Femgie Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>571162271
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mfw I watch the new TF2 nvke and hear what the *mporium did
When's spytech update?
>>571458993based thread
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mvm updetto when?
>>5714600142 more plaps
Any servers similar to 1k Uncs?
>>571459556egg making sex with robo meowscarada >>571460014baby making sex with zhao
>>571450439It's stuck in the Valve time warp.
>>571462962there's the 100 player server(s) run by shounic, ig?
>>571458993paizuri with femgie
pl_apward
Is reflecting easier in classified?
>>571465574What makes you ask this?
We need more beach themed maps this summer update! There's just something comfy about them like koth_megaton.
>>571467628why tf is she 30 feet tall
>>571467628>>571468395baby making sex with 30 ft tall hex maniac
>>571467628>koth_megatonTop 10 BEST summer experiences followed by the top 10 WORST nuclear explosions in the history of vidya
it's genuinely amazing how a map as empty as megaton with practically nothing in it runs like such ass compared to other far more complex maps
>>571468859As enjoyer of koth_harvest and koth_harvest_event I love Koth_megaton because it's basically just Harvest...but on a beach! Or island I guess. I think we need more beach/caribbean themed reskins.
>>571469653paizuri with hex maniac
>>571466123Well I'm just asking it. Just curious? Like you know when you see a squirrel with big ass nuts running around or jumping at you from the tree you go huh.
>>571468859Megaton is fucking ass, man
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>571471386speaking of fucking asses...
>>571471418Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>571471974this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEc9oMyYtLU
*overheals everyone in the thread*
He's so perfect bros
Is there any real reason why we don't get more maps with rain or water in them?
>>571478053Yes, actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXBgWqIvTohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4HJlMp3M8
Thunder Mountain halloween reskin where you can get struck by lightning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
You're on your way to:MEGATONKing of the Hillhttps://youtu.be/54nIukfV4Tw
anyone have that video by that pyro main that shows exactly what the airblast cone looks like? i think that esl guy with the garbage opinions posted it a few weeks back
some of these numaps make me feel like I slipped into an alternate dimension where TF2 is just differentlike what the fuck is Emergeit's like some alternate 2011 where they added that map instead of Barnblitz
>>571481043Was it sketchek?
>>571481043>>571484164it was by oldy
Does anyone have that picture of Valve employees at a party, and Gave is holding a glass of champagne?My details might be off but something like that.
>>571481043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1MF49sMHg4Now find me this >>571487139 picture and we're square
>>571487139>>571487530This one?
>>571487834>celebrating the fall of tf2
>>571487834look at how little foids and brownies are there, and still aren't there to this day
>>571487834Thank you.
>>571489121>xivg is more on topic to tf2 than tf2g
>>571458993waow fem engineer, sick ops as always sister! you being here 247 to make these OPs and keep these threads alive rocks. thanks as always for your service!next time dont forget your TF2 Steam group! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>571459293you're not directly "modifying" the base files. the game has custom addon/mod support for client-side things like particles and sounds as for getting the TF2C sounds, it's the same process. find the sounds .vpk file and export them using GCFScape
>quick fix medic that only heals a brass beast heavy>nobody on the team has a positive kd>topscoring despite being in the match for 20 seconds>"mission ends in 60 seconds"Peak TF2 experience honestly
I just left a 3 hour 2fort casual match that had at least 6 different cheaters
>>571498734>at least 6 different cheatersWere some of them rare double-tapping FaN scouts? Auto-reflecting pyros perhaps? Or maybe 600 ping spies? Do share.
>>571489965>99% of the thread is tranny discord dramanot really
>quick fix medic that only heals a brass beast heavyTell him to swap to Engineer at that point.
hey janny, this post >571493270 is literally advertising/spamhe posts it every thread because he's an angry troll, and it's his way of calling everyone here tranniesit's not affiliated with the thread in any wayperhaps consider the context of a post before deleting it
I play scout. Tell me what that means.
>>571502871You are a cunt.
>>571502648>ritualpost A: good>ritualpost B: bad
>>571504523yesone ritualpost won in the marketplace of ideasthe other one lostsimple as
>>571493270Honestly her forgetting the steam group is probably becauses her OP images distracted her.
>>571504523>Trying to reason with a schizo
>>571504523good rituals posts don't advertise
>>571502648Just use the tools at hand to kill.
>>571510314more people need to use the tools, I alone am not enoughof the 10 or so people that regularly use this thread, more than half are needed instead of the usual 0-2
nypa
Update tonight?
>>5715108153-4 weeks going by previous updates
>>571508978many are saying this
>>571511062This. the girlies are saying it .
>>571511062many are plapping shiver
>>571504523>A: retard screeching about trannies (his sole obsession) with a generic reddit image, adding nothing of value to the general.>B: thread culture ritualpost that has been here for yearsanyway, pedofloyd lost and it's never going to be accepted, no matter how much you spam it.
>>571498734the real question is why did you play a 2fort causal match for over 3 hours?
what range do you find yourself using the pistol? mid range, or more point blank? i find that trying to use it at mid range is quite literally hit or miss, with half or more of my shots whiffing due to spread
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ucfxc5/oc_i_datamined_tf2_data_across_internet_forums_to//tf2g/ and others were used to determine who truly is the most hated class, the answer may surprise you!
>>571517357why is spy higher than pyro? he's a criminally underpowered class
You guys have any map or cosmetic suggestions you think are worth voting for
>>571518456I keep voting whatever was on Zesty's workshop review stream
>>571518456All I want is a baseball jersey for Scout
>>571502871You post your bussy online.
>>571517357Heavy chads can't stop winning. Shitdier never stood a chance. Gayro btfo.
Is there a guide on how to export flame particles, sounds, etc from Classified into TF ?
I was playing tf2 and I noticed that I queued for pipeline, nightfall and bananabay really easily. However it was all 6v6 except for bananabay
>>571519874but youtube man said it's impossible to find games on those maps
will you spend $1.5k to play team fortress 2?
>>571519620Check the .vpk flies.
>>571521623holy dead on arrival
>>571518103it's popular to hate him because so many tubers with cults whine about kunai spy, self reporting that they never turn around, don't know how to even chase down a spy, and have no clue what to do when facing a competent spy with an equal skill level
>>571521623>only 16GB of ram
>>571521623i spent 1k on my current pc, so this seems reasonable to me
>>571521623I donβt even gamble so no
>>571522504your shitbox is probably better than the shit machine
>>571521623>$1050 for those specs>with barely any storage space>$1350 to have an actually usable amount of spacealso>16gb in the year of our lord 2026
>>571522478>>571522798shut up you cry babies the only games you'll need will run with 16gb
is the MVM update out yet?
>>571483127they specifically stylized the map so it would work better on social media algorithms. that's their primary modus operandi, virality, which in turn is money
>>571522952post your specs then high and mighty
>>57152295216gb is the new 4gb. publishers outsource their programming to indians so the code is chronically unoptimized and eats all of your ram
>>571523039how
>>571523265hammer++ and blender, and a load of horseshit
>>571523161nta, but you ain't doing shit with 16gbyou need 32gb minimum
>161peasents don't deserve a glimpse at my rig or deserve a (You)
>>571523454>>571523501?
Spy!
>>571523373emerge is one of the blandest maps visually, how is it made for virality
>>571513397This sisters, the girls won
>>571523887i thought you misspelt embargo. god damn i didn't know that map existed.the map was submitted in 2017, so it's just a backlog map.
>>571508978baby making sex with shiver
>>571504523It's not a ritual post if he literally only posts it when he doesn't like the thread and it's just some advertisement / begging
>>571479297how much space would be freed if megaton was removed from the game?
>>571521623Why does the controller add so fucking much?
>>571521623Fuck no, even if you don't want to build a pc yourself you can most likely buy a far better pc right now in a local pc shop that builds them in shop for you for 1.5k bucksIf it was like 500 bucks maybe I would have considered it as a tv pc but not 1.5k worth
>noooo this isn't Valve's fault>I HATE AI FOR FORCING VALVE TO CHARGE 1300 FOR A SHITTY ENTRY-LEVEL AT MOST PC>My perfect Valve would never scam their customers this way. THEY WERE FORCED TO>THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY SO BAD HEHE...>BRO BUT IT'S ACTUALLY SO TINY... THAT'S WOPRTH AT LEAST 500 BUCKSholy shit, are valve drones for real?
why are you pretending so obviously
>>571527001holy grim
>>571527001literally who are you quoting?
>>571527140Comment section of the GN YT video on the Steam Machine
>>571527001TF2?
>>571527140nta but the valve brigading and whiteknighting is rampant lmfao you should see v or plebbit (for normie reaction, obviously)
>>571527246valve talk is tf2 talk because nothing has been happening in tf2 for the past decade
>>571521623How many pink cookies can I get instead of the Valvebox 720
>>571527246>Asking a logical one word question at a schizo babbling
>>571527454post play time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_CJwVd4TfAg
>>571523843
>>571528290
>>571528282
>>571528446I haven't touched my PC in over 3 months :')
>>571521623No*continues playing TF2 on a laptop like a boss*
>>571528282baby making sex with fempyro
>>571458993this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>571527001Nuke nVidia (israel)
>>571504523lol this place is funny
>>571521745The what, where? Sorry I don't know anything about it.
>>571522447holy shit have you never seen a clip where a medic notices a kunai spy and is just completely helpless to do anything because none of his idiot teammates turn around
Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2 Classified\tf2classified\vpks
>>571539795Meant for >>571537634
>>571508978>>571528282plap
>>571469541that's because it's an open map. there's barely any area portals
>>571458993what an exceptional and on-topic OP
>>571541881what an exceptional and round ass
>>571542001A most based behind
>>571541881>>571542213plap gol' ship
>>571541881remove the demofloyd from your image
>>571542950never
>>571542950demofloyd owns goldship.
>>571521623
>>571542950gmod demo isn't and will never be your shitty forced garbage
the plap assassin
>>571550341my dick's favorite weapon
>>571550341>reverse search>there's a lingerie version god bless
>>571550341plap
>>571553164he's done some... interesting stuff...
I don't get why people really like zesty jesus, I mean I agree with the guy but he just says things in the dumbest way possible at times. Granted I hate tf2ubers in general so whatever.
bros is this a saxxy awards?
>>571553871>the bandaged handlmao is this a reference to the hands getting run over comic
>>571553871baby making sex with mandy
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>571559037everyone's sick of your bullshit
>>571559785Bit mean.
>>571559037the sisters dumped their load and left, theyll be back to post off topic things later instead of talk about TF2
cry about it twitter immigrant
>>571559037thread is still lacking in the plapcake department sadly
>>571561803called it!
>>571562031Idk man... twitter is bretty based https://x.com/ironiswordbro14/status/2068009815578984723/
gee I wonder why no one wants to post here when there's a faggot camping the thread every hour of the day screaming about trannies and sisters
where is the update
>>571562478right after I finish my egg making sex with meowscarada (never)
>>571562478meowscarada plap
>>571562478somewhere in here *spreads ass*
>>571566067
>>571566315mimi plap
>>571566315spreading mimi's ass
>>571555180we actually have a b4nny reference to that but my tf2 folder is too large to find it
