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>puck is a pretty lady!

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Buff Hoodwink

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SEE ALL YOU NIGGERS AT THE CARNIVAL

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Lina is the superior sister.

>>571672918
your art is not good

>>571672918
worst sister and worst girl

>>571672979
post work

>barely win a game with two previously muted idiots on my team, a loser mid, and a mouthy offlane
>almost half the kills the enemy had
>against a booster smurf
>because saving for buyback is for winners
>they had 69k exp advantage and a 31k gold advantage
Jesus fucking Christ. Dota is the only game where I can win, and then never want to see anyone on either team.

i miss when we had good drawfags like red

>>571673574
>>571672979
stop samefagging

How do you lane vs Drow?

>>571673784
mad cuz bad

>Added Ogre Magi
HOOOOOOOLY SHIT

>>571673796
Not as a melee, that's for sure.

https://www.dota2.com/darkcarnival
HOLY FUCK

>>571673796
Chase away/kill her support and then gangbang her 2v1.

If you can't deal with her support, you picked shit heroes so it's your fault. Have fun losing.

>>571673574
red never posted here, dumbass.

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>>571673520
>looking at Dotabuff post-mortem
>their pos 4 has almost the networth as my pos 1 at 12m
>I have more networth than their pos 1
>despite feeding feeding first blood and dying 2 more times
>his last hitting is abysmal, he just wanted to fight
This fucking piece of shit thinks he's entitled to higher ranks enough to hire a fucking booster smurf?

>>571674453
>so it's your fault
It's my fault that my pos4 picked Bounty and is roaming around looking for couriers?

>>571674532
Bounty's a good pos 4, sir. Sounds like you don't know how to play offlane.

>>571674532
You're complaining about your pos 4 picking the strongest hero in the game?

So when is Axe coming back?

>>571675342
Never, they're removing all the cringe heroes.

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>>571675342
you have to play a full act of dark carnival in lfd2 then he well unlock!

>>571675342
he went to buy cigarettes he will be back soon^(tm)

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>>571675402
Based

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>>571676346
Bro?

>>571675402
so no more pudge, hoodwink, invoker and juggernaut?

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>>571676435
They realised the issue was unsolvable so they just cut their losses and dropped her, sorry bro

>>571672918
Superior as in "carrying superior set of genes"?
Cause they both fly, they both have ENOURMOUS rack and they both gobble carry's cock like crazy

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>>571677218
But this was in the patch notes?

its getting pretty late in washington bros...

I thought people said tea guvnor had insider tipping him off on patch days? sad

>>571677794
there was a dedicated server update an hour ago and a bunch of staging updates before that
they probably found a bug and gave up for the night

>>571677794
If he's doing some stupid challenge thing until it releases again then he's done that over multiple days before

>>571677794
i don't think so, he was off by a day for crown fall part 2

>>571678005
Unlucky. Was excited for the update to drop tonight.

>>571678164
two more staging updates just now
it's possible
never go to bed to a surprise patch in the morning, it's bad luck

>>571677218
where's her squissy

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Funny how you're still here when there's no long any players and finding a match is nigh impossible

THE GREAT CONFLUENCE APPROACHES

DARK CARNIVAL = GREAT CONFLUENCE

I remember shilling the great confluence alone and hoping it would be valve buying HoN and adding the heroes, that was like 5 years ago, so sad that valve didn't do literally anything in the last 5 years for dota.

>>571681712
Dark Seer is technically multiversal depending on your definition of multiverse

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>>571682276
REEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU REMIND ME
Yes, I was waiting for the same

FUUUUUUUCK

>do some turbo to have a lil fun inbetween football matches
>just finished a 52minutes turbo game
yeah Im going to euthanize past 20minutes
the mind of the slav subhuman ghoul playing this mode is out of the world

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We didn't think the game would die so quickly. Last time I remember queue time was like 3 minutes but now 10 minutes land you nothing.

What are some alternatives? I'm waiting for DOW4 right now but it's still 3 months away

>>571684801
have a normal behaviour score

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r8 this nigger build (I lost the game)

>>571685437
what build nigga he's level 5 with no items

>>571685037
>just have a good goy social credit score lol
I will NOT participate in your humiliation ritual and you KNOW that's not why the game feels completely out of players. You are either in a third world server or have a subhuman mmr or both.

>game is le dead I can't find le match
>*look inside*
>unredeemable schizoid absolutely incapable of sharing common space with other people
every time

>>571685530
>no powershot
forgot everyone here is a 3k retard or worse

>unredeemable
It's true that games only exist in third worlder servers then. I really shouldn't have picked a hobby for subhumans.

>>571686017
Ok so maybe instead of going
>Look at this nigger's build
Just call him a nigger for not having powershot.

you didn't lose because of the windrunner laning phase, face it.

are all the TI qualifiers done now?

>>571673796
Jungle her ward

sex with hoodwink

>>571677250
>they both fly
except Rylai doesn't, she needs the magical shawl she stole from Auroth.
Lina flies without any of that shit.

>>571686269
if you lock the game for chinese and slav subhumans you are left with less players than tf2
sad reality of this pathetic game; I also regret picking up this game back in 2013 thinking russianoids werent that bad
I only play in unranked when my normie friends want to so like 3 games a week and even that it's too much, I stopped for 5 years and I get reminded every single game why I stopped even while winning
i understand your pain, it's not too late to stop, and you are right saying it's a game for literal and unironical subhuman, despite the army of retards that will say n-no you
little and funny exercice, name one dota player that isnt a pathetic, autistic loser subhuman, tough one

hoodwink ruined dota

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I ruined Dota

Drawfags ruined dota

>>571675467
Old Valve would do shit like this unironically.
I remember trying out HoN for their summer event to get TF2 hats.

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I'm talking about the reality that there are no more players. When I queue turbo I'm unironically getting crusader 47% wr teammates that get stompted every game. I'm 3k mmr above every player in the lobby because there are no more players of equal skill in the pool that you can fit into a match.

>>571690293
>I'm unironically getting crusader 47% wr teammates that get stompted every game
isnt that just eomm? game is dying as fuck and no fucking steam numbers will fool me

theres like 10 people who post here

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>>571690614
yeah?

>>571690614
and they're all me

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>>571690293
This Lion did nothing wrong

I think I should play SC2's co-op instead at least it's always insta match

>>571690614
Probably, we used to have around 100 posters when the IP counter was here and threads lasted around a day, now they're getting closer to almost being up for a week

>>571690614
probably even less

Die, now!

>>571690614
In reality it's just one person but you didn't hear that from me

what's mason opinion on the event?

>>571686017
valid against mid huskar

>>571693730
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782274641285035.mp4

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you don't play storm spirit guys, I do

>>571693821
>infinite range culling blade isnt worth taking against huskar
huh?

>>571690293
play worse, I'm guardian and I always get people my mmr and it takes less than a minute to find turbo, even less for ranked

>>571694520
That's a level 25 talent. I thought you were shitting on people for being bad? Post your mmr.

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>>571694520
What you still think it has the facet? That's a 25 talent now

>>571686648
Yep. I won cause I play windwaifu

>>571694247
lmfao, he used to be so fun at times
Im glad he is finally breaking free and only streaming a few hours here and there, probably invested his hard money from retards so he can aford to not play this miserable game

>>571694691
i havent played in a while, i completely forgot that they removed facets

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>>571685437>>571686545
LMAO THIS IS ME
GET FUCKED NIGGER

>>571694946
prove it

is dota more popular than profound high-quality dynamic shooter marathon developed by bungie (known for halo)

>>571695164
any game is if you dont count russ**ns and per*vi*ns

>look up dota art or something
>its literally all AI slop

>>571694520
Killshot is worse than Culling Blade.
It's worse than Ice Blast too.

Pretty sad that Waifuranger has to be oppressed like this to avoid hurting Axe and AA players' feelings.

Is this game worth getting into? Taking a break from Deadlock and want to try another MOBA

>>571691236
What a rare moment of lucidity.

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>just buy bk-ACKK
not like this bkbsisters...

>Turbo
Not even worth a (You).

everyone was endgame and bkb didnt worth a slot

Good for you hon, or sorry that happened.

i was in the mage side having fun

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I am pleased to announce I have achieved the rare, best feeling in Dota 2.

I have lost a game. With a teammate that sucked mad dick. Who pinged, and drew on the map to communicate. While having sub-50% winrate. I have put him on the Avoid list, requeued, and got him on the enemy side, and have him do the exact same shit. Then proceeded to dogwalk him. While tipping.

I spin my wheels so fucking much. never improving, never getting worse. just staying the exact same.

how the fuck do I dominate as pos3?
when I play like a Void or AM I get shit on can't even touch the lane and lose every trade. when I play against a Void or AM they just bash the shit out of me and drain all my mana and get free farm and win all the trades. it can't just be supp gap, can it?

>>571701832
Past a certain age, "learning" is a deliberate action you have to undertake, consciously. I am completely serious.

>>571702224
Could be a skill issue on your part. Are you minding the creep equilibrium? Creeps hurt early. In fact, throw out a stun or a root on an enemy hero that's facing a full creepwave without back up to see someone have a bad time.

Minding it is key to laning. If your opponent is without creep back up, it's go time. You WILL trade favourably.

>>571703048
how do you get the favorable trades when creeps are 4v4? like I watch immortal draft and it seems like they ignore each other and just last hit, but in my matches it's like all-in every single wave.

>>571703398
Yes, lower ranks are very aggressive, while higher ranks focus on farm. Creep aggro is scripted, so when you right click on an enemy hero, they will target you, instead. That makes orb walkers dangerous, because they don't draw aggro.

The trick is to never strike first in creep aggro range, especially if you're melee. Walk up, get a last hit, back up. If the enemy melee wants to tussle for some reason, back up, make sure your creeps are on them, then turn. Whatever trade happens next will be in your favour because of creeps.

>but AM!
Okay, so he's mana burning you. Worst case scenario, you're a melee with mana sensitivities, like Bristle, and your ass got counter picked. You last hit creeps with spells. Keep distance. If they're stupid, they might jump you with Quill stacks on them, if they have some sense, they'll keep distance, and give you space to even last hit normally.

Do NOT right click them first. That's what pros figured out, and makes them focus on last hits - initiating first from an equal position gives the enemy the advantage. If you're fighting fair, your tactics suck. That's what ganking is for.

>>571703902
if I return fire do their creeps turn to me?
there's a lot of creep pulling too, to make the range creep die first.
but yeah that's probably it, I should wait for them to attack first so they draw initial creep aggro.

>>571704026
Yes, they will catch up, but it will take a bit longer, and now it's crowded, because it's you, enemy hero, your creeps behind him, and his creeps going around your creeps. It's a pathing nightmare.

Finally reach 2k bros... Only took 15 years
Been away for years and finally back to dota missing all TI9 shit and joined when crownfall dropped.
Where can I get unpurchaseable item like trex clockwork ? illegal 3rd party site?

I wish I could be hopeful for dota 2 new patch/event, but valve fooled me too many times, so I have very low expectations, I'll just wait and observe

>>571705428
you can buy in from those weird russian websites, yeah, I have that set, still in the bundle even, but I dont need money

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this shit real

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>>571705569
Neat, do you plan to use it or I may have it ?

>>571705958
not gonna give you, buy from the russian sites, it's not expensve

>>571702224
They hit you because they know that you can't/won't hit back and/or you'll lose doing it even if it makes them fuck off. Or they can tell you're a pussy from the way you move. It's a combination of your positioning, your support's positioning, the enemy duo's positioning, and your hero picks. If you really want micro tips, we can't do better without a replay. If you don't want to dox yourself, well, we can only tell you vague tips and suggest looking up laning tutorials.

>le axe is le missing
>followed by
>2 days of silent
yep, campo santo went full reddit with this one, psg was right to denounce them all these years

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>look up who is this sorla khan everyone is cumming themselves over
>
Dotards want this shit?

>>571674530
>booster smurf
i dont think you understand what boosters do

>>571690293
>When I queue meme shitmode that should not even exist
interesting

>>571644397
one or two tournaments ago the XG players revolted against Xiao8 because of draft issues and he took it really badly and instantly took the first flight home to China. The timeline was that XG did pretty well for the first part of that tourney, then got 2-0d by Nigma in a surprising fashion (Ame called GG at min25 or so) then the whole team flipped on Xiao8 for the one shit draft of all shit drafts and he just left them and they just crumbled. But I assume they've had time to resolve their issues else they won't do well at EWC and TI

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>it's gonna be the axe arcana

>>571711313
>muscular woman
High chance of being futa
>warrior woman
High chance of being futa
>exotic skin color
Very high chance of being futa
All she's missing are horns or some other non human body part replacement, if she had that she'd be 100% futa

>>571702224
>when I play like a Void or AM
maybe start with picking offlaners

>>571720450
If it's a different character then it's a persona, not an arcana.

>>571714347
ESL birmingham?
That's the game where luna ame gg'd out, but they tied nigma and got 3rd place, which is pretty good for modern china

Why does reddit get oc but we dont?

>>571722003
it's gonna be a different character?

>>571722385
Nah it was way after ESL birmingham, it was last dreamleague

I was standing against axe mid lane the other day and he unironically -80% hp me with 1 battle hunger and it was kind of hard to last hit, especially when he does it in-between waves. I legitimately thought he was disabled because he's broken lmao

>>571722508
go back

Guys it's been well over 24 hours, I'm calling the police and reporting Axe missing.

>>571723916
You know you can cancel the Battle Hunger instantly with a last hit or deny, right? You're allowed to do that. It's a waste of mana for Axe against anybody who can kill a creep more than once a minute.

Why did Diddymaster force axe into a sex change?

They are gonna remove heroes one by one before sunsetting the game

hoodrat is next

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this is a fucking joke
NA doesn't deserve any slots

>>571733103
sea was equally useless

>>571707348
I feel like even a smurf would be able to 1v2 the lane though so it can't really just be a sup gap. gonna try some new wave management techniques based on last night's conversation with Anonymous and I watched a few videos, like https://youtu.be/6vUBRZ_k_Hg
>>571720543
when I play them as pos1 I get bullied by pos3. when I play against them as pos3 I get bullied by pos1+5.

>>571702224
Generally learn to lane, most pos3 heroes have busted stat gain and can run out almost all pos1 heroes out of lane. Just spam axe/bristle/dawn/dark seer and learn to trade. You can pretty much dive any carry with these

>>571733448
Sea actually had teams fighting

>>571733103
It's a joke at this point they need to merge it with SA

>>571690293
turbo is a complete different game... i warmed up and i started winning.

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>>571736595
literal whos fighting

>>571738078
dont interact with him its the brown guy who was having a melty about 23savage

>>571738078
Those teams are still far better than what NA is putting out

>>571738409
Lol Im actually a 23savage enjoyer you got the wrong anon

>>571738645
meanwhile gamer legion is placing better than both these seashitter teams

>>571739051
Lol my point is at least have them fight because at the moment they just get a direct invite I wouldn't be surprised if some of those teams forfeited like last NA qualifier

Gamer legion if they were in sea it's not a guarantee they would make it

what the fuck is with mobas these days?
it used to be uncommon to see people with double digit deaths. now it happens within the first 20 minutes of deadlock and dota.
is this because they're used to spamming ff15 in lol? or did something else change?

>>571739632
its the same shit with spirit and paravision
stop defending seashitters the region has been terrible for years now

>>571723485
dog cm, male pa, female am
etc

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>>571672539
>>571604234

you just know

>>571743672
Who is this Opulent Oglodi? Crimson, burlesque, red like red mist! A perfect specimen...

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>>571672918

>like micro heros
>Be not very good
>Realize im in sub 4k mmr and I'm never getting out anyways because I barely play more than 2 games per day
>Play them
Am I the bad guy?

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>>571744129
Axe, I've read every adventure Goodkind's written about you. Even "Red Mist Red Passion", which is criminally underrated.- wei

>>571744874
https://youtu.be/MUj1mTE20cs?si=JZrtFoeZsV_aRk2m&t=442

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What is with the portraits they look so weird

>>571747106
DOTA 2 - MOBILE

>>571747106
fuck is that

>>571747106
Slop

>12k/12k good goy score
>get comms banned people in my lobbies
?

>>571748172
Yeah that's so fucking weird. I'm 12k in both too but I get guys writing whole sentences on the map and never typing/voice comming. I think they keep a 11.5k+ behavior but are just rude in chat so they keep losing com score

>>571744681
You can learn how to play micro heroes very easily if you do it gradually instead of trying to jump straight into meepo.

>>571751340
I've already got like 10% of my games a meepo and an ok win rate (like 55-60%).
I just don't play him often because he's a mid.
My worst micro hero by far is Chen.

>>571751835
>I just don't play him often because he's a mid.
What position do you like playing and what micro heroes do you ideally want to play?

>>571752845
Carry (LD, Naga) or offlane (visage, LD (rarely), Lycan, Beast master, visage).

I want to say support but I'll be honest, I'm bad at Chen and enchantress and I end up playing visage there or griefing with the other two.

>>571753321
just spam enchantress until you get the hang of her. If you can play LD, Visage or helm dom heroes theres no reason you can't figure out ench.

>>571754281
I can, I used to play her back when jungling was a thing.
I just don't really "vibe" with her, I think it's the ranged stuff since I'm sorry of a melee ape.

Why are pros in esports rushing Heart on Centaur right after Helm

>>571755054
Helm of the dominator??

>>571755495
a lot of offlaners rush helm even on usual non helm heroes for lane manipulation

>>571756216
Oh I thought I the meta was to have big burly male centaurs step on me haha...
Not that I, a very straight carry, would like that...

Ex-dotard here.
Is it true Axe got removed for "ceremonial reasons" because he looks like red Grom and Blizzard sued them just like they did with Skeleton King back in the day?

>>571754552
I don't see how she's that different to LD or visage in that aspect. You have your melee creep to stun/unga bunga and ench to just poke and heal.

If you don't "vibe" with her for being ranged, why do you really want to play support chen/ench over lycan and beast master?

so nothing happened?

this is the deadest TI ever, it keeps getting worse

>>571745321
Huh. Should have added those lore tidbits to the wiki...

>>571757095
No.
Valve finally realized that having both an axe spinning hero and a spinning axe hero was too confusing.

>>571757095
>Blizzard sued them just like they did with Skeleton King
this never happened

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New Axe?

reminder that Skadi is a core item on every ranged hero because the orb effect looks nice

>>571759497
>Axe
>Is wielding a hammer
Valve pls

>>571759497
I guess this is a new persona announcement. Looks terrible though, what's the point

>>571758037
Ench is very dependent on being at super long ranges to work, while visage is a little bit more forgiving with positioning and sometimes you do want to melee people for shard stun.

I don't play her but I gotta farm roll Q tokens sometimes so I've tried them, Chen I dislike because of my low mmr and which means me and my team mates have an inability to make good use of him.

>>571759497
>Any spells of axe used on any hero unit crashes the game

FUCKING BASED

>>571759497
What are you talking about, that's just the normal Axe?

>>571759497
Looks sweet, hopefully it's just part of the battlepass thing they're releasing and not some gay ass 100€ arcana

>>571760032
ok Mr. Ringmaster

>>571759497
inb4 volvo made mechanical models of every single hero just for the lulz

>>571759962
just had this happen to me and everyone left the match lmao nice one valve

>>571759398
Are you a frog

>>571760193
I would love to see how much unused Dota stuff they have sitting on their server, I can imagine there's a fuckload of shit that never got used.

>>571759497
Is he... a MECHANICAL PUPPET?!!!
I'M CLAPPING

so you can't play dota anymore because it keeps crashing
gotcha valve nice update

BRISTLEBOT COMES

>>571759497
If they did that for every hero, and it's a part of Ringmaster's new ult then it's kino

>>571761223
>Ringmaster's new ult
huh
are they changing him or something

>>571761297
no it's not anything confirmed
But ringmaster's ult is shite and has nothing to do with what was shown in the trailer so the theory goes that what they originally intended was too complicated to code in time so they rushed him out with a different ult instead
especially because he's kind of supposed to be like puppermaster from hon

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Wtf are they doing

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Guys I think there's something wrong with my Axe

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>>571759497
this is true and real. Axe has been kidnapped and there's a puppet in his place.

>>571761731
waiting for the TI to be completely halted because nobody can play the game

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Axe? just crashed my game lmao

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>>571761975

Event tonight or tomorrow?

>>571762282
hatsisters...

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>it's not just axe

>>571762696
Embarrassing. Why not just jump to dota 3?

>>571762696
uh oh

>>571762282
>money fucking stolen

>this TI stalling so that nobody mentions that the fucking game doesn't work
b r u t a l

>>571763067
Not playing until the update drops so it doesn't bother me.

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THERE'S NO AXE AND MY GAME IS CRASHING MID GAME HELP ME DOTARDS
I CANT REJOIN
GAME ALREADY COUNTED AS NON-SCORED
ITS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE
VALVE WHY

Sweet, the grass update

>>571759930
idk if you like ench just spam her until it clicks. I was in the same position as you needing to farm tokens and decided I was going to spam Elder Titan and CM and eventually playing them become easy and a lot of fun.

what seemed to work for me was focusing on a specific aspect sometimes, focus practice rather than just trying to "do well" every game. Treat some games as training.

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This new Axe? hero is a ripoff of Ace from Strife.

>Axe was chosen by both teams!
>Axe was picked by the enemy anyway
I see you Valve, what are you planning here

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY IS AXE GONE AAAAAH

>>571764665
new heroes are immune to getting banned

>>571759962
BRAVO ICEFROG EXCELLENT BALANCING CHOICE

Nice event dotards

>>571765617
leaguechads win again
it's over for us dotards

>final boss is mirror match against ringmaster's puppets of YOUR picks
would be kino

why is everybody posting like there's an event going on right now?

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so this shits not coming out til next week at the earliest

How are axe schizo mains coping rn?

>>571767501
are there 1tricks in this game? that's more of a lol/hero shooter thing.

>>571766909
is this a bad time to bring up that we are STILL waiting for a deadlock update? its been 6 months of nothing

>>571763204
BASED VALVE

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>>571769189
I like kaolin

>>571769189
Shadow fiend

>>571769189
23% of my 6000 games have been played on the same 2 heroes

>>571769189
Couple years ago my team had some autist with 95% of his games as right click abaddon
He was dogshit

>>571759497
its over...

monkeys is doing it!

So if it's a persona, like you say, with no proofs. That means Ringmaster kidnapped Axe, gave him HRT, and returned him as a woman. Because if it's persona, it's 100% woman axe, there's absolutely no other options. So we have the Axe trooning out event basically.

>Wake up
>Dotards vs Machines is happening

is the new update gonna be fun?

>>571773447
the robot is a persona because the file path for the new robot model mentions that it is

>>571773447
personas are explicitly different characters than the original hero

>>571773668
Yes

>>571774107
like invoker and pudge?

>>571774864
that's crazy

>>571773670
why would they give everyone access to a persona? even for a limited time. also it's a retarded persona, what the sets would be for puppet axe?

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>>571759497
goodkinds fuck puppet

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lol

>>571775318
invoker from the past which caused a paradox and a toy made by some creepy kid

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>>571775471
i dunno, what would the sets be for a toy pudge?

>>571781002
the clown one thats already in the game?

Did they already patch the new Axe model breaking the game?

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the event has been out for hours and no one has posted about it

>>571781695
That seems like a fuck you for China censors.

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Why don't people get a second midas?

>>571781695
thats not funny, even in the slightest.
you'd have to be retarded if you think that wiki is anything but abandoned shithole.

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>>571781695

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>>571782004
i laughed

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>>571781695
I don't know what's going on with the fandom wiki. I know Liquipedia is the proper one now, but I thought the fandom wiki would just stop getting updated. But sometimes I accidentally click on it and see shit like this and I'm like uhh what the fuck? Is it like... Dota fan fiction now? Who the fuck is writing this shit? Some autistic weirdos? Bots?

>>571782146
People shit it up just out of spite, lots of people really dislike fandom.

>>571782146
With some games' pages, it's the previous wiki authors fucking with it on purpose

>>571781695
I didn't know it was 2/29/28 and we were on patch 8.01

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>>571781002
toy pudge is a completely different model at least, why is picrel not a persona then?

>>571783369
clockwork axe is a completely different model with new animations, but it's shaped the same as axe
the donkey centaur isn't a persona because it's fanmade and allegedly the same character

>>571781530
I hope so
>Searching for match right now

>>571783550
windranger's arcana is also different model with new animations and so is earthshaker's arcana. persona suppose to be something completely different, not the same model with new animations and "lore". you are defending valve inconsistency for no reason

>>571783995
same character
they're called personas because they are different characters embodying the same hero role

>>571783995
arcanas are more like an alternative take on the same hero

>>571784357
how is puppet axe not an alternative take on the same hero?

>>571784485
he has a fucking hammer

I want to fucking kill myself every god damn time I am close to crusader 1 I get a losing streak. Can somebody boost me please to crusader I have 1400 now I gain around 33 per win. EU server. Preferably tomorrow cause it is 2am now and I am losing my mind.

>>571784756
he has a fucking scythe in one set, it doesn't make him a different character. again, you guys just defending vavle's inconsistency for no reason, it's definitely not a persona and if it, it's fucking stupid

>>571785010
because it's a robot made to look like axe instead of mogul kahn

>>571784909
buddy sorry to blackpill you but herald - crusader is basically the same rank, if you can't get to archon without sweat it really doesn't matter where within this range you are. it's not bad though, it's just normal people brackets, with lives and hobbies besides playing a dead game for eastern europeans and chinese

>>571785127
I will mogul my kahn with axe's mouth

>>571785228
I know it all doesnt matter until immortal anyway but I set myself a goal to reach crusader and that is it I don't have delusion to be a pro or some shit I just want the medal so I can rest in peace for fucks sake.

>>571784909
Have you tried picking some retarded brool hero and pressing his buttons
if you're in the "the 4 and 5 pick support spirit breaker" then pick support zeus and spam R on cooldown the free maphack is bound to carry you

>>571784909
Lean farm patterns if you play core. For support, start using your damn wards properly.

>>571784909
learn how to play carry and farm and pick phantom lancer, nobody in your brackets know what to do against late game lancer

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>enemy team doing Rosh
>everything on cd including BKB, and enemy has the full zoo waiting outside the pit in case we show up
>team goes in anyway
>follow them even though it's a terrible idea
>eventually I die after helping kill 2
>they wipe and our fat Pudge survives with 1 HP left
>review the fight in replay because I could've done a lot better even without cooldowns
>notice that the enemy supports ran off while Pudge had his 1v1 with the remaining enemy core, and they died right BEFORE Pudge blinked on them, not after
>that's weird
>check log
>enemy team took like 1,000 damage each from the Mjollnir active I gave Pudge before I died and that's what actually killed them
>apparently I got a triple kill there, not Pudge
lmao I have new appreciation for the active now. I thought Mjollnir countered zoo comps because of the extra attack speed and damage, not the active proc'ing a million times and killing everything. That AoE range is huge too. Those zaps were jumping like half a screen away.

>>571784909
have you tried turning on your monitor when you play?

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wish me luck bros.

>>571787406
yeah turns out that if you use the active on the tankiest hero on your team instead of your universal/agi carry, and the enemy team hits him, then the enemy team dies

>>571787860
gl

>>571787406
>>571788676
should I buy it as a support item

summer sale is tomorrow so patch is tomorrow

>get pos 3
>POS 4 DECIDES TO PICK AXE AND GRIEF

game is completely fucking unwinnable from min 0

enemy carry is going to afk farm and I can't do anything at all

>>571787860
gl hf dotard

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>>571787860
we got shit on. got first blood but then 3 people died for it, before bounty spawned.
gonna go cook some dinner.

>>571790189
I love it when some nigger picks a support hero and he just pushes the wave from the fog while waiting for the match to end

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good morning dotards

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>>571793120
good morning dotard

>teammate crying all game
>says enemy team has a smurf

omfg, just stfu and play. If you go into a game thinking "they have a smurf, we will lose" then of course you are going to lose, you fucking retard.

Ironic part is our necro was a smurf and he was fucking dogshit.

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>>571793120
Good morning Koishi schizo

>>571793496
I have a friend who does this, scrolling every profile before match. I hate playing with her too because she's trash and gets super tilted.

>>571788676
The Mjollnir active is so awkward to use so I rarely get to put it on somebody else. Long cd, high mana cost, short-ish range, and you don't even notice it working because it's more like a faint pulse. I didn't notice the zaps the first 2-3 times I looked through the fight. I saw HP bars going down but thought it was the Hydra poison or Rot DoT at first.
Hell, I barely remember to use it for farming.

But I appreciate its impact more now so I'll be trying to get more use out of it in future games.

>The primary lightning bolt can hit the following enemies:
>- Invisible enemies
>- Enemies inside the Fog of War
>- Untargetable enemies.
Wow, that's really nice.

>- Already dead enemies
Wait what?

>>571794125
the really short cast range and duration is what makes it hard to use effectively. like you want to toss it in your pos3 as he's blinking in, but that's hard to time, and it's also risky being that close to him so that you don't get blinked on instead.

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chat, this shit is hard

>>571794125
all you need to keep in mind is this:
>im not fighting, i better throw it on the front creep of a wave to push
>im fighting, i better throw it on my bulkiest guy
ezpz

>>571794417
And it's also loud as fuck so if you try to pre-cast it on the initiator, EVERYBODY will hear it and back off instinctively.

>>571795183
I feel like most players don't use audio queues and they have spotify playing.
or they're in LAN cafe's because their third worlders.

>>571795496
fuck I'm the ESL retard now.
they're and they're, not they're and their.

>>571795664
>>571795496
i m bumpin russian rap full blast all game
or nigger rap, like rtz god

>>571795142
Sexy CM

>>571795838
blyaaat!