Kangaroo Wife Edition>NewsNew video contest: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=273966>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t (embed)Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk (embed)Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S (embed)Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4 (embed)Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96 (embed)>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL (embed)Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq (embed)>Previous Thread>>571458993
>>571795136Woah sis, love the team fabulous 2 OP! Old gal like ya paying homage to the kino of the ol days yonder, that's pretty darn epic. Thanks as always for being online 247 to make the OPs!Just be sure to not forget to add your Team Fortress 2 themed steam group to the OP, hell kitty would expect you too! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>571795136Lmao kangaroo wife >>571795205True!!
>>571795205bro you literally have no life you had that shit pre-cached
>>571795263pfff, dont be a sour puss it's actually really funny and requires a lot of brain power and nuance to enjoy.
>>571795331he's here 24/7, what do you expect
>>571795389I expect him to at least take a break every now and then
>>571795480nah he literally lives here, just look at how he's still samefagging and melting down about team kino 2
>>571795205best ritual post in this thread, bar non
>>571795205could have been a better op with the grease monkey joke!
Did Zesty win yet?
>>571795641an advertisement he only posts if he doesn't like the thread isn't a ritual post
>>571795136I was expecting a plapcake OP >>571740496
>>571795136total kangaroo wife victory
>>571795746That would be liable to get report spammed by the schizo, better to keep him seething about Team Fabulous 2 for another year
>>571795641meant for >>571795682
mvm updetto status?
>>571795746looks like we gotta make up for it in the thread then
>>571796050coming right after I finish cumming in zhao (never)
>>571795758Trvke
>>571796050plap>>571796082WOWplap
>>571796082>>571796249baby making sex with ivy and kanga
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
I did it bros...
>>571795758this, all the ladies are saying it!
>>571795205Trvke
>>571795205>pedo has a literal bot to post his pedophelia in a nanosecondalso >avatarfagging
>>571797332plap with gold
>>571797332plap with goldplap
Join kogasa,tf for some funUS east cost server btw
>>571797978already in, put some payload on
>>571797570You.
>>571797978post some plapcakes and I might
>>571797332goldplap hours
>>571798340>>571797332Plapamenia runnin' wild brother!
>>571797876Just depends on their mood, but that plus maybe an advertising should get him for a bit
>>571798340plap
plap plap plap
>>571798679giwtwm
>everyone I don't like is the same person
>>571799398all me btw
>>571799467need to impregnate fempyro
>>571799467need to plap
>>571799467she huddah on my phlog 'til I mmmph
>>571798945Just use the button.
MvM update tomorrow, right?
>>571799992once I'm done plapping shupos
>>571799992mayhaps
>>571795205LMFAO
>>571800538plap
The prize pool for the UFR TF2 video contest is up to $1000 for each winnerWill that be enough to incentivise people to make some good shit
>>571796050could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th with a second part arriving right before Halloween
>>571800937idk but I'm about to make some babies with the twins
why is this retard just samefagging his post?
>>571801241whenever people start ignoring him he gets desperate and starts samefagging
>>571801197>>571801337>exactly 90 secondsyou're literally not even trying anymore
>>571801748>anymorehe never was
samefag schizo hours
>>571802195Trve.
>>571802195>>571802476baby making sex with lucy
just start posting gore and kids it'll get you banned faster
>>571795136I haven't played TF2 in over a decade, but this video lives in my head rent free and I rewatch it sometimes.
>>571803071based and same
>>571803616I meant the rewatch part I still play itunlike the schizo having a melty right now
>>571778395i'm super curious what media you enjoy now, viva
>>571803468God
get to the gore already I'm bored
how many n words on kart?
it's good to know that team fabulous is yet another thing that triggers this schizo
>>571804825That's yet another reason it's based as fuck
>>571804901exactly
team fabulous has nothing to do with tf2, its gmod but tf-shitters act like it is, SAD!
can we restart the thread?
can we post more plapcakes?
glad to know the pigturd isn't allowed but the rest of this faggot's spam isjesus christ mods
>>571805437perhaps
>>571805437do you think we'll get new aussies?Like, they have to give us new rewards if they expect people to play MvM, right?
>>571805698>>571805752sex
>>571805437That's what the thread really needs.
:)
>>571805845>>571805920baby making sex with lana and marine
GREASE MONKEY
>>571806047Yeah?
>>571805964But why
>>571806173sonic girls are literally built for human cock baby making sex and marriage with amy by the way
>>571806250>sonic girls are literally built for human cock
>>571806250Well I can’t argue against that
>>571806380baby making sex with honey too
>>571806196>>571806050>>571805897>>571805773>>571805479>>571805305what if team fabulous 2 is good and you aren’t.
TF2 crossing over into a Sonic game means it’s relevant to this thread btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPV_3jkEpqI
>>571806598Actually true, Heavy has met Sonic>>571806654based
>>571806598creaming the rabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNWUXr7nFc
there it is
>sharteen pedophile hates team kinobulous 2to be expected from a degenerate freak.
>>571805698plap>>571805752plap>>571805845plap>>571806173plap>>571806380plap>571806598plap
>>571806925my thought exactly. 45 minutes this time?
>>571806978Seems he bought 4chan pass just to spam his catchphrase because he hates Team Fabulous 2
team fabulous 2 is good. i also like "engineer likes trains" and heavy is dead, and many more
>>571806978I love that the janny isn't filing for a ban and just leaving the rest of the spam up (not)
>>571807120nah child killer, you are the pedophile from browsing the sóybooru and for seething about team kinobulous 2, and you are seething so much you bought a 4chan pass kekarooooooo
>>571807254i'm of the opinion that our schizo deletes his own files after posting them so they can't be triggered in the system but he still gets to shit up the thread with them
what is this guy talking about
>>571807380yeah actually that was too fast for them to notice you're probably right
Team Fabulous 2 > Demofloyd
>>571807454Games have gone too far
>>571807627trvke>>571807526brimstone
>can't even write the actual wordpathetic nigger
Team Fabulous 2. Whatever happened there.
Team Fabulous 2 won. Demofloyd lost. Sharty lost.
>>571807919What happened is it became a beloved family classic for 14 years which triggers schizos
I would legit not be shocked at this point if Viva and Floyd are the same person
>go to send trade offer>have to log in on browser>have to verify login on steam mobile app>for some reason ive been logged out of the steam mobile app>try to log in>please verify your login using the authenticatorWho designed this shit
>>571808348nah, you are projecting demofloyd, team fabulous 2 won
ahem. team fabulous 2 is good
>>571808524
>>571808582Team fabulous 2 is PigGem.
>>571808524trve
Teach me about TF2 culture. Why is everyone such a retard?
>>571808524Team Fabulous 2 is TF2 indeed
finally, god
>>571809085mods = gods
>>571797332unf gotta throw my fuck into her
>>571809085He’s gonna try to claim he isn’t all the bad posters still after this is the funniest part, Team Fabulous 2 won.
>>571808910
(voice) heavy: what was that, sandvich? team fabulous 2 is good? GOOD IDEA
>>571808524hell yeah it is
>>571809567egg making sex with meowscarada
>>571808524team fabulous 2 broke him
>>571809719nigga breaks at everythingthank God he didn't post his pedofolder
"Heavy and Scout think they are birds" is the best video. It doesn't overstay it's welcome like the longer videos do.
>>571458993 >previous thread lost over 50 posts when he got banned in this oneWas this part of your master plan dr pavel?
Just as a photorecord for latecomers. It took an hour to cleanhttps://files.catbox.moe/h2ekhi.png
well the moment has passed, back to plapping
>>571810590plap
>>571810590Bad art. Post good art.
>>571810590Good art. Post moar art.
>>571810905Okay
>>571811208plap
>>571811208Finish him.
>>571811641Laughably simple mouth. They weren't even trying.
>>571812064bro if you're gonna criticize every piece then post your own art
>>571810590>>571811208>>571811641baby making sex with zhanna, ms pauling, and fempyro
>>571812134"Those who can't do, teach." - Sun Tzu
>>571812339you haven't taught anything
>>571812339"Complain not about the plapcakes, lest ye post your own plapcakes" - Sun Tzu
Did Sun Tzu even exist as a single guy
Sun Tzu says that tits are wonderful
>>571812493>>571812685Both of these quotes are historically accurate
"I never said any of that." - Sun Tzu
"Yes I did" - Sun Tzu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>571813192
>>571812759>>571811641Imagine Miss Pauling's nylon feet
>>571813192damn, this late in the thread, we need the rest of the thread niggas to fix the schizo's shit
>>571813630How do you even perma fix his shit considering how physically insane he is.
>>571795136this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>571813981I don’t think range is enough, device block too
>>571813998dumbass
>>571804123stfu
*overheals everyone in the thread*
Live and team fabulous 2
>>571818561Thanks doc
>the voting queue is no longer on the front page of the workshop and is now hidden behind a menu
>>571796050intro is better than the full desu
>>571810590>>571811208>>571811641sexo
>>571795136Reply to this post if you did the needful to get rid of all the spam earlier, just curious as to a headcount.Also, let this serve as a lesson that you must be vigilant, and gatekeep your online spaces if you want them to be halfway decent.I'm proud of you, /tf2g/.
>two threads, both below the bump limitWhat happens now?
>>571822712They always are.
>>571796082ivy plap>>571797332golshi plapi think this might be the perfect goldship image>>571798679>>571799467>>571800538fempyro plap
>>571821393I'm glad to see justice get served but I also know that he'll just ban evade and then start throwing a temper tantrum by spam-reporting every single poster he doesn't like. Best course of action is just to ignore him.
>>571824137Maybe, maybe not. With any luck, he'll get hardware banned eventually.
>>571821393After not playing for a year and a half I'm disappointed to see that matchmaking has the exact same issues that deterred me from playing in the first place. I think the game is still enjoyable but when you limit to a maximum of like 1 hour a day.
>>571803792You can check the archives. I'm sure it's all there. My top films, series and albums. I'd post them now, but that's not very Team Fortress 2 related now, is it? My favorite class is the Pyro. And Medic
>>571803792>>571825393This pendejo's favorite movie is literally WALL-E lmao absolute goyslop.
>>571826065that open shirt is a paizuri invitation
>>571826274I think those thighs are a invitation to use them as pillows cuz I'm eepy
>>571826698well you can't go eepy until I finish with her tits so just wait a bit
>>571826778everyone gets their own personalized prinz eugen, don't make it weird anon
>>571827331well how come all I got was an oppailivia then
Can some god please post their collection of Olivias drawn by the same anon? Please i beg you
>>571829625he's a nigga from /v/ - /vg/https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3Aesao303%20olivia_mann/1https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3Aesao303/1
What's a terrible map that you unironically enjoy playing on? For me, it's pl_venice. The layout is completely awful and nonsensical but it does make for a rather relaxing time when you're on the attack.
>>571830850I enjoy pl_upward
>>571830756Thank you anon, I kneel
>>571830850Wutville is a literal masterpieceOdyssey is okay even though it's based on an Overwatch mapI also think Turbine can be fun
3 NIGASON CART
>>571832343k o n ntinue
>>571749219>>571760303Why is there even drama about people opening up more servers? It's common sense that tf2 got raped not only with casual but also comp-lite balancing. The existence of more and more vanilla like servers is good, the problem is the that goycattle has no idea of their existence so you don't get any REAL drama where some fag sees loli sprays and goes to cry about it aomewhere, dropping the name of the server which is free advertising lmao. If you're THAT desperate to fill uo your server, I recommend you go use spectator mode exploit in casual to advertise it with an ip there.>>571826065Hey fuck off, WALL•E is kino and sovl.
the drama comes from the people creating and running the server(s)also walle-e is a fine movie, but claiming it as being your favorite film as a grown-ass adult, while also non-ironically claiming that you've got elevated taste that's better than those around you, will obviously lead to people clowning on you for being a lolcow
>>571833608not as good as cars
>>571795205Viewing this thread you'd think this is the actual OP post
>>571834486
>>571834553maybe if I were a newfag who could't tell when someone was samefagging
>>571830850Junction and wutville
>>571834927the entire thread is that.
It's been 2 years
>>571834304Don't care, I'm a grown up ass man and I will keep telling everyone it's my fav, fuck everyone who disagrees with me.>>571834486Well, Cars was from that time of age when Pixar wasn't raped into being shit. I understand why you like it more, it got nice vibe.
>>571797876Why do you want to get rid of the best post in the thread?
>>571835797dont get me wrong, i like wall-e but i there is a reat array of disney moies i like, my fav has to be tarzan
Reading all the deleted posts in this and the last thread. What the fuck happened.
>>571834304people clown on viva more for his gore obsession, not the child movie
>>571836728can't talk bad about team fabulous 2, it'll upset the ladies
Engineerhttps://x.com/potsatou/status/2045531891353473145
>>571836852I wouldn't say it's an obsession. Just a morbid curiosity throughout life. I've purchased more WALL•E related media than I have gore stuff. That being said, I'd like to get my hands on a dvd collection of Traces Of Death>>571836857Freedom of speech, brother. We're allowed to have differing opinions. It's not sacrilege to call Team Fabulous 2 horrid dumpster juice tier comedy. Gmod comedy is silly, but the aforementioned video isn't even worthy of a chuckle
>sleep>thread got spammed and wiped from shit posts while I was asleep>woke upWhat a day. I'll do my part.
>>571837632are you gonna watch TS5 or nah?
>>571837858I've been meaning to, but I'm always exhausted after work these days. I thought 3 was the perfect ending to the franchise. 4 was a cash grab that didn't need to happen. I have the same feelings about 5, but I gotta see it before I can claim it as dogshit
>>571836728this guy >>571836857 had a complete meltdown and spammed the thread until he got banned, now he's evading
>>571838159? I'm not the anon who got attacked for not liking team fabulous, i love kitty you tard
as if
>>571837632I think it was ok for when it came out, it just really didn't age as well as i recall. I may have simply grown up, it's weird seeing such "popularity" about it here out of nowhere. Feels artificial
>>571838338meds
https://youtu.be/ztDUffbNtFA
>>571838426It's simply a classic that exemplifies early tf2 cultural soul. Not everyone is going to bring it up out of the blue, the same way people don't typically bring up classic films or books out of the blue
>>571837632Nah man, Team Fabulous 2 is kino and iconic. Wall-E is my fav movie and I'm a gurofag but I'm still gonna disagree on you on this. It got edgy jokes, it didn't age in my opinion, the only thing which is retarded in there is the shitty fursona OC.
>>571837632>Just a morbid curiosity throughout lifeobsession*no sane person watches that shit all day, nor has a innate curiosity to see snuff decaptation videos, maybe that's normal for a brown beaner like you, I guess.
>>571821393reporting for duty
>>571838426Oh the people here are weird. I wish it were artificial, but they're genuine NEET nutcases who get off to underage girls drawn with huge titties and asses. Real sick shit. I'm no saint myself. I do dabble in watching gore content, but I don't have terabytes of degenerate shit saved to my hard drives like these freaks do with their weird smutNow if only there was a lurking normie Heavy main around here so we can be friends and I can pop Kritz on him and annihilate Casual servers with>>571840283All day? I work full time. I'm a manager at a grocery store. It's inventory week. I don't think you understand how employment works lol
>>571841081how is your twitch channel doing
vid related. viva is a midwit who thinks he's sophisticatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztvT-vPsGYw
>>571839321This post makes no sense given the context.
>>571841298most tf2g posts don't
>>571838426A lot of people find it distasteful to shit on Kitty0706 after he passed away, I'll never understand why this gordo frijole has to let everyone know how much he dislikes Team Fabulous.>>571840283I can explain the psychology, it has to do with narcissism. Viva can't empathize with a person suffering so he just finds it amusing, he could never see himself in a LiveLeak video because he's obviously a well-respected king with a stable life.
>571841442holy babble, somehow keeps making viva likeable/normal comparatively.
>but I don't have terabytes of degenerate shit saved to my hard drives like these freaks do with their weird smut
Playing TF2 in Europe got me feeling like I'm actually in the New Mexican deserthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zgn61MQmqs
Niggas watching youtube shorts
>>571841214No clue. I haven't been on my PC in months
>>571842170i think i'd feel they have a point about viva if they didnt somehow come off as equally or in some cases even gayer than viva
>porn is bad>but snuff cartel videos goodthis guy gets more and more brown by the day
>>571842446no theyre both bad, theyre both equally awful for the brain.
>>571842593how is that remotely trueboth were at one point in history commonly experienced by warriors
>>571842694nice simplification, but no
>>571842780I'll wait.
>>571842593They aren't even close, especially considering what type of gore we're talking about
>>571842841>>571842937>short form bursts of dopamine have been experienced by coworkers on both endsyou guys are slaves, enough with the cope
>>571843074warrriors* regardless, you guys are both o
>>571843074discuss or leave Do the objective or stop wasting my time
>>571843318concession accepted, continue to waste your life and then think you're no different from viva and his degeneracy.
team fortress 2?
>>571843436Girls here get touchy if you talk badly about their favorite pass time like clockwork
TF2 is awful for the brain.
>>571844029no shit?>>571844145It, like many things are addictive; unfortunately i don't doubt some people here have a problem managing their impulses.
many are plapping cakes
>>571842593Yes, the normal human function of attraction and ejaculation is definitely equal to enjoying watching people get murdered
If you had to pick only one(1) of the five(5) core gamemodes to keep, which one would you choose and why? The other four get permanently removedFor me it's 5CP because I used to be a compnigger and even though I play other modes it will always be THE mode for me
>attractionTo fictional, yet canonically underage, characters? And you're admitting to getting off on this? Get a girlfriend or something instead, holy moly. You guys attempt to clown me for being fat and brown, yet I've managed to still be in a relationship with the same woman for 2.5 years. I don't get off to gore, nor do I necessarily enjoy it. But hey, enjoy telling your waifu that you love them. Maybe they'll come to life someday and say it to you and the 30,000 people in the world who have the same waifu as you do>>571846278Payload, my beloved. The greatest game mode of them all. The others can get permanently deleted because I never queue up for them. Simple as. Of the few that I have played, I hate how quick the rounds are. One Harvest round ends, and the top score for the round is 15? That's awful. I love when a hard fought Payload round ends, and I see I've scored 70+ points. That's a feel good moment right there. The cherry on top of a good win
>>571846278A/D
>>571846278idk which one i would keep but i know which one i would remove: capture the flag just so 2fort friendlytroons fuck off
>>571846278Remember rd_asteroid?
>>571846826>Being mad about muh friendlies in the big ol' 2026th Year of Our LordThe only troon here is you
>>571846947yet note how none of the responses say they want to keep capture the flag. thats because people are aware consciously or subconsciously that it is the troon mode and 2fort is the troon mode's troon map
>>571846278I'd keep payload because it has the high points from every other gamemode
>>5718472812fort is fine, the issue is snipers make it insufferable.
snipers aren't really a huge problem on 2fort, contrary to popular belief. the problem lies in there being practically no resources within each base, so attackers cannot refill their health or ammo while traversing through the gauntlet that is the entire enemy's base. this also makes engineer much stronger defensively, since his team is now reliant on his dispensers, unless they're camping the medium packs in the sewers or intel basement. this makes the only two viable options of actually completing the objective either >A. rush the intel as scout before the enemy team can set up defenses, and don't even bother trying to fight anyone>B. pull a medic out of your ass and push through the entire enemy team unassisted, because your team refuses to leave your baseneither of which are actually very fun, unless you're a tryhard (biologically incapable of experiencing joy) or queued with friends (the source of fun being your friends, not actually playing the objective).
>>571845774Yeah, irl; not posting cave drawings and jerking off to other people doing the act that furthers your bloodline silly.
>>571849237I could join literally any 2fort map and it's going to guaranteed have 14 snipers on the battlements.
>>571849237>>571849237I don't think 2fort is very good with regards to Sniper because it doesn't leave a lot of space for flanking and getting behind the enemy snipers. The battlements are too easy to camp
>>571849474go take some screenshots of these 14 snipers on the battlements then, i'll wait>>571849793that's less a sniper issue and more a map design issue, considering only one flank route exists, and it's longer than the main path
>>571850625
way to go outing yourselves as jumplets tf2g......
>>571850906I can complete jump_academy, the problem is that a Sniper can just walk for literally half a second and be back in the resupply area.
>>571851323so keep him trapped in the spawn room you aren't a shitter right?
OH MY GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH VIPES AND I HAVE SO MANY STORIES LET ME SHARETHEM1. he got caught jerking his shit under the lunch table 2/3 times on separate occasions2. He would throw a tantrum whenever a girl wanted to play a guy for our literature class during the plays3. he had to leave school because nobody liked him and he ended up being homeschooled for all of his highschool life.4. he admitted to me he fucked the family dog because he was curiousif anyone wants any more stories this is only like half of them
NeoDement...
>>571850865that's not your screenshot, concession accepted
>>571821393Helped delete him yeah, still its absurd some “people” buy the pass
>>571853720NTA, but that was my screenshot. He stole it from me.
When FemboyMedicGayming calls Spy! we listen
>>571843925plap caketress 2
>>571854639post some femboy plapcakes. the thread desperately needs it
>>571843925PLAP
>>571853376fake and gay
>>571855984more like true and gay
>>571854732The thread needs more plapcakes of all kinds.
>>571856893be the change you want to see
What this thread REALLY needs is a can of fresh radiation mixed with tasty fruit. Z+3 bonkers!
>>571864693the bonk! pipeline
any tf2 player that started playing after 2020 can’t frag… all they know is 2fort, farm their stranges, taunt, be friendly, eat mustard cupcakes & larp
>>571867831That's why all my bros drink Crit-a-Cola
>>571835797uh oh viva forgot to put his trip onso much for never posting without it lmao
>>571868161>"casual is fine!!!!">only plays 2fart, cuckbowl, or fagward where the queue insta pops
Borneo isn't hated enough.
I hope we get new War Paints, it's been too long since a good selection was added>>571799992cakes to plap
Borneo is fine up until the last point, where it becomes completely defensible by a couple coughing babies, no matter how much manpower blu throws at it
>>571832343there she is,https://imgchest.com/p/ej7m5boanyd
>>571872792I hope the warpaint storage server catches fires and they're all lost.
>>571875491whoa-nata
>>571875491One of the best deliveries so far.
>>571875491>kat cheekspatrician taste>my requestthank you!!
>>571875491These are fantastic, the tits in the mirror one are my favorite kind of tits
>>571821393Here here
>>571875895the kat cheeks are that shitty quality cause i stayed up 22 hours hosting the drawpile for the rest of the artists on /vg/, i was to sleepy to actually doodle it somewhat decent, sorry mayne. but im glad youre happy with your request
>>571878860anon i'm happy for any kat cheeks at allpatrician taste is a compliment; the patricians were roman citizens of high class, versus the plebeians or plebs who were of lower classget some rest vro, you earned it
what are kat cheeks
i'll tell you when you're older
ok i'm older now
>>571870349I never post without it. I use Clover, so it's there in a perma name field in my settings. Plus, I've never seen Cars before. I don't know what the vibe is. I can't be bothered to care because Larry The Cable Guy has go away heat with me>>571872792It's been overdone to death. I say no more War Paints. Hell, no more dogshit hats from holiday crates either
>>571867831would plap
>>571879787Team Fabulous 2 is good.
>>571879345i promise i'll make better ones to actually earn patrician status :)
>>571879787clover? Didn't that shit stop working years ago?
>>571875491Original teen 'livia requester here, thank you for delivering, I did not expect a bonus paizuri too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA9ZZdG_O0U
>>571881715too busy making the steamy shit machine 2 with underperforming hardware coming 2029
Weapon rebalancing would be much bigger and more game-changing than a stupid Heavy update. There's already enough weapons in the game.
Redditors would call the Heavy update "disappointing" if it didn't deliver the Anti-Aircraft Cannon and Fat Scout. Because apparently they don't want to play Heavy, they want Soldier and Scout. Never listen to TF2 fans.
>>571883223https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b8/Medic_negativevocalization05.wavhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4c/Medic_negativevocalization07.wav
>>571875491>both kyo and oppaiawesomeI didn't even realize that was teen 'livia until that other anon pointed out, nice work
>>571883526Did Valve really promise the Heavy update? I remember they clearly stated that "it's not gonna be both"
One more thing. MVM update cancelled
Phoneyland two weeks after being added be like:
We still haven't found out who botted the mobster, have we?
>>571881715Chudly needs to chill tf out. Valve is working their ass off on this update, that's why its taking so long. Its going to launch alongside the reprint of Raising the Bar, the portal 2 artbook, the heavy update, CS2 Danger Zone, and Half Life 3.
What if pyro could use two secondaries instead of a primary and a secondary?
>>571881071thanks to the anon below your post who suggested it
>>571881071Thank you. The resut of your request made my day
>>571880434i am grateful and excited for any and all spartan or odst booty you may or may not make in the future as long as the helmets always stay on
>>571884102considering everyone clearly remembers them saying the heavy update would come at a later date, and only you remember them saying "it's not gonna be both" im gonna go with... what everyone else remembers
>>571889029valve gaslighting the whole internet and taking down wayback archives so there's no proof of it and tf2 players are too retarded to press the print screen key on their keyboard to take a screenshot
>>571887296Oh yeah, guess that anon had good timing. Both came out great >>571887550Glad I could help in some way
>>571884872>abandoned park refurbished to store spytech and secret rocketsit was so easy for them to do that, but the art passer couldn't help but make it rollercoaster tycoon themed
>>571889383this but unironicallythey've definitely edited past blogposts before
>>571875491konata supremacy
>>571889794they said that the heavy update would be a part 2 since the meat vs match voting only decided which class would get fixed and get their update first
evil medic be like: *underheals you*
>>571884102>>571889029>>571889383https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675 Behold! The mysterious PRT SC button on my keyboard, WORKING! Also holy shit MyM merch!>>571889794>update-sized update
>>571890935>might>likelyso they didn't promise anything
>>571890935>>571891226Yeah they covered their ass with this one
>>571890720this>>571890935why does update sized update sound familiar>>571891226>>571891412they're clearly directly implying they're both getting an update. they're not even indirectly saying only one will, they're practically winking and nudging you saying they're both getting one. valve just went full lazy and forgot and will point at this and say "uh we never PROMISED"like this is exactly like when your parent says if you're good this year you might get an xbox for christmas, and then you study and get good grades and save up for like 50% of the cost of the xbox all year, and then christmas rolls around but you don't get an xbox despite bringing it up once a month and how you'll happily front 50% of the dough because "haha it was just a maybe" and then your parents wonder why you stop trying
TF2 fans in 2030 be like:>Did they even promise the MvM update was coming? I remember they said they never had a release date
>>571892940>why does update sized update sound familiarWhen they announced the summer 2023 update, the blog post said it was going to be an update-sized update, and to expect hats, taunts, new maps and "who knows what else!"People were getting hyped because they thought it might be a major update, but they quickly edited the blog post and changed those to "holiday-sized update" and "other community-contributed fixes for the game!" respectively
Can we remind Valve to add a strange dragon's fury and eureka effect already? Way bigger deal than another strange shotgun.
>>571892940>like this is exactly like when your parent says if you're good this year you might get an xbox for christmas, and then you study and get good grades and save up for like 50% of the cost of the xbox all year, and then christmas rolls around but you don't get an xbox despite bringing it up once a month and how you'll happily front 50% of the dough because "haha it was just a maybe" and then your parents wonder why you stop tryingThis is oddly specific, I'm sorry you never got your xbox anon
>>571893525that rings a bell>>5718946372008 was a sad year
>>571875491tight shit as always, dudeif i may throw out a request, i'd like to see a smug pregnant oppailivia showing off her goods
>>571875491>https://imgchest.com/p/ej7m5boanydholy heck that Blaze
>>571895407baby making sex with oppailivia, as it were
>>571875491can i request a oppailivia rimjob?
>>571894296sorry, valve isn't interested in making hundreds of thousands when they could make billions>no strange kritzkrieg or gunslinger re-release>no metal crafting sink to stimulate the economy>no new stranges>no new aussies
>>571905608Man, tell me about it. I keep browsing sites looking for some weapon skins or stranges I like but there's fuck-all.
>>571907265
>>571907265it's not so much hate as recognizing that it barely fits the gamealso being able to stickycamp red's 1st spawn and then stickyjump straight to red's 2nd spawn to spawncamp it as soon as blu caps is clownshitalso payload ending in a control point instead of a simple capture is an annoying trend that seems to be becoming more common, like on citadelit completely eliminates sneaky backcaps
Back ScratcherBack ScatterWe need to improve weapon name recognition
Alright goodfellas, hear me outMobstuh...announcer. Guaranteed to get added
Why is it so impossible for them to find good voice actors? Seriously. I've heard better performances in dozens if not hundreds of smut animations.
>>571907265this post is ASS
>>571907265People here are tards that are too shit to learn new maps because it fucks with their muscle memory.
>>571908091It's the same handful of people that are friends with the Emporium trying to cash in on maps without actually working on said map and to put "Did voice work for Valve's Team Fortress 2" in their CV#JusticeForTheAdministrator
>>571829625>>571875491paizuri and baby making sex with oppailivia>>571830850>>571831747>>571833608>>571836521>>571841442>>571843925>>571907265baby making sex with hex maniac, lappland, eve, queen la, hanekawa, hilda, and ankha
mvm update never ever
>>571909145not the case at all, new maps such as odyssey are incredibly simplistic
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>Valve can't deliver an MvM update made by the community>20th anniversary next yearThere's no way they're gonna do something lol, MAYBE a blog post and that's being hopeful
>>571907867I think it's Mobstover. The main gimmicky Low Profile map is pushing secret agent OCs instead. Praying that shit doesn't get in, even Phoneyland looks better.
>>571910567this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
do i gotta do everything around here
>>571853376OH MY GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH DREW AND METABOLIC, I HAVE SOME STORIES> Metabolic and Drew could often be spotted hiding behind a tree during recess, giving each other blowjobs. They thought we didn't know because we never acknowledged it, but we knew and thought they were both fags> Metabolic came to show and tell once with a pair of his under 12 year old sisters underwear which he wore on his face like a superhero> Drew killed the family puppy when he tried to stick his dick in it's dog cunt> After gym class one day, Drew and Metabolic started sword fighting with their dicks in the group showers and Drew accidentally ejaculated on Metabolic's thigh during the "fight"> They both used to brag that they would grow up to be cool and have lots of friends and money but we all knew they would grow up to be a couple of dumb cunts who would engage in illegal activities against other people
>>571913243I believe all of this
>>571846562I found your girlfriends Facebook and sent her a dm telling her you've been looking at hand drawn child porn on 4chan
>>571913546? nigga
>>571907265>>571910567Reminder that the schizo genuinely sits here /all day/ spamming reports and filling out captchas on every single post he doesn't like, and he does it /for free/And all his work is invalidated by one click on the archive, lol
>>571913952why does he do that? why can't he leave you alone?
>>571914102Because he has no life and he thinks he owns our general for some reason, but also that he can break 15 rules with every post but somehow be the arbiter of what's breaking the rules
>>571914601dude I was being sarcastic what are you on about
>>571913952It's genuinely sad
>>571913952He's trying to subconsciously connect the idea that posting pictures of a cartoon girl is equivalent to posting gay porn and dead children (stuff he's post). It's really weird.
>>571915225?????????????????????
>>571913952I wish some boards got more attention than here for cleaning
Soooooooooo where's the summer update?
Not sure if I posted this thought already but I feel like if Pyroland was mandatory on all new community-submitted maps it would help filter out a lot of the low-effort slop
>>571915923right here gay boi
>>571913243lol wtf? We need this in the next emporium vid holy shit, tf2 is insane
yeet
>>571916172sex with fiery fempyro
>>571916031Imagine a pyroland sweep on all the previous community maps, and how the total filesize of the game would be affected kek
>>571916385Gyess they'd have to nuke some shitter maps like Venice, too bad so sad!
>>571915758The attention is so fucking arbitrary too, like they got upset over anon's post earlier during the schizo meltdown simply saying he hit the report limit and deleted it 8 hours later, but they leave this schizo's bullshit like his steam group spam up
I imagine instinctive shooting with a bow in real life is actually easier than effectively using the huntsman in TF2
>>571919589I would think drawing the string is hard if you are a gamer boy with no muscles.
>>571909412>eveThat's M-O but as a loli>>571846562Fuck off fag, tf2 is for losers who jerk off to drawings. Normalfags need to leave my game. You normal people already have like 50 other multiplayer shooters which appeal to you, leave my now niche raped game alone.
>>571919589As long as you aren’t aiming straight up you should hit something, the arrow won’t float away into the sunset… right?
>>571830756>>571831680keep in mind you need an account to be able to view nsfw/loli on there
>>571921860my bad I thought from the colors it was eve
You burning to death and running away from meAnd me being pyroName a more iconic duo
>>571924625I've got a more iconic duo right here:Me being pyroAnd you burning to death and running away from me
>unironic therapy talk on gobstoppertopia with randomsAre we FR RN chatarinos?
I have literally never had a good back-and-forth on pub Viaduct, it's ALWAYS a complete 3 minute blowout and it's almost always because of Mini sentriesHow can this map be improved for pubs?
>>571927205Direct hit
>>571927236I don't want to play Soldier every god damn time man
>>571927205Aren't there like 7 different modded version of the map that people play on? There's one where they added a hallway between both sides so engie nests are way less obnoxious.
>>571927363Loch n Load
>>571927414That's not the one that's in official Casual unfortunately. I completely forgot that version existed, would love to play it
>>571927602I WANT TO PLAY SCOUT OR DEMOKNIGHT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ASSIGNED MINI SENTRY DUTY
>>571927719Scout kills this nigga in like 2 shots
>>571927915Everyone can kill a Mini Sentry in a vacuum dumbass it's the space control it provides to its team that is the issuePost yourself topscoring on Viaduct as Scout if the enemy has even just one Gunslinger engie
footfags pls go
>>571928078easily nigga
I genuinely would have given up on this game if not for the detonator and dragon's fury. Holy fuck they are so satisfying to use, and the fact that people doubt the DF just makes me want to use it even more to spite them.
>>571928078Everybody fucking leaves, this is the only match I got. Had a heavy with natascha and 2 engies but they all left when they start losing. Got autobalanced when everyone left and had to hold for 2:30min on red.
>>571795136Just lay your pants down and walk away.
>>571797978Let's joinalso koggy has new guns nowhttps://kogasa.tf/weapons
>>571931032cute.. i like that you used hikari
>>571931864What's the setting to not have the giant ERROR models again? I don't know why I didn't download whatever
the medic that got banned earlier is a furry avatarfag from /wowg/ btw
>>571934203Typical medic gameplay
>>571934203niggas really cyberstaking cuz they got needled
>>571931864Can I vent about being a wizard and how I'm owed trans TF2 GF with cute feet on the open mic?
>>571931864
>Discordant artstyle that doesn't look like it belongs in TF2>Nighttime when vast majority of TF2 maps are set during the day>Lots of environmental transitions(beach, town, warehouse, boardwalk, carnival) which is usually a hallmark of being a clusterfuckYet Pier is really fun to play and most people seem to like it. How did it pull that off?
>>571936919pier is almost 20 years old at this point asking that is like asking why people like mirage in because its just a dust 2 knockoff with a different artstyle or something
>>571916385It wouldn't be affected that badly, given pyroland is controlled by a text file that sets up swaps from textures to other textures. I'm sure there's lot of shit in the game files that would need Pyroland textures added to them, but nothing would need to be done to the maps themselves other than likely testing to make sure things don't look like shit under Pyrovision.Let's not forget there's also Romevision and Spookyvision, the former only being used for MvM robots getting Roman themed cosmetics, and the latter being....not used? I have no clue what the deal with Spookyvision is. There may also be a 4th vision I'm forgetting.
>>571937451Mannvision.
we wanted to go back to the original art style of tf2 so we gave pyro a magic grim reaper scythe
>>571937557It turns everyone into a man, so just Pyro, the Administrator, and Ms Pauling
~
>>571937410>pier is almost 20 years old
>>571937410All the gayload maps from that era are fucking ass. Only the current gen and vaporware ones have interesting things going on.
Med not having the crusader crossbow in TFC is a deal breaker. You turn a 100 IQ class with decent expression into heavy tier helpless, dumb and dependent without it. The fucked up thing is he's still obvious the most important class in the game. So you make the most important class a walking vegetable? Fuck off.
>>571940819i'm guessing he's referring to when it was just a community map and not in the official lineup
>>571821393>Reply to this post if you did the needful to get rid of all the spam earlier, just curious as to a headcount.Too much work, I'm not a Hiki anymore.I prefer to simply attach ecchi pics to my posts whenever I feel like it since I know the schizotard is going to waste his whole day here cleaning instead of doing anything productive.>>571913952>And all his work is invalidated by one click on the archive, lolAll his """"work"""" is invalidated by me existing.
>>571944143based as fuck
>>571910329Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>571947665>>571911898
>>571947665Your paste has a spelling error. Embarrassing.
>>571948745No it doesn't.
>>571909145Source for this ankha????
>>571947665Lmao ur first samefagging post got deleted by mods.
>>571951837What samefagging? You mean the samefagging retard who spams reports on everything he doesn't like?
>>571907867Ain't happening. The mobstuh's parents have already forgotten about him. Only anon remembers.
>>571909145They should at least try the map properly before calling it slop.
>>571953943holy fucking baby making sex with ankha
Who the fuck is buying Strange Flare Guns for almost a hundred bucks?
>>571954408Money launderers
>>571954408that's a sign someone's account got hacked. if the account has some steam balance on it, they simply transfer it onto some other dummy account where they later on buy keys or sell the account entirely
>>571931864chaser
>>571931864>new gunsThis is a surefire way to get me to NOT join
>>571912857you could've juggled the medic when he popped uber instead of letting him run into your team with his pyro
Is casual matchmaking down for anyone else? Havent found a game in over 15min, and I only queue popular shit like upward and dustbowl
>>571963650it's happening mvm and summer update tonight to make zesty look like a wrong little bitch
>>571963650>>571963820ah, there it is, cool, wish I didnt waste 30min doomscrolling and just booted up another game instead, but oh well
>>571963650Third time this month. Are we ready?
>FridaySo I'm guessing the update isn't this week
>>571944143>>571944643basado sister!
We don't sign our posts here
>>571963650Stop fucking playing on casual and start joining only community servers. You are a part of the problem, you goycattle.
Are the item servers down for anyone else?
>tf2 community servers in 2026https://youtu.be/H37Go1wJHHk
>>571971102I wouldn't know. I'm at work
>>571971229Just admit that you're a newfag and I will post all the IPs to servers which are good. You don't need to out yourself as a retard who only joins Skial servers.
>>571972495so why didn't you include them in the first place?
>>571969353>>571944143>>571944643
>be Scout>roam around pl_upward>wield stock Scattergun because I expect to flank some chumps>turn corner>mini-sentry starts shooting my ass>turn and completely whiff the first buckshot, land the second and third to kill it>I'm already below half health and too close to their spawn>become paranoid and whip out pistol and corner peek like a mad man so I can swap>no more mini-sentriesDo people just swap to Engi drop ONE fucking mini-sentry to fuck with enemy team now?
>>571969670Enlighten me then, what are some good community-servers for pl_upward, barnblitz, swiftwater, and badwater?Because last time I looked in the server browser, there was nothing but vodkarunes, or Uncle Dane The Molester Main servers
>>571974713why are you cornerpeeking with the pistol instead of the scattergun if you're expecting to run into mini-sentries?
>>571975016I don't trust the spread, I don't trust my aim. Plus there's no guarantee I won't get distracted by some other player while Sentry is present, so I thought poking them from far would pull them closer to me and some pre-damage would enough for me to swap and finish it with one scattergun shot with that spread.
>hottest week of the year>still getting shitass winter cosmetic drops>summer update (probably) isn't going to be this weekaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>571974960>upward1 server (1000 uncles, not vanilla tf2)>barnblitz0 servers>swiftwater0 servers>badwatera 24/7 server that had 3 players on it, out of 16(?)another 24/7 server with 48 max players, 4 real players, 44 botswell, uh... play on 2fort instead
>>571975373if you don't trust your aim then you're better off using the scattergun. the idea you have about engaging with the pistol first and then swapping to the scattergun has merit, though you should really spam the mini down with the pistol from outside its range, assuming there's nobody nearby. even then, you should tap it with the pistol once every 1.25 seconds so your accuracy resets.the pocket pistol or winger would be better for this anyhow.
People's attitude to the game changed. In the past the mere act of playing the game was inherently fun, but nowadays every match as an atmosphere of "I'm leaving if this isn't balanced"
>>571975531A spring update could solve this. Just think of all the awesome easter cosmetics we could get!
>>571975684If you check corners, you can tap three shots onto it before it locks (or deal serious damage, you only need half second for that) then next peek out you'd be guaranteed to finish it with one scatter shot.Maybe I am overthinking but Engineer can plop down a mini-sentry looking at a wall and when you enter a room, it won't start firing until you are far away from any kind of cover. I expected the worst.>WingerWorth a try.
>>571972913If no one is interested, I'm not gonna put the effort into sorting these.>>571974960>what are some good community servers for [specific map]Those don't exist anymore.
so you cann't list any how disappointing
>>571975620>>571978510Well then, whoever of you is the guy who I responded to, if at all: How am I part of any problem, and why should should I be joining any community servers, when its all just Danetrannyshit and 2fort idlefests?Mindboggling post
>>571983668Because you are a goycattle who plays on casual. Lol
>>571984075Fair, guess I'll go watch some football and eat snacks instead.
We are all gonna play on Phoneyland, right?
>>571984874No
>>571984874I need sex with lulunot playing phoneyland though
>>571984874of course I'll be playing on kinoland
>>571975887it's almost like there was something that changed with the game that made Matches verY unbalanced and More unfun
>>571976914that depends on how far away it isalso you should be able to hear sentry beeping, that wall trick only works on deaf people>>571978510uh im a shitter or bad at the game or whatever you wanted to hearnow post the list of good community servers
>>571984874>you cannot ride the roller coasterWhat even is the point of this map?
>>571984874No, more “death threats” that the creator made up with his alts please
>>571984874Sure, I'll spam it with slurs and make everyone cry.
>>571984874if only to make it unplayable>shortstop, crit a cola, and wrap assassin>black box, conch, katana>phlog, scorch shot, powerjack>loch, stickies, skullcutter>natasha, dalokahs bar, fists of steel>frontier justice, pistol, minisentry / shotgun, wrangler, jag>vaccinator>diamondback, kunai, dead ringer
>>571984874Only if the Mobster is invited
>>571989781actually, FaN instead of the shortstop, loose cannon instead of the loch, and I completely forgot sniper existed:>sydney sleeper, jarate, bushwhacka
I'm probably gonna play Rollercoaster Tycoon instead of Phoneyland
Why is /tf2g/ a tranny porn addict cesspit now? What went so horribly wrong?
>>571992965I tried saving them by inspiring them to go out and get jobs and girlfriends, but they're too far gone now
>does't play the game>doesn't talk about the game>constantly blogposts while being a giant poserVery on-topic.
>>571993568He literally records himself playing the game and has posts talking about it too.
He literally admitted to not playing the game for months. Eat shit, ban evading spammer.
>>571993568He needs the attention, if only he used that energy for losing weight and dropping the gore instead.
>>571994017People here have admitted to not playing the game for years.
>>571992965I think it's the natural evolution of some of the people here, they really have nothing besides eceleb drama, and porn. Out of curiosity I've attempted to play on the tf2g servers (konata, kogasa) they're genuinely dogshit at the game too. Truly just undisciplined and lost shitters.>>571993167understand, despite you being objectively correct; the people here are visually repulsed by you as you in some way remind them of themselves.
>>571992965>>571995665>>571993167massive trvkes which upset the troonies here well done victory is now yours
+izzat
sisters...we keep losing...floydGOD is too strong for us!
>>571963168im sure to keep that in mind next time im playing trolldier
>>571997031Why do they keep losing?
He's so perfect bros
>>571795205BasedFuck furries and fuck sickos
if you ever feel useless, just remember that there are strange filters for Vs Saxton Hale maps
>>571997374my bad i assumed you had a good loadout
>>571984874no, why would I play that shit
>>571992965Our young generation is clearly lost man clearly lost
>me watching the team fortress 2 movie in 2040 and then there's a scene with scout and sniper sitting alone in a tent taking about their past and then sniper puts his hat on scout and then scout begins blushing
>>571998057Don't you like theme parks?
>>571998057because it's a themepark. that's what TF2 needed
>>571998345that's a weird thing to go out of your way to imagine, anon
has it really been three days already?
>>571933880cl_filtermode all
You would think that Sniper would have bad teeth.
>>571998840what are you talking about that's what literally happens in the movie if you don't believe me why don't you build a time machine and see for yourself
>>571998057>>571998663>>571998704finally the good posters
>>571998057>>571998663>>571998704looks like plapcakes are back on the menu
Next thread should have team fabulous 2 as its op
>>572002389Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
Next thread should have plapcakes as its op
actually team fabulous 2 is fun and memorable and a cornerstone of tf2 history
ban evading retard couldn't even wait the third day
>team fabulous 2crass, low-brow, childish>emesis bluekino, tasteful, thought-provoking
(You) just ain't doin' it righthttps://youtu.be/yDpEntpp_7o
>>572003274I'm inclined to agree
>>572003514Nothing you say will ever get me to watch it.
>>572004418>emesis blueEnd of the line*
>>572004994you're a faggot and love the nu-internet if you don't watch it
>>571984874>>571998057>>571998663>>571998704baby making sex with lulu, stocking, butt girl, and elegg
Team Fabulous 2 > Demofloyd.
>>572005746trvke
>>572005148Shup up.
>>572005746
I think about christian brutal sniper a lot
Team Fabulous 2? Team KINObulous 2. Team Fabulous 2 WON.
>>572004994you haven't even watched it but you're willing to have a meltdown and ban evade over it? what an absolute tard
>>572005746generational post
>not in the mood for katy teh penguin of d00m random shits >all no random crits servers are dead at this hourGuess I have to actually go the fuck outside.
>>572010391Be careful, the sky is gonna random crit you
update in two hours
>>572010391Random crits are good.
>>572011059I also heard TESVI was supposed to shadow drop today.
>>572010391You don't like tf2
>>572011059I am so excited!
>>572010391*waddles out of bed*
Demofloyd isn’t tf2, Team Fabulous 2 is.
>>572011240You're right, I like TF2 for all the "wrong" reasons. To me TF2 is just a more accessible version of Quake with a better artstyle and characters, and fun weird loadouts to use. You can keep your gayload, team cuckoldry, chokepoint spam, and random shits.
Valve doesn't give a fuck about TF2, exhibit #1415435
>>572012759I would like freelancer and civilian grade hats too to be fair
>>572012759redditors: sweetie you're acting entitled, why should valve care tf2 skins when cs2 skins make more money? anyways AI companies are LITERALLY consuming all the water in the world because they're so greeeedy
>>572013902you say that like it isn't the case
>>572012759>make a thorough and thought out skin system with its own workbench tool for creators >continue to expand upon it and introduce more features and customization>people like it>lazily and half-assedly try to put this system into TF2 WITHOUT a workbench tool and just repeating textures>NEVER expand upon it or improve it in any way>people hate itHow could this have happened?
>>572017016Valve are retarded and lazy
>>572017270That was a rhetorical question, yeah
>>572011059My sources tell me Eric showed up for work today. It's happening.
we need that autist who was taking o2 samples and analyzing cigarette butt numbers and tracking the types of shoe prints at rockstar HQ to do the same for valve
>>572019812why did they do that at rockstar HQ? sounds like an interesting story
>>572020395To track who used the toilet
>>572012759you made me go and check out the one garbage painted weapon that I have and it made me realize how easy it is to price gouge tf2's "economy"
>>572021048All this to try and create one strange commando tier minigun via trade ups
>>571931032>>571932795nozomi is better
>strange blast blocker>1€>strange juggernaut jacket>9€>strange hurt locher >19€what gives? I do understand blacst blocker since it is from a case, but the older two aren't even from all that rare crates anyways
>>572021312surely the people trying to craft top shelf minigun wouldn't take any chances and would only use gentlemanne's collection weapons instead of trying to substitute for it with normal painted weapons from other collections
>>572024880Unlocked cosmetic crates for specific classes are opened a lot less than all-class version, I think.What bothers me is that a lot of good hats just don't have strange versions even though they should be in the keyless cosmetic crates, like the defiant spartan. Gay ass workshop bs
>>572005746nvke>>571998057>>571998663>>571998704plap
>>572026120this, all the girls say this
>>572025791They’re trying to craft a STRANGE one, which needs the civilian stat tracks applied on CIVILIAN WEAPONS to upgrade into freelance and then blue (I forgot its name) weapons, which is totallt absurd and is killing the markets of 99% of these weapons but thats what the retarded tf2 traders are doing to try and make this damned thing, extinctifying basically anything in that collection for their pipe dream
>>572022893trvke
>>572022893i dunno bout that
>>572028504even more so, surely they wouldn't use non gentlemanne's, non strange weapons for padding the crafting of strange top shelf minigun
>>572020395to determine whether they were going to release a trailer soon (they did)o2 samples was to see how much oxygen was being consumed in the area, which indicated higher numbers of people grouping therecigarette butts indicated stress levelstypes of shoes indicated a higher number of executives making visits, as they wore more expensive shoes
>>572030629uh.. i can see their balls..
>>572030629I can see their butts...
>>572028553>>572030629baby making sex with shupos
>>572019812Sign anon gave some interesting details just from camping outside the buildingiirc the building is shared by a bunch of companies and he could more or less make out who works where based on their clothes, Valve employees wore casual clothing while the other people wore suits
>>572035228That reminds me, we passed the Sign Anon anniversary
>>572035748Rip, and rip its image quality
>>572036007That is the original, open it in a new tab
>>572035748>parkour captchafuuuuck I completely forgot about that lol
>>572035748Jeremy Teufort, our hero...
>>572036104Still looks like a cryptid
>>572036353It theoretically would've worked but I'm glad it didn't come to that in the end>>572036529Don't know what to tell you, that's the original png I made it, before someone stole it and put it on reddit
>>572036705Scary.
>>572036705it was a great idea one of the best ideas maybe but i guess putting someone on janny duty works just as well
>>572036353In retrospect it's pretty funny how people were theorizing what Valve could do since apparently fixing the bot issue was impossible, shounic even made that flowchart covering "every" possible solution concluding that nothing will 100% workAnd then Valve just snaps their fingers and they're gone like that
>>572037329>>572037446At the time, especially from the "treadmill work" comments, people really thought Valve wouldn't spare any manpower to manually ban the bots but in typical unpredictable Valve fashion that's exactly what they did
>>572037907it REALLY didn't need to take years and all the complaining just to get some guy to press a button
>>572038128It didn't, but the truth is Valve really was prepared to do absolutely nothing until a scary asian Scout showed up at their door and spooked the investors
>>572037446>>572037907>>572038128>>572038552What's the moral of the story?
>>572040647nothing ever happens unless it's an embarrassment too big to ignore
>>572040647If you want something to happen, you have to show up at the company's doorstep and be difficult to continue to ignore
>>572041234this meme is wrong because gayben wouldn't dare step off his yacht
>>572041456Okay have an Eric one
Even if the bots are gone, human cheaters are still a menace and most people are too stupid to think you can aimbot with anything but stock Sniper or Heavy.
>>572040647>especially seeing how much the employees genuinely enjoy working thereDamn nigga I'd genuinely enjoy my job too if all I did was tinker with shit with no expectations to have a finished product. >But they do so much work behind the scenes broStarting projects is easy and fun. Finishing and maintaining stuff isn't.Valve is a glorified retirement home for industry vets. Sometimes one of them will release something cool but in general they're just a parasite that sucks up money from people who actually make shit whether that be workshop creators or game developers.The bots weren't even fixed by valve proper but a contractor lol.
>>572042984>most people are too stupid to think you can aimbot with anything but stock Sniper or Heavythis kills methe average iq of the modern gamer took a fat fucking nosedive around 2014, and then another gigantic one 5 years later when the internet was flooded with normalfags on house arrest due to the gook flu
https://x.com/LambdaGen/status/2070568803373584543
>>572044191this is an imageboard
>>572042984post konata ass or tits, feet is for mongoloids
>>572042984Post more feet, ass and tits are for mongoloids
>>572042984Can you post konata butt?
Does anybody have the Booba Pepe eyes pic, but instead of two eyes bulging out, it’s a single one, and he’s a cyclops with one eye in the middle? I need it for reasons, thanks
>>572045520many are saying this >>572046123no one is saying this
Should I buy TF2 during this steam sale?
spy really needs his annoying tranq gun that fucks up your sensitivity and blurs your vision from tfc, and the degree with which it fucks your sensitivity needs to be semi-randomized so that sweats can't make a higher mouse sensitivity keybind that perfectly counteracts the drugged effect. they'd probably still find a way to mod out the blurred vision effect due to a custom HUD loophole like how snipers mod out the sniper scope's tunnel vision, but i can dream...
>>572050325You can't buy TF2 anymore. You would have to buy The Orange Box and if you don't have that yet I don't see why not
>>572050638>how snipers mod out the sniper scope's tunnel visionI recently discovered that you can still do this via custom VPK, but was even more pleased to learn that you can get 2007 style stock weapon cubemaps, old style particles, and either disable war paints or force them to appear factory new only.
>>572050981How to get the Proof of Purchase?
>>572042984More stinky feet please.
>>572050325you should buy the orange box so you get some peak unc games alongside it
>>572051269you buy the orange box for $3.99, which contains the retail version of tf2
Is demo or solider more mobile?Everyone says solider but demo can sticky jump and moves faster
>>572053087demo can stickyjump at most 3 times before he needs to find some healthsoldier with the gunboats can go like, 8 times, and has much more control over his jumps
>>572042984wtf am i even looking at hereshe's putting a piece of tape on her foot while standing over a textbook?
>>572053470idk, it might be a plastic foot scraper? idk why it's over a book though
>>572053904no
>>572053904weird
What is the upside to getting really good at pyro? it seems like no matter what you just get clobbered even the good pyros
>>572053470It's a ruler
>>572051505There's a good thread on /e/ about the topic.>>572053470That's a desk on the left with textbooks inside.
>>572054457You can have a popular youtube channel making combo pyro frag compilations set to Earthbound music
>>572054458>>572054595so it's a ruler with no markings and she's trying to break it?i'm a footfag, i just don't quite get what the artist is trying to depict here
>watch top pyro gamplay>its a guy with a pocket medic just using a shotgun ok so no one even uses the fucking flamethrower
where da updates
>>572054971>アニメでこなたちゃんが定規で連打するシーンがありますね。あくまで彼女の脳内シーンですが、つい『足で踏んでみたらどうなるんだろう』なんて想像しています。こういう遊び方も、面白そうですよね。From the artist's Twitter page. There's a version without the ruler so I think he was just being lazy by skipping the cm markings.
>>572055264anon, i thank you for the research, but i don't read moonrunes
>>572054457-spychecking-combo'ing is fun, albeit less practical than playing a different class-you can shut down most soldiers who don't bring a shotgun (90% of soldiers)-you're a big nuisance, especially on maps with scarce healthpacks, or facing teams with no medic, or on maps with lots of death pits-you somewhat counter vacc medics, in that they're forced to switch away from bullet or explosive resistance to fire resistance if they don't want to burn to death, but that requires their pocket to practically ignore you>>572055130you can safely ignore anyone's advice if they've got a pocket medicthe sad state of affairs is that the shotgun often does more damage than the flamethrower
What should the next OP be?
If Pyro is so bad why is it so hated>>572056032thank you
>>572056887way too early to ask this + get banned again while I fuck your mom
>>572057290Bit mean.
Sent another mail to Valve. I hope update releases soon.>>572056032>>572055130The idea is usually spamming Degreaser and Panic Attack switch ups.Backburner or Phlog would be more preferable if you'd like to deal damage directly from flames and not looking to combo. Without a good secondary, don't expect to deal burst damage with Pyro and only play it as a flank class.I remember years ago, air blast was simply bugged and tapping it while holding down m1 dealt burst damage on high latency. It's patched as far as I know, but you never underestimate the source spaghetti code.
>>572057518Ive been using the backburner and jetpack to flank and its kinda fun but 99% of the time youre lucky to even get a double killit feels like the skill ceiling and fun on pyro is either weapon swapping or non-existent
>>572057175despite being a bad class, it has annoying gimmicks>trying to play spy?pablo.gutierrez.2011 can play powerwash simulator with his flamethrower and effectively fuck up anything you're trying to do by sheer chance. more experienced pyros can equip the homewrecker and babysit their engis to thwart anything you try and do to them. pyro's sheer existence, regardless of skill, counters spy so totally that there isn't a more unbalanced class interaction in the game>trying to play soldier, and there's a pyro main on the other team?they've trained their neurons so thoroughly that they'll reflect any rocket you fire before it even leaves the barrel, regardless of what direction they're facing>trying to push a chokepoint?some dingus can spam scorch shots until he gets phlog crits, hide behind a corner to activate them, then delete your whole teamthe whole design of pyro was to be a low skill floor ambush/flank class that allowed you to get kills even post-mortem by running directly at the enemy while holding down m1. any complexities to the class are inherently built off of that framework of being annoying
How are my classic bros doing this fine weekend?
>>572057836you're better off detonator/scorch shot jumping rather than trying to make the jetpack work for flanking; it's simply too loud, both visually and the audio
>>572058885EX QUEUES MII
>>572057836>backburnerhttps://youtu.be/wrVWe9KVisU?t=248Watch this video here for a minute or so. From 4:08 to 5:00 or something that will give you an idea about flame particles and how broken that weapon is actually.Also as far as I am concerned, flame particles originate from the right side of the nozzle. So if you are right behind someone and Backburner refuses to crit, remember to pull left and put their back right under the nozzle from your point of view.>jetpackI will agree with other anon. I wouldn't use that unless I am sure that enemy team can not respond to an airborne Pyro. Most of the time some Soldier, Sniper or Heavy shoot you down due how predictable you are. Try to ease yourself with Detonator as it grants you some burst mobility.
>>572058770>>572058963>>572060531This general is full of funny, well written and helpful anonsthank you brosbtw im gay and chinese
Oh brother this guy stinks
ok ill never write a nice thing againguess im the asshole for being sincere
>>572062346You can only be sincere in this general about plapcakes
let me guess its a tripfag who posts fem pyro porn
>>572063686That was a joke, you're trying too hard to fit in
give spy a hi-pointafter you empty the mag you can throw the gun for 25 damage
>>572035748I bet he's Asian
>>572067829You don't have to bet, we know he is
i only read posts with plapcakes attached to them
i only plap cakes with fempyros attached to them
>>572071751>>572072868why not both
Night time is Sniper time
>>572073212
>>572072949>>572074415poggers
>>572075015Go back.
>>572075015Stay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFDUDkJ6zZY
>>572030629>>572028553uhhh... which one is the real shupo poster?
>>572076807everyone here is a shupoCHADa shupoBVLL, if you will
>>572077037:) good
>>572077037I am Shupoposter
>>572077037liar, some are fempyro niggas, some are olivia, some are sniper, etc
>>572022893>>572028553shupos are a package deal
Have they fixed the game yet
>>572079602Pyro still exists soNO
>>572079602Fempyro still isn't the default soNO
>>572079602Mobster still not added soNO
Pyro frag video>Player is constantly moving and reacting in unexpected waysHeavy frag video>Man holds down M1 while other man (Medic) also holds down M1How do you justify this Heavy fags?
>>572086498OOOOH KEEP CRYING BABY!
>>572086498As a Medic main, it'd be based to see a Heavy get 8+ kills with a successful Kritz pop and seeing the enemy team cry about it on chat, accusing him of infinite health and Kritz
>>572086498lol this is kinda true and that's why I find it sad when people say "Heavy is fine as he is, he doesn't need more weapons!"
>>572091026Bro you can't be posting little kids like that man.
>>572079590sigh...would this suffice?
>>571950309.net/posts/2713104
>>572072949>>572074415>>572091026>>572097991plap
>>572097991HOLY DOOLEY!!!
>>571937451>I have no clue what the deal with Spookyvision is.is that the one that turns the robots into zombies for wave 666? that's the only thing I can think of.
I just spooked in my pants when i saw bbw fempyro dragon (i'm a straight white male btw)
>>572071751trvke and sameevery tf2 post should have a plapcake attached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWXXYavZFQ0tick tock nerfsniperbros...
>>572106748Buy an ad
>>572106748This will either be the Mother of all TRVKEs or the wettest fart of all farts. I am intrigued.
>>572106748If I wanted to nerf Sniper I would:>add falloff on bodyshots>remove scope charging
>reinstall windows>install tf2>paste in config etc from old installation>game resets to default settings anyway every restart>fempyro preloader stopped working>this is important because the preloader was also a fix for a regular crash I had when switching maps>crash came back>also my carefully curated map selection went kaput toofuck my semen slurping life
>>572104139I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>572108040He doesn't be nerfed.
>>572106748All he needs are tracer rounds to make it easier to spot where one's shooting from (already a thing on 3 of his rifles)
>>572108040scope charging is a positive, not a negativeif anything, they should lean into that aspect more, not lessthe problem isn't that sniper engages from long distances, it's that he has no weakness when doing so because quickscopes are more effective than hardscoping, eliminating his weakness of being forced to tunnel vision, which keeps him immobile and unaware of his surroundings>572108695ESL post, everyone point and laugh
>>572109123Hardscoping is the problem, quickscoping requires you to actually aim instead of waiting for someone to cross over your crosshair so you can guitar hero them. Camping in general is something that shouldn't be encouraged.
>>572106748Already stopped watching when he implied that hatred against sniper weapons is a recent phenomenon in FPS. Only a couple of seconds in and he's already trying to subconsciously implant the idea that it's a trendy/new opinion and therefore illegitimate. This is a textbook example of poisoning the well. Zero interest in watching a full video if you open with this level of dishonesty. All sniper videos rely on dishonesty, I don't know why they bother even making them. It would be more honest to just write "lololol deal with it" because that's what they're all thinking.
>>572097991>aino
Not like we're ever gonna get another balance patch LOL *sobs*
Love coming back to this game but I can always feel how the low tick rate fucks up my muscle memory after I get back from games where it feels like shots register immediately.
>>572109559we fundamentally disagree on the issue then, and that's okI have no problem with a sniper posting up somewhere and hardscoping, because then he opens himself up to spies, and becomes vulnerable to flankers & being counter-sniped by other snipers or flare pyrosthis is good and healthy class design, because that's what you expect from a sniper; he has defined and expected strengths and weaknesses conducive to his rolethe problem imo comes into play when he stops adhering to that and starts quickscoping, because then he suddenly becomes much more aware of his surroundings by not having tunnel vision and is able to be more mobile, which makes it inherently more difficult for spies, flankers, and flare pyros to counter him, since he's always checking his back and he's constantly moving aroundhowever, this trade-off of quickscoping isn't really a trade-off at all, as he's just as effective if not more so than a hardscoper, as he's able to pump out significantly more damage landing consecutive quickscopes on peoplebeing counter-sniped is now the main way to deal with him, which is annoying for everyone to deal with but the sniper himself, who now has the advantage of knowing there's only one real threat to himwhile it does take more technical skill to land quickscopes than to land hardscopes, that's not really relevantgiven enough time (not that long mind you), players will be able to reach that skill ceiling, which was never intended to be as strong as it is and for which the game is not balanced around, to its detrimenttl;dr - quickscoping makes him too oppressive and gets rid of his weakness without dulling his strengths, while camping and hardscoping gives him expected and manageable weaknesses while still being a valuable and viable classas it is, his skill ceiling is too overtuned for what is supposed to be a low-risk high-reward support class
How long does it usually take to get the potato.tf medals?
>>572112394b4nny is the CEO of Sniper hate and even he agrees that quickscoping isn't a problem, the problem is that camping behind 11 teammates leaves little room for counterplay.>I have no problem with a sniper posting up somewhere and hardscoping, because then he opens himself up to spies, and becomes vulnerable to flankers & being counter-sniped by other snipers or flare pyrosTunnelvision only affects the newest Snipers, anyone with more experience can listen for movement or scan their surroundings for flankers.
>>572108695And other things cum inhaling sniper mains from planet retard say
Quickscoping and hardscoping both suck, it doesn't have to be a competition for which is worse and then only focus on that
The MVM update was delayed because they want to ship it alongside the Source 2 port
Razorback is an argument for post term abortion. I don't care if it sucks 90% of the time, the 10% it is an active cockblock to the class that should shit on them religiously is 10% too much. If a sniper is so oppressive that you're willing to do a backstab 1 to 1 exchange in front of a sentry, you should be able to do that full stop instead of needing to deal with 50 other things before shooting him while the ugly faggot with his ugly faggot class gets free reign on your team in the meantime
>>572114925b4nny is not a monument, he's just a guy who mains scout and primarily plays one of the most rigid and unchanging offshoots of the actual gameI would by no stretch of the imagination call him the CEO of sniper hate anyhow>Tunnelvision only affects the newest Snipers, anyone with more experience can listen for movement or scan their surroundings for flankers.the former of which is more preferable to play against than the latter, not even because of skill levelthe more a sniper is forced to hardscope the better, because then he has to experience tunnel vision as an actual weakness that can be exploitedif the sniper wants to be more aware of his surroundings, then the trade-off should be that his rifle's effectiveness at killing people is lessened to compensatethe delay between scoping and being able to headshot should be lengthened to facilitate this, while the charging speed of the rifle should be increased to compensateideally, swapping to and from the rifle should be made slower so that snipers are encouraged to keep it out, and so that they're actually at somewhat of a disadvantage if they get ambushed at close rangethe rifle's ammo should also be cut by something like 40% (maximum) so that he actually has to stop and go get ammo every so oftenthe whole issue with sniper imo is that he's too mechanically "nimble", and should be made clunkier, but without stopping him from being an effective class
>>572050325heck no
Played Classified again for like an hour. It's crazy how much more fun and smooth the basic experience is. Fucking Valve.
Any VennussianRapper sightings?
>ponyshit on the youttube results when searching for TF2>inb4 achtually it is based on your algo-private browsing and fingerprinting disabled and it is one of the latest videos uploaded
>>572120815Stop the presses
>>572112394For Sniper to be balanced, Spy would have to be good, and nobody wants that.I really just wish Pyro was nerfed.
>>572114925>quickscoping isn't a problemit is tho and its something valve tried to address when designing sniper, and its why his rifle even charges up and has a declay before it can headshot, they just didnt expect people to play him for 2000 hours on modern hardware and become a menace, so they didnt go hard enough with their preventative measures
>>572122402You don't need to make spy better for sniper to be balanced, sniper just has to be tweaked. At most, the ambassador needs a buff so that its headshot crits don't have falloff - give that attribute to the diamondback or something.
>>572114925Who cares what comp players think?They think anything outside of Scout, Soldier, Demo and Medic shouldn't be allowed in the game?
>>572122402>>572122637Honestly buffing spy against good players while keeping him reigned on against bad seems good, like no footstep noises or ammo pickup sounds would help a fair amount against good players without making him stronger against bad onesAlso make it to where his decloak noise can't be modified. Every sniper main does it and I refuse to believe otherwise. Additionally, make his cloak noises not have weird properties when flush against walls and shit and just make it a consistent thing. That buffs him against better players without making him stronger against newer ones
>>572120815pony faggots should've been bullied harder and dragged out into the streets and beaten senseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ohk_ByF-hA
in what fucking world does pyro need to be nerfedmaybe get off spy sometime
>>572125489that was likely a shitpost by the resident schizoid
>>572120815ponykino*don't forget, there's multiple ponykino references in the game
>>572120815Horse game
>>572124279trvke
>>572120815Horse general
>game about hot sweaty men fighting in a sand pit>infest the game with your wacko cult and spam it everywheredisgusting why did tf2 get diet scientology inbreds
>>572125915Why must every general have a resident schizo?
>>572074415>>572091026>>572097991baby making sex>>572109559>>572114925paizuri
>>572129181rise in fatherlessness
I think the MvM update will come out very soon
>>572133976I haven't seen my dad in over 14 years.
>>572134774Same but 20.Cancer is a hell of a thing, anons. Tell him you love him while you can
>>572134728I think Elegg needs to get bent over a table
Can't relate. Avatar/Signature use.
>>572134774we know, it explains your garbage attention seeking behavior
>>572134728I think I need to pump babies into Elegg
>>572136409Yeah for posts like >>572134728
>>572134728I think I need to playfully slap every part of Elegg's thickness while plapping her
No, for posts like 572134774 who blatantly avatarfag. Eleggposting is not avatarfagging, which you already know. Trolling outside of /b/.
>>572137203Posting characters who have nothing to do with TF2 is avatarfagging.
>>572134728Source for your claim?
>>572138970my dad works at valve
>>572139139plap
572137424Wrong.
>>572139139who is this semen demon
>>572134728Elegg my beloved
>>572142182modded ffxiv character
>>572142458that explains why I couldn't reverse search it
>>572139954he knows, just ignore him
ZestyIsLive
>>572142936>he's watching a video that's just sucking him offriveting
>>572142936IDon't Care
>>572143029>>572143029>>572143029Z + 4
