>Chapter 7 Season 3: Runners | Official Cinematic Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5L24DFTFUo >Chapter 7 Season 3: Runners | Official Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4PFmJkedWc >Pomni and Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus are coming to Fortnite!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibY5qR4CYU8 >He-Man, Skeletor and She-Ra are coming to Fortnite!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKMGHgejaI >Extract and Collect Sprites on a New Map in Fortnite: Runnershttps://www.fortnite.com/news/extract-and-collect-sprites-on-a-new-map-in-fortnite-runners>Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Join the Elites in Fortnite Reload: Elite Strongholdhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/join-the-elites-in-fortnite-reload-elite-stronghold>Laufey’s Distinct Sound Headlines Fortnite Festival Season 14https://www.fortnite.com/news/laufeys-distinct-sound-headlines-fortnite-festival-season-14>A Galaxy of New Star Wars Games are Coming to Fortnite – More than Ever Beforehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/a-galaxy-of-new-star-wars-games-are-coming-to-fortnite-more-than-ever-before>Fortnite Crew June 2026 - Corascanahttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>571326627
>i'm four man deep in this german >and i'm whippin it round the suburban
My heart goesAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanaMy heart goesAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanaMy heart goes nana, nana, nana, nana, nana, nanaTell me if you believe for me your love can make me strongerWhen the fire in your eyes can take me underTo a place where I surrender all my dreams and my desiresThis time I will forever break away from their affectionsNot to go but very gain to your intentionsThere's a sign against my heart that will completely let you goMy heart goesMy heart goes nanaAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanaMy heart goes nanaAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanaMy heart goes nanaAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanaMy heart goes nanaAnd bit bit nanaMy mind goes nanaAnd no no nanahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l724fq8Ae08
>>571435093guh
>This is what they look like in the Sprite PodI don't know how they continue to make these less and less appealing to grind for
>>571435093
>>571435157which one? dreamer was over 2 years ago lol bro
>>571435138as someone who doesn't use backblings at all, I'm over here just lmaoing at zoomers going crazy over these things
>>571435138until they're usable with the mech and they give the mech more color options i'm not going to give singular shit about any of this
>>571435312Jax
>>571435313>as someone who doesn't use backblingsDis nigga got no drip.
epic should break down skins into clothes(tops, bottoms, jackets, underwear, bodysuits, hats, glasses, gloves, shoes, etc), bodies, heads, hair and let you mix & matchthey've already built something similar with metahumans in unreal
Reminder:The Jynxzi twitch drops are live til 7:00 pm pst, only obtainable by watching Jynxzi's stream (or using whatever watch bot you use).Nothing transfers but you can get the legendary elusive Rocket Pass item, Affluenter (Sky Blue) decal.1 hr 30 mins - Jynxzi decal2 hrs. - AffluenterEverything else is repeats from before.
>>571434964i was gonna say that epic needs to cut off the literal who artists but anything goes because they need to pay the UEFN bills
>>571435424doesn’t he say in the show that the audience wants a straight couple or something like that and something about the gays
>>571435650>cut off the literal who artistsThat's one of the biggest zoomer musicians.
>>571435312the faggot rabbit from the troon showhe's also canonically a cuck btw
>>571435621nothing transfers… yet
>>571435781how is he a cuck?? i’ve heard about the tranny one but the cuck one is new to me
Can we skip to the next season already so that next time I'm being chased across the entire map I know it's solely because they think I'm the last of my squad?
This season be like:
Hatsune Miku win!!! :D
why would they name the upcoming update gone wild?
>>571436098Because the girls are going wild. >>571435724
>>571436098Wild woods, summer camp, its summer
>>571435959the creator of the show posted art of him dressed like themselves talking about how glad he is he didn't push the frog character into suicide and how pomni and the frog were destined to "fuck each other's brains out"they called it "Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit"
>>571435959https://bsky.app/profile/gooseworx.bsky.social/post/3moprcfwqfs2a
>>571436098What you don't like tits? You gay? You had your dumb pride month now it's time for fortnite sluts to show THEM TITTAES!
>>571436098The season has a Florida esque theme so it makes sense.
>>571435670Writer confirmed it on their social media or something>>571436098Sounds about average for summer update name
>>571434852CUUUTEEE!!!
>>571435724manifesting summer hsc
Reminder that they could've given Elite Jules a style where she isn't wearing pants and it would've been completely fine.
>>571435093Imagine the smell
>>571436806bubblegum and candy?
>>571436806>>571436859bubblegum and candy with a small hint of sweat*
>>571436481>Genos getting wet and sweatyFloridians don't fuck their own childern they appiled themselves to texans laws open carry
>>571435463>tfw I put Mrs. Incredible in dylan's bikini top and booty shortsGUH
>>571436320Lets go. Raven playing today?
>>571436987guhhh
>>571437107If her condition is good enough, yes
They call me Triple T but all I catch are Ws.
RL drops are up if you watch jynxzi or i guess any of the streamers in the disclaimer, some stuff has been given already but the affluenter decal is a rocket pass item, that said, it's not fortnite compatible
>>571436309doesn’t say he wants to watch em fuck
Just saw that R2D2 is finally coming to droid tycoon in a little less than 6 daysI'm unironically more excited about that than the new sprite pilots lol
>>571437754sure it doesn't, sis
>>571436089Noice
Summer event when?
>>571436320And we're up
>>57143841025 June
>>571436320>>571438683is smasher in goal?
Epic employee here, just here to quickly say that Epic is gonna do another "Christmas in July" schtick next month and they're preparing a new sprite for the occasion.Spoiled incase you don't want to be spoiled.
Burnt peanut sprite in a jar.
>>571438826Yippie for today
AUBEYi got to level 200
>>571439421I'm only level 67
>>571438902When the squirrel skin coming?
>>571435138HOLY CLUHH EANNN I GET TO SHOW OFF MY GIGA RARE GALAXY ZERO POINT THAT I GOT BY MYSELF AND DEFINETELY NOT BY GOING ON A TRADING DISCORD
>>571439459
>>571438902Now that you mention it im surprised timmy hasn't tried promos or collabs with soft drinks ala master chief in the soda or pepsiman, or the fast food collabs gacha games love to do and pull a colonel sanders or ronald mcdonald skin
>>571439421aubeyfag... what is your opinion on autistic pussy?
Current thread theme https://youtu.be/WS_YiilDWLE?si=-pWvwj3gcujZLtbM
>>571440417peak
>>571440546SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Isn’t She Lovely Cover Jam Track when?
>>571440546>Jonesy sweating against a bunch of little girlskek
You will never be a female skin. You have no female rig, you have no female animations, you have no female voice. You are a homosexual male skin twisted by modelers and animators into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back players mock you. Your users are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "squad mates" laugh at your lanky appearance behind closed doors.Players are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of playtime have allowed users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even skins who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a Fortnite player. Your male animations are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to purchase you, he’ll turn tail and refund you the second he pulls out the "Have a Seat" emote.You will never be happy. You crank 90s every single day and tell yourself you're going to get the Victory Royale, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed with every gendered emote, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a Chaos Reloader Shotgun, load a shell, point it to your face, abstract yourself. Your users will find you gone from their lockers, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to play the game with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a male skin is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the shop, and all that will remain of your legacy is a male rig that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
FAAAAAAHHH
>>571441047SAYHISNAME
Why is /fng/ so cracked at futbol?
>>571441053i’ll take Jax either way if u know what I mean ;)
>>571428610drop ign or discord and I gotchu later for any you need. its no trouble.
>>571440546>>571441047>>571441181>>571441198I'm glad that our team has the boys in it while all the other generals have trannoids in theirs
>>571441396>the boys
man...jonesy is so cool
JONESYYYYY
>>571441396Your game has two trannies and theirs has zero.
>>571441053anon I have a wife and kids and girls twice as young than me calling me daddy and they all get on voice and song like this https://youtu.be/yVRidOtV3MY?si=_JSNODQ55M-Wr3tl
>>571441660>tranimeyeah no, they're all trannies lol
>>571441789THATS MY GOAT
>>571441660AND WE WONWHAT NOW
>>571441735>muted by jewtubewtf is going on with this world
>>571441789is that a freaking VW Bus?? lol
>>571442069JONESY MVP
jonesy is so cool and lucky...
>>571438826>>571439432get fucked retard
>>571434242Good stuff, you inspired me to do one https://files.catbox.moe/8chyt8.png
>>571442772GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>571442319idk why u @‘d me, but smasher would have kept a clean sheet
>>571442772holy guh
>>571434852
>>571442772we love haylee
>>571442772>catrin not flatgay
>>571441053As if you couldn't hate him enough already now he's associated even further into troon shit
>>571441251I got you already added, I can just inv whenever you good
>>571442772Interesting account, otherwise based image
>>571442772>>571443180so these the types we got lurking in the general
>>571436290You're kinda paranoid about cuckoldry.
Picked Fortnite again after a few years offThe aim assist is still fucking retarded for console players jesus christ
>>571434852SkyeEllaHayleeRaven Team LeaderSpiceChun-LiHelsieLexaAre these all the gooner essential skins?
>>571443947no
>>571444031Fucking throbbb
>>571443451Yeah we have a real bad tranny+jeet infestation
>>571441396Roster is pretty even on genders, just that most of the guys happen to have important roles. >>571442319Thanks for watching and having faith in YIPPIE>>571441789>>571441047>>571440546Shout outs for all the vids!>>571441181TRIPLE T>>571441198I like it IRL, so do my best to provide the best team tacticsNext weekend we're in the Survival round. We either play /gig/ or /lcg/, both gachas. In the past, /fng/ lost the debut team cup against /gig/ whereas they raped /lcg/ 6-1 in their debut event. So history with both sides.
>>571434242>>571442772cute, i prefer the censored ones
Imake the crowd roar
>>571441053Bruh you didn't watch the show. He'd probably post something like this. Because you're also a deeply closeted tranny.
tonight>Fortnite Drops (x1) [ID: FND0622]>Boundless (x3) [ID: Boundless]>Power Shong's Locker (x2) [ID: PowerShong]>Battle Ready (x3) [ID: BR062226]>Balenciaga (x3) [ID: Balenciaga]>Dance Floor (x2) [ID: VV06221]>Rick and Morty (x3) [ID: SpaceBeth]
>want to use dp's katanas with pen+ink john wick>it doesn't have the pink highlights so even though they're both "pen and ink" cosmetics they don't match
Skebe win!
>>571444396Yea she does
>>571444626good combo, I'm gonna steal that
>>571444242thanks for the game as always, team looks very solid every time, keep doing a good work
>>571444559>Power Schlong's Locker
Consensus /fng/?
Hoes mad. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3cK_8sBjtWg
aw geez Rick
>>571445541Reddit show
this shop sucks
>golden ghost shoes finally backtook damn long enough
She's finally here!!
my The Look emote remains OG
LUNA
>>571445937I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
>>571445871said nobody ever
I ain't never rep a set baby
>Last seen: 300 days ago
>>571446049I just said it.
>>571445889It's the only thing I wanted from Balenciaga and it was pulled like within 24 hours it feels and never again
>>571446069>he didn't buy her when she came out
>>571446069I would've gotten her if she was barefoot
probably the Horniest cosmetic in the game btw
>>571445541Better than majority of the collabs
>>571446207How is that horny?
>>571446207She's the most annoying character in the entire show. I hate that bitch so much.
>>571446265if u watched the show & the credits of the last episode u would know
>>571446302ok jax
>>571446207Beavis and Butthead are in the game.
>>571445758Stop *burp* complaining Morty. We have to go to the penis dimension Morty. We have to g-go to the penis dimension and find a neutronic cum crystal for the *burp* invention I'm working on. It turns cum into vodka Morty! I I I need that crystal Morty just shut up and get in the car.
>>571446265>directly asked the god of their realm for the ability to have sex>has sex in the end credits of the final episode>>571446430they never scored tho
I should buy Pomni
>>571446357>>571446462I saw it in theaters but I only remember Kinger as Santa at the end, must have been subtle
>>571445541>character explicitly known for being in a mech>doesn't have a mechwtf?
>>571446579WHAT A GIGA CHAD, he saw it in theaters!!
>>571446207You are genuinely fucking retardedhttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=12
>>571446462That just makes them even hornier
>>571446657the mech is included in the emote but that's it
>>571442069I miss the game, but thank god we won!
>>571446435I'm never not going to be mad they did all this cool shit for the original bp superman (including being the only skin with a mid-air transformation still) just to ruin it all by making it the N52 suit
>>571446703Ty
>>571446579ragatha walks past zooble and gangle's doorzooble's is closed and has a bunch of hearts coming out of it, gangle's is openedshe realizes whats happening and quickly walks away red in the face
>>571445765>superheroes are all back>still no pickaxeTIIIIMMMM
>>571446712you’re the retarded one for not getting it.
>>571446207>>571446462>A character is implied to have sex once and this means they're the horniest cosmetic in the game What? This game has Kim Kardashian in a latex bodysuit what are you on about?
>>571446907Cute :3How do you know gangle is in there?
>>571447057don't engage with digital circus fags, it's not worth it
I'm retarded, do I need to extract my sprites to keep any progress for them? Like, do I have to extract one at max level to be able to get a max level one? Or is meta progression separate from mid-match leveling?
Haylee is the horniest cosmetic because she's the stereotypical hot cheerleader girl that is meant to be every nerd's crush.
>>571447179who else would it be
>>571447273you have to extract to keep their level
>>571447316were there any nerds at Supernova Academy?
>>571447380Idk maybe she's masturbating
>>571447454yeah, (you)
>Dis nigga got no drip.
>>571447383So if I get a Water Sprite to level 3 in match, then extract it, I'll always be able to enter the match with a level 3 Water Sprite?
Sex with Pomni
>>571447273I WISH you could just extract numerous to fuel exp for mastering itBut no you have to get it to lvl 5 and then extract it
>>571447702well no, it’ll level up during the match when u bring it back. so if u extract a lvl 5 one & bring it back it will be lvl 5. UNLESS You lose it. if u lose it you have to start from 1 again
This is the actual horniest cosmetic because this woman is in a cuckold throuple with her clone and her husband.
>>571445765How is there still a market for Rick & Morty?
>>571446207Penny is horny for husks so no not really
>>571447260I am one.
Hayley x Hope
>>571446162>he thinks i didn't>>571446176but bro
>>571447260Sorry non but im part if the circusfags too
>>571447915underage
>>571448114Current season is 4 for 4 on good episodes
>>571448716???
>>571447260nigga you are in a fortnite thread
>>571448114Well there's always tasteless idiots that'll buy and kind of slop you should already know this
>>571446481I wasn't going to but I got 500 veebs from the pass and that was enough to get her.
haylee win
first game back and the first sprite i find is that uggo lil nut
>>571448587g-guh
she's back in the store
>>571437286If it's true that it goes until 7pm pst, then I'm barely going to make it with, like, 2 minutes left.
>>571447942I like the emote they added with her its neat
>>571449004*smooches remi*
its big bags bussin' out the bentley bentayga man, balenciaga bardi back, know how I give it up
BIG BAD PUSSY
>>571435724if you remember this, you are officially old
>>571448606Fuuuuuck. Maybe I'll get her next time. Beautiful heel and soles
haylee skye
>>571449531
heh, my og balenciaga emote didnt come back
This fucking Princess Bubblegum BITCH baited me with this glitched mythic and tried to kill me.
>>571449004I almost love that absolutely nobody seems to like that faggotI constantly see his Sprite just left behind and people just walking away from it
>>571450157i wish my build lobbies were so low skilled i saw fun skins instead of the same 5 sweat skins
>>571450157based migu
Do you guys think they're gonna keep sprites around for the next season? With how successful they've been in reigniting people's interest in Fortnite BR, I feel like they might even become a permanent inclusion to the game with seasonal updates to add in new types/rarities.
>>571449532>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPRPRRPPprprrrppfffffffff......prprpr..
>>571450464not necessarily sprites, but there will definitely be some form of brainrot fomo collection mechanic for at least the next 5 seasons
>>571450464Knowing Epic and how long everything is planned out in advance they're probably gonna leave after the season but anything tied to the sprites and their mechanics will eventually be fleshed out and put into their own steal the brainrot mode or whatever.
>>571450464i hope not
>>571450784>>571450464didnt there used to be a full on fishing collection log?
>>571449996based
>>571451024yea but fishing is boring as fuck lol
>>571435621Love finding out about this shit when it's too late to watch enough minutes. Could they give a more narrow window?
>>571451087helsie coded
>>571451316Pomni isn't ugly take that back
>still no fortnite total distortion jam track/guitar warrior skin
Triple T...
>>571451654helsie a cute
had to use one of my 20+ portable extractors to extract a lvl 4 galaxy because some guy was lingering around my building. UGH I wish i didn’t have too
>>571449869>>571452020Lexafags never needed to resort to AIslop...
holy shit this season is dogshit>lol le funny peanut streamer!!!>what if we made the most tedious grinding mechanic ever, except you don't even get skins out of itI think im going back to minecraft
>>571452449at least our updates get actual gameplay features lol
>>571451096take that back... now...
hayleeGODS
>>571452593Looks weirdly familiar
>>571452449>except you don't even get skins out of itthis is a good thing retard. means I can skip all of it.
genuinely what they were thinking by adding this to a BP
>>571452593I look like this
>>571452589yeah and the "updates" are like>what if we made every lobby unbalanced and gave massive advantages to the sweats that grind the game 10h a day>here's another battle pass with 9 dogshit skins and 1 skin you actually want>we're raising prices on cosmetics after laying off half our developers and filling the game with bugs
I LOST A SPRITE!!! noooooooooo i legit alt f4 that big ughhh
>>571452593Wait a minute...
>>571452593what effect are YOU taking?>rifts you to the spawn island for a 1v1 duel with another player after leveling up>grants extra dust for extracting low level sprites>periodically sends out a recon scan that marks players, marked players drop extra gold
what a great season
>>571453294meanwhile minecraft updates are uhhh ermmmm ahhh
>>571453198what's wrong with her, at least she's cooler than the faggot with the robot mask
>>571453473I think this little nigga is cute in an ugly way. Like a pug or something.
>>571453640>can see right through EllaFUCKING GUHH.
This general is horny today
>>571453473i was excited for this skin but sweatfags have ruined her
>>571445937I'm probably about to cop.
>>571441397Kino>>571451724RIP
>>571453294here's your yearly mine craft update bro>5 new blocks (cosmetic only) ((all ugly as fuck))>1 new community voted mob (gutted due to conservation concerns) ((all other mobs are scrapped))>ruin combat (again) ((for the 8th time))have fun hope this lasts you until next year
>>571454019go for it, even better if you have her brother sunspot
>>571453640nemia should be more stacked
>>571454207lets not forget>make a new feature that's actually fun and engaging>"uhhhhh actually you're not supposed to use it like that">gets nerfed into the ground
i legit felt pain and anger when i lost my sprite. :/
>>571454718grow up faggot
>>571454207>>571454537infinitely less offensive than some stupid peanut sprite that gives you the best gear at the start of the match if you grind it out
feels good not giving a damn about sprites
old passes?
Reload kinda sucks ass now.being able to just drop from the sky onto someones head is way less predictable than gliding onto someone
I just queued up some squad fills and my 3 teammates dropped at some random corner of the map, traded sprites, and then left the game. Why not do it in trios? Why do this in squads and waste your 4th teammate's time?
do you think make it so that pomnis head fades on ADS like with deadmaw5?
>>571454876just say you're bad at the game
>>571455239no, i think they should keep her a pay-to-lose skin so i don't have to see these shitty characters anymore
>>571455286You're bad at the game
>>571453198This may unironically be the only other good skin in the passEverything else I archived immediately. They NEED to implement a refund process for archiving shit
>>571455286You're bad at the game if you need to grind for starting advantages in a br.
>>571455386stupid
>>571455565every battle pass skin would be worth 100 vbucks then (800 divided between 8 skins)
>>571455476>>571455581shitter's thinking the rarity of your weapon actually makes a difference lol
>>571455386>Poor guy hasn't seen the show and has no idea it's peak fiction
>>>/wsg/6180161>*snort* must catch em all zzzz
>>571455386>he needs to hide around to winHave a chuckle at this weak-ass faggot
>>571455581>costs 15k dust to spawn>takes an hour AT LEAST to fully level up>lose it all when you dieyou are actually the only person with this problem. almost everyone agrees that the sprite system is already too harsh and no one takes their rare sprites into real games to begin with because it paints a target on your back on the spawn island. CONFIRMED SHITTER
i can’t get banned for emoting, shooting the floor, teabagging & throwing up clowns right?
>>571445541Jerry got backbling'd. sadge. I was more hype for Lois cause I'm not that much of a Ricky Martin fan ( I have every other R&M skin this one came out at a time when I'm saving for better stuff)
>sidekick with multiple customization options>you can only get it once>have to lock the customizations to use itlmao
>>571455761Yeah kinda, though it depends on the situation, a couple rarity difference can definitely impact a fight or if you eliminate someone or they get away on a sliver of HP, though player skill obviously plays a far bigger factor since you can kill someone using gold guns with a grey gun if they can't aim for shit and such.
>>571456452you dont have to lock the dogs style in though. collabs don't get that stipulation
>>571456452this dog doesn't have locked customizations since its a collab
What are your thoughts on Shockwaves?It feels like they're becoming an integral part of gameplay, and not just some extra mobility.
should i buy just dance emote
>>571456713you go girl!
>>571456656cancer that ruins the game, but redditors will cry and go poopy in their adult diapers if they're ever vaulted, so they're never going away again
>>571456656I feel like they've always been in the game. Maybe now they are more used due to the lack of other mobility items and vehicles in the lootpool. I'm fine with them. I definitely make use of my 30 second cooldown one in ZB. QoL features are nice. I'm kinda over shockwaves as an item though and I'd prefer grapple or flying type movement better
>>571456656they make the game extremely boring>makes vehicles irrelevant>get out of jail free card>promotes bad habits >now its permanently on a separate inventory slot on a 30 second cooldown
>>571456656i wish nick eh 30 shut up about them because now he's the default strawman for shockwave defenders
>>571456130It's "harsh" because it's testing the waters for grind-to-win mechanics that need only be combined with pay-to-not-grind to become pay-to-win.
>>571456656People have gotten too used to them and I think it's because they're treated more as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Players need to learn to position themselves better and stop relying on them as a crutch.
>>571456656they're iconic to the game in the same way as the grappler and shield potions are. seasons without them feel weird, but i do think they've been made way too common as of late
if abstraction is suicide isn’t that the darkest emote?
>>571457191i always found that pride emote where you're skin just drops dead on the ground to be kinda crazy
>>571456656overdrive grenades saved fortnite, shockwaves are complete cancer and i'm glad they've finally left the lootpool outside of pocket items and that is significantly less cancerous
>>571457080he never hated them for what they are, he hates the fact everyone uses them to run and not to be aggresive, it's impossible to balance a movement tool like that so trying to dictate what you can or can't do with them was naive, i still think they should've been kept vaulted, right now there's no need to replace your pocket shockwave for a portabunker or a shield bubble
I just realized Dylan doesn’t have a Lego style. Gotta be the first original skin to not have one since it became a thing.
>>571457110source: my ass
>>571457191The emote is not how it works in the show but you can imply someone who committed is harassing your skin
>>571453640water > slurp
>>571457191Times have really changed.
>>571457346Well its called a death drop
>>571456287My favorite dance!
was one chest away from maxxing a sprite and I got fucking beamed this shit sucks
Buh.
>>571457842ack
>>571458078you're supposed to camp in the storm opening chests during mastery mondays, fun and exciting gameplay i know
>>571457473Source: I've played these games before.
I'M BOUT TO GET THAT MONEY LIKE A ROBBERYNOW I GOT IT ALL MY ENEMIES WANNA CLOBBER MESQUALOR BE HARDER WE NEED DOLLARS CAMARADERIETHE HOTTER THE SCHOLAR BE THE LARGER THE LOTTERY
>>571456656They were fine at first, but as more and more mobility like sprinting and sliding and such is added they only got stronger and stronger to the point the entirety of ZB centered around them. Overdrive Shockwaves were a step in the right direction to bringing them back down to more reasonable levels.
>>571458631nice bot lobby
>>571455964>all about a troon>peak fictionchoose one
bros, the vbuck boycott?
>>571458871I'll start tomorrow for sure
>>571456452he doesn't have the lock in thing, none of the collab sidekicks doi didn't know either, i assumed all sidekicks had some aspect of one-time customization too and never bothered with them until the dogstill don't really want to use sidekicks tee bee aychuh
The SMGs and pistols are better than the ARs. I don't know if that's just because all the ARs are dogshit or if it's because the SMGs and pistols are OP.
>>571456656glorified dodge roll
i heard there's a jesse lee peterson skin in the works
>>571458871My forthusband needs more emotes, sorry
>>571458804>Girl puts bow on boy she likes for 0.2 seconds>Ahhh troon! My masculinity is threatened! Massive self report.
>>571459594no ones looking at you that hard
>>571459768ive been chased down by like four people at once from the spawn island
>>571456287I was kinda expecting the dog to have voice linesAlso really fucked up Rick & Morty has 3 sidekicks
>>571459602Let me guess: Thor?
Wheelchair anon here! Happy Father's Day! Hope you all had a great day with your old man, I sure did, as I had a nice family carne asada. Also the Punk Sprite is literally the worst Sprite in the game. A small chance of having infinite ammo AT LEVEL 5, is just nowhere near as valuable as having any other Sprite which will actually benefit you in some way lol. Today I give you a duos dub. This is my dub for day 41 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/87tc3g
>>571459049the smg (not the stinger) has saved my ass so many times. I don't even need to aim.
>>571459741I mean that is literally what happenedHe proceeds to gaslight her about him ever even caring or them even being friends to an extreme so she literally disassociates and suicides basicallyThen he does it again to the other friend
>>571460253You know me so well
>>571459768shut up
>>571459768I equipped a galaxy yesterday and had 2 people chase me across the map for it
>>571460418I was talking about the triggered anons but yes there are definitely some similarities.
>>571460705wtf were they thinking by giving her heart pupils?
>>571460964what do you mean anon
>>571460517melty
>>571461109blood
>pomni is 25gross
>>571461359actress again
>>571461406>pomni and dylan are the same age
>>571460705I make this exact face every time I encounter a rare sprite
>theres actually only like 7 sprites>all of the other sprites on the menu are ULTRA RARE reskins that do nothing but cost 10x more to summon>0.000014% chance to get a galaxy spriteholy shit this is even worse than I thought imagine being some 12 year old barely sentient brown latam monkey playing fortnite 10 hours a day trying to get the galaxy peanut sprite
>trying to find any kind of zero point sprite variation on my own
>>571461786Im in bed with my switch 2 trading with my wife jealous much
>>571461927Jealous of your wife, big boymrow...
>>571461927>grown ass man>with a switch>collecting pokemon in fortnitemillennial momentlmao try not to blow your head off when your stupid fat wife divorces you for someone that isn't a manchild
https://streamable.com/6zuqvdFestival if it was good
I'm thinking
>>571462143>manchild
>>571461786basically yeah, finding them in game is impossible.gotta get thru trades until they boost the % or play during power hourwill get easier
>>571461887>TFW have twoI just need Gold and Galaxy
>>571460494Its not like anyone else uses a dude here
>>571462143bodied that freak
I'm so glad Epic has no qualms giving girl skins high heels. I love them.
>>571462341What are your PC settings?
i manually increased my shader cache and my game runs significantly smoother
I like this one
>>571463061valve tier soul
>>571463061Not erotic enough, will never win
>>571463061this is literally that slip sprite an anon made but overdesigned
>>571452020>>571449869What does AI anon use to make these?
>>571463467he's better than the bimbo ai one
>>571463061>more runjak shitNext.
sperm sprite that gives your female skin a big belly
sprite that makes your female skin get fucking naked
just jumped on someone wearing the sprite skin, who proceeded to panic, whip out their extractor, and try to extract their galaxy sprite they had...i felt kinda bad killing him before he could
chances we get better soccer skins in the update? i’m not too fond of Vini
I hope they play more into the interactive myth side of sprites in the future. I think its really neat that they have unique spawns in some areas, but there's some obvious potential for so much more. Its an easy chance to bring back some of the magic that old video game rumors had. Some ideas:>entering the zero point with a sprite has a very small chance of corrupting your sprite into a zero point version>chance to find water sprites in fishing holes>fire sprites sometimes spawn when lighting a campfire>chance for safes to contain a gold sprite instead of barswould make the hunting process a little more intuitive too.
>turn on game>kill 17 sprite autists>finally play fortnite
>>571464560>>chance to find water sprites in fishing holesI think they're doing this with the fishsticks one
is she dropping this patch or next?
>>571464889she's already added, you just need to wait until the weekly shop vid to confirm if it's this upcoming week or the next
>>5714646816..7...>>571464889epic is really allergic to taking things further than a human template
>>571464560more ideas>jumping on beds to spawn a dream sprite>spending gold attracts duck sprites>killing players has a chance to drop a ghost sprite>rezzing teammates attracts king sprites>dancing around sprites on the ground may convert them into punks>opening food containers for gummy sprites>yelling slurs into open mic for the peanut
>>571462894Isn't there the guy who uses Adam and the guy obsessed with Mr. Beast?
>>571465263Literally the same fag
I miss the Supernova Academy POI
>>571465480i stopped playing for a while after they ended bp exclusivity but now im sad because i missed out on her
>>571465584She could get a cope skin in the shop at some point
I wish I could make plays like this in ranked. I swear they did something to ranked, I used to be able to get to Diamond just by playing normally, but now if you're not in the top 5, you LOSE progress, and I'm in GOLD.>>571462952Sure thing.>DirectX 12>60 fps cap (don't need more than 1080p 60 fps)>TSR Medium>TSR Recommended>72% 3D res>Dynamic 3D res on>Nanite on>Lumen High >Lumen High >Shadows Medium>View Distance Medium>Textures High>Effects Medium>Post Processing Medium
>>571465263>ThorWhite>MrBeastWhite>AdamWhite/fngays/ understand superior genes
>>571465736>1080p>72% res>nanitewhy? do you need nanite that bad that you want to play a blurry game at 60 fps?
>>571465951nta but modern fortnite looks like ass without lumen
Wait... Skye with the Balenciys
I have never leveled this fast before, this season built different
>>571466118they're calling it the most pedophile-coded fortnite loadout of all time
>>571466131and fags will still complain about xp being to low
>>571466357i mean creative xp is fucked desu
>>571466118skunny
>>571465263He's a qt
>>571466590he got some fucked up veneers now
>>571466486but creative is for people that dont play the game so its okay
Just like my grandma, this general is getting worse and worse every week.
>>571466972what do you not like about it
>>571466972Unlike this game we care about your grandma
i still can’t believe it’s over….
Friday the 13th x Jaws fit for Summerween.
>>571462894Gays just arent obnoxious like female spammers so you dont think theres a lot of them
>>571467169it's just beginning
>>571466972I'm doing my best to post gameplay... (this is an old clip)
>>571467238>Gays just arent obnoxiousstopped reading there lmfao
how do we save /fng/
>>571467270cool pic but you don’t even know what i meant anon :/
>>571467482Brutality boil gooners in oil
>>571467484what did you mean then anon
>>571467482the fags need to kill themselves
So this was another "Crew skins can return at any time" situation, huh? They even had the perfect opportunity to bring back Meowdas with the new cat sidekick and they just didn't.
>>571467482more women with less clothing and i'm not kidding
>>571466118sick fuck
>>571467762I'm waiting for them to bring back Godzilla. It would definitely sell.
>>571467482We need more butt posts
>>571467763Fortnite finally having slightly more coomery skins is actually going to be great for it longterm.
>>571467948the gooners used to put actual effort into posting
>>571456656SICK and TIRED of these fucking things
>>571456656I was playing some OG and it made me realize how used to Pocket Shocks I got.
KILL KILLLET ME KILL /FNG/
take me back.
Catposters never fail to be one of the worst.
>>571468010a few still do but they're a dying breed around here amongst all the ai slop
Just stole someone's galaxy dream sprite. YOINK
>>571467641The circus show ended and it hit me hard
>>571468398Based sprite snatcher
>>571456656i enjoy using them but i hate playing against someone who is using them
>>571468513ur the krampus one? noook
>>571467238Replay mode is so clunky it makes taking pictures a chore
>>571468345>Buildfags will swear on their parent's lives this is fire gameplay
>>571467482Remove AI slopfags
I love Water Sprite!!!
>expect to see pomni's and jax's everywhere>have seen like 2 jax's total, 0 pomnisclussybros...
>>571468345wholesome buildnigger torture video. more please
Damn should have known Geno had that
>>571468572Indeed I am. I had a lot of fun during the power hours camping near extraction points and sniping anyone with a rare sprite that tried to extract it. The fact that everyone had a self-revive kit meant that I also got to run up to them and look them directly in the face before putting the final shot in their head and taking their precious sprite for myself...
>>571468813i used Jax & Pomni earlier in ZB. I came to end up loving the show even tho it was new to meI see a lot of Pomnis during the morning & Jax is more afternoon at night in my experience
Extracted a galaxy dream sprite and a galaxy ghost sprite this game. hayleeGODS
ngl i really do not give a shit about this sprite gimmick
>>571468813Pomni is a good hang
I HATE TURRETSI HATE TURRETSI HATE TURRETS
>no jax posting so far
I wonder if EMP grenades disable and/or one-shot turrets?
>>571468820no more torture videos but i do miss the ufo's a lot...
>>571469510They disable turrets for a certain amount of time
I don't play build
>>571468813most pomnichads are playing creative
only people that still play builds are ogfags that are too stubborn to admit they spent years learning a mechanic that is now obsolete
>>571469512>>571468345PIIIIIIIIIIIIGSINSPAAAAAAAACEhttps://streamable.com/1wbdls
>>571469860>>571469132ternsbros....
>Folks, they're calling it Runners. Very interesting. Everybody's running. Nobody has ever seen so much running. The mobility is incredible. The Sprites? Tremendous. Some people say they're the best Sprites we've ever had.>In the old days, you'd find a good position and stay there. Now everyone's flying around the map, sliding, sprinting, rotating. You have to move. If you don't move, you're finished.>The storm? Not good. Very unfair. It keeps coming after you. We don't like that.>And let me tell you, the Victory Royales? We're getting them. We're getting a lot of them. People are saying, 'Sir, how do you rotate so well?' I say, 'It's all about positioning. Great positioning.'
It’s the last day they are in the shop anons…
This season is so fucking buggy it's actually a crime
>>571470770Good
>>571470873rude
>>571470770good riddance
Wake me when the evil sister comes to shop
>>571470318>faster buildskek
total jaxfag death
>>571471221>Isn't she lovely>Isn't she wonderful>Isn't she precious>Less than one minute old>I never thought through love we'd be>Making one as lovely as she>But isn't she lovely, made from love
>>571469875I play Build and I started in Season OG (Chapter 4)...
>>571471532
>>571470318Love it
>>571471715holy guh. how do you make these?
>>571471754wym?haylee is real
>>571462894you don't speak for all of us, mayne
>>571471949bodied that freak
>>571470896These anons haven't even seen the show but saw the T word on twitter and got buttblasted.
>>571471949midasGODS
>People still dont know about the visual glitch with sprites>just casually picked up a dropped peanut left there
>>571471949Based midas king
>>571472168well they should watch it, i couldn’t imagine being offended at T words or knowing every trans media there is out there so u can specifically avoid it. why not just watch and see what happens?
>There's some "human" actually camping the extract deep in the storm>Still extracted 6 sprites before he killed meWhat a failure lmfao imagine camping the storm to get nothing
>>571472330KINO
Gods I would buy classy Chun Li
lorebros...does anyone know what the fuck hope is talking about with her visions shit?is it a teaser to next season? she can see the future or something right.
Yeah they capped dust at 200k for some reason, should be 999k
I overlooked Dylan for some reason but damn bros she’s hot as fuck and her boobs bounce. Unfathomable not even a year ago for this game.
>>571473064I bet she gets the ability to see through other loops/universes
>>571472504They should, I think they'd see a lot of themselves in a particular character.
>>571472504>just watch the rabbit cut his cock off bro you might like it just give it a chance bro
>>571473195Kim K unironically saved this game
Time for a taste test. You can get one item/bundle added to the shop. It can be anything from StW founder packs to something labeled every BP that exist or will ever exist, you can also decide the price OrMake one gameplay feature evergreen, Tim Sweeney himself can't remove it from BR no matter what Which do you pick and is the correct answer UFOs
>>571473302Grateful to all the anons who bought her
>>571473297not even remote close to what happens
>>571473297You actually think that's what happens don't you?
>>571473369>is the correct answer UFOsalwaysold passes and rue plz
>>571459741the writer literally said so
hopeGODS
>>571473115It should be 1 trillion
>>571474282No one said otherwise? That is indeed the intention of that scene.
>>571474296I’m finding that it’s easy to get to top 10 and win matches this season cause everyone spends the match sprite hunting
Does anyone else here prefer Solos over Squads? I just don't really find Squads to be more rewarding. Splitting the loot pool up between 4 people seems like it's not worth the tradeoff of also having to pay attention to what the other 3 people are doing.
Nick bros...
>>571474604>woke WolverineWho asked for this?
>>571474673Actually it's conservative wolverine, chuddy
>>571474542Solos is the tried and true method of playing Fortnite. There's a nice ritual to waking up early in the morning, making a coffee and playing a few rounds before getting ready for work. People are generally at their least sweaty at like 5 in the morning.
it’s crazy how people get all bent outta shape over a cartoon where a rabbit feels more comfortable wearing a bow on the ears instead of on the neck.
>>571474741That makes zero sense. You can replace "conservative" with whatever you want because the rest of the post has nothing to do with conservatism.>This is what all liberals want art to be.>This is what all libertarians want art to be.>This is what all progressives want art to be.
>>571474673Hes already woke hes a dirty canadian
>>571474927What's truly crazy is still trying to gaslight after the literal creator of the show has confirmed what the intention was.
>>571474282>Nooo I can't watch a show if the writer says on twitter that one of the characters is secretly trans
Yeah I think /fng/ is fucked right now. I like posting my gameplay but right now the thread is horrible. I'll be back in a few weeks.
>>571475028again like that one anon said, no one is denying that, just silly that there are people who will not engage with the medium because of it
>>571475043Alright man, have a good one
>>571474604>>571474741Not fortnite also he's Mr Mass Market Appeal, of course they was going to put in baby mode so Timmy can play without his mom getting her titties in a twist.Imagine if fortnite had a gore toggle that turns derezzing into gibbets
>>571475043see you tomorrow champ
>>571474927He's not even comfortable with it, he spazzes out over it just like these anons would. Makes ya think.
>i can’t watch anything with a tranny moviemeanwhile they love the matrix and willfully ignore the directors & what they have said. Heck I have even seen anons ask for NEO or a proper wave 2
>>571474542>Does anyone else here prefer Solos over Squads?Solos does feel more rewarding, but I like the social aspect of squads. This game is really boring when playing alone. Plus, squads can feel rewarding too when you 1v4 and carry your team.
>>571475320These niggas think troons are everywhere while theres like 200 of em irl because the rest are posers online
Imagine thinking a silly rabbit cartoon character is transgender because it wore a bow once. This is a whole new level of obsessed.
>>571474604I love seeing people dunk on himBut I still want him
>>571475603I can name another cross dressing cartoon bunny we all know and love..
>>571475603Well it was implied but who cares if someone is a tranny. who cares if the purple bunny is trans? That is literally the extent of Jax openly being trans & not in a ironic way
>>571475762Name them (zee what i did there) we would love to hear about another cartoon cross dressing male rabbit that has kissed other male animals
>>571474741>Twitter user once again has absolutely zero fucking idea what Conservative even means
>>571476000bungs bunny
>>571476000You blew it at the end. Made it clear you already had the answer in your head.
>Random Galaxy King Sprite as I'm just fucking around Hey I'll take it
brace yourselves, as if shitting up the rest of the internet wasn't enough, the TADC fans are here to shit up the thread as well
>>571475887>Well it was impliedNo it wasn't your just fucking obsessed as hell.
i still cant believe that they gave pomni these weird red-tinted teeth and NOBODY complained about itwho gave the fucking thumbs up on that?
>>571475041>>Nooo I can't watch a show if the writer says on twitter that one of the characters is secretly transThis, but unironically
she's so fucking hot
>>571476342it got overshadowed by jax's whole face looking like shit
>>571476056They're just conflating cuckservatives with the woke right. Woke right values art (if it isn't "degenerate") while cuckservatives consider art a product for making money and nothing more. This is why they're the only people who like AI slop.
Next battle pass looks crazy
>>571476410Too many tattoos in my opinion.
>>571475320I always interpreted the Matrix as anti-government pro-gun action slop. It's not like they had the main character as a crossdressing hippie. I think the first time anyone said it was related to trans was 15+ years after the fact.
>>571473207even the universe where she's my gf?
Aubey if she real
>>571476129of course I did, it only serves to point out how stupid it is to watch and rejoice over bugs bunny in the game (when he has done gayer & more trans things) compared to Jax.
>>571476712you know who said it? The directors because they are trans!!Apparently it’s always been rooted in trans. but times were different back then so you couldn’t troon out & be accepted especially in hollywood
>>571476759>when he has done gayer & more trans thingsYet he's not gay or trans and you were supposed to laugh at those moments. Jax being trans on the other hand is played completely straight.
>>571476727>foxy plushieunfathomably based
I wonder why the Balenciaga emote hasn't returned
>>571476493and yet they both top the best sellers every day that theyve been out, with the exception of SOME new skins and emotesif (when) we get a wave 2, you know that theyre going to be just as rushed
>>571476920This. It's not gay if you kiss your buddy as a joke or dress like a girl as a joke or maybe both at once... As a joke...
>>571476920>lol look at me i was only pretending to be gay when i kissed the man and dressed up as a lady. >i was only pretending to be gay putting on lipstick to kiss a manright…
>>571476410If she doesn't come to the shop this summer I'm quitting forever.
I will NOT bring my sprites into battle royale!I will NOT play in fill squads!I will NOT be pressured into trading sprites!I will NOT participate in the sprite-slop economy!
>>571476727>autistic girls get a pass on their bullshit because of the warm hole>autistic guys live on dante must die, unless they troon out, at which point theyre on medium until their early 20sby the way, from experience: DO NOT interact with autistic girls. doesnt matter if shes an epic gaymer or whatever, you WILL regret it. i will not expand further.
>>571476161>Galaxy Earth next matchBOYS WAITWE'RE COMING UP
>>571477275Not listening to your advice
>>571477425i look forward to your downfall
>>571476727Post the rest
>>571475449They think it's very common because they see a closeted troon several times a day.
every gamer girl I've dated (only 2 have been gamers) has cheated on me. there is something wrong with those chronically online type of whores.
>>571476908I don't remember them being trans back when the movie came out. Didn't they transition years later?
>>571477457That would imply I have anywhere to fall. I'm already a several mentally ill autistic NEET loser so my only hope is finding a woman online that's in the same situation as me.
>>571477491
>>571476519>making money is LE BAD!I remember a time when liberals valued the economy.
>>571476410>Mutt face>Mental Illness Piercing>Degen tattoos>Awful bodyYou guys really do have horrendous taste in skins and women
>>571476908yea because it was socially taboo to be gay back then. imagine how much more taboo and rejected you would have been if you flat out said ur a tranny and want money to develop a major blockbuster movie franchise… wouldn’t have happened
>>571477567Anon... I just can't, someone else tell him.
>>571476410>Beautiful face>Cool Piercing>Amazing tattoos>Sexy bodyYou guys really do have great taste in skins and women
>>571477780meant for >>571477563
>>571477802Tell me what? That one day I'll find my soul mate and live happily ever after?
>>571477749Please work on your reading comprehension.
>>571477275>DO NOT interact with autistic girlsI'm traveling to go fuck one as we speak kek.
>>571477567In that case you should probably just avoid dating autistic women altogether then. For a successful relationship with one you have to be a pretty well adjusted, patient person with a decent income and an ability to take care of yourself and others. You have to put yourself together first before even considering dating an autistic woman otherwise it will be abject misery for both sides. I am telling you this for your own sake, become a semi-well adjusted, productive member of society before even attempting what you're about to do.
>>571476634Apparently the guy here playing Kingger is actually 49 years old
>>571477567>finding a woman online that's in the same situation as me.I'm being 100% serious about this btw: She will cheat on you if she ever gets attention from a more successful/normal guy. Like you said, you're a mentally ill autistic NEET. If another dude ever comes along who has a normal life/career, she will cheat on you for him. You will be devastated and she will ruin the idea of love for you.
>>571477971That's a man.
>>571477983None of that is possible for me to do, sadly. I've tried many times.>>571478009I'm sorry that you don't believe in true love but I do. We'll both have each other's backs and love and help each other as much as we can.
>>571477510>tolerate dogshit multiplayer games>gain insane value because of this from literally every low value man>get your pick of whichever one immediately provides and can swap on a whim at no detriment to yourself>do so because you are almost definitely a low value woman, but you feel like youre worth anything because youve got a legion of men in your ear telling you that youre perfect because you play mercy for one game a day then get bored and scroll tiktokthis is the best way i can put it>>571477567this mindset will never not be funnywhy do you think that retarded gaymer women wont just do the shit i posted instead of lowering themselves to youmaybe try to improve yourself a bit instead of hoping for scraps that will abandon you the moment they find anything even slightly better
>>571477896You just implied that making art solely for making money is bad and wrong, which further implies that money is not a good thing in and of itself. It's not that I don't have good reading comprehension, but that I logically deduced an implication based on the assumptions made therein.
>>571477971you can still turn back
nothing wrong with pumping and dumping an autistic girl. but don't bother dating them. they're low-value women and offer nothing for you except a warm hole.
>>571478141They wouldn't be "lowering" themselves to me, we'd be on the same level. We'd be the only ones that understand each other and what it's like. I don't know if you guys are trying to make me give up and kill myself or what but it's not happening.
>>571478117>>571477870
>>571478117Gonna be real with ya senpai, don't do it. You're romanticising the idea a little too much there and neither of you have the tools or ability to truly support each other, you're just going to hurt each other. Please continue seeking support for yourself and working on achieving independence.
>>571478339we're dudes who have dated the exact type of girl you're talking about and all of us have had bad experiences.like i said in this post >>571478009, she will not hesitate to dump you if another guy comes along who is more successful/normal. it's how women work; they just want a guy who they can leech off of. so that's why like >>571478141 said, you need to work on yourself, build up a successful life, and then you can actually look for a real relationship.
>>571478272>I feel wrong when a woman uses me, but I have no qualms about using a woman
>>571478176>money is not a good thing in and of itselfWhy would it be? You're supposed to buy things with it, not put it in a shrine. You can't serve God and Mammon.
>>571478474>>I feel wrong when a woman uses me, but I have no qualms about using a womanthe difference is that women can have sex whenever they want, they just have to show up. men don't have that ease of access to sex.
>>571478339>They wouldn't be "lowering" themselves to me, we'd be on the same levelnumber one, >>571477275number two, assuming youre both "severely mentally ill", the pipe dream of "we will both understand each other and make things work :)" is such a self-righteous pipe dream that its comical. you or her have a single bad day and all of a sudden its a cycle of emotional abuse and meltdowns that can only ever go back to normal for a short while, before it inevitably goes back to dogshit.nobody wants you to kill yourself, but if you honestly believe what youre spouting then youre only setting yourself up to get hurt. instead of throwing your hands up and accepting your situation, hoping for the day that you SOMEHOW manage to pull>autistic girl>somehow attractive enough for you but not attractive enough for anybody else>is mentally ill but somehow manages to keep it together for you, who is also mentally illyou should instead make a real, honest effort to actually improve your mental well-being and lifestyle, so that you can pull the person you actually want and be the person who THEY would want.
You guys are incredibly cruel. I'm just going to ignore all your "advice" and still wait for my soul mate who is in the same situation as me and we can support each other. That's what keeps me going.
>>571478642>improve yourself>uh no thats cruel. ill stay exactly as i am and good things will magically happen to megreat, one of thoseabandon ship everybody
>>571478481Do you not trade things for the purpose of making money?
>>571478715I've tried countless times and every time it's nothing but failure that makes me even worse. So yeah you are cruel as fuck and should stop trying to crush people's hopes and dreams.
>>571478808its only failure when you stop tryingwhich you have
>>571473195Dylan is a great skin.
>>571478642Bro you are setting yourself up for failure, don't do it. You are going to hurt yourself and others, just work on yourself a bit and do stuff outside of the house. I literally think I'm Ochako and I'm telling you what you're doing is a horribly bad idea.
today i learnt that aubeyfag likes aubey because he's an autistic retard like her
I'm just gonna leave this thread now and go watch cartoons and forget about all this shit. Good luck finding some other lonely autistic person to bully into giving up and ending it all I guess, you failed this time.
why do people avatarfag here still and expect kindness?
>>571479223stop thinking its all about you for a single second
>go watch cartoonsKEKAROOOOOOOOO
Don't fucking bully anyone here anymore
>you failed this time.we failed so hard we made you ragequit the thread
>>571479281To be fair everyone avatarfags here. It's pretty inevitable given the nature of the game and all the skins it has.
>>571479334speak for yourself
what the fuck did i miss
zoey fortnite
I am running into so many literal 10 year olds while doing sprite trading, its crazy how parents let these kids online unsupervised.I mean I was on the internet unsupervised but my parent's generation understandably didnt get the internet, modern parents have no excuse
>>571479424honestly nothing that mean especially by this threads standards
>>571478921>I literally think I'm OchakoI'd like to hear more about this.>>571479223We're literally just telling you to get a job lol. You can't date women without getting a job that's just a basic fact of life anon. If you're having a hard time tell your parents to help you.
holy shit
>>571479524>>571479531huh
Hey guys long time no s-
>>571479524>>571479531>8 seconds apartwoah
>>571479649stupid snack
>>571479607>>571479653the girls are hungry...
mira fortnite
>>571479524>while doing sprite tradingThat's why. Just play the actual game lmao I'm getting flashbacks to tf2 hat trading, time is a fucking circle.
>>571479761I play the actual game when I'm leveling said sprites or playing with friends, but if you just relied on drop rates you'd literally never get them all by the end of the season, you have to trade
>>571479524i saw a guy telling people to text him and his name was just literally his phone number
>>571479524>I am running into so many literal 10 year olds while doing sprite trading, its crazy how parents let these kids online unsupervised.I was thinking about this the other day too. Kids arranging to virtually meet up with random strangers on the internet (adults) so they can trade Pokemon just feels weird.
>>571479812>you have to tradeNot gonna lie I only care about shooting stuff I have no intention of engaging with this whole mechanic
>>571479549Ain't nothing much to it pal, I'm just Ochako from the hit video game Fortnite! Est. 16/12/22.It just sorta happened and it's like a brainworm that never truly went away.
>>571479952Well I like both
I just found a dude named Epstein_Fortnite in my ranked game, he was using Elite Jules.......
>>571480417>Elite JewsKek
>>571435724Where is the uncensored versions please?
>>571480696>go on bro, post the uncensored version so i can report you for NSFW
>>571480696check your DMs
>>571480184i am zoey fortnite
>>571480751Yeah but I would masturbate first so it is fine.>>571480804Thanks
I need round 2 of /co/ moms
>>571480696Check last thread. At the end.
>>571481212we already have opal for this bodytype
>>571481440Nice
>>571479281i dont want kindess i want obedience
>i dont want kindess i want obedience
>>571482267I will now buy your skin
This place sucks
>>571482573mad because you can't report accounts here? LOL
>>571482573my dick
what settings do you play on?
>>571482267holy shit helsie, lay off the cheez its
>>571482848Max settings but I feel like I really shouldn't
>>571468813I was playing Duos the other day and we downed a Pomni/Jax team near the end of the round. Overall, I've seen more Jax tho
Over a thousand skins to choose from and you peoole really obsess over the most mid/bad shit imaginable >Aubrey>Helsie>PomniMy god what shit tastes
>>571482573>>571483429who shat in your cereal
>>571483429ok zavala now go back to jerking off to adam and that one indian default
>>571483429bodied those freaks
she has a very jewish face
dead gamedead general
>>571485457and the whole site is better for it
dead sneeddead feedand the whole chuck is better for it
>>571468345>>571469512>>571469910Fuck bros... take me back, I just didn't know what I had until it was taken from me...
I miss when Chun Li was considered the hottest skin in the game.
>>571486912Post off-model garbage completely negates your lamentationd
>>571488208damn, my lamentation has been negated
kpop win
the amazing digital dub
i wonder if all of our american friends are having sweet dreams right now...
>>571492001NO im just waking up
>>571483429The aubreyfag is black so I’m not surprised
>>571492001Might get an job interview so I won't be able to cum alongside you guys no mo'
>>571445541>the character that brought the curse of the mech suits doesn't have one and instead it's degraded to a sidekickif I were a redditor I would be very mad
>>571494315the mech is part of the emote but yeah its dumb
>>571445541where are my testicles summer
>>571474741>if you want to be able to play the game with your kids in the room you're an evil fascist chud who hates art uhuh
>>571497373utter dogshit
>>571497373*rubs hands in making money online by playing my favorite videogame, the sprite black market is blooming*
>>5714973735x NEW SPRITES COMING JUNE 25 Striker: Gain Overdrive when you Mantle or Hurdle. Unlock it by scoring a goal at the new Soccer Pitch POI Fishy: Swim speed way up, plus a brief movement speed boost when you take damage Aura: Gain a Shock Rock charge when you deal enough damage Boss: Boosts your max Health and Shield. Drops from any Boss Grim Reaper: Anyone who attacks you gets marked for a duration
>>571497373all will have variants...oh god
Mornin', /fng/.
>>571483875You mean cute?
>>571468813dw, I had one doing party hips in the lobby yesterday.
>>571477275>girl [...]get a pass on their bullshit because [...] warm holeA TALE AS OLD AS MAN HIMSELFREFORGED BY A BITTER SOUL...
I’ve been playing this with my two boys the past week and we keep getting victory royale because we seem to only get matched against literal toddlers.
>>571497373more sprites to collect, yay!
Aubey mentioned
>>571499054now try playing OG
Okay I won a game, back to StW
>>571498440Usually the skin should be an idealized version but the real waifu mogs.
>>571497373>Striker: Gain Overdrive when you Mantle or Hurdle. Unlock it by scoring a goal at the new Soccer Pitch POInew sweat drop unlockedSearch 7 Chests at Risky Reels all over again
Not complaining about 3 blitz bots in a row
>>571497373they did not understand what made people like sprites at all
>>571497698>Unlock it by scoring a goal at the new Soccer Pitch POI>Drops from any BossThat's going to be annoying.
>>571500658thank god we can trade these
>>571500658You just have to do it once.Everyone ignores the bosses.
>>571500843>Everyone ignores the bossesYeah but now people have a reason not to.
>>571500658>BY JOVE I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME>OH THE HUMANITY
>>571500843that's going to change with the addition of the boss sprite and its rare varients, assuming they only drop from bosses
>>571500843>Everyone ignores the bosses.Unless they hear gunfire of course.And now with sprite drops it's gonna be the bug queens all over again.
>>571501208I hope you're right, that shit was actually hilarious. As someone who isn't mentally retarded you see, I don't give a good god dag about sprites or whatever and you can go jack off to them somewhere else. Im not going to deal.with it any longer.
they buffed bot lobby sprite exp gainschest is now +38 instead of +19
>>571468813if you play daily, youre most likely in the unemployed lobbies and not the fun lobbies. and also you gotta understand that people prefer using fun skins in non-BR modes. more often than not, you have to fight against condom skins crouch spamming with a ttv on their name, just like in this video https://youtu.be/jmh4o6bPIeQ?si=xnT9nIAN4W0IahFB&t=216
>>571503110we're so back
>>571503110>buffedits monday dingusdouble xp
wtf are bot lobbies???
>>571503875play with an account under total account level 10, make them leave at the drop. the whole lobby will be bots. safer for trading or mastering sprites if you don't feel like being chased. (theres bot accounts that you can invite as well that do the same thing but they are buggy) enjoy
>>571503875brand new accounts get put in lobbies without any other real players so they don't lose their first game and get discouraged from playing
Can they show the damn og pass already
AUBEYwhat the fuck happened earlier
>>571503110just drop far away in a normal lobby, a fucking produce box gives you 150xp and there is healing everywhere
>>571497373>3 grim dark edgelord spritesmy favorite
>Work all week to get extraction mcguffins>Wait till saturday for extra drops>Now sprites on thursday>Double XP mondaySo it's a job, this season is just wagecucking
>>571480184Well I hope you find your Deku and maybe a Bakugo to NTR him with. (Does that happen in the show? I didn't get past season 2 but it seems like that would happen kek)
>>571497373dunno why they didn't give ball sprite the normal eyes he looks weirdfish sprite should have a 3d face
Welp
>>571507425the AI did, they just went with it
>>571507593toss it
I've still never seen a zero point sprite
>>571507593is it supposed to be rare
>>571508279I think last week it was supposed to beNot paying attention to the sprite stuffI just drop and kill kill kill
>>571507425It's because of the upcoming Blue Lock collab
>>571507593damn she thick
what do you even get out of farming these sprites? lol
>>571508550youd get to show it off on a shitty backbling in 5 years from now, which most wont care
>>571508550You get to advertise that you're 11 and brainrotted.
>>571505685A group of assholes were mean as hell to a vulnerable disabled person that was opening up about their life and their hopes. As someone with a disabled brother that shit pissed me off and I wish I was in here when it was happening to defend him.
Last day in the shop bros
>>571508279yeah, it has the "mythic" rarity just like the normal zero point sprite
>>571508510dam str8
>>571508951Good, the less people that have her the better.
>>571508890We literally just encouraged him to get a job and try to fix his life instead of ruining it looking for irl Tomoko
>>571508951tick tock anons
>>571480417you mean Pete_Fortnite?
>>571480417>can have epstein in ur epic>CANT name a sidekick epsteinhuh….
>>571509839Gamer tags are above fortnite control
>>571509351Which is clearly not something that's possible for them given their situation. All your advice will have done is make them feel like shit and that's why they retreated to a safe place aka watching cartoons. Also the "irl tomoko" hope is clearly what motivates them to stay alive so why try to convince them otherwise?
>>571477085haha that would be embarassing right?? haha
>>571477085On my HS graduation night and all my friends and girls did spin the bottle and the girls got super turned on when me and my bros kissedAnd we used that power to kiss the girls
>>571510008If he doesn't improve his situation sooner or later he's likely to kill himself anyway. Maybe that's too blunt but it's true.
>>571510553I wish I was still cute enough for that to work.
It’s Hana’s birthday
>>571511732BEHOLD: THE FIRST SKIN WITH 0 SALES
>>571511787no way
>>571511732i'm gonna cop, i already have all the superman cosmetics from last year so i'll just use those because i KNOW they're going to lump in the shitty krypto sidekick with her bundle
>>571511732Uggo
>>571511787I guarantee some pathetic retard in this thread will fixated on that ogress
>>571511732Yeah I'll cop, would be nice if she also gets the unique skydive and can use the in-built version of Daily Planet glider
>>571511732looks better than the real actor but still bad tho
I hate my gender so fucking much. I had a 50/50 chance to roll female at birth and I fucking blew it. Now I'm stuck like this for the rest of my life. Fuck.
Golden Touch is returning next month with a price increase sadly>July 17th, 2026 @ 8PM ET - August 15th, 2026 @ 8PM ET>Price Change:$13.79 to $17.99
WHERE'S MY FUCKING ZERO POINT SPRITEWHERE IS IT TIMMY
>>571512587look on the bright side
>>571512638Nice her pack is coming back but it's retarded how paid packs have gone through 2 price increases now. First was because of Lego tax and now just a pure greed price hike
>>571511732i hope she has a trenchcoat style
>>571512587Same
>>571512587fag
750
>>571511732Jiggle Status??
>>571513383>>571513383>>571513383
>>571512638a small price to pay for future Marigold enjoyers
>>571514356ehhhh i guess demi looks nice...
>>571508550progression rewards and for the backbling. only pilots (base) can be used for skin.