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>>571499303
>he thought it wasn't Ayabe
>flat =/= not tits>no tits = not feminineif u like flatties, u are a faggot
waheyphew, finished with event in time
ikuno....................dictus
Why is there a second thread? The other thread literally has Ayabe in the OP
I don't wanna MANT anymore
they call her ikulavicular
Is Ayabe consider a bad bake now? What more rules do we have now
>>571500247>are characters from completely unrelated gacha off topic and against the rules now?retard
>>571500247This is a mindbroken bake. Use the first bake.
>>571499559That's not Ayabe
>>571500247Don't know about the baker of this one or other anons but for me, it's like, the rest of the image is arknights and as such, I assume it's Amiya wearing ear covers to look like Ayabe and not Ayabe herself.>But that's retardedYeah, I know, but I don't care
>>571500247It's Ayabe since this is the original is. Imma use the first one while meido decides
>>571500359>>571500395https://x.com/1ofAgnesDigital/status/2051170087424635097
Mindbroken all of you.
>>571499739Steamy Edo umanko...
Ayame...Ayabe...
>>571500712Putting a face of an uma on an unrelated image does not make it uma relevantunless you believe that putting a very small Nishino Flower on an image, no matter what that image is it will somehow make it uma relevant
>>571499663sprint mant is actually fun
>>571501115What if the Nishino is 1kb big?
>>571501214sex
>>571501350Because someone got away with it once
>>571501350Fag tried it with Shakur and failed before so now he's trying to tiptoeing the fine line
>>571501115>Putting a face of an uma on an unrelated image does not make it uma relevantIt is literally Ayabe. It also happens to be Arknights related. I never claimed it was a high effort fanart. This is why announcing you're baking and asking for recommendations is important, so this kind of bitching doesn't happen every single time. I understand that picking low effort parody images and curi memes causes this kind of problem.>baked at 750Once again he successfully trolled the thread because everyone just floods the first thread created as there is no proper established procedure.As long as this remains the case this will keep happening.
>>571500247>Ayabe
I think you fags are just being picky for the sake of it or because it's Admire Vega who's somehow related to the NTRfag.If that was a Duramente bake cosplaying as Saber you fags wouldn't bat an eye.
>>571502187Fate/stay night Saber or Fate/Grand Order saber?
>>571502187>duramente You don't even know your umas and I'm saying this is as global only faggot
>>571502187Then why was the image deleted?
>>571502187Durandal, gwo. >>571502374You can delete your own images.
>>571501896Not ever gonna change then. Been this way since Ryanfag started it.
>>571502521Not after 40 minutes though right?
>>571502595If it was a janny and they just removed the image they probably would have pruned this thread too.
>>571502595You can delete them usually, I think you just can't delete the actual OP post
>>571502521you can't delete the image on the op, newfag
>>571502595Maybe it's 1h? I don't know. There's no reason for a janny to delete just the image while keeping the thread alive, either it's a bad bake that must go or it doesn't.>>571502589There's always hope. I'll keep bitching about it because counterbaking is silly and doesn't work when OP is technically on-topic. Also by counterbaking you are giving him the attention and dopamine rush he craves so much.
List of umas that don't owe me sex?
>>571503053guess what you're giving him by using the thread, the same thing
Quick, which thread will be the first to make a post about gameplay
thanks jannies
Makween WON
>>571503404I'm grinding MANT right now, I dont have time for that
>>571499303I KNEEL
MODS = GODS
>deleted
lol, nice one
OK I guess we're posting in the Muhqueen thread now
>>571503318Talking about him 24/7 won't fix the issue. >[Deleted]KEK
We lost...
You lost, welcome losers
I wish the faggot who made that other thread would get nuked so we could see the samefagging he did defending his thread>>571503538true but you should not give in to his schizo retarded bakes
Fuku umapyoi
The troll bake actually won
desuwa type shit
>>571503143making Sei-chan feel like a weak maiden
thread.... doko?
>>571503628
is this true chat
oh no no no trollbakers your responeses????
pakupaku desuwa
>>571502807>>571503231Love the 2002 gen sillies!
story event closes in 7 hours, did you finish it yet
Never posting in this faggots threads againImagine making your thread later so you cry to jannies to get the first thread deleted damn what a faggot making Mcqueerers look bad
>>571503712Fatass
Remember to drink enough water during this heat wave...
Do I really have to build end christmas oguri instead of pace?
I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>571503805>>571503832no swearing
my trainee looks like this
why is tama making this faceis she looking to get mating pressed
>>571503832not today. tosen jordan is still tired from yesterday's umapyoi
>>571503628there is no fuku umapyoi. there is only fuku screaming and crying and wheezing.
>>571503832Yeah, I am. So will you fix me, or not?
Makween wins again, stupid ayabe
>>571503773
>>571503832Agreed.
more like gayabe lol
My trainee's fat tits are literally causing me to commit a crime
>my trainee moved in next to me
>>571503645
>>571503912e-eroi....
>my trainee showed up with another fracture
>my trainee thinks she's a fighter jet
>>571503997LiesYou caved and let Maruzensky convince you to move into the empty apartment next to hers
>>571503912Wrong it will be lots of lucki happi cum cum chants and weird sex positions to increase your fortune.
>>571504116Big Mac wouldn't do that
So the new meta is to counterbake every bake or bakes (You) don't like and hope it sticks?
>>571504010>>571503645>>571503143I love boys...
>file: deleted>thread: deletedLMAO
>my trainee sdfvcubiasdokc—nothing to see here. move along.
>>571504182anyone love tomboy maid?
>>571503832I'm still a virgin though
I would deny my trainee food when she gets too fat.
>>571503901Yes
https://x.com/the_freakin_yui/status/2037625443206193571makween wills it
>>571504179The meta is to post on-topic OPs as long as it's not NTR
>leddit spacing[-]
>>571504291succubus
>>571504179i think it's more so try not to bait too hard on vague OP imagesalso, her head is bigger than that
>>571504291aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
round...
it wasn't even ayabe you fucking retards
sorrymy trainee just jumped on my keyboard
>>571504412he literally made that thread to be controversial with the shitty arknights artwork that just had ayabe's head pasted
>>571504430?
good morningwould you dacchis really use throne's gold over nsm for picrel?triple capping stats isn't an issue either way too so...
>>571504336
>>571504179Bakes with NTR, Ayabe and Digital aren't allowed because they're linked to NTRfag
>>571504179just wait until next week when every thread ending makes 4 more appear in the catalogue. I love club reset season.
>>571504508Yoo... Shiraoki-sama that's messed up!
I still haven't made a single acemay as well wait for throne at this pointqrd on how to effectively use it?
>>571504564
>>571504478It was ayabeBut it was also baitThere is also no point in continuing talking about it since it was deleted
>>571504490yeah, that's what i meant. rolling low on my speech today ;-;
>>571504520I would and you also get a lot more skillpoints with throneand good morning chu
chudwife
stop being retards
>>571504568>and Digitalhmmnyo
You ever wonder what it looks like when an uma collides with a ningen at full speed?
>>571504670yes, I saw it Fuku, what you gonna do about it?
>>571504632you're fine anon, I understood it so no worries!!
>>571504179The actual meta is deciding within the thread which image will be used for the next OP so that it's impossible to fuck it up OR to claim it's a bad bake because you personally dislike the image.But we're too retarded for that, so we'll continue behaving like this for the foreseeable future.Next thread will also be a shitpost testing the limits of what's acceptable, shitpost brinkmanship if you will.
>>571504589Shiraoki-sama says marry and reproduce (with your trainee)
Matikanefukukitaru is a dead fish in bed
>>571504568We love Digitan here retard
>>571504652
>>571504783why does my daughter have brown hair
>>571503143
>>571504520throne also just lets you run a specific schedule and not think. comfy card like team sirius, shame we get to use for like five minutes
>>571504849Same reason Digitan has pink and Cesario has blue hairBecause the three goddesses made it so
>>571504849black hair plus orange hair makes brown hair
>>571504994Now that's dangerous, extremely rapey.
>>571504994sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571504710You ever wonder what it looks like when big ningen cock collides with umanko at full speed?
>>571504994left on my face, middle on my dick, right outside of the room far away from me
>>571504179What do you think MANT stands for? Make A New Thread.
>>571504994Kris would keep milking you even when you can't get hard anymore
>>571504831Proof?
>>571504831I refuse to believe that fuku gets any play at ALL she does NOT know how to fuck..
>>571504613>It was ayabeThats right>But it was also baitWhatI swear this general is retarded
>>571505259oh please lol
>V lost AGAIN
>>571505228Thats what trainer is for.
>>571504775I think anyone will still throw a fit whether if it's an ontopic or a good image. We had counterbakes over Ayabe already several times as an example.
>>571504710oisho
>>571503762He's seething >>571505323
My name is curren chang, and this is how I troll /vg/
>>571505404Dangerous...
>>571505082no
holy shit
>>571505404
erotic even in tanuki form
>>571505554anon, 60 fps has been in game for the longest time now....
>>571505575based
>>571505606?what?im talking about her ITTY BITTY TITS
>>571505150I agree>>571505184Perhaps. She might be simply too autistic to care about your well being.
>>571505554Nishino's budding blossoms...
>>571505082Pregnancy and more umas
>>571505361where exactly did you get this image from. it made me surprisingly horny and i NEED to know.
>>571505259Left is Amiya from ArknightsRight is Admire Vega from Umamusume: Pretty DerbyKnow the difference, it might save your life.
>>571504179>>571504775The first bake earlier aside from being early bake was completely fine but we had fags who still baked anyway. It was probably bound to be deleted anyway so we could have at least wait before counterbaking
>>571505554wife
>SS+ parent run with center stage, ignited wit, dodging danger, groundwork and front straight/corners>none of them show up as sparksFUCK THIS GAME HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR SPARK REROLL
Nice general globaltards
7 and I marry Fuku, 4 and I am struck down by Shiraoki-sama right now, anything else and the thread becomes butter
>>571505741Some drawanon on a JP board drew a bunch of uma and trainer hands a few years backDunno who the drawanon is or if they do any other works somewhere out there
>>571505774Why did it get deleted >>571505313Unless this retard here is implying something else
sexo journey
I really can't stop thinking about Stego.
>>571505862FUCK. FUUUUCK. FUCK!!! I actually liked the art!
good thread
>>571506013What could she possibly mean by this...
Last Thread
>>571506018Being Journey's trainer means having to ask for permission every time you want to go out drinking with your coworkers
>>571506076Well you know how it is
>>571506106>stay literally goldhttps://youtu.be/0p8bWggyPZA
>>571506106>another fucked dominator
>>571506106>need run mantDanchou please, the flesh is weak
>>571499303You know it's actually very funny that the Ayabe thread was nuked for being Arknights reference but picrel stayed for the whole 4 hours because it's mistaken as Shakur.Shakurfags doesn't even know what Shakur looks like apparently.
>>571505870are you going to drag this the whole thread? kill yourself
>>571506278
New day dayou
See you next week
>Tell my trainee her food is great, it's crazy how she's still single. I can give her more free time if she wants to find a boyfriend.>Calls me a blockhead and leaves.What did I do wrong...
Finally a week where I don't have to worry
>>571506296I bounce like this
>>571506342What were the three shakurfags gonna do about it?I doubt any of them even made that thread
>>571506257good.
>>571506342That OC's in the gacha you know
>>571506106gold game
>>571506408
do your daily pulls okay(Literally one of only TWO ssrs I have MLBd...)
>>571506342like, all 2 of them?
semen = retained
semen: retained
>>571506529>>571506513semenmind...
>>571506506This is a visible landmine. She's going to grab you and break you.I'd step on it though.
>>571506408good one
>>571506342That artist and his OCs are like the green goblin mask calling to me when it's new bake time
>>571505870>Why did it get deletedIt was baked at 749 posts and 375 images. It was a bake bound to die
>>571506663Goofy lad
Just unlocked the Prince of Fractures, anything I should know about?
>>571506376>Calls me a blockhead and leaves.MISSING HIMBA
>>571504294This is a cat
>>571506342No one really have Shakur's disgusting design memorized in their brain, even the shakursisters
>>571504645>>571504890makes sense to me. sp might run low since I'll be bringing killer tunes toonot to mention chains finishing more consistentlythank you
>>571506839you are never seeing her ult go off ever
This shop is really pissing me off
>>571506871Why are you trying to start shit
>>571506839you are now old, bald, and overweighthave fun fucking your new onahole
>>571506969Is that your OC?
>>571506872.......
>>571506839>>571506908but it is an insta-win when it does
>>571506969Cool OC bwo how'd you come up with that
>>571506871dont shay that....
>>571506941I got all three shops in my first three TT races today
>>571506871Shakur hate is more forced than the umapyoi she makes me have with her
>>571505404I need a tore rape channel. just tore rape all day
Next thread will have more seething
Is Budding Blossom good this cm?
>>571506969>>571507048where's her bandages and nail in the hands
>>571507197
>>571507020>procs one frame before the finish lineheh
Am I allowed to bake a Ryan thread next if I'm still awake?
>>571505774
>>571507265is that a yes
>>571507359Not like anyone can stop you
>>571507359This is a cute ryan
>>571507359use your pic in that case and I'll let it slide
>>571507359Only if you want more seething because I sure will
>>571507359Please no unless there's really no one baking at page 7
me and my trainer on our vacation~
I really really really really cannot stop thinking about Stego.
>>571507359Only if the image is cute
>>571507642not flat enough
>>571507359You can expect me to counterbake if you do. So, don't unless you're looking for more thread dramas.
>>571507384Use those squishy little orbs at the front of your head to look at the picture and then have your wrinkly grease ball of a brain parse the information it's receiving.
>>571507642unironically, he's not flat enough
>>571500235
>>571506484holy shit twinsies??
>>571507680If you've been thinking about Stego for more than 4 hours you should go see a doctor
>>571507359Ryan posters are not annoying so go ahead. If there are faggots counterbaking then they're falseflagging
>>571507384Do you know where an accel skill should be activated to be effective?
I really really really wish you would stop posting
>throw a tenner for Taiki>7/10 goldsGoodbye Taiki... I'll miss your tits and Triumpulse but better ult
>>571507850It's literally a single fag that used to spam hard with Ryan before. He's very annoying and only mellowed out because he became autis/uma/ danchou. He's even targeted by the schizo along with the NTRfag.Don't enable him
>>571507824I would rather die than stop.
Remember who you belong to
>>571507850>Ryan posters are not annoyinghow new
don't forget about your daily pulls
>>571507850Ryanposters were annoying althoughbeit? Even admitted into purposely avatarfagging before he took a vacation.
>>571507965
>>571507850He's literally annoying by always forcing Ryan to everything and bakes before
>>571506484HAHAReminds me of when I got a Fine Motion dupe two weeks after spending a crystal.
my daily pull has been fuku for like 3 days now what does this mean
>>571508032I belong to my whole team of umas
You should consider expanding your vocabulary to make it less obvious when you're talking about yourself
>>571507359The only one barred from baking is the NTRfaggot
>>571508173it means you should harrass uma twitter staff for a fuku alt
>>571508197he can't he's ESL
>>571507708HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT THAT IMAGE IS TELLING METHAT ISN'T A SCREENSHOT OF UMA MUSUMEHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXPERT ON EVERY RANDOM PROGRAM YOU USETHERE AREN'T EVEN ANY SENTENCES IT'S JUST RANDOM NUMBERS
Honestly, if you let one annoying fag ruin an entire character for you to the point you also become an annoying fag then you need a reevaluate yourself.
>>571507265>colorblind palette: on
>>571508343>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXPERT ON EVERY RANDOM PROGRAM YOU USEteiobros are always right
>>571508343skill issue
>>571508312I guess I had forgotten about that, yeah
all me btw
>>571506839If you run her in a race with a long last straight in a track where you expect fronts to play, Teio Step wins.Technician is gold groundwork too btw.
>>571508401What about it?
settle down
it's only 5pm but this is actually umasumi from me umadacchibehave
>>571508565Only if you post more Taiki staring images.
>>571508565
>>571508595umasumi bro
>>571507850He is annoying. Counterbaking for the purpose of stirring up drama and even using repeated avatarshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570033181/#570044341https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570033181/#570044545https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570033181/#570045003https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570033181/#570045225
>>571508595I will do as daddy says...umasumi
>>571508701good girl
You should be nicer to Iinchou
glad my danchou isn't a thread personality even if my club is
>>571508552why are you... like... colorblind?
>>571508661Who caresMove on
C'mon bros we can keep posting, the fatass isn't THAT repulsive...
>>571507485explain the cyclops propaganda and why it's so appealing
>>571508732mmm...
Now I want some wanko soba too.
let him get the samefagging out of his system, he has a fat reduction surgery tomorrow
>>571508565I can't, japs are drawing Tore rape comics and fanart and not following through with the obvious conclusion. I am in constant tore rape blue balls.
>>571508781I do. Anon said he wasn't annoying so I just proved him wrong.
>>571508779I do not know why.
>>571504590There's a fixed schedule you can use with throne and team sirius. Just need to unlock both recreations in the first year.Should shit out SS or above Umas without having to really think about it.Throne by itself should just be using recreations instead of resting
I am once again asking where is the Almond Eyeclops
>>571509094Here.
>>571509094You'll get her right after the Oguri cryer
>>571508879first time i've seen the Yae rabi. beautiful
>>571508891Mcqueen wouldn't do this
>Career run for the missions>9 white sparks procs, all goodevery time
>>571509036>There's a fixed schedule you can use with throne and team sirius....can I see it?
>>571503683youtube commenters are universally subhuman troglodytes
>>571509030fukken sub homo sapien
>>571509246She would 100% do that
>>571509128Brian is so cute... hope she gets another alt at some point that focuses more on late surger stuff
>finemo wit>tachyon wit>sunday wit>none of them show up for wit trainings in the summerFinemo also cucked me out of Speed Star for the umpteenth time.
yada
Curren Chan would give you cutesy clothes to dress up in only to make of you and call you a gorilla hon behind your back
>>571509397your whistles???
>>571509269Oguri cap is peak and so is Titleholder but their style and preferred distance differ so the comment is right
>>571503683Retards need these sort of comparisons to understand the world. Oguri Cap is the Goku of Horses. Arima Kinen is the Dark Souls of racetracks. Pace Chasers are the Freddy Fazbears of running styles.
>>571505460knocking up these two at the same time
>>571509609I think Oguri Cap is the peak of horses
>>571509564I HATE CURREN
dead as shit game not even 10k players
>>571509585no whistles :(
>Oguri runs around wearing sheer pantyhose and somehow Tore is supposed to not get a massive erection when near her? Hello?
>>571509972We're adults AND teachers.We're not supposed to look at our trainees like that man.Have some dignity as an adult.
What do I need for the sprint CM?
>>571510108My bussy
>>571506839Looking through future CM/LoH recommended Umas, it seems Teio becomes good in GM and l'arc?I guess evolved skills
>>571510051Tore is young man just out of trainer school. He has to buy a tube of skin lotion as soon as its available but its still not enough
>>571510051Trainers are not teachers.The umas have actual teachers that teach classes at tracen.
Sheep Tosho
maybe i'm just bad at traininghow can it be this unreliable to cap wit with three cardsi swear i got maybe four double rainbows across the entire career
>>571510261Trainers teach the track
>>571503712She never said that!...desuwa
>>571509883>LE MANT LE KILLED A SERVER FOR THE 4TH TIME?Unironically what the fuck were Cygames thinking
>med and turf s >all skill sparks >fast learner>>>>no rainbows both summer + final 3 races>lose three races by a nose after using three clocks on Kikkuka (600 speed btw) >two cards at 2/3 didnt finish for an entire year and a half I fucking hate it
>>571503712>>571510510I don't get it
>>571510338I'm not sure what the fuck your deck was trying to accomplish.
I think I like MANT
>"LE GAMES IS DEAD!!!!!!" posting>againYou are not better
EOS SOON
I want Fuji Kiseki to pull my hair. I think other trainers have experienced it by now: You walk into the office, your trainee is there, and she has her nose against your jacket or something else you left behind. I thought catching Fuji like this would be just a little liberating. A little bit of blackmail to protect myself. Instead, she pulled me against her sweaty body, and made me inhale. Against her chest. Against her stomach. Under her arm. Over her shirt, under her shirt. She pulled me by my hair, only giving me a chance to exhale away from her, before she made sure I was taking in her scent again. And after all of that, she didn't even get one circle of Charming.
>>571504839Source?
>>571509128she needs to come home
>>571510606someone post the copypasta
>>571510834nooo, my Fuku training simulator...
>>571510787i want to be teio in this
I’m tired danchou….
>>571510338>SR Neicha Witwhy
>>571511114This is gay sex?
>>571511152well it can be extra stressful if you fall behind. . .
>>571510787>>571511114not gonna watch all that but I imagine this is how it ends
turns out fear is an effective motivator
>>571511114delicious uma legs and spats
>>571505717
>>571511061sssssssssssssex
>>571511358Making aces sucks
>>571511292iirc in the actual thing there barely is actual gay sex not that i would actually know haha
I like Teio
>>571506049
>>571511712Just give yanko the donut...
MANT fatigue so bad we didn't have club drama in a while
my cheval? grand
heh
>>571511736Aniki wasn't even gay
Does anyone have any good mystery novels to recommend?Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>571511893This month was the biggest club drama month in a while bwo...
>>571511835i wanna fuck this failure of a father>>571511912i wanna fuck and marry cheval and her 2 clones
>>571511950
>>571511920Tsuyoshi's Tsurumarus...
>>571511920thin girls with massive honkers don't exist
>>571512002Stego isn't a failure.
Rickey!
>>571511257i wanted a third wit card since i can't cap with for shit and it seemed like an alright optionthe other choices were marvy or swapping my borrow to kita and running fuku's sr instead
>>571511835EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR WE'RE LEAVING THIS TRACK NOWAAAH WHAT THE IMPOSSIBLE
>>571512181prooooooooooooof?
>>571512123nah I knew a girl in high school that was built like that. She was basically a stick figure with two circles, it looked very weird.>>571511954like detective mystery, thriller mystery or supernatural stuff?
>>571512275marv wit is good bwo
Try including some acrobatic choreography.
>>571508016then, young torenah... you will die...
>800 wit even with 3 meta wit cardsThat 35 priority is so cancerous
>>571511643Celebrating Cafe’s and Ayabe’s graduation at a bar causing a blackout and waking up in a room with the three of us in bed. Getting told by both Cafe and Ayabe that they’re pregnant until the start of the second trimester where tests shows that both have quadruplets in the womb, and due to both being uma musume at the peak of their health are able to theoretically carry them to full term with no problems. Tfw a celebratory party with one’s trainees can cause a man to have two wives and eight kids
>>571512336His kids are pretty good at racing, success as a father is still success!
You were the absolute cutest!
>>571511882would've beaten magnitude if they gave him the morale donut
>>571512612whoa...
holy
Maybe the trick is hidden in that left-handed loop you're in.
i think i don't like rob royher voice is too annoying
>>571512779
>>571512815Aruvu is cuter.
>>571512349Detective mystery Agatha Christie esque novels
>>571512565GIWTWMI knocked up these two racists instead
>Forgot to train stamoops
>>571513004had that at the spring tenno shojust got outstammed by opera and ate shit through a couple retries because i forgot that race is fucking long
>>571513004Nevermind 288 stam is enough
>>571513004Your textbook discounted 3 heals?
>>571512275SR Neicha Wit has 0 specialty priority and shit race bonus. Use your Marv.
>>571512985Hmm that's not really my genre of expertise, sorry.
odds I whale on the next meta support cardevens I buy a switch 2 and pokeman instead
>>571512281https://files.catbox.moe/ru81ym.mp4Can't be assed to make this a soundpost.
>>571513279lucky for you, grand live is just around the corner :)
>>571513215>shit race bonusit's only a 5% difference, that's not pushing me over any thresholds in that set i'm pretty sure>shit spec prioyeah. yeah.
>>571510051Torena are torena and breed trainees, teachers are pussy ass little bitches that don't fuck their students
Cute.
>>571513591Kill MaruMarry LunaKiss Ace
mares...
>>571503143She looks like she fucks human men but that's all Uma's
>>571513662HISHI AMASEXOOOOO
>>571512046umas for this fe-wtf YEPPERS (left)?
>>571513591
>>571513323oooo
>>571513662i forgot that hishiama is legally a mareshe doesn't present the mare danger
>>571513658kill shakur
>>571513591Kiss Maru, marry CB, kill Sirius. Think I could be persuaded to swap Maru and CB, but I'm def killing the annoying bitch
>>571511989it was? what happened? give me a non-dramatizied summary of the drama
>>571513996mambo
>>571513746my poor sweet country girl has been corrupted by slut city...
>event ends todayFUCK I BARELY DID A RUN A DAY, CAN I FINISH IT IF I START NOW??
>>571513996i ate those food
>>571513847That just means it's stealth danger
>>571513996V has gallbladder cancer from being a fat fuckHe is getting surgery today and he will hopefully die during the processThe end
Spe-Chan no sex trainer-san today
I forgot to log in yesterday, and the day before that
>>571513894
Pace chasers are real strong
>>571513894pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
imagine being so fat you die lol
>>571514023>>571514070i see. i fucking knew it. you assholes can't relax for two seconds>>571514146hope it goes well. good baker, even if obsessed with a non-essential bread ingredient
>>571513996Dancho betrayed his club for 300 carats
>>57151441610 carats = 1 silver?
>Aruvu has to do a book report and picks a biography because she doesn't want to deal with romance novels or love>The biography of the person she picked had dialogue about how "all you need is love">She stops to go look for another book>Mood downAruvu please.
Happy Meek!
>>571514369Anon, I have no fucking idea what happened, so I just gave you a meme answer. There's nothing deep about it.
this is why I left mambo [2:10:67]
>rudolf doujin exists >7 pagesDamn it
>>571514067UI animation scale to 10 and spam URA while borrowing El or Tannhauser
>>571514704is it GOOD tho?
>>571514659Ine...
>((she)) won
>>571514696HERE SHE COMES!
>>571514792And here I cum!
>>571514740It’s decent enough. Preferably would have had it after a race or it being femdom but eh
>>571513606I wanna fuck her
>>571514416i thought he burned out from danchou duty and then realized he still liked the game when all he had to do was make number go up a few days later>>571514534i know, i was just being dramatic
>>571514921>its not femdom...what is it then?
>>571514782won the most fatass nigga award
Time to do something incredibly stupid.
Fukugawds please explain how to make her OG unique work on a regular basis. Do you have to run her as pace??
Weigger
>>571514990Kaichou no pan office sex
>>571515248fffffair enough i guess
Still in love x torenahttps://files.catbox.moe/0bqq1k.jpg
>>571515318maya would shay that...
Which uma should I jerk off to?
>>571515318based
>>571515367Shit like this should be reportable.
>>571515448this one >>571515367
>>571515448the autistic one
>>571515448Mejiro Ryan
>>571515556but anon, they're all autistic
>>571515448
>>571515748
umas are better with horsecocks, just how it is
>>571515859Just because you like horsecocks doesnt mean everyone else does anon
>>571514086>hishiama, stealth
>>571515896Uhhh what is she doing
>>571516037jorking penar
>>571516037your trainee grew a horse cock anon
>>571513996The former Autisuma dancho defected to /uma/ club because they were a higher rankReal live Club Dancho NTR
>>571516097>>571516147...Oh. Well thats not good.
>>571516097Bakushin would not york it that slowly
>>571515448Mayano Top Gun.
HAHAHAHA THE JOKE IS THAT SHE HAS A HUMONGOUS HORSECOCK I LOVE COCKS BIGGER THE BETTER IT IS VERY FUNNY
>>571516037bakushin
>>571515748this one
>I LOVE COCKS BIGGER THE BETTERyep curren says this
>>571516149this is the dramabait version of >>571514959 which is what actually happenedsome of the memes that came from it were funny though
>>571514146when did that happenlink to posts?
>>571516417
>>571516340we know curren chang
>>571516284>he goons to daughter umas
>>571513996
>give 3 clocks daily >then they get the idea we might not use them and save them so they add 2 free race attempts each dayFucking cyjews...
>>571514959its more serious than that>>571516149its less serious than that
Third actual run in a row that Almond Eye never finished her chain. I wish I rolled Speed Eishin Flash.
Happy start of the week
bakushin cute
>>571516451/uma/ club attempting to silence & whitewash the truthYOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>>571516605How does /uma/ club (im in it) keep getting away with this??
>>571516604>mayacchi>daughter uma
pretend I got medium Swould this be good enough? I've never built Zoguri beforeHead-On is cut off at the bottom
>>571516914oh not this dogshit genshin impact shit again
OURBLOCK.
six months feels so far away...
>>571517159Yes, she would have everything she needs
>>571517231We'll have our time in the sun someday brotherUntil then...
>>571517231
Wait, Totopo is in Autis/uma/ now?
Why do I see so many XOguri with NSM? I don't have her but I'm pretty sure mid-race is more important for her
>>571516936i'm also in it and i dunno man, i'm just enjoying umas and shit
>>571517421If you already have Pasa MLB then there's nothing better to borrow until Throne
Best recoveries for late xog? straight+corner+777?
I JUST GOT _DEMOTED
>>571517421have you seen how fast she gets slingshotted to 1st place if it procs
>>571517504I've never seen someone post NSM+Killer Tunes
>>571517620I'll be the first one then I suppose
>>571517421for my part I wanted to try 4/2 which means borrowing a wit card and I remembered someone saying nsm was good this cm so I borrowed yeppers
>>571517312>>571517319
>>571514696what she wears fishnet and garterbelts? ToT
>>571517620If you're in a room with a lot of fronts Killer Tunes will never proc so it's kind of a waste of SP desu
>>571517924
I run a shitter club unrelated to these threads and there's this one guy who brings in a lot of fans but refuses to trade shoes and I kind of want to kick him
>>571516604every uma is someone's daughterexcept for marvy, who emerged fully formed from a marvelous egg
>>571517342This got a genuine chuckle out of me; thanks
>>571517262thanksdo I really need medium Shaha just kidding... unless...
>>571517342HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>571518279yes you do. i ran a turf S med A hog last time and i got oiled up and didn't make A finals
Pump is good on cm15 right?
>>571518476lol
>first Victoria CM will be mileKINO
>>571518476yeah
>>571518697awooga
Why did we stop talking about VF?
preparing for a xogger cm is really easy because any thought of incremental improvement dies after a few practice races that are just hog coin flips
>>571518785he stopped playing
>>571518785buy an ad vf
>>571518785buy an ad
If I could, I'd make Curren walk around in her bloomers all day long
>>571518221I knew danchous were retards
>>571517167the what
Hello friends!!
>>571518982hi!
>>571518982hi
>>571518982hey sexy
>>571518785the so called n°1 mant enjoyer quit the game cuz mant
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>>571519073WTF
>>571519297Post the id
DOBER STOP SHOWING UP IN MY PULLS AHHHH
>>571517167/gig/ is down the hall & to the left schizo boy
>>571519452>marked
>>571519437nyo you just want to snipe it from me
Stego is just really cute.
Titleholder? More like Tight Hole amirite?
>>571519030>>571519073
Why do you faggots care what the image is for the OP. Got nothing else going on in your lives
Best speed card to borrow for a non-speed growth late surger for cm15? Borrowing NTR feels like a waste for obvious reasons.
>>571519607Im already at 50 follows and I cant keep up with the borrows lmaoJust curious since all the borrows I wanted never were at max follows
>>571519698You're a homosexual who likes little boys.
>>571519836if we did we wouldn't be here
>>571519857Fuku
>felt sick >eat a burger for breakfast >feel better What did the three goddesses mean by this
I really really really really really really really really really am indifferent towards your favorite uma.
>>571520038Why would you have a burger for breakfast...
>>571519990I may like gambling but that's going a bit too far...
>>571519857SSR mayacchi is pretty good but you're not getting anything from her gold or events other than straightway adept, her hints are top desu
>>571520040what if our fav umas are the same though
>>571520040>he says this while whacking it to goldshit futa
>>571520040Don't shay that....
>>571520040everyone loves my favorite
>>571519857SHAKUR!!! DONT DRINK THAT!!
I'm not doing a career todayt dancho
>>571517167>>571519559
Hate Chiyono postersHate Teio postersHate Mayano posters
>>571520084Leftovers from Father’s Day
>>571520040that's fineshe's my favorite, not yours
>>571517167don't say that...
>>571520392Fair enough
>>571520137She has only 5RB>>571520126Just borrow Bakushin or Biko at this point
I wish I had a father
>>571520338t. Staygold spammer
>>571518785He stopped putting out content, thus stopped being relevant. Bringing him up just makes you look like a schizo.
Thank you Inari One
Umama and Sweepyfag, the first /uma/ couple
>>571520517Hate Stego postersHate Curren postersHate Spechud posters
>>571520441HAHAHA
How do we make sure namedrops are avoided in the future? It's gotten so bad that this place now looks like any other /vg/ general
>>571520596
>>571520665Blacklist everyone who is namedropped, so there is no one to target anymore
Hate cryer postersHate tanuki posters
>>571520516I have a perfectly good relationship with my father. My mother on the other hand, is a whole other story. Probably why I gravitated towards Nice nature
Ryancho... I'm without electricity because of a thunderstorm. No fans today
>>571520665Be more racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic
VF is living his best life in Japan, while /uma/ is still seething
>>571520665>>571520665OJppUmamaEutuBlemmiKimonoDubsNash
>>571520084that anon is tosen jordan
>>571520862buy an ad[-]
Oisu Nice Nature desu
>>571520862Vivios is so cute
>>571520959Oisu whats up bwo
I need an Uma that is just like me: Someone who was smart enough to get a foot in the door, but then a fucking idiot compared to everyone else who was already there.
why can't we buy skills after clocking
>>571521079>OISUPUTAMADRE
>>571520862>scam people to fund his Japan tripI respect the hustle
>>571520956seethe
>>571520862Why is VF like this?
>>569948907An update for youNigger Nature (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Admire Groove) is retiring after her 6YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 35 starts, she has won 33 times, including 21 G1s, 5 G2s and 5 G3s. Her final placement stat is 33-2-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2027,2028 Best 4YO or older Mare (JP), 2027,2028 Best Miler (JP), 2027,2028 Best Sprinter (JP)
>>571521202>going alone to an amusement park
>>571521189Oissuuuuu
>>571521175hishimi
Would Hishi Amazon do the same thing as Fuji Kiseki, or would she deny an uma a chance to fuck her trainer?
>>571520665dox everyone in every club already happenedthen randomly use one of the names evey time you post until it loses its meaning, Viofsa
>umama is jealous
Kingu fans are so cute
please stop posting white womenthey scare me
Gold City feet in my mouth
>loner incel piping up
>>571521524
>>571521426>>571521541white woman jumpscare
I want to make out with Mejiro Palmer
Why is /uma/ subtweeting their favorite vtuber
>>571521382Both hishiama and fuji let trainer sneak into the dorms
>>571521669tranny hours
>says the troon here 24/7
>>571521717Don't pin that shit on me man.
>>571521669Ina was posted here?
>>571521259what I learned from these posts is that digitan needed to breed WAY more because these digispawns are amazing. what was the name of the one urara had with him?
>says the nonny reposting all my react pics
Transphobia is cringe
>>571521653
why are we passive aggressively posting in vague directions of each other instead of replying directly and just settling our differences
>>571520665Explicitly call out anyone namedropping for what they are: retards/shitposters/schizos/niggers/vtumors any word you like and don't do it yourself.If you host a room and post results, remove any name and call out anyone not doing it.It's janny wannabe behaviour but there is no rule against namedropping so it's up to the thread to selfpolice in those cases.
who is "we"
>>571521862Raw dogging palmer in the new car the URA gifted us
>>571521839True!
>>571521892its a cornerstone of gay male behavior to act catty
its cruel to not impregnate your uma
post more white women
>>571521707Hishiama and Fuji are good Umas. They deserve the best.
>>571521910I can't wait for Lucky Lilac.
>thinks one is all. a loser and low iq ig
lollmao even
>>571522003Hmm
>>571521892Just Umama having a melty that a troon like VF has friends
>>571521839Discrimination based on gender identity will continue until thread quality improves
why doesn't mpb work in cm15I thought it was supposed to be pump but better
>>571522162Retards shouldn't be this sexy
Do you think humans can be allergic to uma musume?
>>571522298Who said it doesn't?
>>571522298it doesthey're the same, just moving past is more lenient (if you don't get rushed)
>>571521189oissuuu~
>>571522350/uma/ told me it doesn't work>>571522387wtf was I gaslit again
>>571522456Youre probably getting things confused. It works but lates suck
post something cute
>>571522346I mean humans can be allergic to humans so anything is possible
>>571521802Sniff Test >>569720823And it's more of a case of me breeding Digitan with almost every mare I have. This way you can make any stallion into a great stud. Digitan has already retired from stud and his last crop is 4YO now, but his (many) sons are taking over
>>571522456literally no one has said this I promise you>>571522528
>>571522528
>posts slopkill yourself
>>571522564I see you're implementing the Sunday Silence Strategy (SSS)
>>571521426>i'm jealous
>>571522751this is rape
>he finally meltedeasy wins~
Hanshin t2200m scrimmage281351532813515328135153
>>571521839But Curren Chan hates trannies and wishes they would kill themselves as soon as possible.
>>571522808trainer asked for it
>>571522429
>>571522751this but with Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi and her vomit
>>571522706dont be mean to yourself...
>>571522284Who the fuck is this?
>>571523005Vari
>>571523005
gave up at the start of classic summer because the shop had no recovery items the whole run award
>>571522978kinda nasty
>>571523230classic award
>>571522812semen demon...
is shake it out only used as a 4th cope incase a recovery whiffs?
>>571522896Curren would not say this (she would post it under an alt account)
>>571523089>*insert picture of win variation wearing a gold ardeo*I've done it! I've done it! I've smashed, and pounded and grounded this rotten tyrant into fleshy pink pulp! There, you filthy monstrosity... What good's your radiance now? Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state -- all mangled and twisted with every inside on the outside for all the world to see!"
>>571523089doto thinks this all the time btw
>>571523372
>>571523537And then she woke up, D
>>571523442ya
>>571523681oki thank
>>571522885I realized that I've forgotten to make a Bourbon for this cm. At least I have a goal for the few next borrows...
>>571524129>My prince showed up with another princess
>>571524129I love Kawakami Princess so muchShe's the type to get captured and put in a dungeonCry for her hero so save herBust out and beat up all everyoneGo dashing out of the castleAnd yell "You saved me" to the hero approaching the castle as it's in flames in the backgroud
>>571524445she's cute yeah
>>571524556>>571524556>>571524556
skip a race to take a trainingfail the 5%give up
>>571524445>retard gorilla strong>sweet and feminine as fuckit makes no sense but I'm so glad it exists, love you Kawakami!
>>571523651cheval grand tells her she's playing too much bloodborne, it's making her say weird stuff in her sleep
>>571524445God Bless Kawakami Princess
