Previous: >>571420563>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Teio!
waheykinda funny there's a concert in LA but I'm never stepping foot in america
TACHYON Love.
There's this uphill I have to cross whenever I took out the trash and nowadays I whisper to myself "yosh ikuyo" before tackling it.
I told my trainee that I'm planning on dating a female trainer and she ran away sobbing for some reason. Turns out she had feelings for that same female trainer.
You should race in the Japan Dirt Derby to receive Fuji Kiseki starpieces.
We need a tsundere+ojou-sama+sadist Uma.
>D*rt missionsI shan't
dozo
>>571452662Ruby...
I wish that there was a game just like umamusume pretty derby but instead of lesbians the umas were straight. It would heal my soul.
>>571452697Kris Pee would be clearer
Falco's smelly feet full of dirt in my mouth
>>571452772why are they looking at me like that
>>571452858I hired them to stare at you
>>571452801
AkoocheeAkoocheeAkoocheemoyaWe are far from the bones of our ancestors. We are far from the sacred places.AkoocheeAkoocheeAkoocheemoya
Finally finished with my Solo AceWhich means13237885Rooms time!!!2200 Hanshin Takarazuka Kinen
why do you get fuji coins for the dirt DAHBY she never ran that race OR has dirt stats
>>571452772raped by the great grandmaraped by the grandmaraped by the momraped by the daughter
>these stat at hopelessToo bad this is a parent run
I forgot to mention but Marche standing in for Orfevre made me happy beyond words. They need to release the Gold Triumph art with her in it.
>>571453085those stats look fine
Is any of these upcoming characters heteroromantic? It's my biggest fetisch
>go to london for the umapyoi live concert>get my wallet stolen by a retarded cannibal >"oy, ya got tha trainer license, mate?">explain what happened>they kick me out of the venue>outside, there are cops>explain what happened>they arrest me for racism
>another S-less runsweepy, take the wheel
>>571453085
>>571453014Couldn't give a fuck about your rooms because it will be just you and Umama ERP'ing
>>571453236Damn, early charming?
>>571453236she's so sexy
>>571453236Turn her into an ace and make the Mejiro family proud.Cute pits
>>571453014Signups just started you have no excuse>I-I'm waiting for ThroneLAZY FUCKThat's 2 days of Ace making before Round 2...Living on the edge aren't we now???Maybe if you're doing XOguri + Double Dom that could work out but if you are running fronts you are playing a DANGEROUS game pal
>>571453230Such is life in Londonistan
Stego cute.
>>571453021Yes
>>571453583Nobody cares dude, really.
kingu love
Rice bebi
>>571453583why are you trying to turn into a new avafag
>>571453705I'm the groom btw
>>571453682Rice baby!
>>571453236I look like this by the way
>>571453657Nobody cares about playing the game?Am I in the wrong general?Is this not /uma/?This is the only general I post in on /vg/ there must be some mistake hereWhere else would I be
burger kingu
>>571453891>Am I in the wrong general?Yes.
The Pony Girl and the Wolf Prince is overpowered and it's RUINING this game there I said it.
>>571453891/vm/a is that way
>>571452917the two worst protagonists together
>>571453879heyyyyyy I have some shoujo manga
you guys SUCK
>>571453891/vm/a is better if you want to actually talk about the game. /uma/ is the place if you want to talk about thread celebs
next thread will be better
V is falseflagging at maximum levels rn
>>571454189proof?
>>571453014So close....50119788
>>571453891I'll add to the tackle but yes you are in the wrong place. This is a circlejerk for avatarfags and schizos
I want Fuji Kiseki to mark me. When I was a new trainer, I relied heavily on the support of others. Aoi and Tazuna especially. I would bring them up from time to time when talking to Fuji, and she was always polite about it. Always talking about how it was good that I understood that I could always find a way to improve, especially if I wanted to make Fuji's dreams come true. The mistake came when I said I should take Tazuna out on my next payday, to thank her for all of her support. Fuji still smiled. Her eyes still shined. I should have known that her eyes shined like black ice. It all happened in an instant, my back slamming the door just as Tazuna's shadow appeared, ready to come in. Fuji's hot breath against my jaw, her fingers pushing into my sides. I couldn't stay anything. What could I say when Tazuna was right outside, asking if something was wrong? Every time I thought to speak up, Fuji moved again. The sound of my belt undone felt like the loudest thing in my office. Louder than her panting as every exhale made me hard. As soon as I was erect, Fuji's tongue was on me. Around. On the underside. But more important were her hands. Her hands digging hard into my hips, pressing, digging. Leaving small fingerprint sized bruises. Tazuna doesn't come to the office anymore. Neither does Aoi. Every week, Fuji makes sure that my bruises are still fresh. An easy mood-up event.
>>571454272The voices said so.
>>571454472sex
>hits festive and angling>winsglad I listened to witgod this time
Mihono
>>571454394I would
>>571454530Bourbon
My German wife enjoying some sunshine.
>>571454293Sweepy all you had to do is stay in 6th...40177226>>571454127I will never betray /uma/ If /uma/ has one poster I am that poster
GL will save us from the doomers
>>571454720Nobody cares avatarfag
>>571454720sunk cost fallacy
Umar-marsoomay
>>571454501If it's S Maru then she fully benefits from festive anyway
what is V? or who is V? what the fuck are you talking about?
>>571454824ya it was smaru, I just tried doing the festive thing because I never did and it looked fun
>>571454720You are based and cool SweepyposterNever give up
I'm afraid it's been 9 years...
My heart is full.
>>571454720>Sweep in 4th beginning of race for 2 seconds >no more uniqueWouldn't have mattered but ....32719568
>>571454886it's just a weird reference to V for Vendetta that this community constantly makes - they pretend that it has to do with a real person who plays Umamusume: Pretty Derby but it's actually based in a creepypasta that somebody wrote about Special Week being murdered by Natalie Portman
>>571455034my heart is full of cholesterol
V won
Holy fuck I am so stinky today
>>571455124-t. shinko windy
I don't have anything ready for the sprint CM
>>571455160Shinko Windy would not actually smell bad. She would smell earthy and wholesome, like a wild animal.
>>571454886V is a shitposter avatarfag from this general that has legitimately mindbroken /uma/ into a state of perpetual doom alongside MANT>>571454720I admire your loyalty sweepposter, we will see better days soon.
this is my wife
>>571455207genuinely who cares about sprint gambling, it's the last CM for MANT anywayjust wait for throne and cook some shit
DIG HERE, WINDY!*stretches out butthole*
>>571454886
are there race conditions that NSM isn't good for?
>>571455047>Sweep crying in her non podium after race animation God I want to shove her into a locker73672531
>>571455220ok windy you can stop posting we know it's you. nasty ass dog
Spe-Chan no sex trainer-san
>>571455207Sprint CM is still weeks away and unlike what some people think, you don't need to start prepping that far in advance if you don't want toJust take it easy
>>571455352Track layout and length, less useful on shorter tracks (generally). Witgod had some explanation for it I think. I still like getting at least Nimble Navigator even if its a gamble
>sweepy fag constanly making rooms waiting for Umama Unrequited love
>>571455413>God I want to shove her into a lockerSweepyposter wtf
>>571455220you cannot tell me you believe windy would take a bath without hishiama actively wrestling her into it
>>571455351>the V stands for Vivlos>Victoria Frontier is mainly attributed when Vivlos is brought up>V is VFIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>571455351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDas9dUIZWwV sisters mention!
>>571455220-t. stinko windy
>>571455552Shinko Windy would not actually smell bad. She would smell earthy and wholesome, like a wild animal.
>>571455496How can you NOT have that urge with Sweepy?????UghIt's too much sometimes....
>>571455489They're actually mutuals and Sweepyfag have on several occasions reserved spots for Umama to join using the mutuals feature
>>571455658It's literally known they are on discord together.
Nothing makes me UOOHHHHHHH more than watching my TINY Nishino Flower race down the track in the Sprint CM. She is so tiny and cute, I just can't stop myself. This CM is going to be fucking fantastic Take Intimidate on your aces
>>571454886real answer: some schizo who avatarfags with Narita Top Road and Hishi Miracle. he wanted to be a respected thread celebrity by spamming bullshit advice and rooms he never posted the results of because he kept losing, he was so annoying someone dedicated his entire day to scare him away which eventually succeed and now he no longer avatarfags and people avoid him as much as possible. of course this doesn't mean he stopped shitposting since now he replies negatively to anyone posting their rooms, just like the guy who wanted him gone
>>571453891Game is dying, we cant even get to 25k cutoff anymore. GTA 6 will be the final nail in the coffin
>>571455603Cygames want us to marry our trainees?
semen: retained
>>571455827never forget he got caught shitposting about other room makers
>>571455413>Shadow Break+NSM right at end...52468443
>>571455836what gave it away?
cm15 status?
>>571455603>get told where and when to propose, here and nowI feel like this should not be as fulfilling a fantasy as it is
>>571455970>
>>571455970Solved
Staygoldfag is worse than V but this thread isn't ready for that conversation.
>>5714559703 LATES 0 MEDIUM S
>>571455970I want to win because it's my zodiac sign
>>571455552this is who you're calling stinky btw
>>5714559701 "ace" ready, 2 dogshit copers en route, its overi dont have xoguri so ill be happy to just get into A finals
>>571455831>GTA 6 will be the final nail in the coffinfor videogames that is. normalfags have such high expectations and it will not be able to satisfy them, which will lead millions of "gaming is so dead bros" from people who only play the yearly sports slop
>>571455970My hog isnt winning any of the practice lobbies
>>571456039V USED to be a menace but since his major defeat stegofag has made great gains. It's all geopolitics
>>571456136good
>>571455920Mambo btfoing Sweepy just like how Sweepy keeps jobbing in the American JCC95490991
Everyone ready for the massive meltdown when anons saving 60k carats cant MLB Agnes Tachyon
>>571455970i will throw 5 borrows at a new hog when throne drops but until then im just using the first hog i hit med and turf S on
>>571456289bitch I have 120k and bet I still can't mlb her
>>571456289just buy carats
>>571455831Nothing is gonna happen, people will shit on GTA6 but will spend the next 10 years gargling whatever crap rockstar shits out. Gaming is unironically over because people simply won't stop buying.
>>571455920>>571456276My Inari winning both of these is gaslighting me into thinking she won't job every single race in the actual CMThanks for the rooms. ganbare sweepyanon...
Rubytore deserves a better trainee.
Genuine question why host when 2 of the teams just the same ones over and over again? It doesn't even simulate "CM" environment anymore.
>>571455970definitely feeling the burnout, going to focus my attention on Leo 2 with Sprint BNW. Not going to rebuild with Throne either, whatever happens happens.Very glad that Ticket has a B in Pace so I can have double pace, who needs Turf S anyways
>>571456372this
>>571455970i have 10% winrate in public lobbies
>>571456425Circlejerking, genuinely
Tachyon is mid but somehow the second best speed card when she comes out
>>571456289Good thing I have my SSR crystals untouched
>>571456404She's Inari ONE for a reason, not Inari LOSEI believe
>>571456289I would just quit.
>>571456289please don't call me out like this
>>571456423Ramonu stop trying to steal your kouhai's trainers
>>5714564252 Fronts + XOguri or XOguri + Double Dom is the majority of what you will be seeing so it doesn't really matterGranted anons here are less soulless
>>571456585Still's tore deserves a mentally stable Uma btw.
>>571456423How do you improve on perfection?
>>571456667he's already marked
>>571456667No, I NEED the crazy Uma
>>571456276Sorry Ricebwo...17088694
>>571456425This is why I join public or host them
>>571456916that's ok, 1 more room and i'm satisfied
rape rape
it's over
>>571457192Bye
>>571457192You're not my mom
>>571457192I look like this
>>571457221what were you doing all week?
>>571457315Please take care of yourself, somebody somewhere loves you.
i think i saw a post from my danchou here a while back but we're not an /uma/ club
>it's another episode of retard torena changing his borrow uma into something worseHow do we stop them
Day 2 was so much better than Day 1 ngl I still had a blast
>>571457249bbbbbbbaka toraina>>571457192i wish you were my mom, kinda
Wodka celebrating father's day by spending it with her father who's 10x hotter than her.
>>571457249I though Aruvu didn't care about her torena
>bourbon's chain event didn't even FUCKING START
>>571457710Beware of tsun
>>571457457Doxx so we can make fun of it
>571457539Nobody asked, you didn't even buy a ticket[-]
>>571457369I haven't touched the game in a week lol, should still be doable if I start right now
>>571457767God I love tsundere
>>571457795he's gonna tell a story about how he actually went there in person just like how he was watching the world cup in person
>>571457221>Miss out on LGBT crystalsYou might as well uninstall bwo
>>571457767You really should respect us enough to fix the page order before posting such things
someone told me "Hey, why not just farm cupcakes, race your ass off, save them till summer, and highroll then?" and well it almost kinda workedsummer 2 went bust though, no braces or speed rainbows
>>571457856that's not a tsundere bro that's a yandere (now known as menhera)
>>571457767god I love huge tits
>>571457989What kind of cucked trainee shares like this
>>571457768sorry i'm not that retard from dacchis
>>571457072a tuppence for tiny rice
>>571457795>>571457919>newfags don't know these events are lottery entrysad that your hate for the guy makes you a complete retardalso you don't play the game lol
>>571457989
>>571458181yeah retard, streaming tickets totally are lottery lol
>>571457192https://e-hentai.org/g/3937717/84994ae712/
>>571458181show me your stagecrowd ticket or the inperson lottery one
>>571458171
>>571456916S!Taiki is such a sleeper demonShe is definitely going to be a presence in every non Long CM from now onAhOne last one 69587186
Me when I have to defend my larping in third person
>>571458304but why
>>571458171thanks!>>571458347thanks for the lobbies, good luck to you two
>>571458318
>>571458487Kissable ticket
uh oh schizo melty
>>571458549meant for >>571458181
>>571457710she's air groove's kid and colored ice bluedid you think she wasn't just tsun as fuck
>>571458545She has multiple functions! You can use her to get into any event, AND you can kiss her! Also, if you need to hear a lot of screaming and crying, she will help you!
>>571458727Nobody asked sweepy avafag
>>571455970Maximizing the full cancer potential. I debated if I care enough to give Rudolf Sharp Gaze and/or Murmur, hog leans too much into late game since Marvelous never even gave hints that run to give a Ramp Up or THH, but any attempts at rebuilding will be attempted with Throne borrow. Until then, I'm just Turf farming to test some builds for sprint.
>>571458438>whyI don't know, sadism, maybe? Scenes like this are satisfying
>>571458304vile
>>571458438Because if (you) were a lonely loser in an academy where over half your friends are fucking their trainers, you'd probably want to inflict that same pain onto others too.
>tfw Contrail will never get to Uma since no one will sing Everlasting Beats to summon her
this is my concert ticket
>>571458347Sweepy clutch??????Sankyu to all the participants
>>571458932She does not have all that- wait a minute...
>he uses debuffers
>>571458897Ouch, true
>>571458304>>571458808aint clicking that but you sound cringe and so does your panda link
Everyone's Oguri's butt.
>>571459143I do not wear light blue
>>571455970Finished my two oshi aces, working on xoguri but I just can't get the hang of it. So many lost clocks...
>>571459227that's not you
>>571459036it's that one artist who draws a bunch of NTR and blacked shit of umas so you're not missing out on much
post umas only (You) are looking forward to
>>571458982
>>571458982>he actually reserved a spot for him after messagingIronic as fuck
>>571459453They do it from time to time
They're bludgeoning weapons...
>>571459340
>>571457767Tsunderes getting rejected and beating up themselves over it is a niche that I very much wish I could find a tag for
>>571457795you are having a melty over someone watching a stream? why?
>>571459453Root for your /uma/ OTP
>>571458549meant for >>571457795
>>571459640i'm having a melty with swiss and rye personally
>>571459640>watching a streamWatching a restream*For such a big uma musume fan you sure are poor as fuck, V
>>571457767I love unsuccessful tsunderes
>>571455812>Take Intimidate on your acesWhy?
>>571459340I will not rest until the dog uma trio is finished. Just need Stinko and I'll be able to die happily.
>>571459738retard we all watched the restream
>>571459701personally mine is the "gold city feet in my mouth" guy and the "gold city mouth on my feet" guy. a classic enemies to lovers arc...
>>571459841i didn't
>>571459841If you're poor. yeahbuying stagecrowd isn't hard
>>571459453I don't do reserves I follow Uma to Uma rulesONLY THE FASTEST QUEUERS WINSPEED IS EVERYTHING
>>571459738>bigheh
>>571459819
>>571458897>>571458808>Because if (you) were a lonely loserI am>in an academy where over half your friends are fucking their trainers, you'd probably want to inflict that same pain onto others tooIsn't that just like the real world? I still don't want to see or hear about that, much less inflict it upon others.>sadismMakes sense. I'm not saying that I haven't read sad or fucked up shit, I just can't derive happiness from it.
>>571457801I wish you luck, but I'm pretty sure that not even Sweepy with double TP hits can save you now.
>>571459954>Doing the winning animation webms to appease to himYou really do have a crush
>>571459941It is okay your father beat you and then left. No one is this mad on Father’s Day
>>571459340Ikuno Dictus
>NTR gets posted once>schizo goes rabid for hourswhy does this keep happening?
>>571460124Actual poorfag melty
>>571460202why does gunga keep ginga when splooba happen????
>>571459321wouldnt know that one, as I don't search that type of vile shit up by choice. but thanks
>>571460007Fair, I was just making up some reason for why she'd be into it other than just.. Her being like that from the start.
>>571460228post net worth so /uma/ can laugh at you
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>571460326MANT sux
>>571459290unfortunately for you that has been debunked
>>571460326I have workable aces already so I'm waiting for throne to upgrade them
Schizo is mad since NTRfag stole the umajp football team manager role or some bullshit from him
>>571460426Ruby HATE
>>571460482no proof
>>571460326but I am playing SMT V
>America scenario>Only one American Uma>Its an NPC Buddy card>Have a concert in LA>Still no American umasShe's right there...JUST ADD HER
>>571453226>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/fetisch/fuck your spam
>>571460548proof is in the heart of those who believe
I hate the chronofag as much as the ntrfag desu
>>571460191nigga there were 20 rickeyfags posting propaganda in the thread like 3 hours ago
>>571455970TRIPLE HYBRID DOMS AND A DREAM
>>571460680umama...
>>571455970been ready for a month
>>571460510I always knew V was based after he doxxed that whiny faggot kek
>>571460532Surely no one could actually hate something so cute.
>>571453226All
>>571460584need
>>571460682There are Chrono Genesis fans?
>>571460682I love the chrono ritual post
If I do like 5 careers the day before deltarune chapter 5 comes out, do you think my club won't kick me when I disappear for a few days?
>>571460780
>>571455970CM?
>>571460326exhausted after spurting to Chrono Genesis
>he made a collage of his bfit is pride month after all
>>571460807I hate it because fags always reply to it
happy pride (unironic)
>>571460885umagrok what's the context of this image of smart falcon
>>571460946can't wait to see the counterbake kek
>>571460982>people regularly engage with good postsAnon.
>>571460982If that makes me a fag, then I suck dicks for free
>>571460867He is living RENT-FREE. >>571306562stole your team >>571306562
>>571461012happy pride anon !!!
>>571461069What did he mean by this
I wouldn't be surprised if the divegrass schizo was NTRretard
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>571461012us
>>571460326I have no internet and playing uma with alot of CONNECTING isnt good for my mental health
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>furries>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>FusupostersIf you see something, hide and report.
>>571460510>>571461114wait what's that about?do we finally have a team?
>>571461047IT'S NOT A GOOD POST IT'S LOW EFFORT ENGAGEMENT/BLOG BAIT
>>571461379oh yeah?*unzips dick*
>>571461310>end sloppers still forcing their one-sided grudge while lates/paces are left in a ditch
>>571461207divegrass schizo is mad because NTRfag stole his team, they are different schizos
>>571461449what the fuck are you even talking about
>>571460326did my 4 runs ages agonow im busy playing funner games with randomsalso fuck you>>571460884one of my many cute wives, alongside luna and her clan
Anons erping and falseflagging and talking about namefags were meant for ancient China to get pulled apart by 4 horses in the end but got born in the wrong age so they're here
>>571461342JP has had a team for years but changed managers from time to time, now some retard (most likely the NTRfag himself) is trying to push a narrative of V being the current manager because... the post had a random NTR picture clearly taken from twitter
>>571461242mhm
>>571461524People just be posting nonsense in hopes of pissing somebody off and getting a (You)
>>571461650Would
How do we make the thread worse?
>>571461683NTRfag is the new manager and you are seething hard about it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BKpS-CqbD9A Uma for this feel?
>>571461819you're mom manages my semen every night lmao gottem
>>571461743share dick pics on catbox
>>571461765MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571459340not uma but im waiting for Super Brian
>>571461743https://poal.me/3dqd95https://poal.me/3dqd95https://poal.me/3dqd95
I just want my trainees to like me back. Why does this company insist on making the horses lgbt?
divegrass more like diveass because you are gay
>>571461885sheeeeeesh you got me *dab*
>>571462016gottem
>>571462120Cute
>>571461765
>>571461765me on the right
>>571462120my silly wife
>>571459954No I remember you reserved a spot unless it was the host from Mambo.
>>571462231delete this
Whores Only You
>>571462335Curren hands typed this post
>>571462320Why did they make sil lesbo?
>>571462335but enough about curren
>>571462320Still is so beautiful
>>571462423we like female umatore here
>>571462158Rice wife!
>>571462550No we don't it's an abomination leading to uma extinction and all the worst things in the world
Can we talk about Umama and Sweepyfag sitting in a tree
>>571462335Only for (Me), glad you understand
Images?
Nice Whore.King Whore.Special Whore.El Whore Pasa.Grass Whore. No, wait, Whore Wonder. Wait...Seiun Sky.
>>571462501True
>>571462691what about them
>>571462661umama's heart is for V, sweepyfag's dick don't work
>>571462754go to bed
>>571462643https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogacy
>>571461445I train front/end teams unless it's a sprint where you have to switch to late.
>>571462809My cum by the way
>3 attention whores cited in a single postThis place is a shithole partly because of people like you.
>>571462805but I just woke up?
I want attention, too. Give me some.
>>571461445>the era of fun has endedthis isnt a pun. this comic sucks.
>>571462554Rice... has grown...
Still seems like such an interesting uma. I'll wonder when she's coming to glo-->Nov 2028FUCK
>>571462976Rudolf's strongest shipper...
>>571462983cultivate an annoying personality and i'll think about it
>>571462750My flat wife...
>>571462976
>>571463084please don't encourage him, the last time we did this we got chiyofag
>>571462727
>>571463084>implying my personality isnt annoyingEhehehe~ *blush*
>>571462983Start spamming pictures of your favorite Uma, or write bad smut about you getting dominated by an Uma, and I'll give you hate.
>Browsing twitter to look for more uma memes and art>See Lala's VA's official account cross my feed>Curious, I look her up>Not only a VA, but also a model, a former idol, and a bassist for a bandMan, I'm not usually into the VAs but can't deny she's quite cute.
>>571463160
>>5714627541%1%1%1%1%1%
The BCC is super stacked this year can Ebayan actually defend his title against them?
>>571463192I already do this and never get (You)s
>>571463085
>>571463307Ebayan will lose to the End Close GOD Golden Tempo.
Still in Whores(trainer's moniker)
*blocks your path*
>>571463192Wjat if I write good smuit
>>571463343Wooooow tourist alert!!! Weewooweewooo
>>571463323Direct me to one of your posts and I'll call you a faggot.>>571463407Doubtful, faggot.
>CM registration is openimagine the rice shower sticker>>571463160I want to die
>>571463361Drop the "s", we love monogamy and vanilla around these part.
>>571463342What if White Abarrio just mogs all the zoomers?
>>571462809Unnatural fake family that is nothing but a mockery
>>571463472No. It has to be organic. The hatred has to come from within.
Fellow trainers, how can i make my trainee like me despite having the insurmountable handicap of being a male trainer?
Nice "game" thread
>can't make better Aces than the cope ones I made a week ago
>>571463139>>571463075SO TRUE!
I want Calstone Light O so much
hey
>>571464123hey
I can't vibe with /uma/. Everybody here loves yuri even though it means that as men you will die unloved and alone. What the fuck..
>>571464159This but because I have no namefag to OTP with...
>currently 811ksurely I'll hold. I'm content with going back to class 5 next week. It's been wayyy overdue
next thread will be better, right?
>>571463535I want this to happen. Put those whippersnappers in their place, White Boy.
Thread were unironically better when he was around
>>571464086No... why is she crying?
biko magnet how about taiki-flower pairing>>571464291Remake some after throne which we're getting in 4 days
>>571464159But you certainly can shit up the place. Don't you have ANYTHING else going on for your life? Hell, do a MANT run or something.
>>571463192Imagine cafe's imaginary friend posessing her, riding your dick until she cums losing control of cafe's bodyimagine cafe's imaginary friend finding your giant titty porn you hid from cafe and posessing taiki shuttle to titfuck you while cafe is asleep
>>571464387bullying
>>571464323next bread will be butter
>Another registration day with zero aces trainedLove this fucking game.
>>571464376He's still around >>571455524
>>571464238Isn't it a waste that with such breedable bodies umas rather just munch carpet?
>>571463557all families are built on marshland
>>571464479why haven't you been rangebanned yet
>>571464442No...
which uma is the STRONGEST heterosexual?
>>571464581Because the moderation team is busy being bred by stallions IRL
>>571464563You remind me of a confused fruit fly
>>571464669giwtwm
let it be known that yuricuck has been shitposting the entire day, confirming the obvious fact that he's indeed fatherless
>>571464581No, no. He's got a point.
how do you make end closer parents
>>571464724no shit
which uma is heterosexual?
>>571464639any stallion
>>571464724>the entire daymore like entire weeks if not months
>>571464724Can't wait when the yuri shit disappears on tuesday, I wonder what happens then
>>571464750Uma Stan + Nigger Navigator farm
>>571464750ryan and dober. get all the end skills from cards and sparks. ezpz
>>571464685my lifespan is longer than two months unfortunately
>>571464724>he didn't spend father's day shitposting on /uma/ with his dad
next bread will be butter
>>571464929me on the left
>>571464101STOP this propaganda! >>571464289this as well! buebue!
>>571463830That means it's time to accept what you have until throne
>>571464882should i use grandparents with end sparks to push their end rating to B and run them as end in MANT?
>>571464929you were late>>571464449
This will never happen because Spe would rather be a wine aunt with Suzuka. Soul crushing..
I blame Autisma for the quality of this thread
I'm gonna fuck Shichi's manager and make her watch
I prefer NTRfag than the yurifag
Convince me to use Biko + Kita instead of Fuku + KitaI like Fuku's initial stats and energy savings, but it sucks basically only having one speed card on umas with no speed growth
>>571464451Just think of it as free carats. I've been that way for about 2 or 3 CMs now
>>571465049Then how do Buena and Cesario exist?
>>571456289there will be some gigamelties, people tricked themselves into thinking they needed riko+rice in unity but then gave up on rice instantly (correctly) as it ended up not mattering. Here you actually need both cards or it's a miserable scenario.
>>571465173Irl =/= umaverse
>>571465049https://exhentai.org/g/3999309/56a7ab53d6/
>>571465014you can do that yes, i dont because im lazy. we have 5 borrows, so I just get as good as i can with blues and pinks and borrow for whites that im missing
>>571465191if people saving 60k carats can't do well then most people would be even further bricked
i think digitan is cute
I'm going to the gym. The thread better be butter when I get back
>>571465330It's pretty low odds to sweep a banner with double MLB in two pities.
>>571465075>I prefer ratshit over dogshit
Petition the mods to up image limit to 425
>>571465439Light Hello is fine at 2LB
>>571465386I'm sure it'll churn out just fine.
>>571465307my penisbetween thosehuge mountains
>>571465439bwo your crystals?
>>571465253Good stuff
>>571465573Stop making puns
>>571465643this is how it feels farming for SfV and turf S on camping taiki for several days
/uma/ celebrating Fathers Day despite no one here having any chance of ever becoming a father themselves
Spe literally invites you to fuck at her countryside home and you niggas say she's gay because she wants go eat Suzuka (in a literal way since she looks like a carrot)
>>571465823the anime aren't canon
>>571465660I'm not making puns, I'm making butter.
>>571465953that's her good ending bwo
Uma and (you) isn't canon
>>571466017meant your latter statement gwo
>>571462691They're great, cozy time posting them.
Wait…Fenomeno is hot?
Spe is the biggest ningen lover and therefore will always crave Torena cock
>>571465823revolutionaries think in spezuka threesome
buy the dirter plushie
>>571465386whats your bench
>>571466025>>571466086stupid shitty website
>>571466054Suzuka wife...
>>571466193>200 dollar importNo mario
>AGEMASENAgemasen this you bitch *punches her*
accelerate faster doko?
>>571466045uma and (You) makes daddy cygey the big bux
>>571466193No Falco no buy
>>571466376Kris S but the S stands for Soon
>>571466146Canon
>>571466389i want a round falco beach ball
>>571466376wish granted. game accelerates but game EOS before kris S is released.
The retvrn of Suzuka posting
>>571466389what's she doing?
nothing good ever happens to male trainers. female trainers have the entire tracen as a harem and leave male trainers nothing.
>>571466237Cute!
>>571466514>>571462550
>>571466608fuck off dyke
>>571466514Hot image, sex with both
>>571466514Male trainers should date Female trainers actually
>>571466193extremely high feng shui buy on the left
>>571466656>ningen women gross
>>571466656repulsive. no tail, no ring.
How are y'all into Spe when she's just as basic as NTR or maybe even worse. Is NTR's rep actually just ruined because of a single fag?You let a singular fag ruin your image for a character?
Yae
Shant respond to bait
>>571466146>>571466456THIS IS IMMORAL
>>571466656that's a good idea actually. I'll go ask my trainee right now!
>>571466831I mean, /uma/ pretty much hates Vivlos because of VF.
>>571466831just being simple and genki heals hearts. i will pull ntr too.
>>571466896Dating a female trainer? What an idea. You locked the door to your office, right?
>>571466950it's a shame how easy it is to have umas ruinedgoldship and tach are also unliked because they're reddit normie central
>>571466968me on the left
>>571466840Yaeno (Reason)
>>571466950stop strengthening the association
>>571466950Speak for yourself
That it, I'm bringing stamina debuffer neicha just for uppity fr*nts who think they can get by with 800 and a white.
>>571466950We've always been the mindbroken central now that I think about it. Our neighbor board/thread doesn't even associate anyone to the umas but we do that normally here.
>>571467007yeah why?
>>571467132If you can get murmur to proc against good fronts then you deserve a win
>>571467132>debuffer neicha>ASE never hitting that far up>Murmur never activating because she's too weak to get blocked
>>571467027I don't like tachyon because she wouldn't fuck off Cafe's ikusei
>>571466840
>>571466950Biblos is /uma/core
I don't like vivlos because she seems like her target demographic is for beta males who want easy women
>>571467179>>571467187You weren't supposed to point out the 'in view' requirement. Let me dream.
>>571467256this but curren
>>571467256but i love easy women
>>571467204literally who says this
>>571466831it's way different without even counting the schizoSpe is this way because she was the first protagonist of a new project, so she had to be a generic energetic girl despite the IRL counterpart not being like that at all to make her marketable, while NTR came out more than 5 years later and is even less characterized despite also having her own show supposedly dedicated to her
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>571467178And you didn't invite them to your office?
>>571467256I don't like Vivlos because she's not in the game yet so I don't know anything about her.
>>571467305Let’s seehttp://poal.me/db41lnhttp://poal.me/db41lnhttp://poal.me/db41ln
>loses her most dedicated poster>objectively better version of her revealed at the concert>most defining feature is how much she looks like another umaYaeno has it hard recently...
>>571467432nice charles fanart
>>571467432>that H:WI do believe she's the single best hourglass shape in the game
>>571467505Titleholder is a frontchad though
Is Hachimi worth installing?
is that VF faggot even active anymore or did he finally realize uma isn't like hoyo stuff and you can't make a living out of making slop videos every few days
>>571467505The AGP poster was a relatively new Yaeno poster though
>>571467656he quit, exposed after making a daiwa scarlet onahole
>>571467656fwiw you could but the bigger problem is that uma gacha game fucking sucks
>>571467656He went on vacation to the bahamas for the next 3 months
>>571467256Beta males are scared of women like Vivlos
>>571467760me on the right
>>571466193>50 dollar plushie>500 dollar shipping fee because they really really really have to run the shipment through the strait before shoving it into a plane and flying it back to 'mericaIt'd be cheaper for me to physically visit Japan than to import something from there
>>571467803you are not THE supreme commander of Japan
>>571467760>spe is meta as fuck in jp right nowis this true
>>571467852Oil is fucking expensive bro, the only country not suffering from America refusing to put down its Mad Dogs is China
>>571467432>W:HI see the appeal now. It's like I've achieved enlightenment
HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH arigato
>>571467939every late is really good and spe is just one of the better ones
>>571467986she also has huge tits which isn't mentioned there
>>571467939Yeah. She got a new skill that interacts with the Zenkai Spurt mechanic so she's automatically good. Plus a new mid-race gold velocity.
>>571467970>>571467852we are so fucked dude no one is aware of how apocalyptically bad things are gonna be right now
>>571468052Need to tear through her stockings with my teeth.
>>571467656He was in japan getting fresh haircuts, banging japanese whores, and watched the Nippon Derby LIVE. Don't be a jealous hater
>>571468052I look like this
>>571468223hey
>>571468223ywnbau
>Yet another uma I liked is revealed to be wlwI just want to take 1000mg of tapentadol. I have it in my drawer. I could just shut my eyes, go to sleep, and never wake up.
>>571467656He took a vacation conveniently after losing all his MANT CMs AGAINST S+ AND SS JOBBERS after all the bragging that he's the best at MANT and mocking the playerbase using MANT decks.Well deserved karma. Also got exposed being a fraud after he took a vacation.
>>571468052such a good design desuwanow they just need to buff her
>>571468282Have you never taken a vacation before?
>1 month until we get actual oonigesAre you ready?
>>571468346Does that mean we can finally block A&S again?
>>571465191>>571465330This shit is going to be hilarious, alot of people still cant decide what styles they want to main and theres this Maruzensky card in a few weeks as well
>dirt>medium>summerI already have Fuji anyway
I can accept the trainerxuma shit in game because its generally written fine with no glaring abuse issues but the second its given to a degenerate jap used to drawing self inserts with a P, T, or Faggot head, it just becomes a pedophile wish fulfillment fantasy
Biblos might have an hourglass body, a nice voice, a fun to use kit, several strong support cards, and really awesome sisters, but you guys are ignoring her best charm point.HUGE. MASSIVE.Twin Tails.
>>571468602Vivlos perfectly appeals to the type of person that finds the Riyahd comedy festival funny
>>571467656>/uma/ devolved to infighting after @VF took a long vacation >>571468602When are we getting the Mrs Victoria Frontier song?
>>571467970>"Oil doubl- no tripled in price bro that's why the cost of shipping your fumos went from 30 bucks to 800, also there's hazard pay the cargo ship captain cried during the iran war and he needs a hefty retirement"I don't care when I can still save thousands in shipping by pretending to be the blackrock ojisan and visiting another country
>>571468346No. I'm already sick and tired of the front dominant metagame. I'd like pace chasers to be good now, please.
>>571468706tripled is an understatement lol americans are gonna learn what its like to ration fuel
orenji
>>571468346she got a really good glug bottle
>another episode of /uma/ pretending to like a character I need your favorite image of your favorite uma. Let's see how good or bad your taste is.
>>571468517I'm just not going to sweat that much. I'll spark once on smaru to get lb1 (hopefully) and then double spark on tach. Crystals are there for a reason. But I also need to save some for ramonu
>>571468965
>>571468965MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>571468965noooo umamusume are children
>>571468539Yeah the T-head comics that get posted here are mostly pretty embarrassing
>>571469019>Will get SMaruWhat about the Bourbon after RamonuSee? This shit is difficult
>>571468965>cumming inside rawBased
>>571468965who is this
>>571468942
>>571469335its AI slop
Bouquet is angry at her trainer's girlfriend...
>Retards still want to MLB three wit cards because sloptuber whales told them the newest wit card completely invalidates the othersFM + Bourbon is perfectly usable
>>571469335light hello
>>571469335its agemasen mambo mommy tachyon or something
>>571456289I have 110k and 40 tickets. I'm still having nightmares that I'll roll nothing but Light Hello copies and have to hard pity Tachyon every time. if I even roll Light Hello copies. My luck is historically utter dogshit.
Bourbon on my turban
Are there still sloptubers playing?
>>571469387Don't trust a Curren
>>571469338>>571469424>>571469468thanks im shitposting with your uma later
>>571469569Yeah, me
>>571468539Yeah, I prefer if it is a trainer with an actual face in art and writing/fanfics Still wish fulfillment, but at least the trainer is a person with a name/face.
>>571469618Oh nyo...
>>571469103Ramonu vs wit bobo is too far down the line for me to worry about right now. I'll decide then but I'll likeky have 2-3 sparks atp. I could split it 1-2 if I want to or completely skip either.
kekhttps://litter.catbox.moe/1037ra.mp4
>>571469748not clicking your dolphin pornfaggot
>>571469416>he doesn't knowRamonu's stats are crazy and she also gives a gold mid-race velocity. If you're a frontchud and you don't roll for her, you're basically bricking yourself.
>>571469842i remember reading a variation of this sentence about fine motion
Oguri Plap and Tamao FLAT
What are your hopes for this upcoming CM? Will you make it to A finals again?
>>571469891That was history, bro. We're entering the era of all the actually usable cards having Skill Point Bonus.
>>571469941None. Probably not.
>>571469941I hope for 2nd B finals, same for the sprint cm
does preferred position work over corner recovery if you don't get it
Which Uma gets the most porn?
>>571469748You have no idea how much I want to suck your chinpo right now anon (no homo)That's the option I failed to spot for the animation speedThank you so much
>>571469941I have none.I'll be lucky if I make B finals.
>>571470069It's probably the option that results in the most time saved per run.
Digital on my fridge-ital
>>571469748>>571470069I legit cannot play without this now, so fucking good holy fuck.
I will get platinum.
>>571470056unironically gold ship
>>571470149Yes. I was playing with only the text speed up, I knew I could speed up the animations but somehow I missed this option>>571470165Yeah, now that I touched the umaspeedforce, I can't come back to the peasant regular speed
>>571470459Would Santa Uma do that?
>>571469941HOLY big fat tits AWOOOOOGA-Almost didnt answer uhhh yeah should be fine I only failed to get into A finals once when I underestimated it. Are you struggling?
>>571470042It has a placement condition of being fifth or higher. It won't be consistent if you get a 5 front room or if it's, like, a 3 front and 3 Hoguri room and you get unlucky by being the Hoguri in last. Better than nothing, at least.
>>571470601That and more
>>571470669got it thanks!!
>tfw shitposted too much with my favorite /uma/ to go back anymore & have to commit to the bit because this is what she is now
>>571470671Santa raped me
>>571470056If you aren't retarded you would know how to figure this out yourself.
>>571470710>Not having a secondary horse to use as a shitposting facemask
I miss Natie on the bingo wheel
Stinky a cute
>>571470881
>>571470869Should've done that in retrospect I just like posting her..
>>571470671Santa bit me
My bro...
>>571470975If you were bitten but did not fall into a pit trap then you have probably been put into the "good" category. Congratulations!
I miss longslop bros
Why are Fuji Kiseki stars on the Dirt Dahby?
>>571471252>1000m of downhillIt was fake longslop
>>571471252FUCK you
>>571471252same>>571471342true
Umas that would lose to spicy food?
>>571471318Dirt shoe mafia. Do the run
>>571471318So you do some dirt races
>>571471252Same, actually. Taurus was still Frontslop and Ogurislop but at least you had more options on things you could use to compete.
>>571471515
>>571471252CM8 (Arima Kinen) was actually one of the more diverse CM's. I think it ranks 3rd behind CM13 and CM5.
>>571471582Wish slop would get the text right
>>571471252t. endcuck
>>571471682It's not very hard to fix that semi-manually if the operator actually cares about doing a good job.
>it's another "my End decides to be a Pace Chaser & I lose because of it" episode I unironically wish that insta Late Start skill was avaliable this is ridiculous
post greys
I capped power too. Unlucky
T-there's more than one V????
>>571471783>if you're too far behind your skills don't activate>if you're too far ahead your skills don't activate>if the lobby composition isn't perfect you'll end up with a huge blob of lates and ends and be rolling dice to see who's in 6th place when late race rolls inGod I fucking miss CM13. You could pack not only Pump + Moving but also Red Shift, so if a backliner moved a little too far up, you could have Moving plus Red Shift as a backup option.
>>571469748>>571470165My game reach this stage of the screen but then crashesWTF IS GOING ON, I just want to play at high fps and faster text speed, maybe bouncier uma boobs as well.
>>571472060The version you're one is prone to crashing, downgrade to v0.26.0
>>571472127I tried the previous 3 version it crashed for me0.26.0 had my screen trying to go transparent and crash
>>571469941breasts make me feel wiggly biggly mmm yes
>>571472180You might not want to hear this but try their discord
My chunni wife and our daughter
>>571472060see >>571326370 What you're using should be fine, reinstall it
>>571472503which one is your daughter?
>>571472540I uninstall reinstall it multiple times nothing changes
I can't sleep because my cock won't stop being hard
>>571472547Vodka of course!
>>571472610chiyoposter will gladly suck it for you
someone made new hachimi with this cool training overlay
>>571472596Works on my toaster.No idea what the cause is.Figure out how to wipe the settings or launch the game in windowed mode. Also I've got no idea if you're running some nvidia setting such as the fine/smooth motion thing to simulate or force 60 FPS.
>>571471967>CM13That was a fun time, seeing my Ayabe push the fuck up like this while I worried about the Dober and Ryan having prime position to proc their natural and inherited accels. But then Ayabe just procced Red Shift and basically walked to the finish line. Ryan didn't have medium S and the gap was too much for Dober to catch up. Few moments like this, but I loved seeing Ayabe decide she wants to win a race in unconventional ways.
>>571472641you should know that i'm engaged to your daughteri asked for gim's approval but couldn't understand what she said
thoughts on spechud and her son in law
>>571472825Sex with both at the same time
>>571472825>her son in lawWhich one?
>>571472821You just need to plop down some wodden fences and yell something something "thrill of destruction something something" she'll understand
>>571472801T-thank you anon I restored settings to default in my njudea control panel, maybe with this my burnout decreases
>>571472825>Claims to be racist>Her closest best friends are Americans>Her son-in-law is AmericanHmmm....curious.
>MANT run in 27 minsI feel incredibly dumb for waiting this long to install Hachimi
>>571471940>>571471849sex with chrono
>>571473112Even just 60 fps and higher resolution than 1080p is human rights
Does it matter if I finish my career on Mant or URA if I want to farm event points?
>>571473112i discovered hachimi-redux which has a "training advisor" and now my life has changed
>>571473219Apart from the MANT missions no.
>>571473219Nope
>>571473076Dark bay is okayChestnut kill yourself mutt
>>571473291
>>571473390>>571473390>>571473390
>>571473439someone else bake please
>event ends in 16 hoursheck i haven't read it yet
>>571473439who the hell is that
Retard troll is back. Someone bake please
>>571473439Durandal is looking a bit weird...
I can bake after my cooldown I don't see what's wrong with that bake though
>>571473463>>571473531Do it yourself or shut the fuck up
>>571473594>>571473594>>571473594
First one looked fine? Isn't that Durandal
>>571473810no
>>571473603>>571473608>>571473810samefag kys
wwaaaahhh wwaaaaahhhhh theres an image at the top of the thread that ill instantly disappear after 6 retards post cropped porn wwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh its the end of the world im a fucking snowflake shut the fuck up you nogs and just post cropped porn and get on with it
>>571474002kill yourself
>>571472248HELLA based, love you
>>571469941A finals (coinflip) because I am not using doms.
