Previous: >>571692870Fuku Sees Edition>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event:>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
FUKU
Janny wants the Fuku thread ig.
MAIDO??????
my thread...
Ok but why this one
uhhh based janny?also jp got nuked again kek
>delete the most used threadSasuga.8867 9776
>>571710373I HATE CURREN
>>571710378>also jp got nuked again kekno?
Bwos are we going to get kicked off the board at this rate
Fuku thread?
30 minutes until Sakitama Hai starts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4KRiUl31Xk
Nice one globaltards you did it again.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>571710557*pero* *pero* *pero* *pero*
>>571710557looks salty
>>571710660first time seeing a ritualposter?
>>571710660He has two other ritualposts as well.
>wake up>they are killing MANT parents before MANT is even overSurely they will add spark reroll for GL and we're in the clear?
>>5717103812214 6093
>>571710660https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Really%20love%20stego/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Stego%20cute%20/You tell me
all my (You)s gone
>>571710769Give it up schizo you lost.
>>571710660I miss the Teio ritualposter
>>571710914He is no longer with us, his health issues finally caught up to him....I do too though
how did you guys fuck up three separate threads and kill jp again
>>571709693>How does solo front work now?She'll try to actually maintain a lead even while solo.Not sure the exact details and I think 2 front will still probably be stronger, but solo should actually have some worth with the patch
>>571710557w-wao.... isn't it a bit wilted?
stay gold?more likestay in my mind rent-free gottem
>>571710872Pointing out a mentally ill fuck isn't seething. >>571710870I didn't lose anything.
Fatass [-]
So as MANT is going to be over, and it seems like everyone hated it, let's talk about how YOU would fix it.Because for me it's a great career, potentially, it has great ideas behind, but it has lots of problems, like it's too RNG focused because of the shop, and you mostly need to do races, instead of choose which one you want to do. Also it is too much time consuming, mostly because of how often you change screen between training and race starting.
>>571710560WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>571711167>too rng focusedYou're going to LOVE Grand Live
>>571711167Make it so only G1s are important to complete and you don't need to do 35+ races every run.Basically the same thing as the upcoming affinity changes but for Trackblazer.
MY THREAD WON
>>571711167Reduce the penalty of distance/surface proficiencyIncrease your uma's bonus stats in career racesIncrease card event chain appearanceIncrease coin, stats, and SP rewards from G1 winsIncrease base item pool
>>571710757Ouch.7637 5855
>>571711167The problem is the time it takes to complete a career, the scenario in itself is fine.Basically super speed mode would fix it where you cut majority of animations.
>>571711167>make racist focused mode>change it so you use MORE stamina for racists
>>571711293Truly Shiraoki-sama whispered into the ears of our blessed janitorial staff
>>571711167Unlimited clock usage per runless shop niggery, how many fucking cat foods do they think we needfictional G1s for sprinters and long sloppers
>>571711167don't take 40 fucking minutesremove aptitude restrictions during careeronly G1 epithets should mattershop refresh for coinsand if you're going to remove trainee stories, then make the scenario story good instead of whatever garbage they phoned in
>>571711167make racing one button like training isi do not need ten loading screens per turn
>>5717111671st inspiration happens at the start of the game2nd inspiration happens when the 1st one usually happensEarly races are now easy and it only takes you like 15 minutes to know if your run is bricked cause of no Distance S or important skills from inspos
https://youtu.be/K107m6xUUSQKINO
>>571711167super skip would have been great, really.And this applies to all scenarios but get rid of pink procs on inspo events.
Do you need to make new parents or this affinity change will retroactively apply to existed parents?
>>571711681Retroactive
>>571711331>Sweepy procs Iron Pump + MP&B + NSM>Oguri still gets a win by almost two lengths& this is a Pre-Throne ObuhiImagining what will be in Round 2 of CM is a sickening thought
>>571711681retroactiveURA parents are back on the menu
>>571711681radioactive
>>571711732Bwo URA parents have like 8 skills at most
>>571711775skill issue
>>571711732I transfered many URA parents...
>>571711167>super skip where you skip to the end of the event instantly>skip the paddock select screen, move the "skip to results" button to the race select menuThe only problem with MANT is that it takes too much time.
>>571711331Please don't do this to me in my actual CM lobbies...2318 7137
>>571711804post your URA parent with the most skills
>>571711896HER game
>>571710560STARTING
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBIDV5wUmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBIDV5wUmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBIDV5wUms
>>571711921restraintLORD
>>571712060why a fate referno
>>571712060>needing a guidelollmao
>>571711921I was about to reply to this with my URA parent without realizing it's about two anons fighting..
Sakitama Hai is starting https://www.youtube.com/live/U4KRiUl31Xk
Explain to me the thing about affinity. Does this mean mant isn't mandatory for making parents now?
>>571711921I'm touched that you went and took a screenshot to argue against an obvious jokebut I'm also impressed at this umabut I also pity front players at needing to put in this much effort just to play the game
>>571711896Raped by fronts again...6813 3673
>>571711921Haha heeeeeey sexy you gotta slot in that friend list of yours haha whats going on
>>571712060HOW DID HE KNOW?
>>571712060what does Rin have to do this this
>>571712060light hello's defenseless anus...
this seems complex...
>>571712060>Rinwe can have anal sex with Light Hello?
>>571711921quit arguing and post your UID
>>571711167MANT just feel like shit because it's too long and you have to make too many decisions. Other scenario you can just put everything on RNG.
>>571712198I've seen people actually suggest URA parents since the balance changes released so I couldn't tell if you were joking or not. But honestly it's not that hard to hit good whites after you get a strong parent and borrow another strong one. Getting the first good hit is a pain in the ass though>>571712275It's a 1* Guts792262951537
my dad works at cygames and he said we're getting evolved skills next patch
>>571712163cam on george
OH SHIT URAFAGS WE WON
>>571712307MANTkeks in shambles
>>571711293based
wilson bros....
Lord Fons wins Saitama Hai!
Frontbros, we're rolling
>>571712275Nishino would NOT say this.
>>571712717>another LB1 cardwhat the fuck why are fronts to cheap to build
Damn brat.
>another 2nd for WilsonIt's not fair.
>>571712060>>umas>pace>front>front>>supports>front>pacelatebros, when do we get a turn...
>>571712516>1* Guts Oh.....NVM...
>>571712060>>571712307>>571712437>>571712534>>571712717buy an ad, fucking sloptuber ruining the thread yet again with your bullshit.
>>571712839?
6813 3673Still need 1 more
>>571712786idk but it helps me save up for a 2nd style so I'll take it
>>571712873Witgod is /our/guyseethe harder
>>571712873I paid for it
>>571711167>Removing CONNECTING.>Superskip>Quick result race instead of going into the race screen>Probably have UI tab for items which increases delay>>571712510Im doing around 25-30 mins with Hachimi fast text 10x speed, Imagine if we had more QoL it could cutdown 5-10 more mins of wasted time.The scenario isnt really hard with just spamming races. but those screen transitions eats up alot of time especially those CONNECTING we got on PC even though internet speed is 300mbps
>>571712717I'm gonna be broke... I'll just borrow it
>>571712060>Pace gets Tachyon>Front gets MaruUhh Latebros?
>>571713175your buffed OYL?
>>571712215Last one, I gotta get some sleep. Maybe more rooms tomorrow.
>>571713175Your base Gold City buff?
MANT is good cause it gives you a ton of skillpoints from racingHow is GL gonna give us skillpoints when we don't race a lot?
>>571711167Putting toggles to activate hammers/horn/ankles on the same main screen instead of opening a million windows is a start
>>571713280retard
>>571713280buy songs
>>571712102>>571712323Kana Ueda
>>571713280MLB Tachyon
>>571713280Stop conjuring shit you don't know about, you haven't played GL
FUCK YOU MANT
>>571713280it just willevery scenario will throw increasingly more skill points at you and you will race increasingly fewer times
>>571713280Breeders Cup scenario you only race 6 times and yet you can get 8000 skill points. What does racing have to do with skill points?
>>571713280MANT and URA is still the best thing for making parentsYou grind sparks there and use parents on GL and hopefully spark them like greenskills, groundwork, tailheldhigh, straightaway spurt, slipstream, headon etc. Thats why TS Climax is the last f2p scenario. You gotta spend on the cards for skills now
Matikane
>>571713414Run's fucked. I know when to quit.
>>571713175You get the Kris S stam card, but it's a borrow card. You should have OYL Natie already.
>>571713414Mood down from skin immediately next turn after receiving is ass. I thought they fixed this from sleep deprived back in unity but apparently not
>>571713515What about them
>URA reroll>unfucked parents runs >easy scenario aheadis Uma Musume saved?
>>571713564Nishino...Sex?
>Cockebono fails 3 trainings before Classic year >reset>fails two trainings before Classic yearNot my day
>>571713564spechud kinen....
>>571713626>savedMANT already killed everyone off bwo most of them aren't coming back
>>571710560Lord Fons won, he's ridden by Titleholder's jockey. I wonder if Kazuo Yokoyama is aware that Taiho is getting umafied, and replicated the guts pose to celebrate.
>>571713564>picUh it's CAP AS IN PEAK for all distances and surfaces and strategies
>
>>571712060Oh boy, just what I was looking forward to!
>>571713376>>571713316>>571713314I asked a question? Did I say something wrong?Factual: Mant gives a lot of skillpoints cause you race a lotQuestion: How is the future ahead scenario gonna give us skill points if we don't race a lot?In the English Language ? at the end of a sentence means that it's posed as a question.
>>571713929but i did answer you. buy songs.
>>571713564>>571713918WAIT A MINUTE how can he rec nishino the horse and the card at the same time???
Doing URA runs is pretty comfy
>>571713929our SEAfriends are lashing out don't let it get to you
>>571712852>latebros, when do we get a turn...Grand Masters, there's a ton of late Umas that get released: Ruby, Laurel, Neo Universe, Kris S, Marvelous Sunday, etc. Take your pick.Also has Jungle Pocket speed, and Manhatten cafe wit. Both are luxury cards though really.For Grand live there's Ruby power (sprint/mile accel) and Kris S stam (long accel), both are borrows but both are good enough at low LB. 1 LB on both gets a skill point bonus. Ruby could be a good selector target at the start of GM to free up the borrow slot, Kris S gets replaced by Cafe wit so probably isn't worth it.Eishin Flash speed and Air Groove wit are pretty good? Might be worth borrowing sometimes. Definitely not good enough to spend any resources on though unless you're just whaling for anything decent
>>571713626only if they add auto careers so you can get dancho fans
>>571713971You take the Nishino card for Determined Descent. Trainee Nishino gets Determined Descent as a potential, so it doesn't matter.
>>571714012>Ruby, Laurel, Neo Universe, Kris S, Marvelous SundayGrim (Kris S is based tho)
>>571714120>BUT ABOUT DANCHOU'S COCK HUUUUUUHgross
>>571713956>>571713994thank youI was just wondering what the fuck I did to get such replies
>there are shops in GL too
>>571714217witgod says you interact with it like 4 times per year. It's fine
>>571714208your question has been asked 20 different times today, often with the goal of being malicious. that's just how things are, so anons are on edge
>>571714165They're all good girls.
>>571714012GM is when things start getting better, yeah. Buffed OYL I foolishly skipped natie, auto winning longs with lose yourself and then the cards slowly start coming with pokke and cafe wit. And of course the super meta umas in neouni and laurel that you mentioned, though I will be doing my best to give my wife Kris S a win. The style cards that lates are actually going to want to roll on though wont be appearing until the latter half of 27 though (Dia wit and SiL speed). >>571714165She is, yeah
>>571713918fronts will rape them
I just want a scenario where the goal is to race against a superboss at the end of each year I'm so tired of the training gimmicks and stupid shops
>>571714518Aoharu if you went 1-1-1-1
>>571714484Yeah, exactly what I wanted. Another several months of the meta being Oguri Cap and V. Bourbon effortlessly outclassing everyone else.
>>571714191>he doesn't want to suck his danchou's cock
>>571714558Yeah well we knew this going in. Unless they release evo skills early, GL cms will be a snoozefest
>>571714518just 2 more scenarios until l'arc
>>571714518>L'Arc>Twinkle Legends
>>571714558We need evolved skills to rape those meta umas. Hopefully next anni.
>>571714484Nah she'd win.
>>571714518I know a scenario for you...
>>571714518you're not ready for l'arc
>>571714645i'm gonna conquer l'arc with 50 clocks
>>571714680only 50?
Hachimi is a massive game changer, its the first time I used up all my borrows. 5 Hachimi MANT runs is faster than 3 non Hachimi MANT careers
SO is mant still the best for parent farming?
another L for powercucks lmao
>>571714738What about 1'500+ clocks?
>>571714823But isnt BOFA fixed now, we can all use Vodka cards now
bros I kind of started liking someone irl (they like me back) and now I can't fantasize about umas anymore...how do I unbrick my brain?
>>571714872but you're using a power card, with pretty high spec prio so it can't roamand that means it'll be sitting on power rainbows instead of helping you
>>571714892>they
>>571714968Dont we need to click power anyway due to the notes in grand live?
I just want a uma trainee that wants a husbandI'm so tired of training queers that only get excited from female form
>>571714968BUT I NEED MORE POWER
>>571714892Imagine them as an uma
>>571714892imagine them as the closest uma you can think of and then latch onto that uma instead
>>571715013rainbow trainings give 2 types of notes and LH gives you whatever you have the least of, so not really.
>>571715031Foolishness
>witgod suggests borrowing creek for teio sho CM>a fucking 2000m trackWhat?
>>571715018Help please
>>571714645It CANNOT be as bad as MANT. Nothing can be. Except maybe MANT 2.Also, who the fuck loses to the Fr*nch? They will job for sure.
>>571714892uhhh maybe begging for uma cosplay sex?
>>5717151200 downhills and you dont get as much free stam from the scenario
>>571715013what part of "power/vocal is not important" did you not understand
Isnt guts miracle actually really good? >witgawd: I used it for 2 years but only borrow if you need neck and neck... the gold version of head on? when would I ever not need this
I'll wait for uma tactics pro video. Hard to trust seriru these days.
>>571715120no downhills for stamina conservation
Need Cafe ethnostate
>>571715120You don't get stam scrolls/manuals in GL. Honestly, if you don't have a deck that allows you borrow a stam card or a reliable stam card in your deck then you're fucked for medium/long. Fronts have it easy because their stam card happens to be extremely good.
>>571715234when you have more consistent accels
Got all my aces done in 5 runs
>>571715234the gold version of random accels (neck and neck, on your left, from the brink, etc) are generally considered not worth the sp cost unless you have nothing else to buythey're not reliable enough to be used as your only acceleration, only supplementary to more consistent ones - in which case the slight bit of extra acceleration you get from getting the gold version will probably mostly go to waste and not justify spending the extra
>>571715013Clicking power is le bad because uhhhhh I think>the stat spread for it is bad (stam/pow)>Speed cap means you'll be clicking it until power caps from speed training>the vocal notes are bad or something
>sudden witshart shilling OUT OF NOWHEREhmmmm im nyoooooooootising duuuurrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>571715154>Also, who the fuck loses to the Fr*nch? They will job for sure.Youarenotreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg
>>571715120You now remember that solo mlb creek can barely get you 700-800 stamina back in URA/Unity unless you're on stam growth + sparks
>>571712060Buy an ad
>>571715193>>571715326>>571715371>>571715550>check calculator>800 stam 500 guts barely has enough hp to have a full spurt>on a 2000m trackWhat?I always underestimate just how much stamina downhills with high wit can actually save you, geez. Guess I AM borrowing Creek.
The defence force has arrived
grand live?????more likegrand dead lol
>sloptuber shitflinging hoursat least it's not the thread celebrities i guess
How do we make the thread worse?
my sloptuber can beat up your sloptuber in a cock fight tho
next bread will be wurst
>>571715664sadly you just made it better
>>571715581remember that stamina cap is 1300 which raises all the baselines for stamina
7 and the threads become margarine
If they dont give us early evo skills during GL I'll just settle for whatever LB Tach I get after 400 pulls without investing a crystal because I dont care to participate in that meta. Will continue hoarding and go all in on Pokke speed and run her+Pasa if that is the case.
Post hero umas
how do i make a long TT uma with sirius card?want to make one for the spechud commander alt, but don't want to glue that uma right afterwant to use Dia, but I can pivot to any other Long umaswould Kita/Windy/Jordan/TachyWit/Creek/Natie/Sirius work?
>>571715379...such as? I'm looking at the list of pace accels and they dont get anything better until El pasa in L'arc and even that is debatable
>>571715792didn't they say we're getting the equivalent of year 3 umajp balance? are evolved skills in by then?
>>571715875
>>571715792Haha, what's the matter, bro? Triple 7s is a well thought out recovery skill. You can beat Ogurin with guaranteed speed carryover and perfect acceleration, just roll more and work harder.
>>571715539is the story on l'arc good enough to justify having a soundtrack like thator does it keep the Disney channel movie writing that every scenario had so far
>>571715968Who said that? As long as it isnt confirmed by cygames I am not trusting what random anons or sloptubers say. Nothing is guaranteed and for all we know this might be all we're getting for GL
>>571716063CoalCity is a year 3 balance
>>5717157527 and the threads become Crème fraîche
>>571716063well we'll only know when the patch happensIt's unlikely, but for speculation's sake it is only possible if the point we're accelerating to has what you want, to get what you want.
>>571716016I've seen a lot of Japs and JPfags shilling it as kino
>>571714738>>571716164how much does frenchteiofag weigh
Good morning to all of you my umabfs it's finally CM day are you excited? I am.
>>571716172yeah speculation is fine and obviously I hope we get more, but until it actually happens it's just that: speculation. Just dont want to get my hopes up only to be disappointed again like with the mant patch>>571716161We got random year 4 UI changes added at some point. Dont act like there's any rhyme or reason to what they're doing with global
oh no my cock is fully erect in a building full of lust umas, how am i to ever escape.
>>571716378kys gameplayfag
>>571716378I am not your umabf and I am not excited for cm, but I hope things go well for you
>>571716394Im just happy they're bringing alot early even if it fragmented and breaks balance
>>571715920oh shit, one card too many. I meant, swap in sirius for one of the speed cards
>>571716387>cherrypicking female twitterfagopinion discarded
Spechud story tomorrow
I like how deranged Shakur looks during her ult animation
>>571716378>umabfsno such things, all uma are female so they can only be umagfs
>>571716489I dont know if I would call it a lot, but they do at least somewhat kinda care, yeah.
>>571716378I'm ready to win
>>571716378That's tommorow...
>>571716173Rice HERO
>>571715973SUPER STRONG!
>>571711167Add a bunch of fictional medium turf, and dirt mile G3s to junior year.Add one medium G2 to early classic year.Add the ability to skip straight to the results when selecting a race instead of having to load it up.Remove having to CONNECT after buying or using items. Do it for buying skills too.>like it's too RNG focused because of the shopLMAO way to out yourself as a witlit.MANT has the least RNG by far, its easily the scenario with the biggest skill component.As long as you pay the mile aptitude spark tax, you should be able to consistently get SS umas.
>>571716441don't worry bro Aoi will save you
I want Fuji Kiseki to forgive me. Just as I planned, when Fuji Kiseki went to leave my office, I stopped her. I held her in my arms. I stroked her hair, her back. I held her tail. Before I could kiss her forehead, I heard her make some strange noise against my chest. She was panting like I just made her run in the Spring Tenno Sho. I ignored it. I kissed her forehead, I thanked her for her hard work. She then shoved me away, her face beet red. She tried to say something, but it all came out a mess. Then she turned, rushing out the office like she was in a sprint race. I'm not sure if this will help her training. She's ignoring my texts. I wish I knew she didn't like hugs.
>>571716683>Aoi*gets soft*
>>571716387>yurifags chastising anyone's view on other umaso am I raffing
>>571716579It's in 10 hours my seadacchi be there or be square.
>>571716710You make me wish I had Fuji Kiseki on my stable. Keep posting.
>>571716637>LMAO way to out yourself as a witlit.lmao way to out yourself as a sloptuber cocksleeve
>>571716816Her daily legend race is next month
>>571716784I thought it coincided with Throne???Even less days to make a Throne ace...
hehe nonnies are fighting hehe i LOOOOOVE /uma/ threads because i can see nonnies cockfight hehe
Will Rickey be able to defeat Oguri at the Teio Sho?
>>571716981I'm gonna cum on your pits
>>571716981how about you fight my cock, huh?
Friends shouldn't fight...
>>571717000Maybe, maybe not. A powered up XOguri is scary at the very least...
>>571716161We're not getting her year 3 balance change, we're getting the description change that happened shortly after 2nd anni.
>>571717000who has the autism to farm the greens
>>571717062big ass ears
>>571717162i'm not your friend, pal
>>571717062Inari One's fat tits on main again..
>>571717398I thought we were pals, buddy. You were my guy, my dude. Friends
Tachyon LOVE
what was the uma song that goes DUNG DUNG DUN DUNGDUNG DUNG DUN DUNG TING TING TUNNG DU DU DU DUUUUUU DUUUU TING DUNGONG TINGTUNG TING TING TING
>>571717548Make Debut?
>>571717548umagrok said it's the Jet Set Helios Rap
I wouldn't be mad if Shakur spooked me haha...
>>571717297>Skills effect remain unchangedBwo...
>>571717548Uma new world?
Guys?
>>571717297Where can I see these patch notes?
dozo
https://x.com/uma_loverlabs/status/2028053792420475266
>>571717838what?
Umapyoi
This whole GL sounds complicated, but I understand this at least.
>>571717914why is the guy getting railed too
Uma Musume but the torenas are all innocent shotas
>What's more important, me or work?!Your response?
>>571717923RICE!
>>571717914uhh... why is the guy getting fucked too
>>571718003YOU are my work, Dobah
>>571718003You are my work.
>>571718003twork*starts twerking violently at 500 megahertz*
>>571718003NO WAY FAG as I go back to sexually harassing Riko
>>571718003Mating press
>>571717994>>571718035kek, didn't notice that
>>571717923my life is horrible because i don't have rice's head to pat and call her a good girl
>>571718003Ground work is very important.
>>571718035>>571717994Do not do unto others, what you do not want others to do unto you.
>>571717914Why is the xray on the guys ass?
>>571718040>>571718049!!
>>571718162
>>571718135
>>571718057>>571718068>>571718079>>571718162
STINKY SMELLY UMA UMA FEETS!UMA UMA FEETS!STINKY SMELLY UMA FEETS!!!!!!!!!
>>571718003Me.
>they added the parent rework before GLunity and ura grandfathers buffedno need to every play MANT again after it endsyay
>>571714738>>571716164i want to fugg benis bark
>>571718430Now we only need to get the buffed URA (preferably with auto) and we're fucking golden
hey onii-chan
>>571718461Dont dip your benis in stinky french umanko D:
>>571718364MARUZEN PLEASE BEAR MY CHILDREN
>>571718517Whats that new skill? Where does it come from
>>571718714
Does anyone else sometimes get weirdly emotional watching the races?Wanted to share just how awesome this game has been as a newer player. There’s something about seeing your Uma stuck in 10th, grinding through the pack, then suddenly hitting that final stretch and clawing all the way to 1st, especially in the MANT scenario. I’ve genuinely teared up a few times watching pace/late/end closers pull it off. The soundtrack is already amazing, but that second part of the MANT Twilight race song where it's in the last spurt/stretch makes the whole thing feel absurdly cinematic. Man, especially given a run with Rice Shower where you she's always expressing self-doubt/etc.What a truly unique & awesome game experience, I've literally never played anything like it where the agency of the player is fully removed during races; it just makes it feel so much more compelling & raw.
>>571718687Happy Meek gives them to youhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals#happy-meek-duels
I went to the dentist, dacchis... I no longer have disgusting tartar in my mouth
>>571718805I get excited when I see other umas in the race do well, even if I'm primarily rooting for the one I'm training
>>571718805I'm a day 1 player and still get excited about the races and these comebacks when all accel hit are hype as fuck, I love CM for that with Day 3 being my favorite day.
>>571718805It's just pixels nigga
>>571718938>
>>571718861The last time I went to the dentist was when the coof was still around
>>571718750>Opera O
>>571718821>Wisdom>EnergyThese two are above the rest of them. Not saying the rest is bad, they're average.
>>571718805>There’s something about seeing your Uma stuck in 10th, grinding through the pack, then suddenly hitting that final stretch and clawing all the way to 1stfront players will never understand this kinowatching the tick down to late race to have your uma set off like a rocket and instantly gain a 6L lead is a drug
>>571718981This is a Sirius image on a Sirius post
GO GO LET'S GO
tldr for the changes? just woke up
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>571719280solo front is usablepdm doesn't rape you as muchgold city buffs
>>571713175
>>571719280Parents rework.Solofront is no longer cucked.Pacechasing buffed.Mystery changes to a lot of uniques to make them stronger.
>>571718805I get nostalgic hearing the pre-race and post-race theme fully because I used read every single uma career stories and take every single goal races in the umas career seriously. This was when I started playing and all my cards are dogshit but now I just skip them for efficiency all thanks to MANT
This game makes me want to put a bullet through my brain
>>571719359Hoguri should be the one reaching out because she's the only real contender to frontgawds.
>>571719453The fuck are you running Wakagoma Stakes for
>>571719376>Parents rework.elaborate?
>>571719273HEY HEYFIGHT GO FIGHT RICKEYLETS GO RICKEY
>>571719301Mentally ill gay pedo
>>571719524G3s and epiphets no longer give affinity.G1s go from 1 affinity to 3 affinity.You can now do parent runs in GL or URA.
>>571719524G2/G3 affinities removed, G1 affinities give 3 instead of 1 You now have the lazy option of only doing G1s for parent runs.
>>571719493Shitty trainings + decent items expiring next turn + already have friendships on orange (pre-debut charming curse is real)
>>571719013teiobro, your teeth are really important. Take better care of yourself
>>571719524your parents are getting divorce
Why would they name a football player after an uma?
>>571719623>pre-debut charming curse is realMy condolences.
We need a misanthrope Umamusume.
>>571719682It was Arnold Palmer you idiot.
>>571719682I always think of Arnold Palmer the golfer
>>571719682They are about as intelligent as well
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Rickey
>>571719891Okay
>>571715120Besides the things the other anons mentioned, there is also the fact that the speed cap will be higher. This means you will need more HP for the final spurt than we used too.Another reason you're using Creek is because Power cards will be bad in this scenario for the reasons >>571715467 mentioned.For mediums on MANT and Aoharu it was more optimal to get stanima through power training, but for GL it will be back to using Stanima cards on medium like in URA. Umas that arent XOguri will probably have to use Creek for the Queen Elizebeth II CM too. IDK if people who dont have Creek will be able to afford to spend their borrow slot on something else.
I'm happy about this.
...So where is the Bamboo Memory propaganda?
>>571718821Must be good for open leaguers, not so much for graded league
>>571718805this but IRL races
If you skip the creek/cb rerun you're bricked btw, literally the most high value banner since kitasan
>>571720052its 40 undiluted stats over cap, never bad
>>571720005we had her banner like a month ago gwo
>>571720073Nice try i know you're propoganda works, reveal your mask oguri!
Bamboo Memory will be the first uma no one will pull for in /uma/
>>571720073I already have creek so I'm thinking easy skip
>>571720147Sorry, I meant Bamboo Memory 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>571720191but we already had her banner
>>571718003Dober you quite literally are my job what's the point of this question
>>571720191People pulled for Yaeno Muteki though?
>>571720140Yeah sweepers gonna benefit from that
Rickey on my dickey
>>571720005There's nothing to propaganda about. She's an alright Late Surger for miles, with a weird unique. Final corner acceleration that starts off worse than white tier but gains more acceleration and duration if you pass someone. A gambler even among the late gamblers.Her summer alt is really cute though.
>>571720335I don't recall posting this
>>571719592>>571719602MANT has higher stat output which means better chance to get 3* blue spark. Idk why you retards keep pushing this "you can do parents in URA now" bullshit.
>>571720351>Her summer alt is really cute though.And also still meta for sprint
>>571720379because you want to loop the new ura skills
>>571720191I'm pulling for bamboo memory right now iykwim
>>571720425What are the new URA skills?
>>571718805I get very emotional watching the irl races. These always get me a bit choked uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHtadsETOkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq37KWEP3z8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NantAN3T-Hkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_lA5E-If70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdK-fUDPwM(honestly, most Vodka G1 wins are pure kino in one way or another)
>>571720419Not really. Macchan (alt)/Bakushin(new alt) and Curren (wedding alt) are far more relevant. Even Mile retard is more relevant.
>>571720379yea maybe if you dont touch grass, i can do 3 ura runs in the time of 1 mant
>>571717000I dont see why she wouldn't be strong. Its an exchange race so it wont be too hard to get the required greens.I was surprised not to see her in the scheadule on Witgods video.
>>571720191You should keep saying this, because then people will pull just to be contrarians.
>>571720073I have zero creek and 2LB CB, That banner is a guaranteed spark from me
>>571720257She's fishing for a devoted response from her trainer!
today will be the day I get my /uma/gf
>skipped Finemo>MLB'd Creek>will get wit Teio MLB with free rollsoh nyo nyo nyo nyo
>>571720452This dumb bitch never finishes her event chain when I use her for fronts
>Seriru spent 10 hours on the Light Hello art
>>571720678he used AI on it too
>>571720379I can run parents in ura, it doesnt meant MANT parents are less competitive, it just means ura parents are more competitive and is a viable alternative
>>571720005She's a hot-blooded boy on the disciplinary committee. Consider her if you're a boyfaggot lover with fantasies about doing steamy morally depraved things with boys who claim to uphold decency.
>>571720613I curse you with Twin Turbo
>>571720741also Gold City calls her daddy
>>571720704Damn...
>>571720379I'm not pushing that it's better, I'm telling him that he has the lazy option.
Post yfw the random ass URA Uma is now your highest tier grandparent because of insane white rolls
>>571720894Is this photoshopped? The fuck does that ear look like a vagina.
>>571720894thats an ear u retard
>>571720763Turbo is cool though...
>>571720613Didnt some danchou quit over getting too much Teio
>>571720881
>>571720979Not this shit again teioanon
>>571720379URA will get updated next scenario, not sure how strong umas trained from it though but I assume above SS
Which boy uma has the best gap moe
>>571721107rulership
>>571721107vokka
thoughts?
>>571720817there were no need to give her big boobs, she already has a gorgeous pair of eyes that i cannot stop looking at
>>571721107(You)r favorite.
>>571721107ryan
>>571721107
>>571721227I can't milk her eyes.
>>571721220need both of them on my face
cola time
am i a bad torena for wishing my trainee was obscure and non-meta so only a few other players roll for her?
Stego cute.
>>571721376Dozo
>>571721558it's not like it will impact anything if other people will roll for the uma
Commercial time.
>>571721558No, it just makes you possessive.
>>571721558You can be this general's first ever Air Messiah fan if that's what you want.
>>571718003
>>571721558Coming from a trainer who's oshi IS meta and pretty much a must roll, I don't think you're a bad person but I personally think it's nicer when people do get to roll her and learn about her rather than have their own preconceived notions about her and act retarded about it.
>>571721693Air Jihad when?
>>571721709Why are foids like this.
I just made like the best chicken wrap in history holy fuck it was so good
>>571721768When you follow his Instagram page.
>>571721558Oh? My oshi? It's Hoguri. Yes, that alt specifically.
>>571721693>You can be this general's first ever Air Messiah fan ifI called her ugly once and someone got offended so he wouldn't be, actually.
>>571721737uma community loves nothing more than mischaracterization
GL Falco is so FUARKING cool
>>571721558Who's your trainee lil man
>G1 MADs for the first half of the year are outoh yeah, kino timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyb8aYjOfLg
witgod's artstyle is really cute tbdesu
>>571721835What if that anon was faking it?
>>571721941trvke
I cry when I disappoint people.Umamusume for me?
>>571722012Ruby
>>571722012doto
>>571722058doto disappoints people on purpose
>>571721972He seemed sincere.
>>571722012
>>571722083and also cries
>>571722159crocodile tears
>>571721750i'm really tempted to use my ssr crystal to mlb her, but i want to save that for the better hag
I borrowed Sirius SSR about 5 times and not even once did the event chain finish. Rigged fucking game, shit fucking card
>>571722228just use the free voucher we're getting next month bwo
>>571721558We are sorry Bourbon bro
are people tanking TT this week? I've struggled to hit over 800k for the last three weeks and now I've had 850k twice
Ardan cosplaying
>>571721558As long as you dont touch my obscure trainee Royce, we good
>>571722367It's random, I've had weeks where I can't hit 900k and other weeks where I've hit 950k
>>571722414Everyone loves the jobber squad tho
>>571722550Nobody is using Mambo in CMs because shes non meta.
>>571722618I dont use her bc MANT sucks!
>>571720379You will want to run URA for the scenario skills + you can use Zenno Rob Roy to get Left Handed super easily when you need it
>>571722618I like using Mambo
>>571722379GET BANNEDGET BANNEDGET BANNEDGET BANNEDGET BANNED
>>571722550
Mares!
>>571722012Super CreekYou need to be comforted and held, not an uma that's just your reflection
>>571722557Why'd you replace the sound with a sample from some Helios porn video
wahey
>>571721941Why did he send this thru AI but still ended up coloring by himself
>>571722618i would use her, but for some reasons i just managed to pull her 1 time and so i don't have star pieces to make her a 3 stars or more
>>571722749
>>571721376dozo
>>571722805I want to do activities of the sexually explicit nature with this Umamusume.
>>571722618nobody is using mambo in CMs because she came out after the long CM and her kit is ass
>>571722961>>571722969
>>571722618Joke's on you, I'm running Mambo tonight.
>>571722829felt like being a funny boy today
>>571722921I guess the zero stands for zero workout.
Bareback Kingu
>>571722921dozo
>>571722706no...
>>571723060How can torena even resist?
>[Direction] Green>[Distance] Green>[Track Condition] Green>[Weather] Green>[Racetrack] Green>[Season] Green>Front Runner Savvy>Prudent Positioning>Dodging Danger>Ignited Spirit Wit>Restraint>Essence of Energy: Wisdom>Taking the Lead>GroundworkTime to play.
Muv-Luv anon is going to SCREAM today
>>571722890why are you jealous over someone doing art
>>571723067
>>571722618I've seen Mambo in Round 2 A the last 3 CMs though
>>571723195What were getting part 2 of the anime?
>>571723059It is known that the fattest fat fucks drink coke zero because they believe it's not as bad as normal coke
>>571723220AI tards (millenial, zoomer) are mentally ill and get upset whenever someone shows his DRAWING prowes taht isnt based on gpu slop
Bareshoulder Pokke
wait a minute, these are barely even GL umas
I left out some trainee transfer sheets on the desk because a fellow trainer asked for some and my trainee is upset even after explaining the situation. Truly umas think in mysterious ways
>>571723281Not exactly. Go figure you're here, shoulda posted the links right away.https://www.gematsu.com/2026/06/muv-luv-tactics-kalidasa-at-nightmare-launches-in-2027-for-pchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ3qPB-qrrU
>>571722961
What does Bond 12 do?
>>571723430Im not him but I like Muvluv as well
>>571723435gives you 50 carats
>>571723391
>>571722896You can get tannhauser stars off the CP storeit costs an insane 8000 epstein points but at this point there's nothing to spend them on
>>571723610at the WHAT store?
man, uma power creep is crazy
>>571723391Uhhh pacebros?
>>571723435unlocks anal
>>571722012Doto or Laisu
>>571723470DAMNIT you mislead me! Let's hope he sees it then, tho I bet he is well aware of it.
>>571723642Did I fucking stutter?
>>571723610>but at this point there's nothing to spend them onSays who?I'm HOOOOLDING it, i use the tokens to buy pieces when i'm close to star upgrade
>>571723642The Cheese Pizza store.Pizza Hut is running a special Mambo promotion right now.
Avoid snacking on banners!
>>571712060power bwos...
>>571723781Super Peak
>>571723703>>571723430Already wishlisted it, cheers bros. Very little confidence that it'll be any good but fucking anything that isnt related to gacha means there's still hope.... I will choose to stay positive
>>571723326steaming dumplings in her sweat
>>571723857This is why you leave shooting to the burger Umas
>>571723956Glad to be of help!
5 years later no story can out angst Ayabe scenario it's insane>inb4 Still in Love
>>571724081HISHI AMASEXOOOO
boysex
>>571724082She's such a big pussy compared to Fuku
Kawakami princess is kinda chubby in a good way...
>>571724082Angst is for teensUma Musume is a hopechad game
>>571723991Stinky...
>>571724131I prefer my boysex blobby instead of butch
>>571724082her story is retarded if you think about it for more than 2 seconds
>>571724082can't believe sister left forever uuuwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh i felt so empty and sad for her i don't know how she could even handle it
>>571721220sex
>>571724209how so?
>>571724210She's a real cutie for sure. Hope she spooks me one day
>>571724257>Angst is for teensYou mean w*men
>>571721709Dia LOVE
holy sex
>CM starts todayI have 0 (zero) medium S acesThe plat star dream has never been more over
i don't want to go to workumamusume
>>571724663he's making a prostitution joke here btw
>>571724663she indeed is sex
>>571724501What's the difference between angst and edgy
>>571724487>wah my sister died so I could live but I didn't even know her anyways>my sister died while I was young and could actually apprectiate her the memory of that tragic day lives on forever bur im not a huge bitch about it
>>571724686tamamo cross
>>571724764Angst is basically being an emoEdgy is being a shock jock
>>571724716Helious seems like the kinda dumbass to fall for a cult
>>571724716she sounds too much like koga aoi here it reminds me too much of kaguya
>>571713918Huh, so spending on Nishino/Bakushin when I started the game wasn't a bad idea after all.
>>571724903the cult of my penis, yeah
>>571724668Your double right handed and summer runner cope bro?
>>571712060Are we getting 100 free pulls on Tachyon and Hello nice!
>>571724995only 50
>>571724995only 50 for gaijins
>>571724995lmao the throne really mindbroke the jp server
>>571724976
>>571724801Oh? Your sister? You mean the dead one? Like, the one that died? That sister? You can't see her anymore, right? Because she's in a coffin. underground. dead. not alive. Just want to be sure haha
>>57172503660 if you pull before the swap reset
>>571724082her scenario was so good that when she came no one posted about it even to this day despite all the previous shilling
I still have 600 clocksI dunno how you guys can go hard on this dogshit scenario
>>571724668it's a hog cm I couldn't be bothered to train all new ones
>>571725217I feel like the ones running out of clocks are using some sort of bots, Im still at 900 myself
>>571725217I went hard on Taurus 2 for the platinum star title and have since stopped caring.
>>571724995JP history says we should get 50-60 only. Riko banner says we get 100, no one really knows yet
>>571725110Why did Doto just say that to her again?
Any tips to improve her? She's meant to be a debuffer for open league.
>>571725217
>>571725386the only thing that matters for debuffers is having the debuffs and as much wit as possible
>>571725336It was a goof up
>>571724979I do have one, that's true. She has 1130 speed
sex
>>571725735oyakodonwithaiandmom
I think I'll just reuse my CM12 hog and just accept that I'll lose if she hits uma=2
>>571725172doesn't that require you to not log in at all for like an entire week?
>>571725780sex
I'm going to curren's meet&greet what should I expect? It's the first time I go to such an event and I'm super nervous
i haven't done a career in two dayst dancho
>>571725824Yeppers, don't login during the 6 first days and you will get all your free pulls on the banner you want
>>571725217I have 1300, guess I might use some in larc?
>>571725890+999 STDs
KitaGODS they said we would get power crept but now who's laughing?
>>571724082>Ayabe>angstMore like her story is retarded.>BWEEEEH MY SISTER WHO I NEVER MET BECAUSE SHE DIED IN THE WOMB IS DEAD BWEEEEHThat's just retarded. Does she cry for every of her dad's sperm cell that didn't make it to the egg too?
>>571726005Curren Wit/ZRR Speed banner CHADS win again
i want to bangcurrent chang
>>571726005>kita still useful as hell>so is the cheater, fine wife and fat tiddiesthat's 4/6 cards for my deck settled, now I just need tachyon to be done
Good morning everypony!
>>571726472fuck off
>>571726472sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571726034>Does she cry for every of her dad's sperm cell that didn't make it to the egg too?Tickezo does that
>>571726513Why?
See you guys in like two days.
>>571726020Ugly
Kitaposters owe me rough sex
>>571726005So Maru banner is a skip and a gaslight then?
>>571726005Curren GODS how are we feeling about our cutiepie umamusume this fine morning
>>571726715NOOOO DONT LEAVE US ANON
>GL ceiling will only be a little smaller, it's a viable alternative!meanwhile MANT:
>>571726661dont listen to that guy and keep posting cute kita images
>>571726472slut
>>571726661Cuz I said so
>>571726005Any usable for f2ps?>Speed: Kita + Sweep + Flash>Wit: Marvelous + Daiwa >Borrow Hello incase I dont get 0LB SSR>Borrow Tachyon instead of Flash incase I get 0LB SSR Hello
>>571726787Still your best option for Fronts
>>571726897Wrong>>571726919Who are you to decide?
>>571726939you should have enough saved for 400 pulls what the hell have you been spending your carats on?
>>571726005Remember when the doc guide writer told everyone to skip kitasan rerun banner?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2DzxQneYk
>>571726854Zoomer and millennials are such hyper autistic creatures, I dislike it so damn much. I miss the days when we simply played games for the fun of it, not to "figure them out in perfection". Obv there were always autistic nutjobs that did this, but they were a TINY minority, and quiet due to their autism.>70 race schedule
Kitaposters should be raped
BWOSSSSSSSSS
>>571727070I like Nishino Flower and wasted 200 pulls on her
VAs are yuribaiting on twitter againhttps://x.com/i/status/2069748469284352147
kitachan umanko taste
>>571727065That's not for you to know
>>571727201OK... that's 200. Where the hell are your other 60k carats?
>it drops tomorrowhow do you even use throne
>>571727163weve known this for months
sex with boys
>>571727313If you know how to use Sirius, it's the same thing. It's Sirius+.
>>571727313you skip it
>>571727131"70 race schedule" is only to show how impactful the affinity change actually is. It's impossible to get 70 races or 66 affinity as of this moment, but once the patch is out Dirt Runners will be giga affinity bombs and it will be worth mutating their aptitudes just to have their affinity present for certain styles
>>571727204That's not yuribaiting are you retarded
Oh shit, commander spe is tomorrow
>trainer keeps snacking on banners
>>571724663
>>571727375shit i never used sirius
>>571727308Im scared to do it now, I remember some people going 600 on Fuku, I probably just need to wait for El speed and comfortably dump 600 on El
>>571727298Then I'm staying
>>571727204Asaka needs to groom Yanko's VA into becoming a keibaonna
>>571727379Just for that I'm rerolling an alt and linking to your post in the account's description
>>571727407Sex
>>571727393>Dirt Runners will be giga affinity bombsHe said after I run a few last night to update my worthless TTsHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>571727131I don't think it's a generational issue as much as an ease of communication issue. The autistic nutjobs of yore would figure out all the micro optimizations and have no way to share them to the world
>>571727436We get like 90k per scenario bro, you'll be more than fine to dump on ramonu and pasa. You will hate yourself if you dont have your own Tachyon and LH during GL.
Doto would never rape anyone
>>571727131>lumping millennials tooWhat are you? A fossil?
>>571727420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF02AaUQvQ&t
>>571727513Well, Dirt/Mile/Medium/Long or Dirt/Mile/Medium/Tiara, to be specific
When are the changes happening? Haven't played since 2 days ago
>>571727204Just the typical Idol fanservice lol
>support was meta for 3 years straight >first unit was a top tier medium and long uma and decent parent >second unit was the best medium uma and parent until Gentildonna came out and the post 3rd anniversary powercreep began >third unit was one of the few viable fronts in a pace-dominated metaher game, her franchise. also kill yourself ERP faggot
>>571727553Well I want them all to be GONE! I want people having fun back, people being normal and not instantly going "what is the OPTIMAL way to cheese through this shit"When you have to do that you're clearly not having fun>>571727658So not Falco? Never mind then, I didn't say a thing.
EVO skills with GL. Has to happen.
>>571727678maintenance was announced for July 1st
My endguri runs go smoother than paceguri runs, I've finally gone mad
>>571727393Yeah, you go ahead and do that RETARD>b-but the theory saidMeanwhile in practice you're running mant dirters before spark passes
>>571725386Responses posted previously>>571694512>>571694869
>Only gotten 8/10 shoes from my clubbrosThis QoL better bring the hype back
i need slow sex with super creek
>>571694869>>571694512Jesus Christ I hate this alreadyObviously people were going to hyper optimize A+ Open, but holy shit this is truly evil seal clubbing, including myself
>>571727678no more pdm
>>571727847I would use the one with 1100+ wit and call it a day
Air Shakur pfps should be doxxed here
>>571728054/uma/ is not a lesbian dating platform
>>571728054who even likes that ugly bitch other than 20yo japanese menheras on twitter
min maxing affinity isn't that important
>>571712716first lord racing G1 winner since lord kanaloa
People here still play in Open?
>>571727728>her gamelol>her franchiselmao>also kill yourself ERP faggotI agree with this one
>>571727728Kitasan's ass isn't that small
*blocks your path*
boy marriage
* If you go to sleep now, you might not wake up for a very long time. Close your eyes?
>>571728643Seiun Sky would be a good husband (female)
>>571728491My crazy orange wife will protect me
Minmaxxing open league is kind of embarrassing
>>571728767Do you wanna go for a walk Taiki?
>>571727868Stop requesting dirt
>>571727729Agreed. What these retards did to Football Manager is very upsetting ("infohazard" below)A bunch of autistic asians ran thousands of in-game simulations to figure out that, statistically speaking, only a handful of attributes have a meaningful performance impact. A team with players with max stats (20) in those handful of attributes and min (1) everywhere else will more often than not beat a team with players with 15 in those attributes and max stats everywhere else.They have now moved on to do thousands of simulations to figure out what's the statistically most optimal formation and tactical instructions to use.>When you have to do that you're clearly not having funMy niche hypothesis is that kids no longer get as much creative play anymore due to videogames, for the most part, being about cooperative or competitive play. They ARE having fun playing this way, because their brain has been wired from a young age to associate winning with having fun.Thanks for reading my blog
>>571729829thankfully no one cares anymore that only pace matters because the new game sucks massive fucking ass and I dont think the next one will be any betterUma musume
>Deltarune CH5 in less than an hourSorry danchou, I'm flatlining today
>furrytrashrune
what's so good about throne
>>571730363You can sit on it
>>571730397Get your stinky fat tits out of my face
morningsuffering
>>571730363It features Rudolf and Tokai Teio, two umas nobody likes.
I need a 15 year old mentally ill menhera uma to groom
>>571730363you can shit on it
>>571730104Nobody cares
>>571730782You mean shit in it. You shit while on it.
>>571730363sex with rudolf and her two daughters
>>571730104You don't even play the uma, tranny
>>571730397>>571730536
>>571730769But she gives you super rabies and mind breaks you?!
>>571730698she's the ideal idol because she's relatable
>>571730536Creek probably smells like baby perfume
>yeah my favorite umas are XOguri and V.Bourbon how did you know?
>>571731016I'm not that fat
>>571731009lmao!!! As if that shit's gonna happen to me!
>>571731061>baby perfumebaby powder...
Soon
>>571727572how the hell all these umas get inside torena's house so easily?
Hey guys a brand new thread at 720 posts, just for us! There's no need to bake a new thread (BANT)>>571729290>>571729290>>571729290
I took a break from Uma since Admire Groove came out a couple months ago I can't believe global is getting Grand Live already where has the time gone?
>>571731016you might be onto something...
>>571731365She's a menace
>>571731417the door lock is just a suggestion
>>571729829>moved on to do thousands of simulations to figure out what's the statistically most optimal formation and tactical instructions to use.Jesus Christ I hate humanity so much, it's all so goddamn boring and "no-fun-allowed" mode...Something as basic as "This gun has the best overall stats and is META" to whatever the fuck you just described, which I'd call hyper autism, far beyond anything a normalfag would or even could pull, much less care to do.And they say Germans am autistic...>get as much creative play anymoreFor fucking sure, however that is down to bad media in general, not just games going to shit.>They ARE having funWell they should stop and fix their brain writing, making it not so fucking retarded and cringe. And yes, I fully intend to sound like an old man with this, it's part of growing up and becoming older.
>>571727847Oh, I figured nobody had replied. Thanks!>>571725483Makes sense! I was confused since I recall reading somewhere how certain debuffs depend on field of view or something, so some Umas could escape the reach of your debuffs
>>571726005by the way, if you look at the GL details on gametora https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live#song-lessonsYou will see some interesting songs from the shop. 6 songs that give Specialty +5, so with a great run Sweepy or ZRR will be as good as Tachyon or FM will be as good as Curren. Isn't that interesting?Now look at all the other songs that give friendship bonus... maybe cards with high friendship bonus are the real meta instead of specialty priority? This means initial friendship is more important that Specialty Priority, making SMaru the second best card after KSB.But wait, there is more.Skill points bonus. There are not many songs that give those, and umamusume is a skill points game, I wonder which cards are good at this.
it is better to be a G1 winner from a weak generation than a third placer from a strong generation
>>571731426hey, since when does JP number their threads?
>>571731632>>571731659Fat German tits
I'm SKIPPING CM15!
>>571732003thats so brave of you
>>571731842Doesnt matter, someone will always make up reasons to shit on the horse
>>571731842Be a G1 winner from a weak generation, people don't care that Deep's generation is one of the weakest there's ever been since the 2000'sThey see undefeated triple crown and call him the goat
>>571732174and they would be right
>>571731659Mein Paizuri slave.....But also yeah some debuffs rely on FoV, which usually just means they're bad. Those are the stamina debuffs mostly if I remember correctly, which already dont matter on this post hog world. So as long as you can get dominator and as many of the hesitant x skills and high wit then you're fine.
>>571731842Ask Nice Nature
>>571731842if he didnt at least get 1 win or a lot of second placements he'd have been a jobber in a weaker generation too
>>5717317066 songs give specialty prio.11 songs give friendship bonus.
>>571724663enko palmer
>>571731842depends if the G1 winner won a classic G1 or a senior G1
uma for this feel that isnt stinky creek avatarfagging?
bros I kind of started liking someone in-game (they don't like me back due to my male gender) and now I can't fantasize about real women anymore...how do I unbrick my brain?
>>571732003Mentally same. I'll just throw in a xog to fit in the society and expect nothing out of it
>>571732472Daiwa Major
>>571731842At the end of the day there's little point making a case of LE POTENTIAL unless it's a case like doto where the horse just got raped 10 times in a row in second placea win is a win
>>571731426Marche has fat tits...
>>571731845They are at 103 right now so judging by how fast their thread is I'm guessing they started numbering them since JP laucnh
>>571731845ever since they first spun offhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/umajp/page/5/
>>571732949oh, so they went from #732 to #1, what happened?
>oniichan what were you doing with that woman?!
>>571732949Doto was evil from day 1>>528849245
>>571733102We did.
Reminder that if a triple crown doesn't have a genmate that means the horse was a fraud in a weak generation
>>571733113asking her out, why
Ai-chan mating press
>>571733305>>571733305>>571733305
>>571733102if you actually bothered to look into it yourself, they continued the original count for 1 thread before deciding it would make sense to reset the count
>>571732472Why is Creek ban?
Any proper bake
Ai-chan looks like she fucks old men.
>Kita>Sweep SR>CB>Daiwa SR>Creek>LHAnd then just click rainbows to get imas tokens, spend imas tokens on shit from the shop, repeatNo need to freak out over GL
