Comin' in hot editionPrevious: >>571474814>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png >MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png >INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: [YouTube] HELLDIVERS™ 2 x WARHAMMER 40,000 Partnership Announcement June 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385May 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961
TOTAL NIGGER RAPETOTAL FAGGOT DEATH
>>571580207Anon... that would mean the destruction of Sweden.
WARBOND WHEN NIGGERS
>>571580375one week
>>571580375hello saar merry redeeming and a happy doing the needful to you
two possibilities: since the stuff is already in the game and the warbond was delayed already they could do a surprise release without the 1 week trailer period like with urban legends and release tonight or they do a trailer tonight and release next week on the 30th
>>57158066323rd warbond trailer and 30th for its release, and no earlier.
Cyborgs manhandled and put away wet. Complete and utter cyborg embarrassment. Izzat loss for Joel.
>arrowhead causes the most retarded crash to date edition
Arrowhead proudly presents the next Premium Warbond for Helldivers 2: Race Warriors!
>>571581209that's racist
>>571581209I can't wait to get the racist armor!
warbond next week
>>571581136I genuinely wonder what kinda of nonsense unhandled exception type bullshit makes a paintjob crash someone's fucking gameI bet it would be really interesting to see broken down
Squid front isn't looking too good, bros...
neither does your sloppa, AIjeet
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>571581818Tentacles right up in them big nipples
>>571581983June 30, 23:59 not one second before
>niggas really thought swiggers wouldn't punish them for the review bombing and complaining by delaying the warbond until the last possible day
>>571582239Who're you trying to fool, they'd delay it until the last possible day regardlessThey're SVVEDES
>>571581818This is canon in CGW btw>The current status of Coretta Kelly is currently unknown, however it is suspected that she has been captured by the vile Illuminate.
>>571582539>mod runs by coomer AIjeet tranniesJesus christ
>>571582706I'm like 99% certain dripku is an /hdg/igger
>slavs and jeets and Slavs and jeetsMight as well rename this to /turk/
>nerf vox engine to the ground>give the goys 24 hours to play on the cyborgs to test it out>remove cyborgs (and vox engines) from the game (again)what did the sw*des mean by this?
>>571583419They couldnt stand seeing their self-insert faction getting raped.
Good morning /hdg/ I have come to you today to ask of the redeem of the bloody hellgun into the game. Bobs and vagenes very beautiful I fuck you bloody Namo ratnatryaye namah aryajnana sagar vairocana vyuharajaya tathagatayah arhate samyaksambuddhayah;namah sarva tathagatebhyah arhatebhyah samyaksambuddhebhyah;namah arya avaoliketshvaraya bodhisattvayah mahasattvayah mahakarunikakayah;tadyatha: om dhara dhara dhiri dhiri dhuru dhuru itiye vitiye cale cale pracale pracale kusume kusumvaraye ili mili cetam jvalam apnaye svaha.
I literally can not play without this.Am I a crutching reddit dadgamer???
>>571583530Enemies spawn in a lineNothing wrong with abusing that fact
Notice how none of the nonwhite people in the game speak with an Indian accent?That means Super Earth eliminated Indians in the future.
>>571583696Good.
>>571583530Ye. Free yourself from crutch. Become better player
>>571582239>last possible dayIs world ending?
>>571584363Yes, on June 30th.
>>571583696Noo saar prati shams full support super earth power
vox engines wouldnt have been that bad if the cockpit, which by all means should have been a weakspot, was actually a weakspot
>>571584406June of what year
>>571584406>* Always read the small print.
400 hours in and I'm reaching my limit. Idk how some of you do it for 1k+, I can't stand the devs and fanbase
>>571584676not engaging with the "fanbase" for one
>>571584406They're calling it the most Swedish roadmap oat
>>571583530Dadgamers think that strafing run is weak and run cluster strike instead.
where is the news I was told there would be news
>>571584517Zutt broken
>>571585317It's still morning in Sweden. Give it 10 hours.
>>571585317warbond trailer tomorrow
>american divers
Is it just me, or have lobbies been crashing a shit-ton since the last patch?
For what possible reason is it that C4 needs to be hold to switch between arming the charges and throwing them? Why can't it just be hold to blow the fucking C4 up instead?
>>571585848Swedish quality control.
>>571585817I have played 60+ hours since the last patch and didn't crash once and I am cock full of armor and gameplay mods
>>571585930>cock fullcatastrophic typo, is your ass sore?
>>571585848all the various button functions are hard-coded so making a significant change (like making the backpack button detonate) requires them to completely upend the codebase.
>>571586029no, I am the one who does the raping of leandivers, not the other way around.
>>571586202>yidderX to doubt
>captured mintoria which has ultramafic mines>does nothingWhat an engaging galactic war!!! Everything we do matters!!!!! By the way Super Earth bad!!!!!!
>>571586176Woah, god forbid the swedes have to actually do their jobs.
>>571508212>>571508541Naw me tooLove chicks with big tits, asses, and abs.
>>571586690Illegal, they'd have to go over their maximum 1 hour a week.
>super earth STILL hasn't provided me with a bug wifeYou know what, Super Earth IS bad!
>>571586447nothing "exists" unless it is addressed in the flavor text of an MO or directly referenced by a dispatch.
OMFG ONLY SIX HOURS UNTIL WE GET A TRAILER FOR THE WARBOND WE ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT
>>571586830I can't wait to see which part of the game they intentionally lampshade to humiliate the fans this time!
it's way past my bedtime. if I seethe now would one of you link it to the appropriate post containing the trailer?
>OMFG I DELIBRATELY SPOILED MYSELF OF THE UPCOMING CONTENT NOW I'M MAD HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME????
>>571587287>DeliberatelyIt's been spammed and posted here for the better part of a week.
>>571580098>that picwhy do always feel hornier during summertime?
>>571587287>DCS but spicy>Senator but bigger>Impact incendiary but spicier>half a quasar taped to half a scytheoh no what will I do, knowing what incredibly unique things arrowhead has in store for me
Warbond announcement AND release todayCultist teaseCultists next weekTrust the plan. -B
different super destroyer ships when?
>>571586830can't wait for Ramesh Udit to epically stomp some cockroach SEAF dalits. It's going to be the epic saar
>>571586690I'd rather they stick to what they know than try to hack new solutions given the absolute fucking mess that is their code base.
>>571586830>read spoilers>WOW THIS TRAILER DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING NEW ABOUT THISit's kind of your fault, buddy
>>571588365>I have not been in this general for a whole week
>>571588489being mad a trailer made for people who don't regular places that routinely drop spoilers doesn't show them anything new is fucking retarded and you're retarded for thinking it should be any different
>Fourth player joins the session.>Suddenly, two of my teammates die.>Notice orbital napalm going off.>Check stratagems of the surviving teammate.>It's them.>One of the reviving teammates TKs the fuck out of player 4 for it.>Nobody reinforces them afterward.Valid crashout.
>>571588551Who the fuck is talking about people outside of this general you faggot fuck retard
>A teaser for announcement of a trailer of announcement of release dateI can't hardly wait
>>571588716then you'll be happy to know what we're getting is the trailer and release date, not a teaser for an announcement of a trailer.
>>571587287I just want confirmation so I can finally decide whether I need to farm credits for store crap or if all the good stuff will be in warbond.
BORGS ARE BACK
The borgs are back in town.
>Limited to 3
>predator strain removed>absolutely unpopular biomes have not changed for several months now>new bug is just a repainted titan with increased HPThese cocksuckers are deliberately trying to make the bugs an unpopular faction, I can't explain it any other way.These are the most disgusting developers I've ever seen.
>>571589626Go fuck a roach
>>571589697I will definitely do it.
>>571589828Who's Goddamned liberty-forsaken experiment is this.That creature is from the Democratic mountains of the Caucuses.
>Get in pubbie's car.>He's legitimately driving it only in gear 1.Holy fuck, an actual grandma helldriver.
>sarcastic useless post>pedophillic anime image attachment
>maintenance soonwarbond trailer in one hour
>>571590278She's a big fan of high explosives so she's definitely a super friend of democracy
>supply backpack>supply frv>light medic armourYep, it's soloing in a full game time.
janny warbond when? i want to rinse my dirty teammates
>>571590278She's the perfect wife.
>>571589828>>571590587rape all anime bug girls
>>571587558bruh same, during winter I feel barely motivated to crank it out a few times per week but during summer I straight up jork it at least 2 times per day.I just wish I had a girlfriend so I could share my horny with someone else...
It's over. EOS tomorrow
sub level 100 divers should not be allowed to use the leveler.The amount of times I got killed by that thing because pubs don't care who or what they're aiming at
Almost forgot I am in /hdg/ - Horny Degenerate General
>>571591080you are supposed to get teamkilled btwmedia literate grunt fantasy!
>die>retarded lvl60 teammate takes my autocannon>without the backpack>runs 100 meters away to do some bug nest>3 minutes left on my cooldown to get AC againWhat was his plan, unironically?
>So used to shield nades I keep disremembering I brought a giga-nade instead.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>571592130I hope the new warbond is gonna be okay
>>571591812>Bugchaser>Complete retardYou're surprised?
>>571592525what if he was cooking something beyond our comprehension?
>>571592839Yeah, this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rMBe1vrHvvE
>>571593043pajeetbros......our response??????
>That quirky loadout someone suggested that you tried and it's both fun and effectiveWhat was it?
>>571593212just gas grenades for every front.being able to nullify a big group of enemies, especially if they are chasing you, is so much more value than killing a single heavy with thermites
>>571593212XMGEATsPortable HellbombConcealed InsertionYou use the XMG and EATs to create free smoke cover to sprint in with the Portable Hellbomb. Dying doesn't matter because everything is expendable. 4th slot can be plugged with something like the Shield Generator Relay or Leveller, the SGL's emitter is protected from aggro by the smoke so it extends the life against melee rushdown units.
>>5715932124 god damn eagles
>>571591812>posted it again award
>kills you 40 meters away because it chained off a teammatenothing personnel, kid!
The borgs are filtering me brehs, I really hate the gunship in particular
>Guy joins mission>Immediately starts throwing giga grenades at the team and suiciding to waste reinforcements>go from a dozen reinforcements to 0>Keeps playing dumb in chat blaming it on others or the bots>Host is too stupid to notice and kick himOnly reason we made it out was because he ended up being the only one dead with no reinforcements
>>571594361liberator penetrator + pissle + crutch pack then? add some thermites too?and probably leveller to be able to kill voxes faster
>>571594361but gunships aren't specific to cyborgsalso bring the loyalist. 2 shots them
>>571593212C4+censor+stealth armor. Didn't give it a chance until it was one of the few ways to kill vox's on cyberstan, now I love using it to join struggling hosts and do side objs stealthfag style. Shits better than AMR/jump pack.
>>571594616>>571594649THEY COME IN 4AND PINT POINT PISS RED LASER AND ROCKET EVERY 2 SECONDSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571594723laser cannon and HMG also obliterate gunships in droves
>>571594723This shit kills gunships in 2 fully charged shots.Has 8 shots and 5 spare magazines.Potential to kill all 4 gunships in a single magazine if you are not an aimlet.Reload is fast anyway.Does not even need the crutch pack.Your welcome.
Or you can just use the missile pistol and down 4 gunships without effort
>>571594843You'll never have the chance to charge this thing if the gunship focuses on you
>>571595010Skill issue, it is literally my solofag pick on bots mostly because of gunships.What's even better, this thing staggers a cyborg on an uncharged shot, while he is staggered you do a full charge and cybrg falls apart like a lego figure.2 shots to consistently kill a cyborg.2 shots to consistently kill a gunship.This thing is a primary weapon LARPing as a useless pistol because it knows it will get raped by nerftrannies as soon as it goes mainstream.
>>571595010if you'd quit being a retarded bugnigger for two fucking seconds you'd know you can just walk perpendicular to the angle from which the gunships are shooting at you so that the rockets don't hit you
There are too few enemies, the game has become too boring. I don't want to play this. It's over.
you're free to squeal somewhere else, piggy
>>571595569Fucking Beidi doomer. I'm going to boil your bones into anti-malarial medicine. I'M GOING TO EAT YOU.You Nanban are alright. Don't go to northern Formosa tomorrow.
>>571595010kek. If anything the issue is that the loyalist is too effective at gunships and everything else sucks too much.also.... update doko?
>>571595010sub lvl 150 opinion, you can just spam it in a pinch
>>571594361pissile + plas punish
Vox are significantly easier but pubbies still struggle with them even when strafe, RR, ORC, Orb gat and spear are right there
>>571596780>pubbies>taking actual AT weapons and AT stratagemsthey will take AMR and jetpack and you WILL like it.
>>571585697lack of crops for the (You) farmer. here's one on me.
>>571596780reddit bomb is the only red to the average pubbie
>>571597051Built for handholding, kissing, missionary, and impregnation.
>>571597181It's a boy
>>571594716Supply FRV became the perfect last slot for solo stealth. Just don't rearm the turret unless absolutely necessary and now you have rapid mobility and tons of supplies to keep your C4 fed. You're just playing MGSV with a car-themed D-Horse at this point.
>>571597262if it is a boy, why female shaped?
>>571591812Probably thought it was a primary and wanted to try it.
>>571597262Until the pants come down and the quantum uncertainty is collapsed by an observer, my original statement is straight + true.
>>571591812thought it was a sole autocannon without a backpack like on pois maybe?
>>571593212that fucking fart build. OGS, Gas Mines, AF-52 Lockdown with Vitality Enhancement. Standing in your own gas as the beasts fall all around you is magnificent, and it makes the bottom number go up really fast on notbot enemies
>>571597390he saw autocannon for the first time at lvl60???>>571597470near my dead body???right next to conveniently placed sample container and a primary?
>>571597181your child, sir
>>571597051why do warn-torn women soldiers turn me on
>>571597291Orly? Thanks for the tip anon. Honestly it being a "multiplayer mgsv" is what I get out of stealthfagging, tho I haven't stealthfagged too much lately, so I'll have to try that out. Do enemies hard-target the car when it's left alone or not?
here comes nothing
>>571597951trailer when?
>3 fucking hours straight of nonstop bitching and moaning about bugs
>>571597857No, unless you're specifically in the car, enemies won't bother with it. The FRV doesn't draw aggro like either sentries or Exosuits. You can reload the top-mounted Liberator sentry and watch it mulch a horde of Voteless running after you, they'll never divert towards it.The FRV for the most part only gets damaged when you're in or near it by proxy.
Imagine not having content
>>571591283>>571591080Getting le teamkilled is... le bad!
where warbond date announcment pre-preview trailer
>dead
If you're reading this you are brown
>>571597559>he saw autocannon for the first time at lvl60???Most people pick one loadout they believe "works" and sticks with it forever.Level 60 isn't all that high.>right next to conveniently placed sample container and a primary?>Must be a PoI, nice!
>>571597951>>571598058>>571598447warbond trailers are always released later in the day, not at patch time. look again in 3 to 4 hours
>guy starts blasting his laser cannon across the pelican door>we all immediately clock that he wants us to limbo>we limbo inFucking class act
>>571593212pacifier with defilement tool and warp pack.stun/outright kill, warp into them and saw the rest. sucks on bots
New drawing :)
>>571599652Wow new oc for my most hated thread! Thanks friend :)
>>571599652rape all crutch pack users
>>571599652Ultimatum users Greedy bastards
i was told we were going to get a trailer today where is it?
>>571599652>no instant "dutch shitskin tranny moment"Gucci must be asleep
>>571600094see>>571599001trailers are released at 3pm swede time
>>571599652you get raped in /hdg/ lobbies if you do this btw
>>571599652should be punishable by death
>>571599652>grabs two bricks without any empty slots in the pack
>>571599652>4/4 stims>80% health>stim>dont mind if I do>take supply I am so evil
>>571601513I do this when everybody else has run off from the resupply pod
>>571601553I double dip when everyone runs away, but before grabbing my second i make sure to waste a stim and half my nades atleast.
>>571601553>Oh dear forgot to reload all my stuff>reload>yoink
>resupply gets moved to a stratagem a player has to take in 1 of their 4 slots like it was in helldivers 1good change or bad change?
GOYBOND WHERE?
>>571601919Only if just like helldivers 1, I can equip multiple of the same stragagems
>>571601919just make the CD scale with difficulty
>>571601940Your bond sire
>>571602021How many orders of curly fries can I carry at a time?
>>571601919worst shit ever as it would reinforce the crutch pack usage even more
>>571602240Many with the super extended curly fry mag
>>571602673Never received any buffs btw
>>571602860as long as you get free +2 stims with every supply pack square, it is very strong.
Trailer should be dropping in about 30 minutes.
BuffGODs, how would you improve the supply pack?
>>571603326Will you be live streaming your own hanging when it doesn't?
>>571603327Make it work with superior packing methodology ship upgrade
>>571603327You can hang an extra EAT and primary off it
>>571603453Will you be rightfully sucking on my cock when it does?
>>571603327you can take supplies from other teammates when empty
trailer has to drop today or arrowhead breaks the roadmap already. week delay between trailer and release, last day of june is the 30th in seven days.
>>571583530Return to the clusterfuck...
>>571602860It scales with the rest of the equipment, and enemies becoming less bursty and more stim tax oriented made it better too
>>571601513Actually this is smart even if you wear 150 armor rating heavy armor, as being in 80% health already puts you below being able to survive some breakpoints and puts you at below 100 armor rating survivability.You didn't waste the supply pack - you probably just saved yourself from dying.
>No slopbond trailerIt's over. They literally had nothing prepared to replace the FRVs they cannibalized. It's going to be two months of no content.
>>57160562445 minutes dummy
Hopesissies... How do we mentally prepare having to suck doomfaggot dicks for the next 2 months???
IT'S UP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6c>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6c>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE509xzZn6c
>>571606135 kill yourself
kekdivers lost and got raped
/fng/ hereYou're all boned
>>571607192we may be boned,but you just set your foot in a general that rapes.RAPEDIVERSASSEMBLE
20 MORE MINUTES, TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN!
>>571607459YOU SAID THATYESTERDAYAND THE DAY BEFOREHOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU HAVE TO EDGE ME
>>571607560THIS TIME FOR SURE, THE WEST WILL FALL IN 15 MINUTES! THE MULTI POLAR WORLD IS WITHIN OUR REACH! GLORY TO PUTIN! GLORY TO RUSSIA! GLORY TO BRICS! TRUST. THE. PLAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>571607560why would they release a trailer or a warbond on a fucking monday or sunday? nobody but retards were claiming so
>>571607786>BRICSas known as Thirdworlder Association
>>571606135so when is this nigger going to stop playing the game
>>571608250he can't, he needs the money bitching and whining about it gets him
5 MORE MINUTES, DON'T LOSE HOPES, IT'S ALMOST HERE
>>5716022401 but you have a deep fryer backpack to reload from.
>Ask what qualifies me for MO rewards>"GET BACK TO DIVING, HELLDIVER!"The RP shit on the official Discord is insufferable.
Doomgods won btw
before you doomfaggots blow your load remember that it takes a couple of minutes after the hour mark for the post to go up
1 MORE MINUTE, TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH IMMINENT! ARROWHEAD WILL DELIVER!
>>5716087042 more minutes calm down zoom zoom
>>571607964Having 5 McDonalds per block doesn't make you a first world country, Mr. Cheeseberger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4
>>571608589Aw man, wrong .gif :(I thought I posted the one where the gun slides into frame...
A warbond just flew over my house.
>>571608865>america out of nowhereyep, a thirdworld brownoid
doomchads ww@say it with me nownothing
I win.
>the warbond trailer will drop at 9 and everything will be okay
>>571609063ever
T-THEY ARE UPLOADING THE VIDEO AS WE SPEAK, IT'S A-ALMOST HERE!
this fucking game won't launch again, fuck the shitty code
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSeK2TFlwo
>>571609180happens
>>571608754>>571608772y'all looking very silly rn
>doom cucks won
>>571608754>>571608772
the trailer for entrenched division released an hour after the normal time btw
Do not weep for the hopers, it was they who deluded themselves into thinking there would be content in this dead game.There is only doom.
>>571609016>seething at the mere existence of other peopleyep, insecure whiteboy
and here comes the hopenigger cope
in 50 minutes retards
But, guys...I thought Warbonds were a bad thing used to distract the masses from the gaping holes of the game...
I'm done hoping You won, Doomgods
THE RAPEDAND THE GAPED
>>571603829So, where will you be streaming?
It's unironically over.
why would you guys lie to me like that
Entropy is the natural order of things. Our lives, beautiful, fleeting, and fragile, are the exception. The one we all hold close, but an exception nonetheless. We, DOOMgods, understand and accept that all things with a beginning must meet their end. It’s time to let Helldivers 2 go, /hdg/. It’s time to accept what’s coming.
Once there was only doom.If you ask me, hope is winning.
You have 41 minutes left to live
>>571610241I would unironically spend it masturbating to straight furry porn.
TRAILER ON THURSDAYWE HOPEWE DOOMWE HOPE AGAIN
Just so you know, the roadmap mentions a warbond for june, but it doesn't mention the specific year.
>team mate's crutchcannon strike attacked the devastator instead of the vox engine
WHEREISTHECONTENT
>>571593212Against bots GL + RR for backpack + Scorcher + whatever is my peak comfy. Find a guy with RR and reload him while clearing the chaff/mediums around you with GL or Scorcher. The synergy is great since GL 2-shots anything smaller than a hulk (except armored striders, but you can just blow the rockets up with full-auto scorcher) and your RR guy handles the rest. I love it for those moments when you just want to kick back but dont want the low intensity spawn rates
warbond trailer on july 7th
>>571611108B-but the roadmap! Arrowhead wouldn't like to us would they?
lobby?
>>571611286doko
D10 borgs lobby doko>MOslave and POslave editionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244928189531/76561198005075969
>>571611286>>571611365
>>571598132Have you really watched these 3 hours straight of nonstop bitching and moaning about bugs?
>>571611794>facebook meme
willing to bet warbond is delayed because they had to redo the trailer since both FRVs are no longer part of it
>>5716117432/4
we are getting a third MO for the frv right?
>>571611958>powder that makes you say facebook meme
>>571611743>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244928189531/765611980050759693/4
>>571611958hop off plastic man
If they release it on the very last day of the month they're still fulfilling their promises
>>571612487>th-that doesn't count >:(
Return to /coopg/
>>571612793vgh
>>571612793so true there is no longer content coming to helldivers 2
>>5716117433/4 pls respond
It's up
>>571611743ded general diving with randoms
>>571610241Rope immediately.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244931296794/765611989932993292/4 lobby up bots
>>571611743new link in case someone wants to try joining when we not fullsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244931296794/76561198005075969
DOOMGODSWIN
OH NONO NONONONO
Doomgods won
Yep, the Helldriver Warbond has had to be completely reworked after the FRVs got gutted from it.
Its over
*crickets*
>warbond that got gutted is delayed, surprising only retards
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376I WANT MY GOYBOND NOW!
>Something we're proud of>Still breaks things and is barely functional
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376>Have a chance to fuck with Darktide's moment of triumph>um actually sorry guys we got nothingShopclickers won.
>needs more time to cookTranslation: WE NEED TO WHIP OUR OUTSOURCING STUDIO IN THE THIRD WORLD TO GIVE US SOMETHING TO PUT IN THE WARBOND ASAP
i legitimately wonder what manner of a subhuman mind it takes to KNOW that you need to delay your content drop, but you only choose to announce that at the very last second when the trailer for it is supposed to drop. Why didn't they have someone post that when they clocked in at (likely) 9 am, 7 hours ago? Why string people along and get their hopes up? It's so fucking unprofessional.
>>571614831humiliation ritual
HOPElusionals on suicide watch administer the copium STAT
realistically, what would they replace the supply FRV in the warbond with?grenade launcher FRV?
Well good thing they'll announce it on steam any second now.
>>571614957no vehicles
now that the dust has settled what do you guys think the frv warbond will be reworked into
Hopes*sters..
>>571614957Dozens weapon nerfs because of how angry they are they had to give something away for free
>>571614957cuck chair on wheels i presume
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376Honestly it goes beyond being Swedish at this point. What has the content even been for the last while, anyways? Some recolored biomes, weather modifiers, mech suit arms, and now a few FRV remodels...?I don't play any other swigger games except REPO, but despite that game being total swiggoid friendslop they actually release a lot of content in their updates when they get to them. (not to mention they literally say shit like "if a glitch is fun for the players there's no reason to patch it")>>571614831Also this. Literally maxxing-out the laziness AND malicious stats both up to 11/10 in every single regard. Balance, content, performance, etc. etc. etc.
>>571615303and when that doesn't happen are you going to apologize for being a retarded doomsaying faggot?
>it's realHoly shit I thought you guys were jokingWhat do you think they're gonna replace the FRVs with?
>>571615517No
>>571615656
>>571615517NTA but now that you've said that you've bumped the chance it happens from 80% to 100%, so I'm screencapping this to repost when it happens. Looking forward to you being silent when it happens.
>>571614361>>571614368wait so the cars were 100% in the warbond and since they gave them out for free it fucked the warbond, thats a fucking kek
So the new warbond really was going to be paid for vehicles just like the paid for mechs. That would have been disappointing.
>>571615830At this point genuinely why not release the APC?
>>571615656A separate skin for the tank because fuck you
wait so does that mean we are getting both frv or just the supply one
>>571615830
>>571615830>remove FRVs from warbound because people were against it>replace it with another FRVNothing changed
>>571616025supply FRV now, incinerator FRV some other time, like they did with the airburst rocketl auncher and gas mines choice MO
>>571615923Scrapped for being too fun/useful.
>>571615923They still can't figure out a way to make it unviable in a "comedic" fashion like every other vehicle they've added
>>571616067nobody was against vehicles in warbonds, people were just mad there wasn't any free ones
>>571616179lol
>>571616179pretty sure a lot of people were very upset at their being vehicles in warbonds, full stop
>>571616179Hi Sven
>>571616179Stop sucking the swede's femcocks
ok but when are they adding a red stratagem to a warbond for a true melt down
>>571616425It would only realistically work if it was a whole different stratagem type altogetherLike a combat pelican hover guard
>no trailer
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376>players caught on to your bullshit>forced to give warbond shit away for free>the entire warbond is in jeopardy because 2 cars were like half the warbond>likely had to scrap it and make something new>"We would rather hold back and make sure the final product is something we're proud to release" You can't hate swediggers enough
>>571616708>>571612032fucking knew it
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376Why didn't these Swigger retards not just give the APC as a reward and keep the FRV warbond in tact.
>>571615830How is this not a straight fucking upgrade to the Bastion? The loss of the auxiliary gun doesn't mean shit when the purpose of the vehicle is to buttfuck heavy armor.>Full 360 degree rotation>90 degree vertical rotation>Fast as fuck>Driver gets out near the objective and the guy in the back can still contribute massively to defense because it's just a mobile cuck chair
>>571614831They fear announcing this too close to the FRV MO patch will make people put 2 and 2 together. They don't even realize most people already knew.
>>571616583A drone strike that hits wherever you ping on the minimap with a missile equivalent to the high yield explosive artillery shell would be cool. If swiggers could implement it properly.
>>571615830>OH FUCK PEOPLE ARE MAD THAT WE'RE PUTTING VEHICLES IN WARBONDS>QUICK, TAKE THE FRVS OUT OF THE BOND AND GIVE THEM OUT FOR FREE>SIR, THE WARBOND IS HALF EMPTY NOW, WHAT DO WE DO?>MAKE A NEW FRV TO SELL OF COURSE
>lame ass commando missions in>still no armor engagement missions where a divers fight columns of bot tanks/big bugs/tripods & squid mechsGay
>>571617051nah it should be like a missile artillery barrage launched from some silo off mapmake the gimmick be shorter cooldowns on defense campaigns because of existing SEAF bases, but longer cooldown on liberation fronts, lets it stand out a bit from orbitals and eagleshell, could even bring back the shredder missile from HD1 as a variant too
>>571617558That would also be cool
>the warbond is delayedFucking swede subhumans
>waiting until last minute to delay
8 wheel emote when
>>571617439Where are my squid commando missions? We have the technology.
>>571617949SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>571618075Where’s my diver-piloted Apache gunship? I just want to do support role shit.
>>571618039very hard to implement you seecan't just increase the emote table size from 4 to 8 and whip up a basic 8 slotted emote wheel with hooked up functionsnah that would be too hard for developers
>delayedI hate these swede cunts like you wouldn't believe
>>571618254Sorry goyi... I mean buddy, too busy coding something that makes shrapnel ricochet perfectly towards your face
>>571617961Member stealthbond
I have no words left to give
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xED2jqR39Qcno clue who this faggot is, seems to be quite low level according to footage, but the points he makes are all valid and fitting the laws of jante.
Why do these cunts only release news like that on Discord? The primary PC platform is steam.
>>571618982
>>571617961They maximize the amount of time they have off so they might make it to another vacation before the playerbase gets angry again.
>>571618982well i do nuke sweden behead sweds abort swedish babies rape sweden
>Arrowhead snatching an "it's so over" from a potential "we're so back" once againIt's incredible, it's Olympic levels of skill to do this repeatedly.
>>571619146buy an ad
To bring forth the warbond, we must sacrifice six million SEAF personnel. I'm confident we can do this.
we are still getting the july warbond right or will it be inevitably delayed
>>571619861I'd expect them to take advantage of the one delay to delay everything else behind it too
>>571619534as i said, i did stumble on him randomly. skill aside, the difference between him and hdg is just that we can still tolerate this dogshit and some of us mod it out.and he knows about the ball bounce being a toggle, even here thats not common knowledge - or at least i saw plenty enough of unaware newfags.
>>571619997Considering this brings them money, nah, they wouldn't delay the next one.
over status?
>>571620119It is, in fact.
They could have just fast tracked the APC (which is already finished) and sold the FRV variants in the bond as intended btwSubhuman swiggers.
>>571618039All resources are funneled into the strategem bounce task force sorry
>>571620376or they could like, notwhy are you consooom fags so addicted to your regular warbond releases
I'm sure some swede cocksuckers are blaming the delay on players saying it's our fault for demanding content outside of warbonds
>warbond delayed welp looks like I'm playing poxclick for the foreseeable future
>>571620976>Live service game>Is bewildered when playerbase wants regular content
>>571611743>>571613927ggsvox engine status = raped
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376
>>571621560>>571611743good games. if the bots figured out how to mount vox cannons on hulks and devs it would be so over.
>destroy bunkers mission>take solo silo to speedrun that shit>all my teammates pick something good to speedrun the bunkers as well anyway>just wasted a slot for something that I didn't really need>destroy bunkers mission>don't take solo silo because I put trust in my teammates to pick something to kill that shit quick>all my teammates pick whatever>mission takes +30 minutes>really really fucking wish I took the solo siloWhich one of you cursed me with bad luck?
>youtubers have nothing to talk about today
>>571622096you will manually plant the hellbomb and you will be happy to do it
>>571622096Bunkers should need hellbombs to get rid of honestly. It's pretty fucking dumb some asshole with a supply pack and thermites can just quickly jog all over and get rid of them all in 5 minutes or some guy with the high ground and a solo silo can do the same.
>>571622312this but also for titan holes
>>571622312how many thermites to kill a bunker and is placement important?never knew this.
Pantied and sissified by /coopg/ men
>>5716225032 and no you can just chuck them over the walls in the general direction of the bunker and it's gone
>>571622312Thermite can melt steel IRL, what, we don't like realism anymore?
>>571622563ok good to know, cuz I recently tried 4 dynamites like 4 meters away from bunker and the bunker was still standing.unless I fucked something up?
>>571622312Yeah agreed, shit doesn't make sense when towering stuff like sauron tower or jammer cannot be destroyed indirectly but fortified bunker died as easily.
>>571622683Dynamites are AP4 while the bunker is AP6. Thermites are AP7
>>571623030thank you very much, noted for my next bot sex session.
>>571622312I just toss an orbital laser and jump pack out of there
>>571622539Anon... why do you know this kinda stuff exists.
>>571614361>>571614368>>571614376What is the left emoji? A pregnant woman? Why?
hopesissies... DOOMGOD here.I will be awaiting your apology letters in my DMs and most convenient times for your mandatory rape session.Thank you for your attention.
Is anybody really surprised? They were forced to take out the FRVs due to the backlash and were forced to make new shit to put into the warbond. Expecting the swedes to make new content in less than a month was foolish
>>571623474>pregnant womanOh you sweet summer child...
kon kon kontent has been delayed
>>571618691ugh i'd rather not
>>571623997>still no mod that makes the latex suit texture look skin-tight instead of loose and wrinklypost the other AI sloppa picture too I missed seeing it
>>571624152i get rid of them right after postinglike a post-nut claritysorry
>>571624261>i get rid of themI will rape you if I see you in my lobby with that armor+helmet combo.This is a threat.
>>571622096commando has almost a minute less cooldown and can also destroy bunkers with one use
>>571623997Hardcore anal broodmother breeding by bugs.
>>571617949>Doomgods who were saying it would come out last minute on the 30th are now retroactively hopefagsI'm so glad i've pulled back from this game brosI'm not dumpin anymore of my time until we get a real fucking update and not just the shit they were already gonna do for the vehicle bond dressed up in patch notes packaged with a shitty GW gui that doesn't tell anyone shit
>three(3) months without a single drop of contentcan't wait for all those somalies to rape sweden
>>571624408where do you need to aim?You might waste than 1 minute trying to find a spot when solo silo can kill a bunker on hitting it anywhere.
>"we will slow down warbonds release to improve their quality">2 years pass>warbonds are slowed down>warbonds quality also went downbravo swiggers, you have done it again
>>571624717>Your barely reskinned biomes without any new assets besides trees and leaves saar?>Your 1 (ONE) new illuminate mission saar???>Yuor (ONE) 1 new illuminate enemy saar!?!?!??
>>571624794I'd suggest the barn door module in aimlabs lol
GOD i'm going to miss having a free supply FRV.I miss so many things in this game. I miss having bunker turret hulks and 1HKO rocket devastators that were scary, I miss having the strat dupe glitch available. I miss the glitch that let you call in a bazillion strats. I miss being able to fly on the extraction pelican. I miss being able to emote to negate fall damage.
>>571623714I don't participate in social media faggotry, beyond 4chud. Is it a fucking troon?
>>571625340>I miss being able to emote to negate fall damage.still works tho?
FineIll make my own helldivers 2With black jack and hookers
>>571625403is that a statement or a question ?
>>571625553it's a statementbecause it still works and I keep using itbugs out with kick and thumbs up though
>>571625349it's a pregnant man emoji.in discord's context, it is used to show big displeasure with the post's content as in "bro this shit is as retarded as a pregnant man" while having anti-LGBT undertones WITHOUT breaking any "no homophobia allowed" server rules.In this case, it is just a big massive "oh my fucking bruh are you serious?" reaction as a single emoji.
>>571625613I'll have to resume hugging in the air
>>571625340they recently fixed the bot turret emplacement strat duplication glitch, but the unlimited dynamite duplication glitch is still not fixed (yet)
Is the SPEAR atleast a guaranteed one hit kill ANYWHERE on the bot drop ship?
>>571625497Halo...Do you reach me?
>>571626082yesif it hits the main body, it's a full wipe regardless of whatever its carrying as long as its attachedif you hit the engine it kills whatever the impact explosion of the dropship falling down is able to kill (not a lot)
>>571622312I'm more annoyed at how easy they are to take down with solo silosome dude brings it, he can pretty much clear the entire map
>>571626283pretty sure it is also a full wipe if you hit the engine BEFORE it starts the "engine burst in opposite direction" animation, but needs further testing.
>>571626487pretty sure this is a damage model LOD issuelike the damage model of main body just overlaps the engine up to a certain distanceused to be an issue with factory strider weakspots
>>571625340
>>571619395"Talk as frequently as possible and at great length". "Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible". "Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions." "Refer back to matters decided upon." "Be worried about the propriety of any decision." "Misunderstand orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders." "In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first." "Insist on perfect work in relatively unimportant products." "Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done." "Multiply the procedure and clearances involved in issuing instructions." "Tell important callers the boss is busy or talking on another telephone." "Spread disturbing rumors that sound like inside dope." "Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job." "Contrive as many interruptions to your work as you can. When you go to the lavatory, spend longer time there than is necessary." "Do your work poorly and blame it on bad tools, machinery, or equipment."OSI guide for workplace sabotage.
>>571626571hmmm, with the free supply car might be the perfect opportunity to test on bot eradicates
Warbond is delayed as they took out the FRVs to make the chuds happy and they are trying to make something new to fill in the warbond.
Just got back into the game after a break. The flamethrower mech is cool. The shield mech is gay.
>>571627148what don't you like?
>>571627148Is it oppisite day?
>>571627148Shield suit is best thing added In game after warp
>>571627148You leave the breakthrough alone you swine
>>571614831ratkike advisory -> shitjeet executors
>>571614831they sure love to stealth drop things
>solo stealth borgs on D10>Not a single Vox engineLimited to 0 it seems
>>571626082>>571626283oh you sweet summer children
>>571628452>things that never happened
>blue_cat>retardedHas to be a humiliation fetish.
>>571628452they won't spawn if you're solo I remember being forced to scour pubs to record a video for my mod
>>571628552if you are that obsessed with me lets e-date already
leak fags get the rope
>>571628490that hit a bot, but yeah
>>571629107if you need to "aim" or "time" your SPEAR shot to kill a drop ship, might as well use the recoiless anyway.
>>571629263peak RRtard post
>TO INFINITY AND B-
>>571628746>they won't spawn if you're soloverifiably falsehttps://youtu.be/qOovbD-WgEk?t=249
Is melee actually viable?
>>571630819*gets blown apart by a mouthbreather using the ultimatum*
>>571630819No.
>>571630819It's ammo-efficient and quiet, but good luck dueling a hulk when there's eight scout striders, twenty robots, six devastators, and a war strider shooting at you.
>>571614831The kind of person who knows that these warbonds are low effort and can be banged out in a couple, but neglected to take into account that the work is being done by swedes that spend 97% of the workday planning vacations.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244949416123/76561198452730369diff 10 bots
>>571625757Good God the absolute state.
So do we have the new FRV now or what?Not seeing itI played when we were liberating those planets
>>571630819No but it's close enough to feel like it might be viable, while also insisting on being a huge investment (secondary weapon or strat slot), rather than having a dedicated melee slot - this is all to maximize player suffering, as is the AH motto.
They couldn't wait to do this Yed Prior bullshit until after we had Blistica captured?
Can't wait to play Helldivers 2 (dead game) on my Steam Machine (dead on arrival console) for over 1000 $$$
>>571614957The path of least resistance is to scuttle the racer warbond entirely.>weapons get held back and get used as filler in future warbonds.>put some of the racer themed armor/capes in the super store>use the rest of the armor and the booster as MO rewards and pretend that you always intended for this to be MO reward content.
>>571630819it's more of a stunt than a tactic
>>571630819No. The hammer almost is.
>>571632021Why are melee weapons so pathetically weak? They should really be one or two shotting anything other than large enemies for the risk involved in using them
>>571630819only the stun lance
>>571632275Swedes overestimate how valuable infinite ammo is.
>>571632021>gains the high ground>immediately gives it up to flop around on the ground
Can I use breach hammer with an EAT?Idk how the slot system works
>>571630819Melee has its uses, but that's mostly killing chaff.Saber rapes voteless and is half decent on bugs, and pistol whipping troopers isn't bad either.But trying to full melee will always be a meme, but can still win you the mission.
>>571632485no they both go into the support weapon slot
>>571632503If melee was its own slot, that would be one thing. But the other secondary options are just too good to pass up, typically. There's never really a situation where the Talon wouldn't do just as well as a machete.
>>571632503It doesn't though. Any pistol eclipses the usefulness of melee. The laser is pidtols do you so while also having infinite ammo
>>571632485No. The breeching hammer takes place of the support weapon and so does the EAT.There should just be a separate slot for melee weapons and they'd become 200% useful.
good morning
>>571632691>>571632775Saber is litterally the best in slot if you need something to kill voteless hordes.
>>571630819damn, can a peak physique machete swing really one-shot a hulk sink?
>>571632549>>571632791Bah lameGuess I can just quick swap and fire the EAT while carrying the hammer aroundCould be fun
>>571632846good morning saaaar
>>571632846hello saar
>>571632846Good morning quasaar
>>571633053Dagger mogs saber in the voteless slaying department
>warbond delayedsee this is what you get for begging for free strategems
>squid dropped>I casually chuck an arc grenade at the disembarked units and proceed with playing the objective>melee tard charges onto the squid drop>zapLOL. Lmao.
>>571634350>reee I wanted to throw $10 at the swedes but now I get free content instead reeee
>>571634590>but now I get free contentONE (1) frv and its not even the cool one on one planetWOW
QuestionPrimary for borgs?
You chuds need to leave Blistica and start diving on Yed Prior to save the big chungus heckin' wholesome kidderinos for charity.
>>571634837lib carb if you are not an aimleteruptor if you can keep your distance from the explosion sharpnellib pen if you want something braindead (works wonders with siege ready and drum mag)
>>571634837punisher plasma
>>571634721sorry you'll have to wait slightly longer for your copypasted weapons and freaking epic capes anon but you will in fact live without your content dribble todaymaybe check out fortnite, they always have new trash
>>571634837kill yourself
rape catniggers
>>571634951lol get fucked kai nobody cares about your ego stroke event
>>571634951>Yed PriorYa Pidor LOL
>>571634590>throw $10Retarded tourist
>>571634837Xbow
>>571635424You buy that buzzword with mom's credit card too?
>>571634837SG-97 Sweeper
>>571634837Punny Plas
>>571635424faggot tranime poster
>>571635825>tranimeYou are a coal black gorilla nigger for sure
>>571635825>AnimeHoly retard
>>571635825Based
>>571634837Double freedom
Move to Yed Prior, now! Save the kiddos... AGAIN!
>>571636648don't care, diving on Blistica because FOMO cyborg faction
>cyborgs>obsessed with body modification (trans coded)>swedish self insert>constantly trying to abduct kidsReally makes me think...
>>571634951>>571636648No, I don’t think I will. I’m having fun on Zzaniah.
>>571635047Love lib pen on them haha>>571635049My cool armor doesnt allow me to fire blue laser bombs:(>>571635542>>571635587>>571636578Hmm excellent I tried Double Freedom and had a good time but I got overwhelmed by other bots I usually main Senator for bots so my cowboy loadout isnt viable with heavy armorStill have fun using them
>>571636648Why are all the kids on the yid planet?
>>571637125trans brainwash operation
>>571637125Anti semites are not welcome here.
Yeah SHAN'T be helping the little shitsBorgs can blend them all into a strawberry onions
Spear + mule car rocks fr.
>>571637364>coomersaar kai>play with fake accent homo and his trannoid friendBig nope, real squiddiving hours
Commissar Kike
>>571637864Israel will be flattened soon brothers
>>571637864>muh sandnigger childerinos and diversitinos!!!!!I WAS DRIVIN' MY MERKAVAH TANKA HALF A DOZEN SHIELDS GOT STUCK UNDER MY THREADI'M NOT SURE IF ALL OF THEM WERE DEADBUT I'LL GO BACK AGAIN AND
>>571637638Bet. On god no cap that shit is fire!
>>571626789One of the most effeminate retard studios and that’s an incredible achievement
>>571637864what does that have to do with the youtuber?
Slow down on the MO and go save the kids instead. Chew the steak slower and actually enjoy it.
Swiggers tongue my anus
Fuck dem kids
>>571639421>fuck dem kids
DAY 6 OF NOT PLAYING THIS SHITTY IZZAT FARM
>release the most softball roadmap of all time >(2 maps, 1 enemy type, and a handful of weapons over the course of 4 whole months)>fail to even abide by itI do hate the prevalent cynicism in the HD2 community, but the devs are just so awful. What a disappointment. Can't wait for summer break where they do absolutely nothing for another year in a row.
>>571638049Can't wait!
>>571639873So true bestie
>>571639676June isn't over yet. There's still time left.
>>571638386They definitely appreciate your contributions, goyim
>>571640119One would hope!Trailers tend to release 1 week in advance of the bond though. By Thursday, there will not be enough time in the month.Maybe if they release it on an adjusted schedule?
>>571638740That's the "charity" the kiketuber's giving donation money to.
Sweden lost; Sweden won
>>571638049>Israel will be flattened soon brothers
>>571640696ishmaelis when the enemy isnt children
>>571639421What are a bunch of kids doing on automaton occupied Yed Prior? Humans haven't settled on that planet in ages
>>571640889Its the holding camp for the kids prior to being taken to clasa. This is a media literacy allegory for Drumpf's ICE facilities.
>>571640513Why can't we have actual cinematic trailer and exploring the amazing deep lore of Helldivers
>>571641296Oh is that how borgs are made? They're indoctrinated with surstromming and propaganda before being given robot augments
>>571641527Arrowhead is a small indie studio with not that much money. Please understand.
anon thought swiggers will deliver making him tonight's big loser
https://files.catbox.moe/rhjih3.mp3
>it's another episode of "you stop killing vox engines all the time and game instantly spirals into a death loop because NONE of the 3 teammates can kill a single one"Should have just hosted a lobby here instead of quickplaying.
>>571640775>None of them have visibly pissed themselvesThe realism and immersion is lacking here
>>571641527You lack media literacy bro. HD2 is a satirical universe therefore all our trailers have to have divers being bumbling retards team killing each other or hugging right before a big explosion goes off to show how malicious and incompetent super earth really is
>>571641765Why'd you stop killing vox engines?
>>571641765sorry bud but if it doesn't die frontally from a stalwart it doesn't exist in my cone of visiont. all pubbies
>>571640775this unironically got me thinkingmaybe I prefer HD2 as this satirical fun shooter instead of gritty realism death simulator
>>571639421>2.5k on matar .262%>1.6k on yed .947%I'M NOOOOTICING
>>571642040I died eventually to a double vox engine rape myself and it took them a minute to reinforce me since all they did is rundive from voxes.At that point it was too late and it tooks us a good 10 minutes for things to come back to normal.A challenge is fun but it eentually gets too tiring when you realise it all depends on you and nobody is pulling their weight.
>>571642056holy bvsed dadgamer
>>571642061>HD2 as this satirical fun shooterThats what it is!
>>571642140Matar has mega-shitties, it has way more planet HP.
>>571615517just like how they're apologizing for the warbond not coming?
>>571642061It could be both, but masochistdivers don’t have the money to drop on supercreds and warbonds that daddivers do
>>571641527Because HD2 doesn't have any mandatory DLCs. You can buy the game and get all the content without paying a penny more. Darktide has real-money only cash shop and DLC classes.
>>571642061I like balance, wearing a "serious hat" can be pretty tiring but i am also tired of being under 9 layers of irony and "satire"
>>571643124still uber retarded that those are instantly lost on defense thoughshould function as a boost for invaders but at a certain point through the defense campaign like if helldivers are under a certain liberation quota
>>571643626Remember the super secure megacities? The in game representation of them is they regen .5% in our favor during defense campaigns. So, in a 24 hour defense they will self cap 12%, or 24% in a 48 hour defense. This is an example of media literacy.
>>571634837Scorcher is very effective against borgs. Probably wouldn't take it over PP without supply pack or if you're taking a vehicle since it is an ammo sucker.
>>571641757kek
>>571640119>>571640331no fucking way today was the last day AH could post the warbond trailer since they wait a week to release it so the warbond is coming july regardless if they post a trailer in june so don't get your hopes up
>>571614831Same people that made fun of players expecting the cult squids to come out btw. They do it out of spite
You fool!
KWAB
>>571646593i will be taking the bitching and moaning here at this addressswedes have dissapointed me for the last time
Throwing grenade!
>>571646593dude some fucker in my game said there was gonna be a trailer today too, he swore on his mother's lifethat's what you get for looking at leaks
>scorcherreally nigger
>>571647091I only wish scorcher got one extra mag by defaultthat's itotherwise it's fine
So people have been able to data mine the entire warbond including store pages and gameplay even but it's not ready for release because?
why do jewtubers think their opinions and epic hot takes are important enough to take up the first 15 minutes of a 50 minute long videoall while saying stupid shit like the ballistic shield should have a flash component like muh grimdark OTHER game
>>571641527Meter-maid spin off anime and accompanying Warbond soon (tm) after the block buster success of the announced John Helldiver movie.
>>571647091Needs more spare mags damage is fine
>>571646256>cultistsThat was turbo based thoever. Discord soilords eternally BTFO
>community charity event expecting us to liberate a planet>GW system is ass so the little group of people currently on Yed aren't affecting shit>Additionally Joel throws out an attack to regain some izzatImagine how much cooler it would have been if 1-2k players could just go out and liberate a planet instead of needing to have 60% of the playerbase on a single planet for one and a half days to move the needle. Community coordination is effectively useless outside of MOs
>>571647485Ombudsman is getting fully chromed with an option for a fully gold skin hand crafted by an autistic Dutchman.These things take time.
>>571647485Because fuck you, that's why
lobby doko
>>571648312I don't get how the Galactic War worksApparently, there's thriving populations under planet that constantly switched control every other week while living under bots who turned them into soup, bug that sees them as food, or squid who lobotomized all human they can find
>>571649443AH can change the window dressing but at a fundamental level nothing about the GW feels consequential which is why nobody really cares
>>571647485Finishing touches on the Cultists (basic testing)
>>571649443All of said factions farm humans is the only reasonable answer.>bugs let free range humans do there thing once resistance settles, occasionally take some to colony as human shaped vitamins a specific breed of bug needs to mature>bots use masturbation machines surrogacy and growth hormones to keep cyborg turnover rates steady>squid extract artificial people from melted vats of other peoples genetic material in a sort of fleshmob soup scenario. Probably for the good shit (dark fluid)
>>571648312The funniest part is that's something cuckisaar kai complained about before the patchAH lied about the campaigns changing how the GW works and now the whole community is getting reminded how shit liberation rates are
>>571648617sorry it's been delayed until we can release a lobby we're proud of and you're excited to erp inthank you for your patience and understanding
>>571651592Is that Gucci Slippers room?
the gucci slippers mindbreak arc has been entertaining. It won't be long until he kills himself.
Can't even joke with the "warbond tomorrow" meme anymore.It is unironically depressive and sad right now.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244976614843/76561197995866779D10 Blisticacaall are welcome
>>571653150he was just waving hello you fucking monster
What were those weapon leaks again? A quasar beam primary, a marksman fire gun, and Senator 2.0?
Aren't they eventually going to run out of warbond concepts? What happens then? Will they sell us other shit?
>>571653150full
>>571653502they'll just sell you powercreeped versions of pre-existing weapons and stratagems
>>571653502viper commandos and python commandos have proven that they will just do warbond sequels
>East coast subhuman hours>immediate spam
>CGW
>>571653502We've already had jungle warbond 2. And there really are an endless number of guns and strategems they can add. If you think about it for ten minutes, you can come up with enough crap to last ten years.
>>571653502how can you run out of warbond conceptsthe sky is the limit when it comes to the US uh I mean super earth military industrial complex
>>571653502>>571654263they're saving the APC and SEAF support platoon deployment stratagem for a rainy day, I just know it
>>571654263US military stuff is pretty boring and limited. Most shooters tend to have more Soviet/Russian crap, with the US coming in second, followed by China and everyone else.
>>571654568>US military stuff is pretty boring and limited.Cope harder
>de-escalator>anti-tank mines
at least no one's asking for helldivers ace combatjesus christ i don't think the maps would even be able to run air vehicles
>>571654263Swedes are lazy and recycle more shit with slightly different stats instead of adding something unique. At the very least they'll run out of armor perks or boosters without recycling shit or making it extremely situational
>>571653502wdym? they're already out of ideas with shit like>durr coyote but high damage, less mag size>durr senator but more recoil, more damage>durr incendiary (again)
limited vox spawn cap isn't even noticeable with D10 spawn ratesthey're also easier to kill so yea, just feels like they get replaced one after another
>>571655054Still see niggers online asking for space battles. Surely they know the swedes can't realistically pull that off on this game and engine
Why do pubbies even bother taking jetpack on D10, you just fucking know they will have the most deaths...I know that jetpack on D10 can be really powerful in a skillful player but pubbies just become a liablity.
>>571655324Jetpack and stealth armor goes pretty hard tho
>>571653770I’d actually love a Servants 2 if it was as high-quality as Servants 1
>>571654691US doesn't really have that many interesting or unique guns.
WAITERI REQUEST MORE GERMAN ENGINEERING REGARDLESS OF PRACTICALITY
>>571655513US have guns that work, sorry Chang.
>>571655794>gunsYeah AR and Glock that's it
>>571580098full image
>>571655930NTA but Glock isnt murican
>>571655930Thats all we need.
>>571648312>Imagine how much cooler it would have been if 1-2k players could just go out and liberate a planetif this were true would you still bitch about the enemy factions invading and taking back those planets in short order too? or about regions like the gloom and purple drank having un-liberatable planets? because they would have to or else every faction would be pushed off the map over and over again in a endless cycle of "somehow the automatons returned"
>>571655930Sig Sauer is as American as Glock now. Most of Beretta’s production is also done here. Cope, Chun Lao.
d10 borgssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244979101768/76561198122378705
>>571656070Good for you but I prefer games with cool guns>>571656289NOW that's a cope
>>571656530>coolThat thing looks like an ak47 drawn from memory
>>5716562953/4
>>571653770They're already doing that
>>571656295full alive general
China produce superior firepower weapons than US. Chinese military industrial complex will eclipse the decadent west!
>>571656070Unironically this
>>571656661It really does look like a dream version of AK. Angled magazine completes the picture.
>>571656289>Sig>guns that worklmao
>>571655054Ace Combat fags are weird, they want all games to play like their soulless sim. They're really annoying in Star Fox threads on /v/
>>571657171I couldn't care less about politics but as a fan of badass guns I want this sniper grenade launcher in the game.
>>571638386Is it bad I had this song stuck in my head for a few days? It's pretty catchy
>>571656530>posts this shitheap as a “cool” gun>calls anything a copekek
>>571657374Eruptor
>>571657374What the fuck is the Eruptor, you retarded nigger?
>>571657661You'd have to be gay to think AN-94 isn't cool. It's literally space magic gun on par with G11>>571657702Yeah but make it semi-automatic.
>>571657795>semi-autoOk yeah I agree with that
>>571657795>You'd have to be gay to think AN-94 isn't cool. It's literally space magic gun on par with G11I didn't say anything about the AN-94 though
>>571658595It was for anon above
>>571657173>Twisting my wordsyou lost
>>571658734Fair enough. The AN is very cool, one of my favourite guns.
>>571654178>already 2But whatabout elevensees A lot goes on in the jungles
>>571655930So glad the no guns niggers are posting here now too.Unrelated but the Swedes putting random Swedish caliber references for every gun so far, outside of the basic NATO standards, has been funny and interesting.
>>571660486What else would you even add as a jungle themed item
>>571660686Typical Swedish behavior. It reminds me of BF5 which didn't have a single Soviet gun but did have Swedish guns that were built as one-offs or literally didn't exist.
>>571623615/hdg/ is too optimistic because even DOOMGODS thought the Swede would've done a lazy swap-in to replace the FRVs to match a June 30th release.
>>571660942While BF5 was a disaster for *several* reasons, wtf are you on about fake guns? or "one offs"?
>I'm not a stim addict. I can stop anytime.
a little stim on the eyeball never hurt anybody
July 30th is the release date btw
tired of getting shot at someone host a lobby dokoko
>>571655054What if AH did spinoff games that are still tied to the galactic war system? Like an eagle or space battle spinoff where your contributions also go towards liberating shit. I think that would be pretty neat
>haha they wouldn't do that thats fucking stupid>*AH does exactly that*How many times has this happened?
>15.75% stake acquisition by Tencentits the beginning of the end isn't it
>>571662246I confused it with BF1 which had a bunch of guns that never existed beyond a single prototype.
servers?
>>571662726They wouldnt spend time on something unless it had potential wacky accidental TK moments.
>>571662726I don't believe in AH and by some degree sweden anymore after this game
How do bots turn humans into fuel they're like 90% water or something it doesn't make sense
>>571663295i mean sure but none of them were Swedish. Pretty sure BF1 only had like 1 Swedish gun, infact i don't think there's ever been more than like 2 or 3 Swedish guns in a battlefield game ever.
>>571663581they are being turned into biomass used to make the automatons and cyborgs
>>571663581Uhhh humans eat E-710?
>>571663657bf4 had cmj, ak5, at4 and the other at4 + the patrol boat
>she really thought she was getting contentkek
>>571663710Someone here said it was fuel. Bioslop for borg clones makes more sense so I'll trust you
>>571663581human diesel? idk
>>571653150lobby closesthank you for coming anons borgs is very fun on arid planets with that lightinggonna take a much-needed nap methinks and host more if my buddy doesn't want to play vr tonight
>>571663657Yeah, I guess I remembered that BF5 has more Swedish guns than Soviet ones and it all got mixed up in my head because I was fucking pissed off about it
>>571663778i wasn't really counting vehicles but yeah like i said, not that many.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244983549405/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>571663931>>571662398this is my brush and you are the canvas
>>571663581>science fiction>fictionplease learn to suspend your disbelief
>>571664057nigger host crashed o algo
>>571664057>>571664304unequip your supply frv skin before joining
>>571662931It's like some sort of Lovecraftian horror where no matter how hard you try to understand them, they continue to defy all attempts at rationalization - to the point of madness.
>>571664057steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244984105330/76561198126520852Attempt number 2.
>>571662992The Chinese have 996. Imagine how hard they're gonna crack the whip when they find out Swedes are taking 3 months of vacation time + official holidays.
>>571664339>no warbond>no frv patchjesus what do they do all da-ah fuck it's midsomar isn't itno one's working
>>571664473failedinb4 full
Crashed and replaced thanks nigger
>>571664610Don't equip the FRV skin then, you double nigger.
>botsshan't be joining trans lobbies
>>571663581could be blending them up for glucose and trace amounts of E-710 from eating bugshttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2864295/?
>>571663581Gotta blender a lot of people.
>>571664838why not just kill the bugs themselves
>>571664339i did not have a skin on my supply frv
>>571664928getting back at SE > actual efficiency
>>571664981someone didthe prerequisites for the crash are>at least one guy with the skin equipped>4th guy joining>why does that happen:)
>>571665052Do swiggers reallly
Second D10 Bots lobby because the first filled so fast.Unequip your FRV skins before joining pleaseGucci Free Edition™steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244984342557/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244984342557/76561197986229160
>>571656295i rate this lobby 4/10 lobby full of malicious swede shenanigansnever againggs
>>571665181FVLL>FVLL
>>571664928they don't know they exist or that SE uses bugs for FTL power
Fuck swiggers
>>571665052>Sorry, we couldn't recreate the crashI didn't look, nor am I going to see if they know about it.
(they know about it)
>>571664928They do this in CGW sweaty ;^)It's actually kinoBots lose containment all the time like SE and that's how bots vs bug maps stay in rotationI shouldn't be shilling it though since none of you faggots are incapable of hiding your power levels around normal people
really fucking tired of the missions changing after you get into a hellpodjust had a command bunker mission turn into a air base mission
>In 2026 there are still hosts who think kicking at extract does anythingAH lack of effort in explaining anything does benefit people sometime. Barely anyone knows being kicked does not put you back to the ship but just creates another copy of the mission on the spot.
>>571666924Why did he use a double negative bros...
>>571665181Who even are you lmfao. I've never even been in a lobby with you, kid.
>>571668186>minor spelling mistakemy izzat will never recover...
>>571663581I don't believe they use them for fuel, but rather an organic slurry they use to feed growing cyborgs because they reproduce artificially now
>>571668815Grammatical mistake, actually.You will be reincarnated as a dalit.
>These are the people representing the game
>>571666924>incapable of hiding power leveli was banned for saying, "swedes are lazy"
>>571669370>tranny and tranny chasers VERY interested “saving” kidsYeah
>I INTENTIONALLY CULTIVATED A CULTURE OF LEAKING STUFF WEEKS IN ADVANCE AND NOW I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO! HOW COULD ARROWHEAD DO THIS TO ME?!?!
>>571669370I think I miss the soft boy stealth sissy plush merchant.
>>571670135Who are you even talking about
>>571622171Wdym? They are shilling the charity thing
>>571671694Pointless since the current state of the galactic war doesn't make any community event possible
gg
>>571669370>level headed people who are generally positive NOOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED SCHIZO VICTIMS WHO CALL FOR THE DEATH OF THE DEVLOPERS AND RAPE OF SWEDEN
>>571671902Pointless, yes. But that is still giving them fodder to talk about
>>571672235almost got me
Wouldn't it make more sense for D10 to have jammers and gunship factories spawning closer to the objectives to make it slightly more challenging? I stead it's just flung around randomly
The delay announcement made me flash back to that Fallout 76 thing "things aren't up to the usual Fallout standard".
>>571672307Fuck it have jammers spawn directly on top of main objectives so you're forced to take care of it first
>>571664057GGs.The Vox virgin fears the tank chad.
>took gas strike instead of orbital smoke on a recover platinum mission
>smoke cope for RA after it got neuteredthe true mark of a shitter
>smoke on raped acquisitionthe carried
surely we will get a trailer on the 7th
>>571673118mein furer Stockholm is surrounded its over
>>571665181>no trans lobby>look inside>orbital napalm barrage
can we get a trans only lobby
>>571674213You missed it >>571664057
>>571674368got his ass, well done.
>>571672607That biome is terrible for tanks. Was it fun?
>>571674213an epoch only lobby would be fun
>>571674738>matar bay is terrible for tanksit's one of the most open biomes in the game
>>571674843I had a 3 epoch lobby once, that goes really hard actually.
>>571674904Oh I thought you were on Blastica
>>571674961b-b-b-but /hdg/ says the epoch is impossible to use and sucks harder than their moms
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244983549405/76561197296741032transdivers and trans allies only
>no slavs>no roachesFixed your lobby
>>571675831Built for dismemberment.
>>571675846>no slavswhy not >:(
>>571675831failed to joinnot transpilled at all
>>571676083>lobby killed itself alreadyidk seems pretty on point
>”cool Soviet guns!”>looks inside>an94 cringe againGast free me from this gay garbage
>>571676708alright korobov's strongest soldier it's time for you to go to sleep
>>571676708Do it yourself. Join 41%
>>571676040Total nigger death
>>571677275my skin is palemy hair is blondemy eyes are bluehow's that for a nigger
>>571676708But there isn't an an94 in this game yet THOUGHBEIT
TND is TND
haha yes great posts anons, but where is the lobby?
>>571679025whats a "lobby"?
would you join a randomizer lobby?
>>571679357no
*slams table*
>>571679357yes
>>571679357xe yearns for another trans lobby
>>571679357perhaps
>>571679357Reply hazy, try again
>>571676708where tf are the "cool Soviet guns"?
>>571657374The bugs are all the chink representation this game could ever need.
randomizer lobby d10 lobby choosesuse this to randomize loadout: https://hd2random.comsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244993296650/76561199120619040
>>571679357I’d flip a coin
>>5716801103/4
>>571657374>sniper grenade launcherlemmyrousedfromslumber.jpg
>>571680032Every time someone tries to insult Chinks it really comes across as insecurity. I can understand hating Indians, Mutts, Brits, or Slavs. But China has literally cut itself off from the rest of the world and our corporations are trying to pander to them, not the other way around. We are forced to put up with constant pandering to China not because some Ching-Chong wanted it that way, but because our own leaders have betrayed us.
could be worse!
I miss Eravin.
StopDivingOnBlisticaSave TheKidsOnYedPriorYouAreDumbChuds
>Missed the randomizer lobbyNyo...
bet you do, gay boy
I don't give a fuck what the cunts on Yid Prior are doing.
>Borgs>Using clussy bombs because it's the most convenient "fuck this area" stratagem against the clumping of chaff units my build lacks (am using spear + leveler as anti-heavy + orbital smoke).>Throw it out 50 feet in front, making sure nobody is near it.>Player walks forward.>I fucking mark the ground with the red beam even, literally pointing out "don't walk around here".>They keep walking forward and get fucking minced by the airclussies anyway.Some of these fucking retards that make up this playerbase would walk right into a moving train when it's horning at them to get away from the tracks, I swear. Fucking street shitter level braindead players.
>>571681236yeah RIP
>>571681782Saar, moving train is like Juggernaut and being the run over is to be closer to the God. Now I explain you so please to be understanding. Thank.
>>571680110crashed
>>571681236He was a little bitch that cried about not getting content maker man status. He then tried to dump doing helldiver content but had to come crawling back to get views again. We only got his side of the story and I bet he was a complete weirdo talking to the community people at arrowhead.
>>571681797>>571682304KEK
>>571680110based pub aidsalso i realized my brother hit me up like 20 mins ago I gotta bail boyst. M2 formerly M4
someone else host it
Next host please dive on Yed Prior.
>Watching you guys trying to host a lobby.
Cool community event, fags. See you on Matar Bay
>>571685632>>571685632>>571685632>>571685632
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