>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed)>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>571539662
>>571628443why did they give frederick such rotund moobs
>>571628443>Try MMV>Eternal 2/3>Go back to regular queue>Eternal 1/3There's just no winning
mmv is 2/3 right now
>>571628708my hydration break is over, get back in the normal queue
>>5716287082/3 in the ememvee yuh yuh yuh
Goddamn that was a rough game for me.
>>571628965I refuse to play vanilla again
>>571629308not talking to you sludge
>>571629046Be silent and get back in containment terr
gg white birds
>3/3 MMV Repeatedly but never popsGuess one of us is the blocked
Can the blocked schuz please vacate the mmv queue
Do I queue mmv or normal? Respond quick or I will play something else.
>>571610730>>571611775i dont mind that but idiots mashing pickup on church crates and scholars breaking shards mid run is vile bullshit
Death Knights be like>"hrmm... you're within melee range? And I've just recovered from a backstab?">KABOOM>"Hah! you fool! I have an instant "fuck you, it's my turn to attack now" move with an instant start up, AoE damage, stun(just long enough fuck with your roll timing), and infinite poise. I'm going to completely ignore all of your attacks now and grab you"And fromdrones clap.>"YES! Miyazaki! What a brilliant expansion to the game! It's just like my storm nights! Because everyone loved those guys! Hooray"
>>571629640Only person I have blocked is trish. People that have me blocked are practice, that Russian guy and probably tinpo and terr
>>571629790mashing pickup on the church crates is optimal though since you don't know what's in them and you can sort your inventory and throw away useless boluses while you runsometimes you can just grab anything blue and ignore the rest but i like getting lucky with shrimp for early game negation
which one of these is in the mmv queue
>>571630086trash said they were queuing mmv
>>571629790What could you possibly want out of church crates? Kukris, pots, grease, some bolus, that's about it.
>>571630086who is 4gasm? I had him blocked too but i forgor who they were so i think i unblocked
>>571630193shards. read nigga read
>>571630283shards are so rare from church crates you shouldn't be thinking about it
>>571630193Oh wait I'm retarded you meant marika churches not cathedrals
>>571629895name?
>>571630359they are definitely not that rare, shut up retard
>>571629895>Russian guyClumsy? He blocked me too for some reason>>571630086>pepe blockedunderrated choice desu
>>571630086I'm a such a turboshitter and I'm still not blocked feels good man
>>571630634>thinking those people did anythingOP is just a schizo
>>571630086Unblock sat and pepe they're good boys
Is there dormants of the new weapon types in modreign? I wanna try dormant LGS
>>571630086good list
>>571630867is pepe 4gasm? whos 4gasm? is anyone going to answer me?
Who would be good with curved greatswords? Wylder? Strength respec Duchess? Dex respec Caker? Also should I make a tank guardian build now?
>>571630867Idon't block people without good reason. if i had pepe blocked it was because he either sperged/griefed a run or started shittalking after. either way i unblocked him i forgot i even had him blocked.
>>571631773CGS don't really have a good niche unfortunately. wyrmblade is probably the worst purple fire L2'er for caligo, 'basters doesn't really do anything special and the l2 is badzamor is pretty fun at least
queueing modreign, what depths did you set it to btw?
>>571632180D5
>Stayed up until 4am running D5>Kept winning all night>Wake up>Q again>Win more
>>571631773Wylder could do well >>571632008Powerstance CGS is strong and fun. But yeah it doesn't have great skillsloppa potential.
anyone want to buy me a gaming pc to play on the passy
How do I deal damage as guardian?I keep rolling these good to god rolls for him but I've never managed to deal good DMG even with a night of dregs build I had (guard counters) and now I rolled this beautyAre there any simple tips/a video I can watch? Maybe I'm doing something wrong idk
>>571630086trish is so cute bros unblock her
>>571632508may as well subscribe to nvidia gforce now cloud gaming service, own nothing and be happy
>>571632561You don't. Guardian is F tier zero DPS and unless you're genuinely UNKILLABLE and ultra skilled with his kit AND have a good Ult Charge and survivability build for him, he's dead weight. Please please please play somebody else.
>>571632561balancerslop with dormant reapers is the wheelchair build that can make anyone do damage, on the bird specifically you would need to learn to ignore your shield entirely and gitgud with his cripple ass dodge and of course you have to take the str dex respec and night invaders, he's useless without those on any build.
>>571632676xhe's so validhttps://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>571632561bricked character unfortuanetly
>>571633271UOH~!!
>>571633379mushjeet...
>>571633271omaigaw
does anyone have that picture of the gigachad holding a mirror and the reflection is some wacky looking latinoid? that's what his voice sounds like to me pretty much
>>571632561>The simple answerBalanceslop>The more in depth answerGuardian's -Vig+Str/Dex shop relic is BIS for damage, around 20%. With that you have better stats than Wylder. Slap on Night Invaders and a third base relic of your choosing.Then slap on +Phys damage for all your deep relics. DO NOT FUCKING USE GUARD COUNTER DAMAGE, it's a trap. You can use the guard counter damage based on HP if you really want to, it has the best return for the investment, but not the generic guard counter line.At least one ult on kill, ideally +1, is mandatory. Guardian can gain ult from kills with his ult, which functionally gives you spammable AoE for killing trash and also lets you get people off the floor easier.
>>571632561>How do I deal damage as guardian?You don't.
forgot how bad smith script shit was
GG EDDK. I wonder if they changed timing on his double quickshot arrow in mod or if I am just tired. I feel like his second shot came out much quicker so I double rolled only to eat shit. Crossbows are so fun now, spread one deals good damage and other one has machine gun ash.
>augur
Charged curved sword build good?
gg heolpi>all my non-torch weapons for NK are blue dex weapons after taking libra's strength reincarnationoops
Lost my masterball rank up game and proceed to 3 bar to horse. Least the repeating crossbow is fun
>>571634331Terr, who are your personal top 5 erg girls?
>>571634331It's better than them being good.
>watch muni video>he immedietally does the noob tactic of ditching his team entirely to run around the map while killing nothing to try and speedrun crystalsI'll never understand this. I get the *idea*. You think you can clear castle 1 day 1 and castle 2 day 2 and you get dollar signs in your eyes. It just does not work out like that most of the time though. crystals take time and there's a shitton of stuff to do outside the castles anyway, it just doesn't make any sense to me
>>571634398shifty...
>>571634398some people here need the everdark practice
>>571632407>Powerstance CGS is strong and funbecame a lot less cool to me when you realize all of their animations are just copied from powerstanced greatswords. except for backstep L1.
>>571634515I only play gen 3 ou
>>571632008>>571632407Shame I don't play Wylder really. I tried to make a build for Duchess and Caker work with it, but it doesn't slot in well with my other relics and needing the respecs for both of them leaves them with less HP than I like. Also all resistances down is so horrible especially if you have sleep or blood loss on which I do for my Caker relics. Maybe it's time for some curved sword slop, I had fun using it last game, but I haven't decided how to best use them. >>571635029I did notice that in the practice room, which I like because power stanced greatswords are my favorite moveset in the game. I just wish I had a dormant for them for Caker that didn't include the faith respec line lol.
>>571634331I love those throwable daggers though, in main hand with an offhand different weapon with a good r1 like another dagger, fun fun fun moveset
2/3 mmv
>>571634398fucking kill yourself
>>571635746you first, tranny
>>571635746>>571635827calm down sisters
>>571636573Who's this girl from? Do you know her name? Have you played her game/watched the anime?No? Yeah, as expected from a porn addict tranny larper like you.
>>571637353Absolutely bodied that retarded tranny faggot, well done.
>>571636573where’d you get that pic of clapcake
>>571637353caring about the name of a porn is like caring about the lore of a ring
gg big fische
cc; mush is better than prajeet right?
>>571638436gg I jobbed to everything that game including a church rat. Is the bow skill Barrage even counted as a skill for skill damage or is it counted as a basic attack with faster attack speed?
>>571638026truke which will proc the virgins
oh cool sens is in mmv>>571638603yeah its a skill, although I've only ever used it for status buildupif I must skillslop with a bow I go with rain of arrows or enchanted shot
>>571638436
>>571638949Inaccurate, terr is a charcoal black dravidian
>>571637927Shut your maggot faggot ass up terrtroon keep your shitty fetish to yourself
I wish I could queue mmv and vanilla at the same time, I dont really care which we play, I'll queue whichever is more active
gg bullied horse as usual
GGS DDK. Cinematic finish.
>>571638949this has to be in the top 10 funniest things ever posted here
>>571639752AI goes hard when you're retarded
>>571639587Play modreign with us please
>>571639727>replying to yourself 20 hours laterman talk about being the raped
>>571639793stop crying terr
>>571638949Omega kek
>raped threadshitter loses and immediately drags it into the next thread to soothe his ego Talk about lame and brown kek
>>571629404Do you look like that
Is coffee good for you?
>>571640975erg cheerleader gf like this
Brits be like oy dats a good shout mate dats a good shout innit
>>571640975us ergies drink delicious chai
>>571640161>>571640813>rape-obsessed indians calling each other brownstrange behavior
Well that got messy, all i wanted to do was swap negations -_-
>>571640975It is. Obviously drinking it with too much milk and sugar too often can be bad, but it's good for you. They say it helps with gut health and prevent colon cancer. I watched a whole video on food health for your gut and probably the biggest offender was sugar in terms of it fucking everything up for you.
i fucking love coffee and when i feel that i am no longer caffeinated i start screaming I AM DROWNING I AM DROWNING until the eunuchs pour me more
I don't get ER's world. Is it a planet like Earth that's just corrupted? Is it a chunk of land in some place magical? Are people real humans or are just we a human that got there? You see food in places, but there's no animals to hunt really. There's no cities/establishments. There are no families, no kids. Do they have relationships and reproduce?
>>571641710The erdbeast said no talky before my coffee and raped marika
>>571641710its like asgard but for lgbt's
1/3
>>571641710>no kidsCan't have the player potentially attack them
>>571642110>>571641878Dam twin I don't get it.>>571641950So uhh we're a normal human bean that got isekai'd into ER?
Saksham status?
>>571642593still on negative izzat after the calligo incident
>>571641346>>571640813point that finger back at yourself retard
>>571641710it's a mythical land of the erdtree where the worshipped human God and her demigod children dwell(You) come from outside of it, after you died, but the humans of the outside sometimes spend lifetimes sailing the sea to find the lands between but never reach itthe people that live there, near the erdtree, receive power directly from it in the form of the grace of gold, the society that built itself around this has fallen and so you farm the grace of gold by killing the inhabitants so that you can level up and become powerful like a godMelina does say births continue despite everything the planet or place where the lands between takes place is extremely ambiguous, the sun isn't really all that bright and the moon is illuminated by something else that is also completely stationarythings fall from the sky a lot though
Does terr think izzat is real?
>>571643165true>>571642563
elden ring is like gta: lord of the rings edition
gg 3bugs triple radahn squad>>571641416i was confused as to what you wanted for a moment because normally it's the guy with the bigger negation offering the littler negation the trade kek
>>571643486go back to farming acid supplies twin
gg warm bugs of course i get the marais from literally the last orb i check, hope you guys didn't mind my stack farmingnever quite sure how far i should push it with that kind of stuff, I probably could have lasted so long in the rain that you two finished the night 2 boss>>571643557i wanted prac's seal since it had howl of shabririm its damage buff is crazy good
>>571643557not a single employed person in this lobby
3bug on 3bug...
>>571643557>>571643672why does practice get to date shifty and cc at the same time?
>>571643908>>571643756I think you should kill yourself
>>571644181According to /erg/ I'm very loved and shouldn't do that
>>571644359KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>571643486ER is like GTA if the only thing you could in GTA is running over pedestrians with your car and nothing else
>>571640975It’s bad. Very few things will fuck up your functionality as a human being as much as caffeine dependency. That said it’s also a natural laxative so if you struggle with that it can be good.
I hate how punishing the dex respec is on caker. She's already too fragile.
gg heyholstor mmv, the scaling on the rev claws cant possibly be correct, this is some how "quality scaling" on a F Str and S dex character.
>>571644894Still not sure if I want to go dorm swords nunderbaker or dorm siliuras wylder for ed dogs. having range for the fight just makes it so much less of a pain
>>571645042>forgot img
>romina with high poiseHow terrifying. She’s actually one of my favourite bosses so its actually nice
gg mmv hoestore, did they change Romina's big anime attacks? Its been a while since I last fought her and I felt like I was getting bombarded like an Iranian terrorist.
>>571645241whats abraded
post some webms of the night 2 bosses
>>571643221duh all indians do >>571644464holy motherfucking truth nuke
revy idol group where?
>>571644393>>571644181plap plap get pregnant plap
>>571645383It makes them not do the super res damage like the base rev claws. And, like most of the invader weapons special passives, gives it "quality" scaling". Looking at the stats, it makes even less sense that they do so much damage on a pure dex character.
>>571645052Honestly dormant great spears Caker has been my new favorite build. It feels really good. I've been running a version with double balancers and +6 affinity and a melee version and a faith respec double balancer +6 affinity version and they all feel great. The power stance attacks are nice and do good damage and stance damage, the running power stance move is great for reviving since you're already running to that person. Even things that aren't weak to holy get hit hard by Silurias. It dropping Vyke's too is nice if you want to use that weapon art. I tend to end up with 1 of each and dual wield them while alternating weapon arts.
>>571645241that's some dogshit AR
>>571644894>Already too fragile>1040 HP>33% negation on hexPress the dodge button
gg namelessfor a joke build this wasn't that bad, dual daggers are fun on anyone but duchess
>>571643165Deep. Why did the society fall? Were the gods evil/corrupt, or was the society just not true to the god or whatever? What's the reason for us to kill and get stronger and to kill the gods? Just because we want to?
aieeeee i forgot it's the world cup in 10 minutes i can't dodge now though
i love suicide>>571647657I should have brought one of my meme builds too, I've got a duchess one with both respecs
>>571647657>>571647918Was it a gg? You have about 8000 hours between the three of you and seem to be the last 3 on a sinking ship
>>571647881marika got trolled and fucked it all up trying to cheat ragnarok
augur?
>>571648561Are we simping for her or is she a retard and it was all her fault?
Got this relic, thoughts? Like it accomplishes a lot but I hate -the res and -dexterity.
>>571648487They’re scared of losing their number to mod things. To be expected of boring people
>>571649176I hate all res down but it could be worth doing some test runs with
>>571632561Guard counters while health maxing based off zorban's stream last night surprisingly enough
>>571648902both kind of i blame the stupid blue bitch
>>571649176Brick curse so no
>>571649176Reduced vigor and resist down is a no go. Hems in what you can safely pick in the round itself.
>>571649513Who? What she do?
>>571632561Hold r2 after blocking. You'll be doing the same damage as a balancerslop or beastrev without spending any fp. There are some relic effects you need like any class but it is really easy to build and play. Sometimes guardian filters people and guard counters is pretty idiot proof.
>>571647881Marika left one too many loose ends on her way to godhood and supremacy, she saw her firstborn be murdered by another of her own children and then she destroyed the central tool of god power, the Elden Ring, whether it was as revenge for something or whether she just wanted to be freed of her eternal duty as God is left a mystery, but then in the ensuing chaos her own children grabbed pieces of this powerful ring, and in their newfound power fucked around too much with trying to each have their own way and thus fucked everything up royally with endless war and unfixable existential issues (deathblight, rot)we kill to gain power at the directive of the faith of the two fingers, who believe that a tarnished is destined to enter the erdtree and become the new Elden Lord who will fix everything, but (You) probably just increase your power to survive or to become more powerful just like the demigods were doing before you entered the picture, some people believe the system that empowers tarnished this way is marika's own plan as a sort of failsafe for when everything else gets locked in the de facto stalemate that we find the lands in
>>571649995>she saw her firstborn be murdered by another of her own childrenMessmer was killed by another demi-god?
>>571649681this smug blueberry used forbidden death power to pwn marikas elden son so she had a melty its like he said here>>571649995
>>571628443ayo.NIGHTIN ON MY REIGN (yuh)'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN (yuh)MADDY OUT THE FRAME (*crowd starts booing*)now break it down real slow (*booing intensifies*)YOU SUCK *throws tomato**floodlights sweep over to Creasy, arms folded*WE'RE BREAKING OUT OF DSG WITH THIS ONE*crowd looks confused**track speeds up*GET THESE CATTY BITCHES OUTTA HERE*crowd erupts into cheers*BLOCKED? Couldn't be MEI roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREEComing at the king? I DONT KNOW12h a day but you still need TINPOGreasy? I am SLICKShut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOTHot? The dogs be cold THOUGHCheck out the floor while you watch terr SOLO[chorus]NOW TERR IT DOWNYUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHTERR IT UP
>>571650402>this smug blueberry used forbidden death power to pwn marikas elden sonMessmer never met Ranni.
>>571650269wtf Messmer is Godwyn? that's what happened to his soul in the afterlife? it all makes sense now
>>571650535Marika's eldest son is a guy named Messmer.
>>571650735>>571650535>>571650510no we don't talk about him because he is cursed fire snake its about Godwyn the Golden
>>571650415@zuk@maddycome back...
>>571650967>its about some random guy Marika's first born deserves his respect.
>>571651153he does but she stuffed him in the basement like gwyndolin for obvious reasons
>>571649995>>571650402Who's the firstborn and why'd he get killed and by who?
gg super hors, forgot to level back to 15 award
>>571651887Messmer, the player kills him because he sentences us to death.
gg quad aids sword, almost wiped to rain award>>571648487i played ISA reaper ironeye and it was fun so yeah it's a gg
gg serious dog I was doing some practice deflecting while locked offas you saw, went very well
>>571652092But bro said he got killed by one of her children, or am I the children?
>>571652296Anon was wrong. Tarnished could be marika's children in a long line though, the game has nepheli and the hoslows related to marika in the end. Literally everyone could be related to her or a silver blood t1000 larping as a merchant or whatever.
>>571652125was laughing my ass off at that baited ult into the fire breath
>>571641710I'm not sure what you mean by corrupted but it's just a regular planet. The game takes place in The Lands Between which is just a central continent surrounded by other continents.>No cities/establishments/animals etcThat's just game limitations, they all exist in lore.
>>571652623I kinda figured that would happen, but wanted to see if I could hit him since dogs special has a pretty wide range
>>571652558So blud is like fuck you roaches you will die, but then we kill blud because we want to live, and Marika's heart shatters from sorrow and shit goes ham?
>>571652880No. Marika doesn't even learn we killed Messmer. When we meet Marika she turns into Radagon and attacks us.
>>571652718Corrupted as in fictionally fucked up and different from the normal wurl. So basically, the other continents are just us in our regular degular wurl, and the Lands Between are like the bermuda triangle or some shit, with the gods and monsters and Sellen, only accessed somehow someway by a select few?
>>571652121Shifty youre supposed to be a qt girl don't play males
>>571653113I just keep getting more and more confused then. Are we the bad guy or are they the bad guy? After we kill them all and we become #1 is it implied that everything is fixed and the lands can be peaceful and everyone can live happily ever after?
Glad I made this one in time>>571648487ya, I almost never have a bg with erg>>571649238I queue both vanilla and mmv, whatevers more active
>>571651068>>571650415>>571641346>>571641169>>571643156relax threadshitter
>>571653205It is the middle landmass of the world like a mythical atlantis. People from all over the world come there, it is the mecca of the world's religion. >>571653391We are the tarnished.
>>571653318Finally a normal post
>>571648864>>571628443Cringe. Do better.
>>571653524Why are we tarnished? Did we sin and get banished or are the gods evil and fucked us over?
>>571654013Tarnished are dead people who Marika raised again to collect the fragments of the Elden Ring to restore it and to crush the old order
>>571653391>After we kill them all and we become #1 is it implied that everything is fixed and the lands can be peaceful and everyone can live happily ever after?Maybe, the happy ending is you becoming elden lord with your underlings being a friendly Nepheli Loux running Stormwind, a friendly Liurnia because you married their princess, and a nice tailor named Boc.>>571654013Tarnished are people that Marika has chosen to be guided by grace and got resurrected.
>>571652296that was godwyn who died to the blueberry chicks assassins. messmer is like that invisible guy in the iconic stalin picture
>>571654304So Marika is the good guy, and she wants us to kill her god children that went evil?>>571654394Was he the good guy or the blueberry had to kill him?
>>571649238I need to preserve my funny number in the silly kids game
>>571654613Marika was a girl from a shaman village. How she turns out is a product of her environment. There is something going on with Marika's 3 sets of twins. In a timeline it is its own weird alchemical process turning the red fury into gold but its fucked up because she's fucked up. >reddening>kaleidoscopic >yellowing>whitening doesn't get to happenIt is the Great Work in reverse.
>>571654613the children were just sort of meant by marika to do what the tarnished are attempting, its the two fingers that greenlit our mission. godwyn was supposed to be the best guy ever but ranni had to use him as a ritual ingredient because she wanted to disobey the fingers
>>571645248Cool art>>571641710> You see food in places, but there's no animals to hunt really. There's no cities/establishments. There are no families, no kids. Do they have relationships and reproduce?These are absent because From is allergic to setting their games in anything other than a post apocalyptic/societal collapse setting and it’s way easier to make
>>571655113Wait so Ranni is a hoe or did she have a valid reason?
started my solo journey as Daphne vs dogs. it was honestly terrible. for some reason i decided to ignore Incants, also her family is useless. probably not so bad if i actually went after Seals instead of weapons. then i did Duchess vs pests, and went full into Sorc. it was stupidly easy. what are generally considered the easymodo characters to continue the solo grind?
>>571655270She is not daphe she is the revenant
>>571655213There are animals to hunt and settlments and all that. No cooking minigame for the chunguses out there to guffaw at but the item descriptions on a ton of craftables say they are foodstuffs. People are so used to the jrpg village that they don't see the blacksmithing culture and numerous mines to support all the gilded cities connected by trade caravans and and protected by beautiful armor sets for soldiers of those cities as civilization.
>>571655254Ranni is mad because her dad left home to become the she-god of the land and left Rennala appropriately heartbroken and mindbroken
>>571653839What does it matter to you, you don't even play this game
>>571655254no she is a malevolent fiend that's why they call her ranni the witch she likes moons and darkness like the underground night people
>>571655573I see all that but I see no people at all. It all looks abandoned and it's full of monsters.>>571655629Wwwttttffff Rennala is Ranni's mom???
>>571655270number one solo player is ironeye
>>571655254Valid to her. She found out that empyreans have to be what Marika is and she was in a small group of empyreans and the other 2 were sort of max retards so she knew she was going to be the next 'winner.' She finds out some stuff in her dark communion with her moon that make her want to be boogie and flip the table.
>>571655776Haven't played in a while but I remember her being sweet and soft spoken and my friend? I could be bullshitting, but all I remember is she drying up or falling alseep or something under a tree in a spoopy area?
>>571656073That doesn't sound too bad or am I tripping? I'm under the impression that simping for Ranni isn't bad.
>>571656083She's nice to you because you are a path to her victory. She can fall in love with you in earnest during the quest if you be a stalker. It is really good messaging for the kids at home.
>>571655895disingenuous posting is deeply unfunny but at least the beloved lurkers can appreciate a little loreposting, I fucking hate having to deal with you I am so glad it is going to be over soon
>>571656260So she's just using us?>>571656304How am I disingenuous posting?
>>571656304got his ass here
>>571656406No she can fall in love with you.
>>571656575So she's based and we're simping.
>>571655693I’m sure that’s a very convenient thing you tell yourself whenever you face criticism
gg hwolswor, switching out lighting spear for lightning strike was not the play.
>>571656690both technically true but she did rape TheWorld. never forget goldwyn the gelded
>>571656406Very convincing anon keep it up
>>571656575she never actually loved you, she used you until she became afraid of your power, it is more appropriate to say that she just couldn't get rid of you, which she tried to do many times right up to when you find the discarded doll body at manus celes actually
>>571656994Can you stop being an asshole?>>571656976So everything is all her fault and we can fall in love together, but we'd be the bad guys? UNLESS, we kill everyone and we start our own new world and make it good? Unless she just dies because this game is there to just make us sad...
Ranni is an evil bitch; no wonder women and weak men love her.
>>571657117>the discarded doll bodyActually, it was a discarded doll body. I remembered incorrectly that she went asleep and turned to stone or something. If I got to the body discarding part what happened? She left me?
>>571657142limpwristed cocksucker fingers-typed post
>>571656884I've fallen for that before, cost me an augur game....
>>571657348Your mom is a hoe and you're fully brown.
literally mfw
>>571656774Play the game first then maybe you can start getting upset over ships (although it's still stupid)
>>571657142yeah it is like when you marry anri in dark souls 3 and become dark man of the pygmy
>>571658171DS3 pissed me off so bad like 3 hours in and I uninstalled and never touched it again. ER is so much better.
>>571658015trish image makes me want to disagree with whatever you post
>>571658015trish image makes me want to agree with whatever you post
Stop stealing the evergaol keys
>>571659534get back in your cage sissy
>>571659534Are you going to grow a massive futa cock and rape all the titcows?
>>571659534>Cool hair>Cool horns>Cute face>Child bodyBleh, absolutely disgusting and ruined. Why is anime always such garbage.
>>571659534nyo
>>571659534I approve this post
Are there any Elden Ring quest girls that aren't suffering?>RanniNot sure about her, but she must be sad>Snake girlUnwanted child. She didn't even know what she was. Literally asks for death.>Blind girlLiterally eating eyes. Straight suffering.>BlaiddYou literally gotta kill him and he's the bro.>Rot girlNo arm. Literally rotting. Suffering.>MelinaIdk bro she has one eye and she just disappeared on me. Why? She must be all sad and alone.>FiaForgot but she just looks depressed and lonely.>SellenI think she's alright? Maybe she's too smart and brilliant and beautiful and perfect to suffer.
>>571657117The 2 states are>do her quest and get the ending >do all her quest and get extra dialogue confirming you are her eternal consort belovedYou can stalk her into loving you.
>>571660063Latenna. All her suffering happens before we meet her and everything after we meet her is what her dreams and goals were. Dying is incidental unironically.
>>571660464Damn I forgot about her. That shit was super sad.
>>571660063Nepheli Loux can become queen of Stormveil if you let her
>>571660063 Leda
>>571660063melina is a bloomer
>>571660709Forgot about her. She's crying in my base. Maybe it's over for her.>>571661026No idea who that is. I googled her but I don't think I've met her.
>>571661126>No idea who that isGirls just want to have fun archetype in a from game.
>>571661084A bloomer?
>>571661283Numen girls that hang out with and possibly date prawns.
>>571660931that's not how clothes work
>>571661126stop posting and go finish the game already dumbass
men that want their girlfriend to be their mommy mentor teacher are so pathetic
>>571661283the antithesis of doomer
Is steam down?
>>571662135Masticationday innit guvnah?
>>571662135chewsday innit
That was a painful run.
>>571661767such a creature is no man at all...
>>571662523what the fuck is going on here?>no flasks>no one has any buffs>LEVEL EIGHT?
>>571662135steam crashing down its own servers to pretend anyone is buying their steam of shit scam machine
>>571662796That is the classic fight a single invader poi all day experience.
>>571662796dunno screenshot was made in 2025, must be when I first started the game
>>571662523>beat D5 Gladius at level 8I kneer.
gg hooliste number 4, what is going on today i cant escape him. also skipping castle fuggin sux lets not do that again
MIQUELLAFAITHFUL IN THE QUEUE!!! MIQUELLAFAITHFUL IN THE QUEUE!!
black flame on this is really bad because it extends well beyond where the hit happens so no post rally flame pool happens the majority of the timealso no castle sad
>>571663210Nah.It's not even installed. I just posting old screenshots because I'm hungry but it's midnight so I'm left starving.
I can never really tell if Elden Stars is even really doing anything but it sure looks neat
>>571662793fuckin fr
>>571663423You should reinstall and play the more map variations mod with us, you can choose your depths level so you dont have to get raped at D5
>>571659534You have to be the fattest brownest ugliest smelling balding unemployed greasy mouth breathing pedophile loser chud to like these kind of images
>>571661634sygau
1/3 mmv
>>571663469I was gonna say check the spell dps spreadsheet but they dont have numbers for elden stars lmaothe chart isn't accurate anyway, it claims pest threads is the best incant for dps/efficiency
>>571630546clumsy is a weird rage quitter so nothing of value was lost from your games.
>>571663660Don't project your flaws and insecurities onto others
>>571663610I dunno, I'm a very slow player, and Nightreign is all about SPEEDING UP. Can't play my usual block and poke in Nightreign, gotta DODGE and SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
>>571631693Yes
>>571663727>shut your girthy ass up
uoh clumsy
>>571663956To be fair in ER, pest threads has ridiculous DPS on larger targets
>>571663660>>571661460>>571659683>>571659604>>571663660that’s fucking nasty and hopefully doubtful
>>571664689I know but the chart is specifically for nightreign
>>571658015Like I said, very convenient threadshitting coping mechanism on your part
>>571663610let's not
>>571664278she goes by zigger now
>>571665210milk please
>>571664278kys m*shpedo
>>571657629can I be in your service?
>>571665326>>571665603>>571664278Obnoxious thread shitter stfu
>normal people seeing an anime girl>*ignores it or just comments the character is hot*>/erg/ sees an anime girl>OMG YES MOMMY PLEASE MILK ME I UNF UNF UNF I WANT TO SEX YOU COME TO NEW DELHI MADAM PLEASE
So are great katanas just curved greatswords that don't feel like shit to use?
>>571666480Yes, they also have better skills attached to them.
>>571628965Don’t EVER post my wife here again
>>571667402ok
>>571666131Hello beautiful baby girl number please discord tag
>>571667192So am I, I’m mmv though
OMG YES MIQUELLA PLEASE LET ME MILK YOU I PLAP PLAP PLAP I WANT TO SPANK YOU COME TO PLOUVARA LITTLE LORD PLEASE
homosexuals are gross and demented
>>571667963@saksham
Miquella's ass... Nyehehehehe...
>doxxing yourself on 4chan to show everyone how much of a gay pedophile you are
OMG YES MIQUELLA PLEASE LET ME MILK YOU I PLAP PLAP PLAP I WANT TO SPANK YOU COME TO anonymous proxy LITTLE LORD PLEASE
>redditor doesn't know what doxxing means
>>571668072>>571668678>>571668426Wait a minute isn't this that weird french guy who posted his ugly flat man ass
>>571666131It's just mushjeet and troonpo
>negro reaction imagebrown zoomer moment
>>571669000this is basically self doxing >>571669016sure is, would be pretty easy to find him if you cross reference that
>>571669369>implying you can find me among 1 143 people>implying I still live thereKeep telling yourself you're some kind of mastermind lol.I literally never lived there, only worked there two months lmao. You're not that slick, jim.
>>571669369bucolic
>>5716694761143 is absolutely nothing don't kid yourself but don't worry I'd never do something as illegal as coming to find and rape you
>>571670005It's an insanely small village. Might be even smaller than Lamballe. I actually lived in there for one year.Might have a relative buried there, I don't know.
>>571670206>1143 is absolutely nothingWhat's your plan? Come over here and inspect 1144 butts until you find one? Good luck lmao.
>>571670376>What's your plan? Come over here and inspect 1144 butts until you find one?
>>571670614Well, while you waste your time, I'll be busy carrying Miquella in my arms and look for places to sit down to put him over my lap and spank him.
is this some ER regularfag talk from 4 years ago that nobody cares about anymore?
should i play nightreign or replay deltarune
>>571671252I never played Deltarune, I'm not even sure what it is, so Nightreign?
>>571670775Shut it fuckface
>>571667805You motherfucking bastard…
>>571669260aryan zoomGOD*
>>571669260>>571670230>>571671319Got him there
>>571671319AI-slop adjacent garbage the 2000s bunny is cuter
>>571671557You ok retard?
eu bros i cant sleep its too hot, so i will q some games
>>571671252>deltatroon
>>571671676grow up
Should I assume this person cheated their relics?
gg red girlies! Shifty GODDESS showing us how it's done, taking up the hard scary job and carrying us. I enjoyed the back to back invis giant brawl at the end. Ballroom blitz...
gg red birds very nice stunlock kill at the end thereglad I split off for a bit to fish for skill re-rolling, made that super easy
>>571672320No one asked
>>571672320>>571672374thanks for the carry erg girlsnice parries
1/3 MMV
>>571672147debuffs are a bit odd but yeah definitely cheated
>>571672320>>571672374nice swords
>>571672320stfu retard
>>571672147If someone has 3/3 lines that are synergistic on all relics they're cheating. It's just not statistically probable to get that.
>>571664858This means nothing this is just a jumble of buzzwords thrown togetherGo and play the game immediately
>>571672837>>571673818no one cares about cheated relics
>>571674097true since no one blocked devil knight
>>571672147devil knight kino
>>571673893Whoa he need some milk
>>571672147Yes they are 100% cheated. No doubt.
>>571623914thes0is?
>>571671691Why wouldn’t I be? What do you think that post means buddy?
@trishsent u an invite
>>571673893It has a very clear meaning actually you’re just a retarded ESL threadshitter
gg hot dogswe fricking melted em
>>571674097I care
>>571676017You have a mental sickness I hope you can get the treatment you need
>>571676032gg under 2 minute hot doggies! I had insane luck that run. Black Knife with Fire Damage Negation 20% and Skill Attack 21%. Face tanking the ground fire attack to get in the final hit...
>>571674097I care, neck yourself chink
i could go for a quality hot dog
>>571676515unzips
>>571676562nyoo
>>571672147imagine caring at this point
>>571677530you don't understand, the game will be marginally easier and it will ruin the heckin wholesome roll dance
>>571677678You have a mental sickness I hope you can get the treatment you need
>>571678068Slave mentality.
>>571677530>>571677678cheater shitter cope
>>571676238Don’t project your subhumanity onto others freak
>>571678150see >>571678135 non-player
like i wouldn't bother but you needn't be bootyblasted about some original recipe relic setup that's not even yours and likely can't make up for someone just being bad at the game. keep virtue signalling doe it cute
>>571676515going to make your dad watch me kill myself on monday
you can also keep crying about it bitch lmao imagine sulking just because his cheating tendencies didn't get validated
>>571662135Every Tuesday around the same time
>>571678836>esl meltykino
does nightreign have an elden ring
Consolation marias award
GG almost wiped to hippo
>cheater still madlooks like i touched a nerve, did this cheater get reported by randos and now he's taking it out on us expecting a wholesome chungus hug box?
GG Adel>Get Marais literally as the second night starts approachingBruh
>immediately resorts to projectionwhitest ergjeet
>>571680087Why did you cheat devil
>>571681537OH NONONONO ZORBJEETS OUR RESPONSE?
>>571681537>Phys Atk Up on all 3 relics along with Rally and a 3rd useful effectYou just posted CEkino.
>>571681657All that seething as Chinese was projection. >>571681814It's the fact that it's perfectly synergized to shield Guardian.
>people not wanting to slave away for thousands of hours to play builds is bad because...>... it just le is okay???
Zorb it up Cake it down
>>571682032It's not even that dude, it's the fact that you can't even focus-grind what you want which means there are things and combos that you will likely never get. But bootlickers will defend it, meanwhile imperfect beastslop or balancerslop will out-perform everything.
>>571681537>>571681657He probably rolled those relics on stream, that said why would you ever equip reduce max hp on near death that is asking for a death spiral.
>>571682268Actually he opened up cheat engine on stream and asked the chat what would look believable
>>571682268>He probably rolled those relics on streamSince when does he roll on stream? Also proof?>why would you ever equip max HP near deathDon't go down, then it's a non-issue. It's also called making it look believable.
>>571682397>>571682479Well I don't know I don't watch him I just know he streams and he's Zorbshit playing bird obviously he would go down.
funny how cheaters would go through hoops and loops to justify cheating truly TheRaped
^ raped bootlicker btw
>>571682680/ourGODS/ Zorban and DevilKnight both cheat so cheating is ergie culture
flip on the telly zorbba is doing a relic unboxing!
hes just a little baby goat
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The REDMANE ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BROTHER?!?! RADAHN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to RA PEATEDLY FUCK MIQUELLA'S tight BUSSY from DUSK to DAWN!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN him for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADAHN STRETCHES out my beloved brother PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, OGHA and JERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST him like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE he IS?!?! JERREN is gonna FILL him with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while OGHA WHISKS his MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is IJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the REDMANES JUST to FUCK my BROTHER?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR CARIAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS THE LANDS BETWEEN!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the TARNISHED?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to BLOOM? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like MILLICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADAHN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BROTHER get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the REDMANE ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BROTHER getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the ELDEN RING as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the BASE OF THE SCADUTREE where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BROTHER getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
>>571678262I'll pray for you
>>571683047i read it in his voice..
>>571682680NOOO I GOTTA CHEAT IN MY RELICS ITS UNFAIR ITS UNFAIR I NEED IT I NEED ITThese people will do anything and everything to justify themselves.
>>571683047tossed garbage/10
>>571683189you tagged the wrong person bud
>>571682179clapcake caking it down on my face unf unf
Should I bother queueing or is this >>571683030all I have to look forward to playing with?
>>571683543you might run into the trish elf duo
>>571683586That's even worse...
>>571683586queueing up right this second
>Mapless Noklateo Caligo D5>Two Grafted Dragons dropped>We find Grafted GS>Dupe it so there's 3>This happens vs NightlordShame the other Grafted Dragon user didn't realize how to use the Grafted GS though didn't even pick it up] because we managed to get a TON of stacks as we fled Nok and in the area just outside of it. Cali barely mananged to attack us like... Thrice?
>>571683696I don't recognize these names
didn't ask druggiecow
>>571683586are they actually duoing now?
oh my fauci. trish x elf was not on my 2026 bingo card.
trish and elfcupcake and shiftycc and sludge pick your erg girl lobby
>>571684057there is not a single girl in there
>>571683793Post your sub 60 second D5 Caligo kill please. Or any sub 60 D5 kills at all. You can't? You don't? You won't? Then shut the fuck up. >>571683783>It's 2025 and I'm posting Nightreign webms>PWtroons make jokes about not recognizing the usernames>It's 2026 and I'm posting Nightreign webs>PWtroons make jokes about not recognizing the usernames
>>571684879Try not to sound so mad
>>571684879You are queueing with randoms lil gup nobody has ever seen either of those names
>>571685007I'm not mad though. I'm smiling and smoking a little sativa right now. You can think I'm mad if it makes you happy but I'm simply not. I'm just rebuking tumorfag behavior like shaming people for posting ontopic OC
>>571684879I have a higher win streak than you ever will and never bounced between D4-D5 as you have. Pipe down druggie, and do your usual clownery so we can laugh.
>>571684057I pick yoe and bweh
>>571685121Of course. So it's more impressive. Because Randos are retards [like the Wylder who didn't know how to stack Grafted GS buffs]>>571685149Winstreaks are fake izzatshit for retards. Post good clips or suck my cock.
>>571685246What does izzat mean?
>>571685246>implying dps clips aren't izzatshit for retarrdssubhuman druggie logic
Kicked for epic servicesThanks michael zaki
>>571685159yoe is our current cutest recluse
Tuesday isn't it
>>571681537looks legit to me
>>571685543They're real. Streaks aren't. Dodging and other tools exist to make sure they're successful. You can also just edit the values directly with CE.
sorry adel, I don’t know what the hell happen but I dc and can’t connect back to steam
>>571685661Thankfully, we have result history webms and people snitching on queue dodgers on the pw, which puts a nail in your cope coffin.
CHEWSDAY INNIT
>>571685994>we have result history webms and people snitching on queue dodgers on the pw, which puts a nail in your cope coffin.All of that can be editted or spoofed for effect. People can also use the streakpadding strats in rando or solo q and then come here acting like they have a 500 streak. Streaks are dogshit that isn't interesting, proveable or even that impressive [at least when you're in a PWQ so you're gatekeeping aggressively and filtered for a much much much higher skill level meta.
>anything that hurts my ego and makes me feel inept as a player isn't realI can see why he copes with drugs
>>571686249It doesn't hurt my ego. I don't value streaks because I have superior values to yours. I value cool clips where you do big deeps or play skillfully.
>>571686334>big deepsIrrelevant izzatshit for brown people.
>>571686396lmao ok bud.
>>571685661>Dodging and other tools exist to make sure they're successfuli don't dodge, i don't duo queue, i don't abuse glitches, i don't seed check, i don't use haloslop or beastclaw and i still have 5x your winstreak at least - name any other "tool" and i probably haven't done itthe claim that nobody can have a legit streak is childish and just shows you only want to devalue it because you can't have one
>>571685298bump >>571686396What does it mean?
>>571686396Correct, hence why our resident exepaki farms for crit clips after griefing the whole run. >>571686334>I get lucky, some runs just ignore the fact I bounce between D4/D5 and that long streaks are objectively a stronger measure of skill and consistency.Also, we've seen you dodge spam like a shitter, you have no feats nor are you respected as a player, lolcow.
>>571686206you can't edit in fake games with other people on the password, it's peer reviewed in that sense so you can't cheat itpadding strats don't work if someone posts webms of their 500 winstreak log
>>571683586S tier lobby
>>571682479I roll for relics for the first 10 minutes of every stream
>>571686786Skorvan?
>>571686496>i don't dodge, i don't duo queue, i don't abuse glitches, i don't seed check, i don't use haloslop or beastclaw and i still have 5x your winstreak at leastYou can't prove that. So I don't care. Get it? We clear? Your WORDS means nothing. Post a fuckin' cool clip or shut up. >OH NO BUT MY COVEN OF GAY RETARD TROONS WILL HYPER ANALYZE IT AND ROAST ME NOOOOO!!!Pussy. >>571686646>DON'T SPAM DODGE ON THE CHARACTER WHO'S GOOD AT ITlmfao please keep whining about that forever, it makes you look like such a fag. >>571686671>you can't edit in fake games with other people on the passwordYes you can. CE lets you edit any value that pertains to text displayed on a screen. You could edit whatever you want.
>>571686808Yoooo same
heavenly lobby bestowed upon by the 7 qonwing dynasty mandates
>this is druggie anon's idea of good, skillful gameplay>>571686835here's your "cool clip" but other people have posted their entire 100 logs with each match in full view 1 by 1, you can't edit that, it's literal proof of 100 games won back to back
>>571686671>you can't edit in fake games with other people on the passwordwell you can actually but its a massive pain in the ass to do it properly>>571686835I doubt the kind of person who wants to get a fake streak is disciplined enough to figure out how to do it with CE
>>571687006Nice! Solid halosloppa. >you can't edit that, it's literal proof of 100 games won back to backBut you can. It would be insanely tedious but you could spend a couple hours in CE editting those values to display the text you need. I bet you could even find ways to make different icons display.
>It's the daily druggie-tard meltieSnore
>>571687057>I doubt the kind of person who wants to get a fake streak is disciplined enough to figure out how to do it with CEI don't care. The whole idea of caring about streaks is cringe especially for PWshitters who gatekeep all the randoniggers who suck ass.
>>571686835>>571687006Nice of druggie-shitter to give us a good laugh, imagine thinking sub 60 second D5 NL kills are a big deal in the big 2026+6
>>571686813skorvan hates trish so no, that's probably elf
>>571687006yooooo did you see that L2?
>>571687321They're more interesting than>I have 3000 gold stars bros!!!!And if you can't accept that: You're a fucking retard.
>>571687424Whats your streak chuddy...
druggie anon the type of guy to see a chinese beast slopper with bestial, phys 4 and FP reduction on every line with 0 bad curses and say you can't prove it's cheated
>>571687568I haven't posted stats screens to win debates before and I'm not starting now. The fact is streaks are faggotry that can't even be trusted. Post cool clips or fuck off.
>>571687424Interesting? For viewing purposes in the thread, sure. Higher value or proof of skill? Not even close. Any skillslop Duchess random shitter can do what you do.
>>571687628No one cares what your relics say as long as you're not running something not possible to obtain without cheating, like 3x Phys +4 on one relic.
>>571687628drugtina would never
>>571687736>Higher value or proof of skill?Because it's falsifiable and actually might only indicate you get carried by your playgroup often, no. And nobody should care how skilled you are. You retards only do the nonstop dick measuring because you're too insecure and lazy to cut and post clips. Like go and make a Nightreign leaderboard website. Go post about how many gold stars you have there. It's fucking boring faggotry and is deeply izzatcoded because of how easy it is to fake or distort.
You only are allowed to have opinions if your streak is 50 and over.
>>571687919see >>571686249
>>571687790>cheating is ok>>571687919>nobody should care about being skilled at the game
>>571687939uh oh druggie-tard excluded.
>>571687965Again: My ego can only be harmed by people whom I respect or value. >>571688032>TimmyCarrotCock has 3000 gold stars wow!That's not interesting. Post some TimmyCarrotCock gameplay.
>>571687919>nobody should care how skilled you areyour local fentzombie is speaking, listen and learn
>>571687357lore?
take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand
>>571688289
>>571687707just tell me please or sully your hamingja forever...
Need an erg boy to sleep on
>>571689291hi
>>571683047Faggot slop post>>571685298@Saksham/terr
I am ongbal
>>571689135He is too raped and low-skilled to post anything worthwhile without being last at, don't get your hopes up.
>>571689291Post boobs
for my next trick, I will fail D1 solo
>>571683189Pray that you’re no longer a waste of air
>>571691927who's that?
>>571688767another mangina gaped to its limit by turishu bantz...
>>571692018me
>>571692268>turishuis this some japanese persona of trish?
ac6 news real o fake
>>571692348nice boobies ma'am
why does it smell like shit suddenly? oh trashpo is here
>>571683047She said this
>>571692456cope
heaven, please sing for me a song of life
>>571692381That's the yt handle of the latinx moid
q
fc
>>571691825O Lord Jesus Christ, I beseech You, free this man from the darkness within his mind. Cleanse away the foul thoughts and grant him hope, clarity, and strength forevermore. For You are the Lord, He who died to bear our burdens. Restore his peace, O Merciful Savior, surround him with Your tender comfort and guide him to the path of salvation. Amen.
>>571691825O Lord Donald Trump, I beseech You, free this man from the darkness within his mind. Cleanse away the foul thoughts and grant him hope, clarity, and strength forevermore. For You are the Donald, He who won to bear our burdens. Restore his peace, O Merciful Savior, surround him with Your tender comfort and guide him to the path of salvation. Amen.
>>571694171I love Ranni. I want to serve her
I drank most of a fifth tonight
I'm queueing :3
>>571694738name?
turishubal
>>571694968trish
>>571694971ashurbanipal
>>571694515
is trish even considered good at the game, lol? what is this obsession
>>571695275my wife
>>5716953144chan is anonymous so the outsider that hates this place mindset is to fill it with namefaggotry.
2/3
>>571695314you will understand after watching bbk.webm and 6barhorse.webm
porn addicts are gross, please seek God
>>571695932big black kino dot webm?
why is nobody in queue :(
>>571695998
>>571696150But I am in the queue? 1/3...
>>571695998Truth nuke. This will anger the chronic masturbators here. (70% of erg)
gawdlike trish
good night /erg/
tfw no mahiro gf
>>571692018Kino. Don’t worry about it.>>571696030Back in containment retard.
>>571696560don't larp as her, do better.
>>571694625have you tried weed
>>571696560Is that her period blood
brahmin in mmv q
birds in the cut getting cut up
gg big birds. I was a little worried when you weren't running. But I guess we were so juiced up that it didn't matter.
>>571694361Lovely third person perspective prayer recited by The Raped very touching
gg red birdos, sorry I had to leave that rellana but I had 150% night tide damage, I woulda melted in there>>571697382I had no choice, worm did the final jump right on top of me and started to bloom, pretty sure you can't outrun it from that distance so trying to burst it down was my best option
>>571697451receive ministry
>>571695314Yeah she's good. But she's not even active here any more. Schizos gonna schizo.
>>571687006It should be illegal to slop down heolster or dogs
>>571697485I didn't mean during the worm phase. The regular bird phase. Extremist didn't run very far, so the birds accumulated quickly. I suppose it was inevitable that they would, because we only had 1 less likely on. Still, I'm just so accustomed to the running strategy, that stopping to fight is an adjustment.Also, I'm sorry I didn't show up to the horse girl fight. As I was running there, I encounter a red version of those homing arrow bugs, and he nearly killed me.
>>571697695They're both dishonest fights, so it's fair.>One dog prepares to breathe fire on you>Another dog prepares to lunge at you>Forced to dodge the fire.>The lunging attack is timed perfectly to hit you immediately after your dodge.Yeah, fuck em.
mmv is 2/3, get on
I keep sipping the bubble flask in the spirit shelter and forgetting to save it for the worm
>>571697792Ah that, honestly that should've been way cleaner but my lock-on kept switching to the birds way off in the distance so my casts were all over the place>As I was running there, I encounter a red version of those homing arrow bugs, and he nearly killed meIt happens, we were cutting it close anyway, probably would've had it if it were any boss except the magic resistant one
>>571697824>follow this reply chain up>It goes all the way up to the OP>It's been nonstop bickering for over 12 hours.Jesus...
>>571697451really sad use of a moldy stale shitpost, please retire your whole bit and reflect about your mistakes for months
>>571697908Fuck you
>the floor is lava
>>571697908>both areheolster is one of the most honest fights alongside dreg and horsefor the 3 dogs phase you need to learn how their AI works to bait attacks in order to stagger their attack approach, calling it unfair is like saying it's unfair you got hit by a train when you're standing on train tracks
@creasmeisterhop on mmv
>>571698641who's queuing?
>>571698505its heolstor...dumbba
>>571698641Miku Miku Vance?I don't know what you're talking about. If that's the name of the mod you guys are playing, then nah. I don't like setting up mods.
>>571698851you dont set up anything, you just press install then play it
>>571698505If you have to manipulate AI to make a boss not put you in an impossible situation, then it's a dishonest fight. It's more like you stood clear of the track, but then the train derailed and hit you anyway. And then apologists go "erm, you should know better than to stand that close to the track, because it could derail at any time"Heolstor is dishonest because of his animations outright lie to the player. See : >>571600224
>>571699060You should know better.
you done a totes unwholesome sloppa on my chungerino doggos
just d4 but it was nice
>>571697451Jesus loves you, once you realize this the hatred in your heart will dissipate
>>571698926ok. But I still don't like installing mods.Besides. I barely tolerate Nightreign in its current form. Learning those bosses in the mod would be intolerable. I would just get more angry.I never played Sekiro, so I would have to learn them from zero. I never played Bloodborne either. I played Dark Souls 3 like 1 and a half times, and hated it. I hate most of the bosses in Elden Ring, and only enjoy the game because of the exploratory aspects are nice. But then the DLC ruined that by making everything even bigger and emptier, while the bosses are more cheap. I never finished the DLC because I hated it.I only played 1 of the Dark Souls 2 DLCs.(the poison themed one) The game is just too damn long. By the time I got to the point where I could unlock the DLC, I was already sick of the game.So the idea that some dork shoved in all of these overtuned bosses I never fought before, or outright hate, into Nightreign, does not sound appealing to me.
>>571697510>>571697824>>571698129>>571699338>quadruple raped reply You’re done. Pack it up.
>>571699372>hasn't played sekiro or BB>hates most of the gamesthere's something genuinely wrong with your brain I would love to dissect it and see what goes in there
>>571699372Understandable. Just avoid it in that case then there’s pretty much nothing there for you.
hey other mmv guy, wanna switch to two player password and get a rando from the general q
>>571699537Well you see, I started with Demon's Souls. A slow, plodding game, with mostlyhonest design. The game could be overcome by smartly building your character, taking things slow, observing your surroundings, and being resourceful. Enemy encounters were situational. You just had to be aware of the situation you were in act accordingly. Most of the bosses had a gimmick of some kind, that when you learned, made them a lot easier.Dark Souls 1 and 2, for the most part, did a good job at carrying the torch. They didn't retain everything I enjoyed about Demon's Souls. But they more or less captured the essence.All the other games? They don't have the magic.
>>571699508done admonishing your bruised tranny buttocks pspsps
no way fag
>>571699682nyo
>>571699906>>571699682I'm guessing you got a match?
no i quit
>demons souls >mostly honest design??????
>>571686889This is a strange bit you're trying when I open them all on stream, the recordings are right there you know
>>571700201It is a shitpost.
>>571699906>nyo
KKKreasy on the beat
>>571699882So low effort. Representative of your existence.
>>571697824why are turdies so habitually deceitful and dishonest like this
>>571698926inshallah
gg smol flightless birb
>>571700413>projection phasei welcome your surrender
le birb xD
>>571699372tbf they are properly tuned at low depths/base game. Obviously fighting the 1shot version of them is gonna blow. Most people should be sticking around D3 on erg mmv
jee it
We should catalogue every irl source reference in the game.
>>571699372You sound like a bitch, jesus
>>571700667i'm too lazy
>>571699372>essays>slow>afraid of technology>hates everything>tiktok addictionthis just strengthens the creasy boomer theory
>>571700775he needs to take a chill pill and spread the love fr fr
im gonna eat shit and miss most of my lightning spears just letting you know ahead of time
>>571700775I know you are, but what am I?>>571700823You hate tiktok because you still fear Chinese propaganda like some kind of conservative boomer. You don't even know why you hate it. But you'll say something like "erm, reddit?".
>>571700509>no youYou welcome your continued rape
MMV 1/3
>>571701006you are looping sis..
>>5717012502/3
>>571701317It’s the harsh truth sorry you don’t like it
The mod has made me realize there is definitely something wrong with nightreign. Like I can find multiple red phantoms in a game of the mod while I find one that isn’t a starting death maybe once every 30 games in vanilla.>>571700980NTA but shortform content is awful and you can literally feel something melting away from you
TRIIIIIIISHTINX...you don't have to put on the red light!
>>571700667that would be nice
any 1 q'd?
gg normal horseI thought I heard the balancer effect going on that nameless king fight which I why I didn't go for the res there srry
queued mmv
>>571701828I am in q
>>571701629>NTA but shortform content is awful and you can literally feel something melting away from youPseudo spiritual nonsense.>"I'm loosing something deep in side of meh!"Video games, especially Nightreign, is a type of short form content. Think about it.You're tasked to kill about 15-20 major enemies over the course of a 30-40 minute game. That's about an encounter every 2 minutes. However, between those encounters, you are presented with loot boxes that offer you a random selection of things. So you're essentially playing rapid games of chance in between rapid boss encounters. The game is absolutely frying your dopamine receptors. Why do you think I of all people play the game, despite hating modern Fromsoft's design philosophy? It's because I'm essentially addicted to it. Not because it's some healthy, fulfilling experience.Now you guys are talking about taking this highly addictive, dopamine rush of a game, and modding it to make it more potent. Think about that.
>>571702297just roll it bro my goodness...
I want to bully Miquella.
>>571702346Why are you allergic to text, anon?
>>571702425why are you allergic to rolling it blud
>>571702425why are you allergic to gyoubu masataka oniwa in the wideogame
>>571702459Rolling with what? I don't understand. I'm just supposed to say "yeah, bro. Whatever you say. You got it"
stop watching kidols on side and your decision making will be sped by 10x
>>571702346>>571702459Oh wait, you said "roll it". I read it as "roll with it".>>571702573They don't even start the show until... right about now. Around 2:30AM.
>>571702573>spedthat's funny because only speds watch kidols lmao
I have no idea what the last 15 or so posts are supposed to mean
>>571702764Queue MMV
trying out mmv d1 1/3
>>571702380Huh what do you mean
gg nameless king
>>571702664>>571702573btw, I don't watch k idols. I follow a Vietnamese dance group. The K in K Idols stands for Korean.
Gg NK acting like a spastic
Are any of the dormants particularly buffed in MMV? Like curved greatswords or something?
>>571702980also gg rot woods removing the lake mines. i think 2 or even all 3 of us could have used a stone
>>571702951I mean marry him and take him as Queen of the Lands Between, and then have all the maids take turns spanking him while I deal with royalty duties.
>>571702986Fists due to Dryleaf stuffRapier to bleed rapier with strong aow.
>>571703108You mean queen of lordran?
>>571702951gg skorvan
>>571703023Coulda gone for the pumpkin while we were up north on day one, definitely had time, but yeah losing that mine always sucks
>>571703128if anything fists would be nerfed due to all the new garbage cluttering the pool.
>>571703152No. I'd assimilate his dumb tree too.
>>571703108mohg...
>>571703128Dryleaf is a nerf compared to iron balls / star fist, though? It's just more kino.
>>571703232you mean his dragon?
>>571702881ayo smeargle is my friend
Didn’t mean to pick vigleteye with isa but the game ate my input
exposed noob^
bodied that freak
what
>>571704091Borealis moment
>>571703240He beat the allegations
>>571704091>he keeps his super aids frostbite even as a normal field bossModders just cant do anything right huh
>>571700980it gives you adhd. its an awful thing to burn free time on
>>571704091wait does he still have the dormant power legendary chance drop? dragon and astel give you actually a chance to drop a favored legendary no
>>571704091>try to ult cancel caligos aoe ice breath>cancel the animation but the breath still spawns and i get caught in it after my ult
>>571704091shitter status: destroyed
>>571704403he didnt drop a guaranteed one atleast
>>571704307see >>571702297
pls q
gg adel ok that was fun
>>571705130what was fun about it
GG Adel. I was hoping to get some kino physical weapon but all I kept getting was elemental garbage. I was also hoping for atleast once stance break lmao.
>>571704091raped weakling lobby
>>571704962not reading all that go take your nap grandpa
>>571705178funny weapons and bosses
>>571705328Ironic that the people most concerned about their attention span, can't be bothered to read a few sentences.
iconic
>>571705702I know I am
>>571705184I really hope cc unblocks trish soon
>>571706050fax doe!!
>>571706050>>571706072What does cc has to do with my post? They are not even in the ss.
>>571706050>>571706072mooooot
>>571706192you focking nazi
wont let me back in
cc more like zz...
>>571706192Just thought I'd share>>571706072
>>571706284nein
>>571706543regular or mvv?
>>571706582regular
>>571706635yikes, no thanks
>>571706764
>>571706764fuck u sludge
play the mod ergies
i'll join after some meetings
aieee black blade sama
dogshit
garbage wylder
Are you guys okay?
dogshit zdps revetranny*
names?
revtroon hold that L
>>571707732Oh sweaty...
>>571707732devil carried this anyway
>>571707732>xe doesn't have hitbox awarenessAy ay ay.
no more mmv runs?
>>571707818We wiped to maliketh
>>571707732I swear there was so sheganings going on with red dancing dogshit on the roof, sucked it that grab attack and the wind/dust breath bouncing off the walls or something. >>571707818Not really, got titled by the red dancing lion being jank on the rooftop. >>571707881Wrong.
Welp, a lot went wrong, but at least the day 2 and 3 fights went smoothly.Extremist disappeared at the start of the expedition.Then I try to alt+tab while taking the bird, which lets go of the bird. So I waste a bunch of time getting to the invader camp in the upper left corner of the map.Then a duelist kills me, because I suppose he has perfect tracking on his attacks. I literally ran to his back, and he performed a 180. But because I ran instead of pressing the magic iframe button, I get hit. Positioning matters in this game, until the enemy randomly decides that it doesn't.Then Godrick 3 bars me. Every time I'm close enough to attack, he stirs up a whirl wind, damaging me. So I have to adapt by just assuming a whirlwind can come out at any time. OK, so after her performs a move, I wait for a whirlwind, but then he begins another attack, so I wait again, then wait for a whirl wind, but then he performs another attack, so I wait for the whirlwind again. Essentially, I'm standing back doing nothing, because he can chain his actions indefinitely, if I tried to get in between, he can conjure a whirlwind in an instant.So basically, I just get tired of waiting, dare an attack, and get hit by a whirlwind. Reminding me why I hate this game.
>>571708420i would love to read essays made by practice after certain runs
>mmv doesn't have bayle incantshuh?
>>571708617Too ESL to do that thoughbeit
mmv should sell unlimited deflecting hard crystal tears at every merchant on every seed
>>571708420>Then a duelist kills me, because I suppose he has perfect tracking on his attacksHe doesn't, though it can be quite high, especially on the kick.
>>571708858It's high enough to turn to his back in an instant. It looked similar to this video: >>571707732I ran sort of counter clockwise around his body. And he tracked me perfect. It was a 1-2 attack. The 1 missing, but the 2 tracking.
>>571708617I don’t have the habit of doing that, i would just get over it and play the next game.
that was my fuck up, sorry. first time playing ironeye in a while
>>571709253its okay nt
So much for balancer buff lmao. Got hit by the sky explosion from off screen so couldn't dodge the libra. Also game really didn't want me to have any good negations.
nt adel
>>571709083respectable
>>571709253>fucking up as Ironshart
>>571709083cute
>>571709383I'm used to playing him with a bow, and I've exclusively done qylder for a while now so it was unfamiliar to me playing without the grapple.
du bist gut genug
eisenauge mein neger
>>571709552>>571709631niemcy...
>>571703718i don't see any familiar name on his friendlist
gonna mod skyrim
>trish posting has significantly dropped since the youtube channel dropped
>>571710379>youtube channelqrd?
>>571710379she abandoned me bro i am going to slit my wrists it is what it is
>>571710540Xer youtube channel got discovered and xe threw a melty after xer voice got exposed.
>>571710379Big win for the ergoyims
>>571711012True.https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>571710379good riddance
>>571711035THIS IS A MAN’S VOICE!
gg on hot goat, good thing you guys got good weapons since I didn't.
>>571711286>wyldsissy has his virgin sense
gg big horse
>>571710379I haven't even seen him for a few days now. I haven't seen quite a few regulars now for a few days
the ergies are no more
>>571711481Queue is kind of split between mmv and non mmv.
>>571711035ewwwww so brown and m*le
>>571711624everyone cool is on mmv so its not a big issue
>mmv run with randons D3 (presumedly dragged down)>No Night Invaders >Route is Normal run tear (prioritizing flasks)>both 3bar to EDogs These are tourist niggas right
>>571712589Ya
>>571712589>normal run tear>tear
>trish samefagging pretending anyone cares that a 3/3->2/3 is gone
saar
feels like nobody actually does multiplayer on elden ring anymore. cant get invades or coops anywhere at rl125, 200, or 250
vou ficar na fila e precisarei ser reanimado com frequência
gg. Nice save. Dunno what happened. things were going well until suddenly they weren't.
>>571713065tranny circlejerk mod?
>>571712748tier*
>>571713138actual game. there was always a decline in mp after slc dropped, but it was still somewhat active. nowadays it's barren, even on weekends.
>>571713115gg got only like 4 seals drop the entire run and none had holy spell. would be very embarrassing if we lost that.
Is there a way to blacklist all the traffic form Chinese IPS? They are subhumans. I don't want to wait until 20:00 UTC +2 to play the game.
gg on ED libra, sorry for dropping the ball. I really wanted to kill the great bow wylder.
>>571713115I started charging a spell because the dog on me was leaving then it made a u-turn since red dot went down
mmv 1/3
vanilla 2/3
>>571713853ok ill boot it up
>>571713265>>571713518btw. saw a new cheap move. Margit targets Revenant's family with his "there is no escape" attack. Thinking it's ok for me to attack, I begin to, but then he slashes at me. The target was a lie. I'm the real target.
thats 2 south americans in the vanilla queue
>>571713990I'm searching too so I guess I'm blocked
>>571713990>2 south americansmush and who?
power went out rejoining
>>571714018deserved>>571714034trashtina
>mushjeet and trashtinano thanks
why does the power of south americans keep going out at random times
Will I lose points if I quit in the "revealing part" just before the start of the expedition?I'm just tired of chinese subhumans. Cheating and being a retard goes hand in hand.
>>571715269then dont play with randoms fucking retard
>>571715269you only lose points if the loading screen has appeared
>>571715428Cool, thanks for the advice. I'll wait 25 minutes to play one game.>>571715460Understood
Found this, 9000 iq move from the bird (didn't even have the faith respec apparently)
snoy humiliation ritual
>29
>>571713425Simply check teammates steam in character select then alt f4 if theyre chinese>>571715269No
>>571714726I'm in NA, and I don't know. Also got a network error that kicked me too.gg regardless boys, if that was an ED we'd have been fucked thou
gg 2bugI thought we were gonna go for the polar bear in that ice swamp and we got split up
>>571714726cartel probably doing it
>>571716014Based bird doing its thing.
>>571716261>check teammates steam in character selectYou can do that? I've done this in other games by mistake. Is it accessible in the steam overlay menu?Im guessing I'll have to look for something like "Recently Played With".Thanks again, this will make a huge difference anon.
>>571664015>immediately feels called out As expected
what's mmv?
>>571716824more map variation, check OP
>>571716824Troon mod.
>>571716824https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/578?tab=description
queue?
>>571717021cis or trans mod?
>>571717114fine with either
>>571716965What makes it troon?
>>571717173Troons made it, troons advertise it, troons use it.
>>571717173Troons.
How do I know whether to call something troon or jeet? What's the main difference?
>>571717357Are you getting groomed on a discord?
1/3regular
>>571717357Everyone with an anime profile picture is a troon until proven to be jeet.
>>571717525What if neither?
reminder that mmv is the true way to play nrvanilla is for ''people'' who are too low iq to install mmv
>>571717573You'll know if you are trooned or indian my guy.
>>571717619mmv is for troons. Those guys love to modify their reality so they don't have to face it.
>>571716824massive masculine vagina
>mmv is for troons. Those guys love to modify their reality so they don't have to face it.
even tho erg troons are based they are good at the game and help erg boys cum in private
>>571717436i'm also 1/3 for regular
>>571717818happy pride month erg troons
>>571717816It doesn't have to be for brown troons but yeah they'll love it. Same cope based denial system going on with them as the troonerati.
>>571717846>>571717436names?
guise I think we were too hard on trashhow is trish
>>571718046havent seen him or tinpo for days
>>571717573You are disgrace to the human race if you have chinese cartoon female for a profile picture.Imagine being a man who wants to represent himself with a children looking cartoon.
Gonna grab some food then I'll queue, both mmv and regular
>obsessively thread shitting about trannies all dayDon't you have something better to do
>>571717619MMV seems to be all EuropeansRegular seems to be Australia and Soith AmericaI’m happy if we keep this segregation going
>>571717619does it just dupe the main NR save and keep it seperate?
>>571718127>giving birth to a jeet in rhe toilet and shitting on tranniesliving the dream
>>571718246Yes.
For me, its sprinting and stopping an inch from the enemy and spamming attack, then sprinting to the next one and doing the same. The enemy AI will catch up eventually.
guardian's negation from wind is only 12%? i thought it was 18% at least...
It is starting.
you forgot to attach the random /v/ screenshot dosjeet
>>571719920Is dosjeet in the thread with us right now?
>>571720003He can't be in the thread and revolving around anon's skull at the same time, come on now.
good you replied to yourself, now post a random /v/ screenshot and your humiliation loop will be completed for today
move>>571720359>>571720359
>>571720003Nice try eric we know its you
>>571720003Stop triggering him.
>>571720003went to next one
>>571653476>>571635746
>>571706050the weird thing about that is that i never even played with cc, i don't know why he has beef with me, one day he just started insulting me. I think he didn't like i would avatarfag
>>571710379im bored of NR i already accomplished my goals, only my schizo fans cared about that
