Parasol Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/667242081733838158>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>571619516
>>571707982yjk
I wanted to play 30 games on every character initially but I'm not really having fun anymore so I'll stop there. And characters that are left are in complete faggot territory anyway.After all these games I'm hardstuck in Emissary IV-VI.I made a tierlist about how enjoyable was it to play the character, not really about their power or potential in the match.It really reminded me why I hate mobas and stopped playing dota or any other team game. I haven't felt gamer rage for over a decade but this game made me feel it again couple times.I'll go back to playing Path of Exile or Old school Runescape instead.
Celeste gave me herpes and all I did was suck her nipple a bit.
>>571707982What am I looking at here, OP? Is it >Mina's idea vs reality and Rem didn't want to wear the clothes Mina made himor is it >Rem's idea versus reality and Mina was too cheap to make him the clothes he wanted?
i'm tired, boss
>>571708257>be bad>cry and shitpost
>>571708181I think it's just a before and after but read right to left>Mina sees REM burning in the sun in his pajamas>so she sets him with a cool summer fit and an umbrellaThis is just my theory
>>571708257>tankbusteryou are right where you belong
>>571708348I lowkey hate when vampires have blood going down their chin. Its like if you ate soup and you have soup going down your chin.Wipe your fucking mouth, bitch.
>>571708134honestly, if it was sex might be worth it
>>571708121>And characters that are left are in complete faggot territory anywayYour top 3 favs are some of the most complete faggot heroes in the game so that seems a little iffy.
>>571708134Unicorns are pure beings that carry no disease
>>571708121You should at least give rem a tryTwo of your S tiers are supports and it'll teach you about tunnels
>>571709185Then why did she make me wear a condom?
>>571709320Thats how she stays pure with no diseases
>>571709185Celeste literally has a voice line where she says that she sucks off fat bald ugly men who get physically hurt at her show just so they dont sue herYou call that pure?
>perfectly winnable game ruined by teammates taking turns disconnecting for 5 minutes and reconnecting back
>on alt>6-22 down 20k at 15-20 something minutes>sell all items and go carpet/curse>even after trolling for 10+ minutes I still have 2nd most damage on my team>next game>doortard tries talking shit after I call him out for being afk on sinners when we could just kill the drifter he's literally 20 feet away from>follows me and starts taxing my jungle camps>say "no it's okay i'll troll this game">voice chat explodes into rageit's so liberating having an alt, you don't have to give an iota of a shit about a ban or rank.you can do anything you want on an alt.
I posted on the forum that they should nerf Celeste's ult by making it counterable with counterspell or ethereal shift.Thank me if you see it in the next patch.
>>571708121>he thinks 30 games is anywhere near enough to become proficient let alone have fun with a heroStatistically you experience a radical improvement in win rate after 250+ games. 30 games is a pathetically small number of games, and probably tedious as fuck to grind through on every single hero. Just focus on 3-5 heroes you actually enjoy and grind them out to climb ranks.
>>571709545Do you have to pay to make an alt?
>>571709669>30 games is a pathetically small number of gamesthese characters have disgustingly little depth, even something as braindead retarded as Warwick in League has more tech than the most techy hero in this game.30 games is more than enough to get good at a hero.
>>571707982Celeste's ult shouldn't trigger on creeps, but should pierce creeps as a compromise. Same with Mirage's beetles.
Celeste is pure because she’s a lesbian which doesn’t count as losing your virginity as Unicorns hate nonvirgins. However this has tended to cause Celeste to pursue girls that are often minors and shes very creepy about it
>>571708939How else will you know they're a vampire?
They do lots of things!
My extreme take is no game should ever be longer than 40 minutes long under any circumstance, as it is an offense to heaven. There needs to be a hard game-ending mechanic in play, like getting a rejuve causes one of your lanes to get triple attack damage creeps. Something that forces it to end.
>>571709320She doesn't make enough to support a family and she knows you don't either poorboy
>>571710045>There needs to be a hard game-ending mechanic in playSudden death, floor is lava, patrons turn into Godzilla and start punching each other int he face
>>571710606>double stamina regen, floor is lavawould go hard as fuck
>>571709816>Celeste is pure because she’s a lesbian which doesn’t count as losing your virginity as Unicorns hate nonvirginsshe rapes young girls with her horn but being skilled at using natural holes in the hymen means her victims never technically lose virginity
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>571709680mine was free because I used it to cheat on tf2 like a decade ago.otherwise it's like 5 dollars (you can refund afterwards btw)
>stop lanejannying for half a second>lose two walkerssigh
>>571707982Why'd the OP image get deleted?
>>571712969Janny does what janny wants
>>571712969Genuinely what the fuck.
>>571712969janny probably hates seeing mina and rem in the same picturethere was 0 reason to delete it
>>571712969New janny recruitment wave brought in this guy who will kill OP images and sometimes entire threads for showing a tiny amount of skin but leave literal porn OPs up for other generals
>>571712969Rem isn't even wearing pants!
>>571713124>>571712969>>571713057>>571713090Heres the image either way. Not remotely nsfw. Either its a troll deleting his own image and blaming the janny or the janny really hates mina and rem
>>571713189god I wish I was that pillow
>TI comes>Dota part is over>Deadlock segment>everyone just leaves expecting another Artifactis Valve prepared?
Movement speed is the most important thing in Deadlock. If you're slow you can't catch anyone, and if you're slow you can't run away, you can't get to your teammaets in time, you can't get at the mid in time. SPEED IS ALL YOU NEED
>>571715669movement speed is important because it lets you use magic carpet more goodi buy magic carpet and frenzy together to never die
>>571714105They're not announcing Deadlock at TI, you can screencap this.
>>571714105I wouldn't be surprised if TI leads into a deadlock release given all the copyright and china release prep they've been doing
>>571709280>2 out of 3 are supports>kelvin, paige, doormanwhat?
>>571715169someone should make a skin mod that replaces the thing in his vase with the fetus from death stranding
>>571715669I remember when wind lace came out in dota and I would pick up a casual one because it was like having 1.5 boots and I'd have people like flaming me cause they didn't understand that if I move 20 faster than everyone else, I'm going to escape more, I'm going to catch more. It took years for pro supports to catch on and start doing the same and suddenly then it was acceptable to do. Average person in these communities is genuinely low IQ.
>>571713216this is the most milquetoast thing I've ever seen deletedthey got it out for us
https://files.catbox.moe/rjuk98.jpg
>>571716995likely, deadlock is competition for overwatch/marvel rivals and there's also the salty tf2 autists playing the same game for 20 years straight. that's a lot of unhinged weirdos that could've been made janny.
>>571716180Prepare to eat those words you RAT
>>571710045Street brawl is right there bro
>>571716910where's the dick
>>571717386What pisses me off about jeet brool is that some players primarily play it then come into the main game and shit up matches because they treat the MOBA like an ARAM. I haven't dealt with those kinds of players since getting into high eternus but it used to be really fucking common even in low eternus.
>>571715669>he missed the movespeed stack metaBuilding fleetfoot Enduring every hero everygame sucked
>>571717508>warden running at you at 700 meters a second and doing a billion damage and then just running away afterHO BOY
>>571717508>>571717579don't forget seven with literal unlimited ammo crouch spamming every 0.2s and being impossible to track
>>571717508I haven't bought fleetfoot on anyone but vyper in forever.
>>571717720I feel like fleetfoot slowing bullets is a really really good combo on basically any m1. no movement penalty while shooting and you slow them and if they try slow you back you have all this slow resistance. I think the fact it provides zero base move speed kinda hurts the item a little though. could possibly move 1 speed over from the buff.
Its over...
>>571718223they just announced EOS pack it up guys your rank means nothing now
>>571717720Its still pretty good if you arent getting other sources imo
I just had RemAMA
>>571719060did ya pull out?
>>571719060did you get her pregnant
>>571714105Announcing another MOBA at a DotA event would create a lot of resentment from DotA players so they won't do it. Not to mention, people who are really invested in one game probably won't switch to a new one.
Im making AI generated pictures of Mina eating popcorn by herself
>>571719804Stop proompting.This is a threat.
>>571712969Literal tranny janny on chink payroll
>>571719436I have 8k hours in dota and dropped it back in 2021 and I'm playing this now. DOTA died a long time ago.
>>571719804Well, post it
>>571720243>>571712969>"Fact of the matter is I do it for free. The seething is just a bonus."
>>571720413
>>571720243>chink payroll
>>571720642I just realized the AI copied the watermark from the base image I used. AI gonna AI I guess. Here it is without the watermark.
>>571720801does scourge active dmg stack if you get 2 and put it on your 2 frontliners?same question for alch fire
>first batch>Paige is cancer>second batch>Rem is hyper-cancerare they going to make every update have an overpowered support?
>>571721146accidental (you) myb
>>571721146Im not a person to ask.
>>571709757>30 games is more than enoughStatistically not true. Statlocker short for "increase in winrate by games played" shows significant improvements after 100+ and especially 250+ games. But that's also the reason you're hardstuck in shitter ranks.
>>571721428I accept your concession.
>>571721505Concession accepted, sir.
>>571716661Kelvin and Paige are supports, yes
Buff Graves gun dps and autoaim range already.
>>571721745Nigga wants to play Deadlock on a phone screen.
>>571721647yes and doorman is a spirit nuker right?
>>571721964YeahI mean Kelvin could be seen as a "hybrid" support but his grenade technically heals so
>>571721996any support can go and do dmg in this game and doorman is definetly a util/cc support
Thread's dying.It clearly needs some Silver.
>>571722725No one talks like thatNo woman talks like that.A woman from that period of time would be more modest and not talk like that.
>>571723000>woman>in a bar>alone>in the 30sbwahahaha
>>571723000these trips are just like your IQ
it's kinda crazy how they've allowed bullet resilience to be mogged by metal skin/warp stone for this long
>>5717234903000? Yes indeed.
>>571723567it can't even count to 4...
>>571723549having identical items for different damage types will never work since context for their usage is differentyou can remove it and literally nothing will change for 99.9999% of the playerbase while removing mystic will allow pure cancer in matches
Where do I find how old Graves is? I'm an ethical person
>>571723000Silver is not a modest woman
I hate that part of a ranked game where you get high enough that everyone is parroting something from a pro player>uh we actually don't need to take objectives as long as we do this. We shouldn't fight urn because someguyTTV said you shouldn't do it unless this happens>building defensive items is always a loss never do it>my build is bad? it's a Lightbringer build and he's way smarter and cooler and has bigger abs than you/people fellating lifebringer are crazy toothat's not a guide, that's the entire shop tab with no annotations
>>571724385Apollo says he's 18 and he and Graves are in the same class so she's probably around the same age
>>571724421What happened next? Did she suck barman's cock?
>>571724820
>>571723549Idk what numbers it would take but I feel like bullet resist should be the choice for tanks and metal skin for squishyOne issue is just how gun scales, don't need counter early then late its the game ender
>>571721964Doorman is lowkey also a support, Kevin has enough hp to frontline tho
>>571724914I bet whoever drew this can't do porn at all
>>571708348not the bat pubes
>>571724914Omegacringe
disarm would be THE antigun item, but it doesn't stop haze ult and every m1gger buys dispel anyway
>>571726538Every counter item besides curse is easily countered with a single slot.
>>571726628That makes me tthink, people arent really buying counters at the right time, usually its bought after they got their shit pushed inThe best time to buy a counter imo is right before the 18m urn, you have enough money so its not too much of your total, you know who the problem heros are on the enemy by then. Yea they could buy dispell after but it might be too late if you can urn-mid
>>571724914does he kill her at the end
>>571727060there's a secret shop right near the deposit and they can check your items at any time
>>571725919>>571727187We don't know, there's only 4 pages so far
>>571727341of what interest is a priest's behind to a woman?she's going to be the one pounded, no?
>>571727198All im saying is your best chance is the first fight you pull it out so might as well aim for an impactful fight. If you win you'll be up 3k and its basically free
>>571724914>silver x venatorFinally something good
Venator should not be allowed to by vampiric burst, not because its op, because he hunts vamps
>>571727470Women like toned ass too
graves x geist when?they both can give each other a HAND if you know what I mean
>>571725312They would pretty much have to give bullet resilience 40% and remove the conditional for it to be a better option.
>>571728071He should take 5 self damage when he uses it like how his stakes do 5 extra damage to vampires
imagine if they ditched the rate of fire bonus on ivy tether and replaced it with spirit lifesteal so she could support either type of build with sustain
>>571728159We don't have a preference.Money and funny.
>>571728159Can women itt confirm?
>>571727470ass size is mostly for aesthetic appeal even when viewed from man to woman, it doesn't changes sex much
>>571728235I dont think the conditional is a negative. If the choice was 40 flat or 20 flat+60 under 50% hp, id choose the latter. Even though theoretically its the same ehp, I value the low hp more than the high hpIts like that old adage about how much you would pay for a water bottle. If you are dying of thirst, youd pay a lot more. Same thing with the hp, the last point of hp is more valuable than the first even tho in nominal terms they are equal
>>571729628Wrong.It provides cushion when pounding doggystyle.
>get out of an eternus 5 lobby>look up one of the players>eternus 4>average match rank phantom>look at his match history>like 30 games in a row of him playing in phantom or low ascendant and raping everyone to death with scores like 28-1>S+ S+ S+ S+ S+ S+ 1st place MVP on everythingare people actually duoing with pisslows to get easy match stomps so they can rank or what the fucks going on here
>Play healer Vindicta for 20+ games>Never heard a soul complaining about it>Play trap Venator for 5 games>People immediately start bitching when losingWhat gives? I didn't even go for the meme build with no gun items.
>>571729628>he can't tell the difference between fucking a no-ass asian and a normal womanvirgin
>>571729965yeah but any normal woman ass will do that, the difference is only noticeable when it's some hank hill ass or hambeast
>>571729890>>571728235>>571725312>>571723549The real problem is that there are so many easy ways to shred bullet resistance, that bullet resistance becomes a meme stat outside of being 100% invulnerable to bullets (but on hit effects still proc anyway)Bullet Resilience needs to be at least 40% to start or else it's just worthless since anyone can hit you with one headshot and one ability and suddenly you have -25% bullet resistance for the next 8 seconds.
If you raise bullet resist on items massively, who benefits?Do we need our tanks to be unkillable?
>vyper with cock and ball torture reference in name>turns on mic>it's a girlMy cock turned into a guiding beacon and we won
>>571729991actual E6 players create new accounts, grind em up, when they get high they sell them, repeatLet's them have fun stomping and makes side moneyThis happens in like every ranked game ever made.
>>571730740>>it's a girlyou got hard for a tranny
>>571730053are you doing some bullshit like buying tempo and nova, or is it just the rescue beam?rescue beam is a 2400 soul investment that will save someone's life, trap venator is a much bigger soul sink
>Another 40°C heatwaveHow to play deadlock like this
>>571730053Support vin is a real build that even saw play in night shiftTrap venator is not a real build, if you buy more than 2 items for the trap your throwing
>>571731023are you in africa?this summer has been 25 tops
>>571731008>are you doing some bullshit like buying tempo and nova, or is it just the rescue beam?The former with heroic aura to amp the team for urn/mid fights.
>>571729991Maybe. But I can tell you that I often play in the middle of the night (3-4AM) and those matches are a total clusterfuck in terms of skill rating. People like four or five full ranks apart all stuck together.
>>571731023play infernus
I'm retarded. How do you even play this?
>>571731595be invited by someone who's inthere's probably something in the steam discussions where you can put a comment and someone will invite you
>>571731595
>>571730974at this point, (33years), i'd take anyone who sounds like a girl to whisper in my ear then crush my shaft with heels
>>571731595post your steam, and i'll send an invite
>>571731595Have to be invited by another player
>>571730974>>571730974is it even gay to get hard for a tranny when their entire existence is pantomiming women as closely as possible
>>571731795it's gay when "it" is barely trying and you fall for it
>>571729991Notice how his stats in the Silver match were significantly worse than any other
The great thing about being in higher ranks is we're a nice and close knit community :3IF YOU TALK SHIT RIGHT AT THE END OF THE FUCKING MATCH AND WE END UP ON THE SAME TEAM IM THROWING
>>571731023Just turn on the AC?
>of 38 heroes, only 10 are in the desirable 49-51% WR bracket>another 10 are either over 53% or below 47% aka broken in one way or anotherWhy is this game like thisWhat is Yoshi even paid for?
>>571732627dude, do you expect europoors to have an AC-130 in their backyard just to bomb a local mosque or something?
>>571731139>Trap venator is not a real buildReally? I've had good games on it.It feels like an actual carry, weak early but strong late, the problem is that carries seem to be expected to be strong at all stages in the game.
>>571732689they don't have any testers leftyoshi has to test everything by himself in bot matches
>>571731339Europe, 2nd heatwave already. Might aswell be africa
>>571732689Yoshi is not a single person, he's a collective of devs and executives at Valve.
>>571732835Seeker-kun...
>>571733251Yoshi account is obviously ran by "neato" Jill
>>571732689Don't look at other games, its eleven worse
>queue for 5 minutes>teammate abandons>queue for 5 minutes again>enemy abandons before we even get to the end of the zipline
>>571732835>doesnt even get duration>one 6k greenWhat the fuck bro
>>571733712>eleven worse>eleven = 6+5>eleven = seven-eleven>eleven = 67
>>571732594>be bad>someone points out that you're bad>prove him rightHuh
>>571732338SSSilver
>>571730740>it's a girl
>>571732756They would if they paid into NATO.
>>571734562>so I look like I'm a teen still.
>>571730740>cock and ball torture reference in name>it's a girl
>>571730974>>571735091If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck then it's a duck.
>>571735669and if it floats - it's a witch?
when Seven is in your team his ultimate it blue, however his balls are still orange, when will Youshi give Seven blue balls?
>>571736048men can't be witches so no
another game another mongrel mutt retard graves and an infernus who has never played the character before and was whining in voice chat every time he got killed
>>571736289yoshi is kind enough to give us all blue balls waiting for the next content patch instead
>>571736359history thinks otherwise
Knockdown is the best item.Cursed Relic is another best item.
>>571736859>use knockdown>they die>they buy dispel to remove it>buy curse>they dispel knockdown>hit them with the curse>they die>there buy counterspell>they dispel knockdown>they counter the curse>hit them with the silence wavelayers upon layers upon layers
>>571736641>>>>>>wikipedia
>>571722725>>571724421Why hasn't Infernus kicked Graves out of the bar yet? He should also preemptively kick Silver too out cause there's no way she'll be able to pay for her drinks.
>>571738456Graves looks like she fucks ixian
>>571736289the blue ult is because you'll get blue balled by a sinclair ulting 5x more than you before you can even buy unstoppable >>571738341>faggot can't click the little number and look at source so he's sent the original and thinks it's much much much better
>>571738938>>faggot can't click the little number and look at sourcetalking about yourself?
another thing that needs to be done before release is clarifying interactions and shit, like when it comes to CDR, the only thing that affects item cooldowns is TCD, but at the same time all instances and types of ability range/duration affects item duration/radius, including passive stat bonuses like guardian ward or knockdown's ability range, spoverflow and carpet's duration etc.so spellslinger and emblem don't reduce item cooldowns. the way TCD works would make you think superior duration and greater expansion work the same way, that they're the only items that affect item dura/radius, especially since their descriptions mention "abilities and items" the same as TCD does, but you might not even notice that TCD has a separate "+25% item cooldown reduction" in the tooltip which is missing from the other itemsalso sharpshooter works on spirit such as tesla/capacitor, wraith 3, seven 3, and merc magnum bullets despite the tooltip saying it affects WEAPON(orange!!!) damage (that's because despite being spirit damage they have range dropoff which isn't mentioned anywhere in-game). point blank of course has no effect on those things.
>one guy went 0/17 and the other went 0/12>fed an aimbotting Vindicta 12 kills in lane>none of this was even half as aggravating as the 30 minutes of nasally permawhine about feeders from the 3 other faggots on the teamI really dislike muting people but goddamn
>>571736641Which one turned into a ghost sniper girl?
>>571720243genuinely truechink gacha garbage rules this board and we're all worse off because of it
Dude what if there was a weed hero?
>>571738919But according to Apollo, Infernus and his parents are practically race traitors.
>>571721146no you moron it just refreshes the duration of scourge, alch fire also doesnt stack it'll just have two pools with different durations.
>>571739475there was a 0-9 silver trying to make plays and shotcall in the game i was in last night, had to instantly mute that fucking retard.
>>571731736People like this>>571731595Genuinely concern me. Despite them being a self proclaimed retard, Im still baffled at how people just dont care to read anything nowadays. All the "TLDR" commenters online are just outing themselves as retarded.I was playing deadlock with a friend who I recently Invited to the playtest and he goes for urn. So im watching him on the map circle around the thing and not take it and hes yelling " YO HOW TF DO I PICK IT UP???"oh I dunno maybe take a peek at the prompt appearing at the bottom of your screen?
>>571739528Mo&Krill called her Goody Proctor in earlier versions, but it was probably in jest
>shoot a venator trap for 10 seconds>it doesnt get destroyed>realize hes on our teammake them a different color NOW
>>571739790dude, lmao.
Where are the mokrill nerfs?
>>571740824why would you nerf such an honest hero?
>>571740283>venator traps>paige root>infernus trail>geist bomb puddle>talon trapseven if I KNOW they're on my team I'm not going to step into that shit and dash away just in case
>they don't know about the greatest haze item (remember her ult's duration also scales with spirit power)
>>571740283>shoot venator trap>forgot i'm playing a designed raped character that isn't allowed to brake them>get raped
>>571739253Are you sure all instances of range/duration do affects items, i thought it was just sup duration and greater expansion
>>571741114Why can't eternus into mo krill? Are they stupid?
>>571741440every time I watch a high elo streamer they all build health items on him instead of resistances so unironically yes.
>>571741183I think the ult snapshots your spirit for the duration so it wouldnt include the buff because its applied after the ult, could be wrong tho
>>571739886its almost like I asked about putting it on 2 different targets to see if the dmg stacks, and not on a single onetard
>when you embarrass yourself in front of your lane partner in the first few minutes of laning
>>571739253>>571741260all of this is shown in game if you just press tab and read what's on your screen.
>>571741440a bunch of boosted retards play him that never developed any mechanical skill.
>>571741260yes just buy toxic bullets and spiritual overflow in hideout or testing range and watch the toxic bullets duration go up. then buy guardian ward and alchemical fire and look at alchemical fire radius tooltip.>>571741592yeah i just noticed the ult duration bar jumps forward drastically when spiritual overflow gets procced. pretty sure it works with kevlar's buff though. just tested with infuser and if i press it in the middle of the ult, it also skips the duration bar forward
>multiple retards buy tankbuster>throw damage skills at the same target>now every retard after the first deals less damagecan we calculate a total reduction in a team's net worth with every purchase?
>mokrill gets infuser >its now impossible to kill him
>>571741549>>571741894I used to copy prenut(#1 na one trick mo) because he had solved mo basically but I just checked and hes building tankbuster now(yikes)One time I spoke with him and said if I got an early double I like to just get Phantom strike over warp stone and he went on a sperg rant about how warpstone+sup duration is better
>>571742279>healbane>toxic bullets>inhibitor>decaya combo of any of these two items will kinda negate his infuser (will prob stack up to like 60%-75% healing reduction depending on what you choose)
>>571741592just tested it on the dummy with 0 boon hazeult with no item does 666 damageult with kevlar does 1030
>>571742242if they couldn't kill him out of lack of damage alone and not because of healing I doubt any of those would make much of difference>b-but decayis also current health and non-lethal on top of it checkmate liberals
>>571742735makes scorn heal more, it's good.
Do you miss him?
>>571742735>tankbuster moNow that's an actual terrorist grief to blindly suggest to the retard masses. He can't even proc it unless you've got multiple scorn stacks built up on somebody.
>>571729563I don't think about men asses at all because unlike women's they are aesthetic but in a different way While women have a really nice curve men are straight and not that interesting A huge chest, big arms and hands will always be the most pleasant part of a man's body
>>571743410It's literally in most of the top mo builds btw lol
>>571743410he procs it with scorn and heals for the % damage, it's legit
silver is definitly unplayable
>>571743936>street brawlleck mich
>>571743880I feel sorry for the billy there, you definitly cheated
>>571743936silber mit ihrer geilen haarigen fotze pfoaaah
>>571743738yeah i'm aware how it works. the point is that you're not proccing it off scorn outside of drawn out fights against tanks or being giga late game with maxxed out spirit investment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6_rBIew0OIolympus has fallen.
>>571744418all you need is QSR and 50 spirit
>>571740283>majestic leap into a fight>start casting lash ult>see people on my own team trying to counterspell it or run awaylol
>be lash>not even a good one>barely into frame and already getting hit with knockdownI just want to play the game
>>571727341No one acts or talks like thatNo one used that kind of slang back thenWomen back then followed the Christian equivalent of Sharia law and were forbidden from interacting with men.
>2026>still no smell-stink based hero that forces you to smell her feet really really close up so you can see every toe in detailits not fair
>>571745047I basically just wait until I see him center himself over my team and pop knockdown. Interrupts ults 90% of the time.
>>571743361No, we have black women of originality now.His job was completed and he left this plane.
I think this game might be hard uninstalled until the next major patchRescue beam lash, 12k in greens phantom strike drifteranother epic 30 minutes of my life wasted for these worthless faggots. i simply do not care anymore
>>571745364I kiss bart
>>571744824>all you need to make this item not do literally nothing is over 6400 worth of other itemsonce again thank you for proving my point
>m1gger in street brawl gets enhanced silencer>3 of our 4 heroes now do nothingstreet brawl kinda sucks huh
You had your funnow it's my turn
>>571745364>We grab rejuv>Venator immediately wastes it and dies again after reviving >4 people comm that we should do urn>Even though it's neutral>And the enemy dynamo has ult>And they still have a walker up we could take instead>Comm that I do not think that's a good idea>"Nah bro we have rejuv no way we lose">Everyone goes urn>They all get dynamo ulted and lose rejuvs>I die after>Full team wipe but we get urn because they stepped off accidentally before our last person died>"Guys that was pretty good we got like 4 of them guys and we got urn!!!!!">We're literally all dead for 60+ seconds so they take all of our shit>We respawn and manage to punish them being too pushed up>We get midboss AGAIN >"Guys lets do urn">Comm again that it's a stupid idea and that dynamo has ult again >"Nah bro we have rejuv trust">Big dynamo ult AGAIN>TEAM WIPE AGAIN>"Ggs guys we did all we could these guys just don't touch grass"I hate these faggots
>>571745529almost every mo and krill gets QSR in lane, you get 1.1 spirit per boon, and you'll naturally pick up some from golden statue buffsyes it's bad if you're a mong and pick it up as your third item, but it doesn't take 40 minutes to become viable
>>571708348Test
>>571745979Anytime some retard says "trust" I mute them and carry on
>>571745064Have sex.If you can't, jerk off before posting.
>>571746415your team is 100% correct though you should always do urn if you have rejuvs. though grouping up for dynamo ult was pretty retarded
wtf why did the OP image get deleted? It wasn’t even slightly erotic like the previous ones
WOW I SURE LOVE OBVIOUS BOOSTED ACCOUNTS LOCKING IN SINCLAIR GOING 0-6 AND DOING FUCKING NOTHING
>>571744842i mean did they have a sinclair or something because i can kinda understand that
Be honest and try to analyze why did we lost this one.238vs231 souls or something
>>571747381the jannys work (unpaid) in mysterious ways
>mid ascendantthis isn't good playersit's still guys who get wrecked by one person on the enemy team and don't know counterspell or green items existwhere are good players?
>>571747594forgot pic 90 seconds cooldown for posting, fuck
>>571747594>>571747794everyone threw except for grey talon
>>571747486>Hes seething so hard he checks up his opponents after a lose just to cry like a little baby on deadlock generalWhat a loser lol
>>571747794I'm going to guess viscous was doing decent cubes
>>571727341Weird how i've never saw this comic on Reddit/Discord. I guess anything that isn't gay is ignored/downvoted while more abhorent art is boosted by bots.
>>571747794If I had to guess you didn't use the opportunities you got from them trolling here and there after a bad startI've had to beg people to do urn with 4 of them dead before, it's insanesouls don't matter when one team is obviously inferior to the other
Jesus I regret ever starting to watch replaysSo many fucking aimbots on m1ggers. And I don't mean "uhhhh he's smooth tracking better than me sus sus" that can be genuine aim, just people doing shit no sane human ever would like constantly snapping between heads of heroes who end up close or just straight up ignoring Drifter ult and tracking erratic movement outside the radius.
>>571745979>every character has some manner of delay on their massive AoE CC ult>Dynamo gets to do his instantly>also does % max health damage>also you can't Indom or Counterspell it>also it vacuums people>also the rest of his kit is just as broken>>>stillreddit ass dad gamer unc hero
>>571748687Only upside of damage falloff and low ttk.So easy to expose them.Usually rushing glass cannon as their third item
>>571747794What the fuck is that Geist build?
>>571748687Even met a guy from this general in latenight streetbrawl and after he lost 2 rounds he legit started to aimbot and still lost.Cant make this up. On the upside aimbot m1ggers are usually trash otherwise and they are kinda beatable in deadlock
> I guess anything that isn't gay is ignored/downvoted while more abhorent art is boosted by bots.>literally drawn like a porn comicalright cherry picking retard>>571748687replays arent accurately shown so it looks weird on m1
>>571749106The crosshair offset is off and it slightly lags behind what the actual player did but the replay does not create snap movement on its own
RUSSIANS ARE SUBHUMAN NIGGERS AND THE MORE YOU HAVE THE MORE LIKELY YOU ARE TO LOSE THE GAME IN THE MOST CRUSHING FASHION IMAGINABLE. DUMB NIGGER RETARDS. GAS THEM ALL. KIKES IN WHITE SKIN.
>>571748017I check accounts if they're obviously smurfing.Had a haze pushing almost 30 kills in seeker only to check and see they were a brand new account.These losers cant compete with people in their skill bracket so they come down to where learners are to pubstomp them.Not exactly healthy if you want to retain player counts
>>571748017it's my team mate you dumb fucking nigger. literally how are you this dumb
>>571750756Concession accepted kek
its another>holliday smurf rapefest>not even pushing walkers just padding her stats going for killstired of it
>>571751020>you're CUMMING with me!
>>571751156i pretend that's what she's saying every timei mean she literally has me tied up
how the fuck do i hit people with apollo's gun
>>571721240Considering the current state of Paige, the next batch is going to make Rem useless too if that is indeed a trend.
5th time Im back out of the mine, do I play another one or take a break so the eomm resets?
>>571750756wow, i accidently typed opponent instead of teammate, nice catch there.i give you some handkerchiefs as a reward so you snort into them you fucking crybaby
>>571752760samefagging in the most obvious fashion ever to try and defend your shit reading comprehension. go to school retard.
>>571751749He has abysmal velocity so opening rounds helps and firerate also helps tho to a lesser extentSigil t1 gives both. I once ran a meme build with opening rounds/sharpshooter and just used sigil to keep kiting
>>571748968Tank.
>>571752937what samefagging, do you even know what that word means? are you even 18?
if we have to wait until the international finals or end im not sure ill be able to make it guys
>>571715669movement speed itself sucks ass stamina and stamina recovery are the broken OP S tier stats.
post your face when you got a bad teammate
>>571747794Im surprised you even got a kill with that build.Its like a shittier suck build
>>571753227they will announce eos of deadlock at TI
>>571753454Tank giest is best giest he should have got his gun spike tho
>>571753227Bro even August is the best case scenario for the update, it might very well come in September or October.
>>571753216you're too retarded to even get why you gave yourself away. done talking to you. come back when you get a frontal lobe nigger.
Getting a white tranny furry monkey on my team has got to be the most insufferable shit ever.
>>571753820that sounds awfully specific, is that some kind of projection?what are you even talking about, you need some meds unironically
>>571747794you got outdamaged by gun paige lmao
I think tankbuster might be an issue, no?Like i watch my deathrecap and somehow 70% of the dmg i took is tankbuster with 16 procces
I have to make an alt account, because hearing your lobotomite teammates seethe at you whilst being unable to respond due to comm restriction is a form of torture I am not willing to endure.
I just had an eternus 4 game where our lash and holliday consistently blew ults to pull people out of blackholes that had just started.
>>571748968>the seekerlos dont know about tank giest yet
I love getting europoids in my NA queue the game is fucking cooked. 56k concurrent players and 40k of them are playing street brawl
There is nothing wrong with being European unless they are british or french.
Bro the december update is going to be lit guys!
>>571755808europeans in online games are the scum of the earth, no exceptions. dogshit at the game, bad ping, arrogant, and incomprehensible
>>571756030The game will have closed its servers before then though
>teammate goes melee Mina Why?
>>571755493>and 40k of them are playing street brawlcorrect. nobody cares about your basedboy mode for angsty teenagers in seek for social validationall the good players and chads play streetbrawl
>>571756030which december though
Every up theres always one overtuned rape hero kys yoshit
>>571711817LOL
>market your game as a hero shooter moba hybrid>the shooting is performative nonsense>the gameplay is a giant clusterfuck of explosions>there's a counter for everything and so nothing is fun>CC train out the fucking ass>slow projectiles and damage drop offs at 20m, but not for spirit>item system is hollowed out garbage where you spend most of your time figuring out how much fake choice there is>game is only playable if you're ahead on souls, otherwise you're pumping ghost damage into unmoveable health bars>TTK so high you could fall asleep>side objectives that take over the entire game and turn every interaction into slopWell done Valve, bravo
>phantom 5>puts me in a oracle EU lobby>100+ ping>get 6 kills in lane >other lanes go 1/15 in lane phase
>>571756389>rem and holliday hitlerbuffed>victor back to stomping lobbies>taloncan't wait for abrams to become 60% winrate next patch
EVERY FUCKING UPDATE. Every single fucking update theres always some character that just ruins the game and is overtuned to fuck.
Nuke calico
>Mina stubbing her toe and swearing like a sailor for a solid 2 minutes straight
>>571756240in the roaring twenties
when will valve add another horse to deadlock?
I dont know why but the music box in Rem's hideout always makes me tear up
>>571757208why are trannies always pedos
>>571757208Not next batch but the batch after that one
>>571757653because they were raped/abused as children.
>>571757653mental illness is a rainstorm, and each mental illness is just a drop of rain.
>>571757653If someone goes through puberty there chance of passing drops to null, so predators try to convince 10 year olds they are trannies in some sick giga grooming
deadlock failed and has been put on the back burner with cs and tf2 and after the next update they will leave it in maintenance mode with no more new content. all employees must be sent over to help make the steam machine 7 with a seven deadlock console skin that'll cost $4,999
>eternus 4 lobby>ABYSMAL DOGSHIT literally the worst comms and macro you've ever seen in your life>eternus 5>normal gamesamazing how far the skill gap is between mid eternus and high eternus. literal night and day difference.
>>571757208>>571757759which jan's mares/themaresbeast video is your favorite?
>>571757208>train your staminathis would be a premature ejaculation nightmare
>>571758215it's cause at e1 you stop getting to queue stacks so they just remain there hard stuck occasionally being plucked to go play in an e4 lobby with e6 players while having the most trash attitudes and comms and game sense imaginable because they never had to learn to do any of that while better players consistently carried them.
>>571758215oh shit, it's like rank means nothing and the whole system is a wash and you're wasting your life trying to "rank up" in a pointless circle jerk, all so that you can shit talk and act cool in front of strangers on the internet
>>571758215they messed up matchmaking somehow today, i keep getting e5 avg lobbies with e4s in it somehow and its so ass. just made ztol have a mental breakdown lmao his team was so fucking bad
>>571758618yep no joke I was on a 7 win streak into E5 yesterday and then I suddenly get a team that gets anally raped so hard that we lost in 19 minutes. shocking.
>viscous,mirage,bomb giestAnyone else i should add to my hero pool if I want to push max?
Holy fuck that was miserable.> Go on 10 game lose streak> Game puts me with seekers> My team is Gun Dynamo, Calico who did nothing but use Scourge and Magic Carpet in cat form, a Wraith with no map awareness, and a Melee Sinclair> Other team has Lash, McGinnis, Mirage, Billy, Venator> 85 minute game because my team keeps brooling on their side and dying> Finally win because they got caught out of position enough that we got rejuvenator and pushed> Calico was 3-21> Wraith was 10-22
>get sinclair>lose gamewow, incredible
>>571758273I'm gonna pretend I didn't google that just now
Why is it always haze player crying about their teammates in allchat? They play the lowest skillfloor m1gger, but always mad
>>571721240Rem isn't even remotely cancerous, retard-kun. He's extremely balanced compared to P*ige
>>571754784It charges up so it's doing 10.1% current health damage 15 times. Most of the damage is from the first hit.
>holiday lassos me under wardenMy fault for pushing lane I guess
>>571758901Kevin, wraith, doorman, ivyBasically anyone with an escape and not trash gun
>>571759591>doorman>not trash gun
>>571759139your loss, that shit is hot as fuck
>>571759658Its not that bad, I was referring more to stuff like mina/lash. Vicious gun also got gutted but its still fine for pushing
>>571759241They didn't pay good rubles for the aimbot just to lose
>>571759734enjoy being on a government list
>>571758709oh ur the pisslow retard i dont want on my team rofl, shut the fuck up shitter
>>571759481>pushes into character with crowd control ability>they use itanon i'll concede holliday is turbo hitler rn but come on man
>>571760047are you a schizo or something
if you werent eternus before september last year you were stimmied by yoshi and your rank is fake im sorry you had to find out this way
>still no update leaks>yoshi silent>team is likely working on dota 2 insteadIt must be nice being Gay Ben's favorite game.
>>571760320e6 starts at rank 400 on the leaderboard these days. anything below rank 600 is garbage as fuck, i literally want to kill myself while watching an e4 or low e5 player do shit
>be rem>team dominating the game>teamates all of sudden dont push and leave me for dead>lose teamfight because they didnt have their support>15 minutes later>acctually pushing into their base>target abilities and items like little helpers, tag along, alch flask, divine barrier bug out>it goes into target mode for a split second before exiting>cant use anything>restart client>still broken>lose game because I cant do anything to help my team>"gg"JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT YOSHI I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!THATS A FUCKING PROMISE!!!I WILL DROWN YOU IN YOUR OWN FUCKING TOILET!!!I DID NOT LOSEI WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT LOSS YOU FILTHY NIGGER IN CHINK SKIN!!!FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>571762557FUCKING LOST MY RANK OVER THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>571762557um yoshi (icefrog) is *ndian. a chink would only make gacha games which are far superior to any other game genre
>>571762557I've been having a bug like this with active items, just for example using the default binds of ZXCVI have actives in 3 slots, with V empty. I buy a 4th active item, and now X appears empty on my bar, it won't work, and active V does the targeting thing that you mentioned.So the next thing I try is swapping the actives around. I take active Z, and I swap it with X. Instead of any swap happening, active Z just completely disappears and gets eaten by the empty void. Swapping V with Z would move the V active to Z, but the Z active would disappear, too.I've tried a million things to fix this and the only thing I found was to sell the bugged active, which would be the most recent one you purchased. I'm so paranoid about this happening and eating up my souls that I just double check that I didn't get the bug whenever I purchase something from the shop. Had it happen with CURSE and it basically set me back 3200 souls fucks sake
>>571762557>>571763137https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/buying-and-selling-an-active-item-upgrade-to-any-active-item-lets-you-place-other-actives-on-top-of-it.144240/might be related to this
anybody else just click off the stream when these fucks show up? how can they expect their game to be popular within the e-sports scene when they have these ugly freaks on screen?
>>571763561yes but then i click back when jake is on screen :)
>>57175474530+11=4120+25=45you stupid
Sigh...bet all Abrahams They tanking my boy mirage winrate on purpose so he dont catch nerf before the big tournament
>>571763561fr fr. they need to hire vtubers to do analysis instead of dysgenic 30 yr olds.
>>571764447there's a reason league of legends always has atleast one female caster
>yoshi gets an alert on his apple watch>night shift is happening>he runs over to his rgb valve gamer pc>pushes an update that buffs holliday again>goes back to cranking it to hoodwink
>>571764596I wouldnt know because I havent watched comp league since szn 2
>rusnigger geist playing in 720p blurry ass screen on the nightshift
>>571765383>FOV cheats
>>571765383how does it make you feel that he is making ez money every week while you seethe?
>>571765383This is a cute skin though
>>571765851im not seething you tard i was just posting the imagine because its funny
Is Sneaky Team another "EU" aka russian team?
>10k lead 7 minutes in Oses bros… sneaky team is getting plapped
>>571765851>going pro in esports is the only way to escape poverty in Russia>going pro or staying pro is never guaranteedI wouldn't be jealous at all desu
>>571763561oh I didn't know esports was on. thanks for the reminder.
>>571765383isn't it just a different aspect ratio? like what some cs players do? 16:10 I think?
Looking at Geist’s nylon clad legs literally makes my dick leak
>bebop fucks up his movement and goes afk to slam his head against the wall
cant be bothered to ritual post anymore game is ass rn
>gun rem on your teamname something more infuriating
how do you stop this lil' nigga from gettin' all these golden buffs?
>>571767035gun rem on the enemy team destroying your team
>>571767025Based
>>571763561>From left to right>Fetal Alcohol syndrome>Destiny's stunt double>Alcoholic with a big truck but rarely uses the bed for anything
>>571765383Where do you watch this? I want to see how he played out this game
>>571767025Yeah but to everyone else you were just another Warden (white european) and quite literally was seething over your own schizophrenic delusions
>want to make damage>no resist >want to have resist>no damage I've noticed resist is more important ngl, you can live and tank for longer and your little damage will be just enough to kill somebody and if you're making a lot of damage but die too easily you won't be able to do that damage
>>571767035Melee Geist on your teamMelee Rem on your teamMelee Paige on your teamGreenbop
this games a joke>sweat for 40 minutes to hand retards a win>one retard going 6-16 decides to force a fight>tell my team not to join and not to fight there and they just go in anyway>they wipe, like I fucking told them>lose gameTHEY CAN'T EVEN LISTEN. HOPELESS.
here's your team on overpowered characters getting permanently baited chasing a shiv + viscous into tiny roomseternus 6 game btwrussians are just the dumbest animals imaginable. their presence makes a game shitlow. doesn't matter what rank. they're retarded.
>guys watch out for Lash/Dynamo's ultimate>they're dead
low production value tonight?Abrahams W. wasn't even close. oses new team not good enough I guess.
>>571768453russian circlejerk league who gives a fuck all these niggers were dumb as shit in pubs whenever I played them. literally only where they are by spamming the most autopilot FOTM shit imaginable and having connections. they're shit players and will get wiped out the second a million dollar tournament drops. that I can assure you. look at lystic for instance, only claim to fame is pub stomping gundam evolution in a 6 stack (a game with 200 players)
>>571768630you should try out for one of the teams so you can collect an easy $200/week.
>>571768234>>sweat for 40 minutes to hand retards a winThis is why I play bots like a shitter or street brawl like a normie.
>>571768764I don't live in a shithole country like russia so 200 dollars a week actually gets me nowhere.
>>571768870oh so you're not better than them?
>>571768434>enemy team has lash and dynamo>he thinks he can winlollmao even
>>571721240Both the first and second batch of the new characters are full of ones that have ruined the game. Victor, Paige, Mina, Doorman, Apollo, Silver, Celeste, Graves... all bad additions to the game.
>>571768453Explain getting mystic slow over slowing bullets on Geist.t. phantom dummy
>>571768870200 is enough to pay for utilities and food for a month if you own a placeNot enough to pay for a month of a rent if you are rentoid though
>>571768453Suddenly I don't feel so bad at my Abrams games.
Imagine how fun the game would be without the urn.
>>571769321>literally nothing happens until the m1s get to 70k soulsno thanks.
I got a Victor in my game that rushed SoP and put it on aura of suffering then saved up for Cultist as his second item.Why does this game pair you up with teammates who you literally have to drag through the mud just to get the win? Why can't you just have a nice balanced 50-50 game where everyone has similar skill level and the only way to win/lose is the team messing up and throwing. But no you get artificial difficulty because you're paired with retards. It's almost like if you aren't playing any m1/hypercarry you might as well just troll.
>>571763561jason's pretty hot bwo
>>571769459A lot happens in my games until someone decides to grab the urn and one of the teams throws.
>>571769136spammable bomb that leaves puddle of shit with the aoe size of walker and can slow nowor gun item that you had to apply only on 1 enemy by shooting them 3+ times successfully
>>571766514Where are the infernus nerfs? This nigger gets spammed at every rank because he is freelo.
idk anything about this game, but the designs look cool, who should i draw
>>571769261Its 200 a week + the free viewer loaded streams despite barely being entertaining.So all the russians are probably making at least 1-2k+ a week.
It was fun making this guy mad.Smooth Criminal? more like dummy lmao
>>571770363I wonder how they pay because we literally can't get money from twitch or youtube.And even winnings would probably have to come in crypto.Unless players are cashing out through Kazakhstan or some other shit.
>>571770642They are all probably using "friends" to help transfer money.
I don't see any frontliner on BE. I think Abrahams has the better draft.
>>571770780I don't think seven has won a single game in a long time too.
>Browsing youtube for deadlock slop to watch while I take a shit>Come across this video https://youtu.be/JuW5yOm6PZc>Hmmm let's see what this guy has to say>"paige's wave clear sucks">what>*Compares paige's shield to rem's heal*>w h a tThis guy is fucking retarded lol
>>571770780>>571770949why they keep trying to make seven work
Can you still run right click shotgun build on viscous?Split shot + point blank + express shot + weighted
>>571771440It means they've been making it work in scrims against each other, but when it comes to try very hard seven flops.All these teams basically play against each other regularly even outside of the one time they try hard each week and know each others strategies most of the time/even use each others players for subs.
>>571771434wasn't paige super fucking broken just a while ago? she's still sitting at a positive wr.
>>571771665Yeah she's really good in the right hands still too but apparently according to this guy you gotta have rem levels of burst healing on every support or else they're useless lol
>>571771610there's some guy running a 1shot express shot build for viscous in e6 lately.
why are some ranks WAY fucking harder to climb out of than others?I'm having a harder time climbing out of Oracle than I did when I was in Phantom...Also some ranks feel like skillchecks. Like seriously took fucking FOREVER to get out of Alchemist but then breezed through to Phantom in like a week.Same shit happened in Emissary too, i'd go on a winning streak, lose 1 game and then derank 2-3 ranks...
>>571770202Yamato
>>571771610Probably not, but bullet velocity has made viscous gun kind of come back if you want to use it for damage.So express shot + opening rounds might just be what you need.
>>571770780Both mirage and Bebop can technically frontline but I doubt they have the cahones
>>571768918the only people so low they can suck off a russian is an indian
>>571771820its unironically because this game has "smurf detection" and doesnt factor into your individual skill I.E kills, assists, deaths, OBJ damage, ect. ect.Which means if you go on a winning streak, the game gives you less ELO intentionally, and since the lower ranks are easier to win smurf detection kicks in faster and fucks you.Then if you lose the game assumes "oh well hes getting less ELO so maybe he doesnt belong in this rank" and deranks you.
why are HALF my games too close for comfort...For the last TWO games we've been base to base, and its not even like their team is better. It's more like one or two people on our team who are ESSENTIAL for winning fights just go off and waste their ultis on 1 or 2 people...Had a fucking Dynamo who REFUSED to ulti until everyone was dead THEN he'd ulti.Same with a Lash who'd constantly get picked out from inside their base for some ungodly reason.I'm happy to win, but can I not win with my blood pressure spiking to 135/40?!
>>571772238Smurf detection is bad but preformance mmr is bad in exactly the same way but even worse
>>571771820I was hovering ritualist 1-6 for 3 months, once I got out of there I got to Oracle in less than 3 weeks
>>571772717how is performance MMR worse?it should just be a little buff towards your win if anything.Like "Hey this guy needs 10 points to rank up AND his performance constitutes giving him 12!"
>>571771820>Like seriously took fucking FOREVER to get out of AlchemistTell me about it. I spent a trillion matches in Alch with the rank barely moving until I finally broke through and then just weeee up I go to Ritualist. Had to take a few weeks break, I come back, I'm now back to Alchemist. And it's barely fucking moving again.
>>571772580deadlock needs a surrender button mainly because I want my enemies to surrender before my team starts feeding and the enemy realizes they can 100% come back
>support rem>entire team treats you like you're just any other hero>lane partner and I clear lane and get yellow walker at 12 minutes in>tell team we need someone to solo farm yellow>silence>tell infernus because he's closest to please solo yellow>he clears one camp then fucks off>yellow walker is under attack>where the fuck is infernus?>part of the moshpit party on mid with the rest of the animals>clear yellow and tell team again "Please guys we need someone to solo yellow, preferably a carry, we have geist and infernus">calico mocks me "waaa waa waaa">all walkers dead>trying to support team during teamfights>teamates keep scurrying to the leylines while I try to heal them making me waste my tag along and echo shard>tell team I cant heal them if they run away>"dude shutup you're 3/3">win the game 6/4/19 as a SUPPORT RemSo when do the overwatch tourists fuck off back to their shitty nigger game?>
>>571773246i dont farm i kill others
>abrahams just sitting in spawn and telling other team to end they need to suspend teams for this shit
did they change doormans door where you can't close it anymore if you misplace it?
>>571773421Yeah ok darku469
>win teamfight>instead of pushing a walker team splits off to go... jungle? I guess?remove jungle honestly. It's useless and serves no purpose except to distract retards with jingling keys.
BE W.skill gap too large.
>>571773246Supports are dogshit to soloq for this exact reason. Even in eternus sometimes you get retards that just don't want to farm despite playing a carry role.
>>571771665I don't think she was ever super broken but she definitely saw more play. But I think it's because there weren't many other great options for supportnow Rem is out and buffedshe's just not as good and its probably what keeps her out. Plus she doesn't move well I think.and if teams ban or don't play Rem they're apparently playing Viscous. Probably because cube is a full damage block and then ball and punch are good for fucking around.
>>571773623wtf no one bought tankbuster??? but its le epic item?????
>>571773623im in this screenshot...
>>571773246>meanwhile in my elo: "Infernus where the fuck are you why are you solo farming yellow you useless faggot"
>>571771851bruh
>>571773883thanks for subscribing!
>>571773623>Abrahams buying HealbaneBut why?
When are they going to nerf Ivy? She's freelo right now. Doesn't even have to be good at the game as long as you max tether you're doing more than most people just by playing near your team. Or pick someone up out of a sticky situation.
attention please, I have an announcement to make!
>>571774813there has NEVER been a reality where Ivy is good in anyway.Good for jerking off too maybe, but not good for playing
>>571773623What happened to billy being OP?
calico should look like this
>>571775070>Looks male>Sounds male>Has male interests He's male
>>571775201>Hatsune Miku>Takanashi Kiara>Brazilian MikuWHICH ONE IS IT ANON
>>571774813Never since she's a furry on the dev teams favorite. Its why she needs multiple different ways to escape, tons off CC options, and an ult that combines the two.
>>571775361its a combination character like how rem wearing infernus clothing would be tagged both rem and infernus
>dyanmo>drifterwhats going on??!?!?!
>>571775424>FurryTell me you're a retard without telling me
interesting draft here!I think BE is just too good and they'll win, but Abrahams does have more of the "OP" meta picks.
>>571775201all i can think of every time i see that vtuber is how they took money to get molested by old japanese men as their previous job
>>571775603Its all the same shit animal fucker
DRIFTER BROS!!!!!!!!
>>571775676>The game with a permanent Halloween setting has monsters>"Abloo bloo bloo muh furryslop bix nood mufugga"Take your meds holy shit
Why are all ivytards this mentally deranged
>>571775591I came to him 5 minutes ago
>4/0/7 as rem at 12 minutes>game dies, can't reconnect
>>571776581They do lots of things!>Unplugs your router and tosses it into the bird bath
>>571776754friend was playing with me and he had the same thing happen to himI assume the match died for some reason
today I got raped by Geist and Doorman lane>arrive in lane>half hp gone
this wall dashing bug needs to get fixed this is not tech.
>>571776859>>571776754it's happening. thanks for playing the alpha and join us when we launch open beta (never)
>>571776859oh yeah sometimes the entire server crashes and the game is nulled
Worst lane partners as Rem?Worst lane opponents as Rem?
>>571773518can someone confirm this?like when you place a door you can double tap it to remove it but now it doesn't work anymore
>>571777820grey talonholliday
It's annoying how the hero elo system encourages onetricking. I swapped to an alt because my main literally never got matches above by listed rank because my hero pool was too diluted
Why couldn't one of Ivy's lines when you're losing be >Yo onions raped
nerf Silver
Nerf silver
buff silver
leave silver as she is
>no one talking about dlns anymoregame actually is dyig kek
>>571773090I really should get a copy pasta for this because its a very common question with a very long response. Basically win:loss is a summation of all the events in the recorded period. This means even though it is represented by a simple number it is informationally dense. Preformance metrics by definition strip all the extraneous data that they do not directly measure(e.g. if you are considering kills then you are trashing everything that is not kills). Even with very clever combinations of metrics, it can only approach the density of win:loss, not surpass it. The job of matchmaking fundamentally is create to close matches by predicting your chance of winning and pairing you with an opponent with a similar chance. If you are attempting to make a prediction with less information, you are making worse predictions over long periods of time. You also cannot slap preformance on top of win:loss for an improvement because the way prediction works is you average the two together, if you average an informationally dense number with a less dense number, you get a less dense number than just keeping the original.My brain isnt working right now and thats not the best explanation ive done but I hope it helped
>>571778561Thanks, yoshi
What is the prevention method for this?
>>571778427the troons are winning. they're driving all the straight white men out of the general.
>>571778754Call them retarded feeding niggers > Esc > Abandon match
>>571774056Why is her head like that
>>571778867>they're driving all the straight white men out of the generalholy basedtroons bully you on the internetbrowns bully you IRLKINO
>>571775709
That mid boss fight made me wet.
>>571778754Learn to play a character that takes actually skill instead of playing no skill crutch pick graves
>>571779005>t. ESL
>>571779251>t. biologically defeated
the fuck are these emotes?
>>571779209Seethe
>>571779572EPSTEIN! PEDOPHILIA! ISRAEL! HAHA! DO YOU GET IT? THAT"S THE JOKE!
>>571779703Then suffer
>>571778867>troons>straight white menthey are the same thing
>>571779773Yeah, it’s quite funny
I put every hero name, DLNS teams, all keywords relating to the game in my filters list. The entire thread is hidden.
They play, like this?
>>571780224Its just like my initiate games
As holidayshould I be dancing the air shitting out as many barrels I can to kill some guy or should I be in the backline being smart with them like waiting for tankbuster to fill up against healthy tards?
Its outhttps://youtu.be/HoxskBrMSaE
>>571780386You should be in the jungle getting raped by the enemy Rem/Drifter/Doorman/Kelvin
>>571780385Much more entertaining to watch I'm sure.
>>571778754tell vindicta she needs a better build cause that shits ATROCIOUS
>>571780114based but also based but also a little cringe
>banned one match>uncontested the next>losing the one after
>>571780664Well that doesn't sound swell I tell you hwat
>>571780386>tankbuster holidayItems better than tankbuster for holiday>superior duration >greater expansion>rapid recharge>superior cooldown>boundless Add a couple greens and your orange 4.8k and there is no room
Nerf ivy
same circlejerk faggot teams every timehow is no one bored of this shit yet
Did Drifter even do anything in that match?
BE W.S+++ver bros? our response?
>>571782176>S+++ver bros? our response?*coughs up blood*Go on without me...
>>571782161I cant remember a single time drifter has won a pro game.
>>571782161Aura farmed with the intentional heavy melee that got parried.
>>571781151>>571782176So have the casters made sure to tell everyone repeatedly that Silver's still fine, yet?
>>571782176>buy tankbuster>lose
>tag along and healing nova healing like 2-3k>watch in amazement as our mo STILL decides to full back to heal his 300 missing hp>they take our walkercrazy stuff man
ok, sometimes these losers in chat can be funny.
>>571782565He has scorn too lol
>>571782565I had a 2k bag I needed to go shopping.
>THROWING A BARREL>SETTING UP A BOUNCE PAD>SETTING DYNAMITE>READY TO MOVE>IT'S GONNA BLOW>READY TO GIVE PURSUIT>HERE COMES THE BARREL>HOPE I GOT THIS POSITIONED RIGHT>CATCHI can't do anything else on this character but I'm having a good time :)
>play support as I usually do, decent enough>get hopelessly terrible teammates wasting all the effort and lose all the time>decide to be the m1gger, turns out I'm absolutely godawful at it>win constantly because my awesome teammates carry my useless assFuck you Yoshit, this is a conspiracy
>>571783798Trust
More kelvin nerfsMore venator nerfs
what's the best way to build Abrams right now?
I think BWC has the better draft, but MLC is the better team.
>>571785147Why does DDK look like that?
>>571785780His career in the sciences didn't work out.
They should give Viscous a kippah and change his voice lines to things like>IM JEW>JEW BALL
>>571785780he looks like if steve buscemi got cosmetic surgery but it didn't really help. he's still too gollum-like
>>571786326>viscous is showing us the glory of the cube
>>571785147DDK looks like a fish that lost a bet and got turned into a human and now has to pay taxes
>>571786497Still can't believe they chose him of all people to do a gay buttfucking scene in a movie. That's just disgusting.
>>571786326>outta da way goy
>>571785147DDK looks like ai
I am now on a near-uninterrupted 20 game losing streak because every time the game puts Sinclair and Bebop on my team and gives the other team four gun carries.
well?
>>571786610>you'll like the cube, it's kosher
im tired of all these stuns man, its so annoying going up against a group of characters that constantly stun you
>>571788303have you tried filling your inventory 32k souls worth of counter items?
>>571788303This is why I build weighted shots+debuff reducer every game.
>>571788303Have you tried avoiding ivy?
>>571788303Skill issue. Just buy 12 Counterspells and fire them in order>b-b-but you can only buy oneSurely there is a QoL mod for that
>seven stun>ok i will use my dispel>venator shotgun w/ echo shardoh ok just instant death
I just ate a burrito and got a mouthful of hot sauce!
For me?>blood tribute>weighted shots>frenzy>unstoppableOn every single character i play
Is Mirage meant to be Persian or Pakistani?
>>571785780>>571785907>>571786497>>571786614>>571787448Hey guys, leave him alone. Not cool
>>571786614
>>571789624My gut says Persian
>>571789624Hes a kurd, thats why he wants wyoming
>>571789624His voice actor is persian apparently so I'd go with that.
>>571789954He wants Wyoming because the Djinn want Wyoming. This merely implies that the Djinn are kurds.
>viscous throws a goo ball across the entire lane, 300 damage>doorman tosses bell and luggage across lane, full damage>shoot back to harass>5 damageWhy does it have to be like this? These guns might as well be melee weapons
Redoing my mirage build after a break and it seems like hes ass now? None of the abilities are good until maxed, even scarabs got gutted
>>571790229aimbotting
>>571790238Mirage is good, just not disgustingly OP
>>571790621Seems like it would be very difficult to win lane, scarabs doing a whopping 100 dmg at lvl 1
>>571790935You should try him out. Mirage is a crazy lane bully. The lifesteal + free inhibitor from scarabs means you win basically any trade. And the marks still do good damage with just a little investment.
>get hit by massive spirit chunks like talon>buy spirit res>still getting chunked to oblivion>buy spellbreaker>still getting chunked to oblivion>deal no damage>dieWhaaat am I suppppposed to doooooo????
>>571790935lowest IQ post ive ever seen
Thoughts on Geist?
>>571791238I have a lot of games on this hero and i dont think that's true rn, you are gonna lose wave 1 against most good players then you are playing catch up until you get the t2 scarabs
>>571791734She slurps young boys
was in a doter match so missed the screenshot. MLC won obviously that's why they're in the finals.MLC draft looks better. a bunch of fat chuds with a rem healing them.
>>571791734her VN will probalbly make her trans because oathkeeper is a boy or some shit
>>571791921Abrams into Billy feels pretty awful but I really like the MLC line up overall. Two hard to kill tanks with Rem back up is a dream.
>>571791921How is mirage not perma banned in proplay?
>>571791921>silver unpicked and not bannedumm S+++ilverbros??? I thought she was still S++++ tier despite getting nerfed to shit???
>>571791391Why's that? Because I didnt explicitly mention the healing or dmg penalty? LolJust compare this shit to doorman bell, he hits 100 instantly, not after 7s and he can cast it twice per wave AND he can clear creep with it. If he hits 2 targets hes mogging the shit out of you.Scarabs is 35s cd at base. You have ignore the creeps and just pray they trade like retards.
>>571791921how do the fat chuds get out of laning phase?
I'm so sick of 1/15 allies
>>571792145Takes too long to come online also dispell
>he thinks laning phase matters in dash lock
>>571792074Her name is "LADY Geist" and she canonically has children so wtf are you on about
>>571792459Call them out on it
>>571792553it matters in nightshift
>>571791921why they dont pick victor anymore?
I just can't bring myself to watch the NA scene. I got my fill of DLNS today from the EU games and NA is just such a joke region so why bother wasting my own time?
>>571792707I do.Typically I pause and type it in all chat.
>>571791921Why didn't melee creeps pick mokrill instead of doorman?
>>571793041
Is Yamato viable in this meta?I'm struggling pretty hard, but I'm also new with her.
Been trying to learn doorman in brawlHe seems kinda ass. Is he better in the main mode?
>>571792913Both dlns segments are a joke right now when you consider they both had long running teams implode out of nowhere.EU is worse since they created a unbeatable super team right now too, compared to FPS lounge (a actual contracted team) floating floormen forever at the moment.
>>571721964Doorman's also a support, it's just that rather than helping his team he CCs the enemy into hell and back so his own team has an easier time.Ofc, you can buy rescue beam and throw people throw your doors when they're about to die as well.
>>571793159anyone is viable its down to player skill. imagine this - drifter is thought to be dogshit. but, if you were skilled enough to always hit 2 and have 100% headshot on drifter, you would probably win a majority of your games. its always down to skill
>>571792913t. Seething Euroid in some hovel grasping at any sort of national pride he can
>drifterForced 50 agent of a character
we need more animal characters
>>571794170agreed but only if they're actual animals and also incredibly sexy
>>571793861Don't worry once they make the map bigger drifter will be UNSTOPPABLE
I just spent the last 6 hours losing and getting back to alchemist 1.I fucking hate seeker with all my being
>>571794352literally just farm more
>>571794352>Vindicta dies in lane 4 times in 3 minutesTrue seeker feels
>mokrill isnt pick/ban in pro-playAre pros retarded?
>>571794695>obese low skill hero that needs to stand still to cc one guy
>>571794695too easy to interrupt combo in coordinated play
>>571794352I was in alchemist for ages because I kept trying to play hard heroes. I have like 20 games played on shiv and like 5 wins. My biggest tip to you is to just spam Warden every game. He's an elo hack. No one at that rank can deal with you w+m1ing at them, they literally can't handle it
Its UP
joke: hey what do you call it when you pay the best voice actors 100k+ for lines and then put an AI voice filter on them so that literally anyone can do the voice?punchline: deadgock eos slop!
>>571795259>best voice actors>only voice actor that's famous and very well known is yuri lowenthalretard on a schizo rant
>select seven>he says the lineNow I have to listen to it again
>>571795741drifter has a famous va
minafeet
>rainbow pants>flag tiego woke, go broke.also FPSL exposed a flaw in the mid boss. the rejuv timer needs to start immediately when the crystal drops, same as dota, aegis starts when roshan is slain.
>decide to watch one of the deadlock streams>team with a tranny and fag colors for their logoyikes
>>571796227>rancid gook feet
>>571796227
>>571796468>0 objective damageso when is MLC going to address the eido question?
>>571796468>0 obj damage on eidokeep in mind this guy is on a team that has won 1st place in almost every tourney
I like FPSL draft more.
>>571796227Why are EU players like this?
>>571796468>0 obj damage>On the tankiest frontline in the gameh o w
Damn we're practically as dead as the dota thread at this point lol
>>571798259both games waiting on major updates lol
we need a slutty secretary character to revive this game
>>571798259Silver nerfs killed this game
>silver is so le strong in lane!!!>loses lane in night shift????
>>571798360Deadlock is only 2 years old and gets pretty big updates relatively quickly. For it to be nearly as dead as a 16 year old dead game is kinda sad.
Is this really a good way to play Warden? Every build I've seen is gun/spirit hybrid with merc mag + surge of power. This build is just pure gun.
Stop fucking buying suppressor, cringe fucking item
Had to go out to town, I missed Silver Shift this weekHow bad did it go, did she get butchered?
>>571793705The issue is that if you put that Drifter against any other M1 that always hits their abilities and has 100% headshots and he's going to lose.
fps lounge straight up gaping MLC
>>571798749this website only cares about tranime and gacha. using it as any sort of barometer for how popular a game is, is a bad idea.
>>571800081spoke to soon?
>>571800150you "spoked to soon"-ed me too soon
>>571792459it keeps happening
>>5717880373, would go 3.5 if I couldHe's pretty good, I respect him, but he's not OP
glass cannon venator holy shit haven't seen this in months.mlc is a joke losing to that lmao.
>>571800230yarp. RIP Melee Fags
>giving the most mobile character in the game ICBM barrelsWhat were they actually thinking?
oh so now that DLNS shows it you all agree with me that barrels are fucking overtuned?
how does MLC always get away with those rejuv steals lmaoit won't even matter this time but it always seems to happen
Not to flame but did Eido do a single thing on Calico this entire game?
>>571800515As much as I hate the melee fags, that is the only team that isn't a recent amalgamation of several rosters, and is still the same one as usual.Of course they aren't going to beat the other two teams merged into one rape team.
>>571798669Who the fuck said silver was good in lane lmao?
>ban the infinite movement nuking barrel bitchNo.>ban goatYES
>>571800584>What were they actually thinking?>Yoshi(Icefrog): "How do we fix holliday and make these fags stop complaining about her"
how come MLC was like 20x champs and now they fucking suck?
Tossed together a Sikh Lane Hitler, probably an even worse idea than I realize. Can't tell if it needs more or less Bollywood.
>>571801308>21k>the second lowest on her team is 30k and he spent all game pushing (23k objective damage)lmao
Do you think valve fucked up by not including true melee heroes like you normally see in dota, LoL, etc?
>>571802054no I think they would suck
>>571801856>can be used to blast jumpfuck off
>>571802054I think they fucked up by not giving the characters mana.Also having """carry""" characters that aren't even weak early game.
>>571802054No, I don't think soThey'd have to play so radically different from everyone else that new people learning them wouldn't learn the game, and vice versa
>>571801308>they still have the rainbowflag in their logo
>>571802780may it remain rent free in your head til the day you die
>>571802891Sure, I don't plan on stopping being homophobic.
>>571803064*bombards your brain with penises*
>>571803383*deflects
>>571803661alright imagine what i'm thinking about.
>>571803732This precise picture
>>571803953holy shit you can imagine anything
Whats the point of objective damage if you can just push lanes?
>>571804137
I feel like my most successful games are the ones where i just stay in my lane and clear waves. When it goes passed the mid section i go back and do boxes or camps. If i puah to the mid point and people are fighting i push, if resistence fall back.But it does leave me susceptible to team rng. If they just brawl blue i cannot get the other side lane and it will spiral out of control.
>>571804470Why are people so inclined to brawl mid lane? It happens so often where as soon as giardians fall peoppe just treat the game like street brawl for 8-12 mins
>>571804620STREAMER SAY MAP CONTROL MUCH TIMESME WANT MAP CONTROLME FIGHT MIDME DO NOTHING WITH IT UNTIL NEXT FIGHT MIDYEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571710606>final objectives just duelWasn't that Smite?It would be hype honestly.
>>571804620Its pretty simple, people like fighting each other and the middle lane is the center.It doesn't help that only the carries care about sucking in money and the other 4 players can just kill each other over and over next to some dying waves for eco.
>>571715926Doesn't carpet benefit from sprint speed?>frenzyI need to look into this...
Someone explain Lash to me?>Max height Ground Slam does less damage than 2 seconds of M1 and requires so much set up while leaving you so exposed, guaranteeing negative trades almost every time even with god movement>His gun is completely useless>Half the roster has a built in hard counter for his ult with iframes or sleep/stun, and everyone else can just buy a single 3200 to invalidate his entire kit>Half the time the ult just does nothing anyway because they get snagged on jank geometry or 1 pixel of a doorway blocks the molasses circle from locking on to them at all>Every part of the map was designed to fuck with him; half the map is indoors and the other half has a skybox so absurdly low that you will constantly bump your head into the invisible ceiling>Can't farm so guaranteed poorest on the server every timeWhat the fuck are you supposed to do on this character
>>571717720Fleetfood enduring on Billy feels REALLY good so I'm inclined to believe it is good on him.
>>571715669and that's why they gutted movement for 10 patches in a rowand that's why the game is dogshit now
>>571741592Almost every ability updates with increased stats.The strangest one to me is with Paradox bombs.
>>571805868thats why you pick up monster rounds, egg, or ideally trophy collector while stealing kills and getting assists.Lash is an assassin not an initiator
sex with geist
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1ueyy19/the_racism_is_getting_old/can you guys like... not?
>>571782812>I ALWAYS GET MY MEN what did she mean by this?
>>571807309uhh why is it her left arm?
>>5717917341 her old smaller gun was better looking2 she must never sit anywhere but my face
Deadtards?
>>571805868hes "le epic fun character" bro
>>571807428>Sorry dude, that's so fucking lame. People are fucking miserable. You'd think with how good voice-to-text is these days they could easily detect racism and instaban.>Valve needs to step up their chat moderation by a thousandfold. It'd take about five minutes to implement a auto-mute like there is in League, and much like it did in League, it'd improve the experience a ton.>I am sorry you have to deal with this BS. It’s totally unacceptable. I wish I could do more. Basically if I hear that crap I mute them and report them. I want to think it is just some edgelord kids but it is for sure much deeper than that. And it makes me sad. Sad for you, sad for everyone. Love and positive vibes to you internet friend.>Same except it's antisemitismGuys PLEASE only love and positive vibes to internet friends!
>>571807924>that dogs facewhite women need to be arrested for what they've done
>>571807428800+ games ive never heard a nigger on the mic, just faggots and trannies
>>571807924yjkgod I wish I was her
>>571807428>one time, i had a whole entire team throw our game because i was black.100% he was playing some shit like drifter (attracts nigs because they love murdering people) and was chain feeding
>press curse>click on the strongest player>winits that shrimple
>>571809093noob your supposed to buy tankbuster and mystic reverb
Mokrills 4 should give him extra spirit and bullet resistance instead of that whole stupid extra health thing (highest base health in the game btw)
>>571809229what if i told you that you could buy the resists you want
>>571809093>Win Night Shift>Go 6-15 in a pubby game"Pro" player btw
Valve should add a cute white vampire to deadlock.
>>571809160true but you forgot spirit burn>>571810002i had 12 kp at 12 minutes that game tbf i kind of snowballed our blue lane so he couldnt do shit
>>571809093Using curse on pockets full-time as rem is one of this game's greatest pleasures.
>>571810237I was thinking about HARD rushing curse with a roamer like haze or drifter in like my first 10k souls just for memes, it would be funny but probably grief their money too much since haze usually farms solo kills
>>571810237>calico in my game>thughunt her with slowing hex and naptime>she buys dispel+counterspell>queue up curse
>>571798403god i love miniskirts that small
it's really funny to see the anon sperging about "pro" players all the time.
Valve should add a chinese lady to deadlock!
>>571796227Anyone got sauce?
why did we lost?
>>571813042Mina
>>571813238>bomb giest
>>571813465>build resist geist>lose>build damage geist>lose
>>571813238>bomb Geist Please kill yourself. You were your team’s ONLY frontliner and you decided to build like a grey talon instead. You need to tank and hold ground. No wonder your team got ploughed, they had no frontline
>>571813238gonna say it had something to do with the viscous who dealt the same damage to you but had double the kills
>>571813238Everyone on your team except you and drifter were retarded
>>571813645fuck off it is not working >>571747794
>>571813797his goo has the same aoe and more damage and it's more unpredictable
>playing graves>enemy dynamo says my character is retarded after walking into six million skulls>he's correct but i'm hearing this from dynamo
>>571814789graves skulls actually hard counter seven ult if his team doenst break them
>>571814789only thing more retarded than a graves player is someone actually dying to one
Why is there always a fucking faggot ass yamato in our double sinners when I'm on it and no one on my team does anything to help
>>571800891I've definitely heard it on youtube, but I don't remember whereWent something like>"She has everything you want in lane: damage, sustain, *trails off*... She's got her ult. Yeah S tier I don't need to say it again."These fuckers have been playing telephone since her release and parroting each other's armchair analysis of her every time new patch notes drop presenting themselves as impartial experts
Nobody knows what the fuck is happening in 6v6 rejuv fights. You can't convince me that at any level of play every last person is following what's happening. They're just flowcharting all the shit their character is supposed to do to effectively contest and hoping it works out.
why do you still get parried after the parry animation is over? am i missing something?
>>571817998because this game sucks
>>571817998you missed the timingdohohohoohohohoho
What do you do when there's a 50k soul difference at 20 minutes? I'm not saying there should be a forfeit option but what even is the point of playing at that point?How do you counterplay against the enemy team having two smurf M1s?
>>571818616they get overconfident and you get 2-3 picks and go mid boss
What would Mina be doing in modern day new york?
>>571816398>he wants me to hop into a room with yamato
>>571801308>esportsfags try not to pick the same 12 characters every match (impossible challenge)
>>571732756>Europoors can't even afford a personal AC-130I bet they'd have to get a license for it too!
me llamo joechuck. me gusta los ninos, rem, y epstein
>>571818657How do you pick two eternus 6 smurfs with a 50k soul lead
>>571820383turn on esp and autoaim qol mods
Street Brawls are a fun and interesting game mode...
>>571817973because you played fake damage spirit geist
>>571821084I know you're right but I think my team sucked anyway
i don't generally mind losing with a dogshit team as long as i feel i myself played okay but losing rank from it is still a little demoralizing
>>571821284how can you play ok if you team fed them like crazy? you basically can't do shit
>Fortitude's cooldown can't be reduced. What is this shit Yoshi?
two games in a row with smurfs
>>571821497That item's already OP enough.
>>571764596we really arguing in favor of having some clueless bitch in the booth?
>>571821665>>571821859At least she's got that going for her
>>571821968Goddamn rightSexver more like
>>571821859Why does she need handcuffs? Does she lock herself at night in her bed so she's not hunting civilians as a werewolf?
>>571822101Silver actually doesn't like killing people, and prefers to take them in alive. This is why Vyper isn't dead in a ditch.
>>571822101Of course not. She's way too irresponsible for that.She uses them to haul shitters in and make money.
>>571822101>"I try to start with non lethal methods. Usually end up killing them, but it's nice to try."Also wtf is this?Was she supposed to have BH ult as an ability?I've felt it was kinda weird she's a bounty hunter but her only ability that has anything to do with chasing people is bola
>>571822367>ability that has anything to do with chasing peopleshe doesn't "chase", mostly just drops into a bar and fucks her targetthen in the morning she just shoots them dead
This game lacks islamic heroes.
This game lacks an izzat farmer hero.
>>571824560...and that's a good thing!
This game lacks male african american street niggers.
>>571824808reminfernusabhrams
>>571824560techies when
>>571824932techies suck
>>571824986hot...
I think they should add Ivy's opposite.Someone soft and fluffy but also a complete evil cunt.
>>571825264
Deadlock NEEDS a cute little girl character if they want this game to thrive
>>571825527we need Teemowomen love Teemowe need women in Deadlock
>>571825636>LeagueYour gay little furry character is right here >>571825381
>>571825802League designs are a hundred times better than "hurr I sleep"
>>571765383Soul.
>>571825943>UHHHHHH HAVE YOU SEEN MAH BAH TABBAHS :))))
>>571826786see, deadlock isn't even on that level
Indomitable is awesome and probably will be nerfed
>>571824913>dream creature>ixian>ixianhello? they've basically given us nothing but black women and no actual black men
>>571827226nerfed howit's already triggered by a silence proc
>>571827309Good
>>571827309>fill the diversity quota before release>no one has to suffer nog releases later in the game's lifevalve is doing things right
>enemy team has gun rem that is dominating, something like 11/0 with the highest networth in the game>they take rejuv and start doing urn>run up to rem and kill him twice>win the game easily
>>571828630did you hit him in the balls?
I remember now why I stopped playing
rem.
Very unlucky, lost 1 game with silver out of 12 so far.Got the first 2 rounds, but enemy was full spirit with enchanged tankbusters and magebrand and i didnt roll 1 single spirit res item through all 5 rounds. Nothing to do about i guess
>>571830065do they have to act like complete morons during draft?did russians pay them off?
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