Previous: >>571638848>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event:>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Good thing I refreshed before baking
>>571668892Tocute Teio
>>571669054sex boy
sex
Gold City is a pure aryan beauty
>>571669306oyakodon sex
Tachyon LOVE
Is this enough for the week, I cant find WITGOD disciples anymore
>>571668892Tokai Teio!
https://jiggie.fun/5euOVMhttps://jiggie.fun/5euOVMhttps://jiggie.fun/5euOVMhttps://jiggie.fun/5euOVMhttps://jiggie.fun/5euOVM
>>571669336You're a big guy
CM15 aces status?
>>571669348>Stallion that canonically ran in Juvenile FilliesHuh?
>>571669781I have about 2.5 low-quality aces READY. Handcrafted with care and love they are
Digitan LOVE
GIVE ME TRIPLE 7 YOU SCHIZO BITCH
>>571669306sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571669949he was just too beautiful
>>571669987digitan is hot as fuck and I am SICK and TIRED of people not realising it.
>>571670191
>>571670049Teen mom coded
do you guys think Matikanefukukitaru and the Pope would get along?
>>571668483What the hell is this...
>>571670698
>>571669854Thank you Palmer, I can't understand a word she's saying
>>571670884Those are unc slangs...
>>571669854none of this was incomprehensible enoughsend it back to the translator for increased rizzing
>>571670974silence, tranny
>camping taiki's if losing, win skill>0.35 5s>oguri's if losing, win skill>0.45 5s>both activate at 200m>taiki would never ever win this duelmotherf-
Retired umas are very sexy...
>>571671121I want to squeeze it
>>571671121I'll touch it anyway
>tfw no clingy finemo gf
>>571671121Imagine Spe post-retirement...
>>571671121>cut to kitasan extremely ripped post retirement
>>571671312Oh im imagining
>>571671312>>571671121>ringSEX SEX SEX
Post your Air Shakurs
Niigita is such a weird raceIm turf E why does this work and its impossible to win as front
>>571671312>>571671121Grabbing love handles during vigorous sex
>>571671121Post pregnancy fuku...
>>571671551as a front you're giving everyone else time to overtake you whereas as a pace you're the one overtaking, it's dumb, but that's how that race works junior yearremember golshi front was a suggestion people did when starting to finish a career, and it worked
>>571671276
>>571671081Are you sure anon? Read it again, I thibk camping taikis is actually better
>>571669553I'm hungary now
7 and this thread is butter, 4 and Shiraoki-sama strikes me down, anything else and it's margarine
>>571671373>>571671312Post pregnancy spe...
>>571671312Wedding rings are oddly erotic
>>571671081doesn't she have some dumb current speed buff
>>571672035Marusexy
give short hair umas long hairgive long hair umas short hair
>>571671081Of course this is justified anonShe's OGURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Cap of the Heisei Big ThreeShe gets whatever she wantsIt's okay her unique is completely & utterly overtuned She's OGURI CAP
Specute
>>571671478that's a man isnt it....
JPN1 today
>>571672220I wish her unique wasnt awful. Or I wish OYL workedGrass seems like such an insanely good uma on paper, but...
>>571672035>>571672271for the current speed bonus Taiki needs to be sniffing the uma aheadI don't know how reliable that's it so I assume the worst case scenario where bot Oguri and Taiki activate at the same time
>>571672390Oguri Cap (as in peak) sits upon her throne
>>571672358
>>571672220
>>571672871>>571672220
>>571672437I don’t know much about dirt horses, but at least I recognize Wilson Tesoro and Mama Cocha, so I guess I’ll go with one of those
>>571669579Last retention broke slightly above 810k so lol no. It's not really about searching for witgods, you have to be searching for gutgods who bloated their ranking into SS+ and UGs, I got 180k alone on my long team because a guy with Laisu as the ace had his whole team with 1100+ guts but less than 800 wit.That said, if you're still struggling, Throne is out this week to borrow for a good and consistent medium gold and get your speed and wit up like crazy.
>>571672220>>571672871>>571672958wooof woof
>>571672969The other most notable horse is Shamal, He won this race last year and broke the time record for it
I want Fuji Kiseki to trick me. An Umamusume I never met before rushes up to me. I'm a trainer. I'm an adult. I need to come with her and help. Someone is hurt at the dorms. The dorms are off-limits, but if someone is hurt... of course I respond. Of course I rush in. Rush in to find no injured Umamusume. But I do feel a hand over my mouth, my arm pulled behind my back. I hear Fuji, laughing. Reminding me that the dorms are off-limits, even to trainers. She needs to remind me about the rules. She pulls me into a small room, right by the front door. She doesn't shut it fully. Leaves it open a crack. My zipper is undone. Her hand pushing through, pulling that part of me out, her grip tight as she strokes slowly. Her breathing is heavy, her eyes focused on her hand is working. From the corner of my eye, I see that same Umamusume that told me about her supposed injured friend. She smiles at me, closing the door fully. Tight. She thanks me for coming to help, and then I hear her footsteps retreating. Trapped with Fuji, until I release all over her hand. She gets +2 hints to corner recovery.
>>571672220grass HATE
oh god i thought cm was today...
>>571673313>>571672958>>571672220Why did they give her the Dominator skill?Why did they give Eishin the Dominator skill?Is there some hidden meaning..
didn't read but i'm happy for you or sorry that happened
>>571673387Nonstop sex with grass wonder for a week
>>571673421
Why is Long so miserable, bros?No matter if you play Front or End you need a gorillion skills AND Long S>This is every trackYeah but in Long you ALSO need like bare minimum 900 Stamina + one GoldYou have to micromanage every single thing & if you don't get even one of them the run is instantly brickedAt least in Sprint/Mile you don't need to worry about Stamina & not having S Distance doesn't auto mean your Uma losesGOD this game sucks
>>571673987Believe hard desu
>>571673813Mercy...
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag aka Tyler aka Autisma/uma/ Dancho>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>[-] Bitches>poalfaggots>furries>Cryerfags>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)>FusupostersIf you see something, hide and report.
>>571674007Love her dragon eyes.
>>571673387
>>571672528
>>571673313I bark like that>>571672958I go Nnh like that
>>571673421The joke is [insert long list of my fetishes]. Crazy, I know.Before you ask, yes they would.
>>571674310I call them Snake Eyes
>>571673987>in Long you ALSO need like bare minimum 900 Stamina + one GoldI feel this way for every CM THOUGHIn other distances that bare minimum 900 stam + 1 Gold just gets redirected to other stats and must have skills and they feel just as bad if you don't meet them. The only way it doesn't feel bad is if you have a low standard for aces. In that case you probably just don't have good cards for longs.
>>571674504>>571674325
>>571674745Lovey Dovey sex with Fine Motion
I need umanko
I would personally prefer consensual, loving sex with Fuji Kiseki in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>571674231
kingu love
I told my trainee that I'm not going to renew my trainer license and that she's going to have to find a new trainer to finish her career, and now she wont stop screaming and throwing things at me
>>571675585Okay, but why would you throw away your career like that?
Ran out of chashu and the place I get it from is out of stock, so I finally decided to try making my own
>>571675585Shichitore…
Told my trainee I have ED and she shouldn't expect much from a 35+ unc
>>571675701I'm not cut out for this line of work, and she doesn't understand that for some reason
>>571675718ITS SCHIZO /CK ANON!
>>571675718Into the pressure cooker
>>571675758You need to think about the benefits. If you got your license, you basically got a free ticket to an easy life.
>>571675750Relatable...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
So who are the most unique trainers that you play as for stories/careers? Like, anything at all stand out or is every trainer just "I just started recently and I'm about to scout this particular Umamusume"? Do any Umas get older trainers? Trainers lacking confidence?
Is Super Creek part of >17 years oldgroup?
getting double teamed by biko and stinko!
Chrono Genesis Daughter Chronogenesis 2025 sired by Equinox
>>571676042
back from nappy, hello>>571672528>>571674331cute
>>571676312He looks ugly
>"I'm sick of this life, why was I even born"
>>571676312uhhhhh 5 quid
>>571676158Cesario's Torena supposedly speaks in Shakespearean
>>571676158Bamboo Memory's trainer is a half demon, half angel, half vampire hybrid who is tormented by a dark past that is never quite clarified and who sometimes loses control of his/her vaguely defined set of superpowers
>>571676312Adding 2025 to a name is so stupid
>>571676317umadols would never laugh at their fans like this
>>571676571Why? It's to differentiate them from other unnamed foals from the same mare
>these three are supposed to be Jordan's brother and sisters
>>571676873DO NOT POST PROPAGANDA BY THIS ARTISTITS TOO POWERFUL AND MIGHT WORK ON PEOPLE
>>571673375>rape rape rape rape rapeIt's not funny.
>>571676873
>>571676761Wonder A Cute!
>>571676761wonder a cute! A CUTE!
>>571676952It doesn't really look like anon was trying to be funny.
>>571676952This but unironically
>>571676952Of course not. Rape is never funny. I am completely serious when I say I want an umamusume to force me down sexually against my will.
>>571676952*mating presses you*
>>571677196please please please do me next
MEN
>>571676952i want to rape dober and get raped by this dirter
>>571676761
>>571676207Nah, Creek strikes me as somebody who is genuinely 17-19 but behaves the way she does because she's used to taking care of kids.
>>571677239no, fuck off
>>571672437Exult, you must defeat the Kitaspawn
>>571677323>he thought he had a choice in this matter
>>571676207She's the youngest of the Cingray crew
>>571677406There's no way this fat fuck can rape
Suspiciously a calm thread, I wonder who is missingNo yurischizo spam either
Oguri Roman when?Miyama Poppy when?Jo Cappuccino when?Sugar Kun when?
for fucks sake
>>571677493now what is your objective here
>>571677493look at THIS!
>>571677406I'd rather put my balls in a hydraulic press than come near you
>>571677493it'll be over in 3 days
>>571677571Just do two races during summer bwo
Anshinzawa HATE
>>571677571
>>571676952You can't rape a trainer.
>>571677581>when she is summoned
smart summer
>she
>>571676952I would unironically agree but that would mean agreeing with the fucking LOSER that is Dober, so I'll pass on that.
>>571677915I need to have sex
>>571677915#WhiteGirlSummer
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>571677937>has
>>571677915results>>571677984ok>>571677986#slay #facts #rapethemblacks
>>571676952
>nyotices certain poster arent here shitting up the thread>make a post to point this very thing outgee i wonder what motive anon would have to make that post instead of ignoring it and moving on
ryan LOVE
discord raid per usual
>>571677986>American dad>Irish born>Irish dadChecks out.
>>571678304>>571678349you're not any better
holy melty how organic indeed
>attention whore hours[-]
>>571677258Hmm... Did you do something to your hair
>>571678119Palmer is so pretty but I can't tell exactly what's about her face
>>571678480different eyebrows and slight forehead maybe
>>571678480Her face is male coded
>>571678512sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex after i sexed my trainees
can you tell what sparks i got
I need everyone to look at this cutie.
>40% weight>>571678654I'm looking
>>571678552There are some studies out there that suggest autistic men are more attracted to androgynous faces in women
>>571678724Please sex
>>571678512i wish to have very passionate babymaking sex for the entirety of 5 seconds before she passes out from exhaustion
>>571678654>>571678551i mean... why wouldnt I fuck the shit out of palmer?
I like that the one roleplayer people entertain here is just the man-hating dober
Reminder that Palmer had an orgasm thinking about how cool her trainer is
>>571668892I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Tokai Teio
>>571678837Difference in doing it for attention versus doing it for entertainment value
I (heart emoji) my beautiful token normal white woman in a game full of weirdos
>>571678980>anal coded unique
>>571676952all women love it at the very least on a subconscious level
No one actually likes Palmer
Don't you think Ramonu-san's passion is amazing?
>>571679170No One is my name.
>>571679170hello maya shitstirrer
Everyone's Oguri's butt!
Everyone excited for the gibs cause it Global 1st anni on the 26th right?
watching happy gilmore 1 with palmer and she gets infected with happy's demeanor
>>571676312How does a horse gave birth to a cow
>>571679263why d-do you keep posting my butt...it was an honest mistake
>>571679198Ramonu is cool, but I don't know how well I would be able to handle feeling useless as her trainer
>>571679397Good girl...
where was that Jp poll of uma popularity based on female and male?
>>571679348>already one yearI'm an unc....
>>571679263Oguri cannot be erotic at all.
This image makes me melt every time.
>>571679198I think she's autistic
>>571679479It's probably in Japan somewhere
which umamusume would have orgasms thinking about how cool her trainer is?
>>571679664I think people overplay the resemblance these tow have.Rulership is clearly a different design from Cheval, to the point of not being a boyuma.
>>571679492
Imagine all those silly anons who skipped MANT coming back looking for clubs haha... surely they'll come haha... right?
>>571679732
>>571679823do people do that, coming back to a game they already left?
>>571679803This is the cutest stallion in the game.Unironic autism plagues her and it's super duper cute.
>>571679765Going around in public like that, she's definitely going to need a pair of ovary caps (to prevent any year-long "mistakes")
>>571679803Adorfevre
>>571679823Its going to be worse than MANT cause you have to track those notes for GrandLive. In MANT you just mindlessly race and buy stuff
>>571679732Gold City.
>>571679823I am sure at least 15% of the anons who skipped MANT will come back for GL
>>571679823>Imagine all those silly anons who skipped MANT coming back looking for clubs haha... surely they'll come haha... right?
>>571679492Wrong.
>>571679894She's not in the game though...
>>571679826I want to be her Torena
I would probably make a shitty tracing of the blank white T head trainer over this but I'm on my phone and I do not feel like doing so
cute
>>571679886Yes. I've come back to a gachaslop who "enabled" the use for emulator macros for while after some update, but left once again when they blocked it to put autoplay behind a paywall
>>571680093this goes hard
>>571680093Why do you have a picture of onision saved
>>571680093How about just not keeping any pictures of that freak on your computer to begin with
>>571680132The 0.0001% of the playbase
>>571680051Search your heart, look into her career, see her for who she is.And you'll understand that she's the cutest.
>>571680093Not beating the foid allegations
>>571680236>look into her career,I'll do that once she's in the game. In the meantime, I have multiple career stories of characters who ARE in the game that I haven't gotten around to reading yet.
>>571680147>goes hardlol lmao even
>>571680181>>571680187I only vaguely remember him, what was his problem again?
Sorry McWeen i failed you i lost 7kg this month and now i'm in my ideal weight
>>571680181>>571680187I do not know who that is and I've seen this image used with a ton of other characters for shitty memes like this so that's why I had it on me.
>>571680365I may be a little biased, watched him lots back in the day
>>571680398That's a good thing though, congratulations anon.
>>571680398i hope you're able to lift her without trouble like she will do with you
>>571680383Pedo (allegedly) with severe NPD. His Wikipedia page has a section on controversies and legal issues.
Imagine seeing all that and still chasing the Victorian Doll.
>>571680292Don't call me that.
>>571680093>Onision>Allegations of abuse, child grooming, and rape
>>571680941Only if she begs for it.
>>571680941I AM A MAN AND I LOVE SIRIUS SYMBOLII WANT TO BE HER PUPPY-CHAN AND VALIDATE HER WORLD VIEW BY GROWING A SPINE THANKS TO HER CAREI WANT TO LEARN HOW TO TEASE HER BACK UNTIL SHE ALSO STARTS MAKING A CUTE EMBRASSED FACE
>>571680916uma for him?
How do I tell danchou that I won't be doing anymore runs during TB, but I'd also like to stay in the club for gibs?
>>571679263oguri is for polite lovemaking not rude lewding
>>571680916>average youtuber packageso?
>>571681176flatline and hope for the best?
>>571681116And then the vinegary feet??
Living on a private island with Mejiro Palmer!
>>571681246Cheer Neicha should have kept her Twin Tails
>>571681272I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it, let's do it!
i think i will try to give McQueen her second CM win
>dominant uma x submissive trainerworst possible taste of all time
>>571680401>>571680590>>571681368
>>571681368DON'TNEVERGO TO THE MEJIRO OR SATONO PRIVATE ISLANDNEVER
>>571681431M.CB on my TCG
I'm gonna miss the CM rush when League of heroes comes around. It's just not the same.
https://x.com/farysunbabyOeO/status/2069581827866820957
>>571681560>nude earssxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxexsxex
>>571681640how do people find this attractive
>>571681683>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to X. Learn moreNo idea, it's pretty offputting to me personally
>>571681640hot
>>571681640Peak
>connection error yeah I'm finishing this run tomorrow danchou lol goodnight
>>571681489Fuck you! I'm going to Mejiro Island with Mejiro Palmer!
>>571681683Top two are great. Third one is a little goofy.
Why is Chiyo so upset?
>>571682213
>>571682213Her trainer is about to umapyoi with another uma
anyone here that's been around since 2018 or earlier? I want your input on what roster to expect for the concert in Los Angeles before getting hype and waste my money on seiyuu and characters I don't care much about...
>>571682189who is this
>>571682293
>>571682213Nobody wants to be the bozo who has to sit there and watch two people flirting
which uma is the biggest slutwhich uma is the biggest prude
>>571682471They're just having themselves a friendly conversation.
>>571681640real poor choice to arrange the pics where the face has to be sliced in half and have the fertilization inserted betweeen.
Bouqet's color is so subdued. Also still sad she doesn't have a voltage and hope that gets added later like they did when they gave Stego U.M.A New World and Girls Legend U.
>>571682532More like a friends-to-lovers conversation
How are you all doing in your efforts to learn shogi?
Out of curiosity I was watching a JP playthrough of grand live to see what it's like butWHY IS KITASAN'S CUTSCENE DIFFERENT IN THE JP VERSION MY AUTISM IS FLARING UP
>>571682787When will we get some Gold Ship kids into the Gold Clan?
>>571682471Chiyono's acting like a dog even more than she already does by just sitting and giving the fluoride stare whenever two people start flirting next to her.
>>571682442Daring Tact
>>571682830Indychamp soon
>>571682798what changes?
>>571682798Wait +1000?PLUS ONE THOUSAND -WHAT-?
>>571682532The innuendo in calling herself a carnivore (肉食) is kind of hard to translate
>>571683105Big Concert means Big Fans
>>571683105Most likely skill points
>>571683105fans
>>571683219ABSOLUTELY NOTIt is fans
Your uma? Ordinary cheeksMy uma? Special Cheeks
>>571683294why are you yelling bwo
>The new scenario that frees everyone from mant is literally fronts being idols + tachyon (support card)>we also get a OL wifeFrontbros we're actually the protagonists of uma musume
>>571683301must be tight
>>571683375umadol event
>>571683349Mostly laziness
big?https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2069602693421953371?s=20
>>571683375>Maru speed>the fucking f2p bourbon wit card gets buffed and gives TWO meta gold front moves>the return of silence suzukanext scenario is absurdly frontpilledTbh paces would also do awesomely this scenario if they could only get the head-on buff early
>>571683640AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571683640
>>571683640> We will be conducting maintenance for updates and balance adjustments to Career mode.> We will be conducting maintenance for updates and balance adjustments to Career mode.> We will be conducting maintenance for updates and balance adjustments to Career mode.BROS?????
>>571683640What timezone is UTC, London?2AM UTC is like what in NY time?
Now will you guys shut the fuck up about cygames not doing shit for you guys
laugh it up front KEKSend GODS will rule this game soon enough
>>571683884Cute!
EVOLVED SKILLS this time for real real
>>571683640>>571683801What balance adjustments? Even fucking Nintendo gives more detailed descriptions than this.
>>571683807I thought it was only adding the extra dirt races but there may be more than that
>7 hours>We will be conducting maintenance for updates and balance adjustments to Career modeBros?Is it what I think it is?
>>571683640>balance adjustmentsCan we hope?
>>571683837you might want to wait until we find out what said changes arethey said specificaly career mode adjustments, it might not affect uma power at all (IE no early head-on buf)
>>571683640AUTO MODE SOON FUAAAARK
>>571683884
>>571683946Evolved Skills
>>571683837Not until we actually see what they doDoubt it ends up being enough
>>571683837Are there preparing a celebration for Global's 1st anniversary hmmm?
Tact
>>571683837>only took them UNTIL THE END OF MANT to finally do shitwow thanks kojima!
Spark reroll???
>>571683975>long ass maintenance when I'm sleepingnice
>>571683640URA auto would be sick, though my Sweepy fork is pumping out SS parents too so whatever. Hope they give us QoL at least
you guys dont even like the girls youre just coomers
>>571684217>sweepy SS parentsI would literally suck someone off for this
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE SEX UPDATE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!THANK YOU CYGENEROUS!
>>571683837nothing ever happens it won't be like the 11/11 patch
what do uma thighs feel like
>>571684240I do like the girls thoughI just don't like YOU
wahey
>>571684315I want to do this to Fuku
>>571684287they are finally adding the secret onsen sex scene
>>571684338I like this ritual post
>>571684338I hate this ritual post
>>571684240I like some of these girls so much I've written greentexts and character analysis for them.I've even made an attempt to shill the ones I REALLY like to the thread with propaganda.
>>571684338I am indifferent to this ritual post.
>>571684415
Player retention is probably pretty bad, I used to get 50-60 borrows on my support card and 10+ on parents, now it's like 10-20 borrows on support and 3-4 parent borrows. Not surprised they went "oh shit we can't keep phoning it in"Hope they add QoL early, literally ZERO reason to make players wait for it especially if they make you pay for it
>>571683674>I just hyped up a scenario as frontkino>head on and slick surge buffs happen earlyAIEEEEEFRONTBROS IM SORRY
G1 AFFINITY PATCH PUSHED EARLY
>>571684338i am this ritual post
>>571684531Total Front DEATH (except Maru and Bobo I like them so I will mourn their demise)
>>571684518that just means your parent is outdated or isn't compatible with next CM blo
But what if we get global-specific changes?
>>571684591I like you
>>571684143They probably came to the conclusion that MANT is beyond saving and saved their manpower to improve GL for the big comeback
>>571684572you guys realize the affinity change won't really help at all until we can easily make UF rank umas, right?
>>571683640Lol, why announce it 7 days in advance?
>>571684572I would be so happy with this
>>571684619Even without the update, Maru is still cooked outside of miles cause she can't use her card. Won't stop me from trying tho
>>571684670they can't afford for the remaining people to leave, so they release a sneak peek
I WAS ABOUT TO START DELTARUNE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR VAGUEPOSTING
>>571684653you have 0 idea how the affinity change works
>>571684572what's this?
Bond level uncaps soon.
>>571684706That sounds like bullshit. Time to prove it wrong.
I will vaguepost in your stead
>>571684840Some of the G1 races will start to have affinity for one another, which means that you will occasionally catch them smooching.
>>571684867What do we get when we reach bond 12?
>>571684826anon all MANT umas already did every G1, they just won't have affinity credit for all the g2s/g3s, so again, nothing really changes until we can make more powerful umas who can also do every G1
Teio had returned from their 2nd fracture after McQueen handed him the first loss of his career in the 1992 Spring Tenno Sho.A disappointing 7th at the 1992 Autumn Tenno Sho had people saying he was finished until the first miracle of his career occurred by winning the first Japan Cup for a domestic horse since his father before him.For how good season 2 was, it's a shame they couldn’t fit this arc in somewhere, perhaps if they had more episodes to work with ala CinGrey.
>>571684918l-lewd
>>571684867this also means casual outfits at level 11, hope you guys have your favorites at level 10 already or else you're a fake oshi player
>>571684929You unlock casual outfits to use.
>>571684965again, you have no idea how the affinity change workspost your JP client parents if you want to prove me wrong
They did this
I hope they add the super skip and the Tazuna daily shop stacks
>>571685042what is wrong? you have proved nothing lil gup
>>571683640>balance adjustments>literally the day after CM15 ends>we get this for one MANT CM>it's the Sprint oneThanks Cygames
>>571685042I literally just explained how it works, you're the one just saying "you're stupid" over and overdo you want to actually contribute anything to this discussion, or heaven forbid prove me wrong?
UMAMUSUME IS SAVED
>>571685131thank you for the concession I guess>>571685147yeah because the MANT spark is so good, you fucking retardyou can run g2 and g3's in URA aswell
>>571685165how so?
>>571684497I need to know the daughter of the guy who said she started doing the gyaru hand signs imitating Helios
>>571685103Cute
>>571685165not until MANT fucking dies
>>571684670We are already at 24k cutoff semen retentionGame is past halfway near death
They should delete MANT from all servers once it's done on global.
>>571685205you cant even run all the g1s in URA are you retarded?
>cygames says something about balance adjustement>doomer faggots come out of woodwork and start shitpostingnoticing
Hey I'm stupid and play JP and still don't really know how parent farming works other than stacking skills and hoping the ones I want becomes whites how do you even effectively parent farm
>>571685283yeppers
https://umamusume.com/news/100082/That's it?
>>571684965Unless if your parents have 22 unique G1 wins they won't be as good
>>571685031I have some umas at level 10 but my oshi isn't on the list
>>571685205...Okay so you have no information to contribute, got it
>>571684867I don't see this notice in my game.
>>571682487zenno rob royfusaichi pandora
>Velocity decreases during position adjustment will be adjusted.PACE DOWN MODE IS GONE??
>>571685261>>571685283MANT isnt bad retards, its extremely fun 30 min careers. You will apologize to me once GrandLive is out and you will beg that the scenario ends quickly oh and GrandMasters is just Grandlive 2.0
>>571685397post your JP parents
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2069601745454731287Why did no one post this>>571685360>Mechanics of affinity bonuses and Veteran Umamusume affinity bonuses.Why are you complaining
>>571685360total nothingburger
>>571685360I don't get it
>>571685360several hours maintenance for this shit?
>>571684893Going against fate with Dia!
WHY CAN'T I CONNECT AHHHH
>>571685531Well, I'm sure Dia will find someone special one day.
>>571685572uninstall hachimi, they started banning
for Oguri, can I use preferred position instead of corner recovery?
>>571685531Dia if you want to rape me then just say it
>>571685360they're obviously saving the real news for half anni bro, for now I'm happy with the affinity change
>>571683640WE'LL CARRY ON
>>571684706SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEXSEXSEX AAAAAAAAAI need fuku to say this to me btw
Debuff nerfsparent affinity changerandom gold city buffPACE DOWN MECHANIC REMOVAL
>>571685653you can but it won't proc in 5+ fronts room since you need to be 1-5
>>571685360> [Adjusted Skills]> KEEP IT REAL. (Unique Skill)> KEEP IT REAL. (Legacy Skill)City chads we're going to be eating REALly good next week.
>>571685493I don't get it either. Is this a buff or a nerf for fronts?
>>571685470Oh they're nerfing MANT parents already?
>>571685360DEBUFFERS ARE DEAD
is mant kill?
>>571685360>adjustments to skills no one buys because stamina debuffs are a memeWaow now where's autorun
>>571685763>5+ fronts roomsurely I won't run into that in pug lobbies right?
global is already dead so it doesn't matter
>>571684494who are your favorite umas anonshill them to me
>>571685682Dia would never need to rape any of (you) since you'd all fold at the slightest hint of interest from her.
>>571684014cute!
>>571685848As long as you don't bring your own fronts, then it's not very likely to happen
>>571685604say sike rn
>>571684240I've explained why I love my favorite though.
>>571685762>tantalizing trickis this a sex skill?
>>571685848You won't. in Round 1 and group B
>>571685829Why would it be? It still gives lots of free hints and allows you to easily do all the G1 races you have aptitudes for. Now you just don't care anymore about matching the entire schedule, you just want as many shared G1s as possible.
>>571685958stop falling for everything>>571685972it's unique to fuji and rice, up to you to decide what that means
>game received no balance changes for half a year>only ONE SINGULAR UMA gets buffedKNEELDO WE EVEN HAVE GOLD CITY FAGS HERE THIS IS SO RANDOM
>>571685918I'm not really into the saggy tits of a middle school student.
>bro you will still be doing MANT parent runs bwo this scenario is actually good blo only casuals hate ir gwoDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>571685360Maybe?Maybe not?Cygames said in the notice that the big Unity patch only changed skills and support cards, yet when we got them it was way more than that
>>571686007but that one retarded anon says URA is better (the scenario where you can't run all the G1s)
> a fucking balance patch before the CMare THEY fucking JOKING
>>571685918If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a week
>>571686015not even her alt which i have and not the original
Imagine the debuffs get buffed and Gold City gets nerfed instead.
>>571685360THATS IT MANG>>571685821>>571685762MED CMS IS GOING TO BE FUN AGAINAffinity Bonus is interesting>>571685417I hope thats the case Pace Down mode is retarded
>>571686119it's after the CM you tard
people trying to act like JP experts while never even playing the JP version are the most pathetic retards
>>571686119It's right after CM
>>571686015I'm here
>>571686015YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M HERE
>>571686015It's probably better now but I really liked the gambling nature of her old unique...
gold slutty's unique becomes a velocity skill? kinda good i guess
>>571685918Wrong, I'd fold before that
Lucky Lilac's son Lucky Lilac 2025, sired by Kitasan Black
>>571686015Tonight, we ALL get Gold City feet in our mouths.
>>571685417Does JP not have pace down mode?
>>571686329what happened to the other 2023 lucky lilacs
Oh Gold City will basically become a Late Surger Golshi. That's good I guess
>>571686179B-BUT I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I READ THE TRANNY GOOGLEDOC EVERYDAY, OK?
>>571686015I like Gold City enough to run her in CMs as a non-tryhard so yes
>>571684867what happens at bond 12...
I thought you were all JP vets explain the vague patches you nerds.
>>571686121>>571686274Yeah, I know you would.
>>571686461umapyoi
Seiun Sky got tired of being called a boy Uma. She decided to improve herself.
>>571686384they weren't lucky enough
A little bit better I guess? Speed, not accel and can work from 7th
>>571686015I'm the only shichi enjoyer in the thread. Remember when someone was using some points system to figure out /uma/'s top favorites when everyone was posting their sorter? I put shichi on that list when no one else did
>Certain skill conditions and their effects.Things... will be changed...All I understood is that PDM is changing (?), fronts will behave differently (???) and City got a buff.
I just want my trainees to like me back. Why does this company insist on making the horses queer? How does it make sense? Why is everything corrupted? Why?
>>571686090once we get the URA update, you definitely want to make some parents with essence of racing hints, but for now, Trackblazer is still best for parents.>>571686354PDM isn't gone, the range for it to trigger is just shorter and it's less punishing during the mid-race. And solo front runners also get a longer range for triggering speed up mode.
>>571686283no human could ever resist an uma
>>571686485>g1 affinity buffed and g2/g3 affinity killed>pdm nerfed >2.5 anni gold city ult buff
>>571686621
>>571686030If theres no ability to use clock outside MANT, I will still play MANT for parenting.
>>571686449bro I watched a youtube video I swear to you I know what I'm talking about
>>571686637this means we don't need to do as many races on parent umas?
>>571686515Dia's jinx-breaking boobs..
Narita Taishin.
>>571680923>>571686621ToT
>>571686708Only G1 counts for affinity.
why is the trainer character so female-coded? why can't women like men even in fictional setting? lesbians are just sad to see: it's the end of their bloodline. it means my oshi doesn't love me.
can anyone explain to me why this affinity change does anything good?>g1s are the only thing that mattersOkay, MANT runs already do every G1...
>>571686621ToT
>>571675996Definitely should've bought a smaller pork belly, these things are huge
>>571685918i am for cafe and bakushin only
>>571686758nice, it will be back to URA for me thenfuck mant
>>571686515>Dia, did you know that the saying "easy come, easy go" also applies to love? There's a jinx like that haha>I just thought it was interestingI'd be very subtle about it.
>>571685360whats the affinity change
>The degree to which the excess portion of an attribute exceeding 1,200 affects an Umamusume during a race.Is this a buff or a nerf to green speed skills? I just hit a 1420 speed Taiki for CM16 lol
>>571686832You can't run every G1 in URA depending on UMA? You won't get SS in URA? lol
>>571686689speaking of dying, you should be the first one to do it
I can't vibe with /uma/. Everybody here loves yuri even though it means that as men you will die unloved and alone. What the fuck..
>>571686556I don't want to tell you that you're wrong, but...
>>571685918I think Dia should buy things for me
>>571686858G1 epithets give more affinity than G2/G3 epithets, they have always been equal
>>571686878post your JP parents
>>571686517finally
>>571687023Hey have you ever played a URA career? Did you join late?
>>571686864It has no effect on green skills, only on the stats on the horse, so right now it won't do anything since we can't go over 1200. I'm assuming this is to prepare the current version of the engine for GL release, to make stats above 1200 worth 1/2. In JP they started out at 1/8 and it had to be quickly changed to 1/2 due to player outrage.
>>571686015luv Shichi
>>571686994>>571686858Do we farm G1s only now and disregard G2/G3?
>>571687093so no JP parents? I see
>>571686026
excuse me but what the fuck is PDM
>>571687094Okay, I heard about that where the scaling on GL was so bad that a 1200 speed uma with enough speed greens was still faster than an uma with raw 1600 speed (or whatever number it was)
>>571687156I see you don't understand the differences between how URA and TB, good to know
>>571687145No, you still want the skill hints and sp from g2/g3 though you don't have to worry about matching the right g2/g3 now
>>571687240it's the reason why bakushin kept moonwalking back to 9th place during the sprint CM
>>571687145pretty much yeahtriple crown/tiara, double sprint, whatever the double tennoh sho epithet is, etc
>>571686920i hate yuricucks thoughbeit
>>571686856You're not lasting a week without her pouncing on you if you're talking like that. That is, only if you don't give in earlier when she starts saying the same sort of things back.
>>571687272If you can't prove me you have played the JP version and trying to act like you know what you're talking about your opinion has absolutely no value
I'm not saying gold city is good, but it's a bit weird only she got buffed when we have umas who have been literally unusable from day 1, like MUCH Worse than her.
I want to 'accidentally' walk in on my trainee while she's relaxing in the bath!
Someone explain this in simpler terms
>>571686864Most likely referring to stats beyond 1200. During GL in JP, speed beyond 1200 was nerfed to be only 1/8, meaning that if you had 1600 speed, it's actually only 1250 in-race. It was later buffed to be 1/2 after GL
Wtf is pdm
>>571687240PDM was the main thing holding back end closers from being even MORE of a menace
>>571687378You don't need to have played the JP version to realize URA and TB are different and how they function. You're just stupid lol. Use some critical thinking
parent farming in MANT will be faster now thankfully if I only do g1's
>>571687390If you don't like Anime McQueen then give her to me
>>571687483ehhh PDM didnt fuck with ends that much anonits mostly a massive buff to pace chasers
>>571687483nah, pace was the one cucked the most by PDM
>>571685360so they ruined mantblazer parents and slightly buffed shichiWow. It's Fucking Nothing.
>>571686015is base gold city good?is she good enough to mutate for dirt TT
>>571687513you still want race hints and SS rank
>>571686015'course
Pace chasers were buffed, you say?
>>571687626what's wrong with donna
>>571687483as a pace enjoyer, pdm fucking SUCKS
>>571687626
>PMD is dead>speed Tachyon about to release >most likely skill buffs coming toothe pace chaser century of dominance is about to begin
buff your trainee
>>571687169I wouldn't last more than a minute during paizuri from Dia..
>>571687538>>571687579Before Daring Strike PDM was annoying on Long tracks, but it's good pace chasing gets buffed right before CM16
You know remember /uma/ being excited with Guts Urara during the Aoharu patch
>>571687698i think that was her retirement so as always it may as well be a celebration
>>571686920read the room brownfeet, we have a minor update to talk about for once, no ones gonna bite your samefagging bait
>PDM removal before the sprint CMKNEEL
>>571683640the hog will be cooked inshallah
>>571687756>Gets raped by Goldship and Tamamo
>>571687390this is cygames, trying to understand their buffing is beyond a fools errand. To give you an idea, it's considered very stupid to ever throw away anything from gacha pulling in grub - because cy is so mfing random that they WILL buff something into relevancy YEARS after its been dead.
>>571688072bro this isn't CM1 anymore
they're not removing pdm bwos
>>571687240It's what keeps ends as ends, lates as lates and paces as paces. If your runner pushes too far ahead, the game will decelerate you until you're within your group. >late surger rushes>rushes so hard she is besides pace chasers>if before 50% of the race>>pace down mode activates, your uma decelerates until shes more or less where lates are supposed to be>else>>lol get fucked pace chasersSo if you rush or activate a skill, your uma pushes too far and PDM is still active the game will fuck you up. But if there's an active velocity skill you'll be temporarily immune to PDM, it's possible to chain enough mid-race skills to basically ignore it.
>>571687390I mean...isn't mid-race acceleration literally completely worthless? Makween's ult isn't good but it can be useful in edge cases. Shichi's ult was never of any value at all.
>balance adjustment>literally nothingClassic cygames
PDM IS GONE WE FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT
>>571688220The affinity change is significant to a degree. I have a kita that just leapfrogged all my xoguris in my marus affinity sort. (no clue where she even was) Amusingly the Sky i've been borrowing also just got a big upgrade because I added a sky that was supposed to have 70 bonus, but that one leaped it..
>>571688312Is it actually gone or did they just nerf it? Anyone playing JP knows?
None of this is actual QoL by the way.
Wait wait wait waitthese are all the worthless debuff moves, are they getting BUFFED?ARE DEBUFFERS GETTING BUFFED?
>>571688348I always listen this song while i train my Shichihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X7ZvpwBiKA
>>571688450it's never gone, just toned down a lot
>>571688497my qol is significantly improved from not having to farm g3s for affinity on parent runs
>>571688195GCs ult could work with luck. She did pretty well in a mile CM for me, first cancer i think. Sometimes she could literally zoom from 9 to 1.A-Macs ult is considered the literal worst in the game.
>>571688497Want to explain your post at all?
It's Over!
>Shichi's ult now has the same effect as Gold Ship's but with more random activationIs that even that good?
>>571688645They didn't delete MANT so patch sux
>>571688195it lasts 6 seconds base so there was a decent chance that it persists into late race
>you will still run mant for parents>you will farm fans for danchou
>>571688631>passive voice
>>571688821I don't have to do anything, that's what the bot is for
>>571688758mm its conditions look pretty easy for a late uma. All it really has to be doing is trying to overtake, stacking more velocity onto other velocity skills. Of course.. dk how well this can work out. Straightaway spurts existence is a strong component for what made goslhi busted
>the head on/slick surge buff didn't happen>meaning it will probably happen at it's original time which is multiple scenarios from now
>>571684867ryan is ready to be max bonded
>>571688962Plump umanko, ripe for digispawns
I am so tired of seeing Almond Eye. I am also tired of this game giving my Stego a goddamn mood down. Why is it always blue/purple. Leave her alone.
Maya, the carrot sucker.
>>571688978I suppose it won't completely whiff as often as her old ult did, but I have to admit I'm going to miss seeing the 1 time in 20 races where her ult would hit at just the right moment to rocket her into 1st.
>>571689108No one cares fuck off to umajp
>>571689108You made it to Group A?
Wait, what's happening?
you won't go from being a frontchad to a pacecuck right anon?...
>>571689204
>>571689145Me, the carrot sucker.
>>571689214sniff...pero
Casual Creek soon…
>>571689278nothing
>>571689252Only for round 1, I'm not expecting anything for round 2 with how poor Round 1 went. I'm expecting to be solidly in B tier and probably get 1st/2nd there. If I get 3rd there then oh well I just didn't do a good enough job training.
>>571689108>I am so tired of seeing Almond EyeDo we ever stop seeing too much of an uma in this game's lifespan?
>>571689285kita will become my paizuri slave
>>571689214Dober makes me happy.
No one is actually dating their trainees, right? That is just a big joke because of how close you work with your uma? You aren't seriously taking advantage of a teenage girl, right?
Anyone elses client feeling pretty laggy? It's not Connecting, straight up ui lag
>>571685360How did you find this I can't see it on the uma news page>>571685762or this in game
>>571683640Oh shit, how hopeful can we be?
Is this update something JP got too during their MANT? Or it's global exclusive
>>571689537Dating is fine, fucking her no no
>>571689676parent affinity was 1.5 anni thing
HOLY SHIT PDM IS GONE???????
This should be the equivalent JP patch so we're probably getting bits and pieces of it.https://umapyoi.net/news/1171?lang=en
Yae
>>571689214fixed it
>>571689851you mean ruined
>>571689851More.
>>571689813no
>>571685042>>571685205>>571684826this guy going in about this RIGHT BEFORE they announced the affinity rework was pretty spooky
Jpniggers you literally have a thread go there instead of bringing your shit in here no one plays it so no one knows or cares
>>5716897322nd anni
>>571689981And that retard was being wrong
Is there an updated version of this?
>>571689770kek what
>>571690047you wish I was wrong lol
>>571689851SNIFF
>>571690082I remember this, basically you get a massive accel if you have over 1200 power
>>571689676not so much exclusive as early, we'll never get a global only anything
>>571690173okay so tell me how mayano runs osaka hai in URA
>>571690082for god's sake
jpfag posting chanmi got me thinking CM round 1 started
Is PDM an STD?
Overcapped bond points are not a thing yet no bond insta capping right after update
>>571690365no but this thread is
>>571690082
>>571690365You can get it if you have sex with an uma without ear socks
>>571689537>teenage girl most of them are at least 18 by the end of the 3-year contract
>>571690082The more power you have the more you accel during your final spurt. It will also drain your stamina more.
>>571689537I do goo goo babies and umapyoi with my trainee on a semi-regular basis
>>571690228meant for >>571690085
>>571685887In terms of Uma out in global?I like Kingu and Digitan.Kingu has a great career about perseverance and what it means to "push through" a problem. Including how brute force isn't (always) the solution, people have limits and you should work within yours to achieve your dreams. She promises to be first rate as a statement to others but a promise to herself. She marks that bar high for herself because she thinks she can get there and it's what everyone should strive for, to be as good as they can be. To have high expectations for yourself and to live up to them.Digitan is literally me, I will not elaborate.In terms of JP only Uma I try to shill here since they're not out yet?Sirius, Oru and Dream Journey. I might start shilling Ramonu too though.As for why I like them?Sirius is a cool take on "Nice person who acts like an asshole" she believes in a brand of individualism I wish I could subscribe to. She looks after people basically out of habit even if she pretends to be this tough girl. She hates not being in-charge of her own destiny and wants other people to live by their own means as well because of her trauma. She's basically a sukeban boss and that's cool because she also actively wants people to drag themselves up like she did so they don't suffer under the law of people who don't have their best interest in mind.Dream Journey is an Uma I like but don't quite understand well enough to write out a character analysis for, so you can call me a larper for this one if you want. I can pick out all the small things I like about her but just as many details are lost to me, like what her "journey" truly entails.Oru is literally me, no I won't elaborate.Ramonu's love for racing is intoxicating, it's so pure and untainted that it feels like the purest form of an ideal. She's also a character I don't understand but I understand why I like her, that pure love for racing is beautiful, it shines like a star in the night, brighter than anything else.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULT IF YOU MET THEM WHEN THEY WERE A MINOR I hate Americans so much
>>571689537>No one is actually dating their trainees, right?
>>571689606
sex with Ryan's max power legs
>>571690357Just filter file.png or jpg to get rid of the attention whore and not get his champion meeting posts, not sure why he comes here but it's annoying as fuck
>>571689537>>571690729>No one is actually dating their trainees, right?
>>571690787V please
>>571690445I bought mine a car after our 3 years, so she better be 18.
>>571690782oh my god i had to scroll down for the latest? who the fuck made this website
>>571689537>blaming it on the trainerit's the trainee that makes the first move 90% of the time
>>571689537>NishinoUhhhh
>>571690962to be fair it's like that in game too
>>571690787That is the basic filename for windows screenshots
>>571690575>I try to shill here since they're not out yet?That is counterproductive. It just makes them seem annoying - especially Dream Journey, who comes across very badly when all a person knows about her is how she looks, because she looks kinda bad. You can promote these characters better by saying nothing about them unless asked. The game will take over for you in due time.
>>571690824>>571690729I do this with my trainee
>>571690575>I will not elaborate and it's about the only 2 umas of the ones you're talking about that I actually care about. Fuuuuuuuuck. Fuck my life.
>>571690787you should touch grass lil gwo
>Buff backliners and nerf frontsFuck this game
If OYL gets buffed, does that make Lates viable for CM16?
>>571689537A trainer doesnt have rights, he is uma property
>>571691057And he's seemingly the only retard to use it consistently. If someone else does and it gets filtered it probably isn't of much value anyway.
>>571688467cute wife
>>571691258It's not in the buff list, sorry anon
>>571689537>taking advantage of a teenage girl, right?This implies a discrepancy of experience. Fortunately, I am pure.
>use sirius card>check guide>follow it>it never appears before summer year 3I regret buying this worthless garbage the fucking rainbow cleats are more useful
>>571690824>handicap umaShe's shit
The only reason i feel like it's ok for stegoposter to be here is because /umajp/ really is just a keiba general in disguise. They rarely post about the game whereas /uma/ does frequently.
I just opened the threadwhat's the qrd on upcoming updates
Uterus jealousy
>>571688962Digitan is so breedable it's unreal
Uh, guys.......Does the solo front buff make ooniges EVEN BETTER?
>>571691516Fronts are dead. Paces are literally unbeatable. Shichi is now the best uma in the game.
>>571691524is this related to something or did you just feel like sharing it with us?
>>571691562Nope, they're unchanged
>>571691562>aislop
>>571691458There is at least 2 posts over there about the cm in the past hour he could join that thread and actually try and get them to talk about the game instead of blogging here like a nonce
>>571691516affinity reworksolo front buffPDM removal (aka pace chaser buff)random gold city buff
>>571691614I know everything said in this thread is a gaslight so I assume this is false, thanks for the info
hungergamesanon...you still here? I miss you
>>571691614i remember reading this exact sentence during unity's 11/11 patch. shichi's unique was changed back then too
females are real
>>571690727Falcake... you can still call your ex-torena...
>>571691695I've lurked their general long enough to know they've played uma long enough to not feel the need to discuss the game.
>NO umatuber has made a stream yet for the changesgod sometimes I really do regret not becoming a streamer for this game the competition is PATHETICI'm white too so that already puts me way ahead of most of them from the get-go
Do NOT date your trainee! Do not take advantage of them!
>>571691854>I'm white tooPost hand or fuck off, pajeet
>>571691821AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAVE ME CAFE THEY ARE HERE
>>571691854In uma musumay
>>571691614fronts supposedly died in the 11/11 update tooUntil they stop getting cards or focused skills I don't think they're going anywhere
curren chan's vagina smells like mexican food
>>571691848And you think posting here would be of any value when the game is radically different? Not a single Uma in the screenshots posted are in global. What fucking value does that even bring? Stop being a retarded blog posting faggot for a version of a game no one play here
>>571692026So, next year, then revived shortly by 2029?
>>571691701>affinity reworksugoiMANT parent runs no longer mandatory in GL?
>>571692059No, i don't think there's much value in it and i also understand your perspective but i do simultaenously think it's harmless. At least some anons here interact with stegoposter so he has some belonging.
What the fuck is PDM?
>>571692151which sloptuber
>>571692151technically ya
Pace Chasers Status?
>>571692189Him talking to himself isn't interaction, it's samefagging.
>>571692196Penis Dick Master
Does /uma/ do a drawpile/aggie during downtime/maint?
>>571692257Xoguri continues winning with taiki winning a bit on the side, not much changes.
>>571692263Honestly, i can't tell and i'm not bothered enough to care. Sorry.
>>571692257Sexy but useless for another year
>>571692292No
>>571692292This thread is pro AI so artists are scarce
>>571692292jiggie
>>571692203nice kita pussy
Tips to improve this debuffer for open league? She was trained on Unity to farm hints (did not get many)
>>571692196Pump Da Mare
I sometimes wonder why I even go on here and then I see someone get unreasonably angry over something completely trivial and meaningless and it brings a smile to my face.
>have 70mb/s dl speed when uncapped on steam>cys garbage launcher dls at 1 mb/shows something this slow in modern day
>>571692292All the artists are in /v/ma. We'll do hunger games.
>>571692292Sometimes one of the anons host hunger games
>>571684042>XOguri nuked at the 11th hour before the CMDo it Cygames.
>>571692392Based I love gigantic AI titties that grow with every bounce
>>571692392Artists are scarce because the good ones are wagies that have real issues and no time to browse this useless place and the bad ones are on twitter or discord grooming and diddling kids
>>571691085>when all a person knows about her is how she looksThat's somewhat inaccurate. I guess I do think she's cute but the main reason I like her is because of how her doting nature is contrasted with her shady behavior. She genuinely loves her family and that's real no matter what, but at the same time she's more than willing to do shady shit to "protect" those smiles. It's very Yakuza-esque but with a lot of the edges sanded off. It's endearing to me.>>571691125Since I have a fresh 2000 characters.Digitan has a really shitty sense of self-esteem, she puts every single Umamusume on a pedestal around her without really giving herself any credit. Mob Uma wins a G3? Amazing, I win a G3? Uuh ignore that, let me focus on the Uma around me instead. Her self-esteem is so bad she feels bad about winning at a certain point in her career, is she allowed to "beat these people who are better than me? Am I even allowed to race when I'm half-baked" And it takes most of the career for her Torena-san to beat into her head that she's allowed to exist, take-up space and so forth. She's allowed to "be better" than other people and "Win while they lose" It's a really heart warming story to someone like me who suffers from similar problems.Oru is literally an autistic nepobaby. She's kind of incompetent at a lot of things that aren't racing related but she is good at that. The gap moe is very strong between "terror on the turf" and "Please organize my dentist appointment for me, I don't know how to do it."Her tantrum after she gets back from europe shows that she has a little bit of self-awareness about being a bit of a baby which is heart warming, she puts her all into racing because it's what she's good at.My love for her isn't verbose, it's purely because it's nice seeing someone be useless outside of a few fields but be loved for it anyways.Thank you for reading my blogpost, if I got anything wrong, I will kill myself.
I'll bake. Give me an uma
>>571692335Worthless post
>>571692493>July 1sti don't think anyone is bringing hog to sprint
>>571692203>KitafagCringe
>loses NHK mile even with 400 speed 500 powerCool that's 2 runs down
>>571692554
>>571692554The sexiest phantom that's ever graced the track
>>571692697HEY HEY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT GUY BUT STEP OFF
>>571692512I did indeed read your blog post and I'm glad the autistic charm of orfevre isn't lost. Please don't kill yourself yet.
I'm going to kill her
>>571692776HOLY FUCK I NEED DIA PAIZURI
>>571692554logically it should be gold city...
>>571692753winrar>>571692870>>571692870>>571692870
>>571692776>Kita the TeiofagYour waifu is shit.
troll page 4 bake, not using
>>571692909No coal burners
>>571692974You had 4min to tell me not to, you know.
>>571692821Even if what I'm in love with is the reflection of the moon on the water's surface, what I'm feeling is still love after all.Hopefully I didn't get too much wrong about the Umas. Having a misunderstanding doesn't change the fact that they're my favorites but it's rather embarrassing having my illiteracy exposed like this.
mambo
Maintenance when
