Previous: >>571524556>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
HELP I cannot stop having sex fantasies about umas even though they are wholly uninterested in men
Digitan LOVE
First Vodka of the thread. Catch her here, while she's fresh
dead thread dead game dead playerbase I'm sleeping until week 3 of july
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>failed 2%I should've just used the charm
Kita having bed breaking sex with Rickey's pre-schooler son! (He was offered by his own mother)
Second Vodka of the thread. Not as fresh as the first but still completely serviceable.
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>571555958hmmm...funny how she's in the bargain bin
I do not understand
contrarians be like "gotta post the shittiest artwork ever of my """"""""""wife"""""""""""""" "
I just want my trainees to like me back. Why does this company insist on making the horses lgbt? How does it make sense? Why is everything corrupted? Why?
From here they'll start to have an odor. But some people like that, and even swear by it!
someone needs to do that image of the manlet dude with a giant wife but instead is akebono and the trainer and the poster is the trainer from the anime
>>571556371Cute JourneyAdorfevre
>>571555434se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x se x
I got sidetracked while doing MANT run and I don't know anymore what the fuck I was doing before getting sidetracked
>>571556292the west has fallen. theyre putting chemicals in the water that make the freaking horses gay.>doto being obliterated by 5g waves.jpg
retard
why is the trainer character so female-coded? why can't women like men even in fictional setting? lesbians are just sad to see: it's the end of their bloodline. it means my oshi doesn't love me.
>>571556646I would kill to have a feel of Marvy's boobies
Why the fuck do I never get skin creams or miracle cures in my shop, am I just supposed to never do 3 races in a row with this bullshit
>>571556520
POV you're a 10 year old boy named shouta
Looking at all the petty and low quality shitposting focusing myself so I don't unleash my own competitive thread derailing shitposting.
>>571556568fat fuck
FUCK
>>571556680I have stolen your Chiyo and I will put it to better use.
Why yes that's me
>>571556876sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571556876is it too much to ask for a picture of Rudolf's messed up post sex hair and sweaty flushed face?
Trying to catch newcuties and those still without a clubExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
Move to proper bake and not this blue archive one>>571557005>>571557005>>571557005
>>571557075Yes pay up
>>571557220I agree, don't want fags to derail this one. it's too blatant what they're trying to do
>>571557220Cafe isn't an Umamusume? What game I've been playing until now??
>>571557220bwo there's nothing wrong with this thread
Everybody here loves yuri even though it means that as men you will die unloved and alone
>>57155715215! Halfway there! You can do it
>>571557220what's wrong with you
Instead of moving, look at Donna
When are they going to fix this fuckass game
>>571557220idgi, is this V false flagging again?
>>571557395Don-chan!
just move, don't risk it
>>571557490When your lazy ass decides to download Hachimi
>>571557220this is a cafe thread though?
>>571557220Now pray tell me what's so wrong with Manhattan Cafe? You can't claim it's simply a low effort shop now.>i-it's le parody le clothes I don't like it!You are the raped. You just want to cause disruption for disruption's sake.
>>571557395
>>571557395it's completely unreasonable that somebody with a body like that would be lesbian
you guys are especially unfunny today
>>571557515No, xhe is still upset
>>571557220It's not that bad, plus it's 50 posts in that'll just get deleted
>>571557515No it's the OP schizo that lives in these threads
I need Fuji Kiseki to own my mouth. Once upon a time, I dreamed of her doing things the polite way, the proper way. A sneaky kiss when the door was shut. A hand raised to cover our mouths to pretend like no one knows what we're doing behind the hand. But there is nothing like that with Fuji Kiseki. She feels pride in marking me. She feels no shame in being seen. I walk outside and pass by her, and she just pulls me down to her level, her tongue pushing into my mouth. And just as I get read to respond, she lets go on my tie and keeps walking. I talked to security about it. They just lifted up their newspapers and ignored me. Fuji is really active today. My jaw is sore from how often I've been pulled or grabbed or pushed and made to take whatever her tongue gives me. At least Fuji Kiseki got Hot Topic O from it.
>>571557308>>571557515>>571557628>>571557634It's the usual threadshitter who bakes with troll OP like with the Ayabe one. Don't encourage it
>>571556776audibly chuckled in my throat (did not open mouth or reveal teeth but did exhale through nose)
>>571557672The paragon of high quality posts has spoken. Listen and learn, mongrels.
>>571557749nice try, derailer
>>571557672Blame the janny for not banning the schizo
>move from this normal thread to this new one I made because uuuuhhhhhhh I said sofairs
>>571557749Who the fuck cares, it is still Manhattan Cafe. Shut the fuck up
https://jiggie.fun/DqOQ5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/DqOQ5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/DqOQ5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/DqOQ5R
>>571557786whats derailed? is that when you dont get railed because your trainee is a lesbian?
this month i felt rather lazy so i hastily assembled a team of A+ shitters ill see whats the result and have fun during the CM
>>571557742There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
>>571557793who is the schizo
You guys don't understand. The new meta is to counterbake if it's either not your bake or someone else didn't like the bake.
>>571557978Behold, another high quality high effort post from a mentally sane heterosexual individual. How wonderful! What magnificent posting skills!
>>571558137The shoulders look a bit off
they should make a reverse Back in shape event that makes the uma gain even more weightas a joke haha...
>>571557742>>571557978I want to be the male trainer that gets dominated by Fuji Kiseki.
>>571556262where did she even pull that from...
>>571558075The one that spams the same copy-paste texts every thread
>>571558315 >Deleted
>>571558485She was deepthroating it.
Is any of these upcoming characters heteroromantic? It's my biggest fetisch
>>571558681>fetisch
So what is the problem here exactly?
GL will cure /uma/'s schizophrenia inshallah
>>571558681I told you yesterday, heterochromia isn't a thing in horses
>>571558687hey, don't be racist.
>>571558317
>>571558713some anon trying to make a mountain out of a molehillhonestly should just apply to be a janny with how much he cares
>>571558838hey cutie
It really is a discord raid huh
>>571557576Do they not ban you anymore for this
>>571558913Umama is taken
>>571558713manhattan cafe is wearing a blue archive swimsuit so this is CLEARLY /bag/ trying to trick us into moving in a shitpost thread
The troon applied to be a jannyNone of the rest of you didThese are the consequencesAccept them
>>571558681TWIN DRIVES except she's not in your list
>>571558928>banKek
>>571557742Think my quality, what little there was, has been dropping on these. I'll probably post these less instead of trying for one every thread.
>>571558913hello
>>571558713Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf.
>>571558713I'm going to have nonstop sex with Mirako
I'm not a troon tho
have sex with your trainee
>>571558950please take your meds
>>571557576Does Hachimi just make shit 60fps?
>>571559242haha, yeah
>>571558928>ban>anymore>for anythingLolLmao evenRofl in fact
SEX DEBT LEDGER:Posters who are owed sex:>nonnyposters>bakers>nyoposters>gold city feet in my mouth-poster (he is owed gold city's feet in his mouth)>buonobro>demented winning ticket poster>dinnerposters>anons who post photos of their uma plushes while visiting actual racesPosters who owe sex:>finemoposters>mamboposters>yuriposters>dotoposters>troll bakers>schizoanons (they require therapeutic correction)Posters who deserve nothing and will die alone:>Chiyoposter
>>571559242Better resolution and play in fastfoward speed.Imagine have spent 1 hour per run all this time when you could be spending 25 minutes max.
Realistically, a trans schizo janny just has to be attritioned outThey will eventually turn into a statistic when they realize they cannot cope with the reality that umamusume don't have to deal with undesirable body hair and they doThat or an old fashioned IRC visit
>>571559228what's sex?
>>571558928They don't even ban the botter club when they outright linked the bot in their description
>>571559383I feel like this list is unfairly stacked.
>>571559462Who cares what you think worm
>>571559028Can i grab your boobs
>>571559393What do you mean anon?They get KFC all the timeIt actually reminds me of the video of the horse eating a chick every time i see them eat the KFC...
this thread won't be better
>>571559242it reads the upcoming event packets and tells you if youll get agemasen, fail a training, etc
>>571559393Since this is a forum for discussion on umamusume pretty derby, can somebody answer my question about umamusume pretty derby?
>>571559538okay! if you're 31 or older, that is.
>>571559424Something I'll teach you later on Ulala!
you should stop being gay and brown
stinky unemployed millenial
>>571559720Am not...
>>571559831but I am, let me maul them tiddies
>>571559720There is a glowing radiation from this post.
Is MANT over yet? I haven't logged in in months
>>571559748you better leave her alone!
Freshly Made in Ample Amounts
>>571559880how come?
>>571559969>senior year, late december
>>571559965It's fine, King. Just to be safe, how about we teach you first, and then you can help us teach Urara?
725922194192811730265139A few quickies2200m Hanshin
>>5715599623 more weeks
kingu love
>>571560121Reserved spots for your crush?
>>571559629Chiyo wouldn't say this
please respond to posts youre talking to. if you don't include the number in your post it makes the thread look schizophrenic and confusing.
>>571560178
but you didn't reply to my post..
>>571560121>30265139>4x doms
>>571560121>umama in all of themI wanted to join but nevermind
>>571560213
If you would like to make a collect call, please hang up and dial again. If you need help or have questions. Call your operator.
>>571560349He posts the link to the room privately to him first before he posts it here
>>571560282digitan understands
>>571560238Nein
>>571559969freshly MANT in ample aMANTs
>>571560456
This thread WILL be boyter
>>571560121SWEEPY WENT TO 3RD PLACE JUST TO HELP BRIAN PROC HER NSMAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571560592brian has no nsm albeit
>>571560592>>571560457Nobody cares dude we know you try to flirt with Umama
>>571559969in Armpit Amounts*
>>571560092uhh hello? King is first rate and doesn't need to be taught anything
>>571560634Wait what How did she NYOOOOOOOOOM so fast from 4th place
>>571560526first-rate
>>571559383Where is Umama on this list?
It's saying Hachimi isn't being maintained anymore?
>>571560741use hachimi-edge instead
>>571560727Oh, so King is a professional at it? Skilled? Naturally talented?
11 G1 wins
>>571559962mambro...
>>571560730brian is just goodI think full throttle procced
>>571559383ticketposters are owed derby
>>571560771Arigato-gozaimasu
>>571560592lmao it really is the same people all the time
>>571560861>full throttle proccedI kneel gambamasters. Really thought my Sweepy would have done it but she didn't proc NSM sadly
Hey I wanna learn about this "sex" thing too
>>571560543Why does Titleholder kinda look like her
>>571559228and end her career before retirement? that's not very professional of you, torena
>>571561017I would love to teach such a refined princess like you! Let's check into that hotel over there and start the lesson.
>>571560592Just realized I forgot to censorI will now proceed to commit harajuku to make up for this
>>571561017Look up Princess Fighter Rule 34 and start from there
>>571561017I think she'd be way too rough...
>>571561221
>>571561221no worries gwochacho
>>571561084my trainee would win while pregnant
>>571560121The results >>571560592This Brian gets me so tilted I stg SHE LITERALLY NEVER GETS 6TH HOW IS SHE CONSISTENTLY OUTPERFORMING MY SWEEPY
>>571559962You probably should skip GL too because you're not competing without MANT parents
>>571561305SEX WITH TEIO>>571561396That's why I thought it was NSM. She NYOOMED from 4th
>>571561396oh no frontbwos what happened? i thought it's our CM..
>>571561017i'll teach you together
>>571561438>you probably hurrr durrrrr hurrrrr
>>571561558He was using single front
>>571561586not an argument
>>571559962i can't wait for the influx of mant skippers thinking they can play GL without parents
>>571561539thinking back on it might have just been the pure speed carryover doing everything there
This game kind of sucks, when you get down to it, huh?
getting down and sucking..
>>571561804This game would be so much better if CM wasn't basically the only objective you have
>>571561804well yes it's still predatory gachaslop that's purposely imbalanced
>>571561868wrong thread?
>>571561748Would have been insane if true I thought it wasn't possible to reach that much velocity without accel on the sides, or maybe her unique?
>>571561748post more sexy teios
>>571561573>oyakodan where the mother talks big but is shy in bed, and the daughter is blindly confidant and ignorant
>>571561951This
>>571561631post your aces for cm15
I don't have sexy teios, have this sexy tits
>>571557742Fuji made me soil my pants with white ropes when I felt her princely aura
>>571561926You jealous? Umama will not do that to you
wahey
Matikanetannhauser aka Omachi-cha, Machitan, or Tannhauser by her friends
>>571562250YOUARELAAAAAAAAAATE
>>571562385I just woke up
I wish I were Mejiro Bright so I could be happy just by watching paint dry
>>571562129that's a strong WIND
>>571562434LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE>>571562451JUUUUUUUUUUUICE
I'm so happy I got her in a single today.
>>571562552GIVE ME SOME SLACK YOU SILLY GOOSE
>>571559383i am owed sex?!?! but you know what i agree but i believe im owed, BIG SEX!
>>571562250at least unc didn't goof up the spoiler this time
>>571562451Daiichi Ruby was promised to her 3000 years ago
stop posting umas I want to sex withyou can continue posting grass tho not into americans
>>571562616Request, denied.
I HATE THE DOMINATORS LET ME ENJOY THE CM STOP DEBOOFING ME
Hope they put her on more songs soon it doesn't make sense that she (and Aruvu, even) don't have a Voltage or Girls Legend U.
>>571562717I was on pc so I can just ctrl S I only screw it up on my phone........
>>571561951>>571562069hmmm...
>>571562519I wish I were Tamamo Cross so I could beat up Mejiro Bright AND Taiki Shuttle
>>571561596Umama*
>>571561596She*
What CM will debuffers start getting banned?
>>571563023kill youself retard
>>571562835I'm fondling this
>>571556695>English teacherWhy do you have to be so mean, Mirako...
>>571563101kill yourself tranny
>>571563169>>571563146coordinated discord attack o.0
hancho...
you guys realize they do it for attention and (you)s right
>>571562838Tamachan would not do that
>>571563149that you are.
>log in>daily skip/legend race>TT>give/request shoes>log outanother productive day
It's gotta be that weird couple.
>>571563405.....cute
>>571563491No, the true culprit is..
>>571562835>>571563149>>571563405That's the stuff
>>571563591
>>571562774i wonder if he knows about silly symboli
The one good thing about mant is that at least I get to see dia's boobs on my screen oh wait I don't because 90% of this shit is clicking through menus and watching loading screens ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE DIA'S TITS ON MY SCREEN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR FUCKApologies gentlemen, lost my cool for a second there
Dearest Anon,I know MANT will still be the designated parent scenario for GL, but I don't get why it wouldn't always be the designated parent scenario.Even after they nerf G2's/G3's and buff G1's, wouldn't you still be getting maximum affinity in MANT with no unnecessary races in other scenarios? Or do the other scenario skills/sparks just get that much better that affinity isn't weighed as much?Sincerely,Anon
why are these two paired so much despite being completely unrelated
A week ago I went on a really lovey-dovey date with another trainer and in the distance I saw my trainee, and now they're really distant and sullen. Do you think they're sick?
>>571563791What the fuck are you talking about
hello everyone! how are you doing today? very buono? i sure hope so!this month i didnt do that much CM grinding because work got in the way but i will still be entering the open league with a throwaway build to have some funhow about yourself? did you do some buono grinding? are you bringing your oshi?i hope everyone has fun and wins a lot! keep it buono!
>>571563831
>>571563710we all are prone to losing ourselves in the heat of passion bwo>>571563775parent farming post rework is just whatever spark you want (URA is breddy gud when that gets reworked)
>>571563791idk but both are genki main characters who groom their trainers into marriage and copulation
>>571563831I think you should apologize
>>571563523
>>571563881i used my oshi last CM so im metaslaving this one at minimum effort as a treat
>>571563791That explains the avatarfagging
>>571564047me on the leftme on the right on this
>>571563881This CM sucks, you dodged a bullet. Sprint will be way more fun
>>571563775allegedly, the nerf to races and buff to G1s is to such a degree that it makes the time commitment for MANT completely irrelevant. If the difference in affinity isn't much, doing 2x the runs in the same amount of time is going to be much better than doing 40 mins for 1* guts.
>>571563964What would I apologize for? They're clearly sick and need to go to the doctor
>>571564193But You can't run all the G1s in URA?
Next CM's villain she's cute
>>571562159Did you enjoy yourself?
>>571564120>sprint will be way more fun>the sprint CM
>>571563775From what jp veteran said, you can easily hit stats with GM while also race all G1 to get the affinity.
Throne is here in 3 days, that means TB is almost over...Also I will say, cygames na changing MANT's name to have the same acronym as one of the deadliest diseases in history is quite fitting of the scenario
>>571564331anon, that webm represents 100% of uma musume gameplay
>>571564331gambling is better than oguri = automatically lose
>>571564331wtf is this real
>>571564430NOT THIS CMFUCK DOMINATORS
>>571564248they are women, you need to apologize even if you're right
>>571564331Yes, unironically, because it's not just a bullshit stat check where whaling just automatically gives you the win.
Do you want me to go buy some sakura mochi?
Helios rape
>>571564512Women truly are strange creatures
Helios love hug kiss chu smooch
I tried to rape my trainee, but then she started to rape me back. What do I do?
I want to fuck Helios into submission
>>571564679That's not rape that's consensual sex.
>>571564331is this video real
I have no strong feelings positive or negative about Helios
>>571564729I didn't consent to her fucking me back!
>>571564519Not a fan personally. East Asia in general kinda doesn't know how to make dessert, apparently even the word dessert wasn't a thing in Chinese until foreigners introduced it.
>>571564758You can see a human finger on the cat's lifted leg
Helios tried to sell me ketamine
>>571564491As real as it can get
>>571564837>a cat with human fingersthe fuck
>>571564817Meant for >>571564538
>>571564864would
Why is she so cute
>>571564982That is a man
>>571564939Not necessarily multiple fingers. It could just be the usual single human finger that most cats have.
Explain to me Helios's appeal because being a dumb bimbo zoomer who probably fucks on the first date and nevermind I understand completely.
>you'll be doing parents runs in MANT bwo newfags are unaware you can break the scenario cap with legacies so 9* speed becomes the only one that matters, and you'll be swimming in speed sparks if you reach more than 1200 since the rate of getting a 3* spark goes from 3% to around 10%
>>571564817You just have fried tastebuds from eating food drizzled in syrup
>>571565147No I'm just used to countries that actually have a culinary tradition with sweets like France. So it's not drenched in syrup, it's drenched in butter like all good French food.
>>571565137>newfags are unaware you can break the scenario cap with legacies so 9* speedyeah right we should farm 9* speed so that we'll get 1648 instead of 1600 lmaoglobalbabs are funny
>>571565134Wei!
>>571563775If you no longer need to run all of the races ever and just the G1s, you can run in scenarios which have substantial power creep that inflates SP gain for more skills for more sparks and makes SS trivial even with parent decks so you get better quality sparks
>>571565137I expect them to do the parent changes in 1.5 anni anyway
>>571565134Helios doesn't fuck.
>>571565314it's 50 for each 9* legacy blud, so it ends up being 1700 speed
>>571565402>1700 speedBIGalso satisfyingI really don't want uneven numbers in my final capped stats
>>571565250Same thing tubby lardo
My cute christian gf Curren Chan
>>571565075being #7 might have something to do with it
>>571565487Would YOU trust a thin chef?
Post that one UmaThe one with the big tits
>>571565402I hope everyone runs 18* speed, 1696 speed without power/wit are free wins
>>571565134Daughter
>>571565676>what are power cards
>>571565529>number 7 in alphabetical orderWaow
>>571565596Narrow it down just a tad
>>571565501she converted to christianity as a means of resetting her body count to 0
>>571565729You're right anon, use power cards, let's ignore the scenario mechanics
>>571565596
>>571565501>ningen godThis is a Shiraoki-sama thread
>>571565501And like many christian girls in the mid-2000s, she thinks if you engage purely in anal then you didn't break your vow of saving yourself for marriage.
>>571565676the average deck will have 3 speed cards, you get lot of power just from that bwo. if anything, the only problem will be stamina
in what cases is it justified to use debuffers
>>571562080heh, as always
>>571565946never
>>571565487Yes, to have my arteries clogged
>>571565758Oh, the stallion with the big tits
>>571565341>>571564193This makes the most sense. Even if you have to miss out on certain G1's, I guess the affinity difference is so negligible when you're getting 2x the skill sparks.I miss URA sparks a lot, frankly.Cordially,Anon
>>571565945there's one stat you're forgetting, torena-san...
>>571565946When winning is important to you.
Any McQueen nonnies wanna...
>>571566085You missed it
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>[-] Bitches>poalfaggots>furries>Cryerfags>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>FusupostersIf you see something, hide and report.
I think Kita is pretty hotpost made by: Richard Winters from massachusetts
>>571565596this one?
>>571566274Add Richard Winters from Massachusetts to the list
Stego cute. Very cute. Too cute.
>>571565332I think there are probably a weird amount of single women who watch those cheesy romance movies with buckets of ice cream on Sundays who probably come to the races to imagine weird romcom scenarios between the uma and their trainers.
>>571563791sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571565946it's justified because my wife happens to have debuffs as her native skills
God damn do I want Air Groove to call me tawake.I wish her daughters and sons also called me tawake
>>571566274>Dotoposters (as a whole)You can't make me stop
How do you even use hachimi, I dont see anything thats telling me if im going to fail a training or race...
>>571566274>Ryanfag twice (3 if you count ryanxwonbin)Ryan is cursed
For late/end mains are you planning to get both these cards?I keep going back and forth on whether to put up to 200 pulls on Maru speed or not. Would stop after 1 copy and use a selector for 1LB. Will probably use the selector for her anyway, since I have nothing else worth using it on.Saving the 200 means insurance in case the Tachyon/Light Hello go very badly. It also means, assuming average luck on all the pulls in between, I could actually pull for Jungle Pocket speed, without it affecting Pasa speed pulls. Obviously a luxury there, but it would be nice to have the optionI could always just borrow MLB Maru, or Flash when she comes out, if I need 3 speed cards
>>571566506why not kisama
>>571566274There's a mirakofag?
How many more days until the SMaru card
>>571565729Stepping on power is the worst feeling in the game. No fucking numbers.
>>571566625That's a little too hurtful for me, even if I have self-esteem issues.
>>571555789SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX
>>571556876postlink
>>571566274heyy
5 borrows0 aces
>DNI[-]
>>571565946I'm going to have Nattie be the debuffer next to Turbo and Tannhauser
>>571566639thats just V
>>571560372what is this
>>571562203what the FUCK is her problem
Post that one UmaThe one that tail hugs
>>571566728Next week, Wednesday
>>571567264Thanks, anon.
dozo
>>571560213>>571560372Something about this tics me off but also makes me feel happy.
>>571566639it's the NTR guy, he uses Hishi Miracle nowadays since she's fat and smelly just like him
>>571565993which stallion then
>>571567295Please stop shitting on MIrako just to shit on the attention whore.
>>571567313SPE-CHAAAAAAAN
>>571567313The tall one
>>571567468american or japanese?
I need official hair loose Stego art.
>>571565137>invest heavily into speed sparks >dies in cm because aces only have 400 stamina
>>571567379the smelly part was too much I apologize
>>571567543Hmmmmmm.Japanese?
>>571567329What is UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY
>>571567597>a racehorse from this country
>>571567329what is the philippines?
>>571567468Taiki?
>>571567579Apology accepted.Just because she refuses to get in the fucking pool doesn't mean she's smelly.
supreme chud soon
>>571566391Imagine, sure. Until it actually happens. And they find all their choices being taken by Umas. Now their romance story has become a horror.
>>571567632YES THAT IS WHAT I SAID
>>571567329What's a horse?
>>571567379It is awesome that attention whores latched on to Grass Wonder and Fine Motion because I never feel bad about insulting the two ugliest umas in the game
>>571567656>Taiki is almost as tall as I am.Cute.
>>571567843Fine Motion is pretty though.
>>571567843I think both are boring design wise but you're retarded and/or gay for calling them ugly.
>>571567578this is only a problem in medium and long
>>571567727haha what if you just ran up and smacked Spe's butt then shoved your cock in in Vodkas mouth haha
>>571567940>buying a gold recovery for a mile
>>571567953You'd end up in the hospital with a badly lacerated penis
>>571567843Only Umama is ugly thougheverbeit
I know what I'm gonna do today.. I'll post about Grand Live despite not knowing anything!
>>571567930They both look like downies, head too narrow because of terrible hair, blandness besides, ugly racewear, etc
Marche so cool.
in grand live there is a rare secret light hello sex event but you need MLB (not borrowed) to see it
>>571567329
>>571568261This is a gaslight. It's not rare, it's not secret, and you don't need MLB to see it
10 children
>>571568262RIP Kebert Xela, I miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>571565758sexoyakodonsexsex in düsseldorfsexsexsexMEGA SEX AND MARRIAGEsex
>>571568382Based
>>571568042it's either that or sacrificing one or your two wit supports beo, and there aren't enough skills yet to waste all the 3000+ SP you end up with after every career
>>571567196jjjjjjjjjealously
>>571568213I'm so glad she got fully inducted into the Gold Clan.
>>571568382sex
>>571568261>>571568327https://exhentai.org/g/3999336/3d13dda43c/
>>571568645
>analgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggay
Ramonu got really upset at me after I stepped onto the turf for some reason.Umamusume are so hard to understand...
>>571568382The real Yeppers gave birth to 12 foals.
>>571568856Why are you raping her true love
>...looks like my rent is free today too
Yasss tell them queen!
>guards! bring them to the gallows for disrespecting the queen herself
>>571568905So you're telling me I have to run on the turf?
>start MANT run>instantly sleepy alreadyWHAT THE FUCK I just woke up 5 hours ago
It really is her general huh...
>>571569357I kneel, honestly.
can it fucking be July yet?
>>571569357Whomstve
>>571569523Probably some character that isn't in the game yet?
>>571569495sex>>571569545ssssssssssex
>>571569485
>>571569523Where is your loyalty?
Do normal horses also exist in the Uma verse?
>>571569523Get with the times already
Tosen Jordan? More like Burger Pocket, am I rite guys?
>>571569647spoiler that shit nigga
>>571569738It didn't go into her pocket. She handed it to her tail.
>>571569694Yes. You can see some doing carriage pulling work in the background of star blossom
>>571569545Cute boy
>>571569769>incel rage
>>571569738Do americans really just carry a burger everywhere
>>571569738>ass burger
>>571569694Every single instance a horse could have existed has been replaced with Uma, to the point where they modified the kanji for horse
>>571569912Yes, in their bellies. And it isn't just one unfortunately.
>>571569769
>>571569912>savages don't have an emergency pocket burger on standbyterrible, I couldn't even imagine living in such squaller
>>571570106Taiki doesn't live in squaller, but she does live in a holler
>>571569912wait what do you use instead of a pocket burger
this is me btw
>>571570217Anyone who has not heard her in-game voice clips is not playing the full game.
for me, it's class rep
>3 after school stroll hintsi'm going to ____ the director
>>571570484me next?
>>571570338Why did you switch to using XObuhi instead of PamaI TRUSTED you to stay soulful...
For me, It’s Creek’ VA.
>>571570657pama will have her time in longs AS an onigealso you're using 2 doms you actual bumlordnothing worse than that, maybe on par with triple fronters
>>571570737now this is a proper anonI've been a fan of hers fora almost 20 years, she used to do lewd cosplays and bikini pics, all lost media nowadays
>>571570338I thought you were the freak with the Palmer head
>>571570841IM USING THEM TO SUPPORT MY OSHILiterally the most soulful thing one could doSHES NOT EVEN METAExplain how this is in any way wrong
>>571571007Wahey!
Anons, hear me out a sec
my balls and cock ache for release, I need sex with bare shoulder umas
>>571570841sex
>>571571275what is there to hear outshe's cute as hell
need an uma that's victor tsoi approved
>>571571275she cute, pretty solid on the dance too
>>571571275Cygames should reunite YuiKaori.
STOP
>>571571074If you need 2 doms to "support your oshi" you're just a dogshit trainer
>her
>>571571450ayyy
no medium S shakur...
>>571571450SIX WHAT?
>>571571435watch anisama, I think it's 2-4 weeks away, they're gonna be the final act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9q8E1TjSc
>>571571450
>>571570338You were supposed to go through the keiba pipeline, not this pipeline
>>571571474
>>571571361I’m waiting for a reply, I’ve got no more hopeSummer’s ending soongfg is two blocks down
>>571571489I won a Plat IM GOOD at this game>woooow only one platIT TAKES A LOT OF WORK AND STRAIN AND FORTUNEI'VE BEEN IN A FINALS FOR EVERY SINGLE NON LONG CM (only missed out on CM2 & CM6)I AM AT LEAST DECENT!!!!!DOTO ONLY ONE ONE G1 AND ARE YOU GOING TO DENEGRATE HER????OR WHAT ABOUT KATSURAGI ACEAGNES TACHYONTHERE ARE PLENTY OF ICONIC ONE G1 HOLDERS
>>571571550Marrying Nature.
>>571571964>a wall of text to excuse your soulless 2 dom setupyawn, stopped reading after the 3rd row
>>571571964You are not allowed to give advice unless you have 50% (rounded down) of the possible platinum titles
>>57157206950% rounds down to the number of plats i have, does that count?
>>571571527my SIX inch dick inside her tight umankoor something
>>571571964is this the mindset of domfags?
>>571572069nta but I have 0% and I can still reply
>there are manlets in this very thread who are shorter than an uma
>>571572069.500 is a dogshit record irl sports
>>571571964Tacuteyon
>>571572160is the plushie sewn onto her jersey or what
Everyone's Oguri's butt!
>reddit tachyon
>>571572259that's my butt......
>>571572259my trainee lets me squeeze her ass
>>571572021YOU ARE USING XOGURI AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE IM SOULLESS????NEGROYOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO MY BESTIF I WANTED TO GO FULL METAFAG I WOULD'VE JUST DONE TRIPLE FRONTI COULD'VE GOTTEN A PLAT LONGER AGO IF I SOLD OUT ON MY VALUES BUT I DIDN'T!!!!
>umastagram cafe
>>571572259I want to give it a little squeeze
>>571571852Ayabe deciding we shouldn't get comfy threads anymore
>>571572304why are you Oguri Cap?
>>571572329Nobody cares dude holy fuck, stop pretending to be offended for attention
>>571572436it feels right
>>571572329I care
>>571572409More like Ayabe watching the threads go to shit while being unable to do anything about it.
>>571572523cute
Imagine caring about being called soulless lmaoIt's not like saying "a-at least im sovlful!!!" will cut out as an excuse for being a jobber
>>571572431I look like this
>>571572523what do you like on your nachos?
>>571572641for me I just wanna use my favorites, if I happen to be a metafag in the process then whatever
>>571572567More like Umama larping as Ayabe
>>571572701I want an uma to bite me comically like in my animus
>>571572641The excuse of "I-I-I'm using metaslop 2 dom to support my oshi" is even more spineless imo because it shows you have literally no backbone
>>571572545Thank you anon that really means a lot to me
>>571572242It's shown up separately from the hoodie a few times, but not enough to really notice
>>571572794I want an uma to bite through my carotid, killing me in seconds
>>571572871ukrainian anon...
>>571572776guacamole, sour cream, jalapeno, ground beef, like the whole setup. goes hard
>>571572871I think being strangled while she's on top is better
>>571572835How else would you solo ace then, retardgwo
>>571572997G rank umas
>>571571978cute yeppers
>>571572835Faglorddddd"Waaaah double dom is bwoken waaaaaah NERF PLZ"HOLY fuarkXOguri is ten times as worseIt's not like Dominator instantly nukes your Uma into oblivion It's not like it provides a significant advantage I'm using one ace exclusively here it is a all or nothing strategy Definitely not unbeatable by any means
>>571573087I'm literally not reading anything you said past the 2 rows because you talk like an autistic special needs child who seems very insecure
>>571573087>It's not like Dominator instantly nukes your Uma into oblivion >It's not like it provides a significant advantageNTA but this is just wrong
This one is also kino minus the face filter
>>571573039lol retard, 0 wins
>>571572991That would be a good way to go, slow and steady and personal
>>571572871halo is never getting addedjourney's in a couple years at least
>>571572675Heyyy...wanna..
>>571573223Seems like you're just a bad trainer then, it's okay
Is there a hint mechanic in GL like the burst explosions and rival races?
>>571572871Dream Journey almost canonically did exactly that to his jockey
>>571573324Cute Journey
>>571573370Evil?
>>571573164I accept your concession >>571573175How is it wrong? It's not like any Uma can just sweep past the rest because they got Dominated If I use for example Fine Motion (regular) she is still going to job 99% of the time because of how bad the Pace Chaser situation isLate Surgers/End Closers aren't fairing that much better either It is only because of the strength of XOguri that Double Dominator becomes significantly a problem
>>571572940wtf that's right by my house that I grew up in. I even went to the horse races a few times as a kid that's near there
Not a good look dombwos...
>tell danchou I need 500 dollars>sends me 217.58
>>571573304Post your solo oshi wins then with G rank teammates? It's okay if you don't know how it works
>>571573370>Puppet has boobseroi
>>571573517There's no concession, because you are spouting nonsense and trying to excuse the "I HATE META I SWEAR GUYS DON'T MIND ME USING 2 DOMS THOUGH IT'S FOR MY OSHI" and sperging out about itnobody careslook I'm gonna predict your next sentence>c-clearly you care because you responded
>>571573306No but you can just buy them from the shop
>>571573306I want to rape Kitasan and Kitaposters so bad.
check this out... and then she ate the frontniggers at the last corner haha... because she eats a lots get it
>>571573561that's cool! looks like a comfy little town to grow up in>horse raceswauuu that's raddd
>>571573306no, you only get hints from your supports and inspirations, but some songs have an effect that increases the chance of your card's events to appear more often rather than random ones
>>571573598Cute
>>571572940hmm everything seems to be in order here. go with my blessing, Ogurin
>>571573791Sex with Tachyon
Not even going to entertain the thought of getting into A like last Chanmi. Keep getting put up against a million different people with US4+ now that I hit US twice and it's just not going to happen. I can only hope I get 1st in B instead.
>>571573838thank you nonny
>>571573640What I am trying to say is that Double Dominator in of itself is not the "meta"2 Fronts + XOguri/ 3 Front Runners/XOguri + Double Dominator would lead to more consistent win ratesXOguri is powerful & the Double Dominator debuffs exacerbate her advantage over the other UmaUsing Double Dominator in of itself does not provide easy/free wins which is what I believe most people would consider to be neccesary to be considered a "meta strategy"I really don't think I am saying anything that is too much of a stretch here
an uma without saggers is like an angel without wings
>>571573370>>571573604you think the puppet has jiggle physics too
>>571573886...nevermind. Well I won't get into A in Round 2, just will have to hope I don't not get B either. This matchamking is all manners of messed up.
>>571566352Aston Machan owes me>paizuri>sumata>umapyoi>kissing
>>571573937i'm a grown ass man who works outside not a nonny
>>571573643>>571573785>regular hints and inspirationslopWhat were they thinking??
>>571573604>>571573985
>>571574093everyone is my nonny...but fineee, just for you, anon.
>>571573985Sattsun very cute.
>>571568935I need Grass Wonder to look at me like that
>>571574121>>571573785Start farming your parents now otherwise have fun in Grand Concert!
>>571573827do you think that one day, women can be capable of such love and dedication?
>>571574121just get good supports brother
Real Nakayama Festa is actually Narita Taishin.
Why don't you guys just watch play throughs of the next scenario on youtube
>>571574121We're out of MANT bwo it's going to be better from here trust me bwo
>>571557871Done
>>571574407Yeahh... so fun resetting at inspiration and early when Light Hello does not show up!
>>571574408Cool Luna
>>571574408is she dead
>>571574584no
Is saying you're an older guy just a cheat code to get people to flirt with you here or is it a running meme I'm unaware of?
>>571574650The age of 30 is in demand
She is so little.
>>571574650those aren't people
>>571574735rude
>>571574650when you say you're an older guy you discard your self and fully commit to being just an ATM for foids
>>571574734reminder that stego is one (1) centimeter taller than ruby
>>571574735
>>571574734142cm of pure failure and bad parenting
>>571574734all umas in the game are small, not even the big ones are that big
>>571574458on the positive side reaching inspiration takes like 10 minutes instead of 25
Vodka designed as a modern cygames mare would be so much...
>>571574734She's actually smaller than a pixel in my game. I can't ever see her at all. We did just get Air Shakur though, she's a good size
>>571574650Fogies are easier to take advantage of and/or more willing to travel
>>571574229>she is a twinif only Stego had notable siblings
is neck and neck worth borrowing that daiwa card for?
>>571574943not the point you dumb idiotthe is especially small is the idea, compared to the other uma around her, not going by the basis of "haha europeans are a lot bigger than ANY of these kids" like yeah no shit retard
Question: Out of all the anime adaptations of Umamusume which requires the least pre-existing character/keiba knowledge to understand and enjoy?
>>571575131>kidswhat kids?
>>571574458Sound way better than 1 hour run with heavy micro management or Riko's team cucking you at the last Unity race
