Previous: >>571312518>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Yujiro Hanma teaser:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXW2ArNz7Q>Kunimitsu starter guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCyl-4CMFPw>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
Choo, choo train, a-chugging down the trackGotta travel on, never coming backWhoo-oo-hoo, got a one way ticket to the bluesBye, bye love, my baby's leaving meNow lonely teardrops are all that I can seeWhoo-oo-hoo, got a one way ticket to the blues
mary boobs floppedliterally just clive but black womeme
a character concept as retarded as "magic stripper pole ogre that can cling to walls" not immediately killing the game is kind of impressive
a character concept as sovl as "magic stripper pole ogre that can cling to walls" not immediately reviving the game is kind of impressive
More customization slots when? 40 isnt enough for Lili
i legitimately, unironically think i might have a form of adhd, like not a meme
i struggle to come up with more than two or three outfits for a character i'm surprised there are people who actually run out of slots despite more getting added over time.you have to either be a woman or mentally ill to be strained by 40 slots
>playing dress up with characterslmao not a woman/tranny/weeb/faggot. now if you excuse me, i gotta hit the lab cuz that GoD6 aint gonna get itself
where nina?
over here
in your dreams steve
>that GoD6 aint gonna get itselfthe joke is that it doesthank you murray
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc
>>571474393If the game itself being absolute dogshit wasn't enough then why would some retarded horny character everybody forgot about in a couple months do it?
>>571474739self diagnosis is a sign of adhd
Ye needs to be in d8youtube.com/watch?v=ZSf43aGr_og
I think if they were released today, people would rightfully be shitting on like half the character designs in this game for being nonintuitive unfun garbage to play against. Not even a T8 thing.
do tournament players not know the concept of power crushes
>>571478920Why didn't he just go into heat???
>>571479074because it's tekken 7 retard
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKleuLBRcw
https://x.com/i/status/2068399561975238868
>>571478920Why would he armor? Do you throw an armor after every df1 you block?
>>571479462after the 4th one? yeah
>>571479516..of all the things, armor is not how you beat -ob mid spam. He could have done a f2, which I'm 99% sure would reach. Problem is then he's -9.
>>571468627it’s not doxxing idc *yawns* good morning
>>571478920that's not even plus on blockkorean "pros" don't know frame data
>>571479638king/AK f2 is -11 on block actually schmactually
>>571479103Tekken 7 didn't have heat???
>>571478362what about compulsive posting? like posting the same stuff over and over again for some reason? i just do it and don't even know why>>571479781it is
>>571479870Funny u say that.. JDCR admitted he doesn't know frame data. He learned tekken by remembering which moves can punish other moves. He only learned frame data in T7.>>571479941I was thinking of the high extension I guess
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/ktoBm0t8KV8
>>571479638troonoid play gtfo with me later
>>571481079And when is that "later" you child grooming faggot?
>>571480015it’s been me for well over half a year, it ain’t
>>571481240bump
>>571481158you are not a child
/larpgen/
>>571481725whaaa whaaa whaaa
Getting in the zone where you're reacting to shit inhumanly fast feels so goodUs instinct players simply cant be beat when locked in
Fuck you fraudass niggas ima hit the sack
>>571480045>He only learned frame data in T7.Almost as if their attempts to dumb down the game have only created even more knowledge checks where you have to memorize every situation to know when you're allowed to move.
I think the game would be a lot better if the game was a lot better
I think the game would be a lot better if Murray was killed at birth.
>>571482160Why would u care about knowledge checks when the pros don't even know their own characters.I've watched chanel do a wr2, on hit into b1+2 saws in tournament..The saws whiffed..He stood afk like an idiot, shocked by it not hitting... Which I knew was gonna happen when I saw him go saws because you can tech roll out of that to the left but since 99% ppl play p1 and mash 1 to tech, they roll right and get hit.
>>571481613Play dbd with me
>>571482557i dont really enjoy survivors and im not really good at it. i like playing killers but i havent played in like 2 years
whoah dude. Let's think about all the positive things Murray has given Tekken. He practically birthed the series as we know it.
I think the game is.... good
He gave us this webm. What more can you ask of the man?
>>571482774fix the game
notice how nobody's been complaining about the game ever since the heat nerf patchwhen everything is good, people won't say anything
I've been complaining in here ever since I reinstalled
gold is up 0.94% bros...
>>571482590makes sense, survivor is super tilting sometimes especially if solo, just Otz will have a build out there for you and your nemmy
>visit tekgen>animegreat, thank you for doing your part into killing this franchise and tekgen
Tekken was always anime twin
at least reinatranny talked about the game
hey i love women
My GPU creams itself everytime I watch Virtua Fighter videos
dead shit game
don't bury me with dead roses
my life is a shitty movie
blud calls that a life
TYVF
hey twins
"im fatigued that people make fun of tekken on the tekken general"
imagine not loving WOMEN
i have anime fatigue and i don't watch anime
*tr/a/nime
>stay on tekgen 24/7 to kill tekgen>lol dead game lmao come play MY game now pleaseplaying Tekken Tag Tournament 2 tho
tag 2 is the perfect example of quantity over quality
why did my retarded nigger ass get drunk before a week day fuck my life
wheres drawCHAD
it's due to adhd
>>571487783qrd on the image? I need a lore dump
>go to an anime website>see animewtf how could this happen to me
my twink body cant handle a single melatonin gummy it knocks me out for 13 hours
I don't visit anime websites
tekken 8 is the tank from tiannanmen square massacre while tankman is traditional tekken
Chie or Rise?
in tag 2, what are the strengths and weaknesses of>kazuya>heihachi>jin>devil jin>angel?I know jin isn't a true mishima like the other ones but he got a wavedash and electrics and that's good enough for me
>>571488040I showed reina my huge penis in here
you already posted that last thread, chatgpt-kun
>>571478920The power crush would whiff if Ulsan decides to not commit to WR2. Even if it's blocked, the df1,2 punish into WS! would kill in that corner.
>>571473725
>>571488883is there a list like this for the males?
>>571488547rope
why don't tekken men have any body hair on their chest/arms/legs?are they all gay?
>>571489041miguel had chest hair RIP
>>571488883Lili definitely shaves Jun has amazonian rainforest down there after 20 years of coma, unless ogre kept taking care of it
>>571489041that's just common for japanese video games in generalin japan, body hair and facial hair on men is considered gay. it's easier to get away with having facial hair and passing as straight but facial hair AND body hair is borderline taboo.whenever you're playing a japanese fighting game where there's shirtless guys, look at their armpits. They're always fucking shaved. It's hilarious.
>>571489107>Lili definitely shavesMonaco is heavily influenced by French culture, i would be less surprised to find she has a thick blonde bush on her
>>571489415she's just freaky and eccentric like that
>>571489190Japanese hair genetics are curious to me. Their women are mostly hairless by genetics but where they do grow hair they let their hair GROW. They get those girl side burns but their faces are otherwise smooth and their pussies are jungles but even then their pubes are like, straight and thick rather than coarse and curly.
>>571488883how does Asuka's hairy long thick vaginal hair smell?
Probably how it tastesLike piss
>asian male body hair discussion
another handful of hair gone this morning
>they made a steam machine skin for denny>he can't afford it
balding? make a wig out of your pubic hair
as a spaniard, "Miguel Caballero Rojo" is such a funny namebecause it sounds like a plausible spanish namebut it sounds like a chuuni fantasy deviantart name
>>571490639Why would I want a steam machine? That shit runs linux.
that shit can run any os you want to use
half in the baaaagfuck tekken
>>571491068linux and all open source projects are infested with tranniesso you'd fit right in
>>571491540I'd never use that trash. Only windows
>>571491580windows is jeetware
she could unironically fix me bros
Joke of the day:How do you know a hobby is infested by homos and trannies?They keep asking you which elementary school you go to.
>>571491762oh to be steve and crawl up her tight hairy cunt and swim back into her womb and suffocate to death there...
>>571489686Its just a relic from public bath and porn culture. Public baths mean women are expected to be seen naked even if by other women, and the bush covers that, and porn because at least you can not censor the hair and then there's something there.However it's pretty much gone now. Being shaved in Japan is "the norm" in the sense that it is what is expected, there are lots of clinics for that and women even gift each other intimate hair removal.>>571488883Most women are hairy and only shave if they expect to be seen naked or have sex. That hair is growing constantly and very few women just keep it fastidiously close shaven the entire time
wwyd if asuka shaves because she wants to have sex with (You)
if she ain't got big lady balls I don't want her
>>571492582As long as her cock is in the right place we good
>>571488534KazuyaStrengths: Best traditional Mishima toolkit, strong wavedash and hellsweep mixups, excellent EWGF punishment, great whiff punishment and okizeme, very high damage.Weaknesses: Linear offense, execution-heavy, limited defensive panic tools, weaker poking than Jin.Playstyle: Pure Mishima fundamentals focused on movement, electrics, punishment, and vortex pressure.HeihachiStrengths: Relentless pressure, outstanding mids, huge damage, great wall carry, strong pokes for a Mishima.Weaknesses: Weak low game, no true hellsweep vortex, relies on conditioning opponents.Playstyle: Aggressive bully who overwhelms opponents with mids and pressure.JinStrengths: Most complete toolkit, excellent poking and defense, strong punishment, has electrics and wavedash, adapts well to any matchup.Weaknesses: Doesn't dominate any single area as hard as the specialists, wavedash pressure is less threatening than Kazuya's, requires mastering many tools.Playstyle: Versatile all-rounder with Mishima fundamentals.Devil JinStrengths: Often considered the strongest Mishima in Tag 2, excellent vortex and hellsweep, great electric, strong pokes, damage, wall carry, and punishment, very few weaknesses.Weaknesses: Execution-heavy, requires good spacing.Playstyle: The complete Mishima package, strong in almost every area.AngelStrengths: Uncommon matchup, good damage, some unique long-range tools, strong tag synergy.Weaknesses: Generally weaker than Devil Jin, less oppressive offense, less developed competitively.Playstyle: A quirky alternative to Devil Jin with unique tricks.If you like wavedash and electrics: Devil Jin > Kazuya > Heihachi > Jin > Angel.If you value overall versatility: Jin > Devil Jin > Kazuya > Heihachi > Angel.In one sentence: Kazuya is the pure Mishima, Heihachi is the pressure monster, Jin is the all-rounder, Devil Jin is the best blend of everything, and Angel is the niche specialist.
>>571491762THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/ZGUHVpvLBcs
who the fuck is denny
Thank you
The GTA6 cover art and theme are shit, this is gonna flop
>>571493764uhuh. Hey Sega where's Sarah Bryant? Oh that's right you replaced her with her hot doll faced teenage daughter because actually they don't care about that shit at all in practice and turning Pai into a MILF with slight smile lines to indicate she's possibly older than 30 isn't going to change that.
Capcom Won
It's literally impossible for 6 to flop. It will suck but so does every GTA.
GTA 6 X tekken collab
>>571494308did they or did everyone else just fuck up that badly this time that SF6 had only to do the bare minimum to get called the Gold standard as usual?SFV was considered a fucking travesty and yet it just wouldn't die, everyone bitched but then turned out in numbers for competition every single year anyway.
>>571494512>pepsi maxwhat a perfect analogy, Asuka was always full fat Coke.
>>571494565The conclusive result is that Capcom Won nonetheless
>>571494565don't care to have a discussion, as long as we get to say tekken is worse than sf then nothing else matters
>>571494697but did we anon?
>>571491540it's the only thing preventing me from switching unironically, it's not about the people behind it, i don't care if they slurp on cock.it's the fact that they make anime programs costantly.even the new program manager in cachy os is just an anime interface with an anime girl just to install some program.that shit needs to be nuked off the planeti main kazuya
>>571494565Isn't that still winning? When you have to do nothing while your opponents kill themselves?
Even if we take your premise that GTA always sucked, it used carry itself with inspired art and music, marketed itself well and maintained a certain prestige that drove sales. 6 is failing on all of those fronts right now and it's meant to come out in 5 months. I can't see it selling the gorillion copies it needs to to break even.
>>571494970the trailer amazed the entire industry though?this gta will definitely push tech forward
>he's doubting rockstar normalfag of normalfags drones>AGAIN
>gta has footprints in the sandwell well
nigga GTA 6 is going to break every single sales record in existence while being $90
it doesn't matter if gta 6 is good or not, as long as we get to compare it to tekken 8 and say how bad tekken is
>gtatell me you're brown and underage without telling me
>>571494693>Asuka always had full fat COCK hot
shut up nigga ur not spacial nor interesting
>>571495356brown people are still better than tekken 8
>>571495410being spatial (a requirement to be human) is better than tekken 8
gta is not even anime
>m0nor spelling mistake
>>571495558Nobi's blind???
Can't wait for flood of GTA VI videos presenting how your balls shrink when you take anabolics
i don't need drugs for that
>80's synth music>footprints in the sand>no animeyeah i think gta vi will win
The gta girl SHOULD be xiaoyuit MUST be xiaoyu
why can't those retards just make a create a char instead of default
don't call me that
nipah!
getting fat in san andreas is the closest you'll get to that
i'll be waiting for gta 7 once gta 6 releases
This is tekgen, gtagen..
nice gtx gpu sis
gtx is still better than tekken
this is /codg/modern warfare 4 will save the fps genre
microsoft will cancel it and close the studio in a month
I thought the gameplay looked cool but I haven't played since black ops
Why does Nina even exist in this game?
cause her design is cheap and generic
>>571498364lustbait
meccha chameleon and mina the hollower are the new hot games everyone's playing, why aren't you?
can't run these games in my gtx gpu from 11 years ago
no one here still plays tekken
finna make some salsa twins
i want to make some kids with nina
Calm down Steve
In the age of the samurai, Murray's head would already be on a pike for his transgressions. His continued existence is the USA mocking Japan and reminding them they're a tamed dog.
>>571498851point taken
avenger in ttt2 offline is tgs in t8 online
>>571500419in the age of the samurai, I'd be a caligraphy teacher living with the hottest twink in town
>>571501905That too.
Never seen a fellow Azucena below 60 defence. Even the dumb fucks. Yet I regularily see the likes of "defensive" characters like Bryan in the 40s. All the way up to GoD1. Curious.
men? huge fan
Take care of yourself so you can serve your master
guys guys guyswhat is law's favourite drink?WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just played GTFO with passtranny and he was very impressed by my skills
wata = water
So is Tokon gonna be good or is it gonna flop hard? I remember everyone saying it was boring and not even THE DOOD cared for it but then ArcSys panicked and redid a bunch of stuff.
tokkon 8
it's gonna flop in the eyes of Sony and Marvel
my dicks gonna flop on your forehead
nothing wrong with that, dicks are hot
tokon these nuts
>>571503775Tokon is the last ditch to Sony to stay relevant on Fighting games before the PC takeover, Bungie clusterfuck is hurting them a lot and they're about to pulling out Playstation Tournaments.
tiktokon has no future
futa ling with a thick throbbing dickthoughts?
im just a lonely guy
okay I touched grass when does the pussy start rolling in
>>571504627>Chinese she has cute little ding-a-ling
>>571504992>>571504627
>>571504992futa xiayou with a small but thick dick, throbbing and squirting precum while rolling her eyes
>>571493764hope she sees this lil reddit timmy
THANK YOU MURRAY
so when's the new patch to make me ponder reinstalling
through the never
bob will turn it into positiveroger jr will turn it into very positiveyujiro will push it over the edge straight into overwhelmingly positiveand you will have no choice but to look back at all your negative comments and apologize profusely for each and every one
kuni bobbing up and down on yujiro's jr
my salsa is more like a soup
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/o2jplo3kpNc
>>571508326hehe silly gringo
i bet lingschizo can make a mean salsa
>>571502028azu is the kazuya of stance characters, makes sense her players have good defense as her offense is non existent
https://x.com/jackhuynh/status/2069059207383720091Bandai Lost
has tekken 8 even been updated with more recent dlss/fsr model supportthe game is still a blurry, ghosting mess
>>571506036>3.0 season>Nakatsu and company was sacked off by not listening the feedbacks properly>A Bamco Executive step in and approves the emergency patches and now Tk8 is in a good shapeFuck it, We ball
REAL THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmU_xvUm5EM
>>571473725For some reason Reddit hates Miary Zo. What do you think of that /tekgen/?Some of their main points:>Nooo she's a cute girl!! Cute girls don't fight!!!!Like we don't also have Kuni, Asuka, Lili, Xiaoyu, Chloe, etc >Nooo she uses magic shit!!! Tekken used to be about REAL fighting, not weird powers!!! It's not realistic!!!Totally ignoring all the Mishimas with their fucking devil lasers, Jun, Claudio, Zafina, the fact we've had vampires, kangaroos, farting dinosaurs, etc>She's an annoying rushdowner like Victor!!!Git gud. Learn how to punish rushdown characters.>But muh ogre lore!!!She's not the ogre. She's an ogre, and a cute one!Personally I love her :)
>>A Bamco Executivesay his name.
hating females is as cringe as loving them desu
Heisenberg
Gta has always been mid. Shoot niggas, jack cars, drive on the sidewalk, bang (and kill) prostitutes, yadayada.People play GTA because its mindless fun you could play while stoned. Its never been anything more than that.
>What do you think of that /tekgen/?she's sexy dark chocolate big boobs. she's my main squeeze in lieu of master raven
>>571509642A quick look up on reddit shows... they love her.. all your shit is made up.Why are you lying on the internet?
>AMDlels finally get something RTXchad had since 20xx series kekarooo
>For some reason Reddit hates Miary Zo.i don't care>What do you think of that /tekgen/?i think you should go back there nigger
im a newfag according to stats on ewgf ive played about 500 ranked matches in the past 3 weeks im at flame ruler and have a 27% win rate there hasn't been a single day where I had more wins than lossesmeanwhile i saw another newfag playing panda reach tekken king in like 200 matches and having a win rate of like 60% or 70%why am i so shit????
>>571509161>azucena>actually plays neutral>doesn't have a god button she can just throw out randomly>actually is steppable>actually has reasonable risk rewardSo nothing like Kazuya?
There was only a little bit of pushback when she was revealed because she's not black enough
tekken 8 season 2 was the funniest april fools prank ever
I think it might be nice if Miary Zo dickmogged me with a 24 inch futa python while giggling and joking about my skinny 5.5 incher
>>571510014Why are you blind?The comments are overwhelmingly negative https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/V8jyU0yUeb>>571510154Can't say that word here silly
you're just gonna delete your post anyway lingmexican. sometimes i forget you even exist
>>571510468>500 comment about great tits
My GT7 PC replacement therapy
there hasn't been a good racing game since need for speed prostate
>>571510564bruh you dont gotta be angry cause i use nigga its just 4chan lingo although i guess if i were to say it like actual racist which i have used it then youre rite but yeh its not ill intended when i say like you nigglas its alright is just me trying to be ghetto in a way
>>571510673There's been plenty since.
>>571510379Never stop being you and never stop grinding ranked. Customization update?
>>571510673Imagine Tekken Racers
>>571510468>overwhelmingly negative>most are saying she has a great rackAre you illiterate?
i came up with the idea called "nigga" in tekgen(2015)
>>571510768just made this one and the ice devil jin
why did you invent black people
>>571510990Your Kazuya is lewder than any of your Xiaoyu or Lilis customizations
watched the eva 1.0 movie yesterday, half an hour in to 2.0 so far, what a shit showalso gaped some russian kazooyer earlier, matched up with him again an hour later, he plugged during the last combo before losing lmao
Some niggas really see Tekken as a fashion game
Ok this is epic for the win!
>>571511598Yes?
why do mai thai fighters always seem to punch at some spot above their opponents head
>>571511723I appreciate it but it seems like a lot of effort
fashion game? i want to splooge all over miary
>>571511723women, tits and ass is the best part of tekken.
Which Tekken characters do women/homos find hottest?
>>571511834It takes like five minutes to set up a goon outfit
>based homosleo>cringe homoskazuya
>>571512056hwo or jin asuka main btw
>>571512056hwoarang/king/jin/victor
>>571511476was just trying to make him cool lmao
>>571512161Leo is a girl so Leo fans are straggots
miary zoo
Miary Vs YujiroOgre Vs Ogre...
I need her I am her
>>571512720You are not Ling Xiaoyu. You haven't had your holes gaped by Jin Kazama.
>>571512849Proof of such statement?
>>571512927I'm British so I can't access 18+ material on the internet
>I have a devilish tendency to want to stop posting intermittently so you nigglas develop a feeling of abandonment and then return over very women coded behavior imo, it works tho as it makes me want you even more
Consumed too much salty food and gave myself a headache
>>571512720>>571494512Is there a Nina or Lili version?
STOP GOONING
>>571513575Generate one
what kind of salty food give me an example of the sort of salty food you consumed that led to your headache
>>571513575cant make it i ran out of prompts
just drink water nigga
someone make a kuni version
You don't wanna know man, it was so salty.I had pizza from a local takeaway with bacon on it, salt and vinegar crisps, olives, all the fricking salt...
someone make.. a michael versionill pay you btw
tbqh that sounds like its worth the headache
despite what people think, sodium is good for your healthexcess sodium doesn't cause heart attacks, your body simply removed the excess via pee or sweatyou will have to drink a bit more water than usual but that's itso next time don't be afraid of properly seasoning your foodor even using a bit extraveggies taste better with more salt
https://files.catbox.moe/n2jtn0.png
Both me and this Yoshi were on 1 hp with like 3 seconds to go and this nigga decides to try his sitting down healing bullshit Nahhhh die nigga, green rank type move
Why would you post that
having a crush when you're pushing 30 is so fucking cringy but she is worth it bros
who is...
aaaaarrghh im pooping
Der pooper
help
The only way to balance Bryan's taunt is to make cancelling the taunt a just frame. If you fuck it up no move comes out and you just taunt in front of their face and get launched.
the right way to balance bryan's taunt is to put infinite stages in the game and buff backdash speed/distance
i'm pushing 27 it's over i'm too old
passtranny lost>>>/v/741620104
>>571517929>>571517221Medicaments now
>steam cuckbox for $1050>MEANWHILST I can order a $900 laptop from amazon right now that has a laptop 5060 with roughly twice the power of the steam cuckbox and more ram>doesn't come with a controller, but does come with a screen, battery, keyboard, and touchpadextremely embarrassing ngl...
oh my days blad
>>571517236i remember watching TMM's guide against bryan and he said "do not step and do not duck"which says a lot about how balanced bryan is ngl
>>571517963I'm 34 now. I am thinking of killing myself.
time to take a piss
reina and kuni yuri roleplay accounts
reina and kuni yuri roleplay>Reina: "blyat kunimitsa! youh not drink alone like american. You drink with tovaric! ME!">Kuni; "suka yaotome reina! you cannot drink the vodka blyat you is child!"
always, i have found their shoulders incredibly attractive. perhaps i am too perverse
xiaoyu is legitimately bottom 5 character in the game right now (when played against human beings)
new tactics update
>>571519581meds
Doujin idea: Kuni headlocks Reina until she pisses herself
meds? vashe zdorov'ye!
>$1049 + tip>controller not included>gets owned by $800 laptops
>hype steamcube in the era of scalpers>drop 1k price tag>you just know scalpers and piggies are gonna buy it day 1>rake in millions while you go look at squids in your submarineGaben has figured it out and i would do the same, except the submarine partyou could not pay me enough to go down there
https://streamable.com/7239pe
if i was a gabeillionaire i would buy an island and host a secret tekken club where we play tekken and do other things
I'm Damaged
>>571520379100+ damageKunimitsu is just too broken
yeah, only manly high t characters should be allowed to have high dmg combos, girl characters should only get 1000s of skirts and cute clothes for sissy self inserts
i matched a couple kunis and they're literally impossible to play against unless the player's don't know her buttonsshe's alisa, lars, victor tier cancer
let me guess, bryan main?
https://streamable.com/868uvj
chatgpt is very confused by the steam machine...
you are new dlc saar
>>571521408this is literally how the devs think
wait what are there really mechas in forza now
yepforza won btw
gran turismo is better
>>571521914was he right or nah
>>571522923no
>>571521946that looks a bit TOO specific but pretty cool
>Valve Steam Machine officially priced at $1049 for 512GB and $1428 for 2TB bundle
I had a PS2 with gran tourismo but I was also playing forza at a friends placeboth are good, not need to get a prissy about either of them
i gotta shoot meself in me head me life is a joke m8
>Valve Steam Machine offers performance between Radeon RX 7600 and RX 6600
YUO BETTER HAVE A LOICENSE TO POST THAT
It's too fucking hot these last couple daysi can't do shit
you can always proompt
It honestly wouldn't take that much money to hire a small team and make a Tekken killer. Even RUSH got niggas excited, imagine releasing a prototype that's actually good and then crowdfunding.
I'd like to discuss the character appeal of Mai and Kunimitsu , but first of all, they're really good-looking.
man can never be hot
my rabbi gave me aids when he circumcised me because he didnt wash his hands
id tell you the crazy shit that happened when i got circumsised but not even my parents believed me so
i watched the amazing atheist circus and identified the most with this ball not even yoking
blud said he watched the underage tranny circus oh my days allow it
>single channel ram setup (kills 20% perf)>performs worse than base ps5 in 50% of the scenarios>doesn't match ps5 settings (have to force lower graphics to match ps5 dev-tweaked setups)>costs 2.5x times the ps5>can build something slightly bigger but also 3 times more performant for half the cost>can match it 1:1 using a 120 bucks APUsteam machine sucks so bad that i was right all along to give shit to valve.this is not a console, this is not a pc, this is just a greedy piece of shit, but it's cute
>1100€ in 2026 for a PS5 equivalent shitbox
>>571525847Hol up, the version that doesn't have fuck all memory and comes with controller is 1428€HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
I think Gabe was banking on reasonable component prices. It seems like a genuine oversight rather than a cash grab. I'm not buying one but i'm sure as fuck not buying a home console either.
>>571525847it's way worse due to it not being able to run mainstream MP games (anti cheat issues on linux) doesn't really match ps5 due to ps5 using actual higher settings (custom made) that are not accessible to pc, in fact ps5 games usually have dynamic res which is not a thing on most PC ports..on top of that it lacks the "console sellers", cs2 and dota2 ain't gonna sell this
>>571526046if you're not buying a 200 bucks ps5 you're basically poor, i don't want to start a fight but genuinely speaking, a used console is a good extra in any gaming setup..i can't imagine the steam machine being a good extra or even a replacement for a console, it's literally an expensive brick.a notebook hooked on a tv + a console would deliver a much better gaming experience for 2/5 of the price imo
>>571526090You're right. With this low effort as DIY build, you get auto-FSR3 which gives you eye cancer and the CPU is hopelessly choked 6c Zen 4. Fuck those cunts.
the gabecube was already priced in before the ram boom, he paid it here and then for cheap, he's simply selling it at a 120% margin markup so make up for the steam deck low margins or some shit
>>571526491Also the controller has no excuse being that expensive when it has none of those expensive components that AI is hogging up. It's nothing more than greed.
>200 bucks ps5good luck finding a used ps5 for 200 american dollars that isn't a roach motel or without cables/controller because it's stolen
>>571526294I use a laptop with a 5060 that runs whatever I need. If I have to buy an adjuvant console i'd rather get XSX. It's not about the money, PS5 is one of the worst consoles ever released IMO.
>>571526635yeah i went a bit too enthusiastic about the price, it's about 300€ here, which i must say it's definitely not $200 but it's also not outrageously high for what it is, still, you get the gist, it beats the $1200 asked for the steam machine and comes with bigger storage too..
>>571526785yes i can agree with that, a 5060 will do fine, i still think a ps5 would still be a fine addition if you're a fan of single player slops (i am)
GAY BENTO STOP A GAY BENGAY BEN
signed away my right to legal action applying to several low-wage jobs, now I get to play video games for the rest of the day!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUdXHMstpgI'M BUYING THE STEAM MACHINE CAUSE I AM MATERIALISTIC AND I NEED SOMETHING TO SHOW OFF TO PEOPLE
>>571526046Yes prices suck rn, but it's not a satisfactory excuse when so many other prebuilts outperform so much it for so much cheaper.
ngl idk what a steamdeck even is
Which one of you fuckers is "Bushin Bussy"?
im so close
>>571527825It's a handheld PC. When it first launched, it was $300 - $600 cheaper than all the handheld PCs on the market while also dramatically outperforming all of them. We're talking about the Steam Machine though which is a total piece of shit.
>>571528106The Steam Deck became irrelevant like 6 months after release when the Rog Ally released.
>sented to 10 lives in jail>cure for mortality comes through>get stuck for a millenium
Does Fahkunigger have a SINGLE weakness?
yeah he's asian
with AI only conceptual art has valueyes, artfags, you need to write a gay dissertation every time you draw a picktcha for peehole to take you seriouslyenjoy niggerdont kill yourself while your at it goy!
conceive of my balls
*puts balls in your mouth*assize them, faggot
wtf elong musk nigga just rugged me
>>571530749skill issuemine is still at +18%
my life is a calamity if i had a gun i would in minecraft
release the sneedercut
>>571511630>mecha>no big tittied loli piloting itShamefur dispray
>>571530749Is SpaceX going down? By the way Tesla stocks are artificially inflated by Musk.
the cleveland steam machine
This or a Steam Machine (Controller not included) for $1049?
my parnes wanted me to fill out a document on my pc without even telling me what to put in the document so ive spendt the entire afternoon doing nothing and i slept 5 hours waking up 2 times in between and my life is shit tekken
>>571532449Tekken 8 Shop Coins
>ADHD>Tekken playername a more iconic duo
>>571532595Hell yea
I am now announcing... The 9th King of Iron Fist Tournament!
>get new "console" for xmas gifted by my granparents>it can't run gta vii hate them so much
>>571532871who is you
>>571493764>when your only strat to get laid is agree with women comically hard
valve could just bundle HL3 with the steam machine and it would sell more than the ps5 and switch 2 combined
>>571532970You aren't ready for that information
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sZVsLAqlFs
practice gratitude
>>571532449Nvidia always wins since you can activate DLSS cheat code.
>>571533929fsr 4.1 is coming to steam deck though
>>571534143More overrated AMD crap that will kill performance so hard you shouldn't even bother.
Murray is about to wake up to go to work btw, he does that 5 times per week
>>571534331yeah i'm not expecting miracles
>>571532408There's going to be big selloffs in July/August and October - December because of large amounts of shares being unlocked around then. All super hyped IPOs drop dramatically in the months to year following launch.>By the way Tesla stocks are artificially inflated by Musk.Owning tons of shares of your own company is the exact opposite of artificial you brainlet.
steam machine is still better than denny's pc so that's a win
Tekken 3 had the best opening movie
my life a nigger joke wheres the closest tall building
Tag 1 and 5's are better
>>571534890It's on par with T4 and T5.
i have aids
i have aidshd and i main kazuya
I want her to peg my bum
I want you to book yourself for therapy
Therapy? nice band
This is surprisingly close to my own estimates
I... am Steve
so Steve just wants to go back?
>>571536112>That changes things quite a bit.kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c76zWHfdm5oeven this is better than the steam machine
ive become hetereosexual how do i cope -.-
have sex incels
have sex with me incels
ew, not even at goon-pointAAAAHAHAHAHAi don't like tekken 8
i still dont know if i was predetermined to have a shit retard life or if i fucked up and if im pretedermined by now to have one or if im not condemned for the future too, what if my conscious awareness is just a weak epiphenomenon but i cant even control it even so? not coping just asking questions
if you were born in a working-class family then you were always predestined to be in this position.only rich people should have kids once we get a fully automated robot/ai working era.lili main btw
wat da hecc
all the quantum positions of your existence are predetermined but (You) can choose through your actions which path your consciousness takeswhich means you fucked up, get good
my sister is very angry that i call her aunt chlamidya as a joke she doesnt have chlamydia its just a funny word
you need to either get your shit together or ascend into a being that can perceive and move in the 4th dimension at will although that would also mean you can't go back to all this again
>>571536159and I'm having sex with Nina everyday
what am I doing with my life
win win win no matter what
when more than 1 responsibility accumulates i can't bear the brunt (brunt lol) and i withdraw from responsibilities altogether. then if the uncertainty continues i withdraw for several days weeks or months. then if i withdrew for more than a day or two it starts feeling too late to come back to even one responsibility so i withdraw from even one responsibility. and then it spirals even further in the same cycle.
i know it's a meme her but unironically an adhd symptom
is tekgen the amazing digital circus but instead of weird clown bodies we have the same memes we repeat over and over again and our bodies are also these little squares of text and the ocassional image we post? WOWWWWWW
ok but which one of the squares is the tranny rabbit that makes everyone kill themselves?
FUCK YOU ELON MUSK AAAAAHHHHHHHH
ok janny if off-topic posts, spam, and avatarfagging are no longer actionable then what is? how do i keep my tekgen clean?
who are you talking to?
You deserve a permanent rangeban for wanting good faith discussion of a bad faith product.
>>571539369chill blud, have some dogshit8
>>5715399210.5D party masher
>counteryou retards never stop telling on yourselves
im eye colour racist
Xe didn't confirm the whiff!
I have cute eyes
i carry the flame
whole point of that webm is steve turned his back on a hit because literal jeets coded the game
i was doing my anti aging diet and became a peegan but my momma bought me 6 donuts and i HAVE to eat the donuts nigga she said there peeganit feels so geh to say your a peeganim a peegan but i identify as a carnivorehence im a VtC vegan to carnivore
how to install windows on steam machine for gaming
as of 4 minutes ago, i'm 33 years old
you become
thats joung
You're welcome Your friend is about to receive one of the most important tactical analyses in human history:Trained swordsman + armor: swordsman favored.Untrained skinny guy + armor: still favored, but much closer.Old man with mind-controlled deer: dangerous enough to make this a real fight.If your friend starts adding more deer, the balance of power may shift dramatically.
>>571541415happy birthday sis
>>571541667thanks sis
>>571541415hbd nibba
i am the blade of my sword koi
im gonna eat the donuts
have nigga, sex
im starting to think /tekgen/ doesnt know steve matchup at allwhen was the last time you saw a steve doing 21 into (((back stance)))
The Minecraft guy?
no the corny boxer from dekken series
i need my balls sucked by a lili main...
i have shit genetics
>>571542448i could in theory start to play lili i guess
the steve matchup is>everything is safe and homing>if you try to press he can do one of his better-than-aop evasion flowcharts so you have to hard read it with a specific option>also he might do his plus on whiff m4 so you have to hard read that too sometimes>you can't just wait it out because he will loop guard break guessies>guess nigga guessso basically standard T8 niggery squared
tyler1 reached 1600 MR before phidx
sf6 is designed to reward being bad at fighting games so makes sense
wait the alphabet song is just twinkle twinkle little star
went to get my haircut today. the dude didn't stop talking for the whole thing. said he was from kurdistan (didn't want to say iraq?) and he dropped out of a computing degree. pretty sure he made remarks about chinese people and gypsies though I could hardly understand him. the cut itself, not very good, too short on top.
Can YOU react to all throws from King?
Wish josie was in tekken so I could make jokes about "josie being in heat" 10 times a day
Must be really traumatising for Steve, seeing the kind of shit his mother wears in public....
The window for breaking GS extends until you are practically on the ground so I don't know why it was ever considered a mixup.
I struggle to beat the AI on normal mode. I was never meant to be good at Tekken...
i jerked off Nina in 1975, who the FUCK ARE YOu?
>>571548249>i jerked off NinaHow big was her cock?
imagine if josie turned into a complete abusive dom when in heat
What does Heihachi smell like?
>>571543753>everything is safehe is built like that and the drawback is he has shit lows so he cant really do shit to you>and homingsteve sure is known for his homing>if you try to press he can do one of his better-than-aop evasion flowcharts so you have to hard read it with a specific optioni dont use that shit because its unsafe but how is that not fair? all chars with that gimmick, (raven, azu, king, zin, paul,leo, devil jin and many fuck more) they die if you make a read and vice versa>you can't just wait it out because he will loop guard break guessiesnot a thing above god0 because the odds are dogshit against steve. for lionshart mixups, ub2 and pkb2 are pure reaction (yes doped up god3 players can react to guardbreak mid match). b12 and pkb df12 are hugely in your favor, you eat 21 dmg for guessing wrong if you step to the left and full launch on all other options and that is the scrub way to get out. ducking b12 isnt that hard
Gaypachi Pissima
>>571544882With scripts, sure :)
do 5 b1+2 in a row with dragunovopponent still holding back
Sir Gay?
>>571509530You can update DLSS yourself, just swap out the file and maybe use dlsstweaks to force a newer preset. Use the nvidia app and it'll work even with MP games that have actual anti-cheats.
>>571512117Is her mom stupid???
>>571550162i just backdash it at the last second as cunnymitsu
>>571550162classic plus/homings sequence, brave of you to attempt it since it's not considered strong in the current meta
plus/homing != homing/plus
>>571519727Nobody whose labbed enough to know what a competent xiaoyu is doing can claim the title of human being.
my kit > steam machine
havent worked for 4 days because of gout flareim broke nigga
https://streamable.com/2nzf3j
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
what the fuck
Bad Lieutenant 3??
i like Tifa but I can't understand somebody like Phidx just straight up quitting a game he's played for almost a decade just because a bitch with big tits is being added to another game
what big tits?
its not hard to quit tekken 8
>>571554280it's just humiliating to be a tekken playerwe get a shitty soul calibur character whereas SF gets a character that's been requested by the tekken community since forever
im hard when i play tekken 8
phidy sees the collab for what it is: capcom solidifying street fighter's place as the only "real" fighting game on the market. tekken is in a sharp downturn with all the leadership making their exits so it makes sense to hedge your bets and expand your influence into other scenes
i am a tranny expert
stretch panic is the only game with big tits, everything else is mosquito bites
>>571554280the only reason he started taking tekken seriously is for noctis. he was always like that.
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/m2sA8GNEln4
>>571554280Tifa is hot don't get me wrong but are people like, Tifa "fans"? How?
>>571554280You don't understand the depth of the humiliation ritual.
final fantasy 7 is the most popular and influential game of all time. tifa is the most drawn character in rule 34 historybeing willfully ignorant about tifa's popularity is a phenomenon that only happens on tekgen and it just proves how buckbroken tekken fans still are over the news
>>571555119formative waifu for millennials and they refuse to let her go. zoomies wouldn't get it.
>>571555407shit face with shit outfit, gachaslops mog her without even trying
GRANDMAAAAA DO YOU KNOW WHO TIFA IS??? WHAT ABOUT THIS ITALIAN PLUMBER WEARING RED?
>final fantasy 7 is the most popular and influential game of all time
>>571555901>>571555676>>571555596tekkope
>>571556507this aint /horrorgen/ niggy
>>571557207you lost
at least we're not 2xko rite guys haha that would suck
>>571556720
>>571553936HE LITERALLY JUST SPAMMED THE SAME MOVE THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND I CANNOT PUNISH IT
At least 2XKO didn't rape a beloved franchise.
Now watch VF6 get Lucia
tekgen lobby Pw 1111
>>571558069>>571558000>>571557914>>571557687>>571557637bump>>571557436>>571556720
is this a bohemian chat room
>>571558307idk play jason
murray.exe creepypasta
what should i watch
This is inside Kazuya Mishima's brain
>>571558927need dat inked up goblina in the lower right bros
>Midwest safety
>>571558918he forces you to play tekken 8....the horror
>>571558927looking for a S400 satana nuclear missile in a Mexican market
This thing worth playing?
>>571558069Join the lobby
>>571559820why did that happen
>>571559721But im fucking garbage
>>571559878me and anna
if i looked like this i would let you guys nut inside me every day
I can't wait for VFCROSSROADS, developed by Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio and published by SEGA
>>571560552meds
>>571560552what does asukas rancid morning breath smell like?
i aooreciate the thoughtnot fixing that typo
Pw 1111 join lobby
Pw NoTyFuckOffLmao
ggs lili player
>>571559721characters in the lobby?
>>571561420Yeah
>>571561420ryu and ed
mom threw away my copy of harry potter kinect
Are Bryan and Dragunov mute or do they really really just not like to talk.
Lobby up for 15 more minutes
>>571562212dragunov was fucked in the asshole and cant speak as a result.
>>5715614205 lidias, 10 kunis, 7 alisas, 15 hwos, 8 yoshis
bryan used to speak perfect english until harada flanderized him into a drooling half machine/half ape person
>>571562267And a partridge in a pear tree
>>571562221cool, characters in the lobby???
>>571562446Just dragunov
Isn't Drag canonly mute?
Been a while since we heard an update on the progress of Tekken X Street Fighter. Becoming a little concerned.
Dragunov is Deadpool. Basically the only character who breaks the 4th wall regularly. I guess Marduk did too.
>>571562868gameplay reveal at evo this weekend
>god 3 clive>spams tighten every 5s
>Tekken characters breaking 4th wallWut
yeah like a stage hazard
Dragunov giving cameraman hard time
Does this game have "this only works online" moves or is the netcode actually not shit (coming from smash, so not much to live up to)
>>571562652he speaks in tekken 6 scenario compaign and is noted to be a great singer
dragunov looks into the camera and says "this reminds me of that movie the avengers"
>>571563212jin's d2 is reactable when playing offline on pc
https://www.twitch.tv/ciaraanicole
>>571563324i don't think scenario campaign written dialogue is the same as voiced dialogue. also the only canon route is lars and dragunov doesn't talk in that one
Yeah didnt Marduk grab the camera in one of his end taunts or am I getting confused with Rajeet from SF.
My tierlist on how annoying it is to fight you
>>571563867he had to vocalize the words, he's not telepathic. the official portrayal is someone who can speak but only rarely does so.
>>571563948let me guess, battle ruler rank?
>>571563948>zafina>lili>Paul>jin>Anna>Nina>asuka>kunimitsu>'let's have a good Duel'Lol, lmao.
>>>/gif/30821075i just came to this im not joking
>>571563948put kazuya and azu next to zafina and you have something starting to resemble a reasonable tierlist
>>571565741
>>571566046im not indian im from el salvador
In this life, you're either a winner, or a Tekken player
latinx took over tekken
wtf
>>571566620I know its hard for you to accept Mortal Kombat 1 flopped, but you cant keep holding a grudge like this
i really want to smell lilis putrid rancid morning breath so fucking bad bros
Tekken will forever be a joke because Harada failed to get Tifa in. It has cast a permanent curse on the franchise and community we will never recover from.Harada you fucking failure and ruined everything
i legit felt stuck on this account at one point1 more to go
>>571563948
>>571563948>>571569780
https://x.com/ArslanAsh95/status/2067658527502737591
>>571571403I burned your quran yesterday
>>571572993just made this post in response to >>571572937
we need toy chica to match tifa
3+4 > 4, 4 > 4, f+4, 4, 4I love this lil braindead miary combo that's 71 damage and impossible to fuck up....even more, her uf+1 / ub+1 both do 51 damage in one hitalso, she has huge boobs
>>571574409>>571574331>>571573114bump
>get reked by kicharging nina >khunt one and dones me>found kicharging nina again>reks my ass again>kicharges again>fucks off again>the block list is fullreeeeeeeEEEeEeeEeeeE
today I beat a drag player 3-0, he rematched, I had him at 2-0 again but rage quit just before I got the final punch also had a reina i beat 3-0 who one and done'd me, ended up matching with them again, same result, and then a 3rd time... the last time they just didn't even fight, just left the room ig and let me perfect them 3 times over....
luv me some 'cane's you feel me homie
for me it's plasma kang
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17874853Post this here. Better yet make it the OP of the next thread.Meanwhile i am going to sleep. Good night, good citizens of /tekgen
cloe looking cute today!
my asshole is itchy after i shat brosi need anna to come and make it not itchy
nevada is such a fucking shithole, don't ever come here for your own sake
come to nebraska nigga we have africans and muslims here
more mouse bites.
>>571563212Netcode isnt strictly delay-based but its still pretty trash so shit thats hard to raw react to offline is pretty free unless they're both in your state and their PS5 isnt overheating. Stick to 5 bars at least or, better yet, dont even buy this dogshit game.
>>571560552I wouldn't touch a girl that'd sleep with a Tekken 8 player with a ten foot pole.
>>571578747The first fucking sentence you typed up is a lie.You don't play this game.You never have.Otherwise you'd know that's bullshit.
>Alisa player>RetardedMany such cases.
>blatantly lie on 4chan>get called out>moan and fling insults
I might be a waifunigger but at least idgaf about customization. Shit's mad cringe most of the times
>>571560643>DenuvoNot thanks. i'm good.
Ive been playing Tekken for nearly 17 years and have never really learned a combo. I just jab out a bunch of unrelated moves and win fights, but Im not comboing
>>571579114Where's the lie, retard?
thats my strategy with DOA i still dont know what a parry is or the input so i can barely beat hardest difficulty CPU
>>571579282well she is voiced by osaka
I watched The Furious and the final villain gave me Hwoarang PTSD
is dead by daylight allowed?
>>571580359didn't you hear? it's janny appreciation week so they're not enforcing any rules right now. try again next week if you want to get banned
>>571580014Tekken has the most aggressive roleback I've ever seen. I wish it had the good ol T7 delay again where the game goes to powerpoint presentation on lag. It doesn't do that anymore.
>>571537834FF12.....Soul....
>>571581008single player mmo
>>571559878Holy kek that puma got blasted hard
>>571581312LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FGC Fans are still on denial with the PC/Esports Takeover by ESL and the upcoming player parley.Those activists are still thinking they have the upper hand to decide the future of the communnity moving foward, however, the companies, sponsors and tournaments are moving away from the western hemisphere. The Evo expansion was a calculated movement by men on suit.>>571568591>Tekken will forever be a joke because Harada failed to get Tifa in.Rebirth can't make more than 2M sales. Final Fantasy Branding is dry to gain more fans with a 40+ playerbase old. On other side. AK winning yesterday just revived the momentum with the compettive scene, FGC fans are third class customers. the first one are Casuals and the competitive scene are second class customers. Tekken will never be the same, but it will last with just the name and esports.
>>571575606Our next OP!
>>571581239The best of its kind. I miss being 15 so much man ;(
>>571581442...is Kazuya.
>>571581575dis
AHHH BUY OUR FUCKING DEMAKES YOU CRAZY LUNATICS OR I'LL BOMB YOU TO THE STONE AGE! ALLAH ACKBAR
We're winning 3vo
mom keeps telling me i should get a job, i'll go and get one tomorrow, i promise
>>571583108
whens miguel
it's true i swear, she keeps sending me these job applications she finds online for me to check out, it's so tiresome man
after evo
I miss lilianon...
Living is no longer fun. My hair went grey too and dyeing it feels weird.
i need to fuck a tranny
>>571580665What did I say that disagreed with that you argumentative faggot? I said it's not strictly delay-based. I also said it still sucks.
checked the evo brackets, it's rigged for asslan again, he has another piss easy run to top 8
>>571584020>>571583884>>571583965same poster
>>571584339he's gonna run into either pinya or jdcr or ryan fart, who knows and judging by his recent placements those could be tossups. even if he makes it to round 3 winners side he will have to face either aqeel or cbm or joe budden??? to get to top 24 and those two have even more of a chance to be spoiler
joe budden will be the only non-korean non-paki in top 8. screenshot this post
>>571515867you've been posting this same stuff for months, faggot. shit or get off the pot
Im constipatedI need more time
ur 30 nigga u aint got no time no mo
Did you know people with ADHD have like a 30% developmental lag for their age? So, 30 really is 21.
>>571582528Modern fighting games cant survive without guests. Be grateful.
im 26 but i feel 35 or smthng, ive even had a midlife crisis already and ditched all my friends and career advancements, rn im like a crumpled plastic bottle floating on a muddy river
>>571586603You may have had a baby mid life crisis but the one you have at 32 is the real hard hitter.Im actually past the age of being able to do anything as a young man
ao vs arslan will be grand finals again but this time ao wins
jesus lowhigh is like 500x better than any NA player
>>571584984All of those except cbm are absolute dogshit and he will rape them. Nobi is also washed, and kesiuke is a choker
>>571586965aqeel may be dogshit but he has a history of beating arslan in the kuni mirror
dont think wawang apes are playing the same game as us
Since every post has fucked up notation>>571479462Use the plus sing niggadf+1>>571479638Same for youf+2>>571479941And youf+2>>571482340And youwr2 is okay-ishb+1+2>>571488612Dogshit post all aroundeither wr2 or WR.2DF+1,2what the fuck is WS!, if you mean wall splat it's W!
>>571587485meds
>>571587485
>>571548607Please refrain from postingub+2PAB.2b+1+2 or b+1,2?PAB.df+1,2>>571550162Again, use the plus singb+1+2>>571563451You too sweetyd+2>>571574409Tekken doesn't use >, also drop the spaces when writing down strings:3+4 4,4 4 f+4,4,4Otherwise good job!
>>571587485>singsign*dumb FUCK
>>571587684>PLAB 2
>>571587701FUCK, but thanks for correcting me, I honestly deserve it
oh we got a faggot attention whore that needs to reply to multiple people per post
why is blud off him meds again
i think i just fought le engage man
>>571588450
>>571588513enough with the anime
>>571588450OH MY GOOOOD DID HE JUST PRESS THE RAGE ART BUTTON OH MY GOD THAT'S SIICK YOO
What IS a realistic frame difference when you fuzzyguard?
>>571589238against other characters? 5+against my main (low tier, no mix ups, unplayable)? 1 and you are incredibly bad at the game if you can't do it
notationposting is classic tekgen
>>571560552if you looked like that and were a biological female (which you clearly aren't) you'd be trapped in my basement to get creampied at least twice a day
ggs clean tekken
fuck chu mean clean tekken nigga finna rob your ass with some real bullshit up in this bitch
I saidggsclaentkne
watchu talmbout twin
>>571589238I'd say around 6f or 100ms.
>>571563948Here's mine
>>571590646calm down phi lam
>>571590646
poor Miary is a character for nobody>muh serious gamers just see her as goonbait due to her titties>gooners don't even give a fuck about her because she isn't whitetruly a character for nobody
>>571591425I love Miary!!
>>571591425I like her but her gameplay is shite so I can't play her and have to settle for gooning to her outside of the game
I hate her
>>571592116Nazi
>>571591425There's always a niche demand for a new goonbait character that nobody else plays so you can freely knowledge check ranked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHeQ3B7s-Tkit's up
im tweaking
my gout flare still here nigga
>>571592787He can't talk shit about Arisa anymore.
>>571592787>lately i came to undertand that electric and twin pistons are his best launchers>lately i don't even need to say anything
im into women
thats problematic
lmao
hi im new around here can someone rate my alisa custom
>>571594872kys
This is how you know Kazuya is no lower than top 3.
>>571594872this got him boilin
>>571594872>>571595827Keep it down, will ya. I'm writing job applications rn.
i still don't understand the upplaying of kazuya
>imporrible to punish +ob launcher>vortex low that wall splats for a full combo>i13 WS launcherbut his df+2 is terribad, therefore he is low tier :(
>>571595881you got sacked from the mailman gig?
>>571595881kys
>>571596436lys
>steam machine is out>it's pricey>suddenly denny wants to worki'm sure these things are not related
>duck or jab the electric>punish df2>can literally be jabbed out of anything>ws2?d1+2? hellsweep?11 2? block and launch>has barely any evasion>b1+2 is a useless move>demon paw? step it>df1 strings? duck and launch otherwise just get knocked back on the extensions>wavedash? just mash a mid>can't keep looping offense and stance like the rest of the roster canyou most likely play the most braindead characters that genuinely play the game for you and you complain about a character that needs timing, spacing and execution and can't do shit if you rush him down i won't argueif you want to disagree just kill yourself
>>571596436i would have the most tender sex in the world with nina
>>571596616i disagree out of respect for keisuke
Talking about tier lists is geniunely the most low IQ shit you can do
timing is when you use the safe move 10 times and it lands once btw
denny is eric
eric was cool as fuck and never posted a single anime pic in his life, he was a caring soul in search of a significant other that looked leo.denny is just an anime infested individual who bases his worth on material things, it burns him from the inside to know that he has the shittiest hardware in the entirety of tekgen.eric wasn't like that (bless his soul)
>>571596072Nah, trying to get more work for more money to buy a 2nd 1080.
buy a Ti model this time
>>571596748calm down phi lam
>>571597023nah
Kazuya's df2 should be -14
who the fuck is phi
the shit i wanted to buy is not on sale fuck u bezos. more like negroz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-8S8zk4dn8Bandai Lost
ur few years too late to buy in the pc market
who the fuck is ellie then?
tbqh you can get good hardware in the used market, got a 5800x + mobo + 32gb ram for 200 bucks
>amd gpu>good hardware
that's an amd cpu (8c/16t) as for the gpu i already have a 3080 so it paired well
She has Kuni II's exact height and weight. therefore this is Kuni's canon bodytype
i like women feet
proofs?
>>571598060FEET
it took 2.5 years for people to realize that ws3 solves all the "counterplay" kazuya allegedly hasshould be -12 btw
>Capcom's doing a Spotlight showcase this week, offering a better look at Dragon's Dogma 2's new Dark Arisen DLC, Onimusha, and more
>>571598707Can I have a 13f ws move too please? I only have one and it's a duckable high and doesn't do anything...
DAMN I'M GOOD
>makes people lag due to old hardware>people leave>DAMN I'M GOODlmaooooo
>>571599020bruh I fucking hate that 90% of the game is crouching around like a cockroachI just wanna shoot stuff
what is nakatsu doing right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHE4TBFLclwnot this
it's kinda funny how people went "libtards don't want to admit that real women can look like eve she's modeled after a real woman!" and then you look at the IRL model and she literally looks nothing like Eve
>>571599212imagine sitting there watching as other people talk about the character ass that was instantly scanned from your own ass
2 beers in, only one meeting to go in a bit, gonna stock up alcohol after, who else DRUKing right now?
my curse is to be lonely at all times
Is this some weird thing where fanbois use the names of their streamers?>>571599097Cat, you chose the hardest game in existence.. But it's waaay easier the more people you have. I always play in duos. Just with 2 people, stealth clearing a room goes super fast. Especially if you've got one dude with a knife with you.
>implying the lag is because of hardwareit's a third party software
what happened to the first two parties
they killed themselves
*ahem* fix kazuya nigga
fix me a drink nigga
>>571581575Why is Kazuya hugging a pumpkin head while naked?
I'm noooticing
>>571602171kys faggot
even that one loli from asia has better hardware than you and i can even better money on it
ladies and ladsit's spag's birthdaysay something nice about him
should we gift him a skin color change
spag more like fag
I'mma go play clive and spam d1+2
the only spag I know is spagbol and im gonna eat some for lunch
spag more like spagstic
denny more like penny (broke) AHAHAHA
Shit, I got rekt hard
cute
kys
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