Lodestone Edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed]>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Breaking Brick Mountains (rerun) June 25 - July 13https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Theres_Golems_in_Those_Hills/uG8fdJUc3q>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 23, 11:30 AM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Heat (1995) & Snatch (2000)• June 24, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Eraserhead and Inland Empire >>571519398 • July 14, 2:30 PM EDT | Mateus, Shirogane W29-P16 | World Cup Semifinals #1 >>570425889• July 15, 2:30 PM EDT | Mateus, Shirogane W29-P16 | World Cup Semifinals #2 | ^^ Finals schedule ^^>Pre>>571573494
catboy supremacy
My femlala will be watching the Cervix Dog full animation during maintenance.
>forgot to log out as WAR>now my lodestone is stuck on this godawful outfit that only exists because I ran out of glam platesit's so fucking over, mancan I use an old lodestone pic?I don't have any of my WAR outfit, but I have one of my SCH outfit
THE FINAL VERSE NEARSCRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 3:20 ET
Why does Yoshi P hate FF10, 13, 15, and 16? Anyways what other FF should I play (I barely started 9 during a past maint before the depression took over and I logged off)
>>571584235kill yourself pink nigger
you femras really need to get laid jesus christ
>>571584261>16why would he hate the game he produced, anon
>>571584235
Moonies
>>571584350why do some parents hate the children they conceived
my malera would fuck the femrabut only the xaelas
Am I sexpesting you guys too much? You can tell me to tone it down if I am
>>571584376Hi
>>571584350because it is bad
>lodestone thread>when NA is asleepfail
>>571584328It's nearing the end of the month, it will only get worse.
you yearning femras cant compare to the amount of yearning my femlala experiences every second of every dayyou are small-time yearners. my femlala takes her yearning seriously.
>>571584393If we haven't had at least 10 sets or sessions by now, you aren't doing it enough with me.
>>571584261Is there something you can show that says he hates them? I've never heard him say that before
yearnscaling
Ryne and Gaia status... on chewsday?
>>571584408maint isnt for another 20 minutes
my malera would fuck the femlalasbut only the dunies
Korbo I swipped right on you, why didn't it match, don't you like me?
>>571584328hmmm... 1 million dollars would fix my femra. that and some vimto with ice, holy shit that sounds so good right now
Raw hatred
>>571584261you mean the games that he put crossover stuff into his game for?
My femlala? Oh nothing special, just your typical femlala who loves things like food, money, cute animals, riding biggers until her vision is blurry, raiding and of course fat cat!
My lala is a garden variety, dime-a-dozen lalafell with nothing special about her whatsoever.
i think it's hilarious that white glint has renamed and fantaed several times and is now trying to suck off appalhow far bro fell
>>571584328not even pride month could save me...
>>571584534My femlala is like this...
>>571584504oh man I didn't even think of the possibility of that shit causing posts like thisFFXIV tinder is going to be the nuke that finally finishes this place off
>>571584534permission to pet?
my femra is like this
do i need a g'raha tia body pillow
>>571584350>>571584435>>571584514I was in the line of thinking that little references = hate but it's also almost 2 AM
>>571584457The fires of my loins.
Post shotabait
My Femlala is a faggot
I AM FILLED WITH A TERRIBLE GLEEHEHEHAHAHOHO
CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 6:00 ET
>>571584662>>571584664>>571584673hat trick of bad posts
>>571584664are you ok sis
>>571584397Gonna give this moonie a (you) before beating up the clown tomorrow
the maint is only 4hrs bros we can pull thru
Tell me goodnight or I will curse your bloodlineJust one person
>>571584716Gl on Clown duty anon, praying for you /pet.
>>571584690kek
>>571584716can i be the clown
>>571584690*shits in your hat*Well? Wear it.
HELPIM GOING TO GET LOCKED OUT OF BALMUNG AGAIN
>>571584763Good night anon, sweet dreams
>>571584763goodnight or I will curse your bloodline
in evercold i will be able to make love with my lawn retainer
hello final fantasy xiv dawntrail general, i am learning how to gpose better
>>571584763goodnight
if i knew what would've happened in my dmu prog i never would've even started. dmu pretty much singlehandedly killed my motivation to ever log in again. i don't even want to log into my main anymore because it was the character i progged dmu with and just looking at it makes my stomach turn into knots. i don't even want to play ffxiv
>>571584589>white glintLiterally who
>>571584808already looking good sislooking forward to seeing more
>>571584708It's 2026 sis there's nothing wrong with being a fag
my sunnie is not so good in the head and also doesn't give very good head (unless you have a vagina which she's peam at for some godforsaken reason)
>>571584795>>571584801>>571584810I love you and so does the world.
>>571584614I just thought it was funny, I wasn't really being serious but I know what you mean, some people are gonna really get butthurt when they swipe right on their crush and it doesn't match back.
>>571584664>>571584610>>571584587/pet /pet /pet
name the stupidest dumbass idiot you can think of for my list
>>571584828Most average ultimate experience, my condolences anon, a large majority of people go through that kind of burnout.
>>571584614only for the failed men who treat this place like somewhere to find a datewhich, good riddance
>>571584892gaius van baelsar
>>571584828what happened gamer?
>>571584892me femra
>>571584828what happened, what's your prog point
I'm really happy the devs decided that the dating plugin required lodestone syncing.
>>571584350Because it's shit and he had his name attached to a bottom FF game forever
Why is aetherlove limited by swipes...?
hey/wave
>>571584917>>571584941tried getting the w3, but honestly i'm just bad at this game and was super delusional about my real skill level and i'm super down on myself and depressed in general.>>571584907yea i don't think raiding is for me and this game in general. im not really sure what reasons i have for logging in anymore since nothing else interests me.
>>571584891/hug
>>571584983time-gating my femra's love... evil.
Educate me, /xivg/!
I hate being angry, I can’t sleep
My lowlander is blackmailing gil out of stupid pedos on Aetherlove mwehehehe!
>>571584457are they actually a bunch of homos or is it just the usual fanbase cope
>Get home off work when maintenance ends>Alliance raids will never pop>Trials will almost never pop>Playing a dps will end in 45 minute queues>Can't play any non-normal content because PF is dead at that time of day>When I go to sleep and then to work the server pops offThis close to just making a JP alt and leveling it I can't fucking cope with this
>>571584589could be worsecould be aria orchestria giving up on ruri and trying to cozy up to aylii "niled goods" stone of all people, aka "princess foxxy" now that her man dumped her
>>571584948helps weed out most schizos
best hrothgar?
Ngl you baited me hard P.C
bye/rapes your loose floppy pink ass sock
>>571584983What's really funny is it seems to be limited by how many is in the pool too, I experimented by making mine femezen only and I got one swipe and it was like ok bye come back next hour.
i hope my lodestone updates....
>>571585003I know it feels like ass but just sleep on it now, you'll get it, it's just a videogame
>>571585051freezing water in a specific direction reduces its cloudiness because the crystals align in one direction
>>571585070I forgot Aria even existed
>>571584848thank you anon, you made me smile :>
>>571585009*picks u up and puts u on my shoulder* keep an eye out will you?
ten minutes..
seven minutes...
>>571585090huh?
>>571585003if you're pushing for clear already, you're way underselling yourself. i think you should sleep on it
Wow I wish someone would rape MY loose floppy pink ass sock...
that match was painful
>>571585070>>571584589oh my gosh, say it ain't so!This is you, fucking faggots, act your fucking age and gender.
four minutes...
>>571584610Hi sis>>571584626One pet for each inch you're taller than me
queue frontline b4 maint :D
>>571585230it happensgg next
Seven burgers. Seven burgers is all my femlala can spare.
FINAL CALL CRYSTAL CASUAL CC @ 9:30 ET
I filtered Ranru's attempt at attentionwhoring.
>>571585052stretch!!!!!!
>>571585003It's a hard fight anon, unless you are stuck on phase 1, you are still progging further than 90% of the community
>>571584828>>571585003Why do people think they will clear an ultimate in a couple weeks if they aren't in a static where they are the weakest player without being deadweight? This shit takes months for the average person, the ones clearing right now or close to clear are doing real unemployed hours. ESPECIALLY if they're in PF.
>>571585052what are you angry about
>>571585271Eat my jorts
my femlala quite literally acts like this.
>>571585263/petx6 I assume....2 more for good measure /pet /pet
>>571585232Man you post this but my parents and grandparents do nothing but gossip, it's not just a highschool girl thing.
it's almost maint and i still haven't found an EB on aetherlove FUCK
seven /twirls is all my femra can spare
>>571585067>won't be awake when maint endsI'm so sorry anon. I wish I could help.
>>571584405>>571584959wasn't it received fairly well?i'm still interested in it myself
>>571585348DAMNATION!!!!!
>>571585348Albuquerque Tuner
my puppylal tooted
>>571585232uh oh aria orchestria melty!
if you made a mobilalter you could still play ffxiv
>>571585051People like to make fun of those science articles that say you need a hug every day to survive, or you'll die without daily cranial affection, or whatever but does anyone who doesn't get those things really feel alive?
>>571585381that's all?
>>571585350Heh thanks big guy
>>571585345v__v
>>571585067Forgot to say that JP should probably be your main and your NA character can be a weekends alt. I wish it didn't have to be this way./comfort
>>571585437i need a hug
>>571585460okay she can do more if she's really excited...
>>571585348DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUMYou got it like that!?!? HOLY
should my femra's hair be red or black???
>>571585521can you do around 6 more...
i queued too late for ccit's over
>>571584874oh no, I could tell that one was a joke, it just made me think that
>>571585521how about 7 more
>>571585514/hug
>>571585406Generally people like it, there's just some truly massive spazzes on 4chan that still to this day make threads on it acting like it was the second coming of the antichrist.Get it on sale with dlc, pretty good bargain, use eng track, Ben Starr is goated you'll see Clive's ass a few times and it will awaken things
>mainti don't wanna die
>>571585578the call times were too soon after the posts
>>571585554/twirl/twirl/twirl/twirl/twirl/stagger/twirl/joy!!
>>571585061With how much dick I'd give each of them, I would not be able to consider them lesbian.
do i play league or poe2 during maint
>>571585657so cute!
>>571585614ty
>>571585003>but honestly i'm just bad at this game and was super delusional about my real skill leveliktf, I also had IRL get in the way of prog and I fell far behind my PF friends. It severely hurt my willingness to prog since I no longer had people I could depend on
>>571585381sevenseven sunnie /joys is all i can spare to give you
>>571585387>>571585492It's okay anon I appreciate the gesture. Just screaming at the void over timezones.>JP should be the mainThe best move would be to just power level a character to the endgame where I can do all content, but thats a hassle after everything I've done on my main over the years. You do got a good idea though.Yoshi, region travel when...
>>571585637they're a little fast but i was alt+tabbed toopretend my catboy was in queue and did something cool
QUICK BEFORE MAINT STARTS POST FAT BOOBA
>>571585610I'M GETTING DIZZY PLEASE NO MORE
>>571585061Gaia is canonically heterosexual
>>571585712ofc i don't know what you going through and I can't promise you that it will be okay but keep going
Alright lets do it.
Just got done plapping my first person from aetherlove and they were so cute and good at it. They also told me they enjoyed it and want to do it some more.
>>571585752...isn't this way too big?
>>571585773
why are you guys using aetherlove when my needy female miqote is ready to marry any lady character who treats her right? (femhroth femroe and femlala not includes mental illness conditions apply)
was i 2 late 2 run into ur arms n tell u i love u?
>>571585778shouldn't you be othergaming
>>571585778that could've been ME right now...
>>571585790>>571585773yall are really not that desperate to be sitting here refreshing the thread waiting to post your stupid ass lodestone lmfao
>1 million damage taken
Thank you for playing until the end
>>571585793>mental illness conditions applyAre they required? Or banned... Asking for my femra
>>571585051 Before widespread BGL testing nurses would taste your piss to determine if you were diabetic, so if your piss tastes or smells sweet it's a sign you may have or be at risk for diabetes.
>>571585830it ain't that deep
>>571585627Come lay on the couch with my femlala, you can be the little spoon and play gachas on your phone while I cuddle
my femra is logging in
>>571585771its nothing new, just alone. so thank you
>>571585793sorry i dont date transsexuals
>>571585549Black!
>>571585840thank you for the calls
>>571585756hmmmmmmm/em puts pinky to my mouthSIXTY SEVEN TWIRLS
>>571585872aureus bro i can go look at the other lodestone anchors and see that you're always first or almost first to reply if it aint that deep why you diving
>>571585868the alternative to tasting it is putting some near an anthill and if the ants swarm it its a sign of diabetes
>>571585773ogey
>>571585773use this onedon't use the other one
>>571585743BAN ZANTETSUKENFUCKING CATBOYS FUCK OFF KILLING ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!goodnight~
>>571585773Count me in too!
PLEASE JUST A LITTLE LONGERGOD DAMMIT STOP FLYING AND LET ME HIT YOU
>>571585845They come included with the miqote and they can come included with the selected partner as long as they don't include compulsive frequent avoidance or impossibility of medium-long term bonds
i wanted to keep playing mahjong
>>571585928
>>571585773I wanna participate
>>571585773My moonie has her new drip ON.
>>571585927raping this rabbit
>>571585773Just woke up into a maintenance fuarrrrk
>>571585815Wrong cat.>>571585825Have you made any matches yet?
>>571585773kiss me thru the phone, see u when i get home
Bros...>>571585637Sorry i was trying to get as many games as possible before maint
>>571585997never ever
>>571585773i'm experiencing pain unreal.
>>571585995artist formerly known as saber lynn
>>571585945>looks as awful unmodded as modded
>>571585840ggs
>>571585945zamn susie a qt even unbeasted
>>571585773ok
>>571585773>>571585876but i don't play gachas....
>>571586013No I installed it like an hour before maint
>post>nothing happensmy post got eaten wtf
>>571585773yea
>>571585773raises paw
>>571585051the sound that the letter r makes in English is pretty rare for languages to have, but coincidentally is present in two of the most widely spoken languages on Earth (English and Chinese)
>>571585773got far enough with hw before maint
>>571585773i stayed up past my bedtime ama>>571585934joke's on you i'm terrible at sam
>>571585773goodnight final fantasy xiv dawntrail general
>>571586045go change your diaper stinky
>>571585773'e 'emra 's 'eployed
>>571586057>white glint and a bunch of other renamed ex xivggers
>>571586045cute boy!
>>571585964Is this his wifey posting?
>>571585773>>571585830Hell yeah I am.
>>571585773Lodeing my stone
>>571585990Two of them.
>>571586074I filtered it.
>>571585070literally who and whonamedropping people who dont even come here or left is retarded
>>571586040no matter what name that blob has, I still call them my whore
>>571586121there's nothing to change?????????>>571586125GIRL
>>571585773D2 Time
>>571586123>>571586057OTP
>>571585773>>571586039Oh I'm additionally retarded I guess.
>>571586141I alt+f4'd for comedic effect. please clap.
>>571585773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHZaT3Zrqhk
>>571585914jay CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>571586070Good luck anon expect like 70% of the matches dying off or boring convos.
yeah I'm rerolling all of you
>>571585773fine, whateverwas kinda feeling fino fanta and then yoshi p shits all over my day like this
>>571585773buff drk
>>571586182*runs up and jams a dowel into your wheelchair spokes*
>>571585773based
>>571585978stop posting this
>>571586159>or leftthat's my point, they got run out of here after trying to make a name for themselves
>>571585773I didn't save my current lodestone so have this one instead.
>>571586141>>571586191Dork...../pet/joy
>>571585773we love lodestoneposting
>>571585773my femezen looks like this
>>571586101i always wonder why northern chinese guys add random r's to the end of some words
>>571585773i wish to be free of BH prog but it always ends up being limit cut prog.
>>571586219menherablushhide
>>571586240Always good to have backups.
>>571586239rape
>>571586248as much as you love lalaboys?
>>571586129my favorite femra
>>571585773I LOGGED OUT AS MCH BUT IT NEVER UPDATED
>>571586225*grabs you by the neck in the split second you're in reach and refuses to let go like in Venture Bros when Brock is sedated*
>>571586128it is indeed
>>571586191how about i /slap
>>571586304it updates twice a day
>>571586240Looking good King!
meow what
>>571586295never that much...
>>571586320finally a cute character
>>571586182the king on his throne
>>571586323Heh cute /pet
>>571586219/spectacles
>>571585773Meow
>>571585773i beat ender lilies
>>571586047cute
>>571586182bitch ain't got no legs
>>571586387gallons of garjuice of banantaker of horseschizo of eiki
>>571585773>internet died TWICE mid uploadVERY BAD OMENIM GETTING REROLLED
>>571586046nice roe
>>571586182somehow i doubt this is a real lodestonedamn xivg cant even do one thing right without whoring themselves out for attention and validation
anyone wanna play some master duel...
>>571585773I log in after a month and of course it's maint day
+1 image limit
>>571586360my favorite (read: the only good) miera
>>571586250the word probably ends in a sound that usually gets followed by an r in their native languagesame reason Spanish speakers will start words that start with S with an E instead, because words in Spanish can't start with S
>>571586212/pet /pet /pet
>>571586426Thanks!
>>571586391poivert
>>571586263*stares at you super hard*>>571586382/spectacles
Anyone wanna play warcraft 3 or starcraft 2 coop?
I filtered your lodestone posts
>>571586452I think I fought you in casual cc yesterday
>>571585773My lalaboy is here, in this very thread.>>571586141This happened to me
>>571586289my WIFE ok not really but i love her a lot
>>571586472cute cot/pat /pat /pat
>>571586214>>571586258God I need a thighlander wife so bad
>>571586208Please if there is a god above let me roll the heavenly SSS+ pull that is ROB CHIDORI
>>571586360also my favorite miera
>>571585773my hrothgal is like this
>>571586465>si>sentido>sietehermano
>>571586129*picks you up to spin you around but stumbles, setting you back down to catch my breath instead*
>>571586508based as fuck
>>571586513/pet
>>571586417are you me?>>571585773
>>571586280Aye. I also have my sunnie lodestones saved, but I wouldn't post a lodestone of a fanta I'm not currently using.>>571586348What do I look like to you, a femhroth? These pauldrons are perfectly normal size.
>>571586326
these lodestones getting more replies than everseems lientri had an effect on the thread..
>>571586495What commander do you play
I'd hug my femlala eb every day
>>571586434I think it might be real.
>>571586571hey............
>>571586535whoa very cute glubber
>>571586434It is real
>>571586571i'd hug this anon's femlala eb every day too
>>571586538ok I oversimplified it but it's a general rule with exceptions
>>571586298There's so many other lovely femra you should consider but I appreciate it.>>571586539WUA-oh... Don't hurt yourself. /pet /pet
>>571586509Probably, I join the CC calls sometimes
>>571586157Ezlelzenznezelzenelznelnelnelenelmeenenene
>>571586492>*stares at you super hard* wait s-stop...
Rabbit season
my femlala got asmr recommended to her on twitter
>>571585773hey
>>571586440>>571586360>>571585994love these schizo bitches
>>571586463>>571586528Thank you anons, I will continue to do my best to represent this race well. {/salute}
anyone else leak tons of pre when they plap or just me cat girl?
>>571585773sure that sounds funny
>>571586602ty ty
>>571586568Mostly mengsk or stukov, I pick tychus when I just wanna win on mutations. Sometimes han&horner. But I'd have to start at level 1 on NA servers.
>>571585773reporting for duty
>>571586554Okay they aren't that bad but they're definitely like Male Orc pauldron tier.
>>571586610no, if its a rule it wouldn't have exceptions!!!
>>571586657my schizo nigga
>>571586084Made for Femlala x Bigger doujinshi
>>571585778It should have been me...
>>571586631O-oh okay...
>>571586714all rules have exceptions
>>571586539nah you gotta do it more romantically like this>>571586129*picks you up to spin you around but stumbles, we fall onto each other, with you landing on top of me, we laugh until we realize how close our faces are to each other as look into each others eyes and....*
>>571586613>Don't hurt yourself.no spin today but this will do... /pet/pet/hug/joy
>>571586637yep, rapeWe need more fiera.
>>571586435Sorry but I quit master duel back before ryzeal and malpiss released
In the lodestone thread no one will see my gpose.
>>571586660Love you too anon /pet
>>571586738who is this...
>>571586726nice gpose sis (im talking to the dreadnaught), that schizo titus nigga needs to smile more
>>571586571LALABOY???????please say yes
>>571586660u 2 <3
>>571586416holy.. it's Sub Zero
>>571585773fuuuuuuuuuuuuucck
There sure are a lot of white people in these lodestone pictures
>>571586765build
>>571586714every linguistic rule has exceptions because languages develop over millennia of people either being lazy about stuff or deciding to do something different because of cultural factors such as certain words being seen as low class
>Filter lodestone shit>Thread dies
>>571586779sorry, thanks for the tip but im not supposed to type something like that
>>571586696If you wanna do a quick one then I'm down, we can just do a normal brutal if you want and go from there. Could just stick to Raynor and I can Swann since I'm only gonna do the 1 tonight. I don't really play much coop desu I'm mostly a ladder/arcade gamer.
>>571586803looks cool brother, wish i had seen it
need an eb that dresses like the right. where can i find one bros
>>571586129>>571586137>>571586189>>571586219>>571586391>>571586535Hellooo my wives! It might just be an emergency hotfix maint, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve the very best! Please enjoy this treat, courtesy of yours truly.
>>571586806me...
>>571586890Amai Kemuri
>>571586238you do you man but this cant be healthy for you
>>571586774i'm going to kill you
>>571586662just keep posting PFs i love pretending to me a post-duty NPC
>>571586891insufficiently moistening the feed will cause swimming issues
>>571586657cool cat
>>571586902who is you...
Go to bed!
>>571586803witnessed
>>571585070man if I ever found myself posting something like this I think I might actually kill myself
>>571586890Women like that don't play FFXIV and would think you're a fucking loser, and anyone claiming to be her is just larping, they'd crumble if you were slightly rude to them
After maint imma set this badger loose on magnai
do you think they'll close balmung during this maint
patch notes are up
>>571585070i'm so happy to have a job now and none of these words mean anything to me
What should my femra do during maintenance?
>>571586998I hope so. I got in and that's all that matters.
>>571586998Nah, it's gonna remain open until 7.55 most likely
play WoW (objectively better MMO)
>>571586998nobody ask me the color of nothin
>>571586875Sure we can do a normal brutal or had one do you wanna drop your tag or should I?Also what do you think about the new patch? it kinda fucked with a lot of shit
>>571586079Broman dude I need to farm gold and silver in OC, but I need experience bros, what you dooin where u been
>>571586957I just woke up nigga
>>571586873how is this any different from all the dogshit posts made normallythese inbreds cant go 3 posts without going MAY I PLAP or some other retardspeak
>>571586957I just woke up, had a dream of her....
>>571586129Slowly, carefully reaching out and putting my arms around your waist gently from behind, resting my chin on your shoulder then throwing you into the stock pot
>>571586998no, it will be closed on july 28th at the earliest
>>571586779ILLEGAL
You know I never understood that.Why did you judge me?Why did you judge me?!
>>571587004>>571586968>aria finds out he's a nobody now and starts melting on cooldown
>>571586998Wanna make a bet? If it closes You force me to suck your tits. If it stays open I get to suck your tits.
>>571587041i liked turtle wow
>>571586820Duh>>571586596Hey......
>>571587020Learn economical theory and get really depressed realizing we live in a hell economy that won't get better
>>571587041if it's so good why are you posting here instead of playing it
>>571584235>>571585928>n-no don't miss me in the roulettePathetic, desperate behavior.
Confess your dirtiest, most obscure sins.
>>571587075Judge Number 4, why...
>>571587123But I don't wanna do things that will make me depressed...
may i plap
>>571586932Titania very likely tomorrow evening. If you miss that The Jannie will probably be Wednesday or Thursday night. There are no brakes on the NG+ train except for work and family obligations and weekly Windhurst runs (ok there are a lot of brakes...)
>>571585354They sound like little bitches too. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, I see.
I want recommendations for cool viper weapons
>>571587020Do some self care like doing your hair, or your skin routine, or your nails, or something productive like laundry. Or just othergame because it's easy
>>571587089
>>571587020masturbate furiously
i hired this femra to stare at you during maintdo not resist
>>571587079the post cooldown is 90 seconds, not 49
I did all I could to solve the moonie crisis but it still wasn't enough
>>571587051that sounds fun perhaps we can do an hour or 2 sometime I actually mastered everything recently but idm hosting some pfs here and there through out the week
>>571587209I'm a male character and not even a malezen at that.
>>571586891I missed you, glub feeder...
>>571587156>>571587075You killed innocent people…
>>571586998Tempting to put it in there
>>571587214>what is a 4chan pass
>>571587209What now?
>>571585773It’s middie monday
>>571587231LORD HEIKOWe need you to bring back LB14....
>>571587047I'm embarrassed of my tag so drop yoursI like it overall, ghosts are easier to use but nerfed, infestor is getting closer to dark swarm without being so oppressive, I love the warp gate changes, and love how they finally scaled back on workers again. Granted I haven't played it yet but from what I've seen it looks like an overall great patch. The disruptor and infestor getting autos is probably a nicer feature for newer players but it's not like we get much new blood anymore so
>>571587258something I don't have because I'm not a fucking loser that pays for 4chan
>>571587151My friend treated me like a onahole yesterday because everyone else was too much of a pussy to act on their words
>>571587151Before maint started I erp'd with another cat who got off the smell of my sweat after taking off my armor
>>571587246She will influence you to make an elezen golem obviously>>571587259Fuarrk, locked in a staremate
>>571587279The enclave shall re-rise
>>571587227I never see this guy up close I’m starting to fear he’s cleverly creepshotted and used as a skinwalk
>>571587151i still have the gooner pics we made together half a decade ago, you know...
>>571587151I normally hate IC walk up tells but when someone's introduction was as charismatic and amusing as that? And something I was actually into? Jumped on that instantly.
(1/2)>>571586208>>571586219>>571586249>>571586304>>571586343>>571586363>>571586391>>571586415>>571586657>>571586709Wives (if you are a male character you are designated Malewife)
>>571587151My secret sins? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you it was just your average ordinary little sin, not a care in the world... somebody lied...
>>571587151I was only pretending to be happy
>>571587325damn I do this (make them an onahole)
>>571587185my femra should paint her nails...
>>571587338im sincere dude its just my summer outfit for the season and yeah I agree maybe its a bit too much of a creep shot ill have to fix it sometime sorry
get fuckin hype bros, taco emote in 4 hours
>>571587356>skippedit's not fair
>>571587308my femlala wants to hold this one in her arms and pet her head and tell her everything will be daijoubu
>>571587360I want to know, I desire the knowledge....
>>571587325Hot. Need a friend I can treat as a stress relief toy
>>571587401Me too bro
>>571587392I was just baiting an up close picture bwo
>>571586189cutest girl ever btw
>>571587151i just want to feel like i belong somewhere again...
Me femra on the right.
>>571587356>Made the listYEEEHAW
>>571587279>>571587335
>>571587381Give it a try sis, you might even just like how it looks. It doesn't take much effort to buy and try some if you don't want to get it done professionally.
>>571587462me on the left
>>571587457Zanaki...
>>571587251I made sure to be around this time after missing the last emergency maint, it pains me to be derelict in my duties to glubkind.
>>571587418Not you, creep.
>>571587151this game made me faggier irl
>>571586008>>571586014>>571586046>>571586047>>571586082>>571586091>>571586117>>571586120>>571586137>>571587250Wives/Malewifes (2/2 4chan thinks this is spam I shouldnt be posting this but fuck you anyway)
>>571587151my moonie wants to do the pinned and pounded animation with (them)...
>>571587380>>571587434Based…it never hurt anyone
>>571587093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDO_QL43nsUSomewhat unrelated but I find this really humorous after a friend linked it. I cant play the actual game to save my life but I love watching it.also put my tag in the pastebin https://pastebin.com/tQB2xbZ0 because it is also cringe
>>571586941me...
>>571587330hey cool retardpost butt
>>571587535man what the hell
>>571587535>not even on the SECOND listits so OVER
>>571587209lucky me, I'll just undress and fuck her
>>571587151my tip is cold
>>571587457i'm honest to a fault.../grovelI'm also planning to host those pfs probably sometime after I eat dinner so 7pm EST it'll probably be on Aether but if people want it moved to crystal then that's that
my wife didn't make the list...
>>571587536is it me
>>571586716/fistbump i-i guess?>>571586940cool anon tbqfhgoodnight!
>>571587418I hope the soup burns your tongue grrr
WHATS THE FUCKING MAINT FOR
>>571587535you seem to have accidentally skipped me in your lists but I understand honest mistake
>>571587536is it me...
>>571587627they forgot to add the moonie feet
>>571587576>>571587587>>571587601>>571587628If I skipped you its because you look like a dainty bottom or didn't meet my picky malewife criteria
>>571587617You wanna be on my tongue huh?
>>571587530same and people are catching on, which is fine
>>571587664does my femra not look like a dainty bottom?
What does it even mean to be a malewife
>>571587151>Confess your dirtiest, most obscure sins.I secretly took my friends cdata and made a bunch of gposes of him plapping my femlala.
>>571587360just tell me you little kissable weirdo
>>571587535>skipped AGAIN
gn>>571587535wahoo
clicked through all the lodestone pics didnt see me wife good night xivg
>>571587462My femra wouldn't hesitate to bite your bully
>>571587360can i just pet you?
>>571587691Hot, really really hotI hope my male is one of them.
>>571587536it's me actually
>>571587664Sorry she's always getting sweaty in armor
>>571587691what race?
>>571587664no i'm pretty sure you must have missed me
>>571587227I'll hollar at you when I see you, gotta do some gold grinding, but if you're maxed I can always find another group or so, I figured I'd ask cause you were always running really successful ones and was wondering if you needed more too!
My shotalander didn't notice maint was happening and got kicked out mid dungeon...
>>571587360Is that what the star means?
>>571587380>>571587434NTA but race and DC?
Dawntrail was just a two year long journey to get a taco emote
>>571587421Well->>571587695nevermind
>>571587562hey cool anonhere you go
>>571587664>If I skipped you its because you look like a dainty bottomI'm a dainty switch, grr...>>571587668I'd choke you but you'd like that.
>>571587535>made the listIll suck your dick as thanks
>>571587418Wife
>>571587151to be perfectly desu i replied to my own lodestone hehe
>>571587535ANOTHER LIST DODGED
>>571587770idm helping start it out really though I assume we might need to grab people in the instance maybe to fill out if we have low turn out.
Met to meet the creator of my favorite lewdpose on Aetherlove, he's the cutest thing ever and we've hit it off so well. Can't wait to fondle his bulge a whole lot :3
>>571587745lalaboy.it was just one night, i dont know what came over me. but that's probably the lewdest thing i've done
>>571587826Rob..
>>571587664>Picked because I refuse to follow the dainty femra stereotype and look coolBASED, THANK YOU
>>571587834Yeah! we can always find people, but good tanks are hard to find! You're an amazing one
>>571587770Wookie Cheats
>>571587804smoochable
>>571587687WhichI missed a few because of the spam limit again. Also I don't wife lala those are my kids.>>571585987>>571585991
i wanna eat his taquito
>>571587151The dating app is the greatest thing to happen to the ERP scene because now we can weed out all the normies who are trying to use the scene to date, instead of it's intended purpose, which is to goon with the homies.
>>571587047Actually I feel like passing out so I just might do that instead sorry, but if you wanna play SC at any point drop your tag anyway and I'll add you tomorrow, I'll keep this thread open
>I don't make any list posts>Sole response is just "rape"Bit sad innit..
>>571587885damn girl
>>571587780post his cock
>>571587813and if you didn't stop, you'd be a herobut it would also mean I died in your arms and that's way more romantic than you could handle>>571587817My next eternity cake that will live in my retainer..
>>571585990Holy hell you two are still in your honeymoon phase? Cute...
Well what else are you going to do for 4 hours?https://youtu.be/aIouExhaLi0?si=cObxg_tf-NHHNhDm
>>571587794They wrote Wuk Lamat annoying on purpose to make people like Sphene more because the latter has multiple unique outfits and they knew they could make a ton of money selling them on the mogstation at the end of the expansion.
>>571585773>kicked in the middle of my gay erp in june square enix said no homos
>>571587839I met an incredibly hot woman on AL oh my god I shouldn't have looked at her twitter I'm gonna spill the spaghetti so bad
>>571587916fiera are for rape
>>571587908i posted my tag in the pastebin
>>571587918Can't take a picture of it seeing as the game is currently down.
>>571587789Not into RP. Hope you find someone who’ll use your slut body though.
im not posting my character you guys are just gonna say some gay shit
>>571586189my skelly druggie menhera cutting board
>>571587868yup ill probably just fill with whatever we need as we go see ya soon /salute
>>571587873but,,,, you have heard of me.... https://streamable.com/00rm8m
>>571587975I don’t do RP, I anim plap and stuff..but thanks….
>>571587926erm
>>571586014Rape
>>571587916I don't know what you expected. There are only a handful of lodestone classes to fall into:a) ebinb) goonbaitc) goonbait ebind) nobody
>>571587974next time then, you brats never show off…
>>571588042get out of my timezone
>>571587515What’s that…>>571587597Nice bwo, nice
>>571588042they have 23 months in europe?
>>571588054hey that's me, I'm D
my femlala secretly made a lalaboy alt on balmung so she can experience lalaboy x lalaboy stuff..................
>>571588054My moonie is D!
>>571588054i am a nobody, and that is probably alright
>>571588054I just wanna EB the most racist man alive so I can be the other half of their "Never ask a white supremacist the color of their wife"
post your main job's keybind layouts
>>571588130i shall pet you anyway I don't care what race /pet
>>571588142why are black boys like this
>>571588146the game is DOWN
>>571588054I'm D but one day I'll get that coveted A status.
>>571587678cute
>>571587926play Warframe probably
>resub for the first time since shb>endless maintenance an hour lateryeah okay maybe it's a sign
>>571588054Me as nobodyConsistently posting your character here results in bad times
>>571587926My Femlala envys jacob jones
>>571588142i already have a black wife, sorry
>>571588146
>>571588146>mudras on the function keysTroll image.
>>571588152thank you anon /pet
>>571584808>I make a gpose>it gets ignored>I put in more effort and make a better gpose>I post .01 seconds before Poop Glorpo posts about the latest private messaging drama and it gets ignored>just post me femra without shoes on>get so many (You)s the FBI contacts me and asks me if I want to work as an undercover engagement agenti should have spent all that time practicing gpose on learning japanese
>>571588146Are we postan hotbars now?
i dont really wanna listen to voices in my head tonight but i dont have any cool games to play
>>571587841I wonder if it was my lalaboy
othergame with xivg where
>>571587926i got a new phone earlier so i'm finishing the setup and playing around with it
>>571588146this bitch of a template doesnt have alt modifier
>>571587867Of course my wife, I'll see you later in the EB room right...?
>>57158814612345Shift 12345Ctrl 12355erftgMouse 4 5I don't really need anything else because I play warrior, samura, viper, and white mage
>>571587151My glubra is self-conscious about her thick lips but it also amuses her because it makes her look more like a fish.>dirtiest, most obscure sins.Oh, um... she also ordered a crunchwrap past midnight again.
>>571588213They just like me fr
>>571588180it's 4 hours nigga, calm down
>>571588249play battlefield 6
>>571588257I'm down for a lot of othergames...
>>571588194Sometimes is ok though!
>>571588093>>571588120>>571588130>>571588171>>571588194Ok that's fine you can be a Nobody but you gotta make sure your idle pose is kinda like this
>>571588054a non ebin goonbait is still a nobody i just appreciate the occasional rapepost to soothe the ego
>>571587151I think I might be a chaser
>>571586047sexo
>>571585061>OH WOW did you see that anon? They ate biscuits together at a cafe one time, that means they MUST FUCK EACH OTHER. It's mental illness anon.
>>571588323*wiggles around menacingly*
>>571588290sis you'll get FAT...
>>571588323sorry I am not a homosexual so I never played those games
>>571588323my malera has the body profile of that nobody
>>571588323I think everyone would cum if my moonie stood like that all the time.
>>571588290Her thick lips are perfect and kissable.
>>571588146I push 3 to cast glare.
>>571588314i need my fix playa its been so long
>>571588348damn, I missed the sunnie
>>571588317Like what....?
Me and THAT poster
ruri youre extremely mentally unwelli know it was you, please get some help
>>571588243you want art school replies go post on pintrest or some shit this is a porn general
they're fighting over a malera in the last thread and it's been going on for an hour
>>571588054Which is it if I never get (You)s but am in multiple cliques>>57158814612345Shift+1234Ctrl+1234RZXFShift+REZXFCtrl+REZXFMB4/5Ctrl+MB4/5
>>571585773I thought lodestone posting was "of poor taste" during non-new-patch downtimes
>>571588461Wish more MMOs has controller support as good as XIV does.
>>571588078You get out of MY timezone
>>571588439I miss EW (non post patch)
>>571588323Can I be the Gambler ones? Luxord is the best org member.
>>571588113But there are no lalaboys on Balmung
>>571588395It's too late for me, sis...>>571588414mwah
>>571588386You pass the test, anon. I bless your lodestone with luck.>>571588404Ok now make him jiggle otherwise you'll fail.>>571588404>>571588412Skipping these anons' lodestones because they ain't with it.
>>571588054My moonie has no name
>>571588436Idk, name some. Just not battle royale or extractionslop
>>571584828>>571585003oh hey i was wondering when this was gonna come upsoooooo, what happened? why did you guys stop raiding together after 100 hours and being basically at the finish line
>>571588502i came back from my other hobbies and deided that was really stupidthis is my thread while i am here
>>571588529Not her but I know multiple lalaboys on Balmung. MY lalaboy is on Balmung!
>>571588256dork
>>571588515my femra acts like that
>>571588532its so over...
>>571588502Whoever told you that is either extremely new or a wannabe janny
>>571588521>Can I be the Gambler ones?If this post is even, yesIf this post is odd, noIf this post is zero, you get to be luxord's goatee
DRK or GNB?Been a DRK main for years, but evolved mode scares the shit out of me and I want to have a back up plan.
>>571588321maybe
Ok what the FUCK is the maintenance EVEN FOR?!
I don't remember arr changes but isn't level 20 ifrit fight a solo duty now?Does that mean they removed the part where you sit in a cave for 20 minutes with other prisoners waiting for queue to pop?
>>571584112>finally have time to play>maintCut my life into pieces
>>571588647so you can POST YOUR LODESTONE
>>571588571Holy schizo
>>571585003why week 3 in particular? i thought even the most autistic e-peen clear date for an ultimate was on patch, why put yourself up to such an arbitrary deadline like week 3
>>571588571what a dick move
>>571588532Mwah mwah!
why does this keep happeningthis msq sucks to even cutscene skip through
>>571588571this nigga progwatching
>>571588625gnb more like gaynb drk more like dreallykool
>>571588624Easy.
>>571588539Explain extractionslop
>>571588676>>571588672???????? IM GENUNELY CURIOUS AND CONCERNED THEY ARE BOTH REALLY GOOD PLAYERS and if something weird happened between them then they should work it out and clear together
>>571588647It was for proccing the bug where random houses get demolished without prior notice to make even more people quit the game.
>>571588645can't wait for expanded character customization so face 3 miqos with this hairstyle can stop reminding me of my ex.
>>571588739i mean i wouldn't air it out to the thread...
>>571587151I think I figured out which ebin is this one's main: >>571588660but they're my friend so it would be kinda weird to call them out
>>571588734Tarkov and the likes
>>571588276
>>571588739Absolute bullshitYou would have asked without providing the screenshot otherwise
>>571588571oh hey I was wondering when you were going to stop being such a raped faggot.
>>571588146I use a controller. I have a keyboard hotbar on top of my controller crossbars for utilities. Best of both worlds.
>>571588739If you were genuinely curious and concerned you would try contacting them privately and not through schizoland.And even then, it's kinda creepy to stalk the tomestone of your "friends" like that
Progwatching > Cockwatching
I ama moonie catboigoing to sleep/doze
>>571588761My bad king.
>>571588432I might still do poses with her occasionally
>>571588739It's not a secret, you could've found out the reason if you asked either of them instead of coming here..
>>571588825Good night kitty
>>571588794A f3mra would never say these words
>>571588660im really curious what you would of done in game. What did u have planned to do?
>>571588779What if it was giant modular sand-crab ship extractionslop
>>571588818this is our forum, not being able to speak openly about these things and wanting them handled without prying eyes and ears only opens an opportunity to manipulate and stinks of far worse schizophrenia
>>571588902I wish THAT femra would say these words to me
>>571588885>>571588818>>571588787so none of you really understand the concept of anonymity i see...
>>571584828>>571588571grok summarize the drama for me
>>571588660Reese's Pieces orReese's Puffs Reese's Puffs(Eat em up Eat em up)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgLgPTXdR4M>>571587151I ripped the tag off a mattress once
>>571588932is it me
>>571588932shut up faggot
>>571587151I'm sad because they stopped saying good morning/night to me and didn't respond when I asked how they were doing today.
>>571588916It's just not my thing
>>571588925You are absolutely and 100% right.But this place is not that. Too many bad actors.
>>571588054Voicerizedhttps://voca.ro/1oTX8Ytj0E4G
>>571588960>>571588963........
>>571588580>made a femlala>calls it a lalaboyAight lil gup
Femra like this?
>>571588772Do it anon. SAY IT.>>571588913Fix my shaders, check mb for new outfits, check new outfit mods, put together an outfit or two, then go to sleep lolz
>clear the alliance raid as returner>perish 3 times>still get the minion and emote first try>do nothing and get all the lootshitters law is so real
i got no niggas progwatching me :(
>>571589015twink lips spoke these words
>>571589015LMFAO
>>571589015reddit level shitpost
>>571588902most of our remaining f3mras are specced into the normalra skill tree which is nice
>>571588506Its good but it can take a long time to figure out how to map skills comfortably. My solution was to put role actions on L+R for my xhb to free up more space on my main bar
>>571588932
>>571589015lmfaooo
>>571589059sorry bro, i'm only pogwatching you... every thing you do is just absolutely poggers
>>571585773The maint you ask? It's for me.
>>571589049I like both your characters and the specific style of shitposts you make with both of them. I hope you continue and we get to keep playing together.
>>571588821>be me>junior high>forgot it is prog inspection day>everyone makes fun of me>miss the bus home>school bully tackles me>suck it, grey!>skip school a whole week>everyone still remembers
>>571587559how are we suppose to plap if I don't know who you are.....
Femra like this??
>everyone always stereotypes rava a certain wayim sick of it
>>571589131bro..................... >/////<
>>571584247
>>571589136this isn't the foot poster right?
>>571588945And I'm telling you this is the worst place to get that info. If you're lucky a friend of theirs will drop info, but what's more likely is someone will come up with a reason for it and we'll be playing retard telephone for the next 6 months.Please use your fucking brain here.
>>571587926fucking sleep and then go to work like a well-adjusted GAM who loves femra but also loves making money
>>571589180serrit looks like THAT???
>>571589180my femra needs more outfits like this in-game
>>571588945You are either new here or an actual retard.
>>571587804I had to do a double take because I thought this was my sunnie and someone posted a picture of her until I noticed the hair color
>>571587926blendin'
>>571589056>Did the third walk 5 times daily for 4 weeks> All runs were <30 rolls on the emote>One time rolled a 94>Did not get it>But you know mathematically a 94 is only 33% to get the emoteSHUT UP YOU CAN ALL GO BURN IN HELL YOU NIGGERS
>>571589159Is it morally unethically that I desire to emasculate and bully some frail greyprogger
nobody replied to my lodeNot even to rape meThat makes me a nobody...
>>571589168uhh sis thats clearly a viera
>>571589171Sorry, but Lyna mogs every player-made fiera.You guys are way too goon aligned.
>>571588470What schizo shit did ruri do this time? Speak up before he starts denying it on cooldown.
>>571589190No, I would never post feet..I don't have any new pictures please don't hurt me imsorryimsorryimsorry
>>571589275I wish it were mine but alas...
>>571589237Why not buy it?
>>571589042thats literally Laeun
>>571589290Pulls your tail.
>>571589171Prove the stereotype wrong then? Preferably naked on my lap?
>>571589275my femra with them...
sometimes i put my character in more girly clothes in privat, i am used to dress my character more boyish all the time so wearing something girly with my character feels kinda wierd.maybe i should try making a golem or something...
>>571589202Stop making me yearn for your femra you gucker
>>571589316Explodes and dies.
>>571589119god Yukari was such a bitch, I love her
>>571589237I won the emote with a 90, just get better luck
>>571589275my femra is min height
>>571589294But sis.. it COULD be you.
>>571589353W...Wait, hang on... say sike...
>>571589398>:)
>>571589194>but what's more likely is someone will come up with a reason for it and we'll be playing retard telephone for the next 6 months.but we don't have to!!! they can literally just explain what happened RIGHT NOW and thats it! done! and they get closure and they maybe can fix things and move on, easy
>>571589294do you like sunnies
>>571589138Sorry to burst your bubble gum but I don't know you and this is the only account I've played on in nearly a decade
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING MAINT FOR
>>571589459Hey...
>>571589459>>571589479
>>571588779Then I got some repo, heroes of hammerwatch ii, endless alice, sonic crossworlds, and some shape of dreams
>>571588146Look at how neat and organized my keybinds are! I'm never EVER going to evolve.
>>571589459I'm the left but a GAM...
>>571589491a moonie, apparently
>>571589479You’re stinky
>>571589479Really dressing for the job you want, huh? Could you perform at my kids birthday party?
femra ruining moonie monday
>>571589520well get on the hormones already faggot
wow another worthless maintenance and patch to break all of the addons for a dayguess ill have to inject to cheat at savage
>>571589561i wish moonies ruined my femra instead...
My f3mra is like this
>>571589594WHERE ARE THE FEET? DO NOT POST UNLESS YOU POST FEET!
>>571589608heyyyyyyyy
>>571589594i agree, can my face 4 moonie smooch you ?
>>571589615rape me
>>571589647girls dont do this
okay stop posting about femra you're making mine yearn.
the plowgonsnyo...
>>571589459I genuinely have this right now, do not recommend
>>571589275Sorry my femra is 5' 1"
>>571589615NEEDPLEASE crush my pelvis and ruin my life
>>571589491they're removing feet from the game. we couldn't behave with them so all we get are flat stubs with no toes now. no more moonie feet... no more treats...
is mo fu here?
>>571589491closing balmung
>>571589647Okay my femra is actually like this.>>571589741No they exploded.
>>571589727bro back the FUCK off I replied first
man that dawgoonie made me look so much it's been ages since someone i have plapped made me feel this way
>>571589741yea hes trying to make everything about himself
>>571589680mnk player detected
My hrothgal just wok-ACKKKKK
>>571589237aaaeaeEEeehehehhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
>>571589461And you're making the assumption it's them instead of one of the other couple dozen people here doing UMAD
>>571589781Yeah but did yours have a funny reaction video? I don't think so buster.
>>571589741Scroll up you dinklefuck >>571589136
Lowkey I hope evolved jobs are so solved that there's no point for optimization discussion and parsing dies just because basically everyone can hit the same numbers.
>>571589813nice
>>571589495That's about to be me in 10 minutes>>571589532No I'm not I just put on fresh clothes>>571589549Sure thing, where's the little lala twerp that needs a party?
>>571589847parsing is going to literally just be who crits the most since there's no burst syncing or anything like that
>>571589847why do you play the game if you hate it
>>571589461>I am going to make them justify their actions or air any interpersonal drama here to feed the schizosOr you're Remus and you've been cucked again
>>571589836fuck you're cramping my style over here bro not gonna lieI NEED a f3mra to demolish me more than my body needs water you don't understand
>>571589319whos lap
>>571589615She looks like she fucks human men
>>571589885>indicating it isn’t already just crits the most
>>571589859Grim lineup
Why maintenance?
>>571589832You're right, my bad i'll stop and I definitely won't reverse md5 that gif and notice things Who knows maybe it was xissi maybe kyoppi's static got sick of hearing him suck on his pacifier on voice and booted him from the static and now he's FORCED and TORTURED to PF as a SCHOLAR in ULTIMATE DANCING MAD >>571589902Remus does not have the spine to even post his own face here anymore
>>571589939yeah but now it'll be 100% just crits
>>571589859*Honks your ___*
>>571589885Welcome back, Marksman Hunter parsing my beloved
>>571589961They are removing savage raiding
>>571589885Exactly. I want the difference between the best and average to be so miniscule that nobody bothers to check.
reposting shitty floor textures at the end of the thread because i am bored and been staring at my steam library for 30 mins now
>>571589961My femra pushed C+ a little too hard, the game couldn't handle her F cups getting any bigger.
>>571589847ahhh yes, we rike cutscenes without input and hate gameplay. we also need all rewards without putting effort into anythingretards like you are the reason all games are stale slop now
>>571589647My femra is exactly like this
>>571589998handcrafted for /ss/
>>571589998catbox
do you guys think azem the ancient would've been slutty
im gonna lose my better countdown plogon after the game comes back up :(
>>571589998I really wanna plap you....
>>571589998Should have followed the 0 post.
>>571590034Yes, actually. I am the future
>>571590053Unironically useful why doesn't the game have it as a QoL option
>>571590035My soup is starting to bubble...
>>571590050it would explain why all the players in this game are slutty...
>>571590034you talk too much just show your ass already
>>571590053>>571590095Yea that's one of the things that should already be in the game
>>571590034cute cat with correct opinion
>>571589906Same bro, same.
>>571590095its pretty much the only plugin i use its cringe that they somehow lack the ability to put it in as an option
>>571590035The perfect femra....
>>571590034you play gacha games
>>571590050I think he was a multi class Bard
>>57158814612345ctrl + 12345Click everything elseI play monk btw
>>571589847heres hoping
>>571589971>You're right, my bad i'll stop and I definitely won't reverse md5 that gif and notice thingsYou're really not helping your case here.
>>571590095because we're all paying for a game that has had its dev team cut down to 12 people and they can't even handle posting patch notes without errors anymore.
>>571590142>>571590095Whoa whoa whoa calm down they needed 15 years to add chatboxes, better cooldowns or combat ui elements in general will need another 15
>>571589034What are you talking about? I literally selected lalaboy as my race. I'm not doing the thing the femboonies do.
>>571588539Nta but my femroe has been helldiving a lot, she finds the game rather fun and would like to play with somebody
>>571589847Please. I want the last dregs of elitism autism to die
>>571590053>>571590095whats it do?
>>571589971>I definitely won't reverse md5 that gif and notice things Good point, you seem completely on the level.
>>571590234Hey it took 20 years for Blizzard to add it's own DPS meter so there's definitely a precedent there.
>>571589885It already is just crits, bro. Been like this for like 7 years.
>>571589991>>571590019wow you guys are incredibly funny did you pick up your sense of humor from reddit or from your fc?
>>571590318Normally if you do a countdown in the vanilla game you only see the 5-4-3-2-1 countdown, and that's it, even if you do a Countdown from 10. The plugin shows all the seconds, even milliseconds
>>571590367BRO SEX LMAO
>>571590354at the top end sureI mean the difference between 20 and 100 is just crits
>>571590318you can see the seconds above 5
>>571589961The arrows in UMAD were not functioning as intended so now they will function even worse and force even more p1 wipes
>>571590393>>571590427that's it? gay, it's not that serious
>>571590398mhmffhghh bro sex~
>>571590367I don't use reddit and haven't been in a real FC in 5 years. I'm just a gay ass retard which is at least better than being a joyless retard.
What's the O/U on getting a Yoshi-P fireside letter about that dating app mod?
>>571590445the arrows are based because they unironically work fine if you use the DC that is intended for you, it works based off of ping so there were a couple of funny clips of OCE players basically walking through arrows unmitigated
>>571590495i'd bet $20 they send that plugin "dev" a c&d but it doesnt go further than that
>>571590454dont be such a fag bro
>>571590520>the arrows are based because they unironically work fine if you use the DC that is intended for youyeah everyone not living next to servers should get fuckedthank you square enix for only testing shit for jp servers
>>571590306helldiving is cool I should get back into it>>571589502Did endless alice finally update to be borderline playable?
If maintenance then how can I stare at handsome malera?
>>571590454it helps you lock in especially when your mental state is beginning to match your braindead ranged DPS
>>571590536Also possible, but a lodestone post would be funnier.
>>571590576never said that, if you are from EU then you should be on an EU data center. works fine for me as an NA player, not even west coast btw
>>571590413I can only dream that the difference between a gray and a gold is two crits.
>>571590520>because they unironically work fine if you use the DC that is intended for youThis argument doesn't work when east coast US have almost as bad ping on THEIR OWN HOME SERVERS as the euros do
I'm not othergamingMostly I'm doing the same thing I always do: internally screeching that absolutely no gooner gams ever show interest in gooning with me
>>571590413And kill time, if you kill boss before burst or inbetween bursts you look incredibly unimpressive even if you did everything right.
>>571590679works on my machinet. east coaster
Bread doko
>>571590708did you make an ugly character?
EB like this for my sunnie
Reposting my plaphog for the last time
>>571590615If you're not going to pleasure us malera then don't bother staring
i do arrows on low ping and they're still jankywhat is this psyop you're trying to push
>>571590708>no gooner gams ever show interest in gooning with memake a +
>>571590754No it's... fine. Maybe a little plain, but not ugly
my face cwlscord has 8 boosts but we literally do not do anything in there we havent chatted in there for at least a year what are you doing with the boosts6 of them are from my master tooare you using this cwlscord with hidden channels for yourselfi should be able to see it too because i contributed 2 boosts you know...
>Plap some random bitchy catgirl from aetherlove>Next day she keeps blowing up my phone>Don't reply show she decides to visit my home world>Ignore her /tells>She somehow finds me via playersearch and visits me>Keeps yelling in my ear and being clingysigh this bitch fell in love with one good dicking... I was just looking for a quick plap...
>>571590818why are transgirls like this
>>571589847I also hope this.
>>571589847fuck i wish dude
What if the new pre-savage difficulty is just savage with orange circles enabled like it's a built-in splatoon?
If you are too retarded to learn the current easy mode rotation, you won't fare any better with evolved's faster, More dynamic one
blep whatever guess ill just sleeb away the maint
>>571585051the game is unavailable for play during maintenance
>>571590809They never even get to the part where they ask if I have a +I don't wanna rp topping with a big dick anyway its weird
>>571590896errrrm this is a fujo(biogirl)cord actually
>>571590926may my sunnie plap?
>>571590926can you catbox those titties?
>>571590874IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE
I'm going to have sex with Rori
>>571590920Evolved rewards active players and punishes parsewhores so it fixes everything
>>571590958i saw the my masteri know what you are
>>571590926*kisses your tummy*PHHBBHBBHBTTBTHHBTHHH
>>571590708are you a gam or a gaw
>>571590038waw>>571590041i have nothing that is worthy of being catboxed..>>571590061i am not able to have normal convos 90% of the time so i dont think i am any good for this sort of things.>>571590076thats not how the rules go!
Well, I'll be damned.[Update Details]FINAL FANTASY XIV Hotfixes (Jun. 23, 2026)■In Dancing Mad (Ultimate), the arrow floor panels that appear during the boss action “Tele-trouncing” has been adjusted so that, regardless of where a player steps onto them, they will always be warped a fixed distance from the center of the panel in the direction indicated by the arrow.* Previously, players were warped based on the position of where their character stepped onto the panel. However, when discrepancies arose between the server-side and client-side positional data due to network conditions, the warp destination appeared inconsistent. To address this, the processing has been changed so that warping is based on the arrow panel itself, rather than the position of the character.■The following issue has been addressed:- In Dancing Mad (Ultimate), under periods of high server load, the mechanic would fail to activate when a character with the Sprint buff and the Confused debuff stepped onto an arrow floor panel created by the boss action “Tele-trouncing”.
My femra? Takes on f+ characters
>>571590917That would honestly be better than watching Hector's which is basically the same thing
here we go....it was hard weeks ago crowd coming in...
My femra? Like this
>>571591031we know val
>>571590990thats the in game term???
>>571590804getting owned that quickly is crazy
>>571590947What do you want, then?It's rather hard to comment considering how vague you're being
>>571591079are you retardedgenuinely
My moonie awakens
>>571591062>Astroturfing the most overrated ebinDisgusting
I got unreasonably angry when naur changed the arrow strat to have fixed spots depending on what tether you had instead of role spots. Why make the mechanic harder for people? Wtf does it achieve?
>>571591015https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/d2687b10311ae5fd4eebd5b35c030e13374170f5>It's real
>>571591105idk..some sexpest gooners to approach me I guess...? Its asking too much though, you guys rarely approach in general, I know...
>>571591015hurraylets celebrate with another 4 new arrow strats we rotate in and out over the course of 2 weeks
A 4hr maintenance to fix a single mechanic in a fight that less than 5% of all players will even experience the first pull.Why the fuck do they need 4hrs for this?
>>571590983Evolved rewards players that can't even be bothered to learn a combo when the hotbar is screaming at you to press the consecutive skills, this push to make it impossible to be bad at the game has been slowly killing it since shadowbringers
>>571591009You were fine the last time we talked on the bench I had a great time. I don't mind just talking either too you were nice!
>>571591015LET'S GOOOOO WE'RE BACK TO FIXED ARROWS
>>571591139idk but ima pet you /pet I have no insight sorry
>>571591153Post your character
>>571591139do you want an actual explanation or are you just ragebaiting
>>571584376Early morning moonie
>>571591217Bitch shut the FUCK up
>>571591139"Freaky Arrows" offsets the first arrow in each sequence to account for the game's netcode being complete dogshit. If you try to use fixed role spots with offset arrows, a person may walk over an arrow in either direction, removing the entire point of offsetting them.
>>571591139The reason freaky arrows required confusion tethers on the outside is because the arrow offsets were done to account for confusion players going inward. If the confusion players went outward it would not work as well or even be worse than normal MGR
>>571591114straight from the lodestone itself, what's your next cope >>571591147
>>571591238No way I don't wanna get schizo'd...
>>571590983>punishes parsewhoresWrong and your ass will still parse grays. Not having to rely on retards hitting on your 2min windows is going to be great. 90% of the parse will still be hitting right buttons in right order,just faster now and more dynamic and ofc maximizing uptime is important as ever and they will be making encounters even faster.
>>571591247This moonie I have seen a few times and I appreciate them, I wish to protect them /pet
>>571591153I have the most plain/average looking fem midlander and get approached ingame by gooners all the time, despite having no interest in rp and having an uninviting/borderline toxic search comment.
>>571591260it was fixed? it supports what i was saying? are you mentally disabled?
Nooo I'll be commuting back during next thread I won't have a chance to see my femra get rerolled...You'll tell me if she got pulled right?
>>571591217please understand, square enix is just a small indie company thats how long it takes them to send their intern out to restart the server (they have the best hardware they can afford (a 1994 SGI terminal))
>>571591254>>571591257Thank you for the explanation anons>>571591239I was genuinely clueless. I got to p2 twice and gave up on the fight. (for now)
>>571584808Your pose rocks bro don't let it get to you, simple poses are appreciated without as much shitty reactions.Would you really rather have a billion AWOOGA DO YOU LIKE MALIERA responses to your cool post? You don't.
>>571591306>the arrows are janky because they work on ping>no they don't, i have low ping and they're still janky>the lodestone admits that it's janky because it works on ping like 10 minutes later>uhh actually they're fixed so i didn't say thatnice try but you're done
>>571591272How do you want me to sexpest you then
>>571590983Evolved won't fix incompetence. There's a DRG I know who parces very gray in M9-M12 normal. I promise evolved won't get them to parce green
>>571591153all the ones with the confidence to approach are ebins and you aren't going to attract those with another plane jane character you need to have a top plaphog goonbeast and post her in the lastest rapepost attracting glamour mods that get you at least five (you)s per.it is actually the least you can do if you are asking them to do everything socially
why is xitter so brokenwhy can i see what private accounts i dont even follow rexeeted my friends posts but when i have 2 rexeets on a picture of my ffxiv character i can only see 1 name there
>>571591296That's very kind of you anon, protecting moonies is a noble cause
>>571591015LETS GOOONO MORE STUPID ASS ADJUSTING STRAT (I already learned freaky so this doesn't change much for me)
New thread?
4 hour maint for a singular raid mechanic that appears in a single phase of a fight for a single time that most people won't even experienceBut Blue Mage content this expansion is too muchBut Beastmaster above level 50 is too much
>>571591279lol. Half of your score is just your gear, the other big chunk is how well your team is synchronizing buffs. You can fumble quite a few buttons and still have a very high parse
>>571591403mr parcemontret?
>>571591401Read my mind? Post your character maybe? Idk>>571591405I wouldn't mind getting told how to make my character more appealing for their gooning. It'd be hot even
>>571591398have you never done this mechanicif you did you would know that on low ping it snapshots you early into the arrow which is jankyare you larping? have you never stepped foot into this instance?
>>571591513>>571591513>>571591513
>>571591457to be fair BLU also started at level 50
>>571591486idk who that is
>>571591486are you mr. parsetremont?
>>571591480Yeah bro my samurai parse would’ve been gold if only the astro kept card alignment
>>571591534nta but I hate this excuse because yes, BLU started at level 50...when the cap was level 70, the cap right now is level a fucking 100
>>571591574small indie company pleaso understandu but don't forget to buy the latest mogslop on mogstation
>>571591556You joking but that's often all the difference between high end
>>571591694bait used to be believable
>>571591416because Elon fired all the people that made the shit work
>>571590816Your ruexb?
>>571591574Dawntrail really was the vacation expac (for the devs)
>>571591838What
>>571592882The personality replacement mod
how do we get like a hundred replies to the lodestone anchor, but i've never seen even half of these people (and there'll be plenty more that weren't here to post theirs)...i'm seriously freaking out
