even playing uma?yes
>>571432389How did they manage to flim me busting when Fusa pokes me.
>>571431878Everyone likes our fuarking umadol
>>571431878Everyone loves Oguri
>>571431630Alternajig for youhttps://jiggie.fun/D_gXUEhttps://jiggie.fun/D_gXUE
>>571432723nice harem
>>571432767XOguri made me hate her
>>571432987You just hate that you don't have her, not Oguri herself.
>>571432904
Onahole
>>571432615
>>571433059This goes hard
Is Falco into her trainer?
>>571428420I need her to look at my penis like that
>>571433047I hate that I make strong fronts with a ton of mid-race pp/dd groundwork med S then somehow an XOguri with 2 mid race skills somehow passes me because lol perfect speed carryover and accel
>>571433251I don't think so. I think she appreciates having such a loyal fan, but an idol like her doesn't really do romance.
>>571432454
>>571431683Yeah, you have paved the way to finishing 3rd
>>571433047I have her and I hate training her specially in MANT
I could have sworn Glory Eyes was Ayabe's song... Ai....
>>571433251Yes she is.But she puts her idol career over it... for now.
>>571431327I put my huge big ningen cock inside of her every night.
>>571433251YeppersBut she's an idol so she can't date her trainer or some bs
>>571433251only if you're a female trainer
Should you kiss your trainee?
whats with the faggy posts rn
>>571433742Give it a rest anon
>>571431327>huge big ningen cockYes thats me!
>>571431683Pacechuds that aren't XOguri don't have a single good accel next CM
>>571433251She wants to have sex with her trainer but because idols need to protect their virginity she has to settle for anal until she retires
>>571433259I would kiss both of them
>>571433251Yes but she's a cuck
>>571433803Yeah. my trainee told me it's a good way to motivate her and she's been winning races a bunch ever since we started kissing
I have not trained a single acceptable ace for this cm. Nor will I met the quota for this month. It might be over.
>While Agnes Digital known as Secretariat's descendant, the grandsire of Secretariat known as Nasrullah, a stallion owned by Aga Khan III, the 48th Imam of Nizari ismaili sect which known as the successor of Assassin sect.>Technically in Uma Musume Universe, Agnes Digital is descendant of Hassan ibn Sabbah
>>571430953can you even return those for coins anymore?
League selection is up. You got 72 hours to finish your aces!
>>571434118
shut up teio
>>571434326
Speed! Power! Stamina!Speed! Power! Stamina!
>>571434438Teio will return when she doesn't have to race miles.
>>571434552
>>571434552Teio!
>>571434118>>571434326>>571434552>>571434767I love Teio
>>571433128>>571432615I want to RAPE Kita's tits
>>571434767diddy ahh blud trainer...
>>571434767
Kita doesn't even know what sex is you sick fucks
TEIO BREEDSEX!
>>571434848Rape Umama??
>>571434909shut the fuck up tranny
>>571435003who?
>>571434969
I want Transcend sex.
>>571433401wife?
I hate story events if I wanted to watch these morons going tee-hee with each other without any input from the player, I'll watch the shitty animesI can't believe goonshit like BA got that aspect right
Abhorrent post
What the fuck is this fag talking about?
>>571435324OK V
Agnes is hugely overpowered and it's ruining this game THERE I SAID IT.
>>571435349Digitan is not that strong
does unrestrained/final push work on cancer cup?
>doesn't read>lets some thread tranny live rent free inside his mind>probably a brown secondary as wellUmazing!meant for >>571435258>>571435348
Transcend x Torechan
>>571435445no, if you're planning to do that just inherit redshift
lmfao
>>571422643>>571422085Tinfoilbwo is /uma/'s randomest anon.
tranny cygey bootlicker thread
>>571435671Shut the fuck up, Grok.
Uh oh, melty
>multiple melties in a rowholy shit
>>571430963If you have the aptitude for the dirt epithet, it's almost always worth it. Very few summer rainbows can outweigh an epithet.
>>571435174>>571435552Marry your bro
I haven't read any event since Brand New Frens
Marrying Tannhauser and having very normal children.
MY PLUG IN BABYCRUCIFIES MY ENEMIESWHEN I'M TIRED OF GIVING
>>571436441Muse used to play good music
>>571436284Yeah, me
>>571436441the bassist never scores
Oh, League Selection started for real, by the way
What do you mean CM already?
>>571436954don't carenot playing MANT
>>571436284
How important is the dodging+prudent combo for fronts? I'm low on points and can choose between those and double circle front corner+straights
>wins
>>571436954im sending the same umas that raced in the last 3 CMs again
>>571437071Is this "Ardan in-game vs Ardan in fanart" thing or "Ardan at X age vs Ardan at Y age" thing?
Mej
I've been walking on the beach in the morning to get back into exercising regularly after not doing it for a while and today I thought I'd walk on the concrete path behind the beach instead but I didn't even get halfway through my planned distance before I felt blisters forming. When I got back home they turned out to be blood blisters too. Umamusume.
Did two ace runs total for CM15. Group B, prepare yourself.
>>571437143bwo same
>>571436905I don't think that applies to Grass, she can just seize her trainer whenever
>>571437080yes ideally you want it sometimes it does very little and sometimes you’ll be ahead of those that dont have it
>>571437197I do a 10-15 minute walk around my block right after every meal. You gotta work up to more than that.
I will just make XOguri in maybe 3-4 runs and run the same 2 debuffers
...
>>571437179
so which uma clubs need to be combined when burnout continues, grand concert will nyot be better
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>571437297God I want to fuck Top Road...
>>571436905It's a supporting role after all...
>>571437437If my club dies out I'm just quitting the game
https://x.com/asdkd123/status/1994140919726236038MILK
next thread will be better
>>571437773God i love this uma
>>571437763Giant umas...
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Next thread will have more Transcend
>>571437535that's me
>>571436737sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571437936Ugh
>>571437998she's not sex
>>571437240>>571437554my guy didn't want to cheat on his gf leave him alone
>>571435258Thanks for reminding me I still have to watch the story for the Taiki event. Broke my heart to hear her cry and I just kinda dropped it.
I need to give Super Creek a hug.
I won
>>571438237That's what he would want you to think
>>571438385but did she win the DAHBY?
>>571438335same
Sex with your bro
>>571433460I get that, her kits wonky as fuck and Mant makes that early career harsh
If you queue right away on reset day, you get to fight all the filler aces while people use their borrows to make throne aces
>>571438618>front>dirteri dont care how many people the the transcend mafia sends, im not pulling her
>>571438618She's not your bro she is your gf
>>571438234She is
>>571437312I went through with the walk, it was about an hour or so, a few miles there and back. I just wore the wrong shoes thinking it wouldn't matter much.
Taking my mandated /uma/ break is nice... now to dive back down this shit hole
>>571438764Cute boy
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>>571439170were your posts too erotic
>>571439197>7
>>571439367>7
>>571439197You are my fav poster itt
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