Previous: >>571733305>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event:>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
dober
*sipppp*
fully protected condom wearing sexo with creek
>>571757346Umama status?
>>571757306my bad dober i didnt think me asking to lick your sweaty armpits would cause that much of a reaction
Digitan LOVE
>>571757346oguri plap is cuter in 2d
>>571757234not cool
>>571757346what is wrong with those finger
sex with bnw
>>571757486>he has mutt hands
Tachyon LIVE
>>571757346>Coke ZeroMy fatty would never
>>571757471You ought to be more worried about what your friend has been getting herself into
>>571757613>people randomly assuming I'm part of some discord clique
>>571757550Are you dating the sweepy avatarfag?
>>571757550>she chews on her fingers and can't pay for a manicure
>>571757471I agree I would have liked oguri, even was the first response so it's obviously biased for some reason
>>571757707Go watch Cinderella Gray, its peak (as in cap)Also has cute Creek moments
>>571757707Why do you type everything in third person. This isn't even an oldfag behavior it's just weird
I flaked on work today because I wanted to stay home and shitpost on the internet
>>571757707>Oguri>BelnoBrain rot.
>>571757805Lemon trying to flirt with Umama
>>571757707>don't play the game>don't watch the anime/uma/ status?
baby making sex with creek (i'm infertile but gaslighting her it's her fault)
>>571757707Zoomies and redditards are natural weaklings and prey so their paranoid instinct is triggered by the most retarded thingsEverything is AI, everyone is a schizo and it's all a discord club fault
One day my brown wife will get a thread
i call dibs on next bake
>>571757939You know who to blame
Favorite American Uma? For me its Taiki Shuttle
>>571757992sniff
>>571757915I got you buddy we're making love on the side while you're doing metafag MANT runs please take care of our child
That's the heliostranny bake btw.
More like Oguri Crap
>>571757939just make it, gwo?
>>571757458
is it just me or is practice perfect useless
MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>571757976Eh I'll chalk it up to an honest mistake rather than something malicious. >>571758086Never baked before... also not paying enough attention during these hours when the thread is faster.
>>571758153torena will kiss it better
>>571757992post your cm15 Taiki fake faggot
More like Shartkura Slutrel
>>571758218You are too pure and innocent for this general my child
Gold City feet in my mouth
...
>>571758239I do have it but you will laugh at me because its ass....
>>571757939she got a thread 3 weeks ago and you helped the schizo counter bake instead
what's your excuse for using debuffers?
>>571758153I'll heal you and you will carry my heir in your womb after we're done
>>571758103>soulless metanegro is behind the daily schizophrenic fitsOf course...>M-Maru is my oshi actually...
>>571758437I don't even use buffers
Don't care about these namedrops but since I'm always being forced to read these posts against my will.It's making me wonder how come when it's against umama and other lobby hosts whatever their name are, the thread always become defensive or defending them, but when it's that V guy or something, it's on full blown shitting.Don't get me wrong I just feel like if you guys are going to shit on a namefag, then why not shit on them all equally.
I would have sex with Laurel but I can't even imagine having sex with Oguri
>>571758457>Making excusesThought you were better than that Sweepygwo
>>571758437I don't have three oshis
If I fail this 3% I'm killing myself
I NEED umanko
>>571758437I'm lazy and MANT is fun but too long
>>571758494dicksword
>>571758494Well one is simply a lot more retarded and annoying than the others.
>>571758546You need more Guts not more Wit
>>571758307you don't play the game
>>571758521No excuses were madeI acknowledge you indeed play the game after all Just thought you'd be more honest a player...For shameI bet you use Xog too...
>>571758546We are winning CM15 gentlemen>>571758632Go away gaslighter Oguri. I need wit for the downhill
>>571758705>domfaggot piping up
>>571758705>Double dominators>Honest
>>571758494One of them is liked by some people, the other is hated by everyone. It's pretty simple bwo.Also joining rooms isn't namefagging
Good night friends!!!
>>571757550I need her to look at my penis like that
>>571758437I am NOT, no xog either
>>571758872gn
>>571758698my schizophrenic daughter
>>571758818If it was XOG + Double Dom I'd say you'd have a point but I don't think Sweepy is tearing up rooms...Dominator in of itself does not bring easy victoriesA Double/Triple Front comp or using Xog will always result in a more consistent win rate
>>571758872Good night bro, sleep well
>>571758987frontnigger
>>571759062Your Sweep is S+ zwo, you did not try hard enough
chanced a 60%overdid itgave up
>>571758494yeah it's weird and it isn't even natural but an aggressive one all the time
>>571759137>S+ is badBUHIII
>>571755919aren't zoomers almost 30 now? Wouldn't these gyaru umas be genAlphas, technically? holy shit I'm old now
>fixed parents run>new unfucked scenario >saved tons of caratsI have endured, I survived, I can't believe I'm looking forward to play this game again, endure, in enduring grow stronger
>>571759137I do not have MLB Finemo so I am pretty sure this is the best I could doAt what point also do stats become just padding? 1000 Power & 900 Wit are decent enoughIt's not like I need a load of Stamina, which would result in a higher score
>>571759338>he lacks critical information
>>571759303Zoomers are minors. You're talking about millenials/uncs
>>571759303it's truezoomers are the new millennials millennials are the new boomers
>>571759131tachyon would not say this
>>571759131>frontniggeris what a VF and reddit tryhard would assume. I'm running Dia, Ardan and Ayabe.
dream journey
>>571759417Zoomer here. I am 25.
>>571759025squishy breasts and belly
>>571759521>search zoomer year>1997~2012Wait what
>>571759283this, I still have yet to reach SS+, not having meta scenario cards really handicaps your scoresFuck me I really fouled up the first two months I played Uma Musume>joined July 25, total gacha newfag>blew all my carats on umas>discovered /uma/, asked anons why my umas sucked>your deck sucks, toreina, roll on cards>dropped a tenner on a card banner every time I got 1500 carats>did this for two months>saved for Kitasan starting 1 OctoberI wish I could go back in time.............
Mr Cock and Balls card is so damn good I wish I had MLB'd it myself. Now I have to rely on borrows instead...
Perfect prep for sprint cm yay or nay?
>>571759630Zoomers are working adults now, bro. All that bullshit on the internet you usually attribute to zoomers are actually from Gen Alpha.
3 whistles later... She's not maxing speed. It's literally never been more over. What the FUCK man.
>>571759792Fat ass cow
>>571759559should I be scared
>>571759725Holy saggers
>>571759793you used 3 wit cards gwo
>>571758437Going full cancer for the cancer CM is funny.
>>571759869yes
>>571759779Damn I've been labeling them wrong this entire time
>>571759363Try harder
>>571759559
>>571759883Yeah because on a normal run with 3 wit cards I max speed!!
>>571759958GenAlpha doesn't sound as funny as zoomers.
>>571759990ardan ear-licking ASMR
>>571759725sex with saggy groove
Stupid doto, that crows feet posture implies her umanko is spread ingon the other side
>>571759725air groove pinning you on your back before lying on top of you and kissing you while her giant saggers rub against your chest
>>571760325Uh, bro. I can see them....
>>571760108need
>>571759363you dont need a crazy deck to hit SS. this is a glue sweepy with a higher score
>>5717597931170 speed is perfectly fine, since you're getting 1100+ power and 1200 wit.
>>571760532AIIEEEE I STILL DON'T HAVE MLB FLOWER POWER
>>571760532>SSR Finemotion>SSR KitasanBuhi?
>>571760405Lying her ass off with that lyrics story.
>do Grass Wonder hybrid dom run>instantly fast learner and med S>this happened last medium CM as well>and the previous previous medium CM too I might be marked but I just don't know it yet
>>571760578based
>>571760532you don't need a crazy deck, true, but you need more than just MLB Kitasan, I think.
>>571756296the fuck>>571759303im 33 and a millenial, zoomer are a good bit under that
game sucks
>>571760713>a good bit4 years my guy. I'm 29 and a zoomer
https://x.com/i/status/2069040153713373511Thoughts?
>>571760405Not subtle
>>571760532>I do not have MLB Finemo...Also aside from WITMAXXing is this really much better than mine?Mine has Medium S, for starters...I used Bijin Wit instead of Mr.CP as well which would result in a probable lower Wit by default>Y-You aren't using Mr.CP???Daring Strike is a- *gets shot*
>>571760539As a last minute ace I'm satisfied, she hasn't got everything I wanted but that comes with building front runners
>>571760902Kill yourself
>>571760902>3DDisgusting
>>571760713you barely make the cutoff, which is ~1995. Anyone around the age of 10+ when the iPhone releases is pretty much a zoomer. And the children of millennials are genAlphas or whatever the fuck we're calling them
I'm going to make her dreams come true!
>>571760902Better than the disgusting Oguri Umama posted
>>57176107395-00 are zillenials tho
>>571760957damn that's a nice Bobofuck me I wish I could grind aces like that, not having my own Finemo has been pure ass. >6 more months of perma-borrowing herSOMEONE BRING ME ROPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now I want some wanko soba too.
>>571761291I TOLD YOU TO ROLL ON FINEMO
>>571761286Buono…
>mfw an ugly moid starts piping up
>>571760957You didn't take front runner savvy?
>>571760020I just call them gen alpha negroes
>>571761371the anon who told me not to roll posted a sexy Teio so I had to listen to him
Why doesn't Spicaman just dick down Suzuka? They obviously want each other.
>>571760647Would Ardan really just flirt with her trainer in public like that?
>>571761612spechud, suzuka is not in america...
>>571761502I was strapped for SP so I left it because I have the other GW procs
>>571761431Not saying you deserve the amount of shit getting flung at you, but it's engaging with posts like these that guarantees that it'll never die down. This is assuming you dont enjoy the negative attention
>>571761516Teio is not sexy
>>571761683>>571760647
Who's the ugliest Gold? For the mejiros there basically is a consensus but I feel like for the gold clan it's more controversial
>>571761683Why is Ardan singing a love song near me?Why did Ardan show me a painting of a man who dedicated it to his love?Why did Ardan fall asleep on my shoulder was she really that tired?Why did Ardan say she wants to hang out with me in New Years when she normally does it with her family?Why did Ardan put my head in her lap when I fell asleep on my desk?Why did Ardan say I'm a star's breath that made her star shine?Why did Ardan say she wants to go on vacation with the two of us alone?Why did Ardan say she her light shines eternally with me?Why did Ardan ask to paint my portrait?
>>571761710You're now relying on 2 extra more witchecks gwo...
>>571761516bro got honeypotted into bricking his account for a whole year... I'll try and offer future advice with sexy uma images myself then to save other anons from doing the same
>>571761753Teio is sexy.
>>571761860Good thing I have max Wit then
>>571761919no proof
I don't play this game I just save the images
>>571760821thats a good bit, my bro.>>571761073ssssssstupid baka
>>571761973whats your favorite image?
>>571761939I want oguri to look at my dick like this
>>571761973Post your favorite image you've saved
>>571761612Nope, just normal platonic teacher-student relationship. Stop reading porn made for women.
>>571761818Fenomeno
>>571761857Is he really the right man for this? He got the sex in all 3 routes.
>>571760953if you are doing the solo ace oshi thing or whatever you have to grind for a cracked ace or you will job since you only have 1 ace while everyone else has 3 chances to win if they arent also deboofing
>>571761857Those are all lv5 hints
>>571762207kiss belly
>>571761818dream journey
>>571762243Don't say that...
>>571762336easily
>>571762326SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>571761857Dense-baiting my trainee so that she breaks the bed after graduation
>>571762237Is this really how students platonically look at their instructors?
>>571761562Dangerous middle schooler
congrats swiss bros
>>571762563What did she mean by that
>>571761818genshinvre
>>571762530lol lmao rofl>>571762563>>571762207sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex etc
>>571762597umapyoi means breeding
Can we skip GL and just jump straight to GM? I need to roll on my wife
>>571762050>>571762126any with oguri or tamamo I can't pick just onethey're sex
>>571762458>but the side eye!!!!You really are no different from some fujo who thinks two male characters are gay because they talked to each other
>>571762665
boredshould play a game but lazy also
>>571762620Director Akikawa...
>>571762917Why did they make Suzuka so huggable?
Can we get a Jong now?
>>571763008Sex with Lucky LilacAlso I'd be down to try again, sure
what makes throne so good but also skippable if it only works for 2 more CMs while in MANT
>>571761939>Not picking at least 2 greens guaranteedngmi
>>571763198buncha stats tied to good skillsBut in Gl you dont have room for a second pal card, so it's skippable. Would be a different story if throne had dropped at the start of MANT (though then it'd probably just be a perma borrow for the whole scenario)
>>571763119
>>571763119cute
>>571763257sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571763198It helps shitters get umas with stats that can compete with non shitters
>>571763353>What are you talking about, Taishin? You ARE my daughter.
>>571763409Non shitters will be using throne though
what's the throne + sirius strat?
>>571763353
>>571763462Non shitters already max out Speed, Power and Wit so they won't be using Throne
>>571763198because light hello simply mogs her that hardfor reference in jp tierlists R light hello is in A tier while MLB throne is down in B tier with SR tachyon (lmao)
>>571763575they will use it so they can also cap guts and stam
>>571763516stop this cheva propaganda
>>571763629nyo
>>571763616You don't need to cap Stamina and Guts is a meme
An Elegant Dance
>>571763575But the shitters are making aces right now with 0 guts
>>571763521All your downtime turns to break race chains have scheduled recreations that tend to be useful at that time so every run is almost the same thing. The non-epithet race turns are flexible as per usual if a good training happens to show up.
>>571763547making taishin a mommy!
can I take glittering start on xoguri
>>571763883no, it's a recovery
I thought we loved Trainer x Suzuka
THROUGH THE GLASS TWENTY STORIES HIGHI HAVE WATCHED GOLD CITY RUNIF EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID IS TRUETHERE'S NO HOPE SOMEDAY SHE'LL LEARNBUT IF I STAY HERE WITH YOUTHEN I WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH
>>571763926feet
>>571763764isnt team sirius trigger just random like riko though? so you just get screwed if it doesnt happen before debut
>>571763940Grass does not strike me as the type to be into rock operass
>>571763764I don't know how to read this
>>571763686stoooooooooppppppppppppp
My girl, my girl, don't lie to meTell me where did you sleep last night?In the pines, in the pines where the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughMy girl, my girl, where will you go?I'm going where the cold wind blowsIn the pines, in the pines where the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night through
>>571764000It is, you need early recreation unlocks to follow this.>>571764031Every recreation on sirius/throne is associated with a specific character and when their card is shown you do that character's recreation. On the turns it shows the throne/sirius cards themselves you're meant to do their chains.
>>571764190and the +max energy potions?also why am I training in summer
>>571764190so you need to luck out on not one but two recreation niggas before debut?? i think I'll pass
I tried looking for an uma version of Shadowfax but couldn't find one
spent 3 clocks on classic yasuda kinen
>>571764234Need Jani wife
>>571764184>>571763940Hey baby, think you need a friendTo stand here by your side?Yes you do(Your side)Ohh, baby, now you can depend on meTo make things right(Things right)Please don′t bet that you′ll ever escape meOnce I get my sights on youGot a license to kill(To kill)And you know I'm going straight for your heart(Got a license to kill)>>571764439sex
>>5717571120.05 is never good, Cacao alone probably gives you more lenghts
there are inumusume and nekomusumebut are there any bird umamusume?
>>571765013why wouldn't you call them torimusume
>>571765013>but are there any bird umamusume?
>>571765013Fuku-chan screams like a bird in heat
>>571765013
>>571765013Her twintails are wings
>>571760578Trainer would never do this>>571760325I hate this, everytime some other uma's nipples gets drawn I HATE it. I want only Fuku's cherry nipples in my mouth.
which uma has the brownest nipples
>>571760578Women will cum like a fountain to this.
>league coming up soonoh shit oh fuck oh man
>>571765373Ines Fujin
>>571765013In other words a colorful, obnoxious, crazy, and especially loud uma that loves chirping you say...
Who is the most evil uma?
If all my parents did Asahi instead of Hanshin Fillies, should I keep running Asahi on future parents with the affinity rework? Or switch over to Hanshin
>>571765013I have no torimusume but I do have an ushimusume
air shakur is opossum codedI wont elaborate
>>571765429sucking chris's brown nipples...
>>571765728I understand what you mean, I've seen her marsupial pouch
>>571765678
>>571763926stinky umama feets
Huh... how very retro.
Straight Descent is good right?
>>571765779
>Still in Love>isn't actually in love with her trainer
>>571766329I want breast chocolate milk
>>571766392im not reading allat
>>571766473you and me both brother
[-]find better bait
>>571766151It's good when Rice descends straight onto my dick
>>571766517ramonu watches and records races in her free time so she might actually react like that lol
>>571766151it's like groundwork without 3 greens
My supports every summer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw
>>571766392I didn't know vampirism is a mental illness
Touching Fuku's tail and stroking the base
>>571766571Chubby umas...
i want to drink water that is dripping down kris delicious brown toes
>>571766748this but your cock
Is there a worse feel?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/umajig6242026https://jiggie.fun/umajig6242026
>>571766805cant say I share the foot fetish you seem to have going on there, but yeah Kris is great
>>571766857the tail is like the uma's cock
>>571765949Umama wishes
>>571767141>>571767235giving these two a smooch
>>571766857You forgot your chiyo
>>571767370That's my Chiyo
>CM todayI thought it was tomorrow...
do we ever get more sprint/dirt/long g1 races
Rickey!
>>571767716yeppers
hi i want to come back to the game after leaving mid-unity cup what am i missing how bricked am i how many thousands of dollars should i put in the game to catch up
>>571767746
>>5717678340 just farm better parents
>>571767235>>571767141pressing their faces against tore's crotch
>>571767834You're actually fine, since the new scenario is starting next month and everyone has been hoarding for that banner (Tachyon+Light Hello). Depends on what your stash was looking like before you quit though
>>571767937no need to press
>>571766392>I'm gonna kill her trainerSanest yuritard, at least it admits stillxtore is canon.
buono luck to everyone! i hope everyone gets a low of wins and has a lot of fun im joining open league this time due to lack of free timelets see how many BIG wins my BIG oshi can rack up this time im hyped to see how well everyone does!keep it buono!
>>571768403Good luck Buonobro!
>>571768403>Boss of the playground
stuck in eternal witlet powerlet jailnot that it matters since ksb and fm didn't even finish their chainscm isn't looking good
>>571768480>4 witzamn that's unfortunate
>>571768480retard
>>571768706hidoi
>>571768480doesnt wit get significant diminishing returns past like 700-800 anyway? I know its better to have the extra for a little better performance but just focus powermaxxing
>>571768813sorry I love you
>>571768880the more skills you have the more important higher wit is, even if it's like a 92% vs 95% activation chance
>>571768880please don't believe that gaslight. you're only looking at single skill activation chances, when you have 3 different specific skills that you need to activate, you'll want 1200
>>571768880unc is stuck in 2025 lmao
I should have waited for throne before doing my last doms
>>571768880Festive Miracle's proc chance is 66% at 700 wit, compared to 79% at 1200 wit. It's power gets diminishing returns past 800.
I gonna dom Helio's umanko
>>571769206me next?
>>571769001Even then, in URA you needed as much wit as you can sneak in. So even if we had less skills to play around with, activating as much as possible was still core to winning.
>>571769206
wait festival gold city is bricked now? that's the only shichi I have...
>>571768403Good luck!
>>571768880wit is more than just activation of skills
>>571769982Giving Helios my Tora-p.
>>571768880I'll never understand why you guys value power so much.
>>571768480Maybe stop using yeppers and borrow Natie,S+ with these stats means you probably have very few skills
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571770052never said it was
>>571770153the song is SPEED POWER STAMINA not SPEED WIT STAMINA
>>571770153accel good
>>571770220>using late surgers
>>571770297yeah but it is
>>571770153retard
>>571768880which sloptuber
>>571760647Ardan makes me so horny
>>571770530I know my guy. I know it effects stuff like stamina consumption rushed/late starts positioning etc
tired of gaping publics
>>571770789>effects
>>571770518I'm using whatever gets my torepp up
start the fUCKIGN CM ALREADY
>>571770789>late starts
>>571766392cute yandere
I'm going to bed
you know what make it so power also makes umas get physical mid race nishino shouldering someone from the back to make clear they need to get out of the way
>"man what a shit stat line fuck this">shit ton of whites, 3* speed and 2* ult>S+what
Anyone else gets nervous for CM opening?
Well, I suppose I'll start working on parents for the cm
JPfriends didn't tell global about the "downhill gacha CM"..
this or Takarakazukuzakaruzakuka Kinen?
>>571771353only for finals
>>571771353haha
>>571771587me
START THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING CM!!!!
>>571771587Did you do it during the classic year?
>>571771672I did
>>571771646more like starting fucking me haha
>>571771587always race G1s
>>571771813silly filly
>>571771813
>>571771353day 1 is rape dayyou do the raping
>>571771748I was planning to tell you to train, but I realized I actually didn't know if Classic Takarazuka Kinen counts for the epithet.
I think I'm gonna go sleep and do my CM races after I wake up
>>571771974Actually on the agenda website classic year counts towards triple crown, so I'm gonna train. Sankyuu
>CM up VERY soonfinally, I'm free of this shit thread for a night, as it becomes unusable anyway!
>>571772078samewhale hours are scary
>>571771813Yes...
don't come to cm.
>>571772078can I go to sleep with you
>>571766392I love AruStill fags, they're hilarious
>>571768880The track itself basically has a ton of wit checks that determine how your Uma races on top of skill activation.
im ready to queue NOW in open
ITS ALMOST TIMEMY TEAM IS BRICKEDTHE HOGS ARE GOING TO BE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
>>571772203
>>571772302You forgot your chiyo
>>571772078good night cutie *smooch*
>>571768880there's also downhill mode and overtakes if you're a front along with not pacing up or down as the other strategies
>>571772708you can't post this before CM I need the imageslots...
>+1 hint to Professor of Curvature
>>571772310Hey, laughing at the mentally disabled is wrong.
>>571772658How many fucking variants are there of this image lmao
>>571772827not enough
>>571766392idgi. isnt she the one being freaky at her trainer?
pre CM anxiety room949899999498999994989999will put up hahcoolrahcool
>>571772818
>>571772827I only made six
So what parents should I make for the sprint CM
>>571773056Taiki Shuttle with front runner skills
>>571772882strange grouping
cm15 status?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571773017woah quads
>>571773056Taiki and FlowerIf running Taiki or Flower then use Oguri Cap or Bride Curren>what if I'm not a pacechaserGet the fuck out of my track.
>>571773157READY TO WIN in open
POST YOU'RE TAZUNA GASLIGHT (autoselect) CM TEAM
>>571773270I completely forgot Shakur's already released
>>571773017>>571773017plsim not running doms or xogger
I'm an oshi gamer I only use one ace, XOG or some say COG
>>571773287>UG autoselect triple front teamif this is the competition im already the raped
POST YOUR (handpicked) CM TEAMGOOOOOOOOOOO
>selected open league somehowwell, shit
>>571773157My team is bad
BUONO LUCK EVERYONE!
>>571773528time to use to bad runs umas anon
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi is here!
yippee
found an air shakur
Let's all ?rape? Maruzensky?
>>571773110artist's favorites apparently
>racing against xoguri dominatorsKILL YOURSELF
>>571773718
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
>first room of the CM>not a xog in sightAwyay
mambo!
>>571773752zamn...
send your umas to the Satono manor
most sovlful CM team comp you will see
>they're in open toofuck my life
daiwa sukaretto ikuayo
FULL FRONT LOBBY RAPED FUCK YOU FAGGOTS GOING 3 FRONTS HAHAHAHA FROM 9TH UP IN AN INSTANT
I'll do my CM runs after clearing AoE 2 DE Tours Hard
>>571774095>bragging about beating A+ umas
>>571773718who?
>>571774162>spoilerIs that the eceleb tournament?
>>571773017>>571773017>>571773017no one else came and the room locked out at 15 mins...minna..........
>>571774095oh my god who the fuck cares
first podium!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I'm happy
>>571774095>uf1 buhi bragging about rnging a win
>1st lobby>6 frontsYeah, fuck you.
>>571774350actual cancer patients>>571774283hello front main
>>571773017no point in putting up a room TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE CM STARTS DUMB MAYANO
>2 dominators and two xogssovl...
oh...
endGODS
God damnit, I wanted to post about how my first 5 races had no Xoguris, and then one showed up at the end.
The fact that a CM12 XOg can still do this good is sillyAlthough Inari is also winning, only 1 win difference so far between the 2
>>571774545there's 80 mambo clubs
>>571773287I AM READY
NICE RUNAWAY ANGLER BLOCKER YOU GOT THERE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just to get GAPED by brian
Fucking hoggers, man.
GET FUCKED
umm anon?
>>571774658>Brianfag was running fronts the entire time
>>571774786That's Umama
Uh... Buddy? Are you lost? Open League is down the hall to the right...
post podiums
Xoguri and 2 doms will surely work, right? Nice podium.
>>571774545i losted...>>571774618it's literally someone who hosts rooms here and you can check club details to verify as well that it's the /uma/ mambo club
Festive Maru wasn't a gaslight
>>571774839Woah that's me, I didn't notice you anyon...I don't usually check profiles
First time running CM at the start since you fags said it's the easiest hours to see if it's true or not
>>571774839>>571774914hoooooooooly
>fap to trainee before career>bad run>fap to trainee after career>ok-good run
holy hell almost lost to a corner cunny oguri
Smaru CM
>>571774918the start was 18 minutes agoits already whale hour now
nice UGs NERD
ggwp
god damn yeah my team sucks this CM and i missed cancer plat last time around too>>571774914well your name and team is pretty recognizable so i decided to take a quick peek
sweep
catch, nerd
>>571775125I'm fucking ecstatic
>>571775216HOLY RAPED
>>571775216>>571774914here>>571758540
xoggers woke up
I love Rice
>grab 3 random umas>1 winYep, group B looking mega comfy this time around.
Dober...
>why is my oguri so behind >check afterwards4D chess thinking
She did itHope she does get buffed next week
>>571775216That's funny, I'm glad you noticed, very cool to meet others like this, I wish you luck for the next ones>>571775342Ay, you got a full house too, nice
>+A Dia, Bright and BoboDon't make me do it...
Wooo I love it when my fronts line up in straight line like they're at the DMV.
>>571775342Already better than last time
AIEEEEEEEEEE WSAS TABBE DOUT>>571774617>>571775456ooooo good stuff!! we're gonna MAKE it
bwos... i like open league.. its comfier here
Didn't work
yay Cafe win
GROUNDWORK-LESS PAMA WHO IS SUPPOSED TO HELP KITA-CHAN JUST WINS??? epic...don't make that face kita-chan
>>571775812>GROUNDWORK-LESS PAMA WHO IS SUPPOSED TO HELP KITA-CHAN
i scrape by doing the bare minimum once again
Let's get those podiums (I had some before but XOg was first so it didn't count)
>>571775074Eh it's sort of true, I'll try again in round 2
>>571774232Nah one of the pve modes that has a rough start and was never able to clear as a child
>0/3/1/2 todayI'm so fucking scared
>>571775924FARM THEM BUSTAS
>he's a hoguri or lose CM for you to enjoy >yeah we're still going to release throne after round 1>also here's this event you've never seen before to also suck up your timeWhat did they mean by this?
>>571776102>S+ sweep
I'm in
Final tally for day 1
>>571776102>S+ Sweep
>>571776148Isn't that LoH
>"Huh, someone's dead last. Someone is still doing the front Urara sacrificial meme?">check stats after>it's just an A+ newqtI'm sorry.
>>571776102just b urself, pedophile
I didn't know you could be an onige in mant?????????
Is this witgod?
FUCK YOU HOGGER YOU WON'T ROB ME OF MY WINTAKE THISBARCAROLE OF BLESSINGS
>>571776424nyes
>>571776153>>571776235Hi schizo>>571776304Sweep is the same age as the other Uma!!!! She's a teenager!!!Only Nishinobwos could be considered thatNot that I rolled for her or anythingI definitely did not...
unbothered and moisturized not running a single red skill because thats boring and just watching my BIG oshi winhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4m7isq47i63p0mbd.mkv
>>571776148this sounds funwhat's the catch?
fuck man
>>571776424yeppers, if you played him record it
>whiff angling>wins anywaywtf are these ppl doing
>>571776424
>+0.4 accel is not enough against a pace xogFestive crap!
>>571776580if you lose then someone scouts your uma
>>571776549Did you expect to win a lot with S+...
What an ass CM
>>571776424Yes. >Taurus Platinum *Wow.
>>571776593>he didn't bail at 2 winsRIP
>>571776602hmmm, ok.lemme find my obs
>lucky pace xogowari da
I'M FIGHTING MY CLUBMATE AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>571776236no this is the pokedex event
I won>b-but you're using xo-I won
>>571776643Not all of us run SOULLESS meta teams like you do pal
>>571776808FUCK HIM UP
Considering I've been burned out and literally scraped these two fronts together in the last 2-3 hours I am more than happy with 13/20
>>571776721>>571776602wait, how do you replay from victory screen?anyway he got unlucky
>>571776921Just post the hakuraku race, bwo.
ikuayo
gwos I thought bobo was supposed to be good??
>>571776808umama doxxing again...
>>571776921
Sorry bwos........>>571776921Press the button that says "Race results." before you claim rewards, it's below the race 5 stand by text.
two ardans and a jordan
aiieeee stop you're supposed to be dominators
>hog who failed to proc 777 blocks the entire late and end lineKWAB
>>571776850it was a good fight....phew
>>571776808>daily gain yesterdaydo people really abuse their mcqueens to complete dailies?
>>571777128
Ironically, the first hour is the best time to queue Also buying Fast Learner for Oguri is the most broken thing I’ve ever come across while building her
How do I install Hakuraku?
>>571777205You don't, desuwa?
>>571777129
>>571774658Every Brian win deserves to be celebrated
great stuff guys proud of pama especially
Surprisingly few xogs. I thought it would be a slopfest
what is bro doing
I love you Ardan!
end xog is funny sometimes
>>571777248Do you have hachimi already?
>>571777348SOVL
>>571777505Yeppers
it begins
>>571777230wife
>>571777498>+1.1
Why do A+ newbabs still try to compete in Graded?
>>571777692sex
>>571776981https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5YVG-Bnse4g_ghsyGf3iudbJYou're right
If you used VBourbon, you didn't win.If you used SMaru, you didn't win.If you used Seiun Sky, you didn't win.If you used Daiwa Scarlet, you didn't win.& if you used XOguri I don't even need to say it you ALREADY know
>>571777692cute cathorse
>>571777764Cursed lobby
>lucky pacekek
>>5717776471.55 with natural accel
>>571777764oh wait it hides ALL THE nameshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4yVeMAPOFwFDHePYyo6ljWod
uhh based?
Uh ohhhhh. You can't get sent to group C in round 1 right>?
>>571777784>not listedworks for me
>>571777925Only if you click share anonymously
Sorry vftranny, this is a SOVL CM
>>571777764What could Witgod have done better here? From what I'm seeing he just got unlucky.>>571777925Okay, Nezumi*
>>571777992yeah well I wanted to hide my name, not witgod'sdont pipebomb me please
sm0rt berry
>>571777752>>571777807
>>571777925>>571777764>1194 speed on a Seiun Sky with 17 power sparks and a Shinko WindyWhat the actual fuck
>>571778004now that their god is dead, are vfcorders redeemable?
>Witgod still playing during MANT>VFtranny quitReally makes me think
>>571778110>dont pipebomb me please680079148518, since you asked nicely
Can you retards fuck off with your dogshit dominator umas, it's imnpossible for my late aces to hit 5 and 6
>>571778110I also doxxed myself itt
>>571778207>>VFtranny quitI thought he won last cm
>>571778162That's easy to do since he has Kita too
DEIO!
>>571778280No, he ragequitted MANT after losing
>>571778280He didn't win any MANT CM at all after boasting that MANT is his favorite scenario
Smaru with xoguri tech is actually not a gaslight.
>>571777962the fuck is group c
>>571778162Oh yeah? Check this out
>>571778280He missed out on too many crowns he started norwooding
>>571777961Oh, so KFC shouldn't be a problem too
Neicha always comes in clutch whenever xog fumbles like a RETARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_WiqGc4GAStego cute.
Does pace ever get good other than Xoguri?This game has the worst balancing in any competitive scene Ive ever seen, doubly so if you consider this is like the 4th launch after the other servers so devs had plenty of time and data to rework things
>>571778280>>571778382>>571778415He won and is grinding JP CM now
people who bitched for months about mant survived mantpeople who praised mant for months quit in the middle of it
That worked. My hybrid Grass that I trained just earlier is actually carrying my ass
>>571778610next cm is for pacechuds
>>571778424My Smaru wins a good amount but my VBobo is dead in the water most of the time
>>571778438It's the same place where Riko, Aoi, and their Umas are
>>571778415My friend also did the same thing (praise mant and win nothing) and is barely playing anymore, really makes you think.
Was ready to start heavily doomposting after the first 2 races
>>571778424>Festive Smaru>same deck as he used in this videoI respect this guy for sticking to his guns. Hakuraku racedata says his Smaru got unlucky with Festive proc so someone else needs to encounter him with his Smaru actually proccing Festive.
sex
>>571778780My friend with always full meta team outright just quit MANT since he can't win even with meta
>>571778880yes yes ai sex oyakodon yadayadathis is boring
>>571778610>Does pace ever get good other than Xoguri?People say pace becomes turbo meta (and not just in Sprints where over half of the roster cannot run them) in the future. Brian in particular has an alt that makes her giga meta for Longs
longslop... home...
>>571778801even got some wins against hogs
Sold my Sovl to the Hog
This is the slowest day 1 ive ever seen wtf
>>571779068briangawdscan you post your dia I'm curious
When can I stop pretending to like uma?
>>571778162Witgawd is a high roll degen
>>571779068Dia is Xoguri's natural predator
>>571779194after you get them pregnant
Medium CMs are so boring, if you fail your wit checks on Xoguri you're cooked most of the time. Only saving grace is that MBP/Pump are both really good on this track as a backup/boost on End Xoguri. I can't wait for the Sprint CM honestly
My Takarazuka Kinen winners team isn't doing so bad.I'm going to be destroyed in Group A
>>571778865Wish I had put festive on my Vbobo since I ended up buying 2 whites on her anyways
I want Fuji Kiseki to come back to me. Since I kissed her forehead in my office, Fuji Kiseki has ignored my texts, my calls. She hasn't ignored training, though. When it comes time to train, she is there, acting as if nothing happened. Yet there is still a distance, despite the closeness. It is like we're standing on two opposite ends of a great canyon. Others have noticed. The bright, smiling Umamusume Fuji Kiseki, so distant from her trainer? What did her trainer do? Nothing I could say to the rumormongers would stop the rumor mill. So I just try to continue my work, continue to train her, hoping one day she'll talk to me again. Or even just go back to ambushing me, as she used to do. I didn't realize how dark my life was without Fuji Kiseki actively in it. At least this will be useful for her training. +2 hints to Cloudy Days.I don't want to run my CMs.
>>571779178Here you goHer biggest issue is having enough umas in front of her to actually hit 6th. Thinking about throwing a random Bourbon in as a front just to fill up the slots in front
>1st day>3 wins>2 wins>1 win
>>571779347If it wasn't triple 7s don't bother
notice to my clubmates
PuppyChan
>>571778971An you're a fag what's new
>>571779434In our club it's the opposite, you'll get kicked if you have any variant of Spe in your Veteran Umamusume
>>571779431Nyes I got a triple 7 hint from Fuku
all my matches are filled with frontniggersI just want my Shichi to get her first CM
Post'em.This felt like a round 2 day, plenty of Xmas Oguris, debuffers and interesting comps. Not a single end XOgurin though, that's the one uma I fear the most...
>>571779502retard
>>571779425Better to just run dominator or another real ace, you can't control the lobby comp anyways. My biggest problem is my aces are too fast and go into 4th or 3rd in slow lobbies
>>571779779I mean I am running a dominator third, but then I run into shit like this and I just go ?????
>>571779719not this time
>>571779857Hope I can roll Hishiama eventually
>>571779857i think i follow that guy
>>571780004HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
>>571779720I grinded my ass off for Teio and Doto only for my single attempt hybrid doms to give me the wins
>>571780004Finally, a mare that respects my personal space.
>>571779885Yep, exactly what happens to me - I had a late Rudolf get lucky late in one lobby when I'm running two ends (including End Xoguri cancer). Lobbies have been weird in Round 1
fucking hate hog CMs because of the leveled playing field. Let me mog the casuls with my buhi powers god damn it
>Witgod doesn't use Hog despite knowing she's ultra meta and despite him having one prepared for this CMBased. My goat.
>>571780225debuffers is what is bringing buhiis down, if debuffs were banned the shiniest deck would win
>>571778162I still don't get how the fuck he plays MANT so differently
>>571780225Funny part is MANT is the most F2P friendly scenario we'll have, after this it's much harder
>>571780283Why would Suzuka ride a bike. She runs faster than any bike.
>>571780283Two meta fronts and a Dom is not morally better
So why are fronts so much better this CM compared to CM12?
>>571780438What do you mean, just race and train on turns you aren't racing and don't rest
>0/5!!!!!!!!!!!>3/5>4/5>4/5way to give me a heart attack, girls
>League of Heroes dropping tomorrow out of nowhereb-bros... where is my sloptuber guide... when do I make aces? >>571780514Angling works.
>everyone and their mother using double dominatorFucking gay ass cm
>>571780225average Long CM enjoyer
>>571780514CM12 was a super consistent Xoguri track, and the final corner made NSM very strong for pace. This time they bunch up a lot less on the final corner
>>571780526>don't restThat's what I can't do
Why are we so slow
>>571780567post deck and umanko
>>571780514u=ma2 doesn't work, not even related to fronts itself
>>5717807246 AM in Manila.
>>571780686You either use 1 20TP potion and hit wit or use other items to hit another training
>>571780724busy losing cm races
>Told my trainee I love watching her run and that it'll he a shame our contract ends in a year>She gets quiet and makes a weird face.I feel like I said something wrong. Can any of my fellow Torena-san help me out here?
>>571780541Your outfits can't hide what you are
>>571780845i like most original outfits better than alternates
>>571780830No matter what happens, don't follow your trainee when she leads you into a secluded area.
>>571780724I'm going back to bed after testing out the 'best hours' for CM>4-4-3-2It was a lie
>>571779720i got spooked by smaru rolling for taiki and sold my soul to the frontrunners for this cm. Even this absolute cope dogwater obuhi fat is winning enough to get me to A
>>571780724Uma world cup
>>571780561>isrealhttps://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=852&p=4aieeeee
Fuck all hogs
>>571780541
>>571780752She's not doing so wellhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Y8yNnLi9qWW9zdc169s6kPZxdon't laugh at the Unyielding Spirit misclick
Fucking Oguri cheaters.
>>571780830put another locker on your door, on the windows toobuy one of those safety whistle
>1/5it's gonna be one of those cms isn't it
>>571781081Denying them a win feels better than winningCan't wait to watch at hoguri failures in B group in the second round
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE IMAGES
>>571781296why is natie wearing my girlfriend's clothes
>>571780561>>571781080My team? 7 frontrunners
I think Nice Nature would be more popular with a trendy hairstyle and a more upbeat personality.
>>571780561That's not LOH, that's the pokemon mode
>>571781430elaborate?!
>win arima by many lengths>lose the following g2Palmer is a weird horse
>>571780498Festive Smaru is an experimental build and he's running Deboofer Rabbit Suzuka. Seiun is A tier.
>>571781156Oh I remember seeing you post about that misclickShame..
Hog game Hog life oguri_smile.jpg
>>571781505Beat uma, steal your opponent's uma
>>571780561That's the umadex event
>>571781430finallty my rocky helmet daiwa is meta
rice_spread_umanko.jpeg
>>571781515that G2 fuck up many fronts for some reason. I always try to run the g3 one if the rival is there instead because of this inconsistency>>571781574do you start with an uma you've already made then
cumming_inside_loves_while_kissing.png
>>571781529Festive S.Maru is one of the wildest ideas, crazy how nobody ever mentioned it before witgod.
please bake, I want to mald about cm
>Trainee cooks for me>Cleans for me>Wakes me up in the morning so I don't sleep in>somehow has my spare keysMan it feels nice having a trainee this passionate about racing!
>>571781716>>571781716>>571781716dozo
>>571781505You start with one uma, some NPCs and starting points. Every time you beat a rival you get points and unlock the right to buy their umas, with higher ranked ones costing more points. You can swap your active uma between races, and you also get a permanent team buff just for recruiting an uma once (like Silence Suzuka giving +15 spd) which stays even if you remove her later. It's not necessary to register everyone get all the rewards though
>>571781505you start with 5 mobs and every time you win a race you can use points to scout an uma from the team you beat. each time you win a race with a new uma on your team it adds a stat buff to your team during races. in the end everyone will have copies of the highest rank umas on the server.
>>571782460>>571782537 ok I think I get it thank you!! sounds fun
>>571782589you should probably keep a balanced team because the race types change. It's better to have a solid sprint and dirt runner just in case, otherwise you'll have to keep swapping your active uma to adapt to those races
