Previous: >>571669105>Game linkhttps://nte.perfectworld.com>FAQ, Spec requirements and other useful linkshttps://rentry.co/ntegfaq>/nteg/ Friend Listhttps://rentry.org/nteg-friendlist>Current BannersLacrimosa: Jun 3- Jun 24>Upcoming BannersChaos: Jun 24 - Jul 8>NTE Worldview Trailer:Where Strange Gets Interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc0kfchaDOU>Most Recent Character Videos:Chaos:Gameplay Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebp6lsiGAwUnresolved Choices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O507-9t8Ni8Lacrimosa:"Ad Shoot in Progress!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAEmp-LSkeo"Goodnight, My Gentle Starlight": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzZd69sjZv0>Upcoming Events:Jun 3 - Jul 8 [What's Baking | Bagel Creator Event] Annulith , Fabricated Dice, FonsJun 3 - Jul 8 [Circle Gift | Lacrimosa Login Event ] 10 Solid Dice over 7 daysJun 3 - Jul 8 [Underground Circuit | PVP Racing Event] Annulith, Fabricated Dice, Fons, Bond itemsJun 3 - Jul 8 [Sunward Travelogue | 1.1 Introduction Event] Annulith and Development XP itemsJun 3 - Jul 8 [The Long Dream | Lacrimosa Introduction Event] Annulith , Development XP and Bond itemsJun 18 - Jul 8 [Hunter's Crucible] Annulith, Fons, Development XP itemsJun 24 - Jul 8 [Fight Championship | Fight Club Event] Annulith , Fabricated Dice, FonsJun 26 - Jul 3 [Pixel Surge] Double rewards from Houdini stages, Bubble Can Factory and Rabbit Hole>Codes:NTEGIFTNTEFREENTENENENTEWINFONSNTEFUNGAMELACRIMOSA0603Characters:https://www.ntegame.com/characters/al
NPC secret paizuri in an alley
ACK
good morningsave for shinku
1st for Lacrimosa sex
NANALLY SEX!?
>>571730479>>571730664DRAGON SEXU
>>571730479Sweaty Stinku Sex
beach comfy
Please just make her a fucking incant I beg of you
>>571730905why are her knees red
thinkin' 'bout minto
Dumcat...
Please tell me your favorite thing about pink hair
cuter than minto
>>571731242None of them were pink before they got their esper powers
>>571731242Their charisma
>>571730479>>571730664>>571730840>>571730905>>571731102>>571731290>Headless Rider nullifiedBITCH YOU DID WHAT ALL HETERO BIKERS HAVE HIM AS THIER HERO AND THE GUY NOT EVEN HURT ANYONE JUST DESTROYED THEIR BIKE IF THEY LOST AND THIS BITCH NULLIFIED MUH FUARKING HERO????
>>571731301So its not ... down there .... ?
do you like her shoes? ribbon? thighs that could crush your skull?
>>571731548I do fucking love her shoes aaaarrghhhh I'm gonna run the Cosmos 4 man I don't give a fuck
>>571731239SMARTCAT
>Touch my tail? Uh nyo.
>>571731548touch her tail?uhh nyo
fat tail
>>571731548Her ribbon is cute. Love her big tail too
>>571731242all pinks do anal
>>571731694>>571731696Ellen mind
>>571731290>>571731548girl is wearing like 4 inch stilts. the heck are those shoes
>>571731691Sexcat!
WHAT NAME WILL YOU CHOOSE FOR THIS FEELING WE SHARE?TIES THAT WILL NOT CHANGE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSESTART FROM ZERO, THOUGH IT FEELS A BIT STRANGEBUILD IT STEP BY STEP, NEVER-NESS-TO-EVER
>>571731862Something she bought off demonia they're cute
ナナリはもう自分で何もできなくなっていた。下の世話も、俺が毎日してあげなければならなかった。俺は病室の鍵を閉め、カーテンを引いた。彼女の病院着をゆっくりと脱がせていく。白くて小さな体が、ベッドの上に横たわる。ナナリの秘部は、中学生のようにぷにぷにと幼く、薄いピンク色をしていた。毛もほとんど生えていない、つるりとした無垢な形。「……ごめん、ナナリ……」俺は涙を浮かべながら、自分のものを握った。彼女のぷにぷにしたオマンコをじっと見つめ、手を激しく動かし始める。しこしこしこ……! じゅぽじゅぽ……!「うっ……ナナリ……お前のここ……こんなに幼くて……俺……もう……我慢できない……」涙がポロポロと落ちながら、俺は彼女の無防備なぷにぷにオマンコを凝視してシコり続ける。柔らかそうな肉びら、狭くて小さな割れ目……全部が俺の欲望を煽る。「はあ……はあ……ナナリ……お前が動かないから……俺、こんなこと……」手の動きがどんどん速くなる。彼女の幼いような秘部に、俺の先走りが飛び散りそうになる。「ううっ……! 出る……!」俺は泣きながら、彼女の太ももとぷにぷにしたオマンコに向かって、大量の白濁を思い切り放った。びゅるるっ! びゅるるるっ!! どくどくっ!!熱い精液が彼女の幼い秘部をべっとりと汚していく。俺は嗚咽を漏らしながら、彼女の体に精液を塗りつけるように擦りつけた。「……ごめん……本当にごめん……ナナリ……」ナナリはただ、静かに眠り続けていた。彼女のぷにぷにオマンコは、俺の精液で白く染まっていた。
>>571731694>>571731696based
Which one of those three apartments do I skip if I want to minmax?
WHENS MY NEXT LOLI
>>571732067>オマンコi know that word..
>>571732067Hotori, you seeing this?
>>571732121get 2 and 3. together they give the same good stuff as 4they cost more combined than 4 but you also get the hamster for hathor and +1 property for tycoon missions
>>571732187100% not in 2026. Maybe in 2027. If none by then don't expect any to release, ever.
>>571732187sakiri is enough
>>571732187Thats a potato
id never leave you....
>>571732432she cant carry the game by herself
>>571732121I got golden and eden. I still get a good amount of gold pieces with level 6 hamster and I don't care about anything else skyview has
>>571732686Reassuring Nanally that I'll always be by her side
>>571732686Because you value the platonic relationship you hold with your adopted imouto right?
>>571732739yes she canjust wait for her arc
>>571732845of course ;)
>>571730552
Today is a day
>>571733080self-inserting as edgar...
>>571731508Her scene when nullified headless rider make me remember about cbt 1 wuwa when lingyang kill steal the boss and guess what? both of the boss name is rider and ride a bike lol. I guess hotta have hired this cbt 1 writer to write story in this game lol.
>>571733000>Appraiser… drive. Lacrimosa… ride.
>>571733312Tomato also kill the Rhythm Master, and they gonna keep adding cutscenes like that to all characters since is cannon that they come to help you if your are struggling with a boss
>And then she said, there's an Anomaly inside you that only I can get out which was a bit weird...
>>571733080>>571733921KEK
Fight Club is way more fun than I expected.
>>571732841And we'll make that family she always wanted
Shinkus ass will save the game
>>571734242Now she knows....
>>571733000lacrimosa.... bounce on it... plap plap... plap.... zzzzzzzzz
Gonna do chapter 4 and 5 today
Imagine the flexibility...
>>571734207Like with the racing event, I appreciate people AFKing or trying to run away giving me free 1st place.
>>571730320 we hate chaos herewe really do
>>571733921>Umm, little bro I've been looking all over for you, stop bothering the nice officer.>Mint... I need some help here...
>>571735040And unlike racing, the AFKers' idle presence isn't for naught.Since landing the last hit heals you, they serve as a health pickup of sorts to fight over.
>>571735295>You did WHAT?!
>>571735472I've made a habit of leaving afkers a few hits away for that reason. They don't seem to appreciate not being beat to death and suddenly start playing when I do that
>>571733576chaos never helped me ???
>>571735735Skipped him to shill Shinku (based)
>>571731508Kek, she done kicked his head clean off.
>>571735828Sorry only for Hotori, LacriRequiem and Shinku
>when the appraiser wants to put you in an apartment with other women
>chaos encounter in the city>police officer says he's looking for a guy wearing a mask and looks suspiciously at chaos (chaos isn't wearing a mask)>chaos says this happens all the time because of the mask he's wearing (chaos isn't wearing a mask)
>>571736591Daffodill still has an animation when she takes Gifts from 21 where she visibly flips an invisble eyepatch and power comes from her eye.
>>571736348Meant for >>571735735
>>571735735He may help you but he don't have a cutscene
>>571735597i can see zero asking mint for a bail
Okay so maybe i throw a cheeky 10 roll on chaosMaybe he's a little cutesuch a shame ill need to exile him alone to the starter houseguess thats why they call it the wiener apartment lol
>>571735295>>571735597>hard cut to FZero getting her face smashed into the tiles in a prison brawl
>>571737336heh don't cry when you need these 10 rolls in the future, same thing for that anon that did 20 rolls
>>571732113T O U C H
are there cheaters in the prison event? fighting people who have super armor or something and never get stunned even if I dodge and counter while I instantly get stunned out of my punch combos
a minor
>>571738120there are hacks but i dont know if they work in the event
>>571738120Probably. Haven't run into any so far tho
>>571738120Bro did you see that super speed ultra instinct clip from the chinese server? Yeah there's cheaters
>>571738120Cheating's definitely a thing, there's videos of people sneaking in Nanally to smash people in seconds. But I don't know how prevalent they are, all my fights have been clean.
>>571738120I've queued once and got instantly declared the winner as the panning shots were happening. My guess it was a cheater that one shot everyone but me and dipped.
>>571738120There are definitely cheaters, I think there's also an occasional bug that turns a player invincible.It happened to me once, I took out one guy, got healed to full HP from it, then stopped taking damage. I didn't even notice I was stuck at full health until the other two players started running from me.
challenge mode event is the repeatable fight against the gorilla in the prison ???
>>571738120I haven't encountered any myself, but that's probably a mark of just how many people are entering the event and reducing my chances of seeing fucked up shit going on
blue woman
>>571739732Grats
>>571739214Yeah, it's a weird way to word it. Even weirder still is needing to fight gorilla nigga 5 times, when there's only 3 different difficulties. So you'd need to fight the gorilla 2 more times for no reason.
>>571739732Make sure you treat her well
all in
>>571739956oh that was her. i couldn't even tell
>>571740586need more games with melee characters and less games that bait you with "melee" then give them a fucking greatsword
>>571740586 >>571740995 mmm nyes hathor shinku team for the kick squad
I need to get better at building cycle without MC. Probably can't spare him for Shinku
>>571740586What do I prefarm?
>>571736591Iroi has dialogue regarding her eyepatch and right eye that I'm expecting to not be rewritten by the time she comes out.
>>571731691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIXOTsbIEoMSexual harassment cat
>>571741608>Make a team of Daffodil, Iroi, Chaos and a fourth character who gets a notable article of clothing "optimized" out>Emperor's New Accessory Formation
>>571741441Beetle coins and the cosmos set
>nanally a1+sig>hotori a0>lacrimosa a0+ sig>chaos a0>150 rolls saved for shinku and iroi>all with average luck for the characters and dogshit luck for the signaturesComfiest 3d gacha ive ever played
>>571739963no, you're not allowed to do that
>>571740995hooooly SEX
Woah!
>>571742079How the fuck do you have so much that's insane?
Shinku just kill stole my rider anomaly randomly then fucked off
>>571741861Chaos still have his mask
>>571742243>Characters have birthdays messages if they are at your houseSOVL much cooler than some mail
>>571730320>>571735072salty gooner pedophiles
>>571740995They better polish the movement. Nothing worse than taking a screenshot mid skill, and their legs are just bending at the middle of the bone.
>>571743152really don't get who comes into a genre overwhelmingly populated by sexy women and loli characters and starts bitching thats all the playerbase got. like yeah man you fucking got me now get your ugly-ass faggot cop out of here so I can get my lizard chick sooner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_iC1_YHZrc i can't believe mossad made a film out of the updatealso funny thing just happed ingame, i was about to buy the last cafe and then realised i was standing right next to it...
>>571742243Wait that's really cute
not in the patch notes but some characters like hotori got more car passenger voice lines
Holy moly westerners are SEETHING over 2 pvp events
breasts?
Would appreciate a less annoying idle animation and the sprint springing for Aurelia.>>571743403Neck yourself goonertroon SEA monkey niggerfaggot
>>571743403Someone with mental illness it seems.
>>571742607signature arcs are basically free thanks to hunters exchange
>>571744005Don't say that to my NTE bro, he right and you know it, the game didn't even launched with interactions for the males, devs are forced to add it for Chaos since he is a paid character go cry on a corner about it
>really don't get who comes into a genre overwhelmingly populated by sexy women and loli characters and starts bitching thats all the playerbase got. like yeah man you fucking got me now get your ugly-ass faggot cop out of here so I can get my lizard chick soonerLet's dissect this subhuman jeet spergout>and starts bitching thats all the playerbase gotYou are the one bitching because that's NOT everything>like yeah man you fucking got me now get your ugly-ass faggot cop out of here so I can get my lizard chick soonerThe former is much better designed than the latter. Imagine being a 2 inch dick eternally horny jeet with no taste
>>571742079Paypig fictional cope post
Wow, the reception of the new pvp mini-game 'fight club' is not looking too good huh.What gives?Gacha fags being such a sissy bitch, afraid of little fun competition?
>>571744492don't you have another 50/50 coinflip to lose? lmao at least you know you're money isn't going poof here
The animation for chaos banner is cooooL!
>>571744515Precisely, they are low testosterone lonely brown incels in love with 1s and 0s, rotting away in a third world apartment block and they exist solely to be milked of all their time and money by yellow skinned jews for eternity
Oh god i'm hopeless at this fight club shit. Even worse im getting raped by biologically male Fzeros
>>571745839Just dash around like a madman
>missed daily monthly pass gibs>missed the whole day>missed 1m heist fonsIt's nyover...
>>571744492>>571742607>50 pulls for nanally, 40 for hotori, 60 for lacrimosa, 70 for chaos = 220 used pulls>1.0 f2p pulls = 210>1.1 f2p limited pulls = 70>exchange for gold chess pieces = 65>pulls from bp and monthly since day 1= 60 >210 + 70 + 65 + 60 = 405 total limited pulls>405 total - 220 used = 185 pulls left>2 signatures in 2 patches from the 60 free keys per patchNot a paypiggy, it's that simple when there's no 50/50
>>571744827nice self report, paggy
>>571745958I get fucking stun locked everytime i attack or do anything i hate it.I just went into a match where only me and another player werent AFK and they fucking destroyed me
>>571744005Kill yourself subhuman manilapag tranny nigger. One worm banner doesn't mean you're welcomed here you fucking tranny freak
>>571746513>n-no u >(am i doing it right sisters??)
>>571746205I just spam left click and dash to cancel my final attack. Dash/counter if they do the jump heavy. Only loss one time and thats when the 3rd guy refused to throw soap at anyone but me
>>571746008>1.0 f2p pulls = 210sure thing buddy
hoyodog hours
>>571742167too late. burst dps go brrrrrrrr
>>571746805are you shitposting or retarded?
>>571746008This is completing all content right
brown
>>571747032Just a shitposter, thread was fine a couple hours ago. Bro is just going through the usual list of baiting.
>>571747165of course, i played a shit ton
>>571747309yeah i figured, just ignore it
>405 total limited pullsI cleared the whole map and bought the welkin and i'm still barely at 300 i'm sure
Damn just choked a 1v1 on 1 hp accidentally using the shitty block
recommended
Love it when someone has an argument/disagreement here and accuses the other of being the thread shitposter (me) Hard to tell if they are genuine schizos or just tell themselves that so they "win" every debate
>>571746959It sucks most of her awakenings are utterly useless against bosses.
>>571747543there were time-limited gibs
Im addicted to playing these shit online modes till i win
>>571747543when did you start?
>>571747032>>571747309Some of these theoretical annulith are not realistically obtainable in the time frame of 1.0. Like, you can't really get both Narcupeda blessings and Narcupeda punishments achivements. Or raise bonds with all characters. (do you even have all characters?)
>>571748274Like 2 days after releaseOnly missed on like 400 gems because train is madgay
What did they "fix" this time? Shinku's bed is gone, the pillows are floating, o thought that she cleaned her room but no, some things are missing around the map
>>571744814This game seems to tread a fine line between slop and sovl
chaos status?
>>571731242Pink hair characters are the useless characters in anime
>>571748731Average
>gemssorry but we call them anals 'round here
>>571748342Small achievements like that dont give enough annulith to change the math too much. And i have 150 saved rolls and not the ceiling of 185
>>571748371Maybe you used more than what you think or are missing a lot of side content, the map is not the main resource like in other open world games because we dont have as many treasure chests
>>571731242They have S rank feet
>>571748051only good for sucking...
>pull character>volume too loud>turn it down>it skips the cutscenecan things just work without shit like this happening
>>571746205just get the annulith and the 2 blue dice and fuck off man that's only a few rounds it's what I did.
I rolleded 30 rolls on chaos just for fun and now I'm realizing I may not get the glider for the next banner even if I hit pity...
>>571749323I got the hang of it a bit more, narrowly lost two matches and called it a day. You really can't rest on your laurels or you get punished hard.
What's the bond meta? I've been giving most of my gifts to Hotori but I think it'll take ages to unlock her skin at this pace.
>>571749323DAMN DANIEL
>people whining about pvp events>meanwhile pve events were all even worse and nobody complainsGee I sure love to beat up the bosses that I already have to beat up for farming reasons. What a great event, much better than a pvp mode with brand new unique mechanics
>>571749561
>>571749323i didnt read a word this anon said but i agree. Or sorry that happened anyway DAMN SON
>>571740586>>571740995amazing for my hathor team
>>571749561I reached 9 with Lacrimosa today. Gonna take a while
>>571749719Thanks, are the items spread out all over various shops? Might take some hunting down to actually buy them if so.
>>571746008That's an average of 44 considering that you have a dupe of anally, you've just been lucky. I'd say the real average is about 55
>>571746008Luckshitters are worse than whales. At least whales know they paypigged.
What do you guys do while you AFK?
I did itI beat the game
>>571749926Yea, they're pretty spread out. You can track them in the bond menu though
>>571750313Make and eat dinner. By the time I was done I finished the event and then some.
new doomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB-fbnzT9q4
>/nteg/ is certified pussy ass bitch centralkek
>>571749340build pity for the next character then
>>571750462I think that I'm going to pass on getting the car because there will undoubtedly be better ones in the future and it doesn't look at that cool, though.
>>571749936Without the dupe is an average of 55 and i got the dupe because i rerolled until i got nanally on the first 3 rolls, my luck after that first nanally is exactly average>>571750171average luck
what's the fight club meta?
>Chaos doing well in JP and getting carried almost exclusively by yumesExpect that hug soon kek
>every FeMC player fights like a scared sissy in the pvp mode, half are AFKing or running awayLMAO
>>571750703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imMlKPiG-ecq
>>571752326Yumes dont play the faggoy self insert for chinese, korean and indian incels
>>571752012kill people
>>571752446Yeah they do have you seen how popular Scara is in Genshin
>>571752446nip women can't stop pulling for him bro...
Chaos is going to kill NTE.... nyo....
planning to build 2 teams>mc>nanally>hotori>jiuyuan>lacrimosa>sakiri>adler a6>haniel a3any tips? also have mint a6, is it worth swapping her in for anyone?
>>571750703>>571752437If only they added a bunch of lolis so these idiots would just disappear entirely.
>>571752878Its only for 2 weeks. Let them get the fujobux. Real niggas are holding out for whats next
>>571752927Where daff?
>>571752012just be chad
>>571752927>any tipsyeah, build 1 team first because you'll be stuck in the artifact mines for a long time, won't make it in time trying to build two
>the fight club is a perma hobbywtf
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>>571753073>fujobuxFujoshits ain't paying for shit
>>571752927those are pretty meta teams.
>>571753284"it's not enough that I succeed everyone else must fail": the fanbase
how is bagel full of Shinku?
>>571752927For nanally team you can do this rotation. Build Zero for cycle intensity since he'll be triggering all the blossoms
>>571753153I dunno if that's good advice for the train
>>571753542Imagine actually sitting there like an autist memorizing all that shit LMAO
>>571753620Just split your 1 team into 2 for the train. You'll have better chances than with 2 underlevelled teams
>>571753817it's better to build 2 main dps first, then the supports depending on needs.
>>571753542Which set is MC and Jiuyuan supposed to be using?
>>571753120i still have the selector to get her, but i read she wasnt that necessary>>571753153 already have the first team at level 70, just missing the console>>571753329thanks, but are they any good for beyond the rails? i was planning to clear it with chizz but i got stuck>>571753542Thanks>alsois the console really necessary? since its random i have it at purple with no pieces unlocked
>>571753269>tfw fight club will probably die entirely in a week since it lets you speedrun the entire shop after a total of 1 hour of beating up womenI wonder what that second tab that's still disabled is about though I hope it's team lobbies so we can host fight club
>>571754090Speedy Hedgehog for mcFireflies for Jiu>>571754097Purple is fine. Try to have the best pieces you can on Nanally and Lacri. Maybe Hotori too as secondary.Having some cycle intensity pieces on Zero helps too, but you might not need
>>571754097yes, meta usually means for the ghost train.Adler may not be the top meta choice, but he should be totally fine. Assuming you built the characters there is no issue.As for consoles, farming them is not the highest priority due to their randomness (better get guaranteed upgrades first) but you should have something for your chars to use in the meantime. Stuff like speedy hedgehog for your supports is fine for now.
>>571752012Punch people really really hardPunish people going for the last attack with parries (but don't get baited)Put their face into the concrete when you have ult readySweaties are starting to pick up on more efficient dodge cancelling and positioning to get free combos from behind so I wouldn't be surprised if in a couple of days it actually becomes challenging to win rounds. For now being a nigger gorilla works 95% of the time
>>571754735Seems I still have some prereq quest to do as well
>>571754438>>571754601thanks, then ill try to use of the next x2 event to build at least nanally and lacrimosa
You can't run and you can't hide.
Is Daffodil worth picking up with gold tokens? I have Lacrimosa.
>>571755959nope
>>571754438>Speedy Hedgehog for mcReally? I asked because following that flowchart, MC ult is usually back around Hotori's burst window, so it's a little odd to me the fact you have to hold back from using it for such a long time.
tell me how to mod in nanaaly in pvp
>>571749323mmm what dice I don't see any in the fister fucker event
>>571755959Yes
>>571756267It lasts long enough to get nanally and hotori's first ult, but yea it falls off by the time you do nanally's second.Probably a good idea to squeeze another in either before Hotori or right after. I'll try that later
>>571755959Nyes if you like her, nyot if you dont
damn was this driving school quest always here?
>>571757695been there since 1.0
>>571757773why is it suddenly required to reach 100% on Miguel?
>>571757773somehow I never saw it until now
>>571757773really? it just appeared for me suddenly after the recent patch
>>571756802Fister fucker shop overlaps with the prison shit since they both use strong painkillers currency. Not sure if they were there already so maybe you already redeemed them by now if you did prison shit
>>571757695No, its new
>>571758659oh it's over there ok
Imagine doing prison shit kek couldn't be me
>>571757695>>571757956>>571758147>>571758268shit he said quest not location, the school's always been there
wait, no free pull with the new banner? does anyone have the bookkeeping google sheets? I feel like we're getting shafted on the pulls department.
>>571753542>swapslop combat be like
Btw if you hate PvP you can go grind strong painkillers in PvE by fighting Tornado instead
Do you still get painkillers from the prison brawl if you're out of city stamina? I've already cleared the shop I'm just curious.
>>571759373Nothing changed, it was known that a second round would not occur given that the initial login event spans the entirety of the patch and not the first half
>>571760169i think it tells you in the fight club rules
>>571760169Yeah, and you get them at an absurd rate compared to the old daily wait. Kind of surprised they completely invalidated all of the Prison in a single update, but you know what, that's fine. Was never going to finish the random tier 1 materials otherwise.
>>571760351Are we not even getting a code redeem this time?
I'm so close to uninstalling this game if it wasn't for Lacrimosa
>>571761175We'll get 3 codes saturday
>>571761306I hope one of the codes is NOGENDERMIX
Best tomato team?
>>571761671tomato daffodill haniel sakiri
>>571761671lacrimosa, daffodil, fadia and sakiri
>uploaded my first image to bagel>3 likes>1/18 on the eventDo I need to come up with a hundred shitposts or what?
>>571762107like and favorite other people for 2k points a day
>>571761140this bitch's plastic surgery gook face is fucking scary
>>571762107You'll get 2k points a day for viewing 5 posts and liking and commenting 3, and you'll get between 15 and 20 bot likes on every photo you post
BROS I JUST PULLED CHAOS AND OUTFIT IN 0 PULLS!!!11
Got the bat glider in 11 pulls lets go :D
Appraiser-san, look.Six seven.
>>571762225>>571762510I see. Now I've done a ton and the fucking event isn't updating and still pretends I have only followed 1 person lmao.
>>571762967this is triggering my repressed knee fetish :c
>>571763063Do you jack it to knees or just like pay more attention to them compared to other people?
>>571763063>back of the knee maybe
>>571762995it only adds up the points once a day in about 7 hours, and its 5-3-3 per day, if you do more it won't give you much more than 2k points
My current team for some reason is all these characters + esper zero. I'm probably the only person glad about that, though im probably getting chaos anyways
>go tryhard in my first fight match since i'm pretty bad at fighting games>go rat in a corner and got myself blown up trying to pass the bomb>ended up killing 2 people with more hp than me anyways i think i overestimated gacha players
how to do challenge mode?
just 1 more week for Nanally to wake up in china
>>571764539a fate worse than death
>>571764438Is this NA...
>>571764446Go to jail. Do quest with tornado. Beat his ass 5 times
>>571764750that meant for >>571764438
>Chaos sold like shit in NA because fags and fujosmells talk big but never spend (again)Chaos is being hard carried by nip otomes they love the dude over there
>>571764750>>571764889you okay bro? anyways i did 2 more matches of pure brawling and still won even when the guy stole both my kills to heal
>>571764792>5 timesohhh
>>571762792rip eyeballs
>>571765051Because yanks are AGP trannies
>male the fights last longer by running away like pussiesdamn these people
*runs away**jumps on locker**throws soap at you*what you gonna do about it buttonmasher
>>571765051Fujos are notorious for never spending no wonder Hotta wants them out
game needs more porn
>he dropped the soapbro?
>>571766391 carcunny uooh
>>571766391is this a mod, two horns?
so back
>taking out bosses with aurelias sprint attack while dodging AoE attacks on low HPsurprisingly satisfying to use
Too many of them
>>571768110same on bagel, stop updooting this dude. at least they added shinku so the whole page wouldn't be filled with him
Chaos raped quite a lot of "people" from this general
i'm gonna rape nanally too
jack LOST
>>571768545Come on anon. Homosexuals are people too no need for the " " to imply they're subhumans. Its not fun to make fun of the disabled
hmmnyo
>queue fight event>let it run while shitposting>still get pillsbased
Chaos is for femzero only, not a fag or a bull
>>571768741Your Zero got prison raped while you weren't looking. You're gonna need those painkillers.
>>571768984it's just a game bronone of these characters existdon't be autistic
uh...guys...fzero raped me
>>571768545Chaos and Skia run a loli trafficking ring, it is known
Event idea: Hag mud wrestling
the only ones getting raped are gacha gamers with these events kek why are they so mad it just a game and you don't even need to do more than 5 for the event
WHY IS MY ENTIRE BOARD SKIA?????????
>>571769617It's got that dog in em
>>571769552i need to win and prove to my father and mother that im not an objective subhuman failure wasting away in his 20s
>>571769617knotted for trying to roll for chaos... he doesn't want you sis
>>571769617I DID A ROLE AND IT GAVE ME AURELIA????
>>571769617>It's all Skia?>Always has been (for me in the first week anyways)
MISSING STRING TABLE ENTRY
>>571769959chaos looks like that?!
>>571769760>>571769959>IT GAVE ME AURELIA???? Can this get any more based? How much for your account ?!!>sent back two updatesI think your game seems to be having a meltdown over the Chaos banner
We're gonna get some character with an esper ability that lets /xey/xhem swap between male and female forms, aren't we?
>>571769959>They removed Chaos entirely and replaced it with a Hotori rerunBased
>>571770447
>>571770447is that a problem?
>>571770447yeah they're called zero
>>571770447Eeeeh. Maybe by turning herself into a monster. Or full armorEither way I'd be rolling for her>B-but I said m-Not rolling
>>571770447i don't think hotta wants to do any% of a "chinks going ballistic" speedrun
>>571770762>MC is a trannykeeeeeek]i'm thinking wuwon
>>571769959Doing a 180 on the Chaos banner run and turning into a Hotori rerun, I'm fine with it
why are the items and effects so fucking random? bagels? acorns? what the fuck
>>571770725No officer it is not, it is heckin valid and i 1000% stan
>>571769617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1FGPSqDqQs
>all 4 of us are afki got rused
>>571770979it's a cry for help from the devs they're only eating bagels and acorns making these updates
>Wish tree can still give bond to agents you already max bond withbro
>>571770979>social media is called bagel>icon is a donut
>>571770979this silly gaijin doesnt know about exploding acorns in chinky prisons?
>>571771174>he fell for the scam treeheh
>*phone vibrating*>[(You) have a new message.]
>>571770979The english translation is shit. I think its called baking in chinese
>>571771491AAAIIIIEEEEEEE PARTNER, YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS PATROL ON YOUR OWN
>>571755959yeson a tomato, daff, haniel, sakiri team, if both are equally built,daff should contribute about the same damage as tomatoonce you get 2 dupes, daff's break damage is huge. Lv 80 units do like twice the break as Lv70
Really disappointing that certain effects like the red trail from the Chaos glider don't show in photo mode. Hope this changes one day
cute flower
>>571771949oh no, not another fadia nuke
>3 mzeros vs 1 fzerorun bros she's gonna drain us dry
>>571768887Anon was right, Heterocity won
>>571769959Hotori's time powers are out of control, I tell you
2 more weeks...
>>571772991I like how after all the foid vs moid MC thread wars we had we can finally take it out on the other side ingame
>Chaos T0>Nanally drops from T0 to T0.5ChaosGODS won
How the fuck do I unlock fight club? I talk to tornado but nothing fucking happens. Is the game broken?
Main module stat for Sakiri? All the guides are suggesting different things.
>>571771491
Fight club is the new meta for city stamina?
>>571773605Fight Club should be available in the F4 menu and at the bottom of the Hobbies list, no prerequisites.Tornado has a new sidequest that takes you around the prison and then down into the arena.
WAITHOW WAS I STILL PLAYING ON 1.1.8 WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 1.1.12????
>>571773667barely matters, she just needs high base ATK.
>>571774263issa time anomaly
>>571774263Bro's internet broke
>>571774152i think it varies depending on how fast people die. cafe spam is probably still faster. i'll do fight club until i clear out the shop then go back to getting my fishing level up
>>571773440Were they really that bad lol? I've always thought both MC's have their merits personally.
>has 10 different weapons of varying degrees of coolnesshes literally me desu
>>571773667I use Break and it works fine.
>>571774613Jiuyuan why are you wearing that mask
>>571774152I think you use up more if you survive longer than if you get KO first
>>571774613"Now he's here to f*** us!!"
Mountain map
>>571774943Yea
>>571774943women really can't drive huh
>>571739732>>571739956>Daff finally breaks free from the Scarlet Letter with (you)r help>she offers (you) a clothed armpitjob as a rewardHow many buckets are you dropping?
I wonder if the Hotta CEO's drive around in fancy cars with irl waifus...
some gems on bagel today
Slamming FemZeros into the concrete floor face first
still haven't been able to fight the final boss of the bank heist because of the damn access card
Slamming into FemZeros ass face first
>>571775220Yes, they're called barely legal escorts
>>571688726knotted
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE AFK FAGET
Nice
>>571755749>Raoh's "In this life, I have no regrets!" PoseYep, this and the Initial D skin/area makes Hotta my #1
>>571776147
>>571775904i think he nutted
Anyone else gets that bug where prison fight event loads but camera doesn't get behind your characters and continues to pan through the arena, but i can control my Zero so i have to basically fight blind, only just sometimes seeing my character when camera passes by.
>>571775287I have some of the cards, let me get the cubes and we can do a few attempts of the boss assuming you're on NA server
>>571775904you foolthat's what we AFKers want, to die and get out fast
>>571776341NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 37 pity
>meet ETD from another city where anomalies are treated as serious threats on the level of biological weapons>each of them is full time tacticool gunporn>2/3rds of them are womenhow much money and semen would you lose?
The weak should fear the strong
>>571776542grats bro
>>571776795Thanks bro sadly I have zero resources to put on her
>>571776716
>>571776476the thought is appreciated, but not only am I on EU, my autism also demands that I do it solo the first time
>>571776716>all that to get mogged by RoamFreeSkipWork, dog, Dommommy and a fucking tomato
>>571776716nothingalready preordered the next call of doody for dmz
I still love Lacrimosa even if she isn't the FOTM girl anymore.
>>571777360My primary team is still Zero/Mint/Sakiri/Lacrimosa.
The fuckin heck does that mean Hotta? Give me my fons.
>>571778126settle down
>>571778126My coffee shop spits this message out occasionally. Their backend server is being fucky, presumably due to Fight Club.
HOW DO I GET RID OF THE ACORN??????? WTF????????????
>>571778658heavy attack retardbro
>>571776907everyone's got pretty much zero resources, even if you buy the generic boxes for mats from hunters exchange you end up running out of beetle coins trying to get 2 teams to level 60-70
>>571778750I have 9 characters at level 70 with my main guys at 8/8/8 and all of them with 70% gold and good tetris pieces.
>>571767074 what is that a scar?
>>571776716NOW I will roll your males, only if they look either like RE Vector or Hunk, the second a masked male character removes it, it also removes my willingness to pullness
Noice
>>571779702What the fuck is that pic
>>571779465marriage
>>571777051The best way to get the cards is search every desk in the offices and fight the minibosses
>HUNK AgentIt's not a pull it's an EXTRACTION
I'm going to jail arent i
>>571780250>Hung AgentChaos banner was a mistake
>>571779987>>571779987>still don't have it because I spent all my extra gifts on nanallyI hope my tomatowife will forgive me...
>>571780250>>571780352>>571780452Top tier Freudian slip or China is here. Either way based.
>kaos can cook daily meals for youwhy can't my wives do this
>>571780443looks like you just got out of it
Nigger
>>571780250>Hung Agent
welp. I can't ever use cheese in battle content. I can't risk hearing that voice line.
>>571780740After the current arc finishes. Trust the plan.
>>571780850AIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>571780850Jiuyuan prefers them small
>>571780860I fucking love Lacrimosa's "Itai!" voiceline where she sounds really hurt after taking a hit in JP, but I'm sure everybody does...
>>571780624foids can't cook
>>571780443take a seat right over there
What anon is gonna extract from the hung agent?
Wonder if this is a intentional takopi's original sin reference. sure feels like it. they reference a lot of other semi recentish animus already.
>>571780860Anon there's no home to go back to. Either her family disowned her or they're dead.
>>571780624lol
>>571782117isn't she sending a majority of her money back to her family? they also don't even write back to her
>>571782401It's that how she cope
>>571782401Yes, and she has no idea if they even get it.
>>571782117>>571782401I don't think they are dead but I doubt they can afford simple postage for a letter. If they even get them. Can you imagine trying to be the postman for the Dark Continent?
bros im starting to get lazy with this game
Bros this STINKY fucking dragon just stole my kill!? wtf
>>571780624Nanally buys chips for me and leaves them on the counter sometimesIt's a bit much to expect a 1X year old to cook, but maybe we'll recruit a chef into the Colucci's someday
>>571782935Ain't that a good thing? I poay it lazy since day one
Can they release another fucking survey already? I am forgetting the things i want to bitch about in it!
Been on WuWa for the Cyberpunk collab, scouring the fucking map for pulls for Rebecca, any Shinku gameplay leaks yet?
>>571783040why doesn't she wear a fucking BRA. them tiddies floppin around more than a than two wrastlers in a caged barrel!
>>571783147The momentum helps with her kicks.
>>571782935Why is she putting ketchup on the cake?
>>571783102just put it on a txt file
>>571783102bro your feedback button?
>>571782561With greater than half the weekly salary of a bank manager working for one of the wealthiest men in the world you would think they could afford a stamp. Hell even with the small amount of money she keeps for herself she has a nice little apartment.
>>571783213
>>571783102ThisI need to tell them how much I hate Mozart's hug animation
>>571783083You know what, speaking of this, I don't think the characters have been using the line where they mention they bought you something since 1.1 started. I remember teleporting to the house, going afk for a moment to do something, coming back and hearing one of my characters say "hey I got you something, I left it on the counter"I wonder why this stopped happening
>15,12,8 or 6I'm pretty sure that is 32/24/16/8 LOL
>>571783972they 2x the number so first gets 30 and last gets 12
>>571783108Here
>>571783972thats the normal values. Its doubled by your tycoon level
>>571784148Sublime
>>571784213Chaos deserves better than FZero.
Holy shit, those killer thighs
>>571784213>when you found out she accidentally stepped on your ork loota models
>>571784213get your shoes off the couch you whore
>>571784513Just 2 more weeks...
>>571784148Wtf? Spoilers!
>>571784513Holy Jesus God Christ
>>571784695zero must be american
>>571780624
WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN SAKIRI LEWDS?
>>571784513So what the hell is her bond outfit going to be if her default is what Mint's bond outfit is? Reverse bunny suit?
>>571784513DPS is stored in the thighs
It's charming if you wait after buying something in 2-four they'll give you a bag until you leave the shop. Odd where things have so much detail yet falls flat with people eating ramen like drinking coffee.
>>571784513Yeah, whoever is skipping this is a fag. Or a woman.
I got a skeb requesthttps://x.com/mzknk0/status/2069930463213560278
>>571785257love my bosssimple as
>>571785257Sex with Hotori
>>571784976I wish Mint would bake us a cake every morning
>Lacrimosa is still on the launcher>Nanally also keeps being on the login screenPoor Chaos, i cant even mock him anymore.
>>571785257>not shinkudont care
uh bwos what he heck are they posting on my bagel?
>>571785662>Lacrimosa is still on the launcherGood. And I'll make sure it stays that way to
>>571785002This
>>571785662All of the efforts are going into one character per patch, it seems>Nanally with launch, 4skin total (bond, gacha, paid, fons)>Hotori>Lacrimosa with the beginning of Porsche collab 5skin total (bond, gacha, paid, paid2, paid3)>Chaos (has almost no available interactions too)I'm guessing Shinku will be the one with all of the effort compared to Iori, or maybe they'll find a way to split the load between the two characters
>>571786076I'll split my load between the two characters
>>571784513>>571785254Is she at least confirmed to be a main DPS so there's a reason to roll for her? Chiz is too complicated in the heat of a fight + I hate pink hair (99% of the time) + I hate spineless worms like her.
>>571786039I'll never understand anime thick tails. Like wouldn't it stem directly right above the butthole? shouldn't it be perpetually spreading her cheeks open?
there should be rape animations when you defeat someone in fightclub, on top of the takedown animation
>>571786076Yea Shinku is probably the main push. I can see them both being on the launcher since they're on the same team tho
>>571786259How would she even sit on the toilet?
dumcat
>>571786243No confirmation till saturday, but she's been leaked as a charge main dps for awhile
>>571786243>
>>571786392my wives
>>571784992Tis the curse of an off-the-radar game. Retard artists won't draw shit for it cause it's not FoTM slop. But at the same time we get to dodge the scrutinizing eye of the CCP and subhuman normgroids-- both of which just cause issues-- cause if either one were aware of us Shinku would get put into a muslim outfit for being so sexual.
>>571776716I'm sure Hethereau City is in typical video game fashion one of the most peaceful areas on the planet, and it only takes a short trip to end up in nightmarish hellscapes.I want a couple hardened serious elite Esper soldiers who have been on the frontlines joining the team when we go to North Anomalica or whatever. Give me a Big Boss type Esper with a "fireteam" composed of his own highly trained Incantation entities, all armed to the teeth with heavy guns.
>>571786443At this point it can be any type of main DPS since Cosmos has no amazing reactions anyway. So I hope it ends up true.
>>571786474your wives boyfriend's girlfriends
>>571786478A very based take indeed sir. Bless me with more images like this.
>>571786486>I want a couple hardened serious elite Esper soldiers who have been on the frontlinesso Chiz?She grew up there
Ever since the update the game crashes every 30 minutes for me what the fuck did they do
>>571786486>Give me a Big Boss type Esper with a "fireteam" composed of his own highly trained Incantation entities, all armed to the teeth with heavy guns.
>>571786392I gotta say this is really doing it for me
>>571780624>>571784976I hope they expand on the cafe/restaurant idea more, incorporating little business management things are fun.
>>571784992she found them first.
>>571786738It's normal for me
god dammit why did they update the bagel likes page from oldest to newest now i gotta scroll all the way down
>>571786738Funny, my crashes quit happening a couple hotfixes ago. It was a lot of "GPU Runtime crash" or some crap.
>>571786718I don't have much unfortunately, just a few someone else posted. Never got the full of this one unfortunately.
>>571786728Not really, Chiz hunted/ate a bunch of varmint-tier anomalies in Anomalystralia when she was a kid and got shipped off to Dvorak while still young.I want some grizzled veterans from the other branches of The Circle who have doing special ops shit against cosmic horrors for the better part of their lives.
stupid game
>forgot to do the 2 extra runs of tornado for the eventoops guess i have to go back to prison
>>571787089That is unfortunate.
Some hung agents
>>571787089here https://litter.catbox.moe/cf1yk2me03jaq0tr.zipsloppa anon uploaded them all a long time ago and i grabbed them.
Jpbros, do we know Shinku's VA?She sounds really hot.
>>571786392very cute
>>571787646>he linked dolphin porn
>>571787627
>>571784402Too bad, FZero is the only girl Chaos wants. Bro doesn't even want to be caught dead standing in the same apartment as other whores kek
ENbros, do we know Shinku's VA?She sounds really hot.
>Chaos got the Zerussy firstBaicang lost.
>>571787646
Nice gonna do Lacrimosa quest now
>>571787761Wtf there's actually no info on her, what gives?
>>571788613nobody likes her.it's a single anon spamming every thread.
>chaos first bond quest is about adopting a dog together>second one is about getting stuck in an elevator and him trying to shield you when it lurches>third is mostly a rehash of the first twoyou just know women wet their panties for this guy
Why does Aurelia exist? Does anyone actually use her or realize she's in the game?
>>571788692It is at LEAST two.
>>571788741Those anons didn't lie when they said he was made for yumes huh...
>>571788613I think that is Celty from Durarara
>>571788843She literally only exist to give some context to Akane's backstory. Nothing else.
https://x.com/potofu0813/status/2069746604194861335and people were saying the fish have bullshit tornadostake a look at this garbage
>>571788257sounds familiar but i can't put my finger on it
>>571789273I just walk away then walk back in when he tires himself out
My video of stinku's butt vibrating got deleted. Fuck the chinese!
>>571788843>>571789242Aurelia, Akane, and their third band member were anomaly hunters. They're affiliated with the Tamamochi Street Resident Association now. We'll probably get spin-offs related to them. If you didn't notice, most of the side quests are in Bridge Crossings with a couple random ones spread around the city. Illusion Town has only really been touched in spin-off quests.
>>571789008Wrong Shinku
>>571789572probably got auto deleted by reports from seething sisters
>>571788345>>571788741I like chaos desui like his glideri like his outfit>>571788843i like aureliai use her a lot
>>571789242i dont think thats how it works>>571789572>>571789869shitku shizo has been born
>>571789947ywnbaswm
>>571789947Thoughs on hung agents?
>>571788843she has nice feet and legs for a cripple
>>571786380that's what I'm saying!
I want to kill Chaos
>>571790452Calm down Jack
>>571790452chaos bought the last skylanders toy, even though he KNEW i wanted it
>>571790083>i dont think thats how it worksYou be surprised on how many gacha characters only are made to be mere keychains for more popular characters.
>>571786380Butters Method
>>571790083that's literally how bagel works though? you don't get your post deleted unless it gets reported, my proof? modders having their pictures up for over a week
>>571786259>shouldn't it be perpetually spreading her cheeks open?anatomically correct thick tail would have no ass cheeks to speak off.
>>571788843I like her and would use her if she didn't use the exact same supports as Lacrimosa.
Gaming time
>>571790904shit I wish I still had quests to do in this game
>>571790452I want to fill Chaos
damn, the "kill yourself" escape is hardcore
>>571788692That's the biggest cope in this threadEverybody likes fat dragon tail
>>571786076What are these Nanally's I see? They are really cute.
I require more Sakiri lewds.
>>571791914
>>571791642>KRbro makes a model for her to do that one keyboard animation>makes more models for more single-use purposesThat's about ithttps://x.com/M0MORUMOMO/status/2046470388570534138
>>571781885Isn't that a doraemon reference?? The house and the other 2 kids are nearby
>spend hours trying to take cool pictures with interesting concepts>no likes>take the most generic picture at a vista hand crafted by the devs>it's popping offwhy do i feel like i lost even though i won
>>571791914what a slut
>>571792432ty
I want to eat out Lingko
>>571792681I know these feels. Think one aspect of the problem is you need to center everything or else it makes the thumbnail look like shit so even if you want some of that good golden ratio shit it'll just look wrong from the outside so no one will click it. Another is, well, look at the main page. notice something? most pictures are super blown out pictures color wise so it does make them look "punchy" enough to click on as well. idk /opinion
>>571793465What about the ghost?
Now that I think about it...This image doesn't make sense, you can't have male and female characters who aren't the MCs in the same house.
>>571793469But I do both of those anon T_T
5 weeks until the game truly begins. Are you ready?
>>571793751
niggas im bored
>>571794135same the wait for 1.2 stream is painful
I'm sad at the lack of more Sakiri lewds.
I haven't played much since launch. Unironically how is the game doing? It was super fun but just needed more content and an actual endgame.
>>571794135I'm fine with down time. More time for Project Zomboid
>>571795451what the fuck ps1 lacrimosa
Skin soon
>>571796038Its over, bro. Standards aren't getting anything new.
These mp events have been utter dogshit
These mp events have been absolutely kino
>>571796038Hopefully...
>>571796290John Hotta works in mysterus ways
>>571795593its alright. currently not the time to get back in.check back in in 2 weeks
>>571796290That's not true, there's a Sakiri bond outfit in the works
>everyone is just afking in the fight minigame
>>571796645
>>571796645Does that mean we'll be able to invite her to our apartments?
>>571796975It was datamined by gooks>>571796956Yes
Sakiri sex before Hathor sex....
>>571797028
>>571797028I messed the replies up sorry
>>571797138As God intended
why do they keep doing pvp crap?
>>571797310cuz i wanna beat ur sissy ass up
>>571797310don't drop the soap, bitch
>>571796542>check back in in 2 weeksmajor update or something?
>>571797447currently in the lowest sales banner of its lifeif youre starting fresh theres a lot to do but we'll know more in 3 days whats to come
>>571796951How long does it takes to get all the stuff doing that??
>>571797310>100msBrother what are you doing
>>571796951everyone gets first that way
>>571797447current banner is male character so morale is down in 2 weeks we get new sexo girl
>>571797596absolutely nothing.and that is part of the problem, if they want pvp to even work, they need better servers.
>>571797910Works on my machine. Never lag and if they lag well sucks to suck
>>571790362Her Jellyfish gives her constant electrostimulation
>Fightclub>2 afks>Start fighting the other guy>Doesn't seem to fight back>Stop>oh we're chill>Together we beat up the 2 afks, he seems cool so I give him the kills for heals>Let him kill me for 2nd placefun
>>571791914I need to see chaos in this and i MIGHT pull
>>571798125gonna need a sauce on that, brother-man
>>571790362hrrrrrrr i need to fug a submissive autistic disabled tummy/feet/panties slut
>playing fight club>just me and an afk left>decide to wait out the rest of the time just to annoy them
>>571798125nigga on her hat is like "damn this is awkward, i feel like a cuck, but im a fucking blob what can i do..."
>>571791914Chaos is so lucky...
>>571798925found ithttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14073050&tags=neverness_to_everness
>afk on second monitor>take a look and players are fighting each other>they are all pretty low>decide to fight back>kill everyone with easeafk gods always win.
Oh, hey. I didn't know you could meet Shinku already.
>>571799558You have my thanks
I found the tilefucker
>>571800218i try to afk in peace but someone always tries to punch me so i fuck em up for trying me
>>571800498lmaotoo bad it's all the same photo
>>571800498thats a nice tile
>>571800683He's lost in his obsession with the perfect tile, unable to move on to other tiles
Now I'm curious, have they added Chaos to the party for the fight against the debt collector in episode 4?
>>571797310So you can get dunked on
>>571801307it should be.>don't drop the soap.jpg
>>571800498He should check out the some of the tiles in the train station.
I pooped a little bit in my pants today when farting. Should I pull Chaos?
>>571730320I DONT UNDERSTAND THE STUPID MARIO CART RACING GAME
>>571801801yes but only with rift crystals
>>571802290get gun, right click to enter aiming mode, shoot Dafodill players tires out, blow up all other cars along the way, profit
>Chaos did pretty good in Japan I'm glad, good bro for male Zero and good boyfriend for female Zero
>>571802290Stay in third place. Pick up radios to fuck people in front of you. Pick up a friend if you're feeling generous
>>571802680I hate fujos. They got my stinku post taken down.
whoa
>>571802771Everybody hates fujos but they have nothing to do with that post
What does soap even do in the minigame, just a slight bonk when you throw it?
>>571803118makes em dizzyi cant reliably aim it, i think its just a lob, but its best used as defensive imo
>open bagel>see this
so is there a cheap way to rush bank heist yet? shit gets tiring to do
>>571803118It stuns them and opens them up to be ult'd. It's wasted if it hits a wall or something, though
>>571803239nanally wall glitch into all the vaults
>>571803226Will never be canon, Chaos only wants female Zero
>>571803239You can skip all of floor 1 (maybe grab whatever items you can see that look valuable), do floor 2 and dip out afterword. You'll have a little over 5 minutes on the clock after clearing out the one floor worth clearing.
>UNITEDTO STATO SMASHOO
Chaos is surrounded by three girls daily and all he wants is the mysterious newbie qt?
>>571803372That's patched I think. The cube whole has an invisible floor over it last I checked
>>571803541I mean to be honest they're the worst looking girls at BAC
>>571803507>crybaby hero invented raising your arm above your head
>>571803239make a macro to mash f+mouse wheel down when you hold fnever stop movinggrab everything150k to 200k per run. do one a day
>chiz's real name is anusWhat?
>>571800498SEEEXXXXXOOOOOOOOO
bro committed a crime.
>>571803226Will always be canon, Chaos only wants male Zero
>>571803040sex with chiz
>>571803541Its because he has a history of misconduct around women in the workplace and knows she will be easier to win over and corrupt
How do you get into closed spaces like apartments, I wish to visit my future dragon wife uninvited in the middle of the night
>"I'm swamped with work so you take care of our puppies and I'll pay for everything"Chaos really wanted to make FZero into his housewife kek
>>571800498What Chiz sees every morning
>>571730320CHAOS FLOP STATUS?
Whos in ET6 againNyms or something, Lin(g)ko, Exe and?
>>571805594There are no flops, only happy accidents (for now)
>>571805876yeah keep telling yourself that bobby
>>571805423Find an empty bus that you can drive. Blow it up.Get inside the blown up bus and sit down until it despawns.move forward slightly then switch to a new character. If you're slow walking you know it worked.Get to Shinku's house and get on the roof.Double jump and glide then switch to the character who sat in the blown up bus. They'll phase through the roof. Switch to any other character before you fall out of the room.
Looking through bureau medical records, from what i can see Chaos does not suffer from erectile dysfunction therefore he does not "flop"
>>571805447Little does he know that FZero is only for Edgar.
>>571805423Actually, here's a video instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzNixJA3Lf0
>>571806181So true!!
>>571806057>>571806270thanks, I'll try that in a little bit
>>571806181>>571806404Edgar is just her plaything but she knows Chaos is the one that can give her a stable life
femZero pegs Edgar while Chaos fucks her up the ass
the rapemaster finds fresh prey
Does Baicang have ADHD
Hotta jank. I didn't upgrade the launcher.
Why doesn't Baicang want to fuck FZero?
>>571807417He likes pure flowers like Lacrimosa, Fzero is a non virgin
>>571807417bro's gay. just look at the way her dresses.
>>571807007edgar the peggd'ahh
>>571807417he likes ripe hebes
>>571807417he smells "her" tranny stank
>>571807708he just like me frfr
>>571807334NOOOOOO ANON DONT LOOK AT THE LIMITED BOARD >>571769617
>>571807786That doesn't apply to Fem Zeros that aren't trooned out from Male Zeros/have trooned out into Male Zeros
>>571807708That does explain why he decides to sneak around the high school like a creep instead of telling the rent-a-cop to cram it up his ass and walk up to the principal as two law enforcement officers and execute a proper investigation.
did all of the prison content and got my outfit todaynot sure if i should bother with the green matsstill need to kill the cop boss thing but i'm a shitter that keeps getting hit by his second swipes
>>571807417FemZ is Jane Doe ahh girl next door low hanging fruit whos already been railed by the entire bureau, and he seems like hes wary of STDs and sluts who dress in skintight racing suits while working in a cafe
appraiser... good
>>571808275>implyingqueers that look like baicang are walking petri dishes
>>571808275Chaos is NOT the entire bureau
Doesn't matter how many try to fantasize about Chaos or Baicang, FemZero only has eyes for her little brother~
It's me, TAYGODO.
Which character have special cinematics against bosses?? I just saw shinku against the headless rider and i remember Hotori against the mother bird
>>571799558Does she feel anything??
>>571762231obviously a filter
>>571809295Lacrimosa vs Beat King
What's the fastest way to farm painkillers?
>>571809564If you can get the timings, probably farming hardest level Tornado.
Takes forever to build characters.
>>571809564pvp afk.if they kill you first you get 2 painkillers in like a minute.
Why does everyone want painkillers now?
>>571810054Rewards and outfit
>>571809849it took mint ~20 years to build those knockers. but they are worth every second.
>>571810112Oh, right with the fight club thing. I haven't looked at it yet.
>>571810169milky cat
>>571810169filled with MILK for her (our) KITTENS
what if you could duel with your best chara instead
>>571810169she grew them at 13
>>571809295mints mints
>>571810616wait, you can fight with other characters?i presume through cheating.
>>571811304yea apparentlyhttps://x.com/Nanari_NTE/status/2069905030086574134chinese can do it
stop posting mintslopit's making me horny
>>571810616>>571811358giving me tof pvp vibes...
>>571810616>>571811358A max def Adler would go hard in this PvPToo bad there's probably only one actually built Adler in all of the servers, and if it involves hax, they wouldn't risk their account
>>571811431
>>571810616That'd be kind of fun if they gave characters flat stats so it'd still be a level playing field. Makes you wonder which character would be the best fighter, Sakiri would be pretty annoying since she can pin you and then all the other players rape you.
>>571811952Chaos and Stinku since they so fucking much
>>571810616Sakiri's run will never not make me laugh
Lets go.. uhm where?
I can't stop staring at her
>>571813242She would be out already if m*les didnt exist
FuckI decided to skip him, nut Chaos really feels nice to playI need his banner to end soon
>>571813242no post nut clarity?
>>571813776Chaos nut...??
>hung agent>nut chaosbros im beginning to think these aren't just regular random typos.. you're not, right..?
Oh no no no no
>>571814260feels really nice!
>>571814298NOOOOOOOO CHAOS NUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>571813984She's still just as beautiful
>>571814298She's about to get the Chaos nut
What do I need to do to get the max daily points from bagel?
>>571816589just like and commenting others 3 times is enoughyour posts is just extra
>>571810616hotori would be broken.but i asume her time stop just doesn't work.
>going through random menus before heading to bed>noticed I somehow forgot to give bond gifts todayPhew, almost bricked myself
its all ai
>Shoplift from DSD>Have the evil icon permanently above my headoh shit i'm on their list
>>571818782Nanally bare feet...
>>571819080she is coming for you
Migrate when ready:>>571819260>>571819260>>571819260
>>571819080Just stop stealing, bro