Previous: >>571579893>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571638848Ines Cutejin
>>571638848Love her freckles
>>571638848>>571638956SEX WITH BIG TIDDY TOMBOYS
getting pegged by anus futajin
>>571638828You want women to become men. Fuck off back to >>>/r/esetera
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have sex with your trainee
>>571638848
Tachyon LOVE
White spark rng sucksGood enough for me though>inb4 how did you manage to only get S in MANTZERO rainbow summer into a single rainbow summer in year 3 with accompanying horrendous shop rng
Is end xog a pipedream for a 2-3 career/day player
>>571638848sex with this part time warrior
>>571639123>he waifus the coal burner
Based Fujinthread
>>571639249me next?
>>571639123
>>571639216It's a parent issue honestly, if you have high affinity parents that can reliably give MedS, yeah.
>>571639095nta but as a meathead myself it was pretty disappointing to see the self-professed "working out is my life" character, mejiro ryan, look like a twig. women can be muscular without looking like men and the entire uma cast is so twiglike there's a ton of room for them to work with.that being said it does raise the autistic uma-canon question of, does uma muscle mass have any relation to their strength anyway? considering nishino flower can have 1200 power and still look like she weighs 45 lbs i'm inclined to think it's not actually related. they just increase their anime girl wishing energy or something.
Ines Fujin needs a baby in her womb (mine)
>>571639370
\https://jiggie.fun/tADmJG/\https://jiggie.fun/tADmJG/
>>571638848I like her runaway friends
>>571639438[-]
>>571639438>wonders why people are attention whores>replies to his own post in the next thread so that everyone sees ittell us your name anon, we'll remember you too.
>>571638848do I roll wei or vfujin
>>571639095>insecure sissies who are afraid of a bit of muscle are in this very threadSAD!>>571639394You get it. I'd imagine that game stats (i.e. 1200 power) isnt actually related to what game story tells you. Though seeing uma models change as you make them stronger would be kino.Still, at the end of the day, i'll like umas even if theyre twigs
>>571639597Umama
>>571639394Yeah unfortunately it seems somewhat likely that they canonically don't develop bigger muscles at all, ever.
Ayabe love
Sirs, this is a chink gacha character cosplaying as Ines Fujin. Please bake another thread
>>571639597The only people upset about their names being posted are the one's invested in making this place as insufferable as it always is. I never see my name posted here ever
>>571639850
I will never know what it's like to grind my meat on Mejiro Ryan's abs. This world is hell.
>>571639394>women can be muscular without looking like men and the entire uma cast is so twiglike there's a ton of room for them to work with.Go back to playing your western games.>>571639740>>571639762Buff women don't sell.
remember to drink water
>>571639850immediate mating press
>>571639382Well you need to blow 3 GPs on end sparks (how copable is B?) so I don't think you're getting above 35% chance per career for med S
canon Spe
>>571639990Ive drank nothing but a protein shake and a entire pot of black coffee today.
>spetard
>>571639997n-nonny??
>>571639982Please return to /r/kotakuinaction and refrain from posting here any further
the moment she felt my sperm hitting her ovum
>>571639978>t.n10
>according to /uma/ this looks like a man
hey retards, the previous thread is LINKED WRONG
>>571640310whatever
>>571639982honest question: have you ever actually seen what a muscular fitness thot looks like? they aren't hulked out trannylikes. they just have huge asses and thighs generally. its actually extremely hard for women to get big arms and shoulders unless they're taking roids, i know women who powerlift and they can still barely do 5 pullups. this has nothing to do with some mindkilled culture war gayness i just want to see an uma with a fat ass and MAYBE discernable muscles on her arms if 1/2 of her career events specifically talk about working out.
>>571640201New chudspace found, cheers. Going to have a laugh reading the top posts
>>571640201Dilate, trannylover
>>571638848Sex
>>571640302No Umama is a man pretending to be grass
>>571640407>they just have huge asses and thighs generallyYou can just have an uma with disgusting cellulites instead.
this is a man according to anon from 4chan
>>571640420>newerrrrr nonny? your shameful pre-2015 phase that you've excised from your posting history where you were pro gamergate and spent hours reading this subreddit...?
>>571640302>according to /uma/Not to most of us. It's just that perennial hardcore clump of grumpy culture warriors who are training hard to become marginalized angry elderly people, as if they are afraid they somehow won't be good enough at it once they finally do become old
I want to make biko into a woman
>>571640902me first?
Chevachi love
I want to rape a Kitaposter
>>571640840No I was never that retarded. But also going through these posts it's mostly just stuff I've seen before and not particularly entertaining at all, so I will close the tab again
so if you're training a mile/medium uma do you just grit your teeth and run 6+ races at the end of the year and then take her to the hospital during the arima kinen?
>>571640948ywnbaw
>>571640871https://x.com/Keycccat/status/2069459494720221486
>>571641040daddy calls me a good girl albeit
>>571640282No, all his girls look like they're just male mob characters from Fist of the North Star. Yaki Apple makes more appealing girls.
>>571640871SHICHI SEXXOOOO
>>571641081
>>571641107damn i cant argue with daddy. please accept my concession.
Autist duo
Throne GOOD
>>571641229Hey that's my brown wife you're talking about
>>571641134Ugly as fuck.
>>571641226thank you no worries
>>571641026hmmm i got After Repeated Races twice in a row. im not sure losing 60 stats is worth it bwos...
>>571640157Don't say that.
>>571641337
>gold family segment during the seventh event >nothing for Mejirois Mejiro family unpopular or what, how come you never see McQueen's VA in those events
>>571641497hmph...
Can throne be used in GL alongside LH? Throne+Team Sirius is viable in mant
>>571641457youre supposed to just mainly run the 3 G1s
Queen Umama runs /uma/
>>571639528i will now fuck a freckled kid
>>571641525>defending this
>>571641641This is well known
>>571641589mybe they will get something when they put a new Mejiro into the game lol
>>571641331Yeah!
>>571641786Cute!
>Team Sirius>No Sirius Symboli
>>571641525my fuku would never bully trainer
Digitan LOVE
>>571641593no. you dont have time to finish its recreation events and get all your notes.
>>571641081>scroll down>250 shishiolmao dumbass
>>571641942yea cuz team sirius actually wants to win their races LMAO
>>571641026>>571641457>so if you're training a mile/medium uma do you just grit your teeth and run 6+ races at the end of the yearYou can, the minus stats aren't as bad as you think. The coins, skill points, stat gains, and extra items in the shop more then offset the stat loss on average. Pal cards can help fix the mood after
>>571641942>wanting the jobber
>>571641664reverse mating press
>>571642141thats just the amazon position
>>571641593You want to be friendship training asap in GL and just cant justify bringing another pal card that takes longer than a normal support card to be online. It's all about those tokens
>>571642141>tachyonfag>>>/r/eddit
Does anyone else still have their starter 3Star uma voucher?I had originally planned to wait until I got spooked by all but one of the voucher umas, but I'm tempted to just use it now since the only umas I'm missing are Suzie and Teio.
>>571641134Umapyoi with onee-chan
>>571642306>hoarding henry
>>571642306Cant you just grind Suzuka with daillies?
>>571642384>Umapyoi >with onee-chansex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571641593double pals has always been a gaslight. GL focuses on training nonstop to buy songs that increase your training even more (speciality, friendship bonus, TE) so you barely have time to sleep or go on dates with Light Hello
>>571642454Nah Riko+Tazuna during Aoharu was pretty legit.
I'm 3/3 on aces now. Finally!!!
>>571642454>so you barely have time to go on dates with Light HelloThat's a good thing btw
>>571642664host room
>>571642696But Umama is here
>>571641593Why would you want to? I assume you'd lose out on too many training clicks and tokens trying to fit in all the recreations.One pal is nice because you're running speed wit deck. So you can use the recreations the few times you do need to rest or on dead turns, and that one pal is always going to be Light Hello in GL
>>571642440I say this
>>571641664basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>571642752>scared
Good night friends!!!
>>571642938>wants to get raped
Rice would do this
I feel the need for to raceeeQuickies timeSprinters Stakes:538023231924494040813340Takarazuka Kinen:5936572026825374I hope I got that right...
orenji
>senior yasuda kinen>3rd>you don't have enough power trainer!>900pow
>raping umasbased>getting raped by umasalso based
>>571643115just post these in the discord at this point gwo
>>571643115Umama already in all of them
>>571642426I don't really consider myself a hoarder, I just know what I'm doing. Unless your Oshi was one of the starter umas, there was no reason to use it right at the start.>>571642428Yeah, but then she wont be at level 4. Its a massive waste of star pieces. If I pay 150 star pieces for anyone, it will be Teio, not Suzie.
Remember K*ite and *beron? Good times.
>>571643537who?
>>571643091Rice isn't that big
Tokai Teio is cute
Umama and Sweepyguy sitting in a tree...
>still 1 day until CMcan cygays accelerate faster
>>571644319thanks
Im so hard, I need a Fuku or two to release my desire into
>use parent with king halo as grandparent>no med S in 5 runs>change parent without halo>med S immediately King of bad genes
only post uma's that make my dick hard
>>571644387>>571644387BIG
>>571643918she is now
>>571644319everyone is saying this
>>571643115Results Someone join the last Sprinters Stakes one...>>571643420>>571643426I can not stop him you just have to be faster (either that or host lobbies like I do)
>>571644319No one says this
>>571644387
I would fuck Tokai Teio
>>571644728my cutie needs shake it out and corner recovery badly
>>571644728If you are actually bothered by it just politely ask certain users not to join. But usually it's people that never join rooms that complain the most.
I wish that one annoying guy that posts here a lot wasn't in my club
Teio smells
>>571644728>raped
>>571639254there are no coal burner umas in general, stop this
>>571644319I like the guilty look on her face when she realizes she was the one who left the garbage outand then she gives me Nimble Navigator. Teio is such a cutie pie
>>571644892rat them out
>>571644847>But usually it's people that never join rooms that complain the most.Too trueAhHe makes good Uma so he's welcome in my rooms desuA worthy opponent by any means
>next CM is guts extravaganzaI don't have even have SR Ayabe, only the freebies... should I kms?
>>571644728where is your palmer, that kitasan black as solofront is asking to be raped...
>>571644960
>>571645037his name starts with a V and ends with a V. I won't say anything more
>>571645158That's the one!
>>571645071>Shitter wedding trio k vwo
>>571645225
>>571644414only one Fuku out there, sadly..
>>571645329post aces gwo
>>571645175I can't believe Voracious Perv is a shit stirrer...
dont fug the squeeky orange
>>571645119waiting for throne mostlyshe randomly died in a race some time ago when she hit everything so I malded and threw her out on the streetsI also get raped in full front lobbies
I thought Dober was supposed to hate men? What changed after her release?
>all that yearning>for a mid af uma
>>571645593people actually read her story
>>571645525
>>571644728A Front actually won?????AhCannot decide whether larping Pace Front Akebono with Unrestrained + SfV or regular Pace Akebono would be better...>Late Groove in second SurprisingWasn't able to catch up but nonetheless Is anyone here rolling for Bamboo Memory next month?Might have some potential...I like her but I am in poverty so sadly she will go unchased....
>>571645525https://youtu.be/ZA0zEUPCda8
>>571645719I didn't roll for her, elaborate for me
>>571645593her trainer, (you), happened. you changed her life anon, and now she can't live with any man other than you
>>571644760>>571644387Too buff
>>571645851No
>>571645743>unrestrained + sfvgwo????
so umama joins every single room right. cant you just ban his aces?
This is me
>>571645892she has a humiliation fetish
>>571645892why would I want to ban a cutie like umama from my rooms?
>>571644910>t.shichi
>>571645892You do it, host rooms and ban his aces or directly ask him to not join.Oh wait you're just a schizo that never plays the game.
>>571645943Me in the back with the girl
>>571645593Globabs learned she never hated men
>>571646075Thats a man
>>571646028Post plats
>>571645851It's not anything super special or in.depth. She just feels uncomfortable around men and after spending time with (You) and winning races she starts gaining more confidence and then grows out of her shell. She's still shy towards the end, but a lot more comfortable, expecially around (You), since she very obviously developed a crush.
>>571646160No...
Rickey!
>>571646275On the plus side, you look like a dumb horse and are forgiven.
>>571639216Yeah End is for grinders, Pace is the jobbers choice for a reason. Can literally run the same one 3+ times
>>571645743unrestrained momentdon't think ssr suzuka is worth running but still
>>571646170
>>571646028NTA but I used to join rooms here but I stopped after all the doxxing and just racing against the same people over and over again. If I wanted to race the same people I'd just do a club match or something.
>>571646101CAN WE GO ONE THREADONE SINGLE THREADA WHOLE SIX HOURSWITHOUT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT OR REFERRING TO RAPE???
rape
>>571646459>virtue signaling
>>571646545no
>>571646545*rapes you*
oh rickey you're so fineyou're so fine you blow my mind
>>571646545No.
>>571646101this is what umama looks like when he keeps joining rooms
>>571646596I don't think you know what that means
buttered bread
>>571646620Cutie.
>>571646671Id butter their bread
>>571646671me on the left
>>571646671cute greys
Stego cute.
>>571646545the raped
>>571646428MACHAN THE NAMES!!!!!ASDHSAGHIDASGIIEDHJHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *skin sears off*
I want Fuji Kiseki to take over my life. When at Tracen, when at my dorms, I've come to expect that Fuji will appear, either for her training for races or my training to sate her. This is the new norm. But I figured that my life outside of Tracen would be mine. How wrong I was. How stupid I was to tell Fuji that I would be visiting my parents, that I would leave her a schedule to follow for her training. Lo and behold, Fuji Kiseki gets to my parents before I did. Spun a tale about how there was a problem that I volunteered to fix, and that is why I sent her ahead. My parents are pleased. Happy their child has found such a nice, beautiful woman to call his own. Fuji answers all the questions. Makes up all the dates. Stretches the details. All the while her hand settles on my lap, hidden by the table. Nails digging into my thigh. Palm against the damn bulge I cannot control. She even addresses my mother as "mom." Mom is so happy. I'm fighting for my life, trying to not let my parents know about Fuji's gropes and strokes under the table. Fuji's Guts goes up by +20.
>>571646828>still stealing my shirts
>>571646545
>>571646768maruchan is indeed very cute.
None of you are cute fuckable twinks or non obese women
Post fans
>>571647018wrong
>>571646869Did you not read the fine print? All your property is also your trainee's.
>>571646459what I do is that I play against the room autists here and see how my umas do then do some public lobbies and see how they do in normal conditions and then plan from therepublic lobbies have become so shit nowadays coming here is the only way to get something good, /vm/a also has some good anons and if you are insane like me with a changing sleep schedule you can catch the rare anons who queue at comfy hours with the shiny super rare OP umas
>>571646768many are saying this
Wait, there's a downhill section shortly before the final spurt on 2200m Hanshin and it doesnt stop being downhill until like 300m left?
>>571647018I'm not obese, I'm just ugly.
>>571646545It isn't rape if the trainer cums.
Here's your cm47 opponent
>>571647070I don't have a problem with this but she keeps making holes to fit her tail
Nobody fucking cares if you get "doxxed"Nobody cares about your username being unhiddenYou're not that importantYou don't matter that muchYou're not living that secret of a lifeGet over yourself, nobody cares about you nearly as much as you think they do.
>>571647018True. But can we at least be friends?
>>57164713967677
>>571647067Proof?
>>571647139>powercreep the uma>powercreep the uma 2>and special chudSpe I kneel
>>571646545noi love femdomi love getting raped by womenas long as i am in these threads, at least 1 time you'll hear about it.
>>571647252
>>571647139I am pretty sure I went up against this guy actually. Or at least someone with the exact same set of Umas.
>>571647073I mostly go to /v/ma or just random public ones now. I just didn't want to say that because people here go insane when you mention /v/ma is doing something better than this general
>>571647018yeah. you are, though. i don't know which it is but you're one of them.
YOU RETARD, YOUR DAD IS LOADING HIS MANDATED DAD M870 SHOTGUNWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>571647191doxx somebody from your club right now if it isn't a big deal
>>571647073but public lobbies have the actual uma pros?
>>571647345Go back, but actually
>>571647486lol nogood players use their tryhard discords for rooms
>>571647482
>>571647482RiceShowerFucker42069
there will be no doxxing
>>571647486Not him but public lobbies have actually become awful during MANT. I see a lot of S+ or low SS umas with meh skills in there. The tryhards are in Discords
>>571647538if you know who the good players are you'd see their public lobbies
>>571647606Tinghauser...
I dont blame anyone for preferring public rooms or ones posted in other threads, but I do wish more different anons joined the rooms here. Maybe things will get better in GL, who knows....
>>571647447Making her claim. Yippee-ki-yay
>>571647549>no xoguri>no summaruJP servers are pure soul
>>571647745I mean people have constantly stated the solution to make rooms better here yet it goes ignored
>>571647482this but also revealing yourself
>>571647745It was always a mostly small group of people regularly joining rooms so probably not
>>571647447what father wouldn't want to see his daughter happy?
>>571647661>S+ to SS is bad nowUhoh...
>reach japanese oaks>140 stamina>out of resets
/uma/ would lose to the VFcord tryhards
>>571647745i'm just not so confident about my horses and i don't want them to be crushed after i gave them so much careAlso when you do CM rooms most of the time i don't have any ace ready yet, and if i had them, making them lose so hard would make everything harder for me because it may mean i'm not really ready for it.
>>571647447I'll fuck his daughter and wife in front of him and if it's necessary the dad too
>>571647987It is bad for tryhards that want to go for a clean plat but that's normal if you're a casual f2p player.
>>571647327Hey I know this cosplayerhttps://x.com/kuuritac
>>571647834>he doesn't know
>>571647842If you're referring to excluding one anon from joining then I dont think that would really help, but I'm also just not personally bothered by it.>>571647902True, but maybe in GL more people will be invested in CMs again, especially if we get early evo skills that'll level the playing field so it's not all hogslop.>>571648093It can be demoralizing, I can see that yeah. The room joiners here are def not f2p (nothing wrong with that) but it does mean that there's an uneven playing field.
>>571647987S+ are always shit and low SS is mostly shit too. High SS is good.It used to be hard to get a win in lobbies without really strong umas, right now if you can't win any public lobbies you're going in Group B
is this real?like, REAL real?
>>571647834Instead it's just Almond Eye as far as the eye can see. I don't think I hit a single lobbly last night that didn't have at least one. This was pretty much what the average lobby looked like.
>>571648338S1 was a different time
>>571648093Just join Sweepyanon's room. You're guaranteed to beat xer at least
I make and join public rooms. Usually 5 at a time. It's better than posting rooms here because it actually simulates the diversity that I'm looking for from a finals race. Here in /uma/ I can just post a room right now, save the aces of the same two people who join every time, then pit my umas against those aces in a practice match however many times I want and get the same result as posting a code here, but more efficiently.
>>571648152Cute
>>571648152tachyon would never say thatstop making her such generic wife
>>571648448Nein
>>571648367spe is so cute
>>571648338No, the real Special Week's ass is fatter
>>571648297Excluding? No. Limiting their appearance? Yes
>>571648448tachy is my smart girl failure wife
>>571648448She wouldIn her story ending, she is clearly trying her best to better with the whole emotional intimacy thing, and she would also struggle with the flirting aspect of physical intimacy as seen here, but would definitely still tryThus, blunt and forward innuendo
Should i run Pace XOg with Red Shift or Past and BeyondI was planning on giving XOg my star Dober parent but apparently the two best pace XOgs on Hakuraku used Red Shift
Somebody is cheating on us and joining /vm/a rooms...
>>571648551this is more character accurate
>>571648843xogger needs both redshift and MPB
>>571648880midget girls are the best
>>571648398Xer????????I'm a guy!!!& I am NO pushover!!!!!!!!!
>>571648903The two strongest pace XOgs also packed Barcarole which was also my original plan along with a Dober parent
>>571648338Yes. Spe-chan has always had a nice, round posterior.
sorry I got a strokecan I train my wife in MANT for next cm with only Mile B?
>>571648889shut up
>>571648367Just because you blocked out the names doesn't make your screenshot any less stolen
Need Tachy umanko
>>571649136you canwill it be fun? no
>>571649136Maybe, her unique is pretty good and you're gonna overtake people pretty easily to get it to proc. I wouldn't do it if you aren't willing to burn a bunch of clocks though
>>571645364shit I want to see triplet or twin umas.
>>571649061Was not sure so I used a neutral pronoun
>>571648852not much else to do when the lobbies here always have the same 3 faggots
>>571649562Thread so dead only 3 guys play the game
NTR with NTR
Soon brothers
>>571649670Would NTR NTR
>>571649659No they're just attention whores who stalk lobbies. You would think they'd stop too because they also keep seeing the same people but they don't.
I'm hungry. Can you guys make some food?
>>571649746None of the umas wouldNot even NTR
>>571645701Tsubaki chan is weird when she is posting on her alt.
>>571649820I don't start cooking for another hour.
>>571649820No my microwave broke
>>571649659No one who plays the game has anything but the most basic aces yetThrone waiting room CM
Thoughts?
>>571643487>Its a massive waste of star piecesThe true knowers never obtain umas from star pieces. Because you'll probably get spooked by them the next time you uma roll. You're making the right call, never use 3* uma selectors or redeem them via star pieces. Wait for spooks.
orfever whengentledona when
>>571649562Just make the rooms yourself Desu I would step aside & not join rooms if I was requested to do soIt doesn't have to be this way
>>571650082I am not waiting 5 months until I roll on an uma banner again
>>571650035I fail to grasp the throne concept, the only ones who can benefit from gold medium corners are (((frontfags)))
>>571650075
>>571649659>>571649562Which 3...?
>>571650207I'm really tired of people saying this. That doesn't solve the problem this general has that literally no other place has. I've honestly never exeprienced this in any other general so I just don't come here anymore
same one meltydoesn't it get boring
>>571650292Sex with Fine Motion PLEASE
>>571648136For a moment I thought it was a fucked up leg
>>571650075I want to french kiss Akikawa until she can't form words.
>>571650343V, Mr. V., and Vsauce.
>>571650423No one says this.
>>571650303Akikawa's career would be just endless sex, because she didn't race much.
>>571650457She cant form words if you're kissing her
>>571650384please please PLEASE go away that would be great ty
>>571650384What is the problem? That people enjoy playing the game & making ACEs?
>>571650457>>571650303>>571650559She's quite the charmer
>>571650462HEYVSAUCEMICHAEL HEREDID YOU KNOW THAT CURREN IS A WHORE?....or is she?
I don't join rooms because I don't build aces because I don't care about CMsauto-select is all I use
>>571650292midrace helps every role, id say frontfags need the sp from throne more than gold corners
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A WOMAN
post NTRor ELSE!!!!!
Still waiting for Throne.
nyo
>>571650637t. 3/4 of /uma/
>>571650820>he doesn't recognize the even coloring of silicone boobs>he doesn't realize there's so much photoshop and color bleeding to hide the edges of said silicone torso>he doesn't recognize the wide chest build that screams MALEoh my young padawan, you have much to learn
>>571651251you mean /vm/ and their flatliners
>>571650637based chaos enjoyerhave you ever won a plat like that
>>571651294I looked at it for 2 seconds and then [-]
You ever think about how its someone's job on the dev team to perfectly recreate the stands of each racetrack including foreign ones like Santa Anita? Sometimes I think about the 3D building assets you see in the background of some racetracks too
I [-]
>>571651364That's a very good method too, I did the same but after 30 seconds looking at the pic before I started writing my judgement.>>>>>>>>>>>>>3DPD
>>571651345no
>>571651425if you ever modded a game using japanese assets you will realize how much they copypaste stuff, but it looks nice
always
>>571650384Just make rooms bro. I never have trouble filling them and if you need a, umama or whoever to not join your rooms multiple times just ask politely that the new people get a chance.
How important head-on for pacers for sprint CM?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571651851anything helps
>>571651851very, it's a wincon skill
>>571651851Skill spam gamble CM
>>571651313Somewhat trueSkimming /vm/ and their rooms aren't even fastNOBODY EVEN PLAYS THIS GAMEBut everyone likes to complainUnless you put effort into making aces that aren't just the same VBourbon & XOguri you've used 4 times over you can SOD OFF
>>571643487>she wont be at level 4so she won't have ~25 extra stats? So? I don't follow you reasoning
>>571652080pregananat
>>571652080Teaching Urara why her belly has started growing lately despite her strict diet.....
Finally, freedom!
>>571652835I'm German and hate mant
finally... 3 medium S aces. reminder to come post here and thank me for the free win if you see me in your lobbies.
>>571652994>not 1200 wit with that staminahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk
>>571652920You don't really mean that
>>571652994Suzuka is going to misfire festive
>>571652835did you know katsuragi ace is forklift certificated? she's so cool I want her to impregnate me
>>571653110i know... its the best i could get but i dont expect much
More like start of a new shift
>>571653225Same
>>571653115Ich meine das ganz ernst...
>>571653225Ace sister...
Is it true GL produces terrible parents or is a parent run maxing white sparks viable there? I just don't want to do MANT anymore, I'm already burned out.
>>571652964>>571653507I'm gonna gosling so fucking hardHoly shit FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>571653667You should do generic parents for GL now so you don't have to do them later.
>>571653667its true because you never want to race and those 35+ races you do in mant massively boost affinity.
>>571646191It didn't hurt that she's smoking hot in the ojou-sama way that really drives me crazy
>>571653667who cares neigher I still do mine in ura, will pivot to gl once that's out
>>571653204wait SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO BUY THAT FOURTH HEALAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571652835I'm also German, and I hate mant so much that I let my extremely expensive GPU play for me instead.
>cm soon>don't have a single medium s uma>deltarune tomorrowI'm cooked
>>571652389torena's genes lost...
>>571653773It's true, she's one of my fav Mejiros
https://youtu.be/b5ecyN4TmLITiara races can't be that serious bro
>>571651784i dont join that much
I used to be a big Ace fan back when I played JP but ever since global released I've became way more fond of Kita, maybe because they have similar design's, just that Kita's is way better
>>571653667You can still do MANT and just race the G1s because you don't really care about stats, you just need to bring 1100 the stat you want to inherit
Hags?
Bourbon... Hide your powerlevel...
>>571654289Stop posting this
>>571654382
So is the scenario after GL godly for parents? Autopilot + easy 1100 statlines?
>>571654564
>>571653667>Is it true GL produces terrible parentsno, people bring up muh affinity but umas like Maru o Taiki never stop being awful parents even after it gets reworked so it doesn't matter as much as some think it does
>>571654669Maru is a good parent if you run the races in MANT
Palmer rape
>>571654618pretty sure the ura buff comes with the affinity rework, so you do ura for the ura spark
>>571654603
>>571654826sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571654826
>>571654789Maru, Taiki, Nishino Flower, Kingu, and some others I'm forgetting never stop having low affinity with 95% of the cast bwo
>>571654669Maru parents never gave me double circle before MANT, bro. Stop smoking.
>>571654309Because Kitasan is a fun character
>>571655052DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE DIA WIFE DIWA WIFE
>>571655097Suzuka has pretty terrible affinity with everyone except Bourbon and SpeFat, no good affinity with any good parents like Sky, Oguri (also has shit affinity with everyone), Rudolf, Opera O, etc.
*coughs blood* I-I'm sure we can make it... N-san and D-san...
I said I wouldn't...but...I'm having a bad day so I want to make myself happy...by thinking of sweaty smelly cute stinky Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3Imagine how stinky they are after a race! <3 Imagine how flustered the Umas get when they pull off their shoes and get smacked in the face with a powerful, sharp "game-y" (think strong and 'fuzzy' like goat milk, blue cheese, venison, etc), stinky smell that's jam-packed with pheromones and all sorts of penis-erecting, testosterone-raising girl essence! Imagine her looking around nervously to make sure nobody else is around to notice how smell she is!Now imagine how flustered she'd be if you walked in and started teasing her about her stinky smelly girlfeets! NOTHING makes a girl more flustered than being teased having stinky cheesy vinegary girlfeets! Girls are always self-conscious about the appearance of their cute girlfeets, and they are well aware that men have girlfeet fetishes, so when you add playful, vaguely-sexual teasing about how smelly they are it drives them INSANE! No, seriously!Imagine promising a red-faced, stuttering, erect-nipple'd, stiff-clit'd McQueen that you won't tell anyone how rancid her stinky smelly girlfeets are...but ONLY if she lets you smell them! Imagine grabbing her ankles and gently pressing her soft, warm, moist vinegary girlsoles against your face as her cheeks blush even more red by the second! Imagine describing to her how her feet smell like pickle juice and cheddar cheese and all she can do is eek out a weak 'sh-shut up...!' as her face lights up like a Christmas tree! Imagine knowing her most private, intimate, stinky secret and giving her a knowing smirk every time you pass her; and she can do NOTHING about it... or else you will tell the world that the beautiful, elegant Mejiro McQueen has stinky smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip ranch dressing pickle juice rancid sour Doritos corn chips reeking rank dank smelly stinky GIRLFEETS! <3 <3 <3 <3
>>571641592hahaha umama trying to erp and gets rejected, based
>>571655097You can make it up by having races gwo
MY $MCQ
>>571654603>>571654826>>571655052Please sign these papers, as a joke hahaha... please
>>571655509cute ring
>>571655305I'm not reading all that
>>571655701me and him
I just woke up from a coma. We still like MANT and XOG (as in summit) right?
>>571655052
>>571655305I can't say I share your fantasy, but thank you for sharing
>>571655303B+ is calling zwo join us
>>571655721Why did you cheat on him
>-50 minutes>1* power 2* paceYeah from now on I'm only doing parent farming when they release rerolls or something, fuck this shit
>>571655929>50 minute parent run
>>571655889I make too many fans for that kinda gay behavior
>>571655303I am on it bro
>>571655929rerolls should come with GL>>571656138one of the A+ clubs will surely be recruiting next month
Should I pop my ankle + phone or run a G2 with rival? I think the latter because I might cap speed anyway but I don't want to fuck this up. I have Med S and all skills needed no fast learner tho
>>571656303you should pop my cherry
Who is the Cristiano Ronaldo of Umamusume?
>>571656220If the thread does fall too hard, all the top earner plan to leave in protest, killing the club. On one side sad, as it's one of the D1 clubs, on another it deserves it a bit.>>571656143>Spe-ChudBwo...
>>571656303bwo what is that wit
>>571656303You're already pretty close to speed cap anyways once you account for the finale stats, so I would race and focus on wit afterward.
>>571656392I rotate between various uma that can do 1-mil fan Triple Crown runs
>>571650409same one constantly shitting up the thread with erping and 3dpd spamdoesn't it get boring
>>571656303you will reach speed cap with 2 wit clicks (assuming you actually brought wit cards)
>seaturd woke up
>>571656538Fair, but still chuddish.
I can't post Top Road, Kitasan, or Grass reaction images anymore
>>571656130Yeah, I suck. Got a problem with that, trainer?>>571656220Please be true please please please please please please please please please please please
>>571650082>never use 3* uma selectorsWell, once I'm down to only having 1 uma left on the selector ticket then there is no reason not to use it. You still get the 60 star pieces.However I think I'm gonna do it now anyway. Suzie is a meta uma that I like, and Teio is a shit uma that I don't like. A part of me still doesnt like the idea of buying Teio for 150 star pieces, but its not like I'm ever gonna enter her in a CM anyway.I just need Teio to show up in 4 more daily sales, and then I can buy her, because I sure as hell aint gonna waste a daily legend race on her that I could be spending on getting Taiki to 5stars.>>571652026>~25Well first off, its 50. An average of +10 to each stat. Along with a tiny, but still of slight value, boost to her ult.Even if it was only 25 stats, IDK why you wouldn't care about it, why would you ever leave money on the table like that? The only reason to pass is if you are an open league shitter.
>>571656721you can still post fine reaction images tho!
Whatever QoL you think we’re getting for GL, know and accept that we are getting less
>>571656721You should ignore the dramatards. You also shouldnt post NTR reaction images though. Not because of her connection to some retard, but because she's ugly and I simply dont like looking at her.
>>571656736If you follow a set race schedule for parent runs, you mindlessly finish it so quick since you never skip races regardless of training
>>571656824NTA but I stopped posting mine
