# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>571425948
Sex. With Nemlei.
>>571782690NOT ALLOWED
FIRST FOR THE TRUE THREAD
>baked at page 7aww man, i was going to bake with this one insteadi guess i should do it next time...
>>571782795wut?
>>571782817Early baking is bad unless it's an OP I like in which case it's good
>>571782795FUUUUCKKK
If I summoned ??? with Ashley in tow, how many souls would it cost to get a kiss from his lovely assistant and would she do it?
No homo but Nina's dad is really hot
>>571783093>no homo>says some gay shit
The thread was promised to me 3 Episodes and 1 sibling sex ago.
>>571783093Future cult leader who WILL avenge Nina
>>571783093>>571783294Would Julia still call him Mr. Mason even though she's an adult?
>>571783294Mom the /calg/arian is spouting schizo headcanon again!!
>>571783896The guy also aged, why wouldn't she still call her Mr...?
what does toxisoda taste like
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need to be anally corrected!
>>571783896You always refer to your elders/superiors as Mr./Mrs.>>571783941They called me a madman...
>>571784112Like what nail polish smells like
>>571784112paint thinner
>>571784069>>571784446I'd love it if either Burial or Decay Part 2 has the 2 of them interacting and having a quiet moment where they bond over missing Nina.
>>571784884That's sad. I hope the guy and Nina's mom are doing okay now.
https://x.com/amam_722/status/2069794319335370944
>>571782528The Graves would totally be at home in a Russian panelák
>>571787502If you insist
>mfw I haven't seen my sister all day
>>571791636>happy about this
>>571791636Go see her and hug her and tell her you missed her RIGHT NOW
>>571792315What would make it even better is if my mother and father also weren't home>>571792317She's at work and I'm about to go to bed
>>571793061You wait for your sister and then give her a kiss on the forehead when she gets home you bitch
>>571783176There's nothing gay about acknowledging male beauty.
>>571784112Noelle's piss
>>571793289There's no impulse to say "no homo" in plain acknowledgement of male beauty as a man, you just say "bro's majestic fr fr ong" and the message is conveyed.
July status?
>>571793993Bussyful
>>571794143I look forward to July 14 (International Julia Day)
>>571794636>on a TuesdayFucking grim. I might have to wait to celebrate it until the weekend
>>571795054Fitting. Blandest day of the week, blandest girl.
>>571797670fat bitch needs the stairmaster fr
>>571797869incorrect.
According to the first census, there has been at least one Venezuelan present in /calg/. Hope they're not buried under the rubble because the images coming from there right now are nasty.
>>571793993my birthday is on the 2nd
>>571782528
>>571799723>love sisterSimple as.
>>571799723>love sisterInstructions unclear.
>>571799723>retarded little foot machineas any good sister is
>>571799723>loving hussiesSimple as.
>>571799723>ashley sextrue
the general just hasn't been the same without them...
https://x.com/art_makuda/status/2061672767548957070
>>571800145You just need to grab her ass and sneak into her bed at night. But when she overtly asks if you love her you have to ignore the question. And make sure you start going out with someone else too, that'll really show your sister that you love her!
>>571801357Extremely based.
>>571807012Sisters should be slightly insecure about your relationship so they think they're dating up.
>>571804275Cool
>>571799723>fucked without roleA traumatizing experience for S&M obsessed freaks
>>571799723>census call eyesSo it IS a glowie operation after all.
>>571807370>Sisters should be slightly insecure about your relationship so they think they're dating up.Please note this is horrible advice.
I'm still genuinely curious about that anon who claimed to be in Antarctica from a few threads back. I really want to believe, we must have reach in every corner of the globe.
>>571808629If he's not joshing, he's probably a researcher of some kind.
>>571809070I wish I were online for the "submit your own questions" thing for the census, I'm pretty curious about how many people here have important careers.
>>571808353Sorry bud but I've spent my life studying the relationship analysis of men who have never had girlfriends. I think they know better than you.
>>571809412I've seen at least one geneticist here, a statistician (or it's the geneticist moonlighting), a couple of lawyers, (former) US military, an attempted lawyer, and a jew.
>>571809780I've seen people talk about this tactic when it comes to salvaging a failing relationship, and it's good advice insofar as it might encourage your partner to start putting in something resembling effort, but what it fails to encapsulate is that it's a cynical manipulation in order to salvage what is in actuality a relationship that probably should have ended a long time ago, and isn't actually "fixing" the problem of one or both parties being awful.
>>571809782>an attempted lawyer, and a jewSo an attempted lawyer and an actual lawyer?
>>571810070I find there's really a much larger gap than people realize between talmudic pilpul and actual legalism, which often get conflated. Please note I'm not saying that all jews do the former. Law and legalism are longstanding traditions of the foundational empires of the world, but its practice generally involves good-faith interpretation of the laws based on their intent rather than quibbling over minutiae and mere technicalities.
>>571809782It really is like that one hentai said, this place really is full of brilliant sisterfucker minds.Hopefully I graduate and we can add engineer to that list, although knowing the field there's probably plenty here already.
>>571810654It's a bit self-fellating to say "ackshually our general has tons of smarty-pants" but genuinely I've seen a lot of really compelling stuff here from people who *clearly* know their shit. Like I watched a man explain in real time his scenario for close sibling inbreeding over successive generations and precisely at what point it could be concerning, all because he was arguing with some guy because he failed to include certain details because he just figured everyone knew everyone had 1.32 flumpillion alleles in the human genome.
>>571810932I doubt we're special in the realm of generals. Even though this site hasn't been a "secret cool kids club" since before I was born it still feels like there's a skew towards well educated/smart people. That's still pretty masturbatory and sounds like the shit you see on reddit, and of course there's still idiots, but there's gotta be something about the anonymity that attracts a certain kind of person who actually does know their shit like you say.
>>571811594Anonymity, for better and for worse, allows your post to (theoretically) be evaluated by its own merits. It's not hard to see why a person with credentials and an unorthodox opinion/fact would want to present it anonymously instead of in a place where its visibility can be limited for its unorthodoxy, and/or where it can inflict permanent reputational harm.
>>571810654Graduated a couple weeks ago, still looking
>>571811872After awhile you'll start to notice patterns about certain users anyway. The grammar they use, the images they post, how deranged they are, etc. Also, filenames
>>571812387I think people severely overestimate their pattern recognition abilities, for the most part.
>>571812352Good luck with the search anon, it seems pretty rough. What discipline specifically if you don't mind me asking?>>571812387>>571812487We need forensic text analysis in lieu of poster IDs. Jokes aside would be kinda cool to see if it's possible to actually tell people apart with those techniques.
>>571812487Call it opp-y or gay or whatever, but for this reason alone I'll intentionally change up the way I post, or what I write. To avoid coming off as too recognizable. There's an old saying:>familiarity breeds contentThus... yeah.
>>571812836People pick me apart pretty easily, but I also don't change how I post to avoid being recognized because it would make posting feel like a chore.
>>571812842contempt*
sisters should be a lil' squishy
guys I got the best joke for /calg/ ever:I’m saying the nigger word
>>571814593Based
>>571799723>cute sisters game
>>571814593KICK THAT NIGGER HUS OFF THE PLANE
>>571799723>always nigga>god upgrade>let hot fatThe fartcloud speaks
>>571799723>let hot fat>>571797670
>>571815178The problem with having a thing for fat chicks is that they have developed an ego from it. No, you still have to be a cuddly sweetheart, you're not pretty: I just have a problem.Sisters solve this
>>571783093Gays of /calg/ (calgays?): What's the next level after twink and twunk?
>>571799723>years moar lmao
>>571816142Ambush.
>>571782528>>571787325By Nem, we will build the great /calg/arian commieblock
>>571799723>nina coffin artYes, we need more of this, please and thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5u3DpXNUg4
Only 5 more days until the devlog
July devlog watch party
What would be the most appropriate beer to serve at a Coffin party? Schwartzbeir?
>>571819756Karhu.
They're putting sister particles in the water supply
>>571822475would sex up ashley and leyley
>>571819756>beerBoth of them would hate it.
Ashley and Andrew sitting in a tree...
i think there should be an ending where julia gives the graves siblings exactly what they deservedeath by 1000 cuts
>>571826209I don't think Julia can count to 1000
>>571826257She could if it was manually done with crack rocks on an abacus.
>>571782528># Nemlei's previous games:what's the objective ranking in terms of degeneracy for these?
>>571824960Staahhhppp...
>>571823393If Andrew doesn't care for beer, what has he been drinking in Shots and Such? I bet it's cheap gin. When I want a bottle of cheap gin, I reach for Fleischmann's. And yes, it is the same company that makes yeast.
>>571819756>>571829267Degenerate drink drinkers... Washlahi liquor just tastes bad.
>>571829267Wine or brandy (made out of grapes).
>>571829038Candy Scabs is the most shocking one but not for any sexual reasons, it's probably Nemlei's most desexed game ever.
>>571829124F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
Kiss the flustered sis
>>571803471He didn't get to sister heaven
>>571831559>sister heavenSeven... six seven...
This has been a really good month for /calg/. I half expected the end of this general itself after yet another month without a devlog, but there's been some serious activity this June, even more than May. It speaks to the indomitable perseverance of the sibling spirit and, yes, unquestionably encapsulates the current ethos.
>>571834029
My sister said I am a quirked up white boy. We're all gonna make it, bros.
>>571834276I was not very proud...
>>571816507
>>571836121>a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair,>who also conveys a slightly erotic presenceWe're ALL going to make it bros
>>571836132Why not!?
>>571836210Women will imagine a whole scenario with a character long dead being alive just to make up a non-canonical ship. Females seem to strive for faggotry.
Babe wake up new shooter with a Coffin related Steam profile dropped
>>571836576>Este perfil es privado.beyond parody
>>571836576>TCOAAL player/fanThese are entirely separate things
>>571836210Based
>>571836576No Dutch indie animation to take the hit this time..
>>571816454We would be so happy crammed together in such a cramped space
>>571782528How fat can she get?
>>571843110fuckoff
I'll choose her over and over forever
>>571837792I can't look at this Nina without thinking of Lectryn now, welp
>>571841870Ashbob !!!!!!! Ashbob and. Squandy xD
>>571843110We can get fatter
>>571843834I love tardposting.
>>571838729This episode is titled "/calg/ reenacts the deboonked Stanford prison experiment"Now who wants to be a warden?
>>571846126I want, but I would truly rape Ashley if I had the chance. Probably murder Andrew and ditch his body in a cistern, then have my way with Ashley.Its either that or I would truly offer her food in exchange of letting me use her holes.
