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>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City
Current CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/Wet
Current Event:

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg

06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)
06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event
06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)
06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/2200
06/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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cows
https://jiggie.fun/umajig6242026
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>>571733305
Shallnt be doing careers
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>>571733438
cafe should've been wearing a micro bikini
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third day of skipping dailies
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>>571733438
Tachyon LOVE
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what are you using borrows on today
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We are getting 2 SSR selectors for 1.5 anni right? One paid and one free?
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>>571733645
Throne
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>>571733305
Im running wife groove for the sprint cm
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>>571733652
only a free SSR unless they change it
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Digitan LOVE
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>>571733672
I did that
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>>571733519
>Ai-chan looks like she fucks old men.
Okay and what makes you say that
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What's the point of playing when cygames has heavy-handedly made clear that the whole cast hates cock? You cannot even fantasize about them without feeling guilty
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>>571733672
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>>571733737
still a day away I think
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I am
The raped.

Good thing I now have something to run this week that isn't 5 borrows right after throne drops.
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>>571733569
All flats should wear a micro bikini
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>>571733738
Based
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Finally some good fucking sparks
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>>571733895
I thought it's in 7 hours as round 1 starts
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>>571733239
>if a triple crown doesn't have a genmate
Anon, all Triple Crowns have a genmates, otherwise there wouldn't be a generaiont in the first place
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>>571734043
31 hours
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>>571734032
ID. Now.
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>>571734093
>a genmates
>generaiont
I think I had a stroke when writing this
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>>571734115
wtf do i have to remake my medslop aces.......
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>>571734115
AIIEEEEE
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>>571734162
It was actually glitched, these are the actual numbers
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>Kita
>Sweep SR
>CB
>Daiwa SR
>Creek
>Hello
And then just click rainbows to get imas tokens, spend imas tokens on shit from the shop, repeat
No need to freak out over GL
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>>571733305
marriage with air groove
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>watch witGAWD's video
>it's only 4 songs every 6 months
>also GL has a shop
oh so that's how you got skills and energy recovery, I remembered it being 9 songs with no shop
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>back to pressing training buttons and fishing for rainbows
retvrn...
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Last Thread
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>>571734483
Need sex
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>>571734483
>scenario skip
indeed
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>there are nonnys in this thread that rolled on brick motion and brickakami
>they could have rolled for kawaii kawaii curren chan and zenno GAWD roy
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>>571734369
based
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>>571734483
UMAS UMA URA (UNYA) SAN NI ICHI FIGHT
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>>571733870
>What's the point of playing when cygames has heavy-handedly made clear that the whole cast hates cock?
What they say and what Mayano Top Gun says to me seem to contradict each other. I, for one, choose to believe Mayacchi when she says she wants to ride me all day and all night.
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did they really release throne this close to grand live
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>>571734945
Yes!
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>>571734483
gaslight
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>>571734945
it's a funny joke isn't it
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>>571734483
Creek win!
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Airtikanegroovukitaru
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dozo
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>>571735250
Is that Kris' pee?
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>>571734391
The mood is perfect for the both of them though (for rape)
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AAAIEEE WHAT THE FUCK COULDNT THEY POSTPONE THRONE BY LIKE 3 DAYS??? MY MED ACES ARE BRICKED
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>>571735085
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>>571735250
>>571735328
That cant be her piss. There is no uma better hydrated than her. It would be crystal clear
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MEDIUM CORNERS
GIVE ME MEDIUM CORNERS
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ryan LOVE
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I am not redoing my aces for Throne, because I don't need to lol
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>>571735617
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>>571735457
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>>571734369
unironically, what do you do as a trainer in this situation
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>>571735457
i forgot which ai sloppa account is doing that, can you link it
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Creek just laid down on the bed and I'm not sure what to do.
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>>571735816
/condorpasa1488
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>>571735807
Ask if she wants to further discuss those shared kids. Preferably over dinner. Feral sex afterwards
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>>571735941
thanks
some are dece but some are god awful
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https://youtube.com/shorts/nQ8Q9DdgEm8
>Curren Bouquetd'or doesn't need to win a single G1 to win her career
>Chrono rapes her two times
What a fucking jobber
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>>571735515
2 hints for nakayama racecourse, best i can do
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>>571736090
Winning Ticket, Palmer, and Helios are the only good ones
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Every single one of these edits adding bigger tits and wider hips to the umas looks like complete shit.
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>>571736260
I agree with you and yet simultaneously they succeed in their objective (making my dick hard)
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how nu affinity works
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>>571736260
There is not a Bakushin one
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how long would an average /umag/ last with super creek before folding like an origami
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>>571736358
only g1s matter, nothing else
g1 affinity tripled to make up for the loss of g2s/g3s and epithets
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>>571736119
Yeah, I heard her career is full of stat check bosses. It's funny. It's the Rape career.
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loving family with tachyon
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>>571736409
Don't jinx it...
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Palmer if she really was the outlier of the Mejiro family
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>>571736119
Chrono raped me
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https://jiggie.fun/4QK264

https://jiggie.fun/4QK264

https://jiggie.fun/4QK264
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>>571736531
Yeah, the video I posted shows all of them
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>>571736471
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why is this thread suddenly ok with aislop
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>>571736849
I'm not
I just woke up
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>>571736584
Tacuteyon
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>>571734021
MY
PENIS
BETWEEN THOSE HILLS
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>>571735941
Why do chuds love AI slop so much?
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>sharteen freak from V
>creek is a sloptard
holy shit what a great thread!
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El Condor Pasa wouldn't post that
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recipe for the teiobros
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>>571736849
It's lready closer to 2027 than 2025 unc aislop isn't a problem anymore unless you're a pedo or a starving "artist" that can't get a job
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>unc
[-]
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>>571737178
yeah I'm a pedo what about it?
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>>571736849
Nobody feels like shitting up the thread for the nth time just to remind slopjeets that their shit is repulsive to well-functioning human senses.
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>>571737178
It literally isn't, zoomzoom
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Is Still really like this?
would be hot if she was
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>>571737350
No she has no tits
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remember
MANT did permanent damage to global
we will never recover from it
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>>571737350
She is with me
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What do you call people who enjoy a franchise mainly through fanart drawn by people who themselves only enjoy the franchise through fanart? Tertiary doesn't seem to do it justice.
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>>571737425
She will revitalize global when she releases
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>>571737475
LARPers, unc
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>>571737475
tourists
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>>571737475
quaternary then
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>>571737493
>uma musume PRETTY derby
>ugly old hag
what did cygames mean by this
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>>571737475
What do you think the word "larp maxxer" is for, unc?
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>My trainer showed up with his daughter.
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Falco would rape you
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>my hybrid dominators winning more than my hog
I'm officially broken and clocked out. What do I need for sprint CM?
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uncs? where?
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>>571737553
>>571737630
no I'm not talking about anything live action
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>>571737475
Larper seems to be the most commonly accepted term for people like that.
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Just had sex with meine Ehefrau
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>>571737730
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>GTA6 $100
I think I'll buy carats for Throne instead.
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>>571737913
if you're not willing to pay that price for potentially one of the greatest titles of all time you are BROKE
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>>571738030
this is the unfunniest shit I've seen all month
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>>571738030
Umamusume look like this
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>>571738030
Amerimutts...
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>>571738041
GTA peaked before it went 3D
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>>571737750
Here, a retarded one at that >>571738252
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>>571738030
The Spechud is weirdly charming, like a top tier clown.
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>>571737913
Earmark those hundred bucks for daily pulls and vouchers, throne isn't worth the $400 to $1200 it'll cost you
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played like 3 hours of gta in my life
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>>571737809
You mean poseurs, surely
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>>571737350
I wish some umas got released out of schedule.
>Is Still really like this?
Ramonu would be dead if that were the case.
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>>571738742
Few more months before everyone here is free from Uma
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>>571738742
They can be fun if you're a kid
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how do i flirt with the cute cashier at my local convenience store
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>>571738781
Poser works too, most people will understand what you're trying to say.
"Billy Deadlock is a fucking poser" would be legible to the zoomers of today.
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>>571738360
That's not an old/young thing, it's a moviegame/real game thing.
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LARP stands for Live Action Role Play
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>>571738892
Copy Jordan
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>>571739013
Words change meaning overtime. Cry about it.
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Jong?
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>>571738126
I've posted wei unfunnier things just this week alone.
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>>571738892
Just remember to poop before, not during
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>Still in Love
>not a yandere
>actually not in love with (You) but with her rival Admire Groove
What a fucking scam?
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>>571737626
dont shay that...
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>>571737730
3 paces or 3 fronts
https://youtu.be/aCpkfDobCwI
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>>571734483
>Creek getting super
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>>571739193
She's yandere adjacent.
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>>571739092
And they change specifically and primarily because of morons. It's real yes, but that doesn't mean it's something you should be defending
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>>571739193
are troons really still complaining about people, especially in the japanese side, calling Still a yandere? lmao
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>>571739248
What about 2 pace 1 late? (apparently OYL is getting buffed to be first half)
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>571739193
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Go back to xitter.
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>>571739428
Late sucks but its your team
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>>571737730
Bignig Suzu with turf S and the usual early race skills + Taiki + Flower
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>>571739414
>>571739319
>still responding to the same faggot over and over and over and over and over and over
don't you get bored of this?
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>>571739102
Jong
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>>571739327
I think the evolution of language is neat. Yeah it's driven by morons most of the time but some of these are pretty nice. I like calling people a larper, Poser makes me sound old and fraud is too much of an accusation for someone being a fake fan.
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>>571739414
>transphobia in the Uma halls
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>Team Sirius rainbow training only lasts a few turns
>You can only get it when unlocking dating and finishing all events
Uh so if Throne is going to be the same what is so great about it?
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>>571739327
The history of the word moron will surprise you
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do you think Cafe's friend is a yandere
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>>571739575
make a room then
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>>571739546
There's a small chance they're being sincere and I want to correct them.
Still isn't a traditional yandere, and I think that's neat. You shouldn't be bothered by her being called one but elaborating on it is cool too.
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Still a Silly
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>>571737818
Silence, Deutscher... or maybe Austrian or swiss.
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>>571734483
>game need sex skills
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stillborn
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tanuki love
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>>571740012
onahole
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>>571738878
>modern Rockstar is so cucked inside that there is GTA 6 leaks
>cinematic 24fps in the debug
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>>571739751
>heh, acktshually you yourself live in a society
Oh yes no doubt it would SURPRISE me by supporting my point.

>>571739606
"Larper" is not nice. To people outside your overly online niches, it makes you look like a 4chan weirdo who is trying too hard to fit in with other snarky douchebags who themselves care more about how well they fit in than about what anybody is actually trying to communicate.
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oppa spechud style
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>>571739546
I was just asking
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>>571738878
this looks like actual garbage
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>>571740123
larper is normalfag lingo now unc
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>get corner adept, medium corners, and THH hints in the first 6 turns
>fail a 2% training
>mood down + migraine event right after
Thanks cygames
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>>571739481
>dislikes shitposting
>fucking /here/
Kill yourself
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>>571739823
still slug...
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>>571740123
"larper" only sounds normal if you're between the ages of 12 to 20. outside of that you feel like someone trying a bit too hard to get with the times or whatever. and I know you people aren't in your 60s to have that at least feel endearing.
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>>571740348
Cutesuragi
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I want to smooch a cute uma
also is that jong room happening yes or no
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yae
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You are grooming a mentally ill girl
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>>571740286
You are the problem, unironically. If you enjoy xitter so much you should go back there.
>>>/out/
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What is this about some patch leaks?
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>>571740556
Cuteki!
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>>571740123
>>571740498
>tone policing "larper"
kwab
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>>571740402
Dont say that...
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>>571740552
If someone makes it
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>>571740578
I am a mentally ill boy
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>>571740576
mind raped by still clothes
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>>571740348
cute boys
love both of them
wanna fuck em both
wanna marry both
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>>571740723
Fine, I'll do it myself then. Let's see if we fill
Majsoul Friends Room 76940(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76940
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I am grooming a mentally ill girl with marriage in mind
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>>571740556
I regret not sparking
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>slug
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STOP THE LARP
YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK BOYS
YOU WANT TO FUCK A TOMBOY
GET IT RIGHT
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>>571740578
You're describing heterosexual flirting
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>>571740939
cute janni slug
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>>571740940
I want to fuck (tom)boys
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>>571739327
>>571739606
I, for one, think morons should be vaporized for abusing language and creating new words that have the same meaning 9 different times in the span of less than 5 years
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ai's mom has got it going on
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>>571740940
are you a boy haha what if like we actually larped like live action but just role play haha
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>>571741082
teen pregnancy speedrun
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>>571740940
Not mutually exclusive btw
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>>571740883
3/4... anyone else feel like gambling?
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>>571741082
My penis -> Ais pussy
My penis, also -> Ais mom's pussy
My penis, also also -> Oyakodon
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San Andreas was the peak of GTA.
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GTA 2 was the peak of GTA
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>>571741272
all ugly
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I gifted GTA V to my friend... 12 years ago?
Umamusume for this feel?
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>>571741454
i will now fuck a freckled ki
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>>571741460
did he ever play with you online to ERP and all that stuff
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For me, it's Vice City
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I'm not horny enough, Kitaposters are doing a very poor job today
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>>571741517
The Walmart greeter got him
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>>571741367
Based, I fucking love that game.
Equipping a throwable and hitting the fire button midair prevents you from falling
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>>571741390
fucked up thing to say.
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GTA VI will have a mahjong parlor which is why you should learn how to play right now and join our room
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sorry pony-chan but there won't be any exceptions to the quota when gta6 releases
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jongers...
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why aren't you doing your runs
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>>571741567
no I never played the game myself, it was just a birthday present
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>>571740203
For me it's whatever this is
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>>571741764
burnout. also it's hot
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>accidentally closed the jongs room
FUCK
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>>571741764
I thought we were to jong but...
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>>571741764
throne comes out in 30 hours
MANT is dead after 1st of july and GL isn't coming out until the second half of the month
there's no reason to play for
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>>571741764

because my bot is doing them
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>>571741932
>>571741914
we can always try again later... I dont have anything planned this evening aside from watching the world cup
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>>571742131
uhh your MANT runs?
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I think I'll quit my A+ club at the end of the month because of burnout.
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>>571742235
I did one (1) oshi ura run, that's all you're getting out of me today danchou
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Everyone, I like Winning Ticket
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>>571741959
umas will place 17th in a race then look at you like this
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>doing just G1 routes like triple crown or tiara while ignoring every G2/G3 may become the best race schedule after July 1st
MANT finally enjoyable???
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Keibaoji-san...
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>>571741702
While I didn't even remotely play it as much as 3, or god forbid SA, 2 will forever have a place in my heart for "being the first". Also it gives me bragging rights for owning this it on Steam, as it's hard to get these days.
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>>571742315
Mambro nyo...
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>>571742315
please be the low earner in my club
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>>571742131
Your CM races?
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>>571742448
not staying up past midnight for those plus I phoned it in this cm anyway, so i dont care that much
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>>571742373
hhhhmmmmm Kingbros why wasn't she mentioned
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>>571742406
I'm one of the top earners in our club...
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>>571742448
bwo
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>>571742585
WAIT DONT GO
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If I was Kitahara I would fuck Belno and marry into her rich family.
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>>571741764
I'm too busy clicking 600 chaos orbs into a rare item sorry danchou
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>>571742585
PLEASE dont be my club
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>quitting right before MANT ends
but why you already survived
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>>571742585
mambro...
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>>571742835
I'm quiet quitting
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Hate cryers
Hate tanukis
Hate Teio
Hate Chiyono
Hate Stego
Fucking hate all of you
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>quitting
>when you can just do a single URA run every 2 days while waiting for the next scenario
weak
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>>571742962
But I love you
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>>571742694
poo2ers these days have it way too easy
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>>571743035
you love everyone you damned harlot
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>>571742835
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>>571742016
>MANT is dead
lol throwing away SS 2200+SP runs because you think an affinity change can compete with MANT also having the affinity change
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>>571743072
it's the same shit as alt spamming now but on a rare base
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love kingu
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I WANT TO RAPE CORRECT OPERA O
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>IM STRONG FOR PLAYING LE GAME
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Can you build SS umas with the URA update? If not then MANT is still supreme. SS gives you better whites, it just what it is.
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>>571743131
>4k alts for explode mod
>watchstone rolling with 3:1c alts
sovl
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I evaluate my CM teams by asking AI what it thinks of them
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>just run 10* dirt sparks in your legacy and race dirt races with D dirt for +10 affinity bwo
No
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>>571743339
with the update? yes
meek also gives you hints too
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>>571743192
what about her are you correcting, exactly?
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>>571743339
The update only makes current URA parents better, if you still have those good parents you won. Making new parents is dumb, wait for GL.
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>>571743473
Her weird personality...
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>>571743365
I new pooegers would play uma too
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>>571743573
so is that white version of the dress actually in game
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>>571743573
sluts
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>>571743573
Imagine the sex.
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>>571743705
... With Curren while Falco watches
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>>571743597
KNEW*
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You realize auto career will only be for URA and the scenarios after 4th anni because they didn't create a bot for previous scenarios, right?
Of course you will still need to do your parents in the newest scenario without auto career until 2028
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>>571743412
it's actually +15 affinity
+21 if you include the new dirt G1s
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>>571743751
Matikanenu
kukitaru
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>>571742369
Can you explain? Can you elaborate? I'm a poor stupid idiot that has no idea why that would be the case. Are the Americans releaseing their bald eagels on Japan to stop the MANT menace
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>>571743547
I think it's cute, actually. Maybe you should just get used to it..
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>>571743790
i can and will use auto for the danchud quota and dailies as I afk through the game until my oshi releases
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>>571743573
Why did Curren choose a black wedding dress...
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>>571743814
In current JP only G1s matter for affinity, we are getting that
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>>571743573
Falco wishes she could be as cute as Curren
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>>571743814
Win a G1 race, get 3 points of affinity. It's that simple. Get like 200 points of affinity if you can grind out undefeated parents
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>>571743573
i don't want my pure umadol to even be in the same room as that whore
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>i don't want my pure umadol to even be in the same room as that whore
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>>571743547
her weird personality is 100% of her draw. some of us imprinted on weird theater girls in highschool. opera is designed to appeal to us.
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>>571743573
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Narita Top Load
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my head hurts and I feel dizzy
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i don't want images of my pure umadol to even be on that whore's hard drive
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>>571743547
Opera O's personality is perfect for charisma break glass cannon scenarios
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>>571744563
go to sleep silly
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my head hurts and i feel jizzy
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>>571744563
Skill issue
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>>571744563
you are dehydrated
drink some water
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>>571744683
Haru can help
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>>571743814
all graded races now give 1 affinity point, but after the update G1s give 3 and G2/G3 no longer give any
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>>571744563
>oguri SHAT
hopefully you're dying
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>>571744325
Falco is just as much as a whore as Curren
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Does the PDM update means umastan isn't as effective anymore?
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>>571744679
>>571744686
>>571744718
>>571744792
I drank water and I'm not dizzy anymore but my head still hurts a bit
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>>571744787
>nothing but G1s matter anymore, soon
What a time to be alive
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>>571744507
I will raise both of these to be my daughterwives, please and thank you.
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>>571744901
drink more
it'll take some time to go away
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Hello friends!!
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What's this about affinity updates and other updates? I just got back for work and wasn't on /uma/ yesterday.
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>571744962
I drank a lot if I drink more my tummy will hurt
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>>571744974
fucking hate tanukis
ugly ass turds
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>>571745106
Ok then wait a bit, but be sure to drink more later
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>>571744647
true. embarassed opera o could fix this fucked up world with how stupidly adorable she is.
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terribly ugly image
shant help or reply
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>>571745072
Balance changes
G1s give you 3 points of affinity
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>>571738041
we all know potential is a meme
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>>571745072
read nigga >>571744787
other updates are level 11 and 12 bonds with the former unlocking casual outfits, an a random Gold City buff with more coming when 1.5 anniversary actually hits
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>>571741056
Hi I'm tom and i'm a boy
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>>571745390
was waiting for someone to make that goddamn joke
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>>571745367
the gold city thing is just a change to her skill description
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>>571745285
>>571745367
yeah but since when
I don't remember downloading an update
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>>571745283
And yet you posted that here instead of ignoring like a funcioning adult attention seeking fag
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>>571745471
maint for it is on july 1st, we got an advance notice
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>>571745471
july 1st after a long ass maintenance, also forgot to mention that pace down mode is getting nerfed too
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And yet you decided to rage out like an attention seeking troon
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is troon short for traineroonie
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thanks
now give me my med(s)
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sex with doto
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>>571745706
troonienotes
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>>571744887

It still helps but PDM should be a lot less in the early race (from -1.2 m/s to -0.5 m/s)
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>>571745072
I was going to say "sex" but then I looked at the image. >armpit pussy
>ring light reflections everywhere
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>>571745072
Awesome image, very sex
Will help and reply
Basically, if it mirrors what is currently on JP, which we do not yet know if it is the case, then G2s and G3s will no longer count towards affinity and G1s will count towards affinity three times as much instead
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are you guys seriously not training? what about your last minute aces?????
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>>571745826
if you're going to last minute you use throne
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>>571745826
I'm training last minute dominators
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>>571745861
ok then last hour. i don't care about throne it doesn't seem that impactful.
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>>571745737
i wanna goof up all over those fat tits
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should I try to get groundwork on my zoguri
intelligent pelegrine just spooked me pre-debut and I need to decide between groundwork or energy+focus
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Any rooms bwos?
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>>571744887
Maybe? Early race pdm is a lot smoother now so the packs should be closer to the pacemaker after pdm ends.
It should still let your uma be ahead of other umas with the same style
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>>571745826
aces?
If I get anything other than 7, probably not
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>>571746082
when is your canon ending? hope it's soon
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>>571746013
Pace promoted Xogger is autowin so yeah, groundwork is good.
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>>571746156
okay I chose it I'm blaming you if I don't get enough greens
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>ONLY G1S MATTER NOW THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
you still need g2s and g3s in MANT for epithets tho
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>>571744875
Her sweat is canonically fresh and clean and pure
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>>571742384
>Also it gives me bragging rights for owning this it on Steam, as it's hard to get these days.
Wish I had it on steam, I only played pirate copies on ps1 and pc
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>>571746351
Epithets don't give affinity after the update tho.
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>>571746351
Bait or retard?
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>>571746406
ya but they still give stats so youll still need to do them
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God I wish this last month of MANT was over, not even parent farming feels productive now
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I'm horny
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>>571746013
>>571746156
>>571746301
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>>571746559
you can still parent farm. just do G1s. once the update drops they'll retroactively be granted more affinity.
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then cum
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Why did Gold City only get buffs and literally nobody else
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>>571746484
>stats
>parent run
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>>571746620
frontfags only appear in public lobbies, real CM goers know it's a pacechud game
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>>571746704
It's just a change to her skill description. It is not a gameplay buff
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>>571746668
Post sauce
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>>571746704
a description change not a gameplay one
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Gold City in the buff? Where??
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>they are people will do parent runs in old MANT style for a few +5 stats
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>>571746651
Still gotta get SS and more skill points are better on parents, so ideal MANT parents are still PLAP PLAP PLAPing races.
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>>571745117
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>guidelines say you can't share umamusume
>post umamusume porn anyway
Why are artists like this?
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>>571747007
I'm so happy that Flash is such a wonderful mother for our child
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microbikini alts when
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Is Stego cute?
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>they're removing the temptation_count==0 from go first forever, literally just pick Concentration and you're good
>+0.1 speed for 0.45
HELL YEAH
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CM day is today!

Bring your team for a warm up race with 18 gates, surely 12 dominators won't kill your ace, r-right?
Join with your 3 umas, or maybe less.

CM15 18 gates.
13277438
13277438
13277438
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>>571747000
>massive playerbase declines
>waning public interest in the franchise
>losses in revenue and social media relevance
Who do you think is commissioning the porn?
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>>571747372
no she's uggo and probably smells like body odor and old cigarettes
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>>571747440
wha?
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>>571746383
>Everything used to be available on Steam no issue, then they removed 1 and 2 from Steam, no idea why
>From then 1 and 2 were only available in GTA Bundle packages from third party sites like Green Man Gaming, maybe others
After that was removed it stopped existing completely, not even the steam store pages exist anymore.
Reminds me of the lucky people that own "The Movies" that used to be sold through steam many eons ago, only a DB register being left.
Uma Musume

>>571747372
Yes. Now shut up.
>>571747240
Trad german wives make for good mothers
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>>571747103
>458kg
We need to fatten up Mayano Top Gun
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>>571747523
>Trad german wives
Tard german wives
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for f2pchuds we don't have to care for scenario cards right?
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>>571747710
those makes for good mothers as well
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>>571747710
She has wit growth, she's smart as she is sexy
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>>571747739
F2Pchuds have to care the most about scenario cards
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>>571747739
you need the pal card at least, f2p or not
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>>571747739
that's right
light is like riko aka skip unless whale
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>>571747739
Scenario card banners always have free pulls except for ancestors lol because they are literally THAT mandatory
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>>571747739
scenario cards are mandatory after GL and have stayed that way for 5 years
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>>571746763
>>571746860
You mean it was always a velocity change and not an acceleration? the former is gold ship ult and the latter is what made her ult trash. Also, if this is for 1.5/2nd anniversary changes, why wouldn't it update all the other debut 3* ults?
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I wish I had a friend like Helios
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is u=ma^2 good on hoguri this cm
just realized it's tomorrow
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I wish I had sex with Helios
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>>571747974
noppers
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>>571747920
no, gold city's skill remains an accel one
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I wish I had a friend like my bro
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>>571742369
For parent making, yes, for ace making, no
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>>571747974
nyo
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I wish I had sex with Ruby
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I wish I had a friend
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>>571747497
People aren't quitting the community though, it's still very alive
https://x.com/GlitchAce/status/2069106282833772568
For example this art blew up recently
People just stopped playing the game
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>>571747518
Disclaimer: they MAY be part of the patch if we get all the 2nd anniversary skill changes.
I was watching a video about it

>>571747523
>500USD for bundle keys
I don't really get it either because I would gladly pay for 1 and 2. Now that it's basically being priced like a collector's item there's no way I'll ever get it.
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which uma would be dead fish in bed
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What if Anon had sex?
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>>571748079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MPZRcyTrcU
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>>571747474
>only 2 dominators
/uma/ has so much sovl... starting
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I wish the schizo killed himself
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>went to sleep while /uma/ was having a meltdown about wheter MANT shouid be used for parent farming after GL drops
>wake up with a witGOD video saying URA+ should be used for parent farming and to not touch MANT ever again
Fucking hilarious.
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>>571748012
?
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>>571747819
can i cope with an MLB R card like i did with riko?
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Would they do it with you?
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>>571748238
Why does cygames hate fun? RIP Trackblazer
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>>571746029
cm15
37081922
12967606

cm16
37746469
43826146
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>>571748280
noppers
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>>571748280
nyo
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>>571748271
swap to global you mongrel
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>>571747974
>tomorrow
its today bwo
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>>571748119
>500USD for bundle keys
Natural course when every single official avenue to purchase it has been closed. Rockstar is fucking weird, even tho they could VERY easily pull an Activision and continue selling 1 and 2 at 5-10$ minimum, never going below that as it's essentially free money and people WILL pay for it, just like people will pay 10$ for CoD1, 2 or 4.
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>>571748271
it's like this
2nd year > coal city gets a description update and nothing changes
3rd year > she gets a real buff
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>unrestrained is a good gamble next CM
Finally time to use my all spook 3LB suzzy card
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>>571747920

I really hope they drop 2nd anni changes, the Teio changes are pretty nice too
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>>571747240
Having children that can speak 3 languages seems fascinating
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>>571748346
wait what
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Anons might be fags, but they are mostly straight
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>>571748421
it's in 5 hours bwo...
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>>571747372
Boys can't be cute
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that's right, I'm mostly straight
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>>571748280
i mean it's decent but i wouldnt recommend it the sexhello gold is actually good this time
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I wish Super Creek
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Supah Cureeku
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>>571748238
I don't know if witgod knew when making it but yea, if you only get affinity from G1 races and ignore G2/G3, then it would be just as effective making parents in URA than TB with the former being faster to complete. Most parents (pretty much all the spechud debut umas) have to try for Triple crown/tiara anyway in URA.
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>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
>Bourbon
>Xoguri
>Kitasan
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>>571748338
This is a good unique if you pump her full of velocity but she's late so she doesn't want to be above 6th so it goes back to trash.
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i wish you were super creek
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>>571748668
for me it's grass, xoguri, and rudolf
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>>571748668
>leaving out smaru
faggot
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>>571747474
Results.
>9 front runners
Frontfag general...
Thanks for joining, good luck in your CM games!
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>Try something that I didn't think would work.
>open pixiv and send google translated screenshots to a Japanese artist
>ask if he could send me an uncensored version secretly and post publicly acceptable alts
>he asks for my discord
>we go over the fine details and specifics and talk a little in google translate back and fourth
>Accepts my request but tells me I must wait for him to finish his backlog

I love this community.
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>>571748280
No because SSR LH gives an actually very good and univerasl gold skill
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>>571748668
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>>571748480
I'm 100% straight because in my mind, all the umaposters are girls
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>>571748668
>Kitasan instead of SMaru
I'm nyoooticing
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>>571748785
yattaaaaaaaa!!
thanks for hosting as always
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>>571748785
>lost to umama
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>>571748861
According to poals, the average umaposter is both a man and brown
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>>571748847
Who is that uma? My first thought is Cheval but Cheval's hat does not look like that.
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>>571741217
I was too late...
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>>571748847
look at those tits
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Where are all the cute posters?
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>>571749281
I fucking hate you so goddamn much
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>>571749281
I never left!
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I'm not cute...
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Umama is NOT cute
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>>571748847
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>>571749281
hey
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>>571749059
Well I don't believe those.
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>>571749395
Boys shouldn't dress like girls
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>>571749457
You best start believing in ghost stories
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obuhi fat (as in piggy)
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>>571749395
Why is Cheval upset here? She just got told she'd make a wonderful wife.
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>>571749317
If you think about it, you really don't
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>>571749727
I really really do
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>have MLB Kitasan
>have MLB Finemo
>600 pulls for Light Hello + Tachyon
Shouldn't I just borrow Maruzensky SSR for GL?
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>>571749846
Yeah, you hate love us, we know
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>>571749973
you will get a free selector, she's ok at lb0 get her from there
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>im supposed to dump on LH/tachy
>but also smaru??
huh
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>>571749973
I'm in the same situation and I'd rather borrow a second SSRwit card and just use SR sweep if I need a third speed card than borrow Maru (unless I am training a front of course)
>>571750013
You do want at least LB1, LB3 ideally
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>>571749973
Surely you don't need 600 pulls for the GL banner... Just throw 200 on SMaru, it'll be fiiiine
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>>571750105
No, Smaru is a front card that is just strong enough to be considered generalist. If you have Kita and dont train fronts then she is a skip
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cm15 status?
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>>571749632
dense trainers deserve to be raped
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>>571750105
No, you're supposed to dump on LH/tachy and Teio.
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>wants to goon
>37°C with no AC
BEING A YUROPOOR SUCKS
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>>571750127
>You do want at least LB1, LB3 ideally
how about you explain yourself
there is but a slight upgrade from 0LB to 1LB
>muh specialty priority
you buy it from the shop
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>>571750276
perfect for getting hot and steamy
the pheromones floating in the air also arouse me
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>>571750308
That's a weird looking hotpocket.
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>>571749973
Maru is like wit CB where she's good at 1LB and any upgrades after that have diminishing returns
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>>571750308
The power bonus makes a decent difference at LB1.
LB3 is then obviously for the mood effect and sllightly higher spec prio
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>>571750276
just goon in your car
or do europoor cars not have AC either?
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Hate is just the flip side of love. Without love, you cannot hate.
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ROOMS DOKO?
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>>571750535
I can't read bro
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>>571750270
Teio wit a borrow surely. Just have whale buddies.
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>>571750276
Buy a fan? Don't tell me you're one of those who think fans suck your soul away or some shit
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>>571749973
refer to image
>but what if I'm a lateGOD or endCHAD?
Just b urself for 10 months until ECP drops
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>>571750625
Three hours, then rooms.
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>>571750758
>avoid snacking
im so guilty of this...
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>>571750626
それはあなたの問題ですは
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I thought this was supposed to be an f2p-friendly game
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I have autism so I will MLB the upcoming Maru card instead of leaving it at an ugly 3LB
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>>571750758
Nah just pull Eishin Speed
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>>571750398
I don't want to evaporate bro
>>571750585
I don't have a car yet
>>571750702
I have one it's not enough
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what the fuck does snacking on a banner mean
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>>571750843
Self control will set you free.
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>>571750924
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>>571749405
Yandere Oguri would be more scary than sexy because she might just eat you or something
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>>571750276
>37
not inside
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How am I supposed to race all the Sprint, Mile, Medium, Long and Dirt G1s in one career
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>>571751017
it means dropping a cheeky tenner on every uma and maybe a cheeky hundo or a cheeky spark on some bratty fucking mare that you wanted but not enough to include her in your pull plan
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umamusume more like imacoomsoone
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>CM starts in 4 hours
>ass ace ready
>throne is tomorrow
I don't know what to do with my borrows today
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>>571751126
play Oguri Cap (as in peak)
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>>571751069
Lol
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>>571750868
「ですは」じゃなくて「ですわ」馬鹿たれ
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Kitaposters are all sluts
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>>571751214
But I need to make a Seiun parent
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>>571751153
I pulled for Sweepy on the last day of her banner after getting drunk
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>>571751214
is there any way to do it without playing the fat dumb slut?
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>>571751239
にゃるほど...
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>>571750758
This is where the road forks. If you haven't chosen a main style, you need to choose one now or be left behind.
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>>571751392
Did you get her?
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>>571751426
are they going to release the trainer specialization quests and talent trees early for global?
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>>571751426
>you need to choose one now or be left behind.
or just get a job lmao
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>>571750620
Without love, it cannot be seen
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>>571751426
>now
like all of those cards release throughout 2027
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>>571750209
But I float on water...
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>>571750843
FAT FUCK
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>>571751451
yeah in 150 pulls
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>>571751126
Taiki shuttle can do it
>>571750985
>I don't have a car yet
Bro how poor are you? Cars are cheap.
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does anyone else like MANT? yeah it takes more thought and more time but its really engaging.
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>>571751426
Why does mcqueen only get one gold? It's not fair.
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>>571751704
I'm a zoomer and still a student bwo
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>>571751748
I like MANT a lot but I have the time.
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gonna engage your mouth with my fist
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>>571751748
Nyo, race bonus being so important for cards and the length both ruin it for me. I imagine it'd be fine otherwise, I don't mind thinking a bit more during my gameplay
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>>571751406
El can do it with some sprint sparks, just like Oguri
Falco can do it with Turf B and some Long sparks, C should be enough for Arima Kinen
Maruzensky and Bourbon should be able to do it with Dirt sparks
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>>571751825
Sounds like you're just lazy. Get a job you loser.
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>>571751748
Just you.
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>>571751798
because every human rights card is for pacegawds
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>>571751887
how about we just have both of our mouths engage instead?
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Done with one mant run, time for a 12 hour nap
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>>571751748
Gameplay was fine early times but it became such a drag, and failing to get the right RNG senior year is even more annoying than losing against Riko. Not to mention I couldn't experiment with my decks anymore because of the required 50RB
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>>571751018
What kind of freedom is this?
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>>571751748
There is an undeniable comfort in not having to meaningfully change playstyle between umas (dirt/long only umas need not apply). Had it not been designed by Japanese mobile devs, it could have been nice
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>>571750758
>Pull Ramonu bwo she's the most important card since Kitasan
>*lasts 1 scenario*
And people told us to skip Fine Motion for this btw
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>>571751825
Umamusume is ojisan geimu
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>>571752265
I mean the people telling you to skip FineMo were stupid, but Ramonu being only good for 1 scenario is also gaslighting
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>>571751748
I like it. If they could optimize the UI and not opening and closing million of windows it'd be even better
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MANT is the white man scenario
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The average 'bought fast learner cap' inspiration
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>>571752138
Honestly if I'm at least guaranteed to finish all my chains then MANT experience would have improved gradually. It's tiring spending an hour just for your OWN GACHA SSR cards not to even give their gold.
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>>571752265
She lasts 5 scenarios can't you see
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>>571752265
damn anon, you are retarded
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>>571752265
Never listen to anything retards say here about which banners to pull on
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>>571751892
yeah that does suck desu. ive had bratty moods before where i just took a deck i wanted and its really not worth it even if you get a god run.
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>>571752464
Looking forward to running 5-6 SSR decks in GL and none of them finishing their chains
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>Grand Live will be called Grand Concert on global

interesting, another case where the JP name was fine as is if true
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>>571751518
>j*b
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>>571751748
I like MANT but there's a couple of things that make it cancerous
>you feel like shit after spending 30~50mins and not getting that inspiration you were aiming for
>fishing hints is almost impossible
>sprinters and medium/longs umas are fucked
First one could be, in theory, fixed by making the UI snappier and cutting out some padding like skipping straight to the race results.
Second is negotiable since you are getting some hints from races anyway.
Third one is a bitch, it makes part of the cast unviable or massively nerfed for no good reason.
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>>571752409
brown hands typed this post btw
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It's easy to enjoy MANT when you're cheating with Sweepy/Hachimi
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>>571752265
do you plan to mlb 4 wit cards for all styles?
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>>571752350
For fronts and paces she's indeed only good for one scenario, then lates keep using her until the second half of L'Arc and ends until Taishin in UAF
>>571752487
>>571752529
Unless I got gaslighted people kept saying that you only use 1 from l'Arc. As soon as you get the specialized wit card you stop using Ramonu for that style
Rudolf is just the next wit generalist
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>>571752103
I could get any uma, mlb any card. But I choose not too. A man chooses.
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>>571752749
do you not?
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>>571752409
ruined
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>>571752562
I was actually surprised that they only fixed the chains just recently. Just this year iirc in the JP client.
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>>571752282
yeah, japanese ojisans not balding obese 30+ y/o unitedstatians
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Some prep before showtime
Hanshin
2200m
Ta Ka Ra Zu Ka Kinen
87993392
40430499
31698094
34569396
94042219
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>>571752692
>its literally called Ha"Cheat"Mi
Ha means "I" in japanese. They're so blatant, it's just shoving it in your face. I Cheat Mi. Bottoms up, and the devil laughs.
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>>571751748
I like it a lot. The menus need to have LESS FUCKING CLICKS and it feels very, very shitty to spend 40-45mins for a 1* guts parent, but it's pretty fun. When you get good summers and shops, fat rainbows are so, so delicious. And I love how if you run 36-42 races you just shit out skill hints and SP.
GOD I wish I had Finemo.......I could routinely hit SS if I did, I reckon
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>>571751748
I want to race Teio again, TB go away already.
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>>571752265

>lasts 1 scenario

please stop being a fucking retard and gaslighting people
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>>571752851
i'm not balding
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>>571751748
most of the people who hate MANT already quit the game
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>>571752907
>2nd
But there's no second wit card gwo
Ramonu is the cope card if you don't have the specialized one
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>>571752892
>Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
Iconic. That shit lives rent free in my head
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>>571752907
And then Rudolf lasts until scenario 12
Human rights wit cards are even more important than speed cards
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>CM is today
IM STILL MAKING MY DOMINATORS I THOUGHT ITS TOMORROW
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Monetizing. Running ads.
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>>571751825
even many zoomers are pushing unc status atp
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>>571752692
No amount of text speed up will compensate the amount of menus you have to navigate, loading screens and choices you have to make. You're still wasting 1h with hachimi full power.
Or maybe it's ADHD+second screen debuff.
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>balding obese 30+ y/o unitedstatians
Where?????
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>>571752692
>phoneposter seethe
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what the fuck is wrong with this race? every single career I have to use at least 2 clocks on it, up to fucking FIVE which I just used to get 1st after 1st placing every single race before it.
fuck this nigger hitler faggot cock sucking cunt shit piss niggering race.
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>>571752841
"Fixed" is generous, it just makes it more likely for them to finish, it doesnt actually guarantee anything. You can still just get fucked
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>>571753238
I fucking hate John Cygames
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>>571735204
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>571748332
oki I'm back, all rooms are at 6/9! looking for a few more nonnys~
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>>571752864
hehe...
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>>571751126
My wife is the answer
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>>571753207
Because they shove a decently statted uma (for career) with a strong gold skill into that race and at that point in career, most people don't learn any skills beyond stuff like A&S
So over half of the time you'll just get raped by someone with Beeline Burst or NSM
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>>571753535
well fuck, should I just learn A&S before this to deal with it?
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>Mcqueen, Sounds of Earth in a row
>Dura-Dia a month after
>all of that 2 months before the human right banner
This is some top tier milking
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>>571752841
It's about 70% now and this is like the 3rd or 4th time they increased the rate
https://x.com/Alefrain_ht/status/2063487604918808672
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>>571753646
yeah if youre training a front just get a&s after first inspo (in case you get hint levels)
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>>571749395
>>571749529
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>571753207
It's filled with demon lords milers
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>>571748332
>Just realized I don't have 3 re-usable umas for this from random careers
Well shit I might have to actually do some mant runs...
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>>571753808
the shit I learn at the end of mant...
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>>571753097
He doesnt say this anymore...
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>>571734828
>>571734021
Air Groove paizuri where she insults me but still makes sure I feel really good
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>>571753790
My CHUD is so cool
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>>571752864
1/5 done
>Sweep decides to be a Pace & bricks herself
Sweeeeepy
Ah
I kinda want to make a Finemo for fun tommorow when Throne comes out & see what happens...
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Tried making a Ryan parent but the dumb bitch kept jobbing so I had to switch to Maruzensky
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>30+c outside all day
>Make up a contraption of a really powerful 30+ yo standing fan and a newer one
>The powerful old one blows directly over me, while the other helps blow air around the room in general, going side to side
>My face when I'm getting a constant super nice breeze around my face and even the back
I still wish I bought that split AC device, but this is a nice (and free) solution as well.
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post something cute
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>>571754180
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>>571754180
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>>571754180
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I don't have 3 aces ready
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>>571753969
aw sweet, a full podium
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Spechud would be more popular if she was sluttier and had bigger tits
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>>571754370
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>>571753969
>nooo throne is bad I will not use it!!!
>ahhh I'm an autistic retard and will use throne
I knew you are gonna fold lol
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>>571754180
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>>571754180
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>>571754383
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>>571754423
AH, I get it...
Very clever, very nice
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>>571754358
that's the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
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>>571753678
you dont nyeed sounds of ass if you got creek
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>>571754561
I DONT
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>>571754425
Not even going to give this a proper response since you are just being deliberately deceitful about what I said
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>>571754180
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I hate hogs CM with a passion not because everyone run hogs and I don't have her but I run her too but mine never wins
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>>571754358
Me typing "YJK" to anything with a dog in it (I am the funniest individual on the planet)
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Since placing 2nd still gives the same amount of SP does that mean I don't need to use clocks on G2s and G3s anymore for Parent runs
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>>571754642
Yeah you totally were
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>>571754632
How would you get Beeline Burst?
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>>571754646
*oguri cryer* dont say that..
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>>571754358
alright but where's the porn
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>>571754639
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>>571753790
Sexual Week...
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>>571754358
you just know
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>>571754831
Thats my mambro!
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>>571754787
artists who draw ring highlights regardless of the situation should be gelded. we need eugenics to prevent them from reproducing and perpetuating their mistakes.
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>see in tierlist nonnies post Red Kita is an S tier parent
>0.15 1.8s
>0.05 3.6s
I don't get it
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>>571754831
AAAIIEEEE DOXX
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>>571754831
I kept thinking it was a seiyuu related joke but knew it cannot be it since Tsurumaru VA
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>>571754358
Dober can actually smile and look cute... who would have thought
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>>571748332
thanks for cominnnnn'
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Is Umama gonna seduce Mambocchi into joining /Uma/Club
Or is Mambocchi gonna seduce Umama into joining Mambo
Find out next week
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>>571754632
You should stop posting, Gold City...
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>>571755023
What if she only acts like that with her bf
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last minute ace bros... IT'S OUR TIME
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>>571755012
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>>571755074
Umama is busy now flirting with the sweepy avafag (Lemon)
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>>571742585
I KNEW I wasn't being a schizo, you're in my club
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Post more Mambo
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>>571753969
Naturemaxxed
>Pasa, Cafe almost winning
Very interesting team comps today...
3/5
There are still two rooms left, 3/9 & 6/9
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>>571755178
>53 stats from an inspo
Bwo what the fuck is that dogshit
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>>571755074
he isn't invited
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NO RAINBOW IN MY SUMMER CAMP AWARD
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>>571755285
whites are more important
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>>571754975
It's ok, I doxxed myself
>>571754918
hip hip mun!
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>>571755317
Says who?
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>Jerking off (edging)
>Feeling good
>Gradually lose erection
>Can't get it back up
uma for this feel?
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>>571754880
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>571755412
Yay!
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>>571755467
Sweep Tosho
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>>571755056
>Umama raped
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>>571755491
oh no my Pokemon escaped
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>>571755161
Well I ain't her bf so I wouldn't know
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>>571755460
says me
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>>571755285
best i can do to get the right inherited uniques. one parent is a seuin with 2* wit 2* medium. the other is a xoguri with 1* 2*medium. both have the right white sparks.
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>>571753865
>Well shit I might have to actually do some mant runs...
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Any A+ clubs opening next month?
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>>571755627
Sweatcial Week
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Why don't they flirt with me?
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>>571755605
funny
really, very funny
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>>571754880
cumming inside zoomers 6 to 7 times per day
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>>571755641
Who is invited then?
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>Creek just called me Daddy~ before debut
Blessed run, I know this will be the one
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you can tell who the incels are because everything is flirting to them
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>>571755661
Mambo has openings
flatliners only invited
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>>571755634
>Well I ain't her bf
I mean it's obvious she already has someone in her heart
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>>571755708
because you don't play the game
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>>571755661
Mine
I can't take MANT anymore
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I HATE MAMBO NOW
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>>571755284
>Rushed
Knew it was over then
4/5, one last room remaining, 3/9
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>>571755056
>after 500 rooms there is a scenario where that Oguri can beat that Kitasan Black
now I believe in the plat
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Caw!!!
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drink it
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cumming inside of my zoomer gf after and before every game
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>>571755823
That's rough. I hope the doctors can get them out.
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>RB10%
>lv5 hints
I fucking love this card
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>>571755285
I have a life and cant grind m*nt parents
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>>571755887
pama is griefing me that whore steals every angling and does nothing with it I'm sick to my el stomacho
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>>571755783
flirt this

*unzips dick*
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>>571755885
Nobody cares about your rooms that you reserve for Umama
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>>571755887
Making tender love to Still
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>>571755056
>Bono procs her unique & overextends into 2nd right before the climax
Suffering from success
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>>571755056
>>571755885
Thanks for hosting and posting results!
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>>571755892
lmao what
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I lost to Umama
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>>571755783
Stop trying to deny you're butt buddies with the sweepy fag
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>>571756014
But Umama did not join all of them. They must have had a lover's quarrel
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>>571756143
I think he watched the new netflix slop of an Australian serial killer hunting women in the outback. I just heard this song from a rust tweet.
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>no extra free retries anymore
WTHAT THE FUCK
the fucking audacity of cyniggers
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>>571756182
Didn't join ALL of them??? Something must be wrong
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>>571756305
>Deleted
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>>571756305
>SMART Falcon
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>>571756534
>>571756452
Umama isn't so smart after all
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>>571755885
That's all folks
Sankyu to all the participants
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>>571756014
>>571756182
>100s apart*
>>571756175
>>571756452
>>571756534
>all the same person
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>see this
>no healing items
>none in shop either
whatever I'll go lose the QE2 instead
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>>571756642
>guys my crush Umama is hosting rooms so I need to do that too to get him to notice me
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>>571756674
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>>571756642
>lost to S+
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>>571756674
>>571756779
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i am going to eat so much shit this cm it's not even funny
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>>571754961
more like this
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how many friend points do you need to buy out the monthly hint books?
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>>571756746
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>571756779
Stop making our eyes meet, I already have a trainee.
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Any request for next OP image?
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>>571756674
>>571756779
>>571756891
>AI slop posting
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>>571756763
Do you want no rooms from anyone instead anon? Do you even join rooms? I'd like to see you post your CM15 aces
Round 1 starts today anon
If you really do play go on then!
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>>571757009
OGURI PLEASE!!
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>>571757009
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>>571756891
That's me
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>>571757009
Palmer
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>>571757009
meisho doto umanko
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>>571757009
brown uma during this heat wave
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>>571754972
the timing matters more than the effect
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>>571756953
GO TO FUCKING SLEEP MY NIGGA
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>>571757030
>Round 1 starts today anon
Less reason to join Sweepy rooms!
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>>571757030
>Do you want no rooms from anyone instead
yes, no more /uma/ rooms so the unemployed faggot fucks off to a different general
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>>571757030
Thank you for not refuting the fact you're making rooms only for your crush to notice you
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>>571756746
>>571756953
ALWAYS GAMBLE
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>>571757030
nta but if someone plays but doesn't make aces?
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>>571757234
>>571757234
>>571757234
new bread
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Nice thread globaltards
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>>571755752
HOYL FUCK IT WAS THE ONE
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>>571757258
Very cool early bake umama thanks
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is love between members of different clubs even allowed
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>>571757332
I'm not your mama, anon. Go talk to her already
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>>571757136
>>571757189
Question still not answered
Where are those aces anon? Let's see them
Come on
You play the game, right?
You're a devoted /uma/ poster who is SO concerned about the quality of the general
Surely you have them ready?
It shouldn't be hard to take a screenshot
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>>571757149
this
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>>571757416
We bake on page 7
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>>571757009
>>571757258
Based
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>>571757458
Why are you so defensive? Do you think your crush Umama will help you out?
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>>571757319
Nice blubber fat fuck
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>>571748156
he would lose his magical powers with the loss of his vril
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>>571754961
uhhhhhhhh............Grass-san?
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>>571758919
that's the director, bwo
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>>571755907
I'd try it. I like mead.
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>>571751126
Maru, Pasa, Inari
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>>571750535
is やる気結果 mood bonus? that's a pretty minimal difference from 3-4 if so



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