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hi
>>571805020bwo... you couldve updated the op to include all the new stuff tomorrow and the bond changes on the 1st...
>>571805020Cumming.
oguri as in agp
post the spechuds
wahey>>571805190true.... but this thread will die when changes happen so I can do that for the next one or you can do that if I won't be around
star what now
Whats the next must pull?
>>571805283tachy/halo anniversary card banner
>>571805119Giant Tamamo...
>>571805115me on the left
>>571805247
So much doomposts. What happened? Good thing Natty thread is here to save the day.
It's a xog or be xogged world... note: getting xogged is optional if you're running 3 FR
front is the most honest running style
looking aheeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd
>the yakuza denied us the existence of Cheval Grand and Rulership double paizuri doujinI'm sofucking sad.
Laisu!
>>571805223No one here feels that for oguri. It's all teio and mcqueen. and curren occasionally.
>>571805278Is this real? Can't they fucking put everything together in a single announcement?
>>571805498I want to punch this thing for looking all evil like she gets me mad like nothing else and I don't know why stop doing that
Remember when Front was useless ?
Deliberately flirting with other umas when Shakur's nearby so she gets angry and possessive and confronts them
oguri plap
>>571805278>USING THE H WORDWHAT THE HECKING HECK!?
>frontslopI le take first place... and then le stay first place>pacechudsoguri cap game>lateGODs and endCHADsexciting racing style where the gambling aspect keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire time
>>571805247the spechud agenda continues
>>571805278What the fuck is a horse?!
>>571805670Remember when fronts were dead after the patch and SMaru was a rugpull
>>571805823>blud tried to sneak ends in alongside lateDEITIES
>>571805731everyone says this
>>571805918who the fucks kazusa
I want Fuji Kiseki to be back to normal with me. The constant avoidance was giving me mood down events. Whatever I did, it must have ruined Fuji's opinion of me. I would find her talking to her "ponies," to anyone who was part of her dorm, and she was as bright as well. Then I appeared, and I saw the dark clouds roll in. I thought things would return to normal when I went to my office and found Fuji Kiseki waiting for me at the desk, wearing her racewear with the front opened further than ever. I expected her to roll the chair out and expect me under the desk. Instead she approached. She said nothing. She pressed her head against my chest, and wrapped her arms around me. Fingers flexing, scratching at the back of my jacket. I felt odd, with my arms slack at my side. I had to do something. I thought to return the hug, settling my arms around her. But damn me. Damn my hand. As if possessed of its own intelligence, fingers traced up her spine. Ran through her hair. And scratched the back of one of her ears. A sharp intake of breath, and then Fuji freed herself from the hug and walked off, leaving my office behind with another word. It left me with -20 energy.
>>571806027on any track where straightaway spurt isn't alive we're all gambling the same way
>>571805278Fuck up how this makes me think of NTR
okay which content creator shilled brian for this CM because NO FUCKING WAY is there suddenly a massive influx of brian oshi gamers
I don't want to use double dom, so i will use the next uma posted instead (within reason and if i have her)
>>571805469>shiraoki-sama denied us the existence of Cheval Grand and Rulership double paizuri irlWhat even is the fucking point anymore?
>>571806224I legit just looked in the uma sim and went like "hmmm okay she HAS to be good" and low and behold...she wasmy sweepy was jobbing but was getting close to victories to getting that tiny little boost from someone insanely strong like brian worked out perfectly
>>571806264Shiraoki-sama has a plan, and it will be even better than just a Cheval Grand+Rulership double paizuri
I thought Red Shift + Determined Descent + Head-On would be enough for non-buhi pacers to gamble for a winI was wrong
have sex with your trainee
>>571806394Do you mean... double paizuri while another Umamusume tongues the balls?
>5>4>1>2RNG please.
Not to jinx anything, but was our last bread actually butter for once?Did all the schizos finally kill themselves?
>>571806394...Does it involve fuku paizuri? Actually, no. I'd be fine with just fuku cuddling and fondling her ears and tail.
>>571805823>I le take first place... and then le stay first placeabsolute kino
>>571806728V is recovering from a surgery
sad I didn't get to use christmas oguri for this track but dirt looks like the perfect answer--her and falco with rickey as double front sounds goodtoo bad I have to wait for gl to get started on that because christmas oguri was actually a lot of fun to build as long as you get corner recovery but yea dirt is gonna be fun
>>571806778What if... hear me out, okay? What if... Fuku love and marriage?
>>571806394>Cheval Grand and Rulership double botezuri
>>571802696Damn that took a while. Not bad, decent amount of effort to make though. Marinade didn't penetrate as far as I thought though.
>>571806838I actually enjoy how many different ways you can build XOguri >Straightaway Recovery in CM8>Pace, Late, End>Stroll as activator for CM18
>>571807037are different styles actually viable I get the higher speed thing but still>straightaway recoverymega rare optimal straights moment......wish we got more books then because I wouldn't mind spending a few at least for triple 7 since that always get used
2/3 in every set today. What a fucking nightmare.
>>571806887Hm.. I'll have to pass on that as I do want to fuck other umas, which would make me a cheater, and Fuku doesn't deserve a partner like that.
>>571807330More Fuku for me, then.
>shake it out says it heals after using skills 3 times>conditions only say activate_count_end_after>=3>a page says it can proc anywhereThe fuck what do I believe in
>>571807237The different styles perform similarly in a vacuum, it's more about what fits your team, or which one is good against the meta. I believe Pace was by far the best in CM8 due to opportunities to get lucky pace.
No transfer request this month?
3 heals + radiant or 4 heals for xog?
>>571807516your page is likely bullshit or missing informationshake it out only activates after you activate 3 skills in late race, earlier don't count
>>571806215it's a horse auction
>>571807531oh ok that makes sensewhat about on a spurt track would end objectively be better there or what
>>571807539I don't get it, the debucchi crying is funny though
>>571807692Radiant is brick.
orenji wife
>>571805278sega arcade game
>>571808084nahhh that's hella hard
>>571808084KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571807781We'll never get a Spurt-able Medium CM, but really I see Spurt as a backup to missing Miracle. Same logic as End XOguri for current CM15 with MPB/Pump. As for the upcoming Arima Kinen CM20, lates get Lose Yourself so I don't see End being optimal there. Might be a toss-up between Pace and Late but I haven't studied the future meta too much.
>>571808084HOLY KINO
Sei-chan is no longer a boy Uma!
>>571808084
>>571808084based satono clan
>>571808084very nice
>>571806215>Teiobro immediate thought: NTRwhy
>>571808084>SegaI think you mean Satono? They're the biggest name in the arcade business
>>571808234oh wow okay interestingall makes sense then probably depends a little on your deck too and what you can borrow
>>571808084This is incredible
>>571808290NOOOOOOOOOOOO TURN HER BACK INTO A CUTE BOYNOT MY SEI-CHAN
>>571808410UGH
SUPER STRONG
>>571808084MAN I wish we got cool games like this
>>571808234>We'll never get a Spurt-able Medium CM
Who wants to go get some food, it'll be
>>571808463Come on, you don't want a boy. You want a woman.
>>571808662holy cute
>>571808657My bad. I didn't scan too far ahead.
>>571808687I always pick bottom in case I get lucky and get perfect practice if I don't have it alreadyIf it fails I stop the career so I win both ways
>>571808714>woman
>>5718080254head
I told my trainee, Satono Diamond, that the Game Gear sucked. She looked disgusted with me. Any advice?
rate day 1 of cm15
>>571808084>Starhorse 4 has a bilateral collaboration with Umamusume: Pretty Derby that includes characters from Umamusume appearing in Starhorse 4[7] and the Grand Masters, one of the most prestigious events available in Starhorse, appearing as an Umamusume Career Mode scenario.[8]FUARK IS THAT WHERE THAT MODE IS FROM?
>>571808084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUscQIfye3Y lolDid they just bring collabo collab to global even we don't have those machine?
>>571808887....you want a wooden coffin or a lead one?
Cafe is hella cute when her forehead is revealed
>>571808545cringe name
>>571808813No one wants a boy.
>>571808813
>>571808918thought I had trash aces until my 3rd run and smoked bitches 8/10
>>571808972I just want advice. Both to get her back to her old self and also to help explain why the Game Boy was better.
>>571808918The pride before the fall
>>571809036>>571809049Boy propaganda
>>571809031...Don't say that...
>>571808967fuark real suzuka ult......
>>571808687Where's the "I love you" option?
>>5718089188/20made it to group A at least
>>571808737I like a lot of the mob umas who are here
>>571809220What, you saying you want to fall asleep next to this?
>>571809301no one love evil Curren.
>>571808918I saw more oguris than my own aces
>>571808918medium, dominator and xog can all suck my dick
>making a sprint parent>2 STA 3 MILE 3 ULT
>>571809510Why is Golshi doing a reverse Michael Jackson reference
>>571809405Onii-chan does
This is only day 1 and I'm already getting mogged, it might be over this time.
>>571809574To aura farm, you have to learn from the best
every lobby has had at least one Xoguri
>>571808396I BLAME THE JAPS AND ALL THEIR NEW R18 ASMR ALMOST ALL BEING NETORARE AND NETORI
>>571810003I blame you for being a cuck
>>571808084I want to fuck that horse
What the fuck should you bring for the event tomorrow, if you don't win you don't get to poach other umas? I'm so confused>>571809984First two tickets were full of jobbers, then my last tries were dominated by them. Gonna be a coin toss, luck is a skill, evade the lazy meta players and win or just die a horrible death.
>>571810102NOT MY FAULT KOKKO KEEPS DOING NTR CONTENT
>>571810284the fucking blush
>>571810284That Suzuka ult got me feeling emotional
>>571810284Suzuka's actually peak kino
>>571808918I fucking FORGOT AHAHAHAHA...I'll do it tomorrow morning, my sleepiness could potentially mess with my winrate
Mackie?!
>>571810284deio stepu!?
wow my dom LS have both won w/ only 600 stam and no recoveries.. still yet to see a front win
The one race that didn't have a single Ai for once was still dupe city. Funny.
>>571810591
>>571810284Teio steppu is so silly in h*rse form
>first race of twinkle star >everyone's mood is great except for Happy Meek Kiryuin...
>>571810731Admire is such a fucking donkey, holy shit
>>571810284lol I want El Condor Pasa's ult in this game
>>571810284I lost it at the deio stebbu :::DDDD
Finally... I trained an uma capable of stopping Xoguri this CM...
Would Sei-chan purposely lose a bet so that she would have to do anything (and she does mean ANYTHING) that the trainer wanted?
>>571810591I can't stop thinking about Mackie's SINFUL swimsuit anytime I see her on screen
>>571811027In a heartbeat
>>571810731gentils dress is really such a waste. Her og outfit is so good, and they went so boring. at least cafes is great
>>571810731Gentildress is so fuckign big
>>571811027Sei-chan...
I fucking hate all of you
Attention! Look at Mejiro Palmer, she is very cute.
>>571811184I thought we were friends...
>>571811184hatefucking all of us?
Yeah, definitely not going to entertain the thought of getting into Group A, but at least I'm in Group B. First ticket was 5 losses, second ticket got me through, third ticket would've technically got me through thought it was also rough, and 4th ticket was also 5 losses. I'm not sure why this Chanmi feels "harder" than usual. But it also doesn't help my goddamn Stego keeps getting hit with mood down. I have not seen a single mood higher than yellow for her all these runs. >>571810835Do not be rude. She cute.
no....
>>571811123Feels more like Donna-hime instead of Donna-wife.
The gap moe…
>>571811458Donna can't be hime
gm
>>571811458idk if theres some keiba reason for it but just imagine a striking red dress.. it couldve been so amazing
>>571811520The donkey ears...
I rather see artwork of funny Umas than horny Umas
the casuals have all left the game in the past 4 weeks. I don't run front runners or kwanzoguri and will usually still get a 14-16/20 winrate on the first round - today I went 7/20 even while having NSM, MPB, pump iron and radiant. Only got into A on my final ticket
>>571811541
>>571811648Is this a joke to you!?
>>571811750Hungry Still
>>571811648
Danchou? Sorry I won't be able to contribute today. My other danchou wants me to grind 1 billion honors for GW today. Please understand.
>>571811194witnessed
>>571811905
>>571808662Dober if she hot
>>571811880>>571811750
horny
She's cute, but I bet she's the least popular member of Team Canopus.
>>571811880>>571812069Sickening...
>>571806432Why'd the artist give dobah demonic eyes
>>571812069
>>571811646The larger the ears, the bigger their libido
>>571812152Neicha > Machitan > Royce > Taabo >>>>>>>>>> Sounds of Earth
10% = 100%
>>571812306ear size collerates to the pent up sexual frustration since that's where it's stored
>>571812306Explain SiL and her little ears then.
Can the JP posters fuck off? The retard posting his Cm results need to fuck off to umajp and the rest need to just fuck off because those uma don't belong here yet.
Still a Cute
>>571805020
Milf ass
>>571812463The last thing I see before my trainees completely slows down from dominator
Fall in love with a boy uma.
>>571812209
>>571812353Non dire coshì......
>>571812405Love doesn’t always equal lust
>>571812589
>>571812353Isn't there a mare you forgot to ask?
>>571812437You're not going to be able to stop an attention whore avatarfag from attention whoring or the gooners who know nothing about the uma they're posting. This general is cooked.
>>571812152Violin uma is the worst ever
Wasted an hour for a 1* wit 1* sprint award
>>571812353Dont say that...
>>571812589Fate has brought me to the orange
>>571813276The orange is a really good choice.
>>571813276>>571813341This is a shit uma if 7
>>571813440Your mom is a shit if 7.
>>571813483You will die tonight if 7
>>5718134407 and Shiraoki-sama strikes you down, 4 and she strikes me down. Anything else and the thread becomes butter on toast
you guys said shake it out was a retarded pick but it has saved me a couple of times when corner recovery decided to whiff
>>571813584RIP
What even is the event tomorrow, and why is happening during CM
>>571813591Only good for late or end because they can hit pump + beyond for the 3 late skills proc, kinda unreliable for pace
I'm so hyped for the last chapter of act 1, I love Spe
Orange love and marriage!
7 and I rape Shiraoki
Orange lard and marriage!
>>571813657This may be the end for me, but promise me you'll never look back
>>571813754Our fuarking heroes...and Kitasan
Brazilian Laisu
>>571813760orange you glad I didn't say banana
ikuno.............dictus
>barcarole into homestretch hastekino..
>Tama-chan just got me into A classFucking midget pulling her weight
>ricefags are AIsloppersOf course the shittiest uma has the shittiest fans
>>571813881>third world ai sloppai don't think you can go any lower
>>571805115bodyga
Danchou stop shitposting on /sp/
>>571813784>4Shiraoki rapes YOU
>>571813885Bananas you say?
>>571814430hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>5718137847 and Shiraoki's gay
>>571810284WAIT A HECKIN MINUTE PAUSE THE VIDEOi just noticed something wrong with Suzuka's animation why IS she running on a dirt path? the horse was a turf racer
Kek
>>571814812stop nooticing toreina
for some reason I want to fuck a frenchie
571813881
>>571814903kek
the chiyonotes have been updated.
>>571814903>in a monthWe only have less than 3 weeks left before The Big Show starts
>>571808084???????? this is an elaborate shitpost
Man I love seeking the pearl speed card for parent runs
wtf is this shit
I'm seething at the bourbons, I beat every other front but never the operation cocoa, it feels like it's pointless to fight it. Why did you guys say she was a dud like xoguri and smaru? I should have pulled
>>571815201haha the JOKE is SEX get it???!??!!? HHHAahahHShhAhha THE JOKE IS SEX IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA MY THIRD WORLD FOLLOWERS WILL DEFINITELY THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVEER BECAUSE THE JOKE IS SEX HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>571815364>vo/da/viIt's just like iDOLM@STER!
>>571814496what is he screaming? something like "I lost it all"?
>>571815364You actually have to think which notes to take unlike MANT you just mindlessly collect essential ones
>>571808084are the racing outfits really supposed to represent their racing numbers?
>>571815415Dober would say this.
i'm tired of pretending that Pearl isn't a sex goddess
>>571815364People are in for a rude awakening when they realize that they'll spend more time making aces than in MANT because of RNG fucking them.Instead of just doing basic energy management you have to do all this shit and it will just get worse as it goes on.
>>571815510lmao no you just press rainbows anon. the hag will fix your notes
El Gorda Pizza
>>571815568nobody cares faggot, I would rather do 5 20 minute runs than 1 mantnone of your doompost will work
>>571815554based
>>571815510>You actually have to thinkthis reminds me of anons thinking they'll have to think about which aoharu team name to pick
>>571815364This looks so stupid
>>571815756If you have Light Hello at LB0 you'll never have to think about the scenario mechanics at all
Chat, what happened here?
>>571815554Literally nobody except absolute contrarians say this.
>>571815881OISSU
>>571815881Read Natties Unquie out loud
>>571815370get a falco and cheese the early race
>>571815720>I'd rather bet on 1:5 odds five times than a 3:5 odds oncePlease learn how to gamble like a professional, anon.
>>571815881>using the generic end of career epithetWhy are you guys so soulless...
>>571815972that's what I'm already doing but bourbon is better, her ult is twice as strong or something
>>571816071I am not going to miss mant no matter how much you beg me to
>>571815524it's the jockey silks aka the owner colors + the numbers
Perfect prep from late surgers in sprint?
So since main story part 1 wraps up tomorrow, main story 2 should begin shortly after, right?
>>571815370>Why did you guys say she was a dud like xoguri and smaru?What fucking game are you playing where Hog is a dud? My winrate would double if Cygooks deleted her.
>>571814496Is that the dude from the Arima Kinen?
>>5718161820.1 higher speed but it doesn't matter, you should be 1st by the time they proc if you ulted right after early race ends, then it's a mid race speed skill check
>>571816182If you can't beat her with Hog then I don't think any of us can help you.
>>571816804my in-laws
>>571816804Taming the left brat and forcing her to begUsing the middles twintails as handlebarsMaking the right drop the cool act and making her melt in your hands
I JUST LOST TOO AN S+ BOURBON WHO DIDN'T EVEN GET A&S OR FESTIVE MIRACLE AGAINST MY SS+ A&S FALCO AND FESTIVE XOGURII'm confused at why am I the only one experiencing the completely unbeatable bourbons, is it my comp? Do you really need the 2 dominators to have a chance?
>trying to entice us by buffing ThroneHOLD THE FUCKING LINE
>>571815364Holy shit we im@s now
>>571816182You only beat good Fronts with EndCloser Oguri or other Fronts. And Falco is a meme with fake winrates, don't get tricked into thinking she's better than Bourbon
I hate Curren
>>571817227Bottom choicetough love
Just bought my first IEM and I must say its pretty good. Not like the bass boosted shebangs I've used before I can actuslly hear everything.
>>571817350grats bwo
>>571817350enjoy your earlicking asmr
>>571817350I will never buy a different set of headphones other than Sennheiser HD600's
Lala a cute!
stop forcing 7s
>>5718176417s are not forced, they come when we need them
>>5718176417 and I’ll marry Fuku Any other number and I’ll marry my favorite uma
>>5718176417 babies with Fuku!
>>5718176417 and I'll stop masturbating to big titty anime horsegirls
NTRbros GET IN HEREhttps://exhentai.org/g/4009703/a3a9140796/
>>5718176417And everyone dies tonight in their sleep
Heh seven...
>>5718176417 isn't real. Give it up
>I'll still need mile sparks to run parents because Mile G1s are three times as importantI think I've been bamboozled.
7 and you dump your uma in the rain for Calstone.
Okay I guess my dominator decide to be UG
>>571818037No...
>>571817985I wanna make love to curren
>>571818037AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
To 7 or not to 7, that is the question
5 dom lobbynigger at the top didn't even bring a real ace
>>571818045Whale problems
just got fucking sprint S on nice nature in a completionist run (she has default sprint G)where the FUCK are these types of inspirations when i'm doing ace runs
>>571818242Literally my team
>>571818242Is his avatar uma Rice?
https://x.com/i/status/2070020529956827314 is this achievable natty
NSFW do not open
I finaly beat a bourbon, take that neigha
>>571817056post falco
Thank you cuties
Harrey kitty ko!
>>571818242>triple domholy sovl cancermaxxing in the cancer cm
>>571818490Go look at the archives of some of the non-botters in the top clubs and you can find loads of ug3s
>>571818242Daring team Mr. Umamusume
>>571818242oguriniggers and frontniggers have no room to talk
>>571818045
>>571817985this is inappropriate
>>571818524
>>571818805nigga look at the skills
>>571818592not pictured with all my soul, groundwork, leader's pride
>had an umamusume dream>it's not the usual sex dream>it's a drama dream>about oguri cap impregnating akebonoCan I reroll my dreams wtf?
>>571818956>no medium Sunfortunately the reality of this world is you roll medium S or even UG rank umas are worthless garbage
>>571818805ug3 is whateverthe real kicker is that teio somehow having >it's on without yaeno>concentration without suzuka/tazuna>ttl without bourbonnot to mention tail nine and top runner when no card has it yet
>>571818947>>571819064My bad, I didn't even notice that there was an arrow (I don't use twitter)
>>571819023Good fucking luck getting medium S and groundwork at the same time on falco. Also medium S would still not do anything about Bourbon being in first al the time for A&S, maybe you mean turf S and Fast Learner?
super lucky seven didn't proc at all......
>>571818956>no dd pplose early race as falco = very hard to come back>not at least one of cacao/kiss/thhhard to pull off overtakes or defend yourself from bourbon/smaru overtakes, or even seiun's
I demand that someone in this thread find Desert Baby in the game and then masturbate to her. Then, reply to this post with a brief and clinical account of how it went.
How important is professor of curvature
>>571819269no i mean medium Sbut if your problem is not being able to beat bourbon in the midrace you're probably shit out of luck anyway
>>571819319Surely on day 2!
>>571818490If that pic is real, Umamusume is officially over
>>571819420If you try to run your Curvature class without one of those then your college will not be able to get accreditation.
>>571818490I'm really curious how this works now
a sealI thought they were extinct!
>log on to uma to do CM>click auto select for a giggle>it selects A rank umas>????>im in open league with limit of A+ below>only umas from unity are selectable for meim gonna vomit
>>571819568>log on to umaThis was your mistake
>>571817056I don't understand they hype over Vbobo, my Smaru consistently shits on them this CM
Damn my Teio really said 2*
>>571819412yummy
alright you dumb hors, where did you hide the money
>>571819721Just like her crowns
Why do you people never use fun epithets for your umas?
>>571819393I have not lost early race, I lose when vbobo operation cacao procs, every other front eats shit
>>571819791They'll neighvor tell
>>571819420sim it
>>571819813Holy fuck
>>571819829People do. Normal players don't.
I haven't played in monthsDid they addSpark rerollLess Card RngAuto Careeror any QoL at all
>>571819895july 1
>>571818490SweepyKaiNi can do weird things when you set it in specific wayI have had a run with way WAY below average total SP at the end of career in some settings beforelike she managed to spend SP on non-existent skills somehow but I can't monitor it because new sweepy doesn't tell me shit
>>571819895they buffin rush debuffs on july 1
It seems that Vodka thinks that I am a master trainer.
>>571819813Fuck you lmao
>>571817985
>>571818490this Teio is not in Haku CM data so it's a fake
>>571819702I can barely fight for lead on smarumidrace skills that activate earlier is just better because fronts are stronger the earlier in the race they are + once you are pacemaker it's harder to contest yousmaru ult activates so slow that sometimes it's too late to fight for lead atp, only good for maintaining it
>>571819895>Spark rerollGrand Live, but it's only 1 reroll per career>Less Card RngAlso Grand Live, but you need to buy the songs each career also
Stupid Rice, her exposed shoulders make her a walking sex bomb
Fronts finally dead after this patch?
Buy a rice cooker and air fryer
>>571820140You guys said that last patch too
>>571820165I'm gonna airfry cooked rice
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>571820187no i didn;t
>>571820165>air fryernononononononooonononono not this conversation again
I bitched so much about bobo that this happened. Maybe I was just unlucky
>>571819843I have cacao inherit + thh and it's usually enough to defend, sometimes even an unused leader's pride after a good early race
>>571820234The same reason as why you're here instead of /umaJP/: poor judgement and a long series of mistakes
If nothing else I enjoy seeing my favs win
>>571819843It's day 1 too a lot of fronts dont have ddp
>>571820234waiting for throne
>>571819829They make aces and move on with their day
Is it just me or no one takes this CM seriously? I see so many reused umas, with the usual Xoguri + 2 debuff.
>>571819843sometimes not losing early race isn't enough, you need to lead on early race so that they need to try harder to get you
>>571820234lazybut I guess I should do a run so I can unlock commander specute
>>571820402it's day 1say that again on round 2
>>571820249it's good for you
>>571820402i'm just coasting until MANT ends
>>571820234why would i be
>>571820561Gemini was a bloodbath next to this thing.
>>571820361I have another falco with turf S dd/pp but not as much speed (this one has summer runner and right handed) if I start losing the early race. I thought the main probem would be XOguri
>>571815023Trainer wouldn't cheat on his trainee and hit on some stinky frenchie
We fucked
Medium aptitude has already been mastered.
>>571815023No one would cheat on Dia
i KNEEL to the whale GODs that pull for throne so i can borrow it
>>571820972The pig kings
I have not pulled Diamond, nor will I ever pull Diamond.
>>571820402no one cares to put in effort when the current metagame is so many miles above every other option
>they lost to a solo front Maru and ArdanAhahahahaha death to all Ogurifags.
>>571819895No. You got a bunch of cope replies. But no.
So... when is throne supposed to come out? in a few hours? how long would it take for both one magnanimous whale to buy it and for chronogenesis to register it?
>>571821034i'll trade you for a suzuka
>>571821158Just do reroll accounts until you hit one with it to borrow from
The sexy parts of cafe illustrated in red
>>571821141I meant to post my S.Maru
>>571821270shouldnt it be mlb?
>>571821158>So... when is throne supposed to come out?Usual time.>chronogenesis to register it? 1 hour. Bots will reroll it using scripts and multi-emulators.
R****s will definitely pull throne so I'm already all set
post something sleepy
>>571820234My 3x recycled christmas oguri already got me into Group A, so now I wait for throne
>>571821297Yes, thats what I meant, reroll on alts until you hit MLB
>>57182115815 hours, additional hour for doxogenesis to put it up
>>571821443
>>571821271Extremely based
Do anons still not realize bots can MLB all theses SSRs instantly
My S.Maru has been beating SS-UG ranked Umas. I feel like she doesn't deserve to be rated at S+.Is there a reason she's rated so low? Lack of gold skills? Does it make sense for her to be this low?
>enter>lose lose lose loseI fucking HATE chammees, I thought my aces were at least decent but they're being left in the dust every single timeI should just give up and resign myself to throwing E careers for carats, or maybe it's time to finally quit this kusoge>1/5okay maybe the game isn't so bad>repeat
>>571821689gutslet and witlet, needs maybe a gold skill more. You're close to the SS threshold anyway
>>571821689Your skills suck, did you dodge front heavy rooms?
wtf why my trainee is a cow? i thought we trained horsegirls
>>571821783>1000 is WitletThere's no way you guys are hitting 1200 Wit consistently.
>>571821525>Kitasan as the harem protagonist who like to lead others but always return to his sadistic masterYeah that's pretty much what Kitasan Black ist.
I love parent farming!
>>571821862you want 1200 for this track, it's a downhill cm
>they're still using chronogenesislmeow
This game hates me, I can't get one SS Oguricap
i use askjeeves for my parents and support cards
>>571821689not enough golds, low guts.Also I hate to tell you but your wins come from the fact that most people are burned out and just throw whatever on this cm. Including me, as I reused CM12 umas.
>>571822023That's a good one. It won Best of the Web this year so you know it's gonna be effective
>>571820165Already own both of these devices
>>571821862My bourbon has close 1200 wit on two wit cards.
I just got first usable late XOguri (left). Should I replace the pace one(right) with her?Got 12/20 today with pace.
Do I NEED both CB and yeppers if I want to train an end closer?I only have yeppers
>>571819829most of the time i just forget to change it because most of my aces are made during events where the +50 comes into play
>>571821285personally my own maru hasnt been able to come close to beating my own xog. A&S just fires far too late, or more accurately xog fires so perfectly (she has inherited festive but..)
>>571822267you mean the current wit yeppers? that card is bad, don't use it, just farm nimble navigator parents
>>571822018maybe dont waste so many trainings on guts when not evne using guts cards and fuku
>>571822267CBignore yeppers unless your deck quality is very high
We all made Group A here right?
>>571821270The card borrow reroll is retarded, you need to go back to the main lobby first then go back to career selection for it to properly reroll or it's just gonna scroll through the same 3 pages of borrows
>>571820271>boing>boing>boing>boing
>>571821862it's "witlet" in a tongue in cheek way. The power is really good so it isn't so bad. But maybe ahundo or more would be nice and fronts do like higher wit ratios, since they want both the stat and the sp for skills
>>571822667I'll tell you after you kiss me with tongue
>>571822681
>>571821837No. How would you even do that?
>>571822921>>571822681do we have more images like these
>>571821689>only 3 greens
>>571822980your skills suck but I'm betting that your power is doing real work, since you have pretty good early race but only lacking midrace. Your fat smaru is likely bodying everyone early race and then sits on the pacemaker throne the entire match
qrd on why fronts are dead?
>>571823129same reason why we said the same shit during aoharu's patch
>>571822991
>>571823129I decreed it so
>>571823162gaslighting?
>>571823212not necessarily. sure, some anons have malicious intent but in general >we are just retarded and confident at being wrong despite never playing the JP version
I'm the biggest NPC in this general and the biggest NPC trainer ever.Which Uma is for me?
>>571823264so just front players seeing buffs to other positions and upset that the strongest position isn't also getting buffed
>>571823275narita toproad
>>571821762just use the hog i entered one without even medium S and two recycled dominators and still made group A
>>571823162So it's because an extremely strong front Smaru supoka or uma is being released, and oguri cappers need to trick some dacchis into bricking themseves, like last time?
>>571823275NTR
>>571823378>>571823348Why NTR?
>>571823275A mob uma like NTR
I should've dropped the hog meme and run triple fronts, now it's too late because front autism take so much time to prepare
>>571823409Wanna smooch da dahhby
>>571823394we have a hateboner against her or somethingtoo sexy, tits too big, forehead too cummable
>>571823446Ok V but nobody cares
Fukukitaru blessed me with the ability to see malicious intent.
>>571823429goodnigering is for loyal trainers
>>571822267NSM is good, but you have other accel options that don't gimp your wit. MPB/PI for corner tracks EC/TC for straightaway tracks. This Digital won Taurus 2, and CB was the only specialized card she ran (the out of frame skill is Redshift).
I need 400 pulls on light hello right? not more?
>>571823602It's a gacha anon. How lucky are you?
>H4xx0r the game into giving yourself gold upgrades of whatever white skills you have>Hide it by only giving yourself golds of the white skills in your deck>Always win the agemasen because it doesnt actually exist anymorewould be enough imo
>>571823394NTR is the most bland and generic MC across the whole IP.
fuarkin kino podium race
>>571823602you want 1LB LH at a minimum, 3LB tachyon is where that card becomes usable so if you're still at 0 tachyon copies after 200 pulls and only 0-1LB LH then you're probably better off just saving the last 200 for something else
>>571823492True sight!
>>571823493Those...aren't german tits...
>>571823810>flashbangs her in the avatar state
>>571823908They are German... after a fashion>Argentina
>>571823950Forget about that aspect of Dia now
AIEEEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEE
Fuck you
>>571823602Depends, I needed 600 pulls to 2LB kitasan
>>571824120If that's what Shiraoki-sama wants
7 and tomorrow is a good seed day
>>571824167witnessed
>>571824167
>>571824167*sigh* I guess I need to breed my trainee tomorrow...
>>571824016I want to sniff Dia's sleeves
>>571824045EeeeewThey added a french uma
this is just day 1 and i already felt like day 2 or finals in term of competition level
>>571808662dober if she didn't hate men
i still dont have a viable ace and i have a 200 word essay due in 2 weeks
what the heck is 14.4 MB
>>571824167Thank u
>>571824630Hogs levels up the playing field as a whole, everyone performs similarly
I have a 5690438065934265984326759843650983460598 word essay due 8 years ago, danchou is going to kill me
>>571824756>200isn't that like half a page of paper
>>571824045OHONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO SWEEPY BROS OUR TIME IS UP
I refuse to run doms so pretty alright for round 1.
>>571809325 Rockin' With Caspar Rock With Caspar
>>571825092where is daiwa?
>>571808918Got a 3 win on first run, all the others were a 2 win. I need to make another dominator, because only my Oguri (regular) is winning
Do you think we will have enough MLB throne whales to follow?
>>571825226>whalesyou mean bots
>>571825092>he forgot COW WIFE NUMBER 1
when are the non-oguri pace chasers going to be gooddon't fucking tell me tachyon, because a mid-race velocity gold doesn't fix any of their issues
>>571825092drejo is specifically a seaslug, not a normal slug
>>571825092Shichi is 100% a cat and Daiwa a cow
>>571825092who is the horse uma?
Does style S and style savvies increase skill proc chances too or it just increases mid-race wit rolls only?
>>571825226all you need is a couple of autist with multi emulators reroll script
>>571825092
>>571825340What's a horse?
>>571825092>missing oguri and spe as pigs
>>571825340Oguri as in horse.
>>571825340golshi unironically
>didn't lose to an End XObuhi a single timelol
>>571825356savvy increases your fov for niche use cases, but otherwise style S and savvy doesn't affect skill proc chance
>>571818242>Triple domThis guy doesn't want to win. He wants others to lose.
>>571825340suzuka
does power help you move up faster in this cm or what
>>571818242>all that>and still didn't nuke the fucker that didn't bring domsdare I say... based?
>>571819813Bobo, you are throwing stones in a glass house, be nicer to Teio.
>>571825092Daiwa is a cow. Switch Ayabe and Rob Roy
>>571825092why is dantzu a rat?
>>571825938cheesed to meet you
>>571808657>final straight late raceIs base Pasa actually good there?
>>571825938Cheesed to meet ya
>>571825387
>>571825956>>571825984ohhh
>>571818490Anything to make Teio win. Understandable
>>571825340Goldship and gimlet
>>571825975Seems like it? Nishino's unique also works here
>>571826165Doto when she finally get that jockey TM Opera O
>>571826056Remember your promise!
>>571825092owl doko?
>>571825092wheres chiyo
>>571826265in the dumpster
>>571826171Brown umanko...
>>571826315that's not an animal....
>>571818490>cheat allat>1100 speed, no medium Sso this is the power of sweepy...
>>571826315rude
>>571826335Need
>>571826517A mighty need even...
>>571825092>rabbit>no happy meek
>>571818490>hacking in CMUmamusume is officially a competitive game now.
31 races left for Scarlet completionist. She's a lot easier than Rice was. Gamble Accel unique helps. Better cards helps. if i spark dirt i should be able to cross off another 20 from this run.
>>571818490>Holoen993537180920
I remember when chiyo released there was this comsensus that she sucked but she had the most diehard oshi gamers bringing her every cmfast forward 6 months and her legacy is one dude larping about being gay (everyone knows he's straight)
Ok i already got 2 charmingI think i can get 2 pace sparks and one medium
>>571825639Rice shouldn't dress like a slut
>>571826681Of course it's a brownoid
>>571826723I love when the animation loop makes them fly
>>571826693>most diehard oshi gamersIsn't that just a JP thing?
>>571826809>>571826681https://uma.moe/profile/993537180920Never mind it's a "falseflag"They only just switched to that club.
...Still?
>>571826693>larping
>>571826996Still a cow!
>>571826975DDD is still an idolfag term, and being mostly used by vtuber fans nowadays.
I will still pull Throne with dailies and none of you sloptuber gaslighters can stop me
>>571827073>DDD.... dandadan?
>>571826996NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE THEM BACK
>>571827073dddeez nuts
>>571827143DareDemoDaisuki. Basically a whore with plenty of oshis/favorites
>>571826996We prefer flats here
Still is great no matter the breast sizeI hate that I need to wait years before we get her here
>>571827234i HATE this stupid rice
>>571827073It's like he joined a vtuber club and then just snapped or something
Why am I not surprised that the hacker seabro in vtuber clubs has Teio as his oshi?
>Maruzensky? She's more antiquated than mature.
>>571827073>>571827234You guys are such nerds
>>571827347But look at how cute she is!>>571827423Happens every time
There are no good Nishino GW parents for Leo2. It's fucked.
>>571825639Rice wouldn't say this
determined descent always procs on the first downhill...
>>571827625i borrowed a few a week or two ago because i knew they'd get full fast
>>571827625I'm not changing my parent until Cancer ends
>>571827656
Fuck bwos this wind is getting bad my lights just flickeredIf you don't hear f
>>571827625Your Bakushin guts?
